Fubar Blog Posts 1

On American Women And Their God Awful Taste In Men
Allright, so looking around CT it's not hard to figure out that women, especially the American versions, are cursed with several fatal flaws. Chief among them is this: Not just that their taste in men sucks really bad eggs but more importantly, they seem to have no taste at all. Today I picked on the guys, the wank jobs who like hurting women, want to tie them and beat 'em, and the ones who like 'em way too young. But now, I'm asking myself, why do said guys have so many women on their fan lists. I'll tell you the answer, just to save time, and hopefully provoke a fun argument. The women on MY list are completely exempt from these observations since the women I hang out with are a) cool b) tough c) sexy as all get out, and d) THINKERS. My proposition is this: American women, though completely loveable, are plagued by certain things that set them at a disadvantage. Firstly, Americans as a whole are notorious for their naivte. This is both a good and a bad thing. In the men

Greatness
Throughout your life you will meet great people; See great things; and do great things... However, the most important greatness of all... Is the greatness inside of you... Don't forget that through all your journeys in this life and in the next... Be prepared to struggle... Be prepared to fight... Nothing worth having ever comes light... Don't engage in the wrong because it is easy... For you shall only engage in things that make you happy for the moment but will carry great sadness later... Do what is right... Even if it is hard, and you feel like giving up... No one ever said that Greatness was easy... But when you give your all in everything you do your entirety; your sprit; your heart; your soul; your gifts; and your mind... There is no way to hold you back from the greatness you shall find... The GREATNESS, inside of you...... Copyright ©2007

Erotic Passion
Get down on your hands and knees, and wrap your lustful fingers around my hips… Glide into me forcefully, first onto your face- Taste me… touch me… feel the way my body calls to you- Slowly pull my legs up to wrap up and over your shoulder tenderly… Pull me into to you… further and further… Do you hears my whispers, pleas and cries?- My breath is coming in faster and I am moaning under you… My body and soul are aching for you- But you just keep the erotic rhythm and ignore my pleas… My nails are gently digging into your shoulders and running through your hair… In attempts to slow you down or make us one- You are devouring me in erotically wicked hunger- You begin to simultaneously caress me with your tongue and your fingers… My body is so ready for you… bucking and arching underneath you… I am lathering you… I am begging you… come inside my love- You are so hard… so very hard… and I want to feel you inside of me- I cannot take much more without you- O

Secret Love
Come down stairs; take off your clothes… I wanna make sweet love to you- The lights are down low… Nobody has to know… What our bodies' do- All night I could caress you, and Never would I repress you- I'm waiting for you to embrace me… Let me in with open arms- Drink the wine… Baby we've got time- Let me kiss your lips with hunger… Let me kiss your skin with passion… Let me replace your sin with love- Nobody has to know… But only God above- Thrust with hunger… Let your body tremble- Let the candles burn around us… Knowing it's your lips that started the flame- I reach for you… For your hips… To pull you closer to me… Once we've made love… Things will never be the same- Give me your everything… For with me… I know no shame- Copyright ©2007

What Is Love??
WHAT IS LOVE? What is love? Do you know? Does anyone know? Is it blind? How do you define it? How do you know when you find it? Do you know how to keep it going, or If it gets too hard do you let it die? Do you give it all you have & how much are you willing to try? What is love but your child's smile… The look in their eyes when they look up to you… The touch of a lovers hand… A moment of true clarity where you can understand… Is love passion? Is love desire? Does love come with warning or Is it like lightening bolts that come from the sky and singe the ground? Is love like the sun that burns bright and high, but extinguishes when it's not around to light? Is it like the night that embraces the land and holds it close while whispers of fog travel through and unite? Is it knowing what is easy and doing what is hard, because it is honest and it is right? Is it loving someone who doesn't love you in return, and smiling even though? Is it giving al

Quantum Theory And The Obvious
Given the situation I'm observing (and participating in) around me having returned to New York it might be time to share some insights that may or may not have anything to do with quantum mechanics (which I don't claim to understand). The universe is really big. And you are really small compared to that universe, or your neighborhood, or your neighbor (maybe). But there's a billion cells in your left ear, so you are also really big, compared to your nose, or a hamster. To a fly, your a mountain. That's why they're so much faster than you, btw. This may be simple proof that perception of time is subjective, ie your entire life might encompass three orbits of Saturn (28.6 years x 3), but you'll outlive your hamsters, cats and other furry companions. Our feelings of impatience and sense of hopelessness might just be a natural result of encountering time scales that dwarf our existence. Don't sweat it. It smells bad and makes you look untrustworthy. In I [heart] Huckabees I

~just One Of Those Days~
- Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by >> his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained: >> "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this >> morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times >> before he would even answer the phone." >> >> Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront >> the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could >> say more than a word or two, the druggist told him: >> >> "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This >> morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late >> getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out >> to the car, just to realize that I locked the house >> with both house and car keys inside and had to break >> a window to get my keys." >> >> "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding >> ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from >> the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to >> the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me >> to open up. I got t

Just A Poem!!!
This was posted on a bulliten by one of my friends and I thought it was really good: Love READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT Love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them

What Bill Gates Said......all Teenagers Should Read This
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born

A Sad Day......
A friend of mine from here lost her husband to enemy fire in Iraq Friday. The helicopter he was flying was shot down, killing him and one other soldier. She was 38 weeks pregnant and went into labor this morning after getting the report of Jason's tragic death. I spoke with her mother earlier today and she said that Genni is doing as well as expected. She said the only peace that she has is knowing that Jason died doing what he loved doing. Please take a moment and whisper a prayer or send some thoughts her way. She is only 26 years old and such a sweet girl.

Men...
This is my first blog here. The reason I'm writing it is because I read a blog someone I just met from Cherry Tap wrote, and it gave me something to think about. She wrote something about there are no more of a certain man...a man who would travel all kinds of distances to sweep a woman off of her feet. Someone romantic. Someone who isn't afraid to show emotion. I fell in love with a woman from Illinois. She only lives about 1000 miles away from me. Everyday I feel bad that I wasn't able to go there just once and be with her forever. Even now that we've been broken up for about a year and a half I think about the "what ifs". We are at least still friends, and we still talk when we can, but I'm still here in New York City, and she's still in Illinois, although she has her own house, a great job, and things are looking up for her. I'm still in the same situation I've been in forever. Does it make me less of a man? I begin to feel it may. It's my own destiny, and I

Leaving The Darkness
She had disobeyed everyone. She had done everything in her power to leave the world of the undead.Monroe could no longer stand it there she was chained in the dungeon of darkness.She was bleeding and battered but it didn't matter she would join the world of the living once again. Oblina had had it with this little one though she was young she was stupid. As the dungeon door open she found Monroe had still not broken yet.The chains were once again raised.Monroe was lifted off the floor her arms were sore and felt as though they would come out of there sockets. Oblina smiled at her and wondered when she would break. As she stood there came the one they called Gar. With him he brought the crucifxes that would be embeded in her hands. They glowed the fiery red of a branding iron.Monroe stood he ground she feared nothing.She herself had face the grim reaper so she was not afraid. Before the deed was done Oblina gave her one more time for her to break. Monroe said nothing as she was whipped

~~emergency Room~~
ER Visit The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick a fter all. Here is the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you are in need of quicker emergency service.

Nevada Rescue Needed
PLEASE CONTACT MELISSA AT HER MYSAPCE PAGE http://www.myspace.com/lilmsgreeneyes We found her today around 3 PM wandering around in a neighborhood by a middle school. She was dirty & stinky, & was running around in & out of the street. She had no collar or tags. The collar and lease she has on in the picture are mine. I also tried to clean her up a little bit, but she's still kinda dirty & smelly. The SPCA won't take her because they do not take in strays. I've been trying to find a home for her but she doesn't care too much for other dogs. She's better with little ones but doesn't seem to like the big guys at all. I'm not too sure how she would be with cats either. She LOVES people though. Very sweet but can be a little "sheepish." I cannot keep her so that is out of the question. She has been a little snappy with my dog, and even is she wasn't I am not in the situation to have any more animals at this point in time. And the idea of bringing her

Little Mathematical Formula (cool)
Be sure to read the whole thing - you'll be amazed! What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% AND, look how far the love of God will take you L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God

Why Animal Testing Is Pointless
33 reasons why vivisection is pointless. 33 Reasons Animal Testing is Pointless (1) Less than 2% of human illnesses (1.16%) are ever seen in animals. (2) According to the former scientific executive of Huntingdon Life Sciences, animal tests and human results agree only '5%-25% of the time'. (3) 95% of drugs passed by animal tests are immediately discarded as useless or dangerous to humans. (4) At least 50 drugs on the market cause cancer in laboratory animals. They are allowed because it is admitted the animal tests are not relevant. (5) Procter & Gamble used an artificial musk despite it failing the animal tests, i.e., causing tumours in mice. They said the animal test results were 'of little relevance for humans'. (6) When asked if they agreed that animal experiments can be misleading 'because of anatomical and physiological differences between animals and humans', 88% of doctors agreed. (7) Rats are only 37% effective in identifying what causes cancer to huma

A Great Investment, And A Wonderful Idea
$80 has been raised for vaccines....it has saved countless kitties from illness and distemper... it gives them a chance... we vaccinate them while still in the shelter where diseases run rampant... $5 will save a life ... it could be the best $5 you ever spent... please re-post....that helps also... thank you!!

Please Help Lola, She Can't Go Back To Abusive Home
"Lola" is a 6 month old pit in New Orleans. She was brought to Anne Bell at SAF because her femur had been shattered by a nasty boyfriend with a baseball bat. He was mad at her for urinating on the floor. She was 8 weeks old at the time. The leg injury was 2 weeks old by the time the guy's girlfriend brought Lola in to Anne. The surgery required was extensive but Anne paid for everything, including weeks of painful physical therapy. Lola has lived at Anne's clinic ever since and has missed out on transports because she is a pit. The precious Pit Bull girl has NO aggression issues. She loves, kids, cats and other dogs. If you or someone you know can help, we can make arrangements to have her flown to your area within 3 days. Time is of the essence with her as there are no laws or anyone who cares enough to protect her from the original hell she lived - her only chance is for us to help her get out. If we do not move her soon they will be forced to return her to her original own

Ga/ Gassing Wed. Pups Need Out..babies In Here Too!
Athens Clarke County Animal Control ALLBUT THREE of these dogs are urgent for Wednesdays visit from DR. DEATH! INCLUDING the three very young puppies!! This listing is current as of FEB. 3nd Let's not have ANY of these dogs face what happened to Tasha last week. REPOST and REPOST to find them homes or rescues

In The Spirt Of Valentines Day
In the spirit of Valentines Day, although I'm not a fan of it, I'm tired of bashing on it. As I sit here w/ my tequila, a smoke, and nice slow music playing in the backround, I am reminded of what started me on the road to the sexual world that I live in. I saw my first porno mag when I was around the age of 6. I had this next door neighbor kid named Donald that use to steal his brothers boobie mags and horde them in this vent at the old middle school in our town. One day while we were on the swings, he was like "ERIKA! I have something to show you!" I reluctantly got up, cause at that age all Donald was, was trouble. Now this is back in 1984, so remember the chicks where full on bush back then. He opens up this magazine and it was like *BAM* Pussy! I was freaked. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I was informed from Donald that I had one of those, and that I should let him see it. At that age I was scared cause I was always told by my parents that you don't let an

Today Was Pretty Run Of The Mill....
...and im pretty sure thats a good thing. i had to pick up my little brother from one of his friend's house and somehow i ended up at IHOP with my brother & three of his friends. im still not really sure how that happened...but oh well...at least i got some coffe and a waffle out of it. after i dropped them off at yet another firend's house i headed home...i was so tired. i managed to get in a short 10 minute shower and then i fell into bed. ::yea i fell into bed i didnt lay down i fell...lol:: i need to get to bed earlier...i mean im awake all night then i dont go to bed till like noon. haha...no wonder im always tired lol. i did wake up around 3:30 to go wait for the mailman. i was sitting by the mail box for like an hour and i eventually feel asleep there. My mom showed up at my house around 4:30 and told me to go inside...that the mailman would eventually come once i stopped stalking him, lol. hmm..come to think of it the mailman did show up around 5:30...and i still h

So There!
Dear Cupcake, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, February 4: Just because somebody's inquiring about your love life doesn't mean you have to disclose. Keep your boundaries firm right now and be ready to just smile and say 'thanks' for some unasked-for opinions.

Aenima Tribute W String Orchestra
SING ALONG FUCKERZ Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfo

Why I Became A Special Education Major
Children are precious. I don't know if you have ever been around children with special needs. My heart is big enough to find love for these angels. The children with Down syndrome are so loveable and precious. This child may take longer to say Momma I love you, but she speaks volumes with her smile and eyes. With Special Education programs, she can learn sign language and other methods of communicating with her parents. She can become a productive citizen in society. How do you say no to a beautiful baby like this one? Another case is Autistic children. Imagine having a child who at the age of 2years old. Stops making eye contact, no emotion, and no interation. With Special Education, these children can learn to interact and show love. Imagine how happy this mother was when her little boy played chase with her and recognized her as mom again. So many things I could post here. Keep these beautiful angels and others in your prayers. Why special education for me

Chocolate On Chocolate
> > No cheating. Pick your favorite dessert from the list below, then look >to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert >personality test, send this e-mail onto others, but when you do, be sure to >put your choice of dessert in the subject box above and resend it to the >person who sent this to you. > >If you were making a dessert and you had your choice of those below or >(some great bakery was baking the dessert of your choice), which would you >choose? > >Angel food >Brownies >Lemon Meringue >Vanilla with Chocolate Icing >Strawberry Short Cake >Chocolate on Chocolate >Ice Cream >Carrot Cake >Cherry Pie > >NO ... You can't change! your mind once you scroll down! So think >carefully, what your choice will be! OK - Now that you've made your choice, >this is what research says about you! > >? >? >? >? >? >? > >Angel Food... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A >little nutty at times. Sometimes you need

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are!
I am a DOVE! LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse Januar25 - 31 ~ Lion February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March 13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey August 16 - 25 ~ Lion August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle September 01 - 14 ~ Dove Septem

Sex
If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. W

Hello Every O Ne
how was every one weekend so far? i wish we had more snow out there , i am going to close for the night will be have ing more nsfw pics up once i am allowed to do so , if u want o help me make it so i can add some new ones feel free to help me with points and iw ill do the same to u , if u want o know more bout me feel free to im me on yahoo, lov eya all good night , sleep tight ,

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us!!!!
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!! LOST IN THE DARNDEST An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." ________________________________________________________________________ FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

Comments On Pics And Profile
I have decided to turn off all my comments off for a while if u need to get ahold of me use the private message or shout box .As for how long I'm not sure .To that one certain someone don't think I'm EVIL because I'm not mad a Little hurt but hey I'm a big boy I'll get over it .You know your a very special ANGEL and always will be to me ............later people Michael

Why I Was Gone....
Long story short why i was gone from this world. Computer i was uesing was a rental, had to turn back in to save some money for a while. Well in the time i was gone, i was able to save enough money, an was able to gain money to help me w/other things to. As you can see im back on line know, have computer back (tho its not the same one i had, but its ok) I Own this one. WooHoo I did miss chattin w/everyone that i chatted with. Some of you i kept in contect w/ when i was able to get to a computer. Hopfully will chat again w/u all again soon.

Where Will Our Children Live...
Where Will Our Children Live... A lonesome warrior stands in fear of what the future brings, he will never hear the beating drums or the songs his brothers sing. Our many nations once stood tall and ranged from shore to shore but most are gone and few remain and the buffalo roam no more. We shared our food and our land and gave with open hearts, We wanted peace and love and hope, but all were torn apart. All this was taken because we did not know what the white man had in store, They killed our people and raped our lands and the buffalo roam no more. But those of us who still remain hold our heads up high, and the spirits of the elders flow through us as if they never died. Our dreams will live on forever and our nations will be reborn, our bone and beads and feathers all will be proudly worn. If you listen close you will hear the drums and songs upon the winds, and in the distance you will see....the buffalo roam again.

Dedicated To My Grandmother
A friend of mine named Missy shared this poem with me and it touched me so much! HER JOURNEY‘S JUST BEGUN Don’t think of her as gone away---her journey’s just begun, life holds so many facets ---this earth is only one. Just think of her as resting from the sorrow and the tears in a place of warmth and comfort where there are no days and years. Think of how she must be wishing that we could know today how nothing but our sadness can really pass away. And think of her as living in the hearts of those she touched…for nothing loved is ever lost---and she was loved so much !! E. Brenneman

Random Things.
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:Einifffit. What did you do last night?:Play in the snow. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:A picture I guess. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:No. Last time you swam in a pool?:This summer. What are you wearing?:PJs. How many cars have you owned?:None. Type of music you dislike most?:Country. Are you registered to vote?:No. Do you have cable?:No. What kind of computer do you use?:HP/Gateway. Ever made a prank phone call?:Yes. You like anyone right now?:Yes. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:I'd maybe go bungee jumping. Furthest place you ever traveled?:That'd probably have to be Wisconsin. What's your favorite comic strip?:There are so many, but I guess Cyanide and Hapiness or Orneryboy. Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:I think so. Shower, morning or night?:Both/either. Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Blood Diamond. Favorit

Date Night
Well so went on my first date since being single. I was a little nervous, its been a while sorry. Took her to Chili's and I hate to admit this, but i excused myself in time to make it to the front door and barf up the food. Needless to say she didnt see it but im sure others did. Well cleaned myself up, recovered my breath. Thank God 4 gum. Took her to see the movie: Cause I said so. For a chick flick guys, it was good. Funny, it was...yes(yoda) anyways, all in all it was a good night and course I did all the gentleman duties of opening doors, and so forth. Oh and guys sorry no didnt do the nookie cause well I wasn't after that, didn't even kiss, just hugged. So another date is set up :) It was a swell night!

