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Nothing In Particular 2
Well, it's another V-Day alone, but getting used to it. Harder to get a date when you're 43, bald and in a chair. But I've met a few cool folks on here so far, so things are lookin' up a bit. Gotta go study and try to set a good example for my younger college counterparts.

Vicky Hooorayy!!
Thank you to Vicky for her submission to my contest. I Need more..don't stop submitting your entries WHO WANTS A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CHERRY BLASTS? this is not a comment based contest!!! ~~Timmy~~~

Siren's Lure.
This is a collaberation with my wondefully talented friend Heather..AKA ~Beautiful Distraction~ I've admired her work for a long, long time, and to get to do this was an absolute honor. You should go check her work out. It's great. SIREN'S LURE My eyes hide a labyrinth, passages of risk. Love me or suffer pangs of doubt, questioning what might have been. I hear your song enticing me, bringer of desire. To love you, I will brave all waves, No question Just to hold you. There before you reveals the path, a trail of uncertain passion, exposed skin. Anticipation evokes possibilities. My heart sounds out like sonar, beating, seeking love. Others quest, are crashed upon the rocks, vanish and drown. My hearts beats on for you. She beckons with her voice with a subtle scent, with a wanton prelude, hushed promises-- pursue them, and retreat may elude you. Your song is overwhelming, promise to destroy. Your love, lures me to my doom. Odysseu

Waiting For You
Watched the sky for a falling star But all I thought was you’re so far Couldn’t keep the gray in my brain From thinking up poetic refrain Then like rice paper in a flame They’d slip away, who’s to blame No way to write them down Riding in and out of town I’d write a letter to say I love you or how I am Or perhaps ask for help if I got in a jam Out here on the road though there is no post That’s life in the wind for all of us ghost I see my reflection on the wall And think it’d be nice to give you a call But I have no voice like it once was No, you wouldn’t hear me nobody does No one listens to the whispering air Then if they did they might get a scare Hearing a loved one who’s passed away Make room at the nuthouse they’re going to stay One day you’ll cross over and I’ll be there But for now I’m just riding on the wind and a prayer ©Dark

An Essay Of Closure
She I lay there in the back of the decrepit white Pinto in the grocery store parking lot. The icy wind hissed through the cellophane that covered the broken window above my head, and as I pressed my face into the cold, cracked white leather of the seat I pulled the sleeves of my sweatshirt tighter around me. I must have laid there for hours in the cold, I couldn’t be sure, all I knew was that I awoke warm in a familiar bed with her face hovering above me with the same concern I had grown to hate her for. The first time I saw her she had captivated me with those icy, gray eyes hidden behind black-rimmed glasses. She smiled and laughed with people I did not know, and before I could realize what I was doing I had gotten to my feet and wandered in her direction. I tried to stop, to turn around before she noticed me, but she was watching me. Smiling, I tried to play it off as casually as possible, but somehow I felt she knew. She let me sit next to her, and my heart swelled. She let me

In Love With....
(A comfort zone mentally and physically that is mirrored deep in the soul before we even get involved with another.).. Seeking love To have love In love with love The missing element Maybe the main ingredient My love energy floats in the universe Waiting to connect to my loves universe The feelings that move my soul Are just waiting to unfold A love life episode then blooms out I always knew what it was about Never had a face In its place Knew the feelings just the same Even though I never had a name Esp The soul can see

Bye To Every One
hey to every one that dont know me tomorrow will be the end living with out love sucks living with abuse suck having no way out and the only one you love dont love you back you help the one you love out when you try to call wont answer wont call you back what is feb 14 with out love its hell on wells if i dont have a date by tomorrow i will never be able to live again i just wanted love and all i get in pain and hurt i want to be happy but fuck you all i hope i od tomorrow see you all in hell XOXO Danielle AKA rogue

Men And Women!!!(passthis Along)
It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I Offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after Work cocktail with her girlfriends when an Exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the Woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly Attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring So rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll Do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to Do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one Condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what was the condition. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you Want me to do in just three words." The woman c

Time To Go I Think
I think its time to pull the plug. I think its time for me to leave, slowly fade away, like a bad memory. I am learning I cant understand anymore, so perhaps its best I just go. Lost inside a painful shell of disbelief and grief, I ponder , why am I here? I stare out a window and realize, I am lost in my own world of hurt and confusion. I misunderstand the simplest things, so perhaps I should go find my darkness again, hide from reality in the pain, for it is my only true love. Thank all those who made my stay here wonderful, although it was short. I hope I helped those who asked. But its time for me to go I think, time to pull the shades and turn off the lights. I really don't think I am needed here anyway, I don't fit in. Oh it was fun trying, helping this or that one with comments and such. But I feel alone, trapped in a world I walked into on my own. So if I hurt you I am sorry, if I lost you I am sorry, if I wronged you I am sorry. But most of all I AM SORRY.

Welcome To My Blog
Well, I figure I ought to put out my first blog post, even though it's my 1st day here. What to say. I'm a computer tech in the D.C. metropolitan area. I'm Poly, Pagan, and kinky. I spend my free time reading, watching way to many movies for my own good, and the history channel as well. My music tastes are pretty varied, from Classical to Jazz, to Classic Rock, to Hip-Hop. Want to know more, just ask. Hope everyone is surviving the weather in D.C.

Spite
Many days I've wanted to die Kiss my ass and say goodbye Make this world a little bigger Bend my head and pull the trigger The dark so deep swallowing me Nothing helping me to be free But then I think of those I know And what to them I would show It is my spite that keeps me here They knowing I will always be near Within me there is strength untold All I need do's grab hold And in my deepest darkest hour My self-hating thoughts turn sour I grab onto my closest friend Who is myself in the end For time is we have in life Even with the abundant strife To know ones self to know it true Is the only thing that will get us through And so to all I say again Love the person you are within ©Dark

My Dear
You my dear, are loved here. Here you're a sweet heart, you were right from the start. Inside your sensitivity, hides much invincibility. Your aura flows, as your strength grows, everyone feels and knows. Best to come with a hush, rather than try it with a push. You don't need no four leaf clover, it's no luck you're not a push over. When all is said and done, you'll still be the grander one. It's only right and fitting, for the throne you're sitting. Reach out you do, all around and through. You won't give in, too all the negativity within.

Change Of Plans
My cousin changed her plans weve been in portland for awhile now. we were gunna go to cali and mexico but now she wants to go to new york. whatever, ill do either. she wants to go to new york thinking she has a chance with her photography she took those pictures of me. thats all she really has. mexico would have been fun. i dont know what ill do in new york when shes trying to sell shit.

The Eigth Wonder
Above painting is a combination of watercolor and acrylic paints. I have painted this about some time ago in 2004. This sandpaper ground that layers with beautiful mushrooms soft should not be of hindrance to me, as slowly I crawl. Like a snake, my slender body wraps around your arm, spirals up to your chest, admiring the views. I dance. Like a hungry fox, I inhale deeply, the aroma of your essence, whilst you whistle love tunes. And I, who gently kiss you on your cheek, thank our Creator for this wonderful transformation.

Why Couldn't I Believe
Sitting at the hotel table Can’t stop thinking bout you Been thinking bout you since I hit the door Now I‘m heading back to you Why did I have to leave Why couldn't I believe That you're the only thing I need and more The only thing and more Life gets so complicated The mind gets so confused Why couldn’t I believe That you were still in love with me Why did I have to leave Why couldn’t I believe That you’re the only thing I need and more The only thing and more Couldn’t see what I would loose Why’d I have to make us both so blue Would you take me back into your arms Do you still love me any more Why did I have to leave Why couldn’t I believe That you’re the only thing I need and more The only thing and more Sure hope you’ll take me back Cause there’s one thing that I’ve learned I don’t ever want to be without you beside me Cause you’re all I’ll ever need and more Why did I have to leave Why couldn’t I believe That you’re the only thing I

Death Of A Great Friend
This has been a crazy ass week. My Childhood friend passed away Friday evening in her home. She came home from work and sat down to eat and was instantly killed. She had a blood clot in her lung and it busted. The coroner said she died instantly and didn't know a thing. Her 7 year old son found his mother lying in the floor and ran next door to his aunts house. She was 24 years old and was a mother of three babies. A 7 yr old boy, A 5 year old girl and her 7 month old son. She was so sweet and was a true friend. Please pray for her family. Those babies need lots of prayers please. Her daughter stood beside her casket rubbing her mommas head and asking me if she would wake up ? I have seen a lot of sad shit but this one took my heart cause I did not know what to say to her. I just told her that her momma was still here but we cant see her, I said you still can talk to her cause she is always gonna be here in your heart.

Another Wacko Libertarian Rant
I was watching my stories from last night, "Heroes" and "Studio 60" - I love my DVR. It and I are bff, for sure - and I saw a promo for a news story that was going to air on the 11 o'clock news. The story was about the American Medical Association's urging of the MPAA to change the rating system to make movies that feature a character smoking "R." In the words of the AMA, they want 'smoking' in movies to be treated in the same category as the word 'fuck.' As you may know, there can only be one instance in of the word 'fuck' in a movie, used exclusively in a non-sexual manner, in a movie rated 'PG-13'. No 'fuck' in PG. Any further uses of the word will result in an 'R' rating. Any use of the word in a sexual manner, i.e., "Hey, hottie, let's fuck," automatically earns an 'R' rating. Now, I am all for guidelines. They help some people to decide which movies they want to see or what movies their children to see. My parents were a big fan of them. I didn't see an 'R' rated movie unti

From The Past
Those words popped up on screen "Hey, how are you, how have you been?" A person from my past, out of nowhere, randomly like a blast. The last time we talked was the time of ALS, the summer I worked and never totally did forget. The strike at the college, and when we did remeet, I saw your face and heard the sound of your feet. We walked out of the book store, I took one look & talked to you for the first time in the years passed from before. We started slow, Jeff H remembers and he knows. The way we laughed and hung out, till the end of the snow.

Ladies...speaking Of Designer Shoes
I am designer fashion at a cheapo price Queen. I have bought TWO pairs of Ferragamos (brand new, never worn) in the past two days for less than 50 bucks and that INCLUDES shipping. eBay is awesome for designer wear....providing you know your size in specific designer labels. If anyone needs any help in learning the tricks of the trade (shopping for cheap designer wear) then feel free to contact me. I love to shop. Even for people I don't know. I'd be happy to help you try and find the best deals out there. ***kisses*** BeerQueen

Trade Deficit Rises To Record $763.6b
Trade deficit rises to record $763.6B 13 Feb 2007 The U.S. trade deficit set a record for the fifth straight year in 2006, reflecting a huge jump in America's foreign oil bill and a record imbalance with China. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_bi_go_ec_fi/economy

Enoy This Poem I Written Awhile Back
Silent is the tongue Wondering is the soul The beat of the ehart goes on The edge of enternity is seen Windows are the eyes The touch of the hand is felt The breath of the winded life What do these things mean The mystery of man's pride To the brotherhood of men The exotic of a woman virtue Or the sisterhood of women The spirit is sound The body is troubled these things and more come naturally Yet as a thinker of thoughts A writer of words A poet of sentnces I traverse these trails in silence of the tongue I think can I be a bard Or am I a bard unknown in thoughts and words The silence of the tongue continues The voice doesn't speack The mind continues to traverse these thoughts Ever more is the silence Silence is the tongue Silence of the voices Silent's Tongue Shhhhh

Funny,....
I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to your parents about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know ~holla back P.S. I heard Walgreens has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesnt have any alchohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried. Oh yeah there is one more thing i forgot to tell you....I'm on the wrong damn page sorry [send this to 10 of your friends to make them laugh]

Too Much Thought
We are thankful to be alive Through all these years we survive There is no place for us to hide Though the tears we harbor inside Loss and longing does abound Hurting grips us, without sound This, the season to atone Still to find ourselves alone To be "Thankful", that's the word That I find to be absurd People starving everywhere People dying, few who care Another year, a little older Maybe time has made us colder Time to stand, and yell stop Before the world bleeds it's last drop Population just keeps growing Our technology is downloading Sedated minds are lost in time A legacy they leave behind The coming of a brand new age So many filled with hate and rage Filled with sadness and with sorrow Blackened souls down to the marrow Time for us to take control Or is complacency the toll I am thankful to be alive Very glad that I survive There is one thing I can not hide I really need To take a ride ©Dark

Restoring The Constitution Act Of 2007 (restore-habeas.org) By Sen. Chris Dodd (d-ct)
Restoring the Constitution Act of 2007 (restore-habeas.org) By Sen. Chris Dodd (D-CT) 13 Feb 2007 Today, I plan on re-introducing the Restoring the Constitution Act of 2007. The bill will restore Habeas Corpus protections to detainees, bar information acquired through torture from being introduced as evidence in trials, and limit presidential authority to interpret the meaning and application of the Geneva Conventions. [Quick action! Become a Citizen co-sponsor of the Restoring the Constitution Act of 2007.] http://restore-habeas.org/

'i Can Confirm That Washir District Centre Is In The Hands Of The Taliban.' Taliban Seize Second District
'I can confirm that Washir district centre is in the hands of the Taliban.' Taliban seize second district 13 Feb 2007 Nato has confirmed to Al Jazeera that the Taliban has seized a second district in Afghanistan's Helmand province. Qari Yousef, a Taliban spokesman, told Al Jazeera on Tuesday that Taliban fighters were holding captive 33 police officers after taking over Washir - a remote desert area in the northwest of Helmand - the day before. http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/2B5FFE5D-4330-4E11-A33D-32AE069468C6.htm

Im Back From Cdc And.........
I PASSED!!!!!!! So yeah I passed Im so HAPPY... My PAT(pyschical abilities test) is on Feb 21st @9:00am Im a little in shock... Everyone else in my testing group for the job ( 10 other people) i was the only one asked to come back on the 21st.. everyone else was asked to come back at the end of march... Im taking that as i tested high!!. It was SOOOO easy. even the POPE (Police Officer Pyschological Evaulation written exam) was easy.. 576 true or false questions that werent right or wrong just how you thought about it.. So no i have to Run around and get this HUGE list of documents that are needed and turn them in by the 21st take the PAT and vision and then its Interview with the board, Interview with the Pyschologist and the Medical Exam All that i should pass no problem Then its off to the Academy for 16 weeks

You Are Not "nameless"
Darling! See here I am... Writing love letters to you in the sand, Painting a picture of my heart With your name and my name in it. And the wind... It just blows And blows, Sending my love letters to you. I sit here and watch my kisses Being blown across the miles, One after another, each one landing Like soft butterfly kisses on your lips. Yes, darling! I can feel your sweet lips. I can feel your warm body…and You’ve just been awakened by my love calls, Now…you are receiving my kisses. I whisper the words “I love you…” Gently into your ears, I kiss you softly on your lips And on your cheeks. Yes, darling!…This is really me! I’m really here for you! Flesh and blood …I am here! You are so breathtakingly charming When you wake up in the morning Your messy hair is piling up And then cascading down your forehead. Aaaahhhh!…..Is this really you? I softly whisper your name…for You are no longer “Nameless” anymore, Yo

Sixty-three Per Cent Want Us Troops Home 14 Feb 2007 Nearly Two-thirds Of Americans - 63 Per Cent - Want Us Troops Home From Iraq By The End Of 2008,
Sixty-three per cent want US troops home 14 Feb 2007 Nearly two-thirds of Americans - 63 per cent - want US troops home from Iraq by the end of 2008, according to a new poll published overnight. http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21224190-5005961,00.html

For Everyones Fyi
This is point blank whats going on. Im not going to be "working" in any lounge. I wont be in or promote many lounges. Mostly when my sister DJ Queenie or my CT Fiance DJ JMFX aka Jay Grim aka Jared is djing in that lounge at that time. I came to this choice on my own. Sorry to anyone who is upset by this but because I wont chose I had to make some kind of choice. Many hugs n kisses to everyone and I pray I don't lose friends over this. ♥Mel

Cherrytap Shop. Here Is What They Need....
You know what I think would be cute? Us girls need to be able to buy gifts for each other. Something that lets the other party know that we really appreciate them. A PAIR OF DESIGNER SHOES!!!! Like a little pair of Blahnik looking shoes or something. Yes? I think so.

World Bank To Provide $500m Loan To Iraq [for Projects Already Paid For By Us Taxpayers. What Did Halliburton, Kbr, Bechtel, Parsons, And Blackwater U
World Bank to provide $500m loan to Iraq [for projects already paid for by US taxpayers. What did Halliburton, KBR, Bechtel, Parsons, and Blackwater USA do with the billion$ of 'rebuilding' dollars?] 13 Feb 2007 The Managing Director of the World Bank (WB) said that the international firm is willing to support the Iraqi government's efforts to restore economic activities in the war-torn [US-destroyed] country, Iraq Directory reported. [There would be no need for a 'loan' if the US didn't invade and destroy Iraq.] http://www.menafn.com/qn_news_story_s.asp?StoryId=1093142908

Flying My Colors
I wear this badge for all to see For I am who I want to be I wear my colors when I ride For I have nothing here to hide I do not care what anyone said For I'll fly my colors until I'm dead I wear my rocker with great pride For it tells all where I reside I wear them not because I'm vain For that would be just plain insane I wear them as I'm honor bound For my brothers and sisters all around I wear them always as a badge of honor For they are one thing I won't dishonor I wear them as a beacon light For them I'm more than willing to fight I wear them for my right of speech For my first admendment they can not breech I wear them on my denim vest For they are never far from my breast I wear them always standing tall For they have given many the call I wear them in my heart, it's true For my colors are the RED, WHITE, and BLUE ©Dark

Questions!
1. Name one person who made you smile today. myself, im so dam funny ahahahh 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Smoking some blunts with NASHKOFF and ERICAVITCH 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Rocking out on Guitar hero! 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? ATARI JAGUAR...nuff said 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? SHMICKENS!!!!CANDY BARS!!!! COOKIES!!! if u hung out with me recently u probly had enuff of this 6. How many different things did you drink today? WOOOOO KOOLAID!!!!! AND PEPSI!!!! 7. What color is your hairbrush? wtf? 8. What was the last thing you bought? omg!! i tore up wal mart last night. i bought spaghetti-os, mangos, more koolaid, more HOT SAUCE,marshmallows, cereal. o man you name it. 9. What was the last gift you received? AN OZ OF WHITE WIDOW FROM WILLY....I LOVE YOU MAN (TEARS)! 10. What color is your front door? wow i really dont know. now i have to go check.......its

Operation Beauty Queen Punk
Its an unreal source of power. Its an accomplishment that can hardly counts for much. But its a start. Stage 1 has been completed and there is no stopping the firing squad now. Ever been shot by a womans success before? Have you ever seen the odds a torn woman can defeat? Damn then ur blind! We all look for the road to happiness...I was inspired with the theory this morning and was the right thing I needed to hear in order to let a flow of words spew. It gave me the boot in the ass I needed... There was no hope in waiting. So I grabbed that bull by the horns, threw its ass to the ground and stood with a stelleto in its back as a trophy winner. This moment will proove that I am a woman with more than any other I have known. Egotistical u ask?.....FUCK YA....You know I am! It has been said that this is what makes me the perfect prize. I am no prize...I am only successful. I am no trophy...But I will be his goddess. Certain times in our lives we get that NOS boost and we ar

Depression
I am haunted by you in the night You linger near in the bright sun light Your touch is cold and chills my flesh When you're around nothing can mesh You make me cave the ultimate sin And with out my friends you just might win The tears you elicit are deep inside Try as I might I can not hide You stalk me everywhere I go How to make you stop I do not know It matters not in forest or town You're always there to bring me down You're like a cat that steals your breath Your one desire is my own death I've beat you thrice and thought you tame But you keep coming back to play the game I try to make you go away You just seem to want to stay You make my mood dank and dark You latch on to me like a shark I know you long to make me sad It makes you happy to drive me mad I try to run I take a long ride But there are right by my side You fill my head with half truths and lies You work so hard to make me cry I'll close my eyes and sleep through the night And pray tomorrow y

My Friend? Then Least Take The Time To Reas This....
I have 104 people on my list and only 5 or 6 have taken the time to do more than rate my profile. To me it shows that this place has turned into myspace with nude pics. People on here care more about contests and getting fans, having 1000's of people on their list(to help with contests), and the like. For them to do anything you have to "go vote for me" so forth and so on. Starting to sound like myspace to you? So if you are not one of the 5 or 6 that have helped me in any way thank you. If not then help me out some.

