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I'm Hating The Winter...dreaming Of The Summer!Well here it is..the last day of January in cold ass Pennsylvania! We've been lucky so far with a pretty mild winter, but still I can't wait for it to be over. I think i must have seasonal depression. Everything just looks like a headache outside...no leaves..no green..just gray and funky. I live in such a beautiful place when it's in bloom! So to get me through the remaining weeks I've started planning my summer! I think my kids are going to the camp run by our school district. It's super afordable only like $80/child for 5 days a week for 6 weeks! That such a good deal. It goes from 8:30 am - 11:30..! My friend Josie's kids are going too so we can take turns driving! Our pool opens at noon..so it works out great! I can't wait for the lazy days at the pool! To just lay there in the hot sun...I love it! The kids are getting so much older so then can swim without me having to be in the pool with them! We only got to the shore once last summer..so I really plan to go more t
Me.. I Want A Hulahoop.S.A.M. - *Walks up to the table* Hey, guys, Seen Theodore today?
J - Nope, Seen Alvin and Simon though.
Haha. Well, that made the morning a bit more funny.
Great WhiteOk 80's fans!
Great White has announced their 25th Anniversary Reunion Tour this Summer!
Tentative dates are in effect as we speak.
If you want them to play your town let me know.
Any venues or agents interested in them drop me an email at
HotPink@HotPink-Productions.com
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Can Ya Feel The Loveif ya can please show a lil love on this pic wld b appreciated u can rate and comment, even comment bomb IF you want *wink*
SPANX IN ADVANCE
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Men!Well lets see I have this guy that thinks sex is a very important in life itself and I told him that it is not that important in life. yes it feels good and feels rigth with the one you love. But to have sex with someone to figure out if you would go any further with that person just irks me! For me I am the type that to get close with the person make a stronger bond with them and to make a better friendship is how I look at things if you can get close to that person in the relationship there is not a reason to go to that point of being intaminte! And well yes I had very strong feelings for him a few months back I was IN LOVE with him and well he never shared that feeling with me so I ran from him and found something even more worse off then where I was at... The moral of this story is you need to be open and share what you think will better or worsen the situation and see where to go from there!
Headache Remedy LolA husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed, when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository. It's up to you."
Today I Found Out....Im pregnant! Tobe (Soldier Boy) and I are expecting baby #3! Im so excited. He is in the field and will be home on Saturday, I cant wait to tell him! We have been trying for a while now! Yay!!!!
Nice PersonNICE PERSON
Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel
Somebody out here is Smiling
About Love that is so Real
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Many Times, When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad
For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine
Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest "Online " Friend
Today I am Telling You
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK
I believe that without a
friend you are missing out on a lot!!!
Don't be confused by friends and
acquaintances, there is a difference!
Because I care about you, It's
national care week .. . . and you get to
send messages to all your friends telling
them that you care about them and
make them fe
What Alcoholic Drink Does Your Sex Life Most Resemble?Margarita!
Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Atlanta UpdateDue to the current condition of my back and a new injury to my right shoulder I am unable to travel to Atlanta this weekend for the fetish flea market.I'm very disappointed and heart broken that I am now going to be unable to attend as I was so very much looking forward to it.
The Dr. feels that it is not yet safe enough for me to resume any kind of strenuous activities such as lifting,wearing heels for longer than an hour,using my right arm,and bondage.He also told me NO suspensions for at least another month.That right now being inverted would even be detrimental to back.
I've been told to do light stretching at least 2-3 times per day.. no walking more than 1/2 mile per day,no actual sitting for longer than an hour at a time and no standing for any longer then 30 minutes at a time right now.How this is supposed to help me is beyond me...but I will perservere and I will get back on my feet.
Comment Tag StashOk, so I've been asked by a few about the comment tags I send and where I get them. I look all over the net for pictures and then add my text and sometimes colorization. These photos are by no means mine, just the added sentiment on them. I will endeavour to post them in my stash for anyone wanting to use them. I organized them last night - can't find them all since I had never intended to use them again lol Hope I can stash them in some sort of organized fashion for you ;)
Enjoy and thanks to all for the compliments on them - I'm glad to make you smile ;) xoxo
Have a great day!
Gemmy
xoxoxo
Day Threekicked hella ass! My stash is growing bit by bit... making more friends!
this is sooo much better than myspace! ^_^
NeinMy pain, my pride, these scars are mine
I will tell you a story
That's never been told
I wll tell you a secret
Five lifetimes old
My life has been a prison
A labyrinth built beneath the mountain of tragedy
I'm a stain on the cloth
I'm just an after-thought
But I
Would die
For this
But through the veins of decay
I'll remain to betray
To live like Caesar
To die like Jesus
To build my own religion
No gods, no laws
To celebrate pain
Forsaken and ashamed
To watch them all
Crawl beneath us
On this bed of nails and regret
Dying of fevers, betrayal, and sweat
I cry
My organs are rotting
My enemies are plotting
I am made of pages
Paragraphs and inspirations
Paper boy, burn the world
I pass the flame to you
Murder, mayhem, hurt her, hate him
Murder, mayhem, fuck him, slay them
My pain, my pride, these scars are mine
My pain
My misery has been formulated into an equation of nein
My sanity wrote a suicide note but
One of us is illiterate
And the other
The Drink I AmMargarita!
Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Are You In Bed?Thanks Wiz for sharing!
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic65%Virgin33%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Have A Good Day EveryoneI JUST THOUGHT I SAY HI TO EVERYONE AND HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY AND HOPE THAT THEY GET ON WHAT THEY WANT IN THE NEW YEAR.. BLESSED BE
Dignity, Compassion, Civil Rights Shot Dead By Fl Police, Film At 11Earlier this week, a 21-year-old Florida woman who had been raped was arrested by the police to whom she was reporting the assault, denied bail, and jailed for two days, on the basis of an outstanding warrant for a juevenile offense. While in custody, she was prevented from taking a legal, FDA-approved morning-after pill because that conflicted with a jail medical supervisor's personal religious beliefs. The nature of the outstanding warrant? Failure to pay a fine, which the woman's lawyer says she had, in fact, paid.
Any comment I could make here would be superfluous.
St. Petersburg Times story
And A Shitty Day Begins.Good to fucking know that overnight things went to shit. -shakes head-
Good to know that I've been acting a certain way and didn't even know about it.
Ugh.
I'm going to run my fucking ass off today.
And you know what? Fuck my knee, I hope it explodes again. That'd be icing on the fucking cake.
So much for my mood getting any better.
Hiatus time. If I'm around, cool, if not, whatever.
I need to vent.
I need to punch something.
I need someone who wont make me feel guilty or like shit for no reason.
I swear I did nothing. Not intentionally. Nor did I even recognize what I did.
/end rant.
In other news.
I slept shitty last night. Consecutive nightmares. Why is it when you have consecutive good dreams, you don't remember them at all? But when you have nightmares they linger and rot inside you, reminding you what it was they were trying to tell you?
I'd kill to be able to forget those and remember a good dream now and again.
"A window Pane.
A broken Sha
JokeWho Shot the Beaver?
90-year old man: "I've never felt better, Doctor. I have an 18-year old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
Doctor: "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a
season. One day, he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by
mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and
went
"bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of
that?"
90-year old man: "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
Doctor: "My point exactly."
Child Of MineI lend you for a time a child of mine," he said, for you to love while she lives and mourn when she is dead."it maybe six or seven years, or twenty two or three, but will you till i call her back, take care of her for me?
she'll bring her charms to gladden you and should her stay be brief, you'll have hey lively memories as solace for your grief
I can not promise she will stay , sicne all from earth return but there are lessons taught down there i want this child to learn
I looked this wide world over in my search for teachers true and from the things that crowd lifes lanes I have selected you
Now , will you give her all your love nor think the labor vain, nor hate me when i call to take her back again..
I fancie that I heard them say " dear loard, thy will be done. For all the joy they child shall bring the risk of grief will run
we'll shelter her with tenderne
Teenager Contest Winners Are......~ Teenager contest winners are.....~
1st Place is...... wins a corvette and Dozen Roses
with 21326 comments
2nd Place is...... Wins a motorcycle and dozen roses
with 10436 comments
3rd Place is...... Wins Glass of Champagne and dozen roses
I want to thank everyone who was in the contest!
maria
The Bursting SilenceEnergies meet
Soon after our eyes meet
Our bodies meet
Dialogue is vague
Silence bursts
We break into sweat
Hmmm Is This Really Me?You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%A Romantic65%Sex God63%Virgin38%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Whiskey Was My Drink AnywayWhiskey!
Your sex life mostly resembles Whiskey on the Rocks. You are strait forward when it comes to sex, but not very imaginative. You have a lot of sex because you are more inclined to have a committed relationship.
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Glorious Hump Day!!lmao, makes me laugh just to say that! Ah, well.
Had what is known as a Raindrop treatment yesterday - you end up slathered in more essential oils than you know what to do with! Very soothing, boosts the immune system, etc. Lynda, who does my treatments and is also a past life companion of mine (Yeah, who isn't at this point, lmao!), also smudged me with sage! She is also a Shaman - still in training I believe! Very intuitive - handy to have as a friend, lol! She usually picks up on the energy of my PLCs, if they should come to call during a treatment, lol. And someone usually does! Yes, a person's energy can seek out and connect with someone else - for those who don't work with energy!
I was privileged to finally get to see Emmaline yesterday, the 2 month old daughter of a friend of mine named Andrea! She has been blessed with a most calm child - I told her to watch out for #2! My first child was rather benign; the second was hell on wheels! I didn't know what had hit me, lol! A
2 Hearts,2bodiesMy hungry heart felt a call
I gathered my things
Opened my wings
And flew to you
Only to find you've moved
Your closed, sad heart
that keeps in the pain
A lifeless heart unopened
not ready for fulfillment
I waited awhile then started back
My gifts of nourishment remained
For a tired body that ached
For a heart that’s been hurt, empty and hungry
Sustenance for a confused, angry mind
Not aware of the real need
I left wondering
Where he could be
I walked in the sun - I was satisfied
I rested my body - I felt recharged
I rested my mind - I felt rejuvenated
I was at peace
Then
I felt a vibration
inside
I looked up and saw you coming
From a distance
We met
Without words
Two hearts kissed
Two hearts talked
Two hearts rested
Two hearts touched
Two hearts were healing
Our wings were at rest
Our hearts still throbbing
We still had life
If we should ever connect
We'd add color
To each other’s life
Two Bodies
My hungry body heard a call
I was
Slut Or Not?Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points!
Your Motto: "Maybe Baby"
Your Sign: "Curves Ahead"
* Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX!
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I'll Be Here For U....or Not.OK folks...just thought i would let everyone know....I'm moving from Minnesota back home to florida. I will be offline for a while, I will check in when I can. Just don't for get about me...I love all my friends, family, and fans. Don't not stop by just cause i'm not on-line. Please repost this. Thank you and will talk to all of u very soon.
♦ØŘǺĻ ḞĬXÅŦÏŐŊ™♦@ CherryTAP
Blue October Lyrics
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The NooseSo glad to see you have overcome them.
Completely silent now
With heaven's help
You cast your demons out
And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you off your cloud
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're planning to go about
Making your amends to the dead
To the dead
Recall the deeds as if
They're all someone else's
Atrocious stories
Now you stand reborn before us all
So glad to see you well
And not to pull your halo down
Around your neck and tug you to the ground
But I'm more than just a little curious
How you're planning to go about
Making your amends to the dead
To the dead
With your halo slipping down
Your halo slipping
Your halo slipping down
Your halo slipping down
Your halo slipping down
Your halo slipping down to choke you now
LifeI SAW THIS ON A MUMM COMMENT BY ANGEL EYES AND JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO TRUE THAT I HAD TO HAVE IT!
Life’s too short
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
Laugh when you can
Apologize when you should
And let go of what you can’t change
Love deeply and forgive quickly
Take chances, give everything
Life is too short to be unhappy
You have to take the good with the bad
Smile when you’re sad
Love what you’ve got and remember what you had
Always forgive, but never forget
Learn from you mistakes, but never regret
People change and things go wrong
But always remember life goes on
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regret
So love the people who treat you right
Forget the ones who don’t
And believe that everything happens for a reason
If you get a change, take it
If it changes your life, let it
Nobody said that it would be easy
They just promised it would be worth it
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Sex Survey!~!~!~!~!~!~!The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: sensual first, then w/e
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: 24/7
Is sex a top priority for you?: YES!!!
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never have :(
How do you feel about one night stands?: probably nice
How many one night stands have you had?:0
What's your favorite position?: legs on shoulders
Where's your favorite place to have sex?:nice big bed
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make love
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 mins or so
Do you get off first or do they?: him
Do you like kissing during sex?: ya
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: semi loud
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud
Does size matter (for g
????
All things unheard,
Tend to harm.
He didn’t utter a word,
But extended an arm.
In you ran,
To be hugged and consoled.
Let the fun begin…
But things soon turned cold.
Be cautious of the eyes,
That linger your way.
They begin to fill with lies,
And torment your days.
Always be ready,
To leave this earth.
Lives are never steady,
As you’ve been told since birth.
So do unto others,
What you want done to you.
Never misjudge another,
You never know who’s watching you…
A Big Thank YouOK ALL YOU OUT THERE, MISTY JUST WANTS TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO TO THE TIME TO HELP HER WIN THE CONTEST. IT WAS A LONG BATTLE BUT IN THE END SHE ENDED UP WINNING. THE PRIZE WAS A DIAMOND RING AND DOZEN ROSES. IT JUST SHOWS THAT NEVER GIVING UP IS THE KEY TO WINNING. SO THANKS FOR ALL THAT TOOK THE TIME TO COMMENT BOMB LIKE CRAZY
LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHERRY ANGEL, MISTY
Kids Contest-misty Wants To Thank Her Comment BombersTO ALL THAT HELPED IN KEEPING MISTY IN THE LEAD DURING THE KIDS CONTEST. SHE WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS FOR HELPING HER GET THE WIN. THE PRICE WAS A DIAMOND RING AND A DOZEN ROSES. AGAIN THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP TO THOSE THAT TOOK THE TIME TO HELP KEEP HER IN THE LEAD. IT WAS A LONG BATTLE. IT JUST SHOWS THAT NEVER GIVING UP HOPE IS THE KEY TO WINNING.
LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHEERY ANGLE MISTY
UpdateSo another work day and it is quiet as hell here, have a meeting this afternoon so that should at least help to pass sometime. Today is a Pagan holiday for me so tonight C is getting off work a little early so we can do a ritual. It been way too long since we took the time to mark the holidays. Life seemed to have gotten in the way but we are back on track now. God its nice to say that. PLus any excuse to have my sweetie home with me in the evenings. That will be twice this week...WOOT!
Things are much better in my life as of late on many different levels.
And oh yeah did my first DJ shift on Monday...started late due to technical difficulties but finally got on air. I think it went pretty good actually and I got alot of really great messages, comments and feedback afterwards!
So Mondays 8-10pm is my official spot.
Argh...work beckons....
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Ct &@$%ing Sucks!A few days ago I posted in my blog/bulletin about Mumm Haters. For those who haven't read my blog on it, you can read here:
http://cherrytap.com/blog/39573
Well anyways, I go & try to post a new mumm this morning, & I get a "Error: you're not allowed to do this." posting. What the hell? Why am I being punished for this, when in all fairness, I did nothing wrong??? This is plainly ridiculous. Am I wrong about this? Again, there are far more postings far more adult & offensive than mine ever was & yet again I'm the one being punished, & the others are not even looked at. I really like to be here & have met some awesome people. Well, congratualtions CT. You have just made sure that you will NEVER get a dime from me! NOT ONE DIME! So, you can delete me or whatever, cause I'm fucking tired of having to deal with this shit, just because some little fuck here has a personal vendetta against me. So do what you got to do CT! Let’s keep CherryTAP a fun and clean place to hangout? Yeah, GOOD LU
The PackageClever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
Eye on what i'm after
I don't need another friend
Smile and drop the cliche
'Till you think I'm listening
I take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again
Peripheral on the package
Don't care to settle in
Time to feed the monster
I don't need another friend
Comfort is a mystery
Crawling out of my own skin
Just give me what I came for, then I'm out the door again
Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine
Eye on what i'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again
Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get what I need now
Lie to get what I'm craving
Lie and smile to get what's mine
Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, m
I Am Going To Say This One Last Time...and this better sink in....
I do NOT need to be pestered, bothered, nagged or any other adjective thereof about my Family list and the pics there...
If I want you to be on that list I WILL add you when I feel like it...Not when YOU want....
And my pics are my pics....I really dont give a rat's backend about the stupidity they have here about ripping my pics....
If you rip them WITHOUT my consent, you will suffer the consequences of your actions...Including but not up to being sued for copyright infringement...
Im tired of people taking "liberties" with me and my friend Jenna...The crap needs to stop NOW.....
My tolerance for this has hit its peak....
Im really a nice person but 99.9% of you males out there act like your momma didnt teach you any common sense....Try using it once in awhile and you might find I am really a sweet girl...
I hope i dont have to repeat myself about this anytime soon...
Sex SurveyThe Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: Rough
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: 24/7
Is sex a top priority for you?: YES!!!
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I have but not in a long time
How do you feel about one night stands?: They rock
How many one night stands have you had?: 10
What's your favorite position?: Doggie
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Church
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuck
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 mins or so
Do you get off first or do they?: both
Do you like kissing during sex?: LOVE IT
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Quiet
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud
Does size matter (for girlz
Crazy BrideCHeck out the video in my stash about the crazy bride that freaks out! I just heard she's gonna be on one of the morning shows!
18 Signs You're Flat BrokeSOME of these are funny. . .
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
11. At communion you go back for seconds.
12. You wash your toilet paper.
13. You have to save up to be poor.
14. You're in college.
15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
16. You owe yourself money
Melanie DelonI stumbled across this artist's site yesterday and her artwork just blew me away
please go check her out her stuff is fabulous
Melanie Delon
this is one her pieces called All of My Hate if you go to her site and click on the gallery there is a short description of each one
Kid Contest Winners Are......~ Kid Contest Winners Are....~
1st Place Is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses
with 1962 + 1216 = 3178 comments
2nd Place is...... Wins Earrings And Dozen Roses
With 1873 + 1132 = 3005 comments
3rd Place is......Wins Root Beer and Dozen Roses
With 277 + 152 = 429 comments
I want to thank everyone who was in the contest!
thanks
maria
Vasoline SalesmanOne day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.
“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”
“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.
The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”
“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”
This Is 100% True!Loving the right person at the wrong time,
having the wrong person when the time is right
and finding out you love someone right after
that person walks out of your life...
And sometimes, you think you're already over a person,
but when you see them smile at you,
you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending
to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that
they will never be yours again...
For some, they think that letting go is one way
of expressing how much they love that person...
in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love
being held by someone else...
Most relationships tend to fail not because
the absence of love. Love is always present.
It's just that one was being loved too much and the
other was being loved too little...
As we all know that the heart is the center of the body
but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason
why the heart is not always right...
Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love
Drink RulesLearn it, live it, love it!
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Change your toast at least once a month.
5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. (You know who you are!!!!!!!)
8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk.
Smart HorseAgain, thanks David. Lmao
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off ac
Ghost SexA professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his
hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
Bubba replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the
podium. When he reached the f
Something I Heard TodayPhysical attractiveness will get you into the door, but personality will keep you in the house!
This is so true.
All In The MindGot this from David, Thanks! Lmao
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes
AppetizerI decided to take my lover out for a special treat. I thought dinner at a cozy tavern would be a nice way to start a very naughty evening. I await my lover somewhat nervously outside until my eyes meet his. I can tell by the way his eyes move over my body that he’s appreciative of the outfit I’d chosen to wear for him. I wore his favorite red sweater that dips provocatively low between my breasts. A short black skirt and black leather heeled boots show just enough to tease without being too obvious. He greets me with a brush across my lips and ushers me inside the restaurant. I chose this place in particular because of the delicious atmosphere. It’s very dark inside and each of the cozy booths are lit only by candlelight. As we are seated, I sit beside my lover instead of across from him as I normally would. This immediately gets his attention and I give him a very naughty look as the waiter leaves to get our drinks. He slides his hand underneath the tablecloth and caresses m
IntroductionsAs I keep stumbling across some great artists I thought I would create a separate blog for them as it didnt seem fair to lump them in with everything else so as I find them, some maybe on the site some I find elsewhere while surfing so will put the links to their art, I could upload their stuff to my pics, but to be fair it it's better if I give you their links so you can go and explore them yourselves.
QuizYou are 82% fuckable!
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Information TechnologyI was in the office at nine in the morning yesterday.
A few students came to see if we had their laptops ready to hand out. Due to the fact that we had to image all the laptops as clones for the college, it was taking us longer to get them ready. The Mac Book Pro's were easy to do. The Dell 620's needed a new wireless NIC for dual band access to our network server. That took 30mins to find out that the NIC is under the keyboard.
24+ Mac's, 34+ Dells, and a school full of angry second semester students yelling about why can't I just have my laptop.
The office started to look like a backed up Post office (on a good day).
A Funny OneA lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married
again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the
widow said.
"Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,
"Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
Lets Make It ThreeA little something a friend wrote.
"Oh, pardon me!" I blurt out as my elbow catches against you, spilling my wine on your dress. "I am so sorry!". You begin to yell about my carelessness, but as you look up at me, your demeanor changes. "It's ok - accidents happen", you say. I feel terrible and offer to help you clean up as we retire to the ladies room at the swanky hotel. We take turns dabbing at your wet dress trying to get as much of the wine up as we can. The embarrassment we felt as I dabbed the top of your dress had passed. When I saw your nipples harden beneath the thin material my breath caught in my throat. You saw my stare and reached up to rub one of your nipples. My eyes widened. "She's coming on to me," I thought. I reached my hand to your other breast and began to caress it, all the while watching your face, ready to pull it back if I caught a hint of a scowl. No scowl. Instead I see a sly smile turn up your mouth and your hand leaves your breast and finds mine. We l
I'm Feeling HornyI'm getting that familiar feeling of horniness and I have no inspiration to satisfy myself.
Do People Really Take This That Seriously?I have only been on CT for a couple of weeks so I am rookie. But the past couple of days I have noticed a couple of things that I find interesting.
