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Getting Fed Up!!!!!!!!
I look on his page and see all the comments and women and some have no respect for the wife at all!! Then again you wouldnt know he was married if it werent for the comments i leave and a dear friend of mine leaves! He walks in and sees me looking at pics and he is pissed but he cybers, chats,looks at pics and feeds the ladies a line of bull and thats ok?? it doesnt matter to him that these ladies might think its more to it than a quick look at nudity or ratings! you go to my page and its everywhere that we are married!! its so hard not to be a bitch on his page when i see some of the comments and things! Then again I'm the one he's sleeping with and i'm the one he tells he loves but then again is it enough????????? Whats a woman to do ...compete with cybering life on here.no i dont think sooo!!! Sometimes i wonder what it would feel like again to have your man only want you and your number one in his heart?

Haters & Downraters/stalker
Some people just WON'T quit. Porch Monkey 4 life, user 1022454. I usually don't get into bulletins about haters & downraters but this guy just does not know when to QUIT. He already had his account deleted ONCE. He is a serial and random MUMM flagger, pic flagger and harrasser. Unfortunately the FUBAR email is not letting me block him and he is able to continually get through by email. Repost this so all the ladies can be alerted that he likes to fuck with 'cunts' (his words) These are his words, not mine: Do you honestly think I remember all the cunts I fuck with in the mumms? I forgot you by the next day. you'll never forget me though. Now quit whining. On 7/26/2007, peggysuebrister@fubar.com wrote: I'm not whining over you. I DGAF about you. I simply asked why would you request to be my friend? Have you had an asshole transplant and become nice all of a sudden? On 7/26/2007, fu1022454@fubar.com wrote: Would you like a tissue to wipe your fucking tears? O

Men
Men are so mean sometimes it makes me wonder why I should even bother with anything at all with them... I have had one too many experiences with men and still haven't found that one who can treat me right or even not use me for sex or other things either. I guess I should stop that huh lol...Well today is 1 hell of a boring day for me you know.... I hope everyone is enjoying this weather

Relationships
Am I silly for thinking that romance should last? Am I silly to have wanted to prove that things can still be as exciting in time as they were in the beginning? I guess that was just a dream I was trying to keep alive…. The dream that you would still look at me in that same way … when your eyes said “one look at you breathed new life into me”. And what about when I need you? Do you make all the rules? I needed you more than you could ever realize and you were not there for me. Did we trade romance for comfort? And what was the price? … as I sit here feeling unwanted because its all the same to you anymore but to me I still feel butterflies when I look at you…

Mariza - Rain - Fado
Search Video Codes Liric In English The vulgar things that have in the life Homesicknesses do not leave Only the souvenirs that they donate Or they make to smile It has people that she is in history of the history of people e others of who nor the name we remember to hear They are emotions that give life to the homesickness that I bring Those that I had with you e I finished for losing It has days that they mark the soul e the life of people e that one where you left me I cannot forget Rain wet me the face Tired icecream and The streets that the city had Already I cover Ai... mine I cry of lost young woman it cried out to the city that the fire of the love under rain it has instants dies Rain heard and was silent my secret to the city E here it is that it beats in the glass Bringing the homesickness

Shoutbox - Fun
Here's part of a conversation I had with some guy lastnight, who had no idea what he was getting himself into when he started talking to Me... I am not revealing his full screenname, I am not giving him free advertising :) This is what I could save from the shoutbox, not the whole conversation, but still good for a smile. Remember to start reading from the bottom up... (the ones with the arrow are My part of the talking) ->471: check My site and you'll see if you are worthy or not ... otherwise don't waste My time 471: your right i am way in over my head with you .. i would have no idea what to offer you .. ->471: and stop wildguessing before you piss Me off ->471: you have any idea how many like you contact Me everyday, I don't play with anybody unless they have something to offer Me... after all, I am the one to be served not the other way around 471: it was a guess.. i thought it sounded good... i do like the idea of being over powered.. ->471: hahahah

Car Tag Rant
I am learing to really dislike the tag agency here. So far everytime I have had to go there they quote me a price completely way off. I dont mean just a few bucks, I am talking 70$ and up. They really need to learn how to give accurate quotes! When I am told my renewal is going to be 227$ I expect to pay 227$ not $296 this is not the only time they have done this. It is VERY annoying not to mention very inconvenient when you have other bills to pay!@

Just News
I just want to let everyone know that from now on I wont be online too often. Ill try to be here when I can and to post new pics for u all when and if I get the chance to. Theres been alot of things going on lately. As if stress wasnt bad enough Ive had more added to it. Go ahead and keep posting me comments and such so that Ill have plently of stuff to read when I stop in. Thnx!! DA

Wings Of A Dragonfly
Just like the wings of a dragonfly My heart is gentle and mysterious at the same time They are rare for anyone to see it up close Delicate in its own way and very fragile when held My heart sings out for the one who I love That no matter what happen in our lives I couldn't accept the gifts she presented me For I am going to wait when everything comes at me at once. Just like the power of a lion's roar Deep and letting out the feelings of being the one My soul remains inside me until I am ready to give it up For the person that I wish to call my own I would do anything to keep my love intact Someone out there is beyond the loudest screams For the one person who remains quiet through it all I know I can let her release the silence in her heart. Just like the loyalty that a dog can provide I'll do that same for the woman that I love deeply Never refusing or ignoring what matters to us both She is going to realize what kind of man I am To kiss her in places that bre

Golf And Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact, "Mina? Mina! " "Is that you, Gene?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, and I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud of me - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Gene, you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona". *haha

~ Hell Is Where The Heart Is ~
Confide in me and tell me...why the worthless never die And tell to me my darling...why we cast our pearls to swine Please come to me and show me...why the dead refuse to bleed Why nothing lasts forever...and the past can't be retrieved. No love will ever save you , no kisses are too deep No cross will give you answers or satisfy your needs No faith wil give you pleasure , that takes away the pain But hate will give you meaning and make you feel again. Are we living just for pleasure or for reasons yet unknown? Let us realise our secrets when we reach into our souls Let my dreams be remembered when i lay down not to sleep Hell is where the heart is , it's a place for you and me.

Will Tomorrow Come
It's late at night and I cannot sleep I have nothing to do I just sit here I sit here with my thoughts and wonder where my life is heading I sit here wondering if she's thinking about me I sit here wondering what she's doing I sit here hoping that I will see her someday I sit here wondering what tomorrow will bring I sit here wondering if tomorrow will come

Rules To Follow
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to

Toots Gig, Liverpool U.k. July 25th 2007
Gig review. Toots and the Maytals. Carling Academy Liverpool. 25 July. 2007 “Toots”is a rare breed. A true living legend. One of the greatest innovators of reggae….. so much so that "Do the Reggay," a 1968 single by Toots and the Maytals, is credited with giving the genre its name. His songs have been covered by (amongst others) other heroes of mine, Clash and the Specials. …and here he was, as I live and breath (in my first smokeless gig) In Liverpool! I go to the gig in charming company..friends old and new. Good start. A few bevies in the the Head of steam bar and in we go. More good news, the venue is already more than half full for the excellent support band, local upcoming Ska-cers (Scousers/Ska-cers) The STOPOUTS. Full of energy mixing a little punk in with the bouncing basslines, The Stopouts put on a brilliant show, pleasing the army of young fans and hopefully gaining a new fanbase from the delightful mix of ages and genres. They do a swift 30 minute set full of ska/

Wanna See Me On Cam??
IF YOU MISSED ME AND ANGELBABY LASTNIGHT YOU REALLY MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING GOOD, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHECK ME OUT LIVE TONIGHT AT 8PM IN THE STANGS UNDERGROUND LOUNGE. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=577 (SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THAT IS THE WRONG LINK. IM TERRIBLE AT THESE THINGS LOL)

Rules To Follow:
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your

Here But Away
Well people,no im not dead.i am infact alive Havent been on the comp. Anyhoo I read the last HP book only took me a day.[yeh i cried] great book. im dieing my hair a lite honey blond and im goin to have it in dreads.should be pretty awesome i wanna get my Septum peirced so im debating that. well im off to play guitar hero 2 [cant wait for GH3] i probably wont be on again........for a while,the net is gettin boring. besides,its not like any of u miss me,i havent even gotten a comment,or a msg or a gift,or rates. hell for the fuck of it i may just leave this site.

More Info On Fred Aka Talented Tongue
oh by the way he told a friend of mine. that he is sending some friends down here to texas to take care of me..... FRED H AUBUSCHON Victim under the age of 18 - Status: Compliant FRED H AUBUSCHON Victim under the age of 18 State Profile 530 S CLINTON COLLINSV ILLE IL 62234

Happy And Workin :) New Drawings
Hey everybody!! Just figured out it displays the date on the blogs so I wont write those anymore... Today I have been to work and I've worked my behind off, I really like my new job and the people there are nice... Except for the customers, of course... I also uploaded 11 drawings that I have made within the last 2 years... hehe... I only posted my best ones but I couldn't find any from my latest manga: Divine decieves... I will add them whenI have the oppertunity (I need to gain 2 lvls) My modd is great!!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS

Erotica
In 22 Hours I would be on a C-130 to points undisclosed to lead a platoon providing perimeter security to a team of Delta Operators doing drug interdiction in NW Peru. Having survived Panama I wasn't too concerned, except that 3 of my best soldiers were out on sick call and I'd have 3 twinks replacing them. I was visiting with school friend who lived in Oklahoma City, we spent this night in Dallas hitting a few spots, it was getting late and we headed to our last spot for the night "Corvettes" a car themed dance club. My boy was a regular and had been a star receiver at North Texas, so we got love. A Fuzzy Navel appeared in front of me!? WTF, I am a Gin and Tonic, Vodka and Cranberry guy most of the time, but never a Fuzzy Navel?! I explained this to waitress, who was a dead ringer for sprinter Gwen Torrence, and she said "It's on the house; the bartender said she wants to do her patriotic duty" Does she? Well I decided to do some recon. The bartender was 23 or 24, a bl

My Two Cents' Worth
Minot man gets his 2 cents worth from the federal government By ELOISE OGDEN, Regional Editor eogden@minotdailynews.com A Minot man can’t say he didn’t get his 2 cents worth from the federal government. Layon Gartner was a bit surprised when he opened a letter this week containing a United States Treasury check made out to him for the total of "$******** 02," or 2 cents. "I couldn’t believe it," Gartner said. He said for 2 cents they could have "blown it off." The check was a refund for overpayment for medical services. Gartner does wonder how much it cost in total paperwork, postage and the time involved. The postage alone for two letters – the voucher and the check – was more than 80 cents. The voucher and the check were in separate envelopes and both arrived in Gartner’s mail the same day, he said. The refund and other information came from three or four sources in at least three different states. Gartner said he thought there was a cutoff for minimum amo

Hello Everyone
For some reason i feel like writing today about whats going on in my head ?????. Why is that i have so many friends on Fubar but yet very few of them ever talk to me. Is everyone so superficial that they see a guy who isnt that great looking that they cant even speak to him and say hello or ask him how he is today ???. I know im pretty hard on myself at times i just dont know what im doing wrong or not doing at all, im at the point where im fixing to delete this account and my myspace and any other internet account i have and basically just play games on the net.

The Cry Of Our Hearts
There is a great deal of depression that has overtaken my soul, It floods deep within, into every inch that makes me whole. I wonder and worry of thought throughout the day, What is to come, to my dismay. As a flood of tears pour out of me in all my expressions, more and more comes, more and more depression. I assure myself everything is ok! But who am I fooling? Then I burst into a spirit of rage. I have questions, and there are answers. But I'm afraid and much too weak, When I try to explain, I hear I'm hearing wrong and need to be meek. But this is how I feel, there's no wrong or right, But as I battle with myself, I always lose the fight. I feel intimidated sometimes by others, But as I said "This is how I feel" The pain in me is very real. I lose control, my thought go wild, and here I am only a child. If only you knew what I thought, If only you knew what I fought. I need my thoughts held captive. Oh God, assure me I'm thinking normal and you'll help

Nine Weeks Today!!!!
Your new resident is nearly an inch long — barely the size of a grape — and weighs just a fraction of an ounce, but he's poised for rapid weight gain now that his basic physical structure is in place. He's also starting to look more and more human. His embryonic "tail" is now completely gone and his body parts — including organs, muscles, and nerves — are kicking into gear. His eyelids are fused shut and won't open until 27 weeks. He has earlobes, and by week's end, the inner workings of his ears will be complete. His upper lip is fully formed, too, and his mouth, nose, and nostrils are more distinct. The tips of his fingers are slightly enlarged where his touch pads are developing. All major joints — his shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, and ankles — are working, enabling your baby to move his limbs. As for his heart, it has divided into four chambers now, and the valves have started to develop. External sex organs are there, but won't be distinguishable as male or female for anoth

I'm Not Wanting This To Happen...........
Well, I haven't posted on here for awhile and usually I dont post on here I post on myspace. But, I just want to share with everyone that my brother will be leaving soon to go back to Iraq, and I'm scared. I'm enjoying the time I have with him now, bc he's home for 10 days, but then I'm dreading it also cause those are the days that take him closer to his time of going to Iraq. When he comes home his little girl will be 15 months old. She's only 2 months old. The most precious time in her life will be in pictures, he will miss the firsts of her life. And, what about the times that I look at my mom and see the tears in her eyes that I can't dry like I want to. It hurts to know that the best thing for me to do is walk away and let the tears fall bc she is feeling the same emptiness and wanderment of his safety that I feel. I'm scared for everytime the telephone rings in the middle of the night and the sinking feeling in my gut of who will be on the other end. Or, everytime a gov't

Something Must Be
Something must be wrong with me with all this hurt inside, always bursting with anger, and never any pride. Something must be wrong with me if all I do is cry, I can't stop this pain all I want to do is die. Something must be wrong with me if my emotions run wild, all this confusion does is make me feel like a lost child. Something must be wrong with me with all these terrible things, always there and never gone depression is what it brings. Something must be wrong with me if I can't stop these thoughts, all this pain does is turn my stomach in knots. Something is truly wrong with me when I think there's only one way out, "Let this pain end," is all my heart will shout.

My Friend
My Friend by Sammy Lane Sharp We all need someone To talk to in our life, A friend to whom we run In times of stress or strife A friend who's always there Throughout the years, A friend we know will care And take away our fears. A friend who's always near, Waiting for our call, To wipe away our tears, And lift us when we fall. A loving friend indeed, On whom we can depend To fulfill our every need - Thank you, precious friend

Darkness
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness

30 Reasons To Date A Moto Rider
1. we NEVER ride in the same position 2. we always finish unless weer injured 3. we always where protection 4. we can ride for a LONG time 5. we are always up for riding... always 6. we ride as hard as we possibly can 7. we like to ride new things 8. we take good care of wut we ride 9. we stick it through many heats no matter what 10. we appreciate breaking things in 11. we like both rough and smooth conditions 12. we dont mind getting dirty... infact we kinda like it that way 13. once we learn something we are determined to perfect it 14. we like our mechanicals well lubed at all times 15. we do our own stunts 16. even after riding we still LOVE to party 17. we are willing to fail a couple times before we succeed 18. we always focus on the current ride 19. we sacrafice our bodies every time we ride 20.we spend rediculous amounts of money on what we ride 21. we always try to get back up after taking a plunge 22. we like wut

Beyond Comprehension
No one hears me, understands me I speak in silence hoping that someone will see my words, my message hoping to find love, it has arrived so divine I wish for a stronger, better life filled with everlasting touch I dream the future, but hold the past My body is brimmed with so many confusions Am I really here experiencing fullness? I must be, the pain is so real the hurt I feel could never be imagined but I will pull through into greatness and destroy whatever faces into me As I struggle I will fight until the end Whenever it may come

Today's Random Quiz
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Life
life is just plain out boring there aint nothing to do that is fun that yo wont catch a case with. realationships are a whole nother story it seems like noone wants to be real with anyone anymore. but its all good cause im a strong woman that dont need anyone to get by in life.

Down Again
I've been pushed down so many times I feel this time will be the last as I lay here fading my thoughts are invaded by memories of my past I feel the pressures of shame and rejection building as I lay here on the floor I have no strength to get up I'm not worth it any more

Hahaha
i may be fast, i may be quick, all these nasty girl want to suck my dick.... i may be slow..... i may be hard if u want me u have to show me ur card "ID" lol if u dont u can forget about talkin just turn around and keep walkin.....if that makes u sad, well thats just to bad...ur sister of 24 i may of already had lol.... peace out.

