Someone set your world on fire
with words too hot to handle
and someone got you excited enough
you were tempted to take a gamble
You read that erotic poetry
and wondered if you dared
to send a little email and
tell the author how much you cared!
Someone stroked your ego
and a few other important things too
Made you feel you were her lover
and she just couldn't live without you
She plied you with temptation
almost more than you could stand
until you were tied up in knots
and frantic to be her "Sweet Man"
She described the feminine physique
in detail beautiful and frank
gave masculine libido and equipment
more than a subtle yank
She offered sweet hot kisses
and other things you couldn't refuse
She made you hot, Baby
and expertly lit your fuse
She told you love should be fun
and you couldn't help but believe
that anything she said
wasn't meant to deceive
It was the most intoxicating stuff
you had read in quite a while
and though you didn't email her
she left you with more than a smile
