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I've never done a blog entry but I'm going to give it a try.
Tomorrow I will be another year older and I've learned somethings that maybe useful for everyone else in life.
1 Never pet a burning dog, Not only is it on fire but I'm sure that the poor mutt is a little irritated with the fact that is burning.
2. Never let a pissed off psychopath shave your neck, Something tells me he may have a little trouble with knowing how hard not to press.
3. Change your underwear daily. People notice if you've been wearing the same undies for 2 days.
4. Do not flick a tempermental pitbull in the nutsack. Not only is it not nice but I'm sure you'll wish you never did after he buries your skull in the dirt.
5. If you're going to play with matches don't do it near a gas station. Burn scars and skin tractions are unattractive.
6. Peeing in public is only cute if your up to the age of 5 after that it gets to be a little distracting and annoying.
7. Never get involved with a married woman. Her husband maybe watching you two from the closet.
8. Never brush your teeth using water out of the tap in Mexico. I don't think I need to add to this.
9. Never ask a woman her age it's always a lie.
10. If at first you don't succeed ask someone else to do it, they can probably do it better than you anyways.
