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Who Will Take Their Place?
Where did all our funny fat men go? I just watched Hartman's last episode of SNL, again. It closes with Hartman and Farley alone, sitting on the stage, Hartman singing 'goodbye'. Looking back, that's a very sad moment knowing we lose both comedians not long afterwards. It got me thinking. I know other people have voiced this, but honestly, where DID all our funny fat men go? Farley (whom my dog is named after, Farley Belushi Hartman, chihuahua terrier) died of drugs, so did Belushi. John Candy died alone in a hotel room. Rodney Dangerfield just recently passed as well. After their deaths we're left with who? Jack Black? A sad substitute for our past funny fat men. All the fat shadow jokes aside, Black has little humor that sparks smiles in others, leaving him cowering in the shadows of previous funny fat men. Today we have Horatio Sanz, John Goodman, Jeff Garlin, Bruce Bruce, and Gabriel Iglesias who are funny fat men, but they still haven't quite reached the level thei

To Dream A Dream
Glisten snow to dream a dream past tense and slightly frayed along the edges caught beneath water, lucid looking glass of time frozen in mind, mind to matter Fish like eyes, to see to be bring my dream reality for if a shadow wings dost grow then the shadow may fly where angels cry and spattered ink, my fantasy Mirror mirror, set in mind pictured essence, lost this soul if tears be stars, the moon a pillow to rest my head, these shadows fall mirror mirror on the wall The darkness blankets weary eyes and raises me where angels fly for fantasy and reality caught adrift the same in shallow waters seem glisten snow to dream a dream 11/09/99

Understanding This Site
i do not quite understand this site at all..i was invited to this site but i really have no clue how this works...i can not even find the ones that invited me on here...so maybe i do not need to be on here ...any idea how to sign out of this site.....sanangel

Pray For Me/send Your Thoughts/send Your Energies, I Need It.
Hi CTappers, Just bloggin' because I'm asking for your prayers/thoughts/energies. Physically, I've been going through a lot since November of 2006. I'm going to get tested in the next two weeks for ovarian cancer. Please pray for me. Thanks, Indee/Mamsi

Freakin At The Freakers Ball
Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha) Tonight at the Freaker's Hall And you know you're invited one and all Uh oh Come on baby's grease your lips Grab your hats and swing your hips And don't forget to bring your whips We're going to the freaker's ball (yes) Blow your whistle, and bang your gong Roll up something to take along It feels so good, it must be wrong We're freakin' at the freaker's ball Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you The FBI is dancin' with the junkies All the straights, swingin' with the funkies Across the floor and up the wall We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all We're freakin' at the freaker's ball Everybody's kissing each other Brother with sister, son with mother Smear my body up with butter And take me to the freaker's ball Pass that roach pleas

This Ones From The Heart
this ones actually came out better than i hoped Life: Life is beautiful, but shes beyond the door which i havent the key for. I look through the peep hole and see the world outside, as im stuck in my dark room. In life we are stuck in rooms, its up to us to unlock the doors, and which doors we go through. Sometimes i feel as if ive used my keys on the wrong doors in life. You dont get an unlimited amount, you gotta earn these keys. There is no simple task to gain a key either, usually theres sacrafices to be made to gain a key. But, unfotunatly for me, ive used my keys to unlock the black doors in my life. I didnt take advantage of wha i had infront of me, i didnt see what i really wanted. All i ever wanted was to be happy, was to have the nice things in life. I wante what everyone else had, but i didnt see what they had until i lost the chance to gain it. Now i stare out the locked door, as she stands on the other end. Just like a visitor, she knocks, and if the doors unopened,

Chapter One Begins....
this is where i shall place any and all postings of the new book in progress. i hope you all check it out and leave me your thoughts. oh....and it seems CT doesn't like to keep the format of my text. i tried to fix it the best i could. if you want to read it correctly, you can always check out my Myspace page. peace and blessings.... ONE The night brought a chill wind. The breeze was a playful imp; lifting up skirts, tossing off hats, scattering crisp dry leaves. The breeze approached me yet seemed to touch not one hair upon my flesh. That was because I was akin to it. I, like it, was a creature borne of the darkness. To a passerby, the path of the breeze would seem to have just shifted, yet I knew otherwise. Once devoid of all color, drained of all feeling, and bereft of any concern except the need for survival, a heart became one with the night. They were kindred spirits, lovers that trod upon a stage of chaotic insanity, scratching, tearing, thras

Some Kinda Love
Some kinds of love Marguerita told Tom Between thought and expression lies a lifetime Situations arise because of the weather and no kinds of love are better than others Some kinds of love Margueirta told Tom like a dirty French novel the absured courts the vulgar and some kinds of love the possibilites are endless and for me to miss one would seem to be groundless I head what you said Margueritat told Tom And of course you're a bore But at that you're not charmless for a bore is a straight line that finds a wealth in division and some kinds of love are mistaken for vision Put jelly on your shoulder Let us do what you fear most That from which you recoil but which still makes your eyes moist Put jelly on your shoulder lie down upon the carpet between thought and expression let us now kiss the culprit I don't know just what it's all about Put on your red pajamas and find out some kinda love velvet underground

Dead Flowers
Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folk that you know Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company Well, you know I could never be alone Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave Well when you're sitting back in your rose pink Cadillac Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day Ah, I'll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon And another girl to take my pain away Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're t

Sara Gets Banged
Sarah stepped out of the shower and toweled herself briskly, causing her big breasts to bobble and making her nipples very stiff. The toweling felt good and she thought about sex. Alas, no sex had entered 25-year-old Sarah’s life since she broke up with Charlie six months ago, and she was hurting from the lack. Sarah liked to fuck, and she enjoyed all the foreplay and byplay that went with fucking. However, she was shy and her opportunities to meet men were limited since she worked in a yardage shop managed by a woman, and all the customers were female. Also, she was new in town and had not yet developed any social life to speak of, so she relied pretty much on her vibrator and romantic novels. She badly needed a real man with a real cock to satisfy her as Charlie had, but Charlie was two thousand miles away and fucking a new chick (or chicks) by now. Oh well... It figured to be another dull day off for her, Sarah thought, as she studied herself in the bathroom mirror and fluffed

Q & A
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

In My Head
I hear Mariachi static on my radio And the tubes they glow in the dark And I'm there with her in Ensenada And I'm here in Echo Park Carmelita hold me tighter I think I'm sinking down And I'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Well, I'm sittin' here playing solitaire With my pearl-handled deck The county won't give me no more methadone And they cut off your welfare check Carmelita hold me tighter I think I'm sinking down And I'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Well, I pawned my Smith Corona And I went to meet my man He hangs out down on Alvarado Street By the Pioneer chicken stand Carmelita hold me tighter I think I'm sinking down And I'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town Carmelita hold me tighter I think I'm sinking down And I'm all strung out on heroin On the outskirts of town carmelita warren zevon

Mumms
welp since my cherry level aint high enuff to post my own mum[ ya'll need to change that :*( ] i decided to blog my mumms :) til my leve high enuff to do it the right way -hehehehe iight... topic: oral sex... condom or no condom?and why...

Sex
have you ever really thought about it,I mean,just the word "sex"personally I don't even like the word but does not mean I do not enjoy it,sex/love makes people or breaks people.sex is just sex when said like this,a piece of ass,with no feelings or emotions involved.I Rather prefer the term of "making love" as opposed to sex.wouldnt you rather make love??? than just sex,so next time you hear someone use the word sex,stop and listen,and think and maybe you can find an more appropriate term than sex.

Baby, Please Come Home.
I lay awake and I imagine. I imagine you're coming home. Your job has you working weeks on end without a day off. I always missed you, but I never complained. If it wasn't for your job you surely would not have a future, and we wouldn't have a future either. In my mind, time apart always made the heart grow fonder. as you sat down on the far corner of the bottom of the bed, I crawl up behind you, I rest my chin on your shoulder and look at you. Out of the corner of your eye all you can see is my long, dark hair, dangling over your shoulder. You can hardly see me, but you feel my soft kiss against your cheek. You grin and then tell me about your stressful day at work. You rub your aching shoulder and jerk yourself around hoping your back will crack. Baby, let me make you feel better. I gently start rubbing your shoulders as you sigh in sudden relief and then I lower my hands to massage your back. I slip my hands under your shirt and start rubbing just a little firmer.

Black Roses
BLACK ROSES i sit on my own in my small black room, a single rose laying on my lap. i listen to the music pouring out my stereo and think about the world, outside my small room, filled with evil nasty faces of people out to get me, out to torture me, to make life living hell just for people who are different... as i think i shrink away into the corner and hug my knees close to my chest, losing myself in my world of paranoia and loneliness, in a world full of black roses surrounding me, with piercing thorns, waitin to pierce into my skin, into my heart. Â©DGTFB 2007

The Switch
The Switch A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was very difficult decision. After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up. The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties. The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note: "This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove. "These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and t

Dark Desire
It is a night of dark desire, a song of ethereal pain, wolves vent their loneliness. The eternal one wakens. Darkness shrouds her walking form, an eternal wanting. Her raven hair cascades over pale and delicate shoulders, and her full blood red lips part slightly, to taste the blood streaming from the pale flesh beneath her. Now a night of darkness, I remember her. Â©DGTFB 2007

Panties
Panties Some panties are black, Some panties are red Yours are the panties, I want to get into tonight, They define your derriere, Driving me wild with desire Whenever you¡¦re walking, I could view your panty lines for hours I like when your panties are white, Embroidered with frills and lace I love when you are sitting And the place is my face Give me your panties The worn and the soiled I welcome them all Covered with juices from you May 31, 2000 „¶ created by : Brian Dooley

"gams"
"Gams" Some are long and lean While others are short and slender Some are large and lovely While others are thick and juicy Some are smooth and svelte While others are blemished and bumpy Some are shaven and slick While others are hairy and au natural Some are toned and muscular While others are chunky and chubby Some are veiny and varicose While others are healthy and shapely With the end result of two feet And ten toes Men, we lov' em all! © By: Brian Dooley Thursday, December 12, 2002

Dear Ashley,
You dirty little slut, I'll fuck you in the butt. Make you suck my cock and balls. Yeah you like it all. I think you need to bend it over. Make that fat ass move on over. Come on and touch your toes. Duh you dumb bitch I didn't sa your nose. Why you gotta make me mad? Just suck my dick to make me glad. Girl you just don't understand. For this dick you need three hands. hahaha LOVE YOU ASHLEY ~you dirty flitter!~

Real Men...
Real men take care of, and financially support, their children. Real men don't hit women. Real men don't abuse children. Real men don't lie. Real men don't cheat. Real men don't steal. Real men are not internet trolls. Real men are dependable Real men honor their commitments. Real men don't live with mommy. Real men work. Real men don't sponge off women. Real men don't feign a romantic interest in women in order to sponge off them. Real men don't rely on their looks or charm to get through life. Real men have honor...

Unknown
Around, all around, the shadows gather. My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart. It mutilates me, and darkly my life's blood drips to the fallen despairing leaves. In my madness I call your name while Death's shadow surrounds me. Now alone, my love falls upon uncaring eyes. This is because of you Â©DGTFB 2007

"your Affair With Mr.johnson"
"YOUR AFFAIR WITH MR.JOHNSON" dear lady unzip my fly. release my cock from it's concealment. oh!how hard it is it begs for action won't you oblige it's needs you kneel as though at an sacrificial altar you wrap you hand around the base of mr.johnson you lick your lips mr.johnson enters your mouth past your lips he enters his needs are so little you suck and suck swabbing mr.johnson with saliva oh!how rigid he is becoming he is now slobbering his semi pre ness is soaking your mouth your stop obliging mr.johnson a few moments with his friends his friends whom are nuts you massage one while

The Creation Of Pussy
THE CREATION OF PUSSY _____________________ SEVEN WISE MEN WITH KNOWLEDGE SO FINE. CREATED A PUSSY TO THEIR OWN DESIGN. FIRST WAS THE BUTCHER, SMART WITH WIT. USING A KNIFE, HE GAVE IT A SLIT. SECOND WAS A CARPENTER, STRONG AND BOLD, WITH HAMMER AND CHISEL, HE GAVE IT A HOLE. THIRD WAS A TAILOR, TALL AND THIN, USING RED VELVET, HE LINED IT WITHIN. FOURTH WAS A HUNTER, SHORT AND STOUT, WITH A PIECE OF FOX-FUR, HE LINED IT WITHOUT. FIFTH WAS A PREACHER, BY THE NAME OF McGEE, TOUCHED IT AND BLESSED IT, AND SAID IT COULD PEE. SIXTH WAS A FISHERMAN, NASTY AS HELL, THREW IT A FISH AND GAVE IT A SMELL. LAST WAS A SAILOR, DIRTY LITTLE RUNT, FUCKED IT AND SUCKED IT AND CALLED IT A CUNT.

"asshole"
"ASSHOLE" WHEN THE LORD MADE MAN,ALL THE PARTS OF THE BODY ARGUED,OVER WHO WOULD BE BOSS THE BRAIN EXPLAINED THAT SINCE HE CONTROLLED ALL THE PARTS OF THE BODY,HE SHOULD BE BOSS. THE LEGS ARGUED THAT SINCE THEY TOOK THE MAN WHEREVER HE WANTED TO GO,THEY SHOULD BE BOSS THE STOMACH COUNTERED WITH THE EXPLANATION THAT SINCE HE DIGESTED ALL THE FOOD,HE SHOULD BE

Fate Or Coincidence
I no longer look at him as my lover, though he was in so many ways. I no longer look at him as my friend, though he was more than that simple phrase portrays. Let it be, as the Gods look upon me, with faith regarded, set me free. Free of the ties which bare me to the one who laced my nights in fire. Take me back to the moment when time didn’t exist and my lungs held no breath, for I fear without him all time has stopped and I shall never breathe again. Yet as I have so loved, let him so love, as I have so breathe so shall he. Be it fate or coincidence, let happiness be in his arms soon, for I know it tires in loneliness, because he is so fine that every star in the heavens has dimmed in respect for his presence. This symphonic spirit in mortal guise has so captured the essence of human perfection that every emotion is green with jealousy for the desire to play across his face in the merest of moments is too great. Oh, were I his happiness!! For to light up his eyes, rosy his cheeks, an

Did You Know?
Did you know.. that 47 countries' have reestablished their embassies in Iraq? that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq? that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. that Iraq's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, which includes 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft (under Iraqi operational control)which operate day and night, and will soon add 16 UH-1 helicopters and 4 Bell Jet Rangers? that Iraq has a co

“the Virtue Of My Benevolence”
“The Virtue of My Benevolence” It’s a vision of romance that even with a first glance no one could call unmatchable. I could chase my memories with little grace and share me with you so easily No just tell you what my heart has to share. I could case your image in the sun and follow your shadow across the desert, as a Genie would give a wish too In the desert I find one simple Dandelion staring at me. A vision of beauty to share with one true woman in my life. No memories yet with grace a kiss to share on the petals of the beauty thee have prepared for me to adore So easy did the walls in your heart you have designed to hold the love you thought would destroy you. But to me you let them fall as a Volcano with rolling stones all in full blossom your love explodes like a spring flower first seen in full bloom These are not just my words but these are the feelings of my heart and soul to share with one that I plan to share the gift of love I have to give too So why doth

Ouija "a True Story"
The following story is TRUE! When my mother was 17 years old her and 5 friends were playing with a Ouija board. They were asking questions and suddenly a spirit came thru and said that her husband had killed her and cut her into small pieces and threw her into Elysian Park, Ca. My mother asked the ouija 1. When will I die? 2. Who will I marry? 3. How many fathers do I have The Ouija board answered her with these answers: 1. It told her she was going to die in 2004(My mother died in March 2004) 2. It told her she would marry a JSP( My father is a JSP) But she was engaged to a Warren at the time. 3. It told her she had 3 fathers (She had a real ,and a step) so she asked who was the 3rd one and it spelled out DEVIL! This was enough to scare me but she and her friends still went to Elysian Park, Ca to see this spirit. They had all made an agreement to keep to themselves what they will see, so they saw this mist go across the road, it stopped and looked at them then finish

A Night At Elysian Park, Ca
It was a night in the summer of 1984, me and a friend were cruising around having fun and thought we would cruise to the park to meet up with some friends, well we were driving north to the park and out of nowhere a dense fog came across the road like it had a mind of its own. There was another vehicle in front of us and that car slammed its breaks on and made a about face and was speeding out of the fog, we stopped turned and followed him but there was a large black figure hunched on the ground in front of my car I swerved to miss it but it hit. I slammed my breaks on and looked behind us and there was nothing there no black figure no fog! We left that night and never went to the park at night again.

A Haunting In Glendale, California
There is a house in the Glendale, California area that had alot of weird thigs go on when I lived there when I was 5-9yrs old. im 38 now,lol Well there was a neighbor that said she saw a blue light in our front window at night, well we didnt have any night lites and never could see it for ourselves, there was a time when I looked into our front room and saw people dancing arround in grass, they looked to be in Victorian dress. We had a built on room in the back next to the master bedroom it had no instalation and was completely louverd windows, that room would be 20-30 degrees on a summer day of 90-100 degress outside. When you would turn your back and walk away from that room you would get chills and want to scream!, well the last thing I can remember was a large solid white ORB in the hallway just at the bedroom door. It looked like a flashlight but no glare. I screamed and my parent woke but it was gone. I wish to get into that house again, but last time it was up for

Broken Heart
Well it that time of year again, that I dread. I have almost the same feeling about valentine's day as I did last year. It was a mascare, that's what it represents. Last year, made it worse. My Dad passed and that was the day he was buried. Its like a bloody reminder now. Not only that I'm alone, but someone I deeply loved is gone, along with some other friends I deeply miss. I'm trying not to be saddened but its twice as bad when your alone. and the loneliness gets to you, eats you alive. Somedays, I wish I was buried in a grave, under a cold slab. Seems like every holiday or season its always the same, no matter the changes I make in my life. History just repeating itself. Sorry to bore whoever reads this, but its the truth. If there is anyone out there for me please send them in my direction soon. thanks for listening.

