1. Name one person who made you smile today.
JOE, THE ELECTRICIAN BOUGHT ME A PACK OF SMOKES. SWEET SWEET SMOKES....
2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
CUTTING WIRES.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
WATCHIGN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, AND EATING COCONUT CREAM PIE.
4. What is something that happened to you in 1994?
BROKE MY LEFT ARM.
5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
YOU CAN SEE COLUMBIAS NIPPLES!!
6. How many different things did you drink today?
JUST DIET 7 UP, VAULT, AND WATER.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
DON'T HAVE ONE.
8. what was the last thing you bought??
EVERCLEAR.
9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday?
A PACK OF SMOKES SO FAR, YAAAAY!!
11. Where do you keep your change?
MY POCKETS.
12. What was the weather like today
COLD AND BRIGHT, LOVE IT!!
13. What is the best ice cream flavor?
ORANGE SORBET.
14. What is something you are excited about?
DRINKING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT TO DRINK TONITE!!
15. When was the last rainbow you saw?
WHEN I WATCHED THE MUPPET MOVIE, AND KERMIT SANG THE RAINBOW CONNECTION SONG.
16. Do you have a sister?
5 ACTUALLY.
17. Are you very random?
IN WHAT WAY? THOUGHTS AND TALKING ARE PRETTY RANDOM, DAY TO DAY PRETTY DAMN ORDINARY UNLESS I GET PICKED UP.
18. Do you want to cut your hair?
SHAVE IT DOWN ON THE BACK AND SIDES AGAIN.
19. Are you over the age of 25?
AS OF TODAY.
20. Do you talk a lot?
THINK IT'S WHAT PISSES PEOPLE OFF ABOUT ME THE MOST.
21. Do you watch The O.C.?
NOPE.
22. Does your screen name have an "x" in it?
NEVER!!
23. Do you know anyone named Steve?
COUPLE OF STEVES.
24. Do you make up your own words?
BILL SPEAK IS GOOD.
25. Are you ticklish?
ON MY SIDES.
26. Are you typically a jealous person?
NOT REALLY.
27. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "A":
AMANDA.
28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "K":
KARENA.
29. Who's the 1st person on your received calls list?
THE DEVIL. HONESTLY, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. I CAN PROVE IT DAMN IT!!
30. What did the last text message you received say?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THROWING HIM IN THE BOX COMPRESSOR AT MY WORK, HE SMELLS BAD..
31. Do you chew on your straws?
SOMETIMES.
32. Do you have curly hair?
SHORT AND THIN.
33. What is the next concert you're going to?
BILLY JOEL.
34. Who is the crappiest person in your life?
IF THEY ARE CRAPPY PROLLY NOT IN MY LIFE.
35. How many times have you swore today?
47 TIMES AT LEAST.
36. What is something you say a lot?
FUCK.
37. What is the last thing you ate?
COCONUT CREAM PIE.
38. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
FUCKING HATE DONNIE DARKO AND THE LEGION OF LEMMINGS THAT ARE INTO IT.
39. Do you have work tomorrow?
YEAH, CARTOON NETWORK AND FREE POOL AND KAREOKE NITE AT THE BAR, AND GETTING A NEW SHIPMENT OF VINTAGE POSTERS IN AT THE VIDEO SHOP.
40. Is marriage in your future?
NEVER, UNLESS A LABOTOMY IS ALSO IN MY FUTURE.
41. When was the last time you said "I love you."?
TEXT MESSAGE JOKINGLY.
42. What should you be doing right now?
EATING THINK MY BLOOD SUGAR IS GOING LOW.
43. Do you have a nickname?
BILLY BUICK OR IRISH BILL.
44.Do you skateboard?
NAH, NO BALANCE, RIDE BIKES LIKE A MUG THOUGH.
45. What kind of phone do you have?
THE CHEAPEST PIECE OF SHIT ON THE MARKET, USED RARELY.
46. What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks?
THE MOUSE THAT ROARED, I WAS IN THE PLAY.
47. Is there anyone you like right now?
YEAH, KINDA POINTLES THOUGH.
48. When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest...?
THIS MORNING.
49. Are you currently depressed?
NOT REALLY. MORE LONELY THEN ANYTHING.
50. Did you cry today?
POINTLESS.
51. What do you want to say to people right now?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MY BA BA BA BA BIRTHDAY!!
