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Hunting...
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska , spotted a small brown bear and shot it.   Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.  Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have "rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be
Obama Care....
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders please." "Speaking." "This is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Labratory.  When your doctor sent in the biopsy for your husband last week, another biopsy came in from another Mr. Sanders.  We are uncertain which biopsy belongs to your husband.  Frankly, either way, the results are not very good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously... "Well one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other tested positive for HIV.  We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful.  Can you do the tests again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new healthcare system will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The folks at ObamaCare suggest you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!"
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Chapter 7 The Theory
The theory   “Can I ask just one more question?” she pleaded, as I accelerated much too quickly down the street.  I wasn’t really paying attention to the road.  I sighed. “One,” I agreed, and pressed my lips together into a cautious line. “Well…you said you knew I hadn’t gone into the bookstore, and that I had gone south.  I was just wondering how you knew that.”  I looked away, deliberating.  “I thought we were past all the evasiveness” she grumbled.  I almost smiled.  “Fine, then.  I followed your scent.”  I looked at the road. “And you never did answer one of my first questions…”  She stalled.  I looked at her with disapproval.  “Which one?” I said.  “How does the mind reading thing work? Can you read anyone’s mind, anywhere? How do you do it? Can the rest of your family do it?” she answered.  “That’s more than one,” I pointed out, she
A Lighter..night.
So, Last night i was lit up my liars...and today..i am feeling better. I found out some truths and I am not that mad anymore. I hope that everyone has a great night...Hugs and kisses..
Kin's Wet Dreams
kins said: Once I dreampt that the alien from 'Alien' was my girlfriend, and it kept trying to eat me when we made out. Ford said: you were subconsciously thinking of getting a little head in her mouth.... just how true is dat?? huh? huh? huh?
Immortal Jellyfish
This is Turritopsis Nutricula, a jellyfish.  Unlike most life forms which tend to experience decay after reproduction, until they die, this jellyfish reverts back to its polyp stage, ie the beginning of its life cycle.  Theoretically, this cycle can be repeated indefinitely, rendering the jellyfish, barring accident or falling to predators and stuffs, immortal. Click here for its Wikipedia page.  
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9/23 & 24/2009
9/23 This was my off diet day.. i started logging.. and then decided i didn't care :D it was a good day though.. except when laura made me dance... i don't dance... my fat jiggles toooooo much ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9/24 lol this is directly from my log on www.sparkpeople.com I am going low on my totals and goals still.. but I figure that since I am not working out yet, that is ok (right?) I feel STUFFED today.. there were things i had to remove because i just couldn't eat it... like i had rice.. i didn't eat my rice at all... i had more hummus and pretzels and another tortilla and and ice cream sandwich thingy by skinny cow... none of that made it in my belly lol I have decided that after my first month of making food changes, I am going to start incorporating workouts into my day... they may be short... but i am going to try to do SOMETHING every day... I am going to try to use my total gym 3 days a week
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You Finally Know You're A Witch When:
When the whole family thinks your weird But your the first person they call on to Bless their new house :) When your playing cards with a friend and the cards tell you more than what they are holding in their hand :) When the whole family thinks your weird but have you read the cards/runes for them every chance they get :) Whenever some one falls ill your the one they call .... before they call the doctor  Anything weird happens and and you feel like a sub branch of ghost busters ...who ya gonna call ? :)
Pimpouts For A Whole Week?! Dayum!
[AUCTION STARTS SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 26h AT 9 PM FUTIME!!] Now, I'm gonna try this again. Maybe I didnt make myself clear enough. I'm in need of fubucks yet again. But instead of auctioning myself off on some random person's page, i'll start this up and let it run for a week and see what happens. 3 pimpouts a day for 7 days [21 Pimpouts Total]100 11s a day for 7 days [700 11s Total]3 Animated Tags [Curoius? Check my Pics] I'm going to start this Auction off at 2,000,000 fubucks. This auction will end Sunday October 4th and 9pm FUTIME
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Zombieland
Well, I was fortunate enough to score passes to a special screening of "ZOMBIELAND" tonight. I have to admit, I originally had no desire to see this film... ...but hey, it's FREE so why not? I'm glad I went. I was pleasantly suprised Now, I'm not a big "gore" fan, and the opening credits had PLENTY of it! Slow-motion shots of zombies eating flesh, chasing folks, and even a naked saggy tittied bloody zombie...in slow-mo... This was when I was thinking to myself, "Yep, another movie I'll be leaving halfway through..." Fortunately, the opening wasn't reflective of the rest of the movie. Sure, there was your mandatory zombie-brain exploding every now and then, but what I was TRULY shocked about this movie was it's humor... Woody Harrelson and the young kid playing the lead did an OUTSATANDING job. And I have to say bravo to the writers, I LOVE a quotable movie, and this fits the bill!!! I don't want to give away anything, so I'll keep my mouth shut (though look for the Twinkies
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What To Do?....
well.... lets see......its been a way totally badassdidniss of a few months.... went on a disney vacation.... got a new macbook pro.... and killed it financially.....so this has got to be my best year yet...... and the fun has only just begun.....   soon i will return to LA and open my shop.... but i have to tie up a few loose ends before i go home......   ive been out here in MA since the end of may....and the weather is gonna get cold.....and i h8 th@!..... not to meantion brie is gonna have the baby in a couple days....  so we r all stoked for th@!...     ttyl~
I See A Red Bike And I Want It Painted Black
Alright, I know it's been a while since I posted anything. Unfortunately my Windoze comp blew it's ram in an electrical storm, so I haven't been on Fubar as much as I would have liked. At any rate, here's an update of what's been going on with the CM400T Project. If any one has really taken a look at this bike, you'll notice alot of duck tape and electrical tape. I'm trying to phase that out as quickly as possible. One of the spots if you take a good look at the first few pictures of the bike that you'll notice the electrical tape is on the left handle bar, where the clutch handle is. This is from where the previous owner wrecked it, and ended up breaking the clutch handle. I was riding to work a few weeks ago when I noticed the handle was feeling a little strange, so when I got off of work, I immediately went down to Queen City Motorcycle Salvage to find some replacement handles. Those went on real easy, and now this little bike has great clutch control. Other things you may
Old Man Vs New Man
so. the new foo....it's ok, but is it really nirvana, aged, or the next step? i wonder what nirvana woulda sounded like.   this or,....something different? if kurt lived would he be as cool as nirvana, or the foo fighters, or courtney.       i miss my webpage. i really miss my webpage. lukasgrew.         but, i pissed off the powers that be       i miss that blog i made last spring, about takin' a walk, but it's gone.     isn't the internet wonderful? you can delete memory, just because you can.       oh well. i hope you all can safeguard your memories.       i wasn't smart enough to.       and those thought's are gone.         but i went for a walk in the woods, and NO ONE can take that away from me.           someone thinks they can           i hope they don't go for a walk. because they may not come back from that walk.       the bigger wolfs may eat them.
September 24, 2009
Right now I’m trying to be a bit coherent (no I was drinking anything) as I just arriving from a Motorhead concert. I had a good time, the music LOUD and hard, took like an hour to get my hearing back. LOL. The opening act (Reverend Horton Heat and Nashville Pussy) was 50/50 good bad. Some of their music was not bad and some of their music wasn’t that good. I will have to see if I can find some of their music that I really enjoy, so far I know that anything from their current album will not make it on my playlist. As for Motorhead they rocked LOUDLY. Can’t say anything bad about because it rocked, ok just one thing, it was bloody loud, half way threw the show I just couldn’t hear anymore, took me a while to figure out they was sing “Overkill” cause it was all so loud. And of course there was the usual funny cigarettes being smoked all over the place (again I didn’t partake in that)!   Was interesting cause I got to see something I always wond
A Whisper Throught The Night
                                  A Whisper through the night                                                 By Thomas Gargis                 It was a dark foggy night when she was standing by her window.  As the fog had roll across the dark ground,  she heard a whisper through the dark night  that scared her. She jumped from the window that startled her and then slowly walking back to it to see what was making that noise. As she look to see who or what was out there but only seeing the thick dense dark fog that lay across the ground.  As she was about to turn and head for bed because a long day she had at work, but the whisper through the night was calling her name again.                She was thinking and concerned “why am I hearing this? Is it that I’m so tired from work that I am imagining this in my mind?” Hum as she stood there by the window wondering as the whisper through the night was getting louder as if it was coming towards her. Now she is really s
Been Thinking...a Lot
So I have been thinking...it's never good when I start on this track. I tend to overthink every little thing in my entire exhistence LOL. So I am considering logging out for a while. Taking a few weeks to concentrate on the things I'd like to change about myself. Without any distractions. My days are a mixture of sadness and despair. Not exactly a fun place to be. So I figure I might clear my head a little and focus some energy back into reality. ;) I am not angry or hurt, not upset with anyone really. Just a bit confused and anti-social. I may send an occasional photo from the phone but I won't be checking in to see if anyone's come to look at it. I will be limiting my online time to the barest of minimums so please don't feel ignored ;) I just need to get myself straight. Winter is coming and I don't want to start hibernation in worse shape then I must.   p.s. it's Jay's birthday :D happy birthday!!  
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Love is a crazy thing, and has so many emotions behind it. You can feel happy, sad and even sometimes mad with love.  There are different forms of love, for someone you wish to be with, for a family member, a friend, an animal, an object even a style of music and so on.  Through all of this though, no one can really put a meaning behind the word Love. It has so many different emotional states, attitudes and feelings associated with it.  It is hard to define a meaning for love other than it is a strong emotional attachment to someone or something. It can make you feel happy if you are with someone you love, it can make you feel sad if you have been hurt by someone you love and sometimes love can even make you feel mad or angry depending on the circumstances.  Love can change a person in many ways whether it be better or worse.  It is one of the most complex emotions out there and can do a lot to a person in any direction it goes, but the best part of love is that when you find that you
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ok i just had this asshole on my page and he was a totall assclown. look, if you dont like my pics or have to see my face dont waste your breath or my breath being an asshole. just dont fuckin look. i dont care. im here to have fun and enjoy myself. heres the convo with the dickwad....sorry u have to scroll from bottom up.... i copy/pasted it from my shout box... have a great night   Anubis: what does 7 years bad luck feel like? Anubis: I'd rather know who I'm talking too.....not some super secret fugly chica ->Anubis: if u only new dickhead have a good day Anubis: yah cuz the rest will be willing to baghead ya ->Anubis: wow u r the first person that has been a dick..if u dont like it dont look. dont talk to me... dont waste ur breath...ffs...grow some balls and be a man Anubis: bahahahhaha Anubis: seriously though, you expect people to buy that shit, just tell em the truth or put a pic up, don't lie and say you work for nasa Anubis: at least I don't hide it quasimodo ->Anubis: have
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I love to sing...unfortunately, I have a shitty computer & shittier computer mic, so the recordings aren't that great, but hey, it's me...   Alone by Heart: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=556285&sid=25567&ui    Close My Eyes Forever by Ozzy & Lita: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=581755&sid=24655&uid=1678045   If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys: http://ksolo.myspace.com/actions/showSongProfile.do?rid=556048&sid=25939&uid=1678045   More in Stash...
This Explains The Heartbroken On My Status!
Ok so today has not been at all good for me! I am really sick and I think I got it from my sister but I don't know. What I do know is that today a Chase bank was robbed and it was the bank that one of my good friends works at. He was not shot however they did beat him severely and he is in the hospital so I hope that he recovers and I hope that whoever did this is caught and put in jail.
Revolution
Tonight I'm circumventing the tragedywith all the deft footwork of a porky governorThe trick is to be someone else when they lookbe somewhere else when they askJust a dancing flicker of a personat the edge of your vision the rim of your mouthJust waiting for homage and offering.Putting a pause to sufferingasking it nicely to queuewatching the watchcounting those naughty ticksholding my breathordering my starswishing my lists.I dispel her, dismiss her to the aether and mistand she rejects,caging me with feral gazeand the power of my true nameuttered in curiosity and tendrils of coyA prison with no walls, no thoughts of escape.Did my willpower fail meor did libido, curiosity and reach get the best?This isn't your storyI touch the sun in the end.Even if it means singed fingers and a swift descent.I dare, and she will take notice.It could stop here.I put my fingers outplacing all my pretty wordsmy good and wicked intentionmy quirky, awkward smileall crammed into the tip, the gesture.All yo
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Livein in a small town has its good sides to livin in a big city but one thing is really bad thay rise the gas up higher THATS GREED who loves liveing in small towns im from Colusa Calif its really cool here from Smoken.joe NOR.CAL .PS and stores are higher priced on food and BEER LOL
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when I look at youYou look through meLike I'm not even thereI try not to give up, to be strong butI'm afraid to say I'm scaredI can't find the placeYour heart is hidingI'm no quitter but I'm tired of fightingBaby I love youDon't want to lose youDon't make me let you goTook such a long timeFor me to find youDon't make me let you goBaby I'm begging pleaseAnd I'm down here on my kneesI don't want to have to set you freeDon't make meWhat if when I'm long goneIt dawns on youYou just might want me backLet me make myself clearIf I leave hereIt's done; I'm gone, that's thatYou carry my love aroundLike it's a heavy burdenWell I'm about to take it backAre you sure it's worth itBaby I love youDon't want to lose youDon't make me let you goTook such a long timeFor me to find youDon't make me let you goBaby I'm begging pleaseAnd I'm down here on my kneesI don't want to have to set you freeDon't make meDon't make me(Don't make me)Baby I'm begging pleaseAnd I'm down here on my kneesI don't want to hav
Suck When Ya Cant See
been going to the docs for a really bad Eye prop;em  to all my Frends and family cant see really good seed all the love ya have mess ya all really bbl wnen i cab see better your smoken.joe NOR .CAL  
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Whores And Windmills
So does anyone on here have facebook that I haven't added?   I need more mafia members      and well I am just hardly even on here and it'd be nice to talk to some people still :P   Or not cuz some of you are definitely douchebags.   P.S.   I love some of you... but not you, or you, but totally you.
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i love to date Russian women... why?  cuz Russian women are great to date, cuz u can impress them with stuff that you can't impress American women with... like BREAD!!!!!
Still With My Gf?
so... i'm not totally broken up with my GF... i still stalk her and stuff.... i'm only joking... i can't stalk her... serioiusly, i couldn't stalk her if i wanted to ... cuz i have A.D.D.... so after like 10 minutes in the tree... i would forget why i was there!  the cop would be like, "what are you doing up there, son?"  and i'd have to respond, "Your guess is as good as mine, officer... that's why i called you!"
Breaking Up....
my last GF broke up with me... which i think is better... cuz then the break up is over in like 4 or 5 min... cuz when a girl breaks up with a guy... he get's to say his piece which is usually like, "you suck!" and  that's it... it's over... but when i a guy breaks up with a girl you need to free up an entire afteroon... cuz there's going to be questioning... and whittnesses... and forms to fill out... at that point, ur soon to be ex GF turns into a special prosicuter... she's all like "is it not true that you said we would be together forever?".... and you're going to curl up and say something like, "I do not recall saying that."   then she pulls out exibit "A".... and states, "well, maybe this CARD will refresh ur memory"   and it's at that point that you learn an important lesson about girls... THEY SAVE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU GIVE THEM... what men consider GIFTS, they consider potential evidence that can be used against you at a later date... seriously, that's why they have so many
Just My Luck
Just my luck that it turns out my lease is up in November instead of Feb. So that gives me two months to get things figured out. Rich is the one who told me that while I was out of town and he tells me that I need to hurry up and find a place and get things packed, donated or whatever and he hasn't even done shit with his stuff. So why the hell tell me what to do? I've already gotten some stuff taken care of. He still thinks I should take his car...fuck that..I'm not taking his stupid car payments so that he won't have another bill to worry about...a bill that he does poorly with. I'm going to have a lot more bills than him to pay for when I move out. He tells me not to worry about a car right now but a place to move to and whatever. Yeah that's something that was on my mind before but thought I would have more time instead of two months...the whole car thing is still on my mind since he fucked me over and it's like he's still trying to fuck me over. Well that's not going to happen.
Baby's
I can't believe that girls can have babies....you like baby fatories did you know that? Ladies, do u know u can have a baby?  Yeah... i'll sho you later... yeah, it's really fun.... but... i love that you can't make one without us (men) though.... we have the "seceret incredient"... i love that... it's almost like G-d made us and said, "eh.... not so good... i'm going to have to give them a job or something cuz... no one's ever going to talk to them... i'll let them hold the "secert ingredient"....."   Unlike any other seceret ingridient... we'll just give it to ANYONE that asks!    any girl could walk up to a guy and be like "hey, can i have ur seceret ingredient?" . . . and a guy would be like, "SURE!.... should i put it on ur face?"
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The Games People Play...is There Ever A Winner?
minutes fade into hours...words are coming to mind faster than you can type...and then it stops...and when it begins again...it's as if you are talking to someone you haven't heard from in ages the same questions...the small talk...like nothing was shared before that moment...leaving you wondering who you were talking to just a few minutes or hours before you've laughed...cried...shared secrets...bared your soul...and you wonder how many people were also having that same conversation...wonder if what you said was just part of some automatic rambling and if the other person was even reading what you wrote wondering if you have once again made a mistake and trusted someone who has no true feelings of honor...respect...or if it's just another game...and you are the pawn...a willing one no doubt...but still just a gamepiece that will be sacrificed in the end to get to the more important player in the game called internet friendship
Dreams Can Mean So Much...what Are The Meanings Hidden Inside?
originally posted as a reply to a friends comment on one of my blogs... 17 huh? the death of youth...the condemnation of adults around wanting you to be an adult...the battle with friends over moving on to new things...god i remember 17...a time of pain...lonliness...isolation...being adopted by grandparents and dealing with a generation who had watched people my parents age go thru the world of rebellion, freedom, peace, love, drugs...the age of aquarius and woodstock...manson and the family...viet nam...oh my god...when i think of how i would have thrived in that world...that age...i would have been long gone from the world i lived in...off to hitchhike across america and just being who i am...someone who has no clue about why the hell their conception was allowed...an accident that was brought into this world in the name of a catholic god...abortion was not an option...and when i think that ten years later i may not have existed...it boggles the mind...i read this poem (poem sent t
If A Tree Falls...
and no one is there to hear it, does it make any sound?Such are the thoughts running through my mind today. That saying makes me wonder about a person's existence. If one person ceases to exist, what effect does it have on the rest of the world if they know?According to what I found on the internet, the estimate world population in February 2009 was 6,761,600,203. I sat here and thought of it in these terms:Take the entire world population and line them up in rows side by side and have them all close their eyes. Then have a hand reache down and pluck one person out of that 6 billion plus people. Everyone opens their eyes and looks around. Who is going to know that one person of that vast number has vanished without a trace? Well, there are at least three people. The person in back of that missing person and the person on either side would most likely notice them to be missing. The person in front would not know, because they would not have seen the person behind them unless they had tu
I Love Dark Angels...the Darker The Better...anymore Anything Dark Appeals To My Heart
This Blog is taken word for word from a Yahoo conversation I was having with a friend one nite right before Lent began...My life has been in turmoil for a while now...And the beginning of Lent was giving me pause...Making me consider some things...And as I tried to explain to my friend just what motivates my profiles, my profile names, and what lies underneath the surface of my shattered ideas...I wrote what I considered something very interesting...Something I had never tried to put into words...So for the record...And the sake of many a person's curiosity...I am adding that conversation here to give you the reader a slight peek into my jumbled and fevered brain...One that swirls with thousand upon thousands of thoughts and random ideas...Take a minute or two...And read this Blog...And maybe leave a comment on what you think...Peace and hugs to you....This conversation begins in the middle of what my friend and I were talking about... it is all from my side as he didn't interrupt my t
The Darkness Gets Darker Everyday...where Did The Light Go?
Dark Angels represent every bit of pain and suffering that humans have to endure...And I sit here tonite thinking of the creator of the Angels and wondering what sick, depraved sense of humor or madness this God has that He would allow His most beloved of creation to endure such evil on a daily basis Since the day I accepted Christ, accepted the free gift that is offered, I have paid with my tormented soul for that everlasting and eternal salvation and life with God...Well big effing deal! So I get to live forever because I believe Christ is my Saviour and died for my sins...And it's supposed to be a gift freely given... Then why the hell do I have to pay for it day after day watching the pain of my family, friends and just the random people that you see on the street or in the news? From the moment I accepted Christ, for 5 years I did my best to learn, know and live His word...And it's been a non-stop battle against satan, man, evil, what ever the hell you want to call it...Nothing
Ok..this Was Always One Of My Favs..what Can I Say? I Can Be Rather Mouthy At Times!