Crushes
(Side note: If you've somehow missed it, I'm out of town this coming week (12th-19th) and will be checking in only sporadically and briefly. Miss me!) Crushes. It seems like just another mechanism for some people to feel popular while others do not. We always seem to find ways, in society, to include some and exclude others. To have measuring sticks by which people gauge their popularity and desirability. Starting out with boys "liking you" in elementary school. And now we're fully-grown adults, and we have number of friends, and crushes, as our measuring sticks for how wanted we are. The crush feature went in awhile back. And immediately, people started asking people to have crushes on them. Their feelings were hurt if noone immediately jumped in with a crush. Some people were gratified by immediate response (multiple crushes!) and others were saddened because they were apparently not crush-worthy at all. At this point, there is one person with a crush on me. I had

True Valentine History
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY HAS EVOLVED SINCE 270 A.D.? YES, AND IT'S TRUE! VALENTINE'S DAYIS A CELEBRATION THAT DATES BACK TO FEB.14, 270, WHEN A PRIEST NAMED VALENTINUS WAS EXECUTED IN ROME FOR SUPPORTING CHRISTIAN MARTYRS. ACCORDING TO LEGEND, VALENTINUS, WHILE IN JAIL, BEFRIENDED HIS JAILER'S BLIND DAUGHTER AND MIRACULOUSLY RESTORED HER SIGHT. BEFORE HE DIED, HE SEND THAT GIRL A NOTE SIGNED "FROM YOUR VALENTINE." FEB. 15 WAS ALREADY THE PAGAN FEAST OF LUPERCALIA, A RAUCOUS CELEBRATION WHERE A YOUNG ROMAN MAN CHOSE HIS MATE FOR THE HOLIDAY BY DRAWING HER NAME FROM A BOX. BUT YEARS LATER, WHEN THE CHURCH TRIED TO STOP THIS PAGAN CELEBRATION, IT CHANGED LUPERCALIA TO ST. VALENTINE'S DAY, A HOLIDAY FOR LOVERS TO EXCHANGE TOKENS AND NOTES. ATLHOUGH TODAY, MOST PEOPLE SEND PAPER OR E-MAIL VALENTINES, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY OTHER WAYS TO EXPRESS SENTIMENT ON VALENTINE'S DAY. VICTORIAN JEWELRY SEND SECRET MESSAGES - STONES SET INTO A PIN OR BRACELET WERE ARRANGED BY THE FIRS

Homer Simpson Quotes
Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. Lisa, if you don't li

Feb. 10, 2006
Febuary 10, 2007 It was on a Friday Feb. 10, 2006, almost the end of the work day when I got a call from my brother to come down to the hospital right away. It was my dad, he had been in the hospital for sometime now. There had been emergencies before. I thought this was nothing new, besides I had just went to visit with him the night before and he was in a good mood, joking around. I do remember kissing him goodbye and then going back and kissing him again. Not knowing that I would never speak to him again. He had passed and although I walked into the room where he laid with no cords, or iv's or anything hooked up to him, I still felt he was alive. In the hall before I got in the room I felt this rush of energy, like a kid playing up and down the hallway. I looked at my brother and sister and mother like what's wrong, they said dad died and although his body lay motionless there on the bed, it just wouldn't register. Some days it still doesn't register that he is not around

Homer Quotes
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy. Homer I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another. Homer It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave. Homer A companion's words of persuasion are effective. Homer, The Iliad A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities. Homer, The Iliad A generation of men is like a generation of leaves; the wind scatters some leaves upon the ground, while others the burgeoning wood brings forth - and the season of spring comes on. So of men one generation springs forth and another ceases. Homer, The Iliad A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king. Homer, The Iliad Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same ho

Aesop Quotes
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own. Aesop In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. Aesop Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten. Aesop It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. Aesop It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. Aesop - More quotations on: [Sex] Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. Aesop - More quotations on: [Advice] Persuasion is often more effectual than force. Aesop The smaller the mind the greater the conceit. Aesop - More quotations on: [Conceit] United we stand, divided we fall. Aesop We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop What a splendid head, yet no brain. Aesop - More quotations on: [Brain] Put your shoulder to the wheel. Aesop, Hercules and the Wagoner The gods help them that help themselves. Aesop, Hercules and the Wagoner Be content with your

Friendship Poem
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Absolute Random Quotes
Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power. Malcolm X (1925 - 1965), Malcolm X Speaks, 1965 - More quotations on: [Power] All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that. Baltasar Gracian - More quotations on: [Time] General principles should not be based on exceptional cases. Robert J. Sawyer (1960 - ), "Calculating God", 2000 He who would leap high must take a long run. Danish Proverb - More quotations on: [Proverbs] Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast. Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD) - More quotations on: [Food] Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience. M. Scott Peck, O Magazine, February 2004 - More quotations on: [Love] Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. Albert Camus (1913 - 1960) One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. Amos Bronson Alcott (1799 - 1888) - More quotations on: [Quotations] Never help a c

Quotations By Albert Einstein
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Albert Einstein - More quotations on: [God] [Equality] Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein - More quotations on: [Mathematics] Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science. Truth is what stands the test of experience. Albert Einstein Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving. Albert Einstein Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions. Albert Einstein Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so importan

Mark Twain Quotes
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Banks] A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Humility] Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Americans] Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain - More quotations on: [Books] [Health] By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I me

Education Of Native American
"Oh God! Like the Thunderbird of old I shall rise again out of the sea; I shall grab the instruments of the white man's success- his education, his skills, and with these new tools I shall build my race into the proudest segment of your society." One thing the Indian people do well is adapt. This is why we survive. We must learn to keep our culture, but also to learn the good things that other races have to offer. Education is the future weapon of Native people. We must learn the legal system, health, science and engineering. Indian people have great contributions to make to the world. We need to educate ourselves so we can better protect the land and our children. Otherwise, we will lose the things and the land that we have. Great Spirit, make me teachable today. It is too bad Tecumseh never knew what a Chamelion was. But in reality he felt the connection from the Great Spirit. The vision of a Nation one day being of all people and considered the Rainbow Natio

William Shakespeare Quotes
A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain. William Shakespeare Action is eloquence. William Shakespeare And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of. William Shakespeare And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ; And seem a saint, when most I play the devil. William Shakespeare Assume a virtue, if you have it not. William Shakespeare Be great in act, as you have been in thought. William Shakespeare Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude. William Shakespeare - More quotations on: [Winter] Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel withou

A Sort Of Rant Of Complaints..almost
Well, I got into a mood tonight I was relatively miserable. No, no, no make that I am relatively miserable. A good remainder of this evening has been spent with my dear ole' friend Jack Daniels, and I'd like to thank ole' no. 7 for his company and companionship. In anycase. I feel like shit. and I have to get up at 6:30 so in about 4 and a half hours. I am wondering if I should sleep at all?Hmm... I don't know I haven't decided yet. I'm not quite sure the reason for this on set of sudden depression, or what not, but it occurs to me a great deal of it more than likely comes from the fact that its about that time again... And yanno what I don't really care. I need a hug, I need to be held, and I need to be told everything will be fine. But no one is around to do this, which just increases the feeling of utter dispair and emptiness. I've also learned old habbits die hard, and are so tempting to turn back to when in moods like this. Thank god I have the will power. I

Quotes On Attitude
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964), Taken Care Of ,1965 A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic. Lisa Alther, Kinflicks, 1975 Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. Lynn Johnston (1947 - ), For Better or For Worse, 11-06-03 I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the gr

Removal Or Not.....
I HAVE BEEN ON CT FOR A LITTLE OVER A MONTH AND MADE MANY NEW FRIENDS. I THANK THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE COMMENTED, RATED AND JUST BEEN REALLY SWEET. HOWEVER I HAVE MADE SO MANY FRIENDS, AND I CANT KEEP UP,SO I DO APOLOGIZE IF I HAVENT GOT BACK TO YOU. I AM HOWEVER CLEANING OUT MY FRIENDS, SO THAT I CAN KEEP UP. PLEASE DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF I REMOVE YOU, I DONT WANT TO STEP ON ANYONES TOES......IF YOU FEEL I DO, PLEASE HOLLA AT ME, IF YOU DO KNOW ME, YOU KNOW THAT I LISTEN VERY WELL. THANKS SUGAR Reply To Poster | Repost Bulletin! Leave a comment on this bulletin!

Quotes On Love
Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command. Alan Watts To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. Anne-Sophie Swetchine Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be. Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904) To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Marriage and Morals (1929) ch. 19 Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding. Bette Davis (1908 - 1989) Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves. Blaise Pascal (1623 - 1662) The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)

Poems By My Friend Michele......
No more tears left to cry So much pain, so much sorrow, so many mistakes I regret now. But all emotions die, and I don't know why. I try, God do I try, but there is no more tears left to cry. Gloomy days, gloomy shys, my heart crys, but not my eyes, my soul dies, but there is no more tears left to cry. If I could cry, I wouldn't. Because I can't let you know how weak, hurt and pained I am, that's why I shouldn't. I'd rather die, but that doesn't matter cause there's no more tears left to cry. She had this one publish.....

Ready For Something Dark?
I am so confused, as I lay waiting for some small sign. The tiniest of notice that what was there isn't gone. Life is ending all around, but no one cares to see it. The lights dancing above my head across a moonlight ceiling. I take time to focus, focus on the aftermath of what was once a true love. The final bleeding out, the skin starting to die, the eyes glazed over staring into eternal nothing. What had been there, left so long before leaving us lusting for more. Holding my hands over my eyes, picturing the words. You held me close at one time. You told me you loved me. You calmed my fears, settled the uneasiness. You ripped my heart out. You raped me. You beat me. You killed me. The day is dead, and so shall I be. The twisted thoughts of our memories. Blinding rays of sunshine through a windshield. The blood under my fingernails, the dirt under yours. "Excuse me miss, is everything ok?" Can I scream at you? Force you to see that nothing is ok? Beg you to feel the heart beating

Quotes On Life
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000 The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957) The purpose of life is to fight maturity. Dick Werthimer Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania. Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment" It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950) Life is just one damned thing after another. Elb

Quotes On Change
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987), The Philosophy of Andy Warhol Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. Carol Burnett (1936 - ) Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix. Christina Baldwin We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance. Harrison Ford (1942 - ), quoted by Garry Jenkins in 'Harrison Ford: Imperfect Hero' Things do not change; we change. Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862), Walden (1970) Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers It's not that some people have willpower and some don't. It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. James Gordon, M.D. Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouragi

Character Profiles In Dante's Divine Comedy
Character Profiles Dante- Dante acts as both the narrator and the main character of The Divine Comedy. Although it took Dante many years to complete Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso, Dante writes the epic poems as if he has just returned from his divine journey. Dante meets hundreds of characters, sinners and saints, who treat Dante as a messenger who will report their words of warning and advice to his mortal contemporaries upon his return to Earth. In this way, Dante intends The Divine Comedyto serve as a primer on morality for the Middle Ages. The readers of the original Comedywould have recognized themselves--their spiritual, political, scientific, and social beliefs--in the poems. Thus, Dante uses Comedy as his religious and political platform from which he issues scathing denunciation and equally strong praise for the papal and imperial leaders of his time. To fully understand Dante’s prose, readers must first understand Dante, the political and religious man,

Metaphor Analysis Of Dante's Divine Comedy
Metaphor Analysis Dante fills The Divine Comedy with hundreds of metaphors. Only a close reading of the poems’ “Notes” will give readers fair insight into the elaborate and complex metaphors, and metaphorical systems, employed by Dante. Additionally, Dante scholars still disagree on many points related to the symbolism and true meaning of specific details in Comedy. Thus, the following metaphor analysis touches only on overarching symbolism rather than any discrete aspects of Dante’s metaphorical universe. Numerology: Readers must pay close attention to Dante’s use of numbers in The Divine Comedy. ‘Three’ represents the Holy Trinity so any multiple of three holds special meaning. Thirty-three cantos make up each poem, Inferno, Purgatorio , and Paradiso, so the entire Comedy concludes in ninety-nine cantos. However, just as Virgil refuses to utter the name of God in the unholy realm of Hell, so too does Dante refuse to represent the Infernowith a holy number of canto

Random Ramblings 1
What is fate? Some people believe that your path is predetermined from conception, that everything you are, and everything you do is set before you can even open your eyes. The obstacles you face and your reaction to them are beyond your control. I disagree, truthfully. I find the very idea of destiny to be laughable. Surely there are gods above and yes, they control events, but they can't control your reactions. We all have a choice. Before me lies two paths, shrouded in darkness. I choose which path to step onto but I have no control on where that path will lead. The control I hold over what is to happen next is an illusion, for once I make that choice, I am but a raft, being pulled along with the rivers current until another fork appears, bringing with it yet another decision. Is this what life was meant to be? A series of decisions with miles of uncertainty between them? "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I

Happy Valentine's Day
All you ever wanted, every word you meant to say. It all comes together on Valentine's Day. This day- all devoted to love. You can run, but you can't hide. Don't be affraid to show your emotions, feelings you have stored deep inside. I would like to take this opportunity to thank somebody special to me. Not only an amazing lover, but also a true friend- so unique. Too bad we cannot spend this day together, instead we're in two different places- all alone. I will wait a few months longer, until my house turns into our home.

It’s The Only One I’ve Got
I cannot give you riches A full moon or a car I cannot reach the heaven To bring you down a star But I can give my heart to you It seems not a lot Please handle it with care ,my love Cuz, it’s the only one I’ve got.

Literotica
I am now up and being viewed by the members of www.literotica.com. I just went over and they have my story up shown as a NEW publication. You can find it here: http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=297093 It is list in group sex category. I hope you like it!

Heart To Heart
heart beats: one beat, shows how much care how much I want you to be there two beats, shows that I need you more than I ever imagined to three beats, shows that we have a conection, heart to heart one which will never be torn apart all these heart beats, it's like we're destend to be heart to heart, forever you and me

Poems
K don't laugh....these are some poems i wrote...... Did you see him? A deliciously haunting smile prisoner is my heart this universe for a kiss fool over a boy bleeding desire bore deep A naked angel wild with desire smiles with fire bleeds of need of delicious decay a breath of secrets broken laughter blinded by yesterday im sure they probably dont make any sense but hey....sometimes i dont make much either

A Day In The Life;
I got a call the other day that took several hours to unravel and I eneded up being the one to take this guy into custody.. Now this story begins at 7:20 am. My boss gets a call that a W/M was walking in and out of traffic on the intersate south of town. He finally gets to the scene and this subject is gone. No where to be found, but at least he's not road pancake. At about 11:00 pm that night my partner gets a call about a W/M passed out beside the road in front of the liquor store. When he gets there he finds the topic of our little story passed out and drunker than hell. Now we carry these wonderful little boxes that take a breath sample and tell us how drunk you are. My partner finally gets this young upstanding citizen awake and gives him a breath test. Is .262% blood alcohol High?? GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! The dance begins and our lucky little man goes home for the night with out a ticket. .. Now enter Whezzie, 12 hours later and not knowing as much as you do righ

Beginings
hello ppl and fellow cherries! I think it's time I start talking about myself since you mostly all like my site and picture. I am a mother as you all can see. I am also a fulltime college student now. I am going for a bachelor's degree in Paralegalism. I am finally getting my divorce and am happy to say I am single and enjoying it. I am not looking for anything special i am just enjoying the freedom. I ahve had alot of guys ask me out but I am taking a break from rushing into anything. I want to take it slow and enjoy my kids. I have renewed some old friendships and made some news ones as well. I am looking forward to popping hin here every now and then to say hello so don't be afraid to keep dropping me a line now and then. Thanks.

He Kissed Me
A couple of people I used to work with invited me out to a club in Downtown Oklahoma City to a place called City Walk. It's a bunch of clubs in one building. I had fun, but then as I had a few drinks I was getting tipsy and one of my EX co-workers was watching out for me. I would play flirt with him, but not really attracted to him, but as the night went on I started playing grab ass with the hot guys walking by me. The club was pretty packed so I had plenty booty to grab at and arms with muscles to feel. I don't think Gordon liked that I was doing that. But I think he really likes me. I'm not into him, but he's a very sweet guy and has a ton of friends, but is single at 31, never been kissed. He's very shy and nervous, but lastnight I think he had allot to drink also and put the moves on me. He kissed me "tight-lipped" his first kiss. I know it was his first kiss because it was like getting kissed by a little kid. Another one of HIS co-workers witness "the kiss" and took a picture. I

4!!!
I can't believe it!! 4 Grammy's!!! Best Rock Album of the Year!!! You should have seen me screaming, eeeeeeeeeing!, and jumping up and down!! Their album Blood Sugar Sex Magik absolutely saved me during my childhood. And now, obviously, I am obsessed. I am in love...I can listen to them and forget the world.

Recent One-sided Conversation...
...with a member on this site has reaffirmed my belief that humanity needs help; big time. There was one remark in particular which really caught my attention: And, I quote, "glad u saw that.... im fascist too.... ummm, people like u are the reason i wish the holocaust would have been more successful." By that, I can only assume that by "people like u," he was referring to the gay community. Not that it is stated so on my page, but I am bisexual and openly admit it. However, this person made the assumption based on little more than a photo (the one of me wearing a black corset. Very hot). Feel free to check out my page - and his - if you care to view more on this. You be the judge on who has taken the high ground. "Smitty" is his name. Nice fellow. Really makes me question the efficacy of current civil rights movements in the world. I can only hope that hate really isn't as wide-spread as I imagine.

Return
you ask yourself, this time, is this the one? As if such a thing exists, as if you belive in fairy tales, or even in love any more. You pretend, you hate the game of courtship, but you still move your pieces across and off the board. You say you have no interest in the house of passion, but you keep walking through the door.

V-day Is Coming...i Hate It...
I hate Valentines day. Year after shitty year, I'm alone. I've gotten someone a gift though, he's becoming my best friend...I wish we were more than that, but not much I can do about that right now. I just don't want to be alone on this day again. I don't know why I hate being alone, I just do. According to my zodiac book, it is just my Libran personality...according to my ex, it is some kind of personality defect. I don't know...I just know it's debilitating.

Pissssssssssssssssed
WTF HAS HAPPEN TO MY LIFE ONE MINUTE I AM ON TOP THE NEXT I AM FUCKED 14 OF MY LIFE 14 OF PAIN AND FIGHTS 14 YEARS GONE 14 YEARS I LET U DO AS U PLEASED NOW I HAVE TO START OVER WHERE THE HELL DO I START WTF AM I GOING TO DO I GAVE MY LIFE UP FOR U I GAVE U ALL U WANTED I WANT OUT I WANT MY LIFE TO NORMAL I HATE WHAT U HAVE DONE AND TOOK THE BATTLE BEGINS AND SO IT WILL BE ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER TAKE FROM ME IS MY SON LET THE WAR BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Heart Is Just A Shell....
I dreamt that the doctor pulled my heart out of my chest only to find it was empty. As he went to pass it to the nurse the nurse dropped it and kicked it out the door. This began a series of events that I will continue to write about.... The place the heart went to was a bar to get a beer, it asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said sorry we don't serve broken hearts here, we just numb em. The heart said, ok give me a carrot juice.... to be continued.

Pondering While Rendering
The Grand Julia Experiment is complete. Well almost. Now I start the REALLY long rendering process which leaves me unable to work in Apophysis until further notice. Basically, I get to sit here , twiddle thumbs and wait for the image to show up on my desktop for tweeks for about 5 or 6 hours... maybe more. YAY ME! So what else is there really to do but ponder things? I hate to think, it is like dreaming... there is a reason I don't sleep too much. And it is this... I don't sleep well, and when I do I dream far too long. It is the same for thinking. To much for me... At the moment I sit here and think about the way my world is at the moment. It is very colorful. This is good... but with the color comes chaos. And just because there is color and chaos, it does not by any means state that there is variety or excitement. Quite the opposite actually. I am a recluse. I create, I eat, I ponder. I create for lack of more fulfilling things to do. I am sick of retreating to my

Depression
I feel so alone, like I’m the only person in the world who feels this way, and it doesn’t matter. It’s not important, maybe because I’m not important. Some days I don’t even know why I try. What can I do to be significant? I’m screaming out, doing everything in my power to be heard, yet even silence is louder than my screams. What can I do to be heard, other than tear down my world, break apart my life, die? Sometimes I wonder whether or not I’m becoming more alive or dying, sometimes I wonder if there is a difference. The pain never leaves. It never disappears. It never dies, it never fades, it never lets up. The more I try to forget the more it hurts, the more I try to move on the further I fall back. Desperation is worse than frustration, is living worse than dying? Is screaming worse than crying? The desire to destroy overwhelms me. If I break apart the world around me, maybe the world inside will feel more in tact, maybe it’s just relative. If I create chaos in my environment, my

Dictionary For Women
Dictionary for Women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.: A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.: What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.: Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.: Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.: An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.: The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.