Fu-king Security Checks!!!
IN THE PAST 45 MINUTES I HAVE HAD TO TYPE IN THE STUPID ASS LETTERS AND NUMBERS FOR THESE ASS CLOWNS 48 TIMES..SEEMS LIKE THEY WOULD FIGURE IT OUT AFTER THE FIRST FEW THAT I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM USING A BLASTER...THIS SHIT OF CHANGING THE SITE EVERY DAY TO SUIT THEMSELVES HAS ME SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING MY SHIT AND LEAVING FOR GOOD..IT IS BULLSHIT AND I AM PISSED!...TO MY FRIENDS...LUV YOU GUYS AND GALS, BUT I AM THROUGH WITH THIS PETTY ASS SHIT!!!! GARY

Back Again
Just wanted to say hello to everyone some of you might have noticed my lack of presence a few weeks so for all of u I wanted to say I am back again full of energy and partymood and noticed they have changed the pagename yet again:P boy was i surprised hehe so stop by and say welcome back or just be curiouss like the rest of us;)

Pimped Out
ohhh i am such a Puta (ha can't censor Italian as NSFW) I now have a 2nd PIMP LMFAO I am gonna turn it around on them ! Pleaseeeeeee Go atack my Pimps with Your Love with Rates, Adds, Gifts Coments anything! then Repost This Buletin I wanna Know Ya did it to damn it xoxoxox Pimp 1 SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar Pimp2 ~**Metal Baby**~(~Ancient1~2nd pimp)@ fubar Thank YOU ! Your Favorite Puta xxx ~Ancient1~ xxx

Wft Mate????
STOP dissing NSFW pics with your holier than thou fucking attitude ESPECIALLY if YOURE the one checking them out! I'm so sick of you people crying about self respect vs sluttiness vs "I love looking at your body but don't want you looking at mine" mid-western puritan BULLSHIT. don't post?? then don't view. or keep your mouth shut about how you feel about.

Ranting And Raving To Make My Self Feel Better
AAAAAHHHHHH........Ok so I ge home from doing my running around with a bad knee and all. This fucktard that I owe money too for my mothers funeral comes to my house and threatns me, pay him his money or talk to a magastarte. I have talked to him plent of times. He just doesnt get the fact that I dont have the money. My bill which I was paying on went from 2,000 to 8,000 with no explentian what so every. And he will not tell me why. He needs to go and hassess her family and leave me the fuck alone. She never loved me or wanted me, so why do I have to pay this shit. Let him do what he wants, I have nothing so there for he cant get nothing. Isnt there a law to keep people from your home like that? I dont feel he should come and ask me for money like that. I should have kicked his fucking ass for him is what I should have done, I might feel better. Well I just needed to vent on this. If anybody knows how to file for bankrupty thingy let me know.(so about the spelling)

Unproclaimed Pain
So this is what I get for believing you all the decieving you did, so untrue You lie to my face, said I was above the rest But the next girl your with, you'll tell her she's the best You lied to me, but what should I expect I shouldnt have expected you to redirect You life is yours, though the games you play You broke my heart and care nothing for what I say I sit silently alone in the darkness of my room Never knowing But thet assume It ended so quickly without a cause, without a reson, was it because my flaws You never gave me a real chance You wont look back to glance Look at the person you hurt most You dont care you only boast I put my heart mind and soul into you But all you thought this was a game for two I truely fell in love though some say it wrong I didnt listen, and regreted it before long Why did you play with my heart like so I am so lost you will never really know But I guess it was all my fault really I fell in love with a boy, who could

Check Out Jk Coltrain Digital Promo Package Buy His Music , Producers, Record Labels , Clubs Book Jk Coltrain He Will Quote You His Fee For His Aweso
Howdy, I wanted to drop all of my internet radio friends an email first of all to say thanks for all your past help & support of myself and the other Indie artists. Secondly I wanted to let you know that I have a new CD out entitled 'Tumbleweed In Times Square'. I'd appreciate it if you'd take a quick listen and consider adding some of my new songs to your playlists. You can download them directly from here in full broadcast quality. If you are unable to download just drop me a line and I will see that the files are sent to you asap. Just let me know which songs you'd like to have. All The Best, JK Coltrain www.jkcoltrain.com jk@jkcoltrain.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- View this Digital Promo Kit online at http://www.airplaydirect.com/music/dpk.php?band_id=1842&cnt=5 or visit http://www.airplaydirect.com/J.K.Coltrain for more information.

Thank You All!
Guys... I really got to thank everyone who left me birthday wishes, gifts and profile comments! There were literally too many to reply to personally but I appreciate each and everyone. Fuckin hell, I guess I'm popular :P Thanks again, you guys fuckin ROCK!

Lover's Dance...
Lover's Dance... Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tan

Hey Whats New
http://www.myspace.com/MikesCdot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COPY AND PASTE IT IT HAS MORE INFO AND PICS ABOUT ME THEN FUBAR DOES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND IT HAS MY NEW PHOTOSHOOT PICS RATE THEM PLEASE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~http://www.myspace.com/MikesCdot~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` http://www.myspace.com/MikesCdot

Quest
Quest Trying to find salvation Only obtaining damnation Adrift in apprehension Knowledge of contentment Craving flawless admiration Desire for indiscretion Leads to conviction Draining emotional energy On a quest for pain Looking for answers Disorientated in a haze A haze of solitude Desire blazes within Intensity magnifies Radiating from within Emotional turmoil explodes There is no where else to go (c) J.Bendiksen

Friendship
Friendship; the healer of hearts, Lead me to thy roads end? Filler of joy and hope, What is thy biding? The gift that forever gives, I give thee my love, Not for who you are, But for who I am when I am with you, For the token of a true friend Is the becoming of a better person Tears bear not by a friend's hand, For only a friend can be gone a cry to a halt. And as the winter brings snow to fall, It doesn't always snow as much as we want. A hand in friendship is the touching of the heart, But no heart misses more than the one in hand, For there is no further a reach, By the heart, Than for the hand that besides you. Sad denotes a frown. A smile is the lifting of love. To the world you are one person, To this one person, You are the world I dream of. Blossoming flowers and beautiful blue skies, Spring colored orchards and butterflies. Clear and calm rivers and streams, Peace, joy, and happiness, You are all of these beautiful things.

Check It Out!!
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When I Die, Remember This
glitter-graphics.com Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep. I am in a thousand winds that blow, I am the softly falling snow. I am the gentle showers of rain, I am the fields of ripening grain. I am in the morning hush, I am in the graceful rush Of beautiful birds in circling flight, I am the star-shine of the night. I am in the flowers that bloom, I am in a quiet room. I am in the birds that sing, I am in each lovely thing. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there. I do not die.

Thinking About Weddings....
So I've been thinking about weddings and marriage lately. I know that once I get married I do not want to get a divorce. I know far too many people who have gotten divorced, and I want to know how to avoid that. If any of you have any advice on that matter I would greatly appreciate it. Also, about weddings. I know if I do get married to a particular special individual. That I want a wedding that will be remembered but that won't cost me an arm and a leg. I've gotten some great advice from a few people on here. One of the things suggested by the special guy which I really like is to provide the guests with disposable cameras to take photos with, and to pay for them to get developed afterwards. I don't know about the cost on that one, but I know that we would end up having some memorable photos. But I also know that I would like some formal wedding photos as well. And that is the one thing I will be splurging on. I've been thinking about getting personalized photo cards t

Help
Alright everyone I now find my self in a delema I am only 20,000 away from leveling up and I need your help I always help everyone now I need the help so if you could please come and rate,fan,crush, and add me i will return the love and if you could please let others know as well i will be giving gifts to people that help so thank all of you in advance Diego

7-26-2007
My back is sore as shit...here for now...yeah. My mind is a whirlwind, in 1 mood 1 hour and another the next thats how my brain works I guess. Ive learned alot in my time here, and the past 9 years of my life have been a learning experience, some good some bad thats just how it happens. You cant smoke it away, u cant cry it away, its something you gotta man up for and prepare for battle. Go in it with a glock in hand and your mind set to where if you dont do this then your already dead. Thats jsut the way it is.

Peace Of Mind
Have you had cold showers of pain My friend, you've stood in my rain Deathly feeling of loneliness No need to feel shameless I've been there before Not wanting to feel any more Your hearts been broken in half Mind still living in the past Cold dark thoughts of suicide Why don't I do it tonight Don't worry it will go away Learn to love another day Put it in the back of mind Let it rest and you will find Dark clouds begin to part New love will mend the heart Thoughts of suicide disappear Self- esteem will reappear One day you'll be able to say My friend you've stood in my rain

Survey
1. What time is it? 2:39pm 2. Name as appears on birth certificate: Jennifer Marie 3. Nickname(s): jenner and princess 4. Do You Drive? Yes 5. Do you like someone? yes I do. 6. Chinese zodiac: the ox 7. All hair colors: its blonish, brownish and reddish 8. Eyelash color: lol black 9. Height: 5'4 1/2" 10. Shoe size:4 11. Glasses, contacts or neither?glasses 12. Braces? nope 13. Piercing/tattoos?ears twice, and 3 tattoos 14. Birthplace: jersey 15. Current residence: jersey 16. Siblings name and age: bob, 26, and mikey 20 ******HAVE YOU EVER****** 17. Gotten super wasted? yes.. 18. Gotten so drunk you don't remember what happened? no 19. Drank 5 liters of beer in 2 hour? dont drink beer 20. Had an Irish car bomb? again dont drink beer 21. Skipped school by peer pressure? nope.. 22. Bungee jumped? yes 23. Kissed someone not related to you 30 years older than you?um gross 24. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you? yes 25. Made out with? made ou

Celebs Behaving Badly
What is wrong with celebs these days seems like everyday you pick up a newspaper and there's an article about another celebrity behaving badly. They think that because they are rich and famous they are above the laws that the rest of us have to abide by. All celebrities should sit back and think before they act in a manner that shames them in the public eye. The legal system is not perfect but when there is a case involving the Lindsy Lohans and the Paris Hiltons justice is not equal under the law.

Angry,upset & Outraged!
This is going to be a rant and its really only directed at one person that is on my friends list. Two times in the past this person has set up arrangements for an encounter. The first time supposedly a tree had fallen on his vehicle and he could not make it. The second time he got called to work and did not notify at all UNTIL after the time he was suppose to be here and that was a day or two later.. So anyone who has talked to me knows that I am a kind person with a heart of gold. I decided ok..I will give this person a THIRD chance. Well that person was suppose to be here at 2 pm and it is now almost 3 pm. There was alot of money involved here (after all I am a adult entertainer/model/escort. Again a no show!! So what would you do if you were me? Remove him from your friends list and ignore him? Or? IF YOU GO TO THE POINT OF MAKING AN APPOINTMENT FOR SERVICES BE IT A PHOTOSHOOT OR A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER..I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT YOU KEEP THAT APPOINTMENT. MY TIME IS $$$!! $$$ IS TI

Warped And Twisted
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

Death Not Being The Way
I held the knife so close to my heart. Like a foolish child I sat and I cried, Didn't realize what I had done, what I had tried. Tears mixed with blood, falling slowly to the ground. Covered in blood, pulled myself up, in tears scribed: "To those who don't care, to those who can't see, Never Give up always thrive to be free." Didn't know how many people would later cry. "Tried to be free, yet I see this isn't the way." Friend at the door, ran as fast as she could. Too weak to say I'm sorry, otherwise I would. In tears, looked at the blue sad day. When you come and see this pool of blood and me, This isn't the way my life was meant to be.

Plz Read This One....
Plz read this one thing....You know I love each and everyone of you.....I really love my M.....But you people realllllyyyy need to get a life and get off of the internet and reading stupid blogs posted by me!!! Jeezzz I thought I didnt have a life.....HEHE....I love each and everyone of you...Huggs and Kisses

Life Is A Prison
Life is a prison, Oh God let me out. No one to listen, To hear when you shout. Climb the walls of insanity, Ride the waves of despair. If you fall it don't matter, There's no one to care. Used to wish for a window, To see birds, trees and sky, But you're better without one - Stops you aiming too high. Watching freedom is painful, For those locked away. Seeing joy, love and happiness, Another price that you pay. Strong is good, weak is bad. Be it false, be it true. Your mind makes the choice, And enforces it too. Cell walls built by society, With rules to adhere. If you breach the acceptable, You had better beware. Hide the pain, carry on, Routine is the key. Don't let on that you're not, What you're pretending to be. Lock it all up inside you, How badly that bodes. Look out for that one day, When it all just explodes. Leaving naught but a shell, Base functionality too. But killing all else, That was uniquely you. So how do you grow,

Love Is Pain
LOVE IS PAIN! I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND IT ANYMORE. ONE DAY IT IS GREAT AND THE NEXT IT IS PAIN. WHY? WHY DO THEY CHANGE SO MUCH CANT THEY JUST BE THE SAME? THEY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM OR CARE FOR THEM. THE THINGS YOU DO TO TRY TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. I THINK THEY JUST DONT CARE. IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE ALL MEN DO IS USE YOU AND WHEN THEY HAVE HAD ENOUGH THEN THEY LEAVE. BUT WHAT IS DIFFERENT HERE IS THIS GUY JUST DONT LEAVE AND WHEN I LEAVE HIM HE ALWAYS COMES BACK! I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE HIM BUT LOVE AND I NEVER HAVE SO WHAT DOES HE WANT? DOES HE JUST LIKE THE FACT THAT HE HURTS THE ONE THAT LOVES HIM THE MOST? I HAVE TO PRETEND THAT I DONT CARE AND EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE AND IM SO HAPPY BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE IM HURTING SO BAD! ALL I WANT IS THE PAIN TO GO AWAY! BUT IF I LEAVE HIM I HURT MORE THEN I DO WHEN IM WITH HIM. I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. ALL I WANT IS TO BE HAPPY! WHY CANT THAT EVER HAPPEN? I HOPE SOMEONE CAN HELP ME! CAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO HE

11 Firefighters Injured In Indian Hill House Fire Official Says Some Injured Have Third-degree Burns
11 Firefighters Injured In Indian Hill House Fire Official Says Some Injured Have Third-Degree Burns POSTED: 7:29 pm EDT July 25, 2007 UPDATED: 10:56 am EDT July 26, 2007 INDIAN HILL -- Eleven firefighters were injured while fighting a house fire in Indian Hill on Wednesday night. The fire broke out at a home at 9550 Cunningham Rd. shortly after 7 p.m. The homeowner, James Jaeger, told News 5 that he and his wife were alerted to the fire when an alarm went off while they were eating dinner. Jaeger said he went upstairs and found some smoke, then suddenly a lot more smoke. "When your house is on fire and you call 911, it's hard to even talk. And I just said, 'This is Jim Jaeger, 9550 Cunningham Road, and the house is on fire," he said. Fire Chief Steve Ashbrock said there was a flashover explosion inside the home, injuring six firefighters, burning at least one of them seriously. Ashbrock could not say where the firefighters were in the home when the flashover occ

No Meat For Me Thanks.
Go vegetarian to save money Staples such as rice, corn and beans can make trips to a grocery store less expensive. But the biggest savings may come in health-care costs years later. Latest Market Update July 26, 2007 -- 14:00 ET [BRIEFING.COM] The market continues to head lower as selling remains widespread across most areas. Even oil continues to slide, leaving the September contract down 1.3% and below $75/bbl; but so too does the Energy sector (-4.3%), which more than... More advertisement Article Tools E-mail to a friendTools IndexPrint-friendly versionSite MapDiscuss in a Message BoardArticle IndexBy Scott McCredie What visitor to Whole Foods (aka "Whole Paycheck") hasn't stared in slack-jawed wonder at bluefoot mushrooms imported from Europe ($39.99 per pound), off-season organic grapefruit from Texas ($2.49 per softball-size fruit), organic almond butter ($14.99 a pound) or pine nuts ($13.99 a pound)? In a world of $1 double cheeseburgers, it's no wonder that ma

No More
torn in two riped at the seems good vs. bad weighed but still even what to do both so good but yet bad confustion takes me over and i fall to the floor waiting for him to walk through the door silence me for my screaming as "it" consumes me darkness takes me i am no more.....

Behind...
Behind the counter, another eighteen-year-old kid. Both ears-pierced. Both nostrils-pierced. Both eyebrows fucking pierced! And his tongue is hanging out, you know why his tongue is hanging... cuz he has a six-inch steel stud imbedded in the middle of it! That's just one more thing for your dad to grab a hold of when he's pissed off at you. Denis Leary

Takin Over
So empty and alone, Solitude strikes again, Siting alone at night, Wondering will it be alright?, Contemplating for my sake!, When will I awake?, Someone help me before I quake!, For The Man Of The Shadow's has his take, I don't want it but I have no choice!

Unknown Name
im between a rough patch no one to comfort me stuck by me an myself pain an confusion set into place what to do inside my mind of darkness cant i get away from this pain that surrounds me? NO i never can there is pain in every aspect of my life the only thing that can set me free is love which is something i am missing in my life the one thing i need is lost forever an gone for eternity never will i find the one thing that i need to survive!