Spreading Love
The German's overpowered their enemies with the blitzkrieg. A combination of men, tanks, airplanes and other war machines attacking at one time. Of course their blitzkreig was evil but putting it in a good light, faith, praying, positivity, love, understanding and wanting to be good can be a combination hard to beat. Even with evil knocking on the door... Coming too you with a full load, love, peace and happiness to unload. I've got to drop these bombs, cause I hate the way hate numbs. I'm not a hatefull person, even though I get to cursing, and at times my attitude worsens. Big, bang, boom, I'm going to drop some love in this room. Hey, and watchout for the peace dove, can we all keep out the demons shove? Happiness might be hard to come by, but I say, shove that bull is a pigs eye. Gigantic bomb, boom bang, the God's and angels will hear us rang. Everybody get down on your knees, lets all pray for heavens gate keys. Love, peace and happiness we all s

The Taste Of Wine
The Taste of Wine While traveling deep and weaving through the vine I had a taste of lovely wine The wine it was a scent devine Upon it which to Grow and Climb I climbed the vine And ate the grapes And found the leaves And donned a cape I donned the cape And drank the wine Which tasted bitter At the time Time Time on which to rhyme To rhyme upon a spiraling vine The grapes I ate Till I was full I climbed the Vine Till it was Yule The Sun! O Sun! Began to grow I climbed into the clouds to know The vine I climbed And donned the cape Oh Warmth of Sun Oh Spirit of Grape And I became an amorphous shape To eat the grapes Upon the Vine To laugh and cry Upon the line To see the pine In through the field To see below the dragon shield Tis far, so far, I am above! To drink the wine Of laughter and love To see, to see As mourning dove To soar, to soar A serpent dragon conceiving of Life O Life And Death Below To Rise this Vine To taste and

Update
So its been a min since I have been here.. Things are going well.. Im about to be a new mommy come JUNE!! Yea... On other news looking for ladies to model.. So please there is $$$$$ involved and trust me dont' be shy.. We have taken on Tall, short, petite, big boned, different colors.. WE are ALL BEAUTIFUL ladies so lets prove it!! ~Drackira~

In Response To Gee's Blog...
GEE said: Humour me. I changed some of the questions because it's stuff i'm nosey about..... I'm not posting it as a bulletin but you can if you like. So I'll humour him and answer these questions. Those who read this - you only get to see my answers, though feel free to answer. Snatch 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say? - Train. Maybe they should train she told herself. Maybe the sweat and effort would work off the restlessness. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? - A window... 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? - The freakin weather as we're expecting a storm and society's freaking out about it... I hate people. If it snows, it snows. Big fuckin deal... 4. Close your eyes really tight. What do you see? - Speckles of light... thanks now my head hurts. 5. Grey hair - Distinguished or "not a good look" - Mmmm great look on a guy, even in chest hair... pubes though?

Ok So I Messed Up
I had a good friend and I was having a really bad bad day yesturday and I said some things I shouldn't of which ya I know I can do that alot... It was just a bad day and something set me off.. I over-reacted and now I have lost my friend...Life sucks cause I got on cherry tap cause he was fun to talk to I miss that... and now I'm blocked from his list and can't talk to him it sucks... But guess that is what life is about you lose things you care about when you let things get to you

~~one For The Ladies~~
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are du mb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." --------------------------- - ------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a goo

2 Sides Of Love
LOVE....the best and worst thing to happen to a person Love brings all the happiness and joy a person could ever wish for Makes you feel ALIVE and no one could harm you But there is something that can harm you That thing is LOVE It's a bitch with no forgiveness Love can be your best friend or you worst enemy Make you feel so warm inside Feel as though you caould fly Fly so far that nothing could ever ruin you happiness But for the real world, there's no happiness Only dark skies filled with rain clouds PAIN and AGONY surrounding your EMPTYNESS Pain from the wound in you chest Emptyness from your heart being ripped out of your chest And the agony of knowing that love has defeated you So there you stand, outside in the cold And the rain won't stop You stand ALONE Looking around to find nobody in sight You catch a glimpse of something on the ground You look to the ground and see that is where you heart lies And the only thing you can do is wonder Wonder how love co

Sex
Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD

New To Cherrytap
I'm really liking this site. Definitely the new MySpace. I plan on being on this a lot. If you know me, you know I love to post "speshul" pictures and I am ecstatic to have a site that lets me. Anyway, I noticed that you can buy stuff for people on here, like Cherry Blasts...just wanna let you know that if anybody buys me that stuff I'll post more "speshul" pix. So I'm pretty bored right now. Nothing more interesting to post in this blog, so just comment me and all that fun stuff. Bye

Sup People?
How is everybody??? Shar is doin alrighty!!!!!!!!!! Just droppin a line to check in!!! I am still having problems getting my pics up and runnin on here. So Sorry I am tryin though!!!!!!!! Big HUggs to all of my friends and people who have viewed my profile!!!!!!!!!!! Huggs, SHar

What Gorgeous Is To Me Repost From Bulletin
I just wanted to say, Happy Valentines Day!! And to invite you all to see what I think is gorgeous. It is only some examples and my friends here on CT, if your pic is there and you don't want it to be let me know, I'm sorry to those that I ripped the pics of for not asking first. If your see this and your currently a female friend a pic of yours belongs in there. Currectly I have no female friends that don't belong in this category your all gorgeous. I'm not ripping anymore w/o permission so if you don't mind me taking 1 pic please let me know. I'd like to have EVERYONE of my friends pics in there. Thanks to those who allow me to keep or get a pic. And I'm sorry again to those I took. That's all.

Happy Sad - The Dream Is Dead.
Well it's that time of year again. Single awareness day. I bring you the best "valentines day" song ever.. and oh so fitting for me.....Enjoy. Champagne glass of blood and wine On chocolate hearts alone I dine Candles weeping waxing tears Ten for roses each one a year - disappear Arrows fester in my heart Each memory another dart Love and death both colored red Showing my past, the dream is dead Another lonely Valentine's Day I can't believe that things turned out this way And though I hate to see you go I know it must be so Another lonely Valentine's Day Nobody will break your fall All for none, yeah, none for all Nothing's so cruel as the truth Join the Festival of Fools Nobody will break your fall All for one, yeah, none for all Nothing's so cruel as the truth Join the festival, my fools Another lonely Valentine's Day I can't believe things turned out this way And though I hate to see you go I know it must be so Another lonely Valentine's Day

I'm Goin' Crazy!
How many other people feel the way I do? This is my first winter in the great "white" north and I thought I had enough to keep me busy all winter long.....WRONG! I'm goin' crazy! I can't wait for spring! Now, every year I do this. I feel like spring can't get here fast enough, but this year feels different. I guess because of all the snow, bla, bla, bla.... So, how many other people feel the same way? Does anybody else have cabin fever right now???

Wicca Funny
~ Murphy's Law for Witches ~ No spell is as easy as it looks. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a spell can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop. Every spell performed to solve a problem will breed new problems. No matter what the result of a spell, there will always be someone Eager to: (a.) misinterpret it. (b.) fake it. (c.) believe that it happened as a result of his own work. Mother Nature is sometimes a bitch. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong; and anything that cannot possibly go wrong will also go wrong. The Craft as understood by Witches, will be judged otherwise by non-witches. If you explain a situation so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, the news media will. If, during an interview, you explain 99 good things about the Craft and tell one bad joke, guess what will make the headlines! Once a Ritual is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse. 90% of anythin

This Is Priceless!!!!
=== 'dolphinb4by ~ at least rate my profile before you add' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-13 14:12:56'.. > > Mowing The Grass In Iraq > > I hope the picture will go through for you - of this Army soldier in Iraq with > his tiny "plot" of grass in front of his tent. > It's heartwarming! > Here is a soldier stationed in Iraq , stationed in a big sand box. He asked his > wife to send him dirt ( U..S. soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can have the sweet aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil - to bring them good luck. > > If you notice, he is even cutting the grass with a pair of a scissors. Sometimes we are in such a hurry that we don't stop and think about the little things that we take for granted. >

Taboo
Forbidden The taste of the flesh the scent of desire the need from within, all consuming like fire The beat of the heart the rush of the blood the passion it rises coming on like a flood The sweat on the skin taste of salt on the tongue Then teeth sinking in and the two become one

Literotica
WOW...I just checked my profile over there and nearly 10,000 people have read my first story. I re-submitted my second story "The Limo". So in a few days that will be up and ready for reading. I hope you will find a chance to stop by www.literotica.com and see the stories.

Poem
In-Between That place between asleep and awake That's where you live in me. A faded dream that was once real. Is all that I can see. In this space of in-between, This is where our souls play. The place that's neither black nor white But only where it's grey I'm only here for a short time, In this special place. Just long enough to see you, With a smile on your face. And now it's time I have to go, and leave behind this scene. But I'll be back in a little while, and meet you in-between.

New Voice Recorder On My Profile
Hey Sexy People... Just wanted to let people know that I just added a voice recorder on my profile.. Come and Leave me a voice message.. Lots Of Love and Kisses SexySherry ~Pole Princess~

Plz. Vote 4 Me In The Sexiest Woman's Ass In Jeans Contest --- Part Ii ---yes It Is Time To Vote Again.
- Get Your Own PLEASE GO VOTE OK FOLKS, TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME ~MZ. PONYGIRLSUE~ IN THE SEXIEST WOMEN'S ASS IN JEANS CONTEST PART TWO. I APPRECIATE THE CONTINUED LOVE & SUPPORT OF MY FRIENDS HERE. COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE BUT PLZ. DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE PIC AS WELL. THANKS SO MUCH. HERE IS MY CONTEST ENTRY LINK: LOVE YA ALL

Anticipation
I have figured it out. What I am missing is the anticipation that comes when u get to touch someone for the first time. U know, the first meeting. the first everything. I'm bored with my situation and now I have realized that it's just that the anticipation. Wondering, daydreaming, wanting. So my senses aren't gone, they're just in hiding waiting to be discovered.

Hey Check Out This Cool New Band
hey check out this new band they are awsome comment on them whatever u want but they are friends of mine so dont trash them they are on my space and i know most of u have a myspace so just give them a chance http://www.myspace.com/sagitaureo

Be My Valentine?
im such a buttkisser, i made my hubby an all out, totally homemade cake for valentines day. hey, what can i say, the way to a mans heart is through the end of his..... no wait. through his stomach, right? ;) well at least now he wont bitch that i dont cook any more LOL happy VD everyone! make sure you tell the ones you love, friends AND family, that you love and appreciate them! and if you see me tomorrow, kiss me, cause i just want kisses. all up and down my neck. and back. and chest. ok let me stop, i DO have to work tonight LOL XOXOXOXOXOX

You Know Your From Nyc When...
You Know You're From New York City When... You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. The subway makes sense. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple". The most frequently used part of your car is the horn. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard. You consider Westchester "upstate". You think Central Park is "nature." You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking. You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it�s a "steal." You've been to New Jerse

Work
Ok everyone has something they like and don't like about their jobs. Besides the people I work with, I am completely out of things that I like. I mean the job itself isn't so bad. Ok money, not too bad of work. There's a lot worse out there. But in my 33 years of existence I've never worked someplace that could really care less about their employees as much as my employer does. I'm sure individually they care about what happens to their employees, but as a whole I'm pretty sure they couldn't give two buckets of piss about us. So now it's time to vent some pet peeves about that place. Now I understand there's people on my page that I work with. Many probably feel the same as I do. Others probably think it's the best thing since sliced bread. What the fuck ever. First bitch. It's shampoo. Like I told Jim Cristwell a loonnnng time ago, "it's shamfuckingpoo, not nuclear fucking secrets." In the grand scheme of life our job as shampoo slingers won't really mean two sacks of shit. On judgeme

Starts With A Look
It all starts with a look from across the room When you lock eyes you can feel the chills rush down your spine You debate whether you should go exchange words or not Then you finally get the nerve to walk over Feeling so scared and weak in the knees You still walk towards this man The one who continues to lock eyes with you You approach him and say hello He looks at you with his mysterious eyes And says he's been waiting for you You just look at him and smile as the conversation continues You head outside to go for a walk Striving to be alone So desprately wanting to share an intimate moment You come across a nice quiet spot without a soul in sight What better thing to do than to stop and enjoy the moment Hand in hand, gazing into each others eyes You can feel the moment approaching The moment that makes the fears you once had seem silly The moment has arrived You lean into him and him into you As your lips meet you feel so warm You can feel the heat rush through

Cherry Taps Baddest Baby Blues
Baddest Baby Blues Contest. Need entries!!! > > As the Longest Legs on Cherry contest winds down, I would like to start gathering entrants for the Baddest Baby Blues contest. > > For those blue eyed guys and gals!!! Send me the link to your pic showcasing those Baby Blues!!! > > Two Winners will be determined. One on number of comments and one on number of rates. YOU CANNOT COMMENT ON YOUR OWN PIC! > > No drama allowed. If it gives me a headache then I consider it drama and your ass is booted. :) > > If you have any questions...ASK BEFORE you enter. > > ***kisses*** > > BeerQueen > > Sam~Beer Queen~@ CherryTAP

More About Me
*My name is Olivia *I AM STRAIGHT!!! *I'm 16 yr. old 17 in nov. *I'm half black half white *I'm from the bay area *I'm 5'8" *I love to sing, dance, act/perform *I love shoes I have over 200 pairs of shoes from nike dunks 2 charles david I have every type of shoe *I love fashion *I love animals I have a dog, 3 cats and a horse *My fav. place 2 be is on the beach *I love meeting new people *humor is everything to me *I love driving *I'm crazy and loud when I want 2 be....mostly with friends, but I'm quiet and like to keep 2 myself while I observe things....but I still like talking hahaha. *I love piercings I have 5, I use to have my tongue...not 4 that reason that u mite be thinking but I'm getting my bellybutton pierced! *I love tattoos I'm getting one on the back of my neck when I turn 17! *I dont smoke, drink or do drugs I'm not gonna mess myself up. *I spend most of my days in my house in the music studio *My heros are my family and friends *I am single but I am

Grrr...ct Keeps Changing My Age
You know when your getting old cause you start to get anal about how old you are... bloody hell... CT keeps making me 1yr older than I am GRRRRR... ok so I turn 43 in may but I still have 3 months of being a mere 42... damn it maybe I'll just stay 42 for the next couple of yrs...

Last Day
ok ladies many of you already know im single and lookin for a girl friend but im also lookin for a valentine Valentines day i near and i want a valentine this is serious im lookin and if you wan to be my valentine hit me up.... its tomorrow

George Carlin On Religion
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION The Ultimate Bullshit In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! H

Pome
The day I met you I found a friend - And a friendship that I pray will never end. Your smile - so sweet And so bright - Kept me going When day was as dark as night. You never ever judged me, You understood my sorrow. Then you told me it needn't be that way And gave me the hope of a better tomorrow. You were always there for me, I knew I could count on you. You gave me advice and encouragement Whenever I didn't know what to do. You helped me learn to love myself You made life seem so good. You said I can do anything I put my mind to And suddenly I knew I could. There were times when we didn't see eye to eye And there were days when both of us cried. But even so we made it through: Our friendship hasn't yet died. Circumstances have pulled us apart, We are separated by many miles. Truly, the only thing that keeps me going Is my treasured memory of your smile. This friendship we share Is so precious to me, I hope it grows and flourishes And last

You Know Your From Long Island If………………………….
You know your from Long Island if…………………………. Jones Beach is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED Billy Joel said it best "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore or A cool girl from the South Shore "What’s the big deal about the Hamptons? If you’re not from Long Island or NYC, you’re not from New York You don’t go to Manhattan, you go to the "City" You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica…" You never realize you have an accent until you leave. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. You curse. A lot! Is Huntington really that cool? You’ve been to Utopia at least once. The damn geese are everywhere! If your parents didn’t, your grandparents lived in the city. At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore Animal League. You walk around the mall aimlessly. You drive around you town with your friends, and that’s the most exciting part of

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!!!
Hey All, I hope this bulletin reaches you'll safe and in good health. I just wanted to wish you and your's a happy V-day. Let's continue to do what we do best and that show Luv! KnoGood's QUOTE FOR THE DAY, "IF YOU DON'T LOVE THE PERSON THAT YOUR WITH, AND YOU CAN'T LOOK THE PERSON THAT YOU WANT, THAN LIKE THE FACT THAT GOD STILL LOVES YOU!" KnoGood is on Tap! Holla attcha Boi!

