this shit is hillarious, thanks rachel, your blogs are the best lol
Confucius say: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Rachel say: You will never have to work a day in your life if you pick a baby daddy (or 2...or 3...or...) you sorta love (for that night) and end up on welfare.
Confucius say: Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honor depend on heaven.
Rachel say: Riches and honor (or dishonor) depend on who you fuck over between life and death.
Confucius say: If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?
Rachel say: If you look into your own heart and you find nothing there, you are a freak of nature...or my mother.
Confucius say: to be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Rachel say: to be wronged is nothing; getting back at the muthafucka is the best part.
Confucius say: It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
Rachel say: Yeah? Tell that to my ex.
Confucius say: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Rachel say: Yeah? Tell that to my ex.
Confucius say: Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing.
Rachel say: Worry not that no one knows of you; the bastards ain't worth your time anyhow.
Confucius say: to see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.
Rachel say: to see and listen to the wicked means you've been reading my blogs...and enjoying them!
there is no more justice in america
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