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Dark Verse: Or, Is It?
----- Non-Lumens vivat ----- The darkling Hours where walks the Night, in feeble lumes where Shadows Bite, Where walk in safety Innocent. and swift Death Meets the Evil-bent, The Shadows are not still, you see, and watch the night unendingly, for Innocence doth walk abroad, and breathing folk enact their fraud, The Life that's Lived no legend, here, and the Loved are those who let it near, Their Hearts, their Souls, their Passions-filled, with Love-Unending, Ever willed, By Those who Walk and Guard the Night, From beings who the world enfright, And yet Protect the Innocent, From Other realms where Hell is bent, On things unHoly, Deeds and fells, On tearing Souls and rending veils, For such existence as they have, those ne'er-do-wells of nameless grave, So give your Thanks ye mortal Kine, The Kindred Live - Protecting thine, And that ye pay with blood and Love, is simply Price - the Kindred Prove, That fickle tho' the humans
You Ever Wonder?
Some people really believe in Karma, a sort of cosmic balancing act. I do - I don't know why, maybe I just want to believe that you get out of life what you put into it. Or maybe I want to believe that the assholes that make life miserable are gonna get theirs someday. I'm having a week that makes me believe that I am really on the wrong side of karma. 1) I am sick..I've been sick, it's one of those "cough your lungs out until you either feel like you are going to pass out or throw up. I need to go to the Dr. but things keep getting in the way. 2) The heater died. I rent, thank GOD. The heating guy came yesterday at 3pm (I had been without heat for almost 24 hours at that point.) It was the first day of snow here and only 32 outside. By the time he got here it was 50 degrees in the house (thus the parka in my picture.) He messed with it a bit - apparently the motor is not functioning properly. He was able to get it started by manually spinning it. He told me he didn
Sensitive Rednecks......
Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower, Cooter, Pete and KC. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Lonestar beer. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Lonestar you are." Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.
A Couple Of Love Quotes
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it. -------------------------------------------------- You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it. -------------------------------------------------- Your voice makes me tremble inside And your smile is an invitation For my imagination to go wild. -------------------------------------------------- I have learned not to worry about love; But to honor its coming with all my heart. -------------------------------------------------- To love a person is to learn the song That is in their heart, And to sing it to them When they have forgotten. -------------------------------------------------- The most precious possession that ever comes To a man in this world Is a woman's heart. ----------------------------------
The Truth To Show
When I look at you, I can’t help but remember the first time I saw you. When you looked at me, I felt a tingle overtake my body. I felt a warming to your boyish grin, walking away from you, wishing that I had said more. As time past by, I got to know you better. I knew that there would be magic between us. When I close my eyes I see your face, and calmness takes over my body. What I feel inside scares me to death. My heart has never stirred like this before. So many times I wanted to ask you if you have ever been adored, given a woman’s heart and soul, and unconditional love. But I didn’t. My feelings for you are sacred. It’s your mind and compassion that has captivated my heart, not your physical being. I want to be the one that gives you true happiness. I want to spin your world, showing you that life is so precious, worth living every moment of it in the present. I truly believe that we have to live for today, bec
The Truth To Show
When I look at you, I can’t help but remember the first time I saw you. When you looked at me, I felt a tingle overtake my body. I felt a warming to your boyish grin, walking away from you, wishing that I had said more. As time past by, I got to know you better. I knew that there would be magic between us. When I close my eyes I see your face, and calmness takes over my body. What I feel inside scares me to death. My heart has never stirred like this before. So many times I wanted to ask you if you have ever been adored, given a woman’s heart and soul, and unconditional love. But I didn’t. My feelings for you are sacred. It’s your mind and compassion that has captivated my heart, not your physical being. I want to be the one that gives you true happiness. I want to spin your world, showing you that life is so precious, worth living every moment of it in the present. I truly believe that we have to live for today, bec
This Change
In a matter of time I went from depressed to no longer stressed. So much use to bring me down and now I walk again. Standing on my own two feet. Feeling complete. Like a sanctuary of solitude. Im full of grattitude. Gone is the fucked up attitude. I feel rejuvenated. My life no longer seems so complicated. Im exstatic. Give me more. I want to have this. I know that where i was is not where I am now. Everything becomes clear. I begin to see. Myself through you. You make me whole. You give me a smile everyday. All that pain you took away. Now I ask for just one thing. A promise that together you and I will sing. Looking at stars and laughing out loud. Your giggles have become a part of me. Something i would love to always hear. Happiness can be great. It took long enough to realize that. No longer in the gutter. But above it.
Grrrrrr
Currently up to my arse in recycling at work. Nuff said. Might have to go and live on an island somewhere for a bit (quick note to the smart arses, yes, I know Britain is an island. I mean one with no one else on it). Is it possible to be a curmudgeon in your twenties? People are really starting to annoy me. I need to gather up a few people I like (send your names if you wanna be on the list) and sod off somewhere quiet. Then again, I am reading The Stand, and that tends to make me think in terms of wiping out 99% of humankind. You know, just for the funnies. I haven't done anything evil for at least I week. I must be losing my touch. Here endeth the ramble.
Help Me Help Me Help Me!!
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Yippee
Ok... I more than likely won't be on much at all this week-end. I have my mini vacation up to Madison today and tomorrow. Dinner with some friends that I haven't seen in years tomorrow night, and Sunday... Sunday is of course when the Bears will win the Superbowl... just for my birthday... that is all I want... my Bears to win on Sun... so I hope all of you have a great week-end and I hope to check in sometime! *luv* ~Mrs. Wright~
Without A Valentine This Year... I'm So Sad...
Ii looks like I am without a Valentine this year. Now , you may ask yourself why this matters? Well, this happens to be my favorite time of year/day. Yes I know this is very sad without a doubt. Just wanted to share this with all my Valentine less friends. Lets share the love on this AWESOME Day just for the next 12 days.... Who knows maybe one of us may find a real Valentine.. Wendee
Moms Contest Now Open!
~ I'm Holding a Mother Contest ~ Starts tommorrow at 9 am central time ! Let's see who makes the Top Mother in comments. so all moms send me your pics and i'll add you to the contest. 1st mom is..... with 1 comments 2nd mom is..... with 1 comments 3rd mom is...... with 1 comments 4th mom is...... with 1 comments 5th mom is...... with 1 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Contest will start on 2/2 thur 2/9 again mom with most comments wins! thanks maria click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Three Things To Think About
Subject: Three Things to Think About 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall No
Sexiest Girls In Pvc/vinyl And Leather Winner Gets A Free 7 Day Blast!
Contest is ready to open up. ANY LAST ENTRIES?? I will open up the voting on Monday. Please let me know if you are interested in entering.
Plz Say A Prayer For Him
THIS MAN WHO WAS IN MY CONTEST STAYED IN FIRST FOR A LONG TIME LOST HIS PLACEING HE DROPPED DOWN TO 3RD PLACE.. NOW LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY.. HIS FATHER HAD A HEART ATTACK AND HE HAS HAD TO BE @ THE HOSTPITAL WITH HIM SO PLZ YALL SAY A FEW PRAYERS FOR HIS FATHER.. PLZ REPOST THIS THANKS LADY KAOS Rocketman@ CherryTAP
I Knew Today Was Going To Be Interesting....
When I go outside to warm up my car and see my kitten under the bush growling. Of course since he's MY cat I just assumed him to be crazy and kept walking. I was wrong, he had a cat sitting next to him that kept trying to following him around. On the way back into the house i had to basically pry that damn stray off my kitten to get him to leave him alone. Then I heard it. CATFIGHT! Kitten Vs Stray. Guess who won? Kitten. My cats fight dogs, so of course he'd win. ;)
Special Kisses To You
In a rose petal a Multi color butterfly Sits waiting for you To awake With butterfly kisses And Whispering words of love Capturing your heart Raindrops began to fall from My mind As I lay here awake sensing Feelings of your Heartbeat next to mine, visions Evolve Of a mental picture Of you and me in a tropical island Under a carpet of stars Dancing under the pale moonlight As you are grasping my heart And my soul The waves rock our bodies to a Rhythm of the beauty of a butterfly Soaring through the sea and landing In your heart Dancing naturally to the music of The sea Waves roll over a shore swaying Our bodies to the melody flowing into Sensual feelings intensifying In our minds and setting Our flame at ease As I soar like a butterfly and land In your arms surren
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The Marriage Of An 80 Year Old Man And A 20 Year
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of > the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for > the birth of their first child. > > The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old > gentleman and said, "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" > > The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running." > > The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of > their second child. The same nurse was attending this delivery and again > went out to congratulate the old gentleman. > > She said, "Sir, you are something else. How do you do it?" > > The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running." > > A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their > third child. The same nurse was there for this birth and after the delivery > she approached the old gentleman, smiling, and sai
1 Month Down..
Well 1 month down and I haven't accomplished much. I still am looking to better myself in the employment area. I guess I should count myself luck cause some of my former co-workers at the last place I worked got laid off at the begin of the year. At least I don't have to hassle with the unemployment office all the time..but it is free money..basically. Well as I said I haven't accomplished my goals of getting out there and seeking employment. It has gotten colder and I just want to hybernate and not leave the house unless I definatley have too. I procrastinated in leaving my house and almost didn't get the chance to take a test for Subaru. Well I was lucky I got there a couple of minutes late..(cause I drove 95 to 100mph to get there) and they actually let me in to take the test. But in hindsight I will have to do it all over again cause I didn't score high enough on the test the first time. As for the relationship area of my life...going to put all that on hold until I figure
Lakeland Village Haus
I would have done Anything Without limits Or Hesitation The command Became my wish Overwhelmed by Your weakness I felt compelled To lead with mine Nothing is ever Accomplished When you attempt Everything For everyone Except yourself I still do All I can Without limits Or Hesitations Unless I have Something else To do
I'm Sick.
and it sucks. :(
Lets Talk About Sex Kinda A Test
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? 13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? ?? 19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? 20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21. Do you masterbate? 22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT
Yeah
Well here is my first blog.. I jst wwanted to let everyone know that I am not a real social person & Ill try & play nice.. So bare with me & once I get to know ya more Ill open more.. :) Courtesy of MsTags.com
Fun Facts
My friend King Nothing here on Tap had an idea to start this "Fun Facts" blog. Here is a quote from his blog to explain what it's about, "Ok, so my friend Morrigan did this mumm called Fun Facts. It was so well received that she did it TWICE! Well the only problem with mumms is that they go away so quickly you know? So I'm starting a blog version of this! It's really simple, you write down facts about yourself, from the mundane, to the funny, to the weird, etc, etc, and post it as a blog. I do NOT want comments on this blog ok? The ONLY comments I would like to see here are links to the blogs where you do this at! That way if one of my friends would like to be a friend of yours, they can learn a lil something about you. And this will be a fun way to learn more about your friends! Once again, TY Morrigan! So here goes..." And so now, here I go with my "Fun Facts".... ~~I love to laugh and often laugh at things that noone else finds funny. ~~I am a very easy going person. I
George Carlin New Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky bastards." New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them?
Hi All
Thanks to all of you who left comments I have been having problems with my account. It was nice when I got back in to see the love from all of you. So give me time to coem back and rate y'all. see ya have a great weekend cherry lovers.
National Heart Association - Red Day
National Heart Association - Red Day GO RED.... Today is The Go Red Heart Check Up for women challenge. As you know I am a surivor of a double bypass back in June '06. I now and will always have Heart disease. Heart Disease is the #1 killer of women in America followed closely by cancer. Please take a few minutes out of your busy day to visit the National Heart Association page and take the check up test. It is a 10 year assessment to help women calculate their risk of heart disease and how to prevent it. It's a great site where you can learn qbout foods and exercise. Believe me you would rather pervent it then be oblivious to the effects. It will only take a few minutes of your time, and if your here whats the problem ? Still not convinced ? If you have someone near and dear to your life, weither it be a parent, sibling, lover or child think of them. What a gift for them to make the one they love healthier. I wish I had been given the information I now know about sooner
Please Help Bomb My Pic In Cleavage Contest
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In My First Contest
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Collide
Collide Lyrics by Howie Day The dawn is breaking A light shining through You're barely waking And I'm tangled up in you Yeah I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go I worry I won't see your face Light up again Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find You and I collide I'm quiet you know You make a frist impression I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind Even the best fall down sometimes Even the stars refuse to shine Out of the back you fall in time I somehow find You and I collide Even the best fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to ryhme Out of the doubt that fills your mind You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide You finally find You and I collide
A Prayer For You
For My Friends Here
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Off 4 Tha Weekend...........
not my better day,i leave u severely hung over , maybe i'll check back in on monday........feel like sleepin my weekend away........much luv 2 my cherry chums *kisses* -
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Superman,batman Etc.
There is not a Site like this anywhere.Where else can u go,an see Superman,Batman,wonderwomen,Green Hornet,robin,Hulk,speedracer,Hulk,Catwomen,Lone Ranger,Tonto.Plus thousands of Vampirers,Werewolves,warlocks,witches,Ghouls.This is the place u can be anybody your heart desire's.The Grown men whom still have Fantasy's about Superman or Batman .the List goes on + on.Pretty Damn Creepy world we all live in.I myself would like to be the Highlander,going around chopping off heads for eternal Life,Screwing women from all over.Seems the Highlander has it easier than the vampire's.What would Happen if the Count sucked the Blood from an Aids person? Would he suffer Chronic wasteing Desease,would it be like getting caught in the daylight.Must be a Bitch hideing that Coffin everywhere.An the werewolf could lead a normal life as long as he didn't have to work on full moon nights.This is where Grown ups come an unwind after a hard days work.Instead of going for a few Beers they stop at the store ge
Help Win Me A Rolex
£ÃÐ¥ ØF KÃا (K.0.T.member)&cofounder game family..sex games adviser@ CherryTAP Graphics & Layouts THIS ISNT A CONTEST ITS A GIVE AWAY.. MY CHOISE OF GIFT WAS A ROLEX.. I NEED 5000 COMMENTS ON THE LINK BELOW TO WIN THIS GIFT.. THERE IS NO TIME LIMIT AND I AM NOT COMPETING AGAINST ANYONE ELSE. SO WONT YOU HELP BLING MY PAGE AS I HAVE HELPED MANY OF YOU.. WITH BOMBING RATING PIMPING.. EXT THANKS YALL LADY KAOS
You've Got To Be Kidding..
Yesterday I was 500 comments ahead I am now 2000 comments behind!! I so need your help!! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥ ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ Music Codes - MySpace Layouts
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Bikini Contest
Give a Gal a Comment for bikini contest? Click on the pic above if your gonna give me a sweet comment. Thanks to everyone!
To You Baby :)
You make me shake. No mistake. Inside I deflate. My heart is yours to take. Not break. Youve showed me love in a matter of time. Assuring me that I will be fine. Keeping your hand inside mine. I hold you and come undone. You make me feel like someone. No longer numb. How did this become? I see clearly. Things are clear. I feel you near even when you are not here. Im trapped. I wont look back. I like the way this reality feels. I know what we have is real. My heart so easily you steal. Ahh, Im happy. Smiling like tomorrow is here. Another moment with you. Another moment so true. How do you do what you do? You take my pain and make it joy. I even feel like a little boy. Please dont let this be destroyed. Into your life Ive been deployed. Im yours. Always know that this is true. Baby, my love is for you. I will do what i do. You will see in my eyes the truth. You mesmerized me last
A Lesson On Drinking Vodka
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Ju
Wishing Well...
Wishing Well... > > I was given an acre of land, > and in this field a wishing well did stand. How lucky could I be, > to have this all just for me? > > So I went to take a peek, > but found this well had sprung > a leak. > > The rocks along the outer wall, > turned to rubble and waited to fall. > All the water soaked in the ground, > grants of wishes no longer found. > > So I saved my tokens from this pit, > for this wishing well wasn't worth a shit. > > Kept my thoughts for a Genie in a lamp, cause this hole wasn't even damp. > Desperate and broke, I needed to sell > this worthless acre and valueless well. > > So I leaned over the edge to look inside, my mouth dropped open and my > eyes grew wide. > Much to my surprise, was a pond of gold, a treasure I surely couldn't wait to hold. It was dropped by dreamers of the past, all hoping for some miracles to be cast. > So I found a rope and climbed to
Pretty Please? With A Cherry On Top??
just rate this one pic if u havent already! too e-z, right? i hope!
Nsfw Blog Note
Hrm- apparently NSFW blogs can be read by people who aren't friends of the writers, unlike NSFW photos (mut/mut).
Wal-mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code blue' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lo
Sex Friend Needs Help
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This Pleasure Of Mine
This Pleasure Of Mine To what do I owe this pleasure of mine Which stands alone in frozen time Nerves on end, they bend like steel Exhausting gasps, could this be real The tender touch of moistened lips The gentle sway of curvy hips Like oceans waves of thunderous roar Bodies crash , still wanting more Her beauty impailed on phallic pleasure Feelings intense, too much to measure Lust unchained by rise and fall Holding to some, yet wanting all Faster we travel through passion’s quest Paced by the fall of rising breasts Closer, yet closer, the end is near Quivering flesh, the sounds I hear Collapse to me, a soul so fine Tis what do I owe, this pleasure of mine
Happiness
I met the most amazing man in this world! He gives the most respect and love to me that I could ever expect from anyone! It hasn't been a moonth yet, but I know it's forever!! I love you Ryan! **1*12*2007**
Back On The Tap!
I haven't been here for what... almost 2 months? It feels like it... I was over in Boston, MA for three weeks (just got back two weeks ago), then I forgot my login for a while - only just remembered it! Well, dunno what else to say - I can't remember the last time I was here, so let's say it was 01/12 or 12/01 depending - the first day of December, anyways! Since then I've: - Had my Birthday (12/12) - Flown to Boston to meet my g/f (that I met on the net). Our first meeting, and yes - it went VERY well! - Been back at work 2 weeks, and been promoted. 3 times in 14 months is a pretty decent average - Been to an IHOP (as far as I know, we don't have any in Australia - International my arse!) - Gotten inexplicably better at Call of Duty 2. I'm usually the n0ob of my group, but I've started to not suck as badly (huzzah!) There's probably a heap of other stuff I've missed, but *shrugs* Oh well. Glad to be back!
Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom,! her &n bsp;husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
It Makes
Real Love is out there we just have to keep on searching
Happy Groundhog Day
Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner! Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob: El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west. Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed. Global warming has caused a great debate. This mild winter makes it seem just great. On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing. Will we have winter or will we have spring? On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today. I predict that early spring is on the way.
Bad Examples Of Moms (from The News)
This is why I don't watch the news too often: In Cleveland a mother was charged with child endangerment. Her apartment caught fire. When asked by the firefighters if there was anyone else in the house she said no. It was disocvered that her two or three children (I don't remember how many she has) were in the house. Apparently the woman had been passed out drunk. The story disgusted me so I stopped listening to it. A woman in Lorain County (I think)was supposed to be on trial for neglect. She had 3 kids...a 3yr old, a 1 and a half year old and a 6wk old. The younger two children starved to death. The oldest survived by eating raw macaroni and rice. So this woman was found mentally incompetent to stand trial and has been sentenced to time in a mental health facility. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but you've got to wonder what these women were thinking. True it was found the second has a mental condition. But didn't family or friends think something was wrong? If some
Ladybird Problem
ok found a ladybird this morning and its about the 4th one i found in my house this winter but heres the problem what do i do with the little bugga!!! 1. leave him where he is and i may just suck him up with the hover. (by accident of course) 2. leave him where he is and the dogs may get to him first and eat him thinking hes a smartie. 3. get a little match box and put him in there keep him all warm call him george, and let him go in spring awwww how girlie!!! 4.other.... and that does not include standing on him awwww u mean gits so answers below people and quick before 1 or 2 happen.
