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Betch For Dummies
1.Betch A betch is another way of saying "Bitch" except it sounds a million times better and makes you feel cool! Let me borrow that top, Betch! Those shoes are mine, betch! 2.betch 1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store 2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy. 3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns "These shoes are mine betch!" "I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!" "oh...oh...oh...oh.. .by the way betch, FUCK YOU!" "let's partay, betch" "Betch, these shoes are 300 FUCKING dollars. Let's get 'em" 3.betch If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail. "I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag" "Don't be a betch" "Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said your fat" 4.Betch the new way to express the word "bitch

~ripping~
OK I have been on this sight for quite sometime. Here is my question for the day. Why do people come to these sites and can not be themselves? You are probably asking yourself, what the hell brought this on...well let me tell you!! I was told by a fellow cherrytapper...that someone ripped my photo and placed it as there main pic. Ok first of all, why me, there are alot of beautiful people out there. Second, like I said I have been here for quite sometime and have NOT had one person rip my pics. If you do not have a backbone or can not just be yourself, then GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS SITE!!!! I come here to meet new people and to continue to talk with my old friends. I am not here to hurt or take advantage of anyone.... I am a very honest person, caring, and would do about anything for my fellow friends. Why hurt someone in that way or fashion, is your life that pathetic that you find joy in someone elses art, and life... Now for the fellow cherry tapper.....who let me know of thi

Drinks And Such...
I'm not even going to expound on the horrors of work at the moment. If I get on a rant I might not stop. So I've been entertaining myself (after the last deluge of orders) with perusing absinthe's that are available online. I've never tried it but I've had it reccomended to me by several people. I'd certainly like to give it a try but ther are quite a few varieties available and most (except for tiny little taste sets) are expensive, especially when I have no clue what would be good to start with. If there's any of you who are familair with absinthe do you have a reccomendation on a particular type? I'd like to try a traditional type so that I can experience the full effect. I've found several online that seem to be good to try but I'm still curious as to other people's opinions. Of course, I also wouldn't say no to a gift of absinthe showing up at my work. *grin* If you feel that generous I'd be happy to give you my work address. But again, if you have some reccome

Love On The Internet
You wonder how I could fall in love, with someone who I have never met. A person I've only shared words with, on this thing we all call the internet. However I don't need to see your face, or care about the colour of your skin. The only beauty I need to see in you, is the beauty that shines from within. Even if I had never seen your picture, or known how your voice does sound. The love that I hold in my heart for you, was born from words our hearts found. I see you with an openess of my heart on the computer, rather than my eyes. My heart gives a truthful picture of you, whereas at times our eyes can tell lies. I have never felt your tender embrace, or even known the touch of your hand. But the way that you touch my heart, is the most important touch you land. Nothing else at all matters to my heart, when it comes to being in love with you. Love on the net is purely from the heart, and only the heart gives a love so true.

I Promise
I Promise! I Promise that I Will Love You I cannot promise you that I will not change. I cannot promise you that I will not have many different moods. I cannot promise you that I will not hurt your feelings sometimes. I cannot promise you that I will not be erratic. I cannot promise you that I will always be strong. I cannot promise you that my faults will not show. But I do promise you that I will always be supportive of you. I do promise you that I will share all my thoughts and feelings with you. I do promise you that I will give you freedom to be yourself. I do promise you that I will understand everything that you do. I do promise you that I will be completely honest with you. I do promise you that I will laugh and cry with you. I do promise you that I will help you achieve all your goals. But most of all I do promise you that I will love you

Falling In Love
Falling In Love! I'm thinking about you, a little more each day. Holding on a little tighter, to all the words you say. Every day I miss you, more than the day before. Our time together I love; and I'm wanting even more. I used to dream of you, as I lay in bed each night. Now you are my dreams, even through the daylight. I felt a flutter in my heart, whenever I saw you online. Today my heart is glowing; filled with a brilliant shine. I was shy to tell everything, which I was feeling inside. Now I feel so free to share, with nothing I want to hide. I thought you were special, from the moment we met. And each day a little further, into my heart you would get. I could always feel a bond, everytime our hearts shared. When our souls bonded also, I realized how much I cared. I find my heart needing yours; cherishing all that you do. Now, I'm not scared to admit, I am falling in love with you.

Good News 2
getting the new job means that once I'm working and sorted my finances out i.e regular money coming in each month i'll be able to visit dna tattoo and see simon.need to get the tattoo on my thigh finished. and also I've loads more(and i do mean loads i can see 10 on my notice board, 3 rather large pieces and 7 smaller pieces and 1 that is gonna be a background behind the 3 tribal and the Celtic knotwork pieces on my right shin and calf )that I've designed whilst I've been off work.that's the best thing about working for a temping agency is the spare time, down side is not having regular wages coming in. then of course there's ozzy in June too now that I'm really looking forward to.

Fairy Princess And Dragon Master
A Fairy Princess and a Dragon Master The rain just would not stop falling; I had to stop for the night, I spotted a sleeping Dragon Master. Perchance, he just might, I cuddled up under his wings as I listened to his sexy, powerful snore I had a simply wonderful erotic dream that night. I wanted to be his whore "Oh, my massive Dragon Master with your cock so hard and so incredibly big, Enter my passageway and be easy, because my Princess body's as frail as a twig" I awoke to the feeling of something rubbing up against my cum drenched crotch. The Dragon Master had turned my lust and passion up more than just a notch. His leathery tongue was flickering my pussy, so tender and so very plush My head was spinning and my climax was coming, this Dragon is giving me a rush My beautiful Dragon Master saw the lustful trance that was building in my eyes, I glanced down at his perfectly sized package and much to my delighted surprise, He WAS big, but not too

Becoming A Man
BECOMING A MAN Shadows eat in the night what we forget during the day Darkness among huddled masses engage in hidden evils Lies grow in the mouths of children Lust for closure in camouflaged corners "This is how you become a man," the child spoke as he ran his index finger over and down his left eye to his cheek. "You have broken eyes." The texture of his skin changed as he spoke the words and his eyes seemed to crack under the strain. Daemon or cherub, one cannot say, for it seemed to speak in convincing tune. Under the beat of urban lights he turned and ran away. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

Dragon Fire
Dragon-Fire A sultry turn of voice, or just the eyes, can stir the fire and make the dragon rise. I never know what prompting will succeed in summoning the dragon's need to feed, but suddenly I feel the earth below begin to quake and quaver, then to grow. The birds that nestled calmly in the trees take flight in the excitement of a breeze that seems to carry lush and musky scents that seep out from a thousand fragrant vents and fill the humid air with tastes of flesh, then wrap me 'round in all their gauzy mesh. It lumbers out from deep within its lair, inhaling fertile sparks that lace the air, bristling with a sudden urge to leap, it shuffles off the ghostly chains of sleep. It centres every sense upon the source that tantalised its now awakened force, with sinews charged like electric strings, it arches back and spreads its leathery wings. With rushing strokes that claw the air and bite, it leaps and lifts its agile length to flight. It rises in a spiral through the layer

This Is Getting Over You
Today I woke up, Younger than I've been in years. Not concerned with what's outside And peers, I don't have any. No one is my equal because I'm the king of rain. Controlling with my moodswings, Throw a thunderstorm your way, way. Drowning girls is a game I play. Today I woke up, More awake than I have felt in years. Not concerned with anything, no tears. Well I'm done with that shit. No one is your equal because you're the queen of pain. Controlling with my mood temps, Staring at my shoes while running away, way. Drowning myself is a game I play. Drown myself away, Drown myself away, away. Goodbye. This is getting over you. This is getting over you. This is getting over you. This is getting over you. This is getting over you (I'm not tired of being alone). This is getting over you (Tired of being alone). Getting over you (Being alone). This is getting over you (I'm not tired of being alone). This is getting over you (Tired of being alone). Getting over y

Deleted Mum
I posted a mum last night that the Admins apparently decided was NSFW or offensive. Imagine that... me posting something that someone would find offensive. Quite frankly, I'm shocked. This was the mum, or a fair paraphrase of it: "your hott wana cyber?" Does misspelled cyberbabble turn you off? That is, does someone telling you, "your hott i wana cum in ur pusey" make you wish you had never discovered instant messenger? Or--for men--does reading "ur sexy i suk ur cok n mak u cum wit mie tung" make you wish your dick had a literacy requirement? A. No spell = No cyber B. Piss in my gene pool

Old People Are Not Good Conversationalists
Ok, I work at a country club. I sell golf and golf-related accessories to the wonderful patrons of my course. Today a thought struck me, improper conversation. I don't have a lot in common with old people, but I'll shoot the shit with anyone who wants to...I'm a friendly fellah. The problem, however, is the huge age gap and generational differences. For instance, I can't talk to most of them about how hot Jessica Alba is. They either would not know/care who I was speaking about, or they would have a heart attack just thinking about how awesome she would look naked. Likewise...I do NOT want to hear about their new swimsuit. I don't care about how wonderful it works for tanning...elephants should not have tans. I cannot share in modern musical trends with them, they would probably throw holy water on me for even saying the names of a few of my favorite bands. On the flip side, I can always talk about Miles Davis or Huey Lewis. However...I do not wanna talk about health issues. I know the

Do You Support Your Troops?
Hey everyone. If you support your troops come to a support site on here. I support mine do you? Come by check it out. While there Plz fan and rate. Thanx I support my military and do you?@ CherryTAP

My Next Business Venture!!
Hey everyone, please read this and help me with some ideas of how we can scam the public, tax-free like all these guys do!!! Praying for Prosperity By Karen Shugart Published 03.14.2007 http://charlotte.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=140779 The answer to my finances came to me when I turned on my TV in the early a.m. A man with over-gelled hair speaks from the screen: "You have so much potential, if somehow you could just get your candle lit ... This candle is fantastic, but without a light it's not really fulfilling its purpose. Realize that you can have the Holy Spirit light up your life today! "To help light up your life, I want to send you the green prosperity handkerchief today," continues televangelist Don Stewart, an apparent staple of late-night paid programming. "All you have to do is go to the telephone and dial the number you see on the screen. It's free. It's Biblical. It's yours." The show segues through a litany of people whose troubles have va

Current Projects
Alrighty this is what I'm supposed to be keeping myself busy with (but as things would have it...bleh...): Working on gettin' my ink Work on music for my zombie video should be underway this evening (and oh my I'll even sing a verse!) Once finished there will be a zombie talent search. Dance moves will then be worked out. (yay I'm makin' up moves go me) Paid Photoshoot plans are in the making (o lala) Few Other photoshoots are in planning stages but not paid... I can't think of what else I was gonna put here due to my ear being chatted off...so I may edit later... Many personal plans going off along with these actual creative projects so I expect many delays... If anyone wants to help out in some way or another lemme know!

My Trip To New Orleans
2:00pm last Thurs: start the long ass 8 hour drive 4:00pm hit some crazy ass consruction, delayed us an hour, now it's a freakin 9 hour long ass drive 11:15pm checked in to the Wyndham Bourbon Orleans. Got a two story suite with a balcony on Bourbon...hell yeah! 11:20 Tropical Isle here we come for a hand grenade! 11:45 Jazz Emporium, standing on the balcony throwing beads to those damn flashers! 12:00 back to Tropical Isle for another hand grenade 12:15 back to Jazz Emporium to flirt with the bartender to get more free beads to throw 12:30 get another drink 12:45 get another drink 1:00am get another drink throw some beads things start getting a bit fuzzy 8:30am sit up in bed wondering how I got back to the room and when 8:31am go back to sleep 9:30am wake up everyone yelling that we have to get to the arena by tip off! 9:31am go back to sleep 10:30am for real getting up this time. We have 30 min. to get ready and to hightail it to superdome arena 11:30 am tip off 1

Things
life just keeps throwing curves at me these days it seems I feel like I have been in a nightmare I havent forgotten about anyone nor am I being rude real life is my first priority as I would hope it is for you all at any rate I have finally responded back to all emails and will get to comments as soon as possible to those who are aware whats going on and have sent your blessings thank you ...those who have my number feel free to call if you dont you may leave me yours I hope all is weel with all of you..have a kick ass week xoxo K

Merry Ostara - The First Day Of Spring
Day (yellow) and night (purple) now stand equal in the sky, with the sun and moon on each side respectively. In the centre there is a hill with an opening to a tomb. A tree stand on the hill over the tomb. The hill is covered in wildflowers. Before there can be harmony, however, the combination of light and dark in the sky reminds us that our existence and the world we live in are marked by both light and dark, good and evil., often leading to death. Ostara, we are told is a time of recalling the victory of light over dark, when the Goddess and God went into the underworld. The sacred writings tell us that the divine child, called "the light of the world", went into the world of death to bring about the victory of light. On the Ostara card a group of women are preparing the body of the Divine Child for burial. The wildflowers form a colourful canopy over a dark underworld where the face of shadowy figure is just visible. This is the dark lord who personifies evil and reminds us of t

Why Why Why.....
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Me
i'm hopeing 2 find the perfect women out there 4 me and is interested in doing women on women pics and maybe some porn privite of course 4 right now unless u want be open then thats fine with me as well gotta be older then 25 and nice body and looks

Mistress Witch
floating up high dazing into the cloudless nights, body moving ever lightly through the sky. small figure, long black hair flowing through the winds, breezing and zooming on top of my broom, i find my placing, deep woods where my wild beasts hunger wildly warewolfs in under my controll. greeting me as i give my sharp green eyes the silent stare and nod, my pets move along with me as i enter my cottage, comming upon my couldron simmering the stench of witches brew, strirring and casting the spell as the night runs along the moonless night. pets sleeping asound with my clattering around my cottage as i gather my herbs and the book of shadows. opening book of shadows, wide grin ever smuggish as i chant out. smoke twirls in shape of a human man, naked as a babe born, i walk around my creation satified with my work. a pat on the butt as the human lushiously moans as i carresse his well fit musles, bewitched monsterous laugh as i lure my human into my sacred beddings, stare stright on has t

I Ain't Settlin'
Fifteen minutes left to throw me together For mister right now, not mister forever Don't know why I even try when I know how it ends Looking like another "maybe we could be friends" I've been leaving it up to fate It's my life so it's mine to make I ain't settling for just getting by I've had enough so so for the rest of my life Tired of shooting too low, so raise the bar high Just enough ain't enough this time I ain't settling for anything less than everything, yeah With some good red wine and my brand new shoes Gonna dance a blue streak around my living room Take a chance on love and try how it feels With my heart wide open now you know I will Find what it means to be the girl Change her mind and change her world I ain't settling for just getting by I've had enough so so for the rest of my life Tired of shooting too low, so raise the bar high Just enough ain't enough this time I ain't settling for anything less than everything I ain't settling for just g

Warewolf Child
The winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time. mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother. she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and

Broken Spirit
ALONE I SIT HERE... EMPTY AND COLD.. THE LIGHT BECKONS ME IT FORCES ME TO BE OK.. HIDDEN AWAY MY FEELINGS ARE.. SHOWING NO EMOTION I HAVE TO FIGHT TO BE ALIVE I HAVE TO PRETEND TO CARE THE WORLD CRUSHED MY DREAM YET IT FORCES ME TO BE I ONCE WAS ALIVE NOW I JUST SURVIVE

Today Is My 2 Yr Anniversary Of Being With My Baby!!!!
This song kinda fits how I feel being with him!!!!! Head over Feet By: Alanis Morisette I had no choice but to hear you You stated your case time and again I thought about it You treat me like I´m a princess I´m not used to liking that You ask how my day was Chorus: You´ve already won me over in spite of me Don´t be alarmed if I fall head over feet Don´t be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn´t help it It´s all your fault Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole You´re so much braver than I gave you credit for That´s not lip service Repeat Chorus You are the bearer of unconditional things You held your breath and the door for me Thanks for your patience You´re the best listener that I´ve ever met You´re my best friend Best friend with benefits What took me so long I´ve never felt this healthy before I´ve never wanted something rational I am aware now I am aware now Repeat Chorus

Bubba
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water

Cooties
Okay, so somehow I gave my entire company a virus on all of the networks and servers. they think it either came from my CherryTap, or MySpace account. Therefore I have not been using either one of them at work. And in turn they let me keep my job. LOL Anyway, I am moving and will have a computer at home I can let get virus's and hopefully you will all still be my friends then. Until then, I miss you all. Talk to ya soon.

Finally ... I Am Home.
That was the longest 4 days off I have ever had. Due to the airport closings because of storms on the east coast the flights were all botched up in Oklahoma City and Denver. We got up at 3 am on Monday to catch a flight out of OK City @ 7 am. That was overbooked and we missed it. We also missed the next 3 flights out to Denver. Finally we caught a flight out at 1:30. We then sat in Denver for 8 hours to catch a flight out to Eugene, OR. We landed in Oregon at 10:30 pm and we arrived home at midnight last night. Fortunately for me, I got a phone call at 4:30 am from the hospital telling me that I did not need to come in this morning for we had so few new mothers in the obstetrics wing. The weekend was terrible. It was the first time I met my sisters new husband and I am not sure about him or his 2 sons. Sunday was nothing but fights between her new husband and the oldest of his sons with my sister. He is a chauvinist and believes that a woman should be subserviant to the

Looking To Get Ink Work Done
Whats up everyone. Im T.Money currently working at Big Gunz Tattoo here in Flint Michigan. If you are looking to get a custom tattoo, cover up or just want and old tattoo spiced up, give me a call and come up and see me. I will take your tattoo up to a new level.

Today At The Ortho
I TOOK ALAN BACK TO THE ORTHO THIS MORNING, THEY SAID HIS ARM HAS HEALED UP WELL. THE CAST CAME OFF AND THEY PUT A SPLINT ON. WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN 2 WEEKS TO MAKE SURE THAT IT IS COMPLETELY HEALED. ALAN WAS SO EXCITED TO BE ABLE TO GO TO USING HIS WALKER. I WAS HAPPY ALSO. ANYWAY JUST LETTING YALL KNOW.

How U Know Cheery Tap Is Taking Over Ur Life
How u know cheery tap is taking over ur life . . . . . . sad but oh so true!! 1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their cherrie tap. 2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on cherry tap?" 3. Your mobile phone bill suddenly reduces, as you now use cherrie tap as a means of communication. 4. You take out your digital camera....purely to capture classic 'cheery tap moments' and declare to everyone in your company 'that's going on facebox 5. Conversations with friends consists of 'did you see that on cherry tap!?' 6. You check your cherrie tap as soon as you get up, as soon as you get home..basically whenever you have a free minute in the day. 7. You become an official 'cherry tap stalker' when your intentions were merely to quickly check for any

Fyi To Friends And Family...
doing a little experiment.. got the idea from seeing a bulletin posted by devilsplaything... (http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3753459618) From the comment section: whats the difference between a picture of a girl or a picture of a emoticon? people don't read and think that's always the problem and not the point of the bulletin kthx ♥Tainted ♥ Love ♥ Freaks & Geeks Family ♥ The Princess ♥ 2007-03-20 04:04:06 Oh and if you read profiles and check pplz salutes there should be no confusion. ♥Tainted ♥ Love ♥ Freaks & Geeks Family ♥ The Princess ♥ 2007-03-20 04:03:26 this is from my blog tho. Plaything wasn't the original poster of the rules. I was.The link is to my blog. I stickied it so please dont turn this all ugly. And as far as fake pics go...look around the site...the men and the women both do it. It just goes to show how ppl think around here.

Daughter Wrote This After She Became A Mommy
Daughter of Mine I take a look in this book and for a while I will look at your smile You are my joy playing with your toy You're so calm around your mom The day you came Katelin was your name I will never let you go 'cause I love you so My daughter of mine giving me a sign that love is here so never fear Andrea Nicole Norman

My Daughter Wrote This
Face In The Mirror My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. Andrea Nicole Harris

Beauty
"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."-Kalil Gibran "You can take no credit for beauty at 16. But if you are beautiful at 60, it will be your soul's own doing."-Marie Stopes "Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art."-Ralph Waldo Emeerson "I don't like the standard beauty--there is no beauty without strangeness."-Karl Lagerfeld

Neutered
A woman had her dog neutered because she was told it would curb the animal's aggression. But the next day it savaged the postman. "I'm so sorry," she said, rushing to the man's aid. "I was told he'd stop attacking people if I had him neutered." "Lady," said the postman, picking himself off the ground, "you should have had his teeth pulled. I knew when he came out t he door he wasn't going to make love to me "

Trying To Make A Morph
Well I desire a morph for my stepdaughter Lynn.A Tiger Morph.So I downloaded Morpheous Morph maker free trial,beginner version.The Directions for this Program Sucks.I tried various pictures,I tried zooming,placeing the fuckin Dots.The site said it was easy,the site lied.Either that,my patience are not with me today.as I desire a ciggerette terribly.I finish the picture,had the dots lined up perfectly,with zoomed technology.I honestly think a 12 yr.old could have done it better.I cannot make Morphs.I can do many things but stuff associated with computers,I can't ,So I wasted 2 hrs when I could have been here doing rateings.