How To Respond To Pickup Lines
How To Respond To Pickup Lines “Haven’t we met before?” “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” “Is this seat empty?” “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.” “So, wanna go back to my place?” “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” “Your place or mine?” “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.” “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” “It’s in the phone book.” “But I don’t know your name.” “That’s in the phone book too.” “So what do you do for a living?” “I’m a female impersonator.” “What sign were you born under?” “No Parking.” “Hey, baby, What’s your sign?” “Stop.” “How do you like your eggs in the morning?” “Unfertilized!” “I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.” “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?” “I know how to please a woman.” “Then please leave me alone.” “I want to gi

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Murphy's Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a

Friends Without Faces
We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We can't help but wonder what all of this means. With mouse in hand...we roam through this maze, On an infinite search...lost in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes At times we'll band together to gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. Soon friendships are formed - but - why we don't know, But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes we'll flirt, In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. Why is it on screen, we are so easily bold, Telling our secrets, that have never been told. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell, We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So we turn to our 'puters...and to those we can trust. Even though it sounds crazy...the truth still remains, Most of my "frie

"remember Me"
"Remember Me" Lately I have become concerned about the people I represent. I no longer see the Pride in your eyes that I once seen when I traveled down your streets in the Veterans Day parades and on the 4th of July. The people that once saluted me and those that held their hand over their heart as I passed now just look around to see what others are doing. Could it be that they don't see me? This is what it must be, because I haven't changed. I am still the same flag that accompanied so many of our countrymen as they defended this great country. As I wave in the breeze I am waving for each and ever one of them. I represent the people of this country and not the disappointment you may have with our Government. I have never had a vote in anything. I stand for the freedom that the people have given to this country. You are the heroes, not the Government. You are the ones that go to work each day and do what is necessary to see that the children have clothes and sh

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A Heart Filled With Adoration by Darrlah As I sit here and daydream, My mind wanders back to a time when we were young and full of indecision. We knew what our feelings were then for one another we just didn't know what to do with them. The love we share now pales in comparison to the intense, complete and beautiful love we share now.~ We were kids when we fell in love all those years ago. We both harbor many regrets for decisions we made along the way as well as feeling very guilty for the time we spent apart. We grew into adults and have seen many things, But the one thing we can truly see is the love we have for one another, So true and so pure.~ It is you that touches my heart, warms my soul and makes me feel complete. You've brought meaning back to my life when I thought all meaning was gone, you made me feel again when I thought I could feel no more. It is you that holds me tight and makes me realize that there is such a place as a happy and content world, For withou

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Wax Is Not Your Friend ....
WAX is Not your Friend .... All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kic

About So Called Friends
Why is it people act like there your friends but come to find out there back stabbers and users ..... I don't like PEOPLE that dose that when I try to help them out and thats what i get back LOL No more !!!! I'm not doing it any more no more lil nice girl its going to big bad bitch now Thanks to All of you that has used me a true friend wouldn't do that to you.. I try to help people out and make friends on here and i can't do that without making someone mad . A Real True Friend is there when the other needs someone just to talk or whatever. You don't find many of them most don't have time for you unless they need something.... Oh well I got some what you call REAL FRIENDS. Theres not many that i can talk to The Real ones know who you are and i Thank You with all me heart and hope I help you the same way you do me . But to be all true there is only one that i would like to meet and one day we will I don't get to close to anyone been hurt by so called friends to much and Why is it a p

Tried So Hard
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it\'s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he\'s scared, I hope you let him. When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to t

Valentine's Day
Alright... Wednesday is Valentine's Day... and I just had a few words to say about it... I'm sure all of u know how rediculous I think it is... people put too much importance on relationships... like u cant be happy if ur not in one... "What's life without love?" shit like that... well u know what? I'm very damn happy without a relationship... I'm so sick of people getting all excited about what they are getting their boyfriend or girlfriend for this one stupid day... If u really are in love... then u should celebrate it every day... not just this one day a year... it shouldnt take a holiday for u to let someone know just how much u care for them... and it sure as hell shouldnt take a lot of money for u to "prove" ur love... another thing... love shouldnt be proven... it should just show... and if the person u "love" doesnt know how much they mean to u already... then there is obviously something wrong with the relationship... I dont mean to sound like some anti-love bitter perso

Two Choices
What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following story: Sh

My Very Best Friend
I just wanted everyone to know that my best friend of over 14 years has lost her battle with cancer tonight. She passed away a little after 8 pm. I appreciate all of the prayers that those of you have given to my friend. You will never know how much it meant to me. ~Christyl~

With A Vampires Kiss
Looking into his eyes, You get lost in his gaze, Hypnotized, completely under his control, He probes your mind, Delving into your most hidden thoughts, You feel his mind in yours, Wanting to block him but you can't, He searches even deeper, Finding the information he's after, His voice, so seductive, draws you to him, You can't stop yourself, as if you'd want to, You cross the path to him, He pulls you into his arms, Whispering in your ear, "You are mine now. You will be faithful and loyal only to me." He moves to touch his lips to yours, "With this kiss I break this trance and join our hearts and souls for eternity." Vampiress

Sumthin To 4 U 2 Read
EXTASY Do you feel it (what?) the beat... The Beat No not that one ... wait for it ... that one yeah you feel it move...move move your head feel it. now move ... Your body Don't fight it... Soar! Fly with it... soar up to the celing touch it... But don't stop there Go ahead grab her hand she wont care, Reach out play with her hair so what if you don't know her shes feelin' it too... Uh oh she moving can't you keep up with her??? awe shes looking over her shoulder for you... You caught her eye she sees you. reach out and move... move... feel it ... soar through the croud they'll make space for you take your trip... feel it... move... move... feel the feel you they're feelin it are you???

My Ex And Valentine's Day Pics
For those who care, I've added a couple of pics that has me thinking about Valentine's Day lately. I was talking to my friend Omrie today and he was in the middle of drawing a picture of him and his girlfriend. He's always been a bit creative, and he wanted to show me what he was up to. I thought it would be perfect to add to my list of pictures for Valentine's Day. Feel free to check it out. Also, probably about 2 months ago, my ex Heather sent me a picture of just her eyes. She has brown eyes, but she wanted to show me how this new eyeliner she uses makes them look green. When I opened this pic up, the picture viewer on this computer blew it up to fit the size of the entire desktop. I sat here, staring at the picture, and at first I smiled, because well, I guess I've never REALLY gotten over her and I appreciated the picture she sent me. Then, I started crying. I can't look at the full picture anymore without crying. To me, she's beautiful, and it makes me feel like I'm

Cab Driver
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out in the yard ran back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird! The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs with the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry, I took so long" he said, as they drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to po

Happy Valentine's Day...lmao
"You oughta know" I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on your in a theater Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity I hate to but you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when

Woman's Love Poem
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

A Kreative Thought... Rap
You know what I am sick of? People claiming rap requires more talent than other genres and people claiming rap is decent music. It's not. When you point out how horrible rap is to many people, they just don't get it. A lot of close-minded obnoxious people would obviously like to know why I hold such a passion in hating rap, unfortunately they choose to ignore true talent and thus they fail to comprehend just why it sucks. It is for those short-sighted dumbasses, that I will now explain my reasoning. First off, don't get me wrong. Not ALL rap is bad. I don't believe an entire genre can be classified as bad simply because the way people interpret things are different. But there comes a point when even interpretation does not account for the pathetic attempt at "music" these "musicians" create. I'm sure there's plenty of decent "underground" rap, if you like rap in general *I however, do not* but that is the minority. The majority of rap is absolutely laughable. As with any fo

What's Really Important Now?
DISTRACTING OUR SELVES WITH ALL OUR TRINKETS, (SEX, WAR, INTERNET, VIDEO GAMES, MUSIC, SPORTS, ETC) WHEN WILL WE TAKE THE TIME TO SEE OR FIND OUT WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT. I AM NOT THE ONE TO TELL YOU WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR YOU, MY MESSAGE IS SIMPLY TO REMIND YOU TO ASK YOUR SELF THAT QUESTION!

Doing The Unthinkable
Yup, I did it tonight. The dirty deed. The unthinkable... I culled my friends list and removed about half. :) Ok, so I admit it - sometimes I accept friend requests because the lady is attractive or flirtatious... But, I'm here for friends, not for the ratings or the levels - even if they *are* fun to rack up! Those that are left are ones that I've talked to, that have asked or answered questions, rated and commented on my growing stash, sent or responded to mail, or are new enough additions that there's a reasonable expectation that I'll actually get to know them a little bit better. Some of them simply have substance in their profile that I like and don't want to lose track of. So, there it is. My first blog, describing my first "anti-social" action on this site. Probably the first of many. I'm a monster. :) Cheers, Silverpike

Yahoos
Yes, I have Yahoo. No, I don't want to chat with you. Let me clarify: I only chat with a handful of people, and they are all smart, articulate, clever, and funny. If you write to me and say, "fuk your hot u have yahoo u shud chat me sumtime," I will either 1) ignore you, as I am busy or 2) berate you publicly. You better hope I'm busy.

Grammy's And Tall Boys
Watched the Grammies (or is it Grammy's?), they were pretty good, and I'm proud of that guy named John Mayer, but more on that later. I like tall boys, as in 6 ft. or taller, mostly because I'm a midget. LOL Anyhoo, just felt the need to express that. No it doesn't mean I won't talk to anyone shorter than 6 ft. but it is a plus. ;o)

Re: Abenaki Tribe
ABENAKI TRIBE (ahbeh-NAHKEE) ©thewildwest.org The Abenaki, or "dawn land people," are native to the Northeast - Canada, Vermont, Maine and southern Massachusetts - where they enjoyed life in the fields and wild grass along the rivers and coast. Nearby forests provided a seemingly endless supply of moose, deer, bear, caribou, small animals and plants, berries and nuts. The waters provided salmon, eel and alewives. In the warm months, trips to the Atlantic coast would yield shellfish, seal, porpoise, lobsters and crabs. Corn was grown to subsidize the diet. Tobacco was farmed as well. The forests also provided building materials such as birch bark, with which the Abenaki in the western portion of the area built longhouses, often in villages on high bluffs above the waters as protection from attack. Each longhouse, framed with saplings young enough to be cut by stone axes and covered with birch bark, could house several related family groups. The western bands would collect maple s

Keeper Of My Dreams
Keeper Of My Dreams When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his hands The one I want to spend my life with The one with whom I will always stand Stand beside through thick and thin Through all that life will throw our way Knowing that this special love we share Will guide us, each and every day This journey was started long ago Before this time and place The journey of completeness As two hearts and souls embrace Forever is what I want with you For the search is at an end Our hearts have found each other As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends. farhat.

How Much...from The Desk
How Much In January and February, I normally go into quiet time, in which I give myself time to think on things I have learned throughout the past year. Sometimes this becomes a time of simplicity in which I resort back to the basic and simple ways. Don't we all long for things to become more simple, in our rush around world these days in which it seems we have no trouble filling every part of our day with something or another. We often exclaim, that we just do not have enough time in the day to do all we want to do, because our lives are so filled with events, and distractions, not to mention the day to day duties we all have to get through each and every day. So if we don't ink out the time to just lay back and bring ourselves back to basic and simple, we continue rushing forward. Rushing forward we miss a lot, we are going here and there and doing this and that with hardly a moment to spare. This is one of the reasons I have now put into practice taking my life back to the sim

Disney World The Playboy Masion
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, accompanied by a bevy of bunnies, visited Walt Disney World recently. The 78-year-old Hefner and his entourage -- in Florida for Playboy's famed Super Bowl party the night before Sunday's game --- said he and Disney have a lot in common. We're out to prove that their playgrounds have a lot in common as well. The Top 17 Things in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion 17> Man-made Magic Mountains that seem almost real. 16> To avoid turning off guests, both have strict rules forbidding facial hair. 15> Corey Feldman stopped getting special treatment at both places years ago. 14> Everywhere you look: boobs. 13> "Who's your daddy?" constantly heard -- in the grotto and at the lost-child booth. 12> You must be taller than Verne Troyer to get on the hottest rides. 11> Most guys leave Fantasyland disappointed after their two-minute ride. 10> Medical attention required after doing too many lines. 9> Disney World: Features

What I Am Pissed About Today!!!
Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please. Excuse me let me correct myself whores and wanna be pimps let me have your attention please. Things I'm about to say come with the greatest of ease. Many are going to say I have no room to talk, but lets see if I really give a fuck. Things are really fucking sad now a days, guys treating girls like whores and girls giving it up to any guy that comes along. Just cause some bitch on television said it was alright to sleep around doesn't make it so. Yet most people are now reading this like he is one to talk, this guy is the worst when it came to girls. Let me make a little correction I never treated a girl like a whore unless she acted like one. Now what makes a man, and if one more guy says its the number of girls he bagged, I promise I will slap him like a bitch. I'm still not a man and I promise u wanna be pimps that none of you are even close to me. Quit treating girls like shit and maybe just maybe you will find that girl that y

Find The Hottest Ct Women O Cherry
here`s a contest for all u ct ppl out there find the hottest ct cherry women and tell me who she is and i`ll award the winner. p.s. women only r alowaed to compea in the contest or post the pic in my profle and i`ll check it out just leave ur name by the pic peace out contest stars now.

If Only For One Night
LET ME HOLD YOU TIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT LET ME KEEP YOU NEAR TO EASE AWAY YOUR FEAR IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I WON'T TELL A SOUL NO ONE HAS TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE TOTALLY DISCREET I'LL BE AT YOUR SIDE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT YOUR EYES SAY THINGS I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AND MY KNEES ARE SHAKIN TOO BUT I'M WILLIN TO GO THRU I MUST BE CRAZY STANDIN IN THIS PLACE BUT I'M FEELING NO DISGRACE FOR ASKING...... LET ME HOLD YOU TIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT LET ME KEEP YOU NEAR TO EASE AWAY YOUR FEAR IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT I TELL YOU WHAT I NEED IS ONE NIGHT, ONE NIGHT OH (AND OH, OH) WHAT I NEED IS ONE NIGHT, ONE NIGHT OF YOUR LOVE, OF YOU LOVE, OF YOUR LOVIN OOH I'M ASKING... LET ME TAKE YOU HOME TO KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM TILL THE EARLY DAWN WARMS UP TO THE SUN IT WOULD BE SO NICE IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT IF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT iF ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT, YEAH ONE NIGHT IF ONLY

Break Up Sex
i really think that break up sex sucks becouse one of you will end up relived and the other confused so people let the other person know that this is only about the sex trust me they will still give it up becouse it is still sex and no one turns down lovein even if its the last time. yea or nea hit me with you answer

Hmm A Contest
YES I'M HOLDING A NEW CONTEST AND FROM MY JOINING I'VE NOTICED THAT CHERRYTAP HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMEN ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY ANY MONEY TO SEE THEM OR MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM. SO COME VISIT MY PHOTOS AND LOOK FOR FLAMING BODY CONTEST AND SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR LOVE TO SEE THEM FOR FREE. ALSO IF YOU ARE A LADY OF ANY SIZE AND WOULD LOVE TO BE RECOGNIZED THEN PLEASE CONTACT ME ABOUT JOINING THIS CONTEST!

In One Sense
I stare with eyes that can’t see, Listen with ears that can’t hear, I stand on legs that can’t flee, And live with a heart that knows no fear, I live under a sky that can’t rain, Upon a ground that can’t live, With a mind that is always insane, And with hands that have nothing to give. I drink from water that is not wet, I eat bread that has no taste, I pass people I have not met, And I go nowhere not in haste, I live with those who see, I stand with those who hear, I can’t watch as they flee, And envy their founded fear, I live by those who feel the rain, I die by those who long to live, I stand by those who think I’m sane, And I talk with those who have something to give. I laugh at those drinking water that is wet, I spit at the bread they can taste, And ignore the people not dead yet, And envy the way they turn to waste, I can’t watch them walk by, And I can’t hear what they said, I can’t feel the rain from the sky, In one sense

This Is Me In A Nutshell..
my hair doesn't always stay the way i want it too. i eat when i'm bored. i'm clumsy and i tend to spill things. i don't always have the right answers. i ask too many questions. i fall for boys easily. i'm vunerable to believing lies. i don't have to fake that smile anymore. i make up excuses for everything. i have DRAMA and MEMORIES. i have best friends and enemies. i sing very badly in the shower and in the car. sometimes i dress in random stuff, mainly stuff that doesn't match. i get mad over the tiniest things but that's why i'm on medication. i'm not as smart as i'd like to be. but i can step back and look at my life and realize.. this IS life. love it, live it and learn from it. it's pretty much amazing. just like you and me. but especially like you.

My Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie" You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone. A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people Your flirting style: 100% natural What turns you off: serious relationship talks Why you're hot: you're totally addicting What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

All Those Nights
All of those nights when I stayed up wondering about what would happen the following day. All the time wasted on things that would just fly by anyway. Things swirl in the sunlight like a soft glow from heaven, and all the lover's have changed names. I can still hear each and everyone breathing. There's a difference in the littlest of things. Time is as real as a picture. Still, quiet, misleading. What if I forget now? My heart, my fears, and my sanity? All I have is what I know, and someday... I might only have those pictures left. When that day comes, may God remind me, that I did have a purpose.

I Know Its Been Awhile...
but for unsaid reasons i haven't had any reason to come on ct in awhile. but i thought i would stop by and leave you my latest peice of shit I am not like you pain knows no end tears will always shed fears ever consuming I can't be like you wish the pain away wipe away the tears overcome these fears I want to be like you let time ease my pain lets these be tears of joy know the end of fear I'll never be like you can't you see me this way what can make you understand it just won't go away when you can't whitewash what i've done with the walls stained red will you finally know what i said will you understand my words i never could be like you by john m

Pay Rise
He pulled into the station car park, just like he had done several times before. It was quiet, dark and the evenings rain limited visibility. He didn’t plan to stay long, just drop his PA off and then drive home. “Well I’ll see you tomorrow, bright and early” Mark said, smiling at his 18 year old PA. They had been on yet another conference and he was looking forward to getting home. “Thanks for your hard work today, tell me, how are you finding the job?” “Urrmm” she said hesitantly “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about this for some time now, I feel my pay doesn’t reflect my work.” She looked awkward at saying such a thing, he was her boss and she was a reasonably shy girl. “I appreciate that but you have to understand that if I pay you more, I’ll have to justify it to my boss – and unless you can prove to me how…dedicated you are, then I guess my hands are tied.” With that he undid his seat belt and reclined his chair. He began to unbutton his pants and before long had

Friends
I am strange person. I have never denied that. But in my life, I haven't made alot of real friends. I have a BUNCH of acquaintances, who think they know me, and about me, but they really know nothing at all. I have a hard time making real friends. So it really fires me up when someone attacks one of them. I love my friends like I love my family. Probably even more in a way because my family doesn't really know me either. Is it wrong if you lie to a friend though, and even possibly yourself, if it saves the friendship? Because the truth could ruin it...and I don't think that is worth it. I mean it isn't a big something like oh hey I murdered your brother or something weird like that, but there are things in this life that should never be said, you know. The things that if you put them out there you can never take back. I don't know. I made the decision to shut up, and Im gonna stick by it, and Im gonna keep a friend. But I don't like hiding things from the people who count

Ok So Why..
is there a place for cherrytappers to put up a profile and A. either nobody fills out, but when they do take the time and effort then B. Why don't people read it? C. If they do read it, why do they ask questions that are already answered in it? I don't get it people...pay attention here...Mxxx

A Tribute To Military Wives
Over the years I have talked a lot about military spouses, how special they are and the price they pay for freedom too. The funny thing about it, is most military spouses don't consider themselves different from other spouses. They do what they have to do, bound together not by blood or merely friendship, but with a shared spirit whose origin is in the very essence of what love truly is. Is there truly a difference? You have to decide for yourself. Other spouses get married and look forward to building equity in a home and putting down family roots. Military spouses get married and know they'll live in base housing or rent, and their roots must be short so they can be transplanted frequently.Other spouses decorate a home with flair and personality that will last a lifetime. Military spouses decorate a home with flare tempered with the knowledge that no two base houses have the same size windows or same size rooms. Curtains have to be flexible and multiple sets are a

Fish!
I have a male blue gourami named Llyr, a female yellow gourami named Brigit, and a plecostamous named Gwyn App Nudd. If you're curious: Llyr ("leer") is a Celtic God of the sea, Brigit ("breet") is a Celtic Goddess of fire and the hearth, and Gwyn App Nudd ("gwin ap neeth") is a Celtic God of the underworld (get it? he's a bottom feeder!) Yeah, anyway, I hope they live...

My Current Unlife
Welcome to my blog. Whats going on with me you might ask? Well I'll tell ya. I work for a computer helpdesk. sometimes a great job, sometimes a royal pain in the ass! I'm 6'2 with very long brown hair and blue eyes. I am married to a wonderful woman. (I know all guys say that, but how many guys have a girl that gets them a 3 some for christmas?!) We like to drink and have a good time. I love going to heavy metal shows. I'm a die Ozzfest Vet with 6 shows under my belt. I have survived the pits at Ozzfest, Slayer, Pantera, and Slipknot shows. I don't really care for drugs but will smoke pot from time to time. I don't like beer but I love flavored liquors. I am adventurous and love to do new things. I like being outside in the spring and fall before allergies render me legally dead. I like to camp, fish, take long drives, and travel. Hell...I'm sure there is alot more I could put here but i dont want it to be a freakin book. So if there is anything else you wanna know ask. I won'

Mathmatard
I am learning new fractal stuff at the moment. I got a brand new program today that promises to help me to make the best fractals EVER. What I didn't count on was having to be a fucking genius. I am not saying that I am stupid by any means, as a matter of fact, I am probably smarter than you're average human ( as much of a curse as that is)it helps me at times like this USUALLY/ Suffice it to say, I fucking hate julias! So, if I am a little anti social tonight, this is why.