Untitled
its been such a short time but feels like forever never met anyone like you i smile when i hear voice even your name i thought id go my whole life without knowing if their was someone out there who was almost exactly like me im so happy and grateful that we could find eachother in this crazy world i wouldnt change this life for a thing i wouldnt want to miss the crazy times we could have together nor the intimate moments that we could share you could be the soul mate ive been waiting for but only time will tell
Friends Of Night
When the evening lights are out, the sound of laughing is getting loud. Two friends talk till moon is shining, when the wind is softly whining. But when the sound of wind is dying and the moon rests her eyes for sleep. The friends of night are softly dreaming, about a friendship they want to keep.
Friends Of Night
When the evening lights are out, the sound of laughing is getting loud. Two friends talk till moon is shining, when the wind is softly whining. But when the sound of wind is dying and the moon rests her eyes for sleep. The friends of night are softly dreaming, about a friendship they want to keep.
Dear You.
I see you. Standing all alone over there. I know you’re crying. Maybe not on the outside But you are, crying. Let me help you. I want to take your hand Lead you to the safe places. So you can find your peace And learn to smile again. I do want to protect you from all the hurt. Sweet you. Know you’re not alone Not now, not tomorrow Never. I care for you.
Hugs For Everyone
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Fun Facts...
Ok, so I did this mumm called Fun Facts. It was so well received that I did it TWICE! Well the only problem with mumms is that they go away so quickly you know? So King Nothing decided to start a blog version of this! *It's really simple, you write down facts about yourself, from the mundane, to the funny, to the weird, etc, etc, and post it as a blog. I do NOT want comments on this blog ok? The ONLY comments I would like to see here are links to the blogs where you do this at! That way if one of my friends would like to be a friend of yours, they can learn a lil something about you. And this will be a fun way to learn more about your friends!* Thanks, King. So here goes... -I drive a minivan and I don't care who knows it. It gets really great gas mileage and I can fit 8 people in it, so that's enough for me. -When I was a child, my dad drank alot and fought with my mom while I hid in my room with the TV on full blast so I couldn't hear the yelling. -My childhood depressed m
Saying I Love You
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about
Turnabout
Laura sat in the smoky bar and surveyed the crowd. She hated coming here, the drinks were always watered down and her clothes stank of stale cigarettes for days afterward. But the place had an uncanny knack for attracting the naïve young girls that she had found herself preying upon lately. Laura knew their type. They dressed in tight leather and fancied themselves players in the BDSM scene because their boyfriends had blindfolded them once or twice during sex. They considered themselves bisexual or lesbian because they had kissed their roommates once or twice in college. Laura was an experienced player in the BDSM scene. She had tried it all and she had enjoyed every minute of it. But she had trouble keeping a partner. Her previous playthings had found her too rough, and ended their association with her after the first session. She longed for a partner with whom she could let herself go fully, hold nothing back, but the women she met seemed fragile and scared of their ow
Go Bears...
GO BEARS............YEP THAT WILL BE ON SUNDAY AND I HAVE TO WORK THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME, SOOO.... KEEP ME POSTED PEOPLE....
Up And Running
Ok, so i finally finished sorting out my profile. All i need to do now is add some more photos and maybe change the song on my profile. Aerosmith seemed like a good idea at the stime cos there was nothing better on the site. As for the pics, once ive decided which ones are worth putting up and dont make me look like an idiot then they'll be up ^_^
Be Gentle
come out and support me, this is my first contest :-) thanks for all who do ... Moet aka Alexa >
Two Funerals & One Wedding
Ephesians 5:25 “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave Himself for it.” Do you know what most marriages need? Two funerals and one wedding where both the husband and the wife die to themselves and come alive to Jesus Christ. You see, when a man loves his wife passionately, there’s nothing too precious for that man to give up for his wife, except his relationship to Almighty God. When there’s that kind of love shown to a woman, I dare say the topic of submission wouldn’t be an issue. Most women don’t mind submitting to a man who loves her enough to die for her and shows it by the way he lives for her. Are you married? Then, go on a date this week with your spouse. Are you single? Pray that God would prepare you to be the spouse your mate will need.
Have Fun,,,get Drunk/laid....tee Hee
Hi Everyone!!!
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL MY FRIENDS THAT ADDED ME AND FOR THE COMMENTS!! I AM NEW TO CHERRY AND LOVING IT. CHECK OUT MY PAGE AND ADD ME IF YOU LIKE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS!!!
The Circle
Even the seasons form a great circle in their changing, and always come back again to where they were. The life of a man is a circle from childhood to childhood and so it is everything where power moves." In these modern times it is difficult to understand why we should think circles and seasons. People and society are always moving, through distance, over yonder, going here and going there-hurry up, grow up, be successful, climb the ladder of success, etc. The Elders tell us to slow down, to be patient, pray and think circles. Circle thinking applies to relationships, business and every area of our lives. We need to teach our awareness to look for seasons and cycles. My Creator, teach me the seasons of growth. Many times we speak of the Great Hoop of life. This does not entail one thing but it entails many things in our daily life journey. We must look to Creator and the Medicine Circle of the four directions in order to find answers. Our life circle is
Groundhog Or Woodchuck?
I am going to try to figure out the difference between Groundhogs and woodchucks. Is there? First, I would like to explain exactly what a woodchuck is; A woodchuck is a small American rodent, also called a groundhog. I would also like to say that by doing this; I mean no offence to woodchucks whatsoever or hogs of the ground. I will now be attempting to answer the question that has left mankind wondering since the beginning: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I know you’ll think that I have Actually lost it, but I looked it up on the internet one day, partly to prepare for this, but partly because I actually had nothing better to do, but apparently: A woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood since a woodchuck chucks that amount of dirt while digging i
All C.t.a.f Members Plz Read And Repost!!!!! Muahzzz
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks NOTE YOU must have C.T.A.D beside your name so we know Or you can see my BLOG in my profile to CHECK.Also if you need people to help and don't know them all CHECK MY BLOG or COPY and paste this BULLETIN to your own BLOG Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitt
Ummmmm Thanks
I just wanted to say thanks to all those ppl that have added me and especially those few that have talked to me and i mean actually talked to me LOL who would have thought you could make friends from a site like this. So thanks to all and really thanks to those few that know its for them. so Peace to all and peace and love to those that know its to them
Damn It!
man...so i'm sitting here at 3 in the morning...super sick...watching the news... this world is seriously...horrible. so...these caregivers in LA were arrested for beating a couple of mentally disabled men. they filmed it on a cell phone... the caregivers...yeah..."caregivers"...had these 2 men in the bathroom...and they blocked the exit. they repeatedly hit the poor souls...while they screamed and cried. 38 year old men...with the mentality of 2 year olds. think of a 2 year old...and how absolutely frightened he/she would be while being hit repeatedly in the face. just wondering what they did wrong...what they did to deserve this. it just...makes my tummy even more upset... and then of course...the mention of global warming...always creeping upon us. and the horrible air quality in central california...where i live. also, kids are drinking hand sanitizers now...to get drunk... and they explain it thoroughly on the news...just in case a few teenagers didnt realize they
I Wanna Love Like This!!!
"Ive kissed a guy... Ive kissed guys. I just havent felt that thing.... That thing... that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person youre supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry, cause you feel so lucky that youve found it, and so scared that itll go away all at the same time." Drew Barrymore; from the movie "Never Been Kissed" "But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for." Sally, from the movie "Practical Magic" "We are who we are, how we got here doesn't matter. What matters is- what do we do know?" from the movie "Deep End of The Ocean" "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you." John Smith, from the movie "Pocahontas" "I guarantee
How Great It Feels
How great it feels There have been times when you've experienced how great it feels to be productive and creative and effective. There is no feeling that can match it. What could you do today to bring that delightful, satisfying feeling into your life? Look at the world with eyes that see opportunities for making a real and substantial difference. Even the most mundane chore can become a joy when you remind yourself that you're making an important positive contribution. Even the most difficult challenges can be truly exhilarating when you appreciate the opportunities they provide to create value. This moment is your time to make things happen. This day is yours for moving forward. There is never any shortage of work to be done. There are always opportunities for putting your skills, your knowledge, your passion and your unique gifts to work. Ever since you were a child, you've known how great it feels to put your time and your energy to productive use. Right now is your
I Said No
I SAID I WASNT GUNNA DO ANY CONTESTS FOR AWHILE,HOWEVER THIS ONE CAME ALONG AND ITS FOR A BLAST.. ENDS FEB. 14TH SO IF U GOT SUM TIME DROP BY PLEASE.
Forever Wondering Why??
Reflect on years gone by….The blog below was written and dedicated to a special person who , in essence, left me years ago. Her soul, heart, personality, affect, way of life and love, EVERYTHING was TAKEN and will never, ever return. I died a horrific death when this person was taken…part of her died in my arms and i was helpless to do anything about it..but scream and holler, cry as she slowly drifted towards the heavans..BUT, its now time to move on with my life….I’ll walk this earth and will search for my soulmate once again, wherever she may lie..It may take me years or decades to find her..maybe I will and then again, possibly I’ll walk 4ever and never find her. Many crucial decisions to make affecting my life and a need to start my search over. Enjoy the words below…They were meant to be penned one last time..to now move on..lock these memories away, never to be forgotten. You were so full of life Always smiling and carefree Life loved you being a part of it And I loved it
Heartbeat
Where are you? Calling home all day.. Wondering at work.,.where could she be???? Knowing something didn’t feel right…Shouldn’t have left that morning knowing you were sick…It’s 5PM now..I pull in the driveway….What’s my 8 year old son doing sitting on the outside step?? It’s pouring…He said “NO one will answer the door”? I’m NOT prepared for what I find….Your on the kitchen floor, near death…..a finality I don’t want to address..I’m tooooo young for this and so are you!!...Wake me up..this isn’t happening…..Ambulance and Police come….Whisk you away to the hospital……Too many Doctors, same questions over and over….Where are the Children now…...Have you died in the OR? NOT any answers from anyone….Friends come pouring in……trying to console me…Your in surgery now, brain surgery to save your LIFE….Priest and NUNS approach me…I know you’ve died….It’s NOT your time…Your in a coma…16 hour days by your side…your finger moves, then another and another..you spell words with your fingers..You know
Help Me Out?
I'm maxed out with my photo limit again. Anyone willing to buy me a Blast or help me raise my level again, please? I'm not one to ask for this kind of stuff a lot, but I'd like to be able to post more photos.
Bluetooth
So I got this blue tooth thing or is it bluetooth when i talk on it i know it looks like i'm talkin to myself , I'm ok with that my problem is that I feel like i'm talkin to myself. There is a little voice whispering in my ear saying things and i talk back to it am i the only one this happens to?
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Poetry
Okay so I use to be really big on making poems not so much anymore but I think I'm going to start getting back into making them , partially just for the hell of it and partially to relax myself so here's the first poem in which may go on to be a continuous daily thing.. maybe... Untitled How long shall I sigh As confusion clouds mine eye Who to be, what to do Has the nation told you true Seems to only lead you wrong To follow the same drummers song Never knowing where you belong Gather faith in yourself, hold it dear Love the ones that you hold near Challenge yourself with each waking day Have your colors show in vast array For who shall love you more than yourself Confidence is the greatest wealth So smile on and hold your head high Give yourself these wings and make them fly
Christmas
(This was supposed to be posted before Christmas, but here it is!) Twas two months before Christmas, and all through the mall Stores were preparing, for the Christmas season in fall Although trick or treaters were dressed up for all hallow's eve The shops were preparing their new Christmas wreath I with a shopping cart firmly in hand I had just made my way past an open tree stand The children confused by the decorations they see ask, "After trick or treating, can we go pick our tree?" When out in the mall there arose such a clatter I put down my tiny snickers to see what was the matter The fluorescent lights on the floor of the white shiny white mall Gave the impression of purity to the hypocrisy of it all. When what to my wondering eyes should appear A middle aged man who was reeking of beer! . With a long phony beard that awkwardly fit I just shook my head wondering, "Where'd they get this twit!" This little old man looking hung over and sick I kne
Fun,fun,fun,
single white female and loving every minute of it
Imortant Message
Hello my friends, Here is some exciting input from our very important friend Matt Ford, heres a explanation of my venture that is going to make us very wealthy, please get involved do not be left behind. First of all, we would like to introduce you to a more defined explanation of what 3D Virtual Reality is all about. Think of this technology as a Universe that holds Galaxies, in a Galaxy there are Solar Systems that have many Worlds, and in the Worlds there is land with roads, homes, buildings, towns, cities, and unlimited places to explore around in. In all practicality, our interactive 3D Virtual Reality Worlds are in the Cyber Space Universe, just like planet Earth is floating around in the Universe we call Space. are about to discover technology that enables you to walk around inside your computer screen with other people from all over the globe. Not only can you interact with others in real-time, you can actually build near anything you can conceive in yo
Valentines Day Poem
What Kind Of Movie Buff Are You?
Are you a Movie Buff? Movie God / Goddess!!You know your movies inside and out. You probably take great pride in your DVD / VHS (or even BETA) collection. You can relate all your life experiences to some situation or character in a movie!! You most likely annihilate everyone you know in any movie trivia games! Keep up the good work Movie God / Goddess (everyone else must bow to you)!!! Take this test
Cronicals Of An Alcoholic ..with Pics Vid N Tunes
Im the type of person that dont belive shit untill I see some mother fucking proof.. Im not a conspiracy therist or any other shit.. I look for concreate facts n I put together pieces!! Iv heard rumours that satan has lizard people in charge but Iv yet to see one! Im not david ike but if u wish to check n see shoot bush video tape it and let me know if u see green! Maybe we can trade it with the middle east for peace... Say sorry N lets all be forgiven.. After all this war should make us destined for 7 years of peace anyways.. Probably be after the planets fucked and we gasp for air Start tearin your nukes down before its to late america.. For if u are ever taken over were all fucked. Over 9000 nukes in storage or make your own.. Conjoined enemys (tired of your shit) Tempted to destroy your satelites Make u a sitting duck..well your bogged down from war.. North korea or russia could easily sell chemichal weapons to alqeda that u created. You think Im stupid? You train
Existance
If you have never been amazed by the very fact that you exist, you are squandering the greatest fact of all. - Jim Fiebig
I'm Still At My Comment Limit?
Well it's 3:15am CST and I've been at my picture comment limit since around 5:00pm last night. I've watched the Spotlight change and all my friends in contests are losing ground to the other contestants while I'm stuck waiting to see if I can do anything to help them. How long must a guy wait to help his buddies out? I hate having to say I can't help when someone asks me to help them. Come on already, 10 hours is MORE THAN either time to have to wait!
A Strong Woman
A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. She is not afraid to be afraid. A strong woman is both soft and powerful. She takes compliments to heart and treats herself like the queen that she is. A strong woman is equally visionary and decisive. She is able to hope when things look hopeless. She is both practical and spiritual. A strong woman in her essence is a gift to all the world.
Hello Friends
people stop by and see the lounge and see me and my girl thank you
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To Sad To Give A Fuck !
I'M SOO SICK SICK AND TIRED OF FEELIN LIKE I HAVE TO NEED TO BE THIS AWSOME AMAZING LOOKIN CHICK U THINK I'M UGLEY DON'T LOOK U NEED TO STEP OFF U HURT ME WITH UR WORDS I'M PRETTY INSIDE AND OUT I DON'T CARE WHAT U THINK REALLY I DON'T I KNOW WHO I AM AND THATS AMAZING ! SORRY FOR THE RANT PEOPLE SUM PEOPLE UST LIKE TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD SO THEY CAN FEEL GOOD...WE ARE ALL DIFFRENT TIME TO EXCEPT IT...LUV MY FAMILIA AND SIS TC ALL I'M GONE
Farmer S Lil Buddy
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN, HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL." "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN."
Masquerade Party........part 2
Well I know that its been a while since I've posted anything and I know that those who do read my blog have waited for Part 2 to this story. Well I have finished it and I hope that those who read it enjoy it! Thanks! “Come with me.” he motioned as pulled her down the dark corridor. Where were they going she thought as soon they went into a door and found it to be a closet. He closed the sliding door as they both stood there in darkness. She felt his arms around her waist pulling her closer to him and soon she found herself being kissed. It surprised her that he was able to find her lips in the darkness, he must have done this many time before cause as he continued to explore her body, it felt like he knew what he was doing. His breathing got erratic as he nibbled on her earlobe making her wet. He didn’t know that doing what he was doing made her even hotter. She felt him pull at her outfit and pull out her breasts and sucked on them lightly but then started to nibble and b
Subject: Shower....so Very True.
Subject: Shower....so very true. Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. D
Comments
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Kev's Life Philosophy
You scored as Justice (Fairness). Your life is guided by the concept of Fair Justice: Everyone, yourself included, should be rewarded and punished according to the help or harm they cause. "He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci “Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and cooperation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.” --Dwight D. Eisenhower More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...Justice (Fairness)90%Hedonism85%Existentialism80%Utilitarianism60%Kantianism55%Strong Egoism55%Divine Command40%Nihilism30%Apathy20%What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
In Manas
Just stopping over in Krgyzstan. The internet is pretty spotty, so i'm just popping in to say a mass "hi" here. One step closer to home!
Ha Ha Ha...omg
OK ITS 330AM HERE IN "SNOWVILLE". I AM SITTING HERE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF CAUSE MY LIL ONE IS ON HER BACK WITH HER FOOT SHOVED IN HER MOUTH BITING HER TOENAILS!!! THAT IS JUS SO DAYUM GROSS!!! WOW I NEED SLEEP....
My Life!!!!!!
MY LIFE IS COOL MY LIFE IS FAIR SOMETIME I THINK I WAS PUT HERE TO CARE,MANY PEOPLE TELL ME U ARE SO KIND BUT U MADE THE CHOICE TO MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE ITS YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE THEM RIGHT ..I TRY TO BE THE MR.RIGHT BUT I GUESS I TRY TO HARD IM JUST GONNA BE MYSELF. UNTIL PEOPLE GET TO KNO ME THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY LIFE$$$$$$$$
Thanks For Your Support!
Just wanted to say thanks to all of my friends and fans here for their continued support and appreciation shown for my musical endeavors! You ALL rock!!! And, btw, I pulled off both new songs - When The Children Cry, and Tears In Heaven - without any major gaffes, and got a resoundingly great response from the crowd at both places I've done them so far...I'll try to get at least an audio recording, if not a video, posted soon. Cheers,
I Wanna Go There.....