My 'goth Contest Has Start' Bulletin
The Bests Looking Goth Contest has began, the contest will end Tuesday March 27, at 12 pm EST The Prizes Will be:First Place: Silver MotorcycleSecond Place: RolexThird Place: Platinum Cherry If Anyone one breaks10,000 comments thenthe prizes will beFirst Place: CorvetteSecond Place: Silver MotorcycleThird Place: Men's Ring or Women's Ring Here are your contestants, go BOMB them, this is a open contest if any one wans to join anytime before it ends then they will be allowed to, understand thats the contest will NOT be extended because of any new entries that may come in. ~Gothic Rose~Goddess of Blood and Daggers~Founder of The Covenant of Shadows~and~Founder of LDCCristal-NoirBLOODSYNDICATE.MESSIAH[time killer extraordinaire] [fetish toy] ..catalysmic [aura]..Ariyen ~ KOT, NaN, Bartender 4 Club FantasiaMORBID PRINCESS-LADY ONYX OF THE DARK REALM-LDCF CT WIFE OF BLACK KNIGHT -LDCFBisexualVampyre ~*B&A Family Princess Bitch*~

George W Bush
You know, This is really annoying the hell out of me. Why is it that we elect people to office only to have them force their ideals and agenda on the country instead of doing what the American people want? Isn't that the whole purpose of democracy? We are now entering year 5 of the Iraq war and what has come of it? That is right, absolutely nothing. George W Bush is nothing but a war monger. He thinks if we impose "OUR" ideals on Iraq, that It will make this country safer. How exactly does that work? Democracy will not and does not cure the insane. Want proof? Go to wikipedia.com and type in Oklahoma City Bombing. No form of government will control revolt. The Islamic religion will never change and that is what is causing these people to react, not how they live under a set of rules. People have their own brains and decide their destiny. W....If you want this country to be safer....there is only one solution. That is bring the troops that are supposed to be defend

Congrats To Me
hey all i got the supervisor job. not sure when i start it. becuz they have to find someone to replace me.lol mite talk a little while.but i got it. woohoo. the electrician just left also. so i will be commenting tomm. i gotta get some rest cuz i work tonite. it will be rough starting the new job title. becuz i will be working 2:00pm-11:00pm. five days a week. so i will haft to get used to being awake all day and sleeping at nite. since i have worked graveyards for the longest time. plus i wont see my fiance as much becuz he will still be on third thift. so we will make it work somehow. gotta have faith that our love can work thru it. well going lie down now. loves yall and big hugs

Bout Me
hello i m new to this thing so i dont knw how this works or wat not but i m a single mom of 2 boys ages 12 n 9 there my world no matter wat i m 32 years old live in lewiston so if u would like to chat u can send me a message on yahoo at sweeetlips101042402002

Update On My Lacey
ok lacey has went and seen doctors and they found out lacey has a condition called anisocoria it is where only 10 percent of the usa population have it the dilation of her pupil is natural and they r saying she has had it her whole life and it was brought on by the accident but not caused from her hitting her head thank god. talk about a relife i still have not heard from the school board stupid asses im calling the lawyer tommorow to tell him lets press on they still have not offered to pay not one bill her headaches have seemed to ease up she still complains about them but they are not as bad as they were ill keep you all posted on the laywer issue hugs and nips thanks for all the prayers Larina and Family

So, What's Cherrytap Like?
I thought about leaving MySpace, since there are problems posting with Linux, but I decided to stay there. There's a few other blogs, though, that I might get rid of since nobody seems to read them or anything. Somebody sent me a link to this place and, seeing how it's more "adult" than many of the other sites, it is interesting to me. I'm still trying to figure it out though. :-)

Ever Felt This Way????
Don't look now, things just got worse I'm drunk again, I swear this crescent--is just a curse I got here by killing off all my friends I think I figured it out - my life begins when the fun ends I've got my wings, I'm free to go as I please Yeah, I got my wings, now nothing really pleases me 'til Everything falls apart, then I get to try to put it back together Everything falls apart, and you can count on that like you can count on bad, bad weather again Was it good? I don't remember much about it When things start to feel right, you can count on me to start to doubt it The devil's not in the details, the devil is in my pants It's shoot first, apologize later, another quick end to a short shod romance I got what I wanted, now I don't want anything I got what I wanted, now my life is just boring 'til Everything falls apart, then I get to try to put it back together Everything falls apart and you can count on that, you can count on bad, bad we

Why Does Life Have To Be So Damn Difficult
why does life have to be so difficult eapecially when you are trying to start a relationship and just loose your job. i feel so damn depressed right now and dont know what to do about it. if anyone has any advice for me please feel free to. i am out looking for new jobs and it is hard to deal with especially when i am under a lot of stress. i need all the advice and help i can get thanks everyone...

Love?
Whats love? Is it a place, a feeling, an emotion, understanding, or caring about someone? Is it finding that perfect person, or is it having someone who is there? Is it feeling alive with no regret, the tears, the blood and the sweat? Tell me what love is, tell me where to find it cause maybe I'm not brave enough to see.

Grow Up
OK HERE I GO AGAIN..ON MY BITCH WAGON..LOL.. A FRIEND OF MINE ON HERE WHO IS A NICE WOMAN..WELL THIS GUY WAS WANTING HOOK UP WITH HER AND WHEN SHE SAID NO HE CALLED HER ALL KINDS OF FILTHY NAMES..I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU..BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE A MAN IN MY EYES..ITS A LITTLE BOY WANTING TO PLAY AT BEING A GROWN UP..I TOLD HER TO TELL HIM THAT SHE HAD A NICE BIG BUTCHER KNIFE FOR HIM OR A MAGNIFIYING GLASS..THIS PISSES ME OFF..I HAD A BOY WANTING TO SEE IN MY PRIVATE FOLDERS THE OTHER NIGHT AND WHEN I SAID NO HE GOT PISSED OR I GUESS I SHOULD SAY PISSY..I TRIED TO BE NICE AT FIRST,HE WOULDN'T LET ME..HE WAS 20 YEARS OLD..I'M WELL OVER THE AGE THAT I COULD BE HIS MOTHER..I DON'T MIND BEING WITH FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE OF ALL AGES..BUT IF THEY WANT TO REMAIN FRIENDS THEN THEY NEED TO GROW UP,AND IF THEY CAN'T THEN THEY SHOULD FIND A KIDS PLACE TO HANG OUT..NOT ON MYSPACE EITHER BECAUSE THAT WOULD STILL BE TO ADULT FOR A FEW PEOPLE..MY 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ACTS MORE MATURE THAN A L

Thought Processes
I read this in todays paper and had to pass it on. Read it carefully, especially the third and fourth paragraphs, and think about it. Then tell me how the railroad could have prevented it. Residents rail at train deaths By Kimberly K. Fu/Staff Writer Article Launched: 03/20/2007 06:33:40 AM PDT Outraged over two recent train-related deaths in Suisun City, a local citizens group plans to speak out at tonight's Suisun City Council meeting over what it sees as a lack of rail safety. "We want to find out why it's taken them so long to do anything," said Dwight Acey, spokesman for the Suisun Citizens League. "It should've been a month, at the longest." On Feb. 23, local resident Van Smith, 82, was killed when his Saturn was struck by an Amtrak Coast Starlight train about a mile north of the Suisun/Fairfield Station. Smith apparently had been driving south on Sunset Avenue around 10 a.m. as the crossing arms began lowering. Police said he drove under the arms, stopped on

Yeah I Hate Me Sometimes
BEST RIDE: Dom's Navy Destroyer 'RATE AND COMMENT BOMB. THE ONE WITH THE MOST COMMENTS WINS. IN CASE OF A TIE THEN THE RATES WILL BE ADDED TO THE TOTAL' ^^is behind^^first contest^^ends soon^^ BEST FAKE PIC: Crazy's broken pic 30 DAY BLAST, COMMENT BOMB and rates count for 10 votes! ^^very far behind^^first contest^^ends 28th^^ NO END DATE ON THESE just please help if you got spare comments! 'WV REBEL COWBOY is going for the YACHT+ one month blast:)=20 000 COMMENTS Good luck :) '6000 COMMENTS AND SHE GETS HER TROPICAL VACATION' PLEASE GO SUPPORT THEM

Haterz, Ho's, Fakes
H8rz, Ho'z, & Fakez This goes out to all u haters... The two faced fuckers & shallow imitators, You think these Drama queens & cam whores mean what they say? Fuck no.. Its just their method to be noticed... For their own ego's sake Coming online just for shits & giggles, Mind fucks, an wastes of time... I should have figured... Your merely hams for the cam ... How you love to be seen. Str8^ Chat hoz & attention fiends. It's like a video game to you... Nah u don't give a fuck, Cuz you'll just make it go away with one click or touch.. How sad an pathetic that your so fake, You'd rather hide your face, Than to be put in your place Well I've had enough now, I detest your ways & your webs of deceit that has spawned my rage This is my coming... call me karmas messenger, I'm sorting out the frauds... Not to disrespect to the rest of ya. But my disappointment in humanity, Has been growing all the while, As i add former lovers & friends to the pile An the mound

Venomous Envy
Secrets, deception, lies And hypocracy. Just a few of the Things you've done To make me want to Hate you. Disguested by What gives you Pleasure, is exactly What causes me pain. Stabbing me with Your wise remarks And pinching me With your hateful Eyes. It's the greed In your heart That's torn us apart.

For Someone Special
For someone special Someone just now made me smile, Someone kept staring at me all the while Someone opened the door of my heart Someone made my heart his living part Someone took away all my tears Someone gave me a life full of cheers Someone who will remain a special someone for me Someone I trust and that only one can be…

Untitled Heartache
The fear is in your Heart indtead of in Your eyes. It's the hateful And angry words You say that I have Dispised. If it's one thing I know, it's how Much you don't want to Let go. You can Push Your feelings away As much as you want... But no matter How hard you Try and fight and Whine, complain... Your love for me is Still there, the way I see it... It's plain and visable.

40 Ways Women Fail In Bed
MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should be worshipped and held tenderly at all times.The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds of the way down. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them off with pliers before even looking at a guy's ball bag. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's dick don't just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It's a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every angle. SILENT FRIGHT: If you've come and cannot be arsed to scream to show your appreciation, at least make some s

40 Ways Men Fail In Bed
http://www.bikernet.com/garage/sextech.asp 40 Ways Men Fail In BED For men as your guidance and for women to guide your man..... Specially dedicated to all men.... Men - this is a free instruction guide for all of you who never get invite back after the first time and think it's because of your body odour; of course for some of you that could be true as well.....40 ways Men Fail in BED 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour & trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your birthday cake! 3) NOT SHAVING. Guys often forget they have a porcupine strapped to their chins, which they rake repeatedly across their partner's face and thighs. So when she turns he

Shattered
Kick down my wall Ruin my name Spit in my eye And Mark me with Shame. Raindown on me With your hard Looks and your Harsh words. But you will Never make me Forget the promise I made. Because it means the world to me... Reguardless Of what has happened

Not Only Men Find Me Sexy
I am a member of an Over seas chat room wich covers the other half of this blue planet. And I posted on my profile that i was heterosexual. OK well then I am not angrey or pissed in any way fact is i am totally laughing this one. It would seem Men are not the only ones falling at my feet. Subject hi Sent 20 Mar 07:15 Dear lovely mistress, It’s one of my dreams to see you…. I’m begging you to accept me your faithful slave… My pleasure my real pleasure become when I beginning to worship your foot, exceptionally the toes, when I feel that my life belong to those delicious foot. when I spend my life under your feet, when I feel that I’m your slave the only slave of this fascinating tempting tantalizing sexy violent lady, when you deal with me like a queen and her servant with all kind of humiliations…. I would like you to dominate me…. to use me to please and serve you and to make me satisfy you by licking all your body…. From your lips to you neck to your breasts and the nipp

3 Mistake's.....
Mistake #1: Leading A Man To Think You Are "Needy" And "Insecure" Did you know that there are 6 ways you can set off a man's "Insecurity Alert" and make him think twice about pursuing a relationship with you? Sadly, even confident women often "accidentally" give off one of these signs... and just one can kill the chance of a man asking you on a second date. As you read through these signals men pick up on as "needy" and unattractive, ask yourself if YOU have ever been guilty of committing one of these deadly mistakes: Talking or saying nasty things about your past boyfriends. Saying bad things about men you have been involved with actually reflects the negatively back on YOU. It makes a man worry you are carrying around "baggage" that HE will have to deal with should he become involved with you. Speaking negatively about other women. When women call other women names like "slut", "bitch", and "crazy", it is anything but impressive to a man you are attracted you. Women wi

One Perfect Kiss
These feeling inside I try to hide, but with you it's to no avail. My mind often drifts back to one special night, and childhood fairytales. You saved me with one touch of your hand, and in that moment I began to understand, the nature of the burning that ran so deep inside. The pleasure of the moment, when you first kissed me. Your aftershave still lingers, on my pillow at night. Memories keeping me warm, of when you held me tight. I have never known such passion, never known such bliss. I never knew I could feel the way I felt, with one perfect kiss.

* Codes Of Awakening *
********************************************************************************************* 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 6:66, 7:77, 8:88, 9:99, 9:11, 10:10, 11:11, 12:12, 13:13, 14:14, 15:15, 16:16, 17:17, 18:18, 19:19, 20:20, 21:21, 22:22, 23:23, 24:24 ********************************************************************************************* ... ********************************************************************************************* My personal list is included as above - so below for the blog reader's intringue. I see many Codes of Awakening all day / night / through the multidimensional electromagnetic vibration of the GRIDS. I see other sequences as well - including patterns of non master numbers as well as sequences of numbers, inverses, reverses, sequential arrangements - ALL Sacred Geometry - what a divine blessing ....Here's an abridged list...... *********************************************************************************************

Him
I close my eyes to hear his voice and yet I never do. And though we`ve never met one another my heart is what he seeks. I raise my chin to look in hopes to see his face, remembering that his voice is only in my head. Faith is my only hope that I will find him soon. Although I`ve never seen him, I know he loves me well. I have so many questions and much I want to say. I love his name, I love his face, I love how he makes me feel. I close my eyes to hear his voice and yet he never speaks outloud. And though we`ve never met one another my heart is what he seeks.

Fear
That evil creation Made by my fellow sisters To torment and scare me. Every glance into it gives them more power. Feeding off my pain and suffering, sucking on the fear, That grows with in my belly. Everywhere I turn it haunts me, Preying that it will fade so I can not see the demon that now Stands in the place off what was once a woman. My hem grows heavy with the blood, pooling around me, Looking forward with pain shinning in my eyes, the reflection waivers Making the evil creation go black, never to be haunted by that Mirror again.

Another Poem
you where the one i ran to for help now your gone and i'm alone not knowing how to do this on my own i'm lost in this maz we call life srtanded and scared you where the only one who cared but i was a dummy and blow it all because i couldn't handle it all i know now that i acted like a kid when all you did was be there i'm sorry i couldn't show you the real me the one who's strong and not so scared my heart call's out but your not there i don' know how to live this way but all i can do is let you be you have a life to live with out me....

Italked To My Friend /performing Madness
i talked to my friend ryan about going to a show last night and i fell zasleep and had a dream that i was performing heheh it wasso fun i miss it sooo much and my friend percy want me tyo come work with her in hollywood as some fucking naughty chick at the place she works heheheh i must say im very temted it sounds fun.ive been thinking about naughty ); i havent felt good becauseof my ear so no naughty for me.in my dream i also went through this area of peope who wouldnt except outsiders how crazy like 20 different groups. and i ended up at this store mostly girly shit like fuxxy pink books and then i came to this section where they had really pretty dresses and toy guns so i took my pants off and got 2 guns and put the gun belt on it was fucking awsome and then my friend i was with played with them and i tried on a couplre dresses with my boots hahah yea tankgirlesk i guess hahah it was strange... im horny

Mechanics
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed. "Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "No " "Vell, DON

Golden Years Prayer
With every breath I take,I say a little prayer. I pray that I'll be old and wise with silver braided hair. I pray that I'll have lots of friends from young to very old. and one of them will haved learned from me something more valuable than gold. I pray I will have been of help to someone I hold dear and that my eyes stay good for at least another year. most of all I pray to live a long and healthy life and to make some old man a very happy wife.

Government Official!
A cocky Ministry of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the Provincial Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ministry of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

Without Your Love I Would Die !!
6 word love note Body: if this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." 1st: If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. 2nd: REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!) repost this with the title "6 word love note"

* Consciousness * Rules Of Existance * Science & Spirituality * Cosmic Substance * Partika * Partiki * Particum * Partiki Phasing * Primal Order / Su
* Consciousness * Rules of Existance * Science & Spirituality * Cosmic Substance * Partika * Partiki * Particum * Partiki Phasing * Primal Order / Substance * ********************************************************************************************* Consciousness ********************************************************************************************* Consciousness is energy and all energy is conscious. (See: Rules of Existence) A popular misconception in the scientific arena is that consciousness is formed by the brain-function and thus ceases to exist at the death of the physical brain. This misconception simply illustrates that contemporary science remains innocent to the knowledge of morphogenetic Fields (MF) and multi-dimensional reality structure. This assumption creates a misinterpretation of available data through which manifest symptoms (the brain) are mistaken as the cause (consciousness). (The Tangible Structure of the Soul - Page 8)

Poem
i'm sorry for the way i was i'm sorry for the pain that i caused i hate to admit it that i was wrong you know i still love you you know that i care but that doesn't stop the pain and dispar you where the one i saw my self with but i let fear put a stop to it i wish i was stronger i wish i wasn't a dummy but you know that i am i love you to death which doesn't seem to far away cause i'm slowly falling away i just want you to know i'll always watch you from up above i love you honey you know i do i can't say enough i'm not the hottest chick walking around but if you gave me the chance to show you i've changed i promise i wouldn't hurt you again...

Hey
Hey everyone I Have Just rented 3 Movies. I will see how they are and let u all know what I think. I rented The New Bond Movie, The holiday and National Lampoon's Spring Break!! So I will be busy for the next 6 hrs and not on. Just so you all know why I am not on!! So if u need to reach me or want to talk to me it just going to have to wait hehehe!! Talk to you all later. Bye!! The National Lampoons Spring Break sucks it was like a documentory on spring break there was no plot or story line at all. I watched The Holiday is was a awesome movie!! Even though it was a chick flick!1 Actually never saw that side of Jack Black Before Really surpiseing. I would def buy it!! I tried to get into the Bond movie just could not do it!! It was sooo long!! I am just glad I didn't go to the movies and waste money to go see it!! What a dissapointing movie!! Love to everyone !!

Bob Geiger Says It So Well.
Whether or not the Bush administration or Congressional Republicans care much about Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda is to a large degree dependent on which way the political wind is blowing on a given day and the extent to which it suits their agenda to scare the crap out of the American people, while hitting the always-painful 9/11 nerve. Despite American intelligence agencies continued insistence that al-Qaeda and its leadership are the biggest terrorist threat to the United States, bin Laden is still at large 2,000 days after George W. Bush boldly claimed that he would get him "dead or alive." Of course, Bush's "resolve" was very temporary. Six months after saying that, our tough-talking Commander-in-Chief told the nation that "I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him to be honest with you." And under the Republicans, we've focused on the pointless war in Iraq, while the Taliban gets its mojo back in Afghanistan and al-Qaeda continues to pick u

My Knight In Shining Armor
My Knight in Shining Armor To My Rescue, you can not understand, But will you come? To Stand Strong in the face of Adversity To participate in this fight for love Just Fairy Tales they Say Mount your Steed and gallop into the horizon Forever looking for your damsel in distress And when you have her in your arms, you will caress Swiftly you ride, back to your castle you go Care for her you will, Shield her from her pain Cover her heart full of woes Mold her into the woman you want her to be But alas, just another prison you have put her For only in Fairy Tales can one be shielded from all the pain Her heart must be nurtured Like a flower needs room to bloom My Knight in Shining Armor How will you let her live? The magic of love is formed by reality Bring her back to the Castle you will. Let your shield of defenses down and so will she. Let the dance of love begin. Let her become the woman she needs to be. Do not shield but o

Bone To Pick With The World
Man, this society is just over flowing with people who try soooooooooooooooo hard to be what they THINK is sexy or cool, when, inside everyone knows how really bland, and ugly they truly are And, when ya'll try hard, It looks so retarded... I wish people had hidden cameras everywhere catching these people in their pathetic acts of trying to be "sexy", so they could see themselves, and say, "Is that really me?? I look like that when I do that??" Yes.. Yes, you do See, maybe, then, it would scare a bunch of ya'll into realizing how pointless your lame efforts are... and how foolish they look to everyone else, including yourselves FUCK DEFINING BEAUTY!! FIND YOURSELF!!

Oh Lord.
I was just looking at the calendar and realized that I'm not going to be home two weekends in a row. well with the exception of our "break" next saturday. damn. this is getting to be too much, i don't think my liver can survive two weekends in a row of nati & chris. not to mention jason & chris (Halifax. Though I am thinking of forcing Jason to drink that nasty ass shit he pawned off on us at the Chance... We shall see.

