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Puns Intended. . .
A FEW PUNS INTENDED 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Ufc Is Now Mainstream
Mixed martial arts fighting its way into the mainstream By Josh Lubin CNN (CNN) -- Rich Franklin used to spend his days teaching math to high school students. Today, he spends his evenings in an octagon-shaped cage grounding and pounding fighters into submission in front of thousands of screaming fans. "I do love teaching and working with the students, but I can't imagine sitting at home on a Friday night grading math tests or sitting in a faculty meeting," he said at a news conference in Atlanta, Georgia. Franklin is one of the new stars of a rapidly growing sport called Mixed Martial Arts. Their fights are filling arenas and attracting large numbers of male television viewers between the ages of 18 and 49, according to the Ultimate Fighting Championship, a pioneering brand in the sport. Unlike boxing, MMA fighters use a hybrid of techniques from wrestling, kickboxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and more. Franklin began fighting professionally while still

Tips For Girls
Nine types of guys to get over immediately There are certain types of men who should be nobody's type, By Judy McGuire But there are certain types of guys who should be NOBODY'S type. These guys are distinguished by one thing -- an overabundance of one or more very bad qualities. Here's your guide to boys to avoid: 1. The OverSharer: The current Overshare Poster Boy is Phillip Nobel, who wrote a highly hide-chapping account of his extramarital affair for Elle. The Oversharer will broadcast intimate episodes from your relationship to his mother, your mother, his blog readers and anyone else he can rope into paying attention. 2. The OverThinker: One of the great things about dating men is that you aren't subjected to long, excruciating interrogations over what you really meant when you reassured him that no, he didn't look fat in those pants. However, though they're rare birds, there are guys who will want to spend hours dissecting even the most innocuous comment, exami

New Jersey Dems, Resorting To Sex Chat!!!!
Callers dialing for N.J. Democrats get sex chat offer instead Misprint in a telephone book directs callers to sex chat rather than to political group Last three digits of the Democrats' phone number was misprinted in white pages The group's 800-number listing was correct in yellow pages NEWTON, N.J. (AP) -- A misprint in a telephone book has led to some callers dialing a phone sex service while trying to reach a New Jersey political organization. A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq's white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat. Embarq spokesman Glenn Lewis told The New Jersey Herald of Newton that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrats' phone number to be misprinted. He said the listing has been corrected in Embarq's directory assistance database. The organization's 800 number listed in the book's yellow pages was correct.

Obama's Corruption Only Beginning To Be Revealed
Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac execs now offering advice to Obama Senator's links to mortgage giants also include campaign contributions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted: September 17, 2008 9:10 pm Eastern By Jerome R. Corsi © 2008 WorldNetDaily Fannie Mae headquarters in Washington, D.C. NEW YORK – Campaign contributions from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac made to Barack Obama may backfire if the Democratic presidential hopeful wages an aggressive campaign to cast blame on rival John McCain and the Republicans in Congress for the mortgage-related losses that forced the U.S. Treasury to take over the quasi-governmental mortgage giants. A review of Federal Election Commission records back to 1989 reveals Obama in his three complete years in the Senate is the second largest recipient of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae campaign contributions, behind only Sen. Christopher Dodd, D-Conn., the powerful chairman of the Senate ba

Heart Trouble The Words That Scare
Ok so I am sure most have seen the pics I posted about my trip to the ER in August. I did that not for pitty but as a public reminder to myself that I cant deny health issues and think that will make them go away. I went to my Heart Dr. yesterday as a follow up from the ER visit I have elected to have this surgery as a cure for my "not all uncommon heart issue" On October 28 this year I will be having surgery to burn the extra wiring in my heart that causes me to pass out have tightness in my chest and in August led me to stop breathing for a short while. I am confident that the Dr. that is doing the surgery is very informed just a bit scared and nervous of the "worst case scenarios such as ending up with a pacemaker or bleeding in my brain that will cause a stroke. Should I at 34 with two small children be too concerned or is it good that I also decided to start going back to the gym to hopefully give my heart a some much needed cardio I am sure all will end up ok I

I Beg You!
Realize that you are a gentile according to the bible. If you are not one of the chosen then you most certainly are a gentile. What does that entitle you to? Licking the dust from the "chosens" feet! We have been brainwashed. Our ancestors were forced to accept this lie . They were "converted" by bayonet from their "pagan" ways! Stop killing each other and wake up! As hard as it is to accept, we are animals, just like the rest of the animals on this planet. Only we have a God complex. We do not understand infinity. You are born, you live and you die. Why do we insist on an afterlife where we will be rewarded for our good deeds and punished for our bad? If you are my friend please try to convince me otherwise. I would absolutly love to beleive, because I used to believe and I know how wonderful the illusion feels.

Fu Bad Boys Roster
imikimi - Customize Your World ATTENTION ALL YOU GUYS IN FUBAR. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE OFFICIAL FU BAD BOYS CLUB. SO COME AND JOIN THE FU BAD BOYS CLUB. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO IS JUST RATE/FAN/ADD ALL THE MEMBERS ON THE LIST. IF YOU ALL READY KNOW THEM THEN JUST LEAVE A COMMENT TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE JOININ. COMMENT THIS PAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE DONE. TY FOR WANTING TO JOIN THE FU BAD BOYS CLUB. Volare Dave "Offical Talent Tester" at the Whorehouse@ fubar Jepson@ fubar Dj Naelyon, - (SDMF) - (PO BOYZ) - EXCALIBUR RAWK RADIO Dj, also , MARRIED to REDRIDING HOOD@ fubar Ðûš†ïñ ~Master to Aphrodite~The Devil's Bartender @ Devilishly Delicious~@ fubar Kid SyN Owner @ Seductive Synners (Hiring all Staff)@ fubar crazytrucker@ fubar DJ Smokin` Guns@ fubar

Beginning Info For "sexy Eyes" Contest
Hey Everyone! I'm In The "Sexy Eyes" Contest.... Just Thought I Would Post The Beginning Info And Ask For Your Help When The Time Comes....I Will Be Posting Another Blog When The Contest Starts With My Pic And The Link To Rate Me...Hoping For Lots Of Luv... And All Love Will Be Returned In One Way Or Another!! Just Do Me A Favor And Msg Me When You Have Helped Me Out So I Can Keep Track Of You To Repay! Much Love To All Who Do And Thanx In Advance!! See Blog Below To Know All The Info Needed! IT THE SEXY EYES CONTEST FOR RATES ONLY! LAST FOR ONE WEEK ONLY. THE MOST RATES WIN THE 2 MONTH VIP OR 25 BLING PACK! SEND YOUR PIC AND WILL START ON 9/22/08 TILL THE 9/29/08. REMEMBER MOST RATES WINS! E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR PIC Sexy Can I by Ray J feat. Yung Berg - Ray J featuring Yung Berg RULES: 1. NO DRAMA IT IS RATES ONLY 2. NO CHEATING WILL BE TOLERATED 3. PLEASE MA

Robert Chrisley: Shogun The Masquerade
ROBERT CHRISLEY "Shogun The Maquerade" Shogun The Masquerade Estarr 2008 Time is but a vapor To answer to the call Stirring your head in another direction Not forgetting anything You've known, seen, felt, and taught Open up your eyes cause your rights are being sanctioned Shogun the Masquerade Shogun the Masquerade Clock em when they preach Lies to deceive And everyone said Amen Sheep scattered lost Flag burnin at the alter Faith in a leader who forgot everything Yahweh said Shogun the Masquerade Shogun the Masquerade Tonight is required of them all Shogun the Masquerade Shogun the Masquerade Set this fucker off A madman widens his eyes While women and children cry In teariny of the subconcious Shocked, yeah, cover your mouths To know what my message is all about Back yourself against your public servants Armed against you and mellicious Shogun the Masquerade Shogun the Masquerade You know what it's all about Shogun the Masquerade Demol

Fu Bad Boys Club
imikimi - Customize Your World ATTENTION ALL YOU GUYS IN FUBAR. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE OFFICIAL FU BAD BOYS CLUB. JUST CONTACT ME JUICY FOR THE DETAILS. MY LINK IS:*JuicyFruit69(Bi)*(Greeter@DDR)*Sarge's Bad Girl*RR*Owner of Ktown Crazy Moma*Fu Gf TastyBiBabyB@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World

Lifehouse ~ Storm
from my beautiful baby shannon ♥ how long have I been in this storm so overwhelmed by the ocean's shapeless form water's getting harder to tread with these waves crashing over my head if I could just see you everything will be alright if I'd see you the storminess will turn to light and I will walk on water and you will catch me if I fall and I will get lost into your eyes and everything will be alright and everything will be alright I know you didn't bring me out here to drown so why am I 10 feet under and upside down barely surviving has become my purpose cause I'm so used to living underneath the surface if I could just see you everything will be alright if I see you the storminess will turn to light and I will walk on water and you will catch me if I fall and I will get lost into your eyes and everything will be alright and I will walk on water you will catch me if I fall and I wil

The Non-raters!!!!
To some this is funny, some true and to others it just doesn't matter. So this should come as no suprise as it doesn't to me that we have some real jack asses on here. Me I expect the same as I would to give you. Hey it's cool I have 100 pics to rate but where as I rate 200 or more of some of yours it becomes a problem you can't take 5-7 minutes for mine....it's a shame once a week I re-rate my own from another account...pityful!! People thought I was kidding well here you go... http://fubar.com/user/815527 377 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1601937 100 Rated http://fubar.com/user/546165 201 Rated http://fubar.com/user/899280 65 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1736331 116 Rated http://fubar.com/user/828369 81 Rated http://fubar.com/user/2066232 216 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1514825 272 Rated http://fubar.com/user/1440293 15 Rated http://fubar.com/user/293597 235 Rted http://fubar.com/user/961388 166 Rated http://fubar.co

My Wife I Up For Auction
ok come on you guys she is a great buy, shes a good friend, a great mother, what can i say i love her i would bid on her but dont have the fubucks .... dont make my lady cry just bid on her, that and i am to cheap to pay for her vip lol (she's still mad at me for that ) just go look

Http://www.friendsensation.com/chat.php If You Have Got Your Self Set Up With Us Please Come To Chat With Me In The Room. I Am Log In N
http://www.friendsensation.com/chat.php go to it check it out we need all the members that like to chat and date and find friends that they wish they had long ago. haha check it out you might like it............... and dont for get to let it be none that i booboo told you about the site.

Hey
Hey Everyone I have a lounge of my own my wife and i r the djs for it. come and visit it if u like it u can join. There are some rules though:Absolutely NO DRAMA,Don't get carried away with the sex stuff,you can act it out to an extent but not too far,RESPECT STAFF and MEMBERS and DJ'S

Biloxi Pagan Pride Day
Celebrating the Ancient Gods & Goddesses Biloxi Pagan Pride's 3rd Annual Event Saturday, September 27, 2008 at Biloxi's Town Green Musical Guests - Lucidian Presentation on Heathenry by Guests of Honor the Hildulf Kindred Author, Dr. Daniel Capper of USM, will speak concerning religious diversity plus... Amnesty International of USM ...this years food drive will benefit the pantry at Camp Sister Spirit Folk School Vendors for 2008 Whiltierna - Celtic & Pagan artwork by Kathy Shannon McKee, tarot, palm & past life readings, loose semi-precious stones, and herbs by Judy Smith Pottery Your Way - sculpture, pottery, paintings by Gulf Coast Artist, Nimue Aeon, plus pottery demonstrations and children's crafts Toad's Bone Apotheca - Traditonal Witchcraft and Conjury supplies... featuring HoodooULove washes & baths Circle of the Green Faery - incense, oils, candles, statuary, jewelry and a small selection of books Enchanted Knoll -

The Pace Diet....
Call it metabolism, call it luck, call it inhuman physiology but I have been 185lbs for 10+ years without ever following any specific dietary game plan. So it occurred to me, maybe the stuff that I eat every day is actually a successful diet in itself. For the past 7 days I have kept track of every piece of food and every drop of liquid I've consumed. If you're brave enough, try the diet yourself... Or at least try and survive it! Monday: 1 32oz. Dr. Pepper Couple handfuls of pizza-flavored Goldfish 2 Quesadillas w/hot sauce 1 Can of Orange Crush 1 Dozen microwaved Pizza Rolls 1 Bottle of Propel Kiwi Strawberry water 1/2 Bowl of 2 day old spaghetti Tuesday: 1 32oz. Dr. Pepper 2 Cinnamon Poptarts 1 32oz. Coke 1 Sour Dough Jack -No Tomatoes 1 Medium Curly Fries 10-15 Assorted Jelly Belly jellybeans 1 Bowl of Hamburger Helper - Chili Cheese 1 Can of Mountain Dew 1 Can of Yoohoo Chocolate Drink Wednesday: 1 32oz. Dr. Pepper 1 6-p

Pagan Pride Day
What Is Pagan Pride Day? My hubby has had the Privilege and Honour to have been the Local Coordinator for Pagan Pride Day - Jackson, Mississippi, from 2004 - 2006. This included the 2005 Event which we managed to still hold just 3 weeks after Hurricane Katrina. I would encourage any and all to become involved with this worthwhile effort on whatever level you can and feel comfortable with, whether that be as a Volunteer, a Sponsor, a Vendor, or just an Attendee. The Pagan Pride Project is a non-profit organization. The primary purposes of this corporation shall be the advancement of religion and elimination of prejudice and discrimination based on religious beliefs. Mission Statement: * The mission of the Pagan Pride Project is to foster pride in Pagan identity through education, activism, charity and community. Defining the Mission Statement: We try to keep our purpose balanced through the inspirations of Air, Fire, Water, and Earth: * Air: Education We're never g

For Those Of You Who Workout Late And Want To Have A Good Protein Fix.
Tried it today and it tastes pretty good. A 32 oz cup of water Crystal Light - Fruit Punch Isopure - Pineapple/Orange/Banana (its a flavor from ISOPURE) http://www.drugstore.com/qxp162328_333181_sespider/perfect_isopure/zero_carb_isopure_pineapple_orange_banana.htm obviously if you just did cardio.. take only one scoop or half preferably. for weightlifters: one scoop is 25g of protein and according to scientists anything aboce 30g is wasted on the next visit to the bathroom. so i suggest a scoop and two tablespoons. Hope this helps anyone looking for an adequate protein mix to not mess up your work due to either sugar cravings or inadequate dieting. take care n God bless. Mav.

1st Grandson!
Well I'm goin' 2 be a young grandmother. I'm expecting my first grandson on Oct.14th, that's less than a month away. I'm only 36, too young sometimes, I think, but then I think, I'm ready. His name is going to be, Jadyeen Wayne. Can't wait.

Exist
Exist Everything I hoped to be has essentially been a lie How can I exist without you Not a single cloud in the sky I wish my mind could be this clear On a clear and starry night Nothing left worth of a fight I try to pick up the peices but I cannot see Nothing but haze congigating in my sight You were all I had to live for I remember the first time I saw your face The memories swirling in my head Images I can't seem to displace I wondered for how long would I be here Without you being near Like trying to drink from an empty well My soul full of scars and damage I can't even sell

Come Check Out The Pink Pu$$ycat Lounge
If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Click this pic to visit us in The Pink Pu$$ycat Playmates Lounge: Come see our Playmates on cam... So drop by and show love to the Pu$$ycats and pimps

Level Risky!!
Risky is 226k away from HENCHMAN!! With your help we can get him to level!! riskybusinessut sold to and owned by Soulja Gurl for the next 30 days@ fubar Click on his pic and show him so FU LOVE!! Rate/ Fan/ Add/ Crush HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY Redneckbabe529**2nd Alarm Hottie Prospect**OWNED by Risky~* OwNeR-FuWiFe & RL GiRl To BoNeS*~and~* M@ fubar

What I Am Feeling In My Heart
To have some one to come in your life and make u the happiest that u have been in a really long time And then they leave you because they are not ready to be with you fill the sadness and the pain of the lost in you heart but you know they care about you that much to give you a shoot and you hope one day that will be ready and no other girls will seem to matter but for the one u want to give your heart to. People say that there is a time and place for everything and sometime people say things happen for a reason but i say tomorrow is other day to fill the same way you felt when you first seen them or the first time they touch your heart and u only think of them and you think about there kisses and the hugs and how much you miss them but this is life and sometimes u may have to wait for them and sometimes you just stay friends and there are time one person feel so much they have to part for ever. My life as of right now I fill sad and i have pain in my heart b

Oklahoma Bar
A Texan walks into an Oklahoma bar,and he sees a sign that says... "If you can make my donkey laugh you win a $1000.00." He asks the Bartender if this was true,the Bartender says "Sure it is". The Texan walks over to the donkey and whispers in the donkey's ear. The donkey sets down on the floor and starts laughing and kicking something fierce. The bar keep pays the Texan a $1000.00. Two weeks later The Texan comes back in and sees a another sign that says, "If you can make my donkey cry you win $5000.00" The Texan asks the Bartender if this was true, he says "Sure it is". So he asks the bartender if he could take the donkey out side.The Bartender says "Sure you can".So the Texan and the donkey go outside. About five minutes later they come back in and the donnkey is just bawlin and squallin. The Bartender pays the Texan his $5000.00 The Bartender is awful curious, so he asks the Texan what he said to the donkey. The Texan said well, the First time I told him I had a bigger

To You My Sweet Angel
Life as i know it now seems cold and sad with out u in it. I was also once in a dark place to where i could not see the light of day. Then you came back in my life and from there I been so happy. What was a hole in my chest now is filled with all the happy thing that I feel like a new man that has been reborn. I alway want to see you happy in life to smile then I look at you and to feel so much when I kiss or hug and to blush when i tell you how beautiful you look. When i look in to your eyes kiss you or hold your I feel so warm in said it so nice after so many years to feel this way again. I am yours i will be here to stay to spend time and see u smile.

Hello To U My Beautiful Girl
To the one that as made me the happyest man in the world i know and feel the warm smile of her and my cold heart is melting away for so long i have lived in pain and saidness and in my dark place. She is the one that i look for in the dark the light that shines to me when nothing eles matter.Thus the moon is high in the sky i don't have to ask my self if i can love her one day. I feel as if i know her like i know myself. To thy self is to know your own heart to love or be loved or to be in love. There is no time on love to have that person in your life is to know what u can do and act on that wich make u happy in life there are so many thing that we feel as poeple in life no matter where we go and who we are it is to be that the person that gives us that smile that we hold so dear to are heart that make up for all the thing in the world. I say this my star found me once as and i could not be happyer if i tryed. I know that i am deep i am true thus i am a man with a heart that as so mu

Respect!!!
I have to tell you all since I have been on Fubar I have had some real Bad things happen in my life from my Back Surgery takin me out of work for 3 months. In those months I have gotten close to lots of people on here and most have been on Family and Friends...I have some great fans too....Here is the thing...I have more recent bad with son being hospitalized, then me again for shit...It sucks...I ask only one thing to all!!! When people take the time out to Respect you by given a minute, two, or three..by giving you RATES!!! Give them at least the Respect when you go to their page to check them out at least give them a RATE or TWO...Hell we all have plenty...Someone may need that too get them through their day..Heck I love all ya, but time is not on any of our sides that work for livin but when we get down and out Sometimes we need a Boost..RESPECT anyone who visits your page..You never know..YOU JUST MIGHT MAKE THEIR DAY...And FORGET THE SEX THING DAMN...PLEASE!!! IF SOMEONE DOES NOT

Drunk Calculator!!
Body: JUST FOUND THIS. APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO THE MAN MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL AT THE 0.287. THATS PRETTY KEWL. SAYS I'LL BE ABLE TO DRIVE IN 5 HOURS IF I QUIT DRINKING NOW, AND COMPLETELY SOBER IN 7 HOURS 34 MINUTES. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. FIND HOW DRUNK YOU ARE. http://celtickane. com/projects/bac. php

Family Matters
look i got this problem i had an awsomw girl that took me for granted an now realizes that.she had got put in jail for hitting me i didn't want to do it but i had to do it so that she saw that i love her do death an thought that was the only way to help her cause nothing else i did seemed to work.i didn't know what else to do please forgive me. i got her a diamond ring earrings cooked for her on several romantic occasions. i did everything i could think of to make her happy an all i got from her is i'm not happy i didn't an still don't know why...i want to talk to her but don't want either of us to get into anymore trouble cause i still love her..i want to be with her nobody can take her place as a mother or my girl an i hope she feels noone can replace me a a father or her man..please tell me yourself if you feel the same no problems i promise...i want to be a family an raise Chris jr the way he should be raised with a MOTHER AND FATHER HAPPY together.... please leave comments an help

I Am Free
Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard Him call, I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day to laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way. I found the peace at the close of the day. If my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss, ah, yes these things I, too, will miss. Be not burdened with time of sorrow, I WISH FOR YOU THE SUNSHINE OF TOMORROW. My life's been full, I savored much. good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief, don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me. God wanted me now: He set me free.