I feel so much at home on Fubar now that I know it is just like MyYearbook...Drama Drama Drama!!!!! And I am so glad that someone took the time to point out my mistakes! What"s that you might ask? Well, I'm here to tell you? They were oh so kind to "explain" to me by example that being a true friend means F/R/A...get someone to rate all your pics...Then ignore them! And here I thought that meant being polite and courteous...And taking them time to say good morning...to buy them a drink if they're meter is low...to re-rate...etc etc etc...But apparently that means that I am consider a stalker! Well, BAD ME!!!! For all those people that are the most awesome of friends...And who continue to "stalk" me on a daily basis...Thank You!!!!! You can stalk my page anytime! The more the merrier! As for the rest...Forgive me for not being a good friend and ignoring you as you have me...I promise to try and do better....And leave you twice the comments! Twice the drinks! And view your page at l
Marilyn, Rita, Jane....cary, Fred, James....classic N' Sexy
They sure don't make music and entertainment like they used to...sure, today's movies are full of sexy actors and tons of action-packed computer generated scenes that blow away the minds of all of us who watch them, but whatever happened to simple TALENT????   Marilyn Monroe, aka Norma Jean, was the TRUE story of rags to riches. Anyone who knows how she was "discovered" knows this.  Forced out of her parents' house at the age of 16 and forced to marry, she became a USO girl. My grandma was a USO girl too in Washington D.C. during WWII, and she had the pleasure of meeting Norma Jean at some functions for the war.  While her husband was gone in the war, Norma Jean did some modeling to help support herself, and a man from Hollywood noticed her radiant beauty.  When her husband returned home from the war, Norma Jean had already made the decision to divorce him and follow her dreams of stardom.  But as we all know, stardom became the ruination of "Marilyn" and a beautiful star died all to
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Just Tired (originally Posted On Tears Of An Angel Profile)
Tired of being the strong one...and never having to have anyone to hold me and tell me things will be ok...tired of having to be the one to support this family by myself...and having an ex who won't do what he promised to help...tired of being the built in maid and chauffer...and having no one else to turn to when i can't be two places at once...tired of everyone else's stress being my stress...and having no one to take just a little bit of mine away...tired of always being the peacemaker...and never having any peace of my own...tired of being alone...tired of staying up until i can't see straight every nite just because i'm avoiding sleeping in my own bed...tired of not having another adult in the house to talk to...turn to and say help me...hold me...love me...tired of pretending that i still don't love my ex even tho i hate what he did...and thinking maybe the time has come to say the hell with it...go back and beg him to come home...even if it means sharing him with another woman..
Orginally Posted On Tears Of An Angel Profile...
With everything else that is happening...I've had to finally admit to myself that I have allowed someone to become to damn important to me on this site...I've let myself fall in love with the shadow of a person...Someone who isn't real...Just a face on a screen...Without meaning to...Or even being able to say when it actually happened...All I know is that I looked up one day and realized this person meant more to me than I thought...And now I'm sitting here realizing it's time to let that go...He doesn't know...And he never will from my mouth...There is no point in telling him...For what purpose? All I know is that he loves someone else...I've known that for a long time...And still my traitor heart couldn't say "no" it just kept beating for him...And I've come to the conclusion that I'm not meant to be with him...Or anyone else for that matter...After being single for a year I have yet to go out for a cup of coffee...Let alone on a date...And quite truthfully...I'm not sure I want to..
This Is Me...
Someone you will never understand...I don't understand myself so how can you? I'm here to be who I am...A friend and nothing more...Unless it comes to me unannounced I am not looking for love...Love is a word that is fading from my vocabulary...People spend their lives trying to define love...find love...be loved...and unless the actually experience it they have no clue what it is...A person who has found true love may never know how they found it...They just know they have found the one thing that many of us will spend our lives looking for...and when we don't find it...we settle for what we can get...Because when you go looking for something that you can't define...How do you know what you're looking for? And on I ramble...I made the mistake of looking back tonite...Never look back...The past can't be changed...Only the future holds the opportunity for that...And if you don't try to fix what is wrong...Mend what is broken...Forget what hurts...Remember what has made you smile...Celeb
Come Check This One Out!
Come check this beautiful woman out! Shes a great woman. She will F.A.R you back, and shes awesome to have as a friend. Go vist her and find out for yourself. Shes also in a auction to own her. So go check it out and rate away! copy link below to go rate her!   http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=610579&albumid=1847352&i=1314701974&idx=11
This Was On My Old Profile...and It Still Stands For This One...
1. Marital Status: Single...and not looking...What happens happens...And it may not happen with you...That's life...Don't push and I won't block you...Push...You're gone... 2. I'm Looking for Friendship...Which means...I'm looking for friendship...How hard is that to understand??? There are no requirements for friendship in my eyes...Except to be willing to accept someone for who they are with no conditions attached... 3. My Faith: I'm a Christian...So What? For those of you who wonder what that MEANS to me...I've accepted Christ and I'm forgiven for my sins...It DOESN'T mean I think I'm perfect and I don't pretend to be...I screw up...I make mistakes...And I don't need to be lectured or called a hypocrite...The definition of hypocrite is to pretend to be something your not...I don't pretend to be anything but me...I know my sins...And I don't need anyone to tell me what they are...It DOES mean I will not judge anyone for who they are...what they do...or how they live their lives...I
Silence Is Golden (originally Posted On Tears Of An Angel Profile August 18 2009)
Never tell him you luv him. Bury the secret deep in your heart. Once the words are spoken reality is given the opportunity to enter your dreams so the color fades like a dying rose. Just a thought to add...Seeing him everyday...Whether in reality or just in the cyber world...Makes it hard to keep the silence...But the fear of losing a friend locks the lips quite well
Can We Say Pathetic??? (originally Posted On Tears Of An Angel Profile Mar 31, 2009
Yeah that's me...I been over on My Yearbook deleting the hell out of stuff...Preparing to close all my profiles and crying at the same time...Why the hell for??? Maybe because I have been on there for almost 2 years and made a lot of amazing friends...And lost just as many...They find some dream person and all of a sudden they forget the one who listened to them cry...laugh...piss and moan...bitch and whine...yada yada yada...I've always been there with an open ear and a strong shoulder for anyone who needed me...And it amazes me how quickly they forget...But the ironic part is...When that dream match all of a sudden becomes a nightmare...They remember your name and coming crawling or running...no matter...back to start the process all over again...And being who I am...I sit there and listen to them and play the sounding board and mop to dry up the tears of the jerk or wench who broke their heart...Oh well...Such is my life...
Never Let Your Guard Down...originally Posted On Myyearbook In Feb 2009
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Fall In Love On Line10. Because the day he finally told you he loved you and wanted to marry you...You had already given up and found someone else...And it left you so broken you cried for two days after...and he didn't say I told you so when that someone else turned out to be the biggest player you've ever met...9. Because you've tried to find someone else...when you know you've lost him...and no one can compare with him...or erase his memory from your mind...8. Because you don't answer when he calls on purpose just so he has to leave a voice mail...and you listen to those six words "Its Me. Call me back. Bye" over and over whenever you need to hear his voice...7. Because you login to your online accts over and over just to see if you have any new messages...and when you do your heart jumps cuz they might be from him...6. Because your heart beats even faster when those messages are from him or you see his sweet face in your inbox...5. Because your
Saying Goodbye Can Be Hard...
but it's harder to continue everyday watching someone you care about and knowing they don't feel the same...wanting to be here just to say hi once in a while...knowing you're presence isn't really necessary...and realizing it's time to let go of a dream that will never become reality...maybe because of your own fears...maybe because you're not ready to admit to anyone least of all them how you feel...and i never have and never will...i'm disappearing across to the other side of fubar...cutting my ties with a lot of people who have done nothing but hurt me...taking advantage of my inability to stand up for myself...i've let myself be walked on...used...broken...and it's time to say no more...i made several very close friends this time around on fubar...and losing you will be the hardest...but i won't forget you...i couldn't if i tried...but the pain of losing my dad...combined with all the fake people on this site has taken it's toll...i come here to bury myself in the world of make bel
Failure
Failure by USPS is noted and a contact is made. I'll make sure I'll never get it. When you find it you'll have to force me to accept. The Cup Red White Friends wanted or not must be Present Clear Passage is a FAILURE Surgery failed due to a stupid man and a woman. rest is just the past mr. post master
Auction Starting Tonight Thursday At 7 Pm Till Sunday 7pm
Hit this chic up.... this is where the auction is: If you cant bid..could you please rate my pic there?  Thanks bunches xoxox »HoRnY AnGeL™«  *Nasty Girl *@ fubar          
A Plea To My Father Up In Heaven
  Another feeling in the gut, This one pierces right threw my heart. The pain is unbearable. I feel as if I could die. Please God make it stop. Please God make him see. Why Lord isn’t he happy with me? What more must I do to save us? How many more time must my heart break? Marriage is a sacred thing. What ever happen to death do us part? I lift you name on high my Lord! I praise you with all I have left! I will abide in you shadow. Lord help me please! Be my strength in my time of need. Open up my husband heart. Free him of the hold that Satan has. Release him O’Lord. I pray to you my father in Heaven. If anyone can help me, I know it is YOU. I put all my faith, love and trust into you lord. I will do as you call me to. I ask of you lord please save this marriage. I love him unconditionally! And forgive him for anything he’s done to me, And anything he may do to me. Just as you forgave me father, I forgive him. Thank you Lord for all t
Why I've Been Gone
This last week has been rather interesting. I left Fubar for a few days to get some things straight between some friends of mine who are not on Fubar. For the last 10 years or so, people come to me with their problems and when they actually listen to me, ive actually helped quite a few people with their problems. Seeing how they are not on Fu, and i'm not mentioning names, I'd like to educate some of you about long distance relationships. Ive seen a lot of MUMMs about LD's, and the fact that ive been in a million of them(not really but i lost count after 5 or so.) doesnt make me an expert but It makes me knowledge-able of the situations at hand. TRUST is a major issue. If you dont trust the person, get the fuck out of the relationship. INTIMACY is another major issue. Be sweet with one another. Write poetry. Be clever. Send random sweet text messages, even while they are at work. They will appreciate it. APPRECIATION is actually the major downfall of 90% of the long distance relat
Looking At The New Features
This is just a test of the new features for blogs. Is this thing working?
What Will Matter
For each of us eventually whether we are ready or not, someday this Life will end. There will be no minutes, hours, or days All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten Will pass to someone else Your wealth fame and temporal power Will shrivel to irrelevance It will not matter what you’ve owned or owed Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies Will finally disappear So to your goals, plans, and “to do list” will expire The “wins and losses” that once seemed so important will fade away It won’t matter where you came from Or on which side of the tracks you lived at the end It won’t matter if you’re beautiful or brilliant Even your gender or skin color will be irrelevant What will matter is not what you bought But what you built Not what you got But what you gave What will matter is not your success But your significance What will matter is not what you’ve learned But what
Mindless Mumms
Seriously, who was the idiot to create some of those mumms anyway? should i wear this or that? should i go to the club or not? should i date this guy? NO ONE CARES!!! Leave those stupid mindless questions to yourself, if you cant decide then you're an idiot. seriously are people that damn stupid and lame that they have to count on other people to make decisions for them? if you cant decide what to wear, wear nothing if you dont know where to go, stay home if you cant live your own live without some strangers help, then shoot yourself in the face.   the world could use one less idiot in this world who does nothing but sit on there thumb and depend on the rest of the world to make decisions for them. stop making this stupid mumms and piss people off, its annoying
My Profile
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Yeah...
Does this ever happen to anyone else?   You're sitting on the couch and your 7 year old walks up to wearing a tool belt, carrying a light saber and says he's off to play...     Anyone? or is its just my weird ass kid?
Want Twogiven Face
tell me how you like your pus liked.i luv 2 learn new things .
Naughty?? Please Rate This Pic
AM I NAUGHTY?? OR A NICE GIRL?? IF YOU DON'T KNOW AND WANT TO FIND OUT, YOU CAN STOP BY THE NAUGHTY OR NICE AUCTION I AM CURRENTLY IN! THIS AUCTION IS ONLY GOING FOR 4 DAYS SO HURRY AND GET YOUR BIDS IN!! YOU CAN OWN ME FOR 2 WEEKS. ALL BIDS CONSIDERED. AUCTION WILL END THIS COMING MONDAY **NOTE** ALL I AM OFFERING DID NOT GET LISTED ON THE AUCTION PIC. I WILL FOLLOW UP IN MY BLOG WITH MY COMPLETE OFFER. IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BIDDING WILL YOU PLEASE JUST RATE THE PIC? THE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES @ END OF AUCTION CAN WIN A PRIZE. THANKS!!
Hookin Up
I thought my days of adding females on here to see their NSFWs, and then deleting them off were over, and I am actually going to hook with a REAL life female, but...   after chattin for a while on yahoo, she sent me her regular, non photoshopped pic, and I was like...     err...uhmm...I really have to go, but ill call tomorrow...   wttf??
Silly
my heart belongs to some who has been ther for me and will always be made me cry happy tears and held me thought the nite when i needed it and wanted to be my rock when i couldnt be myself and when i was dealing wit family problems and let me be myself and just be silly and act like a goof ball with my friends and then turn around and kiss me and make me feel good about myself baby i love u and i will always love
Stolen From Per A Couple Days Ago...
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?TiredWhen will your next kiss be?Probably when I say goodnight to my sonWho was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?My niece's friend at Chuck E CheeseAre you dating the last person you talked to?NoWho was the last person you talked to in person?NateAre you happy right now?Yep, thanks to Norco ;)What are you sitting on right now?My bedIs there someone who you instantly smile when you receive a message from?Shawn :)Have you ever wanted someone you can't have?Yeppers :/A random person yells to you "aybaybay." You say..Huh?Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?NateWhat were you doing last night at midnight?Watching TV and playing on fubarWhere is the shirt you are wearing from?I'm not wearing a shirtAre you a mean person?NoDoes anyone hate you?YepDo you think relationships are even worth it?SometimesCould you go out in public looking like you do now?Uh, no.Do you usually tell people
Emotional Affairs
Could You Be Having an Emotional Affair? Flirtatious e-mails. Cell phone heart-to-hearts. Perfectly harmless working lunches. It's a new kind of adultery. There's no sex, but psychiatrist Gail Saltz knows trouble when she sees it. By Gail Saltz from "O, The Oprah Magazine" A client I'll call Sharon knew that something was missing in her marriage. She and Robert used to be passionate about each other, she said, but after 12 years and two children, she felt removed. Robert never asked her about work or what she was worried about or felt like doing. She was no longer attracted to him, and they rarely spent time alone together. Instead, she threw her energy into raising the children and her job as a paralegal. Life had become bland. Then there was Todd. He'd been at the law firm longer than Sharon and showed her the ropes. They would discuss complicated cases, and Sharon found his enthusiasm engaging. They'd grab coffee together, and soon coffee became lunch, and lunch led to phone call
Credit Repair Companies
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Hate
I love nothing, nobody nowhereEveryone could die today and I still wouldn't careBe aware, beware cause I'm coming to get yaGonna strap you to my bed and then dissect yaThe pain is pleasure, I love the sufferingSticking pins and needles underneath your nails just to hear you screamHang you from the ceiling by one leg, upside downPut cigarettes out in your armpits till you're pissing in your own mouthI got control now, I'll take a bow as my audience applausesThe sound of your screams and cries, humanity's what I despiseI'm breaking some glass, pushing some deep in both of your eyesCause I feel nothing but hateIf you wanna take a taste I will seal your fateNo time to be wasting, your my prey I'm chasingNo mistake and face it your death is still waitingI have hate crawling through my systemFuck around become my very next victimYou're gonna die, you'll never see another dayThis is hate motherfucker, hate motherfucker, hateI have hate crawling through my systemFuck around become my very next
Brainwashing Of Children?
The Rider Famine
  In judgment I laugh, as the scales are cast; At the wave of a hand, I rot every cache. I will bring empires to rubble, and nations to ash. Thy Kingdom is crushed - from the first to the last. On the black steed I ride, malignant and fast. You will kneel in pain, as the will of FAMINE is passed. A heavenly crescendo harkens, "COME AND SEE!!!" And, the One who is worthy, with seven horns and seven eyes, total dominion and divinity, unleashes the third seal and frees me. It is, as it was prophesied to be. I do not discriminate between prestige, or extreme poverty. I am John Six-Five-Six - The Rider Pale Destiny. The absence of light, is the color of my steed. He whinnies in a mixture of rage, pain and agony, while meter bells jingle rhythmically, Thunder pounds, as we gallop across the Seven Seas. I am here, and I am F-A-M-I-N-E. I raise my scales, and judgment is upon Thee. To all those who lived in blasphemy, who would not repent, who turned their back to
Me And You
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Illusted Essenttials Of Musculoskeletal Anatomy
Levator Scapula   Orgin: Cervial 1-4 (transverse Processes)   Incertion: Vertebral border of scapula from superior angle to root of spine   Action: Elevation Downward rotation of scapula   Nerve: Dorsal scapular nerve (Cervial 5) and branches of Cervial 3, 4   Palpate: Difficult to isolate from trapezius. However, it can be palpated in neck region, anterior to the trapezius but posterior to the sterocleidomastoid, when forearm is placed in small of back and shoulders are shrugged.   The Levator is an elevator (L-evator). Together with the upper trapezius, this muscle shrugs your shoulders.    
Life's Lessons
Just a few of the things I've learned lately: Life is unfair. It will take everything from you, if you let it, and offer nothing back. Equivalent exchange is a meaningless phrase wrought out of desperation to make everything nonsensical conform to some grand scheme i truly believe to be nonexistant. Harsh words and actions remain in memory far longer than a smile. Sadly, it has always been this way. I will most likely be far better remembered for every wrong I have ever commited than for any good things I try to accomplish. However; I can decide each day how I will affect my world. I can simply let each moment and opportunity pass, justified in the fact that nature will take it's course, or I can make a stand. I can choose to make today better than yesterday was. And if I'm feeling truly noble, I can attempt to do so more for my friends and enemies than myself. I cannot be a sheep. I do not follow well, I am far too opinionated, and my vision is far too good (I wear glasses for a r
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Nice N' Slow
I'm gonna to kill you baby, gonna kill you nice n' slowBury you in a deep hole and sacrifice you to the DevilYou are my prisoner, escaping is impossibleI'm gonna to kill you baby, gonna kill you nice n' slowI'm gonna to kill you baby, gonna kill you nice n' slowHold your lifeless body close as you're slowly turning coldYou only got me and you already knowI'm gonna to kill you baby, gonna kill you nice n' slowLove died when I realized it was all a lieHate rised when I realized that I wasted my lifeThere's no time to save us, now I'm gonna say goodbyeHe don't but tonight is the last night of his fuckin' lifeI know I ain't the wife that he wanted me to beBut I ain't sorry I feel nothing but vengeance inside of meI was sick of the routine it was his money I neededPlus he broke my heart with his secrets and I knew that he had cheatedMistreated, defeated, he is the reason that I'm bleedingI'm mentally beaten and cut myself to release the DemonsIt's like they're screaming and scratching insid
U Are Hot!!!!!!
These are my generic responses to women on fubar who tell me I am hot....  This is where I will refer them to via shoutbox. I think this covers all ulterior motives and reasoning behind that crazy statement. 1. I will not buy you anything on fubar  2. I will never buy u anything on fubar  3. You need a stronger prescription  4. You may consider a new Optometerist :5. You are delusional.  6. You probaly lack physical contact with other males, so you must be doing it all wrong.
Guess Who?
     
Illusted Essenttials Of Musculoskeletal Anatomy
Teres Major: Origin: Inferior angle of scapula (dorsal surface)Inferior: Medial Lip of bicipital groove of humerus Action: ExtensionMedial rotation and addustion of humerusNerve: Lower subscapular nerve (Cervical 5, 6)Palpate: From inferior angle of scapula diagonally upward toward its insertion, just above latissimus dorsi during active extension of the humerus. It joins latissimus dorsi during active extension of the humerus. It joins latissimus dorsi in forming posterior border of axilla.This muscle inserts near latissimus dorsi and has the same actions. Together with infraspinatus and teres minor, it pulls downward to help stabilize the head of the humerus during abduction.
The Truth
ok just so u know 1.happily single parent 2.cant be bribed wit nudity 3.refuse to waste my money buying u blings unless u wanna help me wit my baby bills lol 4.not gonna lie to you or myself 5.could honestly care less if u like me or not its just a website peepz (im just saying) OK that in a nutshell is wat im about like it or not
Before He Cheats
I love that last one's adlib at the end! hahahahahahaha I'd be afraid if I was dating her!
If I Had A Girlfriend...
...I'd be thrilled if she wasn't hot like them! LMAO OMG!
American Idol..um, No
Okay, this guy starts off a bit shaky but I thought he could pull it through. Um, no. Kinda lost it towards the end, but I'll give him props...GREAT breath control!
On Vacation
first stop,GETTING LOCO DOWN IN CABO! Cabo San Lucas 9/25-10/16 (cold waboritas,beautiful senoritas and a rock n roll bday)second stop  BEING A BRAT IN GERMANY! Aschaffenburg 10/19-10/30(Octoberfest and yummy frauleins)  .Leave bday luv(Oct.4th) N stuff.KissKiss my luvs.-Nakey MAS TEQUILA!LATER,HOZEN,loL i will be home in between trips.