The fist is a little back and forth battle between two ladies vie bulletins. I am not real clear who said what to get this little fight started but it has become a public mud slinging contest. Apparently each one has block the other so they can not communicate with each other directly. So they post bulletins about one another in hopes that others will repost them on down the line until said bulletin reaches it's intended target. Now as I said I am new to the is CT stuff so forgive me if I am wrong but if you really care enough to have this little internet battle in the first place wouldn't it be easier to unblock one another. I mean if you really want to have this argument then you could just say whatever it is that's on your mind directly to each other.
The second thing I found that intrigued me is the guy running around rating profile
My LonelyLiving inside my Lonely
Our past is all I see
I decorate my heartache
With each beautiful memory
Feeding on my Lonely
I savor the bittersweet taste
So afraid I may forget
Letting our love go to waste
Dying within my Lonely
Daring not to love again
Maybe I can forget you
But I just don't know when
Bleeding out my Lonely
Open every wound to heal
Alive now because I know
That true love isn't real
Alone without my Lonely
On the other side of Hell
Can I ever love again?
Only my Lonely will tell
as04-10-03
Roses And MastersShe struggled with her bag, her keys, and her sunglasses as she fumbled around trying to hit the 'down' button on the elevator. The cell phone in her pocket rang as the bell announced the elevators arrival, but she ignored it. Whoever it was that had decided to call her right as she was ending her shift deserved to wait for her voicemail to kick in. As she slumped against the elevator wall she exhaled deeply and closed her eyes.
He'd be home when she got there. She'd had to work late and it bothered her. This was his week to work from home and she longed to be there with him instead of pulling her normal shifts at the hospital. She could almost smell his cologne and feel his arms pulling her close to him. How wonderful it would be to get home. The elevator stopped and the bell announced her floor of the parking garage.
She slid into her car, started the engine and pulled her cell phone from her pocket. She smiled a little smile and felt a small pang of guilt for not answering w
A True American HeroThis is an excerpt from a Fallen American Soldier from my Home Area, Keizer, Oregon. He Sent this email to his freinds and family on Oct. 13, 2006. "I know that you all are in the right place this weekend. I miss you guys so much, I love being around you all, it makes the world seem like a better place. I wish I could be there but as you know I'm in Baghdad, Iraq right now, as you read this myself and gellow blue spaders of Charlie Comapny 1/26 infantry are protecting and serving our nation and keeping the freedom that every American has. We all would like to say thank you for supporting the troops, without you guys it would make our jobs harder, so I want to say thanks for all the prayers and support. If I have learned one thing well lets face it I have learned a lot but this is what I have to say... you never know how much time on Gods great planet that you really do have. So don't waste time, if you want something you have to seize the moment. I have learned that these people
Tough EnoughI am tough enough to take you.
Are you strong enough to let me?
I can manage all you throw my way?
Are you a good pitch?
I can wait longer than you can imagine.
Are you going to handle me on your mind?
I can be your dream, illusion, desire, and reality.
Can you take in all of me?
I have been known to be naughty.
Can you be my punishment?
I can be your hope, possibility, enlightenment, and challenge.
Can you be open?
I can give you more than simple pleasures.
Can you follow my lead?
I can be tempted.
Can you reel me in?
Another Nice PoemIn My Dreams
by lildevlangel ©
Tonight as I close my eyes to sleep
You'll be there in my dreams.
Just as you were the night before,
Waiting for me----it seems.
You take my hand and brush your cheek,
To wipe the tears away.
And then I see you smile at me,
In that very special way.
I feel the tenderness of your touch,
The sweetness of your kiss.
I see in your eyes the happiness
That each night---I always miss.
I feel the warmth of your body,
The soft beating of your heart,
I taste the love you so freely gave
To me---from the very start.
And tonight as I close my eyes again,
You'll be there in my dreams,
Just as you were the night before
Waiting for me
BeautifulBeautiful
Honesty is beautiful
Kindness is beautiful
Intelligence is beautiful
Talent is beautiful
Beautiful is a romance with such abundance
Beautiful are the flowers that roam the earth
Beautiful is awaking to the sound of singing birds
Beautiful is a disguise
Playing hide and seek inside and outside
Beautiful is as naked as the rising sun
Beautiful is delightful and truthful
Beautiful is the golden daylight that shines
And the taste of sweet colored red wine
Beautiful was never ever created by mistake
Beautiful is the ingredient we bake life’s cake
When all or nothing is at stake
I am beautiful
You are beautiful
We are beautiful
adapted from a poem by Sylvia Chidi
To My ChildrenI can always be with you
Even though we're miles apart
Just slowly close your eyes
I'm right inside your heart!
I'll be in every raindrop
You feel upon your face
And I'll remind you with the thunder
Sometimes, just in case!
I'll be there in the morning
and even late at night
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
To make sure you're eating right!
Soon we'll be back together
So Baby, untill then
Just remember where I'll be
Untill you're in my arms again!!
as06-15-99(vacation)
Red Neck DictionarySome Beach": Son of a B***H ( that stupid somebeach hit my car).
"Jasker": Did you ask her ( Jasker if we can go swimming)
"Swaller": Swallow ( Did ya swaller yur food?)
"yur": (Did ya swaller yur food?)
"Bettah": Better ( You bettah come back ya here)
"unkel":Uncle ( Did you see Unkel tom?)
"Lawd": Lord ( God lawd im tired!!!)
"ahmagit'n": im getting (ahmagit'n sick of hearing you talk)
"cayut": cat( Get your cayut out my yard!!)
"anar": An hour( It took me anar to get dressed)
"braht": bright ( you aint very braht!)
"rat hear" right here( if you want a cookie its rat hear!!)
"up ta":up too ( what are u up ta?)
"Hongry" : hungry ( im hongry)
"eench":inch ( thats about an eench of rain)
"yup": You up? ( yup yet?)
"preciate" : Appreciate( You dont preciate me no more)
"nanner" : Bannana " ( Monkeys eat nanners)
"mater" : Tomato( Do you like mater sammages?)
"Hawt": Hot( Dang Bo that pot was hawt!!!)
"likker": liquor( Do you got
What Do Think?? =)[b]Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"[/b]
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You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
[b]What Does Your Candy Heart Say?[/b]
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SexSex, Sex, Sex
Mission for a missionary
Missionary quite contrary
How does your garden grow
A sixty niner is always finer
Come on lets go, dont be slow
Diggy doggy, bend over
And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow
We both stand up you pretend
Youre looking over my shoulder
For a four leaf clover
We both pretend that we dont know
We sit up and face each other
We'll just sit till the cows come home
I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track
You saddle me like you would a colt
Ill just lie there try not to bolt
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
Art RequestsI wanted to say thanks to all the family, friends and fans who have supported me and my work here, you are all great. I know that some of you have made some requests which I would be happy to do but please bare in mind that I work with a total of 10 sites so there is some waiting time involved. A couple of things I require from anybody making requests.
1. permission to use your pictures (specifiy which ones)
2. large images work the best so please try to provide and or stay away from small or cropped pictures of any kind.
3. permission to feature your design on my page.
4. you are of course welcome to rip the finished design (since it is your picture to bein with)
I would also ask that if I do any work for you and you like what I do that you put out the good word about me and my page and encourage others to add me as a friend.
thanks for reading.
Its Raining OutsideIt's cold and rainy out and a good time for snuggling. I know this place that has a king size bed with a big mirror behind it. I arrive early and place candles all around the room. I have music on low and a bottle of warming massage oil by the bed. I call you at work and tell you where I'm at and what room I am in. I take a shower and put on something sexy for you. I don't have to wait long before I hear a knock at the door. I answer it and pull you inside and kiss you deeply. Tell you how much I need to feel your hands touching me and your lips tasting me. You can feel me trembling as your hands move over me. I lead you over to the bed and let you face the mirror as I stand behind you. I slowly lift your shirt over your head and kiss your back and shoulders. Let my hands run across your chest as you watch in the mirror. I love nibbling your skin. The back of your neck. Down your across your shoulders. My hands slowly slide down your stomache and across your now hardening cock. I rub y
BetrayalInsanely jealous, a price on her head
Wasting my time wishing her dead
Betrayal of love and misplacement of trust
Limitless boundaries beyond human lust
Angered frustration from your gentle kiss
Loud silent begging for love I now miss
Flashes of guilt and surges of pain
Demons inside me where memories remain
In effortless fight I laugh till I cry
So much confusion, why did you lie?
Cocaine in my tears, running so fast
Wishing and waiting...my own death at last
Loving embraces and words never spoken
Forever alone, your own heart...now broken
as03-25-99
Love For Your Mother!After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman
>>> out
>>> to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other
>>> woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you."
>>>
>>> The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who has
>>> been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three
>>> children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
>>>
>>> That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
>>>
>>> "What's wrong, are you well," she asked?
>>>
>>> My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or
>>> a
>>> surprise invitation is a sign of bad news.
>>>
>>> "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I
>>> responded. "just the two of us."
>>>
>>> She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that
>>> very much."
>>>
>>> That Friday after work, as
Driving.I'm looking at 6 months of no driving.
This is incredibly frustrating.
A car.
Right there.
And if I drive.. and get caught.
I could go to jail.
I'm too pretty for jail. :(
The Park!we meet in a park one sunny warm fall afternoon. we have been planning this for weeks and it is finally here. i see you from across the grassy lawn. I walk towards you and you towards me, our eyes lock on each other. our hearts are pounding. we come together and embrace in one long sweet kiss. we begin to walk holding hands, talking. soon we come across a side path, we take it and it dead ends at a small stream. we sit down under a tree on the leaves and start to kiss and fondle each other. it has just gotten warmer. our breathing quickens, urges start to stir down below. you feel the bulge in my pants and i feel the dampness of your sweet pussy through yours. i nuzzle your breast with my lips and bite your blouse. we are so hot and ready for each other. you unzip my pant and release my now rock hard cock, you begin to slowly kiss and lick it, it feels so good. i help you out of your pants and panties. i reach down feel the wetness of your pussy. i find your clit and slowly rub and car
Someone ElseSomeone else is watching
Every time you look away
Someone else is lonely
Wishing I could stay
Someone else holds me
Whenever I need to cry
Someone else just knows-
He never asks me why
Someone else is not afraid
To tell me how he feels
Someone else shows me
The love you won't reveal
Someone else is watching
My whole world fall apart
Someone else is stronger
He won't let you break my heart.
as09-17-01
The Tropics!We get off the plane and are greeted by the smell of ocean breezes and tropical forests. We look at each other and smile. It is a smile of things to come and what awaits us on this adventure. We get our bags and find the limo and are carried away to our hotel. We get checked in to out suite, it is glorious, living room , bedroom, the works. We are tired, but it is early, I say I am going to take a shower. I am in the shower and the door opens and you join me. We help each other lather up, washing each others back and other body parts, so that we are getting aroused. My cock has come to life and is hard in your hand as you gently stroke it. My hand fines its ways to your sweet pussy and I rub your clit, you moan. We are kissing deeply. I turn you around facing away from me, you bend over exposing your now hot pussy to me. I take you by the hips and put the head of my cock against you, you shiver and moan. I slowly enter you and feel your tightness around the head of my cock. I stop to s
Would You Let Me?you let me in the door and lead me to the bed room. unaware of what I have planned. I have seen your 4 poster bed before, and I have brought goodies to the party tonight. we stand in your room kissing and caressing and undressing. I lay you down on the bed, tell you to close your eyes. I have brought ropes all ready looped and slip your hand in and you are mine, you open your eyes and I have your other hand and it is now tied. you look surprised and anxious. you resist and ask what I am doing, i am silent. I move to your feet and tie them up. you look scared, but it is going to be OK. i start to kiss your toes and lick the top of your feet. work my way up your legs kissing and touching. you are shivering and wiggling. i near your pussy and can see a hint of wetness and can smell your sweetness. not yet, i kiss your hips around to your belly. i blow warm breath on your skin, you pull at the restraints, asking me to let you loose, but not yet, i move up to your heaving breast and nuzzle
It Is Getting Cold OutsideI know it is going to be cold there tonight. I wish I could be there to cuddle up with you and keep you warm. Lay naked in bed with our arms and legs entwhined together, skin to skin. Your back to me, my chest against your back. Your butt against my crotch. You feel my cock between you butt cheeks. You wiggle and it grows anf you feel its hardness. We lay there and play with each other, until you are wet enough. you lift your leg and allow me to put the head of my hard cock against your pussy lips. I rub it up and down to get it moist. Playing with your clit as I do. You are pushing against me, wanting it inside you. Here it comes. I slide my cock in slowly. Your moaning softly. You wiggle and move as I slide it in and out in long slow strokes. Do you like it like that, Baby?
Myspace Addyif anyone wants to add me on their myspace here is my link.
http://www.myspace.com/rhelfinstine
A Love SongIf I could write a love song
It would have the perfect rhymes
My song would say "I love you"
At least one million times
My song would have the power
To make others fall in love
It would let the whole world know
You're the one that I dream of
I'd write about your kisses
And the way you hold me tight
I would sing about your laughter
And your tenderness each night
My voice would carry sweetly
all the love that I could send
And you never will forget the words
Because my song will never end!
as02-14-00
Driving In PhoenixI got an email with the rules, here goes (for you out of town folk)
HOW TO DRIVE IN PHOENIX:
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS".
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy".
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenixhas its own
version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, EastValley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you
The Mirrorwe walk into the room ready for whatever cums our way. then I notice it, a big wall mirror. I have always wanted to watch my self as me and my lover are in the heat of it. I lead you in front of it and we start to play the game, kissing and petting, you getting wet and me getting hard. we start to undress each other. One piece of clothing at a time, stopping in between to kiss the new exposed skin. this makes us even hotter. doing this in front of the mirror. being able to see my hand slide down your curvy ass. i grab a hold and pull you tight against me. you can feel my hard cock. I watch in the mirror as you pull my cock out of my pants. you kneel down and start to tease me with your tongue. the view in the mirror is so good, so different, I almost loose it, but you are good and know when to ease up to make it last. we move a chair in front of the mirror, you sit down, I am on my knees now, doing a muff dive like you have never had. I kiss you up and down your thighs, just brushing y
In A Quiet Place...In a quiet place
You can hear me cry
I know all the answers
But I still ask why.
I believe in nothing
Yet I refuse to fail
I'm aboard the ship
But I can't set sail.
I wished on a star
That never came true
I betrayed myself
When I trusted in you.
I was two steps ahead
Then backwards I ran
To lose my soul
In the arms of a man.
I fake a good smile
And I'm happy alone
I pray now for strength
And a heart made of stone...
...But in a quiet place
You can still hear me cry.
01-22-02
First MeetingYou open the door for me, wearing a tank top and panties. I take you in my arms, you feel my muscles, I kiss you deeply and hard. I feel your breasts against me, I want to kiss them and taste them. You feel my cock starting to get hard against your now wet pussy. We shut the door and move inside, kissing and carressing each other. I back you up against the wall, we are french kissing sucking on each others tounges. Rubbing our bodies together. My cock is hard and your panties are soaked. You undo my pants and pull them down, I am commando and my cock jumps out at you, you grab it and go down on your knees and kiss the tip of my cock, it jumps again. You take it in your mouth and start sucking it. It feels so good. you suck and kiss and lick it until I shoot a hot load of cum in your mouth, you savor it and continue to suck it until I am done squirting my juices. You stand up and I kiss you deep again tasting myself in your mouth. We move over to the couch and remove the rest of our clo
YesterdayYesterday you held me
Safely in your arms
With an empty whispered promise
To my soul you wouldn't harm
Yesterday you kissed me
And just as I closed my eyes
You became a total stranger
My best friend was a disguise
Yesterday you left me
Breaking my poor heart in two
I held the pieces in my hand
Because I'd put my trust in you
Yesterday you watched me
Pack my life and walk away
Hoping you'll never forget
When I loved you yesterday.
02-22-03
Drugs For Woman++ DRUGS FOR WOMEN ++
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>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
hours.
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>EMPTYNESTROGEN
>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
>of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they
>moved out!
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>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
>unconscious for up to two days.
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>PEPTOBIMBO
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>an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>prevents conception.
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>DUMBEROL
>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
>enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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All My Cherry ChumsSo hook a girl up, man ! I see all tha cool morph pics on here , how do i do sum? Thanx !
Sunset....a Response To Greywolf's SunriseSunset,
And the Day ends
in glorious rays,
Sunset,
of another day
Without you....
But as the moments pass
I feel every tear that falls
in my sunset.....
The sunset and you.
Weary heart,
See from my heart
to yours.
I am seeking
for love
and all it entails
But from this moment till the end
My sheath will be my friend
And I'll love you
For all of time beyond
Sunset, ease my soul
Bring me home....complete me once more
Sunset...
The Beginning Of An End ... If Only ...This article can be found at http://www.americandaily.com/article/12389. I just thought it was interesting among other things. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Home of the Brave?
By John Steinsvold (03/14/06)
Economists concede that economics is an inexact science. What does that mean? Perhaps it means their economic forecast is better than yours or mine. Recently, economic indicators have been rising and people have their fingers crossed. Economists have given us reason to hope that the job market will improve and that the stock market will continue on a steady climb. Yet, the newspapers continue to report more layoffs and more jobs going overseas.
Meanwhile, our economy is getting more and more complex. We associate complexity with progress for some ungodly reason. The following problems, however, have become inherent in our economy. What does that mean? It means they will be around for a while:
Needless poverty, unemployment, inflation, the threat of depression,
Contest Ends At 10pm Tonight! Help!Please help me out. Signature tags for everyone who votes. If you have voted for me please let me know so I can Make you a tag. I dont want to leave anyone out! Contest ends at 10pm tonight!
Come vote for me in GHOST'S CT WIFE. PLEASE COME AND COMMENT BOMB ME!!! and rate pic. IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. I will make a Sig tag for everyone who votes for me. Tag will be made just for you. Nobody's tag will be the same. Just send me a private message letting me know you voted with the name you want on your tag. If you Leave over 100 votes You will get 2 sig tags. If you help me out each day and repost my bulletins till the contest ends you will get 2 sig tags, extras to go along with one of your tags (i.e. thanks for the add, awesome, welcome, etc etc) AND a Valentine's Day Tag made for you to send to all your friends. THANKS A BUNCH! Please repost for me. (If there is anyone who has been voting for me and i havent gotten to you about your tag please let
SorryI just wanted everyone to know I am sorry for not visiting your profile often. I have a sloooooow dsl connection and it takes forever to load the pages. I will have to just click on the shout box often until I can get this thing to move faster. Thanks for anyone who has visited my profile or left comments
Us And ThemJust really like this pink floyd song it is copyrighted if you dont know what that means than do some learning lol
Us, and them
And after all were only ordinary men.
Me, and you.
God only knows its noz what we would choose to do.
Forward he cried from the rear
And the front rank died.
And the general sat and the lines on the map
Moved from side to side.
Black and blue
And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end its only round and round.
Havent you heard its a battle of words
The poster bearer cried.
Listen son, said the man with the gun
Theres room for you inside.
I mean, theyre not gunna kill ya, so if you give em a quick short,
Sharp, shock, they wont do it again. dig it? I mean he get off
Lightly, cos I wouldve given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...i mean good manners
Dont cost nothing do they, eh?
Down and out
It cant be helped but theres a lot of it
Wednesday ... Jan. 31Another busy day. I need to drive over 75 miles to my home office to have my laptop looked at by our techs. I also need to get to a breakfast meeting first thing this morning to discuss last minute activities before our fundraising kickoff tomorrow morning. And then rush back home to pick up my son by 11:30 am since he has a half day of school today.
So little time in my day and so much to do.
Can You Make The Right Choice?You should never go into a new relationship with expectations for someone that is impossible for that person to achieve. I believe that people of today don't take enough time to actually learn their partner before becoming seriously involved. Nobody really wants to be involved in a relationship with a selfish person, but we always go for the good looking high maintenance people. You have to think, that person really takes pride in the way they look. So that would tell you they have to be somewhat selfish or egotistic to put so much time into themselves. On the flip side someone who give's you the world and everything they have to offer be it time or money, we tend to think less of them and take them for granted if they tend not to have the look we desire. I believe we are all guilty of this, but if you had the choice today what would you choose?
Little Johnny AgainA grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family
went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My
family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she hadbeen burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
Screw You Guys...i'm Goin' Home.Women are a never-ending source of amazement to me; the more they cry out for attention, the more they get it from me and then it's like I'm hearing the crickets chirp. Fine...you know what? You don't have the time for me, I don't have the time for you. It doesn't take an Einstein to know when you've been chatting with your buddies and flirting...I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. There's no need to blow sunshine up my ass and say things you really don't mean. If all you want is an ego-boost, let me know ahead of time...I'll be as pleasantly insincere as I can be just so you can feel better about yourself...cuz it's all about you...right?
A Dream That Will Never Come Truea kiss that will never be again
a day we can never relive
a love never to be felt again
a bond to never be felt again
a heartache that will stay with me until my dying day.
my heart aches for the taste of your lips
I ache to hear your voice
i ache to feel a love lost.
I cant stand the thought of you being out of my life
if anything where to happen
id be lost
another piece of my heart will be taken with you
i claimed to love others before you
but that was a lie
your my morbid to my angel
you saved my soul for yours needs is tourtured
for i know it will never be again
my love will never die
So this morning I had a dream I loved but I know it will never be! I went up to Detoit, single or taken I do not know. I am in detroit, Thuged out, loose form fitting jeans, my pink DC's, and a twizted tee and a white bandana plus super cute hair. well anywho I was spending the day with my ex Dani and his crew incl. his baby momma! Who is a prego in the dream.Dani wont get off o
Sorry Gone So LongI'm back, sorry gone for so long, I wasnt able to log on, looked like site was down or something. I am able tobe on now, I love Cherry Tap and keepinmg in touch, but its been a pain to log on, and when I could, it kicked me off, so I gave up for a short time. Miss ya'll so please forgive me, I'm not ignoring you, just been a pain to log on. mail me if you like to. or, you can e-mail me at my yahoo address to make it more easier, that one is ,,, kurt_wilkinson2000@yahoo.com ,,,, just in case this site gets too slow to log onto, thank you for your time. :}
Class Project Gone WrongAn elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents.
They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants.
The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze.
The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process.
It was great fun!
They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home.
The cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home instead.
The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time!
May the rest of your day be the best of your day!