Inner Workings Of My Mind
I'm sitting here viewing the inner workings of my mind that are hidden from the view of an eye.Cannals of a bruised mind by emotional blows.It;s a mixture of pain and misunderstanding with different perceptives.One is man ,two is woman.Generally neither one is all right nor all wrong but the most devastating is the children who are often scared from the adults emotional feelings.I can remember as a child the first thoughts of their relationship.I would ask my mom why she stayed every other day.And here I am been through 2 divorces,I guess besides living unahappily it made me not want to fight for love or just give up too quickly.Something thats suppose to be so precious seems to be only a dissapointment these days.Giving secrets away to someone who had inspected them and walked away Saying by virtue of actions that I am not enough!I guess if our physical bodies knew no pain we would have no way of knowing when we were going too far,and injure ourselves beyond repair because nothing wou

By My Princess Its Hot Baby
"First Round!" ( ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!) I will take you now by the hand, Lay down damn it, I push you on the bed. I strip my clothes off doing a dance instead Revealing my nice breast you take it all in. Ill feel your arms giving you a chill, Make you so horny ,Please be still. Removing your shirt over your head Kissing and sucking your pecks, over and again. At this point you will be so hard Yearning for my mouth to be on your bod. Unbuckle your pants and off they will go My mouth makes its way to the base you moan. I kiss and suck the base of your dick You continue to moan uummm suck it suck it. I do what you say without hesitation I cant wait, my mouth waters with anticipation. I slide my tongue all the way up your fat cock. Inserting it slowly, starting to suck While tasting pre-cum, the whole thing in my mouth I grab it firmly and up and down. I wont let you cum no way no how I want to enjoy it longer soaking in my mouth. I move f

How To Become One Of Pimp Daddy's Hotties!!
1st you must have a salute or be able to prove to me that you are real. 2nd you must have atleast 3 nude or semi nude pics. 3rd you can send me a message if you would like to be one of my hotties! i will message you back if i think you meet all qualifications to be one of my hotties!

The End Of Heartache
I feel mistrusting of the human race right now. I guess building people up to only push them down is the new cool thing to do. Some days it seems like I'll never find anyone decent to form a friendship with.

Story 8
She was on her way to visit her best friend in Texas that she hadn't seen in a few years and to attend her wedding. Her flight was scheduled for 6:30 in the evening and had arrived in plenty of time to check, in and have a leisurely drink. As she sat sipping at her drink, she noticed a man standing at the other end of the bar. He looked over at her and smiled raising his glass. As he finished his drink, he disappeared. Just as she finished her drink, she decided to go to the departure lounge. There were only a few people in the departure lounge. As she was looking around, she noticed someone who looked familiar. He saw her enter the departure lounge and all he could do was smile at her. A call went out over the loud speaker for the flight and all the passengers started boarding the plane. She took, her seat at the back of the plane and to her surprise the same man, who had been smiling at her, had a seat right next to her. She was wearing a short skirt and a blouse, he was look

Story 7
She stopped by his office for office hours. It was last, she wasn't sure if he'd even be in his office. She knocked on his door and was kind of surprised he answered it. She knew at that moment, she was going to go through with her plan. Just from the look in his eyes. HIs eyes gave him away, he was hungry for her and he couldn't deny it. When he opened his office door, he knew he was going to have a lot of two stepping to do. But he didn't know if he could. He had had fantasies of girls in school uniforms, and here she was standing before him in a white shirt, mini plad skirt, black knee high stockings and high heels. Who knows what was under the outfit, he sure the hell wanted to find out though. He ushered her in and sat at his chair behing the desk. He was thankful for the desk. He could at least hide his growing erection from her wandering eyes. She sat down, but didn't cross her legs or try to hide anything under her skirt. He soon found out she was wearing nothing underne

Im Sorry/ladies Do U Know Someone Like This
nice guys do finish last "To all the girls who look past the nice guys" I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an arsehole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with

Story 6
A weekend escape from the real world is what they both needed. He had invited her to his family's cabin for the weekend. He had gotten to the cabin first; so that he could set it up and make it look perfect for her when she got there. He made a fire and he remembered she wanted to make love in front of a fire place with soft romantic music playing. He heard a car door slam shut, he went and turned the lights off. As soon as he did that, he heard a soft knock on the door. He opened the door to let her in. She stepped into the cabin and as he shut the door, he was glad she got there when she did as the snow was starting to fall harder. She stepped into the cabin and looked around in amazement. He remembered every detail of how she wanted to make love to him. She saw the fireplace going and a wine bottle on ice, it was ready to be opened. Next to the wine on ice was a small bowl of strawberries. She couldn't believe it and she heard soft romantic music playing. He came up behind her

7 Types Of Sex, Which Do U Do?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

Things I Hate
Ok, it's been a while since I've been on Cherry, but hey at least I didn't forget about it...anyone to the point of this blog... I need to get somethings off my chest To the lady who talks on her cell phone while speeding down the main street in my city. You ever think to HANG up the phone and DRIVE?! I mean seriously, you swerve in and out of lanes, almost hitting me EVERY damn night when I come home from work, and you have the nerve to give me an evil glare? I'm not the one who can't see the white lines! Obviously if you can't stay in the street lines, I'd hate to see how you color. If you'd get off the phone maybe people would stop flipping you off and screaming at you. To my neighbor across the hall. I know you're old, and over-weight, but put a frigging shirt on! I don't really want to see your belly. And if I know on your door for something, like a corkscrew, answer the friggin door, I have no interest in anything you have in your apartment! I'm a cripple who can't eve

The Art Of Besos
Sensuous lips move across your lover's body as he waits the kiss that is bound by love Opening his heart to express all he feels you join with him as lovers should Sweet kisses are rained upon his face his glorious touch you cannot wait Gently touching and caressing your breasts his pulse quickens deeply upon your intent You caress his chest with your sweet loving lips he beckons for you to continue with this You want to make his wishes come true He reaches for you and your heart skips a beat This is the moment that your heart has been waiting for He touches your face and caresses your neck and gently runs his fingers down the length of your back The feel of his tongue inside your sweet mouth sends fireworks straight to your heart He loves you, you know its true He opens is heart to love all of you He looks into your eyes and the love that is there is by far what he desires above all He touches your hand and moves towards you Showin

Story Five
He stands at the bar, drinking his drink. He looks around looking for someone he was supposed to meet at this particular bar. He hears the door open, he looks up and notices the angel who walked into the bar. As she walks through the door, she quickly scans the bar looking for the man she was supposed to meet at this particular bar. She spots him standing at the bar staring at her. She slowly and seductively walks toward him. He watches her as she makes her way toward him. She is wearing a tight black mini skirt and a lot cut black blouse. He is betting on it that she has nothing on under either her skirt or her blouse. As he scans down her sexy body, he notices that she is wearing black high heels. Those heels make her legs look longer and sexier. Once she reaches the bar, she orders a drink. She turns and looks at the man who had watched her walk across the bar and smiles at him. She then goes to a corner booth and he follows her. He sits next to her and leans over to her

In My Dreams
MY PERFECT WOMAN MUWAH!!! Romance and Relationships ___8___MMOOOOOOOO8888MOOO8888OOOOO888888888888OOOOOOOOMm8_____4 _______8MOOOOOOO8888MOOOOO888OOOOOOO88OOO8888888OOOOOOOOMm____2 ______88MMOOOOO8888MOOOOOOO88OOOOOOOO8OOOOO888888OOOMOOOOOM _____8888MOOOOO888MMOOOOOOOO8OOOOOOOOOOOMOOOO8888OOOOMOOOOM ____88888MOOOOO88OMOOOOOOOOOO8OOOOOOOOOOOMOOO8888OOOOOOMOOM ___88_888MMOOO888OMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMO8888OOOOOOOOOMO ___8_88888MOOO88OOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMO88OOOOOOOOOOOOM _____88888MOOO88OOMOOOOOOOOOO*88*OOOOOOOOOOMO88OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ____888888MOOO88OOMOOOOOOOOO88@@88OOOOOOOOOMOO88OOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ____888888MMOO88OOMMOOOOOOOO88@@88OOOOOOOOOMOOO8OOOOOOOOOOOOOO*8 ____88888__MOOO8OOMMOOOOOOOOO*88*OOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO88@@ ____8888___MMOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO88@ _____888____MOOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*8 _____888____MMOOOOOOOMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOOMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ______88_____MOOOOOOOOMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMOOOOOMMOOOOOOOO

Damn It To Hell!
SHIT! As if the cracked heater exchange on the roof of the house Friday wasn't bad enough... As if not being able to get the fucking thing fixed until Tuesday didn't make it worse... As if everyone in the fucking house wasn't sick with some nasty winter cold... Now the gods had to throw a fucking car-fire into the mix... No, no one was hurt - it was an interior fire that stayed in the car and burned itself out. But now the car may be totalled out - won't know for sure until Monday, earliest... What the fuck did I do to deserve this string of luck?! Did I step on a fairy?!?! Who fucking knows, all I know is I feel like shit, hell seems to have frozen over - and all I can do is sit here and watch. My neighbor's guests have me worried about my children's safety. Outside at 2am blowing car horns, and then again at 8am (not quite as bad, except that we were all still asleep) and shouting at the top of their lungs for someone else to 'get in the fucking car' and brandishing a long '

Which One Is You?
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS

Merry Meet
hello everyoneim 24,wiccan,love the outdoors,meeting and chatting with spirtual individuals.love to dance and appreciate all forms of beauty and entertainment!! just wanna chat aboput various topics:wicca,druidism,vamprism,the fae,anything!!drop me a message. i live in the cold state of wis!!lol.... i have a 3yr.old boy who drives me up a wall!!!lol

You Never Know Unless You
IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS Be honest If you really like someone right now, And miss them right at this moment, And can't get them out of your head, Then let them know, And whoever you are missing, Mite lead you to alittle taste of heaven! lol chief zmanbearclan

Story Four
She had dreamt of this day for so long, now it was actually happening. She was going to be able to see her best friend for the first time in a long time, rather the first time ever. She heard a car door slam, she looked out her window. She saw him, he was as handsome as ever and every feeling she had locked away had come flooding back to her. He was exhausted from the long drive, but he was happy to finally be here. He was excited about finally getting to see her and spend time with her. He walked up to her door and knocked and waited. He was nervous. He didn't know what he would do when she opened the door. She heard the knock, she ran to the door and opened it. She ushered him in and gave him a huge hug. He was surprised at how happy she was to see him and just hugged her back. Once they let go of each other, they looked into each others eyes and felt the same connection they've felt every time they've talked. That connection drew them into a passionate kiss. She couldn't be

Yah
So im sittin here smokin a cig and drinkin some wine. I dont advice people with high blood pressure to open a cork wine. I did for the first time tonight and when the top flew across the room i screamed and almost pee'd my pants :)

Story Three
They were kissing with so much passion and want and need. He felt his way up her shirt toward her pert tits. He started massaging them, pinching her nipples. He lifted her shirt up and over her head. He unhooked her bra and lowered his head and started to suck on her nipples. He sucked on her nipples long and hard massaging and pinching the tit he wasn't working on with his tongue and mouth. Teasing her nipples with his fingertips and tongue. He laid her back on the bed and undid the button and zipper to her pants. He took of her pants and panties. Her pussy was already wet with excitement, he could already smell the sweet scent of her excitement. He pulled her legs up onto his shoulders and licked his way up her smooth inner thights until he reached her hot wet cunt. She was practically begging him to eat her cunt and he wanted her to really enjoy the cunt licking he intended to give her. He reached up with both hands and fondled her firm tits, rolling her stiff nipples between

Story Two
As he stood outside the store watching her, he watched her move swiftly, but with such beauty and poise. He watched her full rounded asscheeks as he pretended to be watching the puppies. He was planning his next move. Finally, he enteres the store and walks up to her and asks her if she'd like to grab a cup of coffee when her shift was over with. She agreed. After they got coffee, he asked her where she'd like to go. She simply said, "your place." Those simple words got his heart pumping faster. They were both silent as he drove, her fingers running up and down her thighs, acting like he wouldn't notice her beautiful legs. He turned onto his street and suddenly her fingers are on HIS thighs slowly inching their way up to his crotch. Fumbling for his keys and unlocking the door, he finally gets it open. He leads her down the hall kissing her the entire way. Once in the bedroom, she takes complete control. In one swift movement, she has his belt unbuckled and his pants undown. She

My Ex Wifes Best Friend
We've had our Great Dane, Tyrone, for about a year now and though my wife was the one who originally wanted the dog, we have both developed a friendly rapport with the animal; playing with him, taking him for walks, etc. My wife though, is home throughout the day and has always been the one to feed him and clean up after him, so naturally it didn't take long for Tyrone to begin to favor her over me. Things started to get a little weird this past Spring. On more than one occasion, I'd come home after a hard days work expecting dinner to be fully prepared and on the table, only to find my wife sprawled out on the living room floor in a state of arousal, with Milk-Bone dog biscuits scattered all around her @#$% body. I don't know why I didn't put the pieces together sooner. Maybe I was in denial, maybe I was just stupid, but the fact remains that I let things linger. Meanwhile our sex life deteriorated. We used to copulate at least twice a day -which still was barely enough for he

Stop Discrimination~part 3
A few weeks ago I wrote part two…now it's time for part three. After much thought about what topic to breach next, I finally choice money as this one's topic. Today most women work. We are making our own money, working hard for it like men do. Now why is it so many women still expect a man to pay for everything? Now doesn't a man work just as hard as a woman for their money? Stop expecting him to pay for everything. If he offers, say thank you and mean it. He works hard to make his money. He has his bills to pay and chooses to spend his hard earned money on you. Be grateful not stuck up. If he wants to wants to pay that's ok, but don't expect it. It's his choice to do so, but prepare yourself to pay your own way too. If you (ladies) make the plans for the date don't expect him to foot the bill. Using the same logic (or illogic depending on how one looks at it), when you are asked out by a guy, then expecting him to pay, wouldn't the same rules apply in reverse? Y

Storry One
you come over, i'm in the shower. you decide to strip down and joing me in the shower. when you step into the shower and i see you for the first time, all i can say is, "mmmm." I push you so you are under the water and start to was you, soaping you up and running my hand down to your manhood and slowly stroking you. Feeling and stroking your shaft and taking my other hand and fondling your balls. You whisper in my ear, " i have to sit down or I'm going to fall down." I help you get into a sitting position and then i straddle you, squatting right over your hard cock. Slowly, I sink down filling my pussy with your hard throbbing cock. "ahhhhh mmmmmm," is all you can manage to say as your cock is enveloped in hot slippery pussy. I'm so wet, there is almost no friction. My hips slide toward your head and then reverse themselves in an almost alarming violence. you put your hands on my breats as i ride you. you squeeze them, lick them, suck on them and tease them. I lean forward and whips

Hush Lyrics/poem By Amanda Kathryn (dedicated)
I wait in silence for your hand to touch, but every time I reach there's nothing to hold onto. I see the beauty in what was there before but it faded with the night and sun that rises. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I whisper to you so he can't hear me, but my heart beats so loud it is almost deafening. I see your eyes and don't want to leave, because everything makes sense when you are here with me. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I wish, in silence. I dream, of you. I wait, for morning. I write, to you. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with

Stuffi Wrote Friday Night
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070201/ap_on_fe_st/bko_tallest_player Ok. I went to the barber today. ( I have drill tomarrow. ) I like the people there. I talked to them about the hostile stuff that is going on. I guess it's cheaper than strippers and councilers and stuff. I haven't been getting much sleep at night latly. I can't seem to sleep latly. I had to take my ex-gf to the physical therupist today. so I had to be there by 9am. I slept most of the day after that. Right now I'm watching a Chuck Norris movie. Logan's War. I watched Hard As Nails before that. What a fun movie that was... Lots of stabbing and sword fighting. Very little blood though. It was stupid but funny when looked at in the right way. It had lots of strippers, so I was happy. I guess I"ll see things are by tomarrow. Hopefull I make it to saltlake on time and stuff, and things go well. I talked to the recruiter today to see if he could help me out on the tuition assistance website thing. ( He doesn't kn

Woww .....
yeah i just got some not so good news like thursday..... well it depends on how u look at it if its good or not. My boyfriend and i are expecting..... (if ya know what i mean) and i think its a good thing in a way becus i love kids but im still in school so its going to be hard...... but i love my boyfriend with all my heart and i know he will stay by me.... but im tired so im goin to go to bed... good night*

Cherrytap's Littlest Valentine Contest!!!!
Love My Words Ok... I am going to hold a contest for our littlest valentines.. i will be accepting pics of children ages 0 -11, the pic must be of your child or granchild!!!!(neice nephew ect..) I will be counting rates and votes.. so comment bombing is ok!!! Also use of sticky's and blasts are fine as they generate money to keep this place going!!! ;p the contest will run from 9 am on feb 7th to 9 pm on feb 14th!!! all entrants will receive a gift... a teddy bear!!! 1st place will receive $20,ooo... in gift/s of their choosing 2nd place will recive $10ooo in gift/s of their choosing 3rd place will recive $5ooo in gift/s of their choosing. I reserve the right to pull your photo at anytime if i suspect cheating or if i find that the photo you use is not your relative. If you are interested please send me a private message containing link to your photo. I will rip the photo to a prvate album till the contest opens. I will relaese all pics once the con

Who Would?
Ok, i'm fresh out of a divorce and i am looking to start dating again however it's been so long i find it hard to get out there and not only find a date but i am no longer in the mood for games and immaturity that comes with the hunt. Is there anyone that knows what im talking about and are there any suggestions from women out there. I have not tried to pick up a girl in years now i am being thrown to the wolves so to speak. i would really like to hear imput. and who would date me if they could honestly...