After All
♥We look before and after... And find what is not Our sincerest laughter with some pain is fraught Our sweetest songs are those that tells of saddest thoughtsΩ written by:RW
Bird Murder, Et Cetera
Lest you wonder, I’m still in Dakota territory, cooking, reading, writing, enjoying the harvest from my wildly overgrown garden, lamenting the fact that my hens aren’t laying eggs yet. My days are filled with food and words; the evenings feature starry skies, howls from not-too-distant coyotes. Though the nights are getting cooler, the hummingbirds, like me, aren’t convinced that it’s time to head south. I spoke with my father yesterday about hunting season—my parents have a 4,000 acre farm and a pheasant hunting lodge. Though most of the weekends are booked up, they still have a handful of openings. For the weekend of November 7-9, they have room for three more hunters. The weekend of November 14-16 is, at the moment, unbooked, which means they have room for ten hunters. The hunts are limited, so the birds are plentiful, and this isn’t a game farm, which means you won’t encounter any pen-raised birds. The hunting lodge, which has been my summe
The Feast Of St. Margaret The Immaterial
Six years ago … Matthew 13:36-43        September 24Proclaiming the Gospel @ WMU, Kalamazoo    10309.24 Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father.  Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.  43 After Jesus explained the parable of the tares of the field (from verses 24-30), He turns to the righteous – those who will be doers of the word, and not hearers only.  And it’s a gospel not for the unlearned, but they can learn it.  Lord, grant me the will not only to learn but also to teach Your Word, and make my conviction stick!  Amen. From this day on, you will write, record everything on papyrus.  That way you will never be misquoted or attacked by ignorant men.  (Ambrosius, speaker to and patron of Origen) After coming from Woody’s funeral with Sharon and Virginia, I was impressed by Bethany’s LYO; thirty-two 7th through 12th graders who, though I didn’t get to meet them too much tonight, look like a great group.  A
Repeat But I Still Laugh
Don't Ever Forget!
DONT EVER FORGET Your presence is a present to the world.You're unique and one of a kind.Your Life can be what you want it to be.Take the days just one at a time. Count your blessings, not your troubles.You'll make it through whatever comes along.Within you are so many answers.Understand, have courage, be strong.   Don't put limits on yourself.So many dreams are waiting to be realized.Decisions are too important to leave to chance.Reach for your peak, your goal, your prize.   Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.Don't take things too seriously.Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.   Remember that a little love goes a long way.Remember that a lot ... goes forever.Remember that friendship is a wise investment.Life's Treasures are people ... together. Realize that it's never too late.Do ordinary thing in an extraordinary way.Have health and hope and happiness.Take the time to wish upon a star.And don't ever forg
B-day, Xmas, Whenever Ya Find Yerself Shoppin For Me List
birthday, christmas, when ever ya find yerself buying me a gift list ok ya'll keep asking me what i want for my birthday and shit and idk i'll take anything hello i have nothing!!! lol but if ya really want a list here are a few things i know i will appreciate and use....visa gift cardswalmart gift cards7-eleven gift cardsmcdonalds gift cards (ima coffee freak people but hate starbucks they are teh devil!)for those of ya'll that dont like doing gift cards:xbox 360 (i missed the whole normal video game playing kid part of my life trying to catch up lol)car games to go with xbox ( dont like violent killin spree games)bandana's... seriously i have over 30 but can always use more its my weaknessdvd's and cd's.... i have none at all!!! seriously i have none with my car being broken into few months ago and like all music.... ya'll should know any music is good music!!! and i need me some music!!! lmaodvd's:doll house the seriesangel the seriesbones the seriescharmed seriesghost whisperer s
My Bond
I DO NOT EXPECT THE SPIRIT OF PENELOPE TO ENTER YOUR BREAST, FOR I AM NOT MIGHTY OR FEARLESS. (ONLY OUR LOVE IS BRAVE, A ROCK AGAINST THE WIND.) I CRY AND CRINGE WHEN THE CYCLOPS PEERS INTO MY CAVE... I DO NOT EXPECT YOUR LETTERS TO BE LENGTHY AND OF LOVE, FLOWERY AND PHILOSOPHIC, FOR WORDS ARE NOT OUR BOND. I NEED ONLY THE HARD FACT OF YOUR EXISTENCE FOR MY SUBSISTENCE. OUR LOVE IS A ROCK AGAINST THE WIND, NOT SOFT LIKE SILK AND LACE    .                                                                                                           
R.i.p. Ronny
My Brother Ronny got in a car accident a few weeks ago and was badly injured.   It seemed as though he was gonna be fine.  Until they found some blood clots in his leg.  they traveled up his leg and cause complications which sent him to ICU.  He was in ICU for a week and a half.  Last night at 11:32 pm est.  Ronny Died of a PE.  He leaves Behind a baby Girl just three months old.  A mother and Father who loved him terribly, two brothers and Four Sisters.  We all will Miss Him.  But he is now back with his loving Wife who Died in Child Birth Just three months earlier. My Brother was a strong man who loved his family and worked hard everyday of his life.  He will always be loved, and very missed. I will not be on as much as I was before.  My family is grieving and needs time to recoupe.  and I am taking over guardianship of my Neice as that is what my brother stated he wanted. Thank you all my friends for your understanding in this trying time.
The Dangers Of A Razor!
I have come to see the light on why woman should pay to get laser hair removal.... here are my reasons... feel free to add as you deem necessary... A razor can seem harmless, they come with a variety of different products and brands.. some with moisturizers built in some with 3blades some with more.. We are so obsessed with hair removal that we failed to notice that we are taking a blade and pressing it up against our skin... If this blade has been repeatedly used we tend to get stranded hair left on various parts of our bodies... example: I shaved using a razor that had been used repeatedly and i was wearing a sundress walking down the street when i happen to notice that i missed a whole section of armpit hair... I am shocked.. how many people have noticed? Can i go threw out the whole day not raising my arm? Do i just pretend not to know.. should i run to macs and buy the disposable 2 dollar razors and shave my pits in the car down some alley? example 2: Shaving leg hair.. I ha
About Me
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Hey Everybody!!!!!
Most of you know that I have started my own entertainment business and need help from my friends and family. all you have to do is go to my link www.myspace.com/glentertainment group and add you as a friend. We are trying to build it up and promote upcoming shows for Greg Lee. Please if you can help in anyway it would be appreciated. Promotional Staff GL Entertainment Group
Leaving
Hi everybody.  Yes, its time to go. This isnt what I was hoping. I thought this place was about friendship, flirts, and fun. But it seems to be about Drama, Poing whores, and ignoring people. I would try so hard to be a friend. always sending messages, love, gifts.  I almost never get a reply or a TY.  the only people that contact me are looking for bling or fubucks. so, one of my few "real" friends suggested getting engaged, to see if anyone would notice or care.  (they dont) so, i am going soom.  anybody want my fubucks? I have 9 mil. if anyone really wants to remain friends, come to yahoo messenger. My ID is markiephx i really did find some people that i consider friends. and i will always care.   and i will miss some of u ALOT   :(
Yup, I Appreciate You!
Just a sort of pimp out blog to let these people know that I appreciate the fact that they NEVER fail to re-rate me.   In no particular order, these fine people are: IT\'S ME IS THAT YOU?@ fubar PONYBOY0827 ~owned by Carolvision63~ PLZ DONT SEND LOUNGE INVITES@ fubar ~ Cherrybomb™ ~Owner of BUMP N GRIND~SBG~PLZ DONATE FUBUX SO I CAN LEVEL~@ fubar »HoRnY AnGeL™« *Nasty Girl *@ fubar Sproet@ fubar ~Ancient1~@ fubar Witchie~~edition number 4@ fubar ღ Ms. Mona Doll ღ@ fubar Amoorty@ fubar Kid SyN Owned by Pink & Gail & Devilish Impressions
Spell
Your touch is like silk , Rolling off my sikin, Your essensce taunting , Lingering an daunting Your name is like the stars , written across the heaves, And every breath you take suroundes me in velvetYour love is like the wind, I can hear it rustle in the leavesI can see it in garden , It brightnes every springIts written on my soul running through my vains , Your names the only word , that makes me feel this way . Your presence winding Like a magic spell , It must be witch craft , The ways you make me feel. In dreamworld I hold you , Untill my body wakes , My spirt longing for you , Untill every Fiber achesAlthough the pendulum swings, The minutes never seem to change , Nothing never seems to give, Nothing ever seems to break. Eternity .harmony, all the things that you bring to me
Gotta Love Old Farts
Garage DoorThe boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up... He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door..'He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..   An elderly gentleman..... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the
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Bandagen Von Rehband
Um Schneeschuhwanderungen im Winter zu machen, empfehlen sich Schneeschuhe von MSR, Tubbs, GV und Wolff.Handball, Basketball, Volleyball und Fussball interessieren mich neben vielen anderen Sportarten. Fuer diese gibt es hochwertige Bandagen, Schoner und Schuetzer von Rehband und anderen Herstellern wie McDavid und Mueller, mit denen man sich wirksam gegen Verletzungen beim Sport schuetzen kann.
Once Upon A Time Chapter 10
Devil In Disguise   She has caught his eye This devil in disguise He will have his trophy She is easy prey, since she is lonely He will decieve with evil cunning She won't even see it coming He will bait her with gifts and sweet hollow words Like culling the weak from the herd Possessor of wealth and master of lies She better beware this devil in disgiuse
Lyrics To A Song I Like!
It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee; With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsman came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulcher In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in heaven, Went envying her and me- Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those who were older than we- Of many far wiser than we- And nei
Naughty Angels Hiring Djs And Promoters
Naughty Angels Lounge is hiring DJs and Promoters. If you think you have what it takes please contact us.Ålðņә&Ғ¤®şäĸәи~Enforcer @ Naughty Angels~ (DJ Contact)*MsAngeleyes* (Naughty Angels Owner)кΐtty☆OwnedByFelineCasanova (DJ Contact/Promoter Contact)T,s & girls_Dragonlvr G.M. @ Naughty PleasuresP3RF3CTLY_!NSAN3_promoter@naughty angels (Head Promoter)WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE TO DO?????
A Short Story I Wrote
Ida was what the kids now-a-days called old school. She and her husband Frank lived in a farm house on the outskirts of Wutknot, a tiny little town with a population of about one hundred and seventy. Ida and Frank never had children of their own but they loved their animals. Unfortunately when Frank died four years ago, Ida simply couldn’t handle all the work alone so she had to sell off the horses, goats, and chickens. Then all she had were her cats. At first there were only three, but eventually, she had a total of fifteen. Oh sure the house smelled of kitty litter and fur balls were always discovered while cleaning but they made her happy. They each had their toys and beds and dishes and they were all her babies. Especially Pootsie. Pootsie was the oldest and Pootsie was Ida’s favorite. She had always loved Pootsie the most and since he been a kitten when Frank was still alive so that made her partial to him. Pootsie had the best toys and, whenever the can opener started
Reconstruction
Well, I made it through my surgery yesterday.  It went better than the plastic surgeon expected, even :) Details for the not-so-squeamish: They replaced the tissue expander with a saline implant after removing a bunch of scar tissue that was causing the area to be very hard.  It feels much more natural now!  And there was so much scar tissue there that when it was removed they were actually able to go with an implant bigger than the amount I'd been expanded to.  This means they didn't have to reduce the other side very much at all, and it appears to be a D or DD cup.  Hard to say before it heals, though. The only problems I have is that the Norco's not helping my pain much, and I have a drain on the right side that is leaking a lot and not really working so well.  I'm waiting for a call back from the nurse at the surgery clinic to see what I should do.
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Evil
'You know I can't believe you,all the things you say,they're not true. [oh oh oh]But I fear I can't just leave you.All I feel is that I need you my love.This is all my spirit can take,anymore and I will surley meet decay.Won't you reach out and touch my heartache,feel it beating, please don't throw it away.I can't believe your careless lies,your burning eyes, pass through me.I never thought our love would die,but how could I, I could not see.Baby girl you know I need you,can't believe that you would leave me this way.If my pain will not appease you,so it please you I've got nothing to say.I now begin to realise,you're not the girl I once knew.But deep beneath those hollow eyes,reasons that die in part of you, of you.I will cry, cry for you, for you, I will cry, cry for you.Come on though you shut the moon out,as though it were bright as sun in the day.I would crawl through a demention in your head,you would show me a way.I can't believe your careless lies,your burning eyes, pass throug
Mom
I haven't done THIS in a long long time!  Soooo....been taking care of Mom for 5 years now & just found a personal care home for her!  Wow!  Feelings of overwhelming guilt....even tho' I KNOW she'll be well taken care of....I won't have to worry about anything happening to her!  It's just all so surreal right now! 
Icee
ICEE™@ fubar   My name is Ernest but everyone calls me ICEE. I'm 5'7 185lbs. Ive been on the FU for a few years now and have met many good people. I'm the coolest down to earth person you will ever meet. I'm a clown that can joke forever but be serious when i need to be. I like to make my friends laugh and be there when I'm needed. I'm a true friend if u need it. Not sure how to describe me because i don't usually do this but ask and ye shall receive! I'm not here for the drama so dont bring it my way. Keep it real is all i ask. Showing luv to my Darke Angelz family!!!
A Wish, A Hope, A Prayer
I wish that every one of your days will dawn with a sense of hope streaming in with the sunlight, a sense of strength woven into the winds, and as many things to be thankful for as there are stars in the evening sky. I hope that the distance between where you are and where you want to be grows shorter every day. I'll never stop wishing that your journey through this world will be touched by kindness, inspired by wisdom, graced with understanding, and kept safe from all harm. I hope you have a charmed existence, and that your heart will always be an open window to a joy so lasting and deep. And I pray that you will always have an angel watching over you, there to trace on your wonderful face a smile that you can keep. - Douglas Pagels
Life & Love
it has been a long time since i have been truly happy with the way my life was going.. well that all changed thanks to one person.. he has made me happier than i could ever imagine.. and i can tell you this i love him with all my heart and don't ever want to be without him..
Reaper Part 2.....3/3
Interrogation Room, London England (Land of Chaos)   “Lady Tsunami, are you awake?” “Huh?” “Hey Tsunami are you awake?” Tsunami opened her eyes she was in a room all by herself, well except for a man across the room from her. They were both strapped to chairs. “So you’re awake that’s a relief.” The man lifted his head, Tsunami recognized who it was instantly, “Jim, why are you here?” “I failed an order; or rather I chose not to do it. You see I was ordered to find you, and then betray you and Reaper. But my morale values wouldn’t let me do something like that so they threw me in here and tortured me everyday.” His body was riddled with bruises and lacerations, “and now they’re going to use me to break you.” Tsunami looked back at him “If you know Reaper than do you know where there holding him?” Jim turned his head, “He’s in there.” Tsunam
Freedom
by Denise Girod Wednesday, August 22, 2007 Rated "PG13" by the Author. To all our Soldiers past and present, God Bless Glory to the American Flag, long may she wave So many have been covered with her when they've gone to their grave So many of us have taken for granted that our freedom will always be We tend to forget those who have kept that right for you and for me A Soldier will stand and fight all night to keep us from harm While some of us sit at home and refuse to lift an arm Some sit around and complain all day how wrong this war must be While a Soldier pushes that aside to continue to fight for you and me Some sit around and complain about the food their going to eat While a Soldier works straight through hungry and weary on his feet While you sit around and complain about what you have or where you live Remember what a Soldier somewhere for you is about to give A Soldier stands tall and proud and ready for the fight We must stan
Reaper Part 2.....2/3
??????????????   Reaper and Tsunami appeared in front of the mansion. They both felt winded, “Well I feel like going to bed for the day how about you?” “Yes, some rest sounds good, but before that we need to do something. I hope you saved enough energy like I asked you to.” When they entered the mansion Reaper headed for the kitchen before he went up stairs, “Where are you going?” “I want to get something before we go to bed. I’ll be up in a minute.” Tsunami didn’t give it much thought and headed up to the room. After five minutes had passed, Tsunami was looking out the large glass window of the bedroom, she was using the blanket to cover herself, “It’s been three months now, sooner or later he’ll have to go back and I’ll be all alone again. So do I really want to get any closer to him?” “Anyone I know?” Surprised Tsunami dropped the bed sheet, Reaper had sprang up before her h
Reaper Part 2....1/3
?????????????   It had been three months since Reaper had come to Earth. And during that time he and the Lady Tsunami had become very close. They were always seen together and always holding each other in their arms. During that time they each had trained each other in their own ways. Tsunami had showed Reaper how to cook, clean and the modern way of doing things. In exchange Reaper trained Tsunami in the martial arts. She picked it up very well, so well to where Reaper had to take off his Rosario if she took off hers. Her skill made her the defending champion of the A-rank class, Reaper had decreed that the S-rank matches to continue and if the victor wishes it, they could challenge him. Also connections had been established between the monster realm and the Resistance. The arena had just finished this months matches, Reaper and Tsunami were leaving together as always. Tsunami looked up at him, “I feel like I keep getting stronger.” Reaper smiled and looked down at
Questions Arise Over How Kidnapper Went Undetected
ANTIOCH, Calif. – His neighbors knew he was a registered sex offender. Kids on his block called him "Creepy Phil" and kept their distance. Parole agents and local law enforcement regularly visited his home and found nothing unusual, even after a neighbor complained children were living in a complex of tents in his backyard. For 18 years, Phillip Garrido managed to elude detection as he pulled off what authorities are calling an unfathomable crime, kidnapping and raping 11-year-old Jaycee Dugard, keeping her as his secret captive for nearly two decades and fathering two of her children. The question about how he went unnoticed became more pressing Friday when Garrido came under suspicion in the unsolved murders of several prostitutes, raising the prospect he was a serial killer as well. Several of the murdered women's bodies — the exact number is not known — were dumped near an industrial park where Garrido worked during the 1990s. Authorities acknowledged that they
New Share Questions Answered
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** 1. You can control the privacy of your albums via your album settings. Your friends and family list will do the rest. 2. Make sure to mark your photos NSFW!   - If we find one that you have shared that is NSFW, you will most likely lose your account.   - If you are crying about a photo of yours that was shared that was NSFW and you did not have it marked NSFW! You do the math!
New Multi Uploader Single Uploader Help
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG*****   I have been getting complaints about the multi uploader either not working or taking too long There are some other random complaints, but these seem to be the most consistent. Try the following. 1. Update your Java on your computer. Java Download Updates 2. Dump all cache, cookies and temp files and restart your computer. 3. If you are still having problems, it is most likely your browser.   * AOL users - throw your computer out the window   * FireFox users - download the latest browser FireFox Personal   * IE users - download the latest IE updated browser Internet Explorer   * Safari users - Safari Browser   * Opera users - Opera Browser 4. Once you have the new browser downloaded. Uninstall your current browser. 5. Restart your computer and Install the new browser ***This should solve most of your problems. MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ALL DIRECTIONS. IF you think you browser Is taking too long to upload multiple photos or if your browser se
This Prayer Is For Our Veterans
This Prayer Is for Our Veterans by Frank R Tymon Thursday, January 02, 2003 THIS PRAYER IS FOR OUR VETERANS THOUGH THE POLITICIANS LOST OUR WARS, OUR VETERANS NEVER DID. FROM EL ALAMEIN TO ANZIO, FROM NORMANDY TO THE RHEIN, ON THE ISLANDS OF THE PACIFIC AND THE RIDGES OF KOREA, THROUGH THE JUNGLES OF VIETNAM AND THE DESERTS OF ARABIA. ON LAND, ON SEA, AND IN THE AIR. THEY FOUGHT WHERE DUTY CALLED. TO THOSE WE ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE WITH US STILL, THOSE WHO SURVIVED WAR'S HELL, THE WOUNDED, DISABLED, ILL GOD BLESS, AND THANK YOU. WELL DONE! AND WHILE WE HONOR OUR VETERANS, FORGET NOT THOSE BY COUNTRY FORSAKEN; THE PRISONERS OF WAR, THE MISSING IN ACTION, FORLORN, DOOMED PAWNS, LONG LOST, SAVE IN OUR MEMORIES. GOD BLESS THEM, AND GOD FORGIVE US. PLEASE, IN YOUR PRAYERS, REMEMBER THEM WHO SAILED THE LAST VOYAGE, FOUGHT THE LAST BATTLE, FLEW THE LAST FLIGHT. THEY DIED FOR YOU. AND WITH DEEP RESPECT, THIS PRAYER IS FOR THE MEN I SAILED WITH, WHO WEIGHED ANCHOR FOR THE LAST
Un Wanted Pets
A man in Grand Rapids , Michigan incredibly took out a $7000 full page ad inthe paper to present the following essay to the people of his community. HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for y
True Love
To whomever reads this what does true love mean to you? I think now a days people use the I love you* too freely not understanding what it really means. To love someone in my opinion is to be there for that certain someone. To see past all of their flaws and to see the good in them. To cherish every moment that they have with that person and of course missing them when they aren't there. To respect them and not to treat them as property but as your equal. Knowing that without them you are only a half but with them you're a whole. To me it would make you feel like nothing can harm you or even hurt you...I guess to say that you feel invincible; like you could take on the whole world when you're with that person. And if you really love someone it doesn't matter the distance you are from that person. Granted it sucks not being able to hold or touch or even look in thier eyes and tell them how you feel, but if its true love then you will over come it and try and make the best of it. Love is
Sometimes...i Love Old People
It's a short lil clip. The woman "cheering" in the background kind of reminds me of a little kid. Enjoy! [video in comments]
For Those Of Us Born From 1930-1979
To Those of You Born  1930 - 1979 At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said.   Very well stated, Mr. Leno.
You Smiled:)
You smiled,you spoke and I believed By every word and smile deceived Another man would hope no more Nor hope I-what I hope before But let not this wish be vain Deceived...deceived me once again...
Thank You For Your Unselfish Heart
thank you for your unselfish heart by jennifer brown Wednesday, April 23, 2003 Thank you for your unselfish heart! For your strength and courage. For your ability to look past your self and see that some of us cant take care of our self’s .So you stepped up and said I will help those who can not. You are my rock, my strength, my reason I carry on. Because of you I go to sleep at night feeling safe, knowing I will wake up in the same country I feel asleep in....a free country. With the RED, WHITE AND BLUE flying high and with pride. I salute you and all your brothers and sisters. I may not be there with you in the flesh but I am with you in spirit and heart! So take care soldier. Come back to us, your family, your home...your country to where you belong. We will wait for you. And we pray for your fallen brothers, whom you cared about. Had dinner with last night, joked with this morning and is gone by afternoon. I don’t know who you feel, so I wont say I do...But kn
Oh Fuuuuuuuuccc....