Random Thoughts
I cant sleep I cant eat. I think about the one all the dam time. We were soulmates, lovers, best friends. All I do is think about all the special times we had together. Why did he have to hurt me so much? I have never loved anyone as much as I love this one. I have taken him for granted tho, and I think its too late. But I still wonder why all this bad stuff is happening. I am lost and confused.

Please Help Me Win My 1st Hh!! : )
=== 'CherryFoxx ♥RL Wifey 2 Scoop ♥ OWNED By E.T. Sipper ♥ Sky is Finally Happy!!!!! ~' wrote the following at '2008-09-18 09:22:40'.. > > > /> > > > > > > My girl, ANGELNDISCEYES is in another give-a-way!! > > > > > She just needs 60k in rates/comments to win her 1st HH!!☺ Just 1-Rate of 10/11 equals 5 comments and/or you can drop her a few bombs. > > > > So we're looking for help from the Da Realest Fam & any other friends, fans and fam of Angel's!! We wanna see her win, so let's do this! She always shows love to her friends and now it's time for us to give back & help out a friend!! > > > > Click the link below to get to her contest pic > > > > > > She's a sweetheart & a Betty Boop fanatic like you would'nt believe!☺ > > > > Even if you're not a friend, make a new one, just fan, add & rate her & she'll return all the love!¢¾ This is when the true friends arise to the occassion!☺ > >

Special Request!!!
I forgot til we already posted the DOD for tomorrow. Wizard was gonna be our last "weekend spotlight". Well he is only 200k from godfather!! It shouldnt take him all weekend to get leveled. So lets get this done tonite then that will be the end of the weekend spotlights. This will also be the last time we post anybody over 50k, unless we change the amount needed to level in guidelines first lol. Hit him hard please!! ~Wizard3461~Co-Owner of Club United~Member of an Tag Maker for The Rating Revolution~@ fubar

Broken From Broken Bridges
Wake up to a sunny day, not a cloud up in the sky Then it starts to rain, my defenses hit the ground And they shatter all around, so open and exposed I found strength in the struggle Face to face with my trouble When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Little girl don't be so blue I know what you're going through Don't let it beat you up Hitting walls and getting scars Only makes you who you are Only makes you who you are No matter how much your heart is aching There is beauty in the breaking Yeah When you're broken in a million little pieces And you're trying but you can't hold on anymore Every tear falls down for a reason Don't you stop believing in yourself When you're broken Better days are gonna find you once again Every piece will find its place When you're broken, when you're broken When

Working In Retail
Be nice to the people who bag your groceries, pump your gas, and do all the little things that the majority of you are just too fucking lazy to do yourselves. Seriously. I was going to write more...but I think I have made my point lol... Go red sox

Government Working On Rescue For Banks
How's working to recue us? All this years they've been getting money from us. As any enterprise the had to run a risk. Now governmment saving them. Is It just a matter of size or quantity? If you kill a single people you're a murder. If you kill several hundreds you're a hero! :)

Beyond Lonely
I hate moments like this... im watching tv and i start to see just how sad my life really is! I have a great girl who lives 800 miles away, i live in my mothers basement, i work my ass off and all my money goes to paying child support and food for work! I need to get another job but if i do i will have no time for anything but work. i miss my kids i miss my friends and i miss having a life. i dont thnik things are ever gonna get better for me i just feel like givin up!

Poem 3
untitled thinking why is my ife so hard wondering why does evrythin go wrong asking my self why ami not strong whishing work was always stressing me out wishing i wasnt always gettin in trouble hoping tht it will all change soon wondering why is it so easy to argue thinking why is it always a pian in the ass to do the right thing nd why does it seem like evrybody i know or love is out to get me i know they arent but sumtimes thts how it feels hoping to do wats right hoping to fix my life better than my day did his hopin tht my family will be alright so much stress jus got a lot of it off my chest so now i feel better nd i hope nobody get scared cuz of this letter

This Is Goal Number 2
ONE OF MY BEST ON THE FUBAR!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS WITH ME WHEN I WAS GODMOTHER BOUND----NOW IM WITH HIM WHEN HE IS DISCIPLE BOUND....HE HAS ABOUT 1.5 MIL AWAY FROM DISCIPLE---YEA I KNO ITS ALOT---BUT YALL CAN DO IT....AND IMMA BE HERE TILL THEN END. HE DESERVES THIS SO VERY MUCH!!! YALL COME AND LETS GET HIM UP THERE SO PLEASE HELP HELP HIM---A/F/R/ BLING ANYTHING IS APPRECIATED AND ALL LOVE IS RETURNED PLEASE CLICK HIS LINK AND LOVE HIM UP!!!!

Hog Heaven
=== 'DJ DISTURBED~!~ FAB,RATE SPANKER,LOST LEVELER, DJ@LOST RADIO AND FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY' wrote the following at '2008-09-17 21:00:00'.. HOG HEAVEN 1. YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL R/F/A EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN 2. RATE ALL THE PICS IN THIS FOLDER (DONT WORRY ITS ONLY 31)STARTING WITH THIS ONE 3.PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE I'll GET YOU ADDED AND HERES THE HOST DJ DISTURBED~!~ FAB,RATE SPANKER,LOST LEVELER, DJ@LOST RADIO AND FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY@ fubar HOG RIDERS ONE&ONLY SYCHO {FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY}OWNER OF FUBAR ADDICTED BOMBERS/CLUB FAR@ fubar A4DAUGHTERDAD@ fubar drakeblackstone27@ fubar

Love
How do you know someone really loves you? How do you know your the only girl in his life? I dont care who reads this....this is my feelings whether anyone agrees or not. I have trust issues thanks to my ex who didnt really cheat on me in the flesh but i know i was not the only girl in his life that he wanted...or at least he use to tell other girls how much he loved them when he was still with me so im soooo afriad it will happen again. I read how my new love loved another girl a year ago and im sooo jealous that he hasnt told me in that detail that im that special as she was. maybe i am not and will never be....is it do soon to wish that someone can love you that much...my ex walked out on me and im afraid the new love will do the same to me, i know hes not my ex...but its still so vivid in my mind all the hurt i went though....all the tears that ran down my face, so many nights i cryed myself to sleep...im crying now think how all this can really happen again. i guess im so a

The World Beside Me
The World Beside Me Late after dusk; speculating what to do, I abruptly had this urge to correspond with you, With my paper and pen in hand, And a sound mind, I sought out to find the correct words, To decipher to you, I considered the thought of calling you, But it was excessively late, So instead, I went outside and sat on the porch step, While I waited for you, When darkness set that night, Your appearance was not apparent to me, I knew you were there, Because I could sense your movements, Stirring in the air, Only after a bit, did I see a shadow in the sky, And I then knew you were watching me, Because I saw all the evidence, Shining back into my eyes, I said Hello, would you like to dance, And of course you responded I would love to, At this split second If I had just one solitary wish, My only existing wish would be to dance with you, Each and every momentary day, I know where and how I c

Disabled Ramblings
I have spent the last week hobbling around from what I believe to be a pinched sciatica. This is has partially disabled me so that I have spent a lot of time resting on the couch. You can only watch so much TV so in my current state I have been lost in my head quite a bit. With the upcoming elections a good portion of my thoughts have been toward our current government and the state of our world and existence within it. I recently heard "A people should not fear it's government; a government should fear it's people." I thought, wow, that is so true. So many people live in fear of our government. Knowing that we are being tracked by social security numbers, internet logs, credit cards, and the upcoming implanted microchip that we all know to be on its way. We allow this to happen unfortuantely. When given paper work to fill out--we do not hesitate to write down all of our personal information. Why is that?? Because we are led to believe that by giving up our privacy we will be provided

Dancing Butterflies
Dancing Butterflies The tears I held behind my eyes Was happiness filled with excitement And the words I could not speak Were dancing butterflies That remained all around me, As the night acquired my presence And the stars glowed underneath the moonlight I was guided around the dance floor With a relaxed state of mind And only a smile upon my face, The energy I embraced Gave me the determination to thrive... And the rhythm of the music Felt like dancing butterflies Streaming through me, All distractions were left behind And all worries crushed and gone... A feeling of pure pleasure That distinguished a dynamism Everyone could feel, Sheltering arms approached me While at the same time, we were moving alike And as we captured every moment We excelled, A passion that's always with you Cannot be taken And the liveliness and elegant movements Only increased

This Is Goal Number 1
THE SWEETEST MAN YOULL EVER MEET!!!!! HE DOESNT ASK FOR ANYTHING...(AS A MATTER OF FACT HE HAS NO IDEA I MADE THIS) HE IS THE SWEETEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET...HE IS GODFATHER BOUND AND MY GOAL IS TO GET HIM THERE!!!!! HE HAS ABOUT 813k...I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT...AND I WILL BE HERE TILL HE GETS IT!!!! IF ANYONE DESERVES THIS IT IS HIM YALL COME AND LETS GET HIM UP THERE SO PLEASE HELP HELP HIM---A/F/R/ BLING ANYTHING IS APPRECIATED AND ALL LOVE IS RETURNED HE IS A SEXY SEXY MAN!!!

Just My Thoughts....
I am in no way perfect lol just look at my pic. I just HATE it when people don't do anything BUT lie. Why is it that they don't want people to know them for them? Are they afraid? Are they just playing games with us? I wish I knew....

Just Some Thoughts...............
We do make mistakes in relationships and sometimes that mistake is breaking things off, rather than working things through. If both currently have the desire to be together going forward, then there's a chance. You have to do it. Otherwise you'll just be regretting it for the rest of your life. Try, maybe fail, but don't NOT try. If you feel bad, sad, and hurt after you were the one who broke up the relationship means, you are still in love. It means, you made a mistake. Usually, when you break up with someone, it shouldn't hurt that much because you were the one who did it. You had all the time to prepare for it, and also mentally set. You weren't the one who was surprised. You are suppose to feel better after the break up. If you were unhappy, sad, uncomfortable, and weird in the relationship, it should have made you feel much better after the break up. if this is not the case, it's your heart telling you that you made a mistake. You know what to do. Don't sit there and watch

Pukindog14.... U Went 2 Far! Racism Isn't Tolerated!
Okay this lil exchange went WAY 2 far! I just got outta surgery & this guy trips out to the point of racism bc I dont wanna R8 all of his pics 2day! (btw, I had took time in the past to R8 all of his pics on more than 1 occasion) PukinDog14...: but you're blocked lazy ass and will be blogged soon!! PukinDog14...: if it was some nigger at your door you would hop up im sure going by your pics...but to rate someone that defended your lazy ass that's differnet ->PukinDog14...: well u blog away if u feel its needed! like I said Im sick! Just had surgery dont feel like R8ing a bunch of pics right now not personal. If u take it that way, Im sorry. PukinDog14...: well guess what you will feel it later!! PukinDog14...: you rated many??? ->PukinDog14...: just not all of em ->PukinDog14...: i r8ed ur pics ->PukinDog14...: wtf 4? PukinDog14...: well figure you will be posted in a blog later as a non-rater

I Want To Be Yo Bish...
I'm the Bish Yo Mamma and Yo Pappa warned you about...Why not defy what they tell you and try me out...I'll be the best darn Bish Yo ever had :P All you have to do is follow my link below...Come on, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA... While you're there don't forget to rate fan and add DaisyB and LarryB they RAWK!!!

Struggling To Survive
I have hit rock bottom!! Am currently homeless and jobless, struggling to keep a roof over my kids heads each night. When your world crashes , it crashes hard. As you may or may not know have several health issues, which make getting thru each day hard enough as it is. But recently lost my job due to those health issues the next day lost the place where i was staying. Moved up to my mom's but could only stay there for 2 weeks, due to the rules of where she lives. So my children and myself moved into the womens she,lter here, so I could get assistance getting back on my feet. I followed all their rules, reported all my medications prescribed by my doctors, turned my meds into them, went to them to request my meds when it was time to take them. Went to the pain specialist for my chronic pain, who adjusted my pain medication to see if something else would work better. So I got the prescription filled, took it to the staff reported the change and turned in the bottle of pills. 2 days later

Just Have Something To Bitch About
here is what i have to bitch most of the women on here r a bunch of gold diggers....if u want to see my nude picks buy me this and that i say fuck u if u dont want ppl to look at u nude pic do not post the or mark privet i think if u want ppl to see ur pic let them dont be such a gold digger.like my pics ar marked privet if u want to see just ask im not that fucking stingy abuot who can see my pics or not because if u do thats fine or not i dont give a flying fuck

Be Still And Listen
I am quiet so that the Spirits can enter and call my name. I listen as they speak I hold no thought of shame. They come to me in the silence of the meditation by the fire. I open myself to the teachings and they fill my soul with desire. The Spirits come to tell me things I could not know. Of legends before my time and where the Spirits go. They talk of the souls of the departed sitting at the Wise Council in the sky. They tell of the coming again of things we thought had passed us by. The return of the buffalo on the plains, the return of the water so pure, they tell of the peace among the men who know the land so sure. Of hearts in the mending, of peace among us all. Of great men still standing long after the fall. Returning to a time where there was abundance in the land. And the land was shared by all before it left our hands.

Come Inside
Me. Silently: serendipitous one, surreptitious one, tranquility— take my hand, follow my breath across the western sky into the wading sun— bright orange over the land we have already walked upon. vibrant memories like wise clouds clinging to the earth home to secret angels trilling lullabies behind us. a taste of beauty on your tongue settles softly on the garden of flesh waiting patiently for another flower to burst gleefully into bloom. follow the surging sea longing within you, like a breath in a moment a cry of pleasure sailing gracefully to her knees. a sip of serendipity a glance of happiness and the subtle hands of love remember... never a moment shall pass without thoughts of you upon my lips. now and forever

I Want You To Know
I want you to know that you are my most precious possession Not that I own you, but that I shall hold you to my breast And in my heart for all of my days, I want you to know that I don't love lightly, or for just today But that I will love you solely . . . deeply . . . and forever, I want you to know I can never hurt or betray you I have been there and know the anguish of loving, I want you to know I give my own heart freely and unconditionally So you may know the feelings I have for only you, I want you to know you are my best friend, my lover, my very life, And . . . when there is no more . . . my breath.

Why???
Why do so many people of this country say that they support the troops when they can’t even began to tell you one little thing that they have don’t in support of the troops? Why do so many people unwilling voluntary for any branch of the armed forces but yet want to look down on us when we proudly stand up and do what you are unwilling to do? Why do your friends and loved ones and everyone who knows your name pat you on your back for joining the service but know one knows you and or want to help you when you return? Why is there so many hypocrites in this world? Why can’t we be looking on as heroes like your favorite sports star when we are willing to pay the ultimate price for YOUR FREEDON, WHICH ISN’T FREE?

An Update
OK ALL THIS IS AN UPDATE!! I WONT BE ON FROM SEPTEMBER 28TH TO OCTOBER 5TH... WHY?? WELL LET ME TELL U WHY... I AM GOIN ON A CUISE T THE BERMUDAS. AND IM GONNA BE EITHER DRUNK OUTTA MY MIND TO GET ON, OR IM GONNA BE LOUNGIN AT THE POOL SIDE ALL WEEK... BUT WON BE ON... IF ULOVE ME LEAVE ME SOME FOR WHEN I GET BACK ON.. AND I WILL TRY TO GET ON EVERY NOW AND THEN... MUAHS TO MA FAM!

F.f Prayer
Another F.F prayer Brothers, when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be. Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve. In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl. On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know. In hot cellars in searing heat At windows where a gate you.. --> must --> meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be at your side. The house from which I now respond Is over staffed with heroes gone. Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well. As fire men we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand. A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway. That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor. For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there. So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I know throughout the years. As I did the job I loved to do I pray that thought will s

Read It Only Takes 20 Seconds
-- Exercise Daily -- Walk with God From: S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. - - - - - - - - - - But FART !! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! Send this on to your friends -- Make them laugh!

Quote
I was watching a movie earlier today and there was a quote from it "love, like grief, fades after time". Is this true? Does love fade over time if you are away from your loved one? Or does it just lay dormant, struggling for breath, waiting to burn as brightly as it used to?

Pauls Blog
Im 33 years old love to have friends on fubar. Im trying to become female so all you haters out there if you dont like it fuck off!! Not much to say other then im hopeing ill be moveing soon to start over a new life.. I get along pretty much with anyone..

Come Own Me!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ITS AUCTION TIME AND THIS HOTTIE WANTS TO BE YO BISH!!! DO YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAME THIS BAD GURL??? COME PLACE YOUR BIDS AND SEE IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES! > ***DONT FORGET TO RATE THIS BAD GURL'S PIC*** > > CLICK HERE > > > > > > ***DONT FORGET TO RATE THIS BAD GURL'S PIC*** > > BROUGHT TO YOU BY: > > ~¢¾~JUICY FRUIT~¢¾~MZ.DREAMS~¢¾CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTAIN**I.B.I.C***N.A.P.@ fubar > > > > > > > >

Shopping, Blah
No auctions here :P 'tis my mother's 50th birthday on saturday, and because I only just got my money today, I have to buy something tomorow. I have no idea what, but it has to be done. Sooo, I won't be here most of the day 'cause i'll be galavanting around looking for something. *mumbles obscenities to self* Wish me luck.

Thank You
Thank You Everyone!!! It would be impossible to thank everyone on an individual basis who helped make my Happy Hour such an amazing success. I was leveled to Disciple before it was even over. There is one group I do have to thank my Fubar family THE SHADOW LEVELERS. A long time ago when Passionman71 was trying to reel me in he told me I would never meet a better group people and he was telling the truth. After my first contact with BooBoo I knew my life on Fubar was about to change. You are like real family, I have new brothers and sisters to talk to about problems, an adopted daughter who is such an amazing person I wish she was mine I even have a man to fight me tooth and nail about EVERYTHING which makes me feel like Dave is back home. I am so overwhelmed with all the love you have all shown me it is going to take weeks to pay it all back but I will try my hardest to get to each one of you. Thank you again from the bottom of my heart. XOXOXOXOXOX Ka

Delerius Has An Hh
What can I say about the man I love's first HH tomorrow?? SAVE YOUR RATES FOR IT OR I WILL KILL YOU....or more likely find out where you live and shave your pets. Its at 8pm PST And remember I will systematically cover your carpets with all shaved pet hair!