Stalin Comes To California
http://www.uclaprofs.com/articles/dirtythirty.html This group of radical right alumni have decided that it is their duty to expose professors who, in their opinion, are too liberal. This in it's self is not a problem. What is a problem is that this group has decided it is their duty to strong arm these professors into either changing the way they teach, get them fired, or harass them into quitting. The leader of this group, Andrew Jones, has decided to pay students to gather information on any teacher they believe to be too left in their teaching. http://www.uclaprofs.com/studentshelp.html To summarize their criteria for what they consider valid proof. A student must have "Full, detailed lecture notes, all professor-distributed materials, and full tape recordings of every class session, for one class." Andrew Jones is an example, and not even an extreme example, of the tactics the radical right has resorted to. In Ohio evangelical preachers are threatening their cong

My Bar Tab Is $300.00....
PLZ leave me a comment to let me know what your tab was.....Thanks Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 Had sex with someone of the same

Stupid People
In all my life I have always valued honesty above all else. Because it seems that somehow honesty is tied into so many other things. You can't have loyalty without honesty. You can't have trust without honsety. You can't have a lot of things without honesty. I would go on. But who really cares about all that. But now I have found something else that really irritates me. Being called a liar! I'm here venting about being called a liar because I don't lie. I don't believe in telling someone that I like their hairstyle when they ask if I don't. I might say that its nice, but not my favorite. I won't intentionally hurt someone with my words. But I beleive that by telling them how I actually feel about something is much better than letting them think that I like something when I don't. White lies don't even apply. Sure don't get me wrong. Sometimes its better to omit a few things from the truth but even that has its limits. Like yesterday, I was running late for work. So I told my boss that

Vehicle Survey
1) Do you drive the speed limit? usually I'm a little over. If you don't do at least 80 on 93 or the pike you're a hazard to everyone else. lol 2) Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Yep once. 3) What's the fastest you've ever driven? 125-130 last year on the New England Rally! 4) Do you listen to music in your car? of course! 5) Would you rather be the driver or the passenger? driver 6) Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers? I don't allow that crap. lol 7) Whats the longest distance you've ever driven in one day? from Morristown TN to Tyler, TX.....22 hours, only stopped for gas Last year's New England Rally. 1,500, 6 states, 3 days.. Hella fun times! WWW.NEWENGLANDRALLY.COM 8) Where was the first place you drove when you got your license? home 9) Did you have restrictions on where you could drive when you first got your license? no 8) What kind of car do you drive? 2004 Monte Carlo SS until I get a different Z. 9) What was yo

Who Is Jack Schitt???
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schi

Sleep Survey
Sleepy TimeHow manyhours of sleep do you get?:4 to 5 Do you snore?:been told that I do Do you sleep walk?:no Do you drool?:yes Do you LIKE to sleep?:yes What time do you normally go to sleep?:when I get tired How about get up?:love it Do you like staying up late?:yes Do you get VERY tired after having fun earlier in the day?:no Are you about to goto sleep soon?:no Do you read before you sleep?:sometimes How about eat?:yes Do you drink milk before you sleep?:no How big is your bed?:california king How many pillows do you have?:4 How many layers of blankets do you have?:2 How many beds are in your house?:7 Do you sleep in pajamas or anything other than your normal clothes?:brief Do you have slippers?:no Do you wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom?:no Are you scared of the dark?:no Do you have dreams?:yes Are they in color or black&white?:color Do you share your room with anyone?:sometimes Do you wear socks when you sleep?:no Have you ever slept in the nude?:yes During

Who Is Jack Schitt???
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Di

*smirk*
Never Again – Kittie An act of desperation When will this ever end? My sorrow turns to hatred 'll get my sweet revenge Lies, deception I've never been so strong Lies, deception You've never been so wrong Never again will I let this Never Again You'll beg for mercy now Never again will I let this destroy my plans You'll beg for mercy I'm bitter to the core now I've seen those kindoms fall All trust has crumbled slowly I'll build up higher walls Lies, deception I've never been so strong Lies, deception I've never been so wrong

My Mother!!
I have not asked anyone for anything since I joined this site however everytime someone asks for my help I am right there to give it to them.well I asked one simple request yesterday and only a few responded to it and this was something very important to me because it was about my mother.I didn't ask to comment,rate or help level me up it was to say a prayer for my mother whom has cancer.I see only a few of my friends have done that which means they are "true" friends.It would only have taken ppl a couple minutes of thier precious time to repost my bulletin seeing as my mother's precious time left on this earth is limited..If you choose to delete me that is fine so be it but if your a real friend than you know where I am coming from..

I Am Sorry
i am sorry everyone that i only have pics of my family and different objects. I don't have any friends to put on here i am sorry. I lost all my friends and i don't know why? so if you want to more pics of my family i will be posting more on here thanxs and have fun. The only friends i do have is my husband, my kids and my computer. I don't go out anywhere except for work and my inlaws so sorry you guys.

Woohooo!!!!!
WOOHOOOOO MY CONTRACT IS FINALLY SIGNED IN!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY Well i'll explain now lol In october 2005, one of my friends that works here in another section called Internet (yes, the same one that got married 1 week ago) called me to tell me that in the Development section they were looking for people, and if i wanted he could give them my resume... After working in the research center of my university for sometime, and almost graduated i said yeah for sure! Since the Central Bank of Argentina has an important position, that will make things easier for me when i move to Switzerland (more experience and in an important part of the state) When i came here, and after doing few interviews and exams, i had an interview with the manager of Development, who said me that i was really good qualified for the position, but: since i went to few meetings and other courses all related to IT secu

On Hands And Knees (poem)
On Hands and Knees (Part 1) On hands and knees I pray God help me find my way I'm lost, there's no way out My whole life is in doubt Is death my only choice? I ask in saddened voice Give me strength to go on Fix all that has gone wrong Open my lonely eyes Dry the tears I have cried Let me feel love inside With one who'll be my bride On Hands and Knees (Part 2) An angel speaks my name And changes everything I feel warmth in her heart From her I'll never part God has answered my call In love, I can now fall With one I so adore I'll find heartbreak no more Our love will never die For she'll stay by my side Forever and a day In true love we will stay

If Your A True Friend To Me, You Should Be A True Friend To My Family Too..... :-)
Today I am pimping out my husband...all of you say you are my friends, well friends should be friends with each others friends and family.....so Please go show my husband some hot sticky cherry loving.(lol)...all of you...no excuses...or I swear I'll remove you from my friends list...LOL Add, fan, and rate him, and give him some love. He is a hard working man, a wonderful father who adores his kids, and a wonderful husband. Lets all show some appreciation to good and decent men, starting by showing my husband he is loved by America ...well at least the CherryTap...... Here is his link.... spead some love..... djwoody420@ CherryTAP Thankyou so much, you all rock.... Please repost

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl

A Great Update!!
Well, this weekend ended up being a great weekend. One of my friends here on CT made it to Dallas with her kids on vacation and I was able to meet her. It is nice to meet someone finally face to face that you have been talking to for months. We did not have a whole lot of time to talk but I did get to meet her kids and it was really nice. My wife and I got trashed Saturday night. We discussed our marriage and what we wanted to do with it. We drank and talked until 4am Sunday morning. I think we got some things worked out. She is going to definitely start participating in my "explorations". I have a friend that wants to photograph me in different situations and she is cool with that. He makes bondage equipment so I may be posting some pictures that are quite interesting. It will be fun, as soon as I get over being naked in front of another guy. My wife is ok with it as well. In fact when she returns from Chicago she wants to participate in the games. She also said she is willing

Freinds With Benefits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag... There's at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your hoverspot that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Alone Again...
ALONE AGAIN I picked the flowers Smells so sweet To find you The one I wanted to meet Thought you were different A one of a kind The lost breed Painted eyes of perfection Over my shade of blue I wake and realize The hurt caused by you Different…no Same as most A liar, a cheater I took my heart Gave it to you You smashed it And handed it back Shattered pieces to see Are all that’s of me Close my eyes Blue day Colors no more They went away Tears on my skin For I am lost Yet another man Scored… Nice win. Alone again…. Written by Melody 3-20-07

Just Why
Why For minutes no second’s things around me seem so together But that last only for a moment That moment is a frozen moment in time I wish that things in life could be so perfect And reflect the reality that life is nothing more than a formality Headed for death For we are born to die you know I search my inner man to understand who I am and why I am him I get no answer because of the confusion that has me In disarray Staring in the mirror question after question I ask myself What is the purpose of my existence and why do I feel such pain As in my brain I strain trying to contain the thoughts that I’m just not meant to be Or my being is one that has met its end and continues to hold on to emptiness I digress as my stress consumes me Like a fire in a blaze of buildings I’m being turned into ash Dieing on the inside for the outer man really means nothing to me Let me be or let me see what this life really has to offer Right now I’m ready to cash it in and

I Am Pimping Out My Husband Today!!!!!!
Today I am pimping out my husband...all of you say you are my friends, well friends should be friends with each others friends and family.....so Please go show my husband some hot sticky cherry loving.(lol)...all of you...no excuses...or I swear I'll remove you from my friends list...LOL Add, fan, and rate him, and give him some love. He is a hard working man, a wonderful father who adores his kids, and a wonderful husband. Lets all show some appreciation to good and decent men, starting by showing my husband he is loved by America ...well at least the CherryTap...... Here is his link.... spead some love..... djwoody420@ CherryTAP Thankyou so much, you all rock.... Please repost

Funny But Not Funny!!!
> > >> >>> >>> >>> What Happened? >>> At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of >>> it. >>> Be sure to read all the way to the end! >>> >>> Tax his land, >>> Tax his bed, >>> Tax the table >>> At which he's fed. >>> >>> Tax his tractor, >>> Tax his mule, >>> Teach him taxes >>> Are the rule. >>> >>> Tax his cow, >>> Tax his goat, >>> Tax his pants, >>> Tax his coat. >>> >>> Tax his ties, >>> Tax his shirt, >>> Tax his work, >>> Tax his dirt. >>> >>> Tax his tobacco, >>> Tax his drink, >>> Tax him if he >>> Tries to think. >>> >>> Tax his cigars, >>> Tax his beers, >>> If he cries, then >>> Tax his tears. >>> >>> Tax his car, >>> Tax his gas, >>> Find other ways >>> To tax his ass >>> >>> Tax all he has >>> Then let him know >>> That you won't be done >>> Till he has no dough. >>> >>> When he screams and hollers, >>> Then tax him some more, >>> Tax him till >>> He's good and sore. >>> >>> Then tax his

* Twin Flames * Reincarnational Identity * Incarnate * Incarnate Matix * Tauren *
********************************************************************************************* Twin ********************************************************************************************* (Twin Flames) ********************************************************************************************* Each world level (Source Worlds) and/or Identity has a Particum (PCM) side and its corresponding Twin Parallel Partika (PKA) side. We have a Twin at Each Level of the Time Matrix & Beyond (See: Source Worlds) Usually, a soul (Soul Matrix), HU-2 identity, manifest into 12 simultaneous incarnations, two in each of the six time cycles in one Harmonic Universe (HU). In each pair of incarnates, one is male, the other female; this relationship is referred to as "Twin Flames", but does not necessarily imply a romantic "soul mate" involvement. (See: Reincarnational Identity) (Voyagers II – Page 148) **********************************************************

Things Change
Will you listen to my words, Reaching deep within their meaning, Feeling everything they hold inside. Would you look into it's windows, To see who lives inside? Would you read my poem, To taste the sweetened heart of it? Would you take the time, To smell it's sweet fragrance, Dancing before your senses? Would you tell me if you were upset with me, Because I feel like my life is a mistake? Will you forgive me, When I tell you it won't happen again? I had no idea it would be a problem. Would you wipe away my tears, When I tell that I'm sorry for the words I write? When I ask you if things have changed, Could you answer me knowing how you felt? I've given you my truth without knowing. Would you just jump in your car and run, When I told you I don't want things to be this way? Will you press play to hear my heart calling out? Wring my neck, twist by twist, Until the brighest stars flame out. When I say g'bye, Will you realize the reason I have left? I c

Everything Falls Apart
I'm not sober all the time, But I speak the truth in soberness saying, Trust is a gift, don't take it for granted. I know who I am, No matter what words come out of my mouth. It's hard to say no if you really mean yes. It's hard to close our eyes if we really want to see. It's hard to forget if we really can't, The hardest is to go, If we really want to stay. It's Like a wax museum, I see semblance but the fire has died. I miss the real you, please bring her back, Before doubt set in and stole your heart. Loneliness has set in, and left me hurt. I miss your heart that I held for a while. Knowing what's right or wrong isn't enough, Having the right reason is. I have none for loving you, What's worse is that I still do. Everything falls apart, Even the people who never frown eventually break down. Everything has to end, even when it comes to you, You pushed me away, Now all I can do is fall apart.

Emotional Havoc
I don't fear tomorrow, Knowing it's yesterday's future. Today is before us only begging for acceptance, Without a crime I was convicted to a life of emotional havoc. There were always apologies... the promises, the tears, I learned to mistrust simple penitence, What meaning does it actually have? Silently I screamed for someone, Serving my life sentence, this one held without parole, I don't want to do my time without you! Running, but never reaching what I can not see, Carrying within me a flaming heart. Where have my tears fallen? I'm a prisoner to my own inner child. I wish I wasn't afraid, Of those harsh words, and hidden secrets no one knows, No one's special, nobody's gifted. I'm always sleeping awake, choking on my dreams, Waking in fear of something I'll never be. My eyes are open, hands are clenched, Deep inside I'm aching from unrelentless doubt. Each incident, each moment passed, just adds upon the next, My mind used to race with madness, it had t

Who Im Lookin For
i couldnt navigate to a page to post some text with my profile so im doing this.i dont care about cherry points ratings or chit chat.if thats all this site is about i probably need to get off here and spend my time more productively on regular net dating sites.im looking for someone {female} who is active and outdoorsy.things i like to do in order are white water kayaking snowboarding skiing windsurfing climbing surfing and snorkling.im a local folk blues artist and like all kinds of music especially fresh new rock/alternative. if you want a beaches mountains rivers life contact me and send an address or better yet a phone number thanks harry

Incomplete
With pitiful ignorance, and sad obedience, I've become the bigoted minority. I drink more and more with each passing day, Trying to keep a bright smile on my face. With forgotten purpose, and lost dreams, My eyes are filled with emptiness. People can be so unkind, I feel so alone, How many drink does it take, how much do I need to kill myself? I'm inadequate, I'll never be good enough for you. I am assaulted by self-scrutiny, Running breathless, just ahead of defeat, I am incomplete despite my efforts to be happy. I smile with a torn and bleeding heart, Hidden behind this mask of grins, and lies. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us, I've tried, and failed to find myself. Life has been bitter, my mind has denatured, I cannot stop the end, just one last drink?

Random Thoughts For Today
I am just blah right now. I should be in a better mood. I have 2 kids at school. One watching sesame street and hubby asleep so the computer is all mine for awhile longer. I think it's just that I am super tired. My neck is killing me. The damn doctors can't do shit for my herniated disks. Some days are ok and I forget my neck is jacked up. Other days, like today, this shit hurts. I want to be whole again. I don't want surgery but it is starting to look like that will be my permanent fix to this problem. I hate doctors. Have I mentioned that yet?

Contempt
I'm not afraid anymore to express how I feel... So smoke all you want, Just remember I like to drink sometimes. You always take people for their word, Have you ever changed your mind? I bear witness to your senseless conviction, You're holding me in contempt, From a past you keep buried deep within. Conquering your excuses for my next mistake, I hide my feelings from your frightened heart. Keep running, hate me if it feels good, Place your blame on me, And leave me stuck here waiting. You can't even see past your own selfish world, To know how you make me feel. My eyes are like a burden, you can see right through me, You're hurting me with your childish games. I wish you could understand, I'm doin time for a crime I didn't even commit. You'll never know what you have until it's gone. You keep me chasing a lost cause, Culminating pain makes me want revenge. I finally opened up, I still feel like I'm trying to get back at her. When the lights go out

The Missing Dimension
In no area of human life has there such drastic worldwide social change as in that of sex. The dissemination of knowledge about sex exploded after world war I. But the modern diffusion of biological sex knowledge and sexual freedoms have plunged the world into a cris over AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). And why? because the most vital dimension in knowledge about sex and marriage has been missing MISSING FROM ALL KNOWLEDGE

Cocktails.....
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself. Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Maxine: "No, they spread."

Funny
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room with tears "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the d

Hushed Words
Hushed words Uttered on a lonely grave Blank expressions Fill a crowded room Loss of a loved one Loss of a good friend Here she lies Forever in torment Nothing more to give A shadow of who she used to be With eyes that used to sparkle Now nothing but lifeless lids Green eyes that used to shine Now have nothing more to give A soul so black and barren A touch so cold A heart so bloody Shattered into two A soul lost among the crowd Hushed words Spoken upon my grave

So...
Chris' friend dropped by the salon last night. I haven't laughed like that in a hard time. This kid had me laughing so hard about the most random stuff. I think one of the funnier things was when he was talking about the Killswitch show at the Palladium. Very Random and very funny. And dog bites! hahahahahaha!!!! One of the things I laughed about on the way to work this morning. I love randomness and he's super random. =)

True Contentment
Contentment is not: a faster car a prettier wife a handsome husband a fancy boat a million dollars plastic surgery a huge house a gold ribbon a popularity contest win a luxurious vacation home the proper friends True contentment is: Knowing who you are Why you are here and Where you are going!

Zero To 200
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.

Poems
"The dewdrop" The dewdrop on a bamboo leaf stays longer than you, who vanish at dawn. Izmui Shikibu Love Song My love, we wil go, we will go, I and you, And always in the woods we will scatter the dew; And the slmon behold,and the ousel too, My love I and you, we will hear, we will hear, The calling afar the doe and the deer, A the bird in the branches will cry for us clear, And the cuckoo unseenin his festival mood; And death, oh my fair one, will never come near In the bosom afar of the fragrant wood. W.B.YEATS "THIS HEART IS NOT" This heart is not. a summer field, and yet.... how dense love's foliage has grown. Izumi Shikibu

Guilt
Guilt So much pain in my heart as our oppressors want us to keep quiet Aconspiricy of silence because if you tell the wrong people The price is to high Tormented made to feel dirty Guilty Years of torture as I believed that it was all my fault And why Can I not talk About what happened Without feeling ashamed of myself Not him

* Guardian Allance * Ga * Angelic Humans *
* Guardian Alliance * GA * Angelic Humans * ********************************************************************************************* PLEASE NOTE: ********************************************************************************************* IN RESEARCH OF ALL INFORMATION PROVIDED IN MY BLOG - AS WELL AS THESE ET RACES AND ALL THE INFORMATION REFLECTED THAT I DO NOT ATTACH MYSELF TO ANY ONE SPECIFIC VIEW THAT I BLOG. - THIS INFORMATION IS PROVIDED FOR INFORMATIONAL / RESEARCH / EDUCATIONAL AND SYNTHESIS FORMS ONLY - to better understand all views as one and to educate oneself on any BIAS that may be present. I realise with real eyes that there are more than one view of what ET races are and consist of in presentation - and will be blogging many as one in future blogs. THANK YOU :) ********************************************************************************************* *********************************************************************************************

Pain
How can one be so mean and so cruel. How can one be so unfeeling. How can one be so deaf to a hurtful cry. How can one be so dreadfully sick with darkness. How could one be so blind. How can one just keep inflicting the pain and meanness over and over again without a second thought. Do they get pleasure in our pain and suffering. Do they get pleasure on wounding us so deeply and severely that the scars do not show. Why does one want to torment with a watchful eye. Why do they get to escape from the pain, suffering, hurtfulness that go in so deep it goes to the core of one Why do they get to just leave and walk away. Why. They need to pay they need to see what their actions have done. How can one be so extremely mean, cruel verbally abusive so very deeply hurting one in one instance and then hours later can be so nice like nothing had ever happened. How can they live with themselves. How can they not say they are sorry and actually care. How

Ouch I Got Smoke In My Eye!!!
sorry the headline has nothing too do with this blog just was exactly what happened when i was about too write the header. First and formost sorry everyone for not blogging as much been kinda buisy my first week back. so lets see its 9 in the morning and ive already had too work and get pissed off in the same event...WAY TO GO STUPID PEOPLE OF OTTAWA let me explain the event then i will set down the new rules. EVENT: Was driving my mom too work this morning so she didnt have to take the bus due too the cold (-12 out without the windchill) and on my way home driving past the hospital got stopped at a red light. An ambulance decided too pull out of the hospital going code 5 (think thats the code for all lights and noise) well hit the intersection and NO ONE MOVED. Well we know me and stupid people so i put my car in park and got out, walked out into the intersection and stopped all the crossway traffic and perceeded to start signaling cars too move out of the way of the ambulanc

Losing Firends
Have you ever met someone and you instantly hit it off spend more time together and they just feel likle a part of you family. I had a friend of mine who i loved like a sister. I thought that we would always be there for one another. I helped her out by giving her a place to stay. Icame home one day and she had took all my clothes and all my kids stuff. She robbed us 2 days after my sons 7 b-day. I am so tired of poeple who take advantange of others. I always admired her and wished sometimes that i was a little more like her. Now i am glad that i am not.

