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The Final Two!
It's come down to this: Jordin vs. Blake. Beauty and the Beatboxer, or some such. The winning Idol's song, This Is My Now, was written by a Seattle duo, a pastor and a contemporary Christian artist. Both contestants will perform it tonight and chances are I'll go to hell for what I'm gonna say about it. A commercial break before we even get started? Talk about padding. Aw, Blake's such a gentleman, winning the coin toss but asking Jordin if she wants to go first. She wisely declines. He goes first. (Better to go last and make the final impression). Anyhow, Blake reprises Bon Jovi's You Give Love a Band Name. There is no excuse to repeat songs from just a couple weeks ago. The whole sense of discovery is shot. This is a bad thing Idol does on finale shows. And given that the judges seem clueless about contemporary music, they think this beatboxing nonsense is "original" and "different." Sorry, nothing unique about it. Paula has such a crush on Blake it's embarrassing. Simon's eas

Thriller(??) With Filler...
Told you so....Jordin wins!! But,in reality, don't they all win??? I actually think Blake looked relieved that he didn't win.......STAY TUNED FOR MORE after I come out of my depression..... One of THE FANTASTIC FOUR in the audience (Michael Chiklis)!!!! At the Kodak!! By the way, that's the official theatre for THE OSCARS...It's quite an impressive venue & definitely adds impact to the proceedings. I love the Oscars & AI, so you can only imagine what place I was in. Last year's finale was so exciting,that I think everyone was expecting a show of that caliber. But this year's did not match up. However, on its own I thought that it was tres entertaining. But you could probably put anything on at this point & I'd be enthralled. Even Bette was almost entertaining. No, not quite....was that Kathy Grifffin hijacking Ms. Midler's corpus delicti. What exactly was that? Can you believe we have watched 49+ hours of this behemoth? And it all comes down to this bloated final results show? Didn

No Where 2 Hide
no where 2 hide always in side tears running down my eye as the bulets fly bye we will all die after we get high no one will lie lie awake in side with all the hurt and pain is there anything we can gain from all this bull crap all i hear is a loud tap threw these hollow halls i sit in the stalls covered in my own blood like stuff i just had enough i have no where to hide from this hell i call a life i might need that knife to end this nightmare called a reality

Suck A Dick - I'm A Donor...
SUCK A DICK Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after sucking a Dick. This is because Dick juice contains a protein that the body converts into serotonin which is known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills -- suck a Dick. The semen regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: Dick semen can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. Blood Pressure: Dick semen is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So Much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has approved whereas physicians can make official claims for the Dick juice's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by sucking at least ten

Endless Dance
Years have come and passed Around each other, we danced Plenty of chances were missed, After each new time we kissed. There was always an invisible line Hesitation was both yours and mine Our chemistry never died While our feelings to each other we'd hide From the beginning your eyes drew me in Your heart was the only thing I could never win So many times I've wanted you to care But ultimately you couldn't be there Someone new always came along It was the same old song A broken record stuck on a track Here I was again having to pull back Even now, we're both free But I doubt you will see That I'm what you really need Your ego I no longer want to feed I don't want to be your safety net Its time you realize I'm a priceless asset

I Promise....
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life

What Anicent Language Are You
My score on The Which Ancient Language Are You Test: Older Futhark (You scored) Language of the Norse, Older Futhark! Thirty symbols, all told. And no hardier, more warrior-like tongue has ever graced the longships of the Viki or left the Celts and Saxons in such quivering fear. There's only one drawback, that being you died 800 years ago. Link: The Which Ancient Language Are You Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)

Your The.....
your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , your the STAR to my BURST, your the M to my M, your the POP to my TART, your the MILKY to my WAY, your the FRUIT to my LOOP, your the MILK to my DUDS, your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, your the ICE to my CREAM, your the GHETTO to my BOOTY, but mostly. You're the BEST to my FRIEND

I Am
I am the girl of your dreams I wonder if I will make it to college I hear my friends calling my name at night in pain I see my friends & family get hurt all the time I want to see you succeed I am the girl of you dreams I pretend that every things alright when they aren't I feel sad when my family fights I tough the hearts of others just being around them I worry about my all of my brothers & sisters I cry when my family gets hurt or dies I am the girl of your dreams I understand that I'm not perfect, no one is I say the stupidest things just to cheer people up I dream about more peace & less fighting in this world of ours I try to be nice so no one can call me mean I hope my family would be safe & healthy I am the girl of your dreams

The Friends Poem
I got your back You got mine, I'll help you out Anytime! To see you hurt To see you cry Makes me weep And wanna die And if you agree To never fight It wouldn't matter Whos wrong or right If a broken heart Needs a mend I'll be right there Till the end If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears Don't worry Let go of your fears Hand in hand Love is sent, We'll be friends Till the end!

Promise Yourself.........
Promise yourself that you'll always remember what a special person you are. Promise yourself that you'll hold on to your hopes and reach out for your stars. Promise yourself that you'll live with happiness over the years and over the miles. Promise yourself that you'll "remember when..." and you'll always "look forward to..." Promise yourself that you'll do the things you have always wanted to do. Promise yourself that you'll cherish your dreams as treasures you have kept. Promise yourself that you'll enjoy life day by day and step by step. Promise yourself a life of love and joy and all your dreams come true. ~ alyssa of the sunshine state

What A Kiss Means
WAT A KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. _________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. _________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Choosing A Wife
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she

No More
I am hurt, I feel like dirt, Thinks to him Now I can't trust, There's lust. I am crying, Just dying, Lying here on the floor bleeding. The truth I'm seeing, Being, No more singing. My heart is tired of it minding. No more for you will it be bending. Give me a break, Just take a moment and see what you did. Don't fib On what you did. You have a kid. Now see what you did. you will have ot just no more no more pain dont hit me with that cain your just insain

Theres Always A Brighter Side
I cant really say much. Theres not much to say, really. Except one thing. Just one. Its like no matter what I do just a THOUGHT makes me smile. Now, this is where I do my normal routine of pushing limits. I know I have said things about certain people that I have left behind me. Stuff about love. Stuff about the rest of our lives. Stuff about joy and happiness. I guess things are like a computer. You need to input the right password to make something you want to see appear. Ok, so Ive said what I said, yet I never got what I was hoping for. At least, with the people in the past. You know what, though, everyone? I dont care. Ive had my closure. I can say that that was the easy part, too. Leaving them be so they can manage and go do their own thing somewhere else with someone else. Shyt, i dont care. Robert Frost said it best, "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." The people I decided to leave behind for whatever reason, or people that deci

What A Girl Really Means
When I run away from you, follow me. When I pout my lips, kiss me. When I kick, hug me tight. When I call you crazy, I'm crazy about you. When I am silent, I'm thinking of how to say I love you. When I ignore you, I want all of your attention. When I pull away, grab me by the waist & tell me you'll never let me go. When you see me in my sweats, tell me I'm beautiful. When I scream at you, whisper "I love you" in my ear. When you see me walking, sneak up behind me & rest my head on your shoulder. If I don't call you, I'm waiting by the phone for your call. When I'm scared, hold me by the waist. When I look like something's the matter, kiss me & say everything will be alright. While I hold your hands, play with my fingers. This is what a girl really means!

Some People Says, Our Place Is A Sin City.
I am living in Angeles City, Philippines. People called this place a SIN CITY. Because of the PROSTITUTION is very legal. The GOVERNMENT allow some foreign to rose up over 100 GO GO BARS, and there were over 5,000 GIRLS working as a prostitute. Some of them are posted in the internet to invite foreigner to come and visit, and could spend bunch of dollars as exchanged for the fun they’ve got and at the same time from the girls whom gave them fun. But eventually, out of this negative instinct of this City, there were more GOOD People whom making this SUCCESSFUL. There were still lots of DESCENT PEOPLE doing their best for IMPROVEMENT. . An educated people whom very hospitable and caring to visitors. If you can see our place, you can find the CLARK AIRBASE, which well reconstructed. Some BIG MALLS where you can hang out. This nice places just got build a year ago.

~my Lover~(for My Dearest Love You Know Who You Are)
~My Lover~ I need you so badly I want to taste your lips against mine Hold me in your protective arms Hear you say you love me with your tender voice I love you for being in my life I am greatful that you accept me for who I am I can't wait to be with you once again You do anything to save me from danger My faith in you will always be strong Your heart is mine,I want you to know I am always here My admirer is you You will always be known to me as my "Iceman" I love the nicknames you call me shows that your love for me is strong Grab my hand take me away with your love every day and night Whisper in my ear that you love me Say my name when we make love cause I always will Baby you have me for sure You are always my lover

The Pick-up
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?" ************************************************ Yikes! About 86% of the people we sent to Washington DC are of this same breed. Grey

To Honor Fallen Canadian Troops 'red Fridays'
Red Fridays Foundation of Canada is organizing a very special event. Our special event is called 'Repatriation Memorial Drive and Rally'. This event is for the honour of our fallen soldiers and a tribute to their families and all supporters of our Canadian Troops. This special drive is the same trip that a fallen soldier travels when he or she is repatriated to Canada. Our plans are to organize a drive from Trenton Ontario to Toronto ON ending with a special ceremony and rally. The trip will begin near the Trenton Canadian Forces Base. Cars, Motorcycles, busses etc are all invited. Special participants will be selected with a red vehicle to have a Canadian Flag attached to the window to lead the procession. There will be 66 cars with the flags to represent each fallen soldier. 1000s of other cars will join the procession from Trenton all bearing a Red Friday support the Troop Car Flag or sticker. People from the area and from around the country will be invited to watch from th

I Just Got Home From This Rocking Concert
i haven't had that much fun at a concert in years. lifehouse started the show but put on a great show, but of course goo goo dolls was the main performer and rocked the house. they also put on a great on core at the end. (performed at Mohegan Sun Casino)

Hey Whats Up
so im new to the fu bar i think this thing prolly kicks the crapola outta myspace though so heres a little somthing im like 24 got a muscle car addiaction own one have big mud truck a really nice 89 f 150 a crappy saturn lol and coming soon a honda cbr 600

7/26/07 12:01 Am
A waking dream the rift unseen The distance left uncrossed A span between the rising tides The pride that’s better lost From spoken words of yesterday The bonds we cast aside Naked in the broken light With nothing left to hide

Why Wont They.......
Fubar has a email to contact them if you have a problem with your acct. but i emailed them days and days ago and they wont respond..... anyone have any idea how long i have to wait to hear from them .. They took my mumm's i want them back! Esp bc what i sent out was clean and had no attachments or pics that cud have been considered imapproriate and now i can not use them!? Any idea's?

It's Raining In My Heart!!!!
Paralyzed. Nothing's getting through to me. Hypnotized from all my surroundings. I wanna be something I could never be. I wanna say things that I could never say. Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. Dragged down. Rubbing my face in the ground. No time for the undecided. I wanna know why I've always felt alone, And I wanna love. Why am I untouchable? Yeah, I'm gonna do it again! Sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life. I never wanted to be sick of my life. I'm tired of everything in my life

To Much Time To Think
I have had alot of time to think about the recent events in my life. I have realized that I made alot of bad decissions in my past. None in which were illegal or harmful to others. But things in which I could have done better had I had taken the time to evaluate the situation. Right now my life is so complex. But thanks to someone closest to me, I have managed to deal with the situations at hand or for the most part. There are still some things I am gonna need to take time to think about in depth some more before I make any more decissions on the matter. Have you ever felt you had all you ever wanted and all you ever needed but at the same time felt so terribly alone. Not knowing what step to take next? You see my ex tought me that no matter how much you love someone it is never enough. They will never see exactly what you feel. Trying to explain it always blows up in your face, Trying to show them always makes it worse, If you write it, will they read it? Not normally it gets thrown a

Its Raining In My Hheart!!!!!! :(
oh man, I'm tired and lonely Again, why must it be I am drowning slowly And he can't keep above, gone way too deep Open skies are falling, tears are coming down Like a drop of rain falls to the ocean and comes back around One rainy day Oh so many times I should have crawled when I went running by And since then I've been left feeling traumatized Raped and drained of an innocence A gift we've lost over time And still I gaze through this one rainy day Alone with no one by my side Open skies are falling, tears are coming down Like a drop of rain falls to the ocean and comes back around I swear I've given, I've given you all I can Never will you ever make me feel this way again no On this one rainy day Open skies are falling, tears are coming down Like a drop of rain falls to the the ocean and comes back around One rainy day It's been just one rainy day

Make Me Beleive!!!!
Throw away my dreams This fight for my life isn't getting behind me And I've been told to scream Where no one can hear me, it doesn't mean nothing So make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down in flames I know this can't be right There's got to be something more that I can live for And I can only hide Inside of this sickness for so long again So make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down Make me believe Just take me away from temptation that's calling me And I'm afraid I'm breaking my own vows knowing I'll go down in flames Running in circles Confusion is calling my name Hiding inside of this poisoning madness again I'm tired, I'm broken I'm walking along with the dead Will I ever feel like I once did? So make me... Make me believe Just take me away from this hell I've created And I'm

Learn About Me...
I do have bad intentions from every word I say. I'm not to be played with. Every move you make sets a trigger in my mind to help me understand you. I have standards for friends. I'll except you once you prove to me you can be trusted and no longer feel the pain of insecurity... so let the razor cut the soft spot on your heel. This is not enough to feed the hungry Don't blow my sunshine... I want the effing HARSH truth, not some pretty lie. And if you're going to message me saying some bull I don't particuarly care about, you're going to receive a few choice words from me. And eventually be blocked. You're a waste of space on Gods green earth if you're going to judge me from this. I say, grow a brain big enough to comperhend me. Use this context to figure what's going on with my mind... Try to surprise me. Don't try to bring me down. I'll just label you as a loser with nothing better to do than take someone down with you. I don't believe it's lonely at the top. It's lonely at the bo

Right Here Waiting....
I know I've been mistaken, but just give me a break and see the changes that I've made. I've got some imperfections, But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending, it's as much as I can take. And you're so independent, you just refuse to bend So I keep bending 'till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment, I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you just forgive me? I don't

Ten Years Ago On 7/261997 To Now.
On July 26, 1997 a couple was married and never expected to see the day they would celebrate ten years of marriage. Despite all of that they have overcome a lot in ten years, which is not what was to be expected. I never thought I would be married to the same man for ten years, much less stay married for more than five. I never could imagine my life being married for a long time and here I am ten years later, and I am still married to the same guy. What a big feat I think it is. It's bad when you don't believe in what you can do in your life and you simply just go for second best in life. If you have someone that can make you melt just by looking at you, the best advice is realize that he still might be able to surprise you in ways you would never imagine. Yes we have had arguments that were very heated which ended up with me in tears and him slamming doors, but we learned in the beginning to never stay in the same reoom with each other after an argument. Yes, this week, we have h

It's Been A While!!!!
And it's been a while Since I could hold my head up high And it's been a while since I first saw you And it's been a while since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been a while since I could call you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've stretched myself beyond my means It's been awhile Since I can say that I wasn't addicted And it's been a while since I can say I love myself as well and And it's been a while since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been a while but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again Why must I feel this way? Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And it's been a while Since I could look at myself straight And it's been a while since I said I'm sorry And it's been a

Dream Coding
pale words hang in sterile air once charged with fiery hope faint fading pulses 'neath translucent skin - grey blue on glass bone life whisper rasps through parched lips to caress my mind still achingly beautiful still rapt by feathery wings of light the dream floats free bathed in the flatline glow eerie embers of optimism expire with one last gasp one last tear one lasting scar

Ladies Ladies,,,,do You Get What It Takes?????????
WHO IS THE FUTURE FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS?????????? OK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS!!!! WILDCAT IS HOSTING A CONTEST TO FIND OUT. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT FUBAR PRINCE OR PRINCESS CONTEST CONTEST WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY AUGUST 17TH & WILL END ON AUGAST 27 AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER:1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER:1 WEEK BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE WINNER:3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER:1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! Points System: Photo Rates= 10 points per rate. Photo Comme

Ladies Ladies,,,,do You Get What It Takes?????????
Alright ladies, it's time to see if you have what it takes to claim the title of FUBARs' Top Pimpette! Unique Dream is holding a contest to decide just which of you ladies is The Lady! It is simple. Rules: Must have a salute photo. Pic cannot be NSFW! No drama of any kind! Comment bombing and self bimbing allowed. No down rating. Points System: Photo Rates= 10 points per rate. Photo Comment= 1 point per comment *At end of contest the winners are decided after total points are added.* Prizes: 1st Place: 7day Blast or 1month VIF 2dn Place: 3day Blast 3rd Place: $20,000 shopping spree. (in gift shop) *Contest will run exactly one week (7days) from the time it opens. I will open the contest as soon as i have enough Ladies to join.* -If u wish to join please send the link to your pic you wish to enter to me via Fmail- For any questions please contact: ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP Pimp Juice Ringtone - Nelly Music Video CodesFlash Games

Oh For Fuck's Sake...
I am sooo completely sexually frustrated these past few weeks... I have not be satisfied in sooo long I just might have forgotten what it feels like to have a screaming orgasm... The last time a man managed to get me off with sex was almost 18 months ago.... And there is NO going back to him... Before him... the last sex based orgasm was 3 years before I met him.... And there's no going back to him either... Completely different reasons... The last time I had an orgasm from someone else... Was being played with while I was driving... Several months ago... Before that was with the same guy... and his talented mouth... And a big part of that was simply he knew what works and kept at it and called me "baby" while doing it till I came... He's stubborn like that... but I love that about him... I care for him... I just don't love him... and he deserves love. I hate having to use B.O.B. I hate that it's just batteries and plastic.... It is long and tedious to get

To Sleep
What I want from him is strands brushed away from my tangled forehead and the sweet whisper “sleep.” I want to rest assured armor has been taken up and I will have no worries; tomorrow will come gently. Fluid muscles stretch as I blink in the bright. Warm sheets caress night kissed skin. I’ve awoke to the knowledge that this is what I need; a knight in shining armor who whispers to me “sleep.”