I stood out side at work last night looking at the moon float behind some mist.... I let my mind run a little free and tried to imagine it a a large body floating in space. The light reflecting off it wasfrom the sun a long way away on the other side of where I was standing. And here I was on Earth... another large mass floating in a little bit of space.... And I got a sense of the hugeness that surrounded me. The almost impossibility of the distances for me to travel to reach out and actually touch the moon.... But I wouldn't want to stop there.... I would want to go all the way out.... see it all.... It made me realise how small I really am in the universe.... Humbling almost... With Love and Peace... Dork Fish
Family Bomb Tags(update)
Well, i worked on a few tags and will finish up later on. Feel free to take them to your contests...let peeps know the Angel Family is here ;) Cheers to the family and happy Bombings :) Do you want to go to the site now? YES | NO
Cree Natives
Location: The Cree lived across the north into the Canadian prairies and in Montana, the Dakotas and Minnesota. They lived as far east as the Hudson to the James Bay and as far west as Alberta and the Great Slave Lake. Language: They spoke Cree, a language of the Algonquin family. Daily Life: The Cree depended entirely on hunting and fishing, as well as gathering wild roots and fruits. They lived in buffalo skin tipis and traveled by birch bark canoes. Women would dress the skins after a hunt and were experts in using porcupine quills in their everyday needs to dress things up. Men often married two sisters at the same time. There is no evidence of a clan system. The most important religious ceremony was the Sun Dance. The Cree made sacrifices to their gods with Wisukatcak the most important spiritual entity. The dead were buried under a mound of stones with their belongings buried with them or they were destroyed by the grave. History: During the 17th and 18th century, the Cr
Bored As Usual
So any predictions for what Punxsutawney Phil will do today? I know for sure it will be below freezing here in WI, think negative digits. So for once in a very long time I have absolutely nothing planned for this long weekend. No school, no work and no visitors. No one to keep me warm. So I will be forced to amuse myself. You know what they say about idle hands...they are the devil's tools. So I am looking for some suggestions on new pics to put up. I have some ideas, but may need a hand. I hope everyone has a great weekend and if you are anywhere near the midwest, try to stay warm. Muah.
Truelove
There is a faith in loving fiercely the one who is rightfully yours, especially if you have waited years and especially if part of you never believed you could deserve this loved and beckoning hand held out to you this way. I am thinking of faith now and the testaments of loneliness and what we feel we are worthy of in this world. Years ago in the Hebrides I remember an old man who walked every morning on the grey stones to the shore of the baying seals, who would press his hat to his chest in the blustering salt wind and say his prayer to the turbulent Jesus hidden in the water, and I think of the story of the storm and everyone waking and seeing the distant yet familiar figure far across the water calling to them, and how we are all preparing for that abrupt waking, and that calling, and that moment we have to say yes, except it will not come so grandly, so Biblically, but more subtly and intimately in the face of the one you know yo
Comment Bombers Really Appreciated!!!
10,000 Comments and I win a 7 day blast! I can't afford one at the moment, and I've been wanting one for awhile, so please help me out! And I will help bomb anything you post also, like I try to always do! Also, if you want to visit my profile and show some love, I will return it! Thanks!
About Sitting Bull
Tatanka Iyotanka (Yotanka), a Hunkpapa Sioux leader, was born on March 31, 1834 at Many Caches on the Grand River near Bullhead, South Dakota. He was the son of Tatanka Psica, Jumping Badger (sometimes known as Jumping Bull or Sitting Bull), a Sioux war chief. In his early years, the lad was known as Hunkesni, “Slow,” but soon became more widely acclaimed for his courage and strength in battle. He was head of the Strong Hearts, a warrior society, and became an important medicine man and tribal councilor, although he was never a true “chief” of his people. Sitting Bull was implacably opposed to the White man’s continual encroachment on Indian land. Always something of a militant, in the 1860s he was active in the Plains Indian wars, and his camp became a meeting place for many tribes in the area who staunchly opposed the Whites. In 1868, following Red Cloud’s war, the United States government signed a treaty guaranteeing the Plains Indians a reservation nor
Dragged/florida
This week has kind of dragged. I had a strange day at work. My computer kept screwing up. I had this guy totally threaten to sue me - oh darn. This guy was the total stereotypical shady loud attorney. He was pretty pathetic and after the call, I was glad he was no longer in my ear. I only work a half day tommorrow, which is good. The weather here is still cold, but not so much ice. I talked to my friend Brian. He and his wife are going to Miami for the Super Bowl. Bastard. I love the guy though - I hope he has a good one. Then again, how could you not have a good time in Florida?
Last Night At Work ....
I seriously think that some of the staff think that the morte trouble they cause without getting into real trouble, the quicker we will go back to the old way of doing things. Well I hate to tell them but no it won't. what could happen is that the company decides that maybe it is better to have contractors and go for the lowest priced contract and make the staff redundant. They was told things are going to change and some think they have some power, well smell the coffee as you haven't and they will find out as time goes by. Last night was a bit of a stressful one, but we know what they are upto and plannning for their next moves. The previous night i saw some of the trouble makers talking to each other, and i didn't take any notice. Of course i told the other chargehands what was going on, but thought well if they are trying to stir things up then let them. Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves! Tonight could be the pain though as the supervisor is off tonight.
Family Guy - Bin Laden
He's got a note from his doctor..no suicide bombing..lol
This Fucking Sucks
Well i just got back from the emergency vet hospital.... My girl...Moka is no longer with me....i had to have her put down...she was 15 years old. The vet said it was cancer and that she was starting to suffer...so i did the only fair thing..i let her go. I'm a wreck...she was my baby...but i still have her brother to keep me sane...poor guy looks so lost right now
Hockey
In case you all hadn't noticed, the Pittsburgh Penguins are kicking ass and taking names....so be warned! BEWARE THE PENGUINS !!
Let's Impeach The Dictator,, Uh Prez.
Feeling Blah Tonight !!!!!
I am really feeling blah tonight and i just really hate feeling like this and i have no idea why i feel the way i do and i just want it to stop now not later....home life is not what it used to be with hubby and family for some reason my hubby is the biggest jerk there is anymore and if he keeps it up i am out of here. I do love him very very much we have been together for almost 7 years and married for almost 4 and a half years. But i just don't know how much more i can take from him and family is just a different story!!! Me and my sister have been raising our brother's 2 wonderful children since june 29th,2006,because his wife up and left him and the kids with him and she doesn't want them and he can't take care of them right now living in a very small appartment but it is fine with me that the kids are with us because they are better off with us and being well taking care of and she can die for all i care anymore..She is a slut and more but i am not going to get into that...lol...I
Feeling Blah Tonight !!!!!
I am really feeling blah tonight and i just really hate feeling like this and i have no idea why i feel the way i do and i just want it to stop now not later....home life is not what it used to be with hubby and family for some reason my hubby is the biggest jerk there is anymore and if he keeps it up i am out of here. I do love him very very much we have been together for almost 7 years and married for almost 4 and a half years. But i just don't know how much more i can take from him and family is just a different story!!! Me and my sister have been raising our brother's 2 wonderful children since june 29th,2006,because his wife up and left him and the kids with him and she doesn't want them and he can't take care of them right now living in a very small appartment but it is fine with me that the kids are with us because they are better off with us and being well taking care of and she can die for all i care anymore..She is a slut and more but i am not going to get into that...lol...I
Boobies
i love boobies. hurray for boobies
Friend...
My first blog so here goes... Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget and if I die before you do I'll go to heavan and wait for you I'll give the angles back their wings and risk the loss of everything just to prove My friendship is true... I kinda theifed this from a very wonderufl friend of mine lol....Staci I
Working My Self To Death
every day i come in to this place i am covered up with paper work it never seems to end... i am killing my self and for what ... fo you for one min think that they care about me ... if i had time i would write more but for right now this min ... i must go the papers are piling up and there is no end in sight... love you all doo
Funny Pics
if you are in need of a good laugh or you want to see some weird shit come and look at my pics I swear you will at least giggle a little bit so if your bored come check em' out, but if you do laugh at least rate them please
Well
my court sucked ass again for the 4th time this year its another continuance til March 15th grrr, but they offered me a deal sayin if i ple guilty i will only have 1200 dollar fine, probation for a year, a breathalizer in me car, an AA meeting hahaha!! I totally think i will kick ass at this cuz seriously it was a bogus ticket an the cop knows it was too damnit so i think im gonna fight it more! We will see whats goin on later on March.. the down fall is its a pretty big gamble its take it to court an if i win get off with nothin, if i lose i could be worse off then what i have now!! hmmmm...
All Is Finished
ALL IS FINISHED I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING OF MY PAST TO MY GRANDSON. I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD SING THE SACRED WOLF SONG OVER HIM. IN MY SONG, I APPLEALED TO THE WOLF TO COME AND PRESIDE OVER US, WHILE I WOULD PERFORM THE WOLF CEREMONY. SO THAT THE BONDAGE BETWEEN MY GRANDSON AND THE WOLF WOULD BE LIFE LONG. I SANG. IN MY VOICE WAS THE HOPE THAT CLINGS TO EVERY HEARTBEAT. I SANG. IN MY WORDS WERE THE POWERS I INHERITED FROM MY FOREFATHERS. I SANG. IN MY CUPPED HANDS LAY A SPRUCE SEED.. THE LINK TO CREATION. I SANG. IN MY EYES, SPARKLED LOVE. AND THE SONG FLOATED ON THE SUN'S RAYS FROM TREE TO TREE. WHEN I HAD ENDED, IT WAS AS IF THE WHOLE WORLD LISTENED WITH US TO HEAR THE WOLF'S REPLY. WE WAITED A LONG TIME BUT NONE CAME. AGAIN I SANG, HUMBLY BUT AS INVITINGLY AS I COULD, UNTIL MY THROAT ACHED AND MY VOICE GAVE OUT. ALL OF A SUDDEN I REALIZED WHY NO WOLVES HAD HEARD MY SACRED SONG. THERE WER
Cleaning Friends List
I have just spent the last hour doing some revamping on my friends list. So many have sent a request just to see the private folders and then have never said anything afterwards. It looks as if there may still be some more remodeling to be done. If you would like to remain on my list, you know what to do! I do not like to weed through a long list of names I don't know inorder to find those I do know because we have constructed the grounds of a friendship.
In The Sh**!!!!!
This morning i have to go down to the company offices to receive an 'official' rollocking from my boss, for turning up at work late! The snide git even waited outside in his car as he watched me walk into work, then followed me in 2 minutes later, that diciplinary is gonna go in one ear and out the other!!!
Family Bomb Tags
A new page will be added to the Family Website. The page is called "Bomb Tags". You will be able to copy and paste the image code into the contest you are commenting on. I am pushing to have all the tags done and online by tommorow evening, if not sooner. If anyone has any suggestions or ideas please let me know by provate message, shoutbox, comment or reply to this blog. Cheers to all and happy bombing :)
Love!!!
When I dream.... Never have I awaited sleep so longingly. so fiercely, I yearn for my dreams; those states of unconsciousness that fulfill and provide angels their wings. My eyes roll and twitch to corners, searching for light in a cave. Beams that surround your image, influencing the way I behave. In dreams many things occur. Unexplainable fantasies are born. The meek can walk on water while other aspirations are torn. When my subconscious rules only one thing is absolute: When dreams are my only tools you conquer my destitution. The mind gives no direction just follows the path that pleases. Every time that choice is made Yours is the road it chooses. Our reality is not often clear for life masks what is real; Through slumber ...I can pull you near. Through dreams ...your embrace is what I feel.
Im Going To Go To Bed Now
hey everyone, thanks for the add's and comments and ratings, if you know you rated me and havent gotten anything back, just drop me a line tomorrow and ill get ya all rated and commented up lol
Night All
Sorry i have not been on all try be on more often the rest of the week. just been soo busy and body and back hurting majorly right now.take care Night
*punches Everything*
holy fuck. i haTe computers. i just wrote the biggest god damn blog about how much emo bands and there stupid faggot followers lick balls, more or less, and it fucking erased. *shakes head* ooooh man....lol......AH!
Oneman
i have ONE person,,(man obviously) that i want to talk to, i see him on the fly, wondering if hes in stealth mode, just when im to the point of accepting the fact hes out of the pic for a bit,BAhaHMM..there he is.. my heart is thumping, my breathe catches in my throat, i answer him in my shoutbox but no response...is it that hes playing coy..or that its on the blitz again,OR that hes on that shitty dialup again? I DONT KNOW!. BUT..you know who you are..I MISS YOU..CANT WAIT TO JUST BE BESIDE, ANYWHERE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE
Poem # 2
I love a woman who is scared...shes scared of distance...she scared the difference, she doesnt know love has no bonderies...my love for her burns brighter eachday, it can never and will never be put out cause of the fact shes so special to me!!!! I dont when but someday, somehow her and i will met....and thuse is the day i'll be waiting for even if take eternity!!!!
Life ?
YOU KNOW IT NEVER MATTERS WHAT YOU DO TO TRY TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS you can dedicate years to someone friend lover whatever you can do all within your power to make someone feel loved or happy in the end it never pays off they always find some reason to throw all your effort in the toilet fuck them judgemental ungrateful son of a bitches its time to start making me happy if someone wants me to put them before myself ever again i wanna feel some love first if they don't like who i am they can kiss my ass
A Dream...
I had an interesting dream early this morning. In my dream, I was walking in a park. I was alone, but I wasn’t by myself. There was someone with me all the time, never speaking to me, but this person was always there. I could feel their presence with me wherever I went. I couldn’t see this person, either, but I just knew that they were with me. I would turn to look, but I could never get the person into my field of vision. They always were just right on the fringe. I have no idea who it was that was with me (though, I am quite certain, before anyone tries to tell me, the person wasn’t Jesus, Buddha, the Great Pumpkin or anything like that). We walked around this park. It was a bright, warm day. It felt like spring. I could feel the warm sun on my skin and the breeze as it flowed past. I was quite aware of many sensations: the sound of people talking and laughing, children playing, calliope music and the gurgling of a fountain. I could even hear ducks quacking from off in the dist
Of Love And Relationships
[01] Is there anyone you like at the moment? I Several someones [02] Have you ever given or been given roses? yes, and yes [03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? used to be Sommersby, now it's a toss-up between Titanic and Brokeback Mountain [04] How many times have you honestly been in love? More than I'd like to say [05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Could have more than one [06] Do you think that you should put your friends first? family, money, job, friends then sex [07] Have you ever had your heart broken? More times than I care to think about [08] What do you think about long-distance relationships? Work for some people [09] Your thoughts on online relationships? Duh... cyber sex, safe, [10] Would you rather date someone five years older or five years younger? Get 'em young and teach 'em right [11] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? He knows [12] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater
Wow,, Shunned?,,lol
Did shock ya'll? It said NSFW...i now KNOW to block it..yes...all women do it, well, most women DO, the others go to bed dreaming of doing it as well as i@!!! lol ok.im tipsy, i have a right ..NAANNANANNA!!!!! soo..bite me, For those who dont know NOW i have made it MY EYES ONLY.. For others?.. `fade to black!.dodo doodoododododo (just a dream)
Big Big Thanks From Puresteeleradio!
PureSteeleRadio would like to give BIG BIG thank you's to both Troy from the Azusa Paranormal Research Society for hosting the successful new show and also to Ellen from the Ghost Hunting Observation and Survellience Team for all the support she's given us! With friends like this we can be nothing less than a complete success! THANKS TROY AND ELLEN AND REMEMBER... PURESTEELERADIO IS THE "NEW" INDUSTRY STANDARD IN RADIO DOMINANCE!! BOO! BUMPS IN THE NIGHT!
Yay! Guess What I Get To Go See Tonight...
I'm taking my lil munchkins to Nationwide Arena tonight to see this. We seen the Disney Princesses on Ice last year. It was fun, but cold. Oh, my life is one big party, lol.
My Last F*** You !!!
Fuck everything u've eva said, Fuck every thought u've put in my head. Fuck the trip that u've been on, Fuck the place your ass has gone. Fuck all the different ways u lie, Fuck all your lame excuses why. Fuck every1 who cares 4 u, Fuck every Fucked-up bitch u do. Fuck u'r car & Fuck u'r truck, Fuck u, u Fucking Fuck, u suck. I've put my luv upon a shelf, So u can just go Fuck u'rself. Just a little bitter? Oh u bet, U faithless puke, I'm not done yet. Fuck u'r dog, Fuck u'r cat, Fuck u right in the place u'r at. Fuck u'r beginnings and Fuck u'r ends, Fuck u'r family and u'r Fucked-up friend. U'r Fucking Fuck, u failed the test, U'r ten times worse than all the rest. Fuck the paper, Fuck the phone, My last gift 2 u is this Fucking poem. Take Fucking 1 from Fucking 2, That leaves me not Fucking u.
Cherry Blossoms
Cool breeze swaying the bough, the pink cherry blossoms blooming. A sweet yet gentle scent wafting through the air welcoming spring. Row upon row of wild pink colored cherry blossoms welcoming the New Year. For the young, such a romantic time; mesmerized by their beauty and mesmerized looking into each other's eyes. Only this one time each year will we see them in full bloom and glory, ushering in sweet valentine's day and doing all of Cupid's work and bidding. Such a vast yield of delicate little flowers, all gently budding and unfolding and showing off their beauty. Miss them and you will have to await the coming of another spring.
Player
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i dont feel good. and i dont think its gonna get any better. least for a while.
Made Up My Mind! I'm As Happy As I Can Be!
Hey, fellow CT members. I've decided to leave all here in California. I'm moving to Houston, Texas, and I'm as happy and content with that choice as I can be. There's only one thing that will make me the happiest woman on Earth, but its a no-go. It will not happen, so I have decided to forget about that and focus on my two boys and myself. I already have a job position waiting for me, an apartment and access to all necessary resources that will become available to me when I get there. I can't wait. All of my current problems will begin to slowly diminish. This will be the best move I make in my life. NO ONE will hold me back. I am excited! Wish me luck! Indee
Fear
The one I love is the one I fear And this terrible day comes but once a year On this day of February, the 28th I experience my depressing and unhappy fate My love gives me a present today But my happiness and joy slowly fades away He tells me that it doesn't come in a box But that this present is made up of chains and locks He binds me in chains and wraps them up tight And I experienced something horrible that cold, cold night When the deed was done he looked at me to say I love you honey, and happy late Valentines Day
Finding Sex Toys For A Girl
Well Valentines Day is coming up. I need to find a good place to get sex toys online, as well as what to get. I got handcuffs (the silk kind), a jackrabbit vibrator, and a cock ring. Is there anything else I should get that she might enjoy? Any place I should look before I buy? Thanks for your help!!
Ever Feel Like?