Help...
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Only In America!
Only found in America Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Ldc Family Love For The Week Of 9-17-08 To 9-24-08
Please show each of these members love this week……shaniqua™~Owner of LDC~@ fubarLady of Chaos of Dark Covenant Family@ fubar~Fu-Married to Brad~Lost Civeteto True Queen Witch~@ fubar~Ðj Tåttøøgìr£@Rè£èñt£è§§~Ðý£øñ'§ Ðìvå Måfìå~£.Ð.©.~TåĶèñ ß¥ ÐJ ÞhåtĶìÐ M¥ MFKN Må§tè®@ fubar

Clan Test Results
Your result for Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You?...The Deceivers {Ravnos} The wickedly black Ravnos clan rely on illusion. Like the gypsies of old they use the greatest tool of all, the con. They know that things are rarely as they seem and they rely on this to get by. They tend to say exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say. To assume anything beyond what has been stated is foolhardy at best when dealing with the Ravnos. Everything is about perception to them and karmatic action is very important to them. They see death as a natural part of life and they believe that you should never take pity on a sucker. For you to be a Ravnos means that you rely on deception and perception. You love to test those around you and you have no problem cheating at cards. The most important thing is for you to come out on top. You are always looking for the quick buck and for this reason I hope the luck is about you. Like all gypsies you follow your own moral code

Not Sure About This World.......
OK, SORRY FOR THE CAPS PEOPLE, BUT I AN PISSED! I JUST BOUGHT MY LAPTOP IN FEB. BRAND NEW.....OF COURSE WITH 3 KIDS I HAVE TO HAVE THE 4 YEAR WARRANTY, SO WHAT DOES MY 3 YEAR OLD DO? HE POPS OFF THE B,N,M,AND , KEY AS WELL AS THE SPACE BAR. SO. NOW DELL IS SENDING OUT A TECHNICIAN TO REPAIR MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD. I AM STILL SICKER THAN A DOG ....

Bishing Is What I Do Best!!!!!!!!
This Bish is on sale!! All you have to do is click on the pic, rate my pic {most rates wins a bonus!}, and BID on this BiSH!!! You know you wanna own a BiSh! BiShing is what I do best!! This bully brought to you by: ~Ð!AnA~ ( NO FAN=NO ADD) OWNED BY LARRYB@ fubar

Doc G Update #4
Hey everyone just talked to Doc a bit ago, he has power back.(YEAH) but still no internet his phone has no dial tone. Let's all hope that they can get that fixed in the next day or so. He sends his love to all his angels and friends. Hopes to be back here real soon. Mare

I Need Ur Help Plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK FUBARIANZ IT'Z ME TãTT³Ð&þì³®Ç³Ð A.K.A. Ðå F£ì®Ŧ Thats Right Its Ur Boi Ðå F£ì®Ŧ-þÏMþ †ð ŦhÉ þû$$¥Çã† þ£ÃŸMÅŦ€§-{ W.W.S. Leveler } @ fubar It's Dat Time Again 4 Me Too Once Again Truly Ask For My Friends Help. I'm In A Contest Hosted By None Othar Than Stephanie Lynn@ fubar What Im Tryin To Win Is A A HAPPY HOUR!!!! OR 150-credit bling pack OR $1 Million Fu-bucks So What I Need Is 150 To Add Fan And Rate Her And Tell Her In The Fan Request That I Sent You!!!! (repost of original by 'Ðå F£ì®Ŧ-þÏMþ †ð ŦhÉ þû$$¥Çã† þ£ÃŸMÅŦ€§-{ W.W.S. Leveler }' on '2008-09-18 13:17:20') (repost of original by 'MzBooti2Big aka Ms Got It Like Dat H.B.I.C " PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE"' on '2008-09-18 13:57:57') (repost of original by '~*~EyezOfJade ~*~Always Known As Tyghtwhyt ....' on '2008-09-18 16:11:52')

The Volt Isn't A Prius. It Might Even Be Better
By Chuck Squatriglia EmailSeptember 17, 2008 | 4:24:53 PMCategories: Chevrolet Volt Chevrolet_volt06 The Chevrolet Volt and Toyota Prius look a lot alike, but they are fundamentally different cars that blaze separate paths toward the inevitable electrification of the automobile. And while the Prius is the world's most-popular hybrid and the poster child for green(er) motoring, the Volt is more technologically advanced. The Prius, like the Honda Civic Hybrid and the forthcoming Insight, is a parallel hybrid that uses both an electric motor and a gasoline engine to drive the wheels. It is designed to deliver optimal fuel economy at low speed or in stop-and-go traffic, when the electric motor does all the work. At highway speeds, it's just another fossil-fuel burner, albeit one that gets 45 mpg and emits less CO2 than almost anything else on the road. The Volt, which General Motors finally unveiled Tuesday, is a series hybrid, also called a range-extended electric vehicle.

Desire
Desire. To covet,want,a transient longing for someone or something.Does it involve greed? To some degree yes,does it involve envy,yes.The Buddhist teach that to Desire is to inflict your own suffering;why would anyone desire so only to cause there own self inflicted pain? Perhaps it is the "pain before pleasure" notion or simply the transient feeling of wanting the allure of the deviant fantasy of the unobtainable. For myself all to often the things I want are not necessarily the things I i truly need.To be free of want is to be no different then to live without pleasure,taming the how and why to need and stepping outside oneself to is the real challenge.With all thing attainable we lose are real self in the process;it is a price that only you can decide for yourself. I'm not usually one to blog or write something so interpersonal,but there are always thoughts that deserve to be written.

Daisyblue Can Be Yours
BISH FOR SALE This lovely lady is all about the handcuffs and hot wax, if you are smart you will make her your own. Just be forewarned, DON'T WEAR A BLINDFOLD, you will wake up naked and feeling violated! BUT HAPPY!!!

S8en First Bully For Us
Join us in the 7th Circle Of Hell! Great friends n family! Live DJ's! What r you waiting for?We're currently lookin for Some Greeters, Promoters, and DJ's! If this sounds like somethin ya might wanna do just drop by and let us know! While ur there join the fam! We'd luv to have ya!! (repost of original by 'S8en's Lil Helper ~Promoter @ 7th Circle Of Hell~Fu G/f to Forsaken1' on '2008-09-18 16:50:44')

39 Things Every Man Needs To Know To Survive
1- A virgin don't ever drive a Z-28 2- Never bet the ranch on your prostate 3- If it has an Adam's Apple, it's probably a man 4- Never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand 5- She didn't accidently get good in bed 6- You can't join the church if you're already dead 7- A work uniform ain't totally nude 8- Bream and bass ain't seafood 9- If there are guns in the house one better be yours 10- Don't get naked next to any fishing lures 11- If It's Girl Scout cookies, she's a little too young 12- If you say "I Do", be the ugly one 13- Don't ever let a bald man borrow your comb 14- Never play strip poker in a nursing home 15- Don't blame your pallbearers because they don't show if your buried in the middle of the Super Bowl 16- Let people borrow money & they'll leave you alone 17- Never fry bacon without a shirt on 18- Never spray water on a hornet's nest 19- A woman rarely aces the driver's test 20- The sign probably doesn't re

Bling Bling Time To All That Wantn One 150 Comments For One! In Here
width="100%"> OH RIGHT NOW LET GET DOWN TO THE REAL DEAL! NEED HELP IN GIVEAWAY GOT $$$$ FOR 150 COMMMETS ON THIS PIC AND DON'T FORGET TO TO RATE! CLICK BELOW AND HELP A DIVA OUT! BLING BLING IT IS PLEASE LET ME KNOW E-MAIL WHEN YOU BEGIN AND FINISH TY! $$$$$$ NEED A HAND IN GIVEAWAY 15O BLINGS FOR 50,000. CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW: HOSTED BY: PLEASE STOP AND SHOW LOVE AND LEAVE COMMENTS FOR ME 'X©ït€M€ **Å§ÅÐ§' FU Woman** 1st Asst of Dylon's Diva Mafia*@ fubar BULLETIN BY AKAMRS. T ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~SHADOW LEVELERS~

Help Ron Level
Please Help Him Level!!! He has been trying for days to level and hasn't gotten anywhere. So Please help him. Im sure if you go and LOVE him up all Love will be returned. RonaldAnthony74 fuhusband to KickA$$Bi@tch and RLBF of her too she rocks *~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*/~♥~ Fu Wife & R/L G/F 2 Ronaldanthony74 ~♥~@ fubar

#1
1. What is your occupation right now? sex therapist to a local rock star 2. What color are your socks right now? socks?what socks... am I supposed to be dressed too!? :O 3. What are you listening to right now? droll dripping off of my chin hitting the floor as I masturbate to your picture LOL 4. What was the last thing that you ate? is dick a food? lol 5. Can you drive a stick shift? better than your last gf can 6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? well , we didn't exactly 'speak' , is moaning considered talkin ? lol 7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? no I just use him for sex 8. How old are you today? old enough to know what I want, young enough to still get it and wise enough to know what to do with it. 9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? running, u know like when those ppl run from the cops, that's a sport right? lol 10. What is your favorite drink? anything that doesn't have cyanide in it.

Jesture Of Love
Master of illusion, I’m your puppet on a golden string Your words mix with Scotch becoming venom in your veins Dancing like children around rainbows After my storm of tears has passed I press my lips hard to your flesh Dancing my tongue on the line of your neck I extract the evil within, all the pain you carry The burns of your vacant words make it my own I now stand alone, I suppose I always was Holding firmly to what was never mine Your jester act had my heart fooled All along I was your last laugh The is one thing I must reveal Before I leave this lonely town of faith The words you made me suffocate Now come to light this night I really did love you behind those lying eyes Every moment is locked in my heart Nights I spend crying for your touch Though to you, I never meant very much

Emotional Tattoo
It’s that time of night again I’ll crack open the bottle of gin With its help Ill be able to erase The memory of your warm embrace Its been more than a year since my world fell apart When you came home that night and spilt your guilty heart Your words flowed like water over deafening ears The choice you made justified all of my fears I’ve always know that happiness was not for me For others it’s easy but misery is my destiny Your words overwhelm me and I act enraged Inside I know, it’s the same old play I don’t deserve to be loved or so I’ve been told I gone to the depths of my emotional shores I’ve given it all to only be hurt and betrayed Now I just feel my heart slipping away In pain comes pleasure or so I’ve been told All I feel is the peace of mending my soul I’ve let it all go now and accepted my fate I will be all I need before it is to late Cruel words of others stick to skin like glue A constant reminder, an emotional tattoo You can cover it up

Station Fire 100
You may notice that I recently uploaded a whole messload of pictures under my new album "The Station Fire 100" Unfortunately, I was unable to upload all 100 of the images that belong there because I reached my photo limit. I don't want anyone to think that I purposely left out pictures. When finished, this album will contain the pictures of all 100 station fire victims, which include my sister Dina. When you get a moment, take the time to go through these images. These people deserve a moment of time to be remembered. Many had children. Some didn't get a chance to enter that phase in their life. Some were too young to even drink. The youngest were 18 and 19 years old. Thank you ahead of time for taking the time to view these pictures. I just wish I was at a high enough level to upload all 100 right now. JEZZY~GEE

Another One Of Those Lists
1. What is your occupation right now? Living in a van down by the river!! 2. What color are your socks right now? Who the hell stole my socks 3. What are you listening to right now? The guy in the cell over from me crying for his mommy 4. What was the last thing that you ate? Hansel and Gretel 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Id rather someone else drive it for me...ohh, you meant a vehicle...ooops 6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? The voices, do you know them? They never stop 7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? It just appeared 8. How old are you today? 6 no 5 9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Butterfly catching 10. What is your favorite drink? Anything on FUBAR... :D

Im In An Auction Come Show Some Love!!!!
imikimi - Customize Your World Hey guys, here I am and I'm in another auction. I need your help, I need you to come check me out and put in some awesome bids. Don't let me go to just any old fubarian, I want one of you hot, sexy, wonderful people to get me... I am offering some great things, and you will get to own me for an entire month. Now thats hot!! and I promise I will be worth it. Come show me some mad Fubar love, make a bid, and win this Fubar Hottie!!! Crown Royal - Jill Scott

Family N Being Apart
I also agree that family is important but sometime's the kids grow up and no longer seem to need mom n dad anymore...they enjoy there independency to much and there's just not enough room or time in there lives to listen or pay attention to good ole ma n pa...Yes I love my kids but its pretty hard to show it when there never around...or want to be near you This has been the Blog of the Ballbreaker.

Official: T-mobile's Google Android Phone Launching 9-23
I just got the official invite to the launch party for the T-Mobile G1, aka the HTC Dream, aka the Google Phone, the first-ever retail phone running Google's Android platform. As you can see from the invite above, it's going to be a big deal, with T-Mobile and Google execs speaking and a hideous scrum of reviewers jockeying to get their hands on tethered-down units afterwards. In other words, it's going to be great. We'll cover it when it happens, and we'll have a review up as soon as we can an actual review model. We still don't know when it's going on sale or at what price, though. Want to get psyched?

Untitled Poem
She rises from the shards of a broken heart to stand amongst the glittering pieces; bleeding and tortured by memories. Eyes as clear as a flash of lightning Spirit illuminated with tears yet unshed. A proud soul seeks nourishment from the white hot pain of betrayal. Dreams scattered at her feet, In one hand: wisdom In the other: experience. She journeys forward alone, guided by the harmony of a song that once beat a rhythmic union and now is a distant melody... the mournful cry of the lost.

Internet
* EFF FILED A NEW LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NSA and other government agencies and officials today, redoubling our efforts in the fight against warrantless wiretapping. The suit -- called Jewel v. NSA -- is aimed at ending the NSA's dragnet surveillance of millions of ordinary Americans and holding accountable those responsible for creating, authorizing, and implementing the illegal program, including President Bush and Vice President Cheney. http://www.eff.org/cases/jewel

Do You Know Me?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids. ' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??? She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

Carebear- 2nd Alarm Hottie
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Update On Tx
words are by Bob Barr's campaign manager: Just moments ago, Bob Barr and our campaign manager, Russ Verney, stood on the steps of the Supreme Court of Texas to rally a crowd of supporters and answer questions from the media. Today, we filed an emergency stay to prevent the Texas Secretary of State from printing ballots until after our case was decided. For a quick recap, earlier this week we filed a lawsuit to remove both John McCain and Barack Obama from the Texas ballot. Texas election code §192.031 requires that the "written certification" of the "party's nominees" be delivered "before 5 p.m. of the 70th day before election day" and both candidates missed that deadline. When this story first broke, the New York Times , took a jab at us saying that if our campaign prevailed in Texas, the action may, "thoroughly alarm foreign investors." This morning, political pundits beholden to the status quo got a bit more serious. In a scathing hit piece published by CQ Politics,

Lost
Feel so confused lost, disgusted, abandoned, abused broken and torn, twisted and used. This is a life I will not lead This is a life that's not mine... I believe. For me: hope, grace, patience and love Acceptance, faith and a touch from above.

Breast Cancer Awareness Train! Get On Board!!
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month As we all know Breast Cancer is a very serious disease effecting many women. October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and we all want to be a part of it. To Join our train please rate the following folder then as usual fan rate and add all members. Once you have completed everything please send me a private message so you can be added. Once you have done this you have one more requirement, pick your Buddy, it can be your mother, sister, friend or neighbor and pick the day you will do your self exam and make the call to remind your buddy. Guys you are included too, make sure every woman in your life has a buddy. You can contact Georgetown University Hospital for your Free Buddy Check Kit. Take the time to go to the site and fill out the form. The few minutes it takes may save your life or someone you love.

Indestructible
Another mission The powers have called me away Another time To carry the colors again My motivation An oath I’ve sworn to defend To win the honor Of coming back home again No explanation Will matter after we begin Another dark destroyer that’s buried within My true vocation And now my unfortunate friend You will discover A war you’re unable to win I'll have you know That I’ve become… Indestructible Determination that is incorruptible From the other side A terror to behold Annihilation will be unavoidable Every broken enemy will know That their opponent had to be invincible Take a last look around while you’re alive I’m an indestructible master of war Another reason Another cause for me to fight Another fuse uncovered Now, for me to light My dedication To all that I’ve sworn to protect I carry out my orders With not a regret A declaration Embedded deep under my skin A permanent reminder Of how we began No

Real People
So I have had this site since Jan 06 as many of you have. Threw my times on this site I have met many great ppl and some not so great..but that is the way of the world I reckon. But as of late I have noticed allot of us have forgotten that there are REAL people on the other side of the screen. When did this become a rat race instead of a site to meet cool ppl that are tired being treated like a child on other social sites. I reckon its just a rant but i would like to start seeing some of that respect return instead of the "what can you do for me" attitude that has become spread threw this site. Would love some feed back do you agree disagree or I am sure there will be the ones that fell better by leaving some crack pot comment but oh well glad for them all.

The Why I Feel Like I Do
if feel like the way i do is because my father has throat cancer...but will be fine...i wonder y nobody wants to talk 2 me it pisses me off when i talk 2 someone then they stop talkin 2 me i just wish ppl would let me know if i did something wrong or they just dont want to fuckin talk 2 me so i say fuck em all and if i piss u off ohhh fuckin well i can be a nice guy or a real fuckin asshole...if u get to know me u might really like me

Cherish
I guess when it really comez down to it we should cherish the love that we have often we sum timez abuse the one thing that matterz the most we negelic it than lose it only to want what we had back treat yourself don't cheat yourself! main deal iz work on the trust give love time to grow don't rush !! just sum random thoughtz runnin through my head that i needed to express.

Piestory
Piestory Although history records numerous incidents of objects being thrown at public figures—as early as the first century AD Roman chroniclers were describing how the Emperor Nero was pelted with onions in the Colosseum—the use of the cream pie as a means of political protest is a relatively recent phenomenon. “In the past people have tended to express themselves by throwing eggs, vegetables or rotten cats,” says Barker. “That can be harmful, however. The whole thing about cream pies is that allows you to make your point without actually hurting anybody.” Two figures have been especially prominent in the rise of confectionery as an instrument of political protest. In the U.S. left-wing activist Aron Kay has been dubbed “The Pieman” for a whole series of attacks stretching across almost three decades, and including such victims as right-wing political commentator William F. Buckley, former CIA director William Colby and former New York Mayor Abe Beame. In Belgium, meanwhile

Great Pie-ing Moments
Great Pie-ing Moments You’ve probably heard it already, but just one more time because it was a peach of a pieing at the Den Haag Climate Talks, November 2000. Two women infiltrated the U.S. Delegation Press Conference. One armed with a pie, and the other with a mega-rant... As Frank Loy, head of the U.S. Delegation, began to peddle his usual bollox, Agent Cherry Pie scooped a rather mushy black forest gateaux (stolen) out of her bag, leapt forward from her front-row seat and planted it right in his face. Immediately Agent Sushi jumped up onto her chair and started ranting. Both Agents managed to get out the door, walk past the running cops and escape into the night. Frank Loy, meanwhile, looked like a total mess, with pie exploded all over his face. He tried to scrape his dignity, managed a few words and then cancelled the press conference. Lessons to learn from this action: it is really easy! You can do it. Just get a smart suit, a pie, think up a rant, and away you go. Keep

Vamp Morticia's Auction Closed!
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Updated From The Doctor Visit
well it has been two weeks since last visit to my doctor wil my blood work came back not good news.I have Hypopituitarism it's rare disorder and not curable only hope is be treated. Hypopituitarism Definition: Hypopituitarism is a disorder in which your pituitary gland fails to produce one or more of its hormones, or doesn't produce enough of them. The pituitary is a small bean-shaped gland located at the base of your brain, somewhat behind your nose and between your ears. Despite its size, this gland secretes hormones that influence nearly every part of your body. In hypopituitarism, you have a short supply of one or more of these pituitary hormones. This deficiency can affect any number of your body's routine functions, such as growth, blood pressure and reproduction. Hypopituitarism is a rare disorder. Treatment for hypopituitarism involves taking hormone replacement medications. If I don't go back on the hormone I will age fast and die at a young age the doctor c

This The( Url) For This Prospect Please Take A Minute Or Two.thanks.
http://www.playrequiem.com/promo/index.html?fbid=Bi8pp7 This is a exciting game for world of different peaple that like adventure and role playing games this will increase the mobility of your mind and heart to fullfill the need to explore another world of voyages and decision making as creating many goals to defeat the purpose of fantasy and real life aspects. Please Gamers or some one try it it has its benefits . have a wonderful day.

