List a band that you like and know REALLY well:
NOFX.
Now, use ONLY that band's lyrics, song titles, and cd titles to answer the following questions. You can't change bands halfway through!
1. Who are you?
A PROTAGANIST NAMED BILL.-SCAVENGER TYPE.
2. What is your definition of love?
I doesn't seem like you're a million
miles away, no. But maybe one or two
That doesn't mean, I never loved you
I love you long times, when you're on top of me
WHATEVER DIDI WANTS.
3. How do you view life?
Want to fuck off, drop out, never trust a fuckin' hippie
for that matter don't trust anyone.
quit school, don't work, livin' up the music you punk.
if i could do it so could anyone.
DRUGS ARE GOOD.
4. If you were stranded on an island, what few things would you bring with you?
There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
We got charams, pinball, asteroids, space invaders, and missile command
MATTERSVILLE
5. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/crush:
by the way bitch
kiss my goddamn ass
eat shit and die
you dirty fucking slut
fuck off stupid
fucking cunt
I hope you choke on toxic chalk
you fucking douche-bag
HAPPY BREAK UP SONG.
6. Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush:
Give her a call for Demorol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late
I'm in love with her, the Pharmacist's daughter
She's got my love, I get her drugs
Wakin up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringin in some colonopin, I'm huffin Ether
She's the one for me, whthout personality I still want to see her everyday
We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If i wine her and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful she keeps my perscriptions full
She's got my love and I get her drugs
Looks like I've gone and bought the Farmacy
PHARMACISTS DAUGHTER.
ALTHOUGH PUNK ROCK GIRL BY THE DEAD MILKMEN IS STILL MY IDEAL WOMEN...LOL.
7. What do you regret?
Go to work wasted. go to work bombed.
Ya gotta pull a shot
Before you start the job.
I wanna operate
Heavy machinery.
I wanna watch online pornography.
GOING TO WORK WASTED I GUESS....
8. What do you dream about?
Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
9. What do you like?
Fun Things to Fuck!
Fuck the front door, Fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim Fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of Blink 182
That's illegal if you're born in '83, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
Go Fuck Yourself!
10. What do you hate?
Don't waste your breath yelling at me,
About animal rights,
And how they should be free,
It's survival of the fittest,
And we're winning.
VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO.
11. What would you change about anything?
I must have fucked with some witch in turn she cursed me and cursed my life.
At the end of the longest line
that's where I will always be.
If you need to find me just go to the end of the longest line.
12. How's today been going?
yes to you it maysound good
To me it sounds all wrong
The notes and chords sound similar
The same forbidden beat
But the desperation's gone
(The song's the same)
But the desperation's gone
13. What's your favorite color?
wanna witness some blue blood bleed red.
MURDER THE GOVERMENT.
14. What have you learned lately?
I'm watching Michael Moore expose the awful truth
I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth
FRANCO UNAMERICAN
15. What do you see for your future?
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of joe
He'll be kickin in heads at the punk rock show
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
Quit your drinkin, nows the time
will he ever walk the line?
To all my friends I feel just great
will he ever walk the line?
BOB
16. What makes you feel good?
They'll ink your face, tape your eyelips closed
tabasco's in your mouth
there's mustard up your nose
when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast
MORON BROTHERS.
17. What makes you cry?
where has my ambition gone
i havent seen it for so long
am i a burden to someone
life,i am so tired
of everything
all my desire
is vanishing
ill wait.. and ill sit and watch the clouds as they go by
ill wait.. and ill sit and watch the clouds as they go by
LAZY.
18. Give a vague piece of advice.
I say don´t drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think
35 percent of accidents are caused by pixelated
The other 65 percent are not alcohol related
What does that tell us 'bout the drunk drivers, they seem
To have a better record then the sober team
YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL.
19. What do you wish you were doing right now?
Kick back cheap thrills
you'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you
FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART.
20. Say goodbye.
IF YOU SEE ANYONE SPITTING ON ME PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE, I'M NOT THAT PUNK.
I HEAR THEY SUCK LIVE.
