Icarus's blog: "Hurts to watch."

Are you completely over your last meaningful relationship?
Ho gods yes.

Is anyone ignoring you right now?
Probably. Don't care.

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Hah- no. She was neurotic and annoying.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
uuh... >> this is a chick survey isn't it? No. No I don't.

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you?
I'm paying my bills and my taxes. I could do without the panic attacks and being single part.

Last song you listened to?
Dead Flowers by the Stones

Do you like to cuddle?
It leads to sex >>

What if you had a baby with the last person you texted?
I'd be confused because we're both men. That'd be one crazy assed kid though.

Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Uh... several.

What's more attractive: when someone kisses you out of nowhere, or when you know it's coming?
Such a chick quiz. What's better is when I get a kiss below the belt.

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Yeah, but she's kinda involved.

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Significantly. Probably for the worse, but I'm like one big giant callous now >> it works.

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Building Sinanju

Who is the last person to send you a message on Myspace?
Good fucking god when was the last time I even logged in to that shit?

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yeah, she's a beautiful lightning storm of spite and sass. Or any of my absent friends.

Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
... yeah... is this a trick question?

Do you know the last person you were in a car with other than family?
uuuuuuuuuuh... ... ... ... ... ...

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yeah, mostly milfs >> oh... pornstars don't count? Answer is still yes.

When was the last time you talked to your grandmother?
... couple months? What!? they're old and nutty.

Last time you were on the phone? With who?
Today trying to get a hold of a gibbering nut who kept calling my company
11 times in three business days... same question, same information provided :/

Did you have a good day yesterday?
It was better than a day at work.

Who was the last person that left you a comment?
*shrugs*

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
She's annoying but no.

Do you like to wear sweatpants?
No. I'd rather go pantsless unless it is damned cold.

What does your third text in your inbox say?
"how far along are you tardsauce?"

What are you most looking forward to today?
Finishing this quiz and doing something entertaining.

Do you THINK you like anyone?
I know I like someone.

Name a song that reminds you of old memories?
Wild horses.

Do you like the color gray?
Silver.

Is there anyone you really can't stop thinking about?
Yeah. See above.

Are you jealous of anyone right now?
Not terribly.

Did you ever think someone didn't like you, but came to find out they really did?
Regularly. Seems people enjoy my antics.

Last time you ate grilled cheese?
Ages. Probably the last time I alluded to it in a short story.

Name something great that happened today?
I got to see her.

Do you regret something today?
Yep. Getting out of bed.

How are you feeling?
*shrugs*

Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Tons of people, but I kinda leave it to other people to stay in touch. I'm a shitty person like that.

Do you think you're old?
I'm decomposing rapidly.

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
paychecks.

When is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends?
I don't have a top friends list you twatwhistle

So, in a relationship?
Nope.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
... this is an entire section in bookstores, everyone does.

Do you wish someone would call you?
Not really.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I'm wearing boxers >>

Do you know anyone who doesn't smoke pot?
Me.

Do you think you've made a difference in someones life?
I know I have.

Do you always find it cute when a girl/guy calls you babe/baby?
Only if she's coming.
What!? I'm dead fucking serious.
It's the only acceptable time.

Did you sleep alone last night?
My dog was in bed for most of the night.

How about the night before?
See above.

Do you like flowers?
More than some people, but not that much.

Do you drink a lot of water?
Only because I find I feel better when I do.

What school did you go to in 7th grade?
... moving on.

How much money did you spend today?
$0

When is your birthday?
1/20/85

Do you miss someone?
*shrugs* sure.

Anything exciting happen?
ever? probably.

How's your heart?
arythmic from accute stress and sociophobia related adrenaline pumped freakouts.