Fubar Fakes
so...ive been bored at home and scanning all the people, and one thing i noticed is,why dont people put up real pics of themselves on here? I understand "oh shes hot or thats my favorite actress,musician" or whatever but atleast put the pic of YOU up first.Then put that other stuff in a folder or whatever. Sorry got on a rant,im done now. just wondering

Antipasto Appetizer Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 1/2 teaspoons all-purpose flour 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 jar (7.5 oz) roasted red bell peppers, drained, chopped 1 jar (6 oz) marinated artichoke hearts, drained, chopped 3/4 cup drained pitted ripe olives, chopped 3 oz thinly sliced Genoa salami, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 3 oz thinly sliced provolone cheese, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 4 oz feta cheese, crumbled (1 cup) 1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning, if desired DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. 2. If using classic crust: Sprinkle flour evenly over cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 14x10-inch rectangle. If using thin crust: Sprinkle flour evenly over 15x10-inch dark cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 14x10-inch rectangle. 3. Sprinkle roasted peppers, artichokes and olives evenly over dough. Top with salami, provolone cheese

Taco Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef 1 package (1 oz) Old El Paso® taco seasoning mix 1/4 cup water 1 can (4 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1/4 cup sliced ripe olives, drained 2 cups shredded Mexican cheese blend (8 oz) 1 1/2 cups shredded lettuce 1 cup seeded chopped tomato (1 large) Crushed corn chips, if desired Old El Paso® salsa, if desired DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. In 10-inch skillet, cook beef, taco seasoning mix and water as directed on package. Spoon evenly on dough. Top with chiles, olives and cheese. 3. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Top with remaining ingredients. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 3/4 cup jerk seasoning sauce 2 cups cooked chicken, chopped 4 strips bacon, cooked, crumbled 1/2 cup chopped red onion 1 red bell pepper, cut into thin strips 1 green bell pepper, cut into thin strips 1 1/2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (6 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Spread 1/2 cup of the jerk seasoning sauce over dough to within 1/2 inch of edges. In medium bowl, mix chicken and remaining jerk seasoning sauce; spoon evenly on top. Sprinkle with bacon, onion, bell peppers and cheese. 3. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Rise 'n Shine Lattice Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 box (9 oz) Green Giant® frozen roasted potatoes with garlic & herbs 1/2 cup chives-and-onion cream cheese spread (from 8-oz container) 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning 2 eggs 3/4 to 1 cup basil pesto (6 to 8 oz) 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 2 cups grated Asiago or Parmesan cheese (8 oz) 1 package or jar (3 oz) cooked real bacon bits 1 box (10.6 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated garlic with herbs breadsticks DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Cut small slit in center of pouch of potatoes. Microwave on High 2 to 3 minutes or just until warm; set aside. In small bowl, beat cream cheese, Italian seasoning and eggs with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended; set aside. 2. Line large cookie sheet with cooking parchment paper. Place pesto in small strainer over bowl to drain off excess oil. Lightly brush oil from pesto onto parchment paper. Unroll pizza crust dough on paper-

Chicken Fajita Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 tablespoon olive or vegetable oil 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips 1 to 2 teaspoons chili powder 1/2 to 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1 cup thinly sliced onions 1 cup green or red bell pepper strips (2x1/4 inch) 1/2 cup Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese (8 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. If using classic crust: Heat oven to 425°F. Spray or grease 12-inch pizza pan or 13x9-inch pan. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press out dough to edges of pan. If using thin crust: Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. In 10-inch skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat until hot. Add chicken; sprinkle with chili powder, salt and garlic p

Bacon Spinach Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1 box (9 oz) Green Giant® frozen spinach 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1/2 cup coarsely chopped onion 1 package (6 oz) refrigerated cooked Italian-style chicken breast strips, chopped 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 oz) 1 package (2.2 oz) precooked bacon slices, cut into 1/2-inch pieces DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10x1-inch pan (use dark pan for thin crust). Unroll dough in pan. Starting at center, press out dough to edge of pan. 2. Meanwhile, cook spinach as directed on box. Drain well; squeeze to remove liquid. In 6-inch skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat until hot. Add onion; cook and stir 3 to 4 minutes, stirring frequently, until tender. 3. Top dough with spinach, onion, chicken, cheese and bacon. 4. Bake classic crust 18 to 20 minutes, thin crust 14 to 18 minutes, or until cheese is melted. Cut into 6 row

Chicken Cordon Bleu Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/3 cup garlic ranch dressing 1 cup shredded smoked provolone cheese (4 oz) 1 package (4 oz) refrigerated roasted chicken breast strips 2 oz sliced Canadian bacon, halved 2 tablespoons cooked real bacon pieces 4 medium green onions (1/4 cup), sliced 1/4 cup chopped tomato 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese (4 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. If using classic crust: Heat oven to 425°F. Spray or grease 12-inch pizza pan. Unroll dough in pan. Starting at center, press dough to edge of pan. If using thin crust: Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Spread dressing over dough. Sprinkle with provolone cheese. Top with remaining ingredients. 3. Bake classic crust 18 to 22 minutes, thin crust 16 to 20 minutes, or until crust i

Spicy Mexican Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/2 lb chorizo sausage (not smoked) 1 can (8 oz) tomato sauce 1/2 to 1 chipotle chile in adobo sauce (from 7- or 11-oz can) 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1 can (2.25 oz) sliced ripe olives, drained 2 cups shredded Colby-Monterey Jack cheese blend (8 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10x1-inch pan (dark pan for thin crust). Unroll dough in pan. Starting at center, press out dough to edge of pan. 2. Remove sausage from casings; place in 10-inch skillet. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring frequently and breaking up sausage, until no longer pink. Remove sausage from skillet; drain well on paper towels. In blender, place tomato sauce and chipotle chile. Cover; blend on high speed until smooth. 3. Spread tomato sauce mixture evenly over crust. Sprinkle cooked sausage, cilantro, olives and cheese over sauce. 4. Bake classic

Four-cheese Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/3 cup shredded fresh Parmesan cheese 1 tablespoon dried basil leaves 1 cup shredded provolone cheese (4 oz) 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz) 1/2 cup tomato pasta sauce DIRECTIONS 1. If using classic crust: Heat oven to 425°F. Spray or grease 12-inch pizza pan or 13x9-inch pan. Unroll dough in pan. Starting at center, press out dough to edge of pan. If using thin crust: Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Sprinkle dough with Parmesan cheese and basil. Top with provolone, Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. Drop pasta sauce by spoonfuls over cheese. 3. Bake classic crust 12 to 18 minutes, thin crust 10 to 14 minutes, or until crust is deep golden brown. Cut

Easy Cheeseburger Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (13.8 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated classic pizza crust or 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/2 lb extra-lean (at least 90%) ground beef 1 cup tomato pasta sauce 1/4 cup chopped red onion, if desired 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese (4 oz) 1/4 cup dill pickle slices DIRECTIONS 1. If using classic crust: Heat oven to 425°F. Spray or grease 12-inch pizza pan. Unroll dough on pan. Starting at center, press out dough to edge of pan. If using thin crust: Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet. Starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Meanwhile, in 8-inch skillet, cook beef over medium-high heat, stirring frequently, until thoroughly cooked; drain. Spread pasta sauce evenly over dough. Top with beef, onion and cheese. 3. Bake classic crust 12 to 18 minutes, bake thin crust 8 to 12 minutes, or until edges are golden brown and cheese is bubbly. Top

Hawaiian Bbq Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/2 cup barbecue sauce 1 cup cooked cubed chicken 1 cup cooked cubed ham 1 can (8 oz) pineapple tidbits, drained 1/4 cup chopped red onion, if desired 2 cups shredded mozzarella and Cheddar cheese blend (8 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Spread barbecue sauce evenly on dough. Top with remaining ingredients. 3. Bake 13 to 16 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Bulletin By Shawnda
Hey Come help pepsiman get back to where he was.... new profile fresh start.... Please R/F/A..... xoxo Pepsimannc69@ fubar (repost of original by 'ღ* ஐ*ღ~Naughtia*~2nd Alarm Hotties*~Owner of Dago~Fu-Married To Big Sexy**ღ*' on '2008-09-18 13:37:31')

Buffalo Chicken-style Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/2 cup Buffalo wing sauce 1 1/2 cups chopped cooked chicken 1/4 cup finely chopped celery 1/4 cup finely chopped onion 2 oz blue cheese, crumbled (1/2 cup), if desired 1 1/2 cups finely shredded Colby-Monterey Jack cheese blend (6 oz) 1/2 cup ranch dressing DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. Spread 1/4 cup of the Buffalo wing sauce to within 1/2 inch of edges of dough. In medium bowl, mix chicken, celery, onion and remaining Buffalo wing sauce. Spoon evenly over crust. Sprinkle with blue cheese and Colby-Monterey Jack cheese. 3. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Serve with ranch dressing. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Come Get Lit With Us!!
Tiki Torch Bar Now Open!! Come get LIT at the Tiki Torch Bar! Go to your host's (~Dusty~) blog "Tiki Torch Bar" for an updated list. You know the drill, R/F/A all the LIT riders before you. If you already have them, leave a comment asking them to get LIT with you at the Tiki Torch Bar! There's TWO folders to rate. Relax, there's only 15 pics in each. Comment on the last pic. When you're done, private message me to be added. Folder 1, Grab a torch! Folder 2, Head to the bar! Your LIT Tiki Hosts: ~Dusty~*{Shadow Leveler}*@ fubar ▲►Ĵådəd Ôņə◄▼@ fubar Our LIT Tiki Riders: In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilo

Bbq Cheese Dog Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 6 hot dogs, cut into 1/2-inch slices 1/2 cup barbecue sauce 1/4 cup chopped onion 1/4 cup sweet pickle relish 1 tablespoon yellow mustard 1 1/2 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese (6 oz) DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. In medium bowl, mix hot dogs, barbecue sauce, onion, relish and mustard. Spoon evenly over dough. Sprinkle with cheese. 3. Bake 12 to 15 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Thai Chicken Pizza
INGREDIENTS 1 can (11 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated thin pizza crust 1/2 cup Thai peanut sauce 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 3 cups chopped cooked chicken 1/2 cup julienne (matchstick-cut) carrot 1/4 cup sliced green onions (4 medium) 1/4 cup chopped salted peanuts 1 1/2 cups finely shredded mozzarella cheese (6 oz) 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro DIRECTIONS 1. Heat oven to 400°F. Spray or grease 15x10-inch or larger dark or nonstick cookie sheet. Unroll dough on cookie sheet; starting at center, press dough into 15x10-inch rectangle. 2. In small bowl, mix peanut sauce and ground ginger; spread to within 1/2 inch of edges of dough. 3. Top with chicken, carrot, onions and peanuts; sprinkle with cheese. 4. Bake 14 to 17 minutes or until crust is golden brown and cheese is melted. Sprinkle with cilantro. High Altitude (3500-6500 ft): Bake 2 to 4 minutes longer.

Ac/dc And The Bucket List
I have been an AC/DC fan since I was 14...I love them and know absolutely everything about them! They are the ultimate rock band and since I was born and raised in alaska I never got the chance to be a groupie and follow them around...none who is anyone ever goes to Alaska! lol Anyway,since I have never seen them in concert they are the #1 on my Bucket List....things to do before I die! Anyway they have a new album coming out on October 20th and they are going on tour in North America in October as well. I want to see them in San Antonio on December 14th! I would give anything to see them! But wouldn't you know it....I think it's karma and I did something evil in another life..cause I am completely broke and tickets go on sale on Saturday. It really sucks that I may not be able to go cause this will probably be the last concert they ever do...maybe if I start turning tricks or panhandling on the side of the road...maybe I will become an exotic dancer just long enough to get the mon

Win A Bling Pack Or A Vip Sexy Eyes Contest Details In Here
IT THE SEXY EYES CONTEST FOR RATES ONLY! LAST FOR ONE WEEK ONLY. THE MOST RATES WIN THE 2 MONTH VIP OR 25 BLING PACK! SEND YOUR PIC AND WILL START ON 9/22/08 TILL THE 9/29/08. REMEMBER MOST RATES WINS! E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR PIC Sexy Can I by Ray J feat. Yung Berg - Ray J featuring Yung Berg RULES: 1. NO DRAMA IT IS RATES ONLY 2. NO CHEATING WILL BE TOLERATED 3. PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL THAT RATE YOUR PIC ADD/FAN AND FRIEND THE HOST. 4. WILL LAST FOR ONE WEEK ONLY. BEGIN AT 7 P.M. AND END AT 7P.M EST. 5. ALL RATES WILL BE DONE AT THE END OF CONTEST AND PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN THE FOLLOWING DAY. 6.BULLETIN WILL BE DONE ON SUNDAY BEFORE THE CONTEST BEGIN WITH THE LINK TO CONTEST. 7. PLEASE ACT LIKE ADULT AND NOT CHILDREN, ANY COMPLAINTS ARE TO BE SAID TO THE HOST NOT OTHER CONTESTANTS ARE YOU WILL BE REMOVED. 8.BULLETIN WILL BE DONE FOR WINNER

Levelers Please Read!!!! And Comment
Just to inform everybody that we have lost another member!! The ex-member was unhappy because they said they couldnt get any help from us. We have strict rules and guidelines as far as leveling goes and for anybody that doesnt know what they are here they are again. 20,000 or less to level to rockstar or lower!! Must have at least 100 items to rate (pictures and or stash) Rockstars or higher...if u have a total of 500 itmes(pictures and or stash) or more to rate you can get help when u get within 50k examples......If you have 130k, no matter what your situation, how much stuff you have you are not getting levelled until you are within 50,000!!! I had an issue today where a member was wanting levelled with 230,000 and got mad when I said not til they are within 50k. They said I was unfair, but rules are rules. So pretty much nobody gets help until they are 50,000 away from leveling. No matter what the situation is. If anybody disagrees with this then they dont

People With More Accounts
What is funny , I sit here and got to laugh , I see people with more account , I caught them left and right , different ID , different about me info and all but what i love the most is the way they talk on shout box and put words together , I would love to post there ID on here and how many accounts but I wont go there , cause all they prove to me , is shit in my book , and also players ... I got blame for havin 9 accounts but when I ask for proof they cant fuckin prove it , but hey thats ok ... that is what you get from so call friends ...

~Åƒt€® Lïƒ€~
Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen So unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway I see a distant light, but girl this can't be right Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be Arrived too early And when I think of all the places I just don't belong I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too far I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear Escape from this afterlife ’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on Far away from here A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain Can leave this place but refrain, ’cause we've been waiting for you Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway This peace on earth's not right (with my back against the wall) No pain or sign of time (I’m much too young to fall) So out o

Goodbuy
Good day and good by I thought I would drop my friends a note to explain why I am no longer around. Just so you know I am not ignoring you all. The primary reason is the fact work is calling me away again. I doubt I will have either the time or the ability for the next year or so to be coming on FURBAR. But I will have to be truthful and say that a 2nd reason is motivating me. FUBAR has changed since I first came here (anyone remember cherry lol) the attitude of fun and adult conversation has been replaced by “high school” drama games, and self-righteous attitude. Frankly my life has drama enough. So I will shortly bid FUBAR goodbye. I would like to send my thanks to the true friends that I have made here, and if you want to here from me you have my e mail address (the ones that wanted it). I wish you happiness and all the best. I may one day find myself back here, but for now, at the end of next week I will be gone.

A Blonde Joke
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?' Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.' Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked. 'Yes', the

The Simplicity Of It All Is That She's Simply Fake
Lord KNOWS I am no Johnny Devil, he is truly the father of all fake busters BUT, this one fell in my lap so I am just gonna put it out there...Now, I know she's crush and fubuck hustling so I wanted to make sure it was all out there.... Simplicity Simplicity@ fubar I saw this account scroll and a few years ago, I used to have this girl on my Myspace, and I thought it odd that as much as we used to talk, she'd be on FU and not on my friends list. When I hit the page, I knew immediately that she was fake because the account was written in good English (Maria is from Brazil & most of her pages are not in English, unlike this shout convo) and claimed to be from New York. No dice, so I hit her shout: Okay, so I will answer the fakes question...the REAL person's name is Maria Da Graca Mello. CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES ON THIS PAGE She's Charging 50k Fubucks for NSFW's, my guess is that they are from this site (click image below) I didn't p

Please Read :) Ty
Ok i know longer have my VIP here.. So please forgive me if you dont see your name in it, Sher will remember all of you and still rate and what-ever like i always do .. Thank , big hugs to all family n friends:) Sherry

Lil Old Me
105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? nope 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? going on 3 years with my boyfriend steve :) 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? ummmm its been awhile... 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes once in a glass of milk dont ask me how it happened it just did 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Its been a while 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? bills 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? peice o pizza at school 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile, arms, butt 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? something inside so strong 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Whiting IN 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Whiting High School 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: tmobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: things remembered and debs 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: 4 years currently at a nursing home 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: i have before 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: boyfriends cousins wedding

Nails In The Fence
NAILS IN THE FENCE There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When y

Dj Sexy Up For Sale In A Gift Only Auction
=== '♥Dreamer ♥ aSst ChieF ♥ 2nd Alarm Hotties ♥' wrote the following at '2008-09-20 08:52:26'.. > > > > PLEASE COME BID ON ME GIFTS ONLY TY > > CLICK TO MAKE A BID > > > > > > RATE PICS 11'S ONCE A WEEK RATE STASH,BE ADDED TO YAHOO,PUT WINNER IN MY TAG FOR ONE MONTH,BUY BIG PIMPIN GIFT,LEAVE COMMENT ON PROFILE DAILY,BUY DRINK ONCE A WEEK,SFW SALUTE,POST WINNER'S PIC ON MY PROFILE,3 PERSONAL PIC > > > > HAVE FUN!! > > > >

Dumbing Down America
Dumbing down America, ... seems Ironic to say that, ... especially on a site like this one. Though you may think twice let alone have second thoughts on getting your child those "required" shots. Is there a method to all this madness? We may never know? It honestly depends on just how stupid we get. Watch this video,... its got a total "WOW" factor to it. But it potentially explains a lot. Any & all comments welcomed. Take a peek,... watch this,.... I'm wondering if I can sue? If this video is fact? It will explain my child's recent antics & actions. Brought to you by: B.E.A

Brain Dysfunction May Explain Fibromyalgia Symptoms
Content provided by Reuters Thursday, September 18, 2008 NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Dysfunction in a portion of the brain may explain some of the symptoms of fibromyalgia syndrome, researchers suggest in a paper published in the Journal of Rheumatology. Dr. Yasser Emad, of Cairo University, Egypt, and colleagues used proton magnetic resonance spectroscopy to examine the function of the hippocampus in 15 patients with fibromyalgia syndrome and in10 healthy women who were the same age as the other patients. The hippocampus is located deep in the front portion of the brain involved in regulating emotions and memory. Functionally, the hippocampus is part of the olfactory cortex, which is important to the sense of smell. The name is from the Greek hippos (horse) = kampos (a sea monster), based on its shape, which resembles a seahorse. Using spectroscopy, the researchers calculated levels of hippocampus levels of the brain chemicals N-acetyl aspartate (NAA), choline, creatine, alo

Sony's Playstation Home Gets Seriously Previewed
by Darren Murph, posted Sep 18th 2008 at 6:21AM We've been intrigued by Sony's PlayStation Home concept for, like, ever now, but considering just how long the thing has been delayed, we're trying to avoid any contact with pre-launch fodder in order to keep our hopes low. That being the case, we realize not all of you care to safeguard your hearts in the way we have ours, so we felt it prudent -- nay, necessary -- to pass along PS3 Fanboy's in-depth walkthrough of the service. SCEA's Jack Buser recently took the time to sit down and open up for a marvelous preview of the Plaza, Game Space and lots of other nooks and crannies we're sure you're interested in venturing into. To the read link, we send you. Try not to get lost, okay?