Mastema
The Accusing angel; like Satan, he works for God as tempter and condemnation. Cf. The Book of Jubilees and The Zadokite Fragments and the Dead Sea Scrols, where Mastema is the angel of adversity, "father of all evil, yet subservient to God." It was Mastema who tried to kill Moses (in the incident mentioned in Exodus 4:24ff.) and who hardened Pharaoh's heart (although, according to Midrash Abkir, it was Uzza who did this). There is a legend that Mastema appealed to God to spare some of the demons so that he (Mastema) might execute the power of his will on the sons of man. God apparently thought this was a good idea and permitted 1/10th of the demons to remain at large, in the service of Mastema. It is also claimed that Mastema helped the Egyptian sorcerers when Moses and Aaron appeared before Pharoah to perform their magical tricks. [cf. Beliel; JSatan.] In The Damascus Document, quoted by Vermes inDiscovery in the Judean Desert, an angel of hostility is spoken of, and this is applied t

Pome
Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend.

Dreary Night
DREARY NIGHT The dreary night with it's rain, drenched a body wracked with pain. The city watchman had found her there, lying in the courtyard square. A dagger pierced her side quite deep,"He came from nowhere," She did weep,"A man in black with eyes like coal, he took my baby and my soul". "Quiet girl", the watchman said, "conserve your strength or ye be dead", "There is no time for i must tell, he took my child and soul to hell", The blood did gush ,in puddles red. The poor young girl would soon be dead, "I must confess before i die, the one who conjured him was I"! I had no choice, my baby ill, I gave my soul, my heart ,my will. He stepped from shadows like a thief, and asked if i had no belief. My husband's dead.my family gone, do as you wish , I am your pawn. He took my baby , and with is knife,He stabbed me deep to take my life. And as he left i heard him tell, how my child would live in hell. A prince he'd be when he is grown, He'll sit beside the master's thr

Art Class
I did a pastel drawing, 2 poems, and a sculpture in art class today. It was a long class lol I was really pleased with the sculpture, and how it turned out. It is amazing how my teacher gets thoughts and ideas to translate into themes and works.

Hi Ladies
Hey ladies I dont know where to start at.. I am new to this website... But the only thing I can tell you is what I look like.... 6ft4 short dark brown hair and blue eyes bout 150lbs with goatee.. And If you want to know more you will just have to ask....I will update more on this later

Think It Is Possible...(wow I Am Being Ignored Today)
hey alllll happy hour again and i need a lil bit of love to level me up ya think ya got in ya pretttty please *wink* only 1397 cherry points to go.... a lil **M.I.L.F**@ CherryTAP

Pome
I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I find. I st

Joke
Eroticy Jokes A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the

Pome
If I was one thing, I'd be a candle Lighting the way so you can handle Your life easier without woes Not having to fight with your foes. I'd help keep you from stumbling over Things blocking your path to an open door. If I light your path, life is easier, Even strong winds, my light will not deter. No matter what, I'm here for you To cheer you up when you are blue. Do not fret when times get tough, If things look down or kind of rough. Just remember, I'm always here, In your heart, close and near. I will help you out in every way, Happiness and love in your heart will stay. Don't blow me out, that's one request Unless it's me you do detest. I do not try to hurt anyone That isn't good or any fun. But one day you may leave me behind You may no longer need my light to shine. If that day comes, go on your way And I will hope to see you again one day. If one day, I don't appear, Do not worry, do not fear I may be gone, but in your heart The light I gave you did no

Druid School - Ireland
If you have an interest in Druidism, Con Connor who I met though various networks runs it, he is very real, very grounded and a man of integrity, I can honestly say I have never met anyone like him. I have much respect for the man and what he does Ireland's Druidschool

Pome
Thank you for always being there, To listen and understand me. I appreciate all you did for me, And all you still do. Thank you for making me feel whole again, For putting my pieces back together. I appreciate you putting my life back together, You saved my life. You may not understand, Why I do what I do. But you never criticized, You just helped my through. I knew I could come to you when I was down, 'cause I knew you'd always be there to pick me back up and say everything will be ok.

Shy....these Quizzes Are So Accurate, Its Uncanny!
You Are 4% Shy You aren't shy at all, in fact, you're probably quite outgoing. You are comfortable in almost any social situation, no matter how difficult. How Shy Are You?

What Does It Mean To Be A Juggalo?
What Does It Mean To Be A Juggalo? Not sure if you wanna post this on your site or not, but feel free. I started getting into the ICP in about 2002. At first, i was like most people, thinkin "yeah, this shit is cool. they rap about sum pretty crazy shit." but I missed the real message. As time went by i progressed and got more into it and started to pick up on the messages about treating people equal, and not blindly hating someone based on their race/colour/religion/sexual preference/etc. Then i got The Wraith: Shangri-La. Everything changed. I suddenly saw the whole picture clearly. I understood everything on a higher level. Being a Juggalo isn't about listening to the ICP or using them 2 help carve yourself as an individual. It's about being yourself, and respecting and helping others. It's about being tollerant as a mother-fuck of everyone. If someone hates on your for being a Juggalo, just keep on walking. They'll end up in Hell's Pit anyway

Pome
In that forgotten part of town Where wasted hopes and dreams abound, A wrinkled man with life near end, In hopes to have at least one friend, Fashioned bits of wood and things And made a dummy run by strings. He sat alone for hours on end, Conversing with his only friend And found delight within the fact That he controlled it's every act. He told it how he never had A chance, since all his luck was bad Although he'd tried so to succeed - The dummy nodded and agreed. And how his journeys in romance Had never given him a chance, And wasn't it a crying shame That he was always held to blame When everyone knew, oh so well, That life is but a living Hell, Controlled by lust and power and greed? The dummy nodded and agreed. With patience that would rival saints, That dummy sat through all complaints And, with each little expert tug, He'd droop his head or bow or shrug And give some comfort to the man Who held his lifelines in his hand And helped to fill a lo

Who Is Icp?
Who is ICP? In the early days, Joe Bruce ("Violent J") and Joey Ustler("Shaggy 2 Dope") grew up in the nicer suburbs of Detroit, but were underprivileged. Bruce's mother was a janitor most of his childhood and went from one broken father to another. Both lived a childhood that is purely unbelievable and better left for those that read their book ("Behind the Paint") The Insane Clown Posse actually started out as these two with another rapper in a group called the Inner City Posse. Back then, they were at least trying to be a real street gang. After years of the hard life that went along with it, Violent J had this brainstorm, which he claims had come to him in a vivid dream explained in his book, of the whole Dark Carnival and the meaning and doing Six separate Jokers Cards. Over the years, they literally worked their asses off. From 1993 to 1997 when they got their second big deal with Hollywood Records, they spent their lives doing shows, hitting up

Pome
see the clouds rolling in and oh how it looks like rain And it is always I fight for the welcome change When it rains it pours on this heart of mine So, I take the storms I feel to her each time. But I know she has lived under her own pouring rain Yet under her water her heart still doesn't change She can walk away from what hangs overhead And, not in her storm, are words left unsaid. Not in her storm have I ever felt alone Her storm ends, so I, may find my way home It's for me that she pushes away her own rain So, that I may find comfort in calling her name. She lives in this world for the sake of another's heart God, how she eases the miles when worlds apart And she never wanders when your world falls through Not ever in her storm would she do this to you. She has wings that I know not only I can see Cause only an angel could find strength to carry me It's the way that the eyes can surely view How her heart's written so clearly in what an angel can do. N

A Definition For A Gaelic Druid
Gaelic Druidism is the oldest spiritual tradition of Pagan Celtic Ireland. It roots lie in the oldest temples in this island where Druids still honour the Sun and Moon cycles. Many temples predate the Gaels where they honoured the Old Gods. The Gaelic Druid tradition works with the Three Realms of Sky, Sea and Land - with Fire Ceremonies and Sweat Houses for transformation. Principles such as Truth, Integrity and Respect, are central to Druidism. Our Groves are when a gathering of like-minded people meet together in Circle to share and celebrate and heal. Our Pagan Festivals are the Eightfolds of the Sun Year and the Full and Dark Moons. Our temples are all the sacred sites, holy wells and ceremonial enclosures on this Island. Everything, every place and everyone is sacred because all is filled with the spirit of creation. Gaelic Druids seek to preserve and protect our unique Gaelic Culture and Celtic Heritage - our native language, music, song and dance, traditional story telling,

You Know You're Puerto Rican When....
You Know You're Puerto Rican When.... You have been spanked with a folded leather belt and/or "chancletas" ...leather ones! You know your mom is sneaking up on you cause you can hear her "chancletas" flapping on the linoleum floor. Your mom yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner and you only live in a one bedroom apartment. You've ever called linoleum floor a "rug" You can get to your house blindfolded by the smell of the "chuletas." You say "Vamoj pa' encima" or "mete mano" instead of "Let's get started." You got scared whenever someone mentioned "el CUUUCO"!!! You remember every Christmas those "aguinaldos" that abuela used to sing for you. You've gone to titi's house and passed through the "bead curtain" in the living room. You know someone who owns a conga, bongos and/or a cowbell. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on the tv and under the tv. You have a porcelain cat/dog/rooster or frog on a doilie in your livin

Pome
I watched thee when the foe was at our side, Ready to strike at him—or thee and me, Were safety hopeless—rather than divide Aught with one loved save love and liberty. 2. I watched thee on the breakers, when the rock, Received our prow, and all was storm and fear, And bade thee cling to me through every shock; This arm would be thy bark, or breast thy bier. 3. I watched thee when the fever glazed thine eyes, Yielding my couch and stretched me on the ground When overworn with watching, ne’er to rise From thence if thou an early grave hadst found. 4. The earthquake came, and rocked the quivering wall, And men and nature reeled as if with wine. Whom did I seek around the tottering hall? For thee. Whose safety first provide for? Thine. 5. And when convulsive throes denied my breath The faintest utterance to my fading thought, To thee—to thee—e’en in the

Brazil
One of my alltime favourites. Acting, writing, look, everything. I bought the Criterion Edition DVD box a few years ago and that really was a revelation. It contains the director's cut version running 143 minutes, a DVD containing a very good documentary, and the american TV version called "love conquers all", that was released without Terry Gilliam agreeing to it. And no director would have ... It is just 90 minutes long, and has a completely different content and ending. Things that were deemed too difficult to understand were left out or the audience was supported by hints, like a wavy border around the frame if it was a bloody DREAM SEQUENCE. So as not to overheat the brains of the people needing to realize, that a man flying with a set of mechanical wings fighting a giant ninja made of computerparts is *not* real. If there was something important in the background, they sometimes made a still photo of that, blew it up to fill the screen and left it there for a few seconds. It

A Definition For A Gaelic Pagan
If you were to walk a path beside a stream that leads to a river that feeds a great ocean - then let that Path be Gaelic, let the stream be Celtic and let the river be Galactic and let the ocean be the Cosmic Tradition and may you enjoy every step of the dance of life. As you follow your chosen path keep your senses open to the other paths around you and where these other paths complement and enrich your own path use them too, but always maintaining clear sight of the path you have chosen. This world has become very small; we must preserve and protect our unique Gaelic Culture and Celtic Heritage as our rich inheritance. We must love life, honour the gods, do no evil, practice bravery, seek wisdom and as we walk our path we must always have tolerance for others. You must always remain vigilant, be prepared to face your demons and discover your own truth. When you do this: you uphold Truth in a world of dishonesty and trickery. There is a lot more to the Gaelic Path such as our la

You Are A New Yorker If
You are a New Yorker if: You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license. ...You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available. ...You and the other three passengers look at each other and know you have pure grit. ...You take the train home and you know exactly where on the platform the doors will open that will leave you right in front of the exit stairway. ...You know what a "regular" coffee is. ...It's not Manhattan, it's the "City". ...You get upset that a cabbie is obeying all the rules of the road. ...Someone passes out on the train, you mistakenly think he is dead and complain that he had to die on your train because this is going to make you late! ...The rurals scare you, but, you're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent. ...There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown. If you're really from New York you have absolutely no concept of where North and South ar

I Did Not Write This...however Its True
I DID NOT WRITE THIS....HOWEVER IT IS TRUE!! ONLY A FEW HOURS AFTER ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIES, HER NAME AND FACE ARE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE NEWS, THE INTERNET, AND THE RADIO. BECAUSE OF HER FAME AND FORTUNE EVERYONE SEEMS TO ACT LIKE THEY'VE KNOWN HER FOR YEARS, AND ARE SO CAUGHT UP WITH THE STORY... AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS TO COME... KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?? THERE ARE SOLDIERS DYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY EVERY DAY AND THEY GET A BRIEF..."FOUR MARINES KILLED IN IRAQ TODAY.."......" ANOTHER PLANE SHOT DOWN KILLING 3 AMERICAN SOLDIERS..." AND DOES ANYONE BOTHER TO MAKE NOTE OF THESE MEN AND WOMEN DYING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE SAD OVER ANNA NICOLE SMITH? RARELY. YES, IT'S VERY SAD THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED AT 39.... BUT THERE ARE ANOTHER 3000+ MEN AND WOMEN DYING AT A MUCH YOUNGER AGE DOING MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS THAN SELLING TRIM SPA AND HITTING EVERY TABLOID IN THE COUNTRY. THEYRE OVER THERE SELFLESSLY... DYING FOR THE GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY. IT'S SAD THAT ANNA N

I Spent All That Time........
I met her when I was 17, she was 15. It was something that Ive never seen before or experienced. Truly the most beautiful, funny amazing girl I had ever met. We started dating shortly after we met and instantly fell in love...certainly our first. About a yr into our relationship she became pregnant, I was then 18 and her, 16. Suddenly everything stopped...everything changed. The smiles, the hugs,the talks, and cetainly all the fun. We were always the "it" couple but now we were two kids making 3.35 an hour and a 16 yr old pregnant. I remember....(sighs)...working a very rare Sat. night at Burger King, I was outside sweeping in the rain...her dad walks right up to me and says "If I ever see you with her again, your going to jail"...my life completely changed. It get worse....The next day I learn she's going to have an abortion...ok so now I have at the time was the most amazing gf I have had ever seen or known, for sure the very first time I was in love and now I'm facing jail,a gf I ca

Omg
I thought I was gonna end up with whiplash this afternoon as I was coming home from work.....where I live I have to stop on a main road to turn off onto my road.......I was sitting there with my blinker on, and I always keep an eye in my rearview mirror, because I have been rearended more than once, and it is NOT fun lol......I see this truck FLYING up to me.........He was showing NO signs of stopping, he was getting closer and closer and my mind was saying fucking move it bitch LOL.........I was not gonna sit there and let him run all over me, so I started to put on the gas and he was RIGHT on me, and he swerved like some crazy person, his whole truck went to one side, and I was like I am gonna KICK your fucking ass if you even put a scratch on my car...Well he did not hit me, lucky him! I would have kicked that fuckers ass.....Damn I hate to end a work day like that LOL

Who Are You
You came to me in a dream I mearly brushed you off as an obscure scene Rejection would not sit well within your soul This I Quickly found out as I began to fold I am being tormented by your presence Every minute, every hour every day every dream Please let me rest in silence You are a blood spatterd goddes of war I have never wanted you more You have raped me of my sanity And you would not leave me be You are a heavnly ghost Sent to incarcerate the demon in my soul You are a being of magnificent beuty And it is only you that my heart sees But now when I see the magnificent beuty you possess I am without words or even breath What have you done to me oh vibrant beuty Why must I suffer like this Please grant me this one wish I beg of you to release me of your spell Or tell me you'll keep me forever with your forbidden kiss

The Big Satan America
ANOTHER FAILURE OF THE BIG SATAN AMERICA AND PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH! LOL! OH, AND WHO GAVE THEM THE MATERIALS THEY NEEDED TO MAKE NUKES IN THE 1ST PLACE?! BILL CLINTON AND THE LIBERALS. BILL CLINTON ALSO FORCED ISRAEL TO GIVE UP PRECIOUS LAND TO THE ARAB SAVAGES. OH YA, AND ANOTHER "SMALL THING." HE COULD'VE HAD OSAMA 2 TIMES, BUT HE DIDNT! OH YA, AND HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN AL QUEIDA ATTACKED THE TOWERS THE 1ST TIME IN 1993, AND WHEN THEY ATTACKED AMERICAN EMBASSIES! HOW THE HELL HE IS KNOWN AS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN AMERICA IS SHOCKING TO ME! UNLESS THERE IS SOMETHING I DONT KNOW!

The Dark Carnival
The Dark Carnival While its name invokes some disturbing intentions, the truth is the Dark Carnival, described through the 6 Joker Card albums, is a representation of Death. Nothing can really describe what it really is better than these lyrics... "...Now we been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives People have fuckin sworn to us they too can feel it inside What is it that draws you in? This magic that compels you? We've been waiting six fuckin Joker Cards to finally tell you The messages and hints were there, although, most never picked up on em We snuck em in subliminally with that wicked shit around em We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card The bottom line, always the same, you ain't have to look hard We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get wit it, and then we don't preach it flat out" "'Cause some ninjas don't wanna get wit 'cha They quick to forget 'cha without the hatchet and gat out So we rose the hatch

Douma
Douma-The Angel of Silence And of the Stillness of Death.Douma is also the tutelary angel of Egypt, prince of Hell, and angel of vindication. The Zohar speaks of him as having "tens of thousands of angels of destruction" under him, and as being "chief of demons in gehinnim(i.e., Hell) with 12,00 myriads of attendants, all charged with the punishment of the shouls of sinners." [rf. Muller, History of Jewish Mysticism.] In the Babylonian legend of the descent of Istar into Hades, Douma shows up as the guardian of the 14th gate. [Rf. forlong, encyclopedia of Religions.] Douma is a popular figure in Yiddish folklore. I. B. Singer's Short Friday(1964), a collection of stories, mentions douma as a "thousand-eyed angel of death, armed with a fiery rod or flaming sword."