K-5 Well An Overview Anyway
ok... so elementary school, kindergarten, i remember being always closer to the females.... (call me gay.. well fuck you i was pimpin young ... so there) we played such kid games for our era... at that time was Disney;s 101 Dalmatians... hahhah i was always ummm Pongo yeah ya know the FATHER OF ALL 101 AND KIDS...(who's pimpin now LMAO) till the day i ran into a steel fucking garter.. and knocked out both my front teeth, granted they were loose and ready to come out, but shit 2 at once???? i felt like i couldnt talk .. yeah it was like TTally TTellls TTheTTellhts by TThe TTheThore... hhahahah for you dumb asses that translates to Sally Sells Seashells by the seashore... *shakes head.. idiots) i was that kid with the damn leather bomber jacket.. ya know with the patches and the zippers.. shit i thought i was bad ass.. i never was the fucker who thought girls had cooties... hahah a i had the cootie shot when i was born, or so i thought. i used to beat up all the little boys in kider

Well Known Poem...
DEATH OF AN INNOCENT ******************** I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving outof sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and mos

My Personality
Personality: I want a guy who's not afraid to be himself, I'm not here to crack open any shells. I love when a guy can make me feel like a girl. So, I like when he's not clean and doesn't know a damn thing about shopping. It's cute to me. I like to shop for them

Will You Run Away With Me!!??
Let's run away Name a place Where the air tastes like rain And the sun shines like Sunday morning You bring your laugh and I'll bring my sense of humor And we can the waste days One week after another Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Don't need a book Don't need anything but The art of conversation and the lovely gift of sleep We won't leave till sand's in everything and Hearts are full of breeze And we've caught up on our daydreeming Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me When the night comes We can stay in bed And what's left to talk about Is better left unsaid Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn the music up and fall in love with me Turn it up turn it up I'm falling Turn th

Only 31 Girls Remained Faithful And Kept Their Name In My Absence...here's The List:
IrishEyes Tornado BlueEyes BettieBarlow Demisis SultryFirefox Lillyth Chaz LadiiWicked(e-mail me) DarkVixen(e-mail me) FireRose(e-mail me) Joy CinnamonGirl Ronda Wimsey SweetMissKate SavannahJo PoisonGirl(e-mail me) VoluptousVixen(e-mail me) PussecatPurrs RichsGirl(e-mail me) Sugarbaby(e-mail me) Tat2Angel MzPhattyGirl DarkestFaery MizzThickness PrettyKitty SexySongstress(e-mail me) JennButterfly(e-mail me) Nikkie Nothing(e-mail me) Curvalicious Those are the only girls who kept the title of Plus Size Pinup in their name...Many of the girls e-mailed me asking where I was and how I was doing...Countless welcomed me back. To those of you whose name has (e-mail me) after it, please e-mail me at CurvyPinupGirls@aol.com Thank you so much ladies! Madame Dazzy

My Wishes
If I could have my wishes, If wishes did come true; I would wish for happiness, And a long full life for you. I would wish for laughter, And fill your life with song; Then ask for peace and joy and love, To follow you all day long. Then I would ask for peaceful rest, To visit you at night; And that your every morning, Dawn shimmering and bright. I would ask for nothing, To give back to myself; As long as you are happy, I want for nothing else. For just to see contentment, On your face and know you're fine; Would truly satisfy me, And bring joy to this heart of mine. If I could have my wishes, If wishes did come true; I'd wish for the sun and the moon and the stars, And I'd give them all to you.

I Have A Question For Everyone?
I want to know if you truely love someone should you really let them go without fighting for them without worriering about them without telling them on a daily bases that you love care and worry about them. cause i have let someone i love more then anything go so that she can find her way in life but it is truely tearing me apart i want her happy and not to worry about me but i constantly worry about her ....... could be she is the mother of our twins and my wife but i know she needs time to work things out for herself so any ideals on anything that could help me thru this tryin time or even get me over the lose of her cause i truely don't know if she will ever come back..... what do i do keep my love or just give it away?

26th July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, July 26: Your plate is piled far too high today, and the crap at the top of the pile is obscuring the really important stuff on the bottom. Well, there's nothing to do but grab a fork and start digging out.

26th July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, July 26: Ready, set, communicate! Before you take this to the next level, get a better feel for who they are via a little more discussion. People are very responsive to you right now, and you'll find those responses very telling

If You Are A Friend You Will Read
Ok for those who actually read these things and pay attention. I just wanted to let you all know that I won't be on here as much. I just started working and will be concentrating on that more than anything else. With me just graduating I want to get in all the experience I can absorb..lol I just hope that my friends will understand that I will miss you all and will do my best to keep in touch as much as possible. Well take care and have a good one....

Life Changes....
I have had some changes in my life the last two months and i maybe going thru some more as well. But i may need some advice. I am dating someone which i moved in with for about a month and half. well he couldnt put me on his lease so i moved out. but since i have moved out he doesnt hardly call me and when i get him on the phone he doesnt say anything. used to we would say i love you all the time, now he doesnt say it when i do and he says its cuz he is around friends but the way i feel is that if someone really loves you it doesnt matter where or who they are around. i am going back to school at the first next year. but my boyfriend trys to say everything im interested in i should rethink but i think i should do what makes me happy. do you think i should give him a chance if so let me know. i do love him but their is only so much i can handle.

If I Could Catch A Rainbow
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you, And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain You could call your very own, A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain, Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there

New Drink‎
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains."First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks

If
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Short Quiz
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT difficult. _____________________ 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. _____________________ 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. _____________________ 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attended except one. Which animal did not attend the conference? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Remember, you

Untitled And Unfinished.
Unfinished, untitled. I wish I had my muse back to help me finish this. :| All the things I feel inside when all my hopes and dreams collide into a chaotic, torrential wave thrust so deep, too far to save Washed upon a jagged shore shadows creeping upon my door the cold is seeping so deep within the light is growing ever dim have I lived my life in vain? the darkness drives my mind insane with ominous thoughts, and ominous dreams a life is shattered, torn upon the seams Is it to late to grasp a reed? to drag myself from this fateful deed. from beneath the depths, I cling for breath but why is it, that I am fighting death? A simple smile, a ray of light. will it save me from my plight? a ray of hope, a sliver so small a diminished dream, a strangled call

A Special World
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

Yep This Is The Begining!!!! *this Is My Real Life Dont Start Shit*
Well where the fuck to start... my life... ha.. what a fucking crazy damn story begins and ends i suppose with the use of illicit drugs... alcohol and the abuse of ones body. born as a bastard child to a Mormon father and a 16 yr old skeeze bag drug addict. what a fucking way to start right?? born pre-disposed to all sorts of drug dependencies and medical shit. hey lets fucking have a child born with addiction to SPEED.. what a fucking thought they had. also of course born with rheumatoid arthritis, the classic ADHD, scolisosis.. and hell got a predisposition to diabetes.. which im sure the drinking does not help at all. my life started as a fuckup. .. moved on got adopted at the Ripe age of 3 months.. wow i was an old fucker now wasn’t i... well cheers to me to fall into the hands of a very caring, overbearing, crazy mother, whom i do somehow love dearly for instilling values but hate incessantly for making me so damn vengeful towards the human fucking race and all the control tha

Wesley's Morning Crunch!!!
Tomorrow morning 7 central i will be broadcasting my very first "episode" of my new show Wesley's Morning Crunch. Depending on how well i do it i may keep doing it in the morning or i may change it and do it during the day. Check it out here!!! on my page. leave me email too letting me know what you think. Thank you and be well. Let me give you your morning CRUNCH!!!

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These days of advancement where so many words can be said yet so little in value is spoken and peoples idealisms are of the hollow and shallow of meaninless jibber jabber I see it as a sad thing that us as a people dont see and think of what is important in life such as unity and respect for all and not of what he said she said where has truth and loyalty gone to where friends remain friends and humble actions are rewarded when will we awaken to see how made off we truly are

A Rant
This is going to be a rant.. if you don't want to read beyond this point.. I understand.. More like a question and trying to understand something here.. Look at the pictures below... Every man's fantasy what they deem perfection and what they want What men settle for when they know they can't have the one on top My question is.. How can a man have fantasies about the girl on top.. jack off and all that to.. and they come home to the lady below? I can not understand how a man can do that. I guess what I am trying to get at is.. HOW? How can you want, lust over, desire the girl on top and think about the girl the girl on the bottom at the same time?

Im Burnin Up!!!!
Every time that you're walking by I feel the vibe inside There's something about the way you are that's giving me butterflies Maybe the planets have aligned Maybe it's all in my mind So let me just introduce myself before I get too shy I've seen you in my dreams at night to you I fantasize You caught my eye, you're just so fine You caught my eye, you're just so fine I'm burning Up for you I'm burning Up for you I see diamonds in the sky Touch my hand and I can fly All this is a mystery So come on and dance with me I can't believe it's 4 a.m. Where did the time go I could sit here for days and days just hanging with you alone We got an instant history Some supernatural chemistry Can't you feel it, feel it ,oh But I'm giving you my number now before this goes too far It's getting really hot in here And soon it will be hard to say goodnight The times not right so say goodnight Before I die You make me feel Like fire Is this love or just desire You make me fe

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler McManus -

Help Again
Well finally under 100,000 and need help leveling up so I can add more pics that you love :) Please look thru and rate, fan or comment as much as you like :) And if you think I havent spent enough time on your page let me know :)

Jon Legend - Save Room
Say that you'll stay a little Don't say bye bye tonight Say you'll be mine Just a little of bit of love Is worth a moment of your time Knocking on your door just a little So cold outside tonight Let’s get the fire burning Oh, I know, I keep it burning right If you stay, won't you stay stay Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love save a little Save a little for me Won’t you save a little Save a little for me oh This just might hurt a little Love hurts sometimes when you do it right Don't be afraid of a little bit of pain Pleasure is on the other side Let down your guard just a little I'll keep you safe in these arms of mine Hold on to me pretty baby You will see I can be all you need If you stay, won't you stay stay Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love save a little Save a little for me Won’t you save a little Save a little for me oh Oh come on Make time to

This Is Love
My pillow. Enveloping me in your soft folds of comfort. Eyes closed, your gentle caress soothes my concerns and carries my thoughts to a bed of pure contentment. Completely satisfied, I lay in your sweet embrace, longing to remain indefinitely. This is love.

News For July 26th
Safeword This article is about the use of safewords in BDSM, for their use in contact sports see Safeword (sports). A safeword[1][2][3] is a codeword or series of codewords that are sometimes used in BDSM to mean that a submissive (or 'bottom') is reaching a physical, emotional or moral boundary or for the dominant (or 'top') to stop the sceneplay. Safewords are agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants. Many organized BDSM groups have standard safewords that all members agree to use to avoid confusion at organized play events. Forms of safeword In BDSM, the safeword is generally used so that the 'bottom' can scream "no, stop", etc. as much as he/she wants without really meaning it, and still have a way of indicating a serious desire that the scene stops. Accordingly, a safeword is usually a word that the person would not ordinarily say during sex, such as red light, big tree, scrambled eggs, or aardvark. Commonly the word safeword itself is used as a safeword.

In Another Lifetime!!!!!!
Do you love me oh do you love me I say so Do you need me oh do you need me God I hope I get this feeling deep inside That somewhere somehow you passed me by I can't put my finger on it but The more that I see you the more that I know Everywhere you go is everywhere I've been You finish all my sentences before they begin And I know that look in your eyes It's like I've seen you before about a million times In another life, in another life maybe, in another life you must've been mine You make me feel so You make me feel so Beautiful It doesn't matter No it never matters if we're out or home We can make hours into years Wherever you go you're always here It's like I've known you from before But I'm just so happy you walked through my door I'm breathing you in I'm breathing you out You're all around me No matter what we do I wanna spend my life with you Only you Do you love me oh do you love me Say you love me oh say you love me And I know that look in y

I Think I Am Destined To Be Alone
I don't understand it. I fall hard for women who have, at the most, liked me as a great guy. The one or two times I have found myself where the attraction was mutual, it has always failed for one reason or another. I am not giving up, but it is getting harder and harder to get up the nerve to open my heart. I know I don't open my heart as much as I use to, but 2002 tore so much out of me, I know I will never fully heal. The day is coming sooner than later when I will be torn apart that way again, and if I have no one to lean on, (I'm talking about a significant other), I am very scared what it will do to me. I almost didn't survive 2002 if not for some VERY important family and friends. I am pretty certain the next time it will take someone who will be able to hold me at 3 am when I am staring at a gun, or any of 1000 ways to end it. I know this is bleak, but right now, my future is bleak.

News For July 26th
D/S LIFESTYLE Negotiation By Pierre Everybody knows what "negotiation" means. Almost everybody in BDSM accepts the importance and value of negotiation in a relationship. On our website we spend a great deal of time saying that negotiation is the key to all successful relationships. And yet....... Experience has shown us that different people will have different meanings for words and ideas. The scope of this article is to clearly explain what our values around negotiation are. Some of the concepts will probably look so simple and easy that you may be tempted to just click elsewhere on our site without reading the rest, but please, do not! This is an important concept in BDSM and there are important lessons here! Negotiation: According to the Merriam Webster site: "To negotiate: to arrange for or bring about through conference, discussion, and compromise." In any relationship, before two partners will decide to share time together, a certain negotiation takes place, so both

Keeeeeep Coming Back!!!!
Thursday morning blues always about you I wake up alone in a big room Got myself to blame for all my bad moods And I really wish that I didn't feel this way I want to break the circle but the circle won't break I don't wanna spend another night Trying to figure out why you are always on my mind woah All I know you keep me coming back for more Even when I think I've had enough When I tell you that it's over now we're done, ooh Don't let go, just keep me coming back for more You keep me coming coming coming coming back for more I'm coming coming coming coming back Two weeks and three whole days and I give in I was doing so good but you always win And I really wish sometimes that we would just move on But what would I be doing if you were gone I don't wanna spend another night Trying to figure out why you are always on my mind woah All I know you keep me coming back for more Even when I think I've had enough When I tell you that it's over now we're done, ooh

May I Kiss You..??
May I Kiss You? I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhyth

News For July 26th
And You Can Quote Me On That II Quotations and Truisms By Norische “Should Have” shames a good slave. Regrets are unproductive, even detrimental to an arrangement. Modesty is a false god, held in high regard, yet ultimately useless in a world of functional reality. Success is often viewed as the ultimate goal of a proper slave. However, a failure in which knowledge and understanding is gained is far more valuable than a success, regardless of the magnitude of the success. Within every failure is a success cleverly hidden, yet present nonetheless. One must merely be open enough to understand this fact and revel in its discovery. In order to serve with an open heart and with all your might you must be complete in yourself first. A collar with all its glory fills nothing, a collar does no more than create a space, which only you may fill, and how can you fill this collar if there are missing parts within yourself. There is an incredible balance between owner an

Because I'm Broken!!!!
It seems like yesterday that my world fell from the sky It seems like yesterday I didnt know how hard I could cry It feels like tomorrow I may not get by But I will try I will try wipe the tears from my eyes I'm beautifully broken and I don't mind if you know it I'm beautifully broken and I don't care if I show it Every day is a new day I'm reminded of my past Everytime theres another storm I know that it wont last Every moment I'm filled with hope cause i get another chance But I will try I will try Got nothing left to hide Without the highs and the lows Where will we go? Where will we go? I am beautifully broken, I am beautifully broken I am beautifully broken and I don't care if I show it....

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge
Sometimes I feel Like I dont have a partner Sometimes I feel Like my only friend Is the city I live in The city of angel Lonely as I am Together we cry I drive on her streets cause shes my companion I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am She sees my good deeds And she kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie I dont ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way Its hard to believe That theres nobody out there Its hard to believe That Im all alone At least I have her love The city she loves me Lonely as I am Together we cry I dont ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away

I Love This One!
T'was the night before Christmas, o He lived all alone, o In a one bedroom house, made of plaster and stone. o I had come down the chimney, with presents to give, o And to see just who, in this home, did live. * I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, o No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. o No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, o On the wall hung some pictures of far distant lands. o With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, * A sober thought, came through my mind. o For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, o I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly. o The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone, o Curled up on the floor, in this one bedroom home. * The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder, o Not how I had pictured an American soldier. o Was this the hero,

The Sex Talk
Little Tommy couldn't sleep at night. There was too much noise coming from Mommy and Daddy's room. One night he decided to see what all the noise was and opened his parents' door. It was dark and all he could see were shadows moving in the dark, so he went back to bed. The next morning he asked Mommy why she and Daddy were making so much noise and why she was jumping up and down on Daddy. Not knowing exactly how to answer his question, she decided to make something up to keep him happy. This is what she told him: "Daddy is getting fat and I have to jump up and down on his belly to make him skinny again." Little Tommy thought a minute about what Mommy had just said and replied very thoughtfully "that will never work Mommy, the neighbor lady comes over every morning after you go to work and blows him back up again."

Level Up Change
As of tonight there will be a big change in how we do level ups. I have recently gotten to many complaining that they dont even get a rate or fan back let alone any love from helping. I've decided rather then to lose levelers I will now start private messaging people and making sure that they are #1 wanting out help and #2 making sure that they are at least going to do that. Is it too much to ask for people to do that? Someone tell me? We level 10 - 20 people a day and If im not worth that much and your not worth at least that much why waste our time. There are many one here that are looking for help to level. Just wanted to let you know how i'm going to be posting from now on.I have already figured that we cant please everyone and im not going to begin to try to. But we all want love back. Thank you to each of you that go out of your way to level people. i cant say enough over and over again thank you.We make a great team and with out teamwork it wouldnt be sucessful.If you know s

Brokenhearted Melody
Funny how things can change. Amazing how you can think that you won't ever get over someone and then you look back in time and realize, you did. I never thought I would meet my 'soulmate'. I also thought if I ever really did, it would last forever. Sometimes you're only half right. This is the story of my worst break up *ever* (or at least so far ;). ----- Another 5 days. That's all I have left. Then everything changes. And I can't decide if its a good thing or a bad thing. I swing from one extreme to another, relieved, devastated, with all sorts of entertaining thoughts in between. I lost it, and took off for a large percentage of the first couple of days. Then I had to go home and face it. And felt the bittersweet mixture of annoyance and agony drive their twin exploding hollow point rounds into my soul. Unasked questions, comments, jibes, pleas, arguments are choking my throat so tightly I can barely breathe. I feel fucking awful. I feel knocked down, kicked in the b

Anticipation...
Anticipation Candles burning sheets turned down anticipation abounds. Time passes slowly quiet as a mouse stars falling earth standing still. Waiting eternally waiting suspense filled evening. The phone rings You say my name come get me I am here. Passion explodes excitement is in the air soon you will be here. Candles burning low Sheets thrown down Passion spent..

