Subject: Translations for speaking 'Women'
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> For the guys, this is a reminder of the vocabulary of our
> wives/girlfriends etc. It HAS been a long time.
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> 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
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> 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (My favorite
> one).
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> 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
> last for at least 5 minutes and end in 'Fine.' (Refer back to #1)
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> 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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> 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
> idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
> with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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> 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
> make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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> 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
> you're welcome.
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> 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying, 'I ain't happy!'
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> 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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> *Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
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> *Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> they know it's true.