Ever feel like people see you but dont listen to you? People see you on the outside but not want to take the time to get to know you on the inside? That you could stand there and scream and people would stare instead of asking whats wrong? Today someone said that he didnt no how to talk to me... HERES A SUGGESTION... Him.. Hi there how are you Me... Fine and you Him...So whats going on? Me...Not alot just got home and what about you? Him..I just thought id say that you are hot Me..Well thanks your pretty cute urself Him...Are you single? Me...Ya what about you? Him...Ya... OK see thats how you can talk to me....DAMNIT
Turds
Drunken Friends
Leanne and Chris decided they wanted a beer 'We'll only have one, have no fear!' Hours later we were still in the pub Listening to them say they wanted to go to a club. I told them 'you can't go you've spent all your money' I'm still wondering why they found everything funny. Leanne kept falling over And it was like Chris had a split personality I'm surprised we didn't end up having Some sort of fatality! I decided to go home Putting up with them was to much to bare They strolled to another pub They just didn't seem to care! Hours later they strolled in the door And started asking for food Kept trying to talk to me when I was sleeping Not caring that they were rude. Next time we go out I'll be getting drunk with them Because if either of them annoy me so much again One of them will forfeit their right to live!
Winter Session Ending
I'm on my last assignment for Winter Session. 8-12 page Ethnographic paper...well that's the one I chose of the three options. I like writing Ethnogaphic papers as long as I give myself enough information to go on. Tomorrow my friend and I are going to the mall to go collect information... meaning we are going to observe people for a few hours...should be fun.
~~a Love Story~~
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news, she said "Edna, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
This Is What Happened To Serenity When She Found Out She Was Old!!
This Is What Happens When Erotica Dont Get Her Mydol!!
Smile.........(((((( Repost)))))
A Mothers Love
Seems like only yesterday Cradling you in my arms Looking into your sparkling eyes Vowing to keep you from all harm My days were always bright With you my darling boy Waking always with a smile Filling all my moments with joy Now those times just memories Time slips by so fast Now you've grown into a man Leaving your childhood in the past Smiling as I look at you now Strong and tall just like your dad Filled with compassion and kindness Helping to keep me from being sad Now you take care of me It's now my hand you hold Wrapping me in your warm hug When I'm feeling alone and cold Now it is on you I depend Just like you depended on me Helping me till the bitter end Your's the last face I'll see
To All.........
Prison Abuse
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Call Out For Pest Control
So I made a call out on my various Blogs and Journals on how to handle this Pest and her babies. This BS is getting to be too much.. Someone please put her back in her playpen and most important someone take her Pass to contribute to the Gene Pool. My blog and my account are not here for her enjoyment.. I really like how that last person commented on how this and that and god you look at the referral list, he just was referred by her.. and just one level.. Oh Please.. Do not Insult my Intelligence. Terms of Service can be used both ways.. Along with the power of the media and other factors.. Especially when it comes time for 'Investment'... Do you think that possible investors want to see Drama and other childish behavior.. Do you think they want to dig in their pockets when they read of unrest and other non-fun. I want to be able to talk on my blog about Fun stuff with my friends.. not having to deal with our little feathered friend reading and scoring every blog
My Thoughts
Just for today my thoughts will be on my recovery, living and enjoying life without the use of drugs. Just for today I will have faith in someone in NA who believes in me and wants to help me in my recovery. Just for today I will have a program. I will try to follow it to the best of my ability. Just for today through NA, I will try to get a better perspective on my life. Just for today I will be unafraid, my thoughts will be on my new associations, people who are not using and who have found a new way of life. So long as I follow that way, I have nothing to fear.
Gifts!!
Click The Pic To Listen To Show Stoppin' Radio's Hottest DJ! every person who becomes a member while i dj gets atleast $1000 worth of gifts from me! - DJ Krazii K
In My Stash..
in my stash i have my voice recorder http://www.cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=406647&bl=1 so if you can leave me a message..i'd like to hear..its always cool to hear from my friends also i got videos of me being a dork..and other random stuff you know me..mr random!
~~warning**not For The Squeamish~~
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~~how To Attract The New Employee~~
Concerts
hey what was your favorite concert you ever went to? who was it? where? and how long did you stay? ~Timmy~
The First Of The Month Of Feb
Today...... What can I say about today? I stayed up until 3am last night and got to work late today. I heard the clock go off at 5am, but I didn't get up for another two hours. I thought It was a dream. Then it was another day of give me, give me my lap top, I have work to do. It seems like everyday there is something else we have to do to the paper work for the lap tops. File them, scan them, sign them, scan them again, and then put them in a different file to be intered into a database for later use. Then, there is the issue of the software. Everybody wants their own copy of the Office suite. I always tell them,......... ENTERPRISE COPY FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL.
New Bondage Photoset
I just posted a new photoset on www.ViciousVamp.com in the bondage section. Check it out and let me know what you think! Thanks, Vicious Vamp
Help A Brotha Out
god damn it!! I need more points some one hook me up with some comments or something! Im sick of being fresh meat!
God
WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT DEATH > > > Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a > personal > reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end. > > > > > It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is not > mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." > > > > > Here are some men and women who mocked God: > > > > > JOHN LENNON: Some years before, during his interview with an American > Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not > have > to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were > too > simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying > that > the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. > > > > > TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he > said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him > from Presidency. Sure he got t
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Poem 2
Through the years of happiness, you were there to laugh with me. Through the years of love, you were there to give me more. Through the years of pain, you were there to help me through. Through the years of sadness, you were there to hold me close. Through the years our love may grow, it may die, but we know nobody can ever love the way we have.
As Long As You Are
Can't count the miles, you're away from me. Can't count the moments, you're so close to me. Never thought my heart would sound this beat, but heart and thoughts were incomplete : . . . You were not there. How can this be wrong ? This feeling deep inside, so strong. we will share our heart. It never ends, over and over again, a new start. Never knew life could be so tender . . . To this life, to this love, to you, I surrender . . . . . . Now that you are there. Heart and soul body and mind silence and sound to you I send it all sweet and kind with love all around Never thought I could feel this way, this way loved, blessed and sheltered loving, blessing and sheltering, day after day after day, . . . As long as you are there ,I LOVE YOU...
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Party Is Going To Be Big!
HUGE PARTY NEXT MONTH!! Suit up and show up!! When: Saturday Mar 10, 2007 at 9:00 PM Where: Drink Houston 713-290-0041 I-10 & Silber Houston, TX 77024 United States Please RSVP to THE GODDESS COVERDBABE! Out of town folks will have some lodging options close to this location. We want it to be one of the biggest internet gathering of people who want to gain friends. It's one of the best times to meet people that you have been wanting to meet but were sort of scared to meet them alone. You have nothing to loose but time and some cash and the benefits of having met new people that you wouldn't have ordinarily met. So, come on and let's get our party on!
!!!!!!!!!! Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE. THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE OTHER FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN E
~~good One....close Air Support~
I'm Going On Vacation
You won't hear from me for a while... I'm going on a cruise with my boys to Mexico for a week. I'll be sure to take plenty of pictures and share with those interested.... To all of my friends... have a great week, I will miss talking to you. To those of you who have my cell phone number, you can call me until I get to the L.A. port on Sunday... after that I will be enjoying the lack of traffic, cold weather, cell phones, teacher conferences, laundry. ... ahhhhh I really do need this vacation! Much love! XOXO
G'nite
well i'm wiped out. was a busy day. to those that i pimped out in my contest train - good luck, and if i can - i'll keep pimpin tomorrow. sweet dreams. see ya after work.
Lady In The Water
OK, this was an excellent story. I love the mind of M. Night Shyamalam. He is one of the most creative writer/directors of the decade. The acting was well done, the special effects were done well, of course. I was satisfied with the ending. All tho, the ending didn't have the M. Night twist it usually does, but I don't think any other ending would have justified the tale. The only problem I had with the movie was there was entirly too much whispering. I hate that. But, since the story it's self was so good, I'll let it slide. I thought the characters were well placed and nicely casted. The creature was very cool, very "fairy tale", I like that. I wasn't sure what to expect from the previews I had seen, but was pleasantly surprised with the direction the film took. I reccomend it to everyone.
Being There For You
My love for you it will be forever I promised you to work out the problems together If you ever needs me I'll give it my all And work out the troubles be they big or small I'll hold you when your down And from your beautiful face I'll take the frown I only wish to make you see I'll give you respect and honesty My goal in life is to make you smile And as for that I'd walk more than a mile If you ever need anything all you need do is ask Because I feel that's an easy task I really do love you so There is nowhere I wouldn't go I'd cross deserts and mountains and even the sea Because with you is where I should be When I'm with you there's nothing to say Except I promise to love you each and every day Nothing could be more important to do Than just being there for you ...
Lifes Dreams
lifes dream, theres hope in all mankind, as one day things change, we all will live as one, never to forget where we came from, but to move forward in our quest, who knows what will happen tommorow, lifes dream is about what can happen, the best thing in life is your family and friends, just like you, we all have goals, some achieve it and others dont, but the greatest thing i achieaved, is meeting you.
Can You Give Me And These Other Fine Folks A Hand?
Ok Everyone. BrattyBytch here. I'm just here to let you know about a few of my cherry friends that are in contests or giveaways. Please stop by all these comment pages and show some true CherryTap Loving. I know you can!If you would like your picture added to the train - leave me a private Message, and I'll add you in! And now...... The Moment You've Been Waiting For..... The contestants!!((These are all from different contests and giveaways!!!)) P.S...the top one is ME! lol
Fet Up!!
What im gonna do here is go off on a big fucking rant!! Im tired of my lifestyle my fake friends, drugs, booze, whores , my job, everything thats happening right now in my life basically!!! I cant stand waking up another fucking day knowing nothing is gonna be any different in my day!!! Just one big fucking drug induced blurry coma!!! Im gonna be sik now, thanx for listening thats all!!!
Have I Ever Told You?
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered species of flower? Have
Ask A Silly Question...
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsle
Which Classic Screen Goddess Are You ?
You scored as Audrey Hepburn. Pure class and sophistication you can do anything with style. You have an intellegence and integrity that will get you anywhere. You can adapt your personality to your surroundings. Everyone looks to you for your style. Like Audrey, make sure you appreciate when the time comes to step out of the spotlight. comment and rate this quiz... thankyou!Audrey Hepburn100%Mae West100%Vivien Leigh85%Rita Hayworth70%Marilyn Monroe45%Judy Garland40%Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Haunted House
There was no wind, no rain, no lightning, no thunder, no awful or unwonted circumstance, of any kind, to heighten its effect
~~the One Finger Salute~~
Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze S tar for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. "You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision," he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and = standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term "the longest walk", stepping gingerly into a 5ft deep and 8ft wide crater. The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it. He cut the wire and used his 7 in knife to probe the ground. "I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs," he says. "That's when I knew I was screwed." Realizing he had been su
I'm On One Of My Biggest Downers, And You Lot Dont Give A Shit About Me!!!
im on one of my biggest downers n i cant seem to pull myself back up, im all alone in this fucking shit hole called keetering, n i have no friends down here, i cant get pregnant n have the family ive always wanted, i seem to be attracting alot of females who want me, n im starting to want them back, but im scared of it. i hate my life i hate the way i look i hate not been able to be with my friends i hate my depression, i feel like i cant go on, what does life hold for me, apart from hurt betrail and anger, a door mat for people to throw things back in my face everything i've done and try to do for them, im getting fed up of life n friends who think they can treat me like a door mat want me when they feel down of want some advice but do a runner when i need someone there for me, u ppl need a reality check u take everything u can get and its too much hassel give just a little back, ur a waste of space, and it hurts how people think its ok to do it. yea im on a downer n yeah im
How To Tell You Are A Cherrytap Addict
is when you are in myspace looking at pics and you are trying to find the cherrys to rate them, yes I think I will have that strait-jacket now hahahahahaha
Another Long Night
Well, it's been a long night. Thank you everyone who added me, commented me, rated me. I appreciate it. And I hope, to all my new friends, we get to know eachother a little more. Ok, good night!!
My Grandad's Poem
This poem was one that my grandad had writen and he suffered with Alzhiemers which eventually killed him (along with a nurse puncturing his prostrate gland (cathater) which caused internal bleeding which eventually led to his death) but even in his last days, he remembered this, but not his family, (he didnt even know who is son was) even though it has been 5 years now i still hear him from time to time saying this peom to me. In his gruff scottish acent, Which offers some comfort knowing that hes watching over me. Anyways here it it. When your sitting all alone, And thinking of the past. Remember that you have a friend, That will forever last. Thought many miles may part us, Your face i cannot see, Remember it was Jock, Who wrote these lines to thee. In Loving Memory of my Grandad Jock (John Burke) Born in Glasgow Scotland Died Barnsley England Oh how i miss him. Born May 25th 1931 - March 17th 2002
Missing A Lost Friend
so you know how you have one of them nights where memories just hit u head on, even the ones you dont want to remember.. Well I'm having one of them nights, well actually one of them weeks.. My best friend and the man I always thought I would end up with died in a car accident on April 3, 2006. His name was Mike Payne. We were never in a serious relationship but I loved him with all my heart, it was a complicated situation, but ill never forget how people would act around us... the one day we were headin out to fish and camp and stopped at a gas station and this woman came up to me and said "I wish someone would look at me with as much love as he does to you". We got remarks like that all the time, we loved each other but didnt want to admit it. Everything between us was secretive we hated drama and didnt want anyone to know. His friends didnt like me, mine didnt like him, but it never bothered us. Time passed and mistakes were made we hadnt talked for almost 2 years when I was out w
And Sometimes We Just Are.....
lone·ly –adjective, -li·er, -li·est. 1. affected with, characterized by, or causing a depressing feeling of being alone; lonesome. 2. destitute of sympathetic or friendly companionship, intercourse, support, etc.: a lonely exile. 3. lone; solitary; without company; companionless. 4. remote from places of human habitation; desolate; unfrequented; bleak: a lonely road. 5. standing apart; isolated: a lonely tower. That's what I am. I feel utterly alone. I sit in my house day in and day out alone. Yes I have a roommate but he doesn't cure the loneliness. It normally hits when the sun goes down and my house is quiet. I sit here taking a drag off of my cigarette and I find myself crying at diamond commercials. I find myself longing for that life I had dreamed of. I find myself wishing I could turn back the hands of time and do things differently. Not so much with the direction my life is heading, but I wish I could change the people I've decided to associate
The Most Pathetic Bitch Ull Ever Meet [[i Pr0mise]]
Black_Rose:hey ummm r u and alex together and if you r then i need to know so i can get over this situation and please dont tell him i aske you this i beg of you Yeah Pretty much pathetic. Back off whore & Stop having your faggot little friends IM Alex. Anyways; I love ya Alex Babay =^-^= My ass fell asleep 30 minutes ago. FUCK.
Goodbye, Bigshow
Just got home from Seans wake and I feel like writing about it, so here goes. First of all, I got lost for an hour, fuck New Jersey, nuff said. I got to the funeral parlor and it was packed. A friend of ours grabs me outside and asks if I'd been in yet. Told him no and he said to get ready because they did a pretty bad make-up job. Someone always says that, and besides....what the hell, the guys freakin dead, I'm sure he'd have said something if he could've! I go inside and see two of my best friends. These guys, Sean, me and another friend that couldn't make it are inseparable. We are as close as 5 men could be without performing unatural acts on each other. They'd already been up to the casket and they told me they'd come up with me. They know I knew Sean the longest and maybe they sensed what might happen. We get on line and move our way up to the front. I kneel down and look at him and think, "Damn...they did do a pretty crappy make-up job...." and laugh a little bit.
~~everyone Has One~~
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Democrats are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that!" The first guy asked, "Are you a Democrat" The second guy responded, "No, I'm an asshole."
Do We Remember. . .
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Please Help Me Level
YOU KNOW I LOOK AT THE ACTUAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO READ MY BULLETINS AND ITS USUALLY ZILCH... NOW IF I HAD MY PUSSY FLASHING ALL OVER HERE OR MY TITS AND ASS THEN MAYBE I WOULD GET AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE...... GOOD GRIEF :( ALL IM ASKING IS TO HELP ME LEVEL I'VE BEEN ON THIS LEVEL NOW FOR TWO MONTHS..... I WOULD HELP YOU THANKS SORRY TO BE SO BLUNT BUT ITS THE TRUTH !!!!
Woo Hoo!
VICODIN RULES!!! lol, sorry..was sitting here in major pain and remembered i had some vicodin..took one and now i feel 100 times better...ear infections are the worst..i dont know how kids deal w/ them...
Truths Of Pagan Life Part 3
You say what is pagan , well pagan is any religion that has a system of multi gods , goddesses, or both and ranges from mytism to the more earthly shamantics (non western medicine *herbal and spiritual*. Many cultures have been pagan or had pagan influence like christian prayer (hands together) was used by greek and roman pagans. Or sainthood (catholic) came from the roman and eygptian paganistic ways. So its amazing how pagan you are and you dont know it. Pagans do not eat babes and all that horrid lies told by hatefull ingrates. So if anyone wishes to look up more information heres to good websites. http://www.witchvox.com --- Whitches Voice http://www.paganpages.org --- Pagan Pages blessed be all James
Dirty Iq
Your IQ Is 115 Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
New Life
(This took place on December 26th 2006) My sis has given birth this morning... after a 15 hour labour n a week n half of pain, (cramps n early labour signs) she gave birth to a beautifull little girl Alisia Maddy Davies 8:29 am and she weighed in at 6lb 13oz so she was a small baby for the size of her mums stomach, n now im an aunty Just wondering when it will be my turn, or if i will ever fall pregnant. just thought id post a bulletin to let u all know, take care Raven
Aol Users Read This
I have received several emails from AOL browser users who are having difficulties viewing the site. The easy solution is to download Fire Fox, Maxthon or an Internet Explorer browser. Make sure to dump your cache and cookies and restart your computer. AOL browsers are a nightmare when it comes to caching old pages. In lame man or woman's terms, your AOL browser is viewing a page from over 12 hours ago. This is NOT a CT issue and there is nothing we can do on our end other then tell you to use a different browser.
Woot!
Yayness! I gots a CT Licence now! I'm so happy its so kick ass! Now maybe I can finally get that alchol I've been wanting lol
Behind Human Behavior #1 - Trust
I’ve decided to start a section of writing called “Human Behaviors”. The point behind these articles will be to show my feelings and understandings when it comes to the behavior of individuals in this world. Those of you that know me well know that I’ve a very analytical and logical person, and for the most part, I can tell a lot about you from the first ten minutes of interaction with you, especially if we’re face to face. I’m incredible at reading body language and body movements. Anyway, this article is about trust There are many variables that make a person who they are. I believe that the ability (or lack there-of) to trust other individuals is a big part about how people act/react in a situation. I believe that the default human behavior is to trust everyone you come across. Think about it, when you were a kid, did anyone need to “earn” your trust? No, they didn’t, because the World was simple, everything you heard was a truth, even things that contradicted othe
Shmee
I did something to my jaw i spose and now when i chew the right side pops in and out. it makes weird noises. boop!
Stupid Drama Shit
More about being hostile — Thursday, February 01, 2007 Ok, so I haven't been writing much latly. There's all sorts of drama been going on. I broke up with my gf. Meanwhile, Claudia, at the department of workforce services in Ogden, thinks I am abusing my gf. ( now ex-gf. ) That's insane, but still upsetting. The day I was accused of being hostile, claudia told my gf that she didn't have a problem telling me about what was going on. Well, I did call her boss later the same day, and told her what happend, and that she shouldn't talk to, or treat people the way she did that day and the few days before that. Well, so now claudia said that she thinks I am abusing her. Or that's what claudia says. Claudia's other job is working with battered women. So she is probably cynical and basicly sexist and all men are scum to ther because that's what she mostly works with. Basicly, she is pissed off cuz I called her boss. And as I told her boss, I would have m
The Cough Will Kill You
cough cough cough that is going to be the death of me well not really but i can't stop coughing so its gonna kill me i hate colds my voice is going poof with it also enough said
How Lucky Can I Be?
