Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at thecoffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hairsmells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file asexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "Its Keith. The midget."