Hmmm. Various Thoughts I Forgot To Include Last Time
So, What's first? I go to write about stuff, and then I forget what I'm gong to write about. Oh, status changes. I'm going to be asking questions and making fun of people. That's just what I do. Hopefully you aren't bothered by it. Do people really feel it's that important to let the world know just what they are doing all the time? People uste to type in their name are that they were going to bed, and goodnight, or that they were working, or whatever. Now they have the nifty status updates. It announces to everyone on your friendlist when your status changes. Oh yay! Great for all the stalkers? lol. Some of the statuses people put in are kinda cute. I tried to put in something like " Fuck status updates " as my status. It didn't work. I'm not sure what the fuck I did wrong. I'm not really one to talk though. I write blogs all the time, that's kinda letting everyone know just how I am incase they give a fuck. I do it for me. It's one of those release sort of things. " Therup

Girl From A Pawnshop
With a pawnshop eyes and a second hand frown She sat silent at the table Her boots were brown, should she leave town To play the role of lover ex-patriot A nod to the waiter, always her flirty behavior, You know she always gets one on the house She pulls out a letter from a bag under her sweater and before she reads she straightens her blouse Theres a passion in being alone a grace in a loveless time Theres no new cross, theres no new sign Only the sun and the changing tide And out of respect, well really must confess I never lost your number I never lost your address And if we remain friends at best Sometime later no, no not yet We'll smile and remember it like this She put back the letter, one tear falls like a feather and disappears on the bar room floor The gratuity included, you know the letter concluded P.s. all my love Theres a passion in being alone a grace in a loveless time Theres no new cross, theres no new sign Onl

My Funeral
Slow and long so you feel the pain tears come up quick they almost make you sick Gasping for breathe you hear the sobs an crys cant help but feel the sadness in the air your legs quiver as you walk you start to see my face Pale as milk a saddened look cant believe this is true so you grab my frostbitten hand it is true for i am nevermore i lay in my coffin in eternal sleep no more pain just defeat

Misconception
Misconception Misconception of who I am Deceit surrounding my disgrace Shadows of what things used to be Mistaken Change only bringing torment Frozen in mortality Framed in madness Mysticism Worship obsolete Prolonging fate Fatality an illusion Amusement Generating indecision Smoldering incision A fantastic tragedy Dissatisfaction I have found salvation Salvation in the least expected of places Fate breathing down my neck Suffocation, Intoxication Salvation -(c) J.Bendiksen

Poem
I want you so badly tonight I want to caress your tender body running my hands between your legs across your stomach and breasts I want to suck on your hard nipples feel your Hot lips ignite me I want to see you lose control Begging me to lick you all over spread your legs up over your head and let me Ram you Hard and Fast run your tounge up my stiff cock make love to it with your mouth I want to grab your ass and pull you close watching you take in every inch of me Disapearing Deep inside you throbbing Hearing you tell me how much you like it I want us to cum together Right Now giving each other all thats with in us I WANT YOU I WANT YOU SO BAD TONIGHT.....

Dancing With Mr Dlihc
Dancing with mr D. The story of Faust. When you are without talent there is only one way to get fame. That way is to go together with the Devil to achieve your goals. Sympathy For The Devil is about Jagger, and it is the only song by the Stones that has any critisim against him. The reason for that is simple: You can't sing against yourself. When you are in the situation that Jagger was it is nearly impossible not the face that problem. Brian had promised to support him no matter what happened. At the same time Brian was a problem because of his past. They were also facing the fight against the Beatles. That fight would not excist without Brian. And it was a question of economy. Is it possible to see the first years with Andrew Loog Oldham as the manager as the Brian-years and the period with Allen Klein as the Jagger-years? Maybe with the both running as managers between as the Jagger-Brian years? Maybe. But only when you see the likeness between Oldham and Brian

More About Me...
My name Manda. Best physical feature My amazing ass and fantastic, uh... eyes? (jokes) Greatest love My kids! Greatest fear My kids! Worst habit Cussing like a mother fucker. (apparently, I stopped biting my nails. Just stopped) Spoken languages English, and I am learning Japanese, Mandarin, Portuguese, and a few others. I am determined! Favorite food Thai, Chinese, Japanese. Asian apparently. Favorite drink (alcoholic) Yummy Purplejuice and beer. Left or Right handed Right. Pet name my parent(s) call me Manda Bear. (SHUT UP!) Best friend My mom. Favorite season Summer. First thought when waking up Fuck, I need some coffee... Tattoos 10 and more to come! Piercings 4 and maybe more to come. Favorite Car 1976 Corvette! Oh yeah! Coffee or Tea COFFEE! Cats or Dogs Kitties! Night or Day Night. Sunny or Rainy Sunny.

Finally
I've been on 99.99% for the longest time. I did two salutes and they both weren't approved I have no idea why. So I was off this site for the longest time. I just did two new ones and they got approved, and I find out that my points have been counting for me the entire time! I'm so happy lol. But seriously. What's with all the name changes? I liked Lost Cherry. I still have the shirt. Who else is with me? Who was even on this site when it was Lost Cherry? Ah those were the days.

Is It...
Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what the fuck.com! Denis Leary

Someone Better Then Me
One day at a time, I will know how to find. The one who will love me. The One that it could be. The love that we share., Will be the one I cannot bare. For he cannot love me. My soul I give so freely. There will always be, Someone better then me. One day at a time, I will know how to find. True love that wont let me go. Will it stop hurting me so? My heart is breaking everyday. I want to see me in every way. For he cannot love me. My soul I would give so freely. There will always be, Someone better then me. By Dawn M Clark. CR 2007

George Carlin's View On Aging
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? W

My Laptop Crashed
HEY EVERYONE WELL LAST NIGHT MY LAPTOP CRAAAAAAAAASHED BIG TIME. I HAVE IT RESTORED BUT THERE ARE STILL SOME DETAILS I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF, USING MY FRIENDS PC RIGHT NOW AND WILL CHECK BACK IN FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN I CAN UNTIL I GET MY LAPTOP UP AND RUNNING THE WAY I NEED IT TO BE SO I CAN GET BACK ON THE AIR I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND I MISS YA ALREADY SO BE LOOKING OUT FOR ME MY FRIENDS. MUAHS BE BACK ONLINE AS SOON AS I CAN BABES

2 Years Ago...
How old were you? 21. What grade were you in? Um, 16th? Where did you go to school? I didn't. Where did you work? Ernie's in Texas. Where did you live? Killeen, Texas. How was your hair style? How it is now. Did you wear braces? Hell no. Why does everyone want me to have braces? Did you wear contacts? Nope. Did you wear glasses? Nope. Who was your best friend? Didn't have one in Texas. Who was your celebrity crush? Jessica Alba? Who was your regular-person crush? Didn't have one. Were you a virgin? Pfft. No. How many piercings did you have? Just my ears and tongue then. What was your favorite singer? Tool. Duh. What was your biggest fear? Living in Texas. Had you smoked a cigarette yet? Pfft. Yes. Had you driven yet? Oh yeah. Which members of your family were still alive that have since passed? My Aunt Kathy :( Which members of your family were not born yet? None. I had my babies, nephew and all that zazz

When ‘one’ -breaks- Three…
A rose without thorns… Blinded…your body – my Braille . A letter with no stamp… Deaf…your words – my Novocain . A promise taken back… Obtuse …I am – for opening Pandora ’s Pithos . The Spear of Destiny Is a fallacy of the heart As told by a love’s secret deceit. . The heart… Is my cup of kings With a thorn-splintered rim The deceit Is our lives intertwined Because of your lies on vellum . And your “Goodbye” is a ploy With a two-way hinge. By: Jay Bird Copyright ©2007

Wat U Name Means
T: smile to die for A: nice to everyone N: easy to fall in love with Y: loved by everyone A: nice to everyone T: smile to die for A: nice to everyone B: Amazing kisser A: nice to everyone T: smile to die for H: cute A: nice to everyone A: nice to everyone B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: can kick ur butt E: has gorgeouse eyes F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: cute I: loves 2 laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: very gorgeous N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: is good in bed S: makes people laugh T: smile to die for U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times

My Secrets...
What does your profile name mean? It means I am a Dragon Lady. Duh! Elaborate on your default photo Just be being a goofball. Do you drink? Oh yes. What is your current mood? Sleepy, but silly. What exactly are you wearing right now? Jammies and my armor. What is your current problem? My ex. What do you love most? My friends and family! Do you smoke? Oh yes! Are you musically talented? If I put more effort into it, sure. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Nothing. I am glad I know what I do. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? Myself. I AM an animal! Ever had a near death experience? Had a near life one. Have you ever been in love? (sighs) What is the name of the song that is stuck in your head? I don't have a song... oh wait. Blood Ocean just came rushing in! Name someone with the same birthday as you Denzel Mother Fucking Washington! Have you ever vandalized s

What They Should Be To You
tender and true, is what they should be to you, honest and kind, you always on their mind, true and sweet, to sweep you off your feet, hopeing the true one you would meet, fakes and phonies, liers and cheaters, is what most of them are, from near and far, you wonder why they play thier games, they even lie about thier names, they are out to hurt you, that is so true, becareful who you pick, or wounds you will lick, hopeing they heal, badly you feel, some are nice, and they are hard to find, some arent even your kind, a friend to share your time, is what you have in mind, a quick lay, is why they are here to stay, becareful my friend, they are just around the bend, they will use you and then it will end, leaving you with sorrow and pain, while they feel vein, i wish you all happiness in life, and hope some nice guy will take you as his wife, so you will see true love, as it was meant from god above............

Poetry
The way I feel is hard to explain. When my heart opens it pours like rain. To splash upon your face. This feeling so strong we must embrace. Like the rain drop running down your cheek. Like the rose pedals that are so sleek. This feeling I feel is so strong. As I feel it it's right where I belong. As the light shines through your eyes. This feeling for you I can't despise. Loving every minute i have with you. When I don't see you it splits my heart in two. This feeling I have for you comes from the heart. As I wait for our lives to start. Only you can put these feelings into place. As you see the expression run across my face. The feeling of falling is all so true. To loose you I won't know what to do. I would crawl up literately die inside. This feeling takes away my pride. To go on without you by my side. I love this feeling that is all so true. To actually have this feeling for you. I love these feelings I will not let them go. I'll embrace them and let them

Submission
I kneel, supplicant before you my will offered up in quiet acquiescence awaiting your approval or reproach the fine line between pleasure and pain becomes ever sweeter with your control with every touch, kiss, word smoldering embers are kindled tormenting desires awakened I quiver captured by heat and hunger bend me to your will My Lord show me what you most desire my purpose but to serve through your dominion I find myself You, the Master of many my only.

How To Comment Bomb
COMMENT BOMBING IS WHERE YOU LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS ON A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY PICS WHEN A FAMILY MEMBER OR A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY NEEDS HELP TO WIN A CONTEST OR GET THEIR GIFT IN A GIVEAWAY.. IT CAN BE A BUNCH OF COMMENT PICS OR A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS COMMENTS LIKE THIS 3SEHFNG. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BULLITENS AND CHECK THE FAMILY BLOG EVERYDAY TO SEE WHERE WE NEED TO BE. IT WILL HAVE THE CURRENT DATE ON THE NAME OF THE BLOG. WELL THATS IT. LOOK FORWARD IN WORKING WITH YOU. For example hgyuj gtyujhg

Yep, I'm A Nudist
I encourage everyone to go skinny dipping, sleep naked, sun in the nude, play sports or just relax in the nude! You weren't made to wear clothing unless you need protection from the elements. It makes no sense to wear wet, uncomfortable swimwear! Try it, you'll understand and appreciate how good you feel in your bare skin! What do you really have to be ashamed of? NOTHING!

Please Read !!!!!
hello I'm not here to make you popualer on the internet if you have to use the intrnet to gain popualer then you don't have a life then so thats not my problem and i am looking and if your a person has drama issue are low self usteam and negative person then get a grip and a life becouse i will not allow myself to be drag down to your level i'm very out going and honest person and i will speak my mind i'm not trying to be rude are mean that is how i am if you can't deal with it one thing comes to mind "it sucks to be you ".

I'm The Enemy
“I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?” Denis Leary

How To Fight Fair With Unfair People
The key to this is to sit down and talk through your problems with the person you are fighting with no matter how it is for you all to get along at this point. You need to be a team be supportive of one another the change in he or she may be a challenge. He or she may attack you verbally withdraw and ignore. The important thing for you to do at he or shes attack is how you respond: 1.Name calling won't get you anywhere 2.Im sorry you do not understand my point. Le me state is again. 3. You agreed to hear me out 4.There must be a problem or I wouldnt be here and you wouldnt be so defensive. 5. I care or I wouldnt talk to you about this 6. I believe you want a good relationship too 7. I know you are a caring person and I am sure your goal is the same as mine to support each other. 8. I wont accept your labeling 9. Please lets keep the topic 10. This does not involve others we are talking about you and me. 11. It's not okay for you to talk to me that way

+californians For Universal Health Care!
CALIFORNIANS. PLEASE FVCKING SIGN. YES I AM YELLING AT YOU. "Hi -- I've just signed the OneCareNow petition for universal, high quality and affordable health insurance in California. I'm asking you to please sign the petition, too, by adding your voice. I think your name belongs on that declaration, too. You can put it there by visiting: http://www.onecarenow.org If this does not come in as a hyperlink, please cut and paste the above web site into your web browser. In just 22 minutes, a new video will show you how switching to a 'single payer health insurance plan' can bring full healthcare coverage to every Californian for life, and do it for less than we're paying for inadequate healthcare now. Don't miss seeing this video and don't wait to send the link to everyone you know! Use this link to go directly to the video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jB0Vn_BppwM OneCareNow is a new effort by Californians to rally Californians - one by one. So far, thousands and thous

Get Up Off Ya Ass And Get It Yaself
I see so many people with things that they don't deserve and it pisses me off severely. Take the 23 year old that has no job, lives with mommy, and she pays for all of his shit, allowing him to sit on his ass. The people who have kids, and leave them with other people to go get drunk or get laid all of the time. Or the girl that got a brand new 2007 Mutha-Fuckin MUSTANG just for graduating high school (which is something that you're supposed to do anyway.) She didn't get a full ride to college, hell, she's propably not even going. You know what you're supposed to get for graduating? A FUCKING DIPLOMA!! I completely understand how parents want to give their kids everything, but COME THE FUCK ON! There comes a point when you're not providing for them, you'r doing for them. Meaning when they piss you off and you finally kick them out, they won't know how to survive. Another GREAT example, the guy that married a great woman (or vice versa) that takes advantage, uses, cheats, hit

Dream
so i had this crazy dream i saw drake and whn i saw him i got pissed and toook his keys and i took his car jesse was in the dream and we had a uhaul so i told him to follow me and so imade off with a 1964 dodge dart and drake was pissed and started crying and i laughed at him and said now you know ...what it feels like to be fucked over so dont fuck people over anymore ..then i had a dreamm we got our newfridge but it wasnt the one we ordered so i freaked out hahahah

Someone Sent Me This Today And I Thought I Should Pass It On....
Someone sent me this today and I thought I should pass it on....""Someone will always be prettier.Some will always be smarter.Some of their houses will be bigger.Some will drive a better car.Their children will do better in school.And their husband will fix more things around the house.So let it go,and love you and your circumstances.Think about it!The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children.And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes -- might be lonely.And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."So, again, love you.Love who you are.Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!""Winners make things happen -- Losers let things happen."Be "blessed" ladies --and pass this on to encourage another woman."To the world you might be one person,but to the one person you just sent this to,

I'm Home!!
I was in the belly of the beast for a little while but it was long enough to know I don't ever wanna go back! I thought it was funny that everyone locked up used the term "the world" to describe being free but the longer I was there I realized that it does seem like a different world because people on the outside forget about u if ur away long enough. Looking forward to enjoyin the rest of my summer and staying outta trouble!! Holla at me!

Bath Michigan 1920
The good old days weren’t as good as you think. Let’s do a time warp back to May 18, 1927, two days prior to the start of Lindbergh’s historic crossing of the Atlantic. This particular day started out just like any for the seven-hundred or so residents of the village of Bath, Michigan. Yet, this day was not to be like any other. Around nine forty-five that morning, a tremendous explosion shook the community. Within just a short period of time, an additional loud blast would be heard. At a time when radio was still in its infancy, news was very slow to spread and area residents were unsure about what had just happened. The first explosion produced a giant cloud of smoke in one direction, yet there was a major fire burning in another. People followed their gut instinct and headed toward the source of the explosion. What these people saw was something that we all hope never, ever happens again. The community’s five-year-old Bath Consolidated School, with more than three hun

Did You Ever...
“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.” Denis Leary

Women Please Read
MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING!! PLEASE READ! Body: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then Send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is Nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention To. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do Not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may Be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of 3 women (so far) contacted Through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping And beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on Your buddy list and ask them to repost this too.

Harness Our Own Power
The greatest hope for change is a difficult relationship begins when someone changes tact. Don't spend your time running on the same old train tracks bowing scrapping or begging trying to earn an eventually surrendering all you have to win something that should have been a gift. Acceptance and appreciation. You may be doing the same thing it may help to know you lose less when you arent afriad of losing. You lose who you are when you shy away from the issues because what you avoid controls you and your very emotions. The power of mind games comes from facing the issues straight in the eye being straightforward and not arguing. Remember these three things: 1. you lose less when you aren't afraid of losing 2. you lose when you try to avoid issues 3. What you avoid controls you.

This 'un Heer Give Me Thu Creeps!
Loardamighty whut next??? 'Dead' woman opens door A Moldovan who claimed his wife had died and borrowed cash to pay for her funeral was exposed when pals went to see how he was coping - and she opened the door. Vitalie Varinca, 38, raised £3,000 in a whip round from workmates at the factory where he was a foreman in the town of Hughnchesht. He told them his beautiful young wife had been tragically killed in a car accident while pregnant. But he was arrested and charged with obtaining money by deception after worried friends dropped by to see how he was coping and his wife opened the door. A police spokesman said: "They were very surprised to see a supposedly dead woman walking around the house fit and healthy. But not nearly as the surprised as the husband when he saw them."

