So, I'm bored.
There are funions sleeping under my chair. I should sweep those up at some point.
The people living under my bed tell me that I am too forthright with people. I disagree, but they are entitled to their opinion.
My cat, Tig, tells me my roomate creeps him out. I tell Tig that he creeps me out for talking. Cats shouldn't talk.
Sometimes I think the world would be cooler if it really was flat. DAMN YOU COLUMBUS!!!
Tomorrow is another day... and so is the next.
All real friends are "friends with benefits" even if you don't have sex with them. It's always benefitial to have friends!!
Hang out for Christ. He hung out for you.
I am a prisoner locked up behind Xanax bars, I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
Pull my finger. ... *poot* heh