This morning I was sat there watching the water drain out of the bath... like you do. I was transfixed for a bit looking at the water swirl round and round as it escaped down the plughole... Then suddenly, it stopped and started swirling around in the opposite direction!
How freaky is that! I think at that moment I must have been uprooted and redeposited in the Southern Hemisphere or something.
It's happening, I tell you. Armageddon is upon us... Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?