So I'm on a call at work with a lady who has no idea what she needs to do...I asked her for her phone number, she gave it to me...and i pulled up maybe 3 or 4 accounts.  She has no idea which email address it would be for or which one it would be based on the names so I tell her that I can transfer her to customer service to see what all they can tell her...so i commence the transfering process...dialed the number 1-800-921-810..... my hand decided to throw in an extra 0 instead of a 1 and it dialed and im waiting and suddenly, a really excited guy is talking about singles and all that, and what do I do?  I freak and hit the hang-up button.  I hope that customer enjoys the sound of an overly enthusiastic man advertising their singles service.
To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her. ....To every guy that she cried in front of...To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that kisses her with meaning.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....To every guy that would give his seat up...To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was b
Girls Talk :
All the Mans are the same Players on the netz...for sure some are Players, they tell us Storys from Haven and Earth, telling us things about Love , Future , but saying to everyone the same, not getting tired of there Storys.. Meeting diffrent Womans, cheating on there Wife,ask for Respekt on there Page, But did they Respekt there self , when there are cheating on there Wife or Girlfriend , and telling them u are the only one i have.. or thinking of them when they fuck a other Bitch.. I don´t know! He know´s ? But belive that , u think u can Play, we Girls can do it better, without u knowing it.. I see this for a long long time on here.. but the Guys don´t realise that...girls send Comment, Tags like i love u, miss u , thinking about u, just to hold them close and keep them.Girl are u sure about what u are sending?Cos after 10 minutes u will send the smae to the next Guy on your friendslist... may u just know him for some hr...and even haven´t write with him much , but u tripping and th
Lol Humors And Then Some
Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~Charlotte Whitton Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.  ~Cornelia Otis Skinner A woman wears her tears like jewelry.  ~Author Unknown  
U Want My Points For 12 Hours On Sat?
would you like my points for 12 hours this Sat? Up for auction ck this link or my default you can pick the time you want them on sat GO BID!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1660183&albumid=0&i=4118357595   this means you get your points and mine for that 12 hr period of time and you can tell me what time to turn them over to you for the 12 hours you want. Beginning bid is 4 mil and cash bids out weigh fubucks.... come bid and get my points to help you level!! I leveled in one day on Tuesday from level 30-31 so yes I do get rates, bombs, and alot of points!! Is it worth it to you? come show me come to my default or just use the link above to get you there!! this is good for any level that wants to bid not just open to higher levels MC
Latley Ive Been Talking To Jesus
When I made it there this morning . He was sitting on the edge of the bed, He had a suit case packed beside him, and his face was swollen red. The room seemed so cold, The years had finally took there course, And when he spoke he seemed so lonley , you could here it in his voice. He said latley , Ive been talking to Jesus , lattley I've been talking to the moon , talking to myself in public places , latley , I feel just like a fool . Sometimes just like a child, I wear my heart out on my sleeve , And latley , Ive learned that faith, Gives you the strenght, To do some awesome things. He droped his head to the floor.then he looked around this place, he said thoes pictures on the wall, remind him of her ways . He said he went to far a few times, and come close to the end, its like fighting an up hill battle, In a war that you can't win . Borrowing against time ,and barley getting by, Bitching over a dollar , and saving every dime . He said latley ,Ive been crying to Jesus ,latlety Ive bee
Beloved Physician
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I Wish U Enough
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.I  wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough  gain to satisfy your wanting.I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
My Heart
If you are here to have fun, please do so. Although, don't lie to me and tell me you want me...when you dont..and dont try to get me..when you dont want to keep me. Please save me the heartache...and you the bad karma. I just had this happen. So please, dont do it.
Wedding Dance
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Fubar Ranking
Achieved a ranking of #70 today,highest so far. TYVM fuland you're rawking my world!
If You Don't Already Know ...
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW .... DRAGON MISTRESS IS BACK!! NOW GOING BY THE NAME SWEET ENIGMA.  AT ONE TIME SHE HAD A VERY BIG FAN/RATE/ADD "TRAIN" GOING ON HERE AND IS NOW STARTING IT BACK UP AGAIN.  SWEET ENIGMA IS A "LEGEND" ON FUBAR AND TOP RANKING MEMBER ALSO. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN GAINING MORE RATES, FANS, AND MEETING MORE FRIENDS ... CHECK OUT HER BLOG ON HER  NEW TRAIN SHE WILL BE DOING. IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A "TRAIN" BEFORE, YOU WANT TO BE ON IT ASAP AND NOT WAIT. HERE IS THE LINK TO HER BLOG http://fubar.com/blog/310064/1065912     *~*Sweet ENIGMA*~*@ fubar
The Flesh Bazaar Detective
Jason left the room disappointed. She was still sleeping, and he wanted to wake her to say goodbye--but she was too beautiful to wake. What is it that makes a man want someone so much? When they met last night it was first her playfully seductive eyes. Then, in bed together later, it was the soft perfection of her thighs and the gentle pout of her lips. Walking out, Jason wondered if he'd ever see her again.... To be continued. Brought to you by: http://www.fleshbazaar.com/
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Enigma's Far Train...members
All members please FAR all members before you before you private message me to join.  I put the members in my pic...the folder is called Enigma's FAR Train.  That is where you will find all the members. See train infor for all you need to know.  Please feel free to come back everyday to re-rate all members.  Thanks and have fun    
What Makes A Ass Hole
I think this pretty much defines what a  asshole is   Common Everyday Actions That Assholes Use1. Personal insults2. Invading one’s “personal territory”3. Uninvited physical contact4. Threats and intimidation, both verbal and nonverbal5. “Sarcastic jokes” and “teasing” used as insult delivery systems6. Withering e-mail flames7. Status slaps intended to humiliate their victims8. Public shaming or “status degradation” rituals9. Rude interruptions10. Two-faced attacks11. Dirty looks12. Treating people as if they are invisible
A Special Day For A Woman
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Wtf Is Wrong With You People...
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?  Over the course of the last few weeks I have seen so much selfish and immature behavior.  This is not about one single person.  When did we loose good manners, common decency, and respect for one another? If this blog offends you so be it.  I really have to say some things.  It is not meant to be an attack on anyone.  That is not my style. However, I will speak my mind when I think someones behavior is atrocious. I am by no means perfect.  Hell, I am one of the most flawed people you will ever meet.  I like me so I am good with my faults. But I must say that just because you got your feelings hurt it does not give you the right to be a vicious cunt.  If this person actually verbally attacked you or crushed your feelings by making light of them, then by all means tell them to fuck off.  Cutting someone to the quick cuz you had a shitty fucking day, week, whatever is just wrong. Holy hell, we all have bad times.  Yes, we sometimes take
Hackfest: Feasting On Dead Babies Since 1776
Salutations, over-fed protein puss-bags, and welcome to a long ove-do issue of HackFest. If you're wondering who actually takes the time to write these damn things and haven't figured out by now who I am, well, let's just say breathing for you is a privelege, not a bodily function you should be exploiting right now. Tonight's little tidbit is going to be on the Media, simply because it's worth mentioning...again. You know, it could be me, but I'm seeing the mainstream media make themselves more and more of a target each day. If it isn't dumbass politicing from non-politicians like Rush Limbaugh and his awful verbal spawn Glenn Beck, then it's some other yahoo advertising something idiotic that we in this fine country don't really need...like Slap-Chops. I sometimes pity the masses for being exposed to such garbage. Then I remember that the masses are idiots and incinerate them with large amounts of napalm and bleach. Here's why. You see, the media only gains power when numbskulls wa
District 9
Saw this last night - absolutely one of my must-see movies of 2009.  Gritty, intelligent, action-led sci-fi with a reich vein of dark humour running through it and a dash of social commentary.  Benefits enormously from it's non-US setting, and really makes the most of the local South African feel to generate an authentic feeling (and very authentic looking) tale of the fall out from a less than impressive first-contact.  Alarmingly real in how it imagines we'd end up treating these visitors, but in no way preachy, instead giving us a gory fast-moving action movie that pretty much suceeds on every level.  Loved it.
Lawn Care
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Come Say Hello
If you are in the area come say hello.... September 25Block Party in Old Town FredericksburgCelebrate that it’s Finally Friday!Join us for a party the whole family can enjoy!6:00pm to 9:30pmSophia St. parking lot at George St.Final Friday of the Month - April thru SeptemberMusic by The FAB band (formerly Fat Ammon’s Band)Tickets: $4 adults, $3 under 21 (13 - 20 yrs),$1 kids (6-12 yrs), FREE under 6 yrsSponsored by City of Fredericksburg,September 26Fall FestivalShenandoah County Fairgrounds - Woodstock, VA7:00 pm – 12:00 am September 26th, 7pm-12am, Fundrasier to benefit RESPONSE.Music by The FAB band (formerly Fat Ammons Band) will play from 8 pm -12am. Southern Style pork BBQ with all the fixins, variety of beverages included. $40 per ticket - call 984-9592.
Never Say "i Love You"
Never Say "I Love You" If You Really Don't Care Never Talk About Feelings If They Aren't Really There Never Hold My hand If Your Gonna Break My Heart Never Say You're Going to... If You Don't Plan to Start Never Look in My Eyes If You're Just Going to Lie... Never Say Hello If You Really Mean Goodbye Never Say "I Love You" Unless it's Something You're Willing to Do Never Allow Me to Trust and Believe If You're Just Going to Leave If You Really Mean Forever Don't Say You're Willing to "Try" Never Say Forever If You're Only Going to Make Me Cry...
A Conversation With An Ex...
I've often wondered why I have such difficulty interacting with others on a personal level. This conversation is likely the most important reason: Tiffany I am really sorry I couldnt make it out there. 11:28pm Arthur you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it much 11:28pm Tiffany It mu=ight have been a bad idea anyway. for both of our emotiona states. 11:28pm Arthur i don't go anywhere except on rides 11:28pm Tiffany l^ on rides? 11:28pm Arthur bike 11:28pm Tiffany oh duh. bike. 11:29pm Arthur my emotional state, btw, is nil or nihil... both work 11:30pm Tiffany Ugh. I wish you were happier. 11:30pm Arthur i'm waiting to go to san diego. work soon 11:30pm Tiffany Ooh! That is a good start. 11:30pm Arthur happier was back in the first week of april, tiff 11:31pm Arthur happier was before i found out (again) that my being in love with someone scares that person. sorry, but that's the way of it brb 11:34pm Arthur and back
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Time Travel
Every one thinks the first time travelers will be these nice scientist who will bring secrets with them to help every one, never so wrong, even now big buisnes is starting to attach them selves to our schools, later you will only be able to go to some schools because you or some other family member works for that company, they will control the best science, they will control all of the smartest people, if time travel to the past is breached, it is they that will come back to focus the world to there control and all of the world  moneys and power, if they haven't done it all ready, no one will know until it is over, then to late, we can all ready move forward, just not far enough yet, some day when we can propel our selves fast enough, then we can see what awaits us, but by then who will we tell.
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Thoughts
If every star in the heaven were there to light away ,They would light the the path of resistance , To lead me your way .If every dream ive been given ,Were a mimic of reality ,I could say there was a future , To be found for you and me , If my heart hath been stolen , It was only by a glance , A moment in the darkness lead by happenstance ,If ever I were to dream .. It was you into life , So handsome , so pure . My hearts sacrfice .A moment a meeting , Nothing I regret , If I could change one thing , Its that I havent touched you yet, That sooner we did not meet , erasing all the years , The chance for another , To wispher in your ear , Your hands like silk caress my every thought , constant indulgement , I see your body Secductively taunt , I am not sppoused to feel to want to touch , The sin of sweet surrender , envaded by love . Oceans of forevers that wash you away , If there were nothing to hold us ,We would escape this place
Some Things I Have Learned (part 4)
Just some lessons I have learned in life: Learn to Forgive. in 2000, my mother was going through a rough patch in her relationship with her boyfriend Ed. One ninght, Ed called me and asked if I could come over and talk with my mother. I went over andf foundteh kitchen in shambles and my mother raging at Ed who was incompasitated because of his health. Ed sat there as Mom raged on and on. I could tell that she had been drinking, so I asked her to just talk with me in teh other room as to try and difuse the situation. In teh bedroom, she told me about how Ed had done this and one that and never followed through on this, all the time I was watching her drink long deep drinks from her cup. as she lit a cigarette I took teh cup, sniffed, smelled the vodka and poured it out in front of her to her disbelief. Then I goaded her anger towards me. After tyaking her rage I finally just asked,"you talked about leaving before, you obviously arenot happy, so why don't you just leave for both your sa
Every Girl Lyrics
[Lil' Wayne]UnI like a long haired thick red boneOpen up her legs to filet mignon that pussyI'm a get in and on that pussyIf she let me in I'm a own that pussyGo'n throw it back and bust it open like you 'posed toGirl I got that dope dickNow come here let me dope youYou gon' be a dope fiendYour friends should call you dopeyTell 'em keep my name out they mouth if they don't know meHuhBut you can't come and tunechaI'll fuck the whole groupBaby I'm a groupieMy sex game is stupidMy head is the dumbestI promiseI should be hooked on phonicsHahaBut anyway I think you're bionicAnd I don't think you're beautifulI think you're beyond itAnd I just wanna get behind itAnd watch you(back it up and dump it back-Back it up and dump it back)[Chorus:]Cause we like herAnd we like her tooAnd we like herAnd we like her tooAnd we like herAnd we like her tooAnd we like herrAnd she like us tooI wish I could fuck every girl in the worldI wish I could fuck every girl in the worldI wish I could fuck every girl i
Y Shit Gotta B Black Or White?!
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW DA HELL SOME1 CAN TALK OR ACT BLACK? YEA I TALK WIT SLANG AND I DONT B PUTTIN S'S AND G'S AT DA END OF MY WORDS BUT HOW DA HELL DAT MAKE IT BOUT RACE?
Okay... Fawk It...
Seriously... im not so much into the points or fuwhoring thing anymore... but I am going to start posting ppl that do things for me or that are really friends... and today... this guy right here has been really good to me on my return to fubar... so please... stop and give him a page rate for me :) ~Outlaw~Dirty South Crew~@ fubar
Tonight I Just Want To Get Stoned
He walks into the room , Posion on his breath , If he knows that hes a sin, He hasnt shown it yet , His eyes are dark cold , and the winters been too long , his jeans are ripped and torn , And is heart made of stone, He tells the woman at the bar , He wants his usual drink , she stares across the room at him , She can tell hes not the same , ladies one by one , They gather round his chair , He motions for them to get gone , He doesnt want them there , He said leave me alone , cant a man get some peace , Do I have to take you to hell , So i can get some ease , Ive been up and down , Ive been over and out , Ive crossed that mountian , and I know what lifes about , Ive loved and Ive lost , Ive learned to let go , and tonight i just wanna get stoned . Drink after drink , He erases his thoughts , dreams of her hereand memories of her gone ,By the end of the night,He wont know where hes at , He stares at the last lady come latley , and he tips her his hat , She motions to sit down , he tells
Looking Forward 2 My Future
I am completely and utterly IN LOVE. I have never felt so amazing in my life. My boyfriend makes me feel so special and so sexy. No man has ever made me feel this way or as happy as I am. Our relationship is getting so strong and serious. I have been looking forward to finding a man, particularly him. Before him and I got together, I felt I was destined to be alone for the rest of my life. Then I got with him and everything has changed. He is my one and only. I don't even look at other men. I am very content being with him and very satisfied. He really is the answer to my prayers! He completes me. He's filled that empty space in my heart and soul.
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Kryptonite Lyrics
Well I took a walk around the worldTo ease my troubled mind.I left my body lying somewhereIn the sands of time.But I watched the world float To the dark side of the moon.I feel there's nothing I can do, yeahI watched the world floatTo the dark side of the moon.After all I knew it had to be Something to do with you.I really don’t mind what happens now and thenAs long as you’ll be my friend at the end.If I go crazy then will you stillCall me Superman.If I’m alive and well, will you beThere a-holding my hand.I’ll keep you by my side With my superhuman might, kryptoniteYou called me strong, you called me weak,But still your secrets I will keep.You took for granted all the times I never let you down. You stumbled in and bumped your head, and if not for me THEN you'd be dead.I picked you up and put you backOn solid ground.If I go crazy then will you stillCall me Superman.If I’m alive and well, Will you be there a-holding my hand.I’ll keep you by my side Wi
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Just Another Day (fantasy Number 623)
JUST ANOTHER DAY (Fantasy number 623) I woke up this morning it was just another day tried to separate fantasy from what's real and move on my way Had my first cup of coffee just to help me through it seemed like it was going to be one of those days, so I had two It's off to work, got to get into the daily grind hopefully I can make it though this one without losing my mind I'm just going through the motions, not much to say trying to make it through another one and earn my pay Sometimes things just happen and we don't know why but suddenly without warning, I knew I could fly I don't know what happened and I'm not sure what to do but as I tried to clear my head, all I could think of is you Things got really fuzzy and my head was spinning around it felt so right, I felt so light as my feet left the ground I needed to find you, wherever you might be I needed to find you, so you could fly away with me Up in the clouds, looking down from space through all the interferenc
Midnight Lover
On an endless night , In a silver sky, Me in your arms, With him On my mind, How can I tell you Im not the kind , Flawlwss to touch , Gold trimmed in life, I fall asleep talkin to you , Wondering when , next we'll meet , In some seedy chat room or tonight in my dreams, Hes goes to bed telling her goodnight , Meanwhile he trys to hide Im on his mind, Sneeking phone calls through out the day , Just to say I love you , When he can get away , How can we be what they think we are , Taking off early from work to meet in the bar,trying to hide the lipstick on your collar , Its just the wrong number , That midnight caller.. A constent battle, Another fight , Why you home late ,  where have you been...? she says . But He just looks at me and says him again? Somewhere past reality we just lost touch , Im not the kind,To break that trust , Guess thats lost into the night , One more Im sorry tear soaked fight, Hiding in shadows , To steal a kiss, Explaining Where the hours we missed , manag
This Is So True!!!
Heather K 4 hours ago Report   You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes weeks without running water.You complain of a 'headache' and call in sick.He gets shot at as other are hit,and keeps moving forward.You talk trash about your buddies that aren't with you.He knows he may never see any of his ever again.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear,not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his forehead.You get mad at the waiter for getting your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your mad that your class got held 5 minutes over.He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.You roll your eyes when your baby cries.He gets a letter with pictures of his new baby,and wonders if they'll ever meet.If you dont forward this we will just see how conceited you really are. Just fwd if your supporting the troops!!
Its Only You And Me
this life gets hard sometimes, things you think are there,it ends up you cant find, people tell you lies now,just to put it in your face,they just change there mind, and never stop to think,but you dont have to try now, let me be your way,let me take you down now,and show you all this place, ill show you how your heart ,can rest its love on me,and when you have a doubt,ill make you beleive,promises get broken, these crazy days it seems,but when push comes to shove babe,its only you and me. i know that its hard now,and your minds racing to thoughts,thoughts of life without me,thoughts of life alone,But I didnt come this far now, to ever walk away,everyone lets you down.. now ,but you never met me babe,i know that youve been searching, your whole life it seems,wondering if youd ever find out what you need,ill never let you down, ill never change my mind,this heart fought the war,now its time for our good times.dont start second guessing,something lead us to this point, let the world fall
Kisses
Kisses across my neck,Sending shivers down my chest, Everything about you takes my breath, Hands roaming down my thighs , Sweat driping down my spine, My sex aches for yours in mine,Like a roller coaster ride, So many lows , so many highs, You take your hand in mine,Thunder clashes at the door, Our tense bodies wanting more, A throaty ghasp , begging lower.Bodies sliping, driping wet, Your the one that I like best ,Now baby put me to the test.Headboard hitting till it fell.Don't whisper, baby yell!take me all the way too hell. Your body pressed against my ass, Tell me baby, this will last,Hold my throat untill it passes, Like a night time earthquake,you make me shiver , make me shake, Press it harder till it breaks
A Dream Come True
I dont want to have to think about it , If in my heart I know its not true. And the more we talk about it , The more i want to give in to you. But this hearts been broken ,Far to many times. Theres peices lacking , Your love will never find. And i fear that one day you ll stop,Trying to always be.The one thing in this world , I know is  good for me. Last night we'd satyed up talking , Till day light broke the dark.For a moment it felt like , We weren't worlds apart. It seems like i searched a lifetime , For someone just like you.  And for the first time in a long time , I know that dreams come true.
