Yes, of course you have big tits... you're fat.
Yes, of course i care about you... you spend money on me.
Your jeans do not make your ass look big, your ass makes your ass look big.
That picture looks like crap.
OMG you look horrible naked! wtf made you post those?
just because you're a big woman does not mean you're a big "beautiful" woman. (disclaimer: some big chicks really are beautiful, i'm not saying all big chicks are ugly so get off my ass, thanks)
of course i think you're hot, sweetie... you rate all my pictures.
just because you're willing to pose naked doesn't mean we want to see it.
no, sweetie, you're not shallow and stupid, it's quite the opposite.... (you're stupid and shallow)...
i know i have no life. (well ok people DO say this one, but they rarely actually expect you to think they mean it... they want you to tell them that their life is fine... )
i'm sick of rating your pictures.
i don't read your blogs, i just open them and browse other sites so there's enough time between rates for you to THINK i read them.
you may have a mind, but i don't care.
you're really not that funny.
every time i type "lol" i die a little inside because i'm pretending to laugh over a computer to people that don't care.
....
i'm really not bitter today, i swear... or i'm no more bitter than usual at least...
~sin
p.s. it was pointed out to me that i missed this one:
Of course my jeans would look better on your floor...it would be the first time a pair of womens jeans ever graced your floor