You Know
you know lol that suffering from bipolar doesnt make me crazy i am still human and in my right mind half of the time lmao,you all are awsome and i thank you for being you each and every day i learn something about life and im learn how to only change the things i can and one of them that i cant chang is having awsome friends like you all

This Heer Culd Be Good Wun Fer Yer Resumay
Volunteers Sought to Be Stung by Jellyfish Email this Story Jul 25, 1:10 PM (ET) OSLO, Norway (AP) - Norwegian researchers are calling for bold, non-hairy humans to bare their arms and be stung by jellyfish - in the name of science. Testing a new sun screen, aimed at protecting against jellyfish stings, the University of Oslo said it wants volunteers to be burned by jellyfish tentacles on both arms - one with ordinary sun block, the other with anti-jellyfish sun lotion. "You're supposed to get burned. If you're not, then the tests have been a waste of time," Torgrim Andersen, spokesman for the university's biology department, said Wednesday. Only five people have registered for the test, to be held on Thursday, but Andersen said he was optimistic about getting a team of more than 10 people. "There's been a lot of interest in us doing this," he said. Volunteers must be aged over 18, have hair-free inner arms, which means they get stung easier. Asthmatics, pre

Disappointments
Disappointments It seems that no matter how hard I try, I am constantly disappointing people or being disappinted by them. Case in point: *My husband begs me to come back to him every day after 4 months of separation *My 5 year old cries herself to sleep every night that she's with her daddy because she wants to me with me every night so she begs me to come back to her daddy *My 8 old tells me I disappointed her several times for not coming back in to check on her at night as promised and says she's not going to believe me anymore (my only excuse is getting lost in work that needs to be done such as laundry after they are asleep) *Someone I trusted and thought would never hurt me stabbed me in the back and did something I still can't believe they did that could eventually cause me a lot of trouble *Someone else I really care about got mad at me and won't talk to me anymore and I really miss them *My own mom ratted me out about something to my husband who doesn't need to k

The Root Of Unhappiness
Longing is the root of happiness of relationship problems. It spins off from four different mind sets. 1. Reality is not the way we want it 2. We want somebody or something to change 3. We believe we are responsible to bring about change in someone or something. 4. We want to protect or rescue someone. Longing is an obsession. You can't get your mind off a person or problem. You don't know what you can do. If anything to make a difference but you desperately want to help somebody or something change. You fantasize the possibilites worry, an fret,Like if you love someone who is in trouble someone who is out of control he or she may have an emotional problem of some sort. Allow that person to come to you and talk listen and be supportive not judgemental and most importantly dont be cruel to the way the person feels offer support words such as I am here and I care and if you need help I will do what I can make sure you leave the person with the decision and allow them to

This Seem Like A Dayum Good Ideer Ta Me
Panhandling works if you have the right sign. Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, and a wife & 6 kids to support." Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico."

Bonfire Night
Bonfire Night across the bonfire a playful gleam like the suns warmth entrancing me to stretch out to give myself to it without hesitation out of reach like a dream his eyes shone with the desire of ages calling to me and within my grasp until awoken by reality to find myself with empty hands yet now, here, he smiles a sad smile of apology for ages lost time not spent love not given bewildered my accosted spirit smiles back with a playful gleam warming the blood of the ages the scalding passion of forbidden lust sending me back to dreams the flash of past nights the tease of a dreamed up future can the gleam draw me too close? till that dream melts in the chaos of my mind like Icarus' wings before his fall? bonfire withering a playful gleam flickers my face, flush from the heat the intensity wavering with the last flames his smile fading into the dark illumination of the stars the only gleam now seen playful though they twinkle I clos

Episode 74: I Fought The Lawn And I Won.
I may not be Ghost Rider but I'm tired, pissed off and I'm taking zero shit...savvy? Leave it to me to decide to "take on the heavyweight." Dude on The Couch had a project idea for one weekend where he and I would just haul off all the crap in the house we didn't need. No lie, we'd go from room-to-room finding shit roomies past had left behind that we couldn't salvage for anything useful and pop it all into the back of a truck and haul it off somewhere to dump it. Great idea! We slated it for a weekend and I'd take whatever I could by night if Dude would do whatever he could by day. Of course, I'd help in the interim until he went to sleep once I woke up. Cool. Problem...Work had me doing overtime which left me going to bed late. I ended up waking up late as well. Dude already had everydamnthing out of the back where we were looking to start. I was amazed. Thinking that he'd already hauled all that junk off, I set about honoring my part of it. Well, what I didn't know was that he

Ok Cherry Gang Biker Jokes Funny Lmfao Lol Enjoy And Smile Your Alive Peace...................
Jul 26, 2007 7:51 AM Subject: BIKER FRIENDS FOREVER .... TY ( RICH) Body: Friends vs Biker Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. 07 -26-2007 BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk righ

Most People...
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.” Denis Leary

Poetry
If I had my own way I would have chosen to stay but, since you've been gone everything seems to be going wrong. Your Not there beside me telling me everything is going to be alright! All I have left of you is that one special night. When I look at you now I put on a frown, becasue that was then and this Now!

Being Bipolar
being bipolar is such of a pain,and realy hard when you have a daughter that has emotional problems too,alot of people have it worse and that is why i write theese blogs cause people seem to think that there are not anyone worse off then me but there is,there are people without a home and with out food,or jobs so some of us have reason to smile life is to short to frown,i know for most of you are asking what the hell is bipolar well it is a chemical in balance,some call us crazy but in reality everyone of us does and says crazy things,we all get in our moods but for me it is more often then others i dont have bipolar i suffer from bipolar,we all take life for granted and we shouldnt things might happen lord for bid but it is true,some of us had a hard child hoos or a bad relationship like me also,abusive both men and woman,if your going to bring a bad realtion ship in with the new it wont work,so please keep smileing and laughing cause it is easy to get depressed and become bipolar or

Meeting A Dear Friend
friends and fans and family, this latest adventure is one of the first i ever wrote. it is based on how i visualized the meeting that might some day take place between me and a lovely woman i met online from England. sadly, we never did get a chance to meet, but i count as a fdriend to this day and we get to chat thru the IM at least once every couple weeks. she continues to be an inspiration to my writing and i know she enjoys reading them still. hope you enjoy this as much now as she and i did when it was originally written back in the spring of '03. let me know what you think. Carl --------------------------------------------------- Meeting a Dear Friend, Part 1 ------------------------------ You have no idea how badly I am looking forward to kicking back on my bed in the hotel room, ordering a movie and some room service. Eight hours of hell at work, followed by two hours in line at Greater Pitt, then an eight hour flight into Heathrow. Feels like it's 9:00 AM, tomor

Retta Did It Again Damn It :)
UPDATES FOR SHADY S*U*P* MEMBERS. **WE HAVE A POSSE MEMBER IN A CONTEST. AT THE MOMENT SHE'S IN 2ND PLACE AND HER CONTEST ENDS TOMMORROW. STEP ON IT POSSE!** **THESE ARE ALL GIVE AWAYS. WE NEED TO GET THESE OVER WITH BEFORE WE STARTING ENTERING MORE CONTESTS** MishNumber1 14,000VIC Give away at 3033 Tempted2try 15,000 give away at 3006 Crazy Cowboy 15,000 give away at 3143 Mizz Shady 50,000 give away at 5027 rates=5 BooBoo~Shady's S*U*P 50,000 give away at 28815 ~*~Tali~*~OF SHADY'S S*U*P 55,000 GIVE AWAY AT 555 Mizz Shady 90,000 give away at 54,537 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU LET ME KNOW OF ANY CHANGES. I WILL BE POSTING THIS OVER AND OVER. click on the image to become a member of our lounge!! (repost of original by '

Fubar.com Terms Of Use Agreement
fubar.com Terms of Use Agreement Updated July 17, 2007 fubar.com is a social networking service that allows members to create unique personal profiles online in order to find and communicate with old and new friends. The service is operated by fubar.com, ("fubar.com"). By using the fubar.com Website (the "Website") you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use (this "Agreement"), whether or not you register as a member ("Member"). If you wish to become a Member, communicate with other Members and make use of the fubar.com services (the "Service"), please read this Agreement and indicate your acceptance by following the instructions in the Registration process. This Agreement sets out the legally binding terms for your use of the Website and your Membership in the Service. fubar.com may modify this Agreement from time to time and such modification shall be effective upon posting by fubar.com on the Website. You agree to be bound to any changes to this Agreement when you use the S

485
Alrighty...I'm here, kinda sorta..If I don't answer you - That means I'm not at my desk right at this minute, but I will get back to you. I'm in the middle of making lunch. Anyways, whats on the agenda today?? I'm already bored out of my mind! I may go back and try to sort through that "Randomness" folder. I got a good start on it yesterday. Toodles! BrattyBytch

Why
Why do Men think that they have to lie to impress a girl? If you are just truthful from the beginning then there is nothing that you have to explain later. There is no good reason to lie to someone. It makes it real hard for a girl to put her heart out there when every man she comes in contact with lies to her. There are few that don't but 90% do. Whether it is stealing, lying about how you look or lying about anything it is just not right and not fair to the other person. You don't have to pretend to be something you are not just be yourself and the rest will fall into place. So all you men out there that lie grow up and realize you don't have to lie to impress us just be truthful is it that hard.

Poetry
LOVE What is love? Is it the time you feel closes to someone, or when you feel your first kiss? Could it be when you feel the first touch, or the first eye contact made? There are so many descriptions of love, but no one knows the true meaning. Does anyone ever really fall i love, or is love the one thing that only God can give? Is when you finally step into his light, or when you accept him into your heart? Is there really a such thing as love? Does it feel like the first warm drop of summer rain? Does it feel like the warm sun on your face, or is it just plain pretend? Just something else to hide the disgrace.

Read It And Weep
I'm sick of people slamming the President without any real research. Get off your couch lay down the remote and dig a little. America believes what the t.v. tells them to. Bad news sells people. Get off the hate train and open your eyes. These are just a few positive things he has done there are a lot more. This is in response to the stupid ass bulletins I see everyday from mindless people talking about what a sh**head the President is. So what he's not a great Public speaker. Neither am I but I still protect your asses. Stop hatin start researching. If I offended you piss off. 1. Handling of the aftermath (1st year) of 9/11. 2. The Afghanistan War - Toppling the Taliban control of the country. 3. Calling attention to the immigration problem. 4. Highlighting the growing presence of jihad in the world, 5. Working proactively to protect his people, and other free nations from this global terror. 6. Taking positive steps to undermine militant Islamism. 7. Tax cuts 8. Two sol

Thursday On World Rock Radio
Click on banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST 6:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - Always a Bitch but HEY! I'm good at it, just ask Sato lol' on '2007-07-26 06:48:49') (repost of original by 'angeefor420 *ROYAL GARDENER TO THE INFERIOR EMPIRE BREW CREW*' on '2007-07-26 07:02:56') (repost of original by 'MissEvil ¢¾ Set to be Shackled to Dirk Diggler ¢¾' on '2007-07-26 07:45:02') (repost of original by 'Raven - *Dark Raven the Daywalker of L.D.C* Eggs & Kegs Show "the time is near.."' on '2007-07-26 08:13:07')

People Can F**k Up Anything
I got an email this morning from the publisher of my first book and was told that she was taking the book out of print. This is the first I've heard of that. Imagine that, haven't heard anything else prior and then "the book isn't being printed any longer." If you want to publish a book, you may want to reconsider if JMB Books approaches you with an opportunity.

Ok Cherry Gang Honesty Game To Myself You Can Play To Easy Lator Gators Peace..............
Jul 26, 2007 12:51 PM Subject: HONESTLY Body: HONESTLY Subject: Honestly Honestly, are you in love right now? No way Honestly, what color is your underwear? dont have any on Honestly, what's on your mind right now? going out this weekend Honestly, what are you doing right now? on the computer Honestly, what did you do today? just got up Honestly, do you think you are attractive? oh yes Honestly, have you done something bad today? No Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? Nope Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? No way why be jealous let them be jeolous of me Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? online friends and friend Honestly, do you bite your nails? Nope Honestly, what is your mood right now? happyy Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? no body Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? Doesn't everyone? Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Nope Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right n

Newbies Be Careful
I am new to Fubar and didn't realize how seriously people on here take those picture ratings. I offended quite a few people when I rated their photos so I quit doing it. I want to let everyone who I offended know that my rating wasn't to offend in any way but since I did offend I apologize. I look at a picture for its art value, if its a plain ole pic then I rate low, if its a pic of something I feel strongly about such as the the military guys fighting for us I rate high. I have my reasons for rating the way I do and just because I rate low doesn't mean I think your ugly or anything of the sort. So, from now on I will no longer be rating any photos, that way I won't offend anyone and be on anyone's hate list. Again, I apologize to all of those who I offended I sincerely did not mean to do so. Hope all those who I offended read this and have a great day. Peace, Harlenarosenal

Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi Is She Wacked Out Or What?
Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi is Wacked Out..!! I hope she'll be the first to redistribute her wealth including her expensive suits. Read the last paragraph even if you skip the rest ~ this lady is a "true nut" case! You will find it hard to believe that an American would want to do this!! If you have retirement funds in the stock market you should read this article! Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401K's and Mutual Funds! alas it is true. all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities! Boy, are we in trouble... This woman is frightening. Take special note of the last paragraph. Is she really this wacked out? Nancy Pelosi condemned the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer". "First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means w

Rednecks
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."

Days That Never End
There just seems to be days that never end ones that you wish would just go away and become nothing but a memory. Just when you think things couldn't get any worse they do but then something magical happens... People actually call you or get your attention to let you know they care. It makes that bad day seem to turn around and become that faint memory you want it to be. THANK YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO CARED ENOUGH ABOUT ME TO BUGG THE HELL OUT OF ME YESTERDAY AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. LOVE YOU GUYS

It's Been Awhile...
1. Is there a tree in your front yard? Yes. 2. Where is your phone right now? Sitting next to me. 3. What do you usually do with you're dad when you're together? Watch sports or play poker. 4. Who is the first person you turn to when you're upset? No one usually, I keep it to myself. 5. What is the book you're reading now? How many pages? I'm reading a book called "Weird Michigan" about all the paranormal stuff here and I'm about halfway though. Can't tell you the exact page because I'm at work. 6. Is there a particular scene from a movie that makes you laugh every time? In Without A Paddle, the scene where they get chased by the bear. The whole damn movie is awesome. 7. What is something your friends do that annoy you? Call me at 2 a.m. when I have to get up early for work. Ahem. :) 8. Did you fail your driving test the first time you took it? Nope. 9. When you're on a fast roller coaster, do you scream? No. 10. Would you ever get your writing published? Yes. 11. Do your

Testing Day T Minus 2 Days
Hello to my many reader! hehe. I hope the day finds us all well by lights end. Now, on to the post! I said yesterday that I would report and go further into Poomse. First the report. My instructor decided that we would not be sparring last night due to the upcoming testing as most needed help in other areas, but good news is that I did get one short, easy match. We have a few that will not be here this weekend and as such needed to test sooner, one tested on Monday, and one last night. The young man that tested last night is a 6th Kup or yellow belt, He was testing for his green belt (attempting to double promote to 4th Kup). In the course of his testing, since he was alone, I stayed and sparred with him. Being a much lower belt and still unsure of his sparing ability I took it very easy on him, invited his kicks, asked him to retry certain moves and encouraged him to try other types of attacks, in the course of this I avoided many of his hits, threw a few good strikes and kicks (

In Dreams To Come.
In my thoughts is where you are everynight and everyday. In my heart is where you are that is where you stay. In my dreams is where I see you Staring at me from far away. I will love and I will cherish you, With everything i have to give. You are the one that gives my heart a beat the one that makes me live. If I were a phrophet that could forsee the future I know you would be there giving and recieving loving care. You are part of my hopes and dreams and of my life that is to come Emily

New Reef Inhabitants
I got some new critters for my reef yesterday. The newbies include another False Percula Clownfish(to be known as "Sideshow Mel") to pair up with "Sideshow Bob". A Blue Mandarin Goby(it's psychedelic, yet to be named...), Powder Brown Tang(yet to be named), a school of 9 Green Chromis(to be known as "The Stonecutters"), an awesome Goniopora coral and a cool green Acropora coral. And to top it all off, a pair of cute little peppermint shrimp... ...and I wonder why I'm always broke...

Fun Way To Get Off Food Lists For Parties
Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list? Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!! Kitty Litter Cake" This is *no joke* READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO.. TRUST ME.. DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST... This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different........ WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along. CAKE INGREDIENTS: 1 box spice or German

Ugh
ok, seriosuly, i understand that im prequalified for surveys, but that doesnt mean i want to take them. like the 1 that wont go away because it says i already took it, it has been there since yesterday, grrrr. ps. i dont care if you change your status :P

Well Im Upset So Im Writing!
Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, so she steers at his picture. Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, how she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith and all the happiness. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything to try to make it. As one night she made her choice, She can't live without him. She swore that she couldn't make it without him. As days go by, she doesn't want to come out. She wrote him a note, saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. Her mom came to get her because he came to see her. She can't get her to answer her or the door. As they break in her room, th

Forgiveness Is...
1. crucial to emotional and spiritual health 2. hard work 3. a way to move on and let go 4. a possibility of turning hurts into growth lessons 5. a gift of freedom you give to yourself and sometimes receive from another 6. a choice to stop looking back

My Birthday!
Woohoo this weekend is a party weekend. Sat I turn a year younger. I have to do 2 Passion Parties starting Friday night and ending on Saturday afternoon. I am still up in the air on what I want to do on Sat night. I might go out to dinner with hubby and go from there.

Wolf Morph Contest Started And Need Comments Please
Any lovin you can do would be great as quick contest as first to 5000 comments makes it to second round. I am in my first contest and would really like to have a lot of support. Please help rate and and comment me that would be great everyone. My link is below

What Forgivness Is
The primary gift of forgiveness is to free the one who forgives... forgiving may feel like it let's someone off the hook and that's to easy emotions beg. Your emotions want you to think make them pay get revenge or get even. Forgiveness is unconditional if a condition must be met the act changes from forgiveness to a dutiful response.