So I won tickets to go see Finger Eleven, Chevelle, and Evanescence tonight. I am so happy. YAY... The only bad part was the fact that my nose is so stuff that they played "me" on the radio and I sounded like on idiot but oh well I don't have to get up early satuday to make sure i get tickets to the show now.
Life Deals ?
you know it's hard to decide sometimes whats right and wrong good and bad i mean is right just with in the boundries of the law or does it ever fall under the category of makes me feel good is good always about public opinion or does a person ever just get to do what is good for him/herself the answers are always a challenge what gets me though is the answer still depends on public opinion just once wouldn't you like to do something regardless of the outcome regardless of opinion regardless of what would make someone else feel good and be able to feel content with what you had just done regardless if the world would just let us be ourselfs everyone would be happier end result everyone would feel comforatble with who they were and in turn could handle much easier whatever life deals
Ok Friends This Is My Friend Dark Prince And He Needs Your Help
he is in a contest can all my wonderfull friends please help him win!!! he is a good friend so please show him some love for me..
Things Alwaysget Fucked Up
well yeah. here i am. I feel so alone and confused. Like im a drifter with no home, and never will have one. Each time i think things are going really well the glass floor shatters underneath me, dropping me back into the depths. I often wonder what i did in a past life to give me this karma. Love? ha, its not an option in my life, and I realize that more every time I try. I love unconditionally, and I havent ever gotten that back in return. I am scared to make connections anymore to friends or anyone else, cuz it always seems to bite me in the ass. I have always told the truth, and somehow I havent I guess, well at least thats what I hear. Then one time i tell the truth and really dont want to, I frikin betray a friend, and hurt another, and still am the outsider with no real family. So what do you do? Tell everyone to fuck off? or pretend everything is okay and in the past? I dont know what to do right now, and Im not sure I will. Im getting to the point of just not caring and screwi
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The Power Of Three
I now seem to have the right team of people to help me out with the site, Jenny from New York who i have worked with before has come back to me and is helping to tame the monster that drupal coding is, by upgrading the site and attaching an ecommerce sit and CRM capabilities so we can sell the posters etc. Marc who is good with php and also Dave, Jenny is great at specifics whereas I just fall at the first hurdle, so fixing up access and once that is done it should be thunderbirds are go. The only snag about working with people all over the place is the time zones, but its all good fun and games.
Why I Can't
Jane said i'm just too cute and thats why i'm single..
To All
i'm out theres no one wanting to talk so what ever if you want me i'm on yahoo IM under tonybeach2600@yahoo.com but like i said what ever
Profile Jar
I put my profile in a jaron ProfileJar.com!
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Shut Up Baby You Know You Like It
If I want to throw you down... have my way with you... fuck you so hard you are coming out your nose.. I should be able to do so.. Done!
Have A Good Weekend Sweeties
My little one has been sick all week so I havent been on as much. Hes going back to doctor tomorrow. Have a wonderful weekend sweeties.. I am going to see Belle next weekend depending on my little one and how hes doing. Thanks for the swet comments and the birthday greetings it made my day alot better. We had ice and snow today but nothing too bad we still have power. cross fingers.. Love you guys.... Lorie Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
I Need Help!
OK this may seem a little weird but here goes, tommorow night I have to go to a party... now it has a theme and the theme is 007... and we are all suppose to dress up and I have NO idea how to dress like a bond girl cause honestly I havent seem any of the bond movies (oops) If anyone has any ideas or suggestions please let me know..... I appreciate the help! Kelly
Death Of A Solider
Wondering around with no place to go, Trying to understand what I’m supposed to know. Not seeing the truth behind lies they tell, As they try to hide the pain and the horrors of hell. They say you went peacefully with friends all around, But the truth is you died alone on the ground. I’m still waiting for you to come home, Waiting for the sound of the phone. But reality is playing a mean game, As the truth sinks in and I scream your name. I thought I saw you today, But when he turned around I had to look away. It kills me to know your no longer here with me, No longer here to help me through this misery. I can feel our baby kick, But she will never see your little tricks. She will never hear your voice or see your face, As she grows up in a much safer place. you sacrificed your life for this world that hates you, They protest and start riots but will never go through what you went through. They don’t understand the loved ones you left behind, Be
This Ones For Michelle . She'll Get It
Me + Computers = Distaster !!! Nuff Said
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~~bill's At It Again, What An Asshole~
Dear Abby, My Husband is a cheat and liar. He cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 6 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed/Clueless Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York; Act like one
I Miss You.
I got up this morning and wanted to talk. But things are not the same. For me to see you now, is going to take more than a 15-minute walk Or simply picking up the phone and calling your name. Things have changed a lot since you departed from this old earth Your grandson is still loaded with all that potential that I was given at birth. But life has thrown me a few curves And its stresses have worn on my nerves Some of the things I’ve done are tearing the family apart. But on august 28th I get a fresh start When you left me I cried like the infant you once held And I wondered how science with all its advances had failed To keep you here with me Since you left all I’ve known is misery. You never had a chance to see your first great grandchild And now I have another son as a result of being wild. I looked at the family picture today and I almost lost it when I didn’t see your face. I can remember when we would gather for Thanksgiving
My First Tattoo
I got my first tattoo ever on january 29, 2007. it was a star with bubbles and my husbands name then i got another one on january 31, 2007 of baby footsteps and it says baby rogers and the date i had the miscarraige which is june 5th, 2006. if you are reading this go to my page and rate my photos and stuff. MUCH LOVE
Love
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
In This Mirror-
Once was a dreamer, the kind who believed anything that was told, it was beautiful, so was she... she knew there were no corners to cut in this perfect circle. No lies were made to be told, and with love, she would never grow old. A heart full of young wishes, some that actually came true. Until that day she woke, and found herslf startled within her dream.. You saw that face, that smile, that hand caressing her cheek, she swallows the bile creeping in her throat. Its there, always there, waiting to explode, rocking her body across the floor. He saw her, loved her from the distance, wanting to bask within her light. If he only knew it was just a front, she claimed strength, it showed on her face, but within she was torn. working every day to mend the pieces, find the missing links that made her who she was, some day, she'll be more, she'll be everything you believed her to be...
Hmmmm :p
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Angel With A Devils Smile.
My smile is fading, and fast. I used to consider myself as someone every one could turn to when they needed, n i used to be there no matter what, but after the weeks i've had i've come to this conclusion; Why when your there for all your friends and anyone who might need your help and support come running straight to you, but when your in need of their help and support they do a runner and dont want to talk to you or ignore you. Makes me wonder, have i really got as many friends as i first thought or am as deluded as the rest of society. Im not looking for sympathy as no one will show any anyways, but i needed to write and get things off my chest so i wouldnt do anything stupid, but i guess writing this is just making things worse, but im gonna carry on, it needs to be said. Why do i feel i have failed everyone? I dont expect anyone to msg me as i dont think ppl will take time to read this, so i'll be safe in sying what i have to. My passion for life and returnin
~florida's Jet Setting Swingers~
> >Subject: Florida Trailer Estates News > > > >A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida > >mobile home park. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the > >bench. > > > >After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" > > > >He replies, "I lived here years ago." > > > >"So, where were you all these years?" > > > >"In prison," he says. > > > >"Why did they put you in prison?" > > > >He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." > > > >"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single...." > > > >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * > >Another two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he a widower and she > >a widow, had known each other for a number of years. > > > >One evening there was a community supper in the activity center. The two > >were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he > >took a few admiring glances at her and final
My Love
FOR NOW UNTIL ETERNITY I WILL LOVE YOU.. I PROMISE TO ALWAYS RESPECT AND CHERISH YOU. AT TIMES I CRY SENSELESS TEARS, PLEASE KNOW BABY.. THEY ARE FROM SO MANY WASTED YEARS.. WISHING I COULD HAVE FOUND YOU SOONER THAN LATER.. HOLDING YOU EVER SO NEAR TO MY HEART.. THANK GOD FOR YOU MY DEAR, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING WHEN THERE SEEMS TO BE NOTHING CLEAR.... I LOVE YOU xoxox
Types Of Friends
Over the last few days its become very clear to me there are three types off friends on here. 1 Those who dont give a dam about you, but want fanning, and voting for etc , 2 virtual friend who want to talk with you votes etc, but once you go off the computer thats where it ends, and people who genuinely want to make real friend. These are the people that care about others and there feeling. Who realize theres a person on the other end off the keyboard. To the other 2 groups this is a cold virtual world where there only concern is themselves.
I'm A Souldier 4 My People!!!
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1. If you were to find out you were pregnant / had gotten someone pregnant tomorrow, how would you feel? I would have very mixed feelings.. I would be both very happy and very sad 2. Do you trust your friends? A few of em 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love? maybe 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Usually, even if you don't know that reason for a long time, things generally happen for a reason 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Lying and cheating 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you? Beau 7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with relationship status? Not really 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Why or why not? Nope. It'll happen if it is supposed to 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day? yes 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a ne
~wahys To Turn Down Unwanted Men~
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we g
I'm Really Like Cherry Tap
I'm really like cherrytap I meet all kind of new people and having a lot of fun. I have hope again and I picked myself and dust myself off. I'll find that miss right. You can never keep a good guy down and I'll always do right in this life no matter what it throw at me. I have seen and been though to much for it to every let me down. I have seen the light and I have been in the dark. I have to say I like the light better cause it make life more fun but I also like the dark cause it like and old friend.
Pretty Porcelain Face
"the loudest nights were the only ones clear", she said as the provoking thoughts seep right through you on a day as dull as could be. those are the days honesty comes a little too late. you'll never see yourself in her pretty porcelain face. intertwined. illusion. dismembered. awkward stares paired with awkward slumbers. if she could do this again she'd start backwards right to the end. this room is worse than hell and you're more appealing than the devil himself. rewind. pause. escape. "the darkest nights were the only ones with color", she said, fingers slipping off her martini glass & onto the side door exit. no more fingers laced with shy embrace. lets skip the part where we learn each others names. rewind. pause. escape. if she could do it again she'd start backwards right to the end. only a handful of fake smiles to cover up a handful of regrets. pick up the shattered remains of her pretty porcelain face... and she's still a beautiful mistake.
Friends
hi to all of my friends or fans i'm looking for someone to chat with?
Child Neglect.............
PISSED AND CRANKY A LITTLE SKANKY MY THOUGHTS OF YOU AND ALL YOU DO SLEEPING AROUND NOT AN OUNCE OF CLASS ONE DAY YOU'LL BE BACK KISSIN MY ASS BORED AND ALONE SPEAK IF YOU DARE I PROMISE YOU BITCH I REALLY DONT CARE YOU SHOULD BE SAD THE GUILT AND THE PAIN THAT YOUR INNOCENT CHILDREN WILL DEAL WITH THE SHAME JUST A LITTLE WARNING YOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE PRETTY SOON CHILDREN SERVICES WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR... (OH FORGOT...YOU DONT HAVE A DOOR.....SO I GUESS I MEAN YOUR MOMS!!!!!)
Scorpio
As the eighth sign of the zodiac, Scorpio represents the eighth stage in the evolution of man and his place in the universe. This stage is concerned with an emotional development that goes beyond Cancerian concern with home and family. Scorpio's emotional involvement is not based on love or pleasure, but on the control and understanding of human emotions and the role they play in the mysterious process of life and death. Though all Scorpios do not spend their lives pondering the mysteries of life and death, most of them are inquisitive, probing individuals. They are fascinated with how things work, especially people. Their mental and physical powers of recuperation are remarkable, and truly evolved Scorpios can learn to use their power to help and inspire others. Scorpios are stubborn and impervious to changes not of their own making. However they accomplish many things in life because of their tenacity in sticking with projects when others lose patience and stamina. On the surface
I Think We Should Pick Our Family
i was in a chick fight tonight... i got into a chick fight with my cousin a little while ago. shes from mexico & we were sitting at the kitchen table when my aunt asked me where the hell i was all day. i told her with mike and she said you're always with that military boy. ::which is a HUGE lie cuz i hadnt seen him in like two weeks:: then my cousin said that all people who join the military are mindless morons who would pour soda over themselves if given an order to do so. and that military families come out retarded because of how theyre brought up. then she started bad mouthing sean for joining the marines...::by this point i was pissed::....then she said that of course i spent the day with the guard boy because i had to have some time with someone equally as retarded as me....so i got up grabbed the glass she was drinking from and poured it over her head. then she threw my soda at me..i pushed her....she hit me..anyway after we rolled around trying to win and after much hair pul
In Heaven Now And Forever
My husband just woke me up. When I opened my eyes I could see something was very wrong by the look on his face. He had just gotting a phone call, our bestfriend was killed this morning on his way to work. I jumped out of bed and hugged my husband and he cried so hard. I have never in the 6 years we have been together seen my husband cry like that.We arenot sure what happened. All we know is that he was killed on his way to work this morning. The police called his work. My husband and another friend are on their way to his house to make sure Tom's mom knows. My husband is going to make sure she knows. I didnt go, I cant handle things like that. I told my husband I would be here when he got back. I feel for his mom because a couple of years ago her 2 year old great granddaughter passed away, a year ago she lost her husband and now her son. Tom was a wonderfull person I am so mad at myself, Why am I not cring????? It hurts that Tom is gone but Im not cring. Now I feel bad because Im
Robin Williams~satndup~#,5,6,7
Five~~~~ Six~~~ ~~Seven Ok awesome stuff I LOVe this Guy!!!
Random Survey
1. Do you like chinese food? Not really.. Only a few things. 2. How big is your bed? Queen 3. Is your room clean? Yep 4. Laptop or Desktop computer? desktop 5. Favorite comedian? I love the old school comedians. Robin Williams when he was still coked out.. George Carlin when he was still a pot head.. 6. Do you smoke? I do 7. Does anyone like you? They all do 8. Which celeb do you crush on? Jessica Alba 9. Favorite cologne/perfume? I wear different scents.. Depending on my mood. Hypnotic poison, Miss dior, Happy.. On him I prefer clean scents. Kenneth Cole Reaction is one of my faves. 10. Sleep with or without clothes on? Naked as a Jay bird. 11. Who sleeps with you every night? Sean and our cats. 12. Do long distance relationships work? Not for me.. 13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police? Too many 14. Pancakes or French Toast? French toast 15. Do you like coffee? Iced only. 16. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or a
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Do The Math!
This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematica
About Me
ALL ABOUT ME ! by oodangletsbang9*BASICS*first name::: Marimiddle name::: age::: 35school::: hookt on fonix didn't werkcurrent loccation::: Salisbury, NCdate or birth::: birthday::: october 15hair color::: blackeye color::: green*THIS OR THAT*love or money::: lovekiss or hug::: kisscat or dog::: bothpepsi or coke::: Dr.Peppercountry or rap::: rock?punch or smack::: punchaim or aol::: aimday or night::: night*HAVE YOU EVER...*kissed opposite sex::: yeskissed same sex::: yeshugged someone::: yeshad sex:::
What Is Tantric Sex?
What is Tantric Sex? On transforming the act of sex into a sacrament of love and spiritual union. Tantric sex is meditative, spontaneous and very intimate lovemaking. You learn to prolong the act of making love and to focus on, rather than dispel, potent orgasmic energies moving through you, thereby raising the level of your consciousness. Tantra transports sexuality from simply doing to actually being. There is no end goal in Tantric sex, only the present moment of an ideal, harmonious union. Tantra teaches you to worship your sexual partner and to transform the act of sex into a sacrament of love. Lovemaking between two partners, when entered with awareness, can be a gateway to sexual and spiritual ecstasy alike. Tantric sex attempts to awaken powerful psychic energies within through which we can enter into higher states of consciousness.
Voice Player
Yes, I put a voice player on my page! :) For those of you would like to leave me a message, feel free. My page was starting to bore me a little and I thought that might help perk it up. hmmm....or maybe I'll add something else...we shall see! =) Hope ya'll had a great day and hope you have a wonderful Friday!!! xoxo ~Rhonda
Benefits Of Tantra
What is Tantra and the purpose of Tantric sexual practices? On the benefits of Tantra (emotional, spiritual, healing). What is tantra? As a result of recent media hype, many people believe that tantra is a collection of sexual techniques to heighten pleasure. Actually, tantra is much more than that. It is an entire philosophy for living that helps you integrate your physical reality with your spirituality so you can experience bliss on Earth. It is a path of inner union and ultimately union with divine. Inner union occurs when you unite the divine male (Shiva) and female (Shakti) energies within yourself. What are the benefits of practicing tantra? There are many, many benefits. The greatest benefit is the awakening of an inner joy that you may have never known was there. You become able to open your heart to yourself at a deep level and make changes in your life that are aligned with your heart’s desires. In addition, by gaining mastery of your sexual energy, you manifest
Tantric Massage
The Tantric massage will make you feel as if you are in a trance, where physical boundaries dissolve, time disappears, worries and problems no longer seem important, or are forgotten altogether. We will begin by having you recline on your back with pillows under your head and a towel covered pillow supporting your hips. Your legs will be slightly apart, your knees just a little bent. Your abdomen, thighs, feet, toes, chest, nipples and fingers are then gently massaged with warm aromatic oil. Nothing will escape attention. Your energy flow is stimulated and senses awakened as your body's sensitivity increases. According to Tantric ideals, your entire body will be massaged, including those particularly sensitive areas. Perceptions of sensuality and lust are located here, but these "intimate" areas are an important source of joy in life. You will feel relaxed, yet wide awake. You will be coached to breathe properly, as you sink into yet deeper level of relaxation. In this very lovin
Hey Friends
Another day has passed and just wanted to say hey to all of my friends on here... and man do i need to get drunk haha its been awhile and i am looking forward to the next time it happens anyone wanna join me?...talk to you later
Vampire
You scored as VAMPIRE. YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! YAY VAMPIRE, but seriously if you and a ninja and pirate where all put in a room you would win no question about it so instead you choose. YOU ARE A VAMPIRE PIRATE OR A VAMPIRE NINJA! YAY AND CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WISELY.VAMPIRE75%PIRATE65%NINJA!50%Are you a Pirate or a Ninja?!created with QuizFarm.com
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Tantric Philosophy
On the main beliefs of Tantric Philosophy: All is One and Interconnected, Humans are part of the whole, the greatest source of energy in the universe is sexual, orgasm as a divine and sacred experience. Tantra like Yoga or Zen, is a path to enlightenment, which has its roots in India. It is nicknamed the "science of ecstasy" and focuses on heightening and prolonging the special awareness and rapport that exists between lovers during lovemaking. This view holds that the greatest source of energy in the universe is sexual, and places high value on ritualized intercourse. Sexual orgasm is seen as a cosmic and divine experience. Tantric philosophy also teaches that everything is to be experienced playfully, yet with awareness and a sense of sacredness in every gesture, every sensory perception, and every action. The path of Tantra is a spiritual one, which includes and appreciates the experience of our sexuality and sensuality as a conscious meditation, as a flowing together of the p
Tantra / Tantric Art
The aim of Tantric Art is to express our connection to the universe through visual symbols and metaphors. The human body is represented as a symbol of the universe, Kundalini and the Chakras being the most important concepts. Tantra has developed a system of thought which makes us see the universe as if it were within ourselves, and ourselves as if we were within the universe. Further the forces governing the cosmos on the macro-level are believed to govern the individual in the micro-level. According to tantra, the individual being and universal being are one. Thus all that exists in the universe must also exist in the individual body. One of our major limitations in discovering this essential unity between the microcosm and the macrocosm is that we are accustomed to analyse the world into its separate parts, with the result that we lose sight of those parts' inter-relationship and their underlying unity. The way to fulfillment is through recognition of our wholeness linking man
Philosophy Of Tantra
Philosophy of Tantra All is One & Interconnected / Sex is Sacred & Divine Tantra embraces the natural energies of the bodies and connects you with cosmic, universal energy. It is becoming one with the other, and the very cosmos itself (Swami Nostradamus Virato) The word 'tantra' is related to the concept of weaving and its derivatives (thread, web, fabric, etc.) hinting at the interwovenness of things and actions, the interdependence of all that exists, the continuity of in the interaction of cause and effect, as well as in spiritual and traditional development, which like a thread weaves its way through the fabric of history and individual lives. (Lama Anagarika Govinda, 1969) Introduction Introductory Quotes on the true meaning of Tantra by Tantric Buddhist Philosopher Lama Anagarika Govinda The dynamic forces of the universe are not different from those of the human soul, and to recognize and transform those forces in one's own mind - not only for one's own good, b
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New Pics...
new pic up.. tell me what think
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Chatting
anyone want to chat? i have msn messenger KVZ0314@hotmail.com hope to hear from ya all
Survey Says
Off-the-Wall- Questions Body: Off-The-Wall Questions: 1. When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside? Last year at Santa's Village.. lol. Coooold. 2. Family member you most resemble? I'd pick the father I've never met.. Since I'm told he was blonde with blue eyes. 3. Do you own your own Bible? Nope although I've read it cover to cover and the inconsistancies and outright lies led me to be the unbeliever I am today. 4. Do you wear deodorant? Of course! I don't want to smell like a cesspool! 5. Do you clean up nice? Damn right! 6. When was the last time you tripped and fell? And fell?? Wow I dunno. It's been awhile. 7. Where was the last place you slept besides your home? Umm Presque Isle Maine. 8. What are you listening to right now? The sound of silence. 9. Have you ever started an uncontrollable fire? Nope 10. Ever run out of gas on the road? I have 11. What would you rather do, rake the leaves, or mow the lawn? I'll mow the law
I'm Sooo Not Done With This One...
