Icarus's blog: "Hurts to watch."

This fucking neighbourhood
these fucking neighbours
this fucking city
I swear to fucking god.

So I got my second no-no note on my lawn this year
"ZOMG! You have teh 1 week to cut teh weeds in your yard!!! we r teh rulez that over 12 inch grass weeds or plants are teh nuissance1!!!"

Nuissance...
seriously?
1 sprout of wild grass over 12 per 10 square feet is NOT a nuissance.

Alright, secondly
I work for the government
I know all about legal notices, fines, overdue periods, mandates and coop

I looked this thing over four times
no authority of/ by right of
no specification of the "nuissance" where/when who observed, who reported

I am entitled to a hearing...
of course I'm fucking entitled to a fucking hearing
it costs more to go to the hearing than pay the fine
you fucksticks bleed me every chance you get

Point is
read this document, understand what I know about rhetoric and paperwork
and you'd determine it wasn't legally sound

but then again

my arrest

wasn't legal.

So...

Who's really gonna fucking win here?

Me.
When I set my motherfucking lawn on fire and ice my fucking neighbours
Fuck you
it's gonna be DEAD next week we're getting a freeze saturday and my pneumoniatic ass is NOT going to exasherbate an existing lung deficiency for your sake by mowing a fucking lawn in 30 degree weather.

I want the dime dropper.
I want to stop finding people loitering or casing my house in my fucking driveway/lawn when I leave for a couple hours.

I want the FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING CITY.

St. Thomas please.
Where no one gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
And the girls are all dark skinned and thin.