The Shower
I got in the shower this morning, Tried to wash the pain away. But I'm still covered in it, I guess it's there to stay. Grabbed a pen and paper, Tried to scribble out the hurt. But there's no way to tell you, Not even words. Scrubbed my skin dry, Tried to rough away my stains. But there's no soap strong enough, To wash away this pain. Let my hair down, Brushed away the hurt I have. Closed my eyes tight, And let go of my past... ...Got in the shower this morning, The water poured down like rain. I opened my eyes and smiled, As my pain ran down the drain.

Good News
had some great news the other week after the job offer i had that was taking the piss, i had another job interview on the following Friday which went very well, very well indeed last Monday i was offered the job , i accepted it straight away and today my contract came for me to sign.didn't want to say anything bout it till i got the contract in my hand as i didn't want to jinx it. i start work on the 12th April.

The History Of The Finger...(lol)
The Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of every captured English soldier. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. His famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset. And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult cons

Nail In Fence
NAIL IN THE FENCE > > > > Make sure you read all the way down to the last > sentence. > > > > (Most importantly the last sentence) > > > > There once was a little boy who had a bad > > > > temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails > > > > and told him that every time he lost his > > > > temper, he must hammer a nail into the back > > > > of the fence. The first day the boy had > > > > driven 37 nails into the fence Over the next > > next few weeks, as he learned to control his > > > anger, the number of nails hammered daily > > > > gradually dwindled down. He discovered > > > > it was easier to hold his temper than to > > > > drive those nails into the fence. > > > > Finally the day came when the boy didn't > > > > lose his temper at all. He told his father > > > > about it and the fat

Pile Of Sand
Pile of Sand You reached out your hand then recoiled in horror, for you felt that my skin was made of bricks and mortar. You expected the touch of soft, soft silk instead you felt the wall I had built. Strong and solid not to be knocked down, for it is surronded by a moat and I would drown. Try as you might you can't break this wall, I made sure it was strong and would never fall. There are no cracks so do not try to peep through, all that lies behind shall remain hidden to you. Do not try to chip away and force your way in, there is no way my wall is moving. Walk all the way round you'll see there is no gate, no chains and padlocks for you to break. You may try to climb and jump over my wall, but I built it slippery so you will fall. You will get hurt so please just walk away, and leave me behind my wall, alone to stay. There is no way in, that I have told you, so why do you continue to try to break through? Anyone else would have turn

My Job. . .
I got an email first thing this morning indicating that I would now be in charge of training an outside vendor on how to essentially do my job. Remember the scene in Office Space when everyone has to re-interview for their job? This is like that, but worse. Why hire a vendor if you're going to just have to train them and then have the in-house person that used to do the job manage them? So you can pay double what you used to for the same product and have it done by someone with no experience? Grrr...

Bands
Metallica X3 Iron Maiden X3 Slayer X2 Marilyn Manson X2 Slipknot X2 Shadows Fall X2 Soulfly X2 Korn X2 Trivium Stapping Young Lad MachineHead Down Corrosion Of Conformity Killswitch Engage Sepultura Dragonforce Lordi Murderdolls Stonesour Damageplan Avenged Sevenfold Linkin Park

Pissed At (you Knwo Who U R) I'm Venting
How great is it to wake up in the morning on your 21st birthday just gave birth to your daughter 21 days ago on March 1st.And come to find out your husband is CT married to some fucking old ass ugly hag in Canada and they enjoy it.He talks flirty and dirty with tons of women all over the net even gets on cam for them watches their cams too.But yet sits and talks to you everyday as if its no big deal wtf?! Anybody in their right mind can clearly see thats fucking cheating and lying and I am his real life wife so how the fuck am I supposed to be happy about this shit even if we are getting divorced I mean shit give me some fucking respect I gave birth to his fucking daughter for christs sake and he acts like so what big deal who cares if I wanna be a man whore and fuck around aint none of your business well yes the fuck it is if I have custody of OUR daughter and you're gonna come into MY house to see her,if he wants to see her then he needs to straighten the fuck up cuz I aint putting u

And From Within...
and from within... teach me to feel show me its real prove to me you're MY IDEAL. fed up with, my solitude i finally understood this loneliness that i endured was obscured. hug me, caress me. show me your affection piece for me that part of the world i have yet to see. experience with me all that life has to give teach me to exceed all that i thought i would be. elevate my emotions to exceed my thought of perfection by incrementing from infatuation to love.

32-what She Doesn't Know
WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS SHE HAS THE POWER TO TURN A MAN INTO A CHILD THE SUN RISES EARLY EVERYDAY JUST TO SEE HER SMILE WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS HOW MANY WILLING SOULS THERE ARE TO HOLD HER IN THE RAIN HOW MANY SHOULDERS THERE ARE TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS HER EYES CAN STEAL THE RADIANCE OF THE MOON HER ATTITUDE CAN MAKE IT SNOW IN JUNE WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS HOW MANY DAYS SHE GIVES A REASON TO GET OUT OF BED ALL THE STUPID THINGS THAT HAVE NEARLY BEEN SAID

A Nasty Poem By Me
Up and down we move our bodies, Making love like never before, Faster and faster till we can't breath, The sweat begins to drip down, Next we turn and 69 one another, You play with my clit so right, I begin to cum in relief, I suck and blow till I make you scream, You cum in my mouth that hot stream, I taste the satsifaction of a job well done, Ingesting it into my body.

Don't Forget,,, Please
Today Is My Boys 6th B-day,,, An I Would Love It If Ya'll Left A Little Sumfin For Him On My Page.. That Would Just Make His Day Even Better,, Anyways Thanks In Advance To Whomever Leaves Some Love Fer Him!!!

Think About It - My Favorites
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher. - Victor Hugo (1862) They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin (1759) I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. - Henry David Thoreau The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them. - Mark Twain (1935) Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. - Barry Switzer

Taxes..bite
Wow.. I just had my taxes figured. I am usually right on it as soon as I get all my W2s back. But this year is different. I have been putting it off cause I knew I owed. I wouldn't have owed a damn cent if I hadn't withdrawn my 4o1k out. The reason I did this is cause last year I changed jobs. I had went from a decent job of having a 401k for 9yrs to working for a damn temp service. I knew I had to do something with the money. I knew I really should have rolled it over into a IRA. But I don't know about most people..but that shit confuses the hell out of me. It is like they write it in Greek. And then get you all confused and later on fuck you in the ass cause your confused and don't realized you just handed over your life savings to crooks. Well maybe thats alittle overboard but on the other hand I was struggling and needed a little extra cash to help out with my bills and my meds. So withdrawling the money seemed like the right thing to do. Man I should have been kicked in the nuts f

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
ok i love STP as ya all know so I figured i'd go back and play a song by them that was released on there tiny music songs from the vatican gift shop album in 1996 and was probably the best song on that cd lol but it was still a great song. enjoy Trippin on a hole in a paper heart :D Don't cut out my paper heart, I ain't dyin' anyway Take a look at eye full towers Never trust them dirty liars Sippin' lemon yellow booze 'ole' leadbelly sings the blues All dressed up on wedding day keep on trippin' anyway I am I am I said I'm not myself, but I'm not dead and I'm not for sale So keep your bankroll lottery eat your salad day deathbed motorcade Fake the heat and scratch the itch Skinned up knees and salty lips I'll breathe your life vicks vapor life And when you binge I purge alike Let go it's harder holding on One more trip and I'll be gone So keep your head up Keep it on, just a whisper I'll be gone Take a breath and make it big It's the last you'll ever get B

The Hot Tub / From The Swimming Pool
It was late when she got home. Work was keeping her busy these days and getting home at 10pm each night. She dropped her keys on the hall table and glanced thru the mail, nothing that couldn't wait. She headed to the kitchen to mix a drink. Next she hung her clothes up in the closet one at a time. She picked up her drink and headed to the back deck, there she turned on the soft music and hot tub. Gingerly she stepped into the tub, ummm hot steam and the smell of lilac hit her face as she did so. She rubbed her nipples and leaned her head back as the hot water soothed her tense body. She began to pinch her nipples roughly as she was getting excited. She found her clit and began a rhythmic thrum, she sighed, if only she had someone to play with in her water fantasy. She then positioned herself on the strong pulsing jet, rubbing her titties on the edge of the tub as she rode to ecstasy. She was so into the rhythm of her body she never heard him approach he entered the tub and just as she

Cosmetic Surgery...giggles
COSMETIC SURGERY Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde

My Sexual Experience Quiz Results
You have a sexual IQ of 117 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Terminated
March 16, 2007 The Internet Corporation For Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) pulled Registerfly as an accredited domain registrar. After an intense legal battle in which their servers were locked and customers sites were going AWOL, ICANN has issued a letter to the company giving them until March 31, 2007 to approve all domain transfers off of their servers to other registrars. What's this mean? Companies like Godaddy.com and Network Solutions will be getting a HUGE influx of new customers from this switch. What's my take? I believe it was coming. There is NOTHING like a legal battle between two owners of a company to the point where they lock down all of their data and servers. Shame on you. I hope you learn your lesson by being shut down. -S

Sad
So I was really excited cause I was supposed to have a date and he is a really nice guy. Well I was supposed to email him and let him know plans and I stupidly copied down his email wrong. Now I dont know what to do cause I cant get a hold of him any other way. I just wanna cry I was so excited and I thought that it was going well and now I cant get a hold of him. I am so ticked off at me for copying it down wrong. To make matters worse I got in trouble last nite so I had to deal with that. Anyway I am not sure what to do I know all I wanna freaking do is cry and cry some more. Anyway that is all I have to rant about I am hoping that he decides to call me instead. Laterz.

Unlicensed Love
On a summer's day long, long ago I fell in love and I'll never know Just what it was that made me feel So drawn to her, what the appeal That set my pulses so to race When e'er I gazed upon that face Of one who was scarce but a child Yet even then could drive me wild I'll never know the how's and why's I lost my heart to Hazel Eyes But when I got that long sought kiss I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss My elfin girl from down the lane And I'll never let her go again For how could I describe our love? Romantic love, all hearts and flowers No way to count the days and hours Spent in self-indulgent wishes And thoughts of long awaited kisses Of sweet embraces, tender sighs And gazing into love filled eyes Oh yes, it is that kind of love Or, is it yet the love of passion The ecstasy that knows no ration That shuddering nerve-tingling feeling The climax with your senses reeling The wondrous joy when you discover That sweet surrender to your lover Oh yes, it's tha

What Is The It Industry Like Today?
In a market of any kind, there is a happy balance of supply and demand. As supply rises, demand goes down and thus the prices do as well. As supply lowers, demand rises and prices do as well. However, let us say that chocolate kiss candies are in demand, but Hershey's is not producing as much of their Kiss candies anymore. This means the overflow of demand will go to other companies making similar products to achieve the same end. Following me, so far? Good. So here's the deal with the IT industry these days: The number of IT jobs open has risen substancially in the last few years, and continues to do so, however, the number of people going to get their computer related degrees has dropped almost half. What does this mean? Demand has risen, and supply has fallen. Well, in a an industry such as IT, where things HAVE to be done, you need people to do those things. Thus, people who might not be fully qualified for said position, will be seriously considered. What's my point? Be

Will I Reconginze That Stranger..part 2
There is no way to recongize that stranger!!! This is the sad sucky part of life. So the saga of being a bachelor contiunes..I can't expect this person just to knock on my door and lets say "can I borrow a cup of sugar". Some say you shouldn't wait for life to happen...you should make it happen. Others say that in a situation like this you should just sit back and let the pieces fall in place. Eventually the puzzle will be finished(yeah right). Well I am not going to try to make things happen, I am going to just sit back and see what happens. I have come to realize that you can't change people. You might picture yourself with another person and you picture things just so so. Not necessarily "Ward and June" clones...but the life that you would like to live. Well that person might not see the same picture or be on the same level as you. You can't force them to change. Thats also like trying to "learn" to love someone. WTF. Either the feelings are there or they aren't. There shouldn't

A Keeper
Keeper I grew up in the 50's/60's with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it... a father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress, things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more. But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struc

Help Your Girl Out!
OK guys I'm in a big boobs contest can you help me out, I guarantee you'll like this one, this pic isnt in any of my album... so show me some love ..muah saucy http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=141796&albumid=268391&i=1942812911

That One Night
seven years of perfection came to an end, the fear within me keeps me from seeing it again, the night it scared the shit out of me is where it began. my truck left the road and i saw the end, that was the night it all began. i tried to get back in the truck, the fear i guess has never left my gut. two lil baby girls and other kids i call my own, is the bigest fear i have and boy it has grown. that one single night when i thought it was at an end, was the one single night it all began. the fear of my life was not my concern, but that of the children is what i learned. they all look to me with eyes so bright, but i lost it all that one single night. what would the moms tell the sweet kids, when they learned the the big truck took me from them. would they know, would they understand? what would they feel? could they go on? for the love of my kids is what drove me on, and the love of my kids is what brought me to an end. the diesel that once ran through my v

Poem
He drives a big truck. He drives on a team. Works his butt off for the American dream. Trying to stay legal. Trying to stay awake. Pushing the limits of what his body can take. Cell phone rings; he’s got to take it. A backhaul in Jersey. He can just barely make it. A call from the boss. A call to his wife. “I’m coming home late, but I‘ll be home tonight” One more run. One more drop. One more cup of coffee gets him to the next stop. He’s all out of hours. One last call on the phone. “Baby, your Daddy’s on his way home!”

Tree
----------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones----------- ------are at the top of the tree.-------- ----The boys dont want to reach------ ---for the good ones because they ------ -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- Instead, they just get the rotten apples- ---from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think -something is wrong with them, when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.------------------ SEND THIS TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU THINK ARE AMAZING

Truckers Tribute
Truckers Tribute Truckers are found on highways, in truck stops, in service bays, on loading docks, on bush roads and at fuel stops, and often, they are the first at the scene of an accident. Their wives help them. Little boys follow them. Relatives and friends don't understand them. Meals must wait for them. Weather can delay them. But nothing can stop them. A trucker is a paradox. He is a blue jeaned executive with his office in a cab. He is a scientist who hauls dangerous chemicals and explosives; a purchasing agent in a baseball cap; a personnel director with grease under his fingernails; a poor eater with a fondness for burgers and fries, steak and potatoes' a student of geography and a weather watcher who reads the clouds for rain or snow. He likes sunshine, children, smooth pavement, good traction, clean loads, dinner at home, weekends with his family, his shirt collar unbuttoned and country music. And there is a special place in his heart for his r

In This Box
From inside a box, high above the ground on which I travel, peering through a plate of glass. I watch this world, my world, your world go by. Ever vigilant to what is happening around me, I have seen life anew itself and death at what could be at its worst. I have seen love and kindness that lightens ones heart and makes life worth living. I have seen hate that could blacken a soul and take that life away again. Always moving at a rapid pace, never stopping but for what seems to be a few moments in time. The sun rises from the black, only to fall back again. It leaves me alone in the cool night air, with only the ever present humming from the beast beneath my feet which aids me along my way, and the sound of the wind being forced around me as I hurry along, the many paths that I have to follow. The days pass like the miles that I cover, rapidly and unknowingly aging me without a care to how long I have been here, or how long I will be here.

Final Inspection (military)
soilders final inspection The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Saturdays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord,

Daddy's Girl
Daddy's Lil' Girl Anger, Sadness, and Fear I am always alone You are never here Holding tight to the phone If I am lucky you will get time to call I know this is something you must do Slowly the tears begin to fall I ask myself, Why must I love you As a little girl my daddy would go Eighteen wheels always calling his name Sitting at the end of the driveway all alone It wasn't his fault, he wasn't to blame Daddy was doing what he had to do Sitting in that truck day in and day out When I was small I had no clue Now I know what it's all about Never would I be with a man that left That was the promise I made Now I can laugh at myself And the anger begins to fade For a girl will marry a man like her dad It was you I picked for that reason Loving you will drive me mad But I will stand by you season to season There are eighteen wheels calling your name And I know you're not to blame I will spend the rest of my life happy and glad Because I was lu

A Man Of Humble Origins
There once was a man, a simple man of humble origins bright in some subjects yet dumb in others. A man of knowledge long forgotten whom lived his life, that of a loner. Who thought would live his life as a recluse. It wasn't until one day, thru out all the dimension's and the distant lands, he happened upon a woman of such exquisite beauty that he started to come out of his shell. A shell in which he had built many walls around. Over the next few weeks, they had shared many thoughts and ideas. Realizing they had both been looking for the same things in life, that they must be a thought from the above. A match made in heaven. While they still had previous lives and obstacles to overcome, this man lost sight. He let an emotion he thought was buried deep within, emerge once again. This feeling of joy which now filled his heart over came his mind. Now being filled with love that not been felt in a long time this man slowly started to lose his identity, that same essence in w

Daddys Day
Daddy's Day at School > > >Her hair was up in a ponytail > >Her favorite dress tied with a bow. > >Today was Daddy's Day at school, > >And she couldn't wait to go. > > > >But her mommy tried to tell her, > >That she probably should stay home. > >Why the kids might not understand, > >If she went to school alone. > > > >But she was not afraid; > >She knew just what to say. > >What to tell her classmates > >Of why he wasn't there today. > > > >But still her mother worried, > >For her to face this day alone. > >And that was why once again, > >She tried to keep her daughter home. > > > >But the little gir! l went to school, > >Eager to tell them all. > >About a dad she never sees > >A dad who never calls. > > > >There were daddies along the wall in back, > >For everyone to meet. > >Children squirming impatiently, > >Anxious in their seats. > > > >One by one the teacher called, > >A student from the class. > >To introduce the

Communication
Communitcation what is it? I have been asked several times what communication means to me. To me communication is everything. Without communication whether spoken orally or not at all, by means of simple body gestures, is the key to everything. In a relationship, communication are the embers of the fire, the building blocks that everything else stands upon. The embers are what sparks the fire that grows into a rage of passion and love. The building blocks is what withstands the times of the friendship that grows into the relationships we endear and trust.

A Mothers Love
A MOTHER'S LOVE A Mother's love is something that no on can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may For nothing can destroy it or take that love away . . . It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, And it never fails or falters even though the heart is breaking . . . It believes beyond believing when the world around condemns, And it glows with all the beauty of the rarest, brightest gems . . . It is far beyond defining, it defies all explanation, And it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creation . . . A many splendoured miracle man cannot understand And another wondrous evidence of God's tender guiding hand. ~Helen Steiner Rice~

Damn This Sucks Man!! How Could You Not Do This?
HERO Bracelets and Dog Tags...Fundraiser to support building of rehab facility for wounded soldiers.. (EVERYONE WHO CAN AFFORD A VIP MEM., BLAST, AND OTHER THINGS HERE CAN AFFORD TO GET JUST ONE OF THESE. YOU SUPPORT A FUN PLACE TO HANG OUT AT WHICH THEY ARE DYING SO YOU CAN HAVE IT. GIVE A LITTLE THANKS BACK AND DO THIS FOR THEM.. DON'T LET WHAT THEY ARE ARE DOING GO IN VAIN). MIZZ SHADY SGT> Brennan C. Gibson Killed in Iraq December 10th, 2006 a href="http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=216886&i=1757784814" target=_blank> In December When my Nephew Brennan was killed in Iraq...we found out about this project through Jumpmaster82. The profits for these bracelets and tags are to help build and support a rehab center for our wounded soldiers. Congress is finally taking good care of the families of the fallen soldiers..but we can take better care of the wounded and help get their lives back together. You can order black for fallen soldie

Me
Hmmmmm, About me..... There is not much to really tell. I am a mysterious Dragon on an unknown quest to rediscover whom I truly am. There is someone out there, that knows the secrets that I need, to put me in my prespective. Along the way, I am sure I have caused much grief and turmoil. I do not ask forgiveness, for it was my fault. I guess that is one of my faults. I never said I was perfect. But this person I search for holds the key to my completeness.

Whatever....
Yeah... I'm still in a pissy mood.... but thought this was worth sharing. Dumb joke time. **************************************************** After spending fifteen sexually starved years in an asylum, an inmate escapes. The first female he runs across is a washer-woman hanging up the institution's laundry to dry. He takes her, satisfies his urges and dashes on to freedom. The local newspaper ran the following headline: "NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"

Good Morning, Everyone!
Very short blog this morning, as I'm already on the run, lol! I've got a 7:15 a.m. meeting at the high school with Taylor. Yeah, that early!! Then I'm off for a full day of treating clients. I should be home and online by 6:30 p.m. or so. Long one, again, lol!! Had a wonderful time yesterday with my friends and a great time at belly dancing practice last night. A day long workshop in LaCrosse is coming up April 28 and I'm definitely going. That should be so much fun, lol!! Off I go! Have a wonderful day everyone! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, all over the map, lol! Later!

