If a Bra is an
Upper Topper Titty Flopper Stopper,
and a Jock Strap is a
lower Decker Dick’ey/Quary checker,
and a roll of Toilet Tissue is a
Super Duper Doody Pooper Scooper.
What do you call a Japanese Drummer Boy
whose father has Diarrhea?
A Slap Happy Jappy with a Crapy Happy Pappy