Graphics By Rick (cutie With The Best Bootie Contest)
First event to be held by Graphics By Rick will be the Cutie With The Best Bootie Contest. 10 Ladies Are Required.You will need to submit or direct me to one image of yourself from the back showing off your perfectly shaped bottom. (this must be a full sized image of yourself no cropped pics!) Once I have all 10 contestants the contest will be launched. The girl with the most comments will win. comment bombing will be allowed. contest will run for exactly 7 days. Girls that are interested please contact me and let me know you want in. Prizes will be as follows. 1st Prize A Diamond Ring ( plus your winning image on my homepage) with the caption of "Winner Hottest Beauty With A Booty On Cherry Tap" 2nd and 3rd Prize winners will receive a pair of diamond earrings and will win the shared title "Best Runner Up" and "Lady In Waiting" I hope to makes this a fun event and that all will enjoy it.And to all that enter may the best girl win! Cheers.. Rick (repost

2nd Chances
DO YOU BELIVE IN 2ND CHANCES?YOU EVER LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE AND WANT A 2ND CHANCE EVEN AFTER THEY HURT YOU?EVEN IF IT MEANS JUST BEING FRIEND'S WELL I DO I BELIVE IN GIVEING SOMEONE A 2ND CHANCE AND I HAVE AND HOPEFULLY IT WON'T BE A MISTAKE I KNOW IT COULD NEVER BE ANYHING MORE THEN FREINDSHIP BUT THAT'S BETTER THEN NOT HAVEING THEM IN MY LIFE AT ALL.YES IT WILL BE HARD BUT LIFE IS HARD SO WHAT THE HELL.THIS PERSON KNOW'S WHO I'AM TALKING ABOUT(I HOPE).HE IS A SWEET GUY AND I DO WANT HIM IN MY LIFE AGAIN.LIFE IS TO DAMN SHORT TO HOLD A GRUGE OVER SOMETHING STUPIED

Grrrrrr
Im so tired of women. I try to be sweet and just get stepped on all the time. So am done with them. There is no such thing as an honest one. I just dont get it...I like to think im somewhat attractive... I dont lie I dont cheat and I would do anything for anyone. It just doesnt make sense. Im just better off in my own little world and not with anyone. I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to a

Be Honest Which One Is You..
Grandfather Oak wrote: hmm which are you I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

Addiction
Addiction After many years, and many pills, washed down by way of an ignoring attitude, and a glass of wine… A hopeless rescue attempt for my soul ensued In danger of extinction, because of ridiculous indecencies I went and surrounded myself with again and again And if this modern day myth, portrays my situation in the worst way, I do apologize... Even if I seem distracted and recklessly sentimental about it all But like a circle, life comes back around on itself... Remaining the ever costant certainty in this so-called linear age of humanity Shrugging off my identity, along side a piece of responsibility again Seems like it's the thousandth time in twenty some-odd years Shedding my present style just like a snake discards its skin... But despite my best efforts, I feel it is all leading up to the end My world of late has been a series of distractions, ruses and miss direction Old addictions, acting in new ways... Friends, twisted and turned, until they rese

We Are All The Same
We are all the same living here in the world The black, the white, the boys, the girls We are all the same we all have knowledge and common sense We all have problem to worry about we all get tense We all want to do great in life Every man wants to be a good husband to his wife We are all the same we need clothes and food We all feel sad we all get angry or feel blue We all need help one time or another We all need a home with shelter for cover We are all the same a mouth, a nose, and two eyes We all feel pain, one day we all will die We are all the same we have to obey the laws We are all the same remember we all have flaws Damon Latrell Taylor

Greed
I really can't belive I found someone even more greedy than my 5th ex wife. Now, my 3rd wants a piece of the action. We were divorced 10 years ago last week. To set this up, we bought a house together in 1995 and close in February 1996. She moved out in June of that year and filed for divorce, which was final in January 1997. Part of our separation aggreement was that I was to remain sole owner of the house and to redo the financing to remove her name. I tried a couple times and was turned down. In November 2002, I was at the half way point of paying off the mortgage and on a whim, looked at refinancing options. I found a 15 year baloon for 5.25%. I applied and was approved for this which I took out a few thousand cash on the equity. I don't know why they did it, but they required an appraisal which cost me another 300 bucks. They were concerned that the house was worth enough so I would have no more than 80% loan to value. No big deal when it was appraised just above

What's New, Pussycat
So it's been a while...sue me. I've been working on a TV project, but it's not a TV project cause we'd show it on a website, and it would be a creatively different show due to lack of funds. That's when you get to be mondo-creative...when you've got no funds. I don't want to bring it to TV producers because I want 100% creative control of this for a while. I've got a very particular vision, I know exactly what I want and don't want...so...it should be something resembling David Lynch meets Angel meets Grande Ourse (Québec tv series). Should be lots of fun. We might have leads on our robbers from a few weeks back. Some of the stuff has been found in a pawn shop. Fingers are crossed. This is me... And you're leaving.

Don't Hate
Hate is a word I just can't stand To me hate is like wishing death on another man You should never hate someone for who they are You can hate the whole world but it wont get you far Hate is something anyone can do Lots have hated me, I hope no one hates you Hate is something that can be carried though life Hate can make a wife kill her husband or husband kill a wife I was hated before for just walking down the street At 8,they call me the N word and threw pizza crust at me I would never hate because the color of someone's skin I don't care if you're white, black, or we can still be friends God loves us all so why should we hate Hate wont get in heaven's gates. Damon Latrell Taylor

Newest !
Our Beach You and I walk hand in hand Under the stars and through the sand Waves crash with thundering sound With love for each other our heart does pound Kisses deep and passions caress Slowly we both do undress Holding and touching excitement grows Both of us loving for our soul knows That hand in hand we will go through life Facing all through the joys and strife Passion unending we will always share For two who are one nothing else can compare Holding and loving there on our beach You’re the one who brought the stars within reach By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Lusting Alone
I haven't had good sex in a very long time. Its really getting to me!!! I want to be bitten, clawded, I reallly like knife play, oo yeah!! I haven't yet found my pain thresold, my friends speculated that mine is soo high I could be put in a hospital amd not find it . . . . hhhmmm . . . . . delightfully wicked thoughts. Getting close to trolling that bars and saying fuck me now to the first guy that looks decent . . . naaaaaa. Still, ggggrrrrr! Fuck me now!!! please?

Momma's Boy
It was 1977 Damon Latrell was born on April eleventh The first born son of my mom and dad But they didn't stay together, but life wasn't that bad A loving mother, always said to respect that jerk When all he would do is lie and hurt She would give her last for the happiness of her kids She would say she loved us, no matter what we did She was the one who taught me to pray, before I went to sleep at night She also said "You don't have to be what people call you, and words are no reason to fight" Any problem I had my mom was always there I learned to respect people , she taught me to be fair Just her alone and she raised us all fine I have to thank God for a mother like mine Call me a momma's boy, I wont get mad But what would you call me if I was anything like my dad?

God's Beauty Tips..
God's Beauty Tips Please consider . . . * For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. * For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other people. * To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment and the need to control others. * To improve your ears, listen to the Word of God. * Rather than focus on the thorns of life, smell the roses and count your blessings, giving thanks for each one of them. * For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem. * To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day; Touch someone with your love. * To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others. * Don't worry and hurry so much. Rather than walk this earth lightly, walk firmly with determination and leave your mark. * For the ultimate in business, casual or evening attire, put on the robe of Christ; it fits like a glove but allows room for growth. Best of all, it never goes out of style and is appropriate for any occasion. * Doing these things

For My Baby
yulp i love him and he's gonna be my valintine i don't kno wut i would do i lost you. your the one that makes me relize that i do have sumth'n good in my life and makes me want to get up in the morn'ns. you turn my bad dayz into good dayz juss by think'n about you i love you so much baby for ever and for alwayz yours muah

Stupid Idiots And Computers (from Bullitin)
> There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". > Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): > > Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" > Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." > Operator: "What sort of trouble??" > Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." > Operator: "Went away?" > Caller: "They disappeared." > Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" > Caller: "Nothing." > Operator: "Nothing??" > Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anythi

The Lost *****to All The Men And Women That Serve Us In The Us Military*****
To war you march, trained in what you must know you hide your fear well adorning a face of bravery no one can look through when deep inside your breaking. They tell you at the barracks you might die and leave everone behind the thoughts of your love ones morning chills you to the bone. You fear becoming one of the lost to a war that makes no sense all you can do is follow the war order of a lame leader with a mind for violence. Fear turns to energy in your body befor you know it you are on the fields of war your friends dieing around you but what for you ask yourself. Yet your loyalty to your contry rings in your heart and the kinhood to your fellow brothers and sister to fght to save them and keep them safe burns on, you stride on with a purpose greater then any and that is to stay alive. So to all our men and women keep safe and come home the yellow ribbon is up on that old oak tree. OOH RAH SEMPER FI !!!

Thanks A Lot
It's all in your mind, She said the darkness and the light, The clock, it bleeds for you but you never got the timing right, I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night, And I felt alright. All hands on deck boys 'cause this ship was made to sink. Your swabber salutes you now, but I know what he's thinking. I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night, And I felt alright. The clothes she wears mis-fit, and she's nervous when she speaks, Her zombie Mom and Dad live in a separate house of freaks. I woke you up and I slit the throat of your confidence, And we laughed in the night and I felt alright. I'm the one for you, 'Cause I know all the dirty things you like to do, I'm the fear in your eyes, I'm the fire in your flies, I'm the sound that's buzzing round your head.

Father Of The Year
How could you care about one and not the others You lying bastard you never cared about me, my sisters, and brothers You say you love her, you say you care She is only one you are a father to, how could you dare You ruined all your kids lives So take care of your own daughter you and your wife She wants to spend time with us, is all you say I know you Aaron you want a baby sitter that you don't have to pay She is the youngest, the last kid you had You better be a good father to her, instead of the run-a-way dad Those lies you told us really did hurt But we all stopped believing in you, so now your lies didn't work Your the worst kinda person in the whole world Why couldn't you be a father to all your 5 boys and 5 girls We have different last names but that's OK 9 of us never had a father, why couldn't you stay We all have talked and gotten along We also agree, it's not our fault, what you did was wrong How could you love one and not the rest We want

I'm Way Behind...need Your Votes!!!
Vote, vote, vote! Thanks to all who have been voting and bombing my pic in the VIC and Super Pimpin Gift Contest! Your help is appreciated. I still have a long way to go, though. Please keep going by to vote and try to encourage others to vote as well. The contest runs until 10 PM on Valentine's Day, so I still have time to catch up to some. I can't do it without you, though. Click my pic below to vote. Thanks, my friends! :o)

Is This Me/
Courtesy of MsTags.comYou Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?

Happiness Starts Slowly
My friends fiance was released n the charges were dropped from when Josh set him up... Josh was served with an order for protection so he can no longer hurt me, but i still miss him and am having a hard time with this confusion... even though he was a bomb just waiting to go off, with his depression and anger problems and that he robbed me when he left, and while he was staying with me, as it turns out... i still miss the Josh that i thought he was... but he had me fooled... things are slowly starting to look up, and i am so glad! It's about time. lol :)

English Narrative... "january Is....."
Robin Cropper English Composition 1 Dragoun January is both a very rough and joyous month for me. In January of 1993 my mother went into the hospital to have her liver transplant. That is one day I will never forget. It was the 15th of January and my mother woke me from my sleep earlier than usual. She explained, “It is that time, Robin. The hospital paged me. A liver has been found and I need to go to the hospital.” I knew what she meant. The fear I felt at that moment was indescribable. I listened as my mother and grandmother told me what to expect. “Robin,” my grandmother said, “Your mother is very sick. You know this. She is going to the hospital and the doctors will make her better. She will be gone for a while and I know this will be tough for you. You need to be brave.” I could not speak. I was only eight years old and far too young to fully comprehend what was happening. In a way, I thought my mother was simply going on a trip. She told me “I know you’re scared and I am t

Tattoo Contest
I'm in a tattoo contest. Not sure when it ends (didn't even know it started 'til a little bit ago). I'm pretty sure it's by comments, but I'd just appreciate it if you'd go and drop a vote ... Thanks!

Hello People
hello people it's been a while since i was last on lol but yeah to my new friends thanks fro the add hope everybody is doin good well things with me are goin ok things could be better lol but yeah well that's all for now hope to talk to some of you guys out there much luv, ~ashlyn~ =^.^=

My Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to getWhat Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Long Way Round
Long Way Round is a motorcycle diary of Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman. I'd always been fascinated by books like "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" - "Ghost Rider" (A motorcycle Diary written by Neal Pert of Rush) - and now "Long Way Round" it's been the source of great inspiration for me to motivate myself into my own life's journey, and when you have deep inspiration you just have to share it.... It's my hope to take an EBate Class, Rent a Bike, and find my own life's journey.... I've spent too many years cooped up looking to find myself, when really I don't think my spirit is locked inside, it might just be a spirit I need to chase down the open highway. I hope to God I can accomplish this and have a finished product as glorious as those works that have inspired me. ~Autumn Pheonix

No Mercy !!
Well hmmmm, Let's see, we had the best time on Thursday night. Kicked ass on the other team which is always great but the Calendar girl & I shred a drink & compared titties! lol She won that match besides the pool match she kickes ass in ! Can't wait till next Thursday when we do it all over again! Sine we are 8 matches ahead in 1st place !!!!!!!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Against Racism..
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism

For Guys And Girls. =p
Top 10: Striptease Songs The visual caress of a well-executed striptease can turn almost any man into a light-headed, panting puddle on the floor. And that’s just the impersonal work of a stripper. Getting a girlfriend to agree to a personal erotic dance is one of life’s great pleasures. But if you think getting her to do it is tough, getting her to do it well is even harder. Sitting there while a girl self-consciously flails around can be the ultimate mood killer. However, you can help by choosing the music. The right song can make all the difference in the world. Pick the wrong one and watch the clumsy fumbling begin, but pick the perfect one, and watch her lose herself in the music. With so much at stake, it’s only fair that we give you a few suggestions. We’ve dug deep too, going beyond clichés like Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” or strip club staples like “Leave Your Hat On.” Pick your favorite, dim the lights, sit back, and enjoy the show. Number 10 "Pony" Ginuwine

Lol All About Asses!!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (_/_) a Liposuctioned ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

Contests!
Hello Everyone!!! Just a quick note to ask for your vote in two contests this month: 1.) Mouses' Models Room contest - Yahoo Group - March cover model for the Yahoo Group + $100 - must be a member of the group to vote. Can vote only once. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mouses_models_room/surveys?id=2430793 2.) Ms. Bikini World Contest - monthly contest - must be a member - can vote daily. I'd like to win one month this year - hee hee hee. http://www.msbikiniworld.com/contestant.php?id=melaniepitts If you aren't already a member of Howfamous.com, you may want to join (It's free!). I've got the heads up on some new and exciting changes that will be happening to the site in the future, so now would be a good time to post up a profile. Thank-you for taking the time to read! Have a great weekend! Melanie http://www.melaniepitts.com http://groups.msn.com/melaniepitts http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/melaniepitts http://www.fitnessnanaimo.com

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Got this from Little Dick Tom Tom's blog..thank you! Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me" A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Fuck It
havent been on in a while but that how it it goes with out the net anyways im talking to my managers about a possile promotionfo to lead instructor at work yay.. im taking larissa to her ultrasound in 2 weeks and travis is realy happy about that ..thats what you get for dating old friend dick head ill suport ..we all know your too childish to take care of your own kid anyways hell i learned before it was to late and she was to naiv to see it as soon as i did.. anyways im going to visit my friend sean in a couple days im very excited to get out of her for a while and actually take a real vacation other than organ anyways ttyl

Boring Day
I don't have a whole lot to say today except holy @##$# is it cold here. It probably wouldn't feel so bad if I had someone to keep me warm. Kids are great and all but they really aren't that much help!!! I need a night out!!

I'm Sick
I just wanted to hop on and check my mail etc. I've been sick since last night. I feel a little better but the muscle aches are still really bad and I keep breaking out in sweats. So I'm gonna go lay back down on my couch now. To all of you who have come by to visit my page, drop ratings or leave comments- thank you very much and I will try to return the favor once I'm better and have time to fight my dial up, lol. Take care everyone!