God's Love Letter
Deuteronomy 8:1-3 Be careful to follow every command I am giving you TODAY, (listen) so that you may live and INCREASE (mature in me) and may enter and possess the land (follow my plan for your life) that the LORD promised on oath to your forefathers. (Trust Me) Remember how the LORD your God led you all the way in the desert these forty years, (not to hurt you, but to help you) to HUMBLE you and to TEST you (To make you better) in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands.(make you believe, according to His plan) He humbled you, causing you to hunger and then feeding you with manna, (tested you) which neither you nor your fathers had known, (between you and God) to teach you that man does not live on bread alone (Read His Word) but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD. (Learn God's thoughts). Listen, mature in Me, follow My plan for your life, trust me. I won't hurt you, I am her to help you, I want to mak

Rejection Lines And What They Mean
From a Woman 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that banjo player in “Deliverance.”) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to date my Dad.) 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys.) 6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer the company of my cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.) 5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system,’ much less the same building.) 4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.) 3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.) 1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I sleep with) From a Man 10. I thi

Me
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Never Know
You Never Know Author Unknown You never know when someone May catch a dream from you. You never know when a little word, Or something you may do May open up a window Of the mind that seeks the light The way you live may not matter at all... But you never know - it might. And just in case it could be That another's life through you. Might possibly change for the better With a broader brighter view. It seems it might be worth a try At pointing the way to the right. Of course, it may not matter at all, But then again it might.

Stranger
Rip the pain from my soul Crumble my heart in two Broken into bits Lost within myself Just a stranger inside Shrinking down to nothing A selfless fool In the end everyone will know I cant catch my breath I cant listen to a word you say Nothing but gibberish flow through my ears Shallow pools of blood form under me Slowly ripping away at my heart Scratches form on my skin A demon i hold within Step out into the darkness Step into my world Get inside of me like never before Take a piece of me and leave Half dead half awake Stranger... only a stranger

A Post I Read
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. you would call us racists. If we had

Just For A Friend...
does it make sense, to go out of your way to look like a complete whore, just to try to cheer up a friend who's had a bad day...and it's just not like it's enough? sorry... i tried. bummer dude. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!

T.t.d.
Good Morning to TTD yes that time again to put on the tirade parade. Today is more about giving one starlet a pat on the back for creating an image that five, six, seven, eight…ooops I was in dance mode…. This is a tidbit of an interview given by Ashley Tisdale. Hot new starlet Ashley Tisdale is taking on the more established party girls. The star of “High School Musical” says she’s nothing like them — she always wears panties. “I don't know why they do that. Maybe they didn't do their laundry,” Tisdale told Blender magazine. “I’m definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.” What’s more, Tisdale — who is releasing an album, “Headstrong” — is disdainful of much of the hedonism she sees among the stars of her generation, especially the drugs, smoking and alcohol. “Personally, I don't think that's cool,” the New Jersey native said. “My mom really instilled confidence in me, so I'm not somebody who'd be under peer pressure.” And while she’s had her skin

Horror Contest Results!
1st place winner of a Tropical Vaction Poisonflightledr 2nd place Winner of a Diamond Ring! Jocelyn Echo 3rd place Winner of a Men's Ring! punk Thank you to everyone who entered the contest! All the pictures will be added along with links to everyone's pages to the Devilsplayground666.com very soon! :D

Poem 1
the darkness in your heart swallowed the light that i had in my heart. i dont cry ne more tears over that fact that you ripped my heart out. moving on wth life is harder then i thought. but everyday i'm movin closer to the surface again. no thanks to you. i'm pickin up all the peices and puttin myself back together. hoping that somewhere out there is my soulmate. the one person to make me happy. just beginging to luv myself for who i am now. i hate the fact that you made me a bitch but thank you for teachin my how to stand up for myself and for makin me come out of hiding. i'm not livin in your shadow ne more and it feels great.

I Have The Need To Explain The "why" Of Me
Oh how I wish, at this moment, I could be as eloquent and intelligent as my friend Jeremy Crow. But I'm not capable of much right now - so I'm just tappin' what's falling out of my brain. That said . . . When I was 4 years old, I was raped by my father and his buddy, on the bathroom floor of my house - then tossed into the back of a pickup truck, driven a couple of miles away, and tossed into a ditch - left for dead. I have most of the memories of that incident, some are blocked (defense mechanism I'm sure). What I remember most is waking up in that ditch, dry because it was August, struggling to stand up, and looking down at myself covered in blood and bruises, thinking "Daddy threw me away". That was 45 years ago, and still, that's the part that hurts most . . . Daddy threw me away. I somehow incorporated the rape and other injuries into my 'person' - with a lot of hard work, of course. I went through many months of not speaking at all, many doctors trying to figure out w

Friends/family Xx
Thank you for you: for who you are, However far away; And for the words you send to me, Near mad for what you say. Knowing simply that you're there, Yet thinking much of me, Opens up my happiness, Undone for all to see.

A Joke To Brighten Everyone's Day *^^*
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said. "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating," said the woman. "What a coincidence," said the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" said the woman, "How did you manage that?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Dear Alcohol...
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends/boyfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball a

My Heart
My heart, locked away Walls so strong, no one Could enter there Living this way, no feeling No pain, No emotion Was survival for me All alone, no one to hold No one to touch, to kiss I lived this way for so long Centuries passed, time flowed Bringing me here, gently To this place, to love again He was unexpected I did not search, by yet He was here, with me He smiles, my heart melts His touch starts a fire Burning out of control He is just a man This simple man, awakened A heart long thought dead We share a kiss Something sweet, pure Releasing us, forever Releasing from the pain Of longing, lonlieness Of our solitude

To The Man I Love......
To The Man I Love..... I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship and love is my life you're the PEANUT to my BUTTER , you're the STAR to my BURST, you're the M to my M, you're the POP to my TART, you're the MILKY to my WAY, you're the FRUIT to my LOOP, you're the MILK to my DUDS, you're the LUCKY to my CHARMS, you're the ICE to my CREAM, but mostly.... you're the BEST to my FRIEND (I Love You Baby!)

Please Help Out My Friend Rachel!
Ladyrayray@ CherryTAP had posted a blog not too long ago pleading for rates to help her level up because she wants to create a lounge, but she has to be at a level 10 in order to do that. I rated her all that I could and suggested that (since I have over 700 stashes, 300 pics, 10 categories of blogs, etc.) that she might want to rate mine to help her level up a little faster. She quickly rated everything and I gave her a platinum cherry for all of her hard work to do all those ratings. Look, folks, she has to really, really, really want to create that lounge, so please let's help her out -- okay???? Thanks, in advance!!! She is at level 7 presently with a little more than 3,000 to go to level up to 8. Soooooo -- what do you say??? Will you help out my friend, Rachel, so that she will have that opportunity soon to create the lounge she so desperately wants to create????? I hope so!!

Iraq And Afghanistan
I was watching Real Time with Bill Maher the other night (I've been stewing on this since Friday night) and an interesting point about sacrifice and the war was made. When you think about it only a small number of Americans have truly sacrificed for the War in Iraq and the War on Terror esp. when you look back at previous wars, most notably World War II. World War II was won largely because of the sheer industrial strength of the United States. People were willing to give up certain goods so that they could help win the war. For example auto manufactures switched many of their plants to produce tanks, jeeps, planes, etc so that the soldiers had all the equipment (and then some) that they needed when they needed it. Jump to today. Why are the major auto companies laying people off, recording profit losses, and closing plants when there is a very large and very rich consumer (the U.S. military) who desperately needs, both at home and abroad, the goods these companies can produce rapidly

I Hate Making Presentations!
I hate making Presentations! To be good at something, you don't necessarily have to be a genius, just a little bit better than everyone else. The problem is, once you start to be good at something, other people start thinking of you as the expert - and it doesn't matter if it's fly fishing, cooking, basket weaving, nuclear physics or whatever. And then, because they think of you as an expert, they start expecting you to be able to tell everyone else what it is you know. If you are really unlucky, you will be invited to talk to groups of people about what it is you are good at. This is where I am right now, having to give a half hour presentation in two days to a group of people I don't know, about a topic that is not that interesting and I haven't even started preparing... Arghhhh!!!

Relationship Rules
Relationship Rules 1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the f

Aristotle Bottle.
a 'fa u' poem by cake: when yer vacuuming the floor, and your mom calls you a whore: FA U! FA U! when yer fuckin on a bottle, and you name it aristotle: FA U! FA U! when yer flossin with a pube, and yer but gets really hu: FA U! FA U! when yer strummin ukulele and you're droppin out a baby: FA U! FA U!

Chai Knee Chode.
a 'fa u' poem by nay: when your poopin in the sink, and yo daddy takes a peek. FA U! FA U! when your fucking on a toad, and it licks your fuckin chode. FA U! FA U! when your fingers in my but, and you make me bust a nut. FA U! FA U! when you drink a cup of pee, and your ma calls you chai-knee. FA U! FA U!

Copulation Gone Awry
Copulate Main Entry: copulate Part of Speech: verb Definition: have sex Synonyms: bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite. I was reading a book today--hey shut up I was--when I heard the most annoying voice I've ever heard in my life. The voice surrounded me quickly, crippling my thoughts and stopping me mid-sentence. It was from a person, I think. Ya know, I'd heard myths of sailors getting so sex-hungry out on the seas that at night, when everybody was asleep, they'd copulate with fog horns. I didn't believe these outrageous stories until this afternoon when I encountered a half man/half fog horn offspring. He looked to be around 16 years old and much to my surprise, he seemed to be generally liked and socially accepted. Long story short, right before I threw a rock at him, I recal

Why I Love You.....................
Why i love you, I love the way your voice sounds when you tell me you love me, I love the way you whisper my name, I love the way i feel when I talk with you on the phone. When neither one of us wants to let go. We could talk for hours about nothing at all. but know that what we say means more and more. Yes the way we fell in love was a strang way to do it but, we both know that the love we have will be forever. I long for the day when we become one. That day I will cherish til my last dying day. With every breath i take, I feel you, I breath you, I live you, Forever

The South's Gonna Rise Again...
ALABAMA.. A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked. "Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry!" LOUISIANA A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world. MISSISSIPPI The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jon, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jon replied, "Did you see who it was? "The

A Feeling.....
Do you ever get those feelings that something just isn't quite right? I was in bed...well on the couch where I normally sleep...and I just suddenly get this really uneasy feeling. I didn't say anything....just continued to lay there and all of a sudden Snapple (my puppy) starts barking and howling. Very unusual for her as well. Normally when I'm laying down, she's a good puppy and lays down with me and doesn't make a sound. I guess maybe she picked up on my uneasiness. *shrugs* This happened about an hour and half ago so I just finally got up because I can't shake the feeling. So now I'm here with loads of things going through my mind just hoping that everything and everybody that I care about is ok. Sorry to bore ya'll with my silly babbling.

Found Family Members
So long ago, so little you were, the last I seen of you, you may not remember but I do so, you were so cute so precious as you so are today, we have been so distant actually nonexistant, but modern times prevail with technology to hail, we can reconnect our lives and put aside our demise, the dead has come to life with technologies might... I have wrote this after connecting for the first time in almost 20yrs with two of my nieces who I have wondered about so long but had no knowledge of how to contact them but have now connected online and am starting to reconnect.

Not So Funny Jokes :(
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California ) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2 * To complain about what we do -

What Do You Think About This....
Late on the night of March 19, 2004, Earl Eckelberry was driving along Route 50-E near Parkersburg, W.Va. His car left the highway and crashed into an illegally parked tractor-trailer. He died in the wreckage. Thereby hangs Case 06-1150, now pending in the Supreme Court on a petition for appeal. The court ought to hear this case. It's time to review the legal meaning of "accidental" death. The facts are not in dispute. As an employee of Ames True Temper Inc., Eckelberry had obtained an Accidental Death and Dismemberment policy from ReliaStar Life Insurance Co. The policy promised benefits if the insured died "due to an accident." The plan defined "accident" as "an unexpected and sudden event which the insured does not foresee." Eckelberry had named his wife, Michele, as his beneficiary. She filed a timely claim for $86,000 for his "accidental" death. Remarkably, the plan vested final interpretation of ReliaStar's policy in ReliaStar. When an autopsy found a blood-alcohol le

Envy Of Jeremy Crow.
ok so the more mr.jeremy crow writes the more i envy him..i love reading his blogs..they are very humerous at times but they are soo well written that i just..GRAHHH..i kno to envy is a sin but geez..i think he should make his blogs a friggin book..id buy it and id prolly read it a million times...ungh its like..4:30 am and i need sleep..ill envy him more later..

Sexy Zodiac, I Am A Taurus...what Are You
TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as hell Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as a motherfucker Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the sexiest people on earth! VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO: The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship

Meeting For The First Time.......
I remember the day that we first met, its a day i will never forget. You were standing silently in the cold, looking like you were wanting something warm to hold. You looked like you had lost your best friend, and i offered you hand, and friendship and felt that certain Charge, Like i had met you before, I could you felt it too. Like we had met in a different life time. I looked in your eyes and you looked in mine, and the love was there, How could we be so blind. You took my face in your loving hands, caressed my cheek with your gloved finger. What i saw in your eyes and felt in my heart, Made me wish that we would never have to part. But we knew that we couldnt stay there standing in the cold, so be bid our good byes know that it would never be through. (Work in progress)

Les Bi Ann's Notes...
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? Lickalotapuss. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker,the other's a crack snacker What do you call an open can of tuna on a lesbians coffee table?? Potpourri If these don't leave you in splits.. you need a scr*w desperately from any-body...

"friends"
I am about tired of fucking friends. I have been down and out for a long fucking time feeling like shit and worthless it is in this time your So CALLED "FRIENDS" are supposed to be there for you. I can think of ONE who has truly been there for me and she knows who she is. She doesn't call me when she wants something from me other than an ear to listen and maybe a word to help get her by. We may not even talk everyday or even every month, but we keep in touch with the occasional hello or how are you on messengers don't know why I am posting this blog here but I just had to vent. I am sick and fucking tired of my so called friends ONLY calling or sending me a message just because they either want something or because it will benefit them. What happened to hey how ya doin how ya mama and them? What happened to the occasional phone call just to see how you are doing? Well this goes out to my so called friends unless you have something to say don't bother calling or sending me a message any

Blah
I am drunk and pissed off. Great combo of things. My night at the bar was going good until a few things happened. Since there is no one I know on here from my area, I can rant and rave all I want when drunk. And this is what happened: 1) This dude's gf walks in on the middle of my conversationg and totally flips out and got all pissed because I thought it was weird she was 34 and dating a 26 year old. Yea..good game on getting pissed on hearing half the convo. So I appologized and said she misunderstood that I couldnt believe she was 34 when she honest to God looked 26-28 and just thought it weird she was lying about her age. Again, she missed like half the convo. So yea, that got me pissed. 2) My brother's x-gf thought she would be kind enough to grace all of us that were gather with her presence. Uh yea...we dont like her...none of us do. Why cant she be home raising her child?! Fucking hell, learn to be a mother stupid bitch. >.< 3)Got some rude ass messege from a friend o

What I Need...
1. I need to feel safe. Before I can begin to open my submissive nature to You I need to feel safe and have reason to trust You. To let down my walls and give You control of my will may take time and testing before I feel safe enough to permit either of us to go beyond the initial stages of our relationship. Even after I've given myself to You fully, I need to be reminded I am safe with You. I may like to feel the thrill and excitement of fear and the unknown, but I need to be sure no matter how You stimulate those emotions during an intense scene or situation, I will remain safe in Your care. 2. I need to know You accept me for all I am. I will be many things to You as our relationship grows and I need to know You accept me as a person during each transition along the way. I need to know You accept me as a friend, lover, companion, and Your submissive but also accept me as parent, child, employee, community member or other roles I fill in my obligations to family or society.

A Slave
A dark lady that roams endlessly through the night, She bows to her one true master that completes her life, She is a slave to none yet a slave to one, The one she searches for relentlessly under the moon or sun, She longs to feel his embrace to take her from from this place, She calls to him even though yet hes not there, She wanders through the shadows of darkness that only she can share, It calls to her and calms her fast beating heart, Knowing that no matter what the shadows that comfort her will never part, She continues to search for the one master that will call her his own, Through her darkened eyes and the chill felt in her bones, She feels his presence as he begins to stare deep into her soul, Then she falls completely under his control, She has longed for his touch and waited for this day, When her master would finally come and take her away, Yes master, She says I am yours to control, Bend me, break me, make me feel it deep within my soul, Then all of a sud

Which Is What
What Is A slave? ... A slave is far beyond what most people believe. A slave serves, she is pleasing perhaps, exudes her joy in all she does. A slave lives, eats and breathes her submission. A slave feels the fire deep in her belly, for her it is not a choice, she simply is. A slaves first and only consideration is in pleasing her Master. If it pleases Him to beat her, she is grateful, for she has pleased Him. If it pleases her Master to starve her, she is grateful, for she has pleased Him. A slave is nothing, has nothing, except what her Master allows. she has no thoughts except what He allows her to think. A slave does nothing except what her Master allows her to do. she revels in His total and absolute Mastery of her. A slave has attained true freedom from her total and absolute submission to her Master. she begs for His Mastery and she lives for it A slave, (IMO) is defined not by what she'll consent to sexually or masochistically, but by the degree of love, dedication and devo

How Can You Love Someone Like Me
How can you love someone like me, Can you see the real me through the duplicity? do you see the hurt and pain inside or is it that you see the mask i use to hide? How can you Love someone like me, Were you really looking when you found me? Whats there to love when all the world is sad, with wars going on and every one mad? How can you love someone like me, Someone that doesnt know what loves about anymore and has trouble even letting it show. Someones that been hurt time and again, And doesnt know if she can feel that feeling again. How can you Love someone like me, Has your heart been broken? Do you feel as I do? Where no one understands the things you've been through. How can you love someone like me, Some one that doesnt know what tears feel like any more unless shes walking in the rain. Then the tears flow and I dont know why, or when they started or when they will dry. How Can you love someone like me. March 2007

Heaven.
Cool careless carress had me tied up in knots summer dust a heat mirage like a bad taste at the back of the tongue or a tingle in the tips of fingers, broken and bruised. You used me. I smiled. Your laughter floated through the air your eyes like twin shards of melting blue ice and sloppy kisses running down my cheek How can I stand this? You are a torture of the senses you are a suicide of the heart I want to break you into pieces just to break down those walls I thought.. but I was mistaken those clouds were a heat stroke I probably died or would wish that I might have. Water is so much more forgiving It's darkness so sweet Your light is so blinding Like you wish to burn. Am I a moth? I am so confused. Then you look at me. It's as if I see you. Caught behind that cage As if my drawing could become a dream and my dream a reality if only I could reach through that glass shards exploding and you'd fall twisted and broken to be reborn in the

Comment And Tell Me Your Thoughts
"Words don't just make a man ... it is his actions and loyalty to what he feels is true in his own heart that justifies the means of himself and the others around him ....never confuse that with the justification of persuasion of past and previouse events from others....for we are all different and special in our own unique and mysterious ways....."

A New Day Dawning....
A new day is Dawning The moon is layed to rest, The dreams of lastnight, Are forgotten. What was that last thought, Upon rising? You think you have it in your Grasp. Was it the thought of your true love? Was it just a test? What were you thinking when you slept lastnight, Were you thinking of him holding you in his arms so tight? Wanting him near you? Wanting him there, knowing that its not possible Not really Caring? Do you wonder if he was thinking of you. Lying in wait, for the next time he sees you for your next special date? Will you see him again? What will you wear? Where will you go? What will you do? Does it matter as long as he's with you? Does he love you, as you do him? or is it just a fantasy best left in dreams? March 2007

Sexiest Mom Contest Come Vote For Me
ALRIGHT ALL YOU COWGIRL AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP OUR VERY OWN ICE PRINCESS IS IN THE SEXIEST MOM CONTEST AND SHE HAS CAME TO US FOR HELP ON THIS CONTEST ITS BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE THE GANG HAS REALLY PULLED TOGETHER SO LETS SHOW HER WHAT THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP ARE REALLY MADE OF REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE REALLY ABOUT AND HOW MUCH RESPECT AND LOVE WE HAD FOR EACH OTHER TRUST ME IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE SO GO HIT HER UP BOMB THIS FFF MEMEBER AND MY PEACEMAKER. MUCH LOVE TO YALL:) Here is the direct link come bombe and bring this around home to FFF & CB/CG http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=39861&i=875570165

Believe In Yourself...
I got this out of one of the books that I read. I hope most people like it. I know I do. Set your standards high You deserve the best. Try for what you want And never settle for less. Believe in youself No matter what you choose. Keep a winning attitude And you can never lose. Think about your destination But don't worry if you stray Becaue the most important thing Is that you've learned along the way. Take all that you've become To be all that you can be. Soar above the clouds And let your dreams set you free. Jillian K. Hunt

American Goddess
My Goddess Chart. American Goddess,Roman Goddesses, Egyptian Goddesses, and Greek Goddesses.. . . Pantheon of Goddesses arranged according to how they correspond: Moon Goddesses, Sun Goddesses, Warrior Goddesses, and more. with love, Myke.

C-o-n-f-u-s-e-d
C- Constantly thinking about you even thought we are apart. O- Only wanting to hear you voice and to hear you say you love me. N- Never being able to see my life with out you in it F- Forgetting that there are other women out there that could probably make you happy. U- Using excuses to be able to hear you on the phone. S- Seeing your name light up, makes me smile. E- Escaping when I do talk to you. You have that effect on me. D- Determined not to let it hurt when everything is said and done, When you leave me all alone.