Questions... Could this be for real Could he be the one I've searched my entire life for??? The pieces seem to fit perfectly My puzzle feels completed But what if it's all fake? What if love really is just an illusion... Will I be left broken and battered Once again just as all the times before Can he put the pieces of my broken heart back together? Or will he realize that I have lost too many of them along the way
No Lies
NO LYING SURVEY! EIGHT THINGS: 8. last cigarette: hour or so 7. last beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper 6. last phone call: Kathy! 3. last BUBBLE bath: don't remember 2. last time you cried: hour or so 1. last meal: Chicken breats, pilaf and peas SEVEN have you's: 7. have you ever dated someone twice? yes 6. have you ever been cheated on? yes 5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?y es 4. have you ever fallen in love? yes 3. have you ever lost someone? yes 2. have you ever been depressed? permanently 1. have you ever had a heartbreak? yeah SIX things you did in the last three days 6. Went to school: nope 5. Went to work: Waaay too many hours 4. Colored: Who has time 3. Got drunk: unfortunately 2. Had sex: Yep 1. Hurt yourself: yes List FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to 1. Beau 2. Thomas 3. Stan 4. Kathy THIS YEAR... Fallen out of love uh uh Laughed until you cried yeah.. Met someone who changed your l
If I Wasnt A Beaner Myself I Wouldnt Post This, Its Funny!!!
Dxm Induced Babbling
< center > < center > < small > < system malfunction > < backslash backslash backslash > my outlines have outlines. it made sense when i said it. there is something in my circuits. something unrecognizable outlines with colors. congestion? something to do with my stomach < BOLD > ahhh... colors. tv? sure why not. < //end transmission// >
Hmmm Crazy Shit
Crazy thoughts Creep into my mind Telling me that I have to leave Flee Go Far far away Telling me that This is not where I belong anymore That my place is not here... but where... how can i got home when i don't know where that is anymore
The Systematical Error That Is Ohio And All It's Residents
(I got this in a bulletin on Myspace from one of my fellow friends, and being from ohio ... I just had to read it. Wouldn't you know that systematically I knew everything that was coming and agreed with everything on this list. I feel shamed now and I am going to go in my beat up roommates pick up truck and meet my friend who drives a new mustang, to krogers(which is 15 minutes from a college) and stomp my feet in the snow filled potholed parkinglot of this winter, still winter ... wonderland. ~Oh the irony of it all!!!!!!!!!! :dies from fear and laughing so hard at herself and all of this: ~ I hope you guys enjoy this, leave lots of comments with opinions, this should be interesting!! ) You know you're from Ohio if ........... ♠ You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. ♠ You live less than 20 miles from some college or university. ♠ You know what a "buckeye" really is, and have a recipe for candy ones, an
Broken Heart
Broken Heart How many chapters Are in my book? How many times do I have to start over? New place... New man... New life... All the same! Each time being hurt In some new and twisted way Always being left wanting, Clinging to the hope That one day I'll win The hope that I'll find the one The one who completes me And can heal this broken heart
I Can Wear The Pants And The Rest Of Your Clothes
They don't call it a Blow JOB for nothing Look.. I am all about the giving of the oral sex.. In fact, I love giving head..but I don't think you guys out there truly realize the work that goes into giving a good bj.. A good one mind you.. Not a slack jawed, teeth dragging, limp assed blow job.. I am talking the real deal.. tensed up jaw, no teeth in sight, and the back of your throat open from here to kingdom come.. Grant it I am sure you men appreciate the effort.. and love the conclusion of a good bj..But DAMN it's work..And I MEAN WORK! Your jaw feels like it's gonna fall off.. TMJ starts kicking in.. and you can hear your jaw clicking.. it feels like your ears are gonna explode from having your mouth so damn wide open.. and on top of that.. you are combating the gag reflex that likes to rear it's ugly head from time to time.. You are trying to make sure that your teeth aren't dragging, that your hands are in the right places, that there isn't a cold breeze on the buddies down
The Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says, "Yes.... How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?" "Didn't feel a thing!"
The Art And The Culture
My father's art talent seems to have been a genetic mutation. Born to parents with fifth and sixth grade educations and the inability to distinguish the difference in artistic merit between the Pieta and a plastic Jesus that glows in the dark, his calling was evident by the age of five. As a child in Zanesville, my collections consisted of carnival junk that was made in Japan. Shit that the joint operators would pick up for a few dollars a gross and give away as prizes to the suckers. Plaster casts of the crucifixion and painted glass cowboys adorned my room. And although my little collection of crap was nothing more than crap, each piece had a little memory attached. My mother was raised in an environment of culture and at an early age, developed an appreciation for "the finer" things - art, opera, classical music, literature, ballet, poetry, and yet she also understood the primitive beauty of modern contributors to the arts – Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Pablo Picasso.
New Cherry
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, IM FINALLY A NEW CHERRY, IM GONNA CELEBRATE!!!! ANYONE WANT O JOIN ME...;)
Laya (alpha - The Beginning) Bindu (point) Yoga
LAYA (ALPHA - the beginning) BINDU (point) YOGA Contemplation in Silence - Meditation to be done just before sleeping I sit, relaxed, ... with open eyes… I look straight ahead to one point and, relaxing all the muscles in my body - legs, hands, my fingers, everything ... I breath slowly and regularly ... I put aside all thoughts in my mind ... and start asking myself who am I? ... where did I come from? ... who am I really? ... this body is not me ... No! this body is not me ... I ... am a point of light ... which is very small! ... I am soul! ... I am in the middle of my forehead ... I am energy! ... My body is not me ... my body is my vehicle ... and I, the driver! ... I can use my body ... to do anything for me ... I am energy ... a shining point of light! ... I will never vanish or die ... the world I came from is a peaceful world ... which is vast! ... and full of peace! ...In this physical world, I only perform my role ... as on a stage ... as well as possible ... In my shadow
May He Rest In Some Sort Of Peace.... Is That Too Cliche?
Death is such a cliche man... "I wish you'd die!" is said many more times than "I wish you'd live!"... It's easy for the person who is dead..I mean they are DEAD.. They are happily existing in an amniotic state for eternity.. but those of us who are still living.. Well we get to deal with the bullshit of grieving and the fucking gaping hole that they have left behind... Death is bullshit
Valentine Application
"Be My Valentine Application Body: This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked you out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5:
Aims Of Yoga
Aims of Yoga By Pak. Hardjanto 1. To change dogmatic belief into personal knowledge so that, for the practitioner, religion is no longer just dogmatic belief but becomes direct knowledge. 2. Through Yoga, the paradoxical unity of life (spirit) becomes a reality with all of its consequences, the picture of which is like air; air in a bottle, a glass, or a pipe is all one, only the shape is different. Thus is life or spirit with its different forms, a meta-physical reality which consequently causes the Law of Karma-Phala to arise (that is, the reaping of the fruits of one's actions towards one's fellow man), based on the metaphysical truth: the unity of life. 3. Through yoga, one can overcome the power of will, feeling, and thought and even control will, feeling, and thought because one has mastered their principles. 4. Will The Sun Self ) Feeling The Moon Self )= constituting the trinity Thought Nimbus ) soul of man. 5. Yoga gives the knowledge that he
Real Id Act Using Chip Implants.. Bullshit You Say?
REAL ID Act using CHIP IMPLANTS.. bullshit you say? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rfid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:REAL_ID_Act
Ladies Ii
Since everyone thought the Ladies I was a contract to have'n sex with me I'm just wondering as to who would... But this blog is to see Who would marry me.... Note:(this is only a servy not a contract.. we won't be getting married i promise... its only a servey...)
The Partridge Spirit / Algonquin Legend
One red autumn, two brothers went on a hunting expedition for their tribe. They come to the source of the Penobscott river and there they stayed all winter. They had no woman with them to do all the tasks that make a hunter thankful. So most of the daily tasks fell upon the younger brother who said to his older brother, "I wish there were a woman in our wigwam to mend and cook, to sew and clean for us." "Well, our mother and sisters are at home, brother. We must do the best we can," replied the older brother. By the time spring came around, their snowshoes were broken and their moccasins were full of holes. One day, when the snow was still hard and icy, the younger brother came home to find that the wigwam was clean and tidy! A fire was burning and there was hot water already boiling in the pot. He said nothing to his brother, but the next day, he returned home early in order to spy on the wigwam. In the light of the dying sun, he saw a beautiful maiden step through the woods
About Yoga
About YOGA I will begin by establishing certain basic definitions. Yoga means “union”: the union of human consciousness with divine consciousness. In reality these are not separate because ultimately everything is Spirit or God, and God or Spirit is One. Yoga refers to the methods used to consciously attain the practical realization of this union. Tantra, which will be discussed later, refers to two things: 1. the practical teaching regarding the centers of consciousness in the body, called chakras, of which seven are traditionally emphasized; 2. the practice of yoga through concentration on the first chakra, which in males is con­tacted at the perineum and in females at the cervix, with the purpose of consciously arousing the power of existence or being in the human body, called Kundalini, which lies dormant in the first chakra. One of the immediate goals of this yogic system is to see and communicate with the Higher Self, the blue or golden self, the True Teacher.
My Best Friend
My Best Friend Hippity Hop Wing Wang Wam He makes some noises inside my pajammies Saying Hello Was never so dirty He might just get up And shoot in a hurry Party going on With just the graze of a hand Oh this poem about my lower gland ~~timmy~~~
Ever Feel....
ever feel like you are being so overwhelmed with things? ever feel like you are being consumed by the things in your life? i feel like i can't breathe at time,like it is slowly draining my body of it's life. like no matter what i do i just can't escape from everything. i guess in time things will get back to normal i suppose. all i want is just one breath, just one. that's all i ask.
Whispers
An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out a cumbled up ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
Cherry Fairy
YOU JUST HAVE BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAIRY HERE ARE THE RULES YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS IF YOU RECIEVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED SHARE THE LOVE WITH EVERY ONE YOU KNOW --------------------------------------------- Please leave your kisses here! Andrew
Help Stop Him
I am posting this as a blog as well, because I want to get the word out about a HATER of of tappers. He/she even rated my profile a 1 before I was able to block. I need your help,if you will...there's a stalker going around trashing people's pics and profiles,saying very ugly things to ladies...told a friend of mine that they hope her husband comes home from afghanistan in a box...user ID #163892...evrybody is getting together to try to get cherry to kill the profile,if you would post a bulletin and encourage people to repost it would sure be appreciated...whoever it is is voting ones on all pics and profiles,disresoecting the BBW's and skinny women alike...this is a very vile human being...thanks for your time!...dont believe me,do a search and check out the profile! peace,love,and 420! Mickey Brown
Mooninites
Fucking LED lights and a circuit board. sure looks like a bomb to me. ATHF is now immortal. Gentlemen BEHOLD!
White Wedding
Murder Dolls White Wedding
Music Video
Hinder Get Stoned Music Video
Ladies???
Who want to have sex with me?????
My World
I look each day through absinthe and blood colored eyes and see the real destruction of the planet.
Cherrytap....
I am posting this as a blog as well, because I want to get the word out about a HATER of of tappers. He/she even rated my profile a 1 before I was able to block. I need your help,if you will...there's a stalker going around trashing people's pics and profiles,saying very ugly things to ladies...told a friend of mine that they hope her husband comes home from afghanistan in a box...user ID #163892...evrybody is getting together to try to get cherry to kill the profile,if you would post a bulletin and encourage people to repost it would sure be appreciated...whoever it is is voting ones on all pics and profiles,disresoecting the BBW's and skinny women alike...this is a very vile human being...thanks for your time!...dont believe me,do a search and check out the profile! peace,love,and 420! Mickey Brown
My Teddybear And I
Cool Slideshows
Time To Trow A Wench Into Life
Lets see what happens when someone Quits their job, then goes out and spends all their savings buying a new car. so here it goes, i am going to quit my job on Saturday, and i am probably going to buy a car this weekend too. i am looking at a couple cars. I've made appointments to look at them. i am looking a mustang racing car(i can convert it to street legal) on Saturday night after i get paid then quit. the (year unknown)mustang is said to be selling for $13,000 and on Sunday i am looking at a 69 Camero, this one is suppose to be going for $4,700 and i have to buy a new power train for it, this should cost about 2,500 new, and dash is about $800. and i can expect to put a couple more thousand into it. also thinking about Nissan skyline i seen with a for sale sign where i live(right side steering) but the moron don't know how much he wants. and it needs some work, he banged up the passenger side(usually the driver side)
Hmmm
So I have been on this site now for a couple of months and I still don't really know what to make of it. I guess it is really like any other "chat" group I would say. People fight, they make cliques, lmao and they definetely find it hard to let a newbie in. Luckily when I came here I brought some old friends with me that I made on yahoo....smiles at my buds...Gin, Boo, Girl, Teve, Funny, and my loving Sister Mandi but her name on here is Sun Turtle. Not to mention my momma joined in on the fun. I have to say that I love to laugh and lately I haven't had much of that on this darn old puter. I dunno what it is. Oh well. Anyway if anyone reads this and you want to make me laugh I would really apprieciate it...lol...so until then I guess I am going to lurk the mumms again and see if I can try and make friends in there although that is pretty hard..wink..Peace Janis aka Summertimegal
Stiches Gone, But...
... but what you do with what you feel inside? André was my friend from like 2 years now, he's from germany... i met him in my last trip to switzerland and you know what? he came to buenos aires, like 1 month ago, and he didn't tell me.... he's still here, he's living with a girl and her family now, for sometime.... he didn't tell me he had an online gf either and this is the one he's visiting now, and he came here for her i found this out like 1 week ago, when i came back from hospital... what a cool surprise huh?! today i talked to him again in msn, and i told him he can come tomorrow to my house, and he said no because the girl is at home with him. he wanted to meet me near to my job a day in the week (that's far from her house)... i guess because he doesn't want her to know he's going to meet me it make me feel very upset... he wasn't going to tell me either he was here, and he's so near to my house!! like 30 mins away!!! he only told me because he's not happy with
Blog About Nothing...
Well.. no snow yet. Now they say maybe just a dusting. How come weather men/women can be wrong so often? Watched M*A*S*H tonight. I remember it being the only show we were allowed to stay up that late to watch. I think it was 9:00 on Mondays. Why can't they make shows like that now? Watching the news now. Just had a story about Domestic Abuse story on. Its sad whenever you hear about abuse. But those stories always make me mad. They always put upnumbers for WOMEN to call for help. No wonder menlike me put up with abuse so long and have such trouble dealing with it. Society isn't ready for abused men. I'll have to write a blog on that sometime. Not much planned for the weekend. David won't be here so I'll either get lots of sleep or lots of cleaning done. Anyone need their laundry done?..lol I'm hungry for something. Not sure what. I just know its not veggies..lol. I wish I could run into my old employers sometime. I would love to ask them when they plan on pa
Its Almost Time
She is leaving in a few weeks and we are going to start to pack up her things in a few days...The tears are gunna start falling and my heart is going to start breaking. My best friend my sister is soon to be gone....
Lost In Love
Sometimes i just dont understand why certain things happen. I get lost in everything in my life. Its almost as though sometimes i feel like im being swallowed by this thing we call life. Its like my life is never right or there are always some secrets i have to hide. I dont want to be that kind of person anymore. I dont want to have to care what other people may say or think about me or my life. Im so lost in love right now. Im fallen hard but i cant do much about it. I want to try something but if i do drama will start. Do i try it out and see if i can get through the drama or do i just leave it as a secret. I dont want secrets cause they led to lies...i dont want that.... I just need some advice im sooo lost in love what do i do....
3 Years Ago Today
3 years ago today my grandma passed away and that was the saddest day in a long time but then 3 days later my daughter was born so i was sad and happy at the same time...so everyone out there that has lost a loved one be strong.. it will be hard but u can do it... to all my friends love you all xoxoxoxo
Hey Ladies
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN KISSED BY THE CHERRY FAERY. HERE ARE THE RULES .. YOU MUST PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERY ONE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE ONE WHO POSTED THIS. IF YOU RECEIVE IT BACK THEN YOU KNOW YOUR ARE LOVED 1 KISS = YOU ARE LOVED 2 KISSES= YOU ARE VERY LOVED 3 KISSES= YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LOVED 4 KISSES = YOU ARE MORE THAN LOVED
Mah Contest!!! Reed N00bz!