Another Test I Took For Vanentines Day
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Who's Colored?
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism

Life
Why does life have to be so complicating and full of so many obstacles I try so hard to make people smile but it's never good enough I see the pain I put the love my life through I try so hard to make things better between me and him I just wish I knew what I could do to make everything better I miss everyday that we use to have together but now there's this big wall between us I wish I could take everything back that I ever did wrong to him but I can't I can at lease try to make things better between me and him I don't ever want to loose him he means the world to me I just wish he knew that I know I have been a real bitch lately and I don't try to be all I want to say is I love you Kris more than anything and I would give you the world if I could if it would just make you smile seeing you smile is the highlight of my day you shall always be the biggest part of my heart I love you my angel.

The Play In Aisle
It was a warm day. Warm enough for me to be wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Mum was wearing bright sundress that stopped about 5 inches above her knees. All day I had been catching glimpses down the front of it when she lent forward, as the top was low cut with a couple of thin shoulder straps. She had big creamy white sexy breasts and her bra barely contained them. We had finished the shopping and the heat off of the pavement was cruel as we made our way to the bus. We had to make a bit of run for it as it was already waiting at the stop. We managed to make it and I took the bags from mum while she paid for us. I wandered down the aisle to the only free seat. It was next to an old man who was sleeping. Mum followed behind me and stood in the aisle. I offered my seat to her but she politely declined it. We had been traveling for about five minutes when she changed her mind. Taking the bags from my lap, she plonked herself down and turned to me "I hope you don"t mind me sitting on

Yay
so i quit smoking and started working out pretty heavy about 4 days ago, and ive alreaddy lost an inch off of every part of my body except the bust, lol but i can live with that haha, it may not seem like much but thats just 4 days so im pretty excited

Bdsm
The difference between chocolate and vanilla... is on the tip of my tongue. Vanilla cold and bland sliding down easily without thought. Blending with other flavors and losing its distinction. Vanilla is vanilla... no surprises no hidden swirls no pockets of startling sensation. I was raised on vanilla and I liked it but I wanted more. When I first tasted chocolate eased between my lips and carefully placed on my tongue and its dark and rich rivulets pooled down to collect and saturate I was hooked. So many varieties of chocolate to taste and try and torment myself with. Chocolate can be overwhelming too bittersweet for the tastes of everyone. Chocolate is passion and surprise with thick veins of flavor and recesses filled with heavy taste that explode and linger. Chocolate fills my mouth like vanilla never could. Chocolate feeds my hunger and satisfies my very soul. Chocolate is here on the tip of my tongue... come tas

Red Fridays
This one will really stir your patriotic blood. God bless our troops. BSP Subject: Fw: RED on Friday's I will wear RED on Friday's... A Simple Thank You Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq . I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I tur

The Meaning Of Love - From The Mouth Of Babes
The Meaning of Love - From The Mouth of Babes Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, it made my heart melt. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean? " The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: _____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody

Road To Peace - The Fundamentalist Killing On Both Sides Is Standing In The Path Of Peace
Pitchfork.com says about Tom Waits single, "Road To Peace" -"...It's also quite the political scamp, going on for a good seven minutes about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and questioning the ethics of the sitting U.S. president. At times it sounds like Waits is reading straight off the CNN ticker, but we forgive him, because these are vital topics that ought to be on folks' minds."If you havent heard this song. go Here to listen to it NOW.Road to Peaceby Tom Waits (off the new Brawlers album) Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old, He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home. And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away With more retribution an

Subject Humor On Relationships
Subject Humor on relationships A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wifeto wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell

Dont Fuckking Worry About Me K
y tell me that u care about me if u dont? y tell me u will come see me if u wont? y say ur gonna call and then never do y do stuff i ask u not to? y would u leave with someone u know i dont like and just to days before that u wanted me to fight? dont worry about me plz never again im fighting a losing battle that i know i cant win i guess i can sit here all day waiting on u to call while ur out having fun with ur friend at the mall i told u that u wouldnt see me before i went back but o no i promise i will see u...ya w.e fuck that u promised to call yet u forgot... u promised to come see me yet ur not... funny how things work...but i get it im gone i will just sit here as normal all alone so bye bye chelsea i love u very much more... and dont argue about this fact cuz with this one im sure

Breast Feeding And The Shoutbox
Alright, ripped from the headlines is the contrevorsey on breast feeding in public, should you, shouldn't you? I'm not a high enough level to do a Mumm yet, but I'm really torn on this issue. Why? Because I'm not sure where the line should be drawn between child welfare, and indecent exposure. Since when does a woman's body, in particular her breasts always have to be an object of sexuality? Their purpose is the feed a child when the woman gives birth and lactating. The US is one of the few, and I mean very few, countries where breast feeding is as not common place as baby bottles and formula. Obviously I'm a supporter of women being able to breast feed in public and not go into hiding in a bathroom stall to feed their child because they actually took the time to do the research and know that for the first six months of life, mothers who eat a healthy diet, and don't drink or smoke provide hands down the best way of feeding a child by best feeding. What I don't support are t

Imbolc
Imbolc was nice. I experience lots of nice things. I also found out i got kicked out of a bar for excessive drinking and stupid shit on my part. I gotta pace myself as far as drinking is concerned. NO more stupid shit when drink. Gotta keep it to a minimum. Besides i hate throwing up the lining of my stomach. It hinders with my masturbation hours (lol... but seriously i masturbate a 3 times during the day and i don't want anything interfering with that) and so moderation from here on out. I also need to find out a bridge point between count chocula and Vlad Dracula. SO no more drinking heavily until i get sick and start acting stupid and find out the similarites between Count Chocula and Dracula. I should have learned a long time ago but sadly i did not. SO from here on i will have to try harder not to be a dumb shit.

Official Language Of Hialeah
Official Language of Hialeah (Hiyeleah)! Body: Hialeah's Official Language: Berguerquín - Burger King Magdonal - McDonald's Equer - Eckerd Drugs Disni Guer - Disney World El queimar - K-mart Guolmar - Walmart Besbai - Best Buy store Sebenileben - 7-Eleven convenience store El Guindici - Winn-Dixie Supermarket El Pobli - Publix Supermarket Guashinton - Washington D.C. or one dollar Mayamibish - Miami Beach tonpai - Florida's Turnpike un picop - a pick-up truck un Bosguagon - a Volkswagen transporteichon - a barely adequate automobile un estop - a stop sign daontaon - Downtown area Maico - a man or boy named Michael tineiyer - teenager un yin - a pair of jeans pantijós - panty hose yaqui - a jacket or windbreaker pulove - a pull-over tichér - T-shirt (see "pulove") un su - a lawsuit un partain - a part-time job printear - to print; use a computer printer faxear - to fax taipear - to type incontá - Income Tax escoshitei - Scotch Tape el teipe - tape an

Booty Call Rules And Regulations...
Booty Call Rules And Regulations... Body: Date: __________, _____________ ____ @ ________ CST This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter refered to as "THE AGREEMENT") is entered into on the _____________ (DD/MM/YY) by ________________ (fill in name) and ________________ (fill in name) This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. NO sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morining 2. NO meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. NO calls before 10pm---- we dont have shit to talk about 4. None of the "lovemaking" shit---- only sex allowed. 5. NO emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) the answer is no, so dont ask. 6. NO plans made in advance--- that is why you are called "the backup" , unless you are from out of town, then its only a one time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted---- including money. 8. NO baby talk---however, di

Witches Birth
Witches birth White and black one on her back laying on a stone so cold Mystic sings with Celtic rhymes with moonlight shining below Firelight that glows warm and bright soothing her soul Coming of age so she can engage the only spell she knows The bride that’s right with the covens might will help her grow With spoken lines and ivy vines she prays with all her soul For seeing the light the witches birth tonight as the group grows Tranquil being is all she seeks as the circle begins to meet A prayer answerwd at the hour now she is a enchanted flower. Scott Baker

Two Scottish Nuns
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, " but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?

Don't
What happens though when even talking gets nowhere?..Can you learn to live with being always unsure?..At what point do you give up?..It takes two to recognise and two to be strong, two to say sorry and two to let each other love the other..A beautiful song ..enjoy Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Cherry Blast Contest Q/a
Hey here is some questions ive gotten about the contest.. 1_ Why do I need to sign it or have my name in it? Unless its totally obvious its from you, i just need to be able you haven't taken it from someone else. 2_ I don't have photoshop, how do I do it then? You don't need photoshop.. a simple sign you hold up with my name on it works. it all comes down to creativity and getting enough comments to be in the top 5 3_ Why are you so sexy? Ok thats just my ego talking.. haha I want everyone to make it simple and fun. The prize is for all the ppl that are friends with me on here. I can't wait to see what comes up!

So Whats Up
so whats been goin on in teh CT life? i aint been on here in a few days been gettin some things done around my house..gettin my car fixed over and over again and gettin stuff ready to go on my trip at the end of this month. i thought about ya all wonderin how everyone is doin hope everyone is safe happy and healthy and if ya live where it is colder then a well diggers ass like it is here in ohio...stay warm it fuckin cold out there. but anyway wanted to let ya all knw that i am back now and will be leaving comments soon

Research!
Ok, so research for my paper...blah blah, lead me to this. Which then led me to change the topic of my paper to better fit my research! Ahh, it's all something to live, learn and then laugh about? haha Top ten reasons men lie! Oh so true! hehe 1) To get sex. Ain't this the damn truth. If women were more up front about who they are sexually there wouldn't need to be lying to get sex. If women said, "3rd date, lets do it." Men wouldn't have to lie about how hot she looks, how sweet she is, blah blah, to get the booty. Men will always be constrained to submerge his true personality and adjust his opinions in the hopes of getting a lil sex. 2) They love to. (They don't believe anything is wrong with it) Well, if women stopped letting them lie this wouldn't be an issue. And usually it is a previous relationship/woman that teaches the man it is okay to lie so he carries it on to the next relationship, not realizing the initial relationship ended because he lied. 3

Love
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com HI all my Friends and Fan and Family just thought i would drop some love and let u know i am doing pretty good now..Hope u are all doing great!!!! I'm sorry i have not went any of these for a while but if u all do not mind i will start again i like to let u all know how much i love u all and glad u are all my friend.. KISSES AND HUGS

Urgent For Teacher
*NEW YORK* A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'" When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have

It's About That Time....
Well, it's gettin' close to that time for me to get back on the road and back to work. I just wanna thank everyone who keeps comin' by and showin me luv, even though I'm not here as often as I used to be. And I'd like to thank all the new people who stopped by and showed me luv. Y'all are too much. No matter who stops by, I'm still amazed that anybody comes by just to shoot the shit or say hi. Anyways, I'll leave y'all a goodbye song, but I should be home and off for a few days real soon. Take care and keep it fun!! :) Get your own Flash MP3 Player

Lonely....
I have never been one to really desire any sort of companionship. I was always sort of independent and I was happy with that... even when I had a boyfriend (2 1/2 years together and I never felt like I missed his ass when he wasn't there) I could handle going without talking to them for a day or two... ive just always been kind of a do it myself, be by myslef person. But lately it seems like all I want is someone to be by me. I'm kinda sick of this single life shit that everyone is trying to tell me is SOOOOO great. I don't think it's great at all, I think it's shitty. I've been happily single since 2004 (of course there was the occasional asshole... but nothing serious) But MORE then I am sick of the "single life" I'm sick of guys who think they're "grown ass men" who can't make grown man moves... OR better yet pull some PUSSY shit on me. Example one Rob we were together and when he tried to have sex with me and I said no he was like I don't think this is going to work (THEN W

20 Ways To Healthy Insanity
Because everyone enjoys a little chuckle now and then J -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Speci

Ladies Really Need To Read. Just Dont Rate And Not Read...
This is a Reminder to ALL LADIES PLEASE READ... This is an ACTUAL CASE and you really need this information when driving alone... YOU MUST KNOW *77 I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. *Lauren's parents have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. * Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. T

Nice To Meet You Anyway...
I don't want to get too close I don't want to get too close You see this isn't where my head is If you knew me I'm not like this But I just found someone special And that's really something special If you knew me Nice to meet you anyway I belive you're very fine Still I haven't got the time 'Cause I just found someone special And that's really something special If you knew me Nice to meet you anyway And the sky opened up With the soil of the sun Dreaming of my true love I don't mean to be so strange But my life just took a change 'Cause I just found someone special And that's really something special If you knew me Nice to meet you anyway And the sky opened up With the soil of the sun Dreaming of my true love So before this goes too far Let me tell you what you are You're amazing, I'm attracted But I'm terribly distracted And I'm trying to be verbal And I'm back into this circle Because I just found someone special And that's really somethin

Today Could Have Been A Bad Bad Day Some Someone
I see alot of odd looking people everyday. I work in a mall and well strange looking people are part of the job. I try not to stare alot of the time. I saw this one dude who was just ugly I think I have even taking his order at subway before I donno, he looked really farmilar. just somthing about him made me nervouse. the man who looked to be about 45 sat down next to two girls, nothing strange about that. he started text messageing somone a about 15 mintues go by and a girl from one of the stores flaged me down to tell me that she over heard him talkin to the girls and that they looked like they were a little uncomfy by him. so I kept on eye on him. shorty after the two girls left and he just sat there for a while. then he got up and got some food and sat down next to a few other girls, agian with his cell phone out, thats when I grabed my cleaning stuff and start to clean the tables around him. thinking if I could see that his camera on his phone is on I could then do somthing about

Insanity
Have you ever wondered if you were really insane, or if it was just other people cause you to be "insane"? Many people would go, WTF? But, as i sit here, doped up on more drugs that the doc prescribed me... I begin to realize... it's not me... it's really not.... I have been drugged up, and basically unconcious all day today... yet he is already pissed off at me, bitching at me... etc. It's like, come the fuck on... what the fuck did i do?!?!? Next wednesday I pick up my school check (ya i get paid well to go to school, YAY!!!) And i will use that 3k to move the fuck into my own place... I am fucking done with this bullshit... there is no excuse in the world as to why i should have to put up with this bullshit... I don't DO anything, yet i always get blamed... I always get yelled at... Like i am the villian... then he goes to his job, his therapist, his friends and family, and tell them that i am such a bad person, and i have a borderline personality disorder, and everything is all my

I Am A Lazy @#$!%&%#
A couple weeks ago, while working on the latest episode of The Tuesday Afternoon Show, Scott (my co-host) and I decided to cut back from doing the show on a weekly basis to doing it monthly. This was a great relief to me because it was becoming a full time job (in addition to co-hosting and co-writing, I also edit the show, compose the music and maintain the site) and my stress level was going far beyond healthy. I also figured that it would give me a chance to get back to work on my music (I only have 3-4 more parts to record for my latest tune). However, in the last 2 weeks, not only have I not recorded anything, but I also haven't worked out at all or even meditated. I have become a complete and total slacker ... well almost. I have been working on (and putting a lot of money into) the instrument that I'm designing (more on that in my other blog). I think I may have just needed a break from any discipline whatsoever. Oh well, maybe I'll get back on track between the February and Mar

Swimsuit Contest Part 2 Ready For The Fun!
~~ Okay Everyone swimsuit contest pt2 ~~ Okay this time the winner gets 1 VIP gift and 1 VIC gift yes 2 gifts for the first 3 winners! comments and rates count as finally score! contest will open 2/12 thur 2/19. you can comment bomb yourself and rate yourself. thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Dating Sucks
i remember now why i gave up dating its a aste of time and money! why is it the nicer you are the more girls want the idiots any way i dont think i will be making that mistake again. for those in the know you know who im talking about and those that dont well your lucky if you see her run away she has bad news written all over her just one night with her and well it enough to put you off your dinner enough of me have a great weekend and have fun i know i try try and make up for a lost night tomorrow!!!!!

$242,000!!!
Hello Everyone! Could you use an extra $242,000 in your spare time? We are at a point in time we will never see again. History shows us there are major shifts in the economy once every 75-80 years. The last one was the Industrial revolution when labor was essentially replaced by machinery. Today, we are just entering the Digital Age. By the time the next one rolls around, you and I are not going to be in any position to take advantage of it. Abraham Lincoln once said, "The things that come to those who wait are the things left by those who hustle." Donald Trump and Robert Kiyosaki talk about how money can always be replaced but once a day is gone, it is gone forever. Time cannot be replaced. Email me if you want to learn more. I'm amaized to see what the groups are doing with this we are really burnin it up I'm proud of what everyone is making happen! Definatly looking foward to see what this year holds for us! Have an EXCELLENT day! - Ransom

Transplants-diamonds And Guns
Taken more shots than carl malone Battle looms, your doom, injustice entombed Who got the diamonds? who gonna find them? Who gonna find them when the time comes? Diamonds and guns, diamonds and guns [chorus:] Its a wicked world that we live in its cruel And unforgiving Its a wicked world that we live in its cruel And unforgiving Knock, knock, knock, whos that? its momma, son Lookin for the bitch who took the money and run Now the daylights gone and theres no more fun And whos the fuckin bitch who stole all the heroin? Heroin, heroin, its all gone Smoked it all up, and now you got none And now you look around and thats not the plan This is not what you had in mind I shot in heaven, now I cry No one lives forever, in fact we all die From those who bust shots to those who stuff cops To those who serve rocks on all the hard blocks Every last soul must pay the last toll In the dice game of life, who gets the last roll? Is it the one with the suit? the one wit

I Have The Best Husband
EVERY morning for the last 2weeks i've been woke up by my husband kissing on my neck & whispering in my ear "You are sooo damn SeXy" & "i can't help but touch you* then he proceeds to bite & kiss my neck while he slips one hand between my legs & starts to gently rub my clit .....Mans got majic hands i tell ya lol.......Then i ask "What brought this on?" he says "how i can i lay here next to you with you naked & being sooo damn hot & not wanna touch you & make you cum" i hope this continues ;)

Hmm.
I haven't really been blogging here, or anywhere for that matter. Ordinarily I use it as a tool to help me understand the thoughts going in my head. I've noticed a very important difference in how men and women communicate and/or blog. Men, generally, don't speak, don't ramble, until they have their thoughts straight. I guess it's more internal for them. If they blog, there is most assuredly a POINT. Even when you argue with a man, it seems like, they withhold conversation until it's clear to them what they want to say. I know that sometimes I will start talking, or writing, or fighting, when I'm not even sure what my position on something is. The longer I write the more clearly I see things. It's a method. From there, I talk it out to myself, or whoever I'm fighting with, and at the end I arrive at the destination having used a lot more words and thoughts than any man I'm talking to ordinarily does. I think this is why women feel we're more "emotional" and men think we "ramble". Case

Weeding Photo Albums
Ok.. I'm going through my photo album and getting rid of the bad self-pics.. I would love some input on what ones should definately go... which are any unflattering ones.. please give me input in the comment sections of the pictures... Thanks!

