A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis
in
one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely...
"Are - my - Test - Results - Back?