My Special Friend
There are so many things I'd like to say. But that would take me all day. Now I wonder where to start. Guess I'll say whats in my heart. There is one thing I know that's true. I'm so blessed to have a friend like you. Thanks for always being there. And showing me how much you care. As my new life starts to unfold, And I am learning how to take hold. There are times I don't know what to do, But I know I can always turn to you. Our friendship is one of a kind, One most people never find. I never knew from the start, Just how much you would touch my heart. I'm so glad you came into my life, You have filled it with so much delight. The connection we have, was not planned. But it is there every time you hold my hand. I love the way you turn on your charm, Every time you hold me in your arms. And the sparkle in your eyes I see, Every time you come close to kiss me. So while we wait to see if this is right. I'll enjoy the way you hold me at night. If the time

Thanks For Being My Friend
I don’t think you know what you mean to me But you mean a lot The chance of us not being friends Is a real long shot I hate when you’re sad I love it when you’re happy Because if your upset It makes me feel crappy Thanks for always being there When I needed you most If it weren’t for you the chances of me not being here Would have really come close I don’t know what I would do If you weren’t my friend I don’t think my heart Would ever mend I hope you know I always have your back Just like you’ve had mine And it will always stay that way Until the end of time We’ll be friends Hopefully without end So I just wanna say thanks Thanks for being my friend

Please Help Me!!!!!!! :( :(
I went from 3rd place down to 6th.... I am all alone in there.. :( And even me not feeling well at all I am still commenting away..... If anyone could please help me out some more!!!!! THankies sooooo much.. Any little bit helps.... :) Click on my pic or links..... [ fubar.com photo: 2514456570 ] http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=195549&albumid=471718&i=2514456570

9 Words Women Say:
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

What Will The Days Hold For Me?
She's sitting alone, eyes in a daze Her life a map of confusion, her world like a maze She holds her head high and wipes back the tears The words I don't love you echo in her ears She clasps her hands and bows her head Is my life over or am I simply dead? A beautiful woman has taken his heart He wanted beauty instead of her smarts She hears their baby crying she knows what to do From now on kid, it's just me and you Two years later while walking the street A handsome young man she did happen to meet He looked in her eye and stopped in confusion Was this lady real, or just another illusion? He asked for a date right there on the street She glanced at her shoes and said what time will we meet? Six months later and a small engagement band That man got down on his knees and asked for her hand That woman smiled while her daughter screamed yes! One year later she walked the aisle in a white dress Happiness was found that day on the street With that ha

Listed A Physco
OK MY STATUS SAYS PHYSCO AND NOW I BELEIVE IT!!!! I AM ALMOST THERE!!!! HERE I POST A BLOG I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE COMMENTS ON... WHAT THE HELL??????? KNOWING ME I SCREWED UP ONE MORE TIME.... TIME TO GET THE CALGON AND A BOTTLE OF WINE OUT... LOL IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW... SOMETIMES I THINK I COULD SCREW UP A WET DREAM...

Sorry I Have Not Written
SORRY I HAVEN'T WRITTEN FOR A WHILE, MY CAR NEEDED WASHING AGAIN. I WENT TO THE CAR WASH DOWNTOWN AND I HAD TO HAVE THEM REWASH THE CAR 3 TIMES...THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS...SO IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR SO YOU'LL KNOW WHERE I'M AT. Off to the car wash again!!!!

History
Eight years that I was yours and you were mine. How did this relationship get in such a bind? I thought this year would be ours to win Then it all went into a tailspin. We have been through a lot over these past years And how its ending brings me to tears. I have always known that this wasnt perfect but nothing ever is. Somehow- someway I always thought we would make it through but I can not forgive what you will not admit to. I cant share you with someone else and know that I will be second in line I just cant do it this time. I would like to give in and say we could work it out but from here on end I would have doubt. Do you have feelings for her? Does she remind you of something we once were? When you sleep with me do you see her face? That is why i have to end it right in its place. You have been my only true love- the one i wished for from above. I am sorry for not being that to you and i pray th

The Only Thing Worth Saying....
Everyone's Life Is Driven By Something; Many are Driven by things like guilt, resentment, anger, fear, materialism and the need for appoval....Friends this world is not your home, so don't get cozy in it. Don't indulge your ego at the exspense of your soul. what God looks at is the attitude of your heart..... "Do not conform yourselves to the standards for this world, but let God transform you inwordly by a complete change of mind. Then you will be able to know God" - Romans 12:2

Do You Remember Last Night????
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails. They taste so good, so you have a few more and then the DJ plays your favorite oldie -- 'I Will Survive,' so you're off to the dance floor. After an hour or so of shakin' your goodies, the DJ plays that irritating head-banging music, so you rejoin the group for a rest and another cocktail, or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you. You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear

On My Knees With Folded Hands
On my knees, with folded hands, I thank the Lord each day; For when I think of life itself It makes me want to pray. Most of my friends are dead and gone; You’ll find flowers where they lay. I know that some of them, To heaven found their way. So many times I've looked up To heaven in the night, Asking answers from our Lord Who's always in my sight. Any day could be my last, There's no time to fuss or fight. There's just time to be loved. Who cares who's wrong or right.

Feel Free To Snag/rip!!!! :)
Just lettin ya'll know you can snag/Rip and pics you like in my Albums.. You don't have to ask... I am just a person who always asks ppl before I snag and or RIPS some of their pics....Ask anyone.. :) Even when they says I don't have to ask.. LMAO!!!! I always send a SHOUT over to the other person and ask them.. hehhe.. :0) I know Im a PooteyHead!!!!! LMAO!!! Im just respectful of others property.... :)All I ask is PLEASE PLEASE.. ........................................ ...............DO NOT DO NOT SNAG/RIP/STEAL/RIGHT CLICK/SAVE AS etc. ON MY PERSONAL PICS/PICS OF ME/ OR /NSFW PICS OF ME.................... THATS ALL I ASK.. WHICH IS VERY LITTLE....................................................... Now back to our regularly scheduled program..... LMFAO!!!! :)

Our Flag
Our flag is fabric wove of thread, Carried by heroes live and dead. She stands for justice and courage too, With her colors; red, white and blue. For all who serve her, there’ll be cheers, For any who die, there’ll be tears, For all who love her, life is swell, For those who harm her, war is hell. How many moms have cried before, As they sent their children to war. How many dads have not returned, Because our freedom must be earned. Wars were waged where brave men died As patriots fought side by side. Our flag is still the pearl of earth, Because of those who prove her worth

My Wedding Day
Well, today is supposed to be my wedding day. Notice I said supposed to be. I don't know if I'm about it, but the wedding is off. I mean, I am glad that I found out that he is a pig before I married him, but I am also hurt and devestated by the way he handled things. I wish he would have had the guts to tell me personally that he had found someone else. And less than a week to the wedding. I was a few days from making what I now know would have been one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I guess we all make mistakes and misjudge people. I wish I could change things, but I can't. I can only move forward with my life. I guess what they say is true, love really is blind. Makes you miss the clues that are right in front of your face.....

Ok People !!!!
IT IS VERY PLAN AND SIMPLE............. NO. IT NOT LIKE IT HAS MULTIPY FUCKING MEANINGS..... N.O. IF I DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.... DON'T ASK REPETELY BECAUSE ALL YOU WILL END UP DOING IS PISSING ME OFF AND IT WILL STILL BE NO.....

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, But they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy And laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer When they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel And cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about A birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, Yet they are strong when they Think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss Can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you To show how muc

7 Little Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."

Never Have I Fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away

What Did I Do?
Ok so i got a bit mad and had a bad attitude but what would you think if you seen that yout bf/gf was getting sexy gifts on here from thir ex? i can undertand random people but your ex to me that means there is something there and that and he was suposto to have told her about us the day before? i guess i am just a bit confussed and hurt. but i guess ill live right no one ever died of a broken heart.

Your My Man
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.

Tick Warning (hehehe)
Tick Warning I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times, but this one is important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. ************************************************ If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and turn around with your arms up... DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked... I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

Philosophy Of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other�eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone

Pimping Me Out.
Metal Baby's Closest Friends Pimp out: Fan them, rate them, add them,help them level, maybe help them in contest. Show them love; my sweet closest friends!! (Cool guy-he's new) Big Mike:BigMike@ fubar (a very good friend) Evil Hottie:Evil~Hottie Is Taken By~Gary~ Guitardude71@ fubar (my best friend) Ancient1:~Ancient1~@ fubar (my best friend) Slygirl:~slygirl~ ^kittygirl^@ fubar (cool guy) Morbius:morbius(one twisted sick psycho patch owner of morbius lounge) *wpf*@ fubar (very cool) Smiknguns:smokingunz@ fubar (best buddy) Papi Rh:Papi RH (Sexy Swimsuit Contest-Now Open)@ fubar (cool guy) Metal Ron:Metal Ron@ fubar (sweetie) Mona Doll:Mona Doll@ fubar (cool guy) Steve:Steve ~*~Club F.A.R.~*~@ fubar (cool guy) Archangel:" Archangel "#2 S*U*P/ F-A-R/nWo confederete

Lets Stop The Useless Slaughter
Help Stop the Bush Administration’s Latest Debacle: Aerial Gunning of Greater Yellowstone Wolves In 1995, Canada sent 35 gray wolves to the state of Idaho, to help reintroduce wolves to the Yellowstone region of the Norwest United States. Protected under the Endangered Species Act, free-living wolves flourished in the Yellowstone area of the Northern Rockies in Idaho, Wyoming, and Montana. Gray wolves play a beneficial role in the ecosystem, and they also help to maintain healthy populations of raptors, rodents, and coyotes and other animals. Now the Bush administration’s U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has cleared the way for states to begin aerial gunning these reintroduced wolf families as early as this fall. This disgraceful scheme, supported by a coalition of hunters and ranchers, aims to kill up to 700 wolves, which will decimate the current population of approximately 1,200. Wolves would be removed from the list of federally protected, threatened and endangered species, bu

Jimi Hendrix
Hendrix' friendship with, and support of Brian Jones, is what separates Brian from the Klein-story, and he is the turning point of the music history when Brian died. Hendrix' support was problematic for any selfjustification of those involved and is the reason that Klein was led to the Beatles when Brian was beaten. If we see Brian as guilty and served his time there remains an other side of what happened. First his own with Lady Jane. He died because of what happened when his girlfriend was underage and got pregnant, and he made his music because he was not the father of the child. He was like Lennon both innocent and guilty at the same time. He served his time for this in his group. And he did it by giving away everything he did. Next we have Jaggers overtaking of what Brian created. Had he the right to do it? And was the way he did it the problematic part of that? Lennon as a musical counterpart and enemy, Richards as someone "stealing" Brians girlfriend, Dylan as

My Recent Mumm "shit, What Did I Get Myself Into?"
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who voted, left a comment and advice on my current situation. Your advice was very helpful and I am going to use it tonight to have the talk with her. Thanks again!!

She Was Pushed
She was pushed About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" Then Carmen wil

Friends V's Iowa Friends
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk IOWA FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs IOWA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. IOWA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. IOWA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn, that shit was FUCKING AWESOME!!! ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. IOWA FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIEN

Birthday, Booze, Tats Oh My
Its update blog time! I had this blog idea all sorted in my head. A very upbeat happy fun time blog. I had a great birthday. But then, as things always seem to do in my life, something came crashing down. It's sort of put a damper on my mood, and I am doing my best to wade through the waters right now. So, Friday was my last day at work. L Very sad. Many did not realize it was my last day. Many thought I still had another week. Well, I did not give much notice when I had decided that I just could not stay another week. Just too much to do and too much going on. One boss took me to lunch. That would be the one no one really gets along with. It was rather awkward. One of our Animal Shelter volunteers brought me a chocolate brownie fudge cheesecake. Which, I saved for me and Julie!! Heheheh It was not easy saying goodbye to anyone. I did not much like it. It got to be like family up there. Saturday I got a little bit of organizing and packing done. Julie came up f

Drama
Why do ppl come and stalk you? why do they perv you? why do ppl play games? why cant ppl just leave the drama on the television.... why do they need to share the shit with others, why cant they just be happy and see others that are happy and be happy together. why do ppl assume that just because u added them as ur friend that the first thing u want is for them to come over and fucken sleep with them. and then think they can tell you what and what not to do. why cant ppl just have fun and be happy...... why do they need to ASSume anything, why do they think they know you, when they dont even know themselves. Get a life PPL... leave the dram and bullshit for television, FUBAR is not a reality show. its a place for fun and meet some really cool ppl. if u want me as ur friend cool. bring ur friendship and leave the drama, bullshit, head games, and lies at your house.. just keep it real!

Vacation Time
Almost time for our yearly trip to the Outer Banks in NC. Its a family thing where we have anywhere from 15-25 people. Just depends on who all goes. It is a much needed break for me. Its good to get away from all the worries in life for a week. I just wish it was longer lol. So if you notice I am not on after Fri night... I'll be on the beach getting burned.

Page 2 -- Mummsville Gazette
I will not ask for the mumms back. You will also note that I did not post too many mumms anyway. It is not that I think I am smarter then everyone else, it is that I know my situation, and really don't need "strangers" -- and some of these folks are as strange as they get -- telling me how to run my life. How many other people have written four book in three years? I kinda know my own mind, at least. No, they are busting up the old mumm clique and that is all there is to it.

Today Is...
Today is my husband's birthday. I gave him part of his gift last night. It started out with a 1 hour full body massage. After being out on the road with his job all week and working 12 hour days he was so tense and knotted up he needed to relax for awhile. I was using lotion all over. I started off innocently enough by giving him a hand massage and he just melted in my hands as I rubbed and squeezed his palms and fingers. I then did a foot massage and he squirmed as each of the muscles in his feet began to relax to my gentle touch and caresses. Last but not least just as it was a few minutes before midnight I ran my finger tips up his legs and up to his thighs and under his boxer shorts legs to heighten the moment by lightly touching his cock to see it react to the touch of my nails. As the clock on the night stand said 12:01 AM I pulled his cock out of the front slit of his boxers and engulfed his cock into my warm, moist mouth and sucked him dry of all the cum he ha

A Couple Of Quotes...
The first quote is from a news story about a book seller getting questioned by the FBI about some reading materials he had in line when he was getting coffee:"In this post-911 era, it is the absolute responsibility of the FBI to follow through on any tips of potential terrorist activity," Parris says. "Are people going to take exception and be inconvenienced by this at times? Oh, yeah. ... A certain amount of convenience is going to be offset by an increase in security." [emphasis mine]The second quote is from Benjamin Franklin:They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or securityFood for thought...tag: liberty, liberties, rights, freedom, government, fbi, crime -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

I Just Love Happy Endings
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? SHE SPENT THE FIRST DAY PACKING HER BELONGINGS INTO BOXES, CRATES AND SUITCASES. ON THE SECOND DAY, SHE HAD THE MOVERS COME AND COLLECT HER THINGS. ON THE THIRD DAY, SHE SAT DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME AT THEIR BEAUTIFUL DINING ROOM TABLE BY CANDLE-LIGHT, PUT ON SOME SOFT BACKGROUND MUSIC, AND FEASTED ON A POUND OF SHRIMP, A JAR OF CAVIAR, AND A BOTTLE OF SPRING-WATER. WHEN SHE HAD FINISHED, SHE WENT INTO EACH AND EVERY ROOM AND DEPOSITED A FEW HALF-EATEN SHRIMP SHELLS DIPPED IN CAVIAR INTO THE HOLLOW OF THE CURTAIN RODS. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. THEN SLOWLY, THE HOUSE BEGAN TO SMELL. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. VENTS WERE CHECKED FOR DEAD RODENTS AND CARPETS WERE STEAM CLEANED. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canis

Something Good Is Going To Happen
You ever had a great feeling that something great was about to happen to you?? Well, I'm feeling it now....and I am so excited but don't even know why yet..I am getting a divorce, my job is going thru changes, I need a place to live, money is becoming a problem BUT I can feel something inside me rising....I am taking one step at a time knowing that the path I am walking is leading me to a great awakening and wonderful things to come. I am ready to reach out and grab what life is bringing to me. I won't say no or I don't have the funds or that doesn't seem right for me...I won't. I will do what is being laid in front of me and take the steps my heart is telling me to take...SOMETHING GOOD IS GOING TO HAPPEN...Muah!!

