A Duck walks into a bar. He stands there with a lost look on his face,
The Barman asks " what can I get for you ? "
The Duck replies " got any bread ? "
The Barman looks at the Duck and says " this is a bar we don't sell bread "
Several minutes go by and the Barman notices the Duck still standing there
and asks him yet again " what can I get you ? "
The Duck looks at him with sad eyes and says " got any bread ? "
The Barman looks at him and says " mate I told you this is a bar we
don't sell bread ", the Barman walks off to the cold room and does
some stock-taking..
20min go by and the Barman returns to see the Duck still standing there,
He asked the Duck again what he would like..
The Duck replies with the same thing " got any bread ? "
Now the Barman is really getting pissed off with this time wasting Duck
and says to him " Listen Duck I have had enough of your time wasting and
stupid requests. I'm going to ask you one more time what you want and
if you ask for any bread I'm going to nail your beak to this bar, NOW
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ? "
The Duck looks at him and asks " got any nails ?? "
The Barman looks at him and says " No I don't have any nails ! "
The Duck looks at the Barman and says " Ahh good got any bread "