One Of The Ideas To Have A Sexy Day
Whether the Valentine in your life is new, familiar, or make believe, you can have a Valentines Day full of hot sensuality. Adventure and exploration; the exotic and the new -- these are things that almost always get the inner lust bunny hopping. So let's start with travel. The latest global sex news suggests that the good sex fairy visits some places more than others. For example Ibiza, that sexy little Mediterranean island off the East coast of Spain; whether you're single or plural, it has one of those "island of love" reputations -- which may be why it has attracted some recent research. As it turns out, about half the singles (as in people not traveling with sex partners) who visit Ibiza have sex while they're there. Those are pretty good numbers. To arrive at these numbers, researcher Mark A. Bellis with Liverpool England's Center for Public Health asked about 1500 young singles who had just returned from the naughty island, what recreational activities they'd been up to. And

Damn!
I drift away to a place Another kind of life Take away the pain I create my paradise Everything I felt was against the wall What used to be yours isn't yours at all Falling apart and all that I'm asking Is it a crime, am I over reacting? he's under my skin Just give me something to get rid of him I've got a reason not to bury this alive Another little white lie So what you had didn't fit among the pretty things Never fear never fear I know I'm not dead Braids have been tied as ribbons fall away Leave your heart of glass I'll take your place Falling apart and all that I question Is this a dream or is this my lesson he's under my skin Just give me something to get rid of him I've got a reason not to bury this alive Another little white lie I don't believe Ill be alright I don't believe Ill be okay I don't believe how you've thrown me away I do believe you didn't try I do blame you for every lie When I look in your eyes I

Some Info
Satan and Lucifer Lucifer("light giver") erroneously equated with the fallen angel (Satan) due to a misreading of Isaiah 14:12: "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning," an apostrophe which applied to Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon . It should be pointed out that the authors of the books of the Old Testament knew nothing of fallen or evil angels, and do not mention them, although, at times, as in Job 4:18, the Lord "put no trust" in his angels and "charged them with folly," which would indicate that angels were not all that they should be. The name Lucifer was applied to Satan by St. Jerome and other Church Fathers. Milton in Paradise lost applied the name to the demon of sinful pride. Lucifer is the title and principal character of the epic poem by the Dutch Shakespeare, Vondel (who uses Lucifer in lieu of Satan), and a principal character in the mystery play by Imre Madach, The Tragedy of Man. Blake pictured lucifer in his illustrations to Dante. George M

Annabel Lee By Edgar Allan Poe
Annabel Lee It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of ANNABEL LEE; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me. I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee; With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven Coveted her and me. And this was the reason that, long ago, In this kingdom by the sea, A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling My beautiful Annabel Lee; So that her highborn kinsman came And bore her away from me, To shut her up in a sepulchre In this kingdom by the sea. The angels, not half so happy in heaven, Went envying her and me- Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea) That the wind came out of the cloud by night, Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee. But our love it was stronger by far than the love Of those

Old Lady
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... My bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by t

From Love, Life, And Some Idea For Valentine Day!
The fist public blog.Valentine day..14th of February..A day that means love, feels in heart, you in love, and you try to make this day perfect for your love..Be beauty if means this, but till today, the day is changed..Valentine day now a MUST day, i must send card, i must buy flower, i must buy big present! The first is so sad, but the money..But who make this?..We..We are accepting this..I not! I not say, not buy present, flower, and make the day perfect..But not only tomorrow, not only on 14th of February! You love him or her? REALLY?..Show it every day and every way! Not the money make happy your love! The feels make her him happy, to feel it, you love him or her! What i say?..A kiss, a minute to see in the eyes and whispering: I love you! This is more than any diamond or 100 rose! A poem, a message, mail you write her him what she he means for you, if you write it trully, means everything! And a dance with him her in home, maybe in the garden, why not, under the skys,dancing for

Well My Turn!
I need some help now. I am at my limit for rating pics and blogs and everything else. I need some help getting to the next level. Here's how anyone can help: Apparently I am retarded or something and cannot get my pics to come on here. I have to send them to someone's email to let them view my pics. If someone could plese help me get my pics on here I would be ever so grateful. Another way is to help me level up by rating pics and other various things. I have rated many of your pics here and now I need some help. Please? I would like to thank each and everyone of you now for any help that I can get from you. I have been on here for quite some time and helped out alot of you all and now I asking for the same. I am not ver y good at asking but I am here doing so! Thank you for your time!

Saint Valentine's Day
The History and Meaning of Saint Valentine's Day Saint Valentine was a Roman who was killed for his faith on February 14, 269 A.D. He had refused to worship pagan gods, and some stories say he was a priest who would marry young couples in secret who loved each other but who did not have parental permission. In 496, his 'saint day' was established. He is associated with love because he fell in love with the daughter of his jailer, and would pass notes to her. His final note, before he was executed, read 'from your Valentine'. In Italy, with its romantic and religious roots, St Valentine's Day became the traditional day to be engaged. Young Romans would spend this day gathered together in gardens to listen to romantic poetry and music. As with many holidays, the celebration of St. Valentine's Day became a mixture of the new Christian rites as well as the older pagan rites of that same time of year. St. Valentine's Day happened to fall on the Roman festival of Lupercalia. Th

Kids.......again!
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. 1. Don't change horses................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the.............bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...........Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of.....termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but.......how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ........looks dirty. 7. No news is......................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ...............Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ..........math. 10. If you lie

Some Things About Me
here we go, if you wish to know.... 1. Where is your dad right now? In his bed, 84 now and still going strong. 2. last time you talked to your crush? Didn't yet, should send a Valentine's Card 3.What's the last thing you ate? Supper 4. what color is your watch? black with silver marks 5. what kind of phone do you have? double house wireless phone. 7.Where does your best friend work? Works for the Dutch Taxes (IRS) just like me. 8. What are you listening to right now? nothing 9. What do you smell like? I hope not too bad, planning to take a shower later. 10. what color are your eyes? Kind of grey 11. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? no, don't even know what this is 12. What color are your bedroom walls? A lot of soft colors, vague flowers 13. Do you have a chair in your room? in this room I have, not in the bedroom 15. Do you know anyone who is engaged? Do people still do that? I never was. 17. Do you know someone named Betsy? The

More Bad News
Its been one hell of a week for me. My motherhas been in hospital since 4 th of feb. she went it with a severe chest problem. ( fluid in her lung )and she was scheduled for an exploratory operation today ( tuesday ). but surgeon did not perform it as she was not stong enough due to having a slight heart attack last week. which noone detected. Operation is now scheduled for next week.

Woman Terminology 101 Lol
WORDS ONLY WOMEN USE 1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before decidin

On My Mind And Definitely In My Dreams
In My Dreams There was a time some time ago When every sunrise meant a sunny day, oh a sunny day But now when the morning light shines in It only disturbs the dreamland where I lay, oh where I lay I used to thank the lord when I'd wake For life and love and the golden sky above me But now I pray the stars will go on shinin', you see in my dreams you love me Daybreak is a joyful time Just listen to the songbird harmonies, oh the harmonies But I wish the dawn would never come I wish there was silence in the trees, oh the trees If only I could stay asleep, at least I could pretend you're thinkin' of me 'Cause nighttime is the one time I am happy, you see in my dreams We climb and climb and at the top we fly Let the world go on below us, we are lost in time And I don't know really what it means All I know is that you love me, in my dreams I keep hopin' one day I'll awaken, and somehow she'll be lying by my side And as I wonder if the dawn is really breakin' She

If We Don't Talk
Ok peep if I don't talk to you regulary then I'm deleting you....I'm not in a popularity contest and not here jus for numbers...I'm here to make friends...so I'm going thro my friends now....and del all the peep I don't talk to atleast on a wkly. Thanks

The Shape Of A Day
Some days, everything just works perfectly. Not especially because I plan in advance and every detail plotted out takes place at the right time in the right way, but because events unfold the way I need them to. All the parallel worlds connected to all the people I interact with just slot into each other like cogwheels in a well oiled machine. I myself have just a rough idea of what I want to do and just get started without thinking too much about it. Obstacles move out of my way before I even notice they were there, timetables interlock to make everything flow like it had been planned in advance. These days I imagine to be shaped like a circle. Little dents if you look close enough at the perimeter, but perfectly circular when viewed from a distance. On other days, especially when I have a distinct image of how I want something to take place, and I push too much to get what I want, nothing works out. Even other people get in trouble and don't get their plans going. Things are calle

Jaha Is Hosting His First Contest - Most Creative Salute
This may have been done in the past, but as of right now I can't find anything on CT that is the same. I do respect other members so I checked first. That said, I will be taking submissions for your most CREATIVE salute. 1. This does NOT have to be approved by the bouncers, but it should be legit by community standards. 2. My fiancee, Bella, is a graphics art and design major. She can tell if a photo has been digitally altered. NO PHOTOSHOP FAKES 3. This will be an interesting point system. Ratings are weighed DOUBLE, 1 point per comment, 2 points per rate. 4. Any rating is a point, so please, knock off the down-ratings. 5. You may promote this contest ANY WAY possible. Blasts, stickies, happy hours (that a little extreme, but plausible), blogs, MuMMs (be respectful of people though). Please leave a comment on this bulletin, leave a Private Message, or a shout to submit. I will not rip your photo (i find that disrespectful) or try to guess what you want to use.

Im Cleaning Out My Friends & Fans
Hey Friends & Fans , I decided to clean out my friends & fans in here because I have friends & fans that never ever speak to me or rate me at all. I like a friend to be a friend , not just to be added on as a friend to get points & expecting me to rate them . Most of my friends are wonderful , so just I'm getting rid of people thats just sitting in my list for nothing . So , To my true friends & fans , Thanks Yall are the best!!! Love ya , Lisa

Who I Would Like To Meet!!
I would like to meet people who like to have fun...People that are not concerned with the way i look....people that want to know more about "ME"....people that are NOT looking to get laid on the first date....People who are not boring....People that have some of the same interests as me...People that understand that i have a 4 yr old daughter that comes first and when i have the time to go out i will..I think that sums it up so if you qualify send me a message

Marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The li

Just Me
Well I want to start off by saying that i am a BBW..I have a great personality, easy to get along with oh and lets not forget that im also hot lol...Im happy with who I am...I have high confidence in myself...So with all that being said if you are someone that does not like BBW's then do not waist my time...For the ones that do like BBW's then feel free to drop me a line and know that u will have a complete package when you do lol :)

Vote For Michelle
Could ask all my friends and family to help vote for Michelle in the Valentines Contest she needs all the votes she can get right now. Your help would be greatly appreciated by Michelle. Thanks Willie

A Little Irish Humor
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said,

The Search
www.hostdrjack.com A PLEA SENT FORTH FROM A HEART THOUGHT BARE CRYING SO SOFTLY FROM PAIN AND DESPAIR A SOUL THOUGHT CURSED FOREVER TO ROAM ALWAYS TO WANDER YET SEEKING A HOME FOREVER FREE OF DARKNESS AND STRIFE, A FRIEND AND A LOVER A PARTNER IN LIFE. A HARMONIOUS BONDING OF BODY AND MIND A PERFECT UNION THROUGH OUT ALL TIME. NO OTHERS VOWS, WE PLEDGE OUR OWN. TWO SOULS ENTWINED AND NEVER ALONE. FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH YOU I'M BOUND INVISIBLE THREADS OF LOVE WE HAVE WOUND YOU BECKON ME SOFTLY INTO YOUR EMBRACE MY EYES THEY REST UPON YOUR SWEET FACE A LIFETIME TOGETHER WE'VE COMMITTED TO SHARE AN INVISIBLE CLOAK OF LOVE WE NOW WEAR.

Opening To One Of My Stories
As the fighting continued sparks flew across the sky lighting the night, both fighters weary with fatigue as their epic battle raged on. "Even if you strike me down my victory is complete." said the White Knight. "And with my last breath, I will kill you and honor will be avenged." said the Black Knight. Both knights fighting for honor with every breath. Swords clash as bone and sinew move like a deadly symphony. Utter hatred kept these two going, hatred that god could not stop. Both began to chant, "Our life for honor, our blood for hatred, our heart for love, we will both die here my brother." As a lone woman watched the battle she wept with the breaking of her heart. That's all I wanted to put up, let me know what you think and I might start doing this on a regular basis.

Bribe For Comments!!
Heyyy there....so heres the bribe If you guyz get me ahead by tomorrow ill open up my private pics to everybody!! So come by and comment bomb my pic!! I dunno if its a great bribe, but its all I could think of hehe.....so heres the link: Click and Comment!! Hope to see u all there....if i get enough votes ill open em up for all.... Thanks, LUV YA! oh sorry to my already family uve already seen em, but ill try to add some more when my computer is fixed again!! ~Cindy

To A Great Woman.
You defied the odds. A black woman during the late 60's and 70's married to an unskilled, uneducated man and 2 kids to cloth, feed and provide shelter for. You defied the odds. A black woman who's husband was hooked on heroin, but you rescued him and helped him beat his addiction. You raised 2 black men your husband and your son, a son who for the MOST PART, kept his nose clean and stayed out of trouble, a son who ALSO defied the odds, never having joined a gang, never having gotten hooked on drug, cigarettes or liquor, never been shot or stabbed, never did hard time although living in one of the most NOTORIOUS boroughs in New York City. I am forever grateful for the seeds you've sewn. You defied the odds. A black woman during the 70's who was strong willed and for her people who wore and afro and dashiki, who espoused the teachings of the Panthers, but still you steadily climbed the corporate later. It was YOU who kept the family together, YOU were the GLUE, OUR ... BIG MAMA

My Seduction Style...so True
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?

What Does Love Mean?
What Does Love Mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: _____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 (I love this one) _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Sensitive Rednecks..
Three Rednecks were working high up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete and KC. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are." >>>Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.

Far From Home
Young, Afraid and Far From Home At the airport there have been many new graduates of basic training coming to Fort Stewart. 99% of them don't look to be old enough to be shaving yet..but they are old enough to go into combat. Last week at 4:45 my husband calls and tells me a severe storm is on it's way and I should think of leaving my USO booth a bit earlier than usual. I decide to take his advice because I'm terrified of storms and don't want to be driving home in bad weather. So I begin taking the stuff off the counter and putting it up in the back room. I come out of the back room and there before me is a young man in an Army uniform. He has been waiting in the reception room for the shuttle to Fort Stewart. I smile at him and ask him if there's something I can do for him? He looks down at his boots and says, " Well, mam..see..I just got out of AIT and Fort Stewart is going to be my first duty station. And well..I wanted to talk to my mama, but her cell phone is off and I d

Blue Sky
FEATHERY KISSES BRUSH AGAINST MY LIPS SO SOFT I THOUGHT THEY WERE IMAGINED. I LOOK INTO EYES AS DARK AS A RAVEN AND SEE ONLY A GLIMPSE OF WHAT SECRETS THEY SHELTER, WHAT FEARS THEY HIDE. YOU PRESS YOUR CHEEK TO MINE AND HOLD IT THERE AS IF WE ARE ONE, AND FOR THAT ONE FLEETING MOMENT WE ARE, SO CLOSE EVEN OUR HEARTS ARE SYNCHRONIZED AND I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD FLOW IN ONE STREAM, WHAT IS THIS BOND THAT HAS MERGED US AS SURELY AS AN UNTAMED WATER THAT HAS EDDIED AT OUR FEET TO REST, LONG WALKS WITH HANDS AND THOUGHTS INTERTWINED, A KNOWING LOOK MEANT ONLY FOR EACHOTHER IN A CROWDED ROOM, A PASSION UNTAMED BUT FELT AS NEW EACH TIME, YOU HAVE OPENED ME SO ENTICINGLY AS IF I WERE THE RAREST GIFT, YOU HAVE NURTURED ME SO I HAVE GROWN , FED BY YOUR TENDER CARE , EACH DAY YOU HELP ME TO SEE THE WONDERMENT IN THIS LIFE , AND BEING WITH YOU MAKES MY SKY FOREVER BLUE.

Hey Hey All
THIS IS AN AWESOME ROOM IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE AND COME IN AND HAVE SOME FUN IF WE GET SOME PPL IN HERE THEN MAYBE IT WILL BE BUMPIN COME ON IN AND BRING SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS AND GET TO KNOW US GIVE US A CHANCE REQUEST SONGS U WANT TO HEAR I AM ON AIR FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS AND WILL PLAY YOUR REQUEST AND THAT GOES FOR EVERY DJ IN THIS ROOM SO I WILL SAY IT AGAIN GIVE US A CHANCE AND JOIN IN ON OUR ROOM BRING YOUR FRIENDS. MAYBE I CAN BRIB U ALL U COME GIVE US A CHANCE THEN I WILL MAKE SOMETHING FOR U IN RETURN JUST CLICK THIS PICTURE BELOW TO COME TO THE CANDY SHOP.

Hey All U Cherrrrrrrrrrrries
can ya show a lil love contest ends tomorrow.....i return the fave even if a ty a gift or some love on uu'r page in gallery or what have ya.....let me know who u r, leave me an e-mail and i will give back in return what i recieve......contest ends tomorrow....A comment A rate or commetn bomb up to you....rates and comments count, as it is added up in the end *wink* heres the link so go hard go slow go soft or don't go...hahahaha

This Is True
To All The Kids Who Survived the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! (cute email) Email | Unknown | Unknown Posted on 05/18/2005 9:07:02 AM PDT by LIConFem TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

How Sarcastic Are You ?
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?

My Friend Kimmy Needs Your Rates For This Contest... Please Spare Five Seconds? She Is Sooo Close Now!
We just need 13 more ratings to be tied!! Please!!! I have 11s to give out to anyone who rates or gets people to rate the pic! (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-13 13:55:44') (repost of original by '~SPICY CAJUN PRINCESS ~READ MY PROFILE~' on '2007-02-13 14:01:26') (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-13 14:08:43')

The Genie
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. so... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed,

Bar Joke 3
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

What Is Your Idea Women?
Okay u guys out there....If U could create the women of your dreams..(NOT BY LOOKS)...Describe what the most important things about her would be?? And what the less importance thing would be??

Bar Joke 2
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

Love From Afar
Why does the heart have to lead you to someone so far away? I have been talking to this wonderful man and would so love to be able to get in the car, drive to his place, then grab him and never let him go! I know the heart knows no boundaries, and will have you fall for what you can't get a hold of right now. He has the sexiest voice and makes me weak in my knees. I feel like a school girl when I look at his page and wonder if I will ever get to touch the man of my dreams.......I look at all the happy couples around my city and often wonder if I will be one of them, I hate coming home to an empty house and not having that special someone say to me "How was your day, baby?".....and then put his arms around me and hold me tight till the stress of the day fades away. So, for now I will let my feelings be known in my blog and feel comfort knowing he is reading this........so until we are in each others arms I can only dream.

Bar Jokes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home

Lol
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's".

