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A one-bedroom apartment is an apartment that has a livingroom, a kitchen (or kitchenette), a bathroom, and a bedroom... IT IS NOT a room at a motel that can't rent their rooms by the night so they take in residents weekly or monthly. IT IS NOT a room that, true enough, contains a bed, and has a separate bathroom "room" - but one that does not have a door to that bathroom.
It is not such a motel room that measures approximately 150 sq. ft. total that is occupied by a "bed" (and I say that term loosely, a mattress and box springs on a bedframe that hasn't seen a bedsheet in months or years. That is filthy nasty from being multi-purposed as your sleeping furniture, your seat for your computer desk, your table and seat for your meals, your seat to watch TV, the place your cat sleeps when she's walked 10 feet from her litter box that hasn't been changed in weeks), a mini-fridge with months of crumbs and trash on top along with the two buckets to catch the leaking water and ceiling debris from the upstairs unit, a microwave that has remnants of your last fifty hot meals stuck to the inside, the $2 toaster oven you're so proud of from the thrift store that I won't even mention the filthiness inside and out (and I'm sure it didn't come from even the thrift store that way), and the 2-seat loveseat/couch that only a dog would want to love on...
It doesn't contain your grocery assortment mostly strewn in and out of grocery bags around the floor amongst the extra window unit air conditioner and heater (have they both been truly sitting in the floor there since you moved in a year ago? the dirt on them and around them appears that they have), your TV looks like it was in the back of Bubba's pickup when he took his last mudding adventure, and why is there 2 water bowls, 2 feed bowls, and 2 litter boxes for 1 cat?? Is it so she can choose which one is the least nasty at the moment?
A unit that has no running hot water except in the shower... The shower with exposed "drywall," where the water has to be turned on and off from the valve that has been installed on the exposed PVC pipe above your head, where the red painted toilet seat and floor tiles has long since rubbed off with dirt and time...
But you have your Magic the Gathering, or whatever the fuck the game is, playing cards all stacked up neatly against the wall... and your "prized" cards neatly in page protectors and binders... Wow your priorities are way up there!
And you were JUST PLAIN NASTY enough to bring home someone you had met and lied to and faked out online... Well you taught her a huge, valuable lesson - so anyone else who thinks this is normal or better sounding than the way you live -- please run now and find someone else, you won't get anywhere with me.
And ladies he's out on Fubar, being all sweet and sending bling... Be aware... ask all those questions you wouldn't think you would HAVE to ask...