If Anyone Is Interested.........
Ive been playin in PSP when i have time to relax n get my mind off of things..I have made these custom license and wedding certificates..If you are interested in either let me know .. I can create then to your tastes n wants...I dont ask for anything in return just a thank you n respect my work..Holler @ me if I can do anything for you! Here are examples.............. Just make sure u message me and let me know

♥ A Message For All To Read ♥
this blog is to let everyone i know and care for on fubar or cherrytap what ever baby j wants to call it that in 43 days i will be in my baby girl's arms holding her thight and finaly getting to kiss her and hear her voice and the best thing about No More Fucking Web Cams And Failures on yahoo or skype or msn if i want to see her all i will have to do is look right next to me and their she will be smileing at me and i will be smileing back at her and when i can i will be holding her as we sit up at night watching movies and kissing each other I LOVE YOU NICHOLE

Cant Sleep
Cant sleep Filled with regret You broke my heart I'll try to fogive, but can never forget The emptiness consumes me Healing I cant find Ups and downs Highs and lows I hate you sometimes But cant let this go Cant sleep Got you on my mind Disgusted with myself For being so blind Laying in my bed Feeling so alone Stairing at my dark ceiling Waiting for a ringing phone Want to tell you how Im feeling Want to hear the sound in your voice Knowing this hate for you is building Cant sleep Feeling so cold Puffin on a cigarette These feelings unfold Love & hate Passion & detest Things i never thought I'd possess Eyes finally get heavy As I start to envision The solution to my great indecision A wonderful demise to this mistake For me to sleep and never awake ~KiLLer KarNi~

Losing Someone Close To Your Heart
Randy and Sara Category: Life I would just like to share a little something with all of you....As you may have seen my profile page I had mentioned that I had lost two close family members due to a car accident.For those of you that are new friends of mine or even old friends that did not know them, I thought I would share a bit of some things with you about them..... First of all...for those of you that do not know....Randy and Sara were killed in an automobile accident on September 22, 2006....My cousin Kim, her husband Randy and their three children, Sara 16 yrs, Emily 14 yrs, and Adam 9 yrs, were on their way to our family reunion campout.....A pick-up truck that was driving in front of them swerved into the other lane, hit a semi, and caused the semi to jacknife and hit their van....Randy and Sara did not survive the accident...leaving Kim, Emily, and Adam as the only survivors of the family. Now...about Randy....He was a volunteer fireman for 13 years and a second a

Juggalo For Life
They think they know But they could never understand What is means to believe so stong in this To be one of a family with more love than they could ever imagine Where everyone loves you for who you are Not how you look or dress To be a Juggalo and run with the maniacs To feel at home at a concert Looking around and thinking.... "This is my family and I love them all" I don't need their approval I don't need their understanding All I need is my psychopathic family With my headphone blasting "Mass murder makes me happy!!!!" Juggalo for life I wear my face paint with pride Reppin the hatchet Tattoed on my heart The love grows stronger with everyday that goes by Cuz bitch wicked clown will never fuckin die!! ~KiLLer KarNi~

Doggie Dictionary
Doggie Dictionary Author: Fido Dalmatian, Professor of Doglish, Dog University LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your Person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest Room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do This properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the Drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose As close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat Several times, or until your person makes you stop. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test Your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid Off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine Wrappers to shred, beef bones to cons

Poem
everything is falling around me.. and all there is left is the emptyness of being alone.. now.. trying to smile feels if iam gonna fall apart like puzzle thats being torn apart.. no way out of this deep hole that comsumes me whole.. knowing this is just the begining.. wishing it end for me.. wishing i could take back things.. fixs the wrongs. but i cant so here iam .paying for it all in one pain payback..

Dying Inside
Feels like Im dying inside Missing out on life From this I cant seem to hide Cant take much more The pain is overwhelming My heart is an open soar Trashing my emotions Not an ounce of love within you Caring less about my devotion Picking me up when you please Leave when youve had your fill Hurting me comes with ease You came and you went I scream and I cry Consumed with torment I feel like your whore My body's your interest But my love you ignore Feels like Im dying inside But one day I'll break from this Then the pain will subside I'll be walking out the door You'll be sorry I promise Maybe then I'll be something you adore ~KiLLer KarNi~

Best Friends
Best friends till the end thats what we always said And now I know its true Almost eleven years down the road Still just as close to you The things we say, They hurt at times But we can never part for long And this is what I promise today Friends forever we'll stay The fights we'll have And the laughs we'll share Will only make us stronger This I swear L.U.L.A.S. forever Our bond will never sever Like a sister you are to me Always will and always have been Sometimes it appears I have a twin You always know when I am sad Calm me down when I am mad Threw love and dispair We help eachother repair Broken hearts and hurt feelings Your my remedy for Healing Best friends forever we always said And I can only hope it will never end ~KiLLer KarNi~

Former Geibel Football Coach Remembered Fondly
Former Geibel football coach remembered fondly By Jason Black DAILY COURIER SPORTS EDITOR Thursday, July 19, 2007 The death of former Geibel football coach Angelo Dippolito leaves a void at the small Catholic school in Connellsville. "It was a transition time in football when Angelo came here," Geibel athletic director Ken Misiak said. "He brought knowledge of the game, and he reached out to the kids. The kids responded to him." Dippolito, 64, died Friday. Dippolito was the head football coach at Geibel from 2001-06. During that time, he was instrumental in helping the Gators establish a new home field behind the school. His teams never produced a winning season, but Dippolito will be remembered for more than just what he accomplished on the field. "Success isn't always measured in wins and losses," Misiak said. "Angelo was always looking out for the kids, and he will go down as one of our better coaches at Geibel." Dippolito was known as a coach that was tough, bu

Everclear - Santa Monica
I am still living with your ghost Lonely and dreaming of the west coast I dont want to be your downtime I dont want to be your stupid game With my big black boots and an old suitcase I do believe Ill find myself a new place I dont want to be the bad guy I dont want to do your sleepwalk dance anymore I just want to see some palm trees Go and try and shake away this disease We can live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out past the breakers Watch the world die I am still dreaming of your face Hungry and hollow for all the things you took away I dont want to be your good time I dont want to be your fall-back crutch anymore Ill walk right out into a brand new day Insane and rising in my own weird way I dont want to be the bad guy I dont want to do your sleepwalk dance anymore I just want to feel some sunshine I just want to find some place to be alone We can live beside the ocean Leave the fire behind Swim out past the breakers Watch the w

Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
There's a place off Ocean Avenue Where I used to sit and talk with you We were both 16 and it felt so right Sleeping all day, staying up all night Staying up all night There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street We would walk on the beach in our bare feet We were both 18 and it felt so right Sleeping all day, staying up all night Staying up all night If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever Let your waves crash down on me and take me away There's a piece of you that's here with me It's everywhere I go, it's everything I see When I sleep, I dream and it gets me by I can make believe that you're here tonight That you're here tonight If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever I know somewhere, somehow we'll be together Let your waves crash down on me and take me away I remember the look in your eyes When I told you that this was goodbye You were begging me no

Angelo R. Dippolito (my Uncle)
Angelo R. Dippolito Rillton Angelo R. Dippolito, 64, of Rillton, passed away Friday, July 13, 2007, at Mercy Jeannette Hospital. Son of Clara Dippolito and the late Palmo Dippolito. Angelo was a member of St. Edward's Parish and a U.S. Army veteran. He was a retired sheet metal fabricator from Hankinson Corporation. His involvement with youth and high school athletics lasted more than 43 years. Angelo was currently the Diocese of Greensburg Athletic Director and the co-athletic director at Geibel Catholic High School and a charter member of the St. Agnes Youth Football Organization. In addition to his mother, he is survived by his wife, Jeanne Sada Dippolito; a daughter, Angela, of Rillton; two sons, Brian and his wife, Maria, of Franklin, and Anthony and his wife, Autumn, of Erie; two grandchildren, Samuel and Angelo II; brothers, Paul and Sheryl, of Cranberry Township, and Robert, of North Huntingdon; a sister, Roxanne and Ed Kulasa, of Coulter; and his golden retriever, Teddy. F

One Day At A Time.......
LAST NIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP I SAID A PRAYER TO HEAVENLY FATHERFOR FOR GUIDANCE AND FOR GUIDANCE AND STRENGTH TO HELP ME THROUGH THIS TOUGH TIME AND FOR ALWAYS. I HAD A ROUGH WEEK AND ALL OF U HAVE BEEN REALLY SUPPORTIVE AND I THANK YOU ALL FOR THAT. A VERY SPECIAL CLOSE FRIEND REMINDED ME TO REMEMBER MY UNCLE AND HOW HE LIVED INSTEAD OF HIS PASSING AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. DON'T GET ME WRONG I STILL MISS HIM DEARLY AND I KNOW THAT I ALWAYS WILL BUT I CAN SAY THAT I KNOW IN ME HIS SPIRIT AND MEMORY WILL LIVE ON FOREVER. TODAY I SANG FOR HIM AND IT FELT LIKE HE WAS SINGING WITH ME AT THE VIEWING OF HIS BODY I SOBBED LIKE A BABY BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FELT AT EASE AND COMFORTED, ALMOST LIKE ANGELS WERE THERE WITH ME. I AM A VERY SPIRITUAL PERSON AND WELL CONNECTED TO THAT SIDE OF MYSELF... TODAY I FELT REALLY SAD FOR A WHILE BUT ALSO VERY UPLIFTED CUZ I KNOW THAT MY UNCLE WENT HOME HE IS NOW WITH HEAVENLY FATHER AND EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY WHO HAS PASSED ON.. I H

Brothers Ejected From Vehicle During Crash, Killed-thepittsburghchannel.com
HERMINIE, Pa. -- Two brothers were killed in a high-speed crash along a rural road on Sunday. Daniel Lee Geary, 20, and Dennis Charles Geary, 22, were killed in the crash in Sewickley Township, state police in Westmoreland County said. Both men were thrown from the vehicle and pronounced dead at the scene after their car crashed on Clay Pike, about one mile from their parent's home. Authorities said Daniel Geary was driving nearly 100 mph when he rounded a curve and lost control of his Honda Civic, striking a concrete wall and tree.Police said the impact was so intense that it split the car in two.The brothers were the only siblings in the family, authorities said.Friends of the family said Daniel Geary was engaged to be married and that the couple was expecting a baby next month.Both brothers were graduates of Yough High School and worked with their parents at the Laurel Highlands Foundation in North Versailles.

In Memory To My Brother
There are many views of what is Beautiful. It could be a flower, painting, blanket, animal, car....ect the list can go on and on. But to me, what is Beautiful is my brother. Everything about him was beautiful, his laugh, his smile, his messed up hair first thing in the morning, his clumsiness, how he would humm while changing a light-bulb, or how he would sing while walking through the house doing something. He never had a harsh word to say about anyone, and he always woke up in a good mood, always smiling, and happy. He was the only person I knew that always looked on the bright side of life no matter what the situation was. I have very fond memories of my brother and the adventures that him and I went through together. We could hang out together and not say a single word, and have a great time. He was always willing to help anyone that needed the help, and he would always make time for anyone, especially our dad, he loved working on projects with him and loved showing dad new ways of

Dennis C. Geary
Dennis C. Geary Jr. Irwin Dennis C. Geary Jr., 22, of Irwin, died Sunday, July 8, 2007, as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident. Dennis was born May 18, 1985, in Greensburg, a son of Victoria Steiner Focht and her husband, Thomas, of Herminie, and Dennis C. Geary Sr., of Sutersville. He was a 2003 graduate of Yough High School, and attended Westmoreland County Community College. He participated in mixed martial arts and was a car enthusiast. He was employed by the Laurel Highlands Foundation, in North Versailles, where he was a program assistant. In addition to his parents, he is survived by his loving family; his maternal grandparents, Jerry and Gloria Steiner, of Irwin; his maternal great-grandmothers, Phyllis Balog, of Herminie, and Edna Mae Steiner, of Darragh; and his paternal grandmother, Ruth Ann Bernard, of Sutersville. He is also survived by his fiancee, Chelsea Smouse, of West Newton; and his aunts and uncles, Jerry and Debra Steiner, and Dana Geary. F

Insomnia
For a week or so now, I'm so wired until at least 4 AM. If I'm lucky I get to sleep at 5 AM, and sometimes I don't at all. Then I'm sleepy all day and take naps and I hate it! It's making me feel like I am wasting my life. Anyone have any suggestions?

Degrees Of Blonde
a DEGREES OF BLONDE `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*: FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*: SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:- THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She g

Daniel L. Geary
Daniel L. Geary Connellsville Daniel L. Geary, 20, of Connellsville, died Sunday, July 8, 2007, as the result of injuries sustained in an automobile accident. Daniel was born Sept. 23, 1986, in Jeannette, a son of Victoria Steiner Focht and her husband, Thomas, of Herminie, and Dennis C. Geary Sr., of Sutersville. He was a 2005 graduate of Yough High School, and he was a motorcycle and car enthusiast. He was employed by Laurel Highlands Foundation, in North Versailles, where he was a program assistant. In addition to his parents, he is survived by his loving family; his maternal grandparents, Jerry and Gloria Steiner, of Irwin; his maternal great-grandmothers, Phyllis Balog, of Herminie, and Edna Mae Steiner, of Darragh; and his paternal grandmother, Ruth Ann Bernard, of Sutersville. He is also survived by his fiancee, Jamie Cooper Brown, of Connellsville, and unborn baby boy, Daniel Thomas Geary; and his aunts and uncles, Jerry and Debra Steiner, and Dana Geary. Family and friends w

Co-workers Mourn Deaths Of Westmoreland Brothers
Co-workers mourn deaths of Westmoreland brothers By Paul Peirce TRIBUNE-REVIEW Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Word spread quickly Monday at the nonprofit agency that employed brothers Dennis and Daniel Geary that the two died late Sunday as a result of an automobile accident near their homes in Westmoreland County. "Dennis and Dan worked as program assistants, working directly with our clients in group homes -- primarily in the West Newton area -- and it's been awfully hard on all of us," said Jim Pearl, human resources director for the Laurel Highlands Foundation Inc., which offers programs serving developmentally challenged individuals. "They were both good kids and very well-liked by both their co-workers and by our clients alike." Their mother, Victoria Focht, of Herminie, also works at the foundation, which operates group homes in Allegheny, Fayette and Westmoreland counties. Their father is Dennis Geary. "This is a really tough day for all of us here," Pearl said of the fo

He Is Doing Better
an update from baby kalebs' mommy Wednesday, July 25, 2007 BETTER Sorry it has been two days since I updated. Kaleb is doing a world of better and doesn't have meningitis nor any other infection anywhere. He is having persistant seizures though. They had Kaleb hooked up to a EEG machine for 48 hours and it detected this. We talked to the Nuerologist and she said that they are coming from the right side of the brain from a very small area and that they are not dangerous becuase it doesn't affect his breathing. He is much more calm and isn't crying like he was before. The changed his meds so hopefully this will control the seizures this time. They said that I was right to call the ambulance. He no longer has a temp and his color is good now. The Hospital released him today, so we are home. Thank you for all who prayed for him. He looks better. He has little red spots all around his head from the EEG glue. The doctor told us that she thinks that we will have freque

Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I'd lay in bed In my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head. I'd be chatting on the InterWeb; maggots pray upon the living dead. I had no interest in the things she said. On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep. At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs. I'm only human with my cross to bear. When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul. You're too young to be this empty girl I'll prepare you for a sick dark world Know that you'll be my downfall. But I call and I call and I call. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herse

Tragedy Strikes The Hearts Of Norwin Class 2005
On Sunday afternoon Sarah Lynn Budd...a friend of mine from high school was killed in a tragic car accident on Pennwoods Drive (they say that she failed to iniciate a left hand turn). Sarah was a good friend, sister, and daughter...she'll be deeply missed by all who knew her. May she rest in eternal peace... GOD BLESS!

I Finally Did It........
Yes ladies and gents, I posted some pics other than my default photo. So now Randi Jo can leave a comment on something other than the one photo she has been using to beg for more...lol I love you Randi. Hope you like the pictures. I will post some more eventually. Much love,Michelle

Howard R. Lewis Aka Bucky
Howard R. Lewis North Huntingdon Howard R. "Buckey" Lewis, 60, of North Huntingdon, died Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2007. Son of the late Donald L. and Nettie (McComas) Lewis. Husband of the late Luanne (Folino) Lewis. Beloved father of Brittney M. and Brandon L. Lewis. Brother of Donald "Butch" (Jean) and Robin Lewis. Son-in-law of Frances and the late Anthony Sr. Folino. Brother-in-law of Pinky (Dave) Kelly, Anthony Folino and Joanne (Donald) Saula. Also survived by numerous aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and cousins. Friends received from 2 to 4 and 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday and Friday at ALFIERI FUNERAL HOME INC., 208 Marguerite Ave., Wilmerding, 412-824-4331. Services will be at 9 a.m. Saturday in the funeral home, followed by Mass of Christian Burial at 10 in St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Church. Entombment in Penn-Lincoln Memorial Park.

Broken
So my personal comp is broken. I somehow got a virus called "smitfraud-c" and its apparently pretty bad. So I won't be around for a few days at the least while I'm trying to avoid smashing my comp in frustration and calling it ethnic slurs. If you have any idea how to fix this problem, please send me an email at: happyvalleysal@yahoo.com I could really use the help, take care.