Ahhhhhhhhhh Stalkers!!!
ok i got one question plz can sumone tell me why bitches be stalkin my page? i send this guy i like all kinds of stuff as far as gifts.. graphics.. so then deeez bitches be cumming to my page fer wat bitch to see wat he left me? nosey ass fucking ask me if we phuckin no shame in my game..dont lurk like a goddamn stalker cause you making urself look like a dumb fuck when you roll up to my page and dont leave shit... then i see you also on his page and didnt leave shit!!

Adult With Pet Contest Updates Are...
~ Adult with Pet Contest ~ Now i'm taking adults with pet or pets for my contest send your pic link to my inbox and i will enter you! one with most comments wins! 1st person is...... with 4402 comments 2nd person is...... with 2230 comments 3rd person is...... with 508 comments 4th person is...... with 385 comments 5th person is...... with 170 comments 6th person is..... with 110 comments 7th person is...... with 61 comments 8th person is...... with 7 comments 9th person is...... with 1 comments Contest from 2/1 thur 2/8 thanks maria

Dishwalla-counting Blue Cars
Must of been mid afternoon I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out and He walked with a purpose In his sneakers, down the street He had, many questions Like children often do He said, Tell me all your thoughts on God? Tell me am I very far? Must of been late afternoon On our way the sun broke free of the clouds We count only blue cars Skip the cracks, in the street And ask many questions Like children often do We said, Tell me all your thoughts on God? 'Cause I would really like to meet her. And ask her why we're who we are. Tell me all your thoughts on God, Cause I am on my way to see her. So tell me am I very far - Am I very far now? Its getting cold picked up the pace How our shoes make hard noises in this place Our clothes are stained We pass many, cross eyed people And ask many questions Like children often do Tell me all your thoughts on God? 'Cause I would really like to meet her. And ask her why we're who we are. Tell me al

My Health
Im not doing as well as what I was.Since the accident I have been in lot of pain and now I am running a fever and bleeding.I might be going to the hospital soon to be checked out.It might be nothing or it could be an infection.I dont know.Thats all I can tell for now.

Best Family Updates Are....
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! Contest will open today at 2:oo pm and run until 2/8 at 2 pm central time! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... with 3782 comments 2nd Family is...... with 3300 comments 3rd Family is...... with 677 comments You can Comment Bomb your own pic in my contest! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Wierd Fetishes
Working as a fetish model/performer I have come across some pretty strange things that get people off. It's gotten to the point that what surprises most people I've probably heard of or done before. However the other day I had a shoot that even I found to be really weird. It involved me blowing up, playing with and popping balloons. But the really weird thing was the videos of me sneezing. I really don't see how sneezing is sexual, maybe because it involves body fluids? It's amazing the things people will pay to see. But if you happen to be into that kinda thing check out http://www.fetishpalooza.com. My videos will probably be up there in a few weeks from now.

The Mask We Wear
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Feb 3, 2007 7:37 AM I'm also Blogging this if anyone cares to respond to it. PLEASE REPOST AS: The Mask We Wear RE: Bulletin request Der Teufel Innen ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Der Teufel Innen Date: Jan 24, 2007 7:47 PM If at all possible, could you put this in a bulletin for me? Something to think about. I thought that harassing soldiers was a thing of the movies and history, but apparently, from personal experience, it really does. Not only on my first deployment, but the following three as well. I wish people would realize the stuff that we see and do over there, and most of it, not because we want too, but because we have too. And in most cases, to keep ourselves alive. We may not agree with the war, but we still have a duty. A word that most civilians (reservist now, so I'm not being prejudice) just don't seem to know. Thank you!

9 Things I Hate About People
1-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then

Sex Application..that's Right Boys!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act?

Dads Contest Updates Are....
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 101 comments 2nd Dad is...... with 88 comments 3rd Dad is...... with 21 comments 4th dad is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/3 thur 2/10 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Happyness
I have finaly found happyness and admitted i was not happy before i just need to get pass the next stage i know it will be hard but my family and friends are there for me so it wont be that bad then i can get on with my life with the one i truly love

Questions And Answers About This Babygirl
Name?: Heather. Sex?: Female. Date of Birth?: July 2nd Hair Color?: Blonde Brown(w/light blonde highlights and red lowlights). Eye Color?: Blue - gray (sometimes green). Tattoos?: 1, on my left shoulder of a rose. What are you wearing right now?: I'm bundled up today, it's too chilly today... up north instead of down south weather is definately a change. WHEW!!! Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: Yes. I have a sister, and I love her with all my heart, and wish her a long happy life and all of God's blessings. Who do you live with?: I live with my son. Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: A Lawyer. Have you ever truly been in love?: Yes, I have. What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Long term goal is to raise a man I will be proud of and to leave behind a legacy I can be proud of.... Short term goals are to get a house and buy a new car. What kind of car do you drive?: 9

Sad News
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,(SSG SORENSON,(DIESEL)JUSTIN) Date: Feb 3, 2007 5:36 PM Subject: sad news Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, HungryJack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very sm art cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a cru

Contest Updates Moms In New Place!
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 894 comments 2nd mom is..... with 509 comments 3rd mom is...... with 109 comments 4th mom is...... with 68 comments 5th mom is...... with 5 comments 6th mom is...... with 2 comments 7th mom is..... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Nothing Else Matters ~ Metallica
METALLICA Lyrics NOTHING ELSE MATTERS So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what

Wow What A Month
Man if it wasnt one thing it was another between me and my daughter whoom is medically disabled. we have been busy with her doctors apts. dear boyfriend took me out for a few hours without the kids last night to our favorite italian resturaunt so now we're chillin at home once again being mommy and daddy. wow fast night. well his birthday is coming 2days before valentines and i have no idea what to get him you see he is an italian redneck but has everything. so any sugesstions would be great please give me some.

X Is A Hottie
Hey bitches! check out my bf!! he is one fly mofo...plus all u sexy girls he wants u to have a 3some with us...so leave him lots of love!! The X Factor * SSR Family&Graphics Designer *Wolfpack B&G Security * -=ZERO TOLERANCE=-@ CherryTAP xoxo Cassandra Lynn oxox (repost of original by 'Miss Cassandra Lynn......aka Khaki Limbo...aka DJ Krazii K.... SSR Family' on '2007-02-03 17:50:00') (repost of original by 'The X Factor * SSR Family&Graphics Designer *Wolfpack B&G Security * -=ZERO TOLERANCE=-' on '2007-02-03 18:05:37')

Im Tired Of It
how come every time i try to get away from the computer and ct i get accused of some bullshit!!! tonight i told someone that i wanted to go watch tv and he was like "if tv is more important" im sorry but i cant sit infront of an effin computer ALL damn day! i need a break, and if you cant handle that then get the hell off my list!!!!!!!

Fun Schtuff
today was a crazy day. was gonna go to the movies with Ma and Luvy, but I then remembered I had to take my sister to AAA to get her liscence renewed, which didn't really work cause they closed when we got there. So we just did a little shopping and I took her back to Ma's house. Anyway I felt bad about her going straight back home so I decided to give up the movie and me and her had a sister day. Which consisted of my shopping and her trying to control the babies. LOL fun, fun! anyway now i'm at her house listenting to her and ma talk and Sibi giggle behind me uncontrollably. What a day! =)

What Type Of Superhero Are You?
Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Wonder Woman 70% The Flash 70% Superman 65% Robin 62% Spider-Man 55% Green Lantern 55% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 35% Iron Man 30% Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are An Elm Tree You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around. Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes. You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes. Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others. Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

What Do People Think Of Your Face?
What Your Face Says At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is reserved and logical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem like a huge flirt. In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress. What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Domino Has Until Monday! Urgent!! Wa State!
Meet Domino. 18 months to 2, came in as a stray.... neutered AND microchipped to boot. The shelter called the microchip info, the owners said they sold him 2 months ago and they dont know the name or number of the person who bought him. No they do not want him back, yes they know he is going to die. Domino is a GOOBER but in a good way. No formal training, distracts easily, play play play play play! I bought him until Monday at 5pm. I have no room....... Do you or someone you know want to adopt him? Foster him? Anything? If you can help please email pnwpbr@yahoo.com!!!!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sierramoxie

Thank You All Who Have Showed Your Support.
sadly there have been a few screwballs on this site .. accusing me of lieing about the pasing if my father to get points.. a very good friend of mine Angel//prince of darkness made a few very kind bulliotns for me that showed support and love for me and my family during our loss. The response i recieved has been very ovewhelming and for th most part.. exteremely positive... I want to thank each and everyone of those who sent their sympathies. I have decided to share the obituary with those that may be interested in seeing.. and to kind of justify myslef to those evil and crass folks that have accused me of a fabrication of my father's death as a points game. I know these people are sick,.. and I should just ignore it.. but this is my way of dealng the pain they have caused me . Pulled from the Galesburg Register Mail,..Galesburg Illinois Stanley E. 'Stan' Sanders 1948-2007 Friday, February 2, 2007 Abingdon - Stanley E. "Stan" Sanders, 58, 908 N. Ellison St., di

Loosing My Effin Mind
My god, i've been sitting home all day doing nothing. my fuckin' myspace wont work...and this damn site confuses the shit outta me. I think i want to burn down the internet. can anyone tell me what the fuck this is all about? Like why do we have to build up cherry points...and what's the fuckin' obsesion with cherrys anyway? Ugh...i think im going to go over into the corner and pound my head against the wall...

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Go Bears!!!!!!
In honor of the Chicago Bears going to Super Bowl 41. Here are 41 things that have changed from the last time the Chicago Bears played in the Super Bowl (which was Super Bowl 20 in 1986): · Brian Urlacher was in 2nd grade. Rex Grossman was in kindergarten. · Peyton Manning was 10 years old. Eli Manning was 5 years old. Their dad, Archie, had just retired from the NFL two years earlier. · Lovie Smith was in his first college coaching job at University of Tulsa. · Ronald Reagan was the President, and Harold Washington was the Mayor. James R. Thompson was the Governor running for re-election and his office was in The new State of Illinois Center, which is now called the James R. Thompson Center. · George W. Bush was 39 years old and still drinking. His father would run for President two years later. · Rod Blagojevich was just out of law school and was a low-level prosecutor working for the Cook County State's Attorney, Richard M. Daley. · Barack Obama had just moved

Thunder In The Mountains:
Thunder in the mountains: With whispering fantasy’s they walked down the staircase In a parade of leather plaited fetish wear show case and draping whips Feathers of needles pressing the skin, weaving in and out the joy is within Whipping floggers electric play the fire show was a great display The cutting edge besides the tongues marking the skin all night long With the thunderous echo of cracking whips the silent joy of a quiet kiss. Meeting the people was a great thing. finding your clan with the jiggling of the chains Black and blue with more then a clue you might of lost one friend but you gained two Meeting in the thunder raining with poring kinks the rocky mountains was the place to meet. By scottbaker

So The Conversation Between Dio Cane And Myself.
This is quite funny to be honest. Now I think we should all take from this why Dio makes unintelligent comments in every MUMM and likes to be a prick. Remember y'all, read up from the bottom since I copied and pasted from the shout box. ->Dio Cane F...: Its not nice to make fun of yourself. ->Dio Cane F...: Haha nice try sweetie. Dio Cane F...: at least i dont have a bird beak for a nose ->Dio Cane F...: At least I dont have a double chin. :) Dio Cane F...: again, you're dismissed pig. ->Dio Cane F...: Again, have a good one Dio. Dio Cane F...: you're on crack, you're a mess, you're boring, just go away. ->Dio Cane F...: Have a good, yet miserable day, Dio. I hope you enjoy being unhappy but I wouldnt want to put myself in the situation you put yourself through. :) Dio Cane F...: blahblahblahblah ->Dio Cane F...: Thanks for this insight. If being a prick makes you happy, no wonder your alone. ->Dio Cane F...: So that means that you're a prick because it makes you fe

Some Cops Are Pigs (honesty Has No Place In This World)
(this all takes place after a trip to ultrazone and dropping off friends) I wanted to believe that most cops if not all cops were nice especially with an Honest kid. NOW I know why kids lie more often then tell the truth because when your honest everything goes to hell now heres the thing i was told there was the place Where no one minded that 4 wheeling was done and yeah when i drove up to the spot (PINE RUN ROAD) there were 2 ft deep trenches by far way too deep for my truck to get through with not with out kicking something up so yeah basically i sat the belly of my car on the center of the trenches and just basically was splashing mud all over (aparently it was county property ) there was no signs posted there that said no tresspassing if there were it wasnt clear where they were. well to go on further as i was doing as little bit of mudding two people pass me two kids in what i believe to be a black ford focus with street tail lights (you know the gay looking ones with the chrom

Cable Tv
we recently got cable (my parents living in the stone age, since my father died theres more freedom now, sad to say) and I was watching John Q. (Densel Washington) What really gets me is that is how todays health system is. Its overburdened and over exhausted and it depends on what your social class is to get health care. Now I know I am a liberal, but this is how it is. President Bush wants to keep the rich, rich...and the poor, poor. The social status of people and health care has gotten worse. Whats worse is when your in a city thats packed to the gills and not many hospitals. You are in trouble. I know this first hand when I was in the hospital when a 70 yr old woman t-boned my car and I was waiting in the ER to get stitches in my head. Waited 3 hours. It just amazing sometimes how life is.

City Of The Damned
Today I am told my dear readers, is the coldest day of the winter so far. So what better a day to lie back in my perfectly warmed apartment, high above the flash-frozen city with a glass of Tennessee whiskey and contemplate the emotion of loathing? I believe it to be a completely valid emotion, and one that I've come to associate well with winters here in Milwaukee. People seem to sink in winter and I must admit I come to a similar, yet much less dramatic pose. Here there is the worst but seldom the best. Jealousy, phobias of all nature especially to change and worst of all apathy seem to run their course along with the flues and colds usually associated with winter. Most destructive of all however come the supposed "cures" that many try to devise for themselves against these psychological afflictions. Our generation, even more so than our parents is fucked up, purely simply. We've culturally accepted addiction and escapism to such a point that there really was no question

Pondering
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths? Can you blow a balloon up under water? Can crop circles be square? How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? Why are there black lines on a basketball? Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

What Year Do You Belong In?
You Belong in 1968 If you scored... 1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! 1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! 1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. 1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

Magic
Magic Oils, lotions, and potions Where the ladies touches Wiping of their brooms with elegant thrushes. Casting spells with black cats and dragon’s tails. Four by four they chant to the mystical realms. Dancing in the open meadows. Sowing love words for a fellow. Tempting one with such rhymes To keep his soul for all times. Scott baker

I'm Just Me...
Well, 1st of all I want to say HI to all my friends and thanks for the add. I really liked all your profiles. I am so glad that you all took the time to look at mine and rate me. My favorite quote is "I am who I am...your approval is NOT needed." I just want to have fun on here and meet new friends. Hugs to all, Kisses to ARCADIAN, Serena

What Animal Were You In A Past Life?
You Were A Lion You have a lethal combination of strength and energy. You have strong family ties, and close friends are like family to you. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

What Happened The Year You Were Born?
In 1979 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan ESPN starts broadcasting Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Kramer vs. Kramer is the top grossing film Sophie's Choice by William Styron is published "My Sharona" by The Knack spends the most time at the top of the US charts The Facts of Life premiers What Happened the Year You Were Born?

How Much Lust Do You Have?
Your Lust Quotient: 56% You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! How Much Lust Do You Have?

Insanity Or The Real Life. Poem.
IS THIS INSANITY OR THE REAL LIFE, OR JUST A FANTASY FOR LOST SOULS.. FALSE VANITY, THE FEEDING OF EGOS. SOME I SEE ARE REAL AND TRUE TO HEART. OTHERS JUST WISH TO FEED AND BE FED, USE AND BE USED. SUCH SWEET WORDS, TELLING US WHAT WE SO LONG TO HEAR. AS WE CRY AND HIDE OUR FEARS. AN FEELINGS,KEPT DEEP INSIDE. TIME MARCHES ON, BEFORE WE KNOW IT THE YOUTH OF OUR FLESH IS GONE. DO WE USE THE WORDS OF THE HEART, TO FEED OUR VANITY, OUR INSANITY. SELF GRATIFYING, FEEDING EACH OTHER. TO TELL OURSELVES FALSE TRUTH AND TRUE LIES. EXTERIOR BEAUTY, IS DIVINE, AGING GRACEFULLY, WITH TIME. INNER BEAUTY IS ETERNAL AND FOREVER TRUE. LET IT NOT CONSUME, ME AND YOU. THIS INSANITY. LET OUR SOULS INNER LIGHT SHINE THROUGH. I CARE NOT WHAT THE WORLD THINKS OF ME. BUT FOR ONLY WHAT YOU DO. COPYRIGHTED 2007 SCOOTER BLACK aka S.F.POWELL.