I Really Need A Job...
Guy Cooper guy.c.cooper@gmail.com TECHNICAL SKILLS Operating Systems: Microsoft Windows 2000 and XP Microsoft Windows Server 2000 and 2003. Free BSD, Solaris, Red Hat, Mandrake, Windows 95/98/NT Databases: SQL 2000 Server, MS Access General Software: Microsoft Office Professional 2000 and 2003, Norton Antivirus Server, Norton Antivirus Client, Norton Antivirus for Exchange, Ghost 8.0, Whatsup Gold, Adobe Acrobat Pro, Remedy, Veritas 8.0, Harristat , Rentina, WSUS, Websense, Pearl, Cisco Works, Windows Share Point Server Routing/Switching: Cisco Router 1760, 2600, 2800, 3600, 3745, PIX Firewall 501, 515, 515E Cisco Switches 2950, 3550, 3650, 4500 Services DNS, DHCP, WINS, AD, Exchange, Domain Controllers, RAS, TAC ACS, SNMP, Cisco Call Manager Clearance Currently maintains a U.S. Government Secret Clearance since 1997 EMPLOYMENT HISTORY Network Administrator ITT Camp Bucca, Iraq 06/06 to Present Provided network administration and telephony

I Need A Job...
Guy Cooper guy.c.cooper@gmail.com OBJECTECTIVE To secure a career in the Information Technology field HIGHLIGHTS OF QUALIFICATIONS • Over six years experience as Network Analyst • Adept at defining customer requirements and meeting their needs • Able to make difficult decisions in stressful situations • Excellent teacher/trainer, patient and effective when working with a wide range of personalities • Successful in learning and comprehending new systems and methods • Extensive knowledge and experience with Remedy • U.S. government SECRET security clearance RELEVANT SKILLS NETWORK ANALYST/TROUBLE-SHOOTING • Supervised the installment and operation of multiple WANs with over 600 routers, firewalls, switches and servers • Hand selected to provide on-site assistance to dozens of network control facilities in hostile environment • Designed and implemented network policies that resulted in savings of over $1 million of bandwidth costs on a quarterly basis • Created

Funny
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care".

Redneck Valentine
Redneck Valentine Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a pla

Me
One woman sitting alone wondering what life will throw at her next She is a daughter and a mother; she is trying so hard to be her best, But every now and again she sits and wonders why? All she has ever wanted was to reach for the sky. She has a heart of gold and gives her love freely to who needs her. Everyday she waits for news of friend from somewhere in the world Sitting waiting for someone- somewhere to take the pain away Waking up mornings crying and saying “no not again” She dreams of Tuscany and where she can sit and write Sun on her back and watch the birds in flight. Rolling hills and olive groves with fields of green She’s never been but it’s her dream and wonder if she can make its come true. But for now she will carry on as before and love her kids whom she adores. She is a friend that you all can depend.. She will be there and try and open doors. This woman has a lot of ideas and hope and dreams. And sometimes just sometimes she may come across weary Ju

Funny
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second man

Help Please!!
Hey everybody, My comp. is stil not fixed...grrrrrrrr.......hehe But i still really need your help in my contest!! PLEASE Come by and leave some comments!! I really appreciate it....im sorry i cant really tell who has been helping me out lately!! But THANK U VERRYY MUCHHH!!!!! I hope I can be back soon!! LINK: Click on da pic and Comment!! LUV YA ALL! ~CINDY

Best M.i.l.f. On Ct Contest !
~ Okay Best M.I.L.F. On CT Contest ~~ I'm having a M.I.L.F. contest so i need a lot of ladys for this Winners will get 2 prizes each and everyone else will get 1 Contest will start on the 2/16 thur 2/23 Want in send me ur pic link to my inbox. thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! Maria ~!~......Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Baby Boomer Hits... Gotta Luv Em!
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits and looking really old, with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedu

My Friend,keep Faith
FORWARD A person does not survive by bread alone. Life requires other things, and Faith and Love are amongst them. For many, perhaps for all, they are the only important things we have that keep us going each morning as we awake and each night as the sunsets. “Keep the Faith,” brings inspiration to people’s lives and a direction to follow. This poetry will show you that there is a reason to follow the words of God. Love yourself as God loves you. Life is meaningless unless you can love, be happy and bring your happiness to others. As you read these poetry, you will see a completely new meaning of life. In addition, Faith will once again be apart of your life.

Friendship
I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE, Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always-sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass This is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask?

A Redneck Valentine
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL MY REDNECKS OUT THERE. > Subject: Redneck Valentine Love Poem from a man to a woman. > > > Collards is green > my dog's name is Blue > and I'm so lucky > to have a sweet thang like you. > > Yore hair is like cornsilk > a-flapping in the breeze > Softer than Blue's > and without all them fleas. > > You move like the bass, > which excite me in May. > You ain't got no scales > but I luv you anyway. > > Yo're as satisfy'n as okry > jist a-fry'n in the pan. > Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" > right out of the can. > > You have som'a yore teeth, > for which I am proud; > I hold my head high > when we're in a crowd. > > On special occasions, > when you shave under yore arms, > well, I'm in hawg heaven, > and awed by yore charms. > > Still them fellers at work, > they all want to know, > what I did to deserve > such a purdy, young doe. > > Like a good roll of duct tape > yo're there fer yore man, >

The Cowboy
A Cowboy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a While and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, he? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "We

Wtf
what the fuck is wrong with this city. I filed to be a parks enforcement officer with the city ( 4 times) and all those 4 times I never got a response, until now. They made up some bull about education, experience, etc. What the hell experience do you need? I got a degeee, Im a volunteer nypd police officer. I dont get it...

The Doors
All these doors and choices are opening up, which door to take, what way to go? If I open up this one another two open, if I close this one two get locked and I get knocked. Flat on my ass, what can I grasp? Nothing can make a change, now its gone and its going quick, and fast. If I follow my heart, will shit fade or last? Only time tells what'll repeat and what'll last.

Total Dick That Has No Respect For The Military
This guy is a total asshole that has no respect for people in the military! He thinks he's better than them because he's a pastry chef. chefcarter: haha i dont need money to know im better than him...i just know that im better than him and get paid better ->chefcarter: omg, you think your better than him cause your a fucking pastry chef. wow your fucking retarded. it's not about money you fucking idiot chefcarter: haha dont get me started babe...i won the national and world junior pastry chef competition when i was 18, now im the 4th youngest pastry chef to be considered for the coupe de monde team, i will be making more by the time im 30 than your fiance will in 1 ->chefcarter: he's made something of his life, what have you done? chefcarter: haha yep im sure, thats why he chose a field in which he will come back with a great shot at running a car wash ->chefcarter: he had a million choices unlike you chefcarter: no he chose it because he had no other choice -

I Think I Have An Unhealthy Obsession
With junk food. I'm constantly eating, yet I always stay about 125 - 130 pounds, no matter how much I eat. Well.. IF I don't eat junk food, I usually can drop to 120 or so. Today, i'm inhibiting Gobstoppers and bottlecaps, All chewable, suckable candy to distract myself from wanting to smoke a cigarette. And I'm a little too ill to be smoking (hackcoughcoughhack)So i'm stowed up, drinking cranberry juice, having the heater directly on me, ignoring charlene as she bitches at me wanting to wear the beanie i'm wearing, when she has a blue and black one next to her bed. Yet she likes the one i'm wearing, and has decided she's going to whine until she gets this one. Ah yeah. Another unhealthy obsession- Hanging around with people that piss me off. -_- On a daily basis.

Funeral Procession
Funeral Procession A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long >black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I>know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" > > "My husband's." > > What happened to him?" > > The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." > > She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" > > The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence p

Do Men Really Think Us Women Are Stupid?
I mean honestly? why do they try to lie to us even tho we know that they are fucking lying? Even when you tell them you want the truth and that just like we tell children you'll be in less trouble if u don't lie! I just fucking don't get it! I'm so sick of being lied to when i know the goddamn truth! I just wanna hear it and not have you play fucking games with me! Gah ok i'll end my rant now!

Good Memories
When David was little we went to the circus. I can't remember much of the circus itself.. except he was all smiles and laughing. And we rode the elephant together :) I know the pic below isn't the best, but a friend saw us and took it. It was just a night for us 2 guys. His mom refused to go.. said she hated the circus as a kid and wouldn't go now. So even that is a good memory and positive for me.. because we DID go... just the 2 of us. And It reminds me that I am a good Dad..because you do stuff for your kids even if they aren't things you like.

Vicious Rumours
You feel the knife stuck in your back You feel it twist and you hear it crack Can't make a sound for the sudden pain You wish your blood were Novocaine You see the smoke and you feel the flak You're burning up and you're turning black They say you fell and you hit your head Your other bun is Whitenbread Vicious rumours, paranoic fears Sonic boomers ringing in your ears All of this is getting normal now You'll never go back to your farming plough Vicious rumours You're right at home back at William's flat You heard a sound you turned and shot your cat Your hands are shaking, everybody sees And there's a rhythm drumming in your knees You return into a foreign night Inside you know something is just not right Sometimes you duck when you see your pet Canary turned into a Sabre jet Shocked consumer - you're just an average guy Swelling tumor pushing on your eye And now you know why all the headaches come And why you're getting progressively numb Vicious ru

From A Very Special Person
> What would you do > if every time you > wanted someone > they would never be > there? > > What would you do > if for every moment > you were truly happy > there would be 10 > moments of sadness? > > What would you do > if your best friend > died tomorrow and > you never got to tell > them how you felt? > > > So, I just wanted to > say, even if I never > talk to you again in > my life, you are > special to me and > you have made a > difference in my > life. > > I look up to you, respect you, and > truly cherish you. > > Send this to all your > friends, no matter > how often you talk, > or how close you > are, and send it to > the person who sent > it to you. > > Let old friends know > you haven't > forgotten them, and > tell new friends you > never will. > > Remember, > everyone needs a > friend, someday you > might feel like you > have NO FRIENDS > at all, just > remember this > e-mail and take > comfort in knowing > somebody out

A Simple Quote
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister, Tony Blair's, words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ..... and how many want out. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G.I. One died for your soul, . . . the other for your freedom."

Men Have Know Respect For Us Women!!
Men have know respect for us lady's! They only think about 1 fucken thing, you know what im talken about. They try so hard get in are pant's, rather try get pussy than love us for who we are! I say fuck men who need's them. I date some guy on here thought would be sweet heart, shit he was a player, every time left he would flirt with other women just get them join his new lounge room!! He was so rude, the only thing had on his mind was my ass and pussy. And he said he loved me, which i new was a lie!!

Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull shit!" The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

Help Wanted
OK LOOK THIS CONTEST IM IN ENDS ON VDAY AT 7PM EST TIME. PLEASE SOME AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE. FOR ALL THAT COMMENT BOMB AT LEAST 250 THERE WILL BE A PRIZE GIVEN. PLEASE COME SHOW THE LOVE. CLICK THE LINK AND GET TO COMMENTING NOW. CLICK THE LINK AND START VOTING I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR, I ALWAYS DO. SO PLEASE HELP A FRIEND OUT. SO GO FOR IT SO YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A GIFT

Write Me A Poem
Write me a poem You said A pretty poem With birds singing Trees swaying in gentle breeze Butterflies fluttering in fragrant air Sun shining In sapphire sky Happy children playing In fields of rainbow flowers And cherry blossom snow Until the mystical moon tucks them in Their cozy beds and dreams A poem with fireflies Like dancing stars And... you know… ...Write me a poem like that You said But I cannot For my mind is oppressed With images of war Dying soldiers Never coming home Suicide bombers Guns and tanks Global warming Dying oceans Drying rivers Burning forests And souls who have given up So I cannot write your pretty poem My love

Lesbonics
>> > >Subject: Lesbonics >> > > >> > >1 . What do >>you call a pantry full of lesbians? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > A licker cabinet. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > A Klondyke. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > Militia Etheridge. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >> > Fur Traders. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > A Lickalotapuss. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > Well Hung. >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > >8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGene

I Wanna Know...
Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD

Who's Who
Who wrote the tune the songbird sings? Who made the diamonds we wear on rings? Who caused the snow and rain to fall? Who made spring, winter, summer and fall? Who gave man a woman to love? Who made the clouds and sky above? Who lights the stars and moon in the night? Who makes heaven and beyond so bright? Who gives us babies we follow till death? Who made us able to speak with our breath? Who gives us heroes willing to die? Who made the tears we shed as we cry. Who shows us hope and guides our way? The same one who loves us night and day

Weather!!
We are really getting hammered!! When this storm moves out of the area we'll have 20 plus inches of new snow!! About 15 degrees at 4:10PM with 40 MPH wind gusts!! If it is heading your way "Katy bar the door"!! Buy supplies and hunker down!! Grab a loved one and cuddle or snuggle depending on how well you know them!! Stay warm and safe and stay inside!!

The Hard Times [ For A Friend Here ]
for lovers going through hard times... It sometimes takes the hard times, to show how much I love you; Just how much I need to always have you near. And even though I know it, I still have to learn it. The hard times help to teach me, just how much I care. For when the hard times bring us back together We are always closer than before Then I realize I love you better, and I am Thankful for the hard times, that make me love you more. A lot of things can happen, if we go on together. We can't know just what, the future has in store. I'll love you in the glad times, the easy and the sad times. And even in the hard times, I will love you more. For when the hard times bring us back together We are always closer than before Then I realize I love you better, and I am Thankful for the hard times, that make me love you more.

Tis My Bday
on the 18 th which is this sunday .. hurrahhhh !! ill be a quarter of a century years old .. wow .!! never thought id make it this far .. im going to a fancy dress party on saturday which is luckily staggering distance from my house ..so plan to get absolutely wasted !! was gana go as cat woman but now am going as " THE QUEEN OF HEARTS " i will post pics monday no doubt !! hope you all have a great weekend !!!!! have a bday drink for me .. loves to ya all xxxxxx

Don't Talk Old To Me
Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather coats Those city auto parts and all my guns Don't talk old to me Don't talk so old to me Don't talk old to me tonight, tonight Don't tell me I should, I better, I can Don't talk old to me Don't shake that finger in my face no more Cuz I might bite it off and spit it on the floor Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk so old to me (Don't talk old to me) Don't talk old to me tonight, tonight Don't talk old to me (Don't talk old to me) Kill me psychologically (Psychologically) Don't talk old to me tonight Don't bark and I won't bite Won't bite Don't you bark Better get secure get my life insured Buy a house and car that run Better sell my bike, my leather Those city auto parts and all

Could You Help My Friend Out? Please?
Her bullitin: This is my final attempt to try and get more ratings. If I'm still far behind after this and the blog..then I'm done because it ends tomorrow. Anyways I even offered to give an 11 to everyone who rated our pic a 10 but so far it doesn't seem to be working. (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-12 11:49:08') (repost of original by 'BisexualVampyre ~*B&A Family Princess Bitch*~' on '2007-02-12 12:07:11') (repost of original by 'Kimmy (plz rate my profile & fan me plz)' on '2007-02-12 12:28:26')

Scrapper's Message
Cherries: We keep growing and growing and growing.....thanks for your support. I get dozens of emails a day asking how you can help. Here are a few tips. 1. Continue to welcome the new cherries. Help them out with any questions they have or tell them to stop by the CherryTAP Support Lounge. 2. Report or flag any NSFW content you see. You can report to a bouncer (Orange name). 3. Report any underage members you find slipping through the cracks to a bouncer (Orange name). We will delete immediately. 4. Refer your friends and family to the site. You earn 500 Cherry Bucks for each legit referral. 5. Block and Ignore anyone who is bumming your day. Please help keep the CT vibe chill and doing what you do. Have fun! Please repost!

Just Random Thinking
I realized something today about relationships especially romantic ones..and that is I don't always take my own advice lol I used to always tell my friend when she had a problem with her guy that as long as she has told him how she feels about a certain thing or what she wants or expects then he really should make an effort to be considerate of that and try to avoid within reason whatever he is doing or not doing that upsets her so much...that if he really cared he would make the effort. In her case it was him not calling when he said he would and not expressing his feelings like she needed. Well I've been guilty of the same thing as him, like today, not really considering the other person's feelings about something although he has told me, I heard him but didn't really try to be more careful and avoid it. And I do really really care about him. So what I've told her all this time isn't always true. It wasn't a major stumbling block but ya know what if it was and I just disregard

Bitter-sweet
The bitter sweet end to a days light is all one can take to find your smile. And though you've cried, because they have lied, nothing shall ever be good. But because you cry is all the more on why your smile is always beautiful. And the beauty of thought is all it will take to halt this bittersweet moment.

Use Some Manners Dammit!
Ok my little rant for the day! I can understand that this site is pretty much an attention whores paradise as well as a horny mans wonderland. BUT DAMN! If you want in my private folders you are gonna need to be on my friends list for one of htem and my family list for the other. THAT does not mean that as soon as I accept you as a friend, that you PM me telling me to add you to my family. That is one sure ass way to not only get you removed from my friends list, but also added to my block list! There's a reason why there are only 17 people on my family list out of the almost 500 on my friends list. Those 17 people I have either known all my life OR they have actually ttaken the time to get to know me as a person. Also, if you want me to comment bomb your pic in a contest or subscribe to a lounge....talk to me as a person first, hell atleast LOOK at my profile! If I think you're a cool person then you'll get my vote adn I'll do everything in my power to help you win

Wow, Good Lord!
Is it just me, or are there more gorgeous people on here today than anywhere else in the world? I have profiles stacked up so far, not sure if all this sex will crash my laptop or not! To all my friends and family.......thanks for readin' my blog......stay sooooo SEXY! love, Puppiee

Creature Of The Night(written By Dj Cowgirl)
Written By DJ Cowgirl First off I'd like to say my inspiration came from one of my friends. He didn't know it at the time, but I went through his pictures and got the inspiration. So TY *~�THEUNLOVED®�*~I may be away from my desk!*~DarkMoon Family~*~KOT~*, without your pictures I wouldn't have come up with this!!!!!!!!! Creature of the Night Internal Pain External Bleeding Eternal Shame Constantly Fleeing All she wanted was ever lasting love, But one night push came to shove. She met this guy and he seemed so right, Little did she know he was a creature of the night. Their eyes met, It was love at first sight. They wrapped their arms around each other and disappeared into the night. Internal Pain External Bleeding Eternal Shame Constantly Fleeing Her long, silky blonde hair Soon was stained red. Once he had laid her down on the sofa, It took maybe five minutes before he fed. Spraying her face with warm, crimson blood, The area

Dangling Thoughts
my mind wanders into realms of dangling thoughts unfinished continuances stories without ends particles of ideas unsharpened rules abandoned effects and moments of genius magical energy sweeps my dream webs from sleeping to living i’ve seen the power of creations experience and respect inner guidance possibilities so infinite and outcomes extreme sometimes it seems so incredibly important I feel my teeth clench in determination yet really it is all just dreams, just existence just playtime fatigued I rest on the points made by my perception and of course I wonder as my mind wanders into realms of mysterious unknowns waiting discovery of the words dangling mid air pending existence into another poem

Piece Of Peace
just to be that piece of mind and too maintain a peace of mind is being like the eyes of god contributing to the greater vision and an extraordinary way of life intending for the highest good compassion, kind, and joyful too I express my gratitude and love the life we live