Reformating
ya know tha worse thing in the world is to re format and loose 99.9% of your stuff. That more than sux that pisses me off, cause i lost all my friends numbers an addies. Now I can just toss and drag this piece of silicone crap outta the 3rd story window

Josh's Funeral
Well...unlike Steve Josh didn't need any reconstructive surgery done to his face; however, he still didn't look like Josh. There were pictures of him up from the time he was a baby til present day. There were some sentimental things in with him. His mom an dad an brothers were so calm... It was kinda like Steve's minus the rap music that was playing for him; however, they did have Josh's car sitting out front. My bois Donovan an Rick decided to buy 99 red balloons for his funeral...it's what Josh wanted (he told them so the night before he was killed). They're ordering them tomarrow an then the day of his burial we're letting them all go in the air. Josh you are very much missed and loved by many people. RIP my dear friend...one day soon...we'll meet again. GOD BLESS! -Shara-

How Do They Survive???? More Stories...
1. Recently I went to a McDonald's, I saw a menu that you could have an order of 6, 9, or 12 chicken nuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager st the counter. 'You have don't?' I asked. 'No, we only have 6, 9, and 12.' was the reply. 'So I can't order have dozen nuggets, but I can order 6?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head & ordered 6 McNuggets. 2. I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they kept by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for a bar code so she could scan it. Not finding it she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her, 'I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK' and I paid her fo

Joshua T. Hermann
JOSH T. HERMANN Current mood: depressed Category: numb Life HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT KILLED IN I-70 HIT-AND-RUN SMITHTON, Pa. -- State police in Westmoreland County said an 18-year-old man was fatally struck by a car while walking on Interstate 70 early Sunday morning. Joshua Hermann, a Yough Senior High School student from Lowber, was struck and killed near the Smithton exit, police said. The car that struck Hermann did not stop, police said. Police said Hermann may have been hit anytime between 3 a.m. and 6:30 a.m. His body was discovered by the driver of another car at about 6:50 a.m., police said. A witness led investigators to a vehicle that is being examined, and two people are being questioned, police said. Relatives said Hermann's car broke down on Dutch Hollow Road, and he walked up to the interstate. "I don't understand how you could leave somebody for three hours not knowing if they're alive or passed away," said Hermann's father, Paul. "How can you do that?" The

Lumy's Funeral
Well everyone...I went to Lumpy's funeral last night and honestly it didn't look like him. They had to do so much reconstructive surgery on his face that (to me) it looked like he was wearing a mask. So many people were there that I knew from high school and that I was friends with. Josh, Donovan, and Sonny just to name a few...it's nice to see my friends again, but a funeral wasn't the way I wanted to do it. They had pictures of him up everywhere from high school, but one of the things that got me was his Tupac poster that they had right under his pix. Steve was an amazing friend and a great brother. His little sister "Chimm" (was the nickname he gave her) was torn apart because he an Steve were really close. There was a note that she'd written to him that laid on his chest while he was laying in his cascet. It was really sad. Well...I'm going to the wake to say good-bye to a really great friend. I won't be writing about that because not only is it unnecessary, but we all know how t

Stephen L. Kossuth
1 DEAD, 1 INJURED IN WESTMORELAND COUNTY ACCIDENT Westmoreland County, PA-Police said the impact of a car that crashed into a utility pole in Westmoreland County was so hard that both the driver and the passenger were ejected from the wreckage. Police said the crash happened at Clay Pike and Mars Hill Road in Sewickley Township just before 3am Thursday. Stephen L Kossuth 21, of Irwin died at the scene. State police said the car crossed traffic and slid off the road. The injuries of the passenger are unknown at this time. MAN KILLED IN SEWICKLEY CAR ACCIDENT A 21-year-old man died early this morning following a car accident in Sewickley, Westmoreland County. Stephen L Kossuth Jr. was ejected from his car during the one vehicle accident on Clay Pike Road around 2:40am, according to the Westmoreland County coroner's office. He was pronounced dead on the scene at 3:35am Kossuth was not wearing a seatbelt, and the car's airbags did not deploy, th coroner's office said. An au

Beautiful...
Beautiful He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everythin

Cherokee Tribe .. Im A Decendant >.... But Gid I Need You Now >> Prayer S
My heratage is important to me . it,s who I am.I live breathe but want to feel free.. I want my lord to take me home. Im not doing right by what he sends me to do. I cant reach and help and cope please ; oh Lord please help me to gain strengh , to draw a great strengh from you . I need courage , and strenght now oh Lord So I cant continue on with what you ask of me to do for These 4 men , I dont know how to reach them or what is expected 4 me to do > Oh lord show me pleasev, on my heart what work is to be done for them or their life or Oh God just hear my pleas . Hear my soul crying out to thee. keep me going and and oh God keep me covered in your love and grace.. Thank you my lord and im so sorry I have to call so much upon you but lately im so week .. May my christ come soon.. Amen diana

Fiona Apple - Criminal
I've been a bad bad girl I've been careless with a delicate man And it's a sad sad world When a girl will break a boy Just because she can Don't you tell me to deny it I've done wrong and I want to Suffer for my sins I've come to you 'cause I need Guidance to be true And I just don't know where I can begin What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal And I need to be redeemed To the one I've sinned against Because he's all I ever knew of love Heaven help me for the way I am Save me from these evil deeds Before I get them done I know tomorrow brings the consequence At hand But I keep livin' this day like The next will never come Oh help me but don't tell me To deny it I've got to cleanse myself Of all these lies till I'm good Enough for him I've got a lot to lose and I'm Bettin' high So I'm beggin' you before it ends Just tell me where to begin What I need is a good defense 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal And I need to be

Distance
Distance seperates us from touching Yet our hearts have found each other Honesty guides our souls to warm embraces Yet our minds meet within the chatter So tempting is your spirit Yet our friendship forces quiet shyness Love is such a powerful thing Yet passion turns the other cheek Time increases this wonderful relationship Yet each time we are together nothing in the real world matters.

Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
Time is never time at all You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth And our lives are forever changed We will never be the same The more you change the less you feel Believe, believe in me, believe Believe that life can change That youre not stuck in vain Were not the same, were different tonight Tonight, so bright Tonight And you know youre never sure But youre sure you could be right If you held yourself up to the light And the embers never fade in your city by the lake The place where you were born Believe, believe in me, believe Believe in the resolute urgency of now And if you believe theres not a chance tonight Tonight, so bright Tonight Well crucify the insincere tonight Well make things right, well feel it all tonight Well find a way to offer up the night tonight The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

Deep In My Heart
So far away yet so deep in my heart Miles and fears keep us apart Meeting this way, how real can it be? Why can't I find the courage to see? I long for your touch, your kiss, your embrace To see the emotions revealed in your face To look in those eyes and know this is true To give myself completely to you You asked for my heart, please take it, its yours For you are the one who reopened those doors My dream is to be with you, to be your girl To share your life, belong in your world I will get to you, dont give up on me Deep in my heart forever you'll be.

Distance
So far away I can not touch So far away I love so much. Distance between miles long I sing a sad,sad song. My heart so true for love for you It makes my soul blue. Distance between us miles away And all that words can say. My heart so aching to touch Your soul I love so much. With in distance our chance to grow For we have the best to show. The distance between us Is what's making us grow For our life together Will have more to show.

Lost And Found
There is a storm in my heart It tears my inside apart I am bleeding and I am hurt Like a wingless little bird Then it turns dark And for a moment I see The pain that was inside of me And on a journey I embark In search of answers In search of truth In search of understanding In search of you My guiding star in darkness Like a little stream in the desert Everything about you seems flawless But that is what causes the hurt Your perfect features do not belong to me You do not deserve my chains You need to live and see What it means to be free So spread your wings and fly away For I can not fulfill your dream But if you should fall one day I'll guide you and be that little stream So go and discover it all And know that wherever you go Whatever you do and might feel The only thing you need to do is call

Results Of Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Up Date On The Contest For My Friend
OK WE HAVE GOT 418 COMMENTS AND 15 RATES IN THE CONTEST BUT WE ARE DOWN BY 700 OR SO....SO PLEASE IF U CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TELL UR FRIENDS WE JUST REALLY NEED SOME GOOD COMMENT BOMBERS WHO EVER HELPS WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME AND I WILL RATE ALL UR PICS AT A HAPPY HOUR PLZ HELP MY FRIEND

Everything But The Girl - Before Today
I don’t want excuses I don’t want your smiles I don’t want to feel like we’re apart a thousand miles I don’t want your attitude I don’t want your things But I don’t want a phone that never rings I want your love and I want it now I don’t want your history I don’t want that stuff I want you to shut your mouth That would be enough I don’t care if you’ve been here before You don’t understand Tonight I feel above the law, I’m coming into land I want your love and I want it now My heart is that much harder now That’s what I thought before today My heart is that much harder now I thought that it would stay that way, before today Before today But I don’t want a phone that never rings I want your love and I want it now I want your love

Why Can One Comment Hurt So Much?
So, I was perusing this dating site one day a while back, and I had sent an email to a man whom I found had an interesting profile and I thought was extremely handsome. I was in his "age range", lived within a short distance, and had all the qualities he said he wanted in a woman. He also said that his ideal mate didn't "have to be perfect" and he likes women of "all shapes and sizes". I thought..."dang, this dude is perfect". I don't normally make the first move on a dating site unless it's for bigger women, because I can't profess to know if a person is interested in a larger lady or not. So, I took a chance and sent an email to this guy a while back. I finally get a response today. "I'm sorry, but I don't think we're a good fit." It really hurt my feelings, because, based on what he said, we were a PERFECT fit. I don't give a damn, really, because I am interested in someone else. But, even so, it hurt my feelings and I can't get it out of my head. How stupid is that?

Hey Yall Plz Read..
hey i ran out of rates for the evening ..i am sorry ..can u all plz send me a privite message so i know who i missed..cuz i want to return the love to yaz like u did mew so plz send me a privite message plzz..and u all ty and have a great nite...huggzz..stacie

Force Of Will
Crawling away from the carnage that has become my life. Weekend from fighting battles for passionless people. Loathing the presence of mankind I walk in to the dead of the moonless night, Longing to just fade away. Only force of will keeps me from leaving behind all I hold dear. I will not give them the satisfaction of beating me. Week, putrid, passionless people that sock the life out of the strong. I will be here when you are dust………….

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The > Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, " NO, it's not." Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." from Kingman , KS . IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had ice

.fear.
Fear can be a kind of drug, too. Just notice how your heart rate accelerates and your hands shake when you spin off into any kind of mental turbulence. You can kick this monkey with some self-love and kindness. uhm...gee ya think? i have this fear. and right now it could be categorised as my 'greatest fear'... mostly cuz i dun have anything else to be afraid of at said moment. and i have this thing... where i wont say it...cuz if i say it... what if it comes true cuz i said it? kinda like the whole wishing on stars thing? ya cant tell what ya wished otherwise it wont come true? or something else that makes sense i'd elaborate...but...ima chicken. figure it out yourself. *laughs*

The Gynecologist
THE GYNECOLOGIST A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was On the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where Skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and Become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, Signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he Could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist Prepared Carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had Obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to Appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I was wondering If there had been an error which needed adjusting." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart Perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine Back together again Perfect

The Letter...
The letter I'll never send The letter I'll never send Would calmly ask you why You broke my heart in two And told my love good-bye. If I ever sent this letter it would sweetly state You tangled up destiny And interrupted fate. The letter I will not write would casually inquire How can you live without me... I was your one desire. If you received this letter It would politely say You need me in your life now You can't go on this way. The letter I'll never send Would then be briskly signed "Your one and only Love" You know...the one you left behind.

Guitars..
I bought a new guitar a few days ago and felt a little guilty for a few minutes while i payed for it but afterwards i laughed my ass off, i payed less than 200$ for a guitar worth at least four times that amount, the guy who sold it to me was totally clueless about the value of it. I think im going to sell my Gretsch 6120 guitar, i hardly ever use it anymore and seeing as this guitar goes for over 3500$ new and mine is over 40 years old and still looks like new im guessing its worth a whole lot of money, i dont need the money really but i cant see the point in owning musical instruments that just sit in a closet collecting dust.

Mother-in-law Joke
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My

The Grocery Store
The Grocery Store Bernie goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Bernie to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Bernie goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week Bernie finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Bernie to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Bernie goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Bernie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shout

Alabaster Visions
Now, where shall I begin my sordid little tale? The beginning is customary I suppose. At least it will be a distraction from the 2 playthings we discovered. So, the beginning. We decided upon a decrepit & rundown pub for our search. It looked like it would present us with a welcome challenge & we entered it eagerly. Once inside, however, it was blatantly clear to us that we had discovered the perfect venue. The bar itself was an arc in the center & in a circle around it was the customer areas. Nooks & crannies delved deep into smoky darkness, cosy corridors forming links between small rooms - both providing the ideal settings for our enticements & encounters. I seated myself off to one side, shrouded in the inky shadows whilst you fetched our drinks - it seemed to be the perfect vantage point as it provided views of the corridors & a tantalising glimpse of the adjoining rooms. Pausing in my reverie, I can’t help tapping my nails in irritation. “My dear,” I murmur, “please sto

Im Not Racist But This Is True.
Body: you call me: "Redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed

Too Bad
There have been many, many times when I may have. disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you or got on your nerves with all the complaining I do, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE

Sad But True...........
You call me : "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that yo

Haha..gotta Love The Walmart Greeters!!
>> >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart >> >with >> >her >> >two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. >> > >> >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to >> > >Wal-Mart. >> >Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" >> > >> >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they >> >ain't." >> > >> >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you >> >think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" >> > >> >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >> > >couldn't >> >believe you got laid twice." >> > >> >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart

I Was Ask .............
I was ask the other night "What Do You Want" After thinking about it I think I want what most want I want the stars,the moon , the world I want happeness I want welth I want the perefect mate I want to look down into your baby blue eyes as you kneel befor me I want to be the one who makes you breath fast when I touch you I want to make you squirm from my touch I want to take you to a place you have never been befor I want to see you cry from from happness I want to kiss your tear from your face I want to be the one you reach for when you need I want to be the one that you think of when you touch yourself I want you to know that I love you and that you love me I want you to know that if you hirt you can come to me I want to know the answer befor you ask the question I want one to love me as I love them I want to taste you I want to use you as I see fit and have you love it and want more I want to hold you in my arms as you fall to sleep and as you open y

Puter Down/ The Past Walked Into The Hospital To Watch Tv
Just to let everyone know: My computer is broken. I tried all the diagnostics under the F12 function. I am going to have my hard drive (hopefully) backed up on Friday, and then try the F10 suggestion Renee made. If that still doesn't work, then I am having it all wiped and restored to factory original. So when you don't see or hear from me this week, now you know why. On a sub-note from the "life of irony"... Aunt Fluffy is still in the hospital. (She has a blood infection, and a weak heart valve which they can't repair because she can't do the physical therapy necessary to recover; among other problems.) Anyway, she's in this great big huge hospital. My mom shows up, and there's this guy in Fluff's room watching TV with her. He works there, and his shift was over. There are like a thousand patients in this hospital, but this is the room and patient he is hanging out in/ with. (Fluff's last name can in no way be connected with mine without some serious research- so this is coin

Thou Shalt...
Thou shalt not kill. Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. All you have to do...all you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take "Thou Shalt Not Kill." The more devout they are...the more devout they are, the more they see murder as negotiable...it's negotiable. It depends, you know? It depends, it depends on who's doing the killing, and who's getting killed. -George Carlin

My Fubar Family
So, today I had another two people ask to see my family-only photos folder. The one that's marked "Don't ask to see or you will piss me off." I don't know how much clearer I could have been, and yet, I still regularly get the oddly hopeful (oddly oblivious? oddly delusional?). So, allow me to be plain about who gets into my family. The people in my family are almost universally people I have talked to regularly and at length. They are people I like and feel comfortable with. In some cases, they are my real life friends. I do not add people to my family so that they can see my photos. Rather, because they are in my family, I trust them and feel comfortable enough with them that they get to see more intimate photos of me than a general population of people I've hardly spoken to. In fact, you will notice that there are people in my family who probably don't WANT to see my photos. There are people on my family list who've never looked at those photos, and probably never wi

Please Help Out!
She is a good friend of another friend of mine that is fighting for her life! She was only expected to live 24 hours but she is now living in a medicinal induced coma and when she was hit by the hit and run driver all her bones are broken and her eye was knocked out! She has a ventelator and yet when the doctors try to take her off her heart starts to race and they have to put her back on and under. She has a 16yr old daughter and a boyfriend that is trying his best to keep the bills going. She is a biker and a very good person! She has no insurance and this is very hard on the family! Please try ur best to help out! Thank-u!

Our Nation...
Our nation was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot of white English people, in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could kill the rest of the red Indian people, in order to move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving us a place to take off and drop our atomic bombs on the yellow Japanese people. You know what the motto for this country oughtta be? "YOU GIVE US A COLOR, WE'LL WIPE IT OUT." -George Carlin

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we

Sucky Birthday
so i got this phone call from my gma today. she TOLD me that she's taking me to lunch for my bday, that she called my LANDLORD, and some of her friends that are like 65 and 70 yrs old and invited them, and told me i could invite ONE friend to come with us. She didnt even let me pick where... incidently it's a place that I have NO desire to EVER eat at. but she doesnt care. she says, well I want to try it... now how the fuck is it MY birthday lunch, and i ont even get to go somewhere that I want to go... WTF?!? THEN she proceeds to tell me about what i'm doing with her and HER friends for the rest of the day before i have to go to work... THIS SHIT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! i need some calgon... anyone remember the old calgon commercials where they would say Calgon... take me away?!? well, i need the biggest box you've ever seen atm...

Are You Losing The Weight You Should Be?
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories... REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard... 3 calories ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced... 6 calories Inexperienced... 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. P

And A Stupid Survey...
1. What time is it? 10:08pm 2. Name as appears on birth certificate: Cheryl Alanna 3. Nickname(s): pooky (dont even), brat, chicky, zoot 4. Do You Drive? Yes, but no car 5. Do you like someone? yes I do. 6. Chinese zodiac: ummm was born in 85 and i think thats the boar? 7. All hair colors: light brown at the moment 8. Eyelash color: green 9. Height: 5'9 ish 10. Shoe size:9.5 ish 11. Glasses, contacts or neither?glasses 12. Braces? nope 13. Piercing/tattoos?ears and 9 tats 14. Birthplace: Asheboro, NC 15. Current residence: Bolivar, MO 16. Siblings name and age: jeremy, 24 ******HAVE YOU EVER****** 17. Gotten super wasted? yes.. 18. Gotten so drunk you don't remember what happened? no 19. Drank 5 liters of beer in 2 hour? dont drink beer 20. Had an Irish car bomb? again dont drink beer 21. Skipped school by peer pressure? nope.. 22. Bungee jumped? uhh nope 23. Kissed someone not related to you 30 years older than you?hmmm no 24. Kissed someone of the

Stupid Internet
Grr. So I have no clue why my internet is going from super fast to super slow to the point where I need to actually reboot it. So to those who I was talking to via messenger and who I was returning rates etc. I'm totally sorry. I'm going to get back to ya as fast as I can go. So that's about it folks.

Heart Break
So, whats a girl to do when her heart is broken? When she has been left by the wayside, and the one who did it cant seem to stop calling? So as I see it, there are two options...be a bitch and tell him to fuck off, or respectfully say "stop" your freakin killing me!!! I think its just plain selfishness when the dumper wont leave the dumpee alone. The bullshit about; "but I need your friendship". Hell...if you dont want me...let me the fuck go! I dont know, Im really just rambling out of boredome and pain. Sitting in my brain, which is a very dangerous place for this x-junkie to be. So I spill it onto the screen for anyone to see, which is pointless in all actuality but what the hell...maybe I will feel better. Oh well screw it! Life is too short to let some dude break me down!

