This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____ day of _____,2___, between _________________ and _______________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
*No sleeping overs-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
*No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary)
*No calls before 9Pm - we don't have stuff to talk about
*No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed, or potential love blossoming, etc.
*No plans made in advance-that's why we're each others "backup" . An out-of-town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even though, it's a one-time advance call.
*No babytalk-however dirty talk is encouraged
*calling out the wrong name during sex is OK
*No falling asleep after sex- if its over we get our asses up and go home
*we hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes both of us-so no repeat requests
*Doggie style is preferred---less eye contact the better.
******* Extra tip for successful booty call *********
The asforementioned rules may only be alterd by the holder of the agreement.If they other party attempts to chage or alter any terms of this Agreemen, it will automatically become null and void and the offender will be then removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone, memory and email list;blocked from all communications until his/her silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Partners:________________________________________
Signatures:_____________________ _____________________________
Date:___________________