Asus And Skype Launch Dedicated Aiguru Sv1 Videophone
by Thomas Ricker, posted Sep 18th 2008 at 5:06AM Following in the dubious footsteps of Creative, ASUS just announced a dedicated videophone all its own. The AiGuru SV1 followup to the voice-only S1, enables virtually unlimited video calls without a computer -- a world's first to get a big thumbs-up from Skype. The SV1 packs an 800 x 600 pixel 7-inch LCD, integrated speaker and mic (or jacks for your own), a VGA-quality webcam, and connects to the Internets over 802.11b/g WiFi or Ethernet. It'll even run off battery for up to 20-minutes if absolutely necessary. Available for pre-order in Europe and North America today for a netbook-priced, $300 beans -- ships in October.

Demons Kiss
Filled with a murderous passion, a destructive yet persuading spell. A poisonous taste to my lips, In which no antidote can repel. A forbidden pleasure turns to pain, bi-polar flashes consume me. Hell's fury paralyzing my blood flow, arctic cold piercing right through me. In this body a soul now broken, a heart sustaining a fading beat. Finally broken I fall to the ground, I once caressed with my feet. Poisoned from a deadly pleasure, an intoxicating breath, A lesson I've fatally learned, for certain a painful death. Buried in pure darkness, never again to exist. The unwary victim, to a demons kiss.

Vampire Love
I met him one day By the river in the night time fall It was chilly He kept me warm of them all He whispered in my ear Which sends shivers down my spines I fell deep in love with his voice I felt that he was mines He got close to my neck And bare his teeth that showed fangs Bit into my neck that turns to pain But I was already in love lane I didn't care what he did to me He maybe be a vampire in lust A big lust for my blood Licked the blood off until dusk Gave me one last kiss Whispers a 'Thank you' and gave me a shove To walk down the road and told me to not look behind It was my forever vampire love...

My Vampire
A dark secret Being held and kept Curdling in my veins My heart beats faster and faster When you caress my neck So cold and hallow Your touch of death, cold Yet warming and loving Your sweet smile with your bare fangs Blood-thirsty in your eyes Grasping the thirst from getting out Disappearing before you can Take a bite from my neck Saying good-bye to my knight of night Until the next time of darkness You shall arise With loving eyes.

My Owner Jason
I'm Pimping out my newest owner I know you already know him and be real good friends with him, if not then you are missing out. He is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have him as a friend and as my fu owner. And he is fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping him out so come and show my new owner some mad Fu Lovin he will return it all.

My Vampire Lover
The night calling to you As you call to me, My sweet Vampire Come to me in the dead of night Hear the sweet temptation in my worlds As I wait for you Come sink those teeth in to my neck Drink from me Take what is your Come to me my sweet vampire My sweet Vampire Your eyes reveal way too much My sweet vampire lover I need your lips against my skin, Your teeth deep in me As you slowly slide in and out Taking me to new heights of pleasure My sweet vampire lover Drink from me Forever live with the tasty of me in your mouth Vampire lover of mine Please donâ??t stop Please make me moan your name Please take my life as your prolong yours Sweet Vampire of the night Sweet vampire son of evil Sweet vampire lover make me stop loving you Sweet Vampire lover, My Sweet Drew! Come to me in the night Make our your dreams come true Cause mine never will My Vampire Drew, My lover by night, friend by day Take my soul, you already have my heart

Angle Of Your Nightmares
Shredded wings, she softly sings, with a voice that corrupts the innocent. she wears a halo made of thorns, sits on a throne of broken bones. her skin is cold and pale as ice, lips the colour of tainted blood, hair black as her soul, eyes red as fire, and teeth sharp as razorblades. she feeds on your nightmares, whispers dark sin and demise in your ears. her touch burns into your heart, turning the happiness into dark thoughts. so don't go to sleep, don't close your eyes, for the angel of your nightmare awaits. so be fearful of the night

Texas Food Cards Won't Work In Louisiana
Texas food cards won't work in Louisiana 01:07 PM CDT on Thursday, September 18, 2008 Associated Press BATON ROUGE, La.—Louisiana’s Department of Social Services says Louisiana residents who got hurricane food stamps in Texas and Texas food stamp recipients who evacuated to Louisiana need to exchange their food stamp cards. The department says that can be done at a clinic for the “Women, Infants and Children” program. The department says the Texas cards won’t work in Louisiana, and stores should refer anyone trying to use those cards to the local clinic for the “WIC” program. It says that the state of Texas should have issued a verification card to Louisiana food stamp recipients when they got the Texas cards—and people need to bring that verification card, too. Anyone with questions can call the Partners for Healthy Babies phone line at 1-800-251-2229. This only applies to food stamp recipients who evacuated to Louisiana.

Copperheads Sneaky Snake Train!!
JOIN THE COPPERHEADS SNEAKY SNAKE TRAIN!!!! ADD, FAN, AND RATE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WHEN YOU ADD THEM, BE SURE TO SAY SNEAKY SNAKE TRAIN IN THE REQUEST SO YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST ÇØßЯÃ Çĥ®ĩ§™Øŵñ€® Øƒ Çøþþ€®ĥ€ãÐ§ £øüÑg€™fu married and r/l b/f to Michelle@ fubar DJ KIDD ROCK Loved by RL/BF of Devilish Desire>Owned by Booboo !!@ fubar Timberwolfemt ~ DJ Devil's Fu Hubby & R/L Fiance*Copperheads MANA

The Way Out
A poem I wrote out of despair and remorse... The Way Out The Pain Inside is from all around, I cause it to all and make them frown Revenge is sweet, Death is Bitter yet the only way out is to be a quitter! Life is short to see it go. Watch it count down to the end of the show, even though no one knows when the end will come, I know it will for what I have done. Revenge is sweet, Death is bitter... Now I have to think should I be a Quitter? By Robert Frank Piazza Jr. Thank you Nikki I love you

I Am Done!!!
I am done! I am done! I am done!!!! I can't write it enough! I am done with radiation. This last week has been the hardest. I have radiation burns under my arm where I endured 33 daily radiation treatments! yes 33 days of this stuff! My underarm is blistered and raw but I am ok...I am here!! I have a few weeks off so I can recover and heal then it's off to the dr visits again for check ups. thanks to all my frineds who have helped me through this whole ordeal. BUT..... I AM A SURVIVOR!! ~~smooches~~

Whats Up With The Fakes
Ya cruising along hopping bar to bar on FUBAR and you browse through profiles and look at pictures and all of them say the same thing, rate me I will rate you back, when in fact they are full of it because they have no intentions of ever rating your pics let alone your page, so why don't people just be honest and say I need ratings I am self centered and have no intention of rating you. Whats up with this and all the fake members who you add and they never speak to you.... Food for thoughts from the CRAZY AZZ GEORGIAN

Dreams
In my dream I see myself walking down a long dark hallway. I can hear people talking, children laughing, everyday life all around me. I come to several windows and see my friends and family enjoying each other and enjoying life. I see myself in the midst of it all, a smile upon my face but my eyes revel the sadness I'm truly experiencing. I continue to walk down the dark hallway but it seems like the walls are slowly closing in the further down I go. Soon I'm at the end of the hallway and there is a door. I open this door and see nothing but darkness, the kind of darkness no light can penetrate. I step inside and find myself falling, falling into madness.

What?
Be careful what you put in your hair these days - you might get more than you bargained for! Hair bands, hair elastics, hair ties, seeming innocent little blighters, but some may have a deeper darker secret than just preparing to snap at the most inopportune time and place! It seems some hair bands have been caught out working through the night on another part of the body, much, much further south than the hair on your head! It appears that in some areas of China, condoms are being recycled into making hair elastics - the elastic contained in hair ties is more than just elastic it seems! Coloured thread is of course woven around the cut up rings of condom and then sold on as hair elastics! Recently in Florida, USA, a 47 year old man by the name of Carlos Gutierrez was arrested after making false 911 to police because the casino's slot machines had 'stolen his money'. He not only called 911 from the casino he was in, but also again from outside the casino and

The Day I Felt Old
So I watched the VMAs on Mtv a couple weeks ago..I couldn't wait for the show to come on. After watching a 1/2hr of the red carpet stuff it occured to me that I might be getting old. I watched 30 minutes of Nickelodeon and Disney stars that were highlights of the show??!!??!! It was a tween nightmare.. Ok so I made it through the red carpet and on to the show...Lil Wayne performs and wtf??? He has his pants on with his belt buckled completely UNDER his ass with no shirt on. I spent the entire time waiting for his pants to fall to his ankles and for him to trip and fall. I turned off the tv completely disappointed and feeling my age thinking about how I USED to be cool :( Damn you Miley, Ashley, Jonas Bros, Lil Wayne and that chick who kissed the girl and liked it!

Inspired By The Insipid
Inspired by the insipid. For random and totally unobtrusive reasonz that pertain to no one but the little imprecionistic people in my head that resemble no one other than YOU I write thiz monotone montage of banality (really i just like using uncommon wordz that you just dont hear often enough any more) What iz it about people that makez us sooo damn sure that the world and all of itz inhabitantz are here soley for our own use, abuse and abandonment? And I'm not using the "us" and "we" as in plural. I mean you. I mean me. I mean every person az a single entity. We seem to have the impression that we are the lead role in the greatest play ever performed and that everyone else iz just a bit supporting character. When in fact the sad but almost undeniable truth of the matter iz that were thiz ALL just a play than it would probably be boring the audiance to tearz because of the futility and arrogance of it all! I know youre thinking that thiz can not apply to you. Youre life iz

The House Of Horror
ENTER MY HOUSE OF *HORROR RATE ALL PICS IN FOLDER *THEN CONTINUE ON F/R/A ALL THE VICTIMS THAT SURVIVED MY HOUSE OF HORROR LEAVE THEM A COMMENT THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED "THE HOUSE OF HORROR" OR PUT IT IN THEIR FRIENDS REQUEST *PM ME WHEN DONE *I WILL ADD AND MAKE A TAG FOR YOU GOOD LUCK AND SEE ON THE OTHER SIDE!

Random
The Most Fun Personality Test I heard about this personality test in a conference I was in recently. Apparently, it is 98% accurate to the enormously long tests that Fortune 500 companies give their new hires. Here is how it works: Choose One of these Shapes: Square, Rectangle, Circle, Triangle, or Squiggle. You should choose the one that immediately appeals to you. I'm talking 5 seconds here...Don't overanalyze. Go ahead and give yourself a first favorite and runner-up. One Last Thing - Don't Look at the Definitions Before You Choose..That is CHEATING!:) Square - A Square is somebody who feels most comfortable with a stable environment and clear directions on what to do. She is conservative and likes things that are regular and orderly. If given a task she will work on it until it is finished, even if it is repetitious, cumbersome and lonely. Rectangle - A Rectangle also likes structure and regularity. But she will more establish it with organization, meetings, committe

Pregnant Again
Well ...this marks the 5th time in my short life that I've been pregnant. Thank God, this will be my LAST time as well. I had a great and wonderful relationship ( or so i thought) we had progressed to the point where we moved in and made our two families one. In the blink of an eye, ego's became too big, pride even bigger and sight was lost on what was really important. A few weeks after our split i learned that I am pregnant. Because of this pregnancy I've managed to see life in a different light. But i'm also caused a great deal of stress and worry. Not too sure what the future is going to hold. I'm working in a locksmithing / road side service company now. I no longer stand on my feet and complain about being tired. That's SOMETHING that I have in my favor. I'm just tired of feeling nausiated all the time. ugh! Well... i've got about 11 - 15 more weeks before I find out who it is that I'm having. If it's a boy, his name will be Aiden McGuire. If it's a girl...sh

Dj Big Sexy
Help Us get him to the next level... he deserves all the fu love in the world y'all... so lets show him some southern hospitality! ÐJ ßîG §£×¥ aka Pro DJ@ DLS ƒøüñðër & Þrøüð Mëmßër DLS W()£ƒÞðÇ|{ FU-Married to Naughtia@ fubar

Join The Adrenaline Train {updated}
FEEL THE RUSH The Rules: 1. Stop by my page Boopmebaby and rate Adrenaline folder... Start with this pic... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment.. "Feel the Rush" or something like that... 4. Private message me when you have completed rating each party guest. I will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request. 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... Below is the gift tag you will receive... Feel free to save and upload your tag or rip it... But if you rip it, you will NOT receive points when someone rates it on your page. Please leave me a comment so I

Who Is Still In?
WELL MY DEAR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. SUMMER IS NOW OVER, KIDS BACK IN SCHOOL AND TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS THINKING. I DID NOT TAKE THE SUMMER OFF, I WAS KEEPING THINGS GOING KNOWING ALL OF YOU HAD OTHER COMMITMENTS AND UNDERSTOOD THAT. I BOMBED DAILY AND NOW IT IS MY TURN TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF. I WILL BE GONE FROM OCTOBER 2ND UNTIL OCTOBER 15TH. I AM TAKING JOLEAN AND BOBBIE TO DISNEYLAND AND MANY OTHER MAIN ATTRACTIONS. A WELL NEEDED BREAK LET ME TELL YOU LMAO. ANY WAYS WHEN I RETURN A MESSAGE WILL SENT OUT TO ALL FAMILY MEMBERS ASKING IF THEY ARE STILL WANTING TO BE IN THE FAMILY AND WILL BE ABLE TO FULFILL THE BOMBING COMMITMENT. I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL BACK AND BOMBING STRONG. I WILL MISS THE BOMBING THESE 2 WEEKS BUT I REALLY NEEEEEEEEEEED TIME OFF. LOVE TO YOU ALL HUGGZ....CHEV

Tree
Some tree can be very tall some can be small then some can be different colors.Then some may have leaves on them and some long stomp that go into the ground they u can grow some too But if u do that u would have to water them two. and if it say to give it food u would have to it or it will die. The End

How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 34% Bad, 66% Good Your cell phone manners are quite good. Not perfect, but almost. Occasionally, you do annoy people with your cell. But when you realize it, you stop. How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?

Dogs
Some dog are mean. They could even bite two if your around.and or if u don't see them around and they scared u. Then some of them could be nice and sweet two. Some of them could be different colors. Then some can run faster than u two.

How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 42% Bad, 58% Good Your cell phone manners are simply okay. Sometimes you can be very considerate. But when you are in the middle of an important conversation, all rules go out the window! How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?

My Owner Vodkagurl
I'm Pimping out my newest owner I know already know her and be real good friends with her, if not then you are missing out. She is a really cool person to know and I'm glad to have her as a friend and as my fu owner. And she is She's fabulously sweet & cute!! I'm pimping her out so come and show my new owner some mad Fu Lovin she will return it all.

People
People are there for u when u want something or if everything goes wrong that when u need a shoulder to cry on then they always want u too help them out with anything they need help with then u will need to make an friend in the end. The End

A Reason,a Season Or A Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. I got this from my friend Heather's web page and she got it from Josh Grasin's Page & Josh Got It from A Book. It's

Kids
When people have babies they need to get all they could learn when they starts from the top then go when they can start school then do something that's your suppose to do when u have two . Then they come home and always want to eat something because school don't usually have anything good toeat but then they will be there homework. Then get ready for dinner then they will have to clean up every thing afterward The End

My First Love/ex Boyfriend!
http://www.myyearbook.com/?mysession=bWVzc2FnZXNfYnVsbGV0aW5fcmVhZCZ1c2VyJm1zZ19pZD0zNTMyODI5NyZ1c2VyX3Bvc3Q9 If anyone goes on this site and read's that don't believe it please he is a lying sack of shit me and my mom have the whole story. I do care about people's health and always have. An sex isn't the first thing I want always in a relationship....he wants a damn pity part so I will come back to him not happening. NO ONE believe him please! Sincerly, Amber Kestner

Why Is It?
Why is it? People will have kids and then not want to take care of them. Why is it? People go to the movies and talk loud durring the whole movie. Why is it? People can ge the most greedy of all other creatures on the planet. Why is it? We teach our kids to share but we will not. ( Sugar, flour, milk ect ect) Why is it? People Drink and get drunk and then want to blame everyone eles for them being drunk. You know I could do this all day long, But I won't I will stop for now. Hope your not the people I have talked about and if you are. :P~`~ That is all I have for you then. Have fun be safe and be well AND PLAY NICE DAMIT!! LOL

For Kicks And Giggles
I. Sexual acts a. intercourse b. oral sex c. anal sex d. other... (yes the most frightening 'other' catagory) II. Genatalia and Other Body Parts a. male gentalia b. female genatalia c. mammaries d. I'm logging Fluids here too III. Other needed terms a. good adjectives to use b. good verbs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I.Sexual Acts: A. Intercourse: Sexual Intercourse: a medical and scientific term, not very good for describing the lustful or loving act, mainly only used for concieving child, in a NON-sexual way. Sex: bland, unoriginal, and who wants unoriginal? Fornication: is this the bible? is it? cause if it's not, why is this word even here? Fucking: blunt, to the point, not very original, but it suffices. Sha-Boink-ee: If i ever see someone with this word used as sex in their story, i will contemplate suicide. Bumping Uglies: if they are 'uglies' why are they being mentioned anyway... Getting Booty: Not a

Own Me Or Loss Me For Ever(auction)
=== 'Unbreakable † Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club, Dylon'sDivaMafia & Always owned by T' wrote the following at '2008-09-18 09:50:46'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

When A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
When you kiss anothers lips and the sparks dont seem to fly when instead of that wonderous feeling your feal like you could cry, that feaeing of love is gone but you dont want to hurt your other when you know your heart is empty and that you seek to have another someone who makes your insides fly by just a simple kiss someone whos eyes make you smile and whos voice fills you with bliss someone who you think of every day and night someone who loves you and make you feel alright when a kiss is just a kiss the hurt is beyond all reason the emptiness fills you up inside and you just want to run run as far as you can to look for the love that you know is needed the love that makes your exsistance make sence. i dont want to live this lie anymore and i want to find my love. is life suppose to cause this much pain. where you cant evan write a simple poem without the pain inside hurting so much that you have to tell the world. i no longer want to be alo

To The Airborne
I have ridden the skies in great machines, hooked up and Jumped with the best of men. Ihave fought long and hard and when I felt I had no energy left, I have been fired by the fear that if I stopped fighting, my comrades would die. And when I was in Danger, enemy all around, I heard the Thunder from my left and my right, as my Life was defended. I have never been Alone. I Live, Jump, Fight and Battle to Victory with the Greatest aaembblage of Men on Earth. Gentlemen, to the BROTHERHOOD of the AIRBORNE. To the AIRBORNE.