Poetry Part Two
This first one was written with a friend of mine who dropped off my radar ages ago... actually it was written as a song... Old poem/song.. Current mood: reminicent wrote this a while ago with a guy I was really close friends with... :-( he kinda dropped off my radar... sigh.. anyways heart of gold eyes of fire break the mold for my desires out stretched hands entwined hearts, our two minds so far apart our open eyes our hearts aflame givin in no more games pre-chorus-i see it right,i see it well, my heart is broken cant you tell life is hard,the worlds aflame, im feeling,mentally...deranged the last one came,the last one left, cant you tell,my lifes been spent pre chorus-untold lies,and untold whys,the truth was hid from my eyes,you came with love,you left me pain my mind is metally,derangged empy soul,and unlived dreams,my eyes are hazy,i cant see your doin fine,i hear your well,one day we will meet in hell pre chorus solo chorus open you

Gods Sense Of Humor
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice" The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance." God smiled, "There is another Washington. Wait until you see the idiots I put there."

Torture Doll
look at you sitting skin all bloody and bruised.i beat you beat you you love the abuse.the fun the games and all the pain.your my cute little torture doll.i torment and torture.the knifes the whips and chains.the wax and biteing.don't tell anyone it's are little secret. my cute little torture doll.dragging your nails across my skin i'can never forget this.your in my head your inside my heart.your in there tearing me apart.your peircings and tats the way you scream at me like that. it makes me me want you so bad.my cute little torture doll.you you taste my blod soaked cheek.as your holding me.as i gaze into to your eyes i can see my demise.but it seem like the perfect way to die.no matter what they say they will never take my cute little torture doll.i ask please give the pain so i may show them all what they can never be. we will never be whole .feeling so cold .spinning out of control. i can't live without my cute little torture doll.are souls seem to fade.as we lay lifeless on the fl

Bubbas New Truck
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

The Washcloth
A woman was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, She received a call from the doctor's office to tell her that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. She had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so she didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, she like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time she wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, she rushed upstairs, threw off her pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave herself a quick wash in that area to make sure she was at least presentable. she threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to her appointment. She was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when she was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure we all do, she hoppe

Exciting News
Well this pass weekend I found out I'm pregnant... So I'm guessing I'm about a month or so and if that is the case I'm due around april 3... I go to the doctors August 17th to find out everything... I'm sooooo excited I can't wait to my baby comes.... I got names picked out already if i have a boy his name is going to damien lee if its a girl Sabrina Lynn...

Red Fridays
Greetings Supporters! Red Fridays Foundation of Canada is organizing a very special event. Our special event is called 'Repatriation Memorial Drive and Rally'. This event is for the honour of our fallen soldiers and a tribute to their families and all supporters of our Canadian Troops. This special drive is the same trip that a fallen soldier travels when he or she is repatriated to Canada. Our plans are to organize a drive from Trenton Ontario to Toronto ON ending with a special ceremony and rally. The trip will begin near the Trenton Canadian Forces Base. Cars, Motorcycles, busses etc are all invited. Special participants will be selected with a red vehicle to have a Canadian Flag attached to the window to lead the procession. There will be 66 cars with the flags to represent each fallen soldier. 1000s of other cars will join the procession from Trenton all bearing a Red Friday support the Troop Car Flag or sticker. People from the area and from around the

Ever Notice How...
when things change here the whiners come out in full force and moan and groan about how they dont like one thing or another?? I mean come on...This is a free site and we are allowed, like most other free sites, to use it and be a part of things...The whiners and complainers act like they poured their life savings into the site and have the right to bitch about everything... And it seems most of the whiners that moan and complain are those that are the drama starters or the sites "problem" children...Those are the ones that seem to whine and cry the loudest... For the life of me I cannot fathom why they would think they have the right to bitch about anything here....They have no bearing on the workings of the site apart from being a user of the site itself... So to those that complain and moan the loudest...You are all acting like fools and the ones that are the problem children need to get a life and switch to decaf... Remember....Who's more the fool...The FOOL or the fo

Time
Time what was it? when you were born when you cried your first breath? Time seemed so slow playing, laughing summers lasting Time flew by before you knew it you were the parent not the child Time so fast slows when in your presence as a dream lasts only minutes but seems a lifetime Time precious dont waste it embrace it, make it last forever in your heart

The Best Divorce Letter
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I am gone. Your EX - Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your l

I Miss Feeling That Way....
I miss feeling the way I used to when I was in love with someone. As I sit here and think about the past few relationships I've been in, all I can do is cry. I mean, more and more I get the feeling that my love is diminishing to almost nothing. I'm sitting here listening to Garth Brooks "To make you feel my love" I know the song is completely sappy. But I actually used to feel that way. I used to write poems and songs about being in love. And now, well I try to write something, anything; and all I get is hateful, painful feelings down on paper written in practically blood. I'll be 26 next month and well I feel like the world has turned me into an ugly person. A lot of people compliment me, but it just doesn't feel like i deserve them. I mean I'm nice to a lot of people because they are nice to me. I mean when I'm at work I feel like I put on a front to people, not my coworkers though, they are cool. I couldn't ask to work with any other people but them. But to customers I feel like I'm

How To Start Your Day
Ok I get up early this morning have everything ready in a good mood yada yada yada all that crap. The humidity was pretty high over night so the windshield is covered and dew and the wipers arent the best. I am driving down this little two lane country road that is barely wide enough for two cars and the sun is blazing away in my eyes. Between the dew and the sun i am squinting to see the road. My phone rings. I am using hands free of course and I am talking to my daughter. I hear this huge POP and my passenger side mirror crashes into the window shattering. I look in the rear view mirror and holy shit I just hit a jogger with my mirror. I slam on my brakes and throw the truck in reverse and race back to where this guy is standing. I look back in the mirror and he is in a full sprint for the truck. I get close and jump out to make sure he is okay and understandably so the guy is LIVID!!!I start with I am so sorry.. He is yelling "what the hell are you doing You didnt see me??" I cant

Love
I really love you So please see what I see Of all people in this world You mean the most to me If my words were just enough You would know what I feel is real But words cannot measure How you truly make me feel I don’t want no body else For you’re my only desire My soul an body only aches for you Your love can only bring me higher For you my love, I’d die Just to prove that I am true I’d pick out all of the stars And give them all to you….

Redneck Sex Text ~lmoa~
The Redneck Sex Test 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False 17. An orgasm is

Duncan Hills Coffee
Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee From the Hills Of Colombia The Duncan Hills will wake you From a thousand deaths A cup of blackened blood (Dying, dying) You're dying for a cup Guatemala blend Ethiopian French vanilla roast (Dying, dying) You're dying for a cup Prepare for ultimate flavor You're gonna get some milk! And scream... for your cream Duncan Hills Duncan Hills Duncan Hills COFFEE! - Manda ♥

07/25/07
My dream from last night since I actually recorded it. The part I remember as the beginning revolved around a treasure hunt. Groups of us were searching for treasure chests outside somewhere. Right at the start I came upon a large old box of treasure. Inside were numerous african wooden masks (The long face kind) Two pairs of wooden sandle like things.. (Thick wood with straps to hold onto the feet.) and a set of purple satin napkins or perhaps place mats. In the dream I had an uncle whom was disabled and I told him that he could teach me to use the place cloths but he thought that I had told him that he could have them. I didn't want to tell him he'd misheard because I felt bad but I told him that he must will them to me when he died or give them back when I moved. A lady from work Lynette found a box as well of various toys. People kept trying to take them from her and she was getting upset. The second part of the dream began with a man. He was in his thirtys and looks wi

When I Am With You
Knowing within you I am home. In your embrace, That is my place, The look of pure love and adoration on my face As your hands begin reaching for mine as your arms encircle me to Pull me to your strong chest as your lips cover my face With kisses soft and sweet As your lips melt with mine Lips made only for each other as our love begins to entwine Your hands caressing me As your mouth devours my body The heat rising in both of us Our passion growing wildly The hardness of your manhood pressing against my soft flesh Insistent demanding to be taken Into my soft folds To be enveloped in the sweetness of my womanhood The two of us bound together Bodies, hearts ,soul Locked together in love and hunger reaching untold heights of pleasure As I look in your eyes, a sight to behold. Knowing that I am crossing the line, Becoming yours for all time.

The Kiss
Sweet seduction! Sinful soul! The stars are out The moon is full All he needs now is the crimson kiss Of lifeblood flowing over his lips Eternal damnation But he cares not When it's all that he knows He don't give it much thought As he walks up behind her seducing her with his eyes He whispers "Let me stroke your hair Let me touch your skin '' Give me just a taste as he Tilts her chin Lips upon her throat Fangs within her veins Sipping at her blood As she feels the pain Cold may be his touch As she does not stop to think She will be on fire as he drinks

I'm The Sin You Cant Give In To
You see me here wanting to come near cause I'm the sin you cant give into You try to push me away but yet want me to stay cause I'm the sin you cant give into You don’t want me to go but you say I must cause you look in my eyes an feel the love an lust Cause I'm the sin you cant give into you still know me ,still want me as much as I want you Cause I'm the sin you cant give into I'm here and I'm tempting. You're confused and keep avoiding Cause I'm the sin you cant give into You can't deny what I do to you. Cause I'm the sin you can't give into So I wait like an animal for its prey For you to give in to me an let me have my way Cause I'm the sin you cant give in to..

The Truth
Three versions of the truth always exist: yours, the other person's and what actually happened. Once you truly understand that, you'll be in on the cosmic joke. Even better, you'll have already moved on.

Seven Dwarfs...
The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone... Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy. Too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was, Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder. -George Carlin

Dating Sucks!
I've been talking to this guy online for a couple of weeks and he wants to go out this Friday. He is 7 years younger than me and his emails consist of "hey", "yo", and "whats up" Very hard to talk to because it is soooo boring getting a one word response to my questions. Usually it is easier to talk online (u get a chance to think of what to say) If we meet in person and he can't hold a conversation with me...what a boring night. He seems to be very nice and all that good stuff but I'm still not sure if I want to go out or not. If I do go, hopefully I have something to write about afterwards. Not just one word. Lol. I guess we'll see.

I Must Tell You
Before we part, I must tell you this from my heart I’ll love you forever I’ve loved you from the start No matter what happens, You’ll always have my heart You mean the entire world to me You’re my shinning star- Because everything I wish for, Is everything you are I knew I was in over my head when I told you but I promise you this I will never deny you Take care my love til our road passes again I will love you forever til the end.........

Hey To All My New Friends And Old Friends And Fans..pls Read
I really like to ty for all helping me level up and being such great friends and fans...i really appreciate it alot and...i hope u understand how u just made me feel ..(happy)..i come to this site every chance i can cuz i enjoy it here most of the time..and bbg helped me out alot to nite on posting a bulletin for me ..and i ty..hehe.. and so did alot of my old and close friends too and i am so glad i found this site when i did...cuz if not i would not know what to do with myself... i meet alot of great people here and i hope to keep them asa friends and someday meet and be friends out side of ct..i mean fubar.. i am still tring to get use to calling it that..lol...so to all of u i ty and to all my close friends on here ty from the bottom of my heart .. and to all my new friends i hope to get to know u all better..an chatt with ya when i can..oh and also be patent with me if ya can and give me time to visit your site.. cuz i got alot of ty's to give and rates and alot of other stuff so

Collective Soul - The World I Know
Just learned this song today (very easy, and cool-sounding chords) on my brand new Breedlove 12-string! Yeah, I need to learn more contemporary songs, my current songlist is mostly greybeard stuff, lol! Here's the lyrics: Has our conscience shown Has the sweet breeze blown Has all the kindness gone Hope still lingers on I drink myself of newfound pity Sitting alone in New York City And I don't know why Are we listening To hymns of offering Have we eyes to see (That) love is gathering All the words that I've been reading Have now started the act of bleeding into one Into one So I walk up on high And I step to the edge To see my world below And I laugh at myself While the tears roll down 'Cause it's the world I know It's the world I know I drink myself of newfound pity Sitting alone in New York City And I don't know why And I don't know why So I walk up on high And I step to the edge To see my world be

Poetry
I like to pretend that I write... feel free to comment and critque if you wish. love is a fickle master a demanding, torturous being it holds the heart in a grip- so tight it hurts when it beats. love is a fickle master a kind, caring being it dictates the mind- so that it creates instead of destroys. love is a fickle master a confusing, flustering being it causes conflict in the body- so that it doesn't know up from down. love is a fickle master love is simply love complicatedly tempermental- love is a fickle master. On the Verge I sit here on the verge of another heartbreak, I've been down this road before, I brace myself for another fall. Flat on my face, It's a place I'm used to being. The view sucks But it gives me time to think, about my mistakes. But Here I am again Sitting on my ledge dare I go down again? hoping for a different outcome? My heart is put on the line, time after time after time, And here I sit on the ve

G-string?
i really want a fubar g-string! but yanno, there's two reasons i wont buy myself one! 1) i'm too cheap 2) rather spend the money on my kids but wouldnt it be funny if ya were to go out with one of those on, get lucky, guy pulls down your pants to see "fubar" on your undies :P think i would just forget about sex and actually laugh the rest of the night

*erotic*>§ΤĥεỮńĽōνέď§®†~the Ink Freak®~ Sent You Strawberries With Whipped Cream ("if You
§ΤĥεỮńĽōνέď§®†~The Ink Freak®~ sent you Strawberries with Whipped Cream I wrote: "Luv Ya! Lick, Lick, BITE! Her Reply: DO BETTER! My Reply: Pulls your hair, don't try and boss me around! Takes both you hands and feet, ties you to the bed. I'll do better. I then proceed to fill your wet pussy with strawberries, then the redi whip bikini is applied, all the way from your front up to you tiny little asshole. Then I begin to lick as you squirm from orgasm after orgasm! You scream so loud I must place a gag on your mouth.............. Her Reply: ummmm,...i like

My Prayer >>>>>>>>
I do not fit in this worLd, Ive known a while. My GOd Called me to do alot and I follow HIM . For he promises a great reward , Life everlasting . this I know of ALL TO WELL. I do serve my Lord, I put worldy thing away now. He loves me and gives me a new destanation . He keeps me strong .. I move on in his , Word of truth and light...My need be not important as I prepare for my lord to help me see that there are people still in need OUT THERE. They thirst for thy drink, oh Lord and for your light. They are beatiful souls reaching out. I Do answer with every shout . I reply Its my God,s words not mine..They listen and they also pray and they send me great thanks..; but im doing my Lords work as he ask.. , I need no Praise , God covers me with love. I need no satisfaction there of . but the people want and have to show me their love...So they tell me and I pray. Oh my Lord cant they see im a servant for thee. It,s you who send the word.. Im but a messanger of sorts. W

Double Standards
You know, it never ceases to amaze me the double standards that are out there i.e. men v women. Over the last year or so I have become an extremely laid back person... I hate drama, and I have really been working on just letting things that bother me just kinda roll off my back. No drama involved with it. All I want is to just have some friends, have some fun. Want to have those friends that I just hang out with and that's all, and some that I can hang out with and fuck, you know whatever. But, it really irks me when someone umm... cheapens me I guess is a way to put it. You know what it is, it's that when it comes down to it, we as a society still think that if a chick sleeps with more than one person at a time she's a whore or whatever, but if a guy does it, no one thinks twice. Now, mind you, no one came out and said this to me or anything, but I pretty much think I read between the lines well enough. Let's put this out on the table, you meet me... I tell you right off the bat that

Meme
[1] List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions. [2] Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.) [3] Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you. [4] Supply photos for said people. 5. I've been in lust with her since Foxfire 4. Dunno why...just wanna 3. Cuz he's sexier than hell. 2. This man....dayum....he might not be able to act, but he can throw me around anyday. and for number one!!!! 1.

Im Married!!
Wow today has to be the most happiest day of my life! I married my beautiful new wife today. I knew from the first day that I met her that I would marry her and now 8 years later it has finally become reality. My life is starting to look up. I start a great new job on Monday, I am back in school and now have a great new family. Life is great!!

Judging The Book (the Alpha Male) By It’s Cover
So many of us are quickly to judge a book by it’s cover, without reading the prolog or a few pages, to entice our selves in the story being told. The very same, as I had recently experienced, goes for a person, as well. I have been writing blogs for over six months now, with my readers, reaching well over 400+. I had recently started posting blogs, on another website. The number of viewers, on the other site, of the same blogs, has dramatic denomination in numbers compare to the other web site. However, I had experienced an anormous rise in viewer numbers, with this website’s question/answer/voting category. My question had received, well over 300+ viewers and a high rate of feedback, which leads to the story of this blog. My blog’s had received a extremely low viewing rate, but, my question seemed to grab an enormous rate of viewers along with a high rate of feedback. My blog’s, equal, my life, yet, no one had taken the time to read me, but, had come quickly to judge me. I had

Jump
I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough. Ive seen the toughest around. And I know, baby, just how you feel. Youve got to roll with the punches to get to whats real Oh cant you see me standing here, Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen. Oh cant you see what I mean ? Might as well jump. jump ! Might as well jump. Go ahead, jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Aaa-ohh hey you ! how said that ? Baby how you been ? You say you dont know, you wont know Until we begin. Well cant you see me standing here, Ive got my back against the record machine I aint the worst that youve seen. Oh cant you see what I mean ? Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. (guitar solo) (keyboard solo) Might as well jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump. Get it and jump. jump ! Go ahead, jump.

3 Word Answers
1. Where is your cell phone? in my bedroom 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? oh yeah right 3. Your hair? blonde springy curls 4. Where is your father? at his house 6. Your favorite thing to do? seriously wanna know? 7. Your dream last night?!! i don't know 8. Your favorite drink? diet coke please 9. Your dream car? Eclipse Spyder Convertible 10. The room you're in? baby stuff everywhere 11. How was your day? pretty dang good 12. Your fears? Snakes are SCARY! 14. Who did you hang out with last night? the baby boy 15. What you're good at? I can sing :) 16. Muffins? cranberry nut muffin 17. One of your wish list item? To be happy 18. Where did you grow up? here there everywhere 19. The last thing you did? gave kids kisses 20. What are you wearing? an old t-shirt (t-shirt is one word right?) 23. Your computer? means my education 24. Your life? getting much better 25. Your mood? pretty friggin' great 26. Missing

Poem I Wrote A Lil Over 8 Months Ago
Seducing the Darkness. I wait here in my darkened world, waiting screaming, crying. You look at me and smile but all i see is hate and disgust. I reach out my hand to touch you but your no longer there. blood streaming its no longer tears that i cry. My heart achs and every breath that i take is full of missery and pain. You come back in and stair from afar. my head pounding as i scream and you ignore my calls. This darkness take over me i am no longer myself as i sink into the floors of my heart. Oh sweet darkness hold me close for he wont, make the tears stop i dont want to cry anymore. make the hurt go away as i embrass this hate i feel ripping away at my insides as my soul thrusts out like blood thirsty wolf. Once again i hold my hand out and reach but you push me down and hold my head under all the tears and blood i have shed that now fill this room. Laughter fills me as i drown. the seduction of deat

Poem Of Love>>>
How do you know it,s love at all. How do you feel.All funny inside. DO you shake, tremble, excite easily. Do you get butterflys in your tummy. Do you wake all hrs. in the nigt. WANTING TO SEE IF THIS SONEONE BE ONLINE. Well I dont begin to understand . See making love isnt same as being in love. So gut instint , I guess you follow.; For me I want,Rockets to explode, to hear Angels sing, or just be dazed.I want to be feeling giddy, maybe even silly, but who knows.Some tell me to be patient,stop looking for love.something you want so bad.. hugs diana xoxoxox

Today Is ..... International Disturbed Peoples Day
Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally wet yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special. I couldn't resist!!

