1. Do you like cheese?
I Love cheesy pickup lines
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
I am currently smoking heroin - wana join?
3. Do you own a bike?
No but hey I could go buy one and put it outside with the front end in the air and then next time I am drunk I'll go out and pretend that I am ET flying home.
4. What did you do tonight?
Well last night I masturbated a bit too often
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No but I am sure he probably does
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I think it's false advertising because I am pretty sure they are not actually made of dog.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
AS if I even like Christmas
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Well depends on if he gets off for me or not
9. Can you do push ups?
Yep and the girls look damn good when I do - more cleavage is always a good thing
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Was right up until I went and got dirty in the shower
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Anything I can tug with my teeth
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Yeah right secret weapon
14. Do you have friends?
Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they aren't real
15. Do you miss someone?
Very much and he better miss me if he knows what is good for him
16. Last name?
Whose?
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
-Why am I not giving a blow job
-Why am I not getting laid
-Why do I have to go so far away to get laid
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought recently.
-Candles
-Lacy Bra
-Ice Cream
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
-Coca Cola
-Orange Fanta
-Uh - yeah is that a drink
20. Current worry?
I'm way too horny for my own good
21. Current hate?
Space
22. Favorite place to be?
On my knees
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Watching drunk people shoot guns
24. Where would you like to go?
Hehehe he knows
25. Are you hungry?
Something like that
26. What made you laugh last?
Thinking about men perched on poles
27. Do you own slippers?
I own many many things
28. What shirt are you wearing?
Yours, wanna cum get it
29. Do you burn or tan?
Avoid sunlight
30. Favorite color?
Black and flesh
31. Would you be a pirate?
Would you be my parrot?
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Depends on who is with me
33. What did you have for lunch?
She was tasty
34. Name someone who has changed your life.
The next man to walk through my door
35. What's in your pocket right now?
It vibrates and I really like it
36. Something you can't wait for?
A phone call
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Sheets?
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Motherhood
39. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who breathe
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Enoguh to watch all the porn I want dammit
41. Who is your loudest friend?
I've not fucked them all
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Refer to answer above
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not a crush but I'm gonna fuck the hell out of him anyway
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
No but I do wish on drive by shootings
45. What is your favorite movie?
I have yet to make it
46. What is your favorite candy?
Whatever they put on them
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Wedding are you kidding me?
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Living Dead Girl - see who gets the irony
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
There was a massaging shower head involved
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Still not getting laid