A Pair Of Singles
Another one written by Heather and myself. Enjoyment of this confession As mastered in independent sway Brings about fulfillment More subtle than hearts convey A new intervention Revives the mundane Something which did not exist Until one very fine day When not seeking redemption For lessor sins than minds command beauty of an ordinary life Minus conflict and social demand Frees the mind of troubled thought Allowing stilled pain to disband As ego breathes its final gasp A calm and peace arrive And take you to a brand new place Where you're happy and alive Love emimantes from every pore What once was blocked can now soar Sailing smooth on sovereign seas The song, so singularly sweet Cannot compare to the fevered pitch Of when hearts in harmony meet As fear finds it's antidote And love unveils their cure A bliss of shared emotion In this vale of varied time Softly inspires a stirring need and makes the ordinary sublime Tenderly this gen

Creature Of The Night
First off I'd like to say my inspiration came from one of my friends. He didn't know it at the time, but I went through his pictures and got the inspiration. So TY *~�THEUNLOVED®�*~I may be away from my desk!*~DarkMoon Family~*~KOT~*, without your pictures I wouldn't have come up with this!!!!!!!!! Creature of the Night Internal Pain External Bleeding Eternal Shame Constantly Fleeing All she wanted was ever lasting love, But one night push came to shove. She met this guy and he seemed so right, Little did she know he was a creature of the night. Their eyes met, It was love at first sight. They wrapped their arms around each other and disappeared into the night. Internal Pain External Bleeding Eternal Shame Constantly Fleeing Her long, silky blonde hair Soon was stained red. Once he had laid her down on the sofa, It took maybe five minutes before he fed. Spraying her face with warm, crimson blood, The area around them began to flo

I Know Some Folks Like This
You're your own worst enemy You're a walking catastrophe You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed You butter your hand instead of the bread Drink enough coffee to wake the dead. You're doing 85 and the light is turning red The judge took your license and forbid you to drive And your heart is pumping bacon and you're barely alive You're your own worst enemy You're a walking catastrophe You're at war with yourself and nobody else You're a danger. You're a danger You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day You're your own worst enemy You're a walking catastrophe You're at war with yourself and nobody else You're a danger You're your own worst enemy You're a walking catastrophe You're at war with yourself and nobody else You're a danger. You're a danger To every stranger You're a mess Yes, yes

My Bang A Redneck / Country Girl Clothing Line
Click Here to visit the store Apparel Back to Top Bang A Redneck Ringer T$20.00 Bang A Redneck Men's Sleeveless Tee$20.00 Bang A Redneck Value T-shirt$12.00 Bang A Country Girl Tank Top$20.00 Bang A Redneck Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt$29.00 Bang A Country Girl Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt$29.00

Powder Faq
Lately I've been getting some Q & A messages from various people. Thought I'd create a too much information FAQ... I'll be adding to it as time goes on.Name: PowderBirthdate: Nov 10thBirthplace: Encino, CaAge: 35Height: 5'10"Weight: 155 poundsHair Color: BlondEye Color: BluePiercings: NoneTattoos: NoneDo you Smoke?: Not sense I was 13Do you Drink: Rarely or SociallyDo you want to get Married?: Haven't met anyone I'd want to Marry.Do you want Children?: NoFAVORITESFood: Steak, Cheeseberger, Mannicotti (Stuffed Pasta Shells), Tacos, etc.Colors: Black, Blue, Red & GreenAnimal: Cats, Dogs and Rabbits Drink: Diet Soda, Vitamin WaterAlcohol: MGD/MGD Light, Corona, Jack DanielsFast Food: Carl's Jr and Taco BellFavorite Movie: The Fifth ElementFavorite Types of Music: Alternative, Metal, Rock, etcWORKWhere do you work?: KSEXradioWhat are your duties?: Audio/visual tech, on rare occasion substitute co-hostFavorite Porn Star: Hmmm...Favorite Type of Porn Scene: Situation based (Naughty Teacher,

Ty Rubbersoul
The lovely RubberSoul submitted her funny picture of me. Now that's talent.. ty for your submission and I hope I get lots more.. I still don't have enough to do the contest! it ends this week..please please please ~Timmy~~

Birds Of Passage
Black shadows fall From the lindens tall, That lift aloft their massive wall Against the southern sky; And from the realms Of the shadowy elms A tide-like darkness overwhelms The fields that round us lie. But the night is fair, And everywhere A warm, soft vapor fills the air, And distant sounds seem near; And above, in the light Of the star-lit night, Swift birds of passage wing their flight Through the dewy atmosphere. I hear the beat Of their pinions fleet, As from the land of snow and sleet They seek a southern lea. I hear the cry Of their voices high Falling dreamily through the sky, But their forms I cannot see. Oh, say not so! Those sounds that flow In murmurs of delight and woe Come not from wings of birds. They are the throngs Of the poet's songs, Murmurs of pleasures, and pains, and wrongs, The sound of winged words. This is the cry Of souls, that high On toiling, beating pinions, fly, Seekin

...lies...
Well...guess what? In case anyone was wondering... lying creates loss of intimacy... it places blame somewhere else other than where it needs to be and the action of taking responsilbility is lost. I've found out that when the urge to lie becomes present... The best way to handle it is to simply stand up and tell the truth. Be a man/woman! Not some little 12 year old who is afraid of getting "in trouble." Yes...it may be hard to tell someone something that may possibly hurt them. But it's better than sowing seeds of mistrust and deceit...you'll be glad in the longrun. Anyways, that's all.

Ok So
im realy board and just feel like putting sumthing on here . hmmm what to say well i just read the new halo novel go me! i am curently at a friends house and every oe is asleep so im all alone and board as hell and no one will pick me up so im stuck here so yep... well that is all THE END!

Sometimes We Need To Sit Back And Take A Look Around Us
oh the colors the beautiful colors scarlet, crimson, violet beyond are ever greens of jungle, forest, and meadow grass pristine the water that flows within are creeks and riverlets I see the majesty of the land and its fertile loam where trees yield fruit and berries grow wild fragrant flowers fill the spaces nestled between the rows I hear the sound of laughter joyful fills the air playing and singing from the elders as little ones giggle and dance the sand is soft my feet are bare the air is warm and sweet this vision could be ancient this vision could be far off it may not be earth at all perhaps its heaven’s call maybe it’s the world I’d wished for the wonder land inside of me the fantastic beauty of what could be I open my eyes and look around there is amazing beauty all abound I am not lost, I am completely found in the world, I had created

Love
~A Cold Winters Night...~ staring out the window another lonely winters night... missing you...the part of me that makes everything seem right... i close my eyes and see your face those eyes i love so much... the ache i feel for you pains me as you i long to touch... i wonder if you think of me or feel anything i do? is it just my fantasy my wishing it were true? trapped in this lonely prison you...my one ray of light... my love for you i cling to thru the cold and endless night... If you choose to walk away i wont have loved in vain... the love and happiness you gave to me in my heart will always remain... where art thou gentle spirit? keeper of my soul..... do not yet abandon me youre all that makes me whole...

His Ex
today i got a phone call from my soon to be ex husband's ex wife and she wants me to talk to a detective about him... i just want to stay out of it and i dont really understand what is going on,then i left this afternoon came back and the detective called my house now im madwhat gives her a right to hand my number out to people?

I Am Bored...but Happy...(feb. 14'07)
50 random things about YOU 1. Where is your dad right now? NEW ZEALAND 2. last time you talked to your crush? IT’S BEEN DAYS…AND I MISS HIM.. 3.What's the last thing you ate? MOCHA CAKE 4. what color is your watch? SILVER 5. what kind of phone do you have? NOKIA 7.Where does your best friend work? SHE’S STILL A STUDENT LIKE ME..=) 8. What are you listening to right now? BOYS LIKE GIRLS -- thunder 9. What do you smell like? my scent: CLINIQUE HAPPY AND VICTORIA SECRET’S VANILLA LACE 10. what color are your eyes? BROWN 11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill? IVE DONE FIRE DRILLS, NOT SURE IF IT’S CHINESE OR WHAT.. 12. What color are your bedroom walls? MINES BORING --- CREAM 13. Do you have a chair in your room? YES 15. Do you know anyone who is engaged? NONE AT THE MOMENT 17. Do you know someone named Betsy? NO 18. What color is your mom's hair? BLACK 19. What shape is the engagement ring you want to get? hmmm…I still

You Wanna Kiss The Girl
You wanna kiss the girl You've gotta kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl Kiss the Girl, The Little Mermaid Sometimes a second seems like forever. As you bent your head, eyes locked on mine, giving me time to step back or turn my face slightly to offer my cheek… I could step back. I could avert my face. I could smile and shake my head no. I did none of the above. I waited. Big-eyed, you teased me later, apprehensive but determined. I could have turned my face and your lips would have pecked a platonic kiss of affection and we'd have gone back to our bantering and fencing with words. Perhaps. That wasn't an option, not any longer, was it? So I waited. As your face came closer I saw more clearly, for the first time at such close quarters or in such detail, that gash in your left eyebrow, a small scar where no hair grew– a childhood accident perhaps. Was your mother beside herself with protective fear when it happened, I wondered, in a flash of sympa

Love
please save my heart from the nothing i've become... tears refuse to flow feeling only numb.... all i have are "yesterdays" to fill my restless dreams... reminding me once more nothings as it seems... where is joy and laughter that used to fill my life? now just eerie silence that cuts you like a knife.... lonliness and heartache are all thats left behind... bittersweet memories of things that once were mine... grasping for a hand that will pull me back to life... filling me with hope again banishing the strife.... will there ever be a brighter day i can only pray... happiness returning taking hurt away...

Just For Posterity
I'm not removing my previous blogs...why you might ask? just because I want them there as a reminder to myself and others...I've made peace with myself and others...but I still want to remember what happens when I trust too much or I care too much...and I want people to realize that I'm not the same lil pushover I used to be...I will stand up for myself this time around...and I won't rely on other people to do it for me...I love all of you...and hopefully there will be no cause for any further problems or drama...have a happy valentines day everyone...I'm celebrating my 1 month anniversary with my bf...go us!!! lol

Hello All
I Just wanted to thank you all for the warm friendship and points. I recently put in a few more pics that u all may want to see. I also wanted to say I rate every pic i can on ur profile all 10s If i missed some let me know and all get to them asap. That all for now Peace Love and grrrr8 sex to all tech

Love
my love is poison turn from me... can't u see? we weren't to be? we are like Fire and Ice water and oil... never to be here in this world... things that have happened cannot be changed... no matter the view it's always the same... to love me it seems makes "monsters" of men... lieing and violent claiming Love even then... if that be "Love" i want no part... no more tears and pain from another broken heart...

Ever Wonder What Is Considered Nsfw?
What is considered NSFW (Not Safe For Work)? A photo is deemed NSFW if it is: 1)cleavage shot,no face,nsfw 2)butt shot,with or with out thong or clothes,nsfw 3)any sexual act,nsfw 4)any nudity,male or female,nsfw 5)drugs,of any kind,usage or pics of the drug,nsfw 6)text tags with vulgar or sexual content,nsfw 7)morbid pics,decapitations,and such. A pic of a face,or say a set of lips,thats fine,swim suits are fine,as long as body parts are not poking out,or is see thru. same with teddies and things,they are fine as long as tasteful and no nipples or vagina visible. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be MORE STRICT with those used as

Colors So Vivid And True
I'm writing from a steel cage Alone, By myself with no one to embrace putting age lines on my face with only a trace of love thats been embraced and then erased and somehow misplaced the mind body and soul encaged in an empty space like an animal locked down and then knocked down traveling through time medicated another peaceful moment and silent sounds brought down to the ground to be pushed around and then drowned only to be heard by the still so sit quietly and listen and hear what you will listen to your heart it knows how you feel the sun will shine through summer will arrive fresh and new and bring forth new life for me and you new love new growth from grey to blue colors so vivid and true thoughts you thought where gone will remind me of you and the things we used to do.

Erato Strike
It happens all the time. You read a poem. An image strikes you. There's no help for it, you have to write one too. Of definitions When ego fades to nothingness And soul hangs on the edge of something indefinable, Do you know where you are? Do you know who you are? In whispered directions In hissing of held breaths and gasps In joined climbing of a joyous peak How do you define The deed, the need, the outcome? Life worshipping life? When heart is full When speech is lost When a monsoon of sweat brings bodies to harvest in due time As hand meets hand and fingers flame caresses When the sanctity of Vedic chants infuses sweat- drenched murmurs, When kisses replace the one hundred and eight praises of divinity And heartbeats echo the tempo of temple bells As body worships body: What is prayer? What does it mean? A little death.

I Think I Have Lost It!!!
Do you ever feel as though you are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy or vice versa....I hit that point last week and now I have moved into complete insanity....I hate where I live, I hate my job and I have created so many problems for myself, I do not think I can escape them. I don't know if it is the intent of everyone around me to make me feel as though I have lost it or if I really have. Anyone want to join me in my craziness??

And As For My Sexy Pics....
AND YES AS FOR MY SEXY PICS THEY WILL BE TATSEFUL IM NOT A WHORE OR A SLUT I HAVE PRIDE IN MYSELF AND I WILL POST SOME, BUT NOT SURE WHEN..I HAVE TO HAVE THEM TAKEN FIRST...SO SCREW THE PEOPLE WHO THINK I SHOULDNT TAKE THEM...Tammy

Drinking Survey
1. What is your favorite beer? BUD ICE, CORONA (NOT REALLY A BEER DRINKING UNLESS IT'S MALT LIQUOR) 2. What is your favorite mixed drink? MUDSLIDES, WHITE RUSSIANS, MIDORI SOURS 3. What is your favorite shot? BUTTERY NIPPLE OR BLOWJOB 4. What will you NOT drink? JACK DANIELS, SOUTHERN COMFORT, JIM BEAN 5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? YEAH, I'LL ADMIT MY TOLERANCE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ANYMORE 6. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? WELL DUH...I'M A GIRL :) 7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? YES 8. Do you like frozen drinks? HELL YES!! 9. Do you drink liquor straight? ONLY IF IT'S GOLDSCHLAGER 10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? JUST BEER, LOL. 11. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb? YES I HAVE 12. Are you drunk right now? CAN'T SAY THAT I AM 13: Do you ever consume more than 2 drinks a night? YEPPERS 14. Do you drink a lot of wine? YES I DO 15. When's the last time you drank? I HAD A DRINK

39 Questions
1. Dated outside your race: no 2. Gotten a hickey: yep 3. Dated your best friend: yep 4. Sung in the shower: yep 5. Spit in someone's drink?:no 6. Dumped someone:yep 7. Opened your Christmas presents early: Yep 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times: Nope 10. Had more than five REAL bf/gf at one time: I'm not a player 11. Been obsessed with a computer game: No 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked: Ummm no 13. Ate food that fell on the floor: hey there's a 5 second rule, right? 14. Went outside naked: yep 15. Kissed one of your best friends: yep 16. Mooned somebody: Yep 17. Been on stage: Yep 18. Made someone cry: yep 19. Been in a parade:yep 20. Been in a school play: a few of them 22. Gotten detention: once 23. Been on a plane: several times 24. Been on a cruise: nope 25. Broken into a house: nope 26. Gotten a tattoo: yep 27. Gotten piercings: yep 28. Cried so hard you threw up: sadly yes 29. Gotten into a

Whos At Fault? Child Predators Or Parents Of The Kids
i keep seeing commercials for a show that catches child predators online? im wondering! if there are predators out on the net meeting young kids and abusing them? yes they are sickos but where are the parents of these kids? why are they allowing them to be chatting? why arent they watching what they are doing online? my daughters computer is in living room and i keep an eye of her (one hour) of time online.. i cant imagine why parents wouldnt be monitoring there children? its like taking your kid to a bar and dropping them off!! People watch what your kids are doing online there would be less chances for the predators to get these kids. kids are at an age where they need guidence so that things like child predators cant happen to your kids... agian just my thought

Where Parallel Lives Meet
For today's SOCS Bible study, I followed an Old Testament reference from last week and was struck by the number of passages from the sixty-ninth psalm which reappear in the New Testament. I don't remember who said that the Old Testament is the New Testament concealed and the New Testament is the Old Testament revealed, but I'm inclined to be looking whenever I study my Bible for something which has happened before and will (in the future from the point I'm reading) happen again. Perhaps the constant eschatological -- that's a fancy descriptive word for the study of the future -- delving many people are wont to do in Daniel and Revelation should be applied in other places too. Like all the Psalms, Psalm 69 was meant to be sung, which is probably off-putting for people who aren't big fans of poetry which often makes songs work by being put to music. Most translators tend to work on meaning for meaning versus word for word when rendering the Psalms which were originally written in Hebr

Smile
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. Why do I

In Love With A Stranger
You've never seen my face, but you know me better than anyone. I've never felt your touch, but I know you're gentle. Your voice rings in my ear like an echo, but when I shout back you rarely reply. Even though you've never seen me, I'm always there. You may not know but I am. No. I'm not a stalker, and no I'm not hiding. I just can't be seen. I'm not physically there, but my soul was there. My very spirit. You made me happy, and you, happy as well. When you felt bad I felt ten times worse. My heart skipped a beat. My heart ached. My heart sank, and then faded away. My heart has disappeared just to find you, not giving up hope. Then when it finds you, and sees that. I have some slopey-hill days that go up and down, but that dark day was a mountain. At first I was confused. Why me? Why us? But now I'm..... Happy....I've learned that my love with this stranger will never end. I will love her eternally, I loved her enough to say "It's okay". As long as someone loves her,

This Is For The Guy Who Thinks I Should Cover Myself...
WELL WELL WELL THERES ONE IN EVERY CROUD...NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MR. GARY.....I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SEXY WOMAN WETHER I AM THIN FAT OR IN BETWEEN...YOU DO NOT AFTER ALL HAVE TO LOOK AT MY PICS, BUT IF YOU DO THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WONDER THERE HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GEE MAYBE YOUR A FAT LOVER IN THE CLOSET....DID YOU STOP LOVING YOUR WIFE BECAUSE SHE GOT FAT.....HMMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER....WELL IF YOU DID THAT MAKES ME BELIEVE YOU DIDNT LOVE HER TO BEGIN WITH...NOW DO NOT HATE ME AS YOU SAID BECAUSE I SAY THESE THINGS AFTER ALL YOU SAID YOUR SELF...YOU WAS DISCUSTED BY HER WELL YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE YOU JUDGED BY APPEARENCE DID YOU EVER THINK SHE GOT FAT BECAUSE YOU NOT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO REALIZE SHE WAS LOST SOME HOW??? I MEAN MAYBE NOT YOUR FAULT SHE ATE BUT YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT LOVE HER ENOUGH TO STAY WITH HER...I DO NOT KNOW IF IM GETTING THROUGH TO YOU BUT YOU TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ON IT WONT YOU PLEASE...I AM NOT A MEAN PERSON AND HOLD NO IL