Fords Grand Rapids FuneralPresident
Gerald R. Ford
Tribute
Grand Rapids, MI
Jan. 3 2007
5:16 PM
Grand River Fly By
21 F-15's
Missing Man Formation
Missing Man formation over the Grand River. A large part of the Air Force has viewed this and would like the Person who made this video to come forward. This video has touched many and all would like to thank the person responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7hk-5-K5a4
Iraq Bound!!!To all my cherries out there in cherryland, I wanted to let you know that duty has called!!! I'm headed to Iraq!!! I solicit your prayer's, for those that believe insuch, for me and the troops. Keep it real back in the states. I shall return!!!
Week 7HELLO EVERYONE TIME FOR THE WEEKLY UPDATE I LOST ANOTHER 4 POUNDS THIS WEEK EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT IM EXCITED I CANT WAIT TO LOSE MORE I HAVE TO START BUYING NEW CLOTHES BUT IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT BECAUSE I WILL ONLY BE IN THEM A SHORT TIME AND HAVE TO BUY MORE BUT IM DOING IT CHEAP BECAUSE THAT IS ALOT OF MONEY TO SPEND ON CLOTHES TO BE BUYING EVERY SO OFTEN AND NOT WEARING THEM THAT LONG BUT IT FEELS GREAT TO BE SHRINKING OUT OF THEM WELL THANKS AGAIN TO ALL THAT ARE SUPPORTING ME HUGS AND KISSES
NYCKI
BereavementI lost two members of my family today. Ok, it was only on CT, but fuck, two is a bit extreme. I'll never let anyone that close again (tear trickles down cheek)
Pit BullsPITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
Stop Electing Bubba.Listen, folks, it's time to stop sending Bubba to the White House. Suppose you (or you-uns, you all, y'all, or yawl) conquer a country and demolish its government. That country has no history of legitimate law enforcement nor trustworthy courts. Which of your government agencies would you put in charge of creating, installing, and training real police and real courts? Would it be the Department of Justice, which has some of the world's best police and trainers (FBI and US Marshalls), with more than two centuries experience at jurisprudence? I might do that, and so might you, but we're silly. We'd hire a dentist to do dentistry and a plumber to do plumbing. The Bubba in DC decided not to do that. First, he hired a dentist to do plumbing. The State Department was put in charge of recruiting and training police and putting together courts. That failed miserably, as anyone with at least three firing brain cells would have been able to predict. Okay, so the dentist turned out to be a miser
Nfl New Decision(must Read)The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many Layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs, They will be known as the..........TAMPACKS.
Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string...
Whoo Hoo!!!PLEASE come leave me comments!! I will return the favor! I'm only 1500 behind first and still in 2nd! Thank you everyone for all your help. I know bombing sucks and if you don't have time to can you please at least repost this for me.. That alone is a huge help! Thank you!!
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Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Nothing Version)Music Video Codes By Music Video Code
Why Am I Freakinf Horny All The Time!!!!Ok I am about 12 weeks pregnant and I am going crazy. I am HORNY all the time... Its gotten to the point that if I dont find someone soon... I might sleep with my ex husband just to get some relief!!! I havent had sex since the night I got pregnant and this is really starting to kill me. Masterbating and phone sex just isn't cutting it anymore!! Im gonna go to Fasinations later today and buy some toys to see if that helps, if not, oh god I dont know what I am going to do.... Anyone have any advise??
When I Was 17 It Was 1983In 1983 when I was 17 years old I gave a little baby girl up for adoption at the command of my mother. Where I grew up you did what you were told if you knew what was good for you so I did. That just happens to have been 23 years ago. Well in October 2006 I made myself a "myspace" to keep an eye ermmm no "spy" on my son and my niece (she lives with us) well anyway I made this "myspace" thing and I started getting fair at it posting photos seeing what my kids were up to checkin' out stuff in my home town and it happened, one day I logged on to find a message saying "Does the date September 5,1983 mean anything to you?" Well if it does then you are probably my biological mother." OH my GOD I can't hardly think about this still without getting all choaked up even still. Well it was true that date did mean something to me and she REALLY AND TRUELY was the one I left behind. She really was the girl I had been missing her WHOLE ENTIRE life but NO MORE People she is BEAUTIFUL and she is smart
(taken From Shellbbw)The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.
Single or Taken: Taken
Eye color: hazel
Shoe size: 8 1/2
Height: 5 foot 3 inches
What are you wearing right now? a pair of black pants a pink top and socks
Righty or lefty: Righty.
Can you make a dollar in change right now: umm yeah
Best place to go for a date: dunno never been on a real one
FAVORITES
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Kind of pants: lounge pants
Number: 13
Animal: pig
Drink: coke
Month: October
Juice: Cranapple or Crangrape
Favorite movie: The Note Book, Rent
Have You Ever...
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Bungee Jumped?: nope
Made yourself throw-up?: Yeah
Eaten a hotdog?: Yeah
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yes.
ChoicesChoosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
Hppy HumpdayHump day and my birthday today big 38 yrs old. I still act 30 lol Have a good day my friends..Lorie
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Did You Know??Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.
Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Now, you know everything you need to know!
In A Woman's EyesIn A Woman’s Eyes
There is something about a woman’s eyes
Plucked from the heavens, stolen from the skies
There could be a twinkle, a sparkle or shine
Look deep within them and get lost in time
As beautiful as a sunset, accenting a smile
Glowing like evening and lasting for miles
Mirrors of time and lessons that are learned
They gaze into your heart making fires burn
They speak in volumes without uttering a word
Wanting and longing, feelings unheard
Full of compassion and beauty and grace
They are the windows of a beautiful face
Look into her eyes and see the one you adore
When walking away, you stop and want more
As are the treasures not measured by wealth
For its there in her eyes that you find yourself
Binary Explosives (scary Stuff)Subject: This will scare the hell out of you
Binary Explosive Device:
Many people dismissed the danger of carrying tooth paste and the like aboard an aircraft. Here's the reason. Witness the explosive power contained in one drop of binary explosive and consider the results of detonating a tooth paste tube size of binary aboard an aircraft.
Most importantly, the recipe for this material is available on the
Internet. In case you need to be reminded why you should be
concerned about terrorists.
Learn from yesterday, live for today,
hope for tomorrow.
The Persuite Of Sanity....what A Joke....So this weekend kindda sucked...my papa had a stroke..my brother in law a heart attack....I got reunited with this guy who is amazing and wonderful...the problem...I'm still in love with someone else. who just happens to think that I broke it off with him to be with this new guy. I'm not that kindda girl. I've been cheated on and I know how much it sucks so why the heck would i do it to someone else. I haven't slept much since last Thursday night. Friday we had to make a mad run up to South Dakota to help with me necies. Then we had to make a mad dash back Down here to be with papa. To be with papa. let me rephrase that so I could be with papa. no one else wanted to go up there. So I was in the ICU waiting room alone. Fun not. But it's ok. He's better. He auctally called me dolly last night. This was after asking for granny (whose been gone since 95) and not knowing me. Sunday I think I talked to joe...who I broke it off with. Not because of kevin...because of distance and I thought he
About MeNice site so far.
I'm single mother of 2 grown kids.
I love HARLEYS, loud bikes,
friends, family and long trips.
I am getting my own Harley this year!!!!!
Easiest 1-week Blast Contest Ever?I'm new here, so maybe this isn't the easiest contest ever, but it's still pretty easy...no commenting, just creativity.
Do you know of someone whose life would be helped by a 1-week blast on this site? Could be yourself, could be someone you know. If so, send me a message explaining the particulars and I will select one lucky winner on Feb 13, in time for Valentine's day and give them said blast at no cost to them.
Decision will be based on sincerity, need, rationale, and so forth, and will be subjective. Flattery and bribery are not required, but prolly wouldn't hurt :)
Sometimes You Just Have To LaughI've never been a big fan or winter. In fact, I'd like it better if we could have the snow without the cold...lol.
We've been under a lake effect snow warning for the last 24 hours or so, and you'd think if anything was going to go wrong that it would have happened last night, right? Wrong lol.
First, I'm up about a half hour before the alarm was supposed to go off. I get online and my sweety is up early too. The schools are closed due to the weather so I decide to go over to Roo's early. The morning really did start off well.
We have coffee and talk for a few, then its time to get ready for work. We were leaving a few minutes early because of the roads. As luck would have it I managed to get stuck...the road hadn't been plowed yet, I wonder if it'll be plowed by this afternoon...lol...and stayed stuck for 10 or 15 minutes (or so it seemed)..he's doing everything he can think of to get the car unstuck.
Somewhere in all of this, he gets the idea to try and push my car with his
Attention Angel Family MembersI am currently working on a Website in connection to the Angel Family.
It is going to have stuff like:
Member Birthday Reminders
Current Members
Members Photo Cards
A Link To The Family Lounge (On Cherry TAP)
And More...
Here is the link to the site Click Here
*This site is NOT complete*
Is A Rose Just A Rose?Red Says Romance
The red rose tells your valentine, "I love you." A vibrant and dramatic color, it stands for romance and passion. It's the perfect choice for your true love, the love of a lifetime or someone you want to get the message that it's time to get serious.
White Says Innocence
A white rose tells your angel of a valentine that they're simply "heavenly," and it's a great color choice for the romantic in your life. White roses also stand for innocence, which makes it a perfect color choice for dads to give daughters or sons to their moms.
Pink Says Grace
Send deep pink roses and you're telling that someone special you appreciate their graceful style and gentle nature. Send them light pink roses and you're saying, "I really admire you." This rose color is just the right choice to send to someone with love "from your secret admirer."
Yellow Says Friendship
Bright, sunny yellow roses symbolize friendship, affection and joy. Send your best friend a bunch of these stunn
Party? Not If You Love Your Girlfriend I GuessIt has been 3 weeks since i have hung out with my friends last night there was a get together a friend texted me at 723 wanting to know if i wanted come over and drink i was almost off work and had not made solid plans with Baby C and i had not party in 3 weeks. When i told Baby C she flipped out and told me that she was sorry that she wasn't what i wanted. I just wanted 1 night with my friends is this too much to ask.
PreciousHow precious is life, really? Do the people in your life really know you? Does everyone know how you truly feel about them? How happy are you, really?
It’s amazing how things happen and you never suspect it. You never know how precious life is until it’s gone. Incidentally you don’t know what is going on with the person setting next to you at the office or at the dinner table. Some of the happiest people on the surface are in horrible pain on the inside; so many of us take life for granted. I know all of us are busy in our own lives and things get so routine, but today stop to tell someone you love them. Not the same old way you do everyday when you get off the phone or rush out of the house. Take a minute today to reflect on how important the people in your life really are.
A friend of mine took his own life yesterday, which none of us saw coming. He was what we thought a happy person. At 39 years of age he decided he couldn’t go on anymore. I wonder how you get to that point.
I Am Finally Leaving IraqMe and my guys are finally leaving iraq within the next 2 weeks finally after 13 months thanks for all the soldier support over the last months........remember to not forget other soldiers over here a simple hi can make them feel better when faced with iraq
Hi Friends Fans And Familyhi every body this is my secound blog entry hope that u all o.k have a great time and pls. dont forget to stop by and see hello
I Fell For It Again...Well looks like I am the fool again. I thought we had a deal, if there was someone else we were interested in we'd tell the other person. Well I guess I missed it. I hope it works for you, and I also hope that we can still talk and be friends.
This Is So Disgustingthis is so disgusting!! there is this guy on msn who is so crazy on him!! he maybe is like 30-50 years old and he keeps on finding love from me he even pretended to be a 9 years old boy!!! saw him webcam EEW!! blocked him!! don't post a comment here!!
To Handle MeLOOKING FOR A GUY WHO IS NOT SCARED OF LETTING ME DOWN HIT ME UP SO I CAN HAVE SOME FUN
As The Days Go By....the slower fucking time goes.
bloody hell...im going crazy...
yesterday ended up falling alseep at noon...because my heart wouldn't let me rest until it rememinded me of him. & all the while i lay there the tears began to fall as my mind sloftly wondered, "is this really worth it all?" but the moment after my mind says this i hear my heart call out, "dont you start with that pity shit. hes working so hard for this and he misses you like crazy. you've lasted this long, dont give up."
[[screams]] ok im better now. my head hurts..i woke up too damn early. i need to get out of this house before it pushes me off the proverbial cliff.
on the birght side...when i did manage to fall asleep i wasnt covered and i wasnt holding anything and my door was locked. but when i woke up i was snuggling up against the monkey sean gave me and i was all tucked in with the softest blanket ever. its not the best way to wake up ::that would be waking up and seeing sean there:: but its pretty dam
Parton Vs. Queen ElizabethDolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.The angel said "Unfortunately, there*s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said,"Look at these, they*re the most perfect breasts God ever created,and I*m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day,for eternity."The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it,without saying a word.The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God*s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to m
To Be 6 AgainA man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day ! He put her on every
ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything
there was. Five hours Later they staggered out
of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her
stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she
wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed
A Love Story Lol*A LOVE STORY *
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,"What did you steal?"**She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The
judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
One Flaw In WomenOne Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft,
Flowers For Algernon.50 Off The Wall Questions
1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
FUCK, IN ONE FORM OR ANOTHER.
2. Do You Own An Ipod?
HELL NO.
3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?
UUUUMMMM, SHAUN, OR TONY RECENTLY.
4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
IT VARIES.
5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
NAH, TO MUCH DRAMA.
6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
NEVER WEAR FLIP FLOPS.
7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
BOTH ARE FINE.
8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
CLERKS II. I'M TAKING PORCH MONKEY BACK BITCHES!!
9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
UNFORTUNATLY.
10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
NOT A DAY GOES BY.....
11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
NAH, WASTE OF MONEY.
12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player?
SWAGGER BY FLOGGING MOLLY.
13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
NEITHER, MILK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
I'
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I can't wait to hear back from all of my FANS!...or see you in my world...hhhmmmm?!...Enjoying all the dirty pleasures we can as I am enjoying all day t
The Truth About The Ladies RoomWhen you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women,
so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check
for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door
opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.
You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. The dispenser
for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy,
but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one,
but there isn't - so you carefully but quickly drape it around your neck,
(Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down
your pants, and assume "The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless
thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly
hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold
"The Stance." To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for
what you disco
Go DeeperRomans 11:33
“O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are His judgments, and His ways past finding out!”
We must guard ourselves against lowering the standard of God’s Word to our level of understanding or political correctness.
And we must guard ourselves against raising our standard of tradition above the standard of His Word.
The Bible is not meant to be paraded past the judgment bar of your mind.
You can argue with it, but why?
You can pick up and read any other book, but this is the book that reads you.
It pulsates with life and power.
It cuts, burns, crushes, and wields mountain-moving power.
His Word has a life of its own.
It is the voice of God to you.
You cannot refuse it, deny it, distort it, or dilute it.
You can only bow before it.
When was the last time you studied the history behind the Word of God?
Search the Internet or go to a bookstore or your church’s library and study how the translations wer
HottieThis is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!!
Do i look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no
Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no
Am I?
[] beautiful!
[] sexy
[] fine
[] pretty
[] iight
[] ugly!
Do you think i still have my v card?
[] yes
[] no
[] dont know!
I look like..
[] a player
[] a slut
[] a whore
[] a hubby/wifey type
[] a one time thing
[] a next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] date me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no
what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] Hub
Upsetness!!! & Confusedness!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okies lets see where 2 start.... I have had several new ppl come into my life recently...one of which is my current boyfriend....he seems like a really nice guy from what i know so far...i really care about him and everything but sometimes i have to question him cause ever sence the first time we meet i have only seen him a total of 5 times. I give him credit we do talk everyday on the phone, but a girlfriend would like to see her boyfriend a lil more than like once a week or so. We havn't even had a real date. Yea these may be just lil things but those lil things do count. Well my boyfriend was talking to my bro's mom before me and him got together....now she is telling me a bunch of shit that really upsets me and pushes me further from my b/f and i want to get closer to him. I have had no idea what to do cause the one person i could just sit down and say hey i need some advice is the person i need the advice about. I really care about my boyfriend and i really care about my bro's mom
Friends"""If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you dont send this to at least 10 people...you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation...so send this to all of your friends and let them know you care
FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS
ONCE U LET THEM GO
U CANT GET THEM BACK SO IM GOING TO TIE U TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE U.
SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS INCLUDING
ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK
Booyawell this is odd, diffrent from vf better than myspace..
umm well off to look around, so hello to everyone.
Positive Or Negative...we All Get Choices DailyGood Morning. How are you? There is a skit on the web site called you tube from a cut or two of the Ellen DeGeneres show from a lady in Austin Texas..My god I laughed my ass off. If you get a chance open this clip up. Do yourself a favor. This woman is just a hoot. The web address is below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1lDBx1gBww It is way to funny to be made up but, as we all know people will do what ever for their two minutes of fame. AKA America’s Funniest Videos
Snow, Cold more snow and more cold are in the forecast for us here. Happy Day. I sound like I had one of those new Dunkin Donut sandwiches where the guy is happy no matter what. He walks out of his house and notices he has a dent in his car..Oh look a New dent, it’s a goofy radio commercial. I am not real sure it is restricted to just radio only it may be a TV ad too. He has a positive attitude over all his downfalls that morning due to him eating a Croissant with Cheddar and Maple Sausage and Scrambled Eggs. Dang I
College Bound - CoclusionPart 6
Sarah lay on the cold tile floor of the shower room. She was shivering. Her naked, wet body had taken on a slightly bluish hue as the cold air of the room, combined with her wet skin, lowered her body temperature to unbearable levels. If not for the rope wound around her head and between her jaws, her teeth would have been chattering madly.
The hogtie that she had been left in was now truly agonizing. The cotton rope the men had tied her with had an interesting property of which they were all unaware. It had been thoroughly soaked by the shower, and as it had slowly dried out, the rope had begun to shrink. It tightened slowly, steadily; further increasing the strain on her muscles. The rope that wrapped around her head squeezed her skull tightly. The length that ran back from her head to her feet had shortened, pulling her unwilling body so that her back arched and the soles of her feet rested against her wet hair. The ropes that circled her torso had tightened unti
Proof I Dont Like You!!!!ok there was something written here that would have got this account deleted and me running for the border to get away from the feds so i deleted it!But it involved this wonderful scene lol
well what can i say i'm a vampire at my core..... I need that sweet taste of blood! i swore i would only do it when the moon is full but i just need that taste!
but well i need to taste that sweet tang again so i will have to go hunting i think!
ok time to be serious i think.... i'm getting pissed cos im being controlled by my demons and i don't like it! but i don't want to lose them! so i just keep my mouth shut and well ignore it..... but i feel so cold inside and well it hurts! and what can i say!... its just not good to feel this way!
oh and there is some one on fucking livespaces that i hate! you prolly don't even know who you are? your a fucking shit! and im sick of even saying hello!..... dark gods i just hope you die painfully!..... very painfully!
but then you think your life sucks
Opinion ... My DawnI am in love with Love ... and my Dreams of Love give ME away for all to see ... I am transparent ...
..... MY DAWN
Imagination
bends perception,
the world is seldom what it seems.
Reality and fantasy
blend endlessly in Dreams.
Last night I dreamed reality,
You asked me questions urgently;
and in the dawn,
when my Dreams were gone,
I found these words you scribed for me.
“Where comes the secret smiles we share?
The warmth of laughter touched with care?
The faster beating of our hearts,
Each casual meeting always starts?”.
“Where comes the words you share with me?
What guides your pencil endlessly?
And what is there in poetry
that stirs my feelings happily?”
… “Oh, is there Love in life for me?” …
Here is my reply:
“Bringing Life to Life, blends Love with Life; a symmetry of ecstasy; a mortal form of poetry!" ”
Life is poetry in motion:
imagination in the night;
anticipation in the light;
an energetic rhythmed rime
that spans the Universe with
Good Morning, Folks!! ("hair" Style)....LOL...
This brings back memories of when I accompanied my 7th grade choir by playing this song on the piano. My piano objected to me playing such far-out and non-classical form of music to the point that I eventually moved to another piano teacher who taught me how to play jazz music....
Hope all are having a good morning this morning and staying as warm as possible. Keep focused upon the warmth of the sunshine that will soon be forthcoming to us. :D
(((HUGS TO ALL!!)))
What Not To SayMichael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's just come in his shorts.
· Ken
Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use
Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
· Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
· Jack
Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
he wished he had a hard on now."
· Chris
Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This
Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed
last night."
· Winning
Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable
lead: "Tony has a
Sun Shininghello cherries my sexy friends at first and my familly and my fans all am care about them much love for all of u my ladies i wish from my heart only one to see all of u happy and good always about all the the people in the c.t i want to say it is really nice to meet some from all of u
, GOOD MORNING, GOOD AFTERNOON, GOOD EVENING,
WE HAVE DIFFERENT IN OUR TIME SO
I SAY THAT FOR ALL OF U IT IS MY MORNING RITE NOW WITH MY BEST WISHES AND ALL MY LOVE CHERRIES
TRIBLE_XXX-ALFA-FOX-99
I Wanna CryI've been on here for a long time and no one has given me a gift yet. No one ever trys to talk to me or anything they just add me too get more points or something. Oh well I will just cry myself to sleep...or not......
Mummers Who Are Getting Out Of Hand -- Beware!SCRAPPER@ CherryTAP has posted a bulletin making it well known about the CT policy on NSFW action on Mumms:
Greetings Cherries:
It is NOT a conspiracy! To avoid MuMM abuse our system will auto block you from making MuMMs if one of your MuMMs is deleted for NSFW content.
Please do NOT post anything with NSFW content or attacking another member. This is nothing personal. It is designed to help keep the community free of riff raff. If you do get banned from MuMM's, it is not a life sentence. Please read our Terms of Service and our FAQ. When you finish, email CherryTAP Support and request that your MuMMs be turned back on. If you continue to abuse MuMMs, you will lose your privilege indefinitely.
Thanks
Personally, I have seen some really edgy Mumms that were really borderlining on the obscene. I am glad that they are taking some of a stance on this.
