'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
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> >
> > This is a hoot .... !!!!
> > By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...
> >
> > In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to
> > learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
> > conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.
> >
> > With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here goes...
> >
> > The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
> >
> > Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
> >
> > Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
> >
> > Room Service: ' Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
> >
> > Guest: 'Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
> >
> > Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
> >
> > Guest: '.....What??'
> >
> > Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
> >
> > Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
> >
> > Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
> >
> > Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
> >
> > Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'
> >
> > Guest: 'What?'
> >
> > Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'
> >
> > Guest: 'I... don't think so.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'
> >
> > Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
> > toes' means.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
> >
> > Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
> > Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'We bodder?'
> >
> > Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
> >
> > Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side'
> >
> > RoomService: 'Copy?'
> >
> > Guest: 'Excuse me?'
> >
> > RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
> >
> > Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??'
> >
> > Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
> >
> > RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'
> >
> > Guest: 'You're welcome'
> >
> > Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!