Hmmmm?
What man is so mind-strong and spirit shrewd He can say who drives me in my fierce strength On fate's road when I rise with vengeance, Ravage the land, with a thundering voice Rip folk-homes, plunder the hall-wood: Gray smoke rises over rooftops--on earth The rattle and death-shriek of men.I shake The forest, blooms and boles, rip trees, Wander, roofed with water, a wide road, Pressed by might. On my back I bear The water that once wrapped earth-dwellers,Flesh and spirit. Say who shrouds me And what I am called who carry these burdens. Sometimes I plunge through the press of waves To men's surprise, stalking the sea-warrior's Fathomed floor. The white waves whip, Foam-flanks flaring, the ocean rips, The whale's lake roars, rages-- Savage waves beat on the shore, cast rock, Sand, seaweed, water on the high cliffs As I thrash with the wave-power on my back And shake under blue, broad plains below. I cannot flee from the helm of water Till my lord lifts me

Weather Or Not... (a Little Whiny)
I don't want to be here right now. I love where I live, but this weather SUCKS! We've already got snow coming out our ears and now we're getting slammed again. I don't even mind the cold, it's just the snow I hate. I want to be somewhere with no snow. I know where I want to be. If I have to stay here, then I'd like someone to be here too, even if it's just for a little while. *sigh*

Do You Dare Send Me Your Answers??
Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD

Thought I'd Start It Out With A Poem
Love Confession #2 i found u or did u find me? like in a grooved vinyl knoll of tears for fears and prince burst on the scene of love strutted like red carpet stars stars stars stars over life's parade flashing brighter than paparazzi cameras we burn sex more torrid than the sun abiding til that star burns out in a cpl billion yrs cuz we will b there loving each other headed 4 planets farther than pluto and we r past Venus now whumanbard, ncpv, copyright 2006

For The Rappers
Me and Iggy were giggin' with Ziggy and kickin' with the MC5 Ted and Seger were burnin' with fever And let the Silver bullets fly The Kid was in his crib, shady wore a bib And the posse wasn`t even alive Shock rock choppin' block, sort to make your heart stop Shovin' in to overdrive Playing loud and fast Make that guitar blast Playing like today will be your last... Well I was born there Gonna die there With all my long hair Detroit City You feel your heart beat You hit the concrete To get to mean street Detroit City There`s a riot raging downtown Tryin' to burn the place down Skies glowing; red and grey But the Riff kept a Rockin' The Greek kept a-talkin' And the streets still smokin' today Playing loud and fast Make that guitar blast Playing like today will be your last... Well I was born there Probably die there With all my long hair Detroit City You feel your heart beat You hit the concrete Dance the mean streets Detroit City Six mile seven mile e

Free
Ashley Joi:] Chorus Gotta let me live, gotta let me do for me. Gotta let me learn, gotta let me finally be free Even if I'm scared and it ain't fair, Gotta make it clear this heart here will be repaired. [x2] [Ja Rule:] Follow in my foot steps and girl if you ain't scared I'm gonna be right there, I'm a be the n***a you lean on, go on, let your mind state run free Their ain't nothing but your open arms that can hold me. Like when I'm runnin, runnin hopin the world will keep up wit me, or when I'm runnin, gunnin wantin the world to stay away from me. Pray on, but your heart still wit me, ain't nothing but your open arms that can free me, You know, that I'd miss every part of your body if you were gone. How the hell can a n***g be so surrounded and feel alone and why would I be so selfish in helping stoppin your growth... I gotta let her go. [Chorus:] Gotta let me live, gotta let me do for me Gotta let me learn, gotta let me finally be free, Even if I'm scared and i

I'm Laying Back Down...
It took all my energy to post one news story. I am laying back down before I have to start getting ready for work. Leave me a message and I will get back to you when i feel better. If there is anything you want me to look at, comment bomb, or respond to in any way, I'm sorry it will have to wait until I have the energy to sit here at my computer for more then five minutes. Thanks for your understanding. Just post the link in the comment section here, and I will get to it when I feel human again.

Hottest Dj/radio Staion !!
Hey Guys Crystal Ice and Hot Rocks Radio are in a cherry contest for hottest DJ or Radio Station and we're asking for all Your help. please go comment the pic at Hottest DJ ty for all your help! Doc original by 'Crystal Ice' on '2007-02-12 22:54:35') (repost of original by 'Lauria' on '2007-02-13 00:54:21') (repost of original by 'Crystal Ice' on '2007-02-13 04:44:18') (repost of original by 'Fawnie' on '2007-02-13 05:36:52') (repost of original by 'Crystal Ice' on '2007-02-13 11:24:51')

Cancer Victim Wins $1 Million, But Can't Get It
Cancer Victim Wins $1 Million, but Can't Get It Rules Say Prize Must Be Stretched Over 20 Years By MARCUS BARAM (Feb. 13) - On Jan. 12, Wayne A. Schenk thought he was the luckiest man alive. A month earlier, he'd been diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer. But on this afternoon, the 51-year-old Marine veteran was hanging out with his buddy Domonick Gallo, enjoying the unseasonably warm weather in their hometown of Naples, N.Y., by indulging a favorite ritual: scratching off lottery tickets. And one of Schenk's $5 High Stakes Blackjack tickets hit it big, winning the $1 million prize. It was more than enough money to pay for the $400,000 in cancer treatments that he desires. But Schenk's dream-come-true soon turned into a nightmare. When he contacted the New York State Lottery about paying him the money in a lump sum, he learned that the rules of that particular game mandate a payout over 20 years, providing him only $50,000 a year. And he's been given only 12 to 18 m

Here For The Party!!!!
Okay guys this is my first contest ever!!!!!! I know that I have helped a lot of you out with past contests so all I am asking for is a little favor return here. I need you help so please just bring your mouse down to the link below and give me some comments. Thank you all so much and I truelly appriciate it a lot. You are the best. COME VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I PARTY BEST, AND HERE IS THE PIC TO PROVE IT. C'MON, WHO WOULDN'T WANNA PARTY WITH ME? SOME COME BOMB IT AND JOIN THE PARTY. WE ARE ALL HAVING A GREAT TIME. HURRY THE PARTY IS ALMOST OVER

Some People Don't Deserve To Live!
Child murder police get more time Full Story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6359203.stm Police have been given more time to question a 21-year-old man over the murder and serious sexual assault of a two-year-old girl. Casey Mullen was found dead in her bedroom at home in Oak Tree Crescent, Gipton, Leeds, on Sunday following a disturbance outside the house. A post-mortem examination showed she died from "compression to the neck", police revealed on Tuesday. The arrested man has been named locally as Casey's uncle, Michael Mullen. Magistrates granted officers an extra 36 hours to question the man on Tuesday afternoon. Two other men aged 19 and 20 who had been arrested in connection with the inquiry have been released without charge. A Leeds City Council spokesman said social services had been "briefly" involved with the family in 2005, although no more details were given. Messages and flowers lined the footpath for a little girl neighbours s

How 2 Be A Player
Now iam not no player...But I thought it would be funny to see what everyone else can come up with.So here it goes.....U are dating/seeing a girl/guy with money (u want him/her 2 spend it on u).U like them as a friend(with money) but they are crazy anbout u (and say they will do anything 4 u)..HOW DO U GET THEM TO SPENT MONEY ON U,ON WHAT U WANT-GOTTA HAVE OR NEED....(without having sex)...????? (i know there are sum players out there in this world..tell all...)

Real Talk Pt.3
Yea i'm back right after pt 2 dammit cuz that's how i do.....problem? Too bad lmao... Whats up wit u chicks that b showin ya ass n tits on this joint...its cool to do that...but if we comment on em n tha way u don't like..then its a problem? WTF...since when it's wrong to speak your mind about somethin...i thought honesty was a good thang lol...folks is gonna say what they want...n by you showin ya shyt...it damn sure ain't helpin tha situation lol...but fuck it...as long as you get cherry points n b in tha top 10....it shouldn't b n e problem right...lmao...i swear some of yall come to places wit tha wrong reasons lol...yall are very funny jo...i'ma need yall to step ya game up..4 real...

V-day...hmmm
Time for some of my useless knowledge...Well we all know Valentine's Day is tomorrow...but, how many people know it's true origin?... In ancient Rome, February 14th was a holiday to honor Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage, all started way back when....but, where did the name come from....hmmm, well....Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine ( ahhh ha....hence where we get the name )....was a "priest" at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended a

Employment And Everything Else That Pisses Me Off!
Well where the hell do I start, hmmmm. Well to start, I am sick and fucking tired of not having a job. I am pissed off that all the jobs I have applied for have NOT returned my phone calls and emails. I am pissed off that the bar and restaurant that I applied to (and have worked for before) has NOT made a damn decision on who they are going to hire. I feel like such a damn loser and freak. I have never gone this long without employment. I am a total burden to my roommates. I feel horrible about that so much that I wake up in the middle of the night crying. I hate it that I can not see my son whenever I want, and now not having employment, I am scared that I won't be able to make my yearly visit back home to michigan to see him. But hey LIFE IS FUCKING GRAND! Well thanks for letting me vent. Talk to yous lata! Bubba

Holy Shit I Broke A Rank Finally!
took me 2 and 1/2 months but i have 216,000+ CT points finally, so i broke into the top 1000 :) i owe alot to many friends who've rated a shit-ton of my photos! I'm keeping an eye on who's sending me the loving and trying to return it all :)!!

*dreams Of Reality*
Moon that shine star that so bright, Dreaming of you all day and night. Wish you were here to guide me accross the river wide, Calming my doubts and wiped out my tears aside. Hope you are here beside me, Comforting me in my grief, Holding my hands and saying Im here to guide you accross the ocean deep. Ooh...Im dreaming of you in reality, That drives me through eternity... How I wish I can touch you... How I wish I can kiss you... The wind is so cold;your body is so warm to hold. Oh,God! guide me...abide me... I want to close my eyes to see my Love in REALITY written by:R.W. dedicated to J.W.

Love Or Infatuation
1) Do I treat the other person as a person or a thing? If you go out with him/her because he/she is good looking (a "prize" to be with) or a way out (a ticket to the movies), that isn't love. (2) Would you chose to spend the evening alone with him/her if there were no kissing, no touching, and no sex? If not, it isn't love. (3) Are the two of you at ease and as happy alone as you are with friends? If you need other friends around to have a good time, it isn't love. (4) Do you get along? If you fight and make up a lot, get hurt and jealous, tease and criticize one another, better be careful, it may not be love. (5) Are you still interested in dating or secretly "messing around" with others? If so, you aren't in love. (6) Can you be totally honest and open? If either or both of you are selfish, insincere, feel confined, or unable to express feelings, be cautious. (7) Are you realistic? You should be able to admit possible future problems. If others (besides a par

Real Talk Pt.2
Aight i'ma carry tha torch on this site too wit my real talk shyt...so listen up ladies...don't b leadin a dude on about some shyt that ain't gonna happen...i know you b caught up in tha moment n shyt...but come on you gotta think...n if you already in a relationship or seein someone else...its best to let them know about tha situation instead of sayin its all cool n shyt to lead this ova dude on...while he spendin money on u...i know u wanna have ya cake n eat it too...but you ain't being fair to em...thats fuckin wit ppls minds n hearts n shyt...u can't b doin that...fellas...i know we want tha same thing..but you might b fuckin up somethin good jo..i know you like both of em...but you gotta drop one of em...so i'ma need you to make a choice too...cuz we tend to get greedy n shyt and don't how to handle it...n fuck around n lose both of em....so yea think about that there for a sec...real shyt..

Valentine's Day Suck's
well v-day is less then 24 hour's away and then the day after is my 33rd b-day i a alone again on both day's i hate that shit...oh well next year i will have someone to spend both days with.no i am not feeling sorry for myself.just writeing down my thought's.i have nothing going on for v-day,but on my birthday i am getting a pizza and watching the gatorade duel's(nascar for all who don't know what that is) anyways i hope all my family and friend's have a nice v-day

A Valentines Day Recipe
Word Of caution only read if your not easily offended!!!! Had to redo had some typos lol Roses are Straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, Your gonna be fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh i've just cum, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your tits. Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And love it up the shitter. Roses are red, But i like carnations, You're so crap in bed, I fucked your alsations. Roses are red, Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Roses are red, Its elementary, Lets phone a friend, And try double entry. Roses are shit, Violets are crap, Show me your clit, And i'll cum in your lap. Well funny or shit????

How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik h�ld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra a

Men Suck! Or Is It Just Me?
I find myself yet again getting news that an ex boyfriends engaged. Just like most of the other exs he was engaged to the girl before me and now to the girl after me. Why in the world did he skip me? Is there something wrong with me that no one will tell me about? How am i suppose to fix it if no one will tell me whats wrong with me? Maybe im just meant to be alone. Oh well thats something I will probably never figure out.

Walmart Interview...
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.! Let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clichÃ© for

"my Own Band"
I met this man who made me smile, But it only lasted a short while. Then I opened up my eyes, And saw through all of his lies. There are no words to describe my pain, And for a moment I thought I'd go insane. The pain will fade away with time, And one day I know I'll find One who will be Honest and True One who will love ONLY me through and through. I have made a choice in my life, I refuse to be ruled by pain and strife. I dont need a man to define me Or to control my love nor to guide me. I'm not bitter by any means And I don't hate men like it seems. InFact - I love the way they smell and taste, And mmmm the V shpe on their waiste. Their muscles make me go insane, Especialy the way they glisten in the rain. I love their rough hands on my body And the sweet pain when they're deep inside me. So as you can see - I don't hate them at all ( I especially like the ones that are tall ) I just decided to take a stand,

Real Talk Pt. 1
This a lil somethin i wrote on another site...but shyt it fits well here too lol...some real shyt for ya... I don't b understandin this site sometimes...when you try to get in touch wit someone to see how are they doin, how they been yada yada...they read it but...don't respond back....then you tryin to say wassup to folks that wanted to add you but they don't respond back...or you tryin to see if you know this person cuz they look like somebody you knew...they read n don't respond.....I can understand folks being busy thats cool n what not but come on now it don't take that long to type a sentence....lol like 4 real what you come on this joint for lol....just to say you be on here like its really that serious... or just to have a bunch of folks you don't even know from jump street on ya list like you really tryin to meet new ppl....i guess that don't matta but shyt as long as your friend count is high...who cares right? lmao....some of yall b trippin me out...get ya priorities righ

"the Scent Of A Man"
You walked past me, But I didn't see you. There was a scent in the air that told me you were there. That sensual mix of cologne and sweat, that natural unique musk only a man can produce. Every man has his own scent. But yours caught my attention. It caused my heart to race and made me stir. I got goose bumps all over my body and a tingle began between my thighs. For me the scent of a man excites me more than any of his words. It has a power all its own. I looked around and tried to find you. The man who made my nipples rise and harden. I closed my eyes and followed your scent. Then out of the blue the scent was gone. My heart racing, My body quivering with a fire building between my thighs. But your gone. DAMN the SCENT of a MAN!!!

Words Women Use
A Womans Terminology...LOL Body: Words Women Use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long

???
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OU

Dangerous Virus!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Re-booter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

It's True, I Swear It!
You scored as Angel Of Love. You Are The Angel Of LoveAngel Of Darkness100%Angel Of Love100%Fallen Angel67%Angel Of Innocence< it was a tie though, whether I 'was in love' or whether I loved black. Now, I am in Love and I do love black, but I couldn't deny the 'in love' part, so I went with that.... td>50%Angel Of Death33%Angel Of The Cute17%What type of angel are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Pk Is Leaving The Building.
I'd like to say thank you for all the comments and messages people have left me. As of Wednesday ill be leaving Cherry, ive made some great friends on here esp one. Chase is a gorgeous woman so show her some love. Thanks Again PK

"mask"
I have a thirst that cannot be quenched. I have hunger that continues to drive me. I have a pain that's cold and deep. It breaks my heart and eats away inside me. What is this hunger and thirst you ask? You'll never know, I'll never reveal it. It's hidden behinde the mask. A mask of happiness, A mask of joy, A mask of strength, A mask of no fear, A mask of content, A mask is all you see, My true face will never be!

Tired Of All The Crap.
I swear to everything holly some times it just seems like the sec. it starts to look like all the pieces are set to fall in to place. someone or something comes out of right field and trows a wrench in the gears. either you trust some one and they let you down or you finally get a good job and things are looking like you are going to be okay and thats when your health fails you. Or your with someone for 12 years and things are not perfect but not unbearable either and you get a phone call from your bet friend telling you that he is helping your wife move out and that is the first you have heard about it... and the only thing you can think of at that moment is she had better not be thinking she is getting the TV we bought last week. You know sometimes you get so overwhelmed by all the crap life throws at you and all you can do is say fuck it and just drop everything and I mean everything and just go somewhere that you can be alone. somewhere where you can take some time and just sort

St. Valentine's Day....
St. Valentine's Day Massacre The St. Valentine's Day massacre is the name given to the shooting of seven people as part of a Prohibition Era conflict between two powerful criminal gangs in Chicago, Illinois in the winter of 1929: the South Side Italian gang led by Al "Scarface" Capone and the North Side Irish/German gang led by George 'Bugs' Moran. On the morning of Thursday, February 14, St. Valentine's Day, seven members of George 'Bugs' Moran's gang were lined up against the rear inside wall of the garage of the S-M-C Cartage Company in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago's North Side. They were then shot and killed by five members of Al Capone's gang (two of whom were dressed as police officers). When one of the dying men, Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, was asked who shot him, he replied, "Nobody shot me." Capone himself had arranged to be on vacation in Florida at the time. The massacre was a result of a plan devised by Capone's gang member Jack 'Machine Gun' McGurn t

" Come Home"
I walked into the room But you were not there. I layed my head upon your pillow Your scent still lingering in it. I pulled it close to my heart And breathed it in deeply. For a moment it was like you were there Lying just beside me. I envisioned your body touching up against mine. I remebered the way your soft hot skin felt pressed against my naked body. I remebered the feel of your big strong arms around me holding me close and tight. At that moment I felt safe and secure like nothing could ever harm me again. Suddenly there was a chill So cold I woke up. I was all alone, It was just a dream. Do you see how i miss you when you're gone? Come back to me soon Daddy, It's time to come Home!

Rip Bo
RIP Bo Fuck man i knew you since who knows when lol...you was a lil nigga when i met you man...we use to always b out there wit tha ova lil niggas playin football..I looked out for yall dudes when yall was little lol....now we gotten a lil older....then we started rappin n shyt...you had ya click FoS i was wit my Warlordz...u was my nigga...its fucked up how you had to leave this earth....but shyt man 2mar is neva promised to us...n to see your name in tha Post fucked me up....they told me you was gone but i was like nah it gotta b somebody else....maybe it was tha wrong person...i was hoping it was somebody else....but it wasn't...n now i'm like damn nigga we was supposed to get together n do some tracks n shyt together....I just seen you when Mell grandmova past....n im like fuck man...this shyt hurts....but fuck it jo it was untimely to us...but i guess it was your time...but yea nigga you will b missed greatly...you was still a lil nigga to me tho lol but you still my lil nigga.