Palin's Speech Was Much More Presidential Than Obamas Un Speech..
excerpts of Sarah Palin, proud American, remarks in China. Palin has posted more on her Facebook page. We live in hope (for change).   Close your eyes and imagine a President of the these United States making these remarks. Ah yes I remember .....America. Many have asked to see my remarks as presented in Hong Kong. Here is an excerpt:So far, I’ve given you the view from Main Street, USA. But now I’d like to share with you how a Common Sense Conservative sees the world at large.Later this year, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall – an event that changed not just Europe but the entire world. In a matter of months, millions of people in formerly captive nations were freed to pursue their individual and national ambitions. The competition that defined the post World War II era was suddenly over. What was once called “the free world” had so much to celebrate – the peaceful end to a great power rivalry and the
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A Guide To Boat Drinks & Cruise Cocktails
No I will not work on your car No I will not give you my last dollar for wine No I don't care about state trooper's kids I will not give you a few dollars to see your tits No I won't move over and let you take up the majority of my space I don't want you to clean my rims for $5 with your nasty underwear No you cannot use my skateboard to go to the store No don't come by my house for me to "take a look at your bike" Your younger than me, your not a fucking Viet Nam veteran  No I won't let you in front of me in traffic I don't fucking care if you lie to me and tell me Brother Brian is charging for beds NO I don't have any smokes No I will not "get you a ball  No I just don't fucking care
Walking The Dog
I was watching a movie on TV when Joy came in and said she was going to take the dog for a walk. As she walked by she bent over and put the leash on the dog and I saw she didn't have on any panties on under her skirt. This didn't surprise me since she very seldom wears any panties or bra. I sat back down to continue my movie but something nagged at me. The more I thought about the more curious I became. Finally I knew that I had to check it out just so keep nagging me. I headed for the park about two blocks away. I figured she had about a fifteen minute head start on me. I walked fast. Once in the park I took the path I usually do when I had to take the dog out. I rounded a curve in the walkway that allowed me to look several hundred yards ahead. Knowing that Skip liked to sniff every bush and tree along the way I surmised that if she had taken this path I would see her ahead. That meant that she had taken the cutoff path that went to where the stone picnic tables were. I usually av
Read And Wither
O Profound, Silent tree, by restraining valour With patience,you revealed creative power in its peaceful form. Thus we come To your shade to learn the art of peace, To hear the word of silence; weighed down With anxiety, we come to rest In your tranquil blue-green shade, to take Into our souls life rich, life ever Juvenescent, life true to earth, life Omni-victorious, I am certain My thoughts have borne me to your essence- Where the same fire as the sun's ritual Fire of creation quietly assumes In you cool green form. O sun'drinker, The fire with which-by milking hundereds of centuries of days of sunlight- You have filled your core, man has recieved As your gift, making him world-mighty, Greatly honored, rival to the Gods: His shining strength, kindled by your flame, Is the wonder of the universe As it cuts through daunting obstacles. Man, whose life is in you, who is soothed By your cool shade, strenghthned by your power, Adorned by your garland-O tree, friend
Some Things I Have Learned (part 3)
Some things I have learned in life: Take yourself out of your comfort zone. On occation, you need to step out of your normal security and expose yourself to things that you would never consider. For example, I am not a great fan of hieghts. I am not scared, I just haver respect for how quickly that ground approaches when you fall. But with that uneasiness, I have been skydiving. It i sthat mastery of a fear that helps you grow. I don't know much about Islam, Philosophy, Politics, but that doesn't mean that I have not read, played in or visited places that help me understand them. By getting yourself involved you can not only open yourself up to the wholness of the subject, but dammit when you want to argue it, you already have ammo to defend and offend with. Knowledge of what is outside your comfort zone helps exl=pand yoru zone and broadens you as a person. Shed your skin and embark!. I have this morbid olan. People hate when I say it, it makes most uncomfortable. But I plan on bein
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Some Things I Have Learned In Life (part 2)
Just some things that I have learned in life. Be generous with yourself. Being generous with yourself is not just a financial endevour. If walking up teh street, you give a 1, 5 or even 10 dollar bill to the homeless man sitting on the corner, that is generous. But to give of yoru self, that takes true generosity. And you don't have to stretch yourself to do it either. If you love to sew, save what you sew and donate it at the end of teh year to a local home, childerns hospital, church. If you love sports, become a little league coach and instill your passion for the game. If you love art, take time to spend it with children who want to paint sketch and create. There was man who was wealthy. He worked long tireless hours wanting the best for his family and teh best oppertunities for his children. To replace his often having to work during holidays and special events, he lavished his family with all teh latest fasion, electronics, and luxuries. One year durring his daughters 8th birthd
Dragon Massage Studio (updated)
hey everyone out there in Fu-land.  i just recently started up my massage practice again. and am looking for clients.  my rates are very fair and i will travel if need be. travel fee is dependent on distance.   my rates are as follows:   $60- for a full body massage   $45- for a combination massage ( neck and back, legs and arms, chest and shoulders, feet and legs, etc)   $30- for a partial massage ( neck, arms, legs, back, etc)       travel fees are:   0-10 miles - free   10-20 miles - $10   20-30 miles - $15   30-40 miles - $20   40-50 miles - $30   Will negotiate a price break for anything over 50 miles. 1/2 off first Massage with booking of a second. Group rates for clients booking 5 massages or more at a time.  Travel fee waived if you can line up 3 or more massages in the same area. i have traveled to other states in the past. but must have more than 1 massage lined up to make it worth my time.   if you want to book an appointment either leave me a m
Money
I am one of those people that are driven to be wealthy. I come from a middle class family and my parents were very poor in my early days of childhood. My mom told me when I grew up that there was a time when she did not eat out, nor bought anything that was not a necessity for 9587 straight days. My dad was an Economist by training, but changed his career to be a Management Specialist for an additional $4000 a month in salary because his old salary was just not enough. In 1989, we immigrated to Italy, and because my dad was afraid he could not find a job in the new country, he stayed behind. I am not sure if this was the only factor, but the additional push for more money prompted him to look for another job. Luck had it, another company wanted to hire him for his experience as an Operations Manager a few years after the rest of our family immigrated to Italy. He was also offered twice the salary that he originally was getting. Although I did not really realize it at the time, this ma
Equal Opportunity.
To her I taste like money.Without a doubt the best way to do time.With a veteran of holy warsholy riders, and holy cowsand a dusty achy emotional anorexic like me. Match made in heaven, but then there's that strike anywhere tipand the distinctively rancid smell of sulfur.Flash, oohaaahpolite golf applauseand its over. Yet things like this lead to murders, day time TV,suicide pacts, and once even a thousand ships.All for a common commodity you can find on any street cornergrade A thru F praised and hallowed feared and vilified by dopemine dancing altruists with pens, and robed men with strange hats. All its missing is a candygloss sheen and a dangling price tagboth of which are easilly appliedhell, some even come branded.Some even come packaged together. A pimp can name a price, quantify a pocket full of change, magic and happyAn army can put a live cost on lifebased on your output, equipment and diligence Well its payday, I got a check burning a hole in my hot little handstrolling
Poem
This Poem come to me one day at work. I wrote this in less than 5 Min. I believe with all my heart God give me these words and moved my hand.                                                            A Soldiers Cry In a hole here I lie, Praying and hoping I will not die. As I listen to death expload and zip past my head, All around me I hear screams from the dead. Fighting for a cause I do not completely understand, Maybe it's survival of another land. As the cold and heat surrounds us all, Maybe it's just to fight for a country that called. As my brothers fall all around me, I fight and push foward knowing that God is with thee. As the dust clears and the smoke settles, I suddenly recall the children's eyes, The ones I hope to protect so they can live thier lives. A country thats Proud and Strong, I will fight for as my breathe goes on. Suddenly my life flashes before my eyes, With a snipers shot I slowly die. To those who gave all, I stand beside as my Lord ca
Hencock
Pot is illegal. PLUS IT MAKES YOU STINK! So do not be a towel.. So anyway... I decided that I needed to be a more interactive Fubarian - so I took a note from the movie Hancock, and instead of saying NICE JOB - I am adding a NICE (something I notice about your picture). I think it is really working out well. I feel more involved, more fu-ish. *clucks away happily* One thing that is truly noteworthy is how many people have towels in their pictures on Fubar. I will find some correlation and causation upon further observance. *winks*
Quit This Job
I am genuine and down to earth person. I love going out and meeting people. I have a very outgoing personality. I am fun to be around. My hobbies are going to the gym, swimming and cycling and my favourite is socializing with my friends. I love to travel with my family Quit This Job
Survey, Run And Hide
Last people you hung out with?Tori, Kerry, Ally reverse orderWhen's the last time you were surprised?About an hour agoWhat is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?Starbucks, double expressoDo you prefer pasta, salad, or coleslaw?Pasta! If you could have one wish what would it be?The ability to orb :-)Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?Could I, yeah... but why?Who's bed were you on last?My ownWhen was the last time you changed in front of someone?TodayWould you rather love one person or have many short relationships?Love . . . lets just not go thereLast person you had a deep conversation with was?JohnIs there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?oh yeahDo you like to cuddle?sometimes Has anyone said they love you in the last week?Yup.What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?Much ado about nothingWhere is the person who has your heart? you mean me? :-) once upon a time a long time ago, OK two years, NY... England... hmmmm enny meenn
[because I'm A Whore]
Last people you hung out with?uuuuh my dog? .. wait people... I hate people.When's the last time you were surprised?When someone told me they were 19 and not older >> God I'm old.What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?Tap water.Do you prefer pasta, salad, or coleslaw?Pasta, because I know how to cook it you fucktwits.If you could have one wish what would it be?Giant robots sounds pretty good... but more money than I need to research dev and build said robots is goodester- but then again, so is control overtime with control over aging. ... hey its time related. Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?Probably, but why would I? In fact... *pours a drink*Who's bed were you on last?Mine.When was the last time you changed in front of someone?Fuck, its been about 2 years.Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?I'd rather be in love, but if I didn't die alone... and I'm fucking supermodels like Hef, who's to judge?Last person you had
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Alice Cooper - Seven And Seven Is
Yeah! Oom oom! When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go Oom! Biff biff! Oom! Biff biff! Yeah! Oh, yeah yeah! Now if I don't stop crying, it ain't cos that I have got no eyes My clock lies in the fireplace, my dog lies hypnotised And then there was the time I wasn't able to find my way And I'm trapped inside a night without a day and I go Oom! Biff biff! Oom! Biff biff! Yeah! Now, when I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone Now you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go
Want My Points For 12 Hours
Ok Fu's ..Its auction time again , but this time its a lil different ..Im auctioning off all of my points for 12 hours . Wouldent you enjoy being able to level without raising a finger ...And for those of you who are level 30 you would also be given credit for 8 ability points ..The auction will beginn at 10pm fu time sept 23 and will end 10pm fu time friday the 25th...Starting bid will be 5 mil , but of course cash offers over ride fu bux and if an auto is offered it will be used while you are my point bennificiary...please comment below with bids . GOOD LUCK
Alice Cooper - Teenage Lament 74'
What a drag it is These gold lame' jeans Is this the coolest way To get though your teens Well, I cut my hair weird I read that it was in I looked like a rooster That was drowned and raised again What are you a-gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you get away-ay I'm gonna leave today-ay I ran into my room And I fell down on my knees Well, I thought that fifteen Was gonna be a breeze I picked up my guitar To blast way the clouds But somebody in the next room yelled "You gotta turn that damn thing down" What are you gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you get away-ay I'm gonna cry all day-ay And I know trouble is brewing out there But I can hardly care They fight all night about his private secretary Lipstick stain, blonde hair, oh,oh, oh What are you gonna do Tell you what I'm a-gonna do Why don't you run away-ay I'm gonna leave today But even I don't know What I'm gonna do Don't know what I'm gonna do No! What are you
Vintage Fender
Vintage Fender
As Hard As You May Try...
...you just cant fix it all. Its been the haunt of most of my life. Whether it be your career, your family, your marriage,  or even as simple as a plant...all you can do is give it what it needs to get established, show it to the light of the world, and hope it flourishes. I have a childhood friend of mine, a very bright and together girl, of whom bore two children by her highschool & beyond sweetheart, only to suffer him killing himself while she was carrying the youngest.  Despite all she had to contend with, she perservered,  raised 2 kids, put herself thru school for her RN,  remarried, and has made a good life for her and her children. She even put me & my wife at the time & baby up for a month and a half  because the place we were to rent was not completed with renovations as promised when we arrived in the state. Yesterday I get the news,  via a phonecall from my very hysterical ex wife, that her (our friend's) youngest, now 21, and Jr. to his fathers name, killed himself ye
Having Seks
suckas, you fell for it ;p   I finally got hubby to join this palce   String Wielder@ fubar
Feelin Low
Well its another lonely nite for me tonite.. No one to cuddle up to or hold while I try to sleep... Its killing me slow but surely.. Crying cuz he is locked up for 6 more months if not longer.. Hurting cuz he has lied to me and cheated on me.. I cant leave I have no where to go my family is all up north and its just me down here....This aint right I shouldnt be livin like this. I have a few friends down here but its still not the same.. I just wish I could turn back time and everything would go back the way it was. When we first got together and there were no lies and no cheating......
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Melcryptovestimentaphilia
Attraction to women's black underwear.
Eldritch
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To generalize is to be an idiot.  -  William Blake
Thoughts
So I tripped over this today....  I liked it alot!     "You aren't going to be her first, maybe not her last, or even her only. she's loved before, she might love again, but if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect. You aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if she can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most you can. She isn't going to quote poetry, she's not thinking about you every moment, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you could break. Don't hurt her, don't try to change her. Don't expect more than she can give. Don't analyze. Smile when she makes you happy, yell when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not around. But mostly, Love hard when there is love to be had."
Jus Meee!!
my purse has become a diaper bag.my diaper bag has become my purse.i can talk on the phone, feed a baby, and update fubar all at once.i heal bumps and bruises with a kiss.my shirt usually smells like milk and i don't care.i wash more bottles than actual dishes.i take 5 minute showers and still feel refreshed.relaxing consists of breastfeeding and reading a magazine.i actually use the coupons i receive in the mail.my usual laundry load consists of pink shirts, tiny socks, and Dora underwear.i sacrifice what i want for what they need.i conquer fatigue and a dirty house.i am depended on.and i know the meaning of unconditional love.i am a warrior.but they call me mami.
Wandering Eyes
Hooked,  Mouth still stinging from the rush Of lust. Fixated, intensely attuned life or death Breathe gasps, passion hunger. Once pulled intently, drawn nearer, grasped then mercilessly released. Underneith the waves still hunger as another is drawn in. Eyes no longer look upon me in want. I desire to be one with those eyes cold ambivilence a thick barrier of silence the hull protecting you from sinking. From releasing, from being with me.        
Nuts!
I've come to a crossroad in my life where I realize that I am completely fucking nuts. I don't trust anyone. I have no faith in anything. I hate everything. I lose my temper over the dumbest shit. The sad part is I'm medicated! I don't know if its just that my divorced took a bigger toll on me than I think or if there have been a number of events leading up to this day....but shit, I'm psycho. Maybe I should seek out a psychiatrist. I'll just continue this self destructive behavior until I finally have ruined everything I touch.
My Life
Heres My Story My Life is like a roller coaster full of up and down i start doing good and then i fall flat on my face it seems like i get no were in life but now i got something to work towards and im not giving up im going to be on this band wagon for a long time so wish me luck guys on completing the things i need to get done to get out of the pit im in
Confused!
Ok IDK how to start this but I need some advice... I met this incredible guy rescently. As soon as I met eye to eye with him the my heart started beating faster. Couldnt believe my eyes! Was it love at first sight? Anyways he seemed to connect to me the same as I did with him. The way he looked at me and kissed me the way he held me tight it just all drove me wild and made me melt. Never had a man give soo much attention and love to me EVER. He treated me like his queen and I loved every minute of it. Then all of a sudden out of no where he completely stopped seeing me and completely ignored me as if I dont exsist anymore. I'm very much confused with that. Not even an explaination from him. Did I come on to him too heavy? That's where I'm confused because he was the same to me as I was to him. All I know is I am sooo hurt and confused. So I stopped talking to him seeing he was ignoring me anyways. What else am I going to do. I know for a fact Im not gonna smother him and beg. I w
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Ladies ....am I On Your "to Do List ????
ok ,after being dared ,by a few of the sexy mummettes ,i just want to see who amongst the "lady mummers" has me on their "to do lists".i am sorry ,that this is pretty much a "hot or not " blog ,but i am just curious .don't be afraid to say "helllllll no you aren't " ,you won't hurt my e-feelers at all .don't be afraid to let me know though if i am on your list :D :D  hehehe . well that being said ,let the mayhem insue ...............
To My Babies
To my 3 babies, I love the most...Adriana, is my curly head that looks just like me...Alondra, is my big lips girl just like mine...Camilo is my little man and he has my eyes.. I would give my life up for you all..You are my life, If you guys was not here i don't know were i would be... You guys make me whole, Everyday i wake up... I think to myself.... Look at what i get to wake up to, These 3 wounderful babies... I go to bed happy..I wake up happy... Not a second goes by i don't think how bless i'am to have you all in my life.. God gave me something i will never take for granted, because he can always take it away... When i see u guys play, when i see you guys smile, when i hear you guys sing to me, it lights up my world...You guys are the best.. It can not be no better, it can not get nor come no better. To my babies... I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
My Poem
If i could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you.. And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If i could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If i could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all of these things i'm finding Are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what i know best, A friend who is always there....
Cursed Phone...
    Molded and activated in an Unknown Nether Hell occupied by small animals and a nameless creature that looks remarkably like Neil Diamond with a crew cut that is an unusual shade of orange.    I am writing this in utter exasperation.  My Cell Phone Holster has proven to be a rather weak and flawed excuse for a holster, and my phone which broke mysteriously and for no reason that could be explained to me by the technician at Verizon and was then replaced, has now gone missing.  I am thus cut off from my woman, Heather, and from my family and office.  I have no complaints with the service the phone provides... However I am growing increasingly of the belief that the Blackberry Storm is cursed.      Yes... my blackberry is cursed.  I know this because when I was separated from it during my work day, I developed a severe headache and my neck was sore.  This lasted thru-out the day and I was increasingly stressed out.  By the time I got home around 10:30p friday night my phone had been m
My Rubber Ducky Song..lol
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,You make bath time lots of fun,Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you; (woh woh bee doh) Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,When I squeeze you, you make noise!Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true! (doo doo doo doooo, doo doo) CHORUS: Every day when IMake my way to the tubbyI find a little fella who'sCute and yellow and chubby (rub-a-dub-dubby!) Rubber Ducky, you're so fineAnd I'm lucky that you're mineRubber ducky, I'm awefully fond of you. (repeat chorus) Rubber Ducky, you're so fineAnd I'm lucky that you're mineRubber ducky, I'm awefully fond of...Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of...Rubber ducky, I'm awefully fond of you! (doo doo, be doo.)
Here"s To U {girls}
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend,one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute.Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through the great stage with no f
It Finally Happened...
after being whored out by ninjystars i got hit up by a lounge...  fuck and here i have been off their radar for the last 6 months...  but at least i got to have a little fun with it... ->NaughtyGir...: get back to me when they do till then i have no interest standing around pretending i'm having a blast when you can't even have a decent conversation... i can do that at a bar just fine NaughtyGir...: not yet ->NaughtyGir...: naughty girls on cam showing their bits? NaughtyGir...: and naughty girls lol NaughtyGir...: um no just good ppl -> NaughtyGir...: are there whores there? NaughtyGir...: sure the more the merrier ->NaughtyGir...: is this one of those things i am gonna need lube for? - >NaughtyGir...: what kind of party? should i bring a friend? NaughtyGir...: http:... come and party
Judgement
Ya know, I hate being judged by people that don't know me and know nothing about me or what I've gone through in my life.  Seriously...so, I'm just going to blurt out a bunch of crap that is in my head now and get it off my chest.  I'm sick, I'm cranky, and I've had about 5 people today tell me somthing or say something to me that had made me feel even more like crap than I did before...I've been hurt so badly in my past that I don't give my trust to anyone anymore.  You have to EARN it!  This is in ANY kind of relationship.  The only people I truly trust are those who have never betrayed me in my past and I've known for most of my life.  I have very few "newer friends" that I trust like this, but yes, they do exist.  I would love to be carefree and trust the way I used to, but there is this little part of me that won't let me.  Prove to me that you're not playing me for an idiot, and I'll trust you.  It's not hard.  If you can't understand that, then not my problem.  You aren't the ty
Disgusted!!
