My wife and I were sitting at a table at my
high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink
as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know
her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took
to drinking right after we split up those many & years ago, and I
hear
she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think
a person could go o n
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight
started.....zz...