They are not making it a secret on how they feel. :)
Thank YouTo feel your body next to mine
To taste your kisses just like wine
I felt your warmth come through to me
Your passion felt like ecstasy
Though miles apart I feel your touch
Your warm embraces mean so much
Thank you Master for all you do
Making me feel so close to you
Too FarLOST IN A CAR SHE DROVE THINKING OF A LOST LOVE,A GUY WHO HAD COME CLOSE BUT YET SO FAR''',....WITH HIM SHE WAS REAL,SHE WAS HONEST,SHE WAS FREE,NOW WHERE IS SHE''',...SHES LOST ON A ROAD NOWHERE GOING NOWHERE...O HOW SHE WONDERED''TURN BACK?'',...BUT SHE COULDNT,,SHE WAS GONE,,,,
Unbelievable.Just have a look. It's incredible what people can get away with:
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
So much for tolerance!
Friendsmary simons (31/01/2007 04:39:22): A friend is someone true and for real, A friend is someone who means a great deal. A friend won't hurt you, A friend won't lie, A friend will never permanantly say good-bye. A friend is there through the good times and bad, A friend is there to cheer you up when your sad. A friend is always there with a shoulder to cry on, A friend is always there that you can rely on. So, friend if you ever need someone honest and true, Just remember ill always be here for you
Default Flashing Pictures....Got to admit that I like this approach better than the morphing images...
Katetastic@ CherryTAP
What do you think???
Update 1/31/07Well, folks, looks like I am gonna meet the man I have devoted my heart to on the 10th of February. He should be stepping off the plane about 2pm central time and has decided to come to me. That means he is coming to me rather than me meeting him at the airport. I think he likes the thrill of actually finding my place on his own...lol Go figure, I am the same damn way. We also have decided to purchase "commitment rings". They are ONLY a symbol of our togetherness. They are NOT engagement rings! They are a cheaper, but still, a classy way to say to ANYONE that doesn't know us, that we ARE taken and love each other very much. The engagement thing, well, let's just say, it personally scares the shit outta me cuz of all the divorces I have seen my friends go through. I am just happy with the cute rings we are getting and that's that for now. His ex-wife is freakin' and thinks we are getting engaged...lmao We think she is a fuckin' joke anyways...haha So we decided to spend Vale
Giving Aunt Vanessa A HandI was just 15, school was out for summer and my two best friends were away for a couple of weeks. I’d nothing else to do except bum around at home just playing computer games, visiting porn sites and jerking off three or four times a day. It wasn’t really surprising that mom eventually got mad at me and told me to stop mooching around the house and do something useful. “Get out from under my feet and go round to Aunt Vanessa’s and see if she can give you something to do.”
Aunt Vanessa was mom’s older sister aged about forty. She had come back to town a week or so ago after getting divorced and she was renting a house whilst she got things sorted. At least that’s what mom said. “You can help her fix things up or move furniture or do some painting. There must be something she can find you to do that’s better than playing on that computer all day. You are such a misery with your friends away.” A couple of minutes later she had phoned Aunt Vanessa and sent me on my way. Mom was really g
Senses Of YouMusic, a velvet whisper,
or your voice?
Desire, torment,
or your touch?
Rose, myrrh,
or your bouquet?
Ambrosia of the gods,
or your taste?
An angel, Venus,
or your radiance?
It was the passion
and desire of my heart!
Let The Breeze BlowA breeze softly touched me
as I strolled to nowhere
in particular,
reflecting me.
My dreams faded
from decisions
of powers that be,
not contemplated
by rational thought,
but greed and duplicity.
The fog of uncertainty
clouds my presence
and I wonder
if I am alive.
Am I that piece,
pounded to fit,
now tattered, discarded,
edges worn from
too many tries to please,
now replaced by
a more comfortable norm?
Where now, is my place,
my niche?
Whose puzzle do I complete?
Perhaps I'll ask the breeze
that blows,
softly touching me.
Tryna Figure This Out LolNov 05- Do i count??
DEC 05-1
jan 06-2
feb 3
march 4
april 5
may 6
june 7
july 8
aug 9
sept 10
oct 11
nov 12 .. = one year
dec 13
Jan 14
okies yeah Year and almost 3 months.. woot woot lol i wuv him
Consider A WomanWhen I consider a woman,
softness comes to mind.
From tip to toe,
their magic, compressed by nature
into an exquisite form.
Her aura, falling to
a lip sensitive nape.
Mother loving eyes
brightened by lips that
shape our moods.
Shoulders, on which to cry
or comfort with hugs.
Breast, those nourishing breasts,
for young and old,
for bold teasing
or hidden as treasures.
Life giving hips,
the essence of a woman,
from there all springs forth
and casts out allure
for our attention.
Who would doubt the strength
of limbs, magnified in high heeled beauty
attracting our manhood,
holding our world.
Yes, she is soft, but
do not underestimate her
strength and omnipotent power,
when you Consider a Woman.
Re Going OfflineI would like to thank The Four friends who, found away to keep in touch when I go Off line. You didnt hesitate to make a way I could get hold off you, and for that I thank you from the bottom of My heart. SOME i gave details to may get intouch others Have no intentions off keeping in touch. Im a friend on here and thats all. And to all those who have constantly ignored me YOU WILL BE DELETED. 5 have already gone and the rest off you will follow. Thanks to all my true friends
What Men Really Want!!!!guys think that they want this fine ass girl who will cook clean and do as there told but if they ever find that girl they treat them like shit and end up not wanting them.
if a girl wants to have sex all the time most dudes become bored. I t is really the chase that they love so much and when a women is independent is the sexiest thing. i love a girl who has no problem telling where to go and how to get there!!! Most guys problem is that they don't no themselfs they really don't know what they want in a women. people really need to take the time to get to know who they really are. not theperson they want to project. for everybody who actually took the time to read this thank you and please take the time to get to know yourself and ask yourlsef what do i want outof this life????
Rockefeller Admits 9/11 Hoax----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Dalibor
Date: Jan 30, 2007 6:23 PM
Aaron Russo: Nick Rockefeller's Predictions & Admissions
thx Susan
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Susan
Date: Jan 30, 2007 4:02 PM
Big hugs and great gratitude to Mike4freedom(Power 2 The People), Shane (Infoseekr) and Brian for this very revealing interview!
Rockefeller Admitted Elite Goal Of Microchipped Population Hollywood director Russo goes in-depth for first time on the astounding admissions of Nick Rockefeller, including his prediction of 9/11 and the war on terror hoax, the Rockefellers' creation of women's lib, and the elite's ultimate plan for world population reduction and a microchipped society Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Monday, January 29, 2007 Hollywood director and documentary film maker Aaron Russo has gone in-depth on the astounding admissions of Nick Rockefeller, who personally told him that the elite's ultim
Let's Get Sum More****** NEED MORE ENTRIES ******
HEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST.
~** RULES **~
.
COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED
.
YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF
.
PIMP YOURSELF
.
NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN !
.
WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO.
.
I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH.
***** PRIZE ******
PRIZE(S) WILL BE BOUGHT FROM CHERRY GIFT SHOP AND ALL MONEY EARNED FROM CO
With All The Investigations Into Fraud, Theft, & Incompetence In Congress Bush & Cheney Have To Start A War With Iran To Save Their Own Asses* * Important - Please Rate This Blog
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With All The Investigations Into Fraud, Theft, & Incompetence In Congress Bush & Cheney Have To Start A War With Iran To Save Their Own Asses
Bush and Cheney Have Lied to the World from Day One. They lied about Iraq's Nuclear Abilities to get into Iraq so they could grab control of the Oil and manipilate prices. They purposely put no meters on the Oil wells in Iraq so they could steal and divert millions of oil barrels a day to Kuwait at $50 to $70 million dollars worth of oil per day per million barrels stolen. The Oil was refined in Kuwait and then sold back to the Iraqi government and the US army for 18 Billion dollars plus per year per million barrels diverted per day. Halliburton enhanced oil production on every oil well in Southern Iraq by 50% or more and it was all paid for by the suckered American Tax Payers. Bush put in pipelines from Iraq to Kuwait so they could easily divert th
PoofPOOF BE GONE YOUR BREATH IS SO STRONG WAIT COME BACK I FOUND A TIC TAC NOT A TIC NOT A TAC BUT THE WHOLE DAMN PACK I DONT MEAN TO BE MEAN BUT YOU NEED SOME LISTERINE NOT A SIP NOT A SWALLOW BUT THAT WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE
LMAO I HAD TOO
My 'current And Future Happenings With Me Friends Read ' BulletinMY STASH
Emanon's Stash (1787 items)
(WILL NOT BE GIVING HER NAME OUT..HAS SOTHERN IN IT AND THATS ALL I AM SAYING)
HAHA I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY ANOTHER OVER RELIGIOUS PRICK, OK ANY ONE ON MY LIST KNOWS I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT CAN SPEAK WITH ANY ONE...UNLESS THEY ARE TOO OVER RELIGIOUS, LIKE ONE PRICK WAS TALKING ABOUT PPL BURNING IN HELL...WHICH SUITED ME FINE..THEN STARTED BRINGING IN FAMILY MEMBERS HAHA I DUN LOSE MY HEAD FOR EVERY FAMILY MEMBER SHE CONDEMNED TO HELL (IF YOU TRULY KNOW ME U KNOW MANY OF MY FAM ARE CHRISTIANS WHICH IS WHY WE DUN GET ALONG) WELL ANYONE SHE WAS CONDEMNING PPL IN MY FAM TO HELL, SO I WAS SIMPLY SAYING WOW THANKS SO I WILL SEE THEM HAHA THEN SHE STARTED ATTACKING PPL ON MY CT FAM LIST, STARTED SAYING OOO U "HAVE A FAG ON UR LIST" THEN STARTED QUOTED BIBLE SHIT
COME THE FUCK ON ITS 2007, IF YOU HATE ANY GROUP JUST REMOVE ME OFF YOUR LIST, I HAVE FRIENDS ON HERE FROM ALL BACKGROUNDS, GAY, STR8, LESBIANS, AND BISEXUALS AND EVEN MANY DIFFERENT RELIGIO
I Think They Like Me[JD]
One two three
Hazardous plain to see
I go by the name of Jermaine Dupri
Dope Man Fresh in the place to be, and uh
[Chorus]
Oh I think they like me
Oh I think they like oh I oh I think they like me. (Repeat)
[JD]
Oh I think they like me when they heard me on the other one
so its only right that I hit you with a (imitate record scratching)
Oh I think they like me when they heard me on the other one
so its only right that I hit you with another one
[Verse 1]
Yeah niggaz like me, hataz wanna fight me
Yeah ya bitch mad cause I came up ova night B
Now I’ll switch it up, I got a 9 cuff tightly
So you’d better do the right thing like Spike Lee
Yeah I’m super clean, rock jeans wit a white tee
Niggaz fuckin soft but them niggaz wanna bite me
If you had 6 figures you’d be just like me
Yeah these niggaz mad cause I’m shinin like a light B
Niggaz talkin bout YEP in they mother fuckin throw back
He aint real you know that, Muhammad where they sold that
We steppin o
Ridin RimsYeah Nigga, (young juve) all yall niggas, (yall know what dis is) we
don’t ride dees no mo nigga, we in
here wit flats nigga, we sittin’ on lebron back ova here, all yall fake mounted aa niggas ridin’ dees, we stop ridin’ dees in ‘99 (checke checke) put dat
lil’ boy shit up
(so so def)
[chorus X2]
if ya ridin’ rimz, ya gotta ride flats (uh,ha) Im
sittin’ ridin’ on lebron back (uh,ha)
des 23’s (uh,ha) if yean know (uh,ha)
I got da top workin’up on 24’s
[verse 1]
I got mo grams dan teddy, got a cam in my chevey, my car go (eeerrrrr) and when I ride I’m
ready look like I’m glidin’ on nothin’, when I ride I be skatin’, I
Pull up swervi’ on Niggas they don’t be tryin’ they be hatin’ they only ridin’ on 20’s, they might as well rid on hubs, if it ain’t deuces or better, ya
might as well
put em’ up, cuz where I’m from (from)
we mount up and ride on dem big rims,a whole supply of deuces that spin harder than windmills, i been real,(yeah) always too clean cuz I Pack heat, or
2 Da Sexxxy Onez ..added More To PrizesHEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST.
~** RULES **~
.
COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED
.
YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF
.
PIMP YOURSELF
.
NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN !
.
WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO.
.
I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH.
***** PRIZE ******
PRIZE(S) WILL BE BOUGHT FROM CHERRY GIFT SHOP AND ALL MONEY EARNED FROM CONTEST GOES TO WINNER,SO THE MORE
Let She Without Sin Cast The First StoneSo our own little Birdy Drama Queen got my first Blog deleted... Oh well..
Its amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it.. I see they bothered you too, oh well all those wonderful thoughts of joy gone..
Well folks, I hope you don't take my rants about one stupid user make you think Drama.
I just don't take her Drama..
I can be anyones best friend or in her case, worst enemy.
I am glad to have met so many great friends from here and the other boards I post on.. Welcome to my BareNaked Ladies Friends.. I enjoyed our Cruise with the Ladies to the Turks and Caicos.
Top BackCrem de la crem, homie...top shelf, ye know
[I like my beat down low, down low, down low,(ye see me ridin' hard homie..haaaa)
Down low, down low, down low,(how I like it) down low (how I like it, aye)
I like my top let back, let back,(mannie fresh.. I got you nigga) let back
Let back, let back, let back.(I'm gonna show these niggaz what to do with one of your beats, mayne..aye!)
Aye holla if you like ya beat down low, down low(I'm shuttin the whole block down)
Down low, down low, down low, down low, down low
And ye top let back, let back,(here comes trouble homey)
Let back, let back (I'ma tell you how the king like to ride homeboy),let back, let back, let back]
[Chorus]
I like my beat down low, and my top let back
You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back
(And if ye like ye)
Kenwood hot, and ya top let back
If ya rims sit high, and ya windows pitch black
I like my beat down low, and my top let back
You can see me ridin 24's, with a chopper in the back
I Need To Beat This Guy In A Contest !!!!Hey I could really use some help Can you help me?
I am in a contest
I need to beat this guy who is competing against me, help me teach him a lesson. some one for referring the most people to a free on line community,Can you put up a post or bulletin for me please.I really want to beat this guy.
http://bizpreneur.com/signup.php?refer=simikathy
Please ask your friends to help me.I am needing some help.I have 77 points he has 85 I sure would love to beat him.Thanks
Kathy Hamilton/simikathy.com
simikathy2@yahoo.com
Ass Like ThatMusic Video:A** LIKE THAT (by Eminem)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Lose YourselfLook, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Verse 1
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There is vomit on his sweater already
Moms forgettin' he's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over BLOW!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad
But he won't give up that easy, no he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that
But he's broke, he's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home
That's when it's back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody, better go capture this moment
And hope it don't collapse on him
You b
A Guy I KnowI love this guy I know,
He is sexy this guy I know,
I adore this guy I know,
I love this guy I know.
You know who you are baby! I love you!
Smack ThatShady
Konvict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2X)]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Upfront style ready to attack now
pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Konvicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2x)]
[Eminem:]
Ooh...Looks like another club
...more...*smiles*Yet more photos of Avery, her daddy, (My nephew), and his lovely wife, Katy...
Thoughts On A Worrysome Day!As I sit here in my recliner at 3:00 am with two little cats sleeping on my legs, (which are asleep, Legs that is) and my two big cats sleeping in the wifes recliner, I think of the wonderful people I have met on here and have to ask myself....
"Self what have I done in my life to deserve such wonderful friends".
Self puzzles over this for a time and then just says fuckit...What ever I am doing right is good enough for me.
So to my friends and those of you who will become my friends. Thank you for being there for me in my times of need and when I just wanted to shoot the shit. You make me smile and thats what it's all about.
Cliff and Moni, Mystical, King Nothing, Bones and Teddybear, Easylivin, Matt, Dick, Masokyst, Wendy, Sassy, Lurch, Glenn, Martigras, Rose, Cheshire, Nyne, XnTrek, Eric, Illusion, Unlucky, Oldbiker, Arcadian, Dragon, and all my B&A Family Members. You guys make my life fun and and make me proud to call you all friend...
But I have to send out
Deadbeat Fathers...I just rewatched an epidsode of fresh prince of bel aire that hits very close to home. Before you groan about the show, which I love, this is a very serious episode that makes me actually start to cry, especially with the ending scene. Before going any further, here's the episode recap:
Originally aired: Monday May 9, 1994 on NBC
Will's natural father shows up out of the blue. While Will is thrilled Phillip and Viv are suspicious. Spending a few fun days with his father, Will can't see him for what he really is and begins to believe in him again. After having a few fun times with Will his father has to hit the road again and promises he will be back for Will to go with him. When he leaves without Will, Will realizes that his uncle Phil is the real man in his life.
The quote that I found thankfully on google that really makes it hit home because it is EXACTLY how I feel and describes my relationship with my own absent father, down the the number of years he was completely out o
Natural SelectionI am only 20 years old I'm not interested in hooking up with anyone over 25 all you dusty old men need to wake up and save your love for your wife because I'm not even going to bother answering your plea I barely like men as it is. So I certainly am not interested in being with someone old enough to be my father.
Nerd PornNerd Porn Auteur
by Ernest Cline
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.
All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary
Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.
These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.
But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want por
Give Away Contest!Heres the deal all! In this contest it will be a race to the finish line! The first one to reach 40,000 comments wins!
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My Blogdont really blog but here it is just really want to see if people will read this crap i got some issues here lately so im getting help started anger management classes monday night through a local service get in there and not even 2 minutes into this class the whole reason im there walks through the door whith my daughter trying to contact my daughters psycologist acting like shes fucking concerned about the girl hasent been worried for months until swhe realized im gonna prove shes mentally abusing her now shes concerned its no fucking wonder im in there dealing with a self righteous bitch like that anyways there it is i'll see if anyones gonna read this
Stop The ProtestingWhoever may be out there protesting the war, protesting our stay out here in iraq, please i beg, WE BEG, PLEASE STOP. You are seriously hurting our Moral out here. We understand your frustration, but none of you guys and the people out there protesting arent the ones sitting out here day n night, we are. We signed up for this it is part our job, it comes with the territory, part of being in the Armed Forces, we are out here putting our lives on the line to make sure our country doesnt have another attack like on 9/11. so please we the armed forces of america beg you to stop your protesting and start supporting us again, our cause out here is right, its just going to take time to do what we have to do. FOr those who havent stop supporting us, may your higher power bless you, and we will always be here at your service and proudly protect you. again thank you for your support.
Get BusyShake dat ting Miss Kana Kana
Shake dat ting Miss Annabella
Shake dat ting yan Donna Donna
Jodi and Rebecca
Woman Get busy
Jus shake dat booty non-stop
When tha beat drops
Jus keep swingin' it
Get jiggy get crunked up
Percolate anyting you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pity
Me want fi see you get live 'pon tha riddim when me ryde
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny
Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good, girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good jus turn me on
Woman don't sweat it, don't get agitate just gwaan rotate
Can anyting you want you
know you must get it
From you name a mentuin
Don't ease tha tension
Jus
Culo[Intro - Lil' Jon (Pitbull)]
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Lets go (Let's go)
Right about now, we need all the ladies to hit the danceflo'
(Dominicana) If you got a big ol' booty (Cubana, Mexicana)
And you like to set that motherfucker, let's go! (Colombiana) (Boricua)
Pitbull, Lil' Jon, Heey, Heey!
[Hook - Pitbull]
Ahora que si, esa hevita esta enterita tiene tremendo CULO!
esta tan linda, esta tan rica, tiene tremendo CULO!
que rica chiquita, pero que importa si tiene tremendo CULO!
hasme el favor y meneate chica tienes tremendo CULO!
[Verse One - Pitbull (Lil' Jon)]
Pull up to the club, walk in then I
Pull up to the bar, get drinks then I
Pull up to a broad let her know what it is
how it is, why it is, what it is, (Hey hey hey hey)
I ain't got time for no games, I'm hopin' mami that you feel the same
I got what you need to feel the pain
Here's my number call me when you're up for an even exchange
FEEL ME, let me see you do that dirty dance, dirty dance
Mami,
Twas Always,...youThere's something about my love, it seem's never ending,
with you around now all it wants to keep on sending.
From near death you took my heart and did all its critical mending,
I'm stronger now, so peaceful that my heart has no pain pending.
When you gave me your heart and part of your soul, that day i became someone,...someone whole,
i gave onto you my life, my heart, my mind, offering my body like temple just to get my soul.
When your down and feeling ill, I would do anything even act out your favorit movie or tv show.
And the funny thing is all these emotions are never resting, infact they keep seeming to grow,
just seeing your smile seems to have this effect that when you do, you seem to out-right glow.
Now is reason's to live, reason's to breath, those are the reasons that you have ME!
By Crow jan 31 2007
Dear Military Spouse, Parent, ChildDear Military Wife,
I am an American woman that has no idea what is going on in the military other than what I hear on the news.
I have never had to let go of someone so that they could go fight for people that they didn't know, people that sometimes do not appreciate or understand what they are fighting for.
I have never had a sleepless night of worry because of a report that another bomb has exploded and I still haven't heard from my husband.
I have never had to wait for months on end to hold the one that I loved so.
I have never had to tell my children that daddy wasn't coming home tonight because he was so far away fighting for something that they aren't yet old enough to understand.
I have never had to hold my head high and suppress the tears as I hear that it will be at least another six months of separation before my loved one gets to come home.
I have never had to deal with a holiday away from the one that I thought I would share every day of my life with.
And I h
Huh?this cracks me up, so many hot chicks and cool people in williamsport have profiles, and I swear to god, I've not seen one cool person around here.. where the hell is all the cool people at? lol man I swear! Im in prepsville!
The Razor's EdgeWalking on Razor's edge, so hard for me to find my way home.
How could it have come to this?
So hard to pick the right from the wrong.
I can't try to hide behind myself anymore.
I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune.
So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door.
Walking on this lonely road, the heartbreaking pain at my side.
Without two arms to hold me, nothing but the chain of goodbyes.
I can't try to hide myself anymore.
I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune.
So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door.
I can't try to hide behind myself anymore.
I can't try to reason with the pain and misfortune.
So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door.
I can't try to hide behind myself anymore.
I can't try to reason with the pain and torture.
So I will grab hold to forever and walk right through this open door.
Survival Of The SickestI'm the hand up Mona Lisa's dress,
I'm the smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit.
I'm the things you've done you'll never admit.
'Cause one hand is on the bible and the others in shit.
Right now, your face is in the crowd, I'm shouting out loud, the one you counted out of the game.
Oh wow, take a good look at me now, should have never had a doubt, is that you I hear screaming my name.
