You might be a biker wanna' be if...
-You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
-You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
-You're too cool to wave at the kids in the car in front of you.
-You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
-Your tattoos wash off.
-You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
-Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
-You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
-You only ride on weekends. You never ride to work.
-You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are not comfortable.
-Your longest road trip this year was to bike night in the same town you live in.
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Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by.
He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet, and bows his head. The procession passes by the intersection and the biker puts on his helmet, gets back on the bike, and starts it up.
The other biker comes over and says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first biker responds, "Well, I guess it was the right thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