The Greatest Of These Is Love
Though I articulate the contemporary jargon of nursing, If I have not understanding that touches the heartbeat of my patients, I only generate chatter. Though I boast of diplomas, awards and publications, and my skills reflect the wonderment of technology, If I have not mastered the gift of compassion, My endeavors are hollow. Though I devote my very life to the profession of nursing and forfeit personal desires, If I become cynical, detached and fatigued to to point of indifference, My energy is expended in futility. Though I integrate the art and science of nursing, translate research into clinical practice, and achieve professional notoriety, If I do not notice wounded hearts and broken dreams, My mission is not fulfilled. I may be competent, dependable, efficient, but if I fail to I practice nursing in vain. Faith, Hope, Love- these are all craving of the human spirit but- The Greatest of These is Love. Roberta L. Messner A nurse wrote this about he

Our Very Own Ice Princess Is In The Sexiest Moms Contest She Nees Our Help (asking All Members Of The Fff To Help Her Out)
ALRIGHT ALL YOU COWGIRL AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP OUR VERY OWN ICE PRINCESS IS IN THE SEXIEST MOM CONTEST AND SHE HAS CAME TO US FOR HELP ON THIS CONTEST ITS BEEN ALONG TIME SINCE THE GANG HAS REALLY PULLED TOGETHER SO LETS SHOW HER WHAT THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP ARE REALLY MADE OF REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE REALLY ABOUT AND HOW MUCH RESPECT AND LOVE WE HAD FOR EACH OTHER TRUST ME IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE SO GO HIT HER UP BOMB THIS FFF MEMEBER AND MY PEACEMAKER. MUCH LOVE TO YALL:)

Gah. ....i Was Forced To Go Shopping
well my day started off pretty blah. i had a dental appointment this morning....i hate going to the dentist. ok well i got a cleaning & an exam...which led to the doctor finding to fillings that were loose. he told me he was gonna fix them up right then & there...yay me. so once he was done murdering what is left of my teeth i headed back home cuz luke was supposed to meet me there to help me start my makeover. it was hysterical really....i had to walk over to the security guard's little hut thing to tell him to let luke in. i had forgotten to let the guard know that luke was coming over. anyway...when luke saw my closet he nearly died.....all my clothes is either red or black or some shade of gray...lmao. he told me that i was stuck in a major color rut. when he had me try on some of my clothes he noticed that everything was like 2 or 3 sizes too big. he said that my style was dead & i have no idea what size i really am. then he asked to look at my makeup...& when i showed it t

Roses Are Red
Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!

Lords Prayer
PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen

What The Funk Where They Thinking???
i simply can not believe the way some people behave, now are we or are we not all adults here? well ok in theory we are but for some its a false theory, others only behave as aduilts in certain circles and others still are only to be considered adult based on age. now let me ask you this...if you call someone family do you or do you not try to help them in anyway possible? (now when i say family i dont necessarily mean blood ties, the term family simply means any to whom you've gotten close. that being said let me continue....)or do you turn your back, stab them intheirs and do everything in your power to blame THEM for your immature behavior???? if u ask me thats not being grown up thats being childish...... and for those of you intent on running your mouths with information that isnt even remotly close to the truth i have simply this to say...watch what you say and about whom you say it cuz god dont like ugly STAY THE FUNK OUTTA THE KOOLAID IF U DONT KNOW THE FLAVA!!

New Photos/jewelry Designs
Just wanted to let you all know that I'm up to nutty cherry now...always was a little nutty though, so I'm able to add a few more pictures. I've added a photo album conataining some pictures of the jewelry my hubby Lee has designed for me...he is a jeweler..if I didn't mention. Thought you might enjoy seeing his work...he is QUITE talented...if I DO SAY SO, myself! And that's not just his wife talkin'....go see and rate for yourself! REPOST PLEASE, SO OTHER CAN SEE

Since I Dont Think Anyone Reads Bullitons..
Ever hear of RPOL? It's Roleplaying online.. they have a bunch of different sorts of games you can join.. everything from DnD type stuff to just freeform writing.. like writing an interactive story. Anyhow.. I've been in alot of games but this one is my favorite. We roleplay highschoolers or some rp just out of highschoolers... all over 18. If anyone is bored and likes to write you should come have a lookie! Maybe even join! I'm telling ya, it's fun. :D http://www.rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=30&gn=Highschool+Life:+Free&date=1174370986

Kinky
His dick is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvellous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead, He ends by just screwing her silly. My back aches, my pussy is sore; I simply can't screw any more. I'm covered with sweat, And you haven't come yet, And gosh, it's a quarter to four!

Naomi Campbell......
NEW YORK - Naomi Campbell, wearing black stilettos and slinging dark work boots over her shoulder, traded the catwalk for community service Monday at a sanitation garage to start a five-day sentence for assaulting her maid. ADVERTISEMENTThe 36-year-old supermodel arrived at the Manhattan District 3 Garage at Pier 36 on the Hudson in a black sport utility vehicle. She'll be pushing a broom or mop at the garage for her guilty plea to misdemeanor assault for throwing a cell phone at her maid over a pair of missing jeans.Campbell was met by a garage official who escorted her through the building's dirty, steel double doors. She also wore chocolate brown pants, a short fitted coat with a flared bottom, dark sunglasses and a newsboy-type cap over a short hairdo.She didn't acknowledge the horde of assembled media."Miss Campbell arrived on time to work. She came ready to work," Albert Durrell, deputy chief of the Department of Sanitation, told reporters at a briefing outside the facility.It's

Join Me In Giving!!
I would like to invite you to join my yahoo group sunshine Express. It is a place to give to those that need a little sunshine, a few smiles.If you know someone who is ill,handicapped,depressed just needs a lift we would love to add them to our list and if you can send a card ,note or email then please join, it is a blessing to give and we have a great group of people!! http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/sunshineexpress/

Handcuffs, Gold Grills, And Toddlers
As much as I like to rant... I LOVE to laugh. Many people online complain that I'm being one sided, sharing only my anger. This is true- these blogs are an outlet for my frustration. But I make a point to be silly and laugh everyday... though most of you won't see that... it's reserved for my family, mostly... my kids. So, things that make me laugh... One day my oldest kid "Shark" asks (while in the car, listening to Nelly) "Mom, when am I going to be old enough to get a gold grill?" ...I almost crashed the car I laughed so hard. After coming home from school I asked my youngest "Loki" if he took of his shoes before coming in the house. "Loki, did you take your shoes off like I asked?" He replied, "Yes Mommy". I said, "You took your shoes off... and left them at the door, Loki?" ..... "yes Mommy" he said again. "Loki, if you took off your shoes............................................. why the hell are they still on your feet?" My three year old taught me a valuable lesson: a

Impressive.child.
im always astounded by childhood observation abilities. it makes me increasingly curious as to where they pick up their knowledge...and perception. i asked Peanut if she had to use the bathroom before bed. she said 'no' as she always does. i said 'are you sure' as i always do. she said 'yeeeesss'. so i tickled her and asked her if she was positive. she quips with 'only fools are positive' good sauce. i completely heart it when my children continue to amaze me.

Vfd - It's In My Blood
Who Is A Volunteer Fireman? He's your neighbor, the " person next door " He is husband,father or son, (wife, mother, daughter) He is the laborer, the store owner, the corporate executive, He's the jogger,sportsfan,hobbyist or handyman.... He is just like everyone else, save for one quality... He is one in one thousand who will risk his life to save yours; You'll see him waiting for the train and at the little league game, You'll see him in every house of worship, You'll see him in town, proudly wearing the emblem which shows he is a member of a fraternity dedicated to preserving life, His car is the one backed into the driveway with the blue light on the dashboard, His keys hang by the door and a pair of boots stand at his bed, He takes his pager everywhere for fear he will be missed when he's needed; He wont complain much about life, he's seen too much suffering for that, He'll tell you the funny side and avoid the stories of pain, He'll be silent during the national

The Boots Of Buffalo-leather
A soldier who is afraid of nothing, troubles himself about nothing. One of this kind had received his discharge, and as he had learnt no trade and could earn nothing, he traveled about and begged alms of kind people. He had an old rain-coat on his back, and a pair of riding-boots of buffalo-leather which were still left to him. One day he was walking he knew not where, straight out into the open country, and at length came to a forest. He did not know where he was, but saw sitting on the trunk of a tree, which had been cut down, a man who was well dressed and wore a green shooting-coat. The soldier shook hands with him, sat down on the grass by his side, and stretched out his legs. I see you have good boots on, which are well blacked, said he to the huntsman, but if you had to travel about as I have, they would not last long. Look at mine, they are of buffalo-leather, and have been worn for a long time, but in them I can go through thick and thin. After a while the soldier got up and s

The Grave-mound
A rich farmer was one day standing in his yard inspecting his fields and gardens. The corn was growing up vigorously and the fruit-trees were heavily laden with fruit. The grain of the year before still lay in such immense heaps in the loft that the rafters could hardly bear it. Then he went into the stable, where were well-fed oxen, fat cows, and horses bright as looking-glass. At length he went back into his sitting-room, and cast a glance at the iron chest in which his money lay. Whilst he was thus standing surveying his riches, all at once there was a loud knock close by him. The knock was not at the door of his room, but at the door of his heart. It opened, and he heard a voice which said to him, have you done good to your family with it. Have you considered the necessities of the poor. Have you shared your bread with the hungry. Have you been contented with what you have, or did you always desire to have more. The heart was not slow in answering, I have been hard and pitiless, an

The Peasant And The Devil
There was once upon a time a far-sighted, crafty peasant whose tricks were much talked about. The best story, however, is how he once got hold of the devil, and made a fool of him. The peasant had one day been working in his field, and as twilight had set in, was making ready for the journey home, when he saw a heap of burning coals in the middle of his field, and when, full of astonishment, he went up to it, a little black devil was sitting on the live coals. Are you sitting upon a treasure, said the peasant. Yes, in truth, replied the devil, on a treasure which contains more gold and silver than you have ever seen in your life. The treasure lies in my field and belongs to me, said the peasant. It is yours, answered the devil, if you will for two years give me one half of everything your field produces. Money I have enough, but I have a desire for the fruits of the earth. The peasant agreed to the bargain. In order, however, that no dispute may arise about the division, said he, every

The Hare And The Hedgehog
This story, my dear young folks, seems to be false, but it really is true, for my grandfather, from whom I have it, used always, when relating it, to say, it must be true, my son, or else no one could tell it to you. The story is as follows. One sunday morning about harvest time, just as the buckwheat was in bloom, the sun was shining brightly in heaven, the east wind was blowing warmly over the stubble-fields, the larks were singing in the air, the bees buzzing among the buckwheat, the people in their sunday clothes were all going to church, and all creatures were happy, and the hedgehog was happy too. The hedgehog, however, was standing by his door with his arms akimbo, enjoying the morning breezes, and slowly trilling a little song to himself, which was neither better nor worse than the songs which hedgehogs are in the habit of singing on a blessed sunday morning. Whilst he was thus singing half aloud to himself, it suddenly occurred to him that, while his wife was washing and dryin

The Nail
A merchant had done good business at the fair. He had sold his wares, and lined his money-bags with gold and silver. Then he wanted to travel homewards, and be in his own house before nightfall. So he packed his trunk with the money on his horse, and rode away. At noon he rested in a town, and when he wanted to go farther the stable-boy brought out his horse and said, a nail is wanting, sir, in the shoe of its near hind foot. Let it be wanting, answered the merchant. The shoe will certainly stay on for the six miles I have still to go. I am in a hurry. In the afternoon, when he once more alighted and had his horse fed, the stable-boy went into the room to him and said, sir, a shoe is missing from your horse's near hind foot. Shall I take him to the blacksmith. Let it be wanting, answered the man. The horse can very well hold out for the couple of miles which remain. I am in haste. He rode forth, but before long the horse began to limp. It had not limped long before it began to stumble,

The Giant And The Tailor
A certain tailor who was great at boasting but ill at doing, took it into his head to go abroad for a while, and look about the world. As soon as he could manage it, he left his work-shop, and wandered on his way, over hill and dale, sometimes hither, sometimes, thither, but ever on and on. Once on his way he perceived in the blue distance a steep hill, and behind it a tower reaching to the clouds, which rose up out of a wild dark forest. Thunder and lightning, cried the tailor, what is that, and as he was strongly goaded by curiosity, he went boldly towards it. But how he did gaze and gape when he came near it, for the tower had legs, and leapt in one bound over the steep hill, and was now standing as an all-powerful giant before him. What do you want here, you tiny fly's leg, cried the giant, with a voice as if it were thundering on every side. The tailor whimpered, I want just to look about and see if I can earn a bit of bread for myself, in this forest. If that is what you are afte

Yeah One More Survey Tonight
1) been in the back of a police car? Yeah but I probably shouldn't talk about that yet 2) been in the military? No but had some military in me 3) watched fireworks on acid? I have watched many things on acid 4) been beaten up? Well if you ask him yeah 5) driven drunk? Oh yeah 6) owned cats? No I refuse to be the Crazy Cat Lady 7) played on stage for money? Only with myself 8) worked in a nightclub? Well it migh be abel to pass as a nightclub 9) been to the middle east? Hmmmm . . . will you turn me in to the FBI if I say yes 10) have thai relatives? Hehehe, relatives . . . 11) smoked opium? Drugs are bad 12) driven 110 miles an hour? Well this time . . . yeah never mind 13) lived in texas? Uh, no 14) lived with a stripper? Does living with myself count? 15) had sex in a snowbank? It wasn't an actual snow bank - more just a shoveled pile of snow 16) worked in a sex shop? Hehehe . . . how loosely are we defining work? 17)

The Little Folks' Presents
A tailor and a goldsmith were traveling together, and one evening when the sun had sunk behind the mountains, they heard the sound of distant music, which became more and more distinct. It sounded strange, but so pleasant that they forgot all their weariness and stepped quickly onwards. The moon had already arisen when they reached a hill on which they saw a crowd of little men and women, who had taken each other's hands, and were whirling round in the dance with the greatest pleasure and delight. They sang to it most charmingly, and that was the music which the travelers had heard. In the midst of them sat an old man who was rather taller than the rest. He wore a parti-colored coat, and his hoary beard hung down over his breast. The two remained standing full of astonishment, and watched the dance. The old man made a sign that they should enter, and the little folks willingly opened their circle. The goldsmith, who had a hump, and like all hunch-backs was daring enough, stepped in. Th

Master Pfriem
Master Pfriem was a short, thin, but lively man, who never rested a moment. His face, of which his turned-up nose was the only prominent feature, was marked with smallpox and pale as death. His hair was gray and shaggy, his eyes small, but they glanced perpetually about on all sides. He saw everything, criticized everything, knew everything best, and was always in the right. When he went into the streets, he moved his arms about as if he were rowing, and once he struck the pail of a girl so high in the air that he himself was wetted all over by the water she was carrying. Idiot. Cried he to her, shaking himself, could you not see that I was coming behind you. By trade he was a shoemaker, and when he worked he pulled his thread out with such force that he drove his fist into everyone who did not keep far enough off. No apprentice stayed more than a month with him, for he had always some fault to find with the very best work. At one time it was that the stitches were not even, at another

Death's Messengers
In ancient times a giant was once traveling on a great highway, when suddenly an unknown man sprang up before him, and said, halt, not one step farther. What. Cried the giant, a creature whom I can crush between my fingers, wants to block my way. Who are you that you dare to speak so boldly. I am death, answered the other. No one resists me, and you also must obey my commands. But the giant refused, and began to struggle with death. It was a long, violent battle, in which at last the giant got the upper hand, and struck death down with his fist, so that he collapsed by a stone. The giant went his way, and death lay there conquered, and so weak that he could not get up again. What will be done now, said he, if I stay lying here in a corner. No one will die in the world, and it will get so full of people that they won't have room to stand beside each other. In the meantime a young man came along the road, who was strong and healthy, singing a song, and glancing around on every side. When

The Duration Of Life
When God created the world and was about to fix the length of each creature's life, the ass came and asked, Lord, how long shall I live. Thirty years, replied God, does that content you. Ah, Lord, answered the ass, that is a long time. Think of my painful existence. To carry heavy burdens from morning to night, to drag sacks of corn to the mill that others may eat bread, to be cheered and refreshed with nothing but blows and kicks. Relieve me of a portion of this long time. Then God had pity on him and relieved him of eighteen years. The ass went away comforted, and the dog appeared. How long would you like to live, said God to him, thirty years are too many for the ass, but you will be satisfied with that. Lord, answered the dog, is that thy will. Consider how I shall have to run, my feet will never hold out so long, and when I have once lost my voice for barking, and my teeth for biting, what will be left for me to do but run from one corner to another and growl. God saw that he was

The Moon
In days gone by there was a land where the nights were always dark, and the sky spread over it like a black cloth, for there the moon never rose, and no star shone in the gloom. At the creation of the world, the light at night had been sufficient. Three young fellows once went out of this country on a traveling expedition, and arrived in another kingdom, where, in the evening when the sun had disappeared behind the mountains, a shining globe was placed on an oak-tree, which shed a soft light far and wide. By means of this, everything could very well be seen and distinguished, even though it was not so brilliant as the sun. The travelers stopped and asked a countryman who was driving past with his cart, what kind of a light that was. That is the moon, answered he, our mayor bought it for three talers, and fastened it to the oak-tree. He has to pour oil into it daily, and to keep it clean, so that it may always burn clearly. He receives a taler a week from us for doing it. When the count

The Owl
Two or three hundred years ago, when people were far from being so crafty and cunning as they are nowadays, an extraordinary event took place in a little town. By some mischance one of the great owls, called horned owls, had come from the neighboring woods into the barn of one of the townsfolk in the night-time, and when day broke did not dare to venture forth again from her retreat, for fear of the other birds, which raised a terrible outcry whenever she appeared. In the morning when the man-servant went into the barn to fetch some straw, he was so mightily alarmed at the sight of the owl sitting there in a corner, that he ran away and announced to his master that a monster, the like of which he had never set eyes on in his life, and which could devour a man without the slightest difficulty, was sitting in the barn, rolling its eyes about in its head. I know your kind, said the master, you have courage enough to chase a blackbird about the fields, but when you see a hen lying dead, yo

Daylight
i slowly opened my eyes to peer at the world a smile crossed my face i have finally beaten the demon struck it back to where it lied while i rested it came to wrestle with my head to take hold of my heart ir ripped off my wings to stop me from flying it stole my breathe to stop me from breathing it took my heart to stop me from loving from loving myself and others it took my eyes to stop me from seeing it stole my ears to stop me from hearing it broke me down to stop me from being free it made me cry neverending tears ran down my face right where i was in the dark where i belonged a broken shell in a million pieces a unyeilding pain tore through me stripping me bare racking my soul so i fought and i fought hard i gave the demon all i had to break free from my hell to become stronger because i found you i fought for you i wrestled till there was nothing left to find the daylight to wake beside you with this smile knowing i conquered my

The Bittern And The Hoopoe
Where do you like best to feed your flocks, said a man to an old cowherd. Here, sir, where the grass is neither too rich nor too poor, or else it is no use. Why not, asked the man. Do you hear that melancholy cry from the meadow there, answered the cowherd, that is the bittern. He was once a cowherd, and so was the hoopoe also, I will tell you the story. The bittern pastured his flocks on rich green meadows where flowers grew in abundance, so his cows became wild and unmanageable. The hoopoe drove his cattle on to high barren hills, where the wind plays with the sand, and his cows became thin, and got no strength. When it was evening, and the cowherds wanted to drive their cows homewards, the bittern could not get his together again. They were too high-spirited, and ran away from him. He called, come, cows, come, but it was of no use. They took no notice of his calling. The hoopoe, however, could not even get his cows up on their legs, so faint and weak had they become. Up, up, up, scr

The Sole
The fishes had for a long time been discontented because no order prevailed in their kingdom. None of them turned aside for the others, but all swam to the right or the left as they fancied, or darted between those who wanted to stay together, or got into their way. And a strong one gave a weak one a blow with its tail, which drove it away, or else swallowed it up without more ado. How delightful it would be, said they, if we had a king who enforced law and justice among us, and they met together to choose for their ruler the one who could cleave through the water most quickly, and give help to the weak ones. They placed themselves in rank and file by the shore, and the pike gave the signal with his tail, on which they all started. Like an arrow, the pike darted away, and with him the herring, the gudgeon, the perch, the carp, and all the rest of them. Even the sole swam with them, and hoped to win the race. All at once, the cry was heard, the herring is first, the herring is first. Wh

The Willow-wren
In olden times every sound still had its meaning and significance. When the smith's hammer resounded, it cried, "Strike away, strike away." When the carpenter's plane grated, it said, "Here goes, here goes." If the mill wheel began to clack, it said, "Help, Lord God, help, Lord God." And if the miller was a cheat and set the mill a-going, it spoke high german, and first asked slowly, "Who is there? Who is there?" And then answered quickly, "The miller, the miller." And at last quite in a hurry, "He steals bravely, He steals bravely, three pecks in a bushel." At this time the birds also had their own language which every one understood. Now it only sounds like chirping, screeching, and whistling, and sometimes like music without words. It came into the birds' mind, however, that they would no longer be without a ruler, and would choose one of themselves to be their king. One alone among them, the green plover, was opposed to this. He had lived free and would die free, and anxiously f