I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherfuckin' survivor.
So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm the one you thought that you could erase, but a predator that's faster than the food that he chased.
When you fall off the horse you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' shit in your face.
Ease down, and wrap your legs around me babe.
Move over baby, get on your knees. I'm gonna drive this little red love machine.
Ok So Heres A FirstEveryone that knows me KNOWS that I keep several blogs because Im such an open person, which could get me into alotta trouble. Then again between myspace, and livejournal... I could easily forget to update every now and then. So lets see...if I can keep this one up to.. Im your usual, goth freak. I don't dress goth all the time, life gets to busy and occasionaly I have to look like a normal person. Then again if I was to win the lottery I would totally buy out hot topic, and keep that as my personal wordrobe. uh huh... yep.. freak, thats me...
whatever.
Attention!!!HI EVERYONE!!!I AM MARICEL VELASQUEZ KIRSCH 27
YEARS OLD THIS COMMING OF OCTOBER;WELL ACTUALLY
I AM NOT HERE TO FIND A BOYFRIEND JUST LOOKING
TO MY SISTER AND ALSO MORE FRIEND OF BOTH SEX!!
MY SISTER NAME IS MARILYN VELASQUEZ BOYD AND SHE
LIVING IN AUSTRALIA..SHE IS 12 YEARS ALREADY IN
AUSTRALIA THIS COMMING OF JUNE THIS YEAR
2007...SHE LIVE WITH HER HUSBAND NAME IS BRIAN
FRANK BOYD IN QUEENSLAND BUT SINCE 1998 WE DONT
HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.WE WAS HEARD LAST 2002
from department foriegn Affairs in MANILA THAT
SHE MOVE IN VICTORIA FROM MELBOURN BUT THE EXACT
ADDRESS IN VICTORIA IS UNKNOWN...UNTILL NOW I
HEARD NOTHING ABOUT TO HER....I HOPE I CAN USE
MY PAGE HERE IN CHEERY TOP FOR SOMEONE TO LOOK
THIS MAY BE THEY KNOWS THE NAME OF MY SISTER AND
THEY CAN WRITE ME A MESSAGE AND TELL TO ME THE
INFORMATION ABOUT HER...WE MISS HER SO MUCH,A
LOT!!!EVERY 1 FROM AUSTRALIA PEOPLE PLEASE HELP
ME TO FIND MY SISTER...I NE
Click Click BoomOn those Saturdays,
when kids go out and play,
yo I was VP in my room I let the stereo blaze,
wasn't faded,
not jaded,
just a kid with a pad and pen and a big imagination.
All this,
I seek,
I find I push the envelope to the line,
make it,
break it,
take it,
until I'm overrated.
Click, Click Boom.
I'm coming down on the stereo,
hear me on the radio,
click, click boom.
I'm coming down with the new style and you know it's buck wild.
Click, Click Boom
I'm on the radio station touring round the nation,
leaving the scene in devastation.
I can see it in my mind,
I can see it in their eyes.
It's close enough to touch it now,
but far away enough to die.
Click, Click Boom.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect,
but still you don't hear no cryin ass bitchin from me,
like there seems to be on everybody's CD
so just sit back and relax and let me have your head for a minute,
I can show you something in it,
that has yet to be presented,
oh
Fantasy #1I awaken in a strange bed totally naked. I can't see anything, wait I am blindfolded. I can tell my eyes are open but I can't see. I reach to take the blindfold off but I can't I am tied up. My hands are above my head. I start to get afraid so I start thrashing around and that is when I notice my ankles are tied down too. Whoever did this to me has me spread-eagle on the bed and totally tied down. All I can move is my head..and to lift my ass off the bed.
I must have been drugged because I fall back asleep while I am struggling.
I awaken to the sensation of being watched. I know there is someone in the room with me but I have no idea. I don't even know if it is male or female. I can feel someone staring at me for what seems like ages but I don't know how long it has been. could be minutes could be hours.
I can feel myself getting aroused just by being stared at. I am confused..should I be getting aroused.
I can hear someone moving around in the room. He/She is g
LoveLove, its great at first and then when its gone your lost.....you long to be with that specail someone....your sadden and hurt some times when your on your own or thinking about the past loves that you hade and how great they was and the things that messed them up.... Things that Change you for the better....Its kinda like what they say....if it doesnt kill you it only makes you stronger....and mayb in this case emtpy some what...
Right now....Im not really sure whats going on with me.... I feel emtpy some times and other times im fine...and then times like this im sad....thinking of all the things that WE did and how much fun WE hade....An yet im over you....but some part of me is still wit u....
Im just not suppost to have a Love I guess... with my job and everything its hard to have a relationship....so ya... il just keep hoping///looking for the Lover that will complet me and want everything thing i do an will feel the same way i do.....mayb one day it will come....untill the
My Birthday PartyMy 29th birthday
guests for this Friday February 2nd.At the door just mention my
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The Fate Of Sylvia Browne1/30/2007
Dear Readers:
In this newsletter I will do the Astropsychological profile of self proclaimed psychic Sylvia Browne and ask my many thousands of readers to participate in a very special request.
I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN Fox News tonight in a very hot debate against Sylvia Brown involving Robert Lancaster (http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/) and James Randi (http://www.randi.org/)
As you may already know, on the Montel William's show she announced the death and location of Shawn Hornbeck's body creating tremendous emotional pain to the parents Pam and Craig Akers. This dramatic story ended up positively when he was found alive a short distance from his home. This could also open a can of worms where people may decide to join and ask for their money back, again the stars have spoken and I will tell you more in time.
For years Sylvia Browne benefited from her international exposure on the Montel William television program and Montel, being a shrewd
Poem # 1In light I feel the darkness, it pulls me closer to the scare in my heart, I try to claw myself away buts not use im there...as memories and nightmares come from my scare I locked away is now unlocked as the one thing fear comes forward as a movie of my past...I see my past unfold before my eyes, I see my mom treating me as the worthless slave and treating my lil sister as the princess...now one sees it but I do the hatered my mother has for me, I look into her eyes and know she never wanted me, im a burden to her...my father once a hero in my eyes is now just a shell as my mom breaks the family apart and my father falls apart...I was so alive, now im so pathetic I couldnt help and now Im the slave in a house of hell and my life is growing dimmer...I pull aways from the memories as I feel like life is over and the demons saying they can never go away...I grab my heart and sqeeze tightly, as scare bleeds out of my heart as I scream in pain tears from eyes pour onto my heart...as the nig
I'm Chocolate On Chocolate* If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you,which would you choose? (You can only pick one!) Trust me...this is reputed to be very accurate.
* Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.
* After taking this dessert personality test, repost this, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.
* ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
* Here are your choices:
* 1. Angel Food Cake
* 2. Brownies
* 3. Lemon Meringue
* 4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
* 5. Strawberry Short Cake
* 6. Chocolate Icing on Chocolate Cake
* 7. Ice Cream
* 8. Carrot Cake
* No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be...
* OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you...
* 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need
One More FightYou were way out of line,
went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.
But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I'm distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end. So...
Thank You for making me
feel like I'm guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory
--
One more fight and this would end. The end of an era, perhaps? The end of a friendship, definitely.
It would only take one more fight to forget the good, and to remember the bad. To let things be, and refuse to correct the issues and mistakes. To forget about putting aside our differences, to forget about holding one's tongue and holding in the mass of insults waiting to break free.
It would only take one more fight to tear apart this relationship that has been steadily fading away. To remove my best friend from my path. To remove the one person I love more than anything.
How can you love someone more than life itself,
Venus & The LadyJust like the planet Venus
Distinguishes itself
From every other planet in the world
By appearing in the eastern sky
As a morning star
Right before the rising of the sun
You my heart-pleasing lady
Distinguish yourself
From every other lady in the world
By appearing in my morning sky
As a shining star of love
Right before the rising of my heart
MsnHello my friends,
I wonder of you have also msn to stay in contact and to chat with each other.
When you want and like you can add me.
And so we can also take in contact with each other.
My msn is keesxx@hotmail.com
I hope to hear from you soon again.
Kiss
How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written By KidsHOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something
A Fairy FantasyThere I was, after mid of night
Standing barefoot on the street corner
Swigging on a chilled Mountain Dew
When something unexplainable happened
The night winds became beastly
And started howling
Like a mountain wolf
Blowing me away, to a fairyland
Seated so very high
Above the now fading moon
Gazing swiftly through the corners
Of my dark brown lookers
Twin-terrific fairies I saw
One eastward, one westward
Astonished, I blinked anew
And gazed once more
"Wow", I murmured to thyself
"Now I behold only one fairy
Flying my way"
She stopped lookers to lookers
And gave me a look-see
Her lookers were the color
Of pure honesty
And her voice echoed with kindness
When she spoke my name
Which caused my heart to vibrate
With great wonderment
Because my name
I had not told her
Then with a teensy-weensy kiss
On my dark brown lookers
I blinked anew once more
And back I was
Standing barefoot on
The street corner
With an empty bottle of Mountain Dew
Wondering
Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As KidsNursery Rhymes We Didn't Have as Kids
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
************ ********
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
************ ********
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
************ ********
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you Dumb Ass"
************ ********
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
************ ********
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
What I've Been DoingFor those of you who may have noticed, I haven't been using this. Today is the first day I have logged in in awhile. I re-opened all of my pics and everything. I will probably come check in once a week or so, but it won't be nearly as much as I used to.
What I've been doing with my time is pretty much the same old thing, working a lot and going to school. I only have 2 classes this semester plus my externship, but I haven't gotten placed anywhere for that yet. Instead of spending time on CT, I've been reading instead. I've always liked to read so it's something I have found the time to do again. And just hanging with my friends and doing whatever whenever we have the same days off. Well that's all I got. Hope all is well with everyone :)
Oh yeah, I have quite a few messages to reply to, but I will get there eventually ;)
Things That Make You Go Hmmmwhere the hell are all the cherries at that like to talk or pick your brain or make you want to say something? im thinking it doesnt egsist. come out come out where ever you are.
I Hate It ThoughtsI hate it when perfect strangers ask to be my family. I hate it when I don't get commented by people who look at my pictures everyday. I hate it when Im called cute. I hate it when Im unsatisfied. I hate it when people always assume Im not living my own life and EXPECT me to answer the phone. I hate it when insecure boys can't take me making out with my friends. I hate it when I'm out..and its no longer 420. I hate it when I have to stop kissing. I hate it when my gas tank is empty. I hate it when I have to let go of a great smelling man giving me a hug. I hate it when I come home and Im not alone. I hate it when my dad asks me every 2 seconds if I like a song from All That Jazz or 2001 A Space Odessy. I hate it when Im watching tv.. and a fucking CLOWN comes out of nowhere! They should have a warning label or something! I hate it when I look in my drawer full of broken toys. I hate it that I really have to go to bed right now. I hate it that I smoke cigarettes so much. I
I Wish I'df Told HimIT'S 7TH GRADE...
I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why...
IT'S JUNIOR YEAR...
My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "tha
The Legend Of St. ValentineThe story of Valentine’s Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman emperor and a humble Christian martyr. The emperor was Claudius II. The Christian was Valentinus . Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and he had made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ, and not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned. During the last weeks of Valentinus’ life a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth. Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind. Valentinus read stories of Rome’s history to her. He described the world of nature to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted in his wisdom, and found comfort in his quiet stre
Stressed Outi am totally stressed out im doing too much for everyone and not having any time to myself i got a lot on my mind and cant seem to figure shit out what am i doing wrong
Brothers And Sisters In ArmsTo my dear brothers and sisters in arms.
To those who have made it back i welcome you home , and hope you never have to leave your loved ones again.
No more hugs that seem to last forever and walking away backwards just to feel as though you have not turned your backs on them.
No having to wait 3 weeks to send a letter that might not get there. No more tears
To those who have lost someone to those who have not made it back to us.
To your families i say..
I am forever sorry for the losses that you face, in times of need where lives are lost only the best of us are chosen and to know that they have passed away in the name of our country and to hold fast our freedom.
They shall never be forgotten, for they are not just names on a wall or in a book. They are forever hero's for a world they were too good for. Super man bat man and the flash hold no candle to these braves these men, these women too.
They fight and died for freedom , for me and for you. They were h
From InsideWould you think me weak for writing poetry, and listening to classical music? Perhaps I am, but in writing poetry my soul becomes free of the burden and restraining confines of the body. I let my soul come forth and breathe with the words that flow from inside my pain and suffering. I see inside the dark places of my soul and shine light deep within to make the horrid creatures go away that lurk beneath the thin layers and I am safe again.
Im Moven Onwell i finally got out of portland or. got loaded this morning headed to kawrenceburg ky.for monday.hope there is some thing to do in ky this weekend you all have a great week.and im sending you all some cherry luv,and a smile BFN...
"i Am Meth""I AM METH"
(This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug
charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you
will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in
this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to
her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the
needle still in her arm.)
Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults.
Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize...
My Name: "Is Meth"
I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and
that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town
I live with the rich; I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe n
Fukkdamn all i can say is fukk im so fukkin sikk an tired of lies fukk im sorry bout this shit but fukk a bunch of lies!!!!!!
More Beautiful Are WomenBeautiful are butterflies
Acting as messengers of nature
Who do not bite,
Sting or transmit diseases
But
More beautiful are women
Acting as messengers of God
Who romantically bite
On the male species
And sting them
With their feminine passion
As they transmit
Their heavenly love into men’s souls
Beautiful are butterflies being watched
By a person with binoculars
As a form
Of outdoor enjoyment
But
More beautiful are women being watched
By a marriage-minded man
As a way
Of selecting his blushing bride-to-be
Beautiful is a White Admiral Butterfly
In dappled sunlight
Drinking the sweet liquid
Secreted by bramble flowers
But
More beautiful is a Take-Charge Woman
In morning rays of sunlight
Taking in the sweetness
Secreting from her man’s
Flowery-soft love
Butterflies and Women
Both are beautiful
In their own unique ways
But they alike in one way,
As both move about
With carefree ease
And add beauty
To wherever they are
Name- Msde's Sexy Acronym -
Mis for...Mouth-wateringSis for...SuggestiveDis for...DesirousEis for...Eager
The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com
There's A Lot On My Mind Tonight.The first is the unwritten rule of Cherry Tap that I even caught onto my first few minutes logged on, that you "Always" rate someone else's profile a 10.
Why is this? I understand the courtesy that by rating a ten you place this person higher up, but what about people who genuinly put no effort into the profile, or who have done so, but you, yes you, not the you that you let the public just see, but the real individual who is capable of thought, I know I'm asking a lot of you to identify not with the individualistic copy of the you that you let everyone see but the real you that is like everyone else but unique because that similarity is in fact just coincidence not the result of societies influence, yes what if you come across a profile that genuinly offends you or you think just sucks? What are the guidelines there?
These profiles are few and far between yes I know, but I've come across them, and honestly do not know how to rate them, because if I give them a 1 or a 5 or a 7 l
I Can't Sleep..shockerI can't sleep so here is another dumb blog by timmy
If I was in a contest, what should the name of the contest be? Would you vote for me? and what is the most interesting thing you know about me? oh yeah..answer that last question in a PM haha I don't wanna get banned off of here now
:P
I swear this has been a rollar coaster day
~~Timmy~~~
The Bloody KissThe bloody kiss
Ripping at the tribal thread
From the group a outcast is born
Hanging on a chain link fence craving the
Vampirisms I seek
With two marks dripping of sin
I found a satisfaction, peace within
Feeding on my lonely soul
She gave me life but made me cold
Ripping skin a jagged edge
As I lay within her bed
A lusting feeling in my head
Being drained left for dead
My days are black with no light
With her I plunder giving me warmth
That feels right
With walls of cloth sleeping in the cage
Nine inch nails fastens my rage
With eternity to grow and a bloody thirst
I pray that I will quench her thirst
Falling upon a wooden stake
Hoping our love will never be forsake
Scott Baker
Something About Me...few years back i was trying to think of a new nic for me. I had been low_noon forever. low_noon worked because i flew low under the radar and alawys straight with everyone.... times had changed. M A D H A T, plain and simple.... mad as hell and always got my hat!
To My Friends....Well, I do not want any of you to think I am being an ass, by not getting back to you. I am having some issues here at home, and it kinda sucks. When someone is dying, and you know it, how do you act? I mean when something goes from more than a year to any day, how do you act? I have had days of sadness, leading up to THE day, that is not here yet. I am glad for him to still be here, but should I be? I know he wants not to hurt, and not to be seen in this way. So on that I ask, should I be happy? I am happy, that he may have the chance to get better and be with us longer. I am sad that he has to go through this pain. I am sad that the family has to go through this pain. I cannot show my sadness, as I have to be the strong one. For my mom, for my sister, for anyone who needs me, I have to be strong. I am just tired, I cannot sleep, and I have so much other crap going on right now I do not know what to do. OK, I am done for now, sorry to have rambled on.
PeAcE & LoVe -Matthew-
PressureMy First blog and the pressure on writing something sensational is almost too much to bear.
It's important to write something insightful, witty and intelligent so that people don't just think i'm some knuckle dragging neanderthal and that i might actually be someone they might want to know.
I've got to be careful of spelling errers so i don't come off looking stoopid cause really i'm quite an intelligent fellow!
I want to show off my true personality without coming off pretentious but still i can't understate myself at the same time.
I'm not sure how people can do this without going insane!!!
Screw it!
I'm off to the pub......
Off To Pillage The County School System! Be Back Later!January 30, 2007
Dear Mrs. King, Faculty of Marvin Moss, and Administrators of Marvin Moss School:
Today, I completely lost faith in the Washoe County Public School System. It's been coming for awhile. But it came today. Because today,
I received a letter stating that participation in the 6th grade fundraiser for graduation is essentially, mandatory and setting forth the "marching orders" for the children of the sixth grade class. According to your letter, either the parents "donate" $52.00 or the child is expected to sell candy bars. Frankly I object to this fundraiser on several levels and my daughter WILL NOT be participating. Neither will I "donate" $52.00. And I dare the school system to deny my daughter graduation with her class. 'Matter of fact, I triple-dog-dare ya!
I found this entire project offensive for several reasons and they are as follows:
1. America, by both tradition and law, GUARANTEES a free, public school education for its citizens and legal residen
Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(that Make Bikers Love ThemTop 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers love them!!)
1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.
9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.
14.) Honey
Another Peom From Me To Youmy sunshine,
my sunshine is someone who,
is there at night,
there in the morning,
who puts there feelings aside,
to make other people happy,
who makes work happy,
who makes life happy,
its not the sun shining bright,
its your smile on a cloudy day,
is someone worth living for,
someone i could care for,
my sunshine is someone like you.
Men Suck!I hate them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Computer On FritzThe poetry of beauty
She sits and looks at me with eyes that do ensnare my soul
I think of her and wonder if her smile she does control
This silent siren that leads the heart to thoughts of wildness
how would beauty feel if I did hold her in my sweet caress
on to the next stop and find if the world does rise on her
I sit here and stare into beauty's eyes till all the worlds a blur
A private world of peace and happiness for only two to share
Seeking the wonder of her soul and finding none to compare
By R. Thomas Dinsmore
The Origin Of Curing Ceremonies / Apache LegendThis his how ceremonies started among us for the curing of sick people.
Long, long ago, the Earth was made.
Then the One Who Made the Earth also planned for each person to have a piece of land that he could live on and call his own.
Our people were living in one such place, but they didn't like that particular spot. So the One Who Made the Earth told them to move to a new location, and when they did, they slept well, and liked it, and lived in a good way.
Then two men among them became sick and grew weaker and weaker day by day. The people didn't do anything for them because no one knew then about illnesses and how to cure them.
The One Who Made the Earth said, "Why don't you do something for those two men? Why don't you say some words over them?"
But the people had no knowledge of curing ceremonies. Four men among the people happened to be standing, one to the east, one to the south, one to the west, and one to the north. The One Who Made the Earth spoke to one of th
Older Womenolder women
Body: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining abo ut it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and
At The Campfires Ofthe Setting SunDown through the ages
the stories come.
Told by the campfires
at the setting of the sun.
A people so proud made to leave the land they love.
It was not right......
For all the worth of me I cannot see
whatever was gained by the men with skin so white.
To take my people and herd them
like cattle in the night...
where they fell like wounded warriors
No, it was not right.
Read we now the legend
of their trials upon the trail....
how many never made it
and now wear the death veil.
Buried along the way,
their blood stains the land.
Sent to meet their spirits
driven by the white man's hand.
The Trail Of Tears of the Cherokee
still echos throughout the land...
this is the land we walked
and lay dying in the sand.
If you go down to the river
and see the blood-stained shore;
the waters are also salted
with tears that flow no more.
All the tears of the Cherokee
have flowed into the river of time...
and to the pool of tears
Why...?Why do I torture myself with romantic comedies on the lifetime channel?
Ok, I Admit It. I Screwed Up.For the beginning, refer to the " Damn, I used to be better at this" blog entry. This blog is the aftermath.
So, hubby gets home and today I show him my now beautiful and fully cured caulk (Yes, Freak, that's caulk, not chalk.) job. His first question is, "Did you use the stuff that's in the caulk gun?" Yes, I did. He then proceeds to inform me that the stuff in the caulk gun is paintable caulk. (Ok, I'm thinking, what is your point?) Apparently, there are different kinds of caulk. Paintable caulk is for when you put up molding to seal the crack between it and the wall. There is a whole different kind of caulk for bathtubs and showers. Also, DAP apparently makes both types. Didn't know that. Thought caulk was caulk and Dap was the brand for bathrooms. So, ummm, shit. All that work and mess and I have to scrape it all out and redo it.
But live and learn and frigging laugh for christ's sake. At least if you read my fuck ups, you will avoid making some of your own. Ha
Long DayI had a long day glad to be home tonight how is everone else doing?
Likes And Dislikes....***
DISLIKES: Someone that does expects me to remember every little thing she ever tells me.. Seeing ribs on a woman, nose piercing, lip piercing, bad moods, rudeness, sarcasm, people that do not say what they mean and do not mean what they say, meanness. someone that tries to makes someone else into what they want and not accepting them for who they are.
LIKES: hugs, holding hands, watching TV, cuddling, cute faces, long hair, someone to do stuff with, smell of fresh cut grass, smiles, my photography, dogs, long drives to no place or any place.. not needing to get right back to where we came from on a warm day, movies, and kitties.