Thinking About Going To Branson, Mo...
for just a quick get away in the late Spring. Does anyone have any tips or suggestions about what to do or stay while there??? Does anyone have any idea if it is worth looking at some specials that include hotel and entertainment tickets combination??? Just curious...

Tomorrow
Take a step back and breathe I'm sorry sometime Ill have to leave I'll hold you by my side till that day I wish that I could stay I'm sorry I have to go away I never wanted it to be this way I'm afraid I'll be gone tomorrow If I died tomorrow would your pain fade away would you feel once again would life be a happy day What would you do or say If I died tomorrow Take a step back and let me be I'm sorry this is how you'll see I'll get down on bended knee I wish I didn't have to go But I guess this is how you'll know I really loved you so I'm afraid I'm going tomorrow If I died tomorrow would your pain fade away would you feel once again would life be a happy day What would you do or say If I died tomorrow Take and leave the roses upon my grave In your heart Ill be your lady enslave I wish I could have stayed This is my own choice I made Now here your ladys laid Watch as the lights start to fade I'm on my way to tomorrow If I died tomorrow

What Superhero Are You?
You Are Superman Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You?

This For Anderw, Nichole, And Linda...
This is how much you 3 mean to me... 15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5.Every night SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone you don't enough know exists loves you. 10. Whe you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look; you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself... sooner or later you will get

Mind Control
With all the games you play Believing your own lies, you say Hurting others to feel alive Using everyone just to survive Always running trying to hide Inside letting go, you've died I love you and I miss you but I hate you So fuck you Get out, Get out I'm pushing you away get out, get out Just go away With all the things you do Whats love even mean to you making promises, just to leave Killing others, just to breathe With all the games you play Believing your own lies, I say I love you and I miss you but I hate you So fuck you Get out, get out I'm pushing you away Get out, get out just go away And you just, go away Pushed me away and you just go away Get out, get out Just go away By:Stacey Forrester (copywritten/dont steal!)

Please To All My Friends And Family
Babyjesus will not tell me why my privledges were taken away, he says talk to Scrapper and he never helped me before so i will be taking down most of my pics and if you want to reach me please do so at the link below, my page with jason. Thannk you all~Heather Jason and Heather~Proud members of the OLD TIMERS SOCIETY@ CherryTAP

With Out Love On V-day
so u think theres no one out here for u. well dont give up the hope there is some one out there. i should know because im in love with the mort caring and smart person of all time and space i was lost and at sea about to drown and then he came into my life like a life boat and saved me

Tears Of Fame
Just go... live your life, and walk away It doesn't matter how I feel There is nothing left to do or say Just remember, I never lied, my feelings were real I understand why...you can't stay your life is busy, you broke the deal Your in lights, and Im the one who has to pay In time you will forget, and I will heal Leave me be, and set me free just go away, I'll be fine someday Dont turn around, I'm nowhere to be found Dont answer your phone, It's just me alone Leave me be, and set me free Just go, one day you will finally see you were wrong, and I was right Inside you were lost, like me I fought to love you, I lost the fight you left on your own, you let me be People surround you, I fade in the light I am lost, and your life is complete You got all you wanted, Ill try not to hold so tight Leave me be, and set me free just go away, I'll be fine someday Dont turn around, I'm nowhere to be found Dont answer your phone, It's just me alone Leave me be, and s

Little Red
Little red came out today The game she chose she shouldnt play The moves were wicked Their intentions cruel The pawn this night the one named Wolf Unspecting he sang his tune They flocked like sheep Their cries his sheer delight But what was this that caught his eye ? From a distance back she stood with her little red hood Eyes as dark as night and lips which held the secerts of treasures yet untold The lights would dim.... his flock cried soft protest as his words called to her Trapped by the longing in his grey eyes She moved with the seduction of the song The hunter becoming the hunted The softest tremble traveled along her spine as he extended a hand. The was no fear... the time for that had long since passed She took too long he could not wait He pulled her to him the hood was lost All fell silent..... None dared move His touch was fire.... His kiss like the sweetest breath A gentle sigh ...... An then he knew Little red became his

An Update On Joshua Rayne
I figured it was time to update and let my friends and family know how Joshua Rayne is doing. He has been a source of great enjoyment, happiness, and learning for us this past two months. He is growing like a weed. At four weeks old he had jumped to 9 lbs and 3 ozs. My arm tells me that he has definitely continued to grow. He is a very happy baby. Loves his baths, Loves his hair washed. It puts him to sleep every time. He still likes to hide from the camera, so each picture I finally get, it is a job to keep his hands from in front of his face. (He definitely does his Mepa proud) Thanks for all the words of love that has been offered. We are so proud of this little guy. Expect more updates. Love to you all! Mojo

The Fallen Angel- Poem
The fallen angel he sits and cries The fallen angel, wishes he could die The fallen angel, he's so angry can't you see? This fallen angel, he means so much to me This fallen angel, he's seeking revenge The pain, he can't seem to mend This fallen angel, wonders why he cannot just die The pain, he tries to hide He tries to be strong, he knows he has to go on For he is other's fallen angel, and they need him by their side So he walks with them, he walks with a gentle stride He is their sanctuary, somewhere to hide Yet this fallen angel seeks revenge He wants to avenge all the pain This fallen angel doesn't want pain again Seeing all his closest friends getting hurt over and over again Somehow, this fallen angel needs to mend all the hurt he feels inside My fallen angel, please don't cry I'm here for you, wiping the tears from your eyes My fallen angel, I love you, can't you see You mean so much to me I need you now, I need you here with me I'll help you end the p

Tomorrow Is A Brand New Day
I've often thought if I had teh opportunity to change my past I would I could right every wrong turn every bad event into good Yet, when I think about it I realize how all the events of my past both good and bad made me the person that I am today Now I'm not sure if given the opportunity to change my past that I would I'll admit I'm not proud of how I've handled myself at times but somehow I always managed to make it through I've learned from each mistake I've picked myself up, carried on, and did waht I had to do I've been at the lowest of the lows and the highest of the highs I've had a smile on my face from ear to ear and had my share of tear filled eyes Somehow, thanks to the good Lord above, I saw light at the end of the tunnel and found my way Through the years I've learned many things but the most important is no matter how bad things may be right now tomorrow is a brand new day

This Morning (dramatic I Know)
This morning I was by the computer working on a website for my friend. I had just put the dogs outside Spicy and Trucker.Since the day my step dad had brough Trucker I had mixed feelings about the dog given his history. Trucker had gone after the neighboor,several dogs and my step dad's 3 year old grandson.Trucker had biten Spicy too. I knew that someday that dog would make my little girl (Spicy) bleed.I just didn't know today would be that day. I heard a loud yelp. I quickly ran outside and saw Spicy's ear was bleeding and Trucker attached to her. I freaked and kicked Trucker in the chest to get him off. While Trucker was catching his breath I held Spicy and cried. I noticed Trucker was coming back for another bite,so as he was jumping I kicked him harder and ran inside with Spicy. I knew Trucker could take a hit, the dog is bigger than me when I stand up for gods sake! I started crying loudly, Spicy is one of my best friends if not my best friend. My mom heard and came running. "What

Love
Ring the church bells all along the countryside Blow the horn on every ferry ride Close the buisnesses and factories shut them down for the day Open the school doors let the children out to play Sound the sirens of all the police cars in town Send a messenger through the streets to let a crowd gather round Let the oceans be calm let the rivers run smooth Help my nerves not to fray as I bare my soul to the truth Hear the harps of angels as they descend from above Let my voice be carried throughout the land on the wings of a dove Listen as I shout from the hilltop of my heart I am in love! I am in love!

Ill Be Going Home Soon
as most of you close friends know ive been staying at my parents house because the drama got to thick and the neighbor got kicked out cuz she wanted to kill me and my son and she was way to loud and blared her music all the time. she has finally moved out and so i can go home. my parents will be home late tonight, around midnight. weather/roads permiting. they were so scared for our safety they called off their vacation to come home. knowing there are now legal issues that i will have to take care of so this girl does not try to harm my son or me. i will be going home tomarrow. that will be so much better for me, as i like it here at mothers but i like my own bed and my own tv and my own couch and everything else. some things ill miss, cable internet, dishwasher, washer and dryer, my son has more toys here then at my house .. lol.. so its a toss up. well and ill have to listen to her bitch cuz i never get the house clean enough for her standards. blah.. thats life.. i always listen to

Since I Look Like A Guy, Let's Compare.
I've been compared to a guy and a fish and other odd things. So you tell me. The most thing I've been compared to is Dani Filth. This is an exact link to check out if I look like Dani Filth or not. http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/supermans_supergirl2005/Dani%20Filth/dani2.jpg Here's a link of what a fish looks like to. So you tell me. http://www.rasterman.com/photos/fish/dscn5058.jpg And you have normal pictures of me. So tell me what you think.

Bulletin For Me By Dontcha!!!
MY SISTER NEEDS SOME HELP IN THIS CONTEST PLEASE....SHE HELPS ALL OF US OUT WITH COMMENT BOMBINGS EVERYDAY SO THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS SHOW HER A LITTLE LOVE BACK.. THE CONTEST RUNS FOR A WEEK... SO GET UR AZZEZ IN THERE AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE...THANK YOU "DONTCHA" myspaceprodesigns mp3 players

Idiots On The Computer
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them. 4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. 5. A Dell

Another Lifetime
You are...... my morning breeze my summer rain my rainbow's gleam You are..... my every thought my every hope my every dream You are.... my sun my moon my star above You are.... my world my passion my love

Take Two
ok, morning (1am) and another glass of wine. hope you are all well. what should I have thought/written about ? I guess whatever is going through my mind but to be honest at the moment it's as illuminated as a black hole. Ah well, will try again soon. Cheers

Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Unsupportive Parents And Out Of State College
arrg! I am so mad at my parents i just wanna rip my hair out. I got my Housing and Residence application in the mail today from Western Kentucky University and when i went up to them and told them that i needed $150 dollars before march 31st . Mom went off saying " and are you gonna get this back if you don't go to college? i don't see how you're gonna come up with the money by september. They aint gonna let you in if you cant pay for it!" And then her and daddy went on how I should stay in Arkansas and how this school or that school was really good. They went off asking about how Jason is gonna take care of me cause they cant. Has it ever occured to them that maybe i can take care of myself? Do they think I havent thought out the cost? I've already planned it out. I can't believe they would act so negative about it. Im the first to go to college in our family. I've work hard to get my GPA up above a 3.0, Im taking the ACT 2 more times to get that score up from a 22. Would they rather

Where Does Poo Come From
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"

My Fine Is
MY FINE IS $561.30 WHATS YOURS???? If you had to pay for your sins, and the going rate was as stated, how much would you have to pay to pay for all your wrong doings?? Smoked pot -- $5 Did acid -- $10 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $30 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 (y do we have to be fined after losing $ gettin jumped??) Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $10 Ever drive drunk -- $25 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before --

Hi:)
Hi all! I'm new to CherryTap so be gentle. A friend sent me the link and said to check it out so..hence I am here. I'm still trying to figure it all out so bare with me, it's a 'lil confusing:S Just saying Hi to all who reads this.

"better Than Dear Abby Advice"
"Better than Dear Abby advice" Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. *********************************** If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. *********************************** The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. *********************************** The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. *********************************** To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. *********************************** Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos and belly button rings. *********************************** Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. *********************************** Drinking makes some

Mark Of The Dragon
A city plunged into darkness The winged beast destroying everything in its path There is only one hope Everyone looks to the weapon bearer To bring the end of the beast The monster chopped in two Sealed in the magical instruments Split in two so it can’t be free The two bearers separated To the opposite ends of the galaxy Then by a trick of fate One half of the monster breaks free Killing the bearer and vanishes in smoke The other bearer, trapped in his box Freed by the eternal dragon Once again roams this world The half of the monster still entrapped in his flute While the other causes total destruction Trying to find it’s other half So it can be the true evil being The fight starts, the destruction continues The monster is now complete Nothing compares to it Bodies are flattened People are beaten The monster seems unstoppable The power of evil has awakened The hero has yet to arise Hope is drifting away As the light fades away (Chorus) The source

Oh My!!!
Roses are red Violets are korny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, If you kiss me, Don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast!

Love
When I look in your eyes I see something deep, it's overflowing boundlessly. Words cannot describe love, close your eyes and feel me. I'll be your happy when your sad, Your warmth when its cold, your glass of water That quenches when everything else fails. I'll cover you with my blanket of love, Don't worry your safe with love. Hold on to this gem love, it's priceless. There no selling or buying here! All is free. Smell my essence it's soft and tender, yet strong wild and free. I'm your honeysuckle, your honeydew in the early misty mornings. I am love, it's profound, and I'll bestow it lavishly. As we intertwine emotionally, physically and spiritually. Lover as we sit in our love seat and have our love feast, Then we'll lay in a love knot hammock, And listen to love birds sing love Songs and become love sick. Close your eyes, open your heart and feel love.

Martha Stewart Vs. Maxine
Martha Stewart VS. Maxine Martha Stewart - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine - Leftover wine?? Hello!! Martha Stewart - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares! Martha Stewart - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway. Martha Stewart - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Martha Stewart - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the

Weeding Out The "crew" From The "wankers": Cleanin' House And Takin' Names On Ct
I've had a chance to go through my "friends" and "fan" lists...some people should just be disposed of. Swiftly, brutally and without apology. So that's what I'm doin' today. I have seen everything from terrified looking women in duct tape, with weapons held against them, to photos of people who don't look old enough to drive, in skimpy outfits while dirty old men leave comments that don't bear repeating. The Captain is pissed off and is making a list (and checking it twice) of people with this kind of shit on their pages. There is NOTHING artistic about hurting human beings. There is nothing redemptive about it either. It's sick, it's wrong and it's unforgivable. I don't really give a shit if someone's feelings are "hurt" if they find themselves blocked. Go cry to your druid or the demons at NAMBLA. A word about how fortunate these people are that this ISN'T the Renaissance, or any time period prior to 1900. In the good old days of piracy, let's just see what "

This Was Written For Nichole ( Cola, Here On Cherry Tap)
Love... The loss of one love, the gain of another. Sharing ones life's stories, and creating new ones. Time passes so slowly, yet gone in a blink of an eye. Hanging on long enough to see things through, letting go when all is done. Life hands us what makes stronger, and takes away what makes us weak. Love is the real reason, we have what we have and what we have lost. By Becky aka naughtyBBWnurse 2/2/07 Nichole... I love you and I welcome you into my heart and God Bless You.

Dark Hole
The dark hole that waits to engulf me i've been there before and never want to return it's soooo hard to fight it tho soooo very tempting to just surrender to the pain it consumes me leaves me feeling soooo used and abused it's home to me that deep dark hole what i've always known can't go back i must fight the urge I MUST NOT GIVE IN!!!!!!!!

Very Interesting, And Surprising!
I tried this and it really works. www.FamilyWatchDog.us Pass this on When you visit this site you can enter your address and a map will pop up with your house as a small icon of a house. There will be red, blue and green dots surrounding your entire neighborhood. When you click on these dots a picture of a criminal will appear with his or her home address and the description of the crime he or she has committed. The best thing is that you can show your children these pictures and see how close these people live to your home or school. This site was developed by John Walsh from Americas Most Wanted. This is another tool we can use to help us keep our kids safe. Please pass this on to everyone!!

~so Very Much~
If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once a week. ) Charles Darwin ( So very much You have so very much. There are people who love you. There is a world of beauty and opportunity all around you. You can think. You can act. You can make choices. You can learn. You can grow. You have hopes and dreams, and the ability to follow them. You can make a true and lasting difference in the world around you. You have a day full of life that's waiting to be lived, right here and now. You have challenges which can build your strength, and energy with which to meet them. Life is far from perfect and yet completely abundant. The fact that some of the details could be improved only serves to show what a true blessing it is to be alive and able to make things happen. Ninety-five percent of what the wealthiest, most successful people alive have, you have too. And that other five percent is yours to create as

"special Love"
"Special Love"... May our love be a feeling so special to you and me. May we always share true tenderness. May our sorrows bind us forever in our joyful tomorrows. And may God keep us together safe in His love now and forever. Ths was sent to me by a special person in my life... and may God Bless You too BruChris.

Kiss Fairy
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDEING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECIEVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW

Dang
I gotta stop adding people when I'm drunk. I just went through my friends list and found a shit load of people I never heard of. And I break all my own rules. I've add people with only one photo, which I never do. Fuckin Merlot.

