Alright. Listen up. This is important.
I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BE A HORRID BITCH TO YOU.
My name is not: "sexy", "hun", "yum", or any other adjective.
I will be cold and mean if the following occurs:
*You call me one of the aforementioned words without any kind of prompting.
*You ask me for naked pictures, or offer to show me yours.
*You're an ugly, pathetic old man who can't get any, and is therefore trolling a website so you can beat off to pictures of teenage girls who will never give you the time of day. You know who you are.
*You display no ability to form a coherent paragraph.
*You can't take 'no' for an answer.
*You don't show any respect for me *or* you.
I am not a piece of meat. Do not speak to me as though that's otherwise.