Loyalty
Those who know me knows I am probably one of the biggest smartasses on fubar. I am into all things macabre, horror movies, ghosts, metal music, cemeteries. The list goes on. But above and beyond all the first thing people think of me and say about me is I am one of the most honest and loyal to my friends and family. I can make friends with anyone. i love meeting new people and making them laugh but it takes a special spark or a long time to get to know the person to let them inside my world or heart if you will. Once I let you in there is NOTHING i wouldn't do for those i care about. If you need me to cry with you I'll do it. Want me to kill someone I even do a free burial. Me and a lil "sis" of mine in Vegas had a mutual friend. I say had because for some damn reason she hooked up with a dude, and for some damn reason thought since I had a penis i wanted to hook up with her. first, I am happily spoken for. secondly i known this chick maybe a month and only had a hand ful of c

Fumall
NEEDS TO BURN DOWN OR SOMETHING! LOL Yes, I'm on a rant today. See what happens when you don't get a freakin' cookie?! You snap! Things go OUT OF CONTROL! Anyhoo, I'm not lovin' the FuMall. I'm tried of doing these stupid surveys...getting no points whatsoever and then a crap load of junk email. Okay, that's all.

You Want $500k And Blings For 1 Day Of Work?!
/ 100 + 100 = $500,000??? Yeah, math was not my best subject… (tongue firmly in cheek here…) BUT I GOT FU-BUCKS AND I WANNA GIVE ‘EM AWAY! So for ONE DAY ONLY You send me a pic… Get 100 comments AND 100 rates I GIVE YOU $500,000 FU-BUCKS!!! And a BLING! Rules are simple… • Contest will be open Monday 9/22 from 9 AM Fubar time to Tuesday 9/23 at 9 AM Fubar time (that’s Noon for those of us on the east coast) • Contestants must submit a SFW pic to me. Jpeg only (I don’t rip pics!). • Pic must be submitted to me by 8 AM Fubar time on Monday 9/22 via Private Message only. • When I open the folder promptly at 9 AM Fubar time on Monday, you will have 24 hours to get 100 rates AND 100 comments on your pic. • Once you get your 100 rates and comments, private message me for your Fu-bucks and BLING! • IMPORTANT… Contest folder will only be open to friends… so please get your bombers to rate/fan/add me a

My Auction
COME BID ON THE ONE AND ONLY BABYGIRL IN ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ'S AUCTION...AS THE BIDS GET HIGHER THE MORE STUFF I WILL BE ADDING SO KEEP CHECKING BACK!! THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT:)JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND YOUR THERE!!

... Concerned; Does Anyone Know What Has Become
of someone who had a profile (now deleted) by name of Tina (Skeeter)? I believe she was (not something she made a secret of, I'm sure enough of - at least the fact of it?...) pretty seriously ill. (I don't mean what became of her profile- I know she deleted it- but how she's doing, sort of thing, to the extent that such information can be passed along if only in a message or so...)

Fu-luv Auction Come Bid On Me
COME AND BID ON ME IN THE FU LUV AUCTION!! YOU'VE ONLY GOT A FEW DAYS LEFT TO BID ON ME SO CLICK ON MY PIC AND GET YOUR BIDS IN! MORE WILL ALWAYS BE DICCUSSED IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT SO HURRY UP AND GET YOUR BID IN ON ME. I'M WORTH EVERY CENT. BE SURE TO LOVE UP ON MY AUCTION HOSTESS AS WELL Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY DEATHPROOF and Just a Guy in Jersey Co-Owner Playground@ fubar PIMPOUT FOR ME BY ME: DißRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubar

I Miss Everybody
I just want to say to you all that I miss you all very much.. It has been very hectic lately.. I just started a great new job, and BEST OF ALL, I just recently found out I am gonna be a daddy.. YAYYYY, But I just wanted you all to know that when things settle down I will be sure to be back more often, but until then I miss you all and can't wait to talk.. :)

102 Ways To Help
102 Ways... Help Rescue Without Adopting a Dog or Fostering a Dog Can you... Transport a dog? Donate a dog bed or towels or other *bedding* type items?** Donate MONEY (collect your change for a week or a month and donate that!)? Donate a Kong? A nylabone? A hercules? Donate a crate? Donate an x-pen or baby gates? Donate a food dish or a stainless bucket for a crate? Donate a leash? Donate a collar? Donate some treats or a bag of food? Donate a halti or promise collar or a gentle leader? Walk a dog? Groom a dog? Donate some grooming supplies (shampoos, combs, brushes, etc.)? Go to the local shelter and see if that dog is the breed the shelter says it is or go with rescue to be a second opinion on the dog? Make a few phone calls? Mail out applications to people who've requested them? Provide local vet clinics with contact information for educational materials on responsible pet ownership? Drive a dog to and from vet appointments? Donate long dist

Being Me The Best I Know How...!!!!!!!
I told you before, you ain't gotta be a hoe, but woman you got to go get my money, i love your children. even though their dad is still in prison, but woman-you got to go get my money, like when it rains it shines, and when it snow- you know it's cold.The wind shouldn't stop ya, remember the coat that i brought you, so make sure you go out and get my money. Love is blind, and yo mama sho is still fine. Her man ain't treat'n her right.i saw yo dad at the neighbor hood cock fight. And he was talk'n about gettin yo mama, her money.Damn,Damn, Damn i don't eat green eggs and ham.I'm a meat and potatoe man. Not them chumps that chose Spam..so please woman- go out and get my money. Now i'm a lover between yo legs, you never lay there half dead.And when we sweat it's the best, i'll even hit you without no rest, So boo-make sho you go out and get me my money.. Original Piece,by Jpzgosh

Inspiration!
One day a man was walking along the beach when he noticed a boy picking things up and gently throwing them into the ocean. Approaching the boy, he asked, “What are you doing?” The youth replied, “Throwing starfish back into the ocean. The surf is up and the tide is going out. If I don’t throw them back, they’ll die.” “Son,” the man said, “don’t you realize there are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish? You can’t possibly make a difference!” After listening politely, the boy bent down, picked up another starfish and threw it back into the surf. Then, smiling at the man, he said, “I made a difference for that one.” — Adapted from “The Star Thrower” by Loren Eiseley

My Story....or I Guess Paper Is A Better Term...
Free I want to go to places unknown, to experience what isn’t seen. To go to areas only dreamt of, told in only children’s stories. Trees of the most splendorous green and mountains with fields yet untamed. To see all manner of beast, and fowl, of the land and sea. All things hidden by rules of imagination and only perceived in a dream. To visit places untold and find treasures unfound, lost in a world of make believe. Finding cities amidst the clouds, of gold and silver, gleaming with the sun. To know that I can find these things in anything other than a dream. Realizing that I cannot be governed by gravity, to, for once and for all, be FREE. My place is not here on Earth as it is for everyone else. I am different, I am me. I belong in the air, with the wind blowing in my face. The sky all around me, its magnificent splendor, in divine majesty. To know that to come down is a choice and not a requirement, only governed by myself and no one else. To find that one place of superi

From What I Am Being Told
currently i am still in school. i should be done by next fall. hopefully by that time i will have my own place, i really thinking on leaving Charlotte. things with my dad are slowly getting worse n worse his condition is worsening every day. its now our job to make sure he is eating cause he not eating if we don't. it sucks to know that i am going to lose my dad. I cant control the fact that the day that my dad draws his last breath is coming up n fast at that. all wondering what the hell i am saying or talking about. well for the ones that do read this here it is i got woke up this morning by my sister asking me if i wanted some of my dads ashes when he dies. well she asked i heard but i couldn't answer i was as i will say dazed. really didn't want to hear what she was saying to me. then find out my uncles on my dad side are a total bastards. i pray to god they can live with the fact that their own brother is dieing and they act like they don't give a fuck. not a shocke

Pit Bull Inspiration 4
When I Got My New Dog I asked for strength that I might rear her perfectly; I was given weakness that I might feed her more treats. I asked for an obedient dog that I might feel proud; I was given stubbornness that I might feel humble. I asked for compliance that I might feel masterful; I was given a clown that I might laugh. I asked for a companion that I might not feel lonely; I was given a best friend that I would feel loved. I got nothing I asked for, But everything that I needed.

Kubla Khan.....by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree : Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round : And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills, Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree ; And here were forests ancient as the hills, Enfolding sunny spots of greenery. But oh ! that deep romantic chasm which slanted Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover ! A savage place ! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover ! And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing, A mighty fountain momently was forced : Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail, Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail : And 'mid these dancing ro

Pit Bull Inspiration 3!
What Animal Do I Speak Of? Their love is like no other; their heart is pure as gold. Yet while going on a friendly walk, they're faced with stares of cold. They're so very close to human, in how they act and what they do. Unless you've known their devoted love, it's impossible to explain to you. They are greatly more misunderstood, than any other breed. We tend to punish this loyal dog, instead of mankind's deeds. They are always and forever clowns, with a wish for center stage.Yet while displaying this sense of humor, most people disengage. They, oh, so want to make new friends, and run and jump and play. Yet when they happily approach, most people shy away. Often I've seen children poke, or hop on for a ride. And when I felt they might get mad, they've only beamed with pride. I've seen these children yank and pull, with nary a reaction.Yet media's not interested, unless they've put someone in traction. They love to snuggle up real close, to give lots of lo

Pit Bull Inspiration 2!
Pit Bulls' views on life Never pretend to be something you're not. Everyone knows you are a 70 pound lap dog, so don't pretend that you are not. If you have a stick in your mouth, you automatically switch to super overdrive, and will be compelled to run around like you are insane... If your people won't let you on the bed, cry, whine and look pathetic until they do, and if they don't, jump directly on vulnerable parts when they are sleeping. Be excessive, if they ask you to get a stick, bring back a tree, if they ask for a kiss, drench their face. If someone seems to not want to be friends, follow them around, stare at them, bark at them, cry, and if they are sitting, sit directly on them, and kiss them until they can't breath. Always sit where everyone is, and if they are in the same place, like the couch or bed, make sure to plop yourself in between them, and DO NOT MOVE. If they try to move you, be stubborn, dig in your heels, and if they do move you, refer to

Pit Bull Inspiration!
THE DAY BROOKLYN GOT CREATIVE When you go out in the yard today, be ready for a surprise When you go out in the yard today, you won't believe your eyes. Brooklyn, Dear, was playing a game, And our back yard won't be the same. Today's the day Brooklyn got creative! Do you remember the garden gate that I asked you to fix? Well, you can take it off your list it's now a pile of sticks. The bushes and shrubs you needed to prune, were bitten and chewed and finished by noon. Today's the day Brooklyn re-arranged things! Do you remember the flower garden that you kept so neat? Well, who'd of thought it was something he could redesign with feet. He romped and played, it wasn't a crime. They did it all in the interest of time. The only thing left you need to attend is a huge mess Do you remember the grass so green that he were not to hurt? Well --- you can forget it too, it's all been turned to dirt. He dug some holes around the trees, He showed

Sexy T's Contest For Hh, Blast, Bling!
IM IN A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST FOR A HAPPY HOUR, 30 DAY BLAST, 150 CREDIT BLING PACK OR A 1 YEAR VIP! IT ENDS ON THE 30TH OF SEPTEMBER. PLEASE HELP ME WIN! THOSE THAT HELP ME WIN, I WILL MAKE YOU A SPECIAL ANIMATED PIC OF YOUR CHOICE FROM MY PIC ANIMATIONS FOLDER. YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE YOU WANT AND SEND ME THE PIC/S OF YOUR CHOICE IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE! I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET! DON'T FORGET TO FAN/ADD/RATE THE HOSTESS SEXY T FOR HOSTING THIS GREAT CONTEST! HERE IS HER LINK... Sexy T~~ {{*Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew*}}@ fubar HERE IS THE LINK FOR MY PIC IN THE CONTEST... CHECK WITH ME FOR ANY UPDATES... Dj_Lette™Juggalo Mafia~R/L & FU GF to Hot & Fluffy~Owned By PIMPSugarBear~Sarge's Bad Girl@ fubar

Angels Contest Bulle
/> My girl, ANGELNDISCEYES is in another give-a-way!! She just needs 60k in rates/comments to win her 1st HH!!☺ Just 1-Rate of 10/11 equals 5 comments and/or you can drop her a few bombs. So we're looking for help from the Da Realest Fam & any other friends, fans and fam of Angel's!! We wanna see her win, so let's do this! She always shows love to her friends and now it's time for us to give back & help out a friend!! Click the link below to get to her contest pic She's a sweetheart & a Betty Boop fanatic like you would'nt believe!☺ Even if you're not a friend, make a new one, just fan, add & rate her & she'll return all the love!¢¾ This is when the true friends arise to the occassion!☺ THIS BOOP-A-DOOPY BULLETIN WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NONE OTHER THAN CHERRYFOxx *THE PIMPZTRESS* OF THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES!! DROP BY AND F/R/A/C HER TODAY!!

Am I The Father Of Your Child?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Its Funny How We.....
its funny look at life , we look at it with happiness ,through tears,through pain,through death... we get by with live everyday with eating, drinking,sleeping,talking,cheating,liying,fighting,the essenctials of life itself, but where never ready for whats instore, we say we are but r u really? do u wake up everyday knowing u can walk out ur house and get shoot are u ready to die r u ready to face ur fears,are u ready knowing ur heart can give out on u in seconds are u ready, you sit here and ask wtf are u talking bout..i guess it has to do with the fact in the last yr i have died 5 times from heart failure same with friends and famliy if i dont quit smoking im fucked,today im sitting here telling and asking u r u ready...i live my life one day at a time cuz its all i have its all i got. i mean yeah im ready to die im not afraid of death if u are then sumthing is wrng with u cuz weather u like it or not death is goming u dont know when and u dont know how .. i still have pr

Vacuum Repair
My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home-repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Dianne, and I found our sister attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. "I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained when she saw us. Dianne suggested, "Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?"

Come N Join See Owner Cobra Chris
JOIN THE COPPERHEADS SNEAKY SNAKE TRAIN!!!! ADD, FAN, AND RATE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WHEN YOU ADD THEM, BE SURE TO SAY SNEAKY SNAKE TRAIN IN THE REQUEST SO YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST ÇØßЯÃ Çĥ®ĩ§™Øŵñ€® Øƒ Çøþþ€®ĥ€ãÐ§ £øüÑg€™fu married and r/l b/f to Michelle@ fubar DJ KIDD ROCK Loved by RL/BF of Devilish Desire>Owned by Booboo !!@ fubar Timberwolfemt ~ DJ Devil's Fu Hubby & R/L Fiance*Copperheads MANA

09/18/08 - Serj Tankian - Empty Walls (ya'll Faker Then A 3 Dolla Bill Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW Empty Walls - Serj Tankian VIDEO VERSION BELOW Empty Walls - Serj Tankian LYRICS BELOW Your empty walls, your empty walls Pretentious attention Dismissive apprehension Don't waste your time on coffins today When we decline from the confines of our mind Don't waste your time on coffins today Don't you see their bodies burning Desolate and full of yearning Dying of anticipation Choking from intoxication Don't you see their bodies burning Desolate and full of yearning Dying of anticipation Choking from intoxication I want you to be left behind those empty walls Taunt you to see from behind those empty walls Those empty walls When we decline from the confines of our mind Don't waste your time on coffins today Don't you see their bodies burning Desolate and full of yearning Dying of anticipation Choking from intoxication Don't you see their bodies burning Desolate and full of yearning Dying of anticipation

Why I Don't Cyber
Because EVERY MAN (none are different as I learned last night) will cyber but when you say no to giving them your phone number they delete you from their yahoo and want nothing to do with you...At least I was good for something right *ROFLMAO*

Big Mikey's Auction.....come Own Your Own Fu
AUCTION HAS ENDED WAS WON BY DJ ACHMED. I'M ON THE AUCTION BLOCK AGAIN SO WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY WINNER? CLICK THE PICTURE TO SEE OFFERS,BID & RATE PLEASE!!!! (the one with mosts rates wins a prize) BE SURE TO RATE, FAN AND SHOW THE HOST OF THIS AUCTION SOME FU LOVE. HE'S A GREAT GUY!! ΤhΣ ßîg ΜîκΣ ™...Regulator @ Forbidden@ fubar

Always Something
There is always something positive that you can do. On the best of days, or in the most challenging of circumstances, you can choose to move forward. Conditions are not as bad as they seem, nor are conditions as good as they appear. Conditions are whatever you choose to make of them. It's up to you to take the energy of this day and give it a specific direction. Though circumstances are constantly changing, you can always choose to move in the direction of your dreams. Of course there are complications, challenges and obstacles. And you can use them all to create your own path forward. You are in control of your thoughts and actions. That's a powerful place from which to operate, no matter what the outside circumstances may be. There is always something positive, productive, enriching and fulfilling that you can do. Get up, get going, and make a difference in your own special way. -- Ralph Marston

Today I Will Accept The Differences Between Us As Part Of Our Beauty Together.
I will, I will accept myself With hope and fear and wonder And what I have joined together Let no man put asunder. --Dory Preven There is a wonderful freedom in acceptance. When we accept ourselves, with all our imperfections, we can then begin to accept others just as they are. This is especially exciting when we apply this discovery to our own families. A family is like a bouquet of flowers arranged in a common vase. Each flower is different. One might be blue, one white, one a rose, one a chrysanthemum. But each adds to the beauty of the whole bouquet and enhances the vase that holds it. It isn't important that we know why one flower is blue and one white. We don't have to understand how a rose becomes a rose to appreciate the arrangement. We just accept it for what it is. Acceptance of others does not mean agreement or approval. How boring if we only accepted those who reflected our own ideas and opinions! How dull to look upon a bouquet of exactly the same flowers. To

Fu Bad Girl Bulletin #2
imikimi - Customize Your World HEY ALL YOU LOVELY LADIES OUT THERE I AM FORMING A FUBAR GROUP CALLED "FU BAD GIRLS" IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WOULD LIKE TO JOIN. YOU CAN CONTACT ME JUICY. I WILL BE GIVING A BLAST AWAY TO ONE SPECIAL WOMAN EVERY OTHER WEEK. TELL ALL YOUR LADY FRIENDS. THE MORE THE MERRIER. AND A SPECIAL GIFT WILL BE GIVEN OUT EVERY MONTH. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS JUST GIVE ME A SHOUT. MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar (repost of

My Brother Wants Female Penpals
MY BROTHER IS SHY, 34 , 6 FOOT TALL AND WANTS LOTS OF FEMALE PENPALS. IF THERE IS ANYONEOUT THERE WANTS TO KNOW MORE LEAVE ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR YOUR LETTER AND I WILL PASS IT ON TO MY BROTHER AND HE WILL CONTACT YOU :)

Vip
why is it that people want others to buy their VIP status? Why do dumb ass men pay for it too?? I don't get it, have some independence and buy your own! Come on does it cost that much really? If you answer is yes than get your cheap broke ass off the site! You don't belong here. OK sorry for ranting I guess I just don't get that.