New Images And Color Changes
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS: WE HAVE DONE A LITTLE REMODELING TO OUR PAGE. LOOK AROUND AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CHANGES WE MADE. DID A LITTLE RE-ARRANGING, ADDED SOME PICS AND PLAYED A BIT WITH THE COLORS. LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! LOVE, CHRIS AND TRUDY

I Want
I wish I had a man to send me these.... http://products.proflowers.com/valentinesday/OneDozenLongStemmedRedRoseswithFREERubyVaseChocolates-40969?ref=RadioDirectYahoo%20Listeners&catid=LandingRadio_Radio_yahoo cut and paste the link in your browser...I want i want i want!

The Pic Of My Sis And I
Just wondering what has made it so popular all of a sudden. I have had lots of people come to my page lately and rate that pic only. They rate that pic and nothing else. No comment on it, they don't rate my profile or anything. I guess every one thinks my sis is hott or something. LOL!

Cheney Pushing For Iran Attack, Report Says
Cheney Pushing for Iran Attack, Report Says 11 Feb 2007 Several senior members of the Bush administration are pushing for the United States to attack Iran, the British Guardian newspaper reported over the weekend. The report said that Bush had not yet decided on whether to move forward with the attack, but that Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney, among others, was strongly advocating such an attack in order to halt Iran's nuclear weapons development program. http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=121294

First & Last Entry On Here....
I keep a blog on myspace. Though it is Private. If you wish to read it, just send me a friends request or message asking me to add you as a friend... Here's the link... http://blog.myspace.com/princess_grilla

My Where Abouts
my whereabouts Current mood: soooo hungover I feel absolutely awful!!! I definately played the drunk role at Purgatory last night. I only planned on having a couple of beers.... I took a friend who had never been. The line was around the building when we got there! Sooooo, we went in the pub next door to try and let it die down a little. That is where it all began. She got a shot of tequila and a Michelob. So, like the good host, I had to have a shot of Jager and a budweiser. We did this several times. I lost count. So, when the line had not died down, we were drunk and didn't care about it being so freaking cold! We're standing in line. U will never believe who got in line behind us!!!!! Cupid... LOL He had on wings and a pair of fruit of the loom underwear and tennis shoes. Drunk, cold and in line with cupid!!! After we finally got in, it was an EXCELLENT show! There was an awesome crowd. And, Amos' has no sortage of alcohol either... I got to see al

Wow
I definitely didn't realize that people would take things online so seriously. I asked a question and was looking for answers, but people started posting little pics in the comments so I deleted the comments. Apparently that is against some kind of CherryTap Law and when the same person kept posting the same kinds of little pic comments I blocked them because it was annoying. So now I have a whole entourage of people pissed at me for it. Geez. Sorry guys. I didn't realize it was that big of a deal.

Douchebags
Why is it that i let the opinion of some loser douchebag that has never met me bother me? Why should some ugly bitter person be able to make me feel like less of a person? Obviously the jackass in question is a shallow, insecure person himself... Who makes fun of others?....people who are insecure about themselves... Who specifically tries to make someone feel bad about their appearance? I have NEVER claimed to be pretty...much less tried to claim i was thin or whatever... I lost 128 pounds...and yes i have gained 45 back...but let me see you be allergic to what i am and not have trouble losing weight. Normally when i am this upset i would go eat...but since there is NO food that i can just go eat...i won't....not because i don't want to just cause it will be a apin in the ass FUCK THAT ASSHOLE FOR SAYIN NEGATIVE SHIT ON ME!! Seriously...he is NOT Mr Universe...so maybe he needs to look inthe mirror before tossin rocks at MY window Lame ass douchebag

Anna Nicole
Sunday, February 11, 2007 An American Icon, Sex symbol dies. R.I.P Anna Nicole Current mood: sad HOLLYWOOD - Reality TV star, actress and former model Anna Nicole Smith has died after collapsing in Hollywood, Florida. The 39-year-old was found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino this afternoon. According to hotel officials, Smith was "unresponsive" and emergency crews performed CPR at the scene and a breathing apparatus was inserted in her throat. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel and transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2 p.m. EST today. She died at 3:45 p.m. EST. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Her five-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, was not with her mother, sources say. The baby is being cared for by a family friend in the Bahamas, where Smith has been living since last summer. Anna Nicole was fig

People Come And People Go!
People are always coming and going out of your life, have you ever really sat there and thought of why that person came into your life? did they change it a little even if it's just for a min or even a second? Have you ever met that person that changed your life so much just by hearing what they have to say and thinking to yourself oh yeah I see what they mean I wonder how my life would be if I tryed that? That same person has he left your life yet, and if so do you think you will ever see them again? for me I have had alot of people come and go in my life and god only knows I wish most of them were still here, who knows maybe one day why I'm driving down the street or hell even walking I'll run into that person.....This person brought so much into my life in the short time I did know him! Have you ever thought about death, and what it will be like when you do die, Will you see family members that have past on? or are you just all alone, *I wish I knew how to do a video blog this w

The Wreck Of My Soul
I woke today from dreaming, and tried to stop myself from screaming, for all the sights and sounds of day, and while the light streamed through and lit the way, I tried, and failed to reach the shore. White sands that burn and turn my soul to glorious fire, and the quicksilver coursing through my heart, turns to dust as I rise. My eyes turn inward as I roar, in defiance of chains that do not bear my name, and never will, and yet, never to know what it is to belong. Never to belong to someone else, and always only to myself, there is no torment greater than this, not to know the tender kiss that scorching, sears his name upon my lips. The sweet torment of never knowing, never showing, never giving freely, never hearing my name upon the lips of one beloved. But now we must tend our gardens and ourselves, and beg for pardons always in thought, word and deed, ever and always masked. My soul is wrecked upon that shore, as surely as if I'd b

Rip: People Shouldn't Be Forgotten
Derek Meeks (Ex) *Car Accident* 10/04/88 - 02/10/07 Thio Carlos (Family) *Heart Attack*- 02/09/07 Ryan Hayes (My Cuz) *Suicide* 4/17/89 - 10/3/06 Patrick Haverty *Car Accident* 2006 Chris Burst *Car Accident* 03/07/86 - 02/18/05 Charlie K *Hit By Car* 08/24/90 - 10/17/05 D.J. (Eve's Brother) *Difficulty Breathing* 10/17/92 - 02-18-05 Romona Chappel: (My Nana) Died my freshmen year, taken by ALS.(Lou Gehrig's) Christina McMullen:(The best teacher I ever had) Murdered my 8th grade year- 3 days after school started by her adopted son. Franky:(My cuz) 17, Murdered my 4th grade year by one of his friend who was on meth. For the five Amish girls: Mary Liz Miller, 8; her sister Lina Miller, 7; Naomi Rose Eversole, 7; Anna Mae Stoltzfus, 12; and Marian Fisher, 13. Who were murdered. To Jimella Tunstall, 23, who was about seven months pregnant, and her three children—ages 7 (DeMond Tunstall), 2 (Ivan Tunstall-Collins)and 1 (Jinela Tunstall), who were murdered. Live everyday

Tribal Council Delegate
While walking down the dirt road one day a tribal council delegate is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by Spiritual guide at the entrance. "Yaahteeh and hey bro!! welcome to heaven," says Spiritual guide. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high tribal official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me check it out," says the council man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the guy who is higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in CHIDI TAH ------ and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Oh geez this is great, really? I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the tribal council official. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules, regulation and procedures." And with that, the Spiritual guide escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Chidi tah . The doors open and he finds himself

Beginning A Life.......
Ok, time for me to get back to work tomorrow. I could imagine a life here with you...but it, in truth, is just a box, and I might feel trapped. I need to realize that feelings here are real, but it is often difficult to do anything about those. Time to find out how to have a life. I tried this before...to curtail my time on CT. I thought I could cut it down by not being online as often....It did not work for me. I have too many friends here that I touch base with and end up in wonderful conversations with. So, I am going to try to go cold turkey and find out if there is a life out there for me. I spend too much time trapped in this little box. I will miss you all, but, but is time to break free. I need a life. Tomorrow, I am going to line dancing class. Tueday, I am signing up for a walking clinic to prepare for a 5K walkathon. On Wednesday, I think I shall meet up with my friend from the coffee shop to practice the song we are to perform next month. Thursday, it w

Quit Ur Bitching
I'm getting really sick of people bitching to me about their problems, asking for advice and then doing the complete opposite and getting even more fucked up. WTF? If you were gonna do what you wanted to, then why the fuck ask me? Seriously. Its getting so fucking old. Like, I know I bitch on my blog and all that, but its only cuz thats where I just vent. But its like, if you are just bitching for sympathy, well you're not gonna get it from me. Like the quote " Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." So fuck you. lol.

Submissive Etiquette
Submissive Etiquette You will always refer to me as Sir. As your immersion progresses, you may wish to refer to me as Master, but I will never require that you do so. In your daily life, you are to both dress and conduct yourself in a manner you believe would be pleasing to me. You are to show kindness and consideration to others routinely. You are never to argue with me, but you are both free and encouraged to express your thoughts and feelings. It is my role to instruct you and your role to submit to my instruction. Your behavior is to always conform to your role. The Six Basic Skills of True Submission You are to review these six basic skills closely and strive to put them into practice as best as you are able. These form the bedrock of your submissive experience. 1. Honesty: Without honesty, there can be no trust. Without trust, true D/s cannot exist. You must pledge yourself to be purely honest with me in every conceivable way, as I must pledge the same to you.

Incomplete
Whisper into the fire, "What are your fallacies? Clutched now at your breast, your poison realities? I'll touch you with the fire, but do not hesitate to burn, Every hope, every dream, every truth you'd hoped to learn. Experience the destruction of all childhood fantasies, Emblazened in the very orange of lifelong mendacity, Surrender to the torch, to cleanse the poison from your breast. As it peels away layers, the winds of truth at your behest, Submit to the fire, shed your restrictive husk, Reality touches to burn, and burn you must!"

Fuck Me
Fuck me with your wild eyes Take me to the floor Suck the pride from my mind Make me ache you more Strip me down with your gaze Spread me open wide Razed by that depraved rage Craving you inside Claim my waiting carnal crush Gorge me with your glare Rape my will with every thrust Drawn into your stare Call my willing wanting urge Hungry moments burn Natures surge as we converge Penetrate my trust

Bdsm And A Vanilla Marriage
BDSM and a Vanilla Marriage a balancing act my name is ann. i am 31 years old, and i have been married ten years to a man who, to put it simply, thinks it's kinky sex if the lights are left on. In my heart, i have always known that i am a submissive, longing in my heart for my Master. i have shared some of my fantasies of BDSM with my husband, and i will admit that he has tried to please me a few times, but he makes it so obvious with his behavior that he does not approve of or enjoy BDSM, that he robs from me any pleasure that i might have found. So, being the sensible woman that i am, i tried to shut away that part of my heart that cried in the night, needing a Master. Luckily for my sanity, i discovered the cyber-world of BDSM. my first forays into what the internet offered led me to sites with a lot of pictures, and a little information. Then, as i found myself being turned on by things i had never thought of, i began to search deeper, looking for more information. i will

The Abc's Of Friendship
The ABC's of Friendship A Friend.... Accepts you as you are Believes in "you" Calls you just to say "HI" Doesn't give up on you Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) Forgives your mistakes Gives unconditionally Helps you Invites you over Just because Keeps you close at heart Loves you for who you are Makes a difference in your life Never Judges Offers support Picks you up Quiets your fears Raises your spirits Says nice things about you Tells you the truth when you need to hear it Understands you Values you Walks beside you Xxoxoxoxxxoooxxoxo Yells when you won't listen and Zaps you back to reality

Submissive Rebound
SUBMISSIVE REBOUND Submissive Rebound is a reaction that occurs in most submissives at some point in their relationship with a Dominant. It manifests in feelings of depression, heightened anxiety and a sensation of 'distance' between the submissive and the Dominant. Submissive Rebound is often called sub-drop. Submissives often focus a high level of energy and attention on every nuance of the interaction between themselves and their Dominant. This focus can be so strong that the submissives perceptions of external reality will blur. Some submissives 'feel' that they pour themselves so deeply into a Dominant that to some extent they 'become' part of the Dominant. An extension of their presence. When that presence is withdrawn the submissive can begin to manifest strong symptoms of withdrawal. This withdrawal can be complicated by other divisive feelings and emotions. Some submissives believe that their actions, feelings and desires are 'sinful' or in direct opposition to the mo

New Subbie Info
Submissive BDSM Play Partner Checklist by Tammad Rimilia This checklist should be filled out by a Sub and provided to their Dom/Top before playing with them. This will provide a quick "head-start" to identifying limits, negotiating and finding common ground for play. Dominants may wish to work through the checklist, to get a better handle on their specific interests. Switches should go through the checklist twice; one persons Dom and Sub interests may be very different. For each item, you need to provide two answers: For experience, write YES or NO next to each item to indicate if you have ever DONE that activity. Mark N/A if it does not apply to your gender. For willingness, indicate for each item how you feel about DOING that activity by rating it on a scale of NO or Zero to 5. "?" means you don't understand what the item is attempting to describe. NO means you will NOT do that item under any circumstances (a hard limit). 0 (zero) indicates you have utterl

Valentine's Day
For the first time ever I hate the idea of Valentines Day. Before it never really bothered me at all. I've never been with anyone on V Day and I didn't care, it wasn't a big deal. But for the first time, it's getting to me. Maybe it's because my last breakup is so recent, I don't know, all I know is that I'm not looking forward to it at all. I don't know why I'm complaining, I've never even been on a date really. Usually I'm just "hanging out" with a guy or going somewhere where I pay for everything. It would be nice to have a guy be a guy for once, pay for things, take me out, open doors, be a gentlemen, sometimes it seems like they don't even exist anymore. Oh well, maybe I can pretend it's just a normal day but it will be hard. I miss to much right now.

I Dunno What To Think
OMG.... how do I get myself in these messes... Why do I let myself open up to new ppl... I know it will only get me smacked down in the end... Time and Time again i go through this... you think I would fucking learn... The thing that pisses me off the most is that ppl have to play games with you... they have to dangle what they know you want more than anything, right in front of your face... Then just went you finally reach it they snatch it away with out even caring what it will do to you... bah... that's life i guess...

Hosting Sexiest Smile
I am Hosting a contest I want to have a Sexiest Smile Contest. If you are interested send me a link to the pic you would like to use via Private Message. The contest will run for one week... It will start on Wednesday Feb. 14 at 8pm central time. and end Wed. Feb 21st. 1st Place 25,000 cherry bux worth of prizes 2nd Place 10,000 cherry bux worth of prizes 3rd Place 5,000 cherry bux worth of prizes PRIZES ARE SUBJECT TO GO UP IN VALUE DEPENDING ON HOW WELL CONTEST GOES It will be based on comments....

I Cannot Believe This B*tch
My very good friend posted this bulletin over on myspace... Now I have never been a military wife but I was a gf of a solider. I met military wives and know what they go thru on a daily basis, from being alone to scrapping pennies together. They don't live in luxury, they live for love. They are not as this wench describes. I'd bet that the military wives have more heart then this little nobody. I have to compose myself before giving her a piece of my mind but I couldn't let this pass by another day without sending it out to my friends. Cath OK LADIES SO I GOT THIS OFF A MILITARY GROUP AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF READ IT AND YOU'LL SEE WHY!!! wanted to make sure all military wives got it and would hopefully pass it on As a fellow military wife i feel a special bond with each and every other military wife even if i don't know them that well. I felt compelled to share this with you. I want you to read what one girl thinks about us. I'm so appauled by her comments. And a

Check Out This Girl!!
My very good friend posted this bulletin over on myspace... Now I have never been a military wife but I was a gf of a solider. I met military wives and know what they go thru on a daily basis, from being alone to scrapping pennies together. They don't live in luxury, they live for love. They are not as this wench describes. I'd bet that the military wives have more heart then this little nobody. I have to compose myself before giving her a piece of my mind but I couldn't let this pass by another day without sending it out to my friends. Cath OK LADIES SO I GOT THIS OFF A MILITARY GROUP AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF READ IT AND YOU'LL SEE WHY!!! wanted to make sure all military wives got it and would hopefully pass it on As a fellow military wife i feel a special bond with each and every other military wife even if i don't know them that well. I felt compelled to share this with you. I want you to read what one girl thinks about us. I'm so appauled by her comments. And a

Remember When - Alan Jackson
Remember when I was young and so were you And time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give up Remember when Remember when thirty something seemed old Now lookin' back, it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we'v

My Sexual Iq..lol
You have a sexual IQ of 128 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

New Track By Hollywood Undead
HEY THE PROMOTER HERE...WATS UP?? CHECK OUT THE NEW TRACK BY HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD AND ALSO ADD THEM TO YOUR MYSPACE... WWW.MYSPACE.COM/HOLLYWOODUNDEAD Hollywood Undead Help Support them!! Go to their page Leave them comments, showing them love Listen to their music Comment their photos And last but not least repost this! If you don't know who Hollywood Undead is, then click below to view their profile and check them out. Check out the HU NATION Copy and paste this into a new bulletin, or put it on your pages, show some love and repost!!! Hollywood Undead

Who You'd Be Today-- Kenny Chesney
Sunny days seem to hurt the most. I wear the pain like a heavy coat. I feel you everywhere I go. I see your smile, I see your face, I hear you laughin' in the rain. I still can't believe you're gone. It ain't fair: you died too young, Like the story that had just begun, But death tore the pages all away. God knows how I miss you, All the hell I've been through, Just knowin' no-one could take your place. An' sometimes I wonde Would you see the world? Would you chase your dreams? Settle down with a family, I wonder what would you name your babies? Some days the sky's so blue, I feel like I can talk to you, An' I know it might sound drazy. It ain't fair: you died too young, Like the story that had just begun, But death tore the pages all away. God knows how I miss you, All the hell I've been through, Just knowin' no-one could take your place. An' sometimes I wonder, Who you'd be today? Today, today, today. Today, today, today

Sad
So today i go to dinner at my parents house like i do ever sunday just about me and my brother are just about to leave and my parents drop a bombshell Their getting divorced needles to say im now really pissed and i dont have a mom and dad anymore so mom and dad thanks...

No Hope
Lost in a terrible pool of despair wondering, wondering if I dare, Seeking a way out of this pain I take myself to a higher plain, Where these people cannot hurt me where they can never possibly be, It is a place of utter calm of lovely peace and blissful balm, They cannot find me, they know not where I go alone to find some air. This very lonely little child would love to find someone mild, Always destined to fight alone with never one friend in this home, It is a place where you do not speak you never, ever open your beak, This little child suffers in silence through all the years, all the miles, He has learnt it is far better To be quiet and wear the fetter.

Stiff Drink...haha
VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

Fallen Angel
1 The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. 2 He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, 3 he restores my soul. He guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, [a] I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. 5 You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. 6 Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD Fallen Angels as we are, we must leave this earth by ways of light, for there is nothing to fear anymore. I am so sorry that I could not protect you my dear friend. My wings are not as bulletproof as we had thought. My heart aches, my eyes are crying tears of pain. I miss you. Please forgive me.

Jenny (867-5309)
I really wanted to add this song to my cherrytap page but I couldnt find one that would auto start so y'all are stuck listening to Jenny On the Block... Sorry! ~*~MAUH~*~ ~*~Jennie~*~ Jenny, Jenny Who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold on to I know you think I'm like the others before I saw your name and number on the wall Jenny, I got your number I'm gonna make you mine Jenny, dont change your Number 867-5309 867-5309 867-5309 867-5309 Jenny, Jenny Your the girl for me You dont know me but you make me so happy I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve I tried in my imagination but I was disturbed Jenny, I got your number I'm gonna make you mine Jenny, dont change your Number 867-5309 867-5309 867-5309 867-5309 I got it, I got it, I got your number on the wall I got it, I got it, for a good time, for a good time call Jenny I got your number I'm gonna make you mine Jenny, dont change your Number 867-5309 867-5309 867-5309

Wtf
Ok...I've been hearing alota shit goin on about me. Something about being a fucking sheep. Could someone fuckin explain to me..what the fuck that is? Fuck were all adults here and Im being posted up as a fucking sheep. If someone has a fuckin problem with me they can come to me..and not spread shit. Fuck... someone tell me what the fuck this shit is. Sorry for all the words...but this shit pisses me off.

