Someone I used to know wrote this on their profile: "I met a girl that leaves me speechless, breathless and in a stupor." Now...this sent me off onto a tangent (imagine that)...
I can whole heartedly rock with that statement...if we apply it to people in general...as follows:
They leave me speechless because they've managed to survive to adulthood despite being behind the evolutionary natural selection curve.
They leave me breathless from pointing and laughing so damn hard.
And...
They leave me in a [temporary] stupor due to the lack of oxygen caused by the aforementioned pointing and laughing.
Seriously...how DO some of these people make it?
I suppose it's just further proof that if there is some higher being out there, they are not without a sense of humour. And a fucked-up one at that.
