People are reaching out and giving me virtual drinks. Mighty neighborly. Then I start thinking, "You know, that beer looks pretty damn good right about now", but I'm at the computer and too lazy to go get a real one. So I start licking the screen. Damn screen doesn't taste like a frosty cold one, it taste like dust and plastic. How the fuck is that cool and refreshing?! Where the hell is the 3D web I was promised? I want to see the virtual beer, then have the screen open up and give me a real beer. Star Trek is full of shit.