Well he had two theories, one was that my English muffin asexually reproduced, the other is that there were two packages of English muffins, one with three and another with only one. The first day I saw the one, and the next day I saw the three pack. There was a third theory that I was wrong and there was always three, I was just mistaken, due to past history we were able to quickly dismiss that theory. Mainly because it is based on the assumption that I was/can be wrong. And that is crazy talk.
Initially I had conducted experiments to determine which theory was correct, and all evidence still pointed to asexual reproduction of English muffins. However after more extensive research (I looked through the cupboards again more thoroughly) and it was then that I discovered another package of English muffins. So there were indeed two, one with three, one with a single. Evidence shows that at the current time we cannot prove asexual reproduction of English muffins.
However we cannot completely discount it either. It is possible that there was indeed only one package of English muffins and that it asexually reproduced in the same package to make three. Then after we consumed two it cloned itself and its package so that there would be another package to choose from. Creating a decoy would help ensure the survival of the species. Something to think about. I will let you know if there are future updates