Sharing Joy And Sorrow
There was once a tailor, who was a quarrelsome fellow, and his wife, who was good, industrious, and pious, never could please him. Whatever she did, he was not satisfied, but grumbled and scolded, and knocked her about and beat her. As the authorities at last heard of it, they had him summoned and put in prison in order to make him better. He was kept for a while on bread and water, and then set free again. He was forced, however, to promise not to beat his wife any more, but to live with her in peace, and share joy and sorrow with her, as married people ought to do. All went on well for a time, but then he fell into his old ways and was surly and quarrelsome. And because he dared not beat her, he would seize her by the hair and tear it out. The woman escaped from him, and sprang out into the yard, but he ran after her with his yard-measure and scissors, and chased her about, and threw the yard-measure and scissors at her, and whatever else came his way. When he hit her he laughed, and

Lean Lisa
Lean Lisa was of a very different way of thinking from Lazy Harry and Fat Trina, who never let anything disturb their peace. She slaved away from morning till evening, and burdened her husband, long laurence, with so much work that he had heavier weights to carry than an ass with three sacks. But it was all to no purpose, for they had nothing and came to nothing. One night as she lay in bed, and could hardly move one limb for weariness, she still did not allow her thoughts to go to sleep. She thrust her elbow into her husband's side, and said, listen, Lenz, to what I have been thinking. If I were to find one florin and one was given to me, I would borrow another to put to them, and you too should give me another, and then as soon as I had got the four florins together, I would buy a young cow. This pleased the husband right well. It is true, said he, that I do not know where I am to get the florin which you want as a gift from me. But, if you can get the money together, and can buy a c

Vampires Of Your Soul
They are out there, not very far... Sly and cunning, find you wherever you are! Seduce you and entice you; have you under their spell these demons of "Love" these creatures from Hell. They'll breathe words of pleasure; sexy whispers in your ear; for it's your soul that they want that you have to give with no fear. Then they'll bed you, (and it matters not where) for once they sink their "teeth" into you say 'goodbye' to your friends. They'll lead you to think that your heart was their key; since they found you, they'll change for you were their only need. Then they'll suck you dry no blood left to bleed, all the time whispering, "You'll do this if you love me..." Then "poof" they are gone leaving a vast hole these thieves of hearts. These VAMPIRES OF YOUR SOUL. (c)P. Houston 2001

The Peasant In Heaven
Once upon a time a poor pious peasant died, and arrived before the gate of heaven. At the same time a very rich, rich lord came there who also wanted to get into heaven. Then Saint Peter came with the key, and opened the door, and let the great man in, but apparently did not see the peasant, and shut the door again. And now the peasant outside heard how the great man was received in heaven with all kinds of rejoicing, and how they were making music, and singing within. At length all became quiet again, and Saint Peter came and opened the gate of heaven, and let the peasant in. The peasant, however, expected that they would make music and sing when he went in also, but all remained quite quiet. He was received with great affection, it is true, and the angels came to meet him, but no one sang. Then the peasant asked Saint Peter how it was that they did not sing for him as they had done when the rich man went in, and said that it seemed to him that there in heaven things were done with ju

Math Teaser
You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It's her birthday, and you want to give her the cakes you've made. Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake. How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure that you arrive at Grandma's with exactly 2 cakes? private message me your answer :)

The Wise Servant
How fortunate is the master, and how well all goes in his house, when he has a wise servant who listens to his orders and does not obey them, but prefers following his own wisdom. A clever Hans of this kind was once sent out by his master to seek a lost cow. He stayed away a long time, and the master thought, faithful Hans does not spare any pains over his work. But when he did not come back at all, the master was afraid lest some misfortune had befallen him, and set out himself to look for him. He had to search a long time, but at last he caught sight of the boy running up and down a large field. Now, dear Hans, said the master when he had got up to him, have you found the cow which I sent you to seek. No, master, he answered, I have not found the cow, but then I have not looked for it. Then what have you looked for, Hans. Three blackbirds, answered the boy. And where are they, asked the master. I see one of them, I hear the other, and I am running after the third, answered the wise b

A Riddling Tale
Three women were transformed into flowers which grew in the field, but one of them was allowed to be in her own home at night. Then once when day was drawing near, and she was forced to go back to her companions in the field and become a flower again, she said to her husband, if you will come this afternoon and gather me, I shall be set free and henceforth stay with you. And he did so. Now the question is, how did her husband know her, for the flowers were exactly alike, and without any difference. Answer - as she was at her home during the night and not in the field, no dew fell on her as it did on the others, and by this her husband knew her.

The Ditmarsch Tale Of Wonders
I will tell you something. I saw two roasted fowls flying, they flew quickly and had their breasts turned to heaven and their backs to hell, and an anvil and a mill-stone swam across the rhine prettily, slowly, and gently, and a frog sat on the ice at whitsuntide and ate a ploughshare. Three fellows who wanted to catch a hare, went on crutches and stilts, one of them was deaf, the second blind, the third dumb, and the fourth could not stir a step. Do you want to know how it was done. First, the blind man saw the hare running across the field, the dumb one called to the lame one, and the lame one seized it by the neck. There were certain men who wished to sail on dry land, and they set their sails in the wind, and sailed away over great fields. Then they sailed over a high mountain, and there they were miserably drowned. A crab was chasing a hare which was running away at full speed, and high up on the roof lay a cow which had climbed up there. In that country the flies are as big as th

Quotes - Marriage & Women & Men!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transfer

Reality Of Love
It doesn't matter who you love or how you love, but that you love. Where it doesn't exist plant it and it will grow. One does not fall in and out of love. One grows in love. To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Being in love is experiencing a person's essence and expression of that essence, and being unwilling for the other person not to express it. There is no remedy for love but to love more. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun. Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Releasing all the past and accepting the present. Don't carry your past luggage around with you. When it becomes to heavy drop it and don't ever look back for it. We live in the present looking forwards to a beautiful future. If you continue carrying that past luggage

The Story Of Schlauraffen Land
In the time of Schlauraffen I went forth and saw Rome and the lateran hanging by a small silken thread, and a man without feet who outran a swift horse, and a keen sharp sword that cut through a bridge. I saw a young ass with a silver nose which pursued two fleet hares, and a lime-tree that was very large, on which hot cakes were growing. I saw a lean old goat which carried about a hundred cart-loads of fat on his body, and sixty loads of salt. Have I not told enough lies. I saw a plough ploughing without horse or cow, and a child of one year threw four millstones from Ratisbon to Treves, and from Treves to Strasburg, and a hawk swam over the rhine, which he had a perfect right to do. I heard some fishes begin to make such a disturbance with each other, that it resounded as far as heaven, and sweet honey flowed like water from a deep valley to the top of a high mountain, and these were strange things. There were two crows which were mowing a meadow, and I saw two gnats building a bridg

Odds And Ends
There was once on a time a maiden who was pretty, but idle and negligent. When she had to spin she was so out of temper that if there was a little knot in the flax, she at once pulled out a whole heap of it, and strewed it about on the ground beside her. Now she had a servant who was industrious, and gathered together the bits of flax which were thrown away, cleaned them, spun them fine, and had a beautiful gown made out of them for herself. A young man had wooed the lazy girl, and the wedding was to take place. On the eve of the wedding, the industrious one was dancing merrily about in her pretty dress, and the bride said, ah, how that girl does jump about, dressed in my hurds. The bridegroom heard that, and asked the bride what she meant by it. Then she told him that the girl was wearing a dress made of the flax which she had thrown away. When the bridegroom heard that, and saw how idle she was, and how industrious the poor girl was, he gave her up and went to the other, and chose he

The Old Beggar-woman
There was once an old woman, but you have surely seen an old woman go a-begging before now. This woman begged likewise, and when she got anything she said, may God reward you. The beggar-woman came to a door, and there by the fire a friendly rogue of a boy was standing warming himself. The boy said kindly to the poor old woman as she was standing shivering thus by the door, come, old mother, and warm yourself. She came in, but stood too near the fire, so that her old rags began to burn, and she was not aware of it. The boy stood and saw that, but he ought to have put the flames out. Is it not true that he ought to have put them out. And if he had not any water, then he should have wept all the water in his body out of his eyes, and that would have supplied two pretty streams with which to extinguish them.

The Beam
There was once a sorcerer who was standing in the midst of a great crowd of people performing his wonders. He had a cock brought in, which lifted a heavy beam and carried it as if it were light as a feather. But a girl was present who had just found a four-leaved clover, and had thus become so wise that no deception could stand out against her, and she saw that the beam was nothing but a straw. So she cried, you people, do you not see that it is a straw that the cock is carrying, and no beam. Immediately the enchantment vanished, and the people saw what it was, and drove the magician away in shame and disgrace. He, however, full of inward anger, said, I will soon revenge myself. After some time the girl's wedding-day came, and she was decked out, and went in a great procession over the fields to the place where the church was. All at once she came to a stream which was very much swollen, and there was no bridge and no plank to cross it. Then the bride nimbly took her clothes up, and wa

Beer Vs Pussy
BEER VS. PUSSY - WHAT A DILEMMA Current mood: enthralled Category: Life Body: Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you

Wedding Stuff
hey everyone, i know its a ways away, not until the first week in july but my best friend melissa is gettin married and i get the wonderful joy of being her maid of honor. she just let me know that the colors are gonna be red and black, and im freakin excited since i get to wear flip flops too, which helps cause both of us are freakin amazons. anyway trying to think what kind of style of dress i should try just to get ideas. so hit me up with some ideas and let me know what u think i should do. your opinions would be greatly appreciated. thats ya'll. show some love and let me know what u think k. thanks, JULIE

The Lord's Animals And The Devil's
The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to be his dog, but he had forgotten the goat. Then the devil made ready and began to create also, and created goats with fine long tails. Now when they went to pasture, they generally remained caught in the hedges by their tails, whereupon the devil had to go and disentangle them, with a great deal of trouble. This enraged him at last, and he went and bit off the tail of every goat, as may be seen to this day by the stump. Then he let them go to pasture alone, but it came to pass that the Lord God perceived how at one time they gnawed away at a fruitful tree, at another injured the noble vines, or destroyed other tender plants. This distressed him, so that in his goodness and mercy he summoned his wolves, who soon tore in pieces the goats that went there. When the devil observed this, he went before the Lord and said, your creatures have destroyed mine. The Lord answered, why did you create things to do harm. The devil s

The Fox And The Horse
A peasant had a faithful horse which had grown old and could do no more work, so his master would no longer give him anything to eat and said, I can certainly make no more use of you, but still I mean well by you, if you prove yourself still strong enough to bring me a lion here, I will maintain you, but now take yourself away out of my stable. And with that he chased him into the open country. The horse was sad, and went to the forest to seek a little protection there from the weather. Then the fox met him and said, why do you hang your head so, and go about all alone. Alas, replied the horse, avarice and fidelity do not dwell together in one house. My master has forgotten what services I have performed for him for so many years, and because I can no longer plough well, he will give me no more food, and has driven me out. Without giving you a chance, asked the fox. The chance was a bad one. He said, if I were still strong enough to bring him a lion, he would keep me, but he well knows

The Tailgater!
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were

The Three Apprentices
There were once three apprentices, who had agreed to keep always together while traveling, and always to work in the same town. At one time, however, their masters had no more work to give them, so that at last they were in rags, and had nothing to live on. Then one of them said, what shall we do. We cannot stay here any longer, we will travel once more, and if we do not find any work in the town we go to, we will arrange with the innkeeper there, that we are to write and tell him where we are staying, so that we can always have news of each other, and then we will separate. And that seemed best to the others also. They went forth, and met on the way a richly-dressed man who asked who they were. We are apprentices looking for work. Up to this time we have kept together, but if we cannot find anything to do we are going to separate. There is no need for that, said the man, if you will do what I tell you, you shall not want for gold or for work. Nay, you shall become great lords, and dri

The Seven Swabians
Seven swabians were once together. The first was Master Schulz, the second, Jackli, the third, Marli, the fourth, Jergli, the fifth, Michal, the sixth, Hans, the seventh, Veitli. All seven had made up their minds to travel about the world to seek adventures and perform great deeds. But in order that they might go in safety and with arms in their hands, they thought it would be advisable that they should have one solitary, but very strong, and very long spear made for them. This spear all seven of them took in their hands at once. In front walked the boldest and bravest, and that was Master Schulz. All the others followed in a row, and Veitli was the last. Then it came to pass one day in the hay month, when they had walked a long distance, and still had a long way to go before they reached the village where they were to pass the night, that as they were in a meadow in the twilight a great beetle or hornet flew by them from behind a bush, and hummed in a menacing manner. Master Schulz wa

Deejay With The Warbirds
Dear Blog, Today was a lot of hurry up and wait. I left the house for make up and hair at 12:45pm and got to the airfield to shoot with Stiletto Studios just before 4pm to shoot for about 10 mins. with the B-24. I got every bit of curl blown out of my vintage do by the wind and backwash from the planes taking folks up for paid rides. I went back to the car discouraged at my reflection, and sat inside to warm up and put up my hair. My next wardrobe change was into a Womans Army Corps uniform. It was issued to Nora O'Conner on August 5th, 1943. Except for my bobby pins and skivies (as my grandma used to call them), I was entirely vintage in dress. Even my stockings and shoes. At about 6pm the planes came in for their final return for the evening just as the clouds broke. We had just caught the eye of the Dallas Love Field's Museum curator and he wanted shots of me with the planes as well, so it was a win/win for everyone. I got to stand on the airfield and wave to the pilots w

The Three Army-surgeons
Three army surgeons who thought they knew their art perfectly were traveling about the world, and they came to an inn where they wanted to pass the night. The host asked whence they came, and whither they were going. We are roaming about the world and practising our art. Show me just once what you can do, said the host. Then the first said he would cut off his hand, and put it on again early next morning. The second said he would tear out his heart, and replace it next morning. The third said he would gouge out his eyes and heal them again next morning. If you can do that, said the innkeeper, you have learnt everything. They, however, had a salve, with which they rubbed themselves, which joined parts together, and they constantly carried with them the little bottle in which it was. Then they cut the hand, heart and eyes from their bodies as they had said they would, and laid them all together on a plate, and gave it to the innkeeper. The innkeeper gave it to a servant-girl who was to s

Email Jokes 031907
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The Flail From Heaven
A countryman was once going out to plough with a pair of oxen. When he got to the field, both the animals, horns began to grow, and went on growing, and when he wanted to go home they were so big that the oxen could not get through the gateway. By good luck a butcher came by just then, and he delivered them over to him, and made the bargain in this way, that he should bring the butcher a peck of rape-seed, and then the butcher was to count him out a brabant taler for every seed. I call that well sold. The peasant now went home, and carried the peck of rape-seed to him on his back. On the way, however, he lost one seed out of the bag. The butcher paid him justly as agreed on, and if the peasant had not lost the seed, he would have had one taler more. By the time he returned, the seed had grown into a tree which reached up to the sky. Then thought the peasant, as you have the chance, you must just see what the angels are doing up there above. So he climbed up, and saw that the angels abo

The Jew Among Thorns
(Please note that this story reflects a negative stereotype of Jews. Written in the 1800's, the Grimm brothers maintained the folkloric quality of the tales, complete with the prejudices of the time. We have reproduced this story in its entirety, and resisted the temptation to edit.) There was once a rich man, who had a servant who served him diligently and honestly. He was every morning the first out of bed, and the last to go to rest at night, and whenever there was a difficult job to be done, which nobody cared to undertake, he was always the first to set himself to it. Moreover, he never complained, but was contented with everything and always merry. When a year was ended, his master gave him no wages, for he said to himself, that is the cleverest way, for I shall save something and he will not go away, but stay quietly in my service. The servant said nothing, but did his work the second year as he had done it the first, and when at the end of this, likewise, he received no wa

Doctor Knowall
There was once upon a time a poor peasant called crabb, who drove with two oxen a load of wood to the town, and sold it to a doctor for two talers. When the money was being counted out to him, it so happened that the doctor was sitting at table, and when the peasant saw how well he ate and drank, his heart desired what he saw, and he would willingly have been a doctor too. So he remained standing a while, and at length inquired if he too could not be a doctor. Oh, yes, said the doctor, that is soon managed. What must I do, asked the peasant. In the first place buy yourself an abc book of the kind which has a cock on the frontispiece. In the second, turn your cart and your two oxen into money, and get yourself some clothes, and whatsoever else pertains to medicine. Thirdly, have a sign painted for yourself with the words, I am doctor knowall, and have that nailed up above your house-door. The peasant did everything that he had been told to do. When he had doctored people awhile, but not

Old Hildebrand
Once upon a time lived a peasant and his wife, and the parson of the village had a fancy for the wife, and had wished for a long while to spend a whole day happily with her. The peasant woman, too, was quite willing. One day, therefore, he said to the woman, listen, my dear friend, I have now thought of a way by which we can for once spend a whole day happily together. I'll tell you what. On Wednesday, you must take to your bed, and tell your husband you are ill, and as long as you complain and act being ill properly, and go on doing so until Sunday when I have to preach, I will then say in my sermon that whosoever has at home a sick child, a sick husband, a sick wife, a sick father, a sick mother, a sick brother or whosoever else it may be, and makes a pilgrimage to the gockerli hill in Italy, where you can get a peck of laurel-leaves for a kreuzer, the sick child, the sick husband, the sick wife, the sick father, or sick mother, the sick sister, or whosoever else it may be, will be r

The Poor Man And The Rich Man
In olden times, when the Lord himself still used to walk about on this earth amongst men, it once happened that he was tired and overtaken by the darkness before he could reach an inn. Now there stood on the road before him two houses facing each other, the one large and beautiful, the other small and poor. The large one belonged to a rich man, and the small one to a poor man. Then the Lord thought, I shall be no burden to the rich man. I will stay the night with him. Then the rich man heard someone knocking at his door, he opened the window and asked the stranger what he wanted. The Lord answered, I only ask for a night's lodging. Then the rich man looked at the traveler from head to foot, and as the Lord was wearing common clothes, and did not look like one who had much money in his pocket, he shook his head, and said, no, I cannot take you in, my rooms are full of herbs and seeds. And if I were to lodge everyone who knocked at my door, I might very soon go begging myself. Go somewhe

The Fox And The Geese
The fox once came to a meadow in which sat a flock of fine fat geese, on which he smiled and said, I come in the nick of time, you are sitting together quite beautifully, so that I can eat you up one after the other. The geese cackled with terror, sprang up, and began to wail and beg piteously for their lives. But the fox would listen to nothing, and said, there is no mercy to be had. You must die. At length one of them took heart and said, if we poor geese are to yield up our lives, show us the only possible favor and allow us one more prayer, that we may not die in our sins, and then we will place ourselves in a row, so that you can always pick yourself out the fattest. Yes, said the fox, that is reasonable, and a pious request. Pray away, I will wait till you are done. Then the first began a good long prayer, for ever saying, ga, ga, and as she would make no end, the second did not wait until her turn came, but began also, ga, ga. The third and fourth followed her, and soon they wer

Gambling Hansel
Once upon a time there was a man who did nothing but gamble, and for that reason people never called him anything but gambling Hansel, and as he never ceased to gamble, he played away his house and all that he had. Now the very day before his creditors were to take his house from him, came the Lord and St. Peter, and asked him to give them shelter for the night. Then gambling Hansel said, for my part, you may stay the night, but I cannot give you a bed or anything to eat. So the Lord said he was just to take them in, and they themselves would buy something to eat, to which gambling Hansel made no objection. Thereupon St. Peter gave him three groschen, and said he was to go to the baker's and fetch some bread. So gambling Hansel went, but when he reached the house where the other gambling vagabonds were gathered together, they, although they had won all that he had, greeted him clamorously, and said, Hansel, do come in. Oh, said he, do you want to win three groschen too. On this they wo

Poem-reaching
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The Death Of The Little Hen
Once upon a time the little hen went with the little cock to the nut-hill, and they agreed together that whichsoever of them found a kernel of a nut should share it with the other. Then the hen found a large, large nut, but said nothing about it, intending to eat the kernel herself. The kernel, however, was so large that she could not swallow it, and it remained sticking in her throat, so that she was alarmed lest she should be choked. Then she cried, cock, I entreat you to run as fast as you can and fetch me some water, or I shall choke. The little cock did run as fast as he could to the spring, and said, stream, you are to give me some water, the little hen is lying on the nut-hill, and she has swallowed a large nut, and is choking. The well answered, first run to the bride, and get her to give you some red silk. The little cock ran to the bride and said, bride, you are to give me some red silk, I want to give red silk to the well, the well is to give me some water, I am to take the

