A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You
know, we
have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all
put on
our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings
and
we're on the fire truck ready to go. 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I
want
you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And
when I
say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. 'The next night he came
home
from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes
off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
'BELL
3!', they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL
4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she
replied ' YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
