I originally wanted to do squirrels, but... well, people would start going "OH, FOAMY, YAY!"
...Fucking rodent.
So, I then wanted to do guinea pigs, but... then my friend Karen got HER friend a hamster, which then BIT her friend, and I commented that hamsters were evil.
So yeah, expect more of Xiam's hostility towards hamsters. In reality, I have nothing against rodents, but... this is more of a social commentary, anyway. A SATIRE, if you will. Y'know those people who are afraid of clowns? Yeah, it's like that.
Clowns are fucking funny, I don't care what you say.
Now, if you just hate them for being obnoxious (like with mimes), that I can understand. But I'll just call you a jackass. Clowns and mimes are artists in their own right. XP