lilpainpixie's blog: "THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN"

Men do u want me!!! Don't even think about it if..... You are or have ever been married You have never finished at least high school You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 165 Your height is not near 6'0 if you have slept with more 50 women You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend You are just looking for a booty call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound .You can't sweep me off my feet You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You must like threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you don't like to surprise women with cute little romatic stuff or little gifts you are not a great kisser you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready. you don't believe in unconditional love! remember I have a master and he is my soul mate,nothing serious can come from wanting me!!!