"Leave a comment on this blog entry!"
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Hi ladies,
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I am looking for a sexxy BBW to date. If you’re interested then please reply to this message and feel free to ask me anything.
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Lovers...Lovers….
You hope to find someone to share your life with,
Someone who you can truly call your own,
Forever and for life.
When you find that someone,
You know without a doubt,
That they will always be your lover!
The day I met you,
I knew it was too good to be true.
You made me laugh,
You made me smile,
Only by looking at me with love in your eye!
I truly believe that you are my lover,
That you are my soul mate.
Nothing can keep us apart,
Because we are lovers for life!
I Love You!!
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Love SucksI sit here thinking how could this be
all we do is fight are we really ment to be
can this be true
is my heart playing tricks on me
or am i falling for the wrong person
my mind has so much grief in it
my heart has so much pain and hurt
do you know i cry at night because
i am afraid your not the one i thought you was
i sit here thinking im lying to myself
lying to my heart that you could be that perfect one
you yelled i cried
did you come to me
no you played your game
and left me all alone
how could i have been dumb enough
To fall in love with someone like you
i didnt even know you and
i told you i loved you
i told you my life story
and all you had to say was i love you
and there i went right into your arms
like a foul i was to have done that
how could i have been a foul
to let my guard down
to fall inlove with someone i didnt even know
he loved me
you was just someone new
you showed me a good time
a few times but that was it
When Hell Freezes Over...Ok, today, for some crazy reason, I began thinking... i know... crazy...
Anyways, one of these days, i do want to get remarried.... and in algebra today, i planned my wedding...
So, this is how it goes... in GA, there is this place called Calaway Gardens... it's really pretty... there is this bridge, very small one, there... I remember being so afraid of it as a kid... but my mom used to walk over it with me, showing me it was safe...
Well, I want to get married there, by that bridge... and I just want my close friends and family there.. like tiff, sarah, "mom", jill, beau, their kids, my kids (OF COURSE)... OH OH OH saige could be my ring bearer!!! and anyways... then the guy i marry, had better not have a large family... cuz i don't want A LOT of people... and it to be a quiet, peaceful event... and i want to write my own vows, so he had better write them... And i want to read something... (if you really wanna know, i'll tell u but i'm not putting it here) And I want there t
This Is How I Feel About So Many ThingsLove can be portrayed as me and you.
Love can be described as you and me.
Love is a creation only we can see.
Love is a fire that burns for free.
When I sleep I dream of my love.
When I sleep my love dreams of you.
When I sleep I love you dear.
When I sleep my love has no fear.
If love can conquer, it has conquered me.
If love can kill, it has killed me.
If love is wrong then so am I.
If love is heaven I can touch the sky.
The love in my heart is yours always.
The love in my heart will belong to no other.
The love in my heart is yours to keep.
The love will remain in your soul down deep.
Destroy my love, destroy my world.
Believe in my love, believe in me.
Destroy my love, destroy my life.
Believe in my love, become my friend.
I love you always, forever and more.
I love you always, yesterday and before.
I love you always through laughter and sorrow.
I love you always, today and tomorrow.
I will love you until God?s angels are sent.
I will love you until my life
Now, All Of You Here,please Answer This Or...which Is More Beautiful?Which Is More Beautiful?
A full moon realizing
That the night is more fun
When it plays hide and seek
With the stars
Or
A man realizing
That life is more fun
When he plays the game of love
With his smoochie girl
A flake of snow in falling flight
Fantasizing about landing
Upon the earth
And melting slowly
From the warmth of mother nature
Or
A man of romance in romantic flight
Fantasizing about landing
Upon his lady’s bosom
And forever melting
From the natural heat
Emanating from her loving heart
A cloud floating about
On a midsummer day, looking upward
Wondering, what it would be like
To be married to the sky
Or
A man floating about on cloud nine
Wondering, what it would be like
To look deep, into the skylit eyes
Of his ladylove
As they jump
Over the matrimonial broomstick
And sweep away all doubts
As to whether or not
They will be together forever
In wedded bliss
Which is more beautiful?
I'll let you decide, who the winner is
But know this
Ct Id ContestOK ITS TIME FOR A NEW STYLE OF CONTEST!!!
HERE IT IS. THIS WILL BE A CHERRYTAP ID CONTEST!!! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN OR SUBMIT THE ONE YOU HAVE.
SINCE THERE ARE ALOT OF NEW STYLES OF IDS ITS TIME TO SEE WHOS GOT THE BEST. SO BRING THE BEST YOU
HAVE TO OFFER!!!
RULES:
1: COMMENT BOMBING WILL BE ALLOWED!
2: YOU CAN NOT COMMENT ON YOUR OWN PIC BUT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE!
3: YOU CAN RATE ANY OF THE PICS INCLUDING YOUR OWN!
4: HAVE FUN!!!
THIS CONTEST WILL RUN ONE WEEK FROM THE START OF IT! I WILL START WHEN I HAVE 20 CONTESTANTS!!
WITH IN THE FIRST DAY OF THE CONTEST I WILL TAKE UP TO 10 MORE ENTRIES, BUT THOSE JOINING THE CONTEST
LATE WILL HAVE TO CATCH UP!!!
PLACING:
RATES AND COMMENTS WILL BE ADDED TOGETHER
1st PLACE WILL RECIEVE A SILVER MOTORCYCLE
2nd PLACE WILL RECIEVE A RING (mens or womens depending on sex of the winner)
3rd PLACE WILL RECIEVE A (men a Bracelet & 2500 to spend in the ct store)
(women a pair of Diamon
The Meaning Of Icp?Once all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all.
An onimous statement that has echoed loudly to this day for all of us who follow the group ICP, the Insane Clown Posse. What did the message exactly mean though? We all knew that there would be six joker's cards, but with each card, there were many hidden messages. This is a look at what may be the message hidden in the music, because quite simply, there are such deep riddles in this music that only Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope would be able to tell the true meaning. Yet, they will only tell us that it's simply there for us to take it as we choose to, so this is how I took their message.
In life, we are all at some point or another hurt, crushed, and lacking the hope to continue with life. When our souls are dying, when our heart feels so empty and dead, is when a necromancer appears in our lives. Stalking those already dead souls, he casts halls of illusions, implements southwest voodoo or even a simple hokus pokus, and
The Legend Lady LoveLegend has it
That King David
Hung his wind harp
In an open window
So that he could hear it
Throughout the day
As it transformed the energy
Of the wind
Into sounds of ear-pleasing music
But
Reality has it
That this Kingly Poet
Likes to have his lovely lady
Hangout near his open heart
So that he can hear her
Throughout the day
As she transforms the energy
Of her windy-soft voice
Into sounds of romantic love
Travel now I must
To the mountain top
And cast my voiceful words about you
Into the echoing winds
So that all the inhabitants
Of the earth will know
That you lovely lady
Are my heart-pleasing wind harp
I Dare You...I dare you to dream...
Take some time for introspection, then use your dream for your direction..
I dare you to care...
We are all intertwined, just free your mind.
I dare you to do...
Speaking does not equate to done, without a deed the deed's still none.
I dare you to believe...
Believe that we hold our own fate, and it is never too late.
I dare you to live...
This Is Dedicated To Those Born 1930-1979 (repost)subject: This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979 (repost)
date: 2007-01-30 22:40:37
This is dedicated to those Born 1930-1979!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank
while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can,
and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in
baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the
riskswe took hitchhiking .
As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats,
booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually di
And,the Moonflower !Breathtakingly beautiful
Is the glowing of moonflowers
When the night awakes
And fills the earth with darkness
But a greater taker of breaths
Is the beautiful look aglow
On a woman’s face
When her man awakes
During the still of night
And fills her world
With moonlit visions
Of falling forever in love with him
Magical is the way moonflowers
Quickly open up at night
And remain open, until touched
On its dark green leaves
By rays of morning sunshine
But more magical
Is the way a woman's heart
Slowly opens up over time
For her man
And will remain open for him
As long as he shines
His love-light upon her
Tonight I will tie up my woman
With moonflower vines
And hold her captive
While I make captivating love unto her
From the rising of the moon
Until the moment, the flowery vines
She is held captive with
Gives up its glow
To the morning sunshine
There's No Charge For LoveA farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.
> >>>
> >>>"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
> >>>
> >>>"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck,
> >>>"These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
> >>>
> >>>The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.
"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
> >>>"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle "Here, Dolly!" he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.
> >>>
> >>>The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delig
You--for PatrickUnexpected you come
a dream to say the least
unleashed to keep
so much more than a memory
more than I could ever ask
something made to last
a heart to steal
words I feel
to the deepest of my soul
I give…you hold
a promise that I won't let go
a prayer prayed
delayed?
Please promise you'll stay…
Today… Tomorrow… Forever…
A dream dreamt
tears wept
all for this moment in time
your inner shine
shimmering through
in all the things you say and do
a real life dream come true
you…
At arms length
I reach
but distance forsakes me
a lifetime away
maybe someday
I pray
but not today…
I can't stay..
I have to say good-bye..
Why?
I cry,
but it won't change this lifetime
you're a lifetime away…
I only ask that you please stay…
I pull and you reach
maybe it's destiny...
Fate
I will await
even if you seem a lifetime away
just promise...
No matter where this path leads
a world away
I promise on this day
I won't drift away
if you'll stay...
For EveryoneSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Chili Con Carne Y ChocolateChili Con Carne y Chocolate
Yield: 6 servings
Ingredients
3 tablespoons olive oil
4 onions, chopped
2 pounds / 1 kg minced beef
2 cloves of garlic, chopped
2 cans (14 oz / 400 g each) tomatoes
2-4 red chilies, chopped
1 red sweet pepper, chopped
4 teaspoons ground cumin
½ teaspoon ground pepper
2 teaspoons oregano
2 bay leaves
2-3 teaspoons salt
1-2 cans (14 oz / 400 g each) beans (red, white or black), drained
2 oz bittersweet chocolate
Cheddar cheese for garnishing (optional)
Method
1. Cook the minced beef, onion and garlic in olive oil.
2. Stir in tomatoes, chili, sweet pepper, salt and spices and cook for 15-30 minutes.
3. Add more chili, salt or spices as required.
4. Add beans and cook until heated.
5. Add chocolate, mix well when melted.
6. Serve with rice, cheddar cheese and a salad.
The SunflowerA sunflower must follow
The rules of gravity.
When its florets ripen
With hundreds of edible seeds
It must bend its body
Into the earth's bosom
And allow the birds
To eat to its seeds
That are rich in oil
A woman must follow
The rules of romance.
When her lips ripen
With hundreds of edible kisses
She must surrender herself
Into her man's arms
And allow him
To eat her kisses
That are rich in passion
A sunflower on a sunny day
Will turn its face
Towards the sun
And with joyful eyes
Watch it move across the sky
A woman on her wedding day
Will turn her veiled face
Towards her husband-to-be
And with eyes soaked in matrimonial joy
Watch him move across her soul
The nickname for Kansas
Is the Sunflower State
For it is where
Every sunflower dreams of living
The nickname for a man's heart
Should be Kansas
For it is where
Every sunflower woman dreams of living
Pork Chops With Coffee And White Chocolate SaucePork Chops with Coffee and White Chocolate Sauce
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
3 tablespoons butter
3 teaspoons all-purpose flour
1 cup broth
3 oz (60 g) white chocolate
------
3 tablespoons butter
4 boneless pork chops
6 tablespoons finely ground coffee for dredging
Salt and pepper
Method
Make first white sauce with white chocolate, then cook the pork chops:
1. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a small saucepan over medium heat.
2. When the butter has melted add the flour and mix well.
3. Add broth (you may use water and broth powder or cube), stirring constantly to incorporate and cook the flour.
4. Let the sauce cook on low heat for approximately 15 minutes, stir regularly.
5. Add salt to taste.
6. Take the saucepan off the heat and add white chocolate, stir until melted.
7. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in a nonstick pan over medium heat.
8. Season the pork chops with salt and pepper, then dip them into ground coffee taking time to coat
GrrrrrIN CASE WOMAN ON THIS SITE HAS NOT FIGURED IT OUT YET
THERE ARE FUCKING MEN ON THIS SITE THAT ARE JUST PLAIN ASSHOLES THEY MAKE YOU BELIEVE ONE THING AND FUCK WITH YOUR HEADS BIG TIME
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
TO ALL THE WOMAN ON THIS SITE THAT ARE VERY EMOTIONAL AND HAS A BIG HEART .......PLZ PLZ BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TALK TO YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS GONNA BE PLAYING YOU
Chicken With Mole NegroChicken with Mole Negro, simplified
This is a very much simplified version of the famous Mexican dish.
See also our more authentic recipe.
Ingredients
3 tablespoons corn oil
8 whole chicken legs with tights attached
2 cups hot salsa (Mexican or Tex-Mex)
1 cup chicken broth
1 sweet pepper, chopped
6 sundried tomatoes, soaked in hot water
4 tablespoons raisins
4 tablespoons peanut butter
1 corn tortilla
1 teaspoon ground cumin
½ teaspoon ground pepper
½ teaspoons cinnamon
½ teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon salt
2 oz bittersweet chocolate
3 tablespoons sesame seeds, roasted
Method
1. Cook the chicken legs in corn oil.
2. In a blender mix salsa or tomatoes, sweet pepper, sundried tomatoes, raisins, peanut butter, tortilla, chicken broth, salt and spices, and puree on high speed.
3. Heat the sauce, add chocolate and mix well.
4. Add more salt or spices as needed.
5. Cook the chicken legs in the sauce at low heat until tender, approximately one
????WHY IS IT THAT WHEN A MAN PLAYS A WOMAN EVEN 2-3 WOMEN AT A TIME THERE CONGRADULATED
YET A WOMAN WHO IS MARRIED AND TELLS THE TRUTH TO EVERYONE SHE COMES IN CONTACT WITH THERE CONCIDERED A LIAR AND A HOE
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT SHIT
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE DAMN RULES DIFFERENT !!!!!!
Do You Ever?Do you ever get tired of being mildly retarded?
haha. Just kidding. You're probably incredibly retarded.
Or maybe it's just me.
Chocolate Truffles With Orange LiqueurChocolate Truffles with Orange Liqueur
Ingredients
7 oz (200 g) dark semisweet chocolate (45-60% cocoa)
4 oz (120 g) butter
2 egg yolks
2 oz (60 ml) orange liqueur
4 oz (110 g) dark semisweet chocolate (45-60% cocoa)
Method
1. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt with butter over hot water in a double boiler.
2. Add egg yolks and orange liqueur and whisk gently until the mixture is smooth. Let cool in the refrigerator overnight covered by plastic wrap.
3. Scoop small tablespoons of chocolate mixture and roll the truffle balls in your hands; be careful to avoid melting the balls. The size (diameter) should be about 1 inch (2.5 cm). Alternatively, shape the truffles by using a melon baller.
4. Cool them in the refrigerator before coating with melted dark chocolate.
5. Melt the dark chocolate over hot water and cool the melted chocolate to 95 degrees F (35 degrees C) or less but do not let the mixture harden.
6. Coat the cold truffle balls by r
Classical Chocolate Truffles With RumClassical Chocolate Truffles with Rum
Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) semisweet chocolate
½ cup (1.2 dl) heavy cream
1½ tablespoons dark rum (or coffee or cream)
5 tablespoons cocoa powder (unsweetened)
Method
1. Break the chocolate into small pieces and melt it with cream and rum over hot water.
2. Whisk gently until the mixture is smooth.
3. Let it cool in the refrigerator overnight covered by plastic wrap.
4. Scoop a small tablespoon of chocolate mixture and roll the truffle balls in your hands; be careful to avoid melting the balls. The size (diameter) should be about 1 inch (2.5 cm). Alternatively, shape the truffles by using a melon baller.
5. Roll the balls in cocoa powder.
6. Store the truffle balls tightly covered in a refrigerator.
Classical truffles of this type are manufactured by a number of companies in USA, Europe, Australia and elsewhere. They should be served at 64-68 degrees F (18-20 degrees C). If the temperature is higher they might be
Skaarup's Fantasia FudgeSkaarup's Fantasia Fudge
Ingredients
½ cup butter
2 ½ cup sugar (extra-fine granulated preferred)
5 oz. evaporated milk (one small can)
12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips (Hershey's™ or Nestle™)
7 oz. marshmallow creme/fluff (1 Jar)
1 cup walnuts (chopped) -or- 4 oz. bag [optional item]
1 tsp vanilla extract
Method
1. Line a 9" x 9" pan with aluminum foil and set aside.
2. Place chocolate chips, vanilla, and marshmallow cream into a 3-quart saucepan (or Pyrex bowl) and set aside.
3. Chop walnuts and set aside (optional).
4. Heat milk at Medium setting until warm then add sugar. Bring to a rolling boil (Medium-High), stirring constantly with a wooden spoon. Continue to boil for 8 full minutes -or- if using a candy thermometer continue boiling until the boiling temperature reaches 235°F but do not exceed 9 minutes rolling boiling total.
5. Remove from heat and add butter. Stir until dissolved (but no more than 30 seconds).
6. Pour hot mixture over chocolates, vanilla, and
The VibratorTHE VIBRATOR
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED:
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED:
"MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.
UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY
AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID:
"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, O
My Holy BookWoman of mine
Robe thyself
In queenly attire
And come lie upon
My chivalrous chest
And allow me to number
The pretty layers of your heart
As if they were sheets
Of holy papyrus
And write upon them
Our romantic love story
Instantly turning your heart
Into my book of love
That will beat forevermore
Woman of mine
Follow me
Into my dressing chamber
And allow me
To protect my book of love
By covering it
With a jacket of my
Shining-knight commitment to you
Woman of mine
Lead me
Out into the night air
And allow me to shine
My starlit eyes upon you
As I open up your heart
Layer by layer
And read
Our story of romantic love
To listening ears
Of all those beneath the sky
What A Piss Off!!!!!!!YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL PISS OFF IS
WHEN A GUY STARTS TALKING TO YOU AND GETS YOU TO REALLY LIKE HIM ........ENUF TO CYBER WITH HIM AND THEN CALLS YOU A LIAR AND DISAPPEARS
AND
ANOTHER PISS OFF IS PPL TALKING TO YOU ALL THE TIME FOR WEEKS MONTHS AND YOU FINALLY GIVE IN POST PICS THAT NORMALLY YOU WOULD NEVER DO AND THEN EVERYONE JUST STOPS TALKING TO YOU .......I MEAN IF THATS ALL PPL WANT THEN THEY SHOULD GO TO A PORN SITE
DONT MAKE FRIENDS AND OR PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND JUST TO GET WHAT YOU WANT
PPL HAVE FEELS YOU KNOW
Why People Gotta Stab U In The BackI want to know why it is that someone tells you they got your back and they are your friends.Then they turn around and talk shit on you to other people thinking you won't find out.I think that is messed up.If you ain't gonna be a true friend then don't bother to be a friend to anyone at all.That is what I think about all that shit.
The Hungry BirdI asked her
"Why do you send out
Your voice in sad song
Each morning
Like a hungry Java Sparrow
Singing sadly in an empty rice field"
And she said unto me
"Sad is the song
Of that hungry little ricebird
Because it has
No grains of rice to eat
And likewise, sad is my song
Because I am a hungry little lovebird
Who has no grains
Of manly love to eat"
So in her backyard, I planted
Some cereal grass, that produces
The edible seed called rice
And now that Java Sparrow
Only sings happy songs
Because it hungers no more
But I told her, "I cannot feed
The little lovebird in you
For the women in my pass
Were like vultures
And have eaten up
All my grains of love"
So in my life, she planted
Some warm affection
And romantic tenderness
That produced a fertile field
With countless grains
Of manly love
For her eating pleasure
So now she is
My little lovebird
And happy are the songs
She sings for me
PoetryCurses For You
Keep comin at me....
Keepin me aware of you.......
My source of inspiration....
Oh how much I hate you.....
Stupid indecision
Yes, I do abhor you
Cursing you indignantly.......
But you keep comin at me
Although I'm not alone....
Am I your addiction?
Your fix for the day?
How can I forgive you?
When I can't forgive myself
Stupid indecision
Keeps you comin.....still.
.........Me
can anyone guess what this is about?
A Woman Of Fire"Is there anything hotter than I woman burning with romantic fever? "
What is this feeling
of extreme heat
traveling like a woman’s
ignited passion
throughout my anatomy?
Fiery woman, why has thou infected me
with your romantic fever?
Were you born inside a volcano?
Does lava flow in your veins?
Because how else can a woman
be so hot with romantic fever!
Am I to become
your inferno of love
or shall I be
burned at your stake?
Yours arms looked
so warm and rosy
yet fire doors they were
waiting to shut me inside of you.
Why cook my body
over your campfires
of hot passion
as if it was a marshmallow?
Is this not torture
or your way
of giving fiery love unto me?
My burning soul
in earsplitting outcry
wept "behold what I now be
because of thee."
My thoughts burn
with so much fiery fierceness
my mind is afraid to think
fearful it will set my brain on fire.
Afraid of being barbecued
in this heat
my spirit has fled my body.
My emot
I Want To Make You Bleed TooI haven't quite found what it is in life that I'm looking for, but I have found that I'm not doing a very good job at looking for it either. I picked up another job, I need the cash, but there is so much I wish I could do right now besides work. I work all day long and by the time night falls, I feel like I've bled myself to death, my body aches and yet I have achieved nothing other than went chasing after another dollar. But doesn't money make the world go around? Money makes ugly girls pretty, makes fat girls skinny, makes unpopular people suddenly a VIP, makes you give up everything that is good in life to you so that you can make it in this world. I want my laptop, I want my tattoo, I want to move the hell out of my parents' place and have freedom all to myself, I want to live my life the way I want to live, I want to see the world, I want to reunite with old lost friends along the way...but do I have to bleed myself dry ? Do I have to give up my life to make that money to do ever
Party Timehey everyone tonight is a good night, im kicking back with a sexy red head who is my best friend and a really cute guy.getting blasted.There are certain people on here that think im such a prude.ha, may come to some sort of surprise to you but baby im bi....although you guys are cute on here i will say there is no comparison to a hot woman.So to the one who insulted me last night and attacked my computer with a melicious virus because I turned his ass down, eat your heart out and draw your own conclusions.To my buddys i love you.Deb I love ya.I am back with a vengence!!!!!!!!!!! Eat Puss people!!!!kisses does your body good..yum :)
Va Hosp, JibberishBf should be home from the hospital tomorrow depending on the VA and their efficency. The doctor asked him why he was here..Bf told him and what was done. The doctor said something to the fact about the dumbass doctor that admitted him should have never admitted bf in the first place. Bf said the dumbass doctor was standing behind the other doctor when this was said...would have LOVED to have been a fly on the wall while listening to the conversation between them!
