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*gavel sound*
*gloomy mysterious music, while a young couple is about to make out in central park*
3 seconds into making out, girl freaks out cuz he touched her boob and she wasn't ready....... in the process discovers a 14 year old boy face down inthe dirt with a corn on the cob shoved up his ass.
*gavel sound*
olivia & elliot show up "so what we got?"
"teenage male, found face down, with a vegatable where the sun dont shine"
olivia ponders who could do such a terrible thing with the existential dilemna of him being male and probably deserving it in some way.
elliot stands there in the most manly way possible showing his navy poppeye crackerjack froearm tattoo. (gets the women interested)
*gavel sound*
back at the station, the captail yells at them for something, everyone sees the ugly guy and wonders how he got an acting gig
ice T shows up "sup, I'm a gangsta cop........ w3rd"
*gavel sound*
oh look the uber hot DA that the men fap to and the women flick their bean to
at this poinmt no one cares about the episode, everyone is busy masturbating for the next 7 and a half minutes
*gavel/orgasm sounds*
hey they solved the case!
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