Valentines Day!!!!
Well its that time of year again the holiday that sucks the most!!! I will say that I do know that this is a holiday that came about many years ago but it still sucks!!! I think that every valentines day I have been alone or I have been with a guy that doesn't know how to be romantic, guess thats my problem, but I will tell you all I will be a lil bitchy on this holiday this year also cause I am alone and i hate that!!! Everyone getting flowers at work and gifts and i love yous...Eww Yuck gag me...makse me wanna throw up...I am sure that I can say that most single ppl hate this holiday and most of us can't help that we are single just cause there are pig headed guys out there and well then thats why some of us get to spend it alone!!! and there are guys out there that hate this holiday also cause they are alone and that is cause there are pig-headed girls in this world!!! so it does go both ways. I hope that those of you that are not single and have a great person in your life have a g

Love's Moments
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failur

Embarrassed
I'm very shy and this is really embarrassing for me. Would you consider coming to my place for a get ocquainted drink? We could talk about life, all the insane people on this crazy planet, what we're doing here and where we're going and then we could screw.

Trapped
I’m in a prison I can’t escape, Battling my own nightmares, And it’s pretty clear to me, That no-one even cares, I’m sat in the darkness, In the corner of my mind, And all I can think of is, There is no reality to find, I’ve reached my breaking point, And my head is in my hands, My lank hair touching the floor, No life in the copper strands, All I hear are my own words, My own visions of hell, I know that my soul is leaving my body, Leaving this empty shell, I’m alone and no one knows, But through the years, all the while, I am still trapped, Trapped behind my smile.

Haha
You know us lesbians are very easy to get a long with . We like a lot of the same thigns the rest of you all do! We love to get ate and we love to eat and so that pretty much covers both sexs(lmao) So that goes to show we are just easy going people!!!!

To Be My Master's Slave
I can't be a slave; a very small voice whispered in the dark But you already are; the voice answered itself in the recesses of her mind. To be my Master's slave means I have given Him all of me. It means I have given Him my heart and I get to watch Him care for it with the utmost care. It means I have given Him my mind and I get to watch it become more nimble under His tutelage. It means I have given Him my soul and I get to watch it dance free within the circle of His arms. It means I have given Him my body and I get to feel it respond to His expert touch. To be my Master's slave means I deny Him nothing. If He asks for something, I get it. If He demands something, I get it twice as fast. If He wishes for something, I get it four times as fast. Am I His servant? Well, I serve His every desire, so yes. Am I His submissive? Well I submit to His every whim, so yes. Am I His slave? Well, I am His to do with as He wishes, so yes. To be my Master's slave means I

Juggalos And Juggalettes
Whoever Said This....Can Kiss My Ass....Oh Well Ignorant People Don't Know What They're Talking About Juggalo/Juggalette The male and female names for individuals suffering from a severe genetic disorder usually brought about by inbreeding and/or having extra chromosomes. Juggalo/Juggalettes are easily identifiable by the following symptoms: -obesity -clown make-up -pale complexion (even without make-up) -a affection towards piss poor rapping by clowns -heavy Faygo consumption -below average height -acne -primate-like stature, usually caused by injuries sustained during backyard-'rasslin bouts -oversized, heavily-stained jerseys -poor communication/English skills -illiteracy -apathy ("not giving a fuck" as they say) -incoherent, angry ranting directed at "feminem" -bouts of drooling and dribbling lips with finger If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to make conversation, as this may damage your IQ. Avoid eye-co

I Am....
I am a slave inwardly, in my need, and in my love, and in my nature! It is what I am! Despise me for it if you wish! I am a natural slave, a rightful slave, and here, on this world, in my collar, I have found myself at last! Hate me ! Hold me in contempt! But I am a slave, and I love being a slave! I love it! I love it! Do not try and force me to be what you want me to be! Rather accept me for what I want to be, and am! one who knows she belongs at the feet of her Master! and desires to be at the feet of her Master! His slave! His loving slave!

Sex
..> You scored as Lusty. Tsk tsk tsk goodness are you ever the perve! But nevertheless, you are amazing in bed. You always seem to want more, and leave your lover in the same boat. ..> Lusty ..> ..> 100% Rough ..> ..> 88% Passionate ..> ..> 63% Gentle ..> ..> 42%..>What type of sex are you?!created with QuizFarm.com..> ..> You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. ..> A Slave To BDSM ..> ..> 98% Sex God ..> ..> 65% A Romantic ..> ..> 40%

Forever I'll Stay
Forever (I'll Stay) By Me So many dreams I shared I opened my heart for you Praying that you'd still care For what you saw You loved me Afraid of what we'd become I bared my soul for you Hoping we wouldn't come undone Days and years were passing by I wondered what they'd bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain Holding on waiting for tomorrow No matter what the end I'll stay So much time has gone by I've given you my all Never afraid I'm gonna cry Together we still stand I love you Knowing you will catch me I let myself fall again Eyes open, you're all I see Days and years were passing by I wondered what they'd bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain Holding on waiting for tomorrow No matter what the end I'll stay Days and years are passing by I'm wondering what they'll bring Love or pain Sunshine or rain September 5th, 2005

About You...
I write to let you know I think about you, Lest you not decipher how I feel. Our friendship gives me courage to reveal Vain hopes I've long since harbored silent for you. Even though right now we are just friends, Your closeness to me makes me want much more, Opening a barricaded door, Unraveling the veil that hides my ends. Written By: Born N Raised

~~will He Make A Good Husband~~
Will He Make a Good Husband? Something serious to think about before you marry * Does he go out of his way for you? Or are you always doing things for him? Does he try to make you happy? Does he want to prove he is good enough for you--or are you always jumping through hoops to win his love? Will he go places that you enjoy? Or are you always doing things he likes? If he doesn't aim to please you now, it will only get worse once you are married. * Is he hard working? Did he work hard in school? Does he work hard on his job? Or is he always complaining about his boss, his teachers, and never really working hard at anything? If he doesn't work hard now, it is unlikely he'll work hard to earn the money needed to live a secure, debt-free life. * Does he take responsibility for the quality and condition of his life--or does he see himself as a victim--always blaming others for his problems? If he blames others now, eventually he'll blame you for all his problems too. * D

I Wish...
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection. Written By: Born N Raised

Acceptance...a Step Forward
"We all die, but our memories last through the people we touch and the things we leave behind, So in fact we never truly die" Alexander Kim Wong 1986-2005 Without our memories, we are nothing. Sometimes these memories are hard to bear, but they shape who we are. Even those we love are often no longer walking this earth with us, they are still with us in our memories. The laughter, tears, everything that we remember about them is what keeps us going. So although Alex has left us physically, he will never leave our memories. I think he knew this when he said "we never truly die" because the memories people have of us keep us going on. Even though I miss him, I am no longer mourning his death, but rather celebrating the life he lived that included me in it for such a long time. I realize now that he would not want me to cry because he's gone, he would rather know that I am happy for the impacts he made on my life. He helped me live on to make impacts on the lives of others and I know

Viewing Of Private Pics
Hello all you Cherries, Just wanted to say that I am a private person, yes I do have private pics of me on here, that if I wanted everyone to see I would not have them in a private folder...Please do not ask to be my friend then shout at me and ask to see my private pics....cause the answer is NO.... For example I had an ignorant man reach out to me Friday night and called me selfish cause I wouldn't let him see....well just because his are for everyone to see and I looked...who wouldn't ...he told me I was selfish . Well that to me is being prtective for me...I don't know who any of you are why would I just let anyone see.... So before you go asking...Don't even bother unless I bring up the subject...Thank you all so very much... Have a great evening..

Punctuation And Grammar Be Damned
Should a love so deeply delivered unto my heart impart through shivers, fleshing out the feeling between my fingers, slipping down into my thighs where the feeling lingers, so deliciously fanning up through my chest, crashing in upon it's velvety crest, slipping in so deeply to illicit a response, and deeply I roll without the slightest preponderance, so entranced now my body moves of it's own will, as I submit wholly to this fabulous thrill, lost in it's enticement and carressed by it's splendor, I look forward to a morning to so sleepily remember...

2 More Sprews Of My Mind
Caccoon Do u know me? Can u see or hear me? Does my presence come as a passing fog? Blow through u like a cold chill? Am I figment of this imagination? A image never truly seen. What a waste, shame I couldint be me. Living in a shadow growing mold. Living in the caccoon made of tears. Feel me decay. In ur cold dead hands. A pointint reminder that we are all what others make of us. Your own opinion makes no differince. Self delusion. Living in the light of the surpressors. Living in the caccoon made of tears. Head like a sponge, full of germs. Soul like a slate, cold black and blank. Driving like a nail into a brick. Bent and dull. Life in a caccoon of tears. I.R.M. 02/08/07 Do As It Has Been Done Chemicaly Imposed. Melting into cell like suger into water. Washing over my sences. Leaving me a floating death. A crime of one, working against yourself. Temptation, condemnation, attack against fouled values. Tied up in a world outside

Love
LOVE by BlueWolf Love makes a sound That is deaf to the ears But when heard by the heart It is as though a symphony appears Love can see things That are blind to the eye But when seen by the heart The colors fill the sky Love says so much Without saying a word If your heart isn’t listening Then love will not be heard Love has a vision That sees past what we see If your heart isn’t looking Then love will not be seen There may come a time When your heart won’t hear or see Just take my hand and kiss my lips And feel the love pour out of me To feel love and to feel loved Are entirely two different things To feel love is what you brought To feel loved is what they bring Falling in love can bring you such joy Falling out of love can create such sorrow Try hard to live and love for today Because it might not be there tomorrow............

Speakin' Texan
Speaking Texan is a lot like finding the lowest common denominator. It's all about simplification. Here, we never say in seven syllables what we can say in two. 1. How are y'all doing today? Texan-How y'all? 2. Is your child having a tantrum? Texan-He pitchin'/throwin' a hissy? 3. I really appreciate it. Texan-I'preciate i' or Much obliged. 4. I imagine so Texan-I'magine 5. I completely understand. Texan-I'yunduhstan 6. Y'all is plural. Ex. Texan-Y'all ' bouts ready? Normal-Are all of you almost ready? 7. You all is singular. Ex. Texan-You all ready? Normal-Are you all ready to go? 8. Normal-I would've sworn... Texan-I'll swahn....... 9. Normal-He's going to go Texan-He'on-go Y'all come back now!

Movie Reviews Lol
We have watched a few movies in the last week or so: The Marine: This was a really good movie. John Cena did a great job -- as well as his own stunts. There are a few comical parts in the movie. Overall, it was good. Employee of the Month: This was more of a romantic comedy than a comedy. It wasn't as funny as we'd thought it would be. Not a bad movie though. Feast: Here's one for those of you who like blood and gore, as long as you don't mind hungry monsters who are also very horny. LOL. The movie made no sense -- the monsters were just there -- no idea where the came from or how they came to be. Yes, it was more funny than scary.

Forever In My Heart
Forever In My Heart by BlueWolf The gentleness of your touch, The sweet passion of your kiss, Just a couple of many pleasures, I treasure and so longingly miss. So much we've journeyed through, Never doubting my love for you, So many realities and dreams, You've made them all come true. We have shared so many joys, And also felt so many sorrows, My faith in love gives me the hope, To believe there is a tomorrow. Gifted with your loving harmony, Forever you'll be within my heart, No matter what each day brings, In my heart we'll never be apart.........

How To
Here are a few that peeve me. Write down any that annoy you, as well!! 1. It's converse, not conversate. 2. It's given, not giving. Given is just like taken. *The amount of money he is giving to his ex-wife is ridiculous, particularly when given the fact that she already has the house as well as their car. 3. It's guessed, not guest. 4. It's brought, not brouten. 6. It's careful, not carefull. 7. It's controversy, not contraversey 8. It's accept, not except. *I accept the suggestions as valid points, except for suggestion number four. 9. It's except, not accept. (If you're confused, look up the definitions.) 10. It's patience, not patients. 11. It's response, not responce. 12. You are is you're. Your is possessive. Get it right, it's not hard. YOU'RE is two words. The apostrophe tells you this. *You're going to your birthday party, and you're going to have fun! 13. There is a place. Their is possession. *It's their car.* And they're is they ar

Question For The Ages
I just watched Hartman's last episode of SNL, again. It closes with Hartman and Farley alone, sitting on the stage, Hartman singing 'goodbye'. Looking back, that's a very sad moment knowing we lose both comedians not long afterwards. It got me thinking. I know other people have voiced this, but honestly, where DID all our funny fat men go? Farley (whom my dog is named after, Farley Belushi Hartman, chihuahua terrier) died of drugs, so did Belushi. John Candy died alone in a hotel room. Rodney Dangerfield just recently passed as well. After their deaths we're left with who? Jack Black? A sad substitute for our past funny fat men. All the fat shadow jokes aside, Black has little humor that sparks smiles in others, leaving him cowering in the shadows of previous funny fat men. Today we have Horatio Sanz, John Goodman, Jeff Garlin, Bruce Bruce, and Gabriel Iglesias who are funny fat men, but they still haven't quite reached the level their predecessors set for them, though Bruc

Too Much Thinking...lol
Do you ever have a period of time when you feel as though no matter what you do you're stuck? Like no matter how fast you run or how hard you push-you never get anywhere. I hate that.. ..It's as though until I fix this time won't let go. I'm trapped in this moment (well not so much this exact moment, but a moment..lol..anyway) I'm trapped here and I can't go forward. I feel lost and it's almost as though everyone around me is moving on and I'm being left in the past. It's rather sureal; but no matter what I do I'm still stuck.

I Love My Homestate!
I love this state. I love the fact that the first time I cooked deer meat for my ex he flipped and hasn't looked at a cow since. I love the fact that Big Lake has a Wild Game Supper with buffalo, elk, deer, alligator, and many others for $5 all you can eat. I love driving a truck. I love that my dad has so many deers mounted he's started to hang his cowboy hats on them. I love chicken fried steak with mashed potatos and CREAM gravy, with green beans and a roll (not a biscuit, it falls apart). I love how shocked people are when they see a close friend of mine who's black wearing a cowboy hat and boots, listening to Garth Brooks. I love texas chilli (shivers, one lady made it with cream of mushroom soup, I had nightmares for three days). It's not a side dish, it's the main course! I love that the land I grew up in (west texas) is so flat that at one point you could see the lights from Denver City, Seminole, Plains, Seagraves, Lovington, and Hobbs. I even love the hellacious sandstorms th

Forever Soulmate! For Everyone Who Has Theirs!mine Still Is Yet To Be Seen!
as i lie here with you tonight! and we watch the stars so bright.i turn to you and say,that i love you , i need you, i wanna kiss you all night long! and you, you put my heart next to yours and gave yourself to me.and from that moment,i knew you would be the one.a few years down the road, a little girl in tow,we had a perfect family.she would smile so bright , and give us kisses every night.say her prayers ,and i would tuck her in, saying,"daddy, i love you!",with a grin.and i would come to you,still a slave for you,and love the world away.and a few years later,a son came to our lives.with a heart big enough for you and i,and with a love that we had always known. he played ball with me ,and helped you with other things. gave us love every minute, never a moment without them in it,and still they never asked for nothing more than what we had.and now they've grown up, with a life of their own.and here we are , all alone,still loving the world away! you turn to me with your hand in mine,s

Where I Grew Up/when I Grew Up
When I was growing up, there were people on tv who had to Narful the Garthunk. When I was growing up, Micheal Jackson was black. When I was growing up, a hairy brown alien with a suspicious nose who ran around eating pussy was one of the most popular shows on tv for kids. When I was growing up, nobody tried to sleep with the president and show the dress to friends. When I was growing up, the trash heap was a smartass and the builders hated those damn fraggles. When I was growing up, John Candy was the funniest fat man on tv. (where did all our funny fat men go?) When I was growing up, my favorite tv show had characters named Ug and Donkeylips. When I was growing up, going-out meant you held hands between classes and chased each other around the schoolyard because you stole their trapper keeper. Where I grew up, people ate pizza with mushrooms and jalapenos. Where I grew up, getting beaten with a chancla was not unusual. Where I grew up, Dairy Queen was fi

The Anti-christ Is Here
Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies. In one case reported by villagers, a mother who had fallen under the cult leader's spell led her 14-year-old daughter to his hideout, offered her to him as a virgin then stabbed her to death. The Black Jesus, 31-year-old Steven Tari, started his cult last year after he was expelled from a Bible college for stealing from fellow students. He has enticed girls as young as 12 from their homes to be sex slaves, and is thought to have more than 6,000 followers who believe in human sacrifice.

Donkey Kong: An Old Romance Story
donkey kong...the epic struggle of a plumber climbing ladders, riding elevators, jumping over barrels, hitting firey-things with big hammers, and giving a giant ape a concussion in an attempt to save a ratty-lookin' damsel in distress. really, is all that effort worth it? look at the picture above...that dirtbag damsel screams for help....i see nothing keeping her there. there's no cage...no ropes...nothing...just a stupid girl on a stupid platform. she could easily climb down the ladder and save herself, but she's a dummy. feminist groups should be all over that useless gal and her constant relying on an overweight plumber to save her. to be fair, though, that ape isn't exactly a saint. i suppose she has a reason to be afraid of him...afterall, there's a t-shirt going around with him on it that kinda gives him a bad name. take a look... ...that fact that he's not a monkey, but an ape, doesn't effect how truthful this t-shirt is. he may lack a real tail, but he has a meta

Need Help Before Midnight Tomorrow Night
Hey people I'm looking for a little help. I'm in a contest that ends tomorrow at midnight. The prizes in this one are real so I'd really like to place. I'm actually hoping for second place because I really like that prize. I would be thankful for any help and I'm always willing to repay the favor. Thank you...

Vote For Me Please
hello everyone i need a big favour of you all i,m in a contest held by Graphics by rick and i need your votes please can you help me by bombing my pic there i,ll love you all forever :O) lottsa love n hugs to you all Liza xxxx

I Duct Tape People For Less
Ever heard somebody tell a story that took an hour to weed through all the 'like's'? Cut 'em all out and the story takes 2 minutes tops? And it doesn't stop there. Cut out all the ums, alrights, this dudes, we was like's, he was like's, so like, n then's, ya knows, okay's, and shit, n stuff's, and everything, etc. Story takes 10 seconds from complaint to punchline 'Okay, so like, this dude told me that, um, he'd like, want me to meet him at the club n stuff, so I was like, sure, ya know? So then, I like get there, and like, this dude isn't, like, in the main room, so we was like, maybe he's like, using the bathroom and stuff. So like, after a few margaritas and everything, I'm like, pissed, alright? So like, we left and stuff, to go to his house and like, find him. And like, when we got there and junk, I like, see him in the jaccuzi thing with some, like, chick, and he was like, trying to get it on with her, so I like, decided to key his tires and shit, for like, being a

How To Please A Women
How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies okay) 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. g

*le Gasp* I Can't Do That!!
Alright ya'll. I know there's this unspoken rule men have followed since they met females in fields and sold their sheep for wives. It's the 'call only after three days rule'. Ya'll wonder why you lose our numbers? Why you wake up in a cold sweat and search your laundry basket (or floor) praying that the hot piece of ass's phone number hasn't been washed yet? Forget the rules, children. It's time to put that annoyance to bed. Call her (oh my god, can I do this?) the NEXT day. Tell her you think guys who do that are stupid. 'I don't know why men wait to call somebody they find interesting. I really enjoyed talking to you, and I don't believe in playing games. How'd you like it if we _______?' Women love men who think for themselves and prove to be different from the mainstream semi-chauvinistic way of thinking. SHE'LL LIKE IT! Now, wait for chapter so I can tell you how to get rid of her.....

Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push ha

For Your Soulmate! Whoever They May Be!
as i lie here with you tonight! and we watch the stars so bright.i turn to you and say,that i love you , i need you, i wanna kiss you all night long! and you, you put my heart next to yours and gave yourself to me.and from that moment,i knew you would be the one.a few years down the road, a little girl in tow,we had a perfect family.she would smile so bright , and give us kisses every night.say her prayers ,and i would tuck her in, saying,"daddy, i love you!",with a grin.and i would come to you,still a slave for you,and love the world away.and a few years later,a son came to our lives.with a heart big enough for you and i,and with a love that we had always known. he played ball with me ,and helped you with other things. gave us love every minute, never a moment without them in it,and still they never asked for nothing more than what we had.and now they've grown up, with a life of their own.and here we are , all alone,still loving the world away! you turn to me with your hand in mine,s

Friends
friends are the people you care the most about. they sre there for you no matter what. they let you cry on their shoulder hold you when u need a hug talk things over with you listen to you no mateer what you say they help you understand things when you dont frriends aree the ones who dont put you down because you might different friends are the ones you in a crisis no matter hd bad it is. everyone have a good day

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

What I Dream
I sit here Sit here thinking My minds been busy, with you near Trying to add my timing Feel too late and worn down Too much like a clown My thoughts drift to us Drift to you and me Something holds Something that is or is not meant to be Your touch you smell Your sometimes too much I feel the need to yell In the same room, or a city away Everything is the same Yet i try to make it be Can you not see me Not see my tears hear my cries My thoughts drift to us Drift to you and me Something holds Something that is or is not meant to be So dear to me You know you are What you feel for me is locked away tight You show some and take some Yet never enough for me to know I dream of being close Being one TOuching, holding, being there with eachother Never feeling alone again Thats what i dream

Nope, Not A Greeting For Somebody Named Gene
I don't know how many people notice this. Everytime I go to the restroom, I am extremely aware of who washes their hands and who doesn't. I make mental note of you, for I will not touch you if you do not wash yours hands. That's like walking up and sticking my hand down your underwear. 'Hi, nice to meet you, is that Herpes complex 1, 2, or 3?' I always pay attention to whether bartenders wash their hands most of all, 'You are handling my drink which I put to my lips. If you will be handling some of your personal merchandise, call me crazy, but I'd like for you to wash up. THANKS!!' Guys are nasty, dirty, crotch-adjusting, ass-digging members of society. Girls, on the other hand, are soft, feminine, and sometimes secretly disgusting. So hey, there are upsides and downsides to both sexes. Not every girl you meet neglects to wash her hands, and not every male you meet recently dug at his crotch or scratched at his ass. I, for one, wouldn't like to take the chance. Just remember, if you're

Hey Go Check This Out
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=390902&albumid=125953&i=2948123746 he's doing some great work on cherrytap id's for men and women go check him out Hammond Graphics thanks friends have a great week :)

Faszination Katharer..."in German"
Faszination Katharer... Vor noch nicht einmal zwei Jahrzehnten wusste kaum jemand, wer die Katharer waren, geschweige denn, welche Rolle sie in der Geistesgeschichte und Historie Europas spielten. Durch zahlreiche wissenschaftliche Veröffentlichungen und vor allem Romane hat sich das grundlegend geändert. "Das verlorenene Labyrinth" von Kate Mosse oder "Der heilige Gral und seine Erben" von Baigent/Leigh haben viele Menschen, die sich nur am Rande mit religiösen Dingen beschäftigen wollten, auf den Geschmack gebracht. Was aber steckt wirklich hinter den geheimnisvollen Katharern? Wichtig waren sie wohl, denn extra für die katharischen Häretiker wurde die "Heilige Inquisition" als Universalwaffe der katholischen Kirche gegen missliebige Gruppen erfunden. Das deutsche Wort Ketzer lässt sich etymologisch auf Katharer zurückführen (angeblich stammt die Bezeichnung von einem Kölner Bischof aus dem 12. Jahrhundert) aber das sollte nicht der einzige Grund sein, sich mit dieser bedeutends

Partial Lyrics For A Partial Person Kind Of Day
These words have been in my mind for a very long time...maybe putting them in writing will make them disappear. Heart of Black..partial lyrics by Anders Manga I chose the wrong words, now I am left to live, burdened by the enemy of love, has gone and taken all that is left. Just need a minute of your time, I can’t take back the words, but if you forgive, I’ll try to change your mind. Wash me in the water…Cover me in sand….Burn all of the bridges that entomb me, until the love is wash off in the water, covered in the sand…Build the highest wall of flames around me, until a heart of black is what I am. No more emotion, farewell to pain, so long to innocence, no regret remains..Goodbye to misery, desensitize, erase all energy, paralyze.. Wash me in the water…Cover me in sand….Burn all of the bridges that entomb me, until the love is wash off in the water, covered in the sand…Build the highest wall of flames around me, until a heart of black is what I am.

The Internet, Driving, And Other Peeves
If you're going to complain about something, make sure you do research first to make sure your complaint is justified. I don't repost the 'you're a true friend bulletins', so if you're looking for people who will, you'd better look elsewhere. I'm not here for a popularity contest. Don't expect me to pimp you, I would require payment for such privileges. Nothing is going to curse my lovelife, I do that well enough on my own. Stop the madness. If I needed a personal sex toy, I'd buy one that does not talk and could fit in my drawer. You do not fit the bill, so don't ask. If you want to know something about me, just ask. I don't fill out the questionnaires and never will, so don't expect it. If a man sends a picture of his penis before his face, chances are he doesn't want to be friends. Chain letters do not kill, destroy a sex-life, or affect your world one iota. It's an evil conspiracy, get used to it. Anybody is capable of having 'internet intelligen

Christian Rosenkreutz
[edit] Legend 'Well of Initiation', into the interior of the earth; picture shows also the Rose of the Winds over the Templar Cross, the Rose Cross, in "Quinta da Regaleira", Sintra, Portugal (1892-1910) [3].According to legend, Christian Rosenkreuz discovered and learned the Secret Wisdom among Arab sages as a pilgrim to the East, arguably in the 15th century (see section below on Symbolism) ; returned and founded the "Fraternity of the Rose Cross" having him (Frater C.R.C.) as the Head of the Order. Under his direction a Temple, called "The House of the Holy Spirit", was built. It is described that his body was discovered by a Brother of the Order, in a perfect state of conservation, 120 years after his death (which occurred in absolute secrecy) - as Rosenkreuz had predicted - in a chamber erected by himself as a compendium of the universe. It is described that on the Sarcophagus in the centre of the Crypt of Christian Rosenkreutz were written, among other inscriptions, the wo

My Father's Method Of Landscaping (hilarious) Just Read!!
I love my dad. He's where I get my weird sense of humor. One day my mother calls and says "GUESS what your FATHER is doing." "Got no clue, Ma. Tell me." "He's mowing the lawn." WTF? "What's so weird about that?" She paused for dramatic effect, "He's naked." "WHAT?" I was befuddled, perplexed, confused, flabbergasted, AND almost speechless. "Yep." "Mom, this is very important. Is he mowing the front lawn (please god no, there's no fence!), or the back lawn?" (cross your fingers, pray for the back lawn) Again she pauses, what is it with this woman and torture? "The back lawn. I'm getting the camera." As I hear her picking up the camera, switching it on, and chuckling to herself while she walks to the back door, I wonder what in the world possessed him? There was no way he could explain this one. No possible reason at all. With this little stunt, I finally had him!! "Mike! Say cheese!" My mother called sweetly. "Shit!" My father responded. "Too la

My Adventure At Walgreen's One Day
I just got back from my adventures at Walgreens. Know the coke aisle? Where they keep all the cold drinks and yadda? I get over there to get a coke and see that they're on the highest shelf and is as far back at the back as humanly possible. For those of you who do not know, I am 4'11. I furrowed my brow and craned my neck staring up at it. The shelf stared back, seemingly amused at my predicament. I stood there for a second more than a light came on in my head, leading me over to the next aisle to grab a backscratcher. Victorious grin on my face I walk back over to the coke aisle to see a couple leaving, each with cokes in their hands. My step faltered somewhat, yet I continued over to the cokes. I peer up at the shelf, the shelf peers back at me, greatly amused now. One coke remains..........at the very back. Biting my lip I lift myself onto my tiptoes and use the backscratcher as an extra arm, it wobbles for a second but I can't quite get the backscratcher behind it. Sticking my ton

Pleasures Of Darkness
Pleasures Of Darkness Current mood: pensive † I feel the Darkness as it entombs me in its pleasures † It strokes me, and my cold black heart begins to race † Faster and faster as my soul is delivered † Into the hands of the Master † Screams for pleasure through the pain administered † On my knees I bow to the Master † Begging and pleading to be next in line † To receive my just punishment to feel the Darkness † once again and become Masters favorite

My Father's Shenanigans
Last year my dad was out at the golf course with his friends, when he sees *Manual (name changed due to small-town) hauling ass down the street. Pretty soon *Veronica appears behind him in her own car. Now, my dad knew that Manual was married, and Veronica was a few years older than I, so he put two and two together and realized they were headed to the park for a sexy rendezvous, so he says to the other five guys with him (who're drunk) "Let's head over yonder to the park. I've got an idea." So they head over to where the two are meeting, and wait patiently as *Veronica gets out of her car and joins *Manual in his truck then speeds off toward Plains. "Alright, y'all, let's go." So the six drunk men set out towards the car, carefully pick it up, and wedge it successfully between two trees, making entrance impossible. Then they resume their game of golf. About forty-five minutes later they hear 'Aghh!! Dammit!', and look over to see *Veronica with her legs sticking out of the trun

My Father Met My First Boyfriend
The night my dad met my first boyfriend, we were going to a dance. Junior (the boyfriend) came over to meet my family before going up to the middle school. My mother, grandfather, and grandmother all thought he was charming. They talked to him for a few minutes, then he and I went in the den to watch television. We sat on the couch watching the closest of the two televisions, and I grabbed his hand underneath the big hard pillow so nobody could see. I glanced over and smiled at him. Then, to my horror, my father walks in with a huge bloody knife, barely glances at Junior, and walks outside. Junior's fingers tightened slightly on mine, and I rolled my eyes to myself, looking back over at the television. My dad comes back in, still holding the huge knife in his hand, and stops at the foot of the couch, "You want me to use this on you?" while he looks directly at Junior. Junior lets go of my fingers, loses all color in his face, pops his eyes out of his head as wide as they'll go, and

Love { Karulvinth For Life }
Love makes a sound That is deaf to the ears But when heard by the heart It is as though a symphony appears Love can see things That are blind to the eye But when seen by the heart The colors fill the sky Love says so much Without saying a word If your heart isn’t listening Then love will not be heard Love has a vision That sees past what we see If your heart isn’t looking Then love will not be seen There may come a time When your heart won’t hear or see Just take my hand and kiss my lips And feel the love pour out of me To feel love and to feel loved Are entirely two different things To feel love is what you brought To feel loved is what they bring Falling in love can bring you such joy Falling out of love can create such sorrow Try hard to live and love for today Because it might not be there tomorrow When you have nothing left but love, then for the first time you become aware that love is enough.In his love I am the heroine, the queen,the poet; and a

Heeyyyy! Do This.
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My Dad In College
My dear old dad. I know, I know, you've heard quite a few. Trust me when I tell you with my dad there are always stories just waiting to be told. Before you read this, I should warn you. There's doodoo in it. I know y'all remember how I said my dad's stories start one of two ways "Well, I was bored..." or "Well I got to drinkin'...." This is the latter. Anyways, my father went to college. He was forbidden to live on campus after his first year (more on that later), so they moved into an old house. One night, his friend Petit went to sleep early while the rest of them stayed up drinking. Late that evening my dad gets bored (he was already drunk), so he tells his roommates, "I'munago over and sh*t in that corner." "Nuh uh!" They respond. Note to YOURself: Never tell Venus's father he won't do something, because he'll be hellbent on proving you wrong. My father takes a sack, goes to the corner, and proceeds to empty his colon. "You sh*tting?" His friend asks. "Uh, yeah."

Arthritis Hits Part One
When Arthritis Hits Staying Aligned Arthritis tests any marriage. But, there are practical steps both spouses can take to help ensure that the disease does not become a wedge between them. Health professionals offer these tips. Share information: The couple with arthritis needs to seek accurate information about the disease together and find support groups that one or both can join. Be Sympathetic , not overly helpful: "If spouses are over-solicitous, the ill spouse can feel demeaned or powerless," for families dealing with chronic illness. Someone recovering from knee surgery, for example, might want support and encouragement for her or his efforts to become mobile again more than she or her wants someone to serve him or her. Take A Break, If the spouse with arthritis needs a great deal of care, it's important to acknowledge that and find ways the well spouse can get some respite. If you do not have family members who can help out for a few

Useless Trivia Of The Day ~ I Thought These Halarious
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy...I'm still not over the pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a footb

Totem Dreams
Totem dreams Two crows, Walking sideways. cawing in my ear. Speaking in my head Carlos always told me. crow as spirit guide. leads to strange lands. Sky shaded purple. lightning from my hands Land flows like water. Earth is being squandered. dis-respected. Crow my guide. what do you expect of me. I'm just one man. Caw he said to my ear. and this in my head. Sky colored blood red Lightning from my hands. A thousand black wings about me. voices of the dead. Grizzly looks to me. speaking in his stead. Sky colored white of death. lightning from my hands. Coyote mills about my legs. voices from those ahead. wolf looks to me. Speaking for this land Caw he said to my ear and this in my head. Sky colored corrupted brown. Lightning from my hands Two crows upon my shoulders. Balance must be restored. Or we are all dead.

Wild Kidnapping
A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta. “You’re alive!” he cries. “Where have you been all this time?” “These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week,” she replies. “But you’ve only been gone two days…” “Yeah, I’m just here to get something to eat.”

Quit Horsing Around
"Well, I was bored...." One of my fathers friends was going out of town and he had a show horse which he asked my father (who was getting his degree in range animal science) to look after him until he got back late in the week because the horse was going to be in a parade. The horse was a beauty. Long perfectly groomed hair, perfect form, etc. So, my father dutifully feeds the horse and checks on him each day. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, by Thursday my father is officially bored. He's sat in the corral staring at the horse, and suddenly thought, "I wonder what would happen if we put Nair on a horses tail?" Off he hurries to the store to purchase the Nair. He gets back, frantically opens the bottle, and slathers a generous amount to the horses tail. Then he waits... Sure enough, the hair had completely fallen out by the next morning, which was the day of the parade. My father sees the tail and dies laughing, 'It looked like a finger was sticking out of its butt!" He n

About Me...oh No Not Another About Me Section!!!
well i told you a bit about me in my about me section,but heres a bit more. Im into pretty much everything,mostly because i try and find the fun in everythig i do,i like meeting new peeps and im a pretty big freak if you getto know me and stay on my good side....you dont want to be on my bad side,youd have more fun in hell than on my bad side!!hahaha i dont know much about this place yet but i like what ive learned so far..its such a big confidence boost when people tell you your a hottie...even if theyare strangers,its better that way,when your a stranger its purely physical,you think im hot because im hot not because im funny,quick witted,smart,smart-assed,and sometimes a bitch!!

Poetry
Fresh red rose peddles all over the bed White candles lit all over the room Soft romantic melodies playing in the air Thus it was a dream come true As I looked closer and there on the bed A purple box that read Please open and do as it says. I opened the box with ease not knowing what my eyes might see I'm speechless for not knowing what to say As I ran my soft hands along the edge of the box thoughts came through my head There laid a white note and as I read; I know what you're thinking now don't be shy and please just look inside and when you're ready just call out my name and I'll be there. My palms now warm and my heart pounding fast and just knowing that we both know that it will last. I did what it said it told me to do and now I'm just waiting for YOU!!

More Poetry, Go Ahead And Comment,
I give thousand returns him to the things. And I put them of the misfortune. It would have to enjoy this form every second that is allowed me, but without knowing the reason, the only thing that it becomes is to waste the opportunity better wishing something. It is clear that always it is inhaled to something superior, something insurmountable, superb; but until we did not prune it to acquire, it would agree to us not to apostatize of such way. We would have to learn to savor every minute of the little pretty thing that we have. To think that it is the last moment that we will be able to rejoice of that way. Perhaps thus we are thankful little that us of the life... thus we will perhaps remember every moment which we happened and until we let pass bad moments. And at the aim we will be able to watch back without fear. Because nothing is infinite... Because everything what we happened is taxed, we want or we do not want, and we preferred that he is something pleasant. Because since we l

Sunday Night
Tonight I am going to write more of chapter 4. I left off last night when we stepped into the elevator and the doors close on our way up to our room right after checking in... Now I am about to attack my husband in the elevator before the door opens ... I am hot for him right now I have to have him touch me but not take me over the top... I want to him to build the level of horniness I have by a couple of notches. When I am done with the chapter I will spend the night in bed and watch the GRAMMY'S on our bedroom TV ... Then ... it is work tomorrow... oh oh... another Monday.

I
I shall not leave unto others, that which I may do myself. I shall not walk one path but many, for I may understand nobody whom I have not walked with in their struggles. I will not listen to speak, but listen to hear. I will not speak to be heard, but speak to move. I will not move to be seen, but move to act. I am of everyone and no one, within time and timeless, of pain and sorrow, and happiness and joy. I do not know thee as a separate entity, but I do know thee, for I know me.

Poetry
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Hopeless Dependency
First let me state why I wrote this. I was inspired to write it by something I read. We all have our vices, be it music, food, attention, drugs, a person, etc. The beauty is, this poem can be any of them. I loathe the way my pain seems to feed you, I'm ashamed by the way my fingers seem to need you, A perfect drug? Addiction found? Loveless dependency, and another round, I should shun the very sight of you, yet I reach delight every night with you, And where does it leave me? Hopeless dependency, habit bound

Tortilla Pizzas
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 30 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 3/4 cup mayonnaise * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese * 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese * 1/2 cup minced red onion * 1/4 cup minced green bell pepper * 1/4 cup minced sweet red pepper * 3 garlic cloves, minced * 2 teaspoons dried basil * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1/8 teaspoon pepper * 4 flour tortillas (7 inches) DIRECTIONS 1. In a bowl, combine the first 10 ingredients; mix well. Place tortillas on greased baking sheets; spread with cheese mixture. Bake at 400 degrees F for 8-10 minutes or until golden. Cut into wedges.

Our First Mothers Day
THIS IS OUR FIRST MOTHERS DAY, SINCE GOD TOOK YOU AWAY. MOTHER'S DAY THIS YEAR, WILL BE A FIRST FOR US, WITHOUT OUR MOTHER WHOM WE COULD ALWAYS TRUST. THE FLOWERS FOR HER, WE WILL BUY THIS YEAR, WE WILL PLACE IT ON HER GRAVE, WITH LOTS OF TEARS. THE MEAL WE PREPARE, WILL NOT BE MUCH, NO ONE WILL BE HUNGRY FOR THAT SPECIAL LUNCH. WE WILL GO ON, AS BEST THAT WE CAN, WITH THE HELP, FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS. THE HOLES AND EMPTINESS INSIDE OUR HEARTS WILL NEVER HEAL, FOR US WITHOUT OUR MOTHER, MOTHERS DAY IS NO LONGER REAL. SO LORD IT'S WITH THE HEAVIEST HEARTS WE NOW PRAY, TAKE CARE OF OUR MOMMA, AND HELP US MAKE IT THROUGH THIS DAY. IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY MOTHER HAZEL WRITTEN BY MARY (AKA) OKIEGIRL7262 AUGUST 5, 1931 - NOVEMBER 12, 2003 Courtesy of SparkleTags.com Courtesy of SparkleTags.com

Fried Cinnamon Strips
Original recipe yield: 20 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 25 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 cup sugar * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 10 (8 inch) flour tortillas * vegetable oil DIRECTIONS 1. In a large resealable plastic bag, combine sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg; set aside. 2. Cut tortillas into 3-in. x 2-in. strips. Heat 1 in. of oil in a skillet or electric fry pan to 375 degrees F; fry 4-5 strips at a time for 30 seconds on each side or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels. 3. While still warm, place strips in bag with sugar mixture; shake gently to coat. Serve immediately or store in an airtight container.