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Well it has really been a long day. I got rudely awakened by my brothers loud music & TV. and I dealt with the dentist. So now I'm going to go to bed. I am starting to get a migraine. I ended up giving my mom the rest of my ice cream...I just couldn't eat it. Oh well...I'll be back tomorrow. XoXoX Sweet Dreams Fubarlites! BrattyBytch Has Left The Building!

George Carlin's View On Aging
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, yo

Birth Control Diaphragm
What is a Diaphragm? A diaphragm is a thin rubber dome with a springy and flexible rim. It is inserted into the vagina, fits over the cervix and is held in place by vaginal muscles. A diaphragm holds spermicide in place over the cervix (opening to the uterus). Spermicide kills sperm, preventing fertilization. After intercourse, it should be left in place for 6-8 hours. Diaphragms are 86-94% effective as birth control. Diaphragms may offer some limited protection against reproductive tract infections and HIV/AIDS. Use another diaphragm pictureGetting a diaphragm requires a fitting in a clinic. During the fitting, a fitting ring is inserted into the vagina. The largest ring that fits comfortably is usually the one chosen. Different types of diaphragms are available. You and your medical provider can decide between coil, flat, or arcing spring diaphragms. Diaphragms can be inserted up to 2 hours before sex because spermicide is only effective for 2 hours. If you insert your

Spermicides
Overview Spermicides are chemical products inserted in a woman's vagina before sex that inactivate or kill sperm. They have been available for more than 40 years, and the rigorous contraceptive testing required by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration was not required at the time of their approval (FHI 2000). The main chemicals used in spermicides are nonoxynol-9, octoxynol-9, menfegol, and benzalkonium chloride. Of these, nonoxynol-9 is the most common. Spermicides often are used as a temporary method while waiting for a long-term method or by couples who have intercourse infrequently. Many breastfeeding women who need contraception use spermicides since they increase vaginal lubrication, can be used immediately after childbirth, and have no hormonal side effects. Spermicides come in several different forms—cream, jelly (gels), melting suppository, foaming tablet, aerosol foam, and C-film. Some condoms also come lubricated with spermicide. When used alone, spermicides provide so

Knowing Symptoms Of A Stoke Can Save Lives
My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously Please read: STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a h elpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hou

My Love
when i say i love you i mean that to the fullest and i know that no matter what i will always love you. i often question myself at times like do i love a person more than i love myself or do they even know how much love really grows inside of me when it comes to them. my love is unconditonal deeper than anything on this earth my love is what makes me grow each day just that love and that person or persons is whats right my love is the one thing that lets me know that that when i give piece of my heart to you that i want you around for as long as we both live for me to say i love you daily is a gift from god to you to let you know im there no matter what and thats as real as i can ever get i always think like when i say i love you do they know how powerful the sound of that coming from my voice is. does that person know not to play with those words and the many differant context of that word that can come from me all in all it comes down to loving you caring for

Who Was Your First
1. Who was your first prom date? Bill (not so great) 2. Who was your first roommate? Tammy and Tamara! :) 3. What was your first alcoholic drink? hell, something Tammy gave me that had her aunt's Kahlua in it lol 4. What was your first job? Hostess at Oldies :) 5. What was your first car? 80 something Nissan Pulsar 6. Who was the first person you texted today? no one 7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning? that is SO my business 8. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Hensheid 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? from TX to NC, I think 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? I only snuck out once, I was going to meet Ryan, and I left my parents a note 11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them.? Lisa Fisher...and no we lost contact 12. Where was your first sleep over? Kelly Edwards, I think 13. Who was the first person you talked to this morn

Tell Me Boi.........
¢¾ *Bootie shakin...Heart Breakin* *Mad hott...Never stop* *Short skirt...Love to flirt* *Curvy hips...Shiny lips* *High class...Nice ass* *Bangin style...Sexxci smile* *Luscious thights...Candiee eyes* *Temptin lips...Killer kiss* *Tell me Boi...Can yu handle dis?* ¢¾

Just Rambling
well her it is my first blog...i never know what to say in these things so if i ramble i am sorry....its just that a lot of thoughts flow through my mind and well i like to put them down for some strange reason well a little about me i work in construction and also am a sergeant in the army reseerves i have been to iraq wanna go back but not looking like it any time soon...in the construction world i work with concrete making basements and driveways and all the fun concrete stuff it sucks but the pay is good i love to have fun and be amused...if i am bored i tend to do stupid stuff just to try to stay amused i know kinda weird well that is enough for now maybe i will be back later lol

Second Thought Of The Day
Why must people lie? I'm not even gonnamake this one gender biased but is it that hard to tell the truth? Just about anything...don't tell me ur day was fine when it really wasn't, don't tell me that u are an engineer if ur realy a trash man, and please don't say u are single if ur not. I am not a dumb person, actually I am fairly smart and there's a reason why I just sit back at times and watch people.....cause I can spot a liar more easily that way! Just be honest is all humans ask of other humans.

July 25 Th Till Further Notice,
23 *Lord Wolf *Commander,Kingdom of Wolves"Angel,Lord Wolf's Alpha Luna, Hows it Going I'm Lord Wolf founder Kingdom of Wolves.It's a Bombing Family that Gives it's members 100% backing in Contests.I'm Seeking Bombers as I have 2 Family members in contests now.1 is my Morpher SpiritWolf.Whom makes all my Family's Wolf Morphs an other animal Morphs.An the other is a Great awesome Friend Sexy Goth,Sexiest in a Cowboy Hat contest.If you'd like to be part of my Great Awesome Family.Send a Friend Request,after you have Added Kingdom of Wolves to your Heading.I then will retrieve your Link for the Membership Blog an have u pick your Wolf or other.Then I will Instruct you what Contest to Bomb or u can just check out my Blogs.Hope to see u.Or if you'd like to be an 11's Mercenary Bomber.Apply to Lord Wolf Here is Spiritwolfs Link.: Sexy Goth Link.

We Need Yor Help
SASSY LAURIE NEEDS YOUR HELP WINNING A ROLEX WATCHPLEASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE SHE WILLDO THE SAME IN RETURN AND I WILL TOO http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=439540&i=1328331391 HUGGS AND LOVE

I Question Life Sometimes:(
THIS has been a shitty day first my friend died one from church she was a sweet person and i just found out early today then I went to work which consist of a long day of taking care of a invalid..she depends on me for all her care ..I question God at times why would someone have to lay there and be so dependent on another human being it just doesnt seem fair at times bit then im not suppose to question our Maker..I go in the morning I open the blinds so she can see the sunlight then I take a wash cloth from the cupboard and set it aside and take gloves and slip them on then i take her false teeth and run them under warm water and wet the washcloth with hot water as she request bringing it all back in to her room and i place her dentures in her mouth and then i wash face allowing the warmth to open her eyes gently all this time the thoughts running through my mind that this woman at one time was very alive like me she had a family and endured much in her life as well yet here we are

Sexual Issues #11
Spicing Up Your Sex Life You've been together for years. The relationship's good, but you look back on the frequent, mind-blowing sex that you had in the early months and years and wonder, "where did it all go?" These days, sex is the same old, same old. Something you do on a Friday night, without variety, without much excitement. Your sex life is in serious need of spice! A weekend at a fancy hotel, without the children, will do it, but that's expensive. There are plenty of creative, less costly ways of turning up the heat. Try role playing. You both get dressed up, go to a bar - separately - and then he has to try and pick her. Or she has to spot him in a bar and make a move on him. Be outrageous, then cool and withdrawn. Have fun. Do a little "dirty dancing". All you need is some Latin music and a few scarves. Think of the great exercise you'll get at the same time. Rescue your sex life from the doldrums by dressing up as a fireman or a policeman. Turn her on with

Burning Inside
you are as beautiful as the sky, i sit and wonder why, my heart does yearn, the flames inside do burn, to have you with me, to see what we could be, together as one, being together will be fun, to respect and love, to honor and cherish, never for our love to parish, wanting you with me, i shall get on one knee, to ask you one question, you know what it would be, close your eyes and you will see, i want you with me, our hearts will soar free, intertwinned as one, under the bright sun, the warmth of your touch, would make me happy so much, never will we know unless we try, knowing we will never ask why, knowing the love i have is immense, the ways i show it will be intense, it will be all good, the way it should, you hold my heart, i truely hope we never part.........

Pain
CLOSURE Farewell to arms that never held me Farewell to arms that never loved me Farewell to arms that only hurt me Farewell to arms that will remain empty I hate you for the life you’ve stolen For a childhood lost, mostly forgotten Eyes that are swollen with undeserved tears The screams of pain still ring in my ears I longed for you, the love of a mother Got none from you, not me or my brother You raped our minds, bodies and souls Now in hell you’ll burn eternally old My feelings may seem a bit confused But they are quite normal, for experiencing you So goodbye my mother don’t rest in peace Your death to us has brought some relief Farewell to arms that never held me Farewell to arms that never loved me Farewell to arms that only hurt me Farewell to arms that will remain empty

Theunloved Diaries Entry 07-25-07
If you knew it was all going to end tomorrow, How would you live today? Does life really end or does someone hit your Pause button like a lame joke of sorts. Is there someone you need to tell “I Love You”! Or better yet show them how much you Love them. Maybe you just simply need to wrap your arms around them, And say nothing at all. If so why not do it today. It’s never to late, until tomorrow comes. And someone may forget to hit your play button, Then your chance will be lost forever. TheUnLoved ® 07-25-07

Help Cure Autism
Hey all 93.1 Jack Fm is having a concert at the Verizon Ampatheater in Irvine Ca....the line up includes ZZ Top,The Pretnders,Stevie Nix ,Stray Cats and Sugar Ray...the promo is they have taken 2008 Titan truck and filled the bed with Cheap sunglasses and for $1 you can guess how many sunglasses it toom to fill the bed and have a chance to win the truck...all proceeds go to curing Autism....I love some one with Autism!! Autism strikes 1 in 163 children is inflicted with desease and it has many different forms..BUT the CDC says it's not an epedemic..whem my son was born in 1993 it was 1 in 10,000 kids BUT it's not an epedemic.. pfffffffffft..anyways you can check it out at http://www.931jackfm.com/pages/701136.php?contentType=33&contentId=24843

Fubar Marriage!
As of today, Gamptastic and I have been married in the site of Fubar, May no man take us under....Show him some Luv,., Surely not going to beable to get it so far away but here. Off to see my Fubar hubby now!

Tortured Soul
Tortured Soul 07-25-07 Sliding ever so slowly into the darkness, Slowly drifting into that pit of never-ending. The slower you go down the more the pain hurts. Can you handle you own destruction? The knowing that this very well could be your Final ride to the end that you may never return this time. Is this the last time, That you can’t scratch and claw your way out of your Own self-made pit of doom. You cry out for help, But you can’t even hear your own cries. The pain overtakes you, the pain in you immortal soul. For you body has become immune to pain from The physical torture of the life you chose to live. Nothing remains to absorb the pain but your soul. Could this be all there is left? Your soul destined to be Tortured for eternity. The end is near, the last small light turns to complete darkness. Are you willing to accept it? Will you give in to the demons, You hide in you mind? Will You give into DEATH?

I Just Got Fubar Hitched!!
Ladies And Gentlemen Of Fubar. It is my proud honor to announce the Fubar unoin of Gimptastic and Porcelain. It was a private ceramony. In lieu of gifts, we would be very appreciative of someone who could work thier Fu magic and and create a marriage certificate and fubar card/wedding pic(s). Check out my fubar wifey and send her some love. She is in my family section. Now off to our honeymoon to consumate the marriage. Any suggestions???

Who People Are
Ya know one thing I have learned in life is a few simple rules of life. 1. Believe none of what you hear, and half of what you see, and you'll have a pretty clear picture. 2. Expect people to be EXACTLY who they have proven themselves to be in the past. 3. I essentially see people as honest until they prove me otherwise. I try to live by these rules, and so far, they haven't steered me wrong. Oh yeah, and the past really is the past, unless it applies to a present situation..Then it's presence yet again. (For people who've made the same mistake more than once). Just some words of wisdom. Peace Out! Thunderkiss65

A Poem
Here is one of my poems I am trying to publish. Do not steal this or I will hunt you down and kill you. TY sitting around a round coffee table our fingertips pressed to an inverted wineglass fragile rainbow-tinged planchette... scraps of alphabet and numbers yes and no laid out at the edges like a wheel of chance always the opening ending question is there anyone there please? is there anyone there... while the calico cat jumps out at shadows and the cicadas in the trees say yes maybe no in a staccato chant and then the glass moves like a tiny iceberg toward yes

Radom Writing
Whispers are words you only want heard by those that are important. Yells are words you want heard by everybody. Screams are words that you need to let out when your hurt and have no other way of telling others. Soft tones are formed into words to the ones you love and never want to lose. How many of these do you do in a day how many do you do in a year. I have come to find I yell more and scream more with each passing day because my one true person I want to do those soft tones to is not here to calm me down or hold me tight. My rock is not here to hold me to reality of which we call this world and life. It seems to spin out of control except when I hear his voice on the phone or the brief times we do get to see each other. Life I have come to realize is nothing without the one you love it holds no meaning or purpose it is a endless void that is yearning to be filled once more. I hope one day everyone will fill the Love that one fills when they know they have found the one for th

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LOL Im watching some of the people's status's changing...and I'm getting quite a kick out of it. It may be a rather annoying new feature, but its kind of funny to watch. Oh well...I added new pics yesterday. How come hardly any comments/rates on em :( *sob* See Ya - BrattyBytch

Today's Horoscope
Have things been snappish between you and a dear one? Try taking a completely different tact in your next interaction. Before you start talking, set your intentions. Make this person feel warm and welcome. It'll help. Note: Who is not welcome???

Posters Are Done! W00t!
Well I finally got poster work done and here it is, it's a resized version of the original. I wanna thank MBM graphics for the work. You a band and want some shit done too by people who deal with music, entertainment etc. check their banner out on my profile page.">Normal sized posters look bad ass!

No Love Fer The Armadillo
Yes i know i'm probabley misspelling it, but yall can correct me if u like lol. Ok anyway me and a friend got to talikng how lots of folks on here use the term lone wolf or cougar on here, yet why no love fer the other little furry badasses of the forest?You'll see folks call themselves lone wolf such and such or cougar, but why not something orignal? Why not killer opossom, or mad aramdillo? Whos to say they cant be equally romping stomping woodland rebels.Naw folks we need to be more orignal. N if folks love wolfs so much, why not the coyote too? And of all things the bear is the most kickass, yet hes almost completely fegotten.Lots more out there, just fer some reason folks just key in on dern wolves. Naw gonna have to go with aramdillo folks. Hes cool, lives by no mans rules. A rebel, women love him and men fear him. Dillo, not posomon the half shell but posom from hell lol. N someone said i wouldnt write this blog lol..........

Just Say Thank You!!
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at The man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to co mpose one of his Own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a Woman as beautiful as yo

All Friends
I would love to thank u all for rating my fireworks flower... i thought it turned out cool.... Glad u all liked it .... www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

Nsfw Pics
Ok due to some events today my nsfw photos will no longer be open to anyone but my family members. When people swipe them even though you have no rips marked then show you on messenger that they have them it makes you alittle leary about sharing with anyone else i will have to know you for awhile before i show them from now on.... Thanx Judi

Thought Of The Day
Why is it so hard for a man to "read between the lines" when a woman is trying to be a caring and loving friend? Just because I say I care about you doesn't mean I wanna be with you, especially if I know you ain't ready to be in a relationship. Believe me, if I wanted you like that, I would let you know flat out and that person DOES know who he is and he knows exactly how I feel about him, but the time just isn't right yet. Men, lighten up and realize that us women are good for something more than just a mouth, an ass, or a pussy.

Problems?
Dunno what the hell is going on however been having some problems fer the past half an hour, site is slow as all shit an things aint posting the way they should...Don't ya just love these freakin glitches??? LOL

How Come
goodbye is so hard to say? you hate the person.. they do nothing but stir anger and disgust deep inside you... and yet... they still bring tears to your eyes as you walk away... guess I needed the ten minute flushing of my eyeballs... its been awhile... so... 2 down... 2 to go... so far.. I'm winning... or at least I'll realize this in a few weeks.. lol

The Big Lebowski
sigh... i'm in the middle of a movie.. here's the plot.. car breaks down.. tow truck brings us home.. find out that the whole break system is done and needs to be fixed... the guy at my usual mechanic says 430 dollars... me mbeing broke as i am decide to see if i am covered under warranty.. the people say i am so i bring it to them and well they decide to screw me and say that only one part is covered under warranty and the rest of the break system needs to be fixed.. still gonna be 400 dollars... that was last friday and i still have no car... anyway this mornin i find out that the mechanics at the place i brought my car after my original mechanic could've fixed it in 2 days and i would have had it by monday now the fuckers at the other place broke the back lines for the breaks and I HAVE TO PAY MORE MONEY!!! ARGHH FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH SHOOBIDE DOO WOP MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!!! sooo now i have to pay 600 dollars for something that isn't my fault!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK ANGER ANGER A

Ok
For the person who is sending me gifts and poems, you can shout me i will not out you or you can send me a Fumail, but will you please stop sending gifts anonymously or at least say who you are in the gift, I understand you are trying to help me or calm me down, but I suffer from anxiety and depression, and with all that's going on and then trying to figure all this out, it's really taking a toll on me, so please come forward even if it is in private, thank you

I Love You
I Love You I love you. From the moment I first laid eyes on you, I knew you were the one for me. Now that I have you, all I want to do is be with you all the time. Walking hand in hand, together, we enjoy each other’s company. And we fight the ones who get in our way. How I’ve longed for you all my life. You mean the world to me. I love you. From the moment we part in the late hours of the afternoon, until the next time I see you, all I think is you. You are constantly on my mind... the fun memories we had, the unpleasant memories we had, they keep coming back to me when we're apart. So powerful, so fierce, everyone moves back to give you space. And yet, holding you gently and not squeezing you tight, yes, that’s how you like to be held. I hold you the way I would hold a tiny sparrow and I will never let go of you. It feels so nice when I put my hands around you. Gentle strokes, I try to feel you intensely. I have so much passion for you. I close my eyes and try to imagine

Just Wondering?
"Through the wind and through the trees my beauty walked with ease. Though the walk was taunting verily she kept on walking. Through the fog and through the rain. She would not stop to wait and see. My beauty would not stop until she reaches me." It's a poem for a crush type thing. What do you think?