Meh is hostin a contest soon 4 sho! It e-z. If you want to be in let meh know yarly. Deh theme will be most popular cherry who can pwnd deh most of their friendz to vote for them in a contest yarly. It simple fo shA. Me will send invites to does who methink should be in too yarly. Deh prizes are like dis: Smecksie Ladies: First Prize : 7 Day Cherry Blast + Random VIC giftz. Second Prize : 3 Day Cherry Blast + Gifts Third Prize : 1 Day Cherry Blast + Gift. IF you loose you get Pwnd and get weedz yarly For deh n00b dudes: First Prize Only : 7 Day Cherry Blast Dis will be fun fo sho! And if u all get meh ranked in deh top 1000 cherries no one gets pwnd and you all get gifts yarly!! =^_^=
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It is the very effort to stand up tall that brings me to my knees Like a flower fighting the wind, I wilt against life’s breeze Better to bend and flow like grass, standing tall in the field Daring the wind to take hold, learning how to yield And as many times as I have been broken As many time as the lessons’ been spoken Still I try to stand firm against the pressures that life brings To proudly proclaim my own strength, like that of ancient queen But each time I fall, the lesson is learned again and forgotten once more This time though, it is different; this time I have learned how to soar Life throws its immense weight at me, trying to snap my resolve But it cannot hit me because I’m not standing still. I am bending, and so I evolve I am laughing because life is frustrated in its attempt to knock me down I am crying because it won’t give up, and so in my tears, I drown I am soaring high because I’ve risen above it, never again to fight I am joyful now; I’ve lear
Smat Sex
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
To My Mother
Dear Mom, You said you'd always be there But you're nowhere to be found I can't believe you left me I feel so low beneath the ground There's nothing I can do now I trusted you with all my heart But now you're gone You're the one who tore my life apart I've learned not to trust There's nothing more to say You've lost someone special You can't get back each day Now you're the one left in the dark And all of a sudden you feel my pain You expect me to take you back But you still feel you're not to blame I could never forgive you Even if I tried You can never make up For the lonely nights I've cried You will never know the feeling Of losing the person you need the most To laugh and cry and love you Instead of making you feel like a ghost I've moved on with my life Without you by my side My pain has kept so long I'm telling you how I feel inside In a way I want to thank you Because of you I'm strong I just wanted you to know I d
My Grandpa
Grandma God needed one more to fill the empty space, he looked around the hospital and saw your sweet face, when you stopped breathing, we knew you were gone, you went so peacefully, so we knew you chose the right home, we knew your skies weren't so blue, and the roads were getting too tough for you, but you fought that fight, and you did the best you could do, the best part was you didn't die alone, the day God sent you home. My Grandpa When my sister, Paula and I were younger, Grandpa was who we fought over. By us, he would get tickled, as we all laughed and giggled. I even tried to scare him by shouting, BOO! I'd ask him, Grandpa, how old are you? 100 years old. he'd smile and say. He would take us out to restaurants and buffets. There was desserts galore and even though we were full, we'd ask for more. He took us to the movies, and let us pick our goodies. After the movies, we would go to the store, having our arms full when w
Junkies & Thieves
Junkies & Thieves by Chantal They've got what rock-starved fans crave. They know what you need. Junkies & Thieves is definitely what's missing today in rock music!! They're hard-workin' and hard-rockin'.....and when you're in need of that musical fix of pure rock JNT will deliver. JNT has emerged onto the local music scene with a vengence.....packing in houses and leaving scores of fans begging for more along the way. They're definitely THE rock band to watch out for!! Founding members Songwriter/Lead Guitarist Chris Eaton and Lead Man/Lyricist Jason Race joined by Drummer-Ben Victa, Bassist-Calvin Lippert, and Guitarist-Chap spend countless days and tireless nights promoting themselves, traveling to shows, and working hard in the studio to get their music out there. Driven by pure ambition and raw talent these guys have what it takes, and do what they have to for the music. It's very rare today to find a band whose music combines razor-sharp lyrics
Staz Johnson
I love this site sometimes for the people who you stumble across, today I had the pleasure of getting acquainted with Staz Johnson, he is a comic book artist, he has worked for Marvel and DC comics on all the greats. Please check out his website for more fantastic stuff Staz Johnson and check out Staz Johnson's myspace page below are some of his work on 2000AD anyway here is a link to his profile Staz@ CherryTAP
Five (5) Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People.
Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 P.M., an old
Real Id Act - Rfid - 2008 (passed In 2005)
Real ID Act
Rock On Sid
Sid "Vicious" May you rock on in the afterlife! All your friends were at your funeral today... You wil be missed... You were too fast to live..
Fear Of Love
i took a chance once before i found true love only to have my heart ripped and torn i swore never again i would never hurt again i sheilded what was left of my heart i let noone near and then i met someone who melted the ice the pain still exist, as does the fear loving again causes the fear not ever wanting that pain again afraid of the tear it scare me so to feel this way do i dare trust again can i really follow my heart or should i hide within this shell the fear is real is the love for real
Help Me Out Vote For Me
To All My Friends
To My Friends Who Are Single Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time and choose the best. To My Friends Who Are Not So Single Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person." It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be. To My Friends Who Are Players Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart. Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways... To My Friends Who Are Married Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry. "Not "where are you", but "I'm right here."
My Weekend Plans
ok so i'll barely be online this weekend (i think). here's the schedule: friday: *school (duh) *hang out wit alison and rachel saturday: * jess's bday party out in d-mas (starts in the PM but i dunno how late) *sleepover at jess' sunday: *leave jess' at who-knows when *rachel's bday party (whee...not excited for ice-skatin) then monday begins my two-week internship at exxon, whoot! i still have to figure out how i'm gettin my ass to the station and home everyday. rachel is workin in the winter production at school so she'll be close and i guess we'll be going to lunch everyday (maybe and i doubt it) but we'll be running everyday (also doubtful) cuz when we get back from internship, susanne is gonna have us start running for like three weeks. wow it's gonna suck. i really wanna start takin weight loss pills to kick start the process but it's up to some group i'm about to join...plus we gotta be careful about the speed in some products. i'm already on 45 mg of C
Chitterlings
20 pounds frozen cleaned chitterlings, thawed 1 large baking potato 2 large onions, peeled and halved 1 green bell pepper, chopped 3 cloves garlic 3 stalks celery, with leaves 1 cup apple cider vinegar 2 tablespoons salt 1 bay leaf 1 teaspoon Creole seasoning to taste 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes, or to taste Clean the chitterlings by removing all the specks and fat with specks on them. Rinse in several changes of salted water. Place them in a large pot and fill with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil, drain, rinse and fill with enough water to cover again. Return to the heat and add the potato, onions, green pepper, garlic, celery and vinegar. Season with salt, bay leaf, Creole seasoning and red pepper flakes. Cover and simmer over medium heat for 3 to 4 hours. Chitterlings should appear clear to white in color. Cut the chitterlings into 1 inch pieces and return to the pot. Pour out most of the cooking liquid. Discard the potato, onions, celery and bay leaf
My 'dissing My Mumm' Bulletin
HEY PPL THESE ARE 2 SEPARATE SHOUT MESSAGES OF PEOPLE WHO HAD A PROBLEM WITH THE MUSIC IN 2 SEPARATE MUMMS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREAT LAUGH GO READ EM BLOG ONE: WHILE SHORT THIS WILL GIVE YOU A LIL LAUGH CLICK HERE BLOG TWO: MUCH LONGER AND MUCH FUNNIER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF CLICK HERE AS I SAID THESE ARE SHOUT MESSAGES SO READ FROM BOTTOM UP, PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT POSTED BY EMANON
Booty Call Argeement
Booty Call Agreement . .Instruction: This Booty Call Agreement; (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the ___________ .day of________________, 2007, by __________________, between______________ and _____________. **This agreement shall cover the following rules, regulations, and principles: 1. No sleeping over - - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that lovemaking shit - - only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - - i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don’t ask. 6. No plans made in advance - - that is why you are called the backup, unless youare from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts! Accepted - - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - - however, dirty
Yes!!!
Sometime in the next two months I get to go to one of those really nice restaurants. I finally get to use one of my gorgeous dresses that just sit in my closet with unhappy faces on them! ...now which one?
Sweet
2 cups mashed sweet potatoes 1/4 pound butter, softened 2 eggs, separated 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1/2 cup evaporated milk 1/4 cup white sugar 1 (9 inch) unbaked pie crustPreheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). In a mixing bowl, combine the sweet potatoes, butter, egg yolks, brown sugar, salt, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg and evaporated milk. Mix together well. Beat egg whites until stiff peaks form; add 1/4 cup sugar and fold into sweet potato mixture. Pour into pie shell and bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 10 minutes. Reduce heat and bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes or until firm.
Like Your Soul....
The sky is covered in an array of orange and blue, It is so enthralling, so very beautiful, Like your eyes, and your soul Crystal clear water; Reflects our bond If only it could show the love we share Open our hearts and let it all flow out After-all, it'll never run dry The trees and branches are strong, Withstanding all of the storms; Just like we do; we always will It's amazing how nature stirs inner emotions Providing such a feeling of serenity; Like one I've found with you Captivating my every sense Beauty comes in many forms, Many people embrace it differently; But, for me, I embrace it in you; us in unison Romance and sunsets; Truly mesmerizing What more could one need? I don't need anything else in this world; Your every ounce; is enough for a lifetime
Need Comment Bombers
in my second contest please show some love.click on the picture it will take you to the page where you can bomb
My Friend
Tears Of Blood Streen My friend, As I look apone the pain she has given you, My Dear Dear Friend, Don't Worrie My Sweet Sweet Friend, Just rest your eys and go to sleep, And dream, dreams of your Pure Sweet Loveing Heart, I will have your Revenge, And a sweet one at that, This fighter Never lays Dow Her Hands, I just get stronger with every punch, So just rest your eyes my dear sweet friend as I kiss your 4 head and leave you be, I will find her, and soon she will feel the same pain she has given you.... ......A stab to the hear By Me AkA Grace
Reawake
You give the world your hellish look, The one to keep all of them at bay, Just to create space for yourself, A second to breathe, A moment to think To remember just how to give it. It comes at you fast, Past pieces of who you were, Past pieces of who you were known to be, But aren’t any more. So you evoke the old powers, Let them in, Be that old version of yourself, For a day or two, It is self defense really. After years of no footstep in the sand, To leave brimstone footprints again, And the old demons have rolled into town, And they demand nothing less. So you screw back on the horns, Squint your eyes And get ready Call up that part of you that slept, But never left.
You Bringhten My Day!
Your smile lights up the room Your touch heals the wounded Your voice is like heaven You brighten my day! Your hug heals all sorrows Your kiss heals all worries You friendship is priceless You brighten my day! I love you!
I Got Me A Blast For Just One Day To Try It Out :-)
Ok everyone watch for my 1st blast because I may miss it...I just got it for 1 day for now lol!! Anyway if anyone does see it take a screen shot for me lmao!!! I had no idea what to put in it was lost for words... imagine that me lost for words hahahaa!!! Love you all Michelle
My First Blog And A Sad One At That.
DUE TO RECENT EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED I WILL TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENT FROM CHERRYTAP.COM. I WILL BE GONE FOR 60DAYS TO 6 MONTHS, BOOOO!!!!! ALL OVER A STUPID MISUNDERSTANDING BUT AN ERROR ON MY PART SO I WILL BITE THE BULLET AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. SO AS OF THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I WILL BE FAR FROM HOME AND KICKING MYSELF IN THE ASS. SO TAKE CARE CHERRYTAPPERS AND SEE U SOON. JDAWG~JUSTIN
Unconditional,for Precious Love
You give me courage, when I want to let go; Finding a way to disintegrate my walls It is like you took my heart, And stitched it with a mother's love A love I lost hope in ever knowing; Yet, yours is an unconditional love You accepted me for myself, Despite my many imperfections You have opended my eyes a lot, More than you probably know You support me with my relationship, I could not be any more greatful I admire you a lot and hold a lot of respect for you; I hope one day I could be half the mother that you are ~¢¾~ Thank you for everything you've given me, I hope I can repay you someway, and somehow.~¢¾~
Blessings
Poem
i long to feel your hand through my hair To feel your touch upon my flesh To hear you say that i am yours These are my desires My dreams To feel that one simple Item being placed around My neck The small symbol that Say i am yours Your happiness is All that matters to me To know that i belong By your side To serve you To bring you true Pleasure Will the day come? When you call me Yours i shall one day Find the happiness That I so desperately seek I believe that i have found It by your side To be your Property by kat 2007
Applications Invited For....
Hi gang ... Just a quick thought but it's just something I had to say... I am in the process of terminating another failed marriage, no need to bore you all with details but I think it's fair to say that I'm not my usual happy go lucky self right now. Anyway to cut a long story short I am now accepting applications from any of you gorgeous girls who would like to be a Very Close friend !! If you're up for a giggle then drop me a message .. Serious applications only please ... LOL Have fun peeps !! Steve
My Majick....
Oceanic
Walking hand in hand along the ocean shore, Sunshine slowly growing dim I pull you close and kiss you passionately Holding your gaze, placing your hands in mine I lay you upon the velvet sand, Running my fingertips on your jawline We remove our clothes in a sudden movement The air is chilly but that's about to change My fingers dance along your bare skin; Admiring your beautiful body My hand brushes your inner thigh, Making you moan slightly I'm craving the same thing you are I trail passionate kisses along your stomach; Moving slowly down south Your breath quickens, As I reach my destination My tongue grazes your clit Sweat glistens on your body, As my hands stroke your thighs; Nails running teasingly over crevices I enter my tongue deep within Your sweet sin soon streams; Creating an ocean of passion One in which, I drown... Kissing you and intertwining our bodies.. The art of making love is beauty; When emotions are rock solid.. Never breaking
David Your Never Alone As Long As I Am Here On Earth
David, you and i have come a long long way travelled a lot of back roads and highways we've seen the best and worst there is to see and thru it all you've meant so much to me the up's and downs of life can leave you blue sometimes you feel theres nothin you can do but it helps if you can share it with a friend and to know they'll be there with you until the journeys end until the journeys end you can count on me you're in my heart and soul your love has set me free as long as you still want me and need me as a friend i will be by your side forever until the journeys end.... i can't let you go - i'm sure you know you hold the key (to my heart) where i end - you start connected by love sent from above we're a circle my friend and circles don't end.... until the journeys end you can count on me you're in my heart and soul your love set me free as long as you still want me and need me as a friend i will be with you until the
Whispers
Whispers of love float along the wind; Bringing a sense of solace and felicity The wind cannot be heard nor ever seen; But I feel the love pouring into our heart's It brings a sense of warmth; Just as we do to one another It is like catching a rainbow after a summer's rain; Admiring the colors and truly appreciating the beauty Love is an amazing feeling ~ and bond Ours is nothing less than true and clear You are whisper's of love; Calming and gentle You are truly perfection to me.. And much more than I can contain
Who Are You Today. . . ?
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This Is Funny
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Oh Really Now...
According to experts, I am : 80% KinkyTake the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
Friends..something Good Might Happen
You are my 7 in 7 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way! I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!! "Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen." Pass this message to 7 people You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you!!! posted by:
Blah...blah...blah..
Blah blah blah blah What to write what to write How about that I wish I was kissing you tonight Rolling around beneath the sheets Our tongues and bodies intertwined Come on over here baby And get tangled in me tonight Not sure where your body ends And where mine begins Blended together creating Just one skin Tickles and taunts Laughs and wiggles A million and one kisses Whispers that make us giggle Come on baby Let’s wrestle We can chase each other Around the room And roll across the bed Tumbling to the floor U can pin me Then I’ll pin you Breathless and sweaty Heat in our eyes Fire from my fingertips Fire from your thighs Come on baby ravage me And I’ll ravage you tonight Until we’re both exhausted Falling asleep intertwined Come on over here baby And let me leave u speechless I promise I can show you That real love exists
Jail In Mexico Sounds Like Fun
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 MEXICO - A B.C. construction worker jailed for more than two years in Mexico over a building contract that went sour says he's been wrongly imprisoned by a corrupt system. "Get me out of here," a frustrated Peter Kimber said yesterday from his prison cell in Huatulco, where he suffers from kidney problems and other ill health. He said he has endured dozens of beatings and atrocious conditions because he can't pay bribes to get out. "I want somebody to actually help save what's left of my life," he said. "I've tried it on my own for two years and four months. There's absolutely no way for a human being to fight against these people legally." Kimber, 44, lived in Mission before moving to Mexico in 2001 with his then common-law wife, her four daughters and his three children from a previous marriage. He said he was arrested on Oct. 15, 2004, after a couple from the U.K. reneged on a contract to have Kimber build them a home. He said Kevin an
Yet Another Person Who Didnt Like My Music In My Mumm (very Funny)
THIS IS YET SOME ONE ELSE WHO DIDNT LIKE MY JOHNNY CASH PLEASE READ FROM BOTTOM AS ALL OF THIS WAS IN A SHOUT ->NCAA Baske...: I HAVE AMBITION ITS TOO FUCK UP UR NIGHT HOW AM I DOING FUCKER I THINK I AM DOING OK SINCE U STARTING CURSING AND GOT ALL IRATE BEFORE I DID PLEASE DUN LEAVE UR AMUSING ME AND I WANT TO LAUGH SO KEEP EM COMING I AM LAUGHING HARD AS HELL NCAA Baske...: yeah as a matter of fact I am. I love being a asshole, especially to punk as losers, like yourself, that have no ambition in life excpet to just take up space.... ->NCAA Baske...: HAHA WANNA BE THANKS WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE AND ASSHOLE WHO TALKS TOO MUCH SHIT JUST LIKE YOU >>ARENT U FLATTERED NCAA Baske...: who said anything about you not backing down? I have better things to do than waste it on some sperm-jerk manson wannabe. ->NCAA Baske...: FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL U FLATTER ME I KNEW U WOULD COME TO APPRECIATE SOME ONE WHO WOULDNT BACK DOWN TO UR DUMB ASS NOTIONS NCAA Baske...: naw, i don't ne
No One Toke Me Up On The Sesson..
Wow.. i offered a free sesson of reflexology and now one toke me up on that.. WOW... Ya'll Suck... I would have been up on that...
Flights Of Love
In a world of magic and mystery, There is love, like connective Tissue; a link between Heaven and Hell's gateway, Liquid nectar I would gladly drink, To my happiness. My only regret would be That, when it arrives it Becomes unexplainable and Therefore, more lovely To my eyes. For love has no words to speak. You may admire its beauty, Sing in reverence to its frailty with Voice raised in exultation. These three insouciant references are Oft inclined to meet for When in love, they are our retreat, A kindred in shape and form, Just as love and hate are inexplicably drawn Together, for the bands of love and Its eternal ring will ever show us Both sides. The power of motion draws love To us, irresistably and what more Could a man and a woman do but Fall, deeply to its incantation. Of tall timber and sturdy oak Can stand the test of time, Side by side they will grow, Yet they barely touch until, The deeper you would gaze beneath The soil, you would fi
My Candy Heart
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
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The Koi Becomes The Dragon
A DEEP THOUGHT I have been thinking a lot lately on life after death and GOD. I have always wondered about it all. When I was a kid the only thing I was afraid of was death. I was terrified to think that when you died that was it. Just a void for all time that you will never exist again. So I decided to study a few religions so I may get a better idea of it all. So now after doing a lot of reading and question answering I have a few ideas. I am not going to list all the quotes but just know that the things I am about to say are a conglomerate of what I think and what I have read. Some of which I thought of already, I just couldn't put it into words. I have toyed with the Idea that we are immortal because there is a God that made us. The Idea of a loving God would mean that God would never create anything that would end. God would never create life just too simply die, but to evolve. Believing there is a God you must know that at some point he must have been yo
Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog
I just wrote a nice long blog. I forgot to put a title on it and I hit "Post Blog Entry." Naturally, instead of CherryTap nicely reminding me that it needed a title, the stupid system went and erased what I wrote. So much for trying to infuse this place with my stories. Might as well just post more pictures of my tits.
