Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the game
To get her saucy clitoris a bone.
When she got there, the penis was ballish
And so her whoreish dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the slutcake
to fetch a/an assbasket of water.
Jack fell down and broke his toenail,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her weiner.
And when she was motherfucking, she was very, very crapsucking,
And when she was bad, she was shithole-ish.
There was a frantic woman
who shucked in a shoe.
She had so many testicles
She didn't know what to do.