The Rest Of The Weekend...
Well David is home with his mom now, so once again it is a night that is far too quiet. The only good thing is he will be back again either Thursday night or Friday. The movie last night was very good.. Night at the Museum. Loved it. So did David. Today was church, and then lunch with the family. Was a typical group there, about 35 of us. My stepfamily is pretty good to me which I am thankful for. Other than that did not do much today. The drive to take David home is about 75 miles each way. The way out is not too bad. He never stops talking, unless we are singing songs. We usual sing about half of the drive. The drive home is always quiet and long. I know for the first 3 or 4 years the drive home was one I never made without lots of tears on my part. Yeah, men can cry too. Especially when it comes to their kids. Guess I will get a movie out to try to occupy the time tonight.

Why Not?
Regret- Mental pain or distress on account of the past. Prehaps you wish you had jumped on an opportunity, or just wished that things had gone differently. I write alot about wanting to look back from my death bed and know that i had led a successful life with no regrets. I've realized that it's impossible to have none. Just as long as the regrets you have you can live with. Life is far too short to not act on feelings or opportunities. Simply stated; it will never fail to pass you by. You never know when 'your time' is upon you. You dont know how long you will have after you leave your front porch before somthing catastrophic happens and changes both your life, and the lives of everyone around you. So why take the chance? Why suffer with regrets for the rest of your life, when you could just as easily tell people how much they mean to you? I've lost many friends this past year. I will forever regret not saying good bye. Idont want any of you to feel this pain. If you love

!?!
Okay..you people fan me, rate me, add me as your friend..which is all fine and dandy I like it..I'm down...but how come yall don't fucking talk to me lol. I'm here to make friends! And do I need to say I'm bored. All I do is rate, and add shit to my page to make it better, and maybe go into the lounge and when they get boring I bolt!

Chili Con Queso
Original recipe yield: 24 servings PREP TIME 5 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 20 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 medium onion, chopped * 1 clove garlic, minced * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chilies * 2 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1 cup milk * Tortilla chips DIRECTIONS 1. In a saucepan, saute onion and garlic in butter until tender. Add chilies; cook and stir for 5 minutes. Reduce heat to low. Gradually add small amounts of cheeses and milk; stir until melted after each addition. Serve warm with tortilla chips.

Lost In Lust By: Me
Its only natural, To want,,,,,,,U.... being with u, loving u, enjoying The times we spent together. I'm going to take you there nice and slow, Caressing every curve of your body. Licking your diamonds an jewels Lost in Lust. Paradise Is waiting at My finger tips, to take u to a level of ex-ta-see ever imagined. Thats me, When I see someone that's is missing out on Me,,,, The One to bring it, Lost in your gaze. Thrusting enlightenment, Our liquids tasting each other, Cuming the wondrous Cum over and over again. You Want Satisfaction, Ill garonte. Seeing your reaction, Girl that matters to me. Let me give u love whale we make the sounds that lovers do. Lost In Lust......................

Chili Relleno Squares
Original recipe yield: 16 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 30 Min READY IN 40 Min INGREDIENTS * 3 cups shredded Monterey Jack cheese * 1 1/2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese * 2 (4 ounce) cans chopped green chilies, drained * 2 eggs * 2 tablespoons milk * 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour DIRECTIONS 1. Layer cheeses and chilies in a greased 8-in. square baking dish, starting and ending with cheese. In a bowl, beat the eggs. Add the milk and flour; pour over cheese. Bake at 375 degrees F for 30 minutes or until set. Cut into small squares. Serve warm.

Contest Is A Go!
Best Bootie Contest is now officially open. A reminder to all that this is a comment based contest so comment bombing is allowed votes will be accepted for the next 7 days. that means the contest will end on Feb.18th at 9PM good luck to all the girls!

Picadillo Dip
Original recipe yield: 16 servings PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr 5 Min READY IN 1 Hr 15 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 pound ground beef * 1 cup water * 1 garlic clove, minced * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes, undrained * 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste * 1/2 cup raisins * 1/2 cup slivered almonds * 1/4 cup chopped pimento-stuffed olives * 1/2 teaspoon sugar * Tortilla chips DIRECTIONS 1. In a large saucepan, brown beef. Add water, garlic, salt and pepper. Cover and simmer for 20 minutes; drain. Add next six ingredients; mix well. Cover and simmer for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. Serve hot with chips.

Doctors Office
As I walked into the doctor’s office to wait for him, I wondered how he would react to my case. I had been dating for a while, but not been able to feel confident enough to let anyone see my body, and so relationships had never gotten very far, as the ladies quickly lost interest in me. I was seeing him for some professional advice on my situation. My doctor was a semi-retired, kind old gentleman, and he wouldn’t laugh at me – which was the only reason I had enough courage to tell him my problems. I hadn’t been waiting long when the door opened, and a blond woman, around 33 or 35 walked in. Her lab coat was open, and under it I could see she was wearing a very short red skirt (which barely concealed the greatest, longest legs I\'d ever seen without stockings) and a very low necked, partially open blouse. Her breasts were big, but not too big, but I had to stop myself thinking about the great tit-fucks that they must have offered some lucky men in med school. Those beautiful boobs we

Mexican Potato Pancakes
Original recipe yield: 24 pancakes PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 40 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 cups diced tomatoes * 1/2 small onion, chopped * 1 small jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped * 1 cup water * 1/4 cup canola oil * * 5 potato, peeled and grated * salt and pepper to taste * 1 dash hot pepper sauce, or to taste * 1 small onion, minced * 2 eggs * 2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and minced * 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1/4 cup canola oil DIRECTIONS 1. Place tomatoes, onion, jalapeno, and water into the bowl of a blender; blend until smooth. Heat 1/4 cup canola oil in a saucepan over medium heat. Carefully stir in tomato puree, and cook for 15 minutes until thickened. 2. While the sauce is cooking, season the shredded potato to taste with salt, pepper, and hot pepper sauce. Mix in onion, eggs, and jalapeno; sprinkle with flour and mix until thoroughly combined. Heat canola oil

I Bore It All In Truth
What say ye? Say thee of he? Dost thou wish to rend from his chest my heart which I have laid to rest? Is so deep my deception that thou would destroy thy pain through our perfection? Did my lie intrude upon thy solitude to awaken thee....rude, to a deceit so lewd, it's very utterance resounds as a mere platitude? I resigned myself not to fight, but to die, and be born again in my lover's eye Despite all pain I would possibly loose, the lie to me was in the ruse, so sigh did I as I did choose For no longer could I hide from where my heart now resides, and though I lied I bore it all in truth with the impetuousity of youth.... to be so briefly loved, so darkly......... soothed

How Does One Go About Getting Married, Lol
Well this is my first try at this so hopefully it won't be too boring and will flow decently. Ok, here is the main idea of this thing. How does a guy like me go about finding the woman of my dreams? I am not stupid or slow so don't think that I am asking exaclty step by step how to plan a wedding, lol. What I am looking for is some advice on the best way to find that special someone who I feel in my heart is out there. I have been married once before so I know what it takes to go thru with it. Here is the thing. I have been burned a few times and although I try my best not to get anxious or look for something that is not there, I also don't want to spend the next ten years lonely and without someone to share my life with. I have tried the dating sites, tried the bar scene, and tried finding the one at church. But since I have moved to Midland the past six months have been almost nothing but work and very little time to go out and meet anyone new. I don't think that I am too pic

Tomato Salsa
Original recipe yield: 12 pints PREP TIME 30 Min COOK TIME 1 Hr READY IN 2 Hrs 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 5 pounds Roma tomatoes * 3 green bell peppers, diced * 8 stalks celery, chopped * 8 jalapeno peppers, seeded and minced * 2 tablespoons white sugar * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 4 (4 ounce) cans diced green chiles * 3 tablespoons salt * 2 tablespoons dried oregano * 1 tablespoon ground black pepper * 3 onions, chopped * 3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro DIRECTIONS 1. In a six-quart pot of boiling water, blanch tomatoes, drain and cool under cold water. Peel and coarsely chop. Return chopped tomatoes to pot, bring to boil and reduce heat. Skim juice from top of tomatoes and reserve, if you'd like, for another use. Do not overcook and allow tomatoes to remain chunky. 2. In two quarts of boiling salted water, add chopped bell peppers, celery, jalapenos, garlic, green chilies and cook until all ingredient

Rage Into Me
Do not stumble so quietly into my heart I know not of thy presence. Rage! Rage into my soul without trepidation, without remorse, and without apology. Make thy presence known, and in so knowing, felt! Pulsing, pounding, blinding, deafening, all-consuming. For I say, nay, I scream, unto you it is not love if I do not feel it, if I do not breathe in it's arrival with ragged, pleasure-soaked gasps. Touch me to burn me! Do not whisper I love you, scream it! Make it resound through my head in a pain-seeking bliss that I might hear it always, and doubt it never. If you are to love me, do it, but do not tremble so in thy reach. Tremble, yes, heart upon heart, but not in thy resolve to lay thy heart alongside mine, for I shall surely feel your fear-soaked shudder and doubt all my eyes have witnessed through your profession. Strike swift, and strike true, for the future is only as strong as the actions which build it.

Everytime Ilook Into Your Eyes
I gazed in your eyes, Such a beautiful blue; My heart whispered to me, And that’s right when I knew; The waves had ceased crashing, On the sand at our feet; Time had stopped passing, My search was complete; I finally discovered, What I'd known all along; A mystery uncovered, That just couldn't be wrong; It wasn't our first kiss, Nor' the day that we met; But I realized something, I will never forget; With the stars shining brightly, From high up above; I'd one word to describe it, That word, is love. I knew then these feelings, For my sweetheart were true; The man of my dreams, And my soulmate, is you. I think of it every time, That I look at the stars; This memory is mine, But that moment was OURS.

And There Will Be Anger...lol.
AIGHT, SO MY NEW CT WIFE CHICK IMMORTAL LOVE BOUGTH ME A CHERRY BLAST!!! ENJOY ALL WHO ARE READING THIS, REMEMBER YOUR COOL!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!

When First I Looked Into Your Eyes
When first I looked into your eyes each breath became a thousand sighs. My heart drummed out a thunder beat I glowed with joy from head to feet. The hand of love had touched my soul, as the bell of destiny began to toll. The tide of love began to rise, the world was filled with summer skies. My sodden clouds of cold and grey glowed with gold, then wisped away. A brilliant rainbow arched across, as waves of love began to toss. The air was filled with lovebird cries, when I first looked into your eyes. When I first looked into your eyes, all time and space were paralyzed And in that instant, I was shown a universe I had never known. I dwell there still, in Paradise, when I look into your eyes.

One Special Night
As I sit here gazing out the window, Instead of working, I’m daydreaming of you... And wondering if while you’re in your own world, You’re thinking of me too. I reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel, Looking at the glowing smile on your face, Staring into your dreamy blue eyes, Your smell, your touch, your warm embrace What a special night that was... And now, I’m starting to feel that warmth inside, Like nothing or no one else can make me feel... Butterflies, a constant smile, happy thoughts, Looking forward to the next time we meet. What lies ahead, down the road to love? Can it possibly be what I’ve been hoping for? All my goals, dreams, passions, hopes... Glaring now before me with great anticipation. No one knows what tomorrow brings... One can only wish and believe... I have abounding faith that God will take care of me, And bring the right person into my life. Could it be you? Time will tell... I feel a special bond starting b

Wife In A Coma
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked.

Our Sonnet
Sweet Lady, song of my heart, Hold my hand, as this journey we start. Lift me up in spirit of joy and gladness; And shield my soul from heartbreak and sadness. Steadfast, honest and true; Your partner is here and will forever love you. It is my prayer that I will always be; The one who brings you joy and sets your spirit free. With my love I’ll cover you and warm your soul with mine; Give you pleasures – like none you will find. Your Sweet Lady, song of your heart; Will love you forever, together or apart. So hear me Sweet Lady, and know in your soul; That there is no better future than with you to grow old. Endless caresses, touches and kisses; Our passion a banner for our love’s true existence. My hand I extend and my honor I offer; For being with you my love, there is no greater pleasure. Your hand I accept, and all your love as well; My heart sings so loudly, all can tell I am loved and in love with the man made for me Hold my hand; let us walk through th

Top 12 Country Songs For 2006
TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006 12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better. 7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger. And the number 1 Country Song is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a few.

Freedom Isn't Free
What would you do If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom What would you do If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice Would you think about all them people Who gave up everything they had. Would you think about all them War Vets And would you start to feel bad Freedom isn't free It costs folks like you and me And if we don't all chip in We'll never pay that bill Freedom isn't free No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will? What would you do If someone told you to fight for freedom. Would you answer the call Or run away like a little pussy 'Cause the only reason that you're here. Is 'cause folks died for you in the past So maybe now it's your turn To die kicking some ass Freedom isn't free It costs folks like you and me And if we don't all chip in We'll never pay that bill Freedom isn't free Now there's a hefty fuck'in fee And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will? You don't th

The Web
Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

Young Married Couple
As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the military base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor. "Give this to your husband," he said, thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. "He's been yelling for it for 15 minutes!"

When We Danced
Soft gentle stare Warm tender touch You took my hand And we danced Arms around me Light dragging moves Cheek warm against mine Breathing deep from the soul Long have I searched Finally I have found When you took my hand And we danced

In Biology Class
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question; "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

The President Of The Bank Of Canada
THE LUCKY JOKE: This is a joke that should bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the preside

Another Day At The Office(nsfw)
A story written by me, now posted on literotica by me. steal it and I will punch you in the head several times because I took me weeks to write this. The alarm on the clock buzzed in the normal tone, just like it did every other day. However, some how, today felt different. Pushing the bed sheets off her scantly clad self Michelle made her way to the bathroom. Her bare feet softly padding on the plush carpet beneath her feet. Entering the bathroom she turned on the water to the shower, tested it, and then proceeded to undress. Bending at the waist she pulled down the pastel pink colored the material slipping from between her ass cheeks with little resistance. Flicking them off to the side she pulled off the black cami she had on letting her perk round breasts hang free. Finally she reached up and pulled the hair tie from her ebony hair. Holding that pose she turned to look at herself in the mirror. Her slender figure curvy in all the right parts and her long hair bunched in he

The Way You Make Me Feel
You make me feel special, You make me feel new, You make me feel loved, With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad. You wipe the tears from my face. Every time we are together, It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room. I smile when we are together. No matter how bad things are, You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me, The way you hold me tight. I love the way you touch me, I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laugh For absolutely no reason at all. I love how no matter what I do, You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know, That even though we sometimes fight, I will always love you! No matter what, day or night.

67 Year Old Woman
"Did you read about that 67 year old woman who gave birth to twins!! Imagine that!!! The only upside of that is that she could push them in the stroller and breast-feed them at the same time!! - Jay Leno

How Not To Be A Millionaire
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: "Which of the following is the largest?" A) A Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large? Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I'

Oh Snap And Shit
Haha. I got second for prose. Woot woot. To bad it was a practice meet and not the real thing, or I would have gone to regionals, but district is coming up. Plus, Stark reading contest is tomorrow so hopefully I'll go to regionals and get some scholarship moolah. Anyway, I have nothing to say.

When The Songs Are Over
When all the songs are over and all the words been said The sun grows dim across the sky and the world prepares for bed I oft can take a moment now to view the sky above and whisper God a simple prayer to thank him for your love

Adult Jokes
Q.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: BEAT IT - we're closed. Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sle

One Year Of Happiness
One year of holding hands One year of hugging, One year of laughing, One year of cuddling. One year of loving One year of kissing One year of touching One year of romancing. One year of your love One year of my love, One year of our love One year of true love. Baby one year with you Is a year of happiness, A year of passion, A year of joy, A year blessed.

Just A Friendly Note
Well for crying out loud, here we go again. Today, chaos yells at me to come and check out the TAP and what's on TAP, another Stang profile. That makes 2 since Wednesday or so. This one, was going to post a gallery of my "men"...LOL, I guess the person meant HER man that was probably on my list. Soo, as I've once been an insecure, jealous girlfriend in my life before, I'm going to be kind and write her a letter. So, here goes.... Dear Ms. Jealous Insecure Girlfriend, I don't know who you are, nor frankly do I give a rats ass however, being the person that I am I intend to help you out a little bit. Yup, odds are good that I have your man on my friends list, odds are even better that he requested me....now, that said, as my avatar plainly states, "Don't hate the playa...hate the game". In case you are one who is unsure what that means, I could direct you to a 3 year old to explain it to you but I'll use my valuable time instead. Deal with him......not me. A

You And I
You and I are connected in a way that goes beyond romance, beyond friendship, beyond what we've ever had before. It has defied time, distance, and changes in ourselves and in our lives. It has defied every explanation. Except one: Pure and simply, we're soul mates. I can't explain, I just feel it. It's there in the way my spirits lift whenever we talk. The sound of your voice brings me home, in a way I can't explain. It's in the delight I feel, when we laugh at exactly the same things. When I'm with you, it's like a tiny piece of the universe shifts into place. A place it's supposed to be, and all is right with the world. These things and so many more, have made me understand that this is a once in a lifetime, forever connection. A connection that could only exist between you and me. And deep in my soul, I know that our relationship is a rare gift. One that brings us extraordinary happiness all through our lives.

Confessions
A poem I wrote back around Jan 23rd or so.... Confessions. The kind that drip down your skin Leaving small glistening lines Lines that trace the cracks Tracing them and disappearing into the darkness Filling them and freezing Freezing in the winter of our discontent Making new lines in the fragile exterior An exterior of porceline crack and crashing Into nothing The shell of trust a shattered mess The final result of These lies.

Attn: Angel Family And Everyone!
~~ I want to tell everyone.......~~ I will be getting married to this wonderful man As soon as we can get a hold of a pastor that will do it. Will be held in the Angel Lounge more info to come...... thanks to everyone, Maria & Mike

You're All This To Me.........
You’re the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You are in all that I do, And everything I say. You’re the smile on my face, The twinkle in my eye. The warmth inside my heart, The fullness in my life. You’re the hand that’s laced in mine, And the coat upon my back. My friend, my love, My shoulder to lean on. You’re my silly, mature, caring, Thoughtful, bright, and honest guy. The one who holds me tightly, When I need to cry. You’re the dimple in my cheek, The ever-constant tingle in my soul. The voice that makes me weak, The happiness of my life. You are all I’ve wanted, You are all I need. You are all I’ve dreamed of, You are all of this to me.

Birthday
My best friend and I had our party together yesterday. We didn't do anything special.. Just got a cake and had some icecream and made some burgers and ate chips..Just got a few friends together.. I took some pics.. and we ate, after that we were to full for cake or icecream..lol So I ended up takin it home with me...lol I will be 35 the 24th of this month and she will be 42 the 28th of this month.. So in all it was an okay birthday..

What Would You Do?
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Respect me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Caress me: Let me borrow your car: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Go to sleep with me: Do me: Drink kool-aid with me: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of u: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: Let me call you: If so whats your number: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you

From Now Until Ever
I’ve never known a love like yours Nor thought it could be true, But every time I kiss your lips I feel what love can do With hair like silk And lips so tender, Each moment with you Makes my heart surrender I couldn’t live, I couldn’t breathe Without you by my side, Never will I let you go, My love will never hide And in my heart you’ll always be From now until forever, No matter what, no matter where We’ll always be together

Ctaf
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The Bee
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the do

Scores Before Bed Time..
The Scores as of Right now for the Hottest Woman of CT are as follows.. Please help me come in first to win a 7 day blast.. > > > > First Place Rating - 10.04 (23) Splendid_Beauty 3511 comments! Second Place Rating - 10.05 (148) ~Pole Princess~ 2534 comments! Third Place Rating - 10.04 (27) supersuperwendy...totally refreshed!! 1862 comments!