What A Shitty Day
after getting some bad news this morning in regards to a friend My Car needed repairs that ran 400 dollars, then as I was distracted I locked my keys in the car and needed to call a lock smith another 75 dollars lol Tomorrows another day and my friend will be fine but will be in the hospital for a bit for recovery

Few New Pix In My Workout Time Folder!!!
Few new pix in my workout time folder!!! date: 2007-07-25 16:29:32 Please comment, and comment my other folders as well, my nsfw(just me) folder is open till tomorrow night!

The Real About Me.
I was married for over 15yrs. My wife died on Jan. 25th 2006. We had been together since I was 17. I have three teenage kids. I work as a Land Surveyor. I'm a taurus. That was chessy. It's been very hard on my children and me but we manage. I am looking for people to hang out and have fun with. I'm nice to a point but don't push me. I like people who have strong wills like me. If you talk to me I will talk to you. Say hello sometime. If your a hater kick rocks. You need Jesus. If you actually read this then maybe your cool after all. Oh and yes I am a crusty old perv. I will rate your pics but I usually wont comment. Some women put up sexy pics but get offended if you make a sexual comment so I just enjoy your pics and rate them what they are worth. Thanks for reading this crap. Have a good day. God bless you. Keep it sexy.

Lyrics
Wassup How you doin? I've been seeing you from across the room And you know, I just need your attention for a few minutes Is that cool with you? Yeah? Ight Check it Listen I can't wait to get to school each day And wait for you to pass my way And bell starts to ring An angel starts to say "hey that's the girl for you So what are you gonna do" Hey little girl I love you so (whoa whoa) All I do is think of you Day and Night (that's all I do) I can't get you out my mind Think about (all the time) All the time Hurry can't you take the long way home Just so I can be alone To think about to say That my heart is here to stay Hey I'm in love with you I think the world of you So won't you please, please be mine I want... All I do is think of you (baby) Day and night (all the time every night and day) I can't get you out my mind (my mind) Think about (think about you all the time) All the time (Uh)You know what girl? I'm in love I can say it, yea I

Miss Lohan
ok in such a short life time a person like her has done a lot and has a lot more to look forward to, but for her its like she doent want to look forward or in any other direction, she seems hell bent on destroying her life before she can truly live it. she really needs to get help and stick with it, she has incredible talent and if she keeps going she could be a really big star like Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, oh wait Marilyn Monroe got her self into trouble with drugs and might have been murdered by the mob but you get the picture she needs to get away from Hollywood and get back to a more normal life. If it takes her going to jail to get her life on the right track then so be it, like i said she has talent but she needs to remember she is not immortal and her current life style will kill her kinda like it did with so many of Hollywood's actors over the years that went down the drug road and never came back, like John Belushi and River Phoenix both had great talent but died way to s

The Morning After...
This is an excert from the book I am working on. It is unfinished and unedited. I do not really get much time to work on it but figured I would share some of what I have had time to write. And for clarification before anyone makes an ass of them selves by assuming. It is a fiction novel no it hasn't happened to me nor will it be happening. These are just characters that I made up out of thin air and any resemblence to anyone living or not is strictly coincidental. She ran her finger tips down his chest slowly, loving the feel of his bare flesh. The night before had been better than she had dreamed about. Six month worth of emails, instant messages and late night phone calls that turned hot and sultry. She buried her face in his chest breathing in his smell. "Good God," she thought, "am I sure it wasn't another dream?" He began to move and his breathing was becoming faster. She had woken him. She hadn't meant to disturb his sleep he had been through so much while deployed and kn

Falling Behind Need Help
Ok the race is on...Night vixen is kicking my ass in points..this is a friendly race to level up. It Seems she has more people rating her than i do..THANKS TO HER FRIEND SIR WILLIAM...LOL. ....that or her friends have wayyyy too much time on thier hands LOL..just kiddin baby..... ANYWAY SO HERES THE DEAL !!!!! WHOEVER SENDS THE MOST FRIENDS TO MY PAGE TO RATE MY PICS BY FRI JULY 26 WILL RECIEVE THE CORVETTE FROM THE BIG PIMPIN GIFT SECTION. I KNOW ITS NOT MUCH BUT I SPENT ALL MY FUBUCKS ON THE MILLION DOLLAR MANSION SO MY BABY COULD GET OUT OF THE GHETTO...LMAOOO YES... I AM POINT WHORING NOW!!!! ..... ITS A SHAME I HAVE STOOPED TO THIS LEVEL TO WIN A BET. SO SEND ONE.... SEND ALL.... HAVE THEM LET ME KNOW WHO SENT THEM SO I CAN KEEP TRACK.....AND I WILL RETURN THE RATES TO EACH WHO RATE ME. ALSO I WILL MAKE A FUBAR USER TAG FOR ANYONE WHO RATES MY PICS

Well, He Decided.
My brother decided to move back to NY (AGAIN!). He was out there last year before I came out there to see my mother and ended up goin back. Who knows how long this stay will last, as he came back out to WA in Feb. He is gonna be stayin with my grandparents (hopefully) and workin at Dunkin' Donuts in town. Which isnt far from their house, so he can walk to work. So thats not so bad. Least its not far and my mom can pick him up on her way from work, if he doesnt wanna walk home. I will update this if he changes his mind.

I Read A Mum About Romance: >.my Ideal Of Romance Is ...>>>
Romance is something in ones life that they work at or say or do for or feel , for another, person.like a suprise or acting out fanasties with them .. Making dreans, come true with them for them ...Am I right or no.?...Even little things count for each other..>.. Remenbering special dates and anniverseries, holidays and other occasinos that was sPent with them and shared together . MayBE a birth of a child, A ride on a bike, trip to a vacation with your love.... Any all can be romantic .. Romantical memories that were and are made, together as a couple. This is my ideal of romanc. Giving your all and sharing all with that one special person, working to keep love a live,..Even if a spouce or lover be across the seas you can make beatiful memories or romantic gesters to one another... When love is alive you can conqure and over come the worst of obstacles.. even online relationships.. think about it.. hugssss.......... diana

Realtionships
what is a realtionship? a realtionship should be based on respect and honstey but some people cant keep a realtionship because sometimes men dont want a bbw or they dont want a female that has kids so how do we keep a realtionship? if you can help stop by and let me know

Anyone Want One?
i am now making an fubar id for ppl that want me to make one..i have nothing better to do, so i thought i would be nice and do sumthign creative..well just let me know, if anyone is interested..u all have a great nite..

Cleaveage Contest For Nsfw Bombers Family
NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS FAIMLY is having a Contest for The Best Cleaveage shot. Must be a picture with your face in it. It must be you. RULES 1. Must be a real pic, no photo shopping allowed!!!!!!!!! 2. NO BLANK COMMENTS 3. NO down rating other entrants 4. GOT 2 HAVE YOUR FACE IN IT 2 TY 1st Tropical Vacation 2nd Silver Motorcycle 3rd Trailer Comment bombing is allowed! And self bombing is allowed. The contest will run for 2 weeks. As soon as I get enough entrants, it will start. If you want to enter, hit up either links below. Have fun with this and enjoy. 'THE NEW NSFW MAFIA BOMBERS Family@ fubar

True Lies - Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Where do you go after midnight When all the doors should be closed Your alibis just don't sound right I asked but nobody knows Then you look in the eyes And make it sound so very nice With those True Lies Someone's been sleepin' in my bed This room don't smell like you and me Someone’s been sneakin' out the window Do you think I'm too blind to see When you look me in the eyes And make it sound so very nice With those True Lies It was a clever disguise But, girl, I'm gettin' wise To your True Lies You been doin' this for so long now Thinkin' it's the truth I guess it don't seem wrong if it Ain't bein' done to you You Got a lot to learn, baby, You can keep it down Cause the words gets in the wind Then it's bound to blow back around -------------Solo---------------- Girl, can you give me a reason Bet you don't even know why Can't figure out what you're thinkin' Or what it is you're tryin' to justify When you look me in the eyes and make it sound so very

Weirdest Dream Ever
Ok..it was Mark, Dave[[from work]] and I at some kind of movie, Broadway thing... Not sure which, because either way it was happening in front of us, and we were occasionally in it, but we were sitting in theater seats. Anywhoo, it was a weird mix between Cinderella and Snow white. It had the 3 step sisters from Cinderella, and the witch from Snow white. Only.. the three sisters were dog puppets. So much shit went on in this dream, it was incredible.. It had to do with a River, a giant balloon, the kind you ride up in the sky in.. don't remember what they're called at the moment.. The balloon was in the river, too... Well, mark and Dave were in the little basket to the balloon in the river, and i was on top of the balloon, holding on to dear life by a fishing line that was attached to the basket. We were all careening down the freaking river when the witch started yelling and screaming and laughing, when all the sudden we wash up in a cave, she enters, laughs, and zaps us

Yeah.....
Corrupted Love A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love

Born With A Broken Heart - Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Up from the ashes, out of the flames Keeps gettin' stronger, like a slow rollin' train Watch it run Oh, why do the good die young Burnin' like a shootin' star Born with a broken heart Off in the distance, it was callin' my name So I took me a ride, on that slow rollin' train It still runs But it seems that the good die young Playin' on that sad guitar Born with a broken heart Burnin' like a shootin' star Born with a broken heart Seems it was over, before it begun Killed by a bullet, from a six-string gun Bang a drum Oh, why do the good die young Ridin' in a long black car Born with a broken heart Playin' on that sad guitar Born with a broken heart Burnin' like a shootin' star Born with a broken heart

Html Comments??
Hey fellow friends! I just wanted to let yawl know that anyone can now leave me HTML Profile comments!! But please use some form of respect with what type of HTML comments you will be leaving.. I will delete picture comments if.. ----------------------------------- 1) they take up my whole page 2) NSFW 3)If it causes my page to slow down!! ------------------------------------ Now what are you waiting for?? Go leave me LOVE ;)

805 Riding
IM IN THE 805 STRAIGHT RIDING,RIDEING ON BUSTA AND FAKE HUSLTERS,GANGSTA,PIMP,AND PLAYAZ.IM THE BIG DOG SHOOT CALLER AND THE BALLER.ME AND MY BOYZ BE KNOCKING FOOLS OUT 1 BLOW KO,ME AND MY BOYZ AINT THE ONES TO BE FOOLED WITH,AS ME AND MY BOYS LEAN LIKE CHOLO'S

Do You Have What It Takes???
Fantasia No Limit Lounge is currently hiring for 2 dj Positions! If you think you have what it takes and you are a experienced, reliable dj please contact management! The Stallion-FNL-Adrenaline Radio@ fubar ÐïÐÐ¥ ? ÄR & FñL ? Kïttêñ§ Måñ ? Ghêttð Jµggålð ? fµ ¥ðµ@ fubar ?Dj Tease?FNL?AR??ßG?@ fubar *Troublesum*akaYummyMzCJ*FnL*AR*AtomicBomber&Rockstar*@ fubar Please click the link and fill out the dj Aplication or come into the lounge Thank you, Adrenaline Management

Music To My Ears !m! !m!
Your Life: The SoundtrackOpening credits: The Last Dance - NightmaresWaking up: Evereve - Fall Into OblivionAverage day: Rob Zombie - Sinners INCFirst date: Xandria - RavenheartFalling in love: Moonspell - VampiriaLove scene: Nightwish - Wish I had an AngelFight scene: Prodigy - smack my bitch upBreaking up: Enigma & Enya - Pure Moods - Return to innocenceGetting back together: Wiccan - Lorena McKennitt - Snow Wiccan PaganSecret love: Inkubus Sukkubus - Vampyre KissLife's okay: A Perfect Circle - 3 LibrasMental breakdown: Children Of Bodom - Taste Of My ScytheDriving: Beborn Beton - Deeper than the usual feelingLearning a lesson: Arch Enemy - We Will RiseDeep thought: Opeth - Black Rose ImmortalFlashback: Sisters Of Mercy - Cry Little SisterPartying: Razed in black - Oh my goth dj rib trance remiHappy dance: VNV Nation - BelovedRegreting: Within Temptation - DestroyedLong night alone: My Dying Bride - For YouDeath scene: Morbid Angel - God of EmptinessClosing credits: Type O Negetive -

Please Help Me Out In My First Contest!
I am entered in the "Sexiest in a cowboy hat" contest! Please help me out! Bombing is allowed! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=395801&albumid=471966&i=4194403559 TY in advance! Cali

Your Favorite Fantasy Looser
YOUR FAVORITE F... rated your photo a '1'! 10 hr ago · YOUR FAVORITE F... just checked you out! 10 OK Friends and Family, Check out this Hater, Jealous CUNT>Your Favorite Fantasy This looser, sorry assed excuse for a female comes to my page today, rates my salute photo a 1 and leaves, Now Just to give Ya all a lil Info on this old worn out broad, She WAS on Harley's friends list, Long before I met him. Well after Harley and I got together, She starts TRYING to make trouble for us. with posting comments to Harley, sending him e mails and IM's..Harley asked this cunt, nicely to tone it down and told her HE Loves ME and doesn’t want any more then a respectful friendship from her and to be respectful of me...Well need less to say, this stupid ass kept up her dumb crap. SO Harley deleted her. Now this OLD hag of a female, Thought she may have had a chance with Harley, Which she NEVER did. She's a jealous looser, drama queen, a hater a down rater. So after OVER a

Blue On Black - Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
Night, falls, I'm alone Skin, yeah, chilled me to the bone You, turned and you ran, oh, slipped from the edge of my hand Blue on black, tears on a river Push on a shove, it don't mean much Whisper on a scream, doesn't change a thing Don't bring you back Blue on black Blind, oh, now I see truth, lies, and in between Wrong, can't be undone Slipped, from the tip of your tongue Blue on black, tears on a river Push on a shove, it don't mean much Whisper on a scream, doesn't change a thing Don't bring you back Blue on black Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band lyrics

Poem
If I were to respond, respond to the taste, smell and touch of you The intensity of your sensuality making every fantasy true. Would it simply be lust, craving, hunger and need? Staggering like an overloaded farmer desperate to plant seed. Or would you take my to the depths of your warm, salty sea? And like a diver after treasure swimming in those depths you'd find me.

Quote For July 25
We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies. --- Martin Luther King Jr. Bonus Quote: It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. --- William Blake This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

Blah Heather Again
so shoot me for being emo, but hey she's been my best friend since high school and now seems to want to have nothing to do with me, yes i understand she has two horses a job and a boyfriend but at the same time she tells me she wants to spend some more time with and she does this to me every time i come home, i swear she gets on my case for not calling her or texting her but when i do i just get blown off, i mean shit yes i'm 21 but still come on now at least give me a simple just fuck off or something don't just stop talking to me, fuck

Laugh For July 25
Workman's Comp Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident

A Man Reading A Dear John Letter
A Man reading a dear john letter Here is a link to of a man reading a dear john letter and saying exactly what he reading this is so funny (I wouldnt listen to this when there are kids bosses around) http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/ then tell me what you think

Umm Am I Sooo Hard To Understand????
If you are rude, arogant, or pushy you might as well move on to the next profile because I'm not down with all of that...sorry for those who stayed to continue to read on...I'm 34 years old and I have been playing the dating game for a short time now and it really sucks~ To be very honest you really can't get to know someone in a couple of hours and on that first meeting people aren't really being themselves,(at least the ones I have met) I am just your average girl next door so if your looking for a "barbie" type then u might want to move on to the next profile cause I'm the type that don't mind getting dirty when I'm working or playing, but don't worry cause I do like to look good for whoever I'm with. And I am looking for someone who don't mind their mate bettering themselves in all aspects of life..( really now that would be plain stupid to just not let them go back to school because if ur smart~when they graduate they will be making more money~more money means that it's more money

Jimmy Page Vs. Ted Nugent
This fight was closer! Heres your results- Jimmy Page-25 Votes Ted Nugent-20 Votes And STILL CHAMPION, Jimmy Page! Stick around for our next fight in my next MUMM-Jimmy Page VS. Queen's Brian May!

