A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up
ready
for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was
reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her
pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back
to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was
confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies
off?" The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was
foreplay for
something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn
the pages.
