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 | The Twelve Days of Christmas for sapphire jewel: |  | ||
| Day # | Who? | What they got you | ||
| 1st | A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends | |||
| 2nd | a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you' | |||
| 3rd | the complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape | |||
| 4th | A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please | |||
| 5th | A reverse strip tease | |||
| 6th | a pubic hair trimmer | |||
| 7th | a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline | |||
| 8th | a one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets | |||
| 9th | A tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge | |||
| 10th | a small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!' | |||
| 11th | A bottle of everyman's Viagara | |||
| 12th | A lite brite with a dirty message inscribed | |||
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