Life With My Son In The Truck This Summer
Firstly I want to apologize for not writing yesterday but hey it happens from time-to-time. After spending half the day fighting with my load planner’s and the other half spent rushing to finally get the load I was too mentally and physically to do much on the Blog. Today’s special subject is one I wish to share especially with you readers lol. Today’s subject is about life in the truck with my son this summer. Before I go into this let me give you some history regarding my son and myself. His mother and I separated when he was about two, Despite being offered custody several times she refused to take him-in, I guess as a single partying mom was more alluring to her than taking care of her own son. Needless to say the years to follow were not the easiest. I was raised old-school, graduate get a job get married have children and support your family; nobody ever told me you’re going to get married have a job get divorced and become a single dad. I spent many nights pulling my hair w

Need Photoshop/photo Editing Work Done?
Hey, if you need some photoshop work done, like editing photos, making some graphics, etc etc, send me a message. Right now, I've got some time to burn (a little bit) and don't mind volunteering my time to help you awesome FuBar peeps. Who knows how long I'm going to be this nice. But. Just send me a message, and we'll do some cool stuff. For a few examples of stuff I busted out super-quick-style on a whim, check out my photos section, and the images of the amazingly sexy Holly Hearse in the "Photo Editing" album. Want to see the originals? Go to Holly's account and look at her "Photoshoot with Dave Wright" set (http://fubar.com/images.php?u=420819&albumid=473808 Dave did a great shoot with her, and she's always super-talented, but the lighting was craptastic. It's fixed now :D. So, if you want some work done, let me know, and we'll talk! And to Dave Wright - Please don't get mad that I photoshopped your work! As a photog I know the rules behind that, but, well... I

Softball
NOT PRACTICING= STUPID!! NOT KNOWING WHO YOUR PLAYING AGAINST= STUPID!! NOT KNOWING WHAT TIME THE GAME STARTS=STUPID!! WONDERING WHY YOUR IN LAST PLACE AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE=PRICELESS!! MAKES ME WONDER WHY I PLAY FOR THEM

Guestbook
i got...1348 friends on my list and aint half that on my guestbook so when ya ppl that aint on it plz stop by abd sign it if ya got one too that i missed plz let me know i would be happpy too sign it ty alll have a wonderful dayyyyyy

Enjoyed The Day.
It has been a great day especially because I was able to chat with so many of you here in fubar. This is a great site!!!! Thanks to all that took the time to rate my pictures and showed sum lov'n. muah!!! ciao

Two Inches Should Be Enough
The testicles of an Alberta midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, And started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check For a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and Reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.. Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with Amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked

Nigerian Scam Response
I'm so sick of getting these emails. Today, I decided I would respond, and ride it out. If I get a response from this guy...I'll post it here...here is the original email, and my reply: _________________ From: BARRISTER CHRISTOPHER MOTLEY ESQ [mailto:frommychambers1@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 16:54 Subject: Late Engr.John Ferguson will Dear beneficiary On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.John Ferguson ; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr.John Ferguson made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his

I Promise You My Heart
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Your the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! All the best... ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶

The Big What If
I don't like giving other people advice especially when it's not ask for but when a friend asks me for it I try and just give them my opinion. There's a young man that says he's in love with this young lady but she doesn't feel the same way about him.I told him that you can't make some one fall in love with you no matter how hard you try.To make a very long story short.He is starting to sound obsessed over this girl and will not consider moving on,he's hoping and waiting for her to change her mind about him.He wants to marry her and believes they are meant to share their lives together. I feel bad for him even though I don't know him in person but I also worry about the young lady.I told him all of this yet he refuses to listen. I have no way of knowing if anything he has told me over the last month is true but if it is shouldn't he seek professional help? If it's not true then I just end up looking dumb but I'd rather that than hear about some fatal attraction that cost some

482
I survived the dentist. But I am NOTout of the woods just yet. I have to have 3 teeth removed in August. *cries* 2 are my wisdom teeth and one is one of the other ones in the back. Dr. Haddadd was very very very nice, and I would gladly recommend him to anyone! I was expecting some young overpaid know it all jerk. I lucked out and got a very gentle middle aged guy. The dental assistant that brought me to my room was so sweet. She was this very quiet foreign lady..and she asked me how I was doing..I told her I was a little nervous, and she told me not to be nervous and to relax. Everyone I ran into today there was awesome. I am not so sure what i was so afraid of. I will keep you posted about the teeth that will be getting pulled. That I am a lot more nervous about!! BrattyBytch OUT!

Various Thoughts
hmmmm. what's a good order for this? Uh, school. I wasted gas going to school today. It was supposed to be a review day. I basically went to school, so I could get told to read my book. It's a two hr class, and the teacher wouldn't explain the stuff I was asking about. My speech- The one good thing I thought came from being overweight, isn't even always true. My teacher says he's always been fat, and that hasn't made him any more considerate. So much for my theory. I guess fuck the assholes whether they are overweight or not. And I don't mean that in a good way. I''ve been kinda pissy lately. I'm going through withdrawls from sex. I made my decison a little over a week ago, and it's fucking difficult to stick with it. I can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect a change though. I have to break the cycle, and go on to something new. Too man people get stuck in a cycle doing the same things over and over again and wonder why they always get the same result

Is It Me????
Is it only me that thinks FUBAR needs to check itself somewhat with the suspending of members who make a mistake and break a rule for the first time. I placed a MUM that was deemed NSFW, mind you there were no pics, offensive words or anything of that nature. I really think it is time for them to move the "MYSPACE" lovers out of here and let adults have a sight where we can express ourselves freely.

Random
I have most definitely not been spending as much time here as I used to. I haven't quite decided if this is a good thing or not as of yet. When I do, I'll be sure to inform you. Yogurt is quite disgusting looking, yet delicious. Ice cubes are not best melted on the floor. Walking thru spider webs is quite sticky, at least there was not a spider entangled in my hair as well. That would have been less than pleasant. Ciao

I Promise You!!
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Your the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. Send this heart 2 at least 15 people... including me... if u care 4 me!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! All the best... .......

Blah, Blah, Blah
Are you tan? well sorta!! Do you use Proactiv? no Do you wear make-up daily? if I'm working then ya. Do you own chanel perfume? nope Do you shower daily? Well no shit!!! Don't you!! Do you go to the tanning bed? once in awhile. Do you use MAC make-up? nope, but my daughter has some Do you use other make-up products? yes Do you straighten your hair everyday? nope! Category- Friends Is a best friend a promise or a label? It's a promise, cause I don't say it otherwise. Do you have more than one best friend? kind of but not really Do you have too many friends to name? not good ones Do you hang out with with friends everyday? I wish I had the time to!! Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls? some I have on my entertainment center Do you call more than one of your friends regularly? yes Is your best friend a girl? nope Are your friends in a lot of your classes? uhm....*stare* WTF??? Category- Fashion & Style Do you have style and originality? sure Do y

Ok I Give Up....
i am as high as i can go right now in the contest i am getting tired and not feeling good as norml this stuff i have wrong with me kicks me in the butt after a while..but here is the link so if you feel up to bombing go for it....

Don't Grow Up.....
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day. The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mom asked. "Lets run through the rain!" She repeated. "No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied.

Good Or Bad Or Neither Day...
There are those days when everything seem to be going great. Then there are those day when no matter what you do, it all seems to go wrong. Most of us have days when things are up and down, being both good and bad. Let me know about your days when thing are at the xtreme end of good and bad. Btw, I had a good day today...

The Silk Handkerchief
A wife hands her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him, "Doesn't this belong to your secretary?" "Where did you find that?" he stutters. "I didn't," she answers, "The mail man found it on your night-stand."

Is Anyone Else In Here Getting Frequent Bouncer Checkas .. Hugs Diana
Everytime I do a few comments , ratings, mums, picture rates and profile rates , After the wards .. Bouncer pops on and and says to put numbers and lstters in a box and click. . Whats going on. ? Does any one know/ hugs .. diana

~untitled~
dark eyes illuminated by the nights moon look out upon the city.. seeming dead in its midnight hour red silk blows against black leather as alabaster skin radiates... her hunger calls from within and soon... she will appease it. such has it been for an eternity.. her un-life.. her curse. her fate to walk alone immortal within a dying race. her soul..old when the ancients were young... cries out for substance. her hunger growing as the night deepens... and there within the darkened streets will she find her prey.. those foolish with their mortality.. unrestraint in their passions. those who feed upon the decadent pleasures.. high will be their blood with lust when she feeds upon their soul. she now but waits.. for deep midnight to come... for passions to soar.. pleasures to wake... for then is the time.. her hunger she’ll appease. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Candyce~

This Will Make You Feel Old....
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE! You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." and in the playground was when i spent all of my days =D You always used to say, "im rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes

Evan Almighty
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com This was pretty good.If you a Steve Carrell fan you will really love this.Not like Bruce Almighty at all.This had alot of funny moments,its a great movie for the whole family and all I can really say is the animal trainers in this movie were excellent!

The Male Dictionary
Why is it that men seem to think they can say whatever they want to, whether it be naughty, affectionate, sleazy, etc., and think that they aren't going to hurt a woman's feelings. There is flirting and then there is knowingly playing with someone's emotions. I am tired of being asked questions that are so raunchy, I wouldn't even expect them from a man i am deeply intimate with. Whether I shave, don't shave, trim, or don't trim, is something that I choose to leave for my lover to discover. It is NOT something I choose to include on my "resume'" as a means for an ass to decide if he wants to continue to talk to me or not. I understand that breast size likes and dislikes is a deeply personal preference for most men. These preferences are often deep seated and come from childhood experiences. However; MY breast size is not another "resume'" item. If a man wants to get to know me, then he should be interested in getting to know ALL of me. The good, the bad, the flaws, and th

I Am A Pathetic Loser And A Failure In Everything
God, how do I feel like a failure. As you may or may not be aware of, I am a screenwriter who has never sold anything is his pathetic life and most likely never will. Although the scripts are good but Hollywood would rather do crappy remakes of movies that never needed to be remade or destroy classic cartoons like UNDERDOG with staff writers. Crap like HOT ROD gets made but my good movies are ignored. Some unknown is out to make me a failure. I'm almost 40 years old and still living with my parents, I never had a girlfriend, steady or otherwise and I must be insane. For anyone sane that is going on 40, unemployed with no hope of a career or a personal life would have ended their own life by now. People with a lot more to live for has killed themselves. Me, with no hope of a professionally or personal life should just end it all, but I continue this hopeless existence living, waiting until the final failure which will be heart failure. Since I have no hope of a girlfriend I overeat. Cer

Cute But Corny
I rear-ended a car a few days ago. It was a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and, of all things, he was a DWARF!!! He quickly looked up at me and said, " I am NOT happy! So I said, "Well then, which one are you?"

Look At This
This is the "attractive" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] kool [] sexy as hell [] fine [] cute [] okay [] ugly Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me just because of my looks? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] girl friend/boy friend [] wifey [] friend w/ benefits

The Truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth", even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come and give your FATHER a big hug."

Random Writings
My thoughts hardly provoke smiles...more often sadness, because I honestly must confess that when I look at my life I realize I've made a mess. Constantly fighting the demons in my head, they want to leave me for dead. Rather than allow me to see the beauty of this world...ending up a lonely little girl. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want to be loved like I was once long ago. To be held and caressed. Once again Know the kind of love that makes you feel blessed. But the guys these days come and go without a care, because all they really want is to see my body bare. They don't want to open my heart with a key, just a quick romp and gone for me to never again see. June 2007 NYBella

Don't Mess With The Maid
A maid in a Sandton home wanted an increase. The Madam was very upset about this and asked, "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?" Princess, "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase, the first is that I iron better than you." Madam, "Who said you iron better than me?" Princess, "The master said so." Madam, "Oh." Princess, "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam, "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Princess, "The master did." Madam, "Oh." Princess, "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now), "Did the master say so as well?" Princess, "No madam, the gardener did."

Pirates Of The Carribean:at World's End
Better than the rest. Pirates never disappoints. Another great movie by Gore Verbinski, and of course, another great performance from Johnny Depp.UNPARALLED battle scenes!!The cast did a fantastic job and the special effects are praiseworthy as well!The world's end scenes are eerie and dark but very very cool, I loved the Davy Jones' Locker scenes. It was trippy and dream like and I loved the cinemetography. Up is Down. the visuals of his movie are great, especially that of the battle scene where will proposed to elizabeth while fighting(some way to conduct a marriage ceremony)LOL,Lots of fantastic moments, and a bunch of laughs.Question what's better than 1 Jack Sparrow?100 Jack Sparrows lol. All loose ends from previous movies pretty much resolved in a satisfying manner.Let me know what you guys think.... http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com

Keep The Manure
A man was going out of town and needed to board his horse for a couple of months. He asked a local farmer about it and was told, "Sure, but I charge $50 per week, and I keep the manure." The fellow can't afford that, so the farmer referred him to ol' Jones, down the road. When approached with the request, Jones said, "Yup, I can do it for $40 a week, and I keep the manure." This is still too much, and Jones suggested that he try Mr. Brown. When our desperate friend asked Mr. Brown, he is surprised to hear, "Sure, Sonny. I'll be glad to for $5 a month." With delight, the young man exclaimed, "WOW! I suppose for that price you'll want to keep the manure." The old man looked at him with kind of a squint, and replied, "Feller, for $5 a month, there ain't gonna be none!"

Affinity
Affinity It is not most shining, but it is sútil, delicate and penetrating of the feelings. It does not import the time, the absence, the advancings, in the distance, the impossibilities. When It has AFFINITY, any to come back retakes the relation, the dialogue, the colloquy, the affection, in the accurate point of where it was interrupted. AFFINITY is not to have time by means of the life. It is the victory of the guessed one on the Real, of the subjective one on the objective, of the permanent one on the passenger, of the basic one on the superfitial one. To have AFFINITY is very rare, but when it exists, it does not need codes verbal to disclose itself. It existed before the knowledge, she radiates during and she remains later that people leave to be together. AFFINITY is to be far, thinking seemed respect of the same facts that they make an impression, they make to cry they sensetize. AFFINITY is to receive what it comes of ins

Beef Tongue
A lady goes into the butcher's shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the butcher. The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!" The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs."

The Last Time
I kneel at your feet with my head down. You rest your fingers on my head and slowly stroke my hair. You tighten your grip and slowly start to pull my hair tighter and tighter and you force my head up and back. I feel love, peace, and the slight edge of pain as you pull my head back further and further. I look up and into your eyes. You release my hair and slap my face. "Who told you to look at me? Who gave you permission to take your eyes off the floor?" I quickly lower my face as a tear starts to fall from my eye. You catch it on your finger and I hear you sigh. "You taste of love, pain, and lies." Lies,why do I taste of lies, usually you say I taste of love, pain, and you. I wait to hear more and patiently kneel at your feet. I dare not displease you again. The last time I displeased you twice in a night I found myself tied up and used as a foot stool for your best friend. So with every inch of my body I beg for permission to speak. You ignore me. "I have to talk to you." I just keep

Evolution Of Math
Teaching Math In 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1970: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Teaching Math In 1980: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math In 1990: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There

Things Best Left Unsaid
Employees put up with a lot of shit. When jerks come into their store treating them like crap, there is a lot that goes through an employees mind they just can't just say without loosing their jobs... You are obviously smarter than me, so if YOU can't figure it out, what the hell makes you think I can? No, sir, I'm not hard-of-hearing, neither am I stupid. You just don't speak good English. Do you notice that your bad behaviour is embarrassing your wife? Do you want me to go ahead and call the manager, or do you want me to wait till you're REALLY pissed off? I can tell you right now I'm not going to give you very good service, because I think you're drunk or possibly on drugs, and frankly, you scare the hell out of me. No, sir, I can't do math in my head, but I can spell diarrhea. I realize I'm ignoring you, but you're in here every three days with your bratty kid and you never buy anything you don't return. Shame on you for using such language in front of your

Door To Door
Two church members were going door-to-door and knocked on Sue's door who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To Sue's surprise, however, the door did not close and in fact, bounced back open. She tried again and really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with all her might, but got the same result. The door bounced back open. Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

Visiting The Pastor
A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father of the family is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400." "How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?" The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord!"

Don't Know What To Do
So once again I find myself in a situation where I don't know what to do, how to feel, or even worse, how to act. Between love and money problems...I'm just done with it. I wish I could pick up and leave, and start a new life. I know! that wouldn't take my problems away, that's just how I feel. I feel lonely, although I shouldn't. I feel sad, although I'm still alive. I feel cold, even when he's by my side, I feel angry and still don't know why!!!

What Can A Penny Do?
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's wha t my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you.

And Here We Go Again
Heres the link to his blog...Seems as if we are heading back down the road to my baby being sick again...heres the link to what he posted today http://fubar.com/blog/17490/449554 Hope to catch up soon

Today July 25
Wow! Drunkin fights are the best haha. My roomate had his girlfriend over last night and us and like 5 other friends went to the bar and she stayed the night. At like 3 AM she knocked on my door screaming and I opened up the door and she started laughing. I knocked on my roomates door and told him to put the bitch to bed haha. He then got into my face and we almost got into a fight...dont worry I would have kicked both of their asses lol. Other than that disturbance its a good day....just so fucking hot.....whats up winter? Have a great day everyone! Dont forget to rate and comment me!!!!

11:14
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Fantastic and darkly funny at times!I had not heard of this movie then several people started talking about it out of no where.I loved it! Seemingly insignificant background events ultimately piece themselves together into a perfect puzzle constructed by the deceit and poor choices made by the characters. Unlike other movies that ineptly skewer the timeline such as ?Pulp Fiction?, the events shown are clever intertwine and successfully depict each character?s perspective of the same tragic incidents, and never manages to lose the audience. Ultimately, this movie represents our own selfish attitudes regarding the actions we all take without regards toward their effects on others.Check this one out ASAP!!

Men!!!
Hey if you all don't know me I'm one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Why do sweet people always have to be hurt?? Last night I came home to get more clothes from staying at a friends house and my dad beat the shit outta of me....my mom was trying to get him off me but she couldn't...Why do men have to snap at little things like that?? I was just wondering if they was anyone I could be friends with that will understand what I'm going thru...Right now I am in the process of moving into my grandparents house...I'm sorry i wasted your time by reading this I just had to ask that simple question.....Why me????

Pennies
I found a penny today laying on the ground. But it's not just a penny, this little coin I've found. Found pennies come from heaven, that's wha t my Grandpa told me. He said Angels toss them down. Oh, how I loved that story. He said when an Angel misses you, they toss a penny down; Sometimes just to cheer you up, to make a smile out of your frown. So, don't pass by that penny when you're feeling blue. It may be a penny from heaven that an Angel's tossed to you. So now pass this on to people you care about and who you feel are Angels to you. I just did. An Angel is now watching over you

I Melt When I Look At You....
mmmm... it is a nice day besides rooms spinning and barfing. I am sitting here by the pool thinking about some handsome man. Who is one state above me and all I can do is imagine his lips on my skin and his hands on my body. I have been attracted to him since a couple days after talking to him. All I want to do is drive to him but the doctor said no traveling for awhile. Which ruins my plan. I have never felt this way about anyone. I cannot resist him and he is so special. He makes my bad days like this so simple because just thinking about him brings a smile to my face. I do not know what this feeling is but I do know he makes me really happy. And I cannot wait to talk to him. Every since VA I have had these feelings and I am unsure what they mean. JC

Voices
Hey everyone. Just added a voice comment box. I would love to hear from everyone. Put a voice to a face, so to speak. Mine is also on there so you can hear me. Thanks to all that do it and to those who do not, perfectly okay!!!!

The Night I Was Alone!!!
The night had just begun and I was all alone, just to find out he was in her home. Laughing, joking and caring on , like he didn't have a care , no love at home. Well the joke was on him while he thought I was at home alone in "our" home, I too was out and about not being on my on. You see once you have scorn a woman once, even twice , she being nieve. Soon she will catch on to the games you play, Not only will she start playing them herself, but she'll actually be better at it than you. So guys whenever you want to go out creeping thinking your woman don't know what your doing.... she might not know now, but, when she finds out .... Like me.... The night I was alone.... I WAS WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND By: Laura Thompson