~pet Rulez~
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximiz

~humility~
Humility When you think you know it all, there's not much that you'll learn. If you become too impressed with your own importance, you've already begun to lose your advantage. Humility is a sign of true courage and confidence. Those who are unsure of themselves are the ones who must prop up their egos with loud and arrogant boasts. What a waste of effort! Those who are confident enough to act with humility are the ones who get things done. When you can admit that you don't know it all, you set yourself up to learn valuable things. When you act with respect and deference toward others, you win their sincere, enthusiastic respect in return. Humility is not backing down. It is moving forward past your own petty ego. Acknowledging your limitations is a crucial step toward transcending them. Live with humility and you'll truly live beyond yourself.

Three Prostitutes
Three generations of prostitutes - a daughter, mother and grandmother - are all living together in the same house. One morning the daughter comes home completely exhausted after a hard night's work. She turns to her mother and grandmother. "You know, times are really getting hard." she says. "I just had to give some bloke a blow job for half an hour and all I got for it was a lousy ten quid". Her mother replies, "You should consider yourself lucky young lady - in my day all I got was two and sixpence". The grandmother looks at both of them and says, "You two should both consider yourselves lucky -- in my day we were happy just to have meat in our mouths and something warm in our bellies."

The Art Of Love
The art of love is a strange thing, It makes you sweat and act like a school kid. You daydream and can't think of anybody else, Music isn't even playing and you are dancing. You're sweaty all over and your flushed, You're mouth goes dry when you try and speak. In their eyes, you see wishes for children born, The world around you passes away. Words fail to express how you feel, Small things remind you of the person. Romance is your name, You can't remember to do anything. Enraptured in them is where you want to be, You can't wait to be with the person. When you are,you wonder what took so long, Life is what you make of it. But when it comes to the art of love? Don't let it pass you by, you'll regret it.

Sperm Bank
A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue!..........Open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out on of the bottles and drink it". "But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and,to the girl's amazement, it's her husband. "Not that fucking difficult, is it?" he says!

Her Skin
Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin. Soft, succulent, delicious skin on legs, belly, breasts, her folds. I love to touch her skin. Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing, Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance, sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united. Thick protrusion enters her skin, Her skin, I love to touch

~my Sister~
MY SISTER IS MY MENTOR.SHE HAS TAUGHT ME SO MUCH IN MY LIFETIME.SHE WAS DIAGNOSED THIS YEAR (2006) WITH LARGE CELL NEUROENDOCRINE CANCER.SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A SURVIVER AND SHE WILL FIGHT TO THE END! I LOVE YOU SIS! http://media.netfriendships.com/media_root_url/93467/66482.JPG

"purpose"
This poem I found and it has helped me through some depression issues recently. "Purpose" I live for those who love me, for those who know me true; For heaven that smiles above me, and awaits my spirit too. For the cause that lacks assistance, for the wrong that needs resistance, For the future in the distance, and all the good that I can do. By G.L. Banks "My Aim"

Have A Good Saturday Night
Hope everyone is having a good weekend sweeties.. I have had a busy but good one my little one is feeling so much better. Thanks to those that asked about him. have a good weekend my friends.........Lorie http://www.southern-charms4.com/lorie for 5 yrs this month ask about my new yahoo groups and I will send you those links too. for those that like to keep up with more of my pics on the net/// Your naughty loriesc4 Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Here I Am Standing
Standing in the rain with tears upon my face with fear i have lost something that contains a lot and means a lot to me...Come close to me and grab bye your side and tell me that you will stand with me at my side and be there for me with each step made though life with each other...Dry my tears away for me and tell me that things will be ok because we have each other and nothing nor no one can take that away from us...I crumpled down to my knees and lost control when i thought things was over till you looked at me and made it clear that it was just a side step in the road and we would make it through it all...It may seems like i dont need you all the time but in face I do need you for you are my heart mind body and soul...Makeing it clear that no matter what things will be taken care of and things will be over come for us to move on and on..... Every step every inch i take i try to show that im strong and i can do tihngs on my own but all in all i cant do it all alone...Not when I have

~love You Mama~
http://media.netfriendships.com/media_root_url/vacation/88051_TN.JPG MY MOTHER WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BREAST CANCER THIS YEAR (2006)SHE IS A FIGHTER AND SHE WILL BE A SURVIVER! I LOVE YOU MAMA! http://www.pinmart.com/pictures/1/S659-1.jpg http://www.pinmart.com/pictures/1/s332.jpg

Timmy's Contest For Presidents Day
Timmy's Shameless Cherry Blast Contest > Take a picture or scanned image of an image with my name or face in it. It can say Tim, Timothy, or Timmy. Personally I like Timmy. Creativity is a big part of the contest. You also must have your name on it as well to prove you did it. Pictures submitted to me will be put up in a folder on my profile. All submissions must be made before February 16th. Only one submission per person. No submission can be vulger or sexual. This is purely artistic. Just write to me via cherrytap message where the pic is and i'll take the address where it is or rip it off your pics. Top 5 pictures commented on will be voted on by my "secret judges". All voting will be done after Feb 17th at 12:00pm EST and before Feb 24th 2007 at 12:00 pm EST. No "secret judges" will be allowed to be in contest. Spread the word to all your friends. This isn't limited to people I know. Prizes (Top 3 will be put on my front page) Grand prize: 3 day cherr

You Grew Up In Rural Midwest If...
You know how to polka, but never tried it sober... You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means. You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance. You know the difference between "Green" and "Red" farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better! You buy Christmas presents at Farm Supply. You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on food at your wedding. You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter. You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at the county fair. You know that "combine" is a noun. You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter. You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions. You know that "creek" rhymes with "pick". Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken into considera

You're Never Alone...
A poem I found, it is for Andrew (Zeldan Master) You're Never Alone You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always there for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care, If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are burden, when the weight get to be to much. You might find if you look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your friend, I don't like to see you sad. By KC I kept this for you... when you were feeling blue and needed me... and thought now since you found Nichole and she found you... I would share it. I LOVE YOU!!

Our Night
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever

~every Woman~
Every Woman A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel

Saying Goodbye
So soft the brief touch of your lips on my cheek. Was I almost intruding? "Look after yourself " should have been "I love you!" Then the Jumbo flew over my head and I shouted my love above the roar and thundering thrust . . . as if you'd hear. Through the clouds in my eyes I watched you fly away and wished I'd been born with wings

.....when Last We Parted
When last we parted, thou wert young and fair, ...How beautiful let fond remembrance say! ...Alas! since then old time has stolen away Full thirty years, leaving my temples bare.-- So has it perished like a thing of air, ...The dream of love and youth!--now both are grey ...Yet still remembering that delightful day, Though time with his cold touch has blanched my hair, ...Though I suffered many years of pain Since then, though I did never think to live ...To hear that voice or see those eyes again, I can a sad but cordial greeting give, And for thy welfare breathe as warm a prayer-- As when I loved thee young and fair.

Hall Of Fame
Michael Irvin made the Football Hall Of Fame. Congrats to him. Favorite line while they were talking about it on ESPN? Stuart Scott said that Mike never showboated. Mike (deadpan): "I don't believe in showboating. I just handed the ball to the referee. I believed in playing with class." Ha ha ha! Gotta love his sense of humor. Two of the triplets in...One to go!

~~mood Jewelry~~
mood jewelry Body: Menopause Jewelry My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

The Trip To The Doctor
Millie accompanied her husband Maurice to the doctor's office. After he had given Maurice a full checkup, the doctor called Millie into his office, alone. He said, "Maurice is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, wake him up gently with a long and passionate kiss, then fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times and make sure he is always in a good mood. Cook him only his favourite meals, lunch and dinner and allow him to fully relax after each. Don't burden him with any chores and don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. Don’t argue with him, even if he criticises you or makes fun of you. Let him be as arrogant as he wants to be. Try to relax him in the evening by wearing see-through lingerie. Give him plenty of ‘full relief’ body massages. Encourage him to watch all the sport he can on the TV, even if it means missing your favourite

~mother~
I OWE MY MOTHER! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about" 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10.

Guts~or~balls?
GUTS or BALLS? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .. GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the Ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

High Tech At It's Best!
Three Women in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. ....NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!"

"words"
A poem I wrote... "WORDS" Words can be kind, loving, sweet, gentle... they can also hurt, abuse, and defamate. Sometimes when we use them... they come out wrong to the ones we care about most in life. We focus on them way too much, thinking with our minds and not our hearts. The can be blurred out wi no thought, or thought about and spoken so gently. Either way... how or what we say with using them is what matters most. We are taught at a young age to say words like "no", "please", "more", "now"... When we look at those words today... they seem so harsh when used together. What words can do to someone, on can only tell. It is up to us how we use them to share our story. We can't avoid using words in daily life, Whether we use them spoken, on paper, or with sign language. Our daily words make or break us, The are dictators in our world. So, the next time you speak, Or be spoken to... don't be analytical or critical ... use some understanding

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile :o)
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suff er from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under

Blue
Another one from when I was 15 lol...enjoy the hatred! you said you loved me but fuck that shit all you are is a poser you'll never fucking fit you fucked around with my head or atlest you thought u did but compared to me youre nothing but a fucking kid you say you know it all well guess what I do to your not the only bitch FUCK YOU you brought me up like an angel then you tried to tear me down but that didnt fucking work cuz im the one wearing the crown you said youre above me well fuck that shit too if anyones above the other its me whose fucking above you im sick of your shit and your fucking lies im done with you now fucking die

Firemen
A Firefighter's Life Body: It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors. __________________________ You wa

Grandma
I am so sad to announce that my Grandmother passed away this afternoon! She was a great lady and she will be missed soooooooo much! She was the only Grandmother I ever knew and she was the best! She was 90 and she had been going downhill very fast since Xmas. That woman had been through sooooo much in her life. She was a farmer, a mother, a Grandmother , a Great Grandmother and recently a Great Great Grandmother! She was also an EXCELLENT cook, always had been and loved to make people smile with her cooking. There wasn't anything she wouldn't do for her family or her friends. I hadn't seen her since Xmas but was planning a trip up there in a week to see her. We were too broke to make it up there to see her this weekend.. but I wished I would have found a way to. I knew her days were numbered but thought she would last a little longer. She was only in the nursing home for 5 days because my Dad had taken care of her for the last 3 yrs or so since my Grandfather passed. This is a pic of

Lies.....
Walk By "And it's too late for wanting the best thing for me now so walk by. And u can't keep saying the same thing to me now so walk by. Take back the promises u made and break free from all the things that u have left behind cause it's a long way home. Everything has a reason for it. Everyone's got a story to tell don't they? It's a long way home....." Guess u could call this a pity party today. Just hasn't been a very good last couple of days for me. So very tired of broken promises and being led on. Lies are what have ruined my marriage and now what could have been a great relationship. I just don't understand why people feel the need to lie all the time about everything and nothing at all. And then those close to me wonder why i don't trust. Why should i trust anyone? Hell for that matter why should anyone trust anyone else? Why is it so hard for people to see that the truth is ALWAYS better then a lie? Yes the truth might hurt but it's so much better then be

Joke: Making Love In A Car
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy say "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."

Rock On!
a href="http://www.layoutcomments.com/" target=_blank title="New Comment Code Layout Graphics" > Layout Codes Myspace Resources Layout Graphics Comment Image Source a href="http://www.layoutcomments.com/" target=_blank title="New Comment Code Layout Graphics" > Layout Codes Myspace Resources Layout Graphics Comment Image Source Layout Codes Myspace Resources Layout Graphics Comment Image Source

1000 Rough Times Make A 100 Good Times Worth While
LIFE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING. BUT VERY DIFFICULT AT TIMES. FOR THE 1000 ROUGH TIMES IN LIFE, I TRULY BELEIVE MAKE THOSE 100 RARE, AND WONDERFUL MOMENTS, WORTH WHILE. THE LOVE, KINDNESS, AND JOY. THE SMILE UPON A CHILDS FACE, A THANK YOU FROM A STRANGER, WHOS ARMS WHERE FULL, AND SAID THANK YOU, FOR HOLDING A DOOR OPEN FOR THEM.. THE KISS FROM THE ONE YOU LOVE, WALLKING IN A WARM SPRING RAIN WITH YOUR SWEETHEART. BEING TOLD YOU DID A GOOD JOB, WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT NO ONE EVER NOTICED HOW HARD YOU WORK. OUT WEIGH ALL THE HELL WE MUST ENDURE IN THIS LIFE. PEACE,STRENGTH AND LOVE TO YOU AND YOURS. P.S. STAY HONEST AND TRUE. SCOOTER.

Why Men Are Happier
- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Chocolate is just another snack. - You can be President. - You can never be pregnant. - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - You can wear NO Tee shirt to a water park. - Car mechanics tell you the truth.. - The world is your urinal. - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - Same work, more pay. - Wrinkles add character. - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - You know stuff about tanks. - A five-day vacation require

The Devils Rhyme
OMG THIS ONES SO OLD lol youre my black sky on a sunny day the fear to die from the tiniest ray the souls all mourn never to rest waiting to be reborn and rewrite the test the wounds from the scar emotinally seen the thought was too far shes only fifteen too much confused not enough mistaken the hurt and abused have already been taken find a way to escape from the absolution of time to the spirit decapitate this is the end of the devils rhyme HAHAHAHA ok its not that good I know. Keep in mind I was 15 and just started writing lol

Florida Tornadoes
Well, yesterday I woke up to some scary news about some tornadoes that passed through our lovely state of Florida. Hearing about some poor people who lost their lives was very heartbreaking to me. I'm just so glad my family and I remained safe and continue to pray for the people who lost loved ones and just plain went through some scary and deadly times. I hope that God will look out for them from now on and be sure to love everyone who is in your life. You never know when they will be gone, trust me on this one. Just hearing that news made me remember the last days of my father and grandfather's lives and wish no one has to go through that kind of painful trauma. God Bless everyone!

Strange Quotes!!
Strange Quotes: By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.. -- Jimmy Durante Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

I Know
i see your soul its kinda grey i see your heart you look away you see my wrist i know your pain you see my face it looks the same ive seen your tears from when you cry i see your heart you cant deny you see my love i see yours too you see through me this isnt true i see your end its coming soon i see your fear your life is doomed

You Are Your Own Beauty
You Are Your Own Beauty What a strange place to be in, this world of beauty, but also misery. Have you ever reminisced over your life? Of all the trials and tribulations, that you been through and you came to realize all the beauty that was given to you was to balance out all the pain that would proceed along with you. Have you ever loved and been loved? Have you ever lied and been lied to? Have you ever disliked and been disliked? Have you ever cared and been cared for? And through it all, did you ever think that there was a very important lesson to be learned? Hopefully yes! “Treat others the way that you want to be treated!” written by: she-leopard

Mood Swings
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Friends?
whats with this shit im so confused i wonder if everyones highly amused im stuck in the middle with no where to go im dying inside please let the truth show everyone says one thing you say another im not sure why i even bother im torn between friends its just not fair im finding it hard to even show i care the rumors the lies the hidden ties my eyes are open but i cannot see why cant we all just let others be the choices ive made are my own fault i just want all this bullshit to come to a hault whats with this shit im so confused are you all highly fucking amused?

The Three Question Personality Test
Your Personality Is Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

Poem For Me From Firestar T Y Hun Muah
Rain She cries upon the world with her tears of pain and sorrow. A heart so full of love and compassion for all, But Lost to why all doesn’t see her or feel her hidden desire for love to belong within all. I stand under her tears like rain, I feel and know her pain, so I cry to her pain. Rain, oh sweet rain forgive me not caring enough. Let me show that life is truly can be free from all this death and destruction of reality. Let the sweet rain fall no more from your heavenly eyes. If rain must fall than Let it fall for joy and hope. Rain oh sweet rain forgive those, who can see. Touch them with your loving embrace with your sweet tears like rain. Guide them back to the path of reality. Sweet rain… Oh sweet rain, Please cry no more unless its for happiness and rejoice that love has a found a way. Rain upon me. Let me hold you close to my heart. Let me know that your tears embrace me with love and happiness. Rain falling from her heavenly eyes of sorrow, Please

So Called Friends
One more note..I am doing a total clean sweep of my friends list..There are a lot of you that are great and would never think of deleting, but then there are others (which won't be reading this anyway)that I will be deleting. I care about the people on my list and I like getting points as well as the next person but I am not all about points. So if you want to stay let me know. I have gotten quite a few new friends lately and of course you are exempt from this unless down the line you prove otherwise. Thanks

What Happened?
What Happened? You TAX Everything! At first I thought this was funny... then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivab

No More
why you do this ill never know you tear my heart and break my soul you bring me down to your bottomless pit with every word feeling like a bad hit my feelings for you just keep growing strong bt feeling this way has gone on too long do this again and I swear its true ill drop you like a bad habit and find someone new

Omg Old Age! You Should Know This!
Just some info some one may be interested in. michellevarner.unfranchise.com Antioxidants Antioxidants act as cell protectors, working against the damaging byproducts created by oxygen during normal cellular metabolism. Antioxidants bind with these byproducts, known as free radicals, rendering them powerless before they can cause the cellular damage that can lead to more serious health issues. Isotonix® OPC-3™ Composed of grape seed, pine bark, red wine, bilberry and citrus extracts, Isotonix OPC-3 is a safe, nontoxic antioxidant that delivers unparalleled protection from free radicals and helps support the body’s circulatory system. Potent free radical scavenger & neutralizer Helps maintain healthy circulation Supports healthy blood glucose levels Primary Benefits: Promotes Cardiovascular Health by: Helping maintain healthy circulation by strengthening capillaries, arteries and veins Promoting / Supporting healthy nitric oxide levels Promoting / Sup

Cataclysmic Words
you said youd make us last now im weaving a future from a very tangled past things are becoming rearranged im caught up in the fast lane of change our relationship was a mystery im scarred by its terrifying history being truthful about this is very essential waiting beneath your surface hidden potential i held a basket of sweet dreams you filled it with hurtful accusing schemes you are no longer my aching wings my fate has not cheated me of everything i gave into your admirable seduction a sip from the cup of pure destruction as I undo these binding laces a release from harsh lines and your two faces

The Loss Of My Friend
I was 26 whem my life with SLE began. My frist encounter with SLE happened when my friend Leslie became Ill. SLE hit Leslie hard and Fast, from the time she was diagnosed to death, was 6 weeks. That was the 1st time I had ever heard of SLE, (LUPUS) I will never foreget it. Leslie suffered horriably, before she died.