3 Women In Mexico Ha Ha Ha
Ha Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - although none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you

Who Ever Bombs Me Alot On The Contest I Am On .
THE MAN WILL RECEIVE A BRACELET AND THE WOMAN DIAMOND EARRINGS...come on guys i got someone right on my tail ......she is gaing ground fast lol i am trying to win a blast....would appreciate any help u can give me. ALL THE COMMENT BOMBING U CAN DO FOR ME..just click on my pic

More Questions
1) Single, Taken, or Flirty? Single 2) Are you happy with that? I guess 3)Why? because life is less complicated this way 4) Have you ever had your heart broken. yes 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? No 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? yes 8) Do you want children? yes 9) How Many? 2 would be nice 10) Would you consider adoption? Yes 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? sure 12) Do you want someone you cant have? Probably 13) Have you fallen in love? Not sure 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? The milestones anyway 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? Not really 16) Is it a good day?. Not really 17) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? don't we all? 18) Have you ever broken a heart before? I doubt it 19) What would you say to your most recent ex? Go away, and never come b

New Pics...
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Just Say It! (by Shanel)
Say it Say it if you want to say it! Or hold it Hold your tongue, wish you had, and live in fear! Fear that what you might say may hurt someone’s heart, or worse push them away! So hold it! Hold it and fake it. Fake your friendship, your love affair, your marriage, your smile…fake it., Sit in there face! Portray a state of happiness, while all the while inside your chest is bursting, with anger, an opinion, a secret love, or worse an apology! Go home and lie with it, think, think, think!!!! And then when you’re done, think, think, think! It doesn’t stop. Let it out! Say it if you want to say it. If they leave, you’ll be free, free from the torment and burning stress! Or maybe you should leave! Leave if you want to leave! Pretend they are full of shit, and blame someone else. Crawl in a whole, and live in shame, hide behind yourself While all the while inside your crying, crying for love crying for happiness, and hugging the pity pot! After all, if you’ve been holdin

I Apologize For Coming Across To You As….
1. Someone who is anti-social 2. A person that is stuck up. 3. Inferior to you. 4. Thinking I am better than you. 5. Not interested in being a friend to you. 6. Thinking I am all that. 7. An Asshole. 8. A dick head. 9. A mother fucker. 10. Thinking I am too good for you to make the first move. How was all this said to everyone that could have become a potential friend? This was all said through silence and body language. Is the entire above true? The answer to that question is a no. I am nothing like the above. I am the total opposite. Is the apology real? Yes, a real apology. The people that truly know me will testify to the above statement. That, of you, who do not know me, but, had crossed, paths with I, this letter's for you. My writings explain a lot about me. My blogs, not only has become, a joy for me to write, but, has also become my therapy. The opportunity to make good friends has passed me

Where Are All The Virgins By (my Home Girl--shanel
Where are all the virgins!!!!! Where are all the Virgins??? There are no more left, get over it!!! U want a nice girl a good woman, a saint! Shut the hell up because a saint you definitely aint. I like sexing too, oops don’t say that you’re a lady, that’s not true! What the hell! Of course its true, and sometimes I like sex, and I don’t like you!!! Sometimes im lonely and I call on you, but at the end of the day that’s all we can do! Uh oh excuse me if im blunt, you got a wife but you’re not happy! Well maybe if you were home and paying bills and making love to her we’d all be happy! Instead of running my ear off and wasting my time, while I could be over there talking to that dude who’s single and on the grind! and not to mention he is mmmh mmmh fine!! Oh I am sorry! Excuse me your not married!!! My fault! Oh I see you have no job, but you got nice shoes, a gun in your pocket and nothing to lose…Woh! your scaring me! I think im gonna go over there! Excuse me m

Survey Thingie
1) Single, Taken, or Flirty? Single 2) Are you happy with that? yessir 3)Why? because life is less complicated this way 4) Have you ever had your heart broken. nope 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? No 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? noooooooo 8) Do you want children? more please. :) 9) How Many? 1,000,000 10) Would you consider adoption? sure, why not? 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? blech, no 12) Do you want someone you cant have? No 13) Have you fallen in love? no 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? it depends after a while it gets stupid 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? never will 16) Is it a good day?. not any fucking more 17) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? don't we all? 18) Have you ever broken a heart before? no 19) What would you say to your most r

Mummville Gazette
They took my mumms away! Been over a week now. I guess they want us all in the "lounges" but ... damn ... I don't want to try 100 lounges or more just to find I would rather hang in the mumms. They are running the old mummers off. I guess they figured we had taken control of it. Sucks to be in Mummville these days. Power to the people! Up the establishment! Burn, baby, burn! Revolt, Revolt, Revolt ... oh, never mind, we are revolting. Yeash, gross, putting the the Ug in Ugly. Never mind. My bad. GreyHawk

10 Pet Peeves
My Top 10 Pet peeves I know this is picky, but here are some of my pet peeves: 1. Liars 2.People whom complain all the time. 3. People that close their eyes when talking to you. 4. People that type brb....it means be right back, not be right back before the end of time! 5.Men that send me pictures of their cocks....unless I ask for it (and that is only in a VERY SPECIAL relationship). 6. Even worse, men that send pictures of their cocks with no name, or any pictures of their face.....come on men, not every woman shares that felish....bet you don't know or even want to know my felishes. But then again, those that ask are FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! 7.Friggin' email, or basically ANYTHING posted, send this out to_ many friends. 8.Hair left on soap. 9. Not rinsing off dishes. 10......still thinking on that one.

Another Taxing Post...
Last week, I posted something about withholding being illegal. Well, there's a news story about a couple in New Hampshire fighting the federal government on "owed" taxes. The couple asked about the law showing that they actually owe money; the government didn't show them such a law. Therefore, it's a standoff between the two groups...tag: crime, tax, taxes, standoff, irs, money, finance-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Come Join Us Global Bombers
Global Bombers & Family Club I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile there will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. if u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn the other is the willness to vote and help you will have to add the family name to your profile u will need to read the rules and fallow them u will have to get a salut if u dont have one add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us cause thats what we do,vote,comment and rate but bombing isnt every thing,we take care of out family and friends first i will accept and welcome new members and old one from the Round Table Bombers with is no longer a family here at ct. i will look for helpers and work on having things to do for fun i also make morphs of just about an

Hatch Day Countdown: 1 Day
Thats right! Tomorrow is the day I got hatched. Yep, Thats right I was hatched. Well anyways I want all my friends to whore me out to their friends so I can level up like a mother trucker. I would also love some birthday salutes and I will make a folder and ect just for those salutes. Tell your friends to come see me and you come see me as well and comment bomb me and rate my stash and pics and comment. It will be appreciated and you know I will return the favor. You guys are the best. -JamEz

Blah,blah....
Well it has been a LONG ass time since I wrote an actual blog. There has been alot of shit going on in my life, and those of you that care to read this will know what it is.... Well this blog is going to release some kind of depressed energy cuz rite now I am depressed. Lets just say there are some friends out there that I tried soooooooooo hard to help them out and I feel like I failed them b/c they didn't succeed in what they were trying to do. I just ran outta money and resources :( Now I have someone else that is dear to me I love her to death she is like a sister to me that needs help. I CAN'T HELP HER! outta all the ppl in the world I wish I could help her soooooooo badly! BUT alas, I have no money, no resources. If I had the money her ass would be fine but I don't have it. SO for that I feel horrible. THEN, my job is going good other then the fact that school will be starting soon and MOST of you know I have 2 boys(both go to school). SOOO when that happens I

Ive Been Gone A While
i havent been getting on here that much in the last few weeks.Well heres why my husband Dave had surgery on his spine Tuesday and i have been spending the time to get ready.there was alot to do and haveing to do it all by myself to me awhile but i did it.now im just taking care of Dave makeing sure hes ok and just doing everything for him or atleast trying to get him to let me do everything for him with out me yelling at him lol This whole thing has been harder on him then he thought it would be. It hurts to see Dave in this much pain and knowing that theres nothing i can do breaks my heart.I would give or do anything to take his pain away and it i could id trade places with him in a heartbeat.

Your Name
I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WHISPERED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY."""" SEND THIS TO EVERYONE U LOVE, INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER!! """ Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED

Happy Hour
YOU CANT MISS THIS..... I am holding a contest and this one you might really want to check out. TOP PRIZE.... A FREE HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!! FIRST PLACE This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to enter. I will be taking enties starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest which will start on July the 26th at 5pm pst. and end on Aug 5th at 5pm pst. RULES!!!!! You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know and get them to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest

Have I Ever Mentioned How I Hate People?
Yeah, some ppl suck, especially online.. I hate online drama, and people who say shit to make themselves appear to be what they are not. I am the same here as in real life, and I usually assume that is how others are. We all have had at least one situation where they have been misunderstood or had their reputations sullied by assholes.. Now, I hate sounding like a whiny victim here, but seriously.. WTF?? At least I haven't had anything like that happen here at CT. Whew! Thanks for not being assholes, everyone!

Another Fucked Up Dream.
This one is kinda cool. I was in a harry Potter-esqu world! I had the power to control the wind, as well as telepathy. A friend and I, His name is Richter, went into this old, abandoned underground castle like thing.. I suppose it was more of a ruin. While we were there we found this little rabbits. However, they were not just ordinary rabbits, no... they were made of stone, and had an eye on their back. The eye opened and paralyzed Richter. Hordes of demons tried to attack him... when I got the bright idea to use my telepathy and break them.. literally. At the point of my finger i lunged the demon rabbit in the air and smashed it on the ground, breaking it in half. The other demons took off, leaving Richter a tad scratched up. At this point, we of course left the ruins and tried to find the police. Well it turns out, the police were stone ogres. They didn't believe us that we had been attacked, because he didn't know of any ruins... So at the point of my finger.. i

The Road Runner
The Road Runner The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around. He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off. The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!

Let Me Tak Eyou Back A Few Yrs>this Is A Prayer And Story >>combined..
TO when you were very young and growing. A time that mom,And dad were all you had... Filled all needs,all wants. A time of happiness , and friends. Sports to play , dog as a pet. CAN you see back to all of this?. Whistling by as you walk on the sidewalk. Friends shout, hey wanta go to see if we can work or mow a yard or two so we can go to a picture show. YOU shout back cant I have to go with mom to visit a sick Aunt. We make sure she is fed. Then we visit till it,s time for her to go to bed.We say a prayer or two.THen we leave to home down the street we live on. I often wonder what would of been ,if GOD knows now. Those prayers we said were for my Aunt.For what I knew back then.TO share a day with loved ones while their here,TO waist not want not is is senceer. MY GOD gives comfort to me ; As I give thanks to HIM ; and I dont take for granted any thing. BE it good or be it bad , MY Lord is in all and can, over come bad intensions left by man.

Advice For The Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings; and, he fell to earth in a barnyard--almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then, a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The moral of the story: 1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend. 3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

Don't Fluff In Bed
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit farting loudly every morning when he awoke The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to blast them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband

The 700 Club Game
Somebody posted this in a message group I am in. I thought it was so good, I wanted to share it with everybody.Realize, though, that this might be illegal to do. Therefore, I am posting it as an entertainment only piece and refuse to accept any problems you might have if you actually do this stuff. THE 700 CLUB GAME It is simple to play. You just pick up your phone and dial 1-800-446-0700 (anytime 7 days a week, so they claim). When someone answers, just hang up. >CLICK

Warning To All Men
WARNING Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "som

Medical Condition
MEDICAL CONDITION A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man again went back to his book. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman: 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, ' that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious

The Finger
So, while busy at work (heh), I occasionally browse the profiles and pictures contained herein. I am curious as to the near viral rash of not "you're number 1!" finger pics that show up in A LOT of profiles. What's the point? ARe you pissed off at the camera? the photographer? Or are you generically pissed off at the entire community that is FUBAR?

"teeth Down There "
"Teeth Down There " A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "HELL NO!" he c

Stealers And Thiefs
JUST A LITTLE VENTING TODAY... WE ARE FIXING A HOUSE UP FOR MY HUSBAND'S BOSSES SON.. HE HASN'T LIVED IN IT IN OVER A YEAR AND A HALF.. ANYWAY WE HAVE TAKEN TWO 15 YARD DUMPSTERS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GARAGE AND STILL SOME TO GO... WE PLAN ON MOVING IN FOR ABOUT A YEAR UNTIL MY HUSBAND RETIRES THEN WE WILL MOVE BACK TO HIS HOME TOWN IN KANSAS TO BE NEAR FAMILY THEN MY SIS AND I CAN RAISE SOME KANSAS HELL... WELL THE SON, FATHER AND MOTHER AND THE SON'S FRIEND CAME OVER LAST SATURDAY TO GET WHAT THEY WANTED OUT OF THE HOUSE... I CAUGHT THE FRIEND ON A 5 GAL. BUCKET LOOKING INTO THE GARAGE.. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT ALL OF OUR STUFF WE HAD IN STORAGE (WHICH IS A HUGE AMOUNT)... ANYWAY I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING... HE SAID.. JUST LOOKING... SO I INFORMED THIS FRIEND.. THIS IS OUR STUFF NOT ADAMS... WELL AFTER WE LEFT THE HOUSE SUNDAY.. WE GO BACK MONDAY NIGHT TO WORK A LITTLE... HUM... KEN'S TOOL BOX IS GONE... OH MY... THERE IS A SHIT LOAD OF STUFF GONE... SOME VERY EXPENSIVE

Words Women Use And What They Really Mean
Words Women Use And What They Really Mean FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This also can be used as a response to, "how are you?" and means, "I'm not fine, you better figure out what's wrong and it's all your fault." Either way, beg forgiveness and buy chocolate. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. It's also how much time she'll give you to clean up from the guys being over before she arrives home early from work. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" And, if you dare ask, "what's wrong?" and the answer is "nothing, I'm fine" then darlin', you're fucked. GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. There are consequences s

Update On Me
i don't know how many of you out there still read my blogs or anything, but i am asking for lots and lots of prayer. back in april i moved to the houston area to be with my boyfriend, that was all fine and dandy, but we were struggling. so it came down to me wanting to come back to the dallas area. most of that was also because my grandmother's health is getting very bad. i wanted to come back to spend as much time with her as i could. it is a good thing i did. she feel last week and was taken to the hospital. wait, let me stop there for a minute and inform you all that she has cancer and for the last yr n half she has been loosing weight because she has not been eating much. she has lasted longer than the dr originally expected, which is great. but now since she has fallen, the dr has told her she may have only a few weeks to a month or 2. i know she has lived a good life and that my grandfather is awaiting her arrival in heaven, but it's so hard on my mother right now. and it's al

A-vun And A-two And...
At OMFG-WTF.net, I found an entry (along with a video) of prisoners (over 1,500) performing Michael Jackson's Thriller: Kind of weird, huh?I wonder if it would work in American prisons. I mean, after they get out, they could form their own dance troupe. It would teach things like teamwork and the rest. And since America supposedly has the largest prison population per capita in the world (by official figures; China might have more), there could be several dance troupes formed all around the country.Just a thought... tag: prison, crime, music, video, rehabilitation, bizarre-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Four Ounce Gloves And One Ounce Of Hope.
someone asked my why i do what we do... I put these gloves on to prove to myself that i am teachable... to prove that i may not be the best, but that i DO my best... so that i can prove that you arent what you think you are... its my duty to prove to these people that you are not what you claim to be... to prove that i have trained harder, and it is my obligation to myself to fully commit to training my mind and body to fulfill that duty. it is my pleasure to bleed for this purpose. i have four ounce gloves and one ounce of hope... if you have to ask, you wouldnt understand.

Who Is Jack Schitt
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rath

16 Things...and Something You May Or May Not Realize....about Wal Mart...
YES ITS A BIT CHILDISH---ok damn-i found it on some girl's page but I laughed. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he kno

Have You Thanked A Soldier Lately?
br />You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. H

Showing You All Some Love! Muahhhz
I'm in Corky's 30-Day blast give-a-way and could use a little love. Please come by and drop me a few comments. Press the pic link below to get routed to the contest! Thanks for your love and support and have a great day!

Life Lessons
Things I Learned Last Night ~Never put anything in an email you don't want the world to know ~Saying I love you can be painful ~Girls fall harder and faster than guys ~You can't make yourself stop loving someone just because it's hard ~If it's meant to be a shot don't drink it by the glass ~True friends hold your hair while you puke ~Time is not what makes a person a real friend ~Never call the peson you love when you're too drunk to remeber what was said ~Sometimes you just gotta cry ~As much as it hurts it's better to have your feelings out there ~Getting wasted doesn't make the pain go away ~Guys are confusing ~Never eat Taco Bell right before drinking large amounts ~Make sure things are as bad as you think they are before you say something and make them worse Yes it was a long rough night!

What's Wrong With The World Today?
I NEVER post chain bulletins..but, this one stood out.Because, it's sadly true.agh.[[You have to click 'Reply To Poster', and then copy and paste in a different bulletin or you wont get the whole bulletin]](if picture doesnt show up, right-click, then click on 'show picture')Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, an

My Prayer>> Of Today>>
Hope your having a great day ; Blessed it be in Our Lords name ; That YOU be filled up with Him. May He show you a great reward in his heavens one day ; May he bless you with hi;s love today; ..He loves us so ; If All would see ; What he has shown to you ,to me.;The great light thAt He shows ; to you and me; Oh what a GLORIOUS DAY ; this could be ;IF EVEry man woman and child COULD be saved by or CHRIST who came and paid; For all sin on the cross; ;For the gift OF life he GAVE UP; TO save us from a death here of ;To pay for All sins wipe them clean.. in his BLOOd he did this fo you ; for me; for all that see..He is our sACRIFICAL LAMB; He was and WILL be....,It is the greatest of all love HE give to thee.... xoxoxoxo x diana;;hugs

Have I Lived A Good Life?
Hey everyone, I got to thinking yesterday, that with all the stuff i have going on in my life, as to whether I have lived a good life or not. This was brought about by watching movies like Saving Private Ryam, Courage Under Fire, and Men of Honor. Now don't get me wrong I have no regrets about the things I have done in my life, but Have I lived up to what ever standard there is for me to live up to? How do we know if we live up to this unseen standard? I have been very depressed lately, cause day by day it becomes one day closer to my kids leaving with their mother, but i cherish every day i spend time with them. If anyone thinks they can help please send me a message, this will boggle my mind for a while

Center Of The Bible
Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q:? What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q:? Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? When things get tough, always remember... Faith doesn't get you around trouble, it gets you through it !! God Bless You!