Check This Site Out
http://www.joecartoon.com love this website... lol.. to funny
Will Be....
I will be cleaning my friends list in the next few days. If I haven't heard or talked to you in some time you will be deleted. As most of you know I do like leaving comments for my friends and when the list is full of people that I never actually talk too it gets hard to leave love for real friends. So if you get deleted don't be to suprised. You were deleted because we never talk. Also if you would like to be kept or deleted, either way, please let me know. Thank you all and have a most wonderful day!
Sharing Love
I WANT TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING, DOWN TO THE ESSENCE OF MY SOUL. FOR BY GIVING AND BY SHARING, ONLY THEN CAN IBE WHOLE. BY SHARING EVERYTHING I HAVE, I WILL NEVER BE IN DEBT, FOR I HAVE FOUND THE SIMPLE TRUTH, ONLY BY GIVING, DO WE GET.
The Amazement
Lone wolf of the crystal forest your spirit ever abides. Throughout the centuries you've protected the ancients with pride. Ever guiding them through the perils of this sacred paradise. On crisp cool nights when the moon is full, you howl in pure delight. In celebration of tranquil skies that twinkle in the night. Tales of you are legendary. Whispered to little children as they sleep. Your silhouette has captivated the natives with mystique. In amazement they witness the glory of your presence. To which they all praised you with divine reverence. Reflecting on precious moments while wandering in the mist. As danger struck quite sudden and placed them at great risk. To which your omniscient spirit appeared without delay. Delivering them from injury and kept evilness at bay.
Are You In Love,lust,or Married?
ARE YOU: IN LOVE, LUST OR MARRIED? LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love. LUST.......................all other times. MARRIAGE............what's intercourse? LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have. LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE............when you argue over money. LOVE......................when you share everything you own. LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money. MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything. LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE............what
What Every Kiss Mean
What Every Kiss Means Body: ¢¾Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready ¢¾Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ¢¾Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything ¢¾Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute ¢¾Kiss on the Hand = I adore you ¢¾Kiss on the Neck = We belong together ¢¾Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you ¢¾Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means... ¢¾Holding Hands = We definitely like each other ¢¾Slap on the butt = That's mine ¢¾Holding on tight = I don't want to let go ¢¾Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you ¢¾Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me ¢¾Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go ¢¾Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you ***Advice*** *Dont ask for a kiss, take one.* **If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.** *****If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of y
General Information
Quote: "Spells are not about turning people into frogs or granting wishes. A spell is a set of actions and prayers that you do and say in order to ask for divine help with some particular aspect of your life." Mnemosyne's Realm 9 Charms: According to a Webster's dictionary, the original meaning of the noun charm was a "chanted word, phrase, or verse assumed to have magic over to help or hurt; an incantation." There are two modern meanings to the word: an amulet; an object believed to have magical powers that will ward off evil influences over the wearer, or bring them good luck. "any action or gesture assumed to have magic power." A Witchcraft encyclopedia expands this definition by adding: "magical works, phrases, chants, incantations, inscriptions and actions which can be used separately or in combination to make a charm." The encyclopedia's definition for charm is essentially identical to the meaning that most people give to the noun spell. We will consider the
Am I Freaking Nuts?
So, When I click on my CherryTap icon and the site comes up, it tells me that the site is down for a few hours for server upgrade. This has been since 6 am my time that i have been trying. So now I can get on here through a google link that sent me to Babyj's blog and signed me in and everything. I am so fucking confused and going through CT withdrawl BIG TIME!!!! Am I here or am i not?? Helllp!
Protect Our Children; Ballad Of An Unborn Child
WHO WAS I TO BE, KNOW ONE WILL EVER SEE, I HAD NO FACE, NO NAME, I HAD NO GUILT OR SHAME. BEFORE I HAD A BREATH OF AIR, I WAS DRAWN FROM WITHIN MY LAIR, I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SEE YOUR LAND, I HAVE'NT EVEN SEEN THE BACK OF MY HAND. WHAT ARE FEELINGS? SORROW, HAPPINESS, WHAT IS WORK, WHAT IS REST, WHAT IS SNOW, WHAT IS RAIN, WHAT IS COMFORT, WHAT IS PAIN. WHO COULD I HAVE REALLY BEEN? MAYBE A LEADER OF MANY MEN, I COULD HAVE BEEN STRONG AND FREE, NOW WE KNOW THAT WILL NEVER BE. PLEASE DO NOT CRY WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, JUST KEEP YOUR HEART AND SOUL STRONG, AND SOON YOU'LL KNOW THE PRIVILAGE GIVEN, IN CAREING FOR THIS GIFT FROM HEAVEN, THIS PRECIOUS CHILD, SO MEEK AND MILD, IS HEAVENS VERY SPECIAL CHILD.
My Freinds Plz
I really need your prayers I have 110 freinds plz. Dont let me down me and my daughter need you. Come on yall Im scared I might lose her plz pray for her If you dont know what this is about please read my other blog. I'll do what ever you ask just plz pray for her. Randy (redneckcdb)
Songs Of Life
"Welcome to the Black Parade" seems so fitting to my life right now. Isn't it lovely how songs always seem to fit any problem or situation you're in. Wonder if my life would make a good song? Actually, everyone's life is probably complex, we should all have our own album. It would be very interesting. Especially if you could check people out by looking at their song list. You could learn a lot that way, figure out people's bad habits, intrests, goals. Take one look at a person, see that all their songs are country and walk away. I'd prefer someone with a variety of genres. Some cool mellow ones, a few hard rock, one or two showtunes, some techno (for craziness :), and at least one classical peice because then I at least know their intelligent and able to enjoy good music. Oh, must have some punk to, can't forget that, and an international song wouldn't hurt, then I'd know they liked culture. But, of course, couldn't be with someone who had all the same songs as me, one or tw
More Thoughts
u and i had many conversations on the telephone talks about one day we having a place of our own wake up in the morning and have breakfast ready on the table but all of that just seems so far away from me had to wake up face reality it all just seem to good to be true after all you put me through and now u tryin to tell me that ur sorryand u tryin to come back home u tellin me that u really need me crying beggin both knees are on the floor
Ya Never Know
answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends?
45 Reasons To Reenlist
1. Yesterday sucked, today sucked, tomorrow is going to suck, and this seems to be a pretty solid forecast for the rest of my enlistment. 2. Spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year training for something that there is a 99.9% chance that we will never do. 3. WWWDWOA? (what would we do without acronyms?) 4. Taking simple daily tasks and breaking them down into nuclear physics before doing them. 5. Having to attend a brief prior to carrying out any task more complicated than picking my nose. 6. Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the military who out-rank me. 7. Being an adult and having somebody inspect me everyday to make sure I put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet. 8. Having to wear a "cover," or hat, every time I want to go outside. 9. I love cleaning the same places over and over and over until either the paint comes off or my hands are bleeding. 10. Without the mili
Walk The Talk
You can't just sit down and talk about the truth. It doesn't work that way. You have to live it and be part of it and you might get to know it." We all read books that have much information in them. Often we pick up on little sayings that we remember. Inside of us is the little owl, the owl of knowing. It talks to us- guiding us and nurturing us. Often when we get information, it's hard to live by, but it's easy to talk about. It's living the Red Road that counts-Walk the Talk. If we really want freedom in our lives, if we really want to be happy, if we really want to have peace of mind, it's the truth we must seek. My Creator, help me in my search for the truth today. When we read something it is always good to not believe it all until we investigate it. Often things are written as opinions of others and not completely of truth. We must seek that truth so we do not end up treating another person nasty because of gossip or written mis-information. In order to
Affection Of My Heart { Karulvinth For Life }
Having thoughts of you As I am writing today I do care so much more Than my words can say Still it's through my pen Where I try to provide The warmth you give me From the feelings inside It was from the first hello To loving you no less My feelings have grown Into pleasures I express Those constant thoughts Words I often impart So special you became In affections of my heart "Love is being able to reach the sky even though you're afraid of heights.
In The Mourning
muddled by the whiskey breath and perspiration on the bathroom mirror clearer and clearer now slung over the rafters and she swings blackened-ice smile soldered onto the fuming memory of rosy cheeks their fingers move too fast and fumble on knots tying rhythm into reason quickly now removing nylon while blisters prevail for ghosts they are far too wreckless "we little knew that morning that they would call your name and whisk you towards elysium from where the angels came it broke our harts to lose you to see you go alone a child now not just a corpse you've finally gone back home" vomit enducing words only hasten work in fear of mundane drivel the rope is pulled now taut and soon cut then quickly dropped mourners gaze and wonder what is occuring behind the eyes of this strung up angel nothing but a shell with stitched lips and hidden contusions in death she wished to free her ever hateful mind intead she chose to sit alo
Oops
I forgot to put pants on tonight. That a-splains the chill.
My Number
IF U WANT TO TALK TO ME AND I'M NOT ON HIT ME UP AT 402-706-0389 AARON AIGHT 1 I'M OUT
Needing Time For Me
I am doing so much to forget about love, that I seldom do something for me..I am in school online now. Taking classes for a Bachelors degree in Education is hard work.. I am up most nights doing homework/classwork, and when the kids go to school in the day, that is when I sleep.. I miss pampering myself at the spa, or going to the gym and working out a little bit..Need to make time for me, because that is what keeps me going and not be too stressful..I am doing some PSP8 stuff by making tags & find that cool as well as learning so many things to make my tags better.. Anyway, the bottom line is this year, I need to concentrate on me for a change..I do so much for my kids(and love that), but forget about me..so tonites the night I make a vow to take care of myself for 2007..
To You Only
TO LIVE AND LOVE WITH YOU AND BE ONE FOREVER TO BE NEAR YOU SO I CAN REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOU, TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU, LAUGH WITH YOU, CRY WITH YOU, TALK WITH YOU, AND BE SILENT WITH YOU. TO HOLD YOU CLOSE EVERY NIGHT, WAKING UP TO YOU EVERY MORNING. TO SHARE MY SECRETS WITH YOU, AND BE HONEST WITH YOU. TO UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT YOU, ACCEPTING YOU FOR YOU. TO FIND SHELTER IN YOU WHEN I AM AFRAID, AND HOLD YOU WHEN I NEED WARMTH, TO BE WITH YOU THROUGH ALL THE SEASONS WALKING WITH YOU IN THE SUNSHINE, AND CUDDLING WITH YOU IN THE COLD, TO CARE FOR YOU WHEN YOU ARE ILL, AND BE JOYFUL WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY, TO GROW OLD WITH YOU, AND BE WITH YOU, TILL THE END OF MY TIME, WITH YOU ONLY, I WANT THESE THINGS, FOR YOU ONLY, I WOULD DO THESE THINGS, TO YOU ONLY, ALL MY LOVE.
How Wants A Ride
live to ride ride to live
Family Sucks
So when does it all magically get better? When does everything seem to fit into place and life seems good? When does all the crap and bullshit stop? Does it ever really stop? Because if not, excuse me, slow down, I'd like to get off the ride now. When did our lives become so pathetic that we watch sitcoms for a fake reality of "normal" and reality shows so we can laugh and feel better that there are others supposedly more pathetic than us. Sadly, someone needs to inform them that they are just watching themselves in the TV screen. What's the point? Why go through life with disappointment after disappointment. Your born, you grow up, work in a crappy job, possibly have a crappy marriage, or just end up alone, and then die. What's the purpose? What's supposed to keep you going day after day. Kids that will either grow up pussy-wipped and attached at your hip or that will grow up to resent you? Is that the purpose of life? I'm 21 and I already hate my father. Yes, I love hi
Invisible Ghost (i Wrote)
something i wrote after the day i cam back from florida (work still in progress) inside this wicked mind i feel to much, i say to little ,i hide behind the black invisible, like a ghost, i shine on thoughs who reflect back with the hint of despise. i feel to much i say to little i am the invisible being scard is not even near showing fear it could be anywhere but not even close or is it just me? or is it just what i may bleive that this isnt even reality cause of this fucked up world that turned me to hate the society the way i was then is over now iv become the invisible ghost of him created by all of them hatred isnt a sin its just called revenge... getting back at thoughs that made it difficult to handle i can just barley stand the moment knowing i was once the man i am not anymore invisible ghost i am
Please?
NEED SOME HELP! 10,000 COMMENTS IS ALL I NEED! THE MORE COMMENTS YOU LEAVE NOW - THE LESS I'LL HAVE TO NAG YOU LATER??? LOL JUST KIDDIN...BUT COULD YA AT LEAST PUT A FEW COMMENTS DOWN FOR ME? I'D HATE TO HAVE TO DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN! :(
Who Wants Some 11's Message Me Quick
first come first gets em...
How Much Are You Worth??????????
I'm Worth $60.00 Body: Here's the deal. You look it over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. PS: the smaller the better! 1. Had sex: $6.00 2. Smoked: $5.00 3. Got drunk: $5.00 4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00 5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00 6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00 7. Cheated on a test: $2.00 8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50 9. Been expelled: $5.00 10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00 11. Given oral: $5.00 12. Got oral: $5.00 13. Prank called the cops: $3.00 14. Stole something: $2.00 15. Done drugs: $5.00 16.Dyed your hair: $0.50 17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. Sa
One Of My Baby Girls
hey everyone my daughter cheyenne is on photowow.com and i was just wondering if you all can go there and vote for her. last week her twin sister was in it but didn't win. hopefully she will win. i was really wanting both to win. but if one wins the other wins cause they look just alike! lol! her entance number is 42158. thank you everyone. i appreciate it!
Go Bears!!
can't believe the bears made it!! GO BEARS!! i'm not a bears fan, but i'm proud of my home team. all of chicago is proud!! GO BEARS!!
Two Women In Heaven
Two Women Talking In Heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I 'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds . I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you
Crazy World
THIS WHOLE WORLD'S CRAZY, YOUR ALL CRAZY I TELL YOU, YOU ... YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL YOURSELF HUMANS, YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AND SCREW IT ALL UP, YOU TAKE EVERY BEAUTIFUL THING, AND TRY TO BREAK IT, CRUSH IT, WOUND IT, KILL IT, WHY? WHY DO YOU TRY AND TAKE THE ONE AND ONLY BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD I HAVE? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS TOO? CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME THIS ONE SMALL PRECIOUS PIECE OF SANITY? PLEASE, CAN'T YOU SEE? CAN'T YOU FEEL? HAVE YOU STRIPPED YOURSELF CLEAN OF ALL FEELINGS, AND PICKED THE BONES FREE OF ANY REMAINING BITS OF SENSITIVITY? HAVE YOU BUILT YOURSELF A HOUSE OF COLDNESS AND LOCKED YOUR FEELINGS UP IN IT AND EATEN THE KEY? HAS'NT ANYBODY GOT ANY FEELINGS ANY MORE, YOU CURSE AT ME, YOU GRUMBLE, AND GRIPE AT ME, YOU TRY EVERYTHING TO HURT ME , PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR, LET A FRIEND IN AND STOP THE PAIN.
Smart Kid
A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" The father thought for a moment, then answered. "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother an
Mothers
A mother is special. She's as soft and graceful as a butterfly, yet as strong and courageous as a grizzly bear. Her heart is large enough to hold everyone's pain and joy. Her hands are always gentle and soothing. Her arms are always warm and tender. She works hard to make a home feel like home, and she strives to make life pleasant and comfortable for those she loves. She never fails to go that extra mile to make the holidays happy and memorable. Her job is the most difficult and demanding ever known to any human being, yet she's fully dedicated to the task. She's always there for her family, guiding them and keeping them safe from harm. She owns a magical way to raise spirits and make everything feel better. And her sympathy, unselfishness and forgiveness are unending. All that anyone is or could ever hope to be can be attributed to a mother. She instills the teachings that will last a lifetime. She sows the seeds of virtue and morality, and in the process
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How do i find my cherrytap id?
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Tasting Devine
with two divine mouths... Oh my love I comprehend as you have so many figures in the everyday's life so much of varieties to you as well In these diverse prototypes I discover you in multifold ambiences with multiplex hypotheses and with multiphase replicas with you I indeed relish each territory of your display of vitality as a gentlewoman close to my heart you are a magical and awe also you are so cute and so confidential hallmark sometimes even I am sometimes dissolved in the subjects of yours you are very sunken day volunteer and very new day accessory you are connoted with the embryonic inspiration with me I cannot comprehend the faculty which associates you from where you obtain to that ? And ending logs with you is the love that you expose to me often in the night when you are nude and when you left only with two divine mouths which play the music of your womanhood transforming me into a guitarist to play with yours immortal cord
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Lady Mythtery the Indefatigable of Walk upon Water Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
George Carlin Has A Two Fold Answer Again
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
Needs And Worries
Needs and worries What if half the things you thought you needed, you didn't really need at all? Imagine the freedom of letting them go. What if half the things that worry you so much were really no cause for concern? Think of how much more positive and productive you could be. Some of your needs and your worries have some basis in reality. Yet they can easily become blown far out of proportion by your thinking. You can choose to put them in their place. You can choose to simply let them fall away and to put your energy into those things that truly matter. This is a great day to begin living with positive, creative intention. This is a great day to go beyond the limitations that your mind has previously convinced you to accept. Open your eyes to the abundance that is yours. Focus more energy on your best possibilities and bring your own special joy to life. -- Ralph Marston
Ladies (and Gents) Please Check This Out
Black Canary (Alison Angel) jumped into the foray of "owning" a lounge here....I co-own it with her.... http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=5351 Please feel free to come by and say hi....It is for women primarily.... Men can come in and chat and what have you but I would prefer that you didnt add yourselves as members.... The rules posted and its still a work in progress so bear with BC and I....We are trying to whip her into shape... Thanks... Alison and Jenna
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Come On Baby
Blah blah blah blah What to write what to write How about that I wish I was kissing you tonight Rolling around beneath the sheets Our tongues and bodies intertwined Come on over here baby And get tangled in me tonight Not sure where your body ends And where mine begins Blended together creating Just one skin Tickles and taunts Laughs and wiggles A million and one kisses Whispers that make us giggle Come on baby Let’s wrestle We can chase each other Around the room And roll across the bed Tumbling to the floor U can pin me Then I’ll pin you Breathless and sweaty Heat in our eyes Fire from my fingertips Fire from your thighs Come on baby ravage me And I’ll ravage you tonight Until we’re both exhausted Falling asleep intertwined Come on over here baby And let me leave u speechless I promise I can show you That real love exists

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