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Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary.com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Amy UD: Amy to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover. she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart) my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen) watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart) you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate) 2) Whats your age? ME: 22 UD: 22 1) A .22 caliber handgun 2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size 3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes. [[LMAO]] 1) Don't tote no 22's 2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's 3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22 (All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin) I just wanted to add this extra one, it was definition number 3: The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together Haha I'm only 22 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Lexi UD: Lexi a hot sexy girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and a girl that can change you life forever sexy lexi, hot body and nice ass! [[That is hilarious because she is extremely sexy and has a great ass.]] 4. Favorite pet name for your lover? ME: sex machine UD: sex machine 1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end 2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with 3.) me mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me. 5) What's you favorite color? ME: pink UD: pink slang reference to the vagina im gonna get me some pink 6) What is the name of the city you were born in? ME: Charlotte UD: Charlotte [[The other definitions were way too long, so I picked this one.]] the less crude way of calling someone a harlot/slut damn dont you just hate that girl? shes such a charlotte 7)What is the month that you were born? ME: March UD: March [[I'm posting a few of the definitions because they crack me up.]] 1. Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. 2. The month in which all sexy, drop dead gorgeous women are born. Jessicas are usually born in March. 3. All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born! Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G. 8) Who is the last person that you talked to? ME: Mom UD: Mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. Where would you be without your mom? 9) What is one of your nicknames? ME: Amykins UD: Amykins Amykins isn't defined yet. 10) What is your zodiac sign? ME: Aries UD: Aries Zodiac sign for people born between March 22 and April 19, although the days change a bit every year due to the stars or some crap. Aries people are known to be stubborn, fiesty, impatient, and forgiving. They have an inability to remain angry for long, can't show their feelings because they feel it makes them weak, and some are even violent. Are even better at hiding feels than the Capricorn, and Aries rivals Taurus and Virgo. Aries become violent, if they don't get what they want. [[I'm not a violent person, honest!]]
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