16 Years Laiter
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot th

Stellar Passions
My adorable princess in the night I searched the book of the cosmos for you And there you were, my brightest star A detailed flame of purest joy That coalesced the heavens in extreme awe The world, you have at your fingertips And all the worlds and stars beyond Tell me what you know of them Do they shine from your essence Or glow from the sight of your dramatic beauty Do they travel the universe to be in unity with you Do they wait for their cataclysmic, fateful end So that the shattering pieces that remain of them May somehow find their way to the cradle of you How I wonder what miraculous wonders you be store How you make me weak in the knees to gaze at you Hanging high up there in the blissful night sky How do you think the stars befell enviously They all want to radiate the systems of galaxies But you will be the one to teach them the way As they will follow in your lead to perfection It's when I come out late at night, and I feel all alone I know you are ther

Sorry
I'm sorry that you cant see that I love your boobs no mater what size they are. I'm sorry that you cant see that I love you no matter your weight. I'm sorry if you cant see that to me you are georgous. I'm sorry that you cant see that I'll love you if you tan or stay indoors. I'm sorry if you cant see that I always forgive you even when it hurts me. I'm sorry that you think you need to be a playboy model, for me. What I want is you to want to be in bed with me. I do not want a porn star I'm sorry that you cant see how your body turns me on in ways beyond the physical. I'm sorry that you cant see that you are the right height for me no matter how tall you are. I'm sorry that I prefer long hair, but as long as it is on you, I don't care how long it is as it is your and traps your scent that I love so much. but most of all I'm sorry that you can't see just how much I truly love you, and love me in return.

Patchwork Quilt
Made up of memories of you Bound together with love Sewn with your selfless giving Threads made of grace Lined with thoughts of you. Squares made of days gone by Days we spent together Each with a new design Of the things that we shared. Blanket stitches of our hearts Mingle the squares in rows Nothing can tear it apart Not fire or flood or anything close. It’s kept in a place of my keeping The treasure chest of my heart Wrapped in tissue of forgiveness And tied with ribbons of love. The colors all speak of you Pinks and Blues and other hues Sewn tight and fastened together With hope and faith and truth.

The Grammies
I just felt like writing a blog about my day. Right now the grammies are on. Its funny how much hype there is for that stuff when the actual thing is pretty low key. It causes me to reminese on all the things wrong with hype. Like when you go to a sporting event and its like. ANND NOW UR STARTING LINEUP.. its like. ok you got Jose Amaya on 2nd base or you got Marcus Camby at center or whatver.. true they may be 7 feet tall or have a 4 seconds 40 yard dash but its sports Now it would be cool if they did that for doctors appointments. Like if the nurse came in and was like .. aaannnddd now the doctor who will charge you 200$ just to say you got a cold.. dr smith Oh well. just silly talk on my behalf. I'm pretty much relaxing before a crazy week. I might write a poem..idk. Well I got this contest and nobody really has taken advantage of a cherry blasts.. maybe i don't know that many ppl and thats why? My CT mami Steph's hubby on here gets a huge contest going.. I d

~~best Redneck Pick Up Lines When Trolling For Cousins~~
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" ! Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighte

Beauty
Your lips, your eyes, your soul Are like a work of art, The most creative thing of all Is your beautiful heart. If you were a painting, No colours could express The beauty deep inside you, A rainbow, nothing less. If you were a sculpture The clay could hardly make Your figure of an angel Without one mistake. If you were a euphony No choir could really sing All the beautiful music Your eyes could possibly bring. So here I am, an artist, With inspiration beyond belief But to capture such rare beauty, I'd have to be a thief.

You Know Who You Are
I wanted to believe you even though I knew better You didn't respond when I told you how I felt in a letter I wanted to be cautious but it felt so right to hear the words you said and have your arms around me all night You're good at saying the right things too bad you can't follow through I can only blame myself I knew it was too good to be true I'll be more careful next time try not to believe the lies because I don't have the strength to keep letting a part of me die I already had a love who had no time for me I don't need that anymore #1 in someone's heart is where I need to be I don't regret our time together you gave me faith when I had none even though your words were false I now believe it can be done Goodbye and thank you for making me feel better for a little while when I think about us instead of crying I'll try to smile written 2/26/06

Cherrytap Airforce Members
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The Unicorns Ride
Over your rainbow A unicorn flew, He was sent to find me... He said by you. "Climb aboard", he whispered, "We must go for a ride..." And into a portal of light We rode inside. The sky was so blue, The fields so green, With each explosion of light Was a wonderful scene. So happy we seem And always together, There was no end to your dream, It just went on forever. Then the unicorn said "I have one more surprise..." So we took off quickly And pierced the sky. Then I saw you sleeping And dreaming in your bed... I caressed your hair gently And kissed you on your head. The unicorn interrupted... "I must now get you home, But now that you've seen her dream, May you never feel alone." My heart is feeling heavy, A fire burns inside. Thank you so much my darling For the unicorn's ride.

Poem: Sorceress Poet
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Sorceress Poet A wonder is the spell she weaves Entering our minds and souls Thoughts and emotions with us she leaves As she she strives to reach her goals She weaves her spell with words of ryhme Bringing us to places unseen Taking us to another time Showing us dreams which she has seen Walks With Wind we live your journey Hear the wind and know your dream Along with you we grow weary Feel how alone on this journey you seem Aylynne Cleary we know your hunger Feel the shame of killing your sire Rejoice as you've found another teacher An eternity before you, never to tire I thank you Sorceress for the magic you bring For the sights and wonders you bring us Poet You bring sadness at times, but our hearts sing Your life, your soul to us you show it And when you tire from the spells you weave You can turn to Dragon and under his wing Find comfort and solace until you leave For t

My Eyes
My eyes beheld a sky one night, It seems so long ago, A perfectly painted portrait, Be-speckled with blue and gold. As I sit and ponder more, It strikes me that you were there, And it was truly your simple beauty, That gave the stars their perfect glare.

Feelings
As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a queen, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here.

New Poetry
ok, this is some of my poetry i have written, i am sure i will post more of it as i get more comfortable with the idea of people reading it and most likely commenting... Cruel fantasies Of someone's dreams That's what we are We feel so far in here Far from their highest plans Far in our land 'Cause we were born In a cold womb I wish I could visit home To forget this cold They call us forgotten tears 'Cause no eyes cried for us griefs When I look for answers I just find this I realize we're forgotten tears I hope their god never finds us. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Are you there? Is it wonderful to know All the ghosts... All the ghosts... Freak my selfish out My mind is happy Need to learn to let it go I know you'd do no harm to me But since you've been gone I've been lost inside Tried and failed as we walked by the riverside And I wish you could see the love in her eyes The best friend that eluded you lost in time Burned

Just Blogging
I havent done one of these in a while so thought I should. So I guess a few things are new. I'm opening a body jewelry and clothing store at the end of the month. My kids have gotten older (but not me) LOL. This year started out kind of hectic but its beginning to mellow out. I have met alot of great cherries here lately( on top of the great ones I already knew). I am so glad I signed up on here things are great. How have you been Cherrytap?

Onto The Sea
Onto the sea I sailed my boat And prayed that it Would stay afloat From dawn til dusk From dusk til dawn In search of love I drifted on What happened then I don't recall I think it was A sudden squall For when I awoke I thought I died At the sight of an angel At my side But lucky for me That was not true For I found love And love was you.

An Apology To All Who Know Me!
I'm sending out my apologies to all my friends, family and fans. I know I haven't been on much and I've missed you all. Hopefully I will be back on regularly soon. Until then I will be thinking of you all. Love Sabrina

Paintball
i just got done playing paintball and i played my ass off....i got 9 kills 2 deaths..i think i did pretty good...besides when it was 3 on 1 and i was that 1 lol...i had no choice but to go running out and shooting and i got turn up that game...come on u try going up against 3 high power guns and get shot all at once lol..its not fun...but it was :) but all in all i had a good day..now i am just sore :( and wanna lay down and sleep...

Gibran
The optomist sees the rose and not its thorns; the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious of the rose. And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed Your soul is oftentimes a battlefield, upon which your reason and your judgment wage war against passion and your appetite

Da Grammies
Grammies are on.. But lets hope those idots at the forgot the acronym lol .. ama or whatever will stop whinning about mp3's and technology and embrace it. I know it won't happen. lol no way the dixie chicks are back.. hehehe sting and the police made up.. that was amazing.. all that lost time they had .. being silly.. they could have made millions on reunion tours.. now there like 50 something.. and make up.. geeeeeeeez.. whats next.. van-hallen with all 3 lead singers? interesting..

Please Help Me Out
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&i=312467067 well to all who can help me im in a contest to get comments and win a prize the link above is to my pic.so please comment bomb me as many times as you like i really apreciate it.and to those who already have thanks so much....well im finally in the 60s so please bomb me and repost thanks so much

Dante Alighieri's Biography
Biography Born in Florence, Italy, in 1265, Dante Alighieri led a distinguished and dramatic life. Well-educated and of noble lineage, Dante was betrothed to Gemma Donati when he was a child. During the Middle Ages, marriage betrothals determined family alliances so although Dante and Gemma had at least three children, Pietro, Jacopo, and Antonia (Dante’s work sometimes mentions a third son, Giovanni), the love of Dante’s life was Beatrice. Dante canonized his courtly love for Beatrice in many of his works including TheDivine Comedy . Throughout his life, Dante reveled in the misery of admiring Beatrice from afar and his later works show that Beatrice became Dante’s inspiration even though she died when she was only twenty-five years old. Dante first got involved in politics in 1289 when he fought for Florence against the city of Arezzo. Later, Dante became a prior for the city of Florence and an ambassador to San Gimignano. Two political factions developed during

Thank Buddha For Melodys.
Ok, I should be back in Va. Friday night, thanks to my darling Melly. *muah* to her. Shit here is getting crazy. Cra zy. I can't wait to dip out. Friiiiiday...I'm excited. Oh, and at Dad's I'll have my cam again, so you all get hot spicy cam show action! Er...ok, no. But you can at least see how dull I am in real-time. I love you Melly! Thanks again!

800 Years For Child Moltester
SAN JOSE, Calif. - The former roommate of one of the nation's most prolific child molesters was sentenced Friday to at least 800 years in prison for sexually abusing three boys. Fred Everts, 36, was convicted last year of molesting the youngsters, ages 3, 9 and 11. He was sentenced to 800 years to life. Police discovered the crimes two years ago while investigating Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, who authorities say may have molested hundreds of youngsters over decades and kept detailed logs on the children. Schwartzmiller, 65, was sentenced in January to 152 years in prison for abusing two 12-year-old boys. He and Everts had met in prison on earlier molestation charges and eventually moved in together in San Jose. Steve Fein, who prosecuted both men, said Everts admitted molesting about 40 children, including his 3-month-old biological son. He asked for the maximum sentence of 1,175 years to life. Everts' sentence was compounded under California's three-strikes law because

Top Ten Quotes From Dante's Divine Comedy
Top Ten Quotes 1) “‘And are you Virgil, you the fountain that freely pours so rich a stream of speech?’ I answered him with shame upon my brow. ‘O light and honor of all other poets, may my long study and the intense love that made me search your volume serve me now. You are my master and my author, you—the only one from whom my writing drew the noble style for which I have been honored…’” [Dante’s first words to Virgil upon meeting him in the dark wood before their journey into Hell. Canto I, Inferno] 2) “And when, with gladness in his face, he placed his hand upon my own, to comfort me, he drew me in among the hidden things. Here sighs and lamentations and loud cries were echoing across the starless air, so that, as soon as I set out, I wept. Strange utterances, horrible pronouncements, accents of anger, words of suffering, and voices shrill and faint, and beating hands—all went to make tumult that will whirl forever through that turbid, timeless air, like sand that

Guerilla Press
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As Deep As The Rose Is Red
I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up, Will you listen to its small still voice? For soft and quiet my heart will speak To the one I'll call my wife. Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well? Do you understand what it said? For deep is the love that it speaks to you, Deep as the rose is red. So, take my heart and treat it well And forever in this life, Come walk with me, your hand in mine, The one I'll call my wife.

Looking Out
As I look outside I see the breeze Caress the leaves from the trees And carry them to all around Gently laid upon the ground I see the birds so high above Their songs sing of our special love And laid upon their soft sweet wing Your love to me they gently bring And as they start their graceful descent Delivering a message that’s heaven sent One thing I know and will hold so dear When I see them fly I will feel you near

Please Help Me
HEY EVERYONE IM COME TO YOU FOR SOME HELP FOR I CANT DO IT BY MYSELF AND I THINK WE OWE IT TO HER TO SHOW HER OUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. WE HAVE A CURRENT MEMBER AND A GOOD FRIEND HERE ON CT WHOS LIL GIRL DROWNED LAST WEEK AND SHE IS GOING THROUGH ALOT AND I THINK WE SHOULD DO WHAT WE CAN AND THAT IS SHOW HER OUR SUPPORT LEAVE A COMMENT TO HER FROM EACH AND EVERYONE OF US. THANLS YOU CAN LEAVE A COMMENT ON HERE AND RATE THIS BLOG A 10 THAT IS FINE BUT PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND LEAVE A COMMENT AND RATE THANKS MEMARINE

A Love Likke No Other
I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humour and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you...

Screw Or Swim
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!." The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out,

Into My Life
You came into my life unexpectedly, and everything took a turn for the better. Your warm eyes, your laugh, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you.

Poetry
Eye's fixed on the star lit sky, i gaze past the moon the night so clear i can see the next galaxy. caught in the bliss of silence thoughts of another day gone, the count down to a new sunrise has begun. the next few hours are the most peacefull on earth, as i focus on the brightest star i can find with closed eye's i wish upon that star in hope of a new tomorrow. if i concentrate hard maybe the wish will ride the wind to carry my words to another place in time, maybe the wish will be heard by the one who can grant what i ask. if my words fall on deaf ears it will not matter none of my dreams have come true, even so i still look in the sky and dream away it give's my mind a much needed break to rest my spirit. if i could fly i would reach as close to this star as possible hoping to find the wish still alive carring across the atmosphere living for eternity, but i know there will be no flight my wings are strapped tight not allowed to spread wide and glide thru the sky, so i must be con

Apology
I'm very sorry that I've been so absent - not reposting, not commenting, not rating. Met my new VA doctor and she changed all my meds at once. This has left me averaging 15 hours of sleep out of each 24 hour period. Thank you for not unfriending me while I'm absent! respectfully, Feldar

Welcome To The Valley Of Nehemoth.
Do no tbe decieved, my children. This world is a whore, a scarlet-haired babylon who only loves you for your money. But is that such a bad thing? At least with a whore, you know where you stand. No pay, no play. Your Minister can respect that. After all, being a priest is the world's SECOND oldest profession, and we learned all of our tricks from the girls in the temple gardens. Rest easy, my children. The world is old, and the world is wise, and the world is wicked...but as long as you know exactly what you're paying for, it will always serve you.

At Your Feet
Where are you tonight my love? What is it that you do? It's true my heart is torn apart When I'm not with you What enchanted thoughts swim through your head? Are any of them of me? When, my dear, you go to bed Is it my face you see? Who is honoured with your presence now? And do they even care? The thought of you not being admired Fills me with despair Do they appreciate your loveliness? Do they marvel at your splendor? Do they love to hear your velvet voice? Do they adore your smile so tender? If they do not Then they all are fools and had you been with me Every day, my love, you'd be a king because that's what you are to me I'm at your feet and I come with gifts my body, heart, and soul They're yours to do with as you please to command and to control I give myself with all my heart I'm yours for all of time Your slave, your queen, your anything only say that you are mine

Yes!,yes!,yes!
My joy is overflowing, you got down on your knee and have professed forever your special love for me. There was no hesitation, the moment I said “yes,” and gave life to the feelings I’m longing to express. I give myself completely, my heart belongs to you; I’m counting every moment until we say “I do.” You are the perfect person to compliment my life; there’ll be no brighter day than when I become your wife.

Friends
Friends are special to have They are loving and caring They are beautiful Both inside and out Friends keep your secrets They know how to cheer You up when your down Friends listen when You need to talk They help you through a problem They comfort you when Comfort is needed They give you a shoulder to cry on During your time of grief Friends will be there During all the times you need them. Copyright © 2007 Daniel SilverCougar To all my friends:: Thank you for all the joy you have given me over the years. You are all a special part of my life. I thank all of you for allowing me the pleasure of knowing you.

Thinking...
Ever have so much to say thoughts jumble in your head? Ever think too many thoughts that soon you find you dread.. thinking of anything aside from your bed. Ever want to be alone, where no one hears you cry? Ever think perhaps, you'd rather not think why... thinking of the things that always make you cry. Ever wish for something great, that makes you feel alive? Ever think of tomorrows, you know cannot arrive... thinking will surely shorten your drive. Ever know in your heart, what you refuse to see. Ever think you could know, how things have to be.. thinking of the empty words given to me. A. Boudreaux 2007

I Love You Sharon
Why is it that some people who find love, handle it with such carelessness? Some people search for love all their lives. When it is found, why put it down and forget about it, only to realize how much it meant when it is gone? When you find love, hold on to it, celebrate its feelings, drown in them every day, be consumed by them... I am consumed by you Sharon. I will never set aside my love. I will never look for it only when it is lost. I love you. I will show you and tell you every day.

Life
This is just a long rant to get things out! I am feeling the need today to just let things flow. I want to be a lover, but some how I don't know the rules to that game and end up being to giving and then feeling like the doormat. Which is not good and yes I know there are things that I can do, but right now I am not in the space to do anything but be pissed off. That is what this whole blog is really about being pissed off. Wondering if I am being pissed off to often and need to consult the gang and see what I am doing wrong, cause surely I am either doing something that I should stop doing so this doesn't happen, or else I am not doing something that I should get a handle on. For starters I think I will start off by smacking a few people upside the head. Might get some attention even if it is negative. Basically I don't know what I am writing about so it is all good, I don't do well with public blogs. Maybe I need to write my feelings down in private

Whoops!
I really honestly told myself to bake a goodie today, but instead went out an purchased a huge box of oatmeal squares and a large Svenhard's variety pack. I now must go find baby carrots and/or bamboo shoots because dinner is going to be made for me tonight! :) Thank you SO MUCH to everyone with that last minute boost to Cherry Ninja!

My Angel
My sweet beautiful angel. Sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love. You must have come from heaven, because you have pretty little angel eyes. When you gaze at me with them, my heart begins to fly. Your sweet angelic voice, continuously rings in my ears. With you by my side, there is nothing I fear. Whenever we are together, You shine with a heavenly glow. Your beautiful angel face, raises me up from feeling low. Yes, heaven is missing an angel, because you are here with me. You're my sweet, beautiful angel, and I'll love you for eternity!

Blonde Kidnapper
Blonde Kidnapper A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7am . Signed, The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. 0The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

To Lay A Kiss
To lay a kiss on your lips, so gentle and delicate is like picking the drops of dew off the petals of a rose. I hold you close and feel safe, sheltered in from the rain, from the storms that grow and surround me. I take your hand and look into your eyes and see a heart made of gold and soul so pure. You see you are an angel, an angel to me. I could not help but fall madly in love with you, the one who stole my heart. I’m glad you did because I could never find one such as you... Some one who makes each day the best, each laugh the longest, each tear the saddest, and a life, my life, worthwhile.

2nd Best
Every morning starts beautifully with the sound of your sweet voice from a phone call. It's second best to actually embracing you in my arms, under the covers that protect us from the chill that lies outside. Your melodic wake-up laughter over the phone is second best to the overwhelming smile I see in the morning, when I hold you in my arms after having spent another wonderful night with you. Your "I Love You"s over the phone always make me smile and hold the phone tighter, second best to looking into your eyes with those words, and being able to deeply kiss you afterwards, sending a chilling warmth throughout our bodies. But with you... you are my #1. The closest person in the world to me. With you, there is no second best. There is no one close to even being "second" or "best". I hold you, alone, in the most intimate place in my heart. It's a place where I can feel you, still close, when you're far away. Where I can close my eyes, and hear your voice, listen to y

An Alter Native Reality
An Alter Native Reality by Swami Beyondananda Do we really create our own reality? Or is it all scripted out over at Universal Studios? The debate has raged as long as debates have been the rage, and I can provide no definitive answer either. Certainly some really big blockbusters have come out of Universal -- and more disasteroid scenarios are predicted for the near future. And yet, small independents continue to write and star in their own successful movies. As more and more of these alternative scripts get produced, this is helping to bring about an alter native reality. And that is a good thing. For indeed, the native reality could use some altering. In a recent reality check, 71% of those responding said they "disapproved" of the current reality -- the lowest approval rating reality has had since the Great Flood. This is understandable. Consider the political scene, for goodness sakes. All those endless buttals and rebuttals. The media baits us into arguing, and we keep fall