7-26-07 Astrology
Definitions are a great way to set a line between what you are and what you aren't. But don't be so quick to box yourself into one arena. You think you know something about yourself, but leave room for discovery.

New Seatbelt Law
New Seat Belt Law becomes effective January 15, 2007 New Seat Belt LAW The national Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Result s show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below....... This is very Important, please pass on to friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

Italian Superenalotto 2007 ( It Is Loser!!!! Fake Email)
ITALIAN SUPERENALOTTO 2007 PREMIO DEPARTMENT, EDIZIONE DEL INTERNET, VIA GARIBALDI 35, 21000 ROME, ITALY. Dear Winner, RE: NOTIFICA DEL PREMIO:CONGRATULAZIONI!!! We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent ITALIAN NATIONAL SUPERENALOTTO DRAWS held on the 24th of July, 2007. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 27511465896-6410 with serial number 4204-777 drew lucky numbers 5-21-23-34-61-72 which consequently won in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of €500,000,00{Five Hundred Thousand Euros}.Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from all search engines and web sites. This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Italia prime minister, FIAT, TAMOIL and other co

My First Contest....i Need Your Help, Please.
Hi, Ya'll. I've entered my first contest and need your help. Check out the "Pucker Up" pics on 'cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ¢¾ ~Army wife extraordinaire's' profile and comment as many times as you want. Also, feel free to repost this bulletin. While you are there, check out her "Tribute to Fallen Soldiers" file and show some love for those that have lost their lives for Freedom. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ¢¾ ~Army wife extraordinaire~@ fubar Thank you!

Growing Within
You flaunt your flaws like badges of honor. Trying to stay in step with me only to fall short Taking other directions to be viewed as important Only shows that ignorance grows with in you not a miracle. Drunken nights and feeling of betrayal are the only Fingers that play upon your reptilian skin. With mornings cold sober clutch the dark unforgettable Mistake has taken root and begun to grow. What the masses see as a blessing with all, From you is nothing more then a tired joke retold at Social functions. How hard it must be to seemingly have it all, but hold nothing.

Gemini
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

July 26,2007 Libra ( Oh How True! )
Growth spurts aren't just for adolescents. They're actually a little more awkward when they're about internal growth. You're game for just about anything. The new, strange and enlightening seems awfully appealing.

Daily Horoscope: Libra For July 26,2007
Growth spurts aren't just for adolescents. They're actually a little more awkward when they're about internal growth. You're game for just about anything. The new, strange and enlightening seems awfully appealing.

Mick Jagger
The killing of Brian Jones can be seen in the paralell career of Allen Klein. From Klein took over as Sam Cooke's manager in 1964 to the vanishing tapes of Brian and Hendrix'last sessions. When Brian was dead he went for the Beatles. The killing of Sam Cooke is a mystery. He was shot (by Bertha Franklin, the manager of a hotel he had stayed) when he was looking for a hooker who had stolen his clothes and money. He was without clothes when he was found in the reception. Cuote:In her autobiography, Rage To Survive, singer Etta James claimed that she viewed Cooke's body in the funeral home and that the injuries she observed were well beyond what could be explained by the official account of Franklin alone having fought with Cooke. James described Cooke as having been so badly beaten that his head was nearly decapitated from his shoulders, his hands were broken and crushed and his nose was mangled. This seems very strange since Sam Cooke had attacked a woman, alone, and was sho

Bush Poisoned 1 Million Veterans With Radioactive Waste
Bush Poisoned 1 Million Veterans With Radioactive Waste Over 3640 Dead American Veterans in Iraq Because Bush Lied Over $450 Billion Dollars has been thrown down the toilet in Bush's Iraq Fiasco Mothers don't let your children join the Army, because George Bush has dumped 4.5 Billion grams of Radioactive waste all over Iraq. Yes, American weapons are tipped with Uranium a deadly radioactive poisonous material in defiance of the Geneva Convention. The usage of poisoned bullets and bombs is a direct violation of the Geneva Convention and is a WAR CRIME. 350,000 or almost 3 out of every 5 soldiers that served in the first Bush Iraq War is now out on DISABILITY because of Gulf War syndrome. During that First Gulf War Only one tenth of the poisonous and deadly radioactive Uranium was spread in Iraq as in the Current Bush Iraq War. This Time a Bush has spread 10 times as much destruction. Thanks to George W Bush If you serve in Iraq you will breathe, eat, drink and absorb thru your

Twas The Night Before Saints Camp...
Twas the night before Saints Camp and despite all the frenzy, Not an interception was missed, not even by McKenzie. The jerseys were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that a Lombardi trophy would soon be there. Drew Brees was nestled all snug in his bed with no thoughts of indictments filling his head. Marques wore his grip glove, Fred Thomas his cast and pledged “I won’t get burned this year, I’ll be super-fast!” The backup QBs in their black and gold caps joked “Let’s ‘pull a Romo’ and fumble some snaps!” When out on the field there arose such a clatter. Dhani put down his bow tie to see what was the matter. Away to the window Copper flew like a flash, But it was only Joe Horn throwing his career in the trash. Another loud noise gave the boys quite a fright …must mean more gunshots in Uptown tonight. When, what to their wondering eyes should appear But Coach Sean Payton - and his eyes full of tears. He unchained his dog once so lively and quick, and

Hypenate Names
I understand that some women like to hyphenate their names when they get married. I even understand the reasons they do it. But I can not understand is why the women with these names did. Hemp-Ho Traylor-Hooker Looney-Ward Beaver-Wetting Wang-Holder Harolds-Balls You have to admit.....they are hilarious last names.

Read Me
Goodbye marijauna, heroin, cocaine,and crack. I finally got my life on the right track.... I don't need you, and you don't need me, I feel good about myself. I am free!! You've been in my life for many years. You've caused alot of pain and a million tears. You use to be my lover, My best friend, But all good things must come to an end! Its over now between me and you! I finally found someone new, I've got God in my life.... And to him I will pray, Please stay with me Just For today...........

Survey About Me :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:BrandonBirthday:July 29 Beggining of TimeBirthplace:San Antonio Current Location:San AntonioEye Color:hmm Green? Blue? Mix of the two? you tell me lolHair Color:Natural blondeHeight:6'1 , 6'2Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:The Shoes You Wore Today:BootsYour Weakness:Kryptonite of course!Your Fears:Goin blind, bein on fire while jumping out a buildingYour Perfect Pizza:Mushroom, oniion, cheese, pepporoni.Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I duunno probally something good

Got My First Hater Last Night, Lol.
Gosh this makes me feel realy special that someone took the time to make another account just to come over to my profile and leave me a "1" and a nasty comment. here's the morons account... i wonder who the chicken shit is. http://www.fubar.com/user/1038663

Isn't It Great Life Is Open-ended!
Elizabeth Lawton, known as "Grandma Layton," is an American artist who never drew a picture until she was sixty-eight years old. She spent all the years before that time trying to cope with depression. She had gone through therapy, medications, and shock treatment and continued to be severely depressed. But then she signed up for an art class and the act of drawing cured her depression. She continues to make fabulous pictures. What does she think about the critical acclaim her artwork has received? She says she wants others to know about her art so it may give hope to those who have also "suffered from feelings." Many of us have suffered from feelings. We must remember that we can each turn to our creativity - at any age - as a source for our well-being. All we need to do is have faith in the potential goodness within ourselves and those we love. What creative activity can I look to for comfort today?

The Joy Of Effort
There is a joy in productive effort that is like no other. When you create value, the feeling is so very good and right. It may sometimes seem that work is a burden. Yet work is a burden only for those who decide to see it as such. Actually, work can be one of life's greatest blessings. For it is your opportunity to create the future. If you resent having to work, consider the alternative. Imagine how truly awful life would be if you were never able to make a positive, productive difference. The main thing that makes work unpleasant is your attitude toward it. With a positive, thankful attitude, not only are your efforts more enjoyable, they produce more valuable results. Make your life full and rich by taking a joyful approach to the work you do. Discover joy in the effort, and the rewards will be great. -- Ralph Marston

Bogged In Blogs...
Well, it seems like everyone's got their own blog these days. I'm no different. But, every site I get on wants people to blog there exclusively. I have an ongoing blog elsewhere that I have been contributing to, sporaticly, for a few years now. I must warn you that my blog is as raw as I can be, when it comes to the way I see things. I'm not always right, justified, informed, or in the best of moods when I scribble in it. But, that's pretty much the point. I named it "rants of a redneck" for a reason. It's my source of release when things just basically irritate the shit outta me. So, if you do visit it... be aware that I'm rarely "politically correct", and I tend to ramble a bit. If you're easily offended or refuse to pull your own happy-wagon, you may want to steer clear of it. If you're daring and don't mind reading the thoughts of a middle-aged dad of 2 bordering on the brink of insanity, then by all means...be my guest. I take no responsibility for any subsequent ps

Curiouser And Curiouser!
so my brother in law hits me and my sister with this one yesterday: those who buy one don't need it. those who make it don't want it. those who have it don't know it. what is it? SHOUT me with the answer. :)

You Are Blessed
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world. If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, especially in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are bless

Todays Horror-scope
Someone is increasingly intransigent about ignoring the boundaries you've been erecting. What to do? Present it to them as a problem you need to solve together. Cooperation might actually get this under control.

Yggdrasill And The Nine World
Odin and his brothers then used Ymir's body to create the universe. This universe comprises of nine worlds. They placed the body over the void called Ginnungagap. They used his flesh for creating the earth and his blood for the sea. His skull, held up by four dwarves (Nordri, Sudri, Austri, and Vestri), was used to create the heaven. Then using sparks from Muspelheim, the gods created the sun, moon and stars. While Ymir's eyebrows were used to create a place where the human race could live in; a place called Midgard (Middle Earth). A great ash tree called Yggdrasill ("World Tree") supported the universe, with roots that connects the nine worlds together. One root of Yggdrasill extends to Muspelheim ("world of fire"), while another root to Niflheim (the "world of cold" or "of ice"). Niflheim was sometimes confused with Niflhel; Niflhel being known by another name – Hel, was the world of the dead. Hel was sometimes used interchangeably with Niflhel by many writers, as the world of

Ymir
There was nothing in the beginning but seemingly almost endless chasm called the Ginnungagap. Ginnungagap was a void like the Greek Chaos. Ginnungagap was bordered by Niflheim, which is the place of darkness and ice, far to the north; and Muspelheim, a place of fire, far to the south. Out of this chaos the first being came into existence from the drop of water when ice from Niflheim and fire from Muspelheim met. This first being was Ymir, a primeval giant. The frost-giants called him Aurgelmir, but everyone else called him Ymir. Ymir became father of a race of frost-giants. Ymir was the father of six-headed son that was nourished by a cosmic cow called Audumla. Audumla fed herself by licking the salty rime-stone, until that stone was licked into a shape of man. This stone-man was named Buri and he was the first primeval god. Buri was the father of Bor. Bor married the giantess Bestla, the daughter of the frost-giant Boltha. And they became the parents of the first Aesir gods O

Ragnarök
Ragnarök (Ragnarok) was the doom of the gods and men, and heralded the destruction of the Nine Worlds. To the Germans, Ragnarök was called Götterdämmerung (Gotterdammerung). Nothing will escape the coming destruction, whether you live in heaven and on earth. The war will be wage between the goods and the evils. The goods were the Aesir, led by Odin, ruler of the gods. The evils, were the giants and monsters, led by Loki. Yet the strangest things about Ragnarök was that the gods already knew what was going to happen through the prophecy: who will be killed and by whom, who would survive, what happen to those in the other world and so forth. Despite, knowing their fates, the gods will still defiantly face their destiny, as brave as any hero in a saga. The Norse gods knew what was to come, and knew they could not do anything to prevent prophecy coming to pass.

That's More Like Every Day
my horror scope: Growth spurts aren't just for adolescents. They're actually a little more awkward when they're about internal growth. You're game for just about anything. The new, strange and enlightening seems awfully appealing.

The Long And Winding Road
The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear Ive seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to you door The wild and windy night That the rain washed away Has left a pool of tears Crying for the day Why leave me standing here Let me know the way Many times Ive been alone And many times Ive cried Any way youll never know The many ways Ive tried But still they lead me back To the long winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont leave me waiting here Lead me to your door But still they lead me back To the long winding road You left me standing here A long long time ago Dont leave me waiting here Lead me to your door Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If You Have Kids Please Read-important Need To Know Information!!! (from The Bulletin Board)
From a friend of mine.. she sent this to me in an email and I checked it out.. and it is true IMPORTANT NEED TO KNOW INFORMATION!!! McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived i

Have You Ever...!
From T121XY 1. Ate Crocodile? Crikey, no!! 2. Slept in a different bed? of course 3. Made out in a movie theatre? *grin* that is fun!! 4. made out with 2 different people in one night? yup. A whore I tell ya, Im a friggen whore!! 5. Thought your cousin was hot? Not that I can recall. 6. Been in love? Sure 7. Slept? ummm. yeah..... 8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? Yes, not all its cracked up to be. Though maybe I should try again. Any volunteers? ;) 9. Gone over the speed limit? And have the ticket to prove it 10. Painted your room? In high school I painted my room bright bright pink. (my poor parents) 11. Drove a car? yes 12. Danced in front of your mirror? Rock on!! yes! 13. Gotten a hickey? oh yes... in many places *grin* 14. Been dumped? Yup. Crushed. 15. Stole money from a friend? Never. 16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? In college I think I did this.

Comment
Unfortunately the Drama of yesterday is still keeping me from Bombing.But I must go Bomb I have no time to Distribute this to all whom are Dear to me at this time.I have Awesome Friends whom are members in my Family that I must Comment Bomb for.Perhaps I will have Time Later. Plus I'm Sick Today.But I must Bomb I am Sorry. Hugs + Peace to all Whom Read this Most Awesome Comment From an Awesome Friend. Comments on Lord Wolf~Contests To Bomb Links in Blogs Fam. + Friends,Show Some Love.: Riverwife~ King... 2007-7-26 5:6:31 This is GOOD.. I especially like the last Sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens Your Refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit Weird Shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his

Good Morning/good Afternoon/good Evening, Everyone!
Hope everyone is feeling well and prepared for a glorious Thursday! This is known as the power of positive thinking, lol! I continue to trial an arsenal of Flower Essences to help one remain at least a little bit stable during these crazy energy fluctuations! Yesterday was nuts - perfectly fine until 1 p.m. Central Daylight Time. Then, bamm!! I was hit with a wave of high anxiety, my best friend was swamped with a wave of rage you wouldn't believe - at least we are figuring this stuff out in a little more timely manner, lol! Unfortunately, the majority of people haven't got a clue as to why, all of a sudden, things feel weird to them. I have great sympathy for those that have no clue! I finally had a good cry in the evening and that dissolved the feeling of stuck painful energy! I hate crying this much, but if it breaks up that stuck feeling, I'll deal. So far, today feels pretty good! But I'm not taking any chances - I'm getting ready to dose with the Flower Essences. I'm to

Gangs.....
Today we're going to talk about gangs and what I think of them. Since I have been out of town the past few days, my life has been hectic, yet moving at the speed of a turtle on a skateboard. Life in the Upper Peninsula is so laid back, sometimes I felt the need to check my pulse and hold a mirror under my nose to see if I was breathing. Heading back to Chicago today and the one thing I didn't miss while up here was the graffiti, the gang clothing and the gangsta talk. If "Eh?" after every sentence is gangsta talk, I will live up here until I grow old and fart dust. While I have never been in a gang I don't think gangs are really all that tough. Sure you see on Dateline, all about gang violence and how it is corrupting the youth of inner-city kids and even some kids in the suburbs. You might have even heard that being in a gang can almost guarantee you won't make it to see the age of 25. Yet, even with those kinds of stats I don't think gangs are really all that tough.

"summer Field" By Jay
This was written by a good friend of mine who just got a book of poetry published. To get a copy of his book, go to http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?isbn=0-595-43709-5. Tonight , I sat to relax and clear my head and the words started pouring out of me. Why I ask does this happen? Why do the words in my mind and my heart burst through my fingertips and onto the page? Am I but a painter, an artist who has a pen instead of a brush? The thought of an open field in the summer invites me. I reach to share this image with you once again as I write......... Summer Field ************ There is a field It’s grasses sway back and forth Like applause to nature’s song One moment In appreciation It takes a bow And offers itself To you and I__ Walk with me In grassy fields Where we lay and watch Nature’s show above And talk in whispers Of days And nights And love Lay with me In a bed of wild flowers And place your sc

How We Do It In The Midwest
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of informal ion guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 6. If that c

Chris - Very Sad
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly brok

Not Too Bright!
Last night I got very upset because I thought I lost someone special and so I decided to get drunk. I drank two 8 oz glasses of vanilla vodka and hazelnut liquor. Not a good idea! Then I talked to the person I was afraid I lost another bad idea because I don't remeber parts of what was said. I finished the evening throwing up in my friends bathroom floor. Now my tummy and head are killing me and I'm slightly confussed about things still. Last night really didn't help!!!

This Is A Hoax, Thanks To A Friend Sending Me The Info (nasa Fan)
CLICK ON THIS LINK, WILL SHOW U ITS A HOAX. http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/stallings.asp MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WARNING!! PLEASE READ! Body: State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then Send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is Nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention To. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do Not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may Be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of 3 women (so far) contacted Through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping And beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on Your buddy list and ask them to repost this too.