You know what really just pisses me off and gets under my skin?!..Is the people in the place I live have the courage to murder a man that has fought for their freedom. This man of honor was murdered and stuffed in his own trunk! It disgust me that someone could actually do that to him, or anyone at that matter. The man was a fighter for this country, the land of the free. The land that should be safe for all of us to live in. No one deserves such a death, especially the people that are trying to save this country! I honestly hope they catch this so called "man" that did this. To me he's not a "man" at all, he's a coward! For him to have the luxury of living another day, not behind bars, with the ability to his family or friends is a disgrace to me! For any man or women to come home to a place they love, a place they call home, and get murdered on the streets they protect is just totally out of respect for any part of the military, and out of respect for this country! I'm just totally D
A Busy Afternoon
So, I got up today, did a few things that needed to be done around the house and then did something I've never done the entire time I've lived at this house. I looked up directions online and then went for a long walk. I ended up picking up a bunch of applications and finding out where to look for more online. The local mall is a lot closer than I thought it was. During the course of my walk, there were a few sun showers. I also passed a wooded area near the local school that I might have to look at later. I've been wishing there was a more natural area close by and the parks are all further away than I would like them to be given that I don't drive yet. I ended my trip at the nearest Barnes and Noble, bought myself a treat as a reward for all that walking, and spent a bit of time relaxing and filling out some applications. Afterwards, I came back to the house. So it was a busy, but productive afternoon. Unfortunately, it also demonstrated just how out of shape I am. I definitely ne
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Unfuckingbelievable
I received the following e-mail this afternoon.  In sales - this is the dating equivalent of 'I like you, but fucked a guy who was an asshole  and treated me shitty' Alan, Look, thank you so much for sending over the info re: the 2010 Focus. It is because of you and your extreme patience and help that I was able to finally make a decision.   I did buy a new 2010 Focus in August. The incentive for me was that a friend of mine bought my 2001 focus for her daughter who really needed a car fast. With that done, I bought the 2010...first time that has ever happened that I am driving a car this new.   Alan, I will tell you this. I really wanted to buy a car from you. You treated me with respect and you are a true gentleman. I can not say this about my other experiences at car dealers. My husband and I will keep you in mind for the future and I will recommend you to my friends and family.   In the end, your "calm, professor type" salesmanship helped me with my decision and I have y
Stupid Encounter #21 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
->Southie: Then I can email it to your girlfriend! ->Southie: oh you want me to ok hold on Southie: u didnt post about the nudes u do for trade in your blog, should i post that Southie: that make it any different ? = Southie: she is bi ->Southie: dont tell me sorry tell her sorry Southie: sorry =( Southie: lol ->Southie: you got a gf... and your asking me for my yahoo and telling me im hott if I were your gf I woulda shot you threw a pillow Southie: u got yahoo Southie: u got very nice legs Southie: ty, i would but my gf would get pissed off lol ->Southie: ty Southie: u r very hot tho ->Southie: I know lol Southie: oi c lol sorry, u just dont seem like u would have nudes ->Southie: im always real ->Southie: yes their of me Southie: i guess they arent of u huh lol Southie: u dont seem like the type to do nudes
No Regret
Look in to the mirrorWhat’s looking back is not meMy lifeless eyes look helplessMy skin devoid of blushI’ve cried the tears that I canMy life’s no longer mineDo with it what you willFor I’m devoid of timeFear has a new meaningSome said I am braveTo be brave u must choose your pathAnd this path has chose meSo I am not brave or courageousI am simply still just meScraping round in the darknessFor a hint of hope and faithBut should my life end tomorrowI shall not feel regretIt all happens for a reasonThough I do not know it yet
Apology
"We've managed to muddle through the awkward stages of 'I like you and you like me' and when we both said yes, life became a multiple choice test. Not knowning anything, we became each other's best guess and holding your hand is less like exploration and more like discovery.... I don't have to study you to be sure, you're the choice I made before I knew what the other choices were." From "Apology" by Shane Koyczan
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Woooooooohooooooo
(use my body to keep you alive)yeahmy durango, number 95take me to the home kickboots and ultra livesee heaven flash a horrorshowknock it nice and smoothstep back and watch it flow. yeah!never gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopyeah!the devil, ride a dinosaurhe paint the monster redso the blood don'tstain the floor!in and outreal savage showsorry as a shotcame sicknesswatch it flow. yeah!!!never gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopScream if you want itCause I want moreScream if you want itCause I want moreyeahmy durango, number 95take me to the home kickboots and ultra livesee heaven flash a horrorshowknock it nice and smoothstep back and watch it flow. yeah!never gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna stopnever gonna stop menever gonna
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Lets101 Quizzes - Fun Quiz
Skitter
Sat beneath the oak tree dreaming once again,Thoughts are oh so fleeting, like little drops of rain,Try to find significance, skitter round my brain.Just coming and going as I sit crying in the rain,I feel the tree behind me, calming soothing meTaking excess energy, so I can focus on just being me.
My Roku Box
So just wanted to share this worthless piece of info with you.   10.00 a month to netflix. 100.00 for a roku box.     All the free on demand movies you can think of.   That is all.
Hell Yeah This Rocks
Well its midnight, damn rightWe’re wound up too tightI gotta fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit meOooooThat shit makes me bat shit crazyWe got not fear no doubt all in balls outWere going out tonight (hey)To kick out every light (hey)Take anything we want (hey)Take everything in sight (hey)Were goin’ til the world stops turningWhile we burn it to the ground at nightWere screamin’ like demonsSwingin’ from the ceilingI gotta fistful of fiftiesTequila just hit meOooooWe got no class, no tasteNo shirt and shit facedWe got them lined upShot down firing back straight Crown[Burn It To The Ground Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]Were going out tonight (hey)To kick out every light (hey)Take anything we want (hey)Take everything in sight (hey)Were goin til the world stops turningWhile we burn it to the ground at nightTickin’ like a time bombDrinkin’ til the nights goneGet your hands off of this glassLast call my assNo chain no lock and this train
Eww
My god there are some horribly ugly people on this site. Ya know the type that catches you off guard when you come across their page. They're so nasty that you gotta take another look just to make sure you're seeing it right.  I'm not saying i'm anything special by any means, but there's those ones that make you wonder why they would even post that picture on the internet, for no one could find that remotely appealing...  I have come across a few of the ugliest women i have ever seen on this site. Not only are alot of them morbidly obese, but there's a few with faces that not even a mother could love.  Speaking of morbidly obese, the thing that drives me nuts on here is the fat chicks and their pictures.  You know she's a cow when she doesn't have a pic of her body and posts like 5 fucking pages of pics of her face from every possible angle and lighting combination imaginable.  Though i suppose that's better than a pic of her in a bikini with her rolls hanging out, which i've seen plen
Torn
Broken, pulled apart, pieces,Torn from the thing that’s called myself.I look about, scattered, all I see is me.Pulled in too many directions,Scarred from the past,Scared of my future,Taunted by possibilities of what can never be.I shower, eat, cry and sleep,Burry myself deep beneath A cold exterior where no-one can reach...
Micheal Jackson
Uqqhh... sooo...heres what I think Okay so while the quy was alive nobody qave a rats ass about the fact that he clearly had a fckinq problem. He abused prescription medicines, he was millions of dollars in debt.No one cared ; readinq more and more about him, no one cared to help him. All the people around him, enabled him. Buhh thats besides the point.. WHY is it, when someone dies they become this heroic, great person!? --When in reality, they weren't.
My Story
encase of someone of are asking why i re posted this it was because i change a few things and really took the time to really re do everything that has happen to me in my past to let it go also giving you a little insight to me as a person.let me start this out by saying iam not looking for someone to pity me or feel sorry for me i don't need my ego stroke come to think of it i don't got one but anyways.iam use to rejection after all my mother rejected me and i feel my father did too and the worst thing is i don't no way nor do i care any moremy father grew up with his dad but his dad never show him affection and me and him act way to much a like if you put us together in a room alone we would more then likely kill one another in fact i took my sword to him once before and mind you the man is 6ft6 iam not really sure on how much he weights tho and he is buff just go to show you i don't back down from no one.as for my mother like i said she rejected me when i was born she was 16 when she
Long Distance Relationships
i was readingsomeone blog asking this subjectDo long distance relationships ever work? I mean really do they?------------------------------------------and this is what i saidyes they do but they are something you have to really dedicate you and the other person to really make sure there is something there try and make time for them either by talking on here or on the phone or some other way of communication and be honesty with one another and be understanding with one another even if they have kids you have to rember they come first before anything else like i have always said before it can work but so many people don't want to put up any kind of effort into things at all
Update To Trust No One
i thought I'd been through a lot of shit with my friends, but nothing the likes of this.  Those of you who read this should know that my bff Zoey is writing this blog on my behalf. I asked her to.  There are two pics in my pictures of my exroommate Ben, who our family invited into our home and our trusted family circle.  I will never know why but one night he just decided to take our lives and rip us apart with ONE phone call..... .. .. You see, Ben wasn't man enough to fight his own fight maturely.  Zoey was talking to Ben calmly about a matter and Ben lunged at Zoey.  I thought he might try to hurt her, so I defended her.  She broke it up before any kind of a fight broke out, but Ben decided he would do everything he could to hurt us.  He called the cops on me and had me arrested, and I have been in jail for almost 5 weeks now. .... .. .. People....be careful about who you allow into your haven from the world....your home.  You can think you know someone, but they can turn on you
Older Or Younger
people make excuse's alot of the time when it come to either gender or age you can't help who you are attracted too they either think there family will disown them or there friends well turn there back i see it like this if your family or friends cant understand then they dont need to be in your life if they make alot of issues about the matter at hand specially when it come to age range just because your either younger at the age of 18 or older does not make them any less of a person or for you not to be attracted to them i see no problem in age at all its all about how they treat you and if they know when it is ok to be immature and to be mature about the matters at hand and there personality not there looks but whats in there heart
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A Blog From Me - Been A While
Well - its been almost a week since I sat down and got a few words down in here. Its been a week filled with a lot of stuff.  Good days and not so good days. Had fun together with my Wingman ( woman ) Extraordinair DjDoc!  You should get to know her.  She keep getting me into some sort of trouble.  All good though!  We have been rocking fu with autos and bombs.  Even made sure we got helmets on.  We are 2 outta the *RatPack *- need to get that in as a Club of some sort...nutty we are - of this I am sure.  Anyways - she is a star!  Go see her and rater her  a LOT!  She deserves it!!  Make sure you bling her also!  Other than that....well . we are up to no good  - again!  Make sure you keep at least ONE eye on our statuses.  She has made me laugh so hard I have been crying. My birthday is slowly getting closer and thats the day I do as I want! You will notice...lol....remember october 9th...  It will be some stuff going on then,  Lift our eyes and pay attention  Now - weather has chan
My New Life
Some times life can be a journey well worth. You give up things to gain things. I recently did and know that down the road some day it will pay off. What ever don't kill you makes you that much stronger. Just had to share that here and hope it brings encouragement to all those who think just because some one takes something away doesn't mean you have to fight for it right away, sometimes you have to give things up and gain them later when you are stronger or in a better position to have what you once had.
Randomly Stuck In My Head
I really hate being a soldier. It seems like the biggest waste of potential I can imagine. It is training to die. Training to react violently to anything you can't easily identify. Training to hate.  They put it in pretty little powerpoint slides, and tell you it's okay, because "they" decided you were attacking the "enemy." They tell you that all you need is them, and they will take care of you. THEY are full of shit.  They are the hopelessly lost little boys an girls who never had to fit into the real world. They are the terrified of anything new and different. They are the cancer eating at the back of my every waking moment.  I am hated by many people. I am hated by those we are fighting, a good portion of those we fight for, and by nearly all of those who refuse to fight at all. I am criticized as a statistic. I am judged as a nameless face in a vast crowd. And I am tired beyond measuring. I have lost so much. And I will never get any of it back. I have lost three years with a
I Post. You Decide.
Congress Eliminates Student Loan Program The US House of Representatives passed the Student Aid and Fiscal Responsibility Act of 2009 (SAFRA) on September 17, 2009 by a party-line vote of 253 to 171. This legislation eliminates the federally-guaranteed student loan program and replaces it with 100% direct lending from the federal government. [This and the below article from NewsMax freaks me out … just a little.  Our “elected” government knows it’s taxing us to death and they’re OK with it.  – David] Treasury Memo: Cap and Trade Would Devastate U.S. Industrial Base Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:11 PM By: John Rossomando     President Obama's cap-and-trade plan could deliver several blows to the U.S. economy, according to a Treasury Department memo that one observer described as "damning." The country could lose 1 percent of its gross domestic product, face accelerated outsourcing of manufacturing jobs, and experience energy rationing if cap and
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Naughtiness App. Meow
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN.........1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?
Crap
Ugh, so I have a coworker who is being a complete ass to me. We go back n forth with little  insults, and he is a TOTAL ass to me even when I try to be nice. Its gettin really old; I think he hates me for no apparent reason.
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A Gift Vip For Me
I love taking pictures of nature and the outdoors. I am legally blind and theway I can see what is around me is by taking pictures and than taking the disks home and putting the on my computer. I love showing off my pictures and within the next couple months I will be making a book of the pictures that I have taken. I would love to post them for you. Can someone buy me a gift VIP so I can post them? Someone please help me b giving me a VIP. thank you
Government Rantish
So I had to pause momentarily from re-rating people to to write a blog because I'm one of those people that gets something on their mind and they have to spill. It's not a rant per se, but maybe it could be considered one. As I'm rating, I see amoung the tickers (which all are begging for rates instead of bling now which amuses me) a blue link that says "Obama to world: Don't expect America to fix it all" This really caught my attention because it's something I'ved bitched about to friends, people, in debates for years. I don't agree with the war. I don't support the war. I never supported the Bush administration the 8 years he was in office. EVER. I was very, very active in politics growing up, especially my senior year in high school when Bush was running against John Kerry. I was fortunate enough to have met both of them, and speak to both of them. George Bush was a very nice, kind man by all means. But I've got two fingers and a pan to hit everyone over the head who voted for him
Strangers
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Waiting For The Shoe To Drop
Some time ago,  thing were not going well for me and the family. We were scared of losing our home due to lack of money and hubby being on the work share BS at work. My oldest lost his job and had to go on UI, which was a blessing, as he helped keep us a float. Then my youngest boy recieved his disabilty pension and is helping us to. Yesterday hubby called me on his way home from work to tell me that my oldest Derek had a job were he worked.  Its only casual but its a start and he would I think make more then he is on UI. Soooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things are now looking up, still tense around here.  And I am left now holding up the fort, trying to make sure the house is clean etc etc. How ever back in the reses of my mind, I cant help think, this is going along a bit fantastic,  when is that bloody shoe gonna drop Reason I say this is simple.  Just when things start to go well, that dam shoe drops and things go down hill fast. I try to not think that way however as long
Blurred
i can't think straight my outlook is to crookedtry to straighten things out but bad visions to vividclose my eyes for to long end up with a nightmareeyes open or closed can't escape thoughts everywhereanywhere i go, everything i see, always follows meevil calls out to me, curiosity makes me wanna seeso i run towards it like pain and danger don't bother meend up hurt with scars so deep it looks like the parted red seadearly depart me, so i can say hello to my dearly departedmy apologies to the loved ones for all the shit that i starteda steady stream of liquid from your eyes, cus of my demiseresurection is a mutha though unless all i heard were lieswhen i arise please let me keep all my memories intactso when i get back i don't make the same mistakes... in factgive me the chance to enter the lives of those i left againmake em forget all about the old me, wonder if i canhold grudges with those that moved on, what an evil plantold you i was sick, but scrap that i'm not an evil manjust som
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Jenatalia Would Love This Guy!!!
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When Is A Tax Increase Not A Tax Increase
President Obama sparred with ABC's George Stephanopoulos over what constitutes a tax. From ABC News' Jake Tapper President Obama and George Stephanopoulos got into a somewhat contentious back and forth yesterday about whether or not the penalty for those who do not abide by the individual mandate in the health care reform bill offered by Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont., constitutes a tax.You can watch their exchange HERE. "Under this mandate, the government is forcing people to spend money, fining you if you don’t," Stephanopoulos said. "How is that not a tax?""Well, hold on a second, George," said the president. "Here -- here's what's happening.  You and I are both paying $900, on average -- our families -- in higher premiums because of uncompensated care.  Now what I've said is that if you can't afford health insurance, you certainly shouldn't be punished for that.  That's just piling on. If, on the other hand, we're giving tax credits, we've set up an exchange, you are now part of
Just Wamna Give Up
Well today is one of those days I just wanna give up and not vare. I"m sick of feeling like in i'm this by myself. I"m not sure why  nobody seems to care how recent events effect me. I have what I hope to be the one great love I'm supposed tospend the rest of my life trying to keep. HE's everything I could want most days and well everything I don't on others. We have an amazing family but he had to leave us for awhile for stupid work and nows when the questions begin. I'm always been sure of our future and out lives together but  i"m not so sure now. Can someone that always liked to run around and sleep around really be happy with someone like me? Can the trust and faith  that I"ve always had be enough to hld us together while we're apart.  I know that somewhere in some ways  he would never hurt us but  things just aren't right and i"m not sure what to do anymore. well I'm goin on and on about me ad mycraziness so for now i'll say farwell and I hope everyone keeps smiling and  and enjo
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What the fuck do i do i ain't never knew or never know. To at my neck i'm just a pissed off wreck. That i'll dialect i'm an intellect wreckin crackin backs. Break you off with little somethin. Try & come & get in my way best yourself to stay the fuck away. I ain't afraid to play so watch what the fuck you say leavin you off at dismay. Cuz i don't fuckin play. Fuck everyone fuck this life fuck everyone fuck everyone fuck this life cuz i'm fed Up There ain't nothin more World i'm livin in feels like a nightmare. I don't get why the fuck i'm am i here. Why the fuck i was in the 1st place livin in this world of distaste fuck you yourself in your place. I ain't never thought i was anything special. Don't get why the fuck you have to hop all over & down fuckin right judge me. I'm nothin to be was never so don't think i will cuz i'm fed Up So fuckin fed up with how everything in this world is to be Quit mis fuckin judgin me. Don't ever fuckin judge me. Livin off at my life. I have
The Future Holds.......
Welp,SSDD. got a lot on my mind about the future. Im really looking forward to getting married but i dunno if we're ready yet? i think maybe theres a lot more things to know before i give my life to someone. Im not real worried. I know what i have to do and change in my future for this love to work, im just not sure if the other person is ready to make their changes in order to be with me. without worry doubt or fear. But i think its lookin pretty positive.  Sorry..i gotta be number one! lol its a rough conversation to bring up so i guess ill jus know as it comes along. I just know in my heart that I love this man with all my heart, no matter what. so what do u think? Other than that its business as usual and taking in all the fairs n festivals for the year, its fun!! my birthday is next month n im so happy about that, its been awhile since i did anything special for my birthday so u best believe this year......IM GETTIN HAMMERED DRUNK!!!! no mercy lol. after that i think i'll be good
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Lily And The Chalice - Feathers Fly
THE MYSTERIOUS PEEKABOO!!!   Ensaneti draped a silken sleeve of her black dress over the sturdy shoulder of Lily. It softly slid over the petal pusher's blue cotton blouse like an autumnal leaf released. Lily sorted through her latest collection of bits of nature's bounty. "Ye must make do, er do without, Neti. Yer fella, Rory, he be a good man an surely he will nah do anything beyond the pale - er pardon me pun -" (Ensaneti's graceful white fingers tapped the rough wood of the table while her other hand smoothed a wind blown blond curl from Lily's cheek)  "were he ta know that at times ye be a little...ummm.. well, MORE than what he knows. Tisnt yer fault, tis yer duty, and ye be at the beck an call of Angels from time to time, and ye know who THEY obey - unless they be rogue, an tis not fer us ta deal with them, just survive em." She dropped two leaves and three seeds into an ornate chalice she had traded for from a giant that was extremely unhappy. When they had first met
My Purpose On Fubar?
I just moved up here to Western Mass with my parents. I reeeally wanna meet people. Not just random hookups, you know, but people to actually hang out with in real life.
Taking A Break
ive decided to take alot of time to work on myself and stay away from here in the process. i come here everyday but it seems to serve little purpose other than to waste my time. i am taking this moment to look deep inside to see what will truly make me happy and work to achieve it. for those of you that have been nothing but a good friend, i will miss u. i will get on yahoo when i can..as i will not have internet for awhile. but when i do, those who have it and say hi i will respond. but i simply can no longer expose myself to the things that only hurt me in the long run. my happiness and the happiness of the person who means everything to me, my daughter Cassie, are what i will be focusing on. I wish you all the best of luck and all the happiness in the world. Im sure ill be back...hopefully a changed person for the better..so until then, save my seat at the bar.   Neil
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I Might Be Butthurt
On Fubar?With kids?And a Roomate?WOW you're a fkn Keeper! He forgot accused of being a cold fish, freshly divorced, barely employed, almost evicted and having more intimate relationships online than in person. Why do I let him get to me?  Why don't I block his dumbass?  Because what he says is essentially true.  By letting him spew his shit I prove that I can take it, right?  Or something. End of pity party.
More Info On Me-- Plz Read
OK I saw someone else do this a few weeks ago and I thought I would to just to share with my friends a little about me... 1. I am a single mommie of 3 have been single for 2 years due to a previous bad relationship have decided to really take it slow getting back into the groove... 2. I wear my heart on my sleeve therefore when people attack my character with lies YES I am hurt and yes I do get upset. (most of you know what this is referring to) 3. I am a passionate person about everything I do in life. 4. I am in Nursing school to get my RN license, I have degrees now in Marketing and business. 5. In the next 2 years I hope to have my own toy line out and a BBW night club open. 6. I am a advid Cowboys fan watch EVERY game without fail and can get VERY upset when they lose :P 7. My biggest fear is the death of one of my children 8. Second biggest fear is being alone for the rest of my life. 9. Surprising fact.. unless your just a hater 9 times out of 10 if you give me a chance
Stereotypes & Hypocrisy
I am not sure how to properly title this, but I think the wording above best describes the point I am trying to get across in this blog. This website has oodles of them, to the person with the flashy default is craving attention, to the "DJ's" Owning or running a "Lounge", and then is where I rest my head, the mumms. Now the running consensus of the mumms is just cut and dry, no frills opinions which dislikes the stereotypes of this website. I have been hanging in the community for a while, but then again, by this behavior by insulting other fubar stereotypes and claiming not to be a sheep, I feel like the forum has succeeded in creating a stereotype of it's own.  Here is where the hypocrisy part comes in. I feel like yet again, the mumm community has become another huge popularity contest. I notice this in mumm comments that I have left. They go unresponded, but I notice a few posts up, someone else says the same exact thing or makes the same exact point I did 5 minutes ago, and tha
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Random Thoughts I Guess.