Twas The Night Before Christmas.
He lived all alone,in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.I had come down the chimney with presents to give.And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents not even a tree. No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung a picture of a far distant land. With medals and Badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a Soldier, once I could see clearly, the Soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, not how I pictured a Canadian Soldier. Was this the Hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, owed their lives to these Soldiers who were willing to fight. Soon round the world, the children would play, and grown-ups would celebrate a bri

Im Home
Nothing special. The rain is falling what a welcome home gift, if you know me you know I truly mean this. Just being here makes me feel like I can do anything, this place has amazing energy. I love being home. Today I have a nice drive to Port Orchard which I am very much looking forward to :) and tomorrow I have a meeting up north at the Seattle Reproductive Clinic. This will be the first appointment of many to hopefully begin the process of Egg Donation. I am a 1X Gestational Surrogate hoping to complete the journey again but I have found the strength and desire to help families in need with this gift (my eggs). That is if Im accepted into the program.. So wish me luck..

Fubar Trains Main List 201 - 300
201.The Coffee TrainThe Coffee Train Tags 202.Funky Roadrunner Train Funky Roadrunner Train Tags 203.You Give Me Butterflies Train You Give Me Butterflies Train Tags 204.Casper The Friendly Ghost Train Casper The Friendly Ghost Tags 205.Bling Train Bling Train Tags 206.Fine as Wine Train Fine as Wine Train Tags 207.Future Train Future Train Tags 208.Best Asset Train Best Asset Train Tags 209.Olympic Spirit Train Olympic Spirit Train Tags 210.Stop Child Abuse Stop Child Abuse Tags 211.Smoochies Train(24) 212.Support Troops Parade 213.Pharoh's Magic Number Train 214.Nookie Train 215.Trail Of Tears Train 216.Sarge's Football Train 217.Kid At Heart 218.Cross Country Road Trip 219.Breast Cancer Awareness Train 220.Rollercoaster of Love 221.Rockstar Tour 222.

Parent Orientation
I am just completely in awe. Who knew that, by fighting just a little bit...well...okay, A LOT...I'd be as lucky as I am today with my son's schooling? All it took was a $1,700 retainers fee, and voila :) I met with my son's teacher, who initially, I was concerned about. Any changes can really f*ck these kiddos up. But she really knows her shit. They have music therapy twice a week, art therapy twice a week....the same ol', same ol' subjects all other kiddos do, PLUS, they will take them on field trips once a month...bowling, mini-golfing, swimming. They supply hot lunches EVERY DAY for these kids...FREE. They have root beer floats on Fridays, IF THEY EARN IT. Point stores, where they can buy something at the end of the week, again....IF THEY EARN IT. I mean, everyone there is SO CLOSE KNIT. Come to find out....his individual therapist he has there ALSO works at the OT clinic my son goes to privately. It was nice to hear her say: "You truly have the best of both wor

She Is Truly Amazing! A/f/r/c/bling Her Sweet Booty!!!!! U Wont Regret It!
this one is plain and simple > My MsCharlotte2U! has been literally busting her fu~butt to help other when they are in need of something, that includes me! she know she rawks my fu! hehe > i want to see her make it to "Disciple'! now i know this can happen. I would love to see it happen before the weekend rolls by! > SO GO SPANK HER HARD~ BLING HER BOOTAY! DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO! LETS JUST DO THIS AN SHOW HER HOW MUCH WE LUV HER!!!!! > MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar

What Can Be Done About $$$ Worries?
I will try to update this blog if there are those who want it to be just leave comment.This not about points or popularity but about the reality of this theory, I believe in it. How about you? If people could wake up and see that most people want to make money and If we (group of motivated people)take a step; a chance; a gamble to put together group of ordinary people willing to invest some of their hard earned money to make some bigger investment so that every one included profits. First people need to all be on the same page. all may want money but all is not willing to do what it takes to make that happen. Make a choice to become wealthy as your goal but be willing to change in yourself to make that happen. there is an endless resource of people and money unlike a schemes that lie to bribe you into getting your money is the name of their game. When will that day be? tomorrow;today;next year? only you can make that decision?

On Buying Women Drinks
I really don't see the point in buying fuBucks. Girls don't respect guys who buy them drinks. It's a waste of time buying meals, drinks, or gifts for a girl who I haven't slept with. Dating is for TOOLS.

Giveing Up
i lost everything ever cared about and thats why i do not care no more becuse i lost the most imporent person in my life i was tring to get back and all this stress made me lose him and m x some where i do not know where he at i do not know if he ok or what he took of with so call woman i wished he stay here i know he ok so i lost just about every thing so whats even wrong with this pichure i hope pepole that missed up my life is happy !and also my other x is not happy with his i can not fix that bevcuse he does not talk to me so i give up

Get To Know You Lists
I like to have fun with those get to know you lists so here is the last one someone sent me with me responses: 1. Where is your cell phone? hand 2. Where is your significant other? dunno 3. Your hair? leaving 4. Your mother? short 5. Your father? shorter 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Dream last night? yes 8. Your dream/goal? room full of naked virgins..oh wait, one word...happiness :D 9. The room you're in? padded 10. Your hobby? games 11. Your fear? never being in a room full of naked virgins..oh crap, one word...none 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 13. Where were you last night? vegas 14. What you're not? In a room full of naked virgins...chit...ummm..sad 15. Muffins? yummy 16. One of your wish list items? ok ,i wont type it anymore..but you all know...ShelbyGT500 17. Where you grew up? various 18. The last thing you did? pee'd....hey, this isnt my list, so deal :D 19. What are you wearing? smile 21. Your TV big? yep 22. Your pet(s)? so

Love Is...
*LOVE.* It's something we all want...and yet so few know how to give...It's sooo sooo easy... Just Love people as they are. It doesn't mean you have to put up with abusive or disrespectful people...It just means to BE respectful of others and their differences.. We miss out on a lot of Beautiful souls.. by judging the book by it's cover.

Sept 17 To Sept 24
Please show each of these members love this week……shaniqua™~Owner of LDC~@ fubarLady of Chaos of Dark Covenant Family@ fubar~Fu-Married to Brad~Lost Civeteto True Queen Witch~@ fubar~Ðj Tåttøøgìr£@Rè£èñt£è§§~Ðý£øñ'§ Ðìvå Måfìå~£.Ð.©.~TåĶèñ ß¥ ÐJ ÞhåtĶìÐ M¥ MFKN Må§tè®@ fubar

Core American Values
Our country has a rich tradition of values that has come to represent us as a nation. Americans may not always see eye to eye on political issues, but we will defend the ideals on which our country is based. These values are present in American history and they represent the core values for which American Thunder stands. Freedom We have fought since the creation of our country to maintain our autonomy from other nations. The Fourth of July is a reminder of what we struggled to secure, but freedom is something we practice every day. Our men and women serving overseas know its value and act to ensure that others in the world can experience what we often take for granted. Favoring The Underdog While we often put winners on pedestals, we like nothing better than to root for those who are outgunned or outmanned, hoping that they will topple the favored ones. Fans love the underdog and will be the first to celebrate the come-from-behind, never-say-die attitude they embody. Inde

Salute Photographs
I come to the realization there always has to be someone in your way when it comes to things. I told myself I would use my father's web cam to get a Salute simply because I'm having no such luck on meeting people on here and it would prove that I'm really me. Thinking I did everything that was required for a Salute I get a message from a bouncer. Said my Salute photo has been rejected because I didn't follow exact regulations. Give me a break. I looked up my account number to write the confusing numbers down and now I have to write the website and make certain it's not in a folder of any kind. I swear I've seen other users with just the numbers on here and this bouncer is literally being just a dick. It was like talking to a brick wall. Saying sorry that's regulations. Sorry that's regulations. He doesn't care or give a shit that I have to take an airplane and fly all the way back to my old man's house just get another photograph.

Ok, I'm Going To Say It...this Should Be Interesting...venting!!!
GENERALLY SPEAKING BORING people are the only ones online every day! Get off your fucking ass and go out and do some good for others! I've been on this and other sites for about 4-5 years now. OMG, I think I'm going insane. What I've thought all along hasn't been proven wrong...and I can say this, because I've been one of the ones online! Those of us who have been here and on other social sites are wasting time, energy and intelligence. NO WONDER our country is in the state it is. There are so few people running the economy, helping the progress of our country, they can't do it all themselves! And we're complaining? Are you kidding me? We are dumbing ourselves down. Look, there are some great people here on fubar. I've made a few really good friends. It's a way to bring us closer as a nation and world. All great! But c'mon, shouldn't we be using our time a little more productively? Are we all really THAT desperate to find a mate? Are you really HERE to find a ma

Viking Age Triggered By Shortage Of Wives?
Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News The Oseberg Sept. 17, 2008 -- During the Viking Age from the late eighth to the mid-eleventh centuries, Scandinavians tore across Europe attacking, robbing and terrorizing locals. According to a new study, the young warriors were driven to seek their fortunes to better their chances of finding wives. The odd twist to the story, said researcher James Barrett, is that it was the selective killing of female newborns that led to a shortage of Scandinavian women in the first place, resulting later in intense competition over eligible women. "Selective female infanticide was recorded as part of pagan Scandinavian practice in later medieval sources, such as the Icelandic sagas," Barrett, who is deputy director of Cambridge University's McDonald Institute for Archaeological Research, told Discovery News. Although it's believed many cultures throughout world history have practiced female infanticide, said Barrett, he admits that "it is difficult

Tom Jones
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyone but when I see you hanging about with anyone > It's not unusual to see me cry, oh I wanna' die It's not unusual to go out at any time but when I see you out and about it's such a crime if you should ever want to be loved by anyone, It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say you find it happens all the time love will never do what you want it to why can't this crazy love be mine It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Stuck In My Head
Heard this the other day on the radio. It's part of a song by Gary Allan. I'm still learning how to pray Trying hard not to stray Try to see things your way I'm still learning how to pray I'm still learning how to trust It's so hard to open up And I'd do anything for us I'm still learning how to trust I'm still learning how to bend How to let you in In a world full of tears We'll conquer all our fears

This Blows!
Ok so this is day 5 without power... I have had a dead cell and a special needs kid going nutty. So My parents went without power all of a day and a half.... You would think they'd come get their graddaughter so she can have her medicene and her CPAP machine for her sleep apnea and her seizure medication that HAS to stay cold... I had no ice until yesterday evening. So of course the med's are no longer good to give to her.... My dad comes banging on the door at 5:00 a.m. this morning sayin lets get you to my house to wash those towels * I had to clean up water from the deep freezer... everything in it ruined* So we get to his house and he says get the towels washed up I'll be back to take you home... This is where I actually rationalized what I was going to say. WOW. I couldnt say a word... Like your my parents. Shouldnt you be worried about your granddaughter? Oh how about those riots 6 blocks from me.. People gettin worked up over gas ice and etc....? Well wow. So I am going to go ho

A True Hero Is ....
A true hero is a person who does something for another person and risks their own life or makes a big sacrifice while doing so. We could say that true heroes are unselfish and prefer others, and have the courage to do something for them in difficult situations. But we don't perceive true heroism and pride going together. According to Webster's Dictionary the English word hero comes originally from a word that means to watch over, protect. The firefighters who even at this very moment are fulfilling their task, are truly protecting and watching over all of our safety and wellbeing in dangerous situations. They deserve to be honored, whether they have lost their lives serving others, or are still alive. Firefighters are not concerned about fame and being called 'heroes' but want to stay meek with low profile. That shows that they are really concerned for others and are doing their job out of willingness to serve, not for the desire to be lifted up and be admired by other peopl

Illegal Street Drifting In Japan
I think there may be some money long term in these cities that have this racing if you could make your own track racers to do their thing. If I had big money I would not stop rat on illegal racing but rather create a place where they could express themselves. All poor folks are not stupid or assholes but some are intelligent and creative.

Funeral For A Friend...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived b y his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dou

I Am A November Baby!!!
--------------NOVEMBER BABY -------------------- Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

When I Am King You Will Be First Against The Wall
Ahhh home in Washington DC. One time, I had to make a quick trip to BJ’s (where they unfortunately do not deal in their namesake) for a metric assload of kitty litter and fiber. What? I like to stay regular. Shopping was no big chore, but because I was buying four 40 pound buckets of kitty litter, I opted for the flatbed trolley as opposed to the cart. That way, I wouldn’t have to haul the buckets up and over the edge of the basket of the cart. The problem is the flatbed suddenly doesn’t steer as well with 160 pounds of shitgrit on it. But since I was shopping at dinner time the crowds were thin and I made it to the registers without much of a problem. I checked myself out (because who has time for an inept teenager to morosely sob their way through scanning every item because they’ve suddenly realized that this is the best their lives will ever be?) and made my way to the exit. If you’re unfamiliar with stores like BJ’s, or Costco, or Sam’s Club this next part is important, s

Thirsty Thursday Pimpout...
Today is my Thirsty Thursday pimp out,on this list are Fu bar's coolest people on here,why not fan/rate/add these to your list if you havent all ready... ~*MÈ†äL §äÑÐý *~[real life] partner of~*K¡ŋÐ®έÐ_§p¡®¡†™*~@ fubar Mini~Mike™@ fubar ღMRSღ@ fubar tra71~W.I.S.E UK Friend~Pirate Leveller~Insane Leveller~25 to Life@ fubar ***~Lynne~*** Team Captain of Thunder & Lightning Levelers.@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt (#1 FAMILY)~ LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubar ♥BitchPal7769♥ No Salute=No Add & No Blank Friend Request Accepted@ fubar Iron Maiden@ fubar morena_esperanza ~AKA~ kiss my @ss ~@ fubar Darkangel

Maxine's Thoughts
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.. ( SEX AND CALORIES ) Sex is like math..You add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you don't multiply..!! Having nice sex burns 358 calories,while having rough sex [ make it hurt ],burns 543 calories. *Taking off clothes....with consent....12 calories. without consent....187 calories. *Taking off her bra or his underwear....With 2 hands..8 calories..With 1 hand..12 calories..With mouth..85 calories. *Put on protection....Hard...6 calories...Soft...315 calories. *Foreplay....Looking for target..8 calories..Finding G spot..92 calories..I don't F***ing care...0 calories. *Entry....Holding him/her..12 calories..On the floor..8 calories. *Different Positions....Missionary..358 calories..Doggy..316 calories..69 Lying..286 calories..69 standing..512 calories..Italian Hanger..912 calories. *Orgasm....Real..112 calories..Faking..315 calories. *After "O"....Lying in

The Utter Stupidity
Holy smokes people can be dumb. Alrighty, so here are just a few stupid statements and questions I have heard over the past few days: Random Asshole: *knock* *knock* "Hey the bathroom is locked and the water is running is anyone in there?" Recon: "Dude, you have aftershave on, in the woods, you are going to be eaten alive." Dipshit: "GREAT! They can bug me baby!" Recon: "No, no, that's not a good thing, it's.....*sigh*.....never mind." Cock Gobbler: "Hey these people at Shea Stadium are giving free Mets shit away!" Roger Ramjet: "Free? What exactly do you have to do?" Cock Gobbler: "Oh just give your social security number, address, phone number, date of birth, sign your name in three places and they just GIVE you stuff." Roger Ramjet: "Sounds great, lord knows I would just LOVE my 800+ credit score to plummet in an uncontrollable neverending spiral to the depths of Hadean bankruptcy just like yours." Computer Illiterate Skid Stain: "Hey this computer doesn't work."

Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
I saw you in my dream We were walking hand in hand On a white sandy beach of Hawaii We were playing in the sun We were having so much fun > On a white sandy beach of Hawaii The sound of the ocean Soothes my restless soul The sound of the ocean Rocks me all night long Those half-hound summer days lying there in the sun On a white sandy beach of Hawaii The sound of the ocean Soothes my restless soul The sound of the ocean Rocks me all night long Last night in my dream I saw your face again We were there in the sun On a white sandy beach On... oooonnnnn of Hawaii

Tetanus Shot (funny)
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, Where are you going?'< /o:p> He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.' Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, 'Where the heck are you going'? She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.' He says, 'Why, what do you need?' She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.' & nbsp;

Family
always charish your loved ones. you never know what each day holds for you and them. Call them tell them you love them. even if you dont talk as often, just call and say "i love you". just saying those three words is enough, nothing means more then those three words. so what are you waiting for. dont you have a call to make or dont you need to say something to someone right now.

Another Charles Tune
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door > Who is it for? All the lonely people Where do they all come from ? All the lonely people Where do they all belong ? Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near. Look at him working. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care ? All the lonely people Where do they all come from ? All the lonely people Where do they all belong ? Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from ? All the lonely peopl Where do they all belong

Distorted Priorities Of Our Nation
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools n

People Who Disable All Ways To Contact Them...
Are annoying... I can understand turning off the shoutbox... but turning off comments and mail as well? WHAT is the point of being here if you dont want to socialise? Are you just here to be oggled at... "You can look but you cant type to me because baby im too hot for you!" is that how it goes? No, that kind of attitude makes people uglier than a camels arse. i dont care what you look like, if you praise yourself that high, be sure not to break your butt on the fall back down... This is a website... being king or queen of a website is about the same level in achievement as a dog who learns he can lick his own balls... you might love it, but nobody else cares to see you doing it, its really quite disgusting. This is my third rant in 3 days... i need some love people!!!!

Mothers
For All Mothers This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at soccer games instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, "Did you see my goal?" They could say, "Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world," and mean it. This is for all the mothers who have sat up all night with sick children in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Meyer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's OK honey, Mommy's here." This is for all the mothers of Kosovo who fled in the night and can't find their children. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see and for the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes and for all the mothers who don't. What makes a good mother anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips? The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time? Or is it heart?

My Birthday
Ok so my 23rd bday is coming up and I want to do something spectacular for it. I am planning something for the 11th of october even though my bday is on the 6th. But I need some help deciding on what to do to celebrate so I need the help of my fu-friends to help me decide. Leave ur ideas in a comment plz

Controlled Violence: The Surprising Catalyst To A More Enjoyable Life
****************************************************** "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival." -W. Edwards Deming ****************************************************** I was watching an Instructor Class the other night with one of my great friends from the fighting world and we discussed how difficult it is to talk about fighting to most people. This difficultly lies in the fact that my definition of fighting is very different from most "fighters". When someone tells me they know how to fight, that triggers in my mind numerous examples of specific methods of inflicting trauma on the human body with the goal being the destruction of other guys. In the rare instance when I decide to speak about fighting in a social situation, I usually regret doing so. Quickly I see that most people are uncomfortable with my very calm descriptions of the effective use of violence. Most people get caught up in the surreal aspects of violence th

September
Do you remember, the 21st night of September Love was changing the minds Pretender, while chasing the clouds away Our hearts were ringing In the key that our souls were singing > As we danced in the night, Remember how the stars stole the night away Ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in September Ba de ya- never was a cloudy day My thoughts are with you Holding hands with your heart to see you Only blue talk and love, Remember how we knew love was here to say Now December, found the love that we shared in September Only blue talk and love, Remember the love we share today Ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in September Ba de ya- never was a cloudy day Ba de ya - say do you remember Ba de ya - dancing in September Ba de ya- golden dreams were shiny days

I Know What Men Are
I know what men are. Men drink and are routinely unfaithful, Can’t see beyond the end of their dick, Have faces like hams or wrinkled cardboard Or are bold, sweaty and frightening - I know what men are. Men drive fast cars, Like motorbikes, Will kill for the sake of their pride, Shoot off their mouths, Fart, bellyache and grumble. I know what men are. Men are insane and out of control, Vicious and vainly vainglorious. No! I know what men are. Men are not like this. Men don’t go down to the pub for a mindless drink, Can even (apparently) sometimes think! Men cuddle babies And can stand up for themselves in fights With their wives (And sometimes win). Men are prepared to challenge Preconceptions Misconceptions Deceptions Adulterated thinking And Will Do What Is Right. Men will Go the extra mile (And not always on a motorcycle), Men Like to be cuddled Like to caress And have loving, faithful sex. Men like emotions. The crisp

Somewhere Over The Rainbow Train
somewhere over the rainbow - judy garland Somewhere Over The Rainbow 1. Stop by our Hostess, Heartsoflove's page and rate her Rainbow folder... when Finish private message me 2 get ur tag Make Sure u Tell Me What Name 2 Use on tag. u will have to rate folder 2 get a tag..They will like this one click on the pic to pick it up 2.Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Rainbow List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... Something like Joining the rainbow train or over the rainbow .... 3.And Have Fun Starting with me the Hostess..Welcome to the love Train... ღHeart§OfLoveღ Over the Rainbow Riders

Falling In And Out
Falling In And Out You run through my mind, You are there all the time. Every moment of the day. You walk around in my dreams, Leaving sweet thoughts of you. You are in every inch of me. Some how you have stolen my heart, Something I never thought you could do. Even though I have moved on, There is always something that reminds me of you. Will I met you in eternity, Is that when your soul will open up and see, That we are truly soul mates and meant to be? We have been for many life times, Connecting again and again. We have connected now, But you are blocking me, You don't want to let me in. My soul has no choice, But to let go of you. I will wait for the next life time, And hopefully we will get it right. If not it will happen all over again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Paul Harvey On Prayer
Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect--somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem , I would expect to

Friends Vs Southern Friends
FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!' FRIENDS: will visit you in jail SOUTHERN FRIENDS: wi

Riddle
Here is a riddle for the true intellectual Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the end, for those who are unable to think this one through. Here's the riddle: At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting a blow job from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Don't look down. Don't look down.

