"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared.
"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional
nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had
ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been
bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then
almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she
was able to regain her composure .
"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen
again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
Things went downhill from there... zz