Clever Gretel
There was once a cook named Gretel, who wore shoes with red heels, and when she walked out with them on, she turned herself this way and that, was quite happy and thought, you certainly are a pretty girl. And when she came home she drank, in her gladness of heart, a draught of wine, and as wine excites a desire to eat, she tasted the best of whatever she was cooking until she was satisfied, and said, the cook must know what the food is like. It came to pass that the master one day said to her, Gretel, there is a guest coming this evening. Prepare me two fowls very daintily. I will see to it, master, answered Gretel. She killed two fowls, scalded them, plucked them, put them on the spit, and towards evening set them before the fire, that they might roast. The fowls began to turn brown, and were nearly ready, but the guest had not yet arrived. Then Gretel called out to her master, if the guest does not come, I must take the fowls away from the fire, but it will be a sin and a shame if th

The Fox And The Cat
It happened that the cat met the fox in a forest, and as she thought to herself, he is clever and full of experience, and much esteemed in the world, she spoke to him in a friendly way. Good-day, dear mr. Fox, how are you. How is all with you. How are you getting on in these hard times. The fox, full of all kinds of arrogance, looked at the cat from head to foot, and for a long time did not know whether he would give any answer or not. At last he said, oh, you wretched beard-cleaner, you piebald fool, you hungry mouse-hunter, what can you be thinking of. Have you the cheek to ask how I am getting on. What have you learnt. How many arts do you understand. I understand but one, replied the cat, modestly. What art is that, asked the fox. When the hounds are following me, I can spring into a tree and save myself. Is that all, said the fox. I am master of a hundred arts, and have into the bargain a sackful of cunning. You make me sorry for you. Come with me, I will teach you how people get

The Wolf And The Fox
The wolf had the fox with him, and whatsoever the wolf wished, that the fox was compelled to do, for he was the weaker, and he would gladly have been rid of his master. It chanced that once as they were going through the forest, the wolf said, red-fox, get me something to eat, or else I will eat you yourself. Then the fox answered, I know a farm-yard where there are two young lambs. If you are inclined, we will fetch one of them. That suited the wolf, and they went thither, and the fox stole the little lamb, took it to the wolf, and went away. The wolf devoured it, but was not satisfied with one. He wanted the other as well, and went to get it. But as he did it so clumsily, the mother of the little lamb heard him, and began to cry out terribly, and to bleat so that the farmers came running there. They found the wolf, and beat him so mercilessly, that he went to the fox limping and howling. You have misled me finely, said he. I wanted to fetch the other lamb, and the country folks surpr

The Wolf And The Man
Once upon a time the fox was talking to the wolf of the strength of man. How no animal could withstand him, and how all were obliged to emply cunning in order to protect themselves from him. Then the wolf answered, if I had but the chance of seeing a man for once, I would set on him notwithstanding. I can help you to do that, said the fox. Come to me early to-morrow morning, and I will show you one. The wolf presented himself betimes, and the fox took him out on the road by which the huntsmen went daily. First came an old discharged soldier. Is that a man, inquired the wolf. No, answered the fox, that was one. Afterwards came a little boy who was going to school. Is that a man. No, that will be one. At length came a hunter with his double-barelled gun at his back, and hanger by his side. Said the fox to the wolf, look, there comes a man, you must attack him, but I will take myself off to my hole. The wolf then rushed on the man. When the huntsman saw him he said, it is a pity that I ha

Jorinda And Joringel
There was once an old castle in the midst of a large and dense forest, and in it an old woman who was a witch dwelt all alone. In the day-time she changed herself into a car or a screech-owl, but in the evening she took her proper shape again as a human being. She could lure wild beasts and birds to her, and then she killed and boiled and roasted them. If anyone came within one hundred paces of the castle he was obliged to stand still, and could not stir from the place until she bade him be free. But whenever an innocent maiden came within this circle, she changed her into a bird, and shut her up in a wicker-work cage, and carried the cage into a room in the castle. She had about seven thousand cages of rare birds in the castle. Now, there was once a maiden who was called Jorinda, who was fairer than all other girls. She and a handsome youth named Joringel had promised to marry each other. They were still in the days of betrothal, and their greatest happiness was being together. One da

The Little Peasant
There was a certain village wherein no one lived but really rich peasants, and just one poor one, whom they called the little peasant. He had not even so much as a cow, and still less money to buy one, and yet he and his wife did so wish to have one. One day he said to her, listen, I have a good idea, there is our gossip the carpenter, he shall make us a wooden calf, and paint it brown, so that it looks like any other, and in time it will certainly get big and be a cow. The woman also liked the idea, and their gossip the carpenter cut and planed the calf, and painted it as it ought to be, and made it with its head hanging down as if it were eating. Next morning when the cows were being driven out, the little peasant called the cow-herd and said, look, I have a little calf there, but it is still small and has to be carried. The cow-herd said, all right, and took it in his arms and carried it to the pasture, and set it among the grass. The little calf always remained standing like one wh

Frederick And Catherine
There was once upon a time a man who was called Frederick and a woman called Catherine, who had married each other and lived together as young married folks. One day Frederick said, I will now go and plough, Catherine, when I come back, there must be some roast meat on the table for hunger, and a fresh draught for thirst. Just go, Frederick, answered kate, just go, I will have all ready for you. So when dinner-time drew near she got a sausage out of the chimney, put it in the frying-pan, put some butter to it, and set it on the fire. The sausage began to fry and to hiss, Catherine stood beside it and held the handle of the pan, and had her own thoughts as she was doing it. Then it occurred to her, while the sausage is getting done you could go into the cellar and draw beer. So she set the frying-pan safely on the fire, took a can, and went down into the cellar to draw beer. The beer ran into the can and kate watched it, and then she thought, oh, dear. The dog upstairs is not fastened u

The Dog And The Sparrow
A sheep-dog had not a good master, but, on the contrary, one who let him suffer hunger. As he could stay no longer with him, he went quite sadly away. On the road he met a sparrow who said, brother dog, why are you so sad. The dog replied, I am hungry, and have nothing to eat. Then said the sparrow, dear brother, come into the town with me, and I will satisy your hunger. So they went into the town together, and when they came in front of a butcher's shop the sparrow said to the dog, stay there, and I will pick a bit of meat down for you, and he alighted on the stall, looked about him to see that no one was observing him, and pecked and pulled and tore so long at a piece which lay on the edge, that it slipped down. Then the dog seized it, ran into a corner, and devoured it. The sparrow said, now come with me to another shop, and then I will get you one more piece that you may be satisfied. When the dog had devoured the second piece as well, the sparrow asked, brother dog, have you now h

Herr Korbes
There were once a cock and a hen who wanted to take a journey together. So the cock built a beautiful carriage, which had four red wheels, and harnessed four mice to it. The hen seated herself in it with the cock, and they drove away together. Not long afterwards they met a cat who said, where are you going. The cock replied, we are going to the house of Herr Korbes. Take me with you, said the cat. The cock answered, most willingly, get up behind, lest you fall off in front. Take great care not to dirty my little red wheels. And you little wheels, roll on, and you little mice pipe out, as we go forth on our way to the house of Herr Korbes. After this came a millstone, then an egg, then a duck, then a pin, and at last a needle, who all seated themselves in the carriage, and drove with them. When they reached the house of Herr Korbes, however, Herr Korbes was not there. The mice drew the carriage into the barn, the hen flew with the cock upon a perch. The cat sat down by the hearth, the

The Elves 3
A shoemaker, by no fault of his own, had become so poor that at last he had nothing left but leather for one pair of shoes. So in the evening, he cut out the shoes which he wished to begin to make the next morning, and as he had a good conscience, he lay down quietly in his bed, commended himself to God, and fell asleep. In the morning, after he had said his prayers, and was just going to sit down to work, the two shoes stood quite finished on his table. He was astounded, and knew not what to think. He took the shoes in his hands to observe them closer, and they were so neatly made, with not one bad stitch in them, that it was just as if they were intended as a masterpiece. Before long, a buyer came in, and as the shoes pleased him so well, he paid more for them than was customary, and, with the money, the shoemaker was able to purchase leather for two pairs of shoes. He cut them out at night, and next morning was about to set to work with fresh courage, but he had no need to do so for

The Wedding Of Mrs.fox
There was once upon a time an old fox with nine tails, who believed that his wife was not faithful to him, and wished to put her to the test. He stretched himself out under the bench, did not move a limb, and behaved as if he were stone dead. Mrs. Fox went up to her room, shut herself in, and her maid, miss cat, sat by the fire, and did the cooking. When it became known that the old fox was dead, suitors presented themselves. The maid heard someone standing at the house-door, knocking. She went and opened it, and it was a young fox, who said, what may you be about, miss cat. Do you sleep or do you wake. She answered, I am not sleeping, I am waking, would you know what I am making. I am boiling warm beer with butter, will you be my guest for supper. No, thank you, miss, said the fox, what is mrs. Fox doing. The maid replied, she is sitting in her room, moaning in her gloom, weeping her little eyes quite red, because old mr. Fox is dead. Do just tell her, miss, that a young fox is here,

Know Your Knave!
Know Your Knave! The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts and took them clean away. The King of Hearts, called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts, brought back the tarts and vowed he'd steal no more. So, as we see the most common type of Knave was, and still is, the Thieving Knave. But what other types are there? One of the most comprehensive catalogues of Knavishness was compiled by Mr. William Shakespeare – Playwright and well-known Knave Fancier. Here's just a few varieties from Mr. Shakespeare's many plays. (See how many you recognise from your daily interactions.) a foolish knave a cowardly knave a naughty knave a drunken knave a rude knave a beastly knave a muddy knave a mad knave a scurvy knave a crafty knave a base knave a subtle knave a pragging knave an unthrifty knave a devilish knave a fantastical knave a cuckoldly knave a poor knave

The Tailor In Heaven
One very fine day it came to pass that the good God wished to enjoy himself in the heavenly garden, and took all the apostles and saints with him, so that no one stayed in heaven but saint Peter. The Lord had commanded him to let no one in during his absence, so Peter stood by the door and kept watch. Before long someone knocked. Peter asked who was there, and what he wanted. I am a poor, honest tailor who prays for admission, replied a smooth voice. Honest indeed, said Peter, like the thief on the gallows. You have been light-fingered and have snipped folks, clothes away. You will not get into heaven. The Lord has forbidden me to let anyone in while he is out. Come, do be merciful, cried the tailor. Little scraps which fall off the table of their own accord are not stolen, and are not worth speaking about. Look, I am lame, and have blisters on my feet from walking here, I cannot possibly turn back again. Just let me in, and I will do all the dirty work. I will carry the children, and

Never Mind Me
Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes If you see me on the street Looking like I ain't slept in a week (hey) don't worry baby. Find me closing down the bar Catch me crawling to my car (hey), just look the other way. And if I'm by myself with a twisted face Filling up on comfortable space. Never mind me (I'll be fine just talking to myself) Never mind me (sitting all alone inside my personal hell) I'm going just fine, never mind me. Well if you just can't comprehend why I'd be kissing your best friend (hey) Just keep on walking baby. If you see me sitting on the edge of a twenty story ledge (oh) But don't try to save me (no) I'm probably looking at the sky just trying to find the reason why (why) Never mind me (I'll be fine just talking to myself) Never mind me (sitting all alone inside my personal hell) I'm going just fine Never mind me. Don't remind me I'm not crazy don't rewind me then replay me I'm just fine. Never mind me (I'll be find ju

Lyrics-a Moment In Time~
A Moment in time is branded on the heart, A circle is broken devided by words- The soul has been damaged,it cannot recover,for what once was meant everything- And with time brings a challenged notion,of what love was or truly is -chorus-(Vivid reflections-of how it used to be- Vivid reflections-Ive lost part of me -Vivid reflections-What you do not see-vivid reflections- Are haunting me)- No words spoken,merged as one.Seperated only by fear- Communications broken,wall is built,no emotion can be felt - Time seems endless,I once felt free,Now only lonliness is holding onto me -chorus repeat-Hands reaching out,To great empty air,falling to my sides,part missing can't repair- my mind is torn,And tears can't wash it away,Only memories to hold ,I thought it would always stay..Chorus Repeat... Layout Codes and Myspace Graphics Layout Graphics Dark Comment Images

The Louse And The Flea
A louse and a flea kept house together and were brewing beer in an egg-shell. Then the little louse fell in and burnt herself. At this the little flea began to scream loudly. Then said the little room-door, little flea, why are you screaming. Because the louse has burnt herself. Then the little door began to creak. At this a little broom in the corner said, why are you creaking, little door. Have I not reason to creak. The little louse has burnt herself, the little flea is weeping. So the little broom began to sweep frantically. Then a little cart passed by and said, why are you sweeping, little broom. Have I not reason to sweep. The little louse has burnt herself, the little flea is weeping, the little door is creaking. So the little cart said, then I will run, and began to run like mad. Then said the ash-heap by which it ran, why are you running so, little cart. Have I not reason to run. The little louse has burnt herself, the little flea is weeping, the little door is creaking, the

The Bremen Town-musicians
A certain man had a donkey, which had carried the corn-sacks to the mill indefatigably for many a long year. But his strength was going, and he was growing more and more unfit for work. Then his master began to consider how he might best save his keep. But the donkey, seeing that no good wind was blowing, ran away and set out on the road to bremen. There, he thought, I can surely be a town-musician. When he had walked some distance, he found a hound lying on the road, gasping like one who had run till he was tired. What are you gasping so for, you big fellow, asked the donkey. Ah, replied the hound, as I am old, and daily grow weaker, and no longer can hunt, my master wanted to kill me, so I took to flight, but now how am I to earn my bread. I tell you what, said the donkey, I am going to bremen, and shall be town-musician there. Go with me and engage yourself also as a musician. I will play the lute, and you shall beat the kettle-drum. The hound agreed, and on they went. Before long t

The Mouse, The Bird, And The Sausage
Once upon a time a mouse, a bird, and a sausage became companions, kept house together, lived well and happily in peace, and wonderfully increased their possessions. The bird's work was to fly every day into the forest and bring back wood. The mouse had to carry water, light the fire, and lay the table, but the sausage had to cook. He who is too well off is always longing for something new. One day the bird met with another bird, to whom it related its excellent circumstances and boasted of them. The other bird, however, called it a poor simpleton for his hard work, but said that the two at home had good times. For when the mouse had made her fire and carried her water, she went into her little room to rest until they called her to lay the table. The sausage stayed by the pot, saw that the food was cooking well, and, when it was nearly time for dinner, it rolled itself once or twice through the broth or vegetables and then they were buttered, salted, and ready. When the bird came home

A Path Less Traveled
Where do our roads take us i wonder sometimes?...there are days where I can see the endless possibilities of the paths of others and i try and help them see their paths and get them started on their way....and i know of days where i have no help to offer others...it is during these times i wonder where all the paths in life lead once i have helped someone find their way...will they find the happiness that is with in their reach or will they stumble somewhere along the way?...as i reflect on all this i am left to wonder...why is it that i can always see others paths but never my own?..is it a curse of mine that i must carry for helping others along the way as i keep putting one foot down ahead of the other in search of the path that surely someday i might see?...I dont know where my path lies nor where it leads..but on that path less traveled i hope that i have some company!

The Fisherman And His Wife
There was once upon a time a fisherman who lived with his wife in a pig-stye close by the sea, and every day he went out fishing. And he fished, and he fished. And once he was sitting with his rod, looking at the clear water, and he sat and he sat. Then his line suddenly went down, far down below, and when he drew it up again, he brought out a large flounder. Then the flounder said to him, hark, you fisherman, I pray you, let me live, I am no flounder really, but an enchanted prince. What good will it do you to kill me. I should not be good to eat, put me in the water again, and let me go. Come, said the fisherman, there is no need for so many words about it - a fish that can talk I should certainly let go, anyhow. And with that he put him back again into the clear water, and the flounder went to the bottom, leaving a long streak of blood behind him. Then the fisherman got up and went home to his wife in the pig-stye. Husband, said the woman, have you caught nothing to-day. No, said

The Straw, The Coal, And The Bean
In a village dwelt a poor old woman, who had gathered together a dish of beans and wanted to cook them. So she made a fire on her hearth, and that it might burn the quicker, she lighted it with a handful of straw. When she was emptying the beans into the pan, one dropped without her observing it, and lay on the ground beside a straw, and soon afterwards a burning coal from the fire leapt down to the two. Then the straw began and said, dear friends, from whence do you come here. The coal replied, I fortunately sprang out of the fire, and if I had not escaped by sheer force, my death would have been certain, I should have been burnt to ashes. The bean said, I too have escaped with a whole skin, but if the old woman had got me into the pan, I should have been made into broth without any mercy, like my comrades. And would a better fate have fallen to my lot, said the straw. The old woman has destroyed all my brethren in fire and smoke. She seized sixty of them at once, and took their li

King Of The Hill.
AWW. Okay. So I just saw the sweetest episode of KOTH ever. Bobby was found to be the next Buddha... and he figures out that if he is.. he cannot be with Connie. He's all... "I won't take the last test! I don't wanna be Buddha if I can't be with you!" Connie's all... "No! It would go against my total religion and I would be miserable if I didn't know if it was true or not..." So he took the test. Okay. So they lay out all the stuff again and Bobby has to choose one item. If he chooses the item that was owned by the last Buddha.. they know it is him. He glances them over.. and see's a mirror. Looking in the mirror he see's Connie. Bobby: I can choose ANY item I see on this rug? Monks: That is right. Bobby: Then I choose Connie! I see her right there in the mirror! Everyone is either happy or sad and Connie goes running into his arms to hug him, crying. They all leave and lesser monk is like.. "But that was his mirror! He chose his mirror even if just the r

Semper Fi Erin Captain Erin Montgomery
HEY EVERYONE WE HAVE ONE OF OUR OWN FRIEND AND FAMILY MEMBER HERE ON CT WHO IS LEAVING TO THE MIDDLE EAST AS OF 20/2007/03 @ 0600AM BELOW IS THE LINK TO HER PLEASE COMMENT HER WITH PRAYERS AND SUCH TILL SHE COMES HOME LETS SHOW HER OUR SUPPORT FOR SHE IS ALSO A MEMBER OT TROOPS TRAIN. CLICK THE PIC ABOVE AND SHOW THE LOVE

The Pack Of Ragamuffins
The cock once said to the hen, it is now the time when the nuts are ripe, so let us go to the hill together and for once eat our fill before the squirrel takes them all away. Yes, replied the hen, come, we will have some fun together. Then they went away to the hill, and as it was a bright day they stayed till evening. Now I do not know whether it was that they had eaten till they were too fat, or whether they had become too proud, but they would not go home on foot, and the cock had to build a little carriage of nut-shells. When it was ready, the little hen seated herself in it and said to the cock, you can just harness yourself to it. I like that. Said the cock. I would rather go home on foot than let myself be harnessed to it. No, that is not our bargain. I do not mind being coachman and sitting on the box, but drag it myself I will not. As they were thus disputing, a duck quacked at them, you thieving folks, who bade you go to my nut-hill. Wait, you shall suffer for it, and ran wit

The Wonderful Musician
There was once a wonderful musician, who went quite forlorn through a forest and thought of all manner of things, and when nothing was left for him to think about, he said to himself, time is beginning to pass heavily with me here in the forest, I will fetch hither a good companion for myself. Then he took his fiddle from his back, and played so that it echoed through the trees. It was not long before a wolf came trotting through the thicket towards him. Ah, here is a wolf coming. I have no desire for him, said the musician but the wolf came nearer and said to him, ah, dear musician, how beautifully you play. I should like to learn that, too. It is soon learnt, the musician replied, you have only to do all that I bid you. Oh, musician, said the wolf, I will obey you as a scholar obeys his master. The musician bade him follow, and when they had gone part of the way together, they came to an old oak-tree which was hollow inside, and cleft in the middle. Look, said the musician, if you wi

Cat And Mouse In Partnership
A certain cat had made the acquaintance of a mouse, and had said so much to her about the great love and friendship she felt for her, that at length the mouse agreed that they should live and keep house together. But we must make a provision for winter, or else we shall suffer from hunger, said the cat, and you, little mouse, cannot venture everywhere, or you will be caught in a trap some day. The good advice was followed, and a pot of fat was bought, but they did not know where to put it. At length, after much consideration, the cat said, I know no place where it will be better stored up than in the church, for no one dares take anything away from there. We will set it beneath the altar, and not touch it until we are really in need of it. So the pot was placed in safety, but it was not long before the cat had a great yearning for it, and said to the mouse, I want to tell you something, little mouse, my cousin has brought a little son into the world, and has asked me to be godmother, h

The Hazel-branch
One afternoon the Christ-child had laid himself in his cradle-bed and had fallen asleep. Then his mother came to him, looked at him full of gladness, and said, have you laid yourself down to sleep, my child. Sleep sweetly, and in the meantime, I will go into the wood, and fetch you a handful of strawberries, for I know that you will be pleased with them when you awake. In the wood outside, she found a spot with the most beautiful strawberries, but as she was stooping to gather one, an adder sprang up out of the grass. She was alarmed, left the strawberries where they were, and hastened away. The adder darted after her, but our lady, as you can readily understand, knew what it was best to do. She hid herself behind a hazel-bush, and stood there until the adder had crept away again. Then she gathered the strawberries, and as she set out on her way home she said, as the