This is a little more than just some random thoughts now that i think about it. Okay so it's a little something like this. I work at tattoo dreams in bridge city texas. No i don't tattoo or pierce as of yet but you have to start somwhere. Now more recent things going on with me. I just recently started talking with a friend that i had went to school with through school i sorta liked her but when i had someone she didn't and when she had someone i din't always a nice fuck up for plans huh. So now due to a most uncool event between her her now ex fiance she and i have began talking. Im glad things went bad with her and the ex because he is a liar and cheater. This worked out for her bennefit and mine. We are just taking things slow and seeing where this goes but I have a good feeling about this. She and I both want a relationship but im glad she wants to take it slow. I have to show her that not all of us men are lying , cheating pieces of sh*t. Time to show someone what it's like to b
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First Fubar Blog
I admit it, I have no idea what I am doing here??? I signed up from an ad on Yuwie just for grins, poked around for a while and set a few things up, but now I'm lost so I just wander around looking at all the hotties, which is not painful at all. I have lots of time online since I'm retired with nowhere to go and all day to get there, so I will just be patient and see what happens. It's been 40 years since I was on the bar scene, but it's all coming back. See you all on Fubar!  
Pedophiles
I probably shouldn't be blogging while I'm shaken up and angry, but something I saw on here this morning really got to  me.  Normally things on the internet don't get to be. I just laugh it off and consider people are stupid.  However, gross stupidity such as standing up for a convicted pedophile is too much for me to stomach.   I try to keep my past in my past and I don't play the "I'm a victim" card because that just isn't me.  There was a mumm posted about pedophiles on here.  I came across it this morning and had to read some of the comments.  The first comment I saw was from a female defending her best friend who is a pedophile.  That set  me off because in my experience, pedophiles don't change.  Unless they are changing victims.  This female went on to say how she wouldn't have a problem leaving her child with a pedophile.  I sincerely hope she grows the fuck up and realizes  the danger she would put her children in.  Not everyone that is raped or a survivor of molestation has
Some Things I Have Learned
Some things I have learned in Life. Live each day to the fullest. I had a friend named Devin who was am incredible human being. He had been hit by a car when he was 5 or 6. Doctors didn't give him until his 7th birthday, but he surpassed that and died when he was 22. Every day that man had a smile on his face. He worked hard through disabilities and his body attacking him because he wanted to graduate high school. He and I both worked 50 hours a week my senior year and would walk the two miles home and talk outside in rom of our apartments until 1am. When he moved back to Anderson, we lost touch somewhat. We still talked on eth phone, but not liek what we use to. One christmas, my moteh cam e into town and we planned dinner, devin came in town and I begged him to come with us. For a christmas presant I was taking mom to get portraits done and after taking 16 pictures I convinced Devin to sit in with me the last four. teh first three he didn't smile, but a little joking and little of t
Flying Spell
pon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe andCalling unto the Gods... I. Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone) II. Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents III. Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of Travel to Comprhende Thee... IV. Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills V. SPEAKE THE WORDS OF POWER: VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX VI. Two weeks hence, take ye under New Moon to Clearing of the Travel VII. Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the Towers of the North, East, South and West and Present to them the holy scroll of the High Priestess: TICKET VIII. Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its "Ever Alert" guardians of Thy Safety (But not Thy Rights) IX. Wait Until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows X. When your Gryphon of Metal arriveth (and, ha, craven fool, it arriveth not when ye expect but only upon the winged beast's good and f
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(Tune: I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy) I'm a Wiccan-Shaman-Druid, I am new age through and through. Decked in crystals from my head to toe, With feathers and pyramids, too. My spirit-guide is from Atlantis. He's a Zen-Aztec guru. Come and spend the weekend with us, For two thousand dollars You'll be a Wiccan-Shaman too. I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking. I channel Ashley Montague. In a former life I was a gypsy clerk, Bull fighter, and troubadour, too. I know five Illuminati, They're a strange and motley crew. There's a priest from ancient China, He lives in my basement. He is an Elvis-Viking too. My coven is part Rosicrucian, Mixed with some Theosophy. Add in some stuff from the Golden Dawn, `Cause Crowley's just all right with me. I've got twelve initiations, I've seen all there is too see. And watch out for those strange Co-Mason-Santaria-Druids, They'll cement your chickens to a tree. I've got a pipe ceremony, Adapted from the O.T.O. I use a sweatlodge for my Beltane rites, The Maypole is j
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Thought For The Day 9/23/09
Thought for the Day 9/23/09 Its been awhile, so I wanted to start out by saying hello again, if you missed my blogs guess what, I m back to writing again. Need to put my words somewhere and if you're reading this, hey leave a comment kudo or something say hey...The thought:-------------------------Learn something new everyday whether it be for work around the house cooking, out in the yard, out somewhere else. You can never know too much even though you already think you know it all.My life:-------------------------My life as is, complicated to say the least. I find myself attached to that mobile pda I call a phone, and always looking for a better laptop. You can never have too many friends or too many ppl who you love and love you back. Thats a true friend anyway right, someone you'd do anything for if they asked unless ya really knew em....or sometimes even when ya do.
Alone
FROM childhood's hour I have not been As others were — I have not seen As others saw — I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I lov'd, I lov'd alone. Then — in my childhood — in the dawn Of a most stormy life — was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold — From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by — From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.
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I have been through 4 pages an still not done, however I'd be grateful if ya'll were to rerate me as well.. I'll finish up with ya'll when I get more time...   *Much love from your friend Jaime*
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People in a healthy relationship encourage each other to become all that they are capable of becoming. Individual growth is vital for growth as a couple. Although each person desires the other, each can survive without the other. The two people are equal in the relationship. In a marriage the husband and wife are equal but different. A confusing and often contreversal concept, but true. Each person in the relationship has a truly separate identity; they each give and receive without losing their separateness. They also allow the other person to have friends and to do things with their friends separate from them. Each person assumes responsibility for his or her own level of happiness and refrains from blaming the other if he or she is unhappy. Two way communication is vital. The two people In the relationship are able to have fun and play together; they enjoy doing things with each ot
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Pop Veterans Chas And Dave Split
"Music veterans Chas and Dave have split after 35 years together, their agent has announced. The duo recorded well known tunes such as Rabbit, The Sideboard Song and Snooker Loopy. Bassist and singer Dave Peacock is to retire from the music business following the death of his wife Sue from lung cancer in July. Pianist Chas Hodges said he will honour their touring commitments under the new name of Chas And His Band. " Source : BBC Online
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Till Niteflirt Is Up, Call Me Here For Phone Sessions
Okay, I'm tired of waiting... Since NiteFlirt is down still, I'm now available phone sessions at this number 1-866-646-2428   extension  13069. When NiteFlirt is back up, I will return to using NiteFlirt for My distance training, chats and consulting curious novices around the globe via phone and cam sessions. You can't keep a Texas girl down!!!, Mistress Genevieve p.s. Speaking of Texas... I will be in Austin and accepting select appointments between October 8th to 12th.  The prodigal Domme has been gone to goddamn long!!
Till Niteflirt Is Up, Call Me Here For Phone Sessions
Okay, I'm tired of waiting... Since NiteFlirt is down still, I'm now available phone sessions at this number 1-866-646-2428   extension  13069. When NiteFlirt is back up, I will return to using NiteFlirt for My distance training, chats and consulting curious novices around the globe via phone and cam sessions. You can't keep a Texas girl down!!!, Mistress Genevieve p.s. Speaking of Texas... I will be in Austin and accepting select appointments between October 8th to 12th.  The prodigal Domme has been gone to goddamn long!!
Recent Mumm I Read
What advice should I give about a possible pedofile? http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=575306   To those people afraid of a real question, what is your problem? This person had a legitimate question. So it is not what color should I dye my hair or which tattoo should I get, knowing full well these people are just point whores. Is it so hard to face facts, shit like this happens. As a survivor of molestation I wish someone would have put this question to the public when it was happening to me. Maybe it would have stopped sooner. As the child in question is only 3 yrs old maybe the memories won't haunt them. This is not the child's fault nor is it the questioners fault. Why chastise someone for not knowing if they did the right thing in such a difficult situation. This is something nobody wants to get involved in. I give this person applause for not turning a blind eye to this situation.
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If I yell... From across the smoke filled room.. Will you take me home... treat me like any other... Take me away for a minute or two... Show me what its all about for a little while... Act like you care... Until the sun comes up? If I talk... From across the table... Will you bring me here again... Treat me like any other... Take me away for an hour or two.... Show me how passionate you might be.... Act like you care... Until your friends come over... If I whisper.. From the side of your pillow... Will you bring me here again... Treat me like any other.. For a day or two.. Show me how passionate I am... Act like you care... Until your family stays for dinner... If I breathe.. From my soul to yours... Will you bring me here again... Treat me like no other... Show me so much more... Act like you will always care... Until I breathe no more.
Not Ordinary
Me.... what a wonderful word Me... I seem to always want to use You... Or maybe you want to use Me... that is all I am Me... I think sometimes I am a part of You... Or maybe you are a part of Me... Desperately wanting a moment with You... Or maybe you are desperately wanting a moment with Me... wishing I had one more chance at the certain something You.. Or maybe you are wishing for one more chance with Me... not able to make everything okay with You.. Or maybe you cant make everything okay for Me... what a wonderful word.  
Let Anyone See
So apparently, someone is giving my phone number out to people. Well, all I have to say to that is LMFAOOOOOOO, if you honestly think I care who has my number, why would I put it in a blog, or better yet, my status.   I bet I know who it is, and hey, cock knocker, you aren't pissing me off. You can't piss me off. You are pathetic. I may be in a bad place right now, but people are there for me, (thank you by the way), and I have NEVER let anything someone attempts to do to piss me off, get to me. If someone TRIES to upset me, it never works in their favour. I see right through it all and it makes me laugh that you got THAT upset to where you have to stoop to something like this.   So, in conclusion, thank you for giving my number out, I have unlimited everything so the barrage of texts doesn't bother me. I know how to ignore or answer them. I am a big girl, I can handle my own.   Good luck with your little game.
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9/21 &22/2009
First thing first... explanation on why this is a two day blog. I got off of work and called my friend laura.. she was having a really REALLY bad night with her depression and was HIGHLY drunk... she said she needed me.. so off i went. I was with her (awake) until 10am- we had to go get her 3 year old from his dads and we kinda hung out at my house all day so Laura would have help... basically we stayed in my room on my bed and napped (she passed out from exhaustion) me and evan watched cartoons and he munched on pretzels goldfish and carrots all day.. happy as all get out... Laura woke up at 4pm... i passed out.. i had been dozing and fell asleep with evan for a little while... but they left and i passed out hard... woke up about 2 hours ago and hadn't eaten anything at all.. so i ate eggs and hashbrowns... so.. that is where the blog is.. now.. i am going to do both but not in the way you would think...  no meal plan posted because i don't feel like trying to figure out two.. just
Insanity Work Out Program
Okay I have been looking for a workout program that will help me tone without putting on bulk. I'm Scottish so I don't have a delicate frame and the wrong kind of workout can leave me looking kinda butch. Saw this and it looks promising. Its pure cardio done in long intervals rather then the conventional lots of reps with small sprint periods. Sounds like the perfect workout for a masochist hehe. You dont have to buy any equipment you use your own body weight as resistance. I am in the middle of a move so cant start it now and be faithful so I am going to start in December. Anyway I'll keep you posted on how it goes. Cheers!
You May Be A Moron
I am disturbed. I am perturbed. I am frustrated. I am exhausted. I am angry. I am fed up. I am definitely a FRAYED NOT!   If your first contact with me on this site is to ask me for nude photos, you will be blocked. If you ask me repeatedly for more nude photos then I have posted, you will be blocked. If you tell me I am the only woman you talk to like that and I see a similar comment to another woman like those you leave me, you will be blocked. If you piss me off for any reason, you will be blocked. If you are masturbating or looking to be masturbating and don't know what my sexual preferences are, I will copy and paste your text in your comment section and then you will be blocked. If you know nothing about me, you won't be blocked. But  I may ignore you completely. If you tell me you want my yahoo, and I am receiving mass messages from your yahoo account saying you are cleaning out your lists, you deserve to be blocked because you are stupid.   *Because I control th
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Please Donate To Save My Cats Life.
    My Cat is sick. He wont eat, he wont use the litter box, and we dont have money for a vet. Dan lost his job at the factory, so we're pretty much up shits creek until we find new jobs. But i will not let my cat die becuase of this, so i am asking for help. As much as i dont like asking for money, i need some to make my baby well. He's 5 yrs old, and has never been away from me for more then a week at a time. I love that furry blob of black. So if you know what it's like to lose a family member...a pet..please give as much as you feel is right. We all would appricate it!
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The Rose
 Some say love it is a river,that drowns the tender reed.                    Some say love it is a razor,That leaves your soul to bleed. some say love it is a hunger,an endless aching need... i say love it is a flower....and you its only seed. its the heart afraid of breaking..that never learns to dance.  its the dream..afraid of waking that never takes the chance. its the one who wont be taken,whoo cannot seem to give..  its the soul afraid of dien...that never learns to live.  and the night has been too lonely,and the road has been too long,  and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong.   just remember in the winter, far beneath the winter snow. lies the seed that with the suns love,in the spring becomes a rose.
The Type Of Thoughts Usually Kept To Myself, And Maybe For Good Reason
For those who don't know, and that's everyone, except 2 of you on this site. I am either becoming, or realizing I always was,  a buddhist, so I was feeling kinda enlightened, granted by a very un buddah like way, and thought of a different way to explain the diffrences between buddhism and christianity, kinda like buddhism for stoners I guess   like say you were in the shower, and you had to urinate, nah fuck that you had to piss now the way I understand the two, one would say I must wait, I would not want my girlfriend, wife, spouse, child,friend,stranger or myself to bathe in a toilet,,   while the other way of thinking would be more   ahhh hell it's wrong but it'll get washed away   or something to that effect, now you see why these are normally kept to myself
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This Had Me In Tears 2 Of My Favorite Boys!
Ok before I let you read this I dont get to see things like this often..becuase believe me I bust my ass tryin to make everyone around me happy and wow this proves to me It sometime does work... Playinhard aka Aaron my fiance and Ice aka william my newest and wow beautiful more than great friend a bestfriend now ...the thing Is Ice use to be one of my biggest haters and in 3 days now one of my bestfriend ..Is all it took was talkin to one another and it worked ...But I caught this convo In my mans SB between him and Ice...I love you boys truly and my MFKN BFF Cruser Thos 3 are my boys Id do anything for any of them! ....playinhard is the one with arrows by his convo Ice doesnt have arrows by his pieces of the convo -> =PlayinHard Read Convo from bottom up ya'll know how a sb works ;) ->♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: yes she is♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: she is absolutely amazing->♆MFKN☠ ♠ Ì...: she is that way lmfao got to love her for that she is always
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Madness @ Work
I was at work busy as shit.. All of a sudden I see this big ass dude jump out his car n fucking run into n roundhouse this man whom is 55.  Dude who hit him was early 30's and built like a brickshit house.  Sucker punching a 55 year old man WTF Is wrong with folks today. He breaks the old mans face literally his nose his eye cavity everything the whole side of his face is fucked! This big ass sob talks shit to him while he's down then jumps in his car n takes the fuck off.  Shit like this makes me want to carry my 38 to work w/o a permit. How dare a young man like that sucker punch a man in his fucking 50's .. then run ....... The 50 year old man has been in the emergency room since 7 pm tonight with a broken face.. I hope this piece of hangs that is absolutely unexcusable.  How dare you jump on someone who is old enough to be your father! The fucking world has gone to hell in a handbasket and there is not looking back! Shit like this blows my fucking mind!
Life Is Going To Be Hell
Wow, a lot has gone on in the last 24 hours. . . I started my Networking Tech (Net+) training on Monday, September 21, 2009, which went pretty well. Sure it may have gone better if I could have counted, 4 never comes after 1, what was I thinking? Today, Tuesday, September 22, 2009, I was told that my sister, brother-in-law, and niece are moving in, due to the fact that they are losing their house. I don't think I am going to be able to do this. A lot of things are going to have to change, with me, like. . . No more walking around in my towel after my shower. No more fully clean clothes, thanks to the fact that they have a dog! (I am not a dog person, I'm not a pet person!) No more thinking that I can be on whatever site I want, even if I am in my bedroom, due to the fact that my niece thinks she can come in whenever she wants. No more having my own clothes. My sister thinks that my clothes can be worn by her whenever without asking.
Jake Update
Well My puppy Jake MUST be feeling better cause he just dragged me out of my chair by my hoodie strings to tuck his silly ass into bed! lol
Life.......
I thought we live for ever to do all the things we want to do.  Experience everything and leave w/o regrets.  The fact is that we do not and the smartest are those who learn at time w/o experience but by watching and listing to others.  So say what you have to, do what ever you need to and do so w/o regrets...........
Blut Royale
(lyrics by A. La Plegua) come hear the voices in my headthey say you wanna hurt me and they want you deadits scraping the bottom of the barrel of lifethere's a million different voices and theyre synchronizedinto one real army that will kill you allinjecting mybrain with adrenalinethey're marching, they're screamingthey wanna get outthey are armed to the teeth...It's the blut royaleit's the blut royale..Come hear the voices in my headthey say you wanna hurt me and they want you deadcome hear the voices in my head..THEY WANT YOU DEAD!!!IT'S THE BLUT ROYALE!!!!!!
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Oy Fu Drama Lol
Alright, got fuengaged today as many of you know and apparently I have hurt or pissed some of you off. How many times do you have to be told that I'm a fuckin flirt and a perv and that I'm not going to change? It's understood that this is fu, not real life. So tell me wtf your problem is cuz I can't figure it out. You don't complain when you see me on cam in the loung and showing off ass much boob as I can get away with but you're gonna bitch at me for getting fuengaged. That's real nice. If you know me then you know I'm a perv and a flirt and that's just the way I am. I'm not going to change for you or anybody else no matter what. And once again I'll state this simple little fact that seems to have so many people so confused.   IT'S A FUCKING WEB SITE!!!!! Really if you don't like the way I act, then don't talk to me anymore. But don't get pissed off at me over stupid shit cuz I really don't wanna hear you bitching. I'm the biggest perv and flirt you'll ever meet and I like to play
Sorry No Pic Yet
Sorry no pic yet guys and gals! All of this is a little new to me and I don't have any digital pics yet.  I promise it will be well worth the wait!  To you hot harley mammas out there let rate Jax from Sons of Anarchy! If you haven't seen the show its worth it just for the view! On the blow meter he's definately and 11
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A Perfect Tryst
  You’re gone with the sin, my darlin’… The feel of the cold handcuffs biting into her flesh excited the young jackal. As the sunlight gleamed off her black coat, she bent to his will both figuratively and literally. From the rafters, Derek had looped a noose especially for her, which now rested snugly against her elegant neck. Even her feet were bound by rope at the ankles, a few feet apart. Bent prostrate, she was the bastion of submission to her beautiful master. Chills ran along her spine in anticipation of the event. For so long now, she had imagined various exchanges between herself and the vulpine creature behind her with an eager amusement, never dreaming that perhaps one day his beautiful silver eyes would be focused upon her. Alert and curious as her ears were, she did not hear him slip behind her. With a deep chuckle, he loomed into view. Between his paws rested a particularly foreboding-looking muzzle. With a sly grin, he slipped it over her snout and b
The Firefighter Pledge
I Pledge my life,Like my Brothers before meTo fight the fires to the bestof my ability.Through my training and what I have learnedI'll use common sensenot to get burned.I'll always be alertTo hear the weakest shout,I'll work quickly and efficiently To put the fires out.Through smoke and flame I'll give my all,Like my brothers before me who did fall.And if something should go wrong,And Death should make his callI'll neither take nor place no blame,For I know I gave my all.
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Fu-fell In Love
with a girl. met...connected...continued. then...when who i was online and in real life was realized being for real haha...she let me know. i was a good idea...a nice novelty. her words i believed to be true about not caring that i wasnt some professional and status and wealth didnt mean a thing to her. then...oh lordy. after a bit i reacted to her "concern" about my emotional intensity and her asking me to tone it down. because i give a shit? i dont beat women? i dont tell them what to do? treating women as equals is a concern? no...i realized by what she said that in the long run i was going to get a free ride from being with her. haha. and im not at the same level as her...when she herself doesnt have a thing happening but professing she has it together. and im wrong because i loved her and i was hurt by being told to change especially by a person who said they would never try to change me. wanting me for me and thats it. i didnt make it up. its not some twisted rea
Selling Virtual Items In The Real World
After Blizzard had decided to provide free trial game-play accounts, World of Warcraft players noticed that there are more spam from bots advertising these services. It is said that this problem is particularly prevalent on the European realms, with gold being over 14 times more expensive to buy on US realms than their European counterparts. In May 2007 Blizzard filed a complaint against In Game Dollar LLC (trading as peons4hire) in US federal court. In February 2008, the parties filed a consent decree in which In Game Dollar agreed to refrain from using any World of Warcraft chat or communication to advertise any business or sell any services relating to World of Warcraft CD Key. As characters progress in World of Warcraft and take on some of the toughest challenges, many of the rewards received are bound to that character and cannot be traded, generating a market for the trading of accounts with well-equipped characters. The highest noted World of Warcraft account trade was for £5000
World Of Warcraft Has Come Back To China
World of Warcraft Power Leveling has been banned for a long time. After a lot of frustration, World of Warcraft is finally getting back to China, but it seems that it didn't do so without making some concessions to China's censorship. We know that when The9 was still in charge, they had to make multiple graphical edits to the game to avoid showing off exposed bones, such as altering the Forsaken models and turning player corpses into gravestones, rather than a skeleton heap.Now that NetEase is in charge, they've had to make some changes to the game as well, though perhaps not as substantial. Potentially funnier, though. According to this Chinese website, severed heads and skulls have been covered up. Literally. Item icons that would show heads or skulls in other regions of the world are now bags, chests and crates in China. This includes things like Van Cleef's Head, and even spell icons like the ones used by Ruin and Improved Corruption have been replaced by bags.It makes me curious i
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There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills. Buddha This is so true.