Fubar Marriages? What?!
This site seriously cracks me up at times. Its like MySpace on acid or something. There are many features I enjoy and many I cannot stand. Though I suppose thats the same with any site. What makes this site so .. uhm... interesting is the people. Now on that note, can someone please explain to me what this ct marriage .. fubar marriage .. stuff is all about??! I've seen a ton of you with it in your name and I can't for the life of me figure it out. Does it signify a real relationship formed through the website? Like you're actually a dating couple online that have never met or something? Someone explain it to me, because I just dont comprehend the millions of things people put on their names here. We'll get to the other 999,999 adds once I comprehend this marriage thing.

Why Oh Why
Okay this is a bit of a rant, why do people who cannot speak english very well bother with english speaking networking sites? I mean to say I just had a few frustrating lines in the shout box, I did try and explain anyway got sick of trying to so blocked him, jeez what is it with some people Fierce man: my baby hotmail or yahoo give muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ->DoH: i dont have either Fierce man: give msn baby Fierce man: yes ->DoH: i dont have msn Fierce man: yes give ->DoH: i do not have msn Fierce man: yahoo ->DoH: i have already told you twice i dont have msn or yahoo ffs Fierce man: sory Fierce man: What was your *Yahoo ->DoH: will u fuck off, i told u i dont have msn or yahoo three times now are you fucking stupid

Trust
Im not sure if I should be posting this here or not but I am anyways. Trust with people isn't an easy thing to come by. I don't trust people very easily. It takes time for me to trust people. So why is it that every time I tell someone that it takes time for me to trust people they get upset with me? Maybe I am cold-hearted after all...hell i dont know. Im starting to think that maybe if i didnt have feelings then they wouldnt be able to get me into trouble. Or better yet maybe if i just stayed by myself for the rest of my life then i wouldnt have to worry about people being upset with me......

Nsfw
Hmmm...I got tagged NSFW today...One of my pics....the one in the shirt that I got for mothersday 06....maybe it was what the shirt said....I dont know...One things about it...atleast with the Bar tab...if your online...you can watch and see who maybe reported you.....Which is a good thing...I wouldnt want to lose my account over a stupid pic.....My problem is.....Ive see soooooooooo much worse on here for default pics for people....Guess Ill have to make a NSFW album....Im glad that I deleted the pic though....Now Im on the look out for people who have NSFW pics....lol....SOOOOOO...other than that...Good day so far.....*DIX*

This Weeks Winner
Ok I know I haven't done this in like forever, but I just haven't had the time. It sure as hell isn't because I ran out of stupid people. I went to McDonalds yesterday before I went to work. Not my idea of good food, but I was in a hurry. I waited in line behind these two people who were staring at the menu for what seemed like 20 minutes! I'm thinking, "THEY'VE HAD THE SAME FUCKING MENU FOR 500 YEARS! YOU MORONS!" Yet they are not my dumbasses. I finally get to the counter and place my order with the 40 year old man working the register, and he stands there staring at the register blankly. As if he'd never seen one before. I ordered a Big Mac combo meal. Nothing too complicated. Everthing on it. He didn't have to "hold" anything. But yet he was puzzled. I asked him if it was his first day? I just assumed he was new, 'cause you learn about Bg Macs in like the first few seconds of employment. He says to me "no. I've been here for about a year." That just floored me! A YEAR?

The Lost Of A Loved Friend
why is it that all the ppl that are so dear to me and my friend just have to go... they are here one day and then gone the next.... i knew this great guy he was funnny happy sweet every thing u could ask for in a freind ..... never a dule moment around him he had always been there to hear me when i need someone to talk to and i feel so bad becouse i wasnt there for him when he got on his motocycle and drove away we never knew that that nite would be the last time we seen him smile laugh or even give us a hugg hello or goodbye.. i will be missin my drinken buddy my laughing partner my best friend kenny Foreman those of us that hung out with him knew him well and love him and always will we will be missin u but still loveing you all the same kenny... thanks for viewing ~ Edith~

Thursday Links: Les Stroud From Shark Week, Lazlow, Larry The Cable Guy, Joel Mchale, New O&a Videos, New Photos, Traveling Virus In Detroit, New Vide
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Thursday, everybuddy...we have a busy, busy, busy show in store for you today, so buckle up and prepare for hilarity...or something that closely resembles hilarity. Today on the POgram, Les Stroud from Shark Week is stopping by to chat with the boys. We'll also hear from Larry The Cable Guy, who is playing Jones Beach tonight!. Our pal LAZLOW is also stopping by to talk about some techy-stuff. We'll also check in with our buddy Joel McHale from The Soup. Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) We have some brand new photos from the O&A Show online: Bret Michaels Visits the Opie and Anthony Show Sexbagel tests out the new stripper pole

I Guess It Perpetual
I guess it perpetual I suppose you can say I've always been a strong willed person. When a bridge is burned with me... it is very slowly repaired or not at all. I don't understand myself when it comes to this one guy. Just this one. He's got me fucked up in the head. Most people can't hurt me the way he does. I try to forget him, but just can't. Last night I nearly stratched a hole into my skin in agony. I begged God to let me get over this guy. This worthless guy keeps fucking me over, and he knows I'll be back for more. I've always been in control of any sort of relationship. (I wear the pants? No...) But the second I met this punk I have been a complete nut for him. He doesn't have a clue. And no, the day I tell him wont be soon either. I can't hate myself more than I do right now for being such an idiot and loving this guys who will probably... scratch that.... who I know will NEVER love me back.

What Group R U ?
You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher80% Goth60% Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev50% Skater30% Emo30% Prepy20% Trendy15% What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

The Bus Stop
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, a

My Inner Power
You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy, You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy100% You have the Gift of Discernment100% You sadly do not recognize your gift yet75% You have the Gift of Wisdom75% You have the Gift of a Seer63% You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision25% What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com

Longing
Special are the days when I think of you Special are the nights when you're in my dreams Oh the pain...the longing To be touched by you...Kissed by you I wake up from a dream To reach out but you're not there It wasn't at all what it seemed I only long to have you here to see you...feel you...TASTE you I want you to be with me...inside of me To give you all the love you're due To show you what true lovers can really be You're already in my heart...in my soul it took you to make me completely whole.

Strange But True...
Hello there and good morning. Wow leave out an “O” here or there and it changes the first sentence immensely. One of the three tarts who can’t handle fame is in the spot-light again Ms Lohan Oh well. I am sure glad the vixens back in my day were not that goofy and couldn’t handle their fame. It seems she (Lohan) has her own set of cops following her…not really but I am sure if you followed her around and were to be an officer you might have an arrest with-in your grasp. Here is one for you that goes along the lines of my god man just let it go… LARGO, Fla. - A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said. Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along. Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, and then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according

Family Reunion
I cannot wait until this weekend, my family is all getting together in Vermont. I really look forward to seeing my nephews. They have been concerned about me, especially Matt. I have had to endure much grief latley and they wish to support me in my time of need. My family, from my son to my sisters and brother and all their kids have been wonderful.

Mental Feng Shui
Mental Feng Shui This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Touts: You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person

Yesterday
I know this is a bar site.But,sometimes when you are at the bar and you have to many to drink.You either cry over your beer,get into a fight,or set off in a dark corner and literally drown in your sorrow.Well here it is 5:15 in the morning,and I not a drinking woman and I am drunk,tired,and setting in a dark corner.And I dont want to be.I love to live and laugh,and enjoy life to the fullest.God gave me that oppurtunity to really live my life,2 months ago.But,made sure I would get to 6 years ago when I battle cancer.And I dont want a poor poor pitiful me.I just faught so long and hard for my life in ever expect of the way.And onward I go still beating down the path with a smile upon my heart,but right now at this moment I am looking in the middle of the road and asking myself where do I go from here.I guess that is between me and God.I just hope within my journey,life is good,and friends are many. God's Be. Love The Kat

Pervs On Fubar
Why is goodness name would you come on these websites and have a default picture of your private part..or someone elses..or your kid. This is a social network site. We are here to have fun and make adult friends. This is not AFF or SLS or none of them where your supposed to have those nudie pics. And leave the kids out of it! I understand your a proud parent but we are in a virtual BAR. Do you actually bring your kid to a bar? If you want to show off your kids then join Cafe Mom. Put on your parent hat and pretty up that page with pics of your children and meet other parents. When your done being a parent come back here put in your party hat, hang out a while and meet party friends. I came here thinking we had mature people here. Guess I'm wrong. Society will never change even in the virtual world. I'm going to have a damn virtual beer. Where's that keg? Oh and Fubar bouncers. I marked this NSFW because everything we seem to do isn't safe for work..but why are we on this si

30 Things A Southern Boy Won't Say
THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit & grapes instead of biscuits & gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a dam who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes bette

Lakota Prayer
"O' Great Spirit, Whose voice I hear in the winds, And whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me! I am small and weak, I need your strength and wisdom. Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset. Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice. Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people. Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock. I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest ememy: Myself. Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes. So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame." -Anonymous Lakota prayer

For You....
I was on the Internet one night. And came across someone so nice. We introduced ourselves and talked about certain things. But never did I know that this could be. How could it be that you're so far but yet near. When constantly, I'm wishing you were here. Why is it that the treasures you long for most, Are always so far, but never too close? I thank God for sending you my way. And to see you soon is what I pray. Everthing I do, I can't do without thinking of you. All I can do is hope my wish come true. I can't figure out what to do. All I seem to think about is you. Before I go to bed and when I wake up too. That's how I know these feelings are true. Sometimes I'm scared to open up to you. Wondering if this is really true. It's funny how one night we're online. Then the next, you whisper in my ear "Goodnight".

Robin William Plan
YA, GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ THIS!The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the f

Just Thinking..
I've been trying to be a "good girl" in the sense of not sleeping with anyone unless I'm dating them. But fuck...I'm horny..and i am not interested in anyone that lives near me. What am i too do? Go fuck some random guy.. or just suffer with /deal with masturbating?. I love cock,I miss cock... But I'm not a whore,so I'm screwed right...(and apparently not literately).lol

Iraq Aftermath
It's been a pretty rough night tonight. My son has a friend in town that has been stationed in Germany, but is deploying to Iraq in a few days. It seems to have pushed him over the edge. He came home drunk tonight and tore the house apart. He tore shelves off of the wall, put holes in the wall, broke the porcelain on the toilet, threatend to kill me, etc... Yes, my son suffers from post tramatic stress syndrome. He is not the same small town boy that went to Iraq a couple of years ago. I almost had to call the police tonight to help me get him under control. Fortunately, my neighbor is also an Iraq war veteran from the Gulf war and I went and woke him up. He came over and talked my son down until his best friend could arrive from the next town over. His best friend is here now and is removing all of the weapons from the house. I even have to lock my gun up now. From what I am to understand, he is potentially suicidal. I am sure that part of it is due to the alcohol, but ev

Food For Thought Exchanged.
Ah dear kindred spirit I hold thee with great regard Eager to be fed Food for the mind Insatiable as it may appear. Exchanged through time The ideas of which were never new Although we could hope for New hosts to take up the missing pieces Then put them back together The more time passes by. Pleasant times lie yet ahead As all is expressed Through tongue or ink Take your pick. Stop not by any means Nor on my account Until our minds hunger no more. As of now Let us keep this Prolonged process going Until our hearts are truly content.

Dating A Prostitute
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

Friendship's Entitlement
Friendship long wasted Thrown into the fire Lest, the occasional memory rolls through. Silence, received on both ends Improvement still has yet To see daylight. One entity cannot face the other What was once yesterday's Happy and fond memories Is today's new awkward silence Waiting to be tucked away By a single word Dispersed from glued lips Held back by the dignity Of those behind it. Stone, cold sorrow Makes every new breath Even harder to push Through to the present. Once a friend Now a stranger All remains lost forever Until the pain is set aside Then admitted to the true nature of events.

Answers Needed
Answer me this As citizens of the United States of America, there are approximately 300 million of us, we deserve to know what is going on in our neighborhoods, how much its going to cost in tax dollars, who is to blame for it, what was the consequence. Republican, Democrat, or Independent, we don’t care what political party you support, just that you take responsibility for your actions and decisions that hurt the citizens of this country, you expect us to be responsible, why are you excluded from that responsibility? We deserve to know what our hard earned tax money is going to pay for, that most likely will not benefit the people. No where else in the world can the politicians get a fifty thousand dollar pay raise just so the little people of this country can get a seventy cent increase in minimum wage. Why do we send our people to a country destined to destroy itself and take us along with it at the cost of over twenty-one billion of our tax dollars? (That’s twenty-one bi

Wanna Know How Sexy You Are?
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten We can party----any liquid refreshment Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

Not Even Close
Ever get that feeling you aren't where you are supposed to be? Right now I feel about a million miles from where I should be. And I am such a nerd that I looked up how far away the moon is from the earth. Turns out its only 382,000 or so miles. So a Million Miles would put you out just past the moon. but I haven't felt at home in over a month. No one knows why, I kinda do But you don't care. Still need that job I was blogging about a minute ago. Also If any one knew a good job Company to apply for online. I speak English, and have a degree in General studies. I am a prety good typer. Blah Blah Blah I don't wanna wake up like I did today ever again. I want everything to be different. And I don't even mind having to work for it, if some one would just tell me where to go, and what to do when I get there.

Horoscope For July 26, 2007
Current Influence of the Inner Planets You can successfully relate to others once you see the light and make a new balance between your conscious will and your deepest feelings for home and family.... Positive deeds bring you the benefits and advantages that you desire.... Take three deep breaths and think deep thoughts. Find a new focus. You are the star. Communicate.... You can support and encourage the arts. Current Influence of the Outer Planets Work to become simultaneously open-minded and focused.... Develop your ability to process technical data. Make an effort to think. Dare to become more intense, novel, complex, original and brilliant.... Consider abstract subjects. Make a dream come true.... Rather than plunging into a bottomless pit, keep your eye on self-transformation.

Poem Something To Think About And Be Greatful Enjoy Cheers...........
Jul 26, 2007 3:52 AM Subject: VERY CUTE POEM SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT,DONT WORRY BE HAPPY. Body: Re:Something To Think About.. 07-26-2007 Body: Think about this A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, " Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow an

All Pinups And Wannabes, Read This....
So you took *PS Pinup Girl* from your username? Well guess what? You got deleted from the pic gallery. Out of 53 girls I had, I have 31 left who remained faithful out of the bunch. Thank you ladies.... To the rest of the females on FUBAR who would like to become a PINUP, here's the deal: 1) Name must change to include *FUBAR Plus Pinup* NO EXCEPTIONS (You can't do this, you don't become a pinup.) 2) You must have a full body photo...Lingerie and sexiness is encouraged...We're pinups, not office workers. 3) CARRY the TITLE and BE PROUD OF IT. Yes, it's true, I was gone for awhile, but I'd never just "lose interest" in my girls...Thanks for believing in me those of you who did stay. 4) From now on, I WILL HANDPICK THE GIRLS. NO MORE NOMINATIONS. WITH **ONE** EXCEPTION: YOU MUST BE SERIOUS ABOUT BEING A PLUS SIZE PINUP. THIS IS N-O-T A CONTEST...THIS IS A PINUP GIRLS SITE. THERE WILL BE CONTESTS, BUT BEING A PINUP GIRL IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 5)If chosen, the PINUP GIRLS sit

Completely Wrong
Yeah I wasn't really paying attention and you know that Amber Alert thing on the main page, well the missing girl in the picture was kinda cute and I went to Click on it to look at her profile. :( And No one cares, no one on here ever actually takls to me or responds to waht I post. so :P move along. My brain is completely fried. I need a job and an apartment if any one in the Murfreesboro area is looking for a room mate, I know how to cook. But more Importantly is the job, I can pass a drug test and everything.

Just Wondering
I am sitting here looking thru all my new "friends" and something has occured to me. all of the NSFW pic folders there are. now dont get me wrong i love looking at sexy women just as much as the next hetro guy. but to tell you the truth this is the internet and i can find that anywhere...i dont think less of anyone who post those pics infact i probably have more respect for those who have the guts to do it. the thing i was wondering is...how do you get to know someone after you've seen them naked...i mean whats a good opening line...."nice tits...so what are your hobbies?"...and how do you stand out from everyone else???

Gotta Love Shoutbox....
naughty_ashley: honey do u love to masturbate your dick while i'm fingering my hot wet juice pussy join me in my room you will find out what i mean wanna play.without any charge on ur card.add me ashley.4_hire@hotmail.com ->Me: ashley 4 hire? you must have a contract killing business on the side. yeah sure go ahead and masturbate then *snap* there goes my neck! i'm not falling for your ruse maam.... ->Me: who was your last client? Michael Hutchence?! ( no reply )

Eh
So things haven't exactly worked out like I had planned. Got enrolled back in school. Yay me. Doing online classes through University of Phoenix. Since I can't exactly make it to a physical classroom right now. Still don't know what in the hell is going on with my back. The nerve conduction study didn't go so well. They couldn't do part of the test due to me being allergic to adhesive. They weren't able to attach the electrodes needed. They only done the part where they stuck a needle repeatedly into my leg. It fucking hurt. Only let them do the right leg. There was no way I would have been able to handle having both legs stabbed. He was vicious. I thought they would be sticking the needle in my lower back but I was wrong. I won't know the results from that until the 8th. I think anyways. The appointment with pain management didn't go so well the other day. The topical gel they gave me isn't working. My doctor is now wanting to send me to a neurologist and do a spinal tap. Its just not