country1982's blog: "are you a red neck"

created on 08/14/2008 | http://fubar.com/are-you-a-red-neck/b238864

posted on 08/25/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;07:08&nbs-07:00;am

the nurse
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'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then, said Fred as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been any bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?

'It's swollen' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.

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