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At The Risk Of Sounding Like A Conspiracy Theorist...
September 22, 2009: the FDA has banned flavored cigarrettes citing the irresistable attraction to young people.   -once again the government is stepping in and telling us how to live our lives!  this is infuriating and terrifying in the same instance. it wont end with flavored cigarettes. soon itll be regular cigarettes, then flavored alcohol, then all alcohol, then any subversive behavior and/or thoughts! the bigger we allow the government to grow, the less freedoms we have and soon the United States will be a communist nation. Our forefathers are weeping.
Home Again
i cant stop my heart from breaking,as the days pass by and your not here.i feel alone with only memories,reminding me to be strong with care.everynight the tears falls down my cheeks,as we say goodnight.i stay strong knowing it would hurt you,as i tell you im alright.its a lie i know,but i would prefer to hurt then you.knowing you had enough pain and misery,to deal with without more to go through.i know the moment we touch,  your love will heal my broken heart again.like you did the day when we kissed, or when you knew i was in pain.knowing i had your wings to keep me in the clouds,is the reason i learned to fly.i dream about the day you will return home,cause that will be the day i wont have to cry.
Never Give Up!!!!
Well where do I start. My life has been kinda rocky these past 5 months not sure if i'm coming or going. Been wondering if it will ever get better but you are the only one that has control on that. Time will tell what your future holds and from what I can see my future holds alot. I have a wonderful son and a daughter in law and the bestest friend you could ever ask for that has been by my side through alot, I couldn't ask for more. My goal in life is to work hard and make it right and show what I really am all about. Never give up on anything cuz you could be missing out on alot and don't give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about might be the best thing that has ever happened. Life is what you make it only you are in control. Make the best of it cuz you only life once. Believe in yourself and you will get far, life is beautiful so live it up and enjoy it. 
The Coyotie
 I have traveled to long in the United States seeing the stars from different points in the sky to see the sun set an raise the road has been long just looking for a set of stars to call home
Lesbian Soldier
  Lesbian GI Seeks Asylum in Canada September 10, 2009 Agence France-Presse A lesbian who deserted the U.S. military has requested asylum in Canada, claiming she faced harassment and death threats from fellow Soldiers over her sexual orientation, media said Wednesday. Pvt. Bethany Smith, 21, claimed she had asked the U.S. military for a discharge after being outed by another Soldier who spotted her walking hand in hand with a woman at a mall. But she was denied because her superiors wanted to send her to Afghanistan, she told Canadian media. In deferring her case until she returned from Afghanistan, the U.S. military broke its so-called "don't ask, don't tell" policy of discharging openly gay members, she contends. A Canadian immigration panel rejected her refugee claim -- believed to be the first by a lesbian or gay American Soldier. But she appealed Tuesday to a federal court to overturn the tribunal's decision. According to reports, Smith claimed she was b
Gimme Gimme Gimme
If you’re not up to thinking or getting preached at go ahead and click the back button now.   I'm upset, distressed, frustrated and downright disheartened with the state of our nation these days.   What used to be the right to pursuit happiness has become the right for a free handout.  It’s snowballing and I don’t see any end in the near future.  Why should you work when your neighbor gets welfare, food stamps and free health insurance?   Why should you work for money when you could sue someone for selling you an undercooked hamburger?  Why should anyone care anymore?   I’m not saying that there aren’t decent, hardworking, ethical people out there, they are still the majority, but that minority is growing and growing.    Kids are growing up not knowing the value of a dollar, or of hard work, why work for what you want when you can beg, borrow, steal or hell, just put it on a credit card.   Bankruptcy used to be taboo, these days, bah,
Pain
I know that you'll tell me to go to the doctor, but I can't at this time.  I am looking for advice.   Sunday a week ago I quit smoking. I haven't cheated or anything.  Tuesday my breasts started hurting really bad.  Almost like when you're about to start your period. Only I am not due to start my period for 2 more weeks.  Every day they hurt more and more.  I was wondering if anyone else has had this problem...seriously.   Cause this shit hurts like motherfucking hell
I Am Legend
This is chronicling my whole life. I was born on 1983, on July 6th. My mother was Theresa, who was born in Ireland and migrated to Spain, then to America. There she met my father, Jose Huerta, who was born in Mexico and then migrated to America.They met and fell in love and eventually married in their early twenties in california. After 10 years of waiting for a baby they had me, my legal name is Pedro Gabriel Huerta, but it would be (for linguistic purposes) be interperted into Peter or Petey. My sister, Alexa, would follow me in 4 years.From what little I remember we moved from Hunington Park California (from where I was born) when I was four to Diamond Bar California (the town now called Walnut) when it was still in development. My father worked multiple jobs in construction and managed to get one of the first houses in one of the newly developed sites.While that meant great location, it also meant sparce interaction with other people. Since it was still in development, not alot of
Need Help??
If you need help leveling or need some rates..please let me know...after all that is what friends are for.  BUT please return the favor...either rate me or if your busy..a bling is always nice for the both of us.  One hand washes the other.  I dont mind helping..but dont take advantage of a good thing because the FU has changed a lot and not too many people like to rate anymore.   Thanks and good luck..XOXOX  Leave me a private messege and I will get back to ASAP.
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 Good day to everyone!!!!!i really don't know how to start so it's about time i tell the truth to EVERYONE!!!!! I'M SO NEW TO A-L-L OF THIS BUT i understand some things. i understand when i've left some one behind but i'll NEVER understand why people(when you've helped them through something instantly forget you,even as you still love them. i don't understand how lovr can be so great one day and non-existant the next.i'm a JEUDE'-CHRISTIAN Evangelist AND PROPHET"SENT FROM"FROM THE M-O-S-T H-I-G-H GOD"i'mliving and looking at my brother's and sisters"destorying my heart"with"instant gradification syndrome"attitude tha's so"pervasive"these days. besides racism.my brother's and sisters understand nothing nor no one except their own fantasy(or their reality).it seems that i'm no one excpt when i'm doing something at the time for you(people) shit ya'll,i don't ask for much but i'm getting slammed cuz i do stuff in real life too and that real life intrudes to here,when i'm here i try to get
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dogs nip rip at my heels i run down the wet {warm wooley/woolfree} alley [she dances around me and about me thumbilina balerina] boots slip {slit} trip dogs rip nip at my heels HOWLING six beasts {sex breasts sucks best} i run sum {cum} sweaty steady [slinky silk slips softly across her shoulders slides across her breasts highlit pinpoints in a shadowy dance delightfully alit while her body swims within] panic {manic} cum RUN oh shit between me and freedom stands a wire fence {no no no} not enough time to climb in out in i spin reaching deep fast and hard into side holsters [she stops to kiss me licking my lips as she pulls away] i pull out {glistening} twin pistols as my {my my} back slams into wire i open fire into the hellhounds hot guns unload BLAM [falling to her knees she wraps her arms around my thighs] BLAM warm white liquidlike BLAM several yelps several thuds and blood bathes the slippery street [releasing she falls backw
Highly Not Interested
So, I am really getting sick and tired of you people who think you can ask me if you can see my boobs. I realize I have them and they are slightly above normally however I am a lady. I am not here to cator to your sexual needs. I am here for friends. If you can't handle it don't talk to me.   Thanks
Smart Questions To Keep Handy
  “Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.” -- Anthony Robbins Let’s consider some questions that are truly empowering: - Is there a message for me in this experience? - What’s the gift in this situation? - What can I learn from this? - What’s the most loving thing I could do now? - What’s the most important thing for me to focus on now? - What would I do if I knew I could not fail? - What would I do if there were nothing to fear?
Vices
      illusive indecisive devising vices i stand in the shadow of your desiresandunderstanding nothing/something/everything this/that/then blind in the shadows skin licked flicked slicked by the sharpest remark of how deliciously pricked piercings appear apparent [manifest to the senses or mind as real or true on the basis of evidence that may or may not be factually valid] apparently pert and poised and perched painlessly in the cold and dark and darkness darkens the darkest dark as decaying light casts scant shadows shading debating wanting willing wallowing [to roll oneself about in an indolent or ungainly manner] smothering me in want mother me with cant swallow swallowing swallowed hole tongue deep in dusk nose down deep in musk understanding nothing/something/everything this/that/thenanddesiresi stand in the shadow of your illusive indecisive devising vices  
The Bitch
I've realized i'm a real bitch.  Sorry Cynthia for doing what I did on fubar.  You didn't deserve any of it.  Jason is a realy good man.  I don't deserve him and if I don't change my ways I will loose him.  If I haven't already.  Sorry again.
♣s♣e♣x♣
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, youowe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and Added up your total fine. When you are done Title your it 'My fine is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the Amount of your fine.Smoked pot -- $10Did acid -- $5Ever had sex at church -- $25Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next To you -- $40Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25Had sex for money -- $100Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20Vandalized something -- $20Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10Beat up someone -- $20Been jumped -- $10Crossed dressed -- $10Given money to stripper -- $25Been in love with a stripper -- $20Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15Ever drive drunk -- $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50Used toys while having sex -- $30Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20Went sk
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This is the fine assortment of men to pick from on the secret admirer game....  
Locks
i have everything to hidei have nothing to hidenonethelessi have locks on my locksi have nothing to hidei have something to hidei have everything to hidei hide the keys from myselfi have nothing to hidei have something to hidei have everything to hidei have locks on my locksi hide myself from myselfbut stop and think for one momentif we consider the possibilitythat everthing i am is a liewhat have we left?a voicea worda soundthe sound that drew you inand in one all consuming passionate your soul before your very eyeslicking up the side of your wetand down the cracks of your lifeclose your eyes and picture me nakedhalf arousedhalf hungryfeed me    
Wolfchild
    as a boy i ran through my neighborhood late at night in the darkness in the shadows often barefooted as often bare chested a lone wolf seeking solace in solitude under the stars beneath the moon tasting the wind with a wagging tongue thrilled giddy wildas an adult surrounded by millions i wander this life alone fourlegged and nose down tongue hanging dripping wolfchild sniffing tastingoccasionally i growl in public lip curled snarling teeth bared in evidence of my disdain  as a boyat the agewhen most others form a personalityi balled mine up and tossed it an open flame       as a mani continue to sift the ashes
Im Over That Loser
It took me along time to along time to write this\ butim over that sorry son ofa bitch jason,So im bitter over himmaking me sick in october i finally start having treatments and they are going to be hard as hell as me . In those 2 years i fought for my daughter and i lost that battle but i love her morethen life it self and what ever i do from this point on ismy destiny
Top Sex Mistakes Women Make
When it comes to sex, there’s lots of room for error. Are you making any of these common mistakes? Plus, do you have good manners in bed? Find out with our quiz…   Sex Mistake #1: Assuming he’s always up for sex. This might hold true for teenage boys, but not men. Once they hit their mid-20s, many things compete for their energy, says sexpert Tracey Cox, author of More Hot Sex (Bantam) and 10 other sex books. Work pressures, bills and everyday life can dampen his libido. “He’s not like a vibrator,” Cox says. “You can’t just plug him in and expect him to perform on cue.” If he’s not into it, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t desire you anymore. He truly may not be in the mood. Sex Mistake #2: Thinking sex ends when he climaxes. Just because he’s fulfilled doesn’t mean you are. Let him know you haven’t finished and help him find ways to get you there with his hands or mouth.   If he&rsq
Rip Pamela! 1974-2009
I just received news that my only family member here, Pamela, passed away at the age of 35! She died from complications of surgery after donating her kidney to save her eldest child who had kidney failure! Are you KIDDING ME?!?! What sadistic "god" takes away from this world such an unselfish and loving parent?? IT AINT FUCKING RIGHT!!! As if I didnt already have enough doubts in my mind that a god truly exists...    RIP Pamela! You will ALWAYS be Loved!!!!!!!!      
Red Wine
Best red spanish wine is Wrongo Dongo. Italiian red wine would be Ruffino Aziano and ruffino El Ducale. Just sayin...
A Good Knight's Sleep
                            regroupregainthis time another brainin another time a knight ordained [deranged]a medieval weeble wobbling inanewhen jousted free from my weeble steedwob-wob-wobbling in dragon blood stainsrolling about about when the maidens freedinsane?agreedagain!indeed?    
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Whipped
Ssssssilence. You are handcuffed and tied in such a way that you cannot move, in such a way that you are completely exposed.  The harshness of the rope is softened by the cold satin sheets causing chill bumps to form on your skin.  Can you feel them?  Can you picture this?  You cannot see it, however, as the blindfold does not permit. Face down, you shiver when I touch the riding crop to your ankle and run it gently up your calf.  You know its not him holding the crop and you know he will be mad at you for being here, like this, with me.  But for now you just don't care.  As I slide the whip up your leg I begin to tap tap tap, slapping slightly harder each time as I approach your inner thigh.You shiver for many reasons, the foremost being you have no idea who I am.  Not even my voice gives me away when I speak."Now say please."Ssssssilence. Then the requested 'please' slips from my lips. barely audible as most of my attention is on the mental preparation of what is yet to come. The c
Maybe There Is A Place For Women In The Military -- At Least This One
A story with a happy ending!   This nineteen-year-old ex-cheerleader (now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper) was watching a road that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road.. She engaged the target (i.e., she shot him). Turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when a US patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed and wounded several soldiers.   The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725 yards. She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went through his butt and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her:   (Folks, that's a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields!) And the last thing that came out of this Terrorist's mouth was his @ss!
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Ratings
Ok, so Im new to this and I was rating people...unbenouneced to me they aren't anonymous. Well, Im sorry all..i figured they were. And, I was trying to be honest and rate with an honest opinion verses the typical 10 vote for everyone. That's all peepz. Im sorry if that offends...but thats just me.
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One More
Another nite, another song, another beer. Another empty pillow. Another empty chair. Another empty heart. Another friend lost in the darkness. Another quiet phone. Another sigh. Is the rerun going to end? Another promise broken. Another good time lost. Another Blog. Another cigarette. Another hour. Just one more day... One more. It's there, Somewhere. I can find it, If I look, No clue, what is it I'm after? Another beer? Another night? Another empty voice? Promises, broken, shattered. Reality shows the evil face of life. Another tear. Another smile. Another dream. One more, I can have one more, I'll have another, but the end is drawing near. It's time to say hello, it's time find a new. One more, Just one. This is all I can take, But there is more to come. Does it end? The pain? the joy? The sorrow? I think I'll have another, and that will be... The beggining of the end?, or ???
Oh Mah Gawd!
So, some little fellow that has been a fubarian for 5 months took it upon himself to rell me that when you visit someone's page you are to rate them a 10 or higher, fan them, and add them. Hmm... He needs to get his little self into check. Today would have marked the 3rd year of my time here. So I think I know how to visit a page. And I know for a fact that the fubar Bible does not state that I must Rate, Fan, and Add all those I visit. If I visit a page, 99% of the time I will rate it 10 or higher. Fanning I am a bit more restricted with and it is saved for those that actually socialize with me. Adding, well sometimes I might send a request, but that is usually left up to the other person to do. So, now... If I visit you, will I rate you, most likely. Will I fan you? Probably not. Will I add you? Sure... If you send the request. And please... NooBs.. Don't make asses of yourselves by telling the vets of the site "how it is done."
- A Leaf -
- A Leaf -   Quietly, I lay under the old tree Gazing up into its branches Blithely watching its feathering leafs   Through its gnarling limbs, sunlight beams And I think of Life..of Love..of finer things Of the smile of my child..of a woman a’far And the joy that into my life they do bring   Quietly, I lay under the old tree Gazing up into its branches Blithely listening to a bird as it sings   Upon its gnarled limbs, does the bird sit And I think of Life..of Love..of all that I miss Of the smile of my Mother..and of family a’far
Keep The Upper Level List Alive!!!!
ok people Trick_Dick and Candy girl have worked their little butts off for so many of you and now it there turn they need level 30's for the UPPER LEVEL list to keep it going They have put hundreds of dollars into this of their own money and still are don't you think it only fair to help them out with anything they need and one is to get level 30s for the list i know i am doing my share to help in anyway i can and NO i'm not a brown nose'r! they helped me so much it only fair that i help in return "KEEP THE LIST ALIVE"
Illusted Essenttials Of Musculoskeletal Anatomy
Latissimus Dorsi Orgin: Thoracolumbar Aponeurosis Lower 6 thoracic spinous processes Sacrum and iliac crest Lower 3 to 4 ribs Inferior angle of scapula   Incertion: Bicipital groove of humerus   Action: Extension Medial rotation and adduction of humerus   Nerve: Thoracodorsal nerve (Cervical 6, 7, 8)   Palpate: Along posterior - lateral side od rib cage toword its insertion during active extension of the humerus   It forms posterior border of axilla   Latissimus means widest and dorsi means Back (in Latin). It is the widest muscle of the back. It is powerful extensor of the flexed humerus in such activities as swimming or chopping with an axe. This muscle pulls the shoulder gridle down and is active when doing a depression transfer or when using crutches.
Camberwell Studios - London’s Brightest New Film Studios
CAMBERWELL STUDIOS - LONDON’S BRIGHTEST NEW film studios Northwood Film Productions & WebVideos Hook Up. Camberwell film studios London is a fantastic film & video studio complex based in Camberwell. This fantastic film studio in London joins the forces and experience of 2 other London based companies, Northwood Film Productions and Webvideos Ltd. Northwood Productions has been operating a medium sized film & video studio in Deptford, London since 2003 and is bringing with it a huge wealth of experience in the film and video industry. WebVideos has been pioneering web video productions in the corporate online marketplace since 2005. This london based facility has TWO FILM PRODUCTION STUDIOS FOR HIRE, main production studio space, Green Screen Studio Hire and a Soundbooth for voiceover recordings. The studio hire facility will serve the London & Home Counties TV, Film, Video, Advertising and Marketing industry. This geography includes approximately 70% of the UK's entire film an
Do Be Do Be Do
Since all I can do here is blog (thanks to that script spam), dropping in to tell everyone read previous blog if you want to get in touch.
Uf In Search Of Mobile Masturbator
Okay I just came in to work  30 minutes early to eat my lunch and such, so in doing so I decide to pick the alligator which is an independent news paper here in florida and the top of the headlines Read: "UF POLiCE IN SEARCH FOR MOBILE MASTURBATOR" so I began to read it and turns out there has been a guy riding around in his car stopping at sorority houses masturbating he was spoted three times. I found it quite funny while I was reading I mean dude just riding around in his car looking for the next place he can masturbate lol: WOW LOL
Lounge
COME JOIN ME, IF YOU WISH HERES THE URL...GREAT PLACE WITH AWESOME PEOPLES!   http://www.fubar.com/lounge/68858
Now I Understand
I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service'. Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' T.V. 'Service' Civil 'Service' City & County Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' and 'Service' Stations This is not what I thought 'service' meant.  But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I take great joy in broadening your horizons, once again,I just hope you are as enlightened as I am.
Walk-in Exam
A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him what had happened. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another exam room. The doctor marched down the hallway back to where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?!" The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without looking up, asked, "Does she still have the hiccups?" 
I'm So Almost There
Last night I had not planned to stop at my in-laws’ house to pick up Sarah and Jeffrey; Martha had agreed to do that since we both got off work at the same time and I could meet them at home.  But I had made plans to go somewhere I knew Martha really wanted to go and figured since Mary was at work it would be great to have a few hours with the family “out on the town”.  I came into the house and my kids hugged me (I can’t wait for them to grow a few inches because right now their heads come to between my legs), then Sarah cut in: “I thought Mommy was picking us up.”  Thanks a lot … but Martha came in three minutes later and I talked her into us all going to Pretzelmaker in Dakota Square Mall.  Sarah rode home with her and Jeffrey with me so we could head out in one vehicle.  The boys enjoyed pretzel dogs (they WILL fill you up) and the girls had pretzel bites. After finishing dinner, with the kids wanting to carry the diaper bag and the food
Cyber Life (keeping It Real)
Cyber love is a figment of our imagination. A wonderful fantasy of our individual creation. I bought all the lines that came to own me. Never understanding the feelings that I couldn't see. Never realizing my heart he was stealing. Too caught up in the overwhelming feeling. Some people need a lesson to learn. I got mine and can still feel the burn. I never allow myself to make the same mistake twice. So don't read more into my words because I'm just being nice. I can be your friend but my secrets you"ll never know. Inside of my heart is someplace you will never go. Even when you believe you are very close to me. A superficial women is all you will ever see. So don't ask me for love or something else I don't feel. I'm not trying to be a bitch ,I'm just keeping it real. Everything that matters is what I won't share. So don't be foolish and begin to really care. Please ask nothing from me except some casual chat. Because that is all I have to give..nothing but that. I'm so much wiser and

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