They admitted him for a 'walk-in' procedure. Sometimes..no, most of the time I wonder about the ability that hospital has.
And bf wants me to start paperwork for me to be seen at the VA Hosp. (I am prior military). I am not in hurry to do this!!
Hope you all have an extra blanket or someone to snuggle with as it is suppose to be freezing the next couple of days!
What is strange is I am sitting here shirtless(not braless) because my night sweats have started. Burning up, here!
Wet dreams everybody!
Blahim sitting in my office with absolutely nothing to do and im bored out of my fucking mind. i wish that i knew where there was a party. maybe if i could get trashed then i wouldn't be so bored. anyway. blah.
steve-o
Older Women!!!Subject: older women
Aren't older women great??
When I was married 33 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 33 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a +50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up
your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!
With God all things are possible.
My First MontageHey.. This is the very first picture montage that I have created. I think it came out very well. Take a look and let me know what you think.
It's Still My Day.Ok. I want to start this off by informing you, the reader of a few things.
1. Today, January 30th 2007 is my 24th Birthday.
2. As such, I may or may not have had a few old friends over.
3. As such, I may or may not have had a few "adult beverages"
4. As such, I may or may not be inebriated.
There, now that we have all of that out of the way, here's what I have to say today. An old friend of mine who served with me overseas posted a new blog today. He's a very right-wing kind of fellow who believes with great sincerity that the Democrats are ruining this country. I'm not so close minded as to think that he is totally off, but I never cared much for his political standpoints. The guy is kind of a troglodyte when it comes to that kind of stuff. What do you expect? He re-enlisted!
Anyhow, Where was I? Oh yeah! I don't blog mutch here. I'm one of those people who matured into the world of personal networking websites with MySpace. My good friend Nic introduced me to it a fe
Farmer In CourtA farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking Company's
Lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident,
"I'm fine?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road."
The lawyer interrupted again and said "Judge, I'm trying to establish the fact
that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on
the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he's
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer
the question."
By this time the judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the
lawyer "I like to hear wha
Kimberly On Blog Talk RadioJan 30th, 2007
11:00pm Eastern time with Blog Talk Radio
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ctactor1
Just click onto the Jan 30th show to listen to my blog interview or you can go to: www.myspace.com/modelactresskimberlyd and listen to it on my blog on the CODE:BLACK page.
www.insideentertainment.biz
Kimberly
I Get To ThinkinI am starting to question ppl at this point in my journey down this path called life. I start to wonder who is playing games, and who is real. Who Wants to know Jamie, and who thinks Jamie is just some punk 23 yr old kid. So, I am gonna sit back and start doin a lot more watching, and a lot less talking. I am gonna carry on doin what I do. Help ppl who ask, be there for my "friends" and I am gonna wonder, "when i need someone who will be there for me". Who is gonna be grateful enough that i was there for them and ask me, "Jamie, whats up man?" or, "Jamie, you don't seem yourself, how are ya?" I am beginning to think I have become a stepping stone for everyone in my life with some shit that has gone on in my life recently very few of my "friends" have been here to support me. Some ppl pop in when THEY need a friend and never stop any other time to say, HI", Bye" or "Kiss my ass". and again I think, who are these "friends". I realize That I am not one to "reach out and say something fir
A Big Surprise For All Of You On Ct. {please Read & Repost}A BIG surprise for all of you on CT. {Please Read & REPOST}
Hello everyone,
I wanted to throw a teaser out there for all of you Cherry Tap members that love to write prose, poetry and songs. Within the next week or two I will be doing an international press release about a gift I will be giving all of my friends here, and on MySpace. It is something I have put a cumulative effort of over 10 years of work into. I will not tell you what it is now (just to keep you guessing [evil grin]), but you will like it.
I want to let you know now, so when the day comes you can prepare to help me get the word out in a big way. It has been mentioned on the front page of the Wall Street Journal and in PC Magazine. If you figure it out, please keep it a surprise.
I will post this bulletin every now and then, until it is announced. On that day, PLEASE help me get the word out. I spent 10 grueling years working on this to give it away for free, and all I am asking is for a little help spreadin
Random QuotesYOU TELL ME TO GO TO HELL, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I OWN IT. I'LL SEE YOU UPON YOUR ARRIVAL, ENJOY YOUR TRIP, MOTHERFUCKER!!! -- VAMPIRESS
IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE AND FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S LIFE IS GIVING THEM VODKA AND HAVE A PARTY. -- RON WHITE
WISDOM-MY BROTHER HAD 2 KIDNEY STONES BUT HE WISDOM BOTH OUT. -- JEFF FOXWORTHY
LETTER CARRIER-IF SHE'S GONNA PACK ALL THAT STUFF, I SAY HELL LETTER CARRIER OWN LUGGAGE. -- JEFF FOXWORTHY
ALL WE EVER DO IS TALK, WE LIKE TO RIDE BUT NEVER WALK, WE MAKE IT SO DAMN EASY, WE GET BORED, WHY CAN'T ANYBODY SEE, WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU IS BAD FOR ME, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SILLYWORLD, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SILLYWORLD NO MORE.(2ND CHORUS) -- STONE SOUR-SILLYWORLD
BirthdayWell, its that time coming up very shortly. It is about 30 mins away and I will officialy become 30 years old. It still feels like yesterday when going to high school and so forth. So, to all people reading this blog. All I can say is... I hope for some ass kickin times at age 30...and it will all begin at RPMs on Friday Arpil 13 in Bridgeville, PA.
Later everyone!
SL
Ct Strike(repost) -- What A Load Of Baloney!subject: CT Strike(repost)
date: 2007-01-30 21:57:17
BabyJesus calls Cherry Tap, HIS web site and he can do what he wants with it. HOWEVER, when he started selling parts of his world such as Blasts and VIC accounts, It no longer is his alone. Everybody that puts any money into the site is now a partial owner.
In the last few months, the NSFW policy as become ridiculous to the point of being unbearable. The policy is discriminatory and very unfair. We have all heard the horror stories about peoples pictures, mumms and stash being deleted for basically no good reason and the excuse being NSFW.
To protest the NSFW policy, on February 1, please cancel all blasts and VICS for one week. Lets see how the lose of money will make the administration of Cherry Tap change their minds about who's web site it really is.
(repost of original by 'HOTSTUD A SLAVE OF TIFFY' on '2007-01-26 10:43:03')
(repost of original by '¢¾LuvleeJenn ¢¾¢¾ CherryDiva¢¾' on '2007-01-26 11:01:03')
(rep
CrapSometimes I think to myself, "What the hell are you doing? Put those back! They'll take you away if they find out you took them.?
Im A Dork I SwearJust write your name and "wuz here" after it. you may ask yourself why? Ask me later cause i have no idea haha
~~Timmy~~~
MovingHey Ya'll :)
I Am Juss Letting All Know That I Am Moving Tomorrow Morning (Wed Jan 31st, 07) And I Won't Be Back Online Till Monday Afternoon.
***P.S. Don't Miss Me Too Much***
Much Luv To Ya'll From Ya Girl Charr Charr,
Hugs N' Kisses
NipplesSo you can lick your own nipples. Big deal. I can too. If I take them out of the jar.
Back In The Saddle Again...big Tour Kick Off I Detroit W/ Amber Pacific And Daphne Loves DerbyMessage:
Hey gang!
Just wanted to drop by and let you know we have a few shows starting to show up on the books, the first being in Detroit with Amber Pacific and Daphne Loves Derby. Here are the details:
02/27/2007 06:30 PM - Shelter
431 E. Congress
Detroit, Michigan 48226 US Cost: 12.00 Description: w/ Amber Pacific and Daphne Loves Derby Doors: 6:30 stage time: TBA
03/03/2007 08:00 PM - Headliner's
4500 N. Detroit Ave.
Toledo, Ohio 43605 US Cost: $5 and $7 Description: Other Acts TBA http://www.headlinerstoledo.com
Take My SonTake my Son
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art.
When the Vietnam conflict broke out, the son sent to war. He was very courageous and died in battle, while rescuing another soldier. The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son.
About a month later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood at the door with a large package in his hands.
He said, "Sir, you don't know me, but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that day, and he was carrying me to safety, when a bullet struck him in the heart and he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art. The young man held out this package: "I know this isn't much. I'm not really a great artist, but I think your
son would have wanted you to have this."
The father opened the package
~~for Men Only~~warning**graphic~~>> Subject: Probably no trade-in value!
>>
>> If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
>> trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
>> scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,
>> but that's not the worst of it.
>>
>> My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see
>> things up close.
>>
>> My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
>>
>> I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of
>> weather.
>>
>> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
>>
>> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
>> M y fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>>
>> But here's the worst of it --
>>
>> Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator
>> leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Life Has To Move On........As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will... You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time... You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken... You'll fight with your best friend... You'll blame a new love for things an old one did... You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love... So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin...
Hottie...........This is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!!
Do i look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no
Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no
Am I?
[] beautiful!
[] sexy
[] fine
[] pretty
[] iight
[] ugly!
Do you think i still have my v card?
[] yes
[] no
[] dont know!
I look like..
[] a player
[] a slut
[] a whore
[] a hubby/wifey type
[] a one time thing
[] a next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] date me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no
what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] Hub
~~all About Coach Bear Bryant~~> Forget the school - just read the story!!!!
> At a TD Club meeting many years before his death, Coach Paul "Bear"
> Bryant told the following story, which was typical of the way he
> operated.
>
> I had just been named the new head coach at Alabama and was off in my
old
> car down in South Alabama recruiting a prospect who was supposed to
have
> been a pretty good player and I was 'havin' trouble finding the
place.
>
> Getting hungry I spied an old cinder block building with a small sign
out
> front that simply said "Restaurant."
>
> I pull up, go in and every head in the place turns to stare at me.
Seems
> I'm the only white 'fella' in the place. But the food smelled good.
>
> So I skip a table and go up to a cement bar and sit. A big ole man
in a
> tee shirt and cap comes over and says, "What do you need?" I told
him I
> needed lunch and what did they have today?
>
> He says, "You probably won't like it here, today we're having
chitlin
Who You'd Be Today (kenny Chesney)Sunny days seem to hurt the most
I wear the pain like a heavy coat
I feel you everywhere I go
I see your smile, I see your face
I hear you laughin' in the rain
Still can't believe you're gone.
It ain't fair you died too young
Like a story that had just begun
But death tore the pages all away
God knows how I miss you
All the hell that I been through
Just knowin' no one could take your place
Sometimes I wonder
Who you'd be today.
Would you see the world, would you chase your dreams
Settle down with a family
I wonder what would you name your babies
Somedays the sky's so blue
I feel like I can talk to you
And I know it might sound crazy.
It ain't fair you died too young
Like a story that had just begun
But death tore the pages all away
God knows how I miss you
All the hell that I been through
Just knowin' no one could take your place
Sometimes I wonder
Who you'd be today.
Today, today, today
Today, today, today.
Sunny days seem to hurt the most
I we
My Nudesok i finally did it you all have asked so here are some nudes for now
If I Had Only Known........ ( Reba Mcentire)If I had only known it was the last walk in the rain,
I’d keep you out for hours in the storm.
I would hold your hand, like a life line to my heart.
Underneath the thunder we’d be warm.
If I had only known it was the last walk in the rain.
If I had only known I’d never hear your voice again,
I’d memorize each thing you’ve ever said.
And on those lonely nights, I could think of you once more.
Keep your words alive inside my head.
If I had only known I’d never hear your voice again.
You were the treasure in my hand.
You were the one who always stood beside me.
So unaware, I foolishly believed that you would always be there.
But then there came a day,
And I turned my head and you slipped away.
If I had only known it was my last night by your side,
I’d pray a miracle stop the dawn.
And when you smiled at me I would look into your eyes
And make sure you know my love for you goes on and on.
If I had only known,
If I had only known,
The love I would have shown, i
It Made Me Think.Do you think angels have anal?
Do you think I've suffered long enough?
Do you think I've had too much sugar today?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
hehe... i said "anal".
*~*hurt*~*well its been 3 days since i fell down the steps, and muh mom is bitchin at me...i told her i cant work if i cant walk, plus i got money n~e~wayz. thought one of muh rommiez(one i hate) was moving, but is now not..damn..but on the good newz hes movin in april. but i got bud for thearputic use(yah rite) but hopefully i can get to work sooner, cuz still gotta get that paper. jus got word of gettin a new spot, hell yah...peace,love and happy smoke..holla..ima out
Hair Cut!Well i just got back from cutting my hair, i dont have time to post photos tonight, BUT that doesnt mean that i wont tomorrow. I like it, im waiting till all the highlights are out and then im going to grow it out crazy long and donate it to Locks of Love.
im still crappy, but if i dont do anything nothing will change. This coming from another sleepless night. I thought that i was asleep, but i realized that i was only staring at the celing zoning out. lol Great fun let me tell you, me and Maytag ditched my classes today to just sleep. and I got about three hours of it before my sister decided to wake me up by texting me stupid shit. So im butt tired....lets see if i sleep tonight!
MovingI JUST WANNA LET EVERYONE KNOW I WONT BE BACK ON TILL MONDAY SOME TIME.WILL MISS YOUS BUT WILL BE BACK SOON.
TAKE CARE . DARLIN MOTHER
Superbowl BoundWELL I AM GOING TO MIAMI FRIDAY TO WATCH MY COLT'S KICK THE BEAR'S ASS IN THE SUPER BOWL I CAN NOT WAIT,HELL I MIGHT LIKE IT SO MUCH I WON'T
WANT TO COME BACK HERE,TO INDY.BUT ANYWAYS I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS COLD PLACE AND GO TO A WARM PLACE.AND SEE THE COLT'S WIN THE SUPERBOWL.
I Am A Crunchy Bastard.You don't think I'm a bastard? Who but a bastard would read a mumm about child molestation (terrible tragedy that) and get hung up on this sentence:
survivor of child molestation as a child
Obviously you were a child. That's why it's called child molestation.
Some day I'll burn in hell. Or something. Meh.
~~help Friend Out~~FAN HIM
THROATFAWK!@ CherryTAP
he had a ton of fans and was on uber level
but the site fucked up
and it all been wiped and he back to cherry picker and barely any fans
i dont care if u are a guy it wont make u gay just to go fan him
& just repost it so it can get around
HE FRIGGIN ROCKS!!! & i cant stress that enough -
one of the best ppl on cherrytap!!
SO PLZ HELP HIM OUT - u be doing me a huge fav as well ;)
and repost the shit out of
this so it can get around i really appreciate it
& im sure he will too!!
THROATFAWK!@ CherryTAP
To Those Who Cannot Find Help...This struggle
may have been part of a greater plan.
Maybe my mistakes can be used
for those who cannot find help
and seem not to seek.
The preparation area has not been cleaned,
but I want to be clean.
I'll submit myself this time,
wholly.
I need help, though.
I've got to stop this.
It seems I've hit withdrawal
or some kinda snag.
The other side of the egg
is my own willingness to utilize my mistakes to the fullest...
but again with that pesky pride.
Hottie...This is the "hottie" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Dont worry about hurting feelings--- BE HONEST!!!
Do i look like a good kisser?
[] yes
[] no
Would you kiss me?
[] yes
[] no
Am I?
[] beautiful!
[] sexy
[] fine
[] pretty
[] iight
[] ugly!
Do you think i still have my v card?
[] yes
[] no
[] dont know!
I look like..
[] a player
[] a slut
[] a whore
[] a hubby/wifey type
[] a one time thing
[] a next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
Would you rather..
[] hook up with me
[] cuddle with me
[] date me
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU?
[] yes
[] no
what would you want me to be to you?
[] friend
[] girl friend/boy friend
[] Hub
~~crabby Old Man~~A good perspective for all of us………..
A poem on life
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had
nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and
content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of
the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet.
"Crabby Old Man"
What do you see nurses? ......What do you see?
What are you thinking......when you're looking at me?
A crabb
Your Babies SmellThere is a reason I don't want to have your babies. They smell funny.
Oh... you wanted me to have new babies for you? Ok, now I'm all confused.
I'm a man. With a penis thingy. I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies.
Finally! I've been needing to type that line all damn day and was stuck trying to figure out how I would do it.
I Was Thinking Of YouSomething in your eyes I know I can't resist.
Something in the air I don't know why.
You were always here for me since I've been on my own.
'Cause of you I know you'll never let me cry.
Can I believe that your heart still beats for me?
Let me receive a sign that your my destiny.
I wanna know.
Gimme a reason for me to believe in can't you see in my eyes?
I need a reason for why I'm not still grieving.
To you I'll never say goodbye.
'Cause deep in my heart I know there's a reason.
Why I'm never leaving.
Your why I'm never alone.
You've given me a reason for me to believe in.
And you're my reason.
Newmay aswell make a blog. yep...
I Have 2 New Picswell the pics are so cute and they of my neice who is 1 in march.I can't wait for her party. well came by to let u guys know that and plus i get my keys to the new house tomorrow afternoon so i will be packing for the rest of the week now and i will be o here to. Well have a great night and talk to everyone in the morning. Love all of u guys on here that are my friends.
Are You Proud Of MeSitting by your graveside
Talking you in my mind
I could help but wonder
If I had turned out like you'd hoped
Did I become the man you wanted
And use your teaching well
Are watching over my daughters
and rocking gently the one lost
Leading them on their lives
From far away
A grandfather they never knew
Did I help raise your daughter right
As grows into a woman
Give her the wisdom you gave me
and pray that she will listen
Did I do well with mom
Helping her with you passing
Sheilding her from as much as I could
A shoulder to lean on when she needed it
Dad I know that time has passed
But I miss you still today
Yet one question still haunts
Are you proud of me?
1:05:34One hour five minutes and thirty-four seconds
Yeah that’s all it took was
One hour five minutes and thirty-four seconds
Hey There Lonely Girl the Chi-lites crooned as I snuggled up next to you
Earth Wind and Fire asked Would You Mind
And, Heatwave urged me to suck on your nipples Always and Forever
As my hand found you clit Stevie Wonder launched a Ribbon in the Sky
And the Commodores urged me Just to Be Close to you
You accommodated so well by grinding your mound against my hand
Because I Adore you I entered you like the prince I am
And you hit high notes like Minnie Ripperton because Loving You is easy because you’re beautiful
I hope you don’t mind
I hope you don’t mind
That Elton John sang Your Song
As I took you on the Stairway to Heaven inspired by the O’Jays
By the time the Isley Brothers asked Lets Make Love Tonight
I had already beaten Toni Tony Tone in giving you Whatever You Want
Sade knows This Is No Ordinary Love
Becaus
Wellwell im not much in the mood for slowpoke cherrytap tonight. so i'm off to shower and then to bed. sweet dreams. see ya tomorrow after work.
and to all those that have ice, wind and snow - drive carefully and be SAFE!
Cold NightIts a cold night over here, but maybe get warmed up by....
Only Massachusetts Folks Would Understand!!!Only Massachusetts Folks Would Understand
>
>1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will
> always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.
>
>2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70
> mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
>
> 3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
>
> 4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water
> Country as a kid
>
> 5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
>
> 6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part
> of the English language.
>
> 7. Your social security number starts with a 0
>
> 8. You can actually find your way around Boston
> .
>
> 9. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
>
> 10. You keep an ice scraper in your car
> year-round.
>
> 11. You can tell the difference between a Revere
> accent and a Dorchester accent.
>
> 12. Springfield is located "way out west."
>
> 13. You almost feel disappointed if someone
> doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off
Idiot Awards ...Number One Idiot of 2006
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Two Idiot of 2006
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper wa
A Moon Lit WalkA moon lit walk
Walking on the moonlit beach where two passing souls meet
Silhouettes of lost souls where their paths end no one knows
Whispering waves breaking with tears as they both grow near
Reaching each other with grasping hearts intertwining souls that will not part
Growing with the surf they try to quench the thirst
with loving Embraces that never last
with growing hunger they try to feast rolling around on the sandy beach
Growing together with the high tide as they ride the moonlit sky
By Scott baker
There’s A Rainbow That I’ve FoundThere’s
A mesmerizing Midwestern breeze that I’ve felt
There’s
A southern, seasoned, sultry, soul food spice that I’ve tasted
There’s
Exquisite earth moving disturbances making my piece-by-piece fall into 4ever
There’s
An infinite endless methodic beat reaching the eastern part of my drum
There’s
Spiritual hymns being hummed
There’s
Attractive verbs that curves across the skies like “Will You?” and “I Do” that gave promise for growth
There’s
The 4ever shared glares exchanged like hyphenated last names
Then,………there became us
Yeah, there’s a rainbow that I’ve found
Within this surreal spectrum of countless possibilities
I’ve found heaven’s comfort within the circumference of this wedding ring
Letting things like fate dictate finding my own serene solidity
Outstretched against the walls of a blue canvass
Dances defining the numerous of cumulus clouds for miles in the distance
It’s your appearance that invents amazement
Your science that promotes hypotheses
How
Indoor Snowball Fight!so my mom decides to have a indoor snowball fight.. well actually she decided to throw snow at me while i was on the computer lol so i got it and put it in my cup and now i don't want to drink it!
BUT THEEEEEN.....
she does it again!
SOOO...
it was my turn to get her back! haaaa so i go ouside and make a snowball and throw it at her, but she had an evil plot too! after i threw it at her and went to walk away she put a snowball down the back of my shirt! OMG! SHES EVIL I TELL YOU, EVIL! LOL!
haha so that was my night! how did yours go? lol
you can share if you would like :-D
Are Some Video Codecs Not Working? Here's A Solution To Try!!Ok, I have notice sometimes when viewing some of my friends profiles I would get a message, \"Additional plugins need to view all files\" or something to that effect. Well, after some gruelling effort and research, I followed these instructions I finally found and so far it has worked. I cannot guarantee this will fix your particular issue, but it has helped me a great deal..Best of luck...