Idk W/ Some People
so..on a side note. i ran away cause the aprenticship fell flat on its face. if i want that gig id have to wait...another 6 months witch i ain't doing. so idk how i did it but i got my old job back welding after i screwed it up by showing up to work drunk all the time. SO ANYWYAS I GOTTA STORY TO TELL! somewhat said but totally true! the short of it is back in high school some 9 yrs ago an old friend of mine was with some real hot chick who was bi, then he cheats on her and gets my other somewhat of a friend pregnant (the girl i ran into) after i told his ass to use protection! dood is irresponsible because he dosen't have a care in the world cause his dad cleans his mess up! so you would figure that he would man up and take care of his kid right?......OF COURSE NOT!!! well he did for a while but then he started using her for sex and what not. he would get another girl, and when that other girl wouldn't put out, he would go back to his baby mamma for ass. and the broad was dumb enou

Myspace
hey, we're doing some promotions on MySpace for the radio station this upcoming month so I'm sending out my Myspace Profile to all my fubar friends and family myspace.com/sparaco2006 thanks for the add ahead of time or http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=da705db3-5c24-4a11-883a-75d28f7dfe5e

These Sound Like Forrest Gump Sayings...
Good Morning… Two entirely different stories but similar in stupidity…Will government officials we elect ever get it right? Italian and U.K. legal authorities have recently discarded rule interpretations based on embarrassingly anachronistic stereotypes of women. In July, Italy's Court of Cassation reversed a 1999 ruling creating a legal presumption that a woman wearing tight jeans could not be the victim of rape because such jeans would be impossible to remove without her assistance. [Daily Telegraph (London), 7-23-08] This story almost makes me want to grab an Italian Official and Slap them into reality! Coincidentally, at about the same time, the British government formally removed the special, ameliorating defense of "provocation" for husbands charged with murdering their wives, thus putting domestic homicide on the same footing as other homicides. (Some husbands had received lesser penalties by claiming that their wives' affairs had provoked them to murder.) [Daily Telegraph (Lon

9/18/08
Biblical flooding in Indiana is keeping me in Maryland another week, which is all cool with me. I'm having a great time. I figured you all would love to know. Hope all is well with everyone and I'll have pictures when I have a VIP. < 3

Why Music On Profiles Should Be Banned...
Migranes, headaches, nervous disposition... This is what music on profiles does to me... Let me explain... I an an audiophile (No that's not a pervert, thats someones obssessed with music and the quality of music playback) i have a 7.1 surround sound system in virtually every room in my house, and it gets fed music through my home network and iTunes. I have an amazing soundcard on my PC and i dont need a hi-fi system. I cant seem to function without music, even when im not listening to music i have ambient music playing on low in the background... I even sleep with it on sometimes... So basically, theres always sound coming out of my PC... and the volume is at a nice comfortable 45-55% all the time, unless im listening to ambient music, then its much lower. And then there's fubar... all all of those annoying crappy songs that start off with people talking about having sex with each other... Why is this a problem... I'll tell you... all the web players people us

Having A Bad Week
I was cought up in that awful wind storm that went through Ohio last Sunday. We had downed power lines and trees all around our house. We had just moved our van when 1 tree came crashing down on the power lines right in front of my house. I don't need to tell you that it just missed our van. I spent the next 2 days trying to help my grandmother find a hotel to go to till her power wes turned back on with no luck. As of today she still has no power. When no one came to take care of the tree in front of our house a nice man that lived down the street did it for us. I had to hear chainsaws all night but it was worth it. lol Kids got to go back to school yesterday, boy was i happy. As soon as i get the rest of the messes cleaned up outside you will have me all to yourselves. Peace and love, Stepahnie

Pinups & Studds Code Of Conduct
Since there have been a few mishaps, it seems I need to write a few guide lines for the pinups & Studds to follow and how to conduct themselves. The success of Cell Block 69 depends not only on the competence of its dj's and staff, but also upon its reputation for honesty, integrity, and lack of bias in conducting its affairs. This Code of Conduct identifies basic policy and standards concerning ethical conduct and provides guidance in several areas of specific concern. Each Pinup & Studd of Cell Block 69 is expected to adhere to these standards of conduct. 1. CB69 requires candor and honesty from individuals with the title 'Pinup'& 'Studd'. 2. Members of the Pinups, Studds, and staff may be privy to confidential information in the course of their daily fubar work. This information may relate to, among others, members, other lounges, past staff, pinups, current staff, and owners. All Pinup & Studd members must safeguard confidential information. This includes ensuring t

Fu Bad Girl Winners
FU BAD GIRLS CLUB™© ATTENTION LADIES THE WINNER FOR THIS MONTHS 7-DAY BLAST IS: In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~@ fubar AND THE WINNER OF THIS WEEKS 3-DAY BLAST IS: ~*~Freespirited Biotch~*~@ DIRTY DEED$ RADIO~*~@ fubar MY LINK IS: *JuicyFruit(Bi)69*owner of Fu Bad Girls*fu gf to my sweet Velvet Moon*Rating Revolution*fu owned by@ fubar

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: New Boobs On Ratemywow, Lisa Sparxxx Videos Coming Soon, Awful Acting By Athletes, Looking For Lactating Moms, New Vi
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy happy ThursDEE, kids! It's a bright, shiny, happy, fun-filled day for rah-dee-oh, and we can't wait to start the chuckle-fest that is the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. How's THAT for a line of horseshit? New O&A Videos Coming Soon: Our resident video editor Sam is out in Los Angeles doing his interviewing thing with the folks from the NBC Fall Lineup, so he's going to be getting to the Videos from yesterday's show as soon as he gets back this weekend. Until then, check out Lisa Sparxxx Online and oogle her massive chest until Sam can get those clips done. You can aslo check out the last time Lisa was on the show if you're feeling nostalgic and need a bosom fix...fast. New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to another lovely topless fan, we have some new boobs to share with you over at RateMyWOW.com...(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): R

Cutting Costs Or Reality Check
http://www.rd.com/advice-and-know-how/hochman-family-cuts-spending/article99718.html I want to know what version of reality the people in the story above are living in.... OK - I admit it when I first read the story I was interested...I've had to cut corners a great deal over the last year and a half (I mean to the point of it being a circle...) I thought yeah - interesting read and I'll get some ideas... It's about a family of 3 that makes the decision to cut out all unnecessary spending. They even cut out internet....The set a budget of $100 dollars for anything not considered a necessity...among the things they had to buy with that $100 was gasoline. Here's are just a few of my issues with this story. 1) They have an issue with their shower...to avoid calling a plumber the guy gets on the internet to find a solution. RIGHT - he steals his neighbors internet! So does that mean he believes that the internet should be considered a necessity? or is stealing ok in the n

Cleaning Out The Friends List...
If you wanna stay hit me up in my SB or send me a message. A few people are auto-stay (DarkShine, Mr. Awesome, anyone in my family, and some new people on my list). That's about it. Have a good Thursday folks! :D

1 Week Later...unfu Believable!!!!!!!!
so i wake up this morning with my dad telling me we have to put 1 of our dogs to sleep 2day...apperently....rex had cancer in his spine. so....this is 1 fuctup week. its like god himself/herself has said "kiss my ass" to my father and sister. this crap....has got to stop! rp

Sultry Intentions
Come Get Sultry with us in the lounge.. Now hiring various positions inquire within... Hope to see you there real soon..... Click on the pic below to go to the lounge now and enjoy great music, cold drinks and awesome friends..Tell them that Angel & Fabulous sent you there.....

Master's Slut Ii..............
-Are You a slut, Kitten-? His dark eyes locked with mine, as His voice calmly spoke. I had no idea what to answer Him, because I was not only a slut. I was also a lady and a playful girl in a perfect blend with the hungry and sensuous slut. He looked at me and smiled -Answer my question in this way, then; I want you - today - to prove to me and to yourself what a hungry, wicked slut she is. Email me the ... results. My eyes widened as I heard those words. My first task, my first assignment from One I know has a lot of power over me. From One that both frightens me and entices me...because of that power – and One that I simply need to obey – because it is the right thing to do...at least in this stage of my life...a stage of exploring, learning and finding out more about who and what I am. Hungry, wicked slut...indeed. When I go wet just by seeing You ~ when I balance on the edge of a release merely by a gaze from Your eyes or a light touch from Your hands...I am most certainly

Killing Me
Title: Killing Me By: Detox Confused and let down It's silent, There is no sound Lost, No one's around Lost, Never found Always outside looking in That's the way it's always been Disappointed, Once again Dissappointed, Broken within Left out And out of place No one knows the struggles faced I mask this pain So they can't see I can't go on this way It's killing me

What I've Learned In My 30 Years
1. Betrayal hurts - Not only the people who have been betrayed, but the people who have betrayed others and did not know it at the time. 2. Sometimes the peace you find when everything is quiet is more deafening than the silence of those you love 3. You don't ever get over losing a child...even 4 years after the fact 4. I've learned that when you think the worst things have happened to you, there is always a rainbow waiting to make you smile. 5. I spoil my friends. I always have. If you are close enough to me to be considered my good friend (and you know who you are) there is nothing I wouldn't do to help if I could. You may not open up to me as I open up to you and you may call me a sucker for always being there even if you don't need me, but I take the people I care about in my life very seriously and anyone who is important to them is important to me. I may mean nothing to you, but you hold a place in my life. All you have to do is call on me and I will be there any tim

Lost In Thoughts Unaccounted For
People see the darkest point As that which haunts their life I say the bottom hits When your mind can not see the light My mind is tired of consequence Of a fault that's not my own For pain impressed upon me When respect is all that was shown I'm lost in thoughts unaccounted for That haunt my very soul I wonder where they've wandered to But I guess it's not for me to know I gave up too much of myself When there was nothing for me to do I let go of who I was Because I was scared of you Kick me, hit me Force me to scream Then cut off my air supply because you didn't want to hear me You've never had respect for me And i given you my best years All you given in return Is a lifetime of fear I'm done with you, It's over! I want to finally be me I want to smile again and laugh again And be the person I used to be I'm lost in thoughts unaccounted for They hurt my tortured soul I wonder where they've wandered to But I guess I'll never know I sit here no

My Lost Love
I smile and wonder what you're thinking Then I laugh because I will never know I guess I wonder why we click Then I let my mind slow To the thoughts that cloud my mind I wonder what to do I often wonder what I would feel If I ever gave up hope of finding you I miss our long talks over minutes That we shared so many years ago The little whispers of I love you That no one else would know The plans we used to make together The peace you gave to me I can't seem to find you now But you've always been the best you see It's been so long since I've heard your voice And the last time I did we had a fight I finally followed your advice love The pain has finally given way to light I never had a chance to take back The horrible things I said that day It has haunted me since then That I lost my love over things I had to say I miss you my best friend And I know you and Lisa are happy now I still can't get you off my mind And I often wonder how I used to find you so

The Goddess
Among the softly whispering winds I hear the Goddess call I raise my hands in defeat And yet she comforts all She wraps her winds around me And I feel the warmth of her touch I sense her holding me as I cry Because she cares for me so much She takes my hand in guidance And watches my every step I smile just thinking about it Glad that someone is there to help I can't believe I was lonely And felt like no one cared Because when no one else was listening The Goddess was always there I've found the one thing missing The thing I've never been able to find The one that stills my beating heart And sooths my hurting mind She takes my hand and guides me And makes me realize The only person I need to make happy Is the one I feel inside

I Am What I Am Train! (36 Riders Room For More)
popeye da sailor man - popeye I AM WHAT I AM! To join this train all you need to do is F/R/A (that's Fan/Rate/Add) EVERYONE on the train Please be sure to put something in the friend request like "I AM WHAT I AM!", or "I LOVE ME SPINACH!" Well you get the idea! If you already have them on your list be sure to re-rate them if you can and leave a profile comment on their page saying you are "I AM WHAT I AM!" or something of the sorts! You must F/R/A everyone on this train! Also everyone that joins after you as well! Or you may be removed from the train! Official Hundred "I AM WHAT I AM" Tag If you would like an official tag for the train please rate the

Dream Big
every person has there dreams...things they want outta life...everybody has there perfect ending or close to it... or at least the way theyant things to be... i feel very strongly about what i look forard to in life..about goals and hopes and blah blah blah.... the point is that as i grow older even at this young age..i find myself very locked in on what id love to happen..even though it probably wont...My dreams are big.. bigger than big there huge... there so big that maybe im seeking to much out of it... things set me off... or ill day dream...about the wants that i have.....but i guess thats not the point....what i determine is that if i make a career out of becomeing a truck driver.. that in a few years or so ill beable to settle down and have a solid place of my own..ill be able to afford alot of the things that i want... be in a place that i would love to be... and in the process of collecting all that i need and want some where along the way find myself the guy that will make

Dream Lover
Soft kisses at twilight Light touches in the moon I remeber your hands on me And how I had to leave too soon Happy laughter from just being Wraped up in each others arms I knew you would never hurt me That I would always be safe from harm I don’t know where you went to Or how I lost my way I thought I would always have you And that you would be here to stay I remember every breath you took I hear every whispered sound I can still feel your arms around me Though I know you’re not here now I opened up my eyes And it’s then you faded away The man who haunts my dreans Is never far away I wake up wondering why I can’t find you Flesh and blood and bone As much as I look for your haunting eyes In this world there is none

I Can Feel You
I can feel your hands upon my face I feel myself in your embrace The wind kisses my lips for you I am surrounded by you I can feel you all around me I can feel your icy stare I know you are right here with me I can sense you there I catch of whiff of your perfume The one I always made you wear I knew if I needed you to hold me You would always be there I can feel you still my love Even though you are long gone But as long as there is breath in me My heart will always hold on I miss you my darling With all my heart and soul I cry out for you again And I can feel you take hold I sense your fingers in my hair Lightly touching my tear stained face I wrap myself in your spirit now And die happy in your embrace I've waited so long for you To come and take me to where you are I never lost my memory of you When you died inside that car I watched over all the children I dreamed you beside me ever night I may have married another But you were always i

Don’t Settle. You Are Too Amazing For That
Fading darkness hides the faults That whisper in my mind Of love that is all beyond my reach And where my heart is entwined I dream of lovers not far off That have settled in their life When the spark has faded and doubt creeps in And the love is wrought with strife I bounce upon the night wind And whisper in their darkest dreams This is not what you are needing This is not love as it seems Bow before the Goddess As she guides your heart in love Release your inner spirit Let her take it from above Whisper with the winds as Gaia Releases you from your lover's spell For if you stay in the arms of your heaven It shall become the darkest hell A pit of dispair will find you Love has abandoned you in her eyes There will be nothing but pain in your heaven And no sound but thunder in your skies Release the self doubt you hold my dear Hold fast to the truths you have been told You are a wonderful guy my dear She is not the one you need to hold Reveal t

The Perfect Man
The words came to me today To say the things I want to say to fill my heart with hope again That somewhere out there are good men The though went through my mind today Of how I wantt things to go my way But what else can I really say Except I guess there is no one there I look, but can't connect I push away everyone I cling to now I want to have a meaningful relationship The only question is how How do I let myself love again How can I trust a man The amount of men I actually trust I can ccount all on one hand How the hell do I do it Knowing that there is the chance of getting my heart broke Feeling the fear rise inside me As all my hopes go up in smoke Are there any good guys left in vegas Who actually want to know me for me Who aren't players or attention whores Like most of the men I meet From Jokers to smokers to motorboat captains From preppies to punks and everyone in between They are all sluts and kings in their own mind And I'm being hone

Goodbye
Ive felt your arms around me~ ive touched your heart so near~ ive created a connection with you~ and tonite all i feel from you is fear~ im on the opposite end this time~ im not the one saying goodbye~ im not the one who got attached~ im not the one forcing the friendship to die~ im left with an ultimatum~ ive never been good with a choice~ if he could only hear me now~ choose to listen to my voice~ i regret nothing we have done together~ im accepting my fate at your hand~ i would choose to still love you as a friend~ but i cant and i understand~ i still trust you with my life dear~ and my memories you cant take~ but i will try to look happy my dear~ i dont believe anything was a mistake~ as we part our separate ways~ know i will think often of you~ because of everything we have shared as friends~ i can honestly say i love you as a best friend too

Moments Of Lost Innocence
Can you feel me outside your window Running through your mind Can you feel me within your heart Trying not to cry Can you sense the pain Running through my vains As you just walk away Why aren't you here with me Why can't you feel me call I drop to my knees in pain Were you ever here at all I can sense your heart beat breaking I can feel your touch on my face I can feel you wipe away my tears And take me in your embrace One more time we have One more touch before your gone All the memories of passing years All the thoughts of what went wrong Why aren't you here with me Right where you belong Where I can hold you tight and break you free Together listening to the angels song Why can't they take me instead Why do you have to go Why can't I go with you love I don't want to live alone I feel your last breath of life And my heart grows cold inside As you leave this world my love I feel my soul has died I touch your soft lips once more And I cry out to

The Story
There was a time about almost 3 years ago, when I had this feeling that finally after all these years, I had found myself the woman of my dreams. Her name was Cristine. at we first when we met, we started talking about general stuff and were getting to know each other, and just after a week, I told her that I love her. She was surprised and gladly in a good way told me that she felt the same way too. After that things were sailing smoothly, bet yes after often there were little fights and silly arguements between the two of us , but they never lasted long. One day ashe asked me out of the blue if I would like to marry her and without wasting much time and thinking twice about it I said YES to her. From then on things changed, as in we started talking presonal things, sensul things and ofetn made love, though we didn't go all the way but yes till we were with each other we knew we were in the right place with the right person. Often the distance between the two of us that is the world

Inspire Me
My favourite quotes... You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. Shira Tehrani Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. Faith Whittlesey To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only sure reward is in my actions and not from them. Hugh Prather The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. Albert Einstein People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the

Didnt Last Too Long......
you said that u would always be here u said that u would stay by my side u swore to me forever and that u would leave me never not until the day that u die... that I was all u ever wanted all u ever needed, now tell me that i am wrong... that forever sure didnt last too long...