Unconventional
Unconventional conventionality? What in the hell does that mean?? I know what it means to be unconventional...but what if the very thing that makes you unique...unconventional...is no longer considered a uniqueness. It becomes one of those things that everyone does. Your face no longer stands out, you're just a number. I've prided myself everyday on going against the norm, doing what I wanted, when I wanted and with whoever was around. But what if what I have rebelled against is now considered the rebellion. Not making much sense am I?? Let me try to clarify: I do things my way. I surround myself with others who do things his or her own way. Life is about forever seeking the pleasure factor. Do things that feel good damn the consequences. There are so many people trapped in situations that last out of obligation, dependence, lonliness. Obligation? I was always taught you shouldn't be obligated to anyone but yourself. Dependence? God gave us a brain, free-will, choices for a reason

General Information.
Good day ladies and gentlemen.. thought I would get this kicked off right by saying hello. For those who do not know, I am single and taking applications, lol. I will talk to just about everyone, but I do not like drama queens or people who only want me to rate them. This is NOT A popularity contest, it is designed to meet new and exciting people.. so if your one of those drama people.. do not even bother. You shall be ignored. Anyways, Im not much for writing blogs unless Im drunk, so, I shall keep people posted when I can! Also I do have MySpace if anyone wants to look. The address is http://myspace.com/shadow_alchemist29

Cool Stuff On The Web...
http://www.kinkysdate.com 100% Free Adult Dating at it's best... http://www.kinkyshangout.com Some of my Links http://www.kinkysplayground.com Toys, Toys, Toys http://www.kinkysplace.com More Toys! http://www.kinkystoybox.com Even More Toys Here... http://www.kinkys.tk Like NAPSTER only For Porn :) http://www.kinkys4less.tk Another Great Toy Store from Kinky... http://www.kinkysclones.tk Clone your own Member Here...

My First Blog
Hello, First thank you for reading this. The Moke runs a State Liquor Store in Warren. I love to play Texas Hold'em. So if u got a game let me know. Giving serious thoughts on tryin to turn pro. Ladies "How U doin?". Moke likes to trade goods and services. So if u got somthin ur lookin to trade let me know. Dont have much else on my mind right now except its so damn cold!!!! just remember My Mokeshake brings all the girls to the yard. And there life is better than urs. I could teach u but i'd have ta charge! Moke is out!

Makes Sense To Me.
Someone sent this to me in my email, I thought I'd share it with everyone. Its so true IMO. THE TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that was going on inside himself. He said, "My son, it is between 2 wolves. One is evil: Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other is good: Joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith". The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one I feed." Author Unknown

Roses Are Red
Roses are red Violets are korny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, If you kiss me, Don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast!

Helping Men Understand Women!!!
Helping Men Understand Women One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, t

Please Dont Forget Me..
Yay I am finally ahead although not by much! I so need your help so that I can stay ahead and be the first to 30000!! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Adult Jokes
1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S PUSSY FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". 2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under. 3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. 4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. 5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Cab Ride Accident.
AIGHT, SO I WAS BOMBED AS FUCK LAST NIGHT. NO SURPRISE THERE. THE SURPRISE COMES WHEN YOU ARE SO INTOXICATED THAT YOU MAKE THE RETARD OF A FUCKING CAB DRIVER DRUNK BY OSMOSIS. THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN COME UP WITH FOR THIS GUY DROVE HIS FUCKING CAB INTO A GODDAMN TELEPHONE POLE!! THAT'S RIGHT NO JOKE, TWO MILES AWAY FROM MY HOUSE, DRUNK AS PISSED AND BY CHANCE JUST HAPPENING TO BE WEARING A SEATBELT, AND BLAM THIS FUCKER RUNS A RED LIGHT AND HITS A FUCKING TELEPHONE POLE!!!! I WAS HALF BLACKED OUT AT THE TIME, THEN BAM MY HEAD AND KNEE CAPS BASH INTO THE PROTECTIVE GLASS THAT SEPARATES ME FROM THIS SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF BRAIN DAMAGE!!! ALL I CAN HEAR FROM HIM IS "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, WHAT THE FUCK MAN, HOLY SHIT!!!" NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO HEAR IN A DRUNKEN STATE WHILE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HEAD IS POUNDING!!! HAD TO WAIT AROUND 45 MINUTES FOR A FUCKING COP TO GET THERE AND ASK ME IN MY DRUNKEN STATE WHAT HAPPENED, I THINK THE BEST ANSWER I GAVE THE OFFICER WAS THAT T

Between 1906 & 2006!!!
What's Changed Since 1906 and 2006 This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine ! The year is 1906. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes ! Here are some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1906 ************************************ The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph . Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower ! The average wage in the US. was 22 cents per hour. The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veter

4 Feb 07- Sunday
4 Feb 07- Sunday 1902 Charles A Lindbergh Detroit MI, pilot (1st fly solo across Atlantic) 1913 Rosa Lee Parks civil rights activist (bus protester) 1921 Betty Friedan Peoria IL, feminist writer (Feminine Mystique) 1928 Dave Ketchum Quincy IL, actor (Agent 13-Get Smart) 1941 John Steel rock drummer (Animals) 1944 Florence LaRue Gordon Pennsylvania, rocker (5th Dimension) 1945 David Brenner Philadelphia PA, comedian/TV talk show host (Nightlife) 1946 Roy Yeager Doraville GA, rocker (Atlanta Rhythm Section) 1947 Dan Quayle (Senator-R-IN)/(44th Vice-President-R 1989-93) 1948 Alice Cooper [Vincent Furnier], Detroit MI, rocker (School's Out) 1950 Philip Ehart rock drummer (Kansas) 1952 Jerry Shirley rock drummer (Humble Pie) 1962 Clint Black Long Branch NJ, country vocalist (A Better Man) 1503 Queen Elizabeth consort of Henry VII of England, dies 1789 1st electoral college chooses Washington & Adams as President & Vice President 1861 Confederate constitutional convention

The Values Of Asatru
One of the basic functions of a religion is to offer a set of values on which mankind is to base it's actions. This, sadly, is one area where Paganism has often failed. The cult of anti-values has held sway, taking moral relativism to extremes perhaps even farther from common sense than fundamentalist moral legalism, even to the point where I have heard rape, murder, and genocide defended on the basis of "cultural differences." However, values remain important. All one needs to do is look at the morning paper to see the results of a society that has in many ways embraced the cult of anti-values. We should be experiencing an evolution from a legalistic moral/religious culture to one of flexible honor based values and self-responsibility. All too often, what we have instead is a morass of chaos and immorality. The lesson we should all learn is that while there is no definitive list of sins; right and wrong still exist. As usual Asatru offers a sensible solution. Our faith deals n

3 Feb 07 - Saturday
sorry this ones late. computer was down yesterday... 3 Feb 07 - Saturday 1883 Clarence Mulford Illinois, western writer (Hopalong Cassidy) 1894 Norman Rockwell US, artist/illustrator (Sat Evening Post covers) 1904 Charlie "Pretty Boy" Floyd FBI Most Wanted criminal 1918 Joey Bishop [Gottlieb], Bronx, comedian/talk show host (Joey Bishop Show) 1943 Dennis Edwards rocker (Temptations) 1943 Eric Haydock bassist (Hollies) 1947 Dave Davies London, rock vocalist/guitarist (Kinks) 1950 Lizzie Borden director/writer (Love Crimes, Working Girls) 1950 Morgan Fairchild [Patsy McClenny] actress (Falcon Crest, Flamingo Road) 1956 Nathan Lane Jersey City NJ, actor (Birdcage, Timon-Lion King, Mouse Hunt) 1957 Tony Butler rocker (Big Country-Wonderland) 1958 Lee Crystal rocker (Joan Jett & Blackhearts 1959 Meng aka Haku, King Haku 1960 Kerry Von Erich aka The Texas Tornado 1962 Marty Jannetty (The Rockers) 1377 Mass execution of population of Cesena Italy 1547 Russian czar Iv

Legend Of Woden/odin Retrieving The Runes
The Snake came crawling and struck at none but Woden took nine glory-twigs (pieces of wood on which were carved runic inscriptions) and struck the adder so that it flew into nine parts. This quote shows how Woden/Odin was a master magician and drew his power from the runes. To this day many Saxon Pagans work much of their Magic with runes, inscribing them on candles in candle magick, incorporating them into talismans or symbols of protection that they wear, carry or keep in their homes (can also be for other purposes, etc. They can even be put somewhere invisibly by tracing them with a scented oil. For example, a rune or runic monogram (several runic letters overlaying one another) can be inscribed on your place of business in Money in Abundance oil or some other money -- oriented oils of your own preference. For healing a rune or runic monogram of healing can be written on the body of the patient with an oil of Healing, after the regular transfer of Pranic energy or "laying -- on -

Thoughts On Success...
Have you ever talked to someone, face to face, and as you’re talking to this person or listening to them, you begin to sense a passion within this person? Sometimes this passion oozes out of this person so much that you can't help but become injected with that same passion, enthusiasm or excitement? This person has so much that it can't help but overflow and rub off on you in some way? Let me share with you why that I feel that happens... Each and every one of us has a dream. I have a dream and you have a dream as well, now weather or not you believe that your dream will become a reality depends greatly on how much you open yourself to receiving. What I mean by that is, take the above example. Now would you have enabled yourself to become that enthused and motivated had you not first open your heart to receive that? Lets say you had a check sitting in your mailbox tomorrow for $1000, would you know that that check is sitting in your mailbox if don't first open it and -reach-for

Friendship Flower
♥******(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)*********☆ ☆*******`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)..•´*********♥ ♥***********`•.¸.•´***********☆ ____________@@@@@@___________@@ @ __________@@@____@@@_______@@@@@ ________@@@__ ______@@_____@@@@@@@ ________@@___________@@__@@@______@@ ________@@____________@@@__________@@ __________@@________________________@@ ____@@@@@@______@@@@@___________@@ __@@@@@@@@@__@@@@@@@_________@@ __@@____________@@@@@@@@@_______@@ _@@____________@@@@@@@@@@_____@@ _@@____________@@@@@@@@@___@@@ _@@@___________@@@@@@@______@@ __@@@@__________@@@@@________@@ ____@@@@@@_______________________@@ _________@@_________________________@@ ________@@___________@@___________@@ ________@@@________@@@@@@@@@@@ _________@@@_____@@@_@@@@@@@ __________@@@@@@@ ___________@@@@@_@ ____________________@ ____________________@ _____________________@ ______________________@ ______________________@____@@@ ______________@@@@__@__@___

Here I Go Again..........
Well 'm Going Over To A Friends To Transfer All My Stuff From My Old Machine To My Newer One. The Guy Doing It Has Been A Friend For Years And Years And I Can Run To Him ANYTIME I Need Any Computer Help. He's Also Going To Take Some New Pics Of Me And Set Me Up With A Few Other Things. I May Even Wind Up With A Webcam When This Is All Through. But Even More Than Helping With My Computer He Is Planning On Trying To Help Me With Myself. I'm Feeling Really Lonley Right Now And Just Need That Snuggle Factor. I Already Have A Bottle Of Champagne Ready To Go And He Has The Candle Light And Wine Glasses. What More Could You Ask For In A Friend? Well Wish Me Luck In Case I'm Not Here For A Few Days Since I'm Getting Ready To Head To His Place. I Guess This Is One Of Those Times I Just Need To Spread My Wings............................................

Surgery Recovery
My surgery went well on Friday,never do I want to experience this again...The pain right now is way too much to bare,I'll take child birth anyday over this.I will be back on as soon as Im feeling better(hopefully soon).In the meantime you all have a great weekend and enjoy the superbowl..Stay Safe!!Love,Bonnie

I Can't...
Stop trembling... I just witnessed the neighbor and her son's dogs attacking each other.. one is a wolf shepard, the other a pit bull. The son was screaming profanity at his mother inside her house.. the pit would not release the wolf mix.. I sent my son out to see if he could help seperate the dogs.. the son again returned after removing the pit.. probably to his father's house a short way down the road...and began beating on his mother's door again. .. ugh.... at least the attack was not on my Sasha, but this I've feared since the neighbors moved in.. the boy in question returned from jail around Christmas...

Funny
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Self Bondage
Mistress was away on business and left me home alone. Before she left she decided to tease me to no end by playing with me for 3 solid hrs before getting up and walking out there door leaving me on the floor on the verge of climax. She would be gone for 3 days by the time i saw or heard from her again and i couldnt take it. I searched the house for something to releive this tension she had built up but found nothing i could use. I went into the bedroom to the toy chest Which i knew i wasnt to ever use without Mistress instructing me too and i pulled out some of my favorite toys.Mistress always left the spare keys in the same place when she left just in case. So it didnt occur to me to check for them before i started taking toys out to use. I dug around the chest and found my legirons a locking ball gag My favorite butt blug and my harness before sitting on the bed to put it all on. I started with the leg irons making sure to double lock them and make sure they were plenty

The Wheel Of The Year In The Troth
THE WHEEL OF THE YEAR IN THE TROTH (Troth: meaning faith or loyalty) WINTER NIGHT - around October 15th - The Norse new year. The forces of nature are finished expending their vital powers. People begin to turn inward to more spiritual things. Originally this festival lasted for around several days. YULE - from around December 20 - 31st This is a whole period of time - the old "yule-tide" also remembered as the 12 days of christmas. Yule-tide begins on the mother night and ends on yule itself, twelve nights from the mother night. It is a prime time to contact dead ancestors or the gods as the realm between this world and the other becomes thin. DISTING - around February 14th - The beginning of the return of the vital forces that turned inward at the time of winter night. This is a time when the ground is being made ready for the planting of seeds. It is a time for the preparation of new things to come. EASTER/VERNAL EQUINOX - The full manifestation of the retur

Me
well seeming this is the first the hours after a migrene feeling a bit lonely actually aww well hope that will pass i would like to think that people can be happy happy or well at least cheered up aww well it's like 23.14 now and well people aren't around that often on this time so i am playing eve-online atm

Friends
One day when you feel alone Remember i'm at the end of a phone I love you loads And that must show I want to let all the world to no I have a friend, that is you I love you for all you do Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle Keeping me together when i'm going mental Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight Being there for me even in the night Thank you friend you mean a lot to me Maybe now you'll see How much you mean to me

I've Done 92 Out Of 150 Life Experiences
how many life experiences have u had? ( ) Smoked A Cigarette ( ) Smoked A Cigar ( ) Smoked Weed (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) Drank Alcohol SO FAR: 2 Level 2 (x) Are / Been In Love (x) Been Dumped (x) Shoplifted ( ) Been Fired (x) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 6 Level 3 (x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House. (x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back ( ) Been Arrested ( ) Made Out With A Stranger ( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date SO FAR: 8 Level 4 (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die SO FAR: 11 Level 5 (x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE/FACEBOOK Friends (x) Been To Paris (x) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane ( ) Thrown Up From Drinking SO FAR: 15 Level 6 ( ) Eaten Sushi ( ) Been Snowboarding (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace/ FACEBOOK (x) Been Mosh Pitting SO FAR: 17 Level 7 (x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (x) Tak

Rainbows
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there.

Valkyries
In his role as god of battle & the dead Odin was assisted by the Valkyries. They are depicted as Amazon-like warrior-women or goddesses, tall, strong & clad in battle amour with black faces & long flowing hair. They sometimes appeared as swans but more usually as Ravens or carrion Crows flying over the battlefield. The Valkyries rode on Horseback through the sky above the battle & swooped down to collect the souls of the dead warriors. They carried the heroes across their saddles & back to Valhalla. The name Valkyrie is in fact a title & means "the chooser of the slain". In Anglo-Saxon the word is translated as " waelcyrge" & has the meaning of "corpse eater". In this Saxon version they are represented as a triple goddess of death & battle, similar to the Irish Morrigan, the Furies of Greek myth or the Nordic goddesses known as the Norns. In many ways the Valkyries had much in common with the Norns, the triad of Norse goddesses of fate who weave the destiny of the human race on their

An Urgent Message!!
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

Yesterday
Yesterday was forever ago, when it was only just a day, but it still lingers and with, every breath it starts to slip away. Further in the past it goes, And slowly my heart aches, I don't know how long I can keep doing this, Theres not much more I can take. Tomorrow is so far away, but I can feel it in my hands. Tomorrow will feel like yesterday, and fall though my fingers like sand. So take the days as they come, but hold them warm and tight, cuz before you know it before your eyes, your minutes make the night. Written by my friend Alana and me.