Restoring the Windows Media Player plugin
1. If any of these entries are not present, look for the files in the Windows Media Player directory (usually C:Program FilesWindows Media Player), and if you find them copy then to the Firefox plugins directory (usually C:Program FilesMozilla Firefoxplugins). Then repeat the previous step and check the files are all there.
2. If some of the files are still missing, you can download the individual files from dlldump.com:
* npdsplay.dll: http://www.dlldump.com/download-dll-files_new.php/dllfiles/N/npdsplay.dll/3.0.2.629/download.html
HonestyJust wondering why guys just can't be honest and say what they want, if its sex then say it lol! tired of guys being fake and coming up saying "I want to know you more" or "would love to just be friends" if they're not serious! thats all for now ;o)
LololA bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."
AttitudeWhere to begin.
So for the majority of my late teen and adult years I have had multitudes of people "remind" me that I have a bad attitude. I knew I did, but I thought it was just a little quirk of mine that only some super sensitive people would just have to get over, because that is me and they should love me for me. Boyfriend after boyfriend would tell me that we broke up because my attitude sucks. I thought it was a cop-out. There is so much more to me than me stinky attitude, and the rest of me totally rocks. I mean like supreme coolness. Part of my stinky attitude is my horrible stubbornness. So being the stubborn me I refused to try to fix my "attitude" because I want to be me, and thats part of me.
Here lately Im not really sure if its my current depressed state/situation or what my problem is, but this little attitude of mine has really shown me its true colors. Wait, does that make sense? OK, what I mean is my attitude has been more prominent lately. I have been a total
I Am Not The GirlI am not the Girl who wants to have sex with every man online or im my life GET IT !!!!!!!!
I am not the Girl That Just because I have this weird Sexual thing about me I am wanting to be Screwed by the Entire Male Species
I am not the Girl that just because I have Large Breast and have cleveage means I am goin to let you touch ,lick, or see them just because their there and your horny
I am not the Girl who just because I am not ashamed of showing my skin a little means I want to show all of it to every pervert around me
I am not the Girl that just because your Horny and playing online because a. your not paying attention to your wife or significant other wants to have Cyber Sex with you . Get off the Computer she may be Horny too
I am not the Girl that wants to feel that everytime she meet a man I have to wonder if all he wants from me something sexual and nothing else.
I am not the Girl who Gives Up on Love or thinks all Men are Evil
I am Just the Girl with a
How Could She Do This????Wife Convicted of Poisoning Marine Husband With Arsenic for Life Insurance
SAN DIEGO — A woman was convicted Tuesday of murdering her Marine husband with arsenic so she could cash in on his $250,000 life insurance policy, some of which she used to have her breasts enlarged.
Prosecutors argued that Cynthia Sommer, 33, wanted a more luxurious lifestyle than she could afford on her 23-year-old husband's $1,700 monthly salary and saw his military life insurance policy as a way to "set herself free."
In addition to the breast enlargement surgery, Sommer's friends and co-workers testified, she threw wild parties and had casual sex with multiple partners in the weeks after her husband's death and the payment of the insurance policy.
Sgt. Todd Sommer was in top condition when he collapsed and died on Feb. 18, 2002, at the couple's home on the Marine Corps' Miramar base in San Diego.
His death was initially ruled a heart attack. Tests of his liver later found levels of arsen
My New AddictionWell, I now have a new addiction. It's called Blokus. If you know what it is that's great, but if not, it's a strategy game that is both alot of fun and a mind workout. I bought the board game, and went crazy over it and it's great for kids to play too. Now, I am hooked to the online game of it. You can play with people from all over the world. I would love to have more friends on there though. I go by EchoAngel on there too...so come check it out, it's at least worth it to try it out once.
www.blokus.com
Hope to see you soon on there!!!~Echo
Life Just Isn't .....Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have, or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend
or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed, it's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is
or how much money they have Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.
Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde,red, black, or brown. Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are,
or how smart standardized tests say you are. it's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at your sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing
This Is Just Unreal But Soooo Funnythis is just unreal but soooo funny
Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
=====
Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
=====
Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see
the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
=====
Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
=====
Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
=====
Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my
I Made It!I made The National Dean's List for 2005/2006! I'm excited! I was hoping to make it since joining PTK at my college, but wasnt sure because only 1/2 of 1% make it... but I did!
I should also be getting either Honors or Dean's List at my college too for last semester.
They are two different things if you are wondering, but overall looks really good on me for grad school and such!
Naughty Or Nice????1)Ever been to a strip club?
Yes
2)Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No
3)Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? NOPE I CAN HANDLE MY OWN LOL
4)Kissed someone of the same sex?
MANY TIMES WITH MANY DIFFERENT WOMEN SUCH AS MY DAUGHTER, MOM, GRAMMA, NIECES,ECT. YOU GET THE PICTURE LOL
5)Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yes
6)Thrown up on someone during sex?
No
7)Had sex in a car?
Yes
8)Had sex on a pool table?
Yes
9)Had sex in a movie theater?
NO
10)Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
11)Had sex at work?
NO
12)Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
13)Have you ever purchased items from an adult store?
Yes
14)Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
No
15)Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No
16)Is there someone you wish you could have had sex with?
Yes
17)Have you ever had a threesome?
No
18)Are your breasts real?
Yes
19)Have you ever kissed a stranger?
How Could She Do This!!!???Wife Convicted of Poisoning Marine Husband With Arsenic for Life Insurance
SAN DIEGO — A woman was convicted Tuesday of murdering her Marine husband with arsenic so she could cash in on his $250,000 life insurance policy, some of which she used to have her breasts enlarged.
Prosecutors argued that Cynthia Sommer, 33, wanted a more luxurious lifestyle than she could afford on her 23-year-old husband's $1,700 monthly salary and saw his military life insurance policy as a way to "set herself free."
In addition to the breast enlargement surgery, Sommer's friends and co-workers testified, she threw wild parties and had casual sex with multiple partners in the weeks after her husband's death and the payment of the insurance policy.
Sgt. Todd Sommer was in top condition when he collapsed and died on Feb. 18, 2002, at the couple's home on the Marine Corps' Miramar base in San Diego.
His death was initially ruled a heart attack. Tests of his liver lat
Mr Right Not Mr Right Now!every guy that regrets hurting or losing her.
To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!!
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO SE
The Story About The Tiny Frogs> The story about the tiny frogs….
>
> Life's lesson
>
> No. 1
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> There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,...
>
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> … who arranged a running competition.
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> The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
>
> A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants...
>
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> The race began...
>
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>
>
> Honestly:
>
> No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
>
> You heard statements such as:
>
> "Oh, WAY too difficult!!
>
> They will NEVER make it to the top."
>
> or:
>
> "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
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>
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> The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...
>
> ... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...
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> The crowd continued to yell
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> "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
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Do You Know This Person???WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and DipSchitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married
Loda Schitt, and
Becca NmiIn addition to being an odd girl for a variety of reasons, I am different than most everyone else in a semi-noticeable way.
I have no middle name.
My mother has never really explained to me why she chose to not give me a middle name. She always tells me that it was such a stressful time for her and the rest of the family. After all, she was an unwed, teenage mother and the Colonel's daughter. My middle name was just something that she didn't consider.
"Huh?" I've asked myself that question many times. "How could she not consider it?"
My dear Uncle, who was off making a name for himself in college at the time of my birth, tells me that I have no middle name because even my first name was barely considered. I was supposed to be a boy. I have a boy name, he reminds me - that is, a name that I would have had if I was born the right gender. He likes to irritate me by calling me my boy name, which, in fact, does include a middle name, quite often. He mostly does this when he leav
A Virgin's Worst Nightmare!A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parent
Where Babies Come FromWhere Babies Come From
One afternoon, little Janie returned home from school and announced to her Mom that a friend had told her where babies come from.
Amused, Mom replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
Little Janie explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes. Then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Mom shook her head gently, leaned over to look little Janie in the eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry."
LoveFew people know what they mean when they say I Love You..Well,what does the word love mean. It means total interest.I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price.The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
I'm Hosting New Contest Starting Feb 4thOK MY DEAR TAPPERS. I'M HOSTING A CONTEST THAT STARTS FEBRUARY 4TH AT 12AM EST.
BATTLE OF THE BULGE.
ENTER YOUR GUYS LADIES, OR GUYS ENTER YOUR SELVES IN TO THE CONTEST. MAY THE GUY WITH THE BEST BULGE WIN!!!!!
MSG ME WITH YOUR ENTRANTS ASAP!!!!
What's Your Inner Eye ColorYour Inner Eye Color Is Green
You're off-scale unique and creative - just like green eyes
You're peaceful, relaxed, and easy to be around
You've got an exotic flair that draws men in... with unique beauty.
What's Your Inner Eye Color?
Feeling Artistic For OnceMY LIFE AS IT MAY BE
BY: the psychopathic sandman
THE NIGHT HAS FALLEN AND LIFE SEEMS SO FULL OF EMPTYNESS, VOICES CONFLICTING WITH MY SOAL ARE LOSING ALL INNOCENCE....
AS THE DARKNESS ENTERS MY MIND, THE FEAR OF DEATH IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY, THE ANGER BEGINS TO TAKE FORM AND RISE, DEMONS UNSEEN RISE TO CONSUME MY SOAL WITH HATE ....MY LIFLESS BODY GROWS COLD AND BEGINS TO TREMBLE, THE LIGHT THAT ONCE SHINED THREW MY EYES HAS GROWN DARK AND HAZY .... THE VOICES KEEP TELLING ME TO LET GO , TO SURRENDER MY SOAL TO THE EVIL THAT IS WITHIN, TO UNLEASH THE FURRY THAT HAS SO DESPERATILY BEEN TRYING TO ESCAPE MY SOAL ...I CAN NOT ESCAPE MY FATE I MUST ACCEPT AND MOVE FORWARD .... FOR NOW BEGINS THE JOURNEY ....THE JOURNEY TO DISCOVERING MYSELF AND REDISCOVERING MY SOAL ... THE PATH I FALL BE IT GOOD OR EVIL ONLY TIME WILL TELL, ONLY LIFE WILL TELL
PLEASE LEAVE SOME FEED BACK ON MY WRITINGS .. I KNOW THEY ARE DARK ..MOST TIME I SOON WILL POST OTHERS
Im HomeI been in the hospital since last thursday...They wanted me in the hospital for the pulmonary embolisms I have in both lungs.
I was Given Heparin intravenously and COUMADIN.
I finally got a decent blood level for the last 2 morn ... so they let me come home.
Start protime tomorrow,,,
Thinking the next 6 months is going to be a challenge...
Got no decent veins left...they had to put a central line in on sat..Picc.
Got that removed today...
So bruised........
The good news?????????
I STOPPED SMOKING...........6 days free!
Hugsss
Check Out This New Song For Valentine's DayCHECK OUT THIS NEW SONG FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
Hear This Song At .....
CLICK HERE To Hear Simply Because I Love You "
http://www.betarecords.com/player.php?songid=17353
" Simply Because I Love You "
I stopped to catch my breath
When we first met that evening
I knew that all I ever wanted was you
To spend the rest of my life
Doing something special
it would be loving you
Bridge
I get sentimental
When I hear our song
Get this special feeling
When you are near to me
Simply because I love you.
I stopped to catch my breath
When we first met that evening
I knew that all I ever wanted was just you
To spend the rest of my life
Doing something special
It would be loving you
I get sentimental
When I hear our song
Get this special feeling
When you are near to me
Simply because I love you.
Lyric By Howard Pearlman
Music By Robert Thomson
Vocals by Doug Lewis - Realoldone
Copyright.2002.Thomson/Pearlman
(©Pearlman / Thomson / 2002)
Master's PetLeaning over he looked through the bars of the large dog cage. His girl lay naked against the cold steel floor with her hands handcuffed behind her and her feet tied together. She looked back at him fearfully her eyes begging to be let loose. She could say nothing for the ball gag that was in her mouth.
How is my pet today? He asked her sweetly.
She looked at him mutely tears leaking from her eyes.
Yes you look very contrite my sweet, but I don’t know if six hours is long enough or not.
She tried to nod her head yes though with the small space she was in and the chains it was hard to do. He unlocked and opened the door pulling her out by her ankles. Holding her up by her arms he dragged her to the bathroom and set her on the pot still chained.
I’m sure you might need to use this pet.
She looked at him gratefully as she peed for quiet a long time. Personally he was surprised she had lasted the whole six hours without soiling the cage. She was the first of his girls to make it
Hey Muh Sexxxy Cherry FellazHEY EVERYONE !!!! OK SO I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO BE THE HOSTESS OF A CONTEST INSTEAD OF BEING IN ONE..LOL.. THE CONTEST IS GUNNA BE CALLED "BE BOSS LADY'S VALENTINE" IT'S GUNNA START ON FEBRUARY 1ST STARTING AT 11 AM EST AND IT WILL BE ENDING FEBRUARY 13TH @ 12 MIDNIGHT EST. SO COME HAVE FUN AND ENTER ! SO SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY SO I GET IT FOR SURE IF YOU WANNA ENTER AND I WILL GO RIP YOUR PICTURE,I NEED TO HAVE ALL ENTRIES BY JANUARY 31ST.
~** RULES **~
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COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED
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YOU CAN BOMB YOURSELF
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PIMP YOURSELF
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NO HATING ON OTHERS IN CONTEST,WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN !
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WINNER IS GUNNA BE BASED ON MOST COMMENTS,HOWEVER IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO COMMENTS AND RATES,SO MAKE SURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO RATE ALSO.
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I'M GUNNA GIVE EVERYONE THAT ENTERS 10 COMMENTS TO START OFF WITH.
***** PRIZE ******
PRIZE(S) WILL BE BOUGHT FROM CHERRY GIFT SHOP AND ALL MONEY EARNED FROM CONTEST GOES TO WINNER,SO THE MORE
Wish The Lads Were Herejust talking to my rootmate about the pass and fuck!
i miss the good olds day of hanging out with more then 5 friends at a time just bashing on eachother talking shit about the people we hated and who we would fuck
then making plans about going and just hanging out in downtown for no reason and just for the hell of it
fuck now that i am on my own non of it happens anymorefuck i wish the lads were here
Introducing Me!!I'm not sure what this NSFW thing is - how come so many people at work are here when they should be working?? lol
Anyway, I'm new here and this is just to introduce myself, so I will keep it reasonably tame in case the boss or someone else is looking over your shoulder :)
My name is Jo, and if you've seen my photos you'll know that my hair is bright red, hence the "Red" part of my name, the "Witch" is really a joke because my hubby Chris reckons I know what he is thinking before he does - but then he is only a man:).
I can't show all my photos here, but my profile tells you how to see over 200 of them. Please do look, I would like you to, and please comment on them if you like them.
I'm a complete slut for my husband, I dress to please him and give him anything and everything he asks for. I'm not submissive but I love to give, and he gives me all I want in return.
I have been really overwhelmed at the response since we started this just six months ago - around 70,000 views so far,
Make It Happeni just started this site its cool as hell to me but i just hope people sho me love like i would do 4 them. so i can get used to this u feel me
Pleaseeee With Cherries On Top*********** BOMBERS NEEDED *********
ENDS WEDNESDAY JAN 31 AT 10 PM CENTRAL TIME
OFF TO WORK I WILL BBL TY TO ALL VOTING AND BOMBING..MUAHZ
Lamb Of God-laid To RestIf There Was A Single Day I Could Live,
A Single Breath I Could Take,
I'd Trade All The Others Away.
The Blood's On The Wall,
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.
Smother Another Failure
Lay This To Rest
Console Yourself,
You're Better Alone,
Destroy Yourself,
See Who Gives A fuck.
Absorb Yourself,
You're Better Alone,
Destroy Yourself.
I'll Chain You To The Truth,
For The Truth Shall Set You Free.
I'll Turn The Screws Of Vengeance,
And Bury You With Honesty.
I'll Make All Your Dreams Come To Life,
Then Slay Them As Quickly As They Came,
Smother Another Failure
Lay This To Rest
Console Yourself,
You're Better Alone,
Destroy Yourself,
See Who Gives A fuck.
Absorb Yourself,
You're Better Alone,
Destroy Yourself.
See Who Gives A fuck
see who gives a fuck
see who gives a fuck
FAILURE
If There Was A Day
31 Jan 07 - Wednesday31 Jan 07 - Wednesday
1872 Zane Grey American West novelist
1892 Eddie Cantor New York City NY, comedian
1911 A G Ogston president (Trinity College-Oxford)
1921 Carol Channing Seattle WA, actress (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Hello Dolly)
1937 Steve Karmen Bronx NY, jingle writer (I Love NY, This Bud's for You)
1946 Terry Kath rocker (Chicago)
1951 Harry Casey [KC], rock vocalist (KC & Sunshine Band)
1954 Adrian Vandenberg Amsterdam Netherlands, rock guitarist (Whitesnake)
1956 Johnny Rotten [John Lydon], rocker (Sex Pistols)
1958 Tom Schuman pianist (Spyro Gyra)
1963 Scott Ian Rosenfeld Bayside NY, rocker (Anthrax)
1851 Gail Borden announces invention of evaporated milk
1865 Congress passes 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery in America (121-24)
1874 Jesse James gang robs train at Gads Hill MO
1906 Strongest instrumentally recorded earthquake, Colombia, 8.6 Richter
1915 1st (German) poison gas attack, against Russians
1928 Scotch tape 1st marketed by 3-M Company
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The Soul's Journey Through The ZodiacThe Soul's Journey through the Zodiac
In memory of my father
(Feb. 27, 1916 - Jan. 21, 2007)
Ariens plunge right in, never thinking,
Always tempting fate, never blinking
At catastrophes that lie ahead,
While most Taureans stay in bed,
Lazing comfortably in their homes
And admiring things they own.
Restless Gemini flit about,
Always changing and going out,
As they gossip of this and that,
Changing lovers at the drop of a hat.
Cancers never want to let go
Of past lovers of long ago,
Always brooding, sulking and moping,
In their endless dreaming and hoping.
Leos constantly crave attention,
Overburdened with sexual tension
And their past indiscretions in bed,
Which they later come to regret.
Virgos endlessly worry and fret,
Nagging, carping and insecure,
Finding nothing that's clean or pure.
Libras always look for concessions,
No matter what the transgression,
Always keeping their passions at bay --
No wonder they seem so gay.
It t
Stoner?You are 58% stoner
You are a fairly regular stoner. You are probably the kid who is always smoking up at the back corner of the parking lot of your high school. You like experimenting with other stuff – although you are too clever to really get addicted to anything.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
What Perfume Are YouYour Perfume is Glow
Fresh, sexy, and clean.
You're real, intimate, and exciting.
Your lush sensuality appeals to men...
And you're as sexy as Jennifer Lopez.
Power scents: Orange flower, grapefruit, and citrus.
What Perfume Are You?
Stabbing Westward-shameI only see myself reflected in your eyes
So all that I believe I am essentially are lies
And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was
Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?
I don't know if I'm real without you
What is left of me without you?
I don't know what's real with you
How can I exist without you?
I'm wandering around confused
Wondering why I try
The more that you deny my pain
The more it intersifies...
I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you
If you ignore that I'm alive
I've nothing to cling to
I don't know if I'm real without you
What is left of me without you?
I don't know what's real without you
How can I exist without you?
I stare in this mirror
So tired of this life
If only you would speak to me or care if I'm alive
Once I swore I would die for you
But I never meant like this
I never meant like this
I don't know if I'm real without you
What is left of me without you?
I don't know what's real without you
How ca
Birth MonthYour Birth Month is April
You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life.
Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem.
Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity
Your gemstone: Diamond
Your flower: Sweet Pea
Your colors: Yellow and red
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Tuesday Jan 30Well I'm loaded and headed to a Wal-Mart in southern Mississippi. I'm scheduled to be there by noon tomorrow, then I go up to Jackson, Mississippi and pick up a load for Atlanta, Georgia for thursday. Anybody on my route that wants to meet for coffee or a soda or a sandwich - - give me a yell. Sorry I don't drink anything stronger while driving . . .
Mariachi Static On My Radio......well, i hear mariachi static on my radio
And the tubes they glow in the dark
And i'm there with her in ensenada
And i'm here in echo park
Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think i'm sinking down...
And i'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
Well i'm sittin' here playing solitaire
With my pearl handled deck
The county won't give me no more methadone
And they cut off your welfare check
Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think i'm sinking down...
And i'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
Well i pawned my smith corona
And i went to meet my man
He hangs out down on alvarado street
At the pioneer chicken stand
Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think i'm sinking down
And i'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think i'm sinking down
And i'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
So Busy Lately!Yeah sorry to all my friends! I have been so busy lately at work and home! I haven't been able to stop in and say hi! I should be around a little more and more as the week goes on! Talk to you all sonn!
Ok I Give... ????I have over 1500 friends and fans I have maybe 35 of my own that have helped me in the last couple days. 30 people that have helped me weren't my friends they helped because they were friends with someone who was helping me.. For those that have helped me I thank you very much!! And as always I will be there to help you anytime. I comment bomb and rate everyones pics anytime someone needs to level, in a contest, repost bulletins and whatever else my friends need.. Yet, only 35 can help me. I hate doing contest with a passion but I did do this one.. Fortunately I am learning a great lesson in doing so.
Again for everyone who has helped me I cant thank you enough! Thank you very much!
I'm HurtMystress R...: Look girl, I know that you have feelings You've stated that, but you need to back off.. This is not going to help build any kind of relationship with me! Please stop bugging my myspace and CT friends, okay??? AND NO MORE COMMENTS
Stabbing Westward-inside YouI feel your lips
I taste your skin
I need to know
I need to feel you from within
As your blood burns through my skin
I feel complete
I breathe you in
It's where you end and I begin
If only I could stay here...forever
So much to tell you
So much to confide
Now that I'm inside you
We are flesh
We are one
So why do I feel so much guilt for what I've done?
As your blood burns through my skin
I feel release
I breathe you in
It's where you end and I begin
If I could only stay here...forever
So much to tell you
So much to give you
So much to confide
Now that I'm inside you
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Oh yeah, I got a pack of hounds ready to pounce, I better see ya bounce along, fido
Now You See This One-eyed Midget...................You walk into the room
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say
When you get home
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You hand in your ticket
And you go watch the geek
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak
And says, "How does it feel
To be such a freak?"
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When someone
Helpreally need some help to figure out how to get rid of most of my music and start new please HELP
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