Top 10 Signs Your Superhero Movie Sucks
10. The movie’s catchprase: “You’ll believe a man can spend 10 bucks on crap!”
9. Includes the line: “You can’t stop me — I have an IQ of 118!”
8. The hero’s superpower: ability not to make eye contact with a stranger in an elevator.
7. Plot holes glossed over by the heroine’s numerous boob flashes.
6. Forget Kryptonite — the hero’s only weakness…a bullet to the heart.
5. CGI effects were rendered using a crayon.
4. The hero has a specially designed costume to emphasize his “bulge.”
3. The soundtrack is by the guy who wrote the “Pina Colada Song.”
2. The movie is based on a comic written during Stan Lee’s magic mushroom addiction.
1. Bat-nipples!