Cancer & America
Today I want to talk about something I don't understand. Some would argue that I do that all the time, and in this case they would be right. I get the idea of Jerry Lewis and his telethon, and God bless him for doing it for all these years, but here's what I don't understand. If he can come on TV and collect millions of dollars every year, from regular people and corprate sponsers, why isn't someone doing the same thing to try to find an end to cancer. I won't bore you with facts and figures, we all know how horrible this disease is. It strikes everyone from small children to the older generation, it comes in too many forms to even keep track of at times. So, why is it that nobody has stepped up to start a telethon for this killer of the masses? We seem to be ok with the idea that body parts have become disposable. Cut off a breast and hope for the best is not my idea of the way Americe should be treating this murderer of young and old, man and woman, black and white, and every oth

Lifes Many Up's An Downs
I guess my Life sucks,it sucks to be me.This Blog is a spin off for my last one.I have my Ex back as my Lover,but I Desire more than that.Only thing we have together anymore is still great Sexual satisfaction,basicly on my part.Because I preffer to be the Pleaser + Giver,of many Orgasmic delights.I guess I'm seekin a new Gal prefferably along the east coast,one I could relocate with possibly.A Southern Gal would be nice even a redneck gal.North carolina would be nice to live in again as I do have relatives there,+ the Fishing isn't bad either or Pa.wouldn't be bad as the deer hunting an trout fishing there is fabulous.I wouldn't mind living in Delaware again as the people there are easily friendly an just about everyone plays Horseshoes.If any gals out there might be interested in me let me know as I'm a lousey Flirter. Peace

Be Sure 2 Tell!!
Tomorrow is "I Love You" day. If you got this then you are loved. Send this to 10 people in the next 143 minutes, and tomorrow will be the best day ever. Hurry!!! If nothing good comes out of this .. it is still nice to tell people you care about them and that you love them!!!! cause u never know if its your last chance...

Help Me Out Please Have Wonderful Friend That Needs Some Love
Here I have a friend that is very cool and Wonderful it is the Kinda friend that you want. PLease Do me A Favor and Rate, Comment, Bomb Her page, Rate Pics,Rate stashes anything. Here is her link. Please Do this for me. BoBo~Has~My~heart~Tazzy~MEMBER OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP

V-day Cnt
Why do you need to have one day to say i love you to someone? If you truly love someone one day shouldnt matter. Do you love them more that one day than you do the other 364, chances are no. So WHAT THE HELL.

Hello You Handsome Guys And Cute Ladies Out There Come And Help Me Out!
Here I have a friend that is ver cool and Wonderful it is a Kinda friend that you want. PLease Do me A Favior and Rate, Comment, Bomb Her page, Rate Pics,Rate stashes anything. Here is her link. Please Do this for me. BoBo~Has~My~heart~Tazzy~MEMBER OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP

Ass Sizes
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway

True Love 4 Valentine's Day...
True love, as found in the Bible, is not the same as the common usage found in the English language and society. Today, what I think you'll find, is that what people think true love is, most often is confused with infatuation. That elated, "high" feeling they feel when they "fall in love." That kind of "love" is something that typically lasts less than a year, and unless replaced by true love, results in broken relationships. They break up and then they start the process all over again. In a search for a constant "love" high. The Bible talks about love: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." I Corinthians 13:4-8a (NIV) To me, that defines true love. The "real" love God has for us. These

Four Letter F Word
Four Letter “F” Word There are many words with “F,” Many have four letters. Four, Fast, Fine. Film, Fall, Find. Firm, Flat, Foul. Foil, Fold, Funk. (How many need to read the last one … Again?) The list goes on. And then there is the “F” word. (Which I have no intention of using, Since we all know what it is.) But I think none is worse, More devious, more atrocious, I see it as a flat-out lie, Horrendous, beyond dishonest, Than… …FAIR. Life is not Fair. Life will knock us down, To our backs Life makes us fall. With a cruelty only Life could muster, For no good reason at all. NOT FAIR! Life will stand above us, Pointing finger aims the laugh. As there we lie in pain, Having fallen on our… NOT FAIR! But when life knocks me down, I have two simple choices. It’s up to me, To make the call, To listen to my voices. I can lie there in the dirt, I can whine about the hurt. But if I lie in dirt and cry

Roommate
Tell me something, what good does it do to yell at a dog that is gagging and trying to puke, "QUIT CHOKING! QUITING PUKING!"? absolutely none. this is what my roommate was doing outside the bathroom door this morning while i was in the shower. yelling at my dog to puking. Do you think if i yell at her to quit talking it will work?

Sex Application
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? 20. Would u give me tongue?

"where Was God When I Needed Him"
A friend posted this as a bulletin, I loved it so much i had to put it on a Blog. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The m

Dont Understand People
i dont understand people....i work with these people and they are so grouchy they walk around like they are pissed 24-7. I think about this all the time and there is really no reason to be.You have a place to stay and food and family to support you thats good...if you wake up everyday then thats another one..i really dont understand people. The weird thing is that i used to be like that and i guess i changed my attitude..there is really no reson to be sad..well there is but life and shit happens for a reason.. let me know if i have the right idea..maybe im wrong..thanks

Yet Another Yikes Story .that Also Amuses Me To No End.
You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day. So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but after knowing you only an hour, I feel like I must point out the reasons why you rule. When it was necessary to get on all fours to do the “taint” part of the wax, you applied the wax so delicately to my bunghole, then asked, in what I assumed were two of the only five English words you know, “Too hot?” I responded yes, it was too hot. And without hesitation, you blew on it to cool the hot wax. YOU BLEW ON MY BUNGHOLE, Vietnamese Waxer Lady. Do you know how special that is? Nobody blows on the bung. Nobody. Since you were a bit clumsy with the wax, there were many bits leftover that did not get taken up onto the “Strip of Doom” as I like t

Identity Crisis
The other day a couple coworkers and I noticed that some Hooters Swimsuit Special was on TV. One of them (a female) commented negatively on the combination of black hair and blue eyes. Being subtly obvious, I opened my eyes wide as I asked her what was wrong with black hair and blue eyes. She brushed off my inquiry by replying that my hair is brown, not black. !!! It's just that for all my life, I've had black hair, and have associated being me with having that unique mix of colors. Apparently my hair has lightened due to sun-exposure here, in Afghanistan, and Hawaii. Hopefully I'll be like my grandpa and not have my whole head turn white when I get older. lol

You Smiled, You Spoke, And I Believed
You smiled, you spoke, and I believed, By every word and smile deceived. Another man would hope no more; Nor hope I what I hoped before: But let not this last wish be vain; Deceive, deceive me once again!

Spokenword(video Blog) : Retaliatory Strike By Marq
This was a flyer from a night I headlined a poetry reading at a local Caf'e ~[]~ ***Explanation of the poem read, At a Poets night at a local cafe*** Awhile back, I suffered some criticism from my seasoned poetic peers. The general consensus seemed to be that a few of my works sound like lectures. And to be honest I would have taken that as a compliment, But to be compared to a preacher in a tent was rather insulting. I challenge others to attempt to communicate large amounts of information & truth In rhyme & meter, it is not as easy as you may think & will usually sound like a speech, The sole intent of those works was to dispel stereotypes, misconceptions, & lies condemning pagans from other religions attempting to promote their own faith. Paganism has no doctrine, it is the absence of dogma, I call it catma. So how could it be viewed as a sermon? I typically detest the training of minds in any form; my poetry is like any others. A way of getting out my internalize

Yikes!
Ok this didn't happen to me but damn I can so see this happening..... WAX is Not your Friend This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined

Old Age Sucks!
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love ... At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."

Do You Have A Naughty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Unconscious???
"What concerns me is not the way things are, but rather the way people think things are." -- Epicetus When we are basically unconscious, we live according to social roles. We perform as sons and daughters, mothers and fathers, husbands and wives, employers and employees, as society expects us to. As we grow in awareness, we gain the freedom to bring our own unique perspectives to these roles. We can express ourselves authentically and creatively, without letting our roles dictate how we should behave. "Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinion of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth." -- Katherine Mansfield Awareness is the key to all change. Penetrate blocks and find your authentic self. Open to new possibilities using your imagination and intuition

My Perfect Woman!
My perfect Woman... NOTE: Now i am just describing what i usually go for physically in a chick, and what i think goes well with me mentally on a chick. But as we all know the heart wants what it wants, and you could be NONE of these things and still have me wanting you. Life is silly like that... Mentally: Smart, not a procrastinator (because I am), feminine (you know girly), affectionate with good motherly instincts, likes to take care of her man and support my choices. Good sense of humor. Knows how to talk. A sprinkle of jealousy (just a sprinkle tho not a scoop). Good listener. DOES NOT DISTRUST ALL MEN! Loves movies, travel, and yummy restaurants :) Would not mind doing my bills, basically would be a part time personal helper because I am useless J A girl that does not really NEED me to be with her, but wants me to be with her. There is a difference, some girls got no friends and they base their life around yours, i need to be able to go hang out with my frien

I Actualy Got Work
Me and my friend got two houses to actualy clean out for forclosures i didnt think it would actualy happen now i just gota find time to do it and someone to watch mom while im doing it. It should be very intresting butttt anyways ya, my computers completely wiped and gota re-do everything on it so im not gonna be able to rate/comment like normal till we get the new windows system in this is just temp and the explorer fails alot sooo anyways thats it, at home with mom today and all that good stuff trying to fix the computer

How Dirty Minded Are U?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Okay So This Will Be Interesting
I have figured out something... and maybe ya'll have already figured it out.... but I always thought that when someone said that a relationship was give and take that both parties gave a lil so they could take a lil.... well no it isnt that way.... it is I give you take.. well no more dammit... I am gonna take... and you can give it all... lets see how you feel when your on the other side of the bridge... and no this really is not directed at one certain person but if the shoe fits... well you know what they say....

I Will Love You
I Will Love You by BlueWolf I will love you in the springtime, when the world is green and new, I will love you in the Summer, when the sky is sunny and blue, I will love you in the autumn, when the leaves fall and turn brown, I will love you in the Winter, when the snow is softly falling down. I will love you when you're happy, and even when you're sad, I will love you when you're mood is good or even if you're mad. I will love you through the sunshine,even through the rain. I will love you when you're healthy, or when you're feeling pain. I will love you always, every day I live,until all our life is through, I will love you always, and even after forever I'll still be loving you.........

The Project Gets Bigger
LOL, well, as it always seems to happen, I tend to take a simple idea and it gets more complicated. I guess the old saying goes, if you are going to do something, do it right. I have spent the last few days working on an Administration side to this little project to allow an easy way to add, edit and remove content that is seen by visitors. It has a basic design like the front-end right now. Just working out the bugs and operations of the Administration panel. Right now I have created the Links and the FAQ's portion of the Admin panel and integrated it into the Front-End for the user. Now I can change the FAQ's or Links and it will be seen immediately by the user. I have not figured out what I am going to do for the other content yet though. I am looking around at other sites trying to get an idea of what options I like and are useful so that I might create a good user interface. Well, watch the progress if you want, I am back to work.

Take Advantage
we as humans take advantage of everything we have our house over our heads, our family our friends we take advantage of it all. and we dont realize what we have until it is too late then what like i said its too late then we live in regret. Well ive realized this. Last night a fire was caught in my town. A family ive known for many years and a very close friend of my sister woke up in the hospital. His house has burnt to the ground. He has burns on his body, is going to eb ok but still. His parents both have severe burns with 60-80% of their bodies burnt. they do not know if they are going to make it. SO here this boy 17 years old, his only family is his parents who are in the hospital hanging onto thier lives, he is supposed to go home later today but where is his home?? where is he going we dont know yet, he has no other family around. This is sad. he never would have thought last ngiht going to bed that when he woke up this morning his life would be this way. I know i wouldnt

Irish Blessing
"May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you." - Irish Blessing To all my firnds Happy Valentine's Day

Death
Friday Feb. 2nd at 11:24pm I watched my grandmother die. She was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer back in april. It was in both lungs,her bones, and eventually her spine. She asked for me for 3 days before I could get there but she held on. I got to the place where she would let go just in time to say goodbye. She was pretty much unconscious when I got there at 10pm. I stayed strong for my mom, im the only one she has, but it hurt like hell to look down on the woman who worked her ass off her whole life and never complained, The woman who watched Wrestling and yelled at the tv. I walked into the room where she lay unmoving and held her hand,told her I was there and not to be afraid to let go, that I made it for her. She had told my mother earlier in the day when she was still responsive that she could see the clouds and my grandpa and great grandparents and she was ready, but she still held on for what I truly believe was me to get there to say goodbye. I talked to her, held her,

Are U A Candy Heart R Acandy Fart
You Are a Candy Heart You're definitely a pro when it comes to romance - and you have great dating etiquette. Plus you probably smell and taste pretty darn good. Are You a Candy Heart or a Candy Fart?

...valentine's Day...is Tomorrow
urgh...i feel like death today...but then, i feel like death most days, actually. one of the joys of having a chronic illness, i suppose. and what is my illness, you ask? it's chronic pain syndrome called Fibromyalgia. here's a link to some information about it: http://www.webmd.com/content/article/6/1680_51250.htm if you're curious^.~ and now to valentine's day. alas, i am alone today...so i'm going to spend it by watching the History Channel and drinking caffeine-free Coke. th drink companies are always saying that they add caffeine as a"flavor enhancer." and actually, i find that the taste of this caffeine-free Coke isn't as "sparkly" as it's regular cousin. well, i didn't want this post to devolve into me bitcing about being single on thi day of couples. so i won't. there are plenty of people on earth who are single today, it's not just me. and most of those people don't have a super-cute puppy to snuggle with! right now Sumi (the aforementioned puppy) is sleeping on me (

Why Is It...
That every time the weather gets bad, people drive like full-fledged IDIOTS? Has common sense become THAT rare that when you get behind the wheel and there is ice on the road that you STILL drive 60 and 70 miles an hour? Sadly, such is the case here. We were prepared for the nasty weather. Yet, when I had to leave for a couple hours this morning, there were at least 10 accidents because dumbasses DON'T PAY ATTENTION. There were still the usual cell phone talkers, make-up appliers, newspaper readers, fast food eaters, shavers (yes, I've seen that one a few times), and general morons who seem to be so fucking color blind that they can't tell when the vehicle in front of them is STOPPING. To these people, I say thank you. Thank you for getting pissed off at me for going too slow for you on the highway. Thank you for slamming into the concrete barrier as you passed me. And thank you for giving me a good laugh this morning as you ranted and raved on the side of the road as you insp

Valentines Game
This is called the Valentines Game Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... and be honest!!!! [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] Don't swing dat way. Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. ;) I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? []

**plastic Shaman**
To all those who sell sweats and those who are interested, please be aware that people already died in there because of such fraudulent, ignorant and money hungry people. A sweat is something delicate and if one isn't in good health they should not attend. Ask your physician first and get checked out. For sure you should never have to pay for it. But if you're getting ask for money.....for your own sake, just stay away. From: *Star* Date: Feb 13, 2007 9:20 AM Do you think you are “Indian by heart” or were “an Indian in a past life?” Do you admire Native ways and want to incorporate them into your life and do “your own” version of a sweat lodge or a vision quest? Have you seen ads, books, and websites that offer to “train you to be come a shaman” in an easy number of steps, a few days on the weekend, or for a fee? Have you really thought this all the way through? Have you thought about how native people feel about what you might want to do? Please think about these im

Hospital Window
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the

Ok, So I'm A Rookie
Ok, so I'm new to cherry tap, as is obvious with my rating...I'm in need of cherry points and more friends, so please everyb ody, feel free to add me and message me if you want. If you happen to be from Missoula, Montana which is where I live, PLEASE feel free to add me...I'm in dire need of findin friends in thsi town...moved out ehre for school and I know NOBODY...so help me out will ya?

I Feel Like Shit!!
Well Today has pretty much sucked... I feel like shit!!!! My head hurts, my stomach.... I just pretty much hurt all over..... I was hoping the day would go by fast but the fucken Doctor called in today so it is just sit here and wait until it is time to go home... So many weirdo's has been calling.... Yeah getting calls at the dentist office some can be strange... lol.... I have had people call me asking if we do braclets.... Meaning braces... LMAO.... I call other dentist office all the time joking with them acting like someone else changing my voice.... When they find out it is me they get upset then laugh their ass off!!!! ANyway that is all for now....

His Everything
his warm, inviting hugs always make my day his voice always comforts me he always had something to say his smile brightens up my world and makes my heart leap up for joy iam so in love with this boy his kisses make me feel butterflies inside leaving me with a huge smile even when I dont see him for a day it always feels like a while his touch makes my heart melt it makes me calm too the love that I feel feels like something new his love is what I want his love gives me the strength to keep on going and not give up his love is what I need

S ~ S # 2 [[ ** When It Is Hard 2 4give ** ]]
There is nothing harder than trying 2 4give, when u've been desperately wounded. It's worse when the offender(s) show no remorse, but gloat over the pain they have brought 2 u'r life, & that's where I am. ** I DO NOT WANT 2 4GIVE **..... ~ & ~ ..... I know enough 2 know that in order 4 me to b able 2 move on with my life & away from the hurt I did not ask 4 I must 4give. I have no other option or choice. Constantly I remind myself that unforgiveness can kill. It can kill my friendships, my joy, even my body. I am choosing 2day 2 4give all those who have stollen from me, all who have broken my heart, all who have wounded my body or my soul, all who have haunted me 4 yrs. 2nite I pray 4 strength 2 walk out this 4giveness in my life. I hope 1 day my experience on 4giveness could b used as a testimony 2 the power of "4GIVEING" " AS I CHOOSE 2 4GIVE MOMENT BY MOMENT, I KNOW THE FEELING'S WILL FOLLOW "

Let's Debate This:
Okay myself and one of my sister's spend a good portion of our time debating the bible. *If you are easily offended walk away right now* Oh and if you're here to bash Christianity leave. Now we're both part Christian but why is it that the bible is so damn contradictory??? My PERFECT example: Deuteronomy 18:10-12 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee. BUT Doesn't that clash with this?! A magic ring called the "Seal of Solomon" was supposedly given to Solomon, and gave him power over demons. The magical symbol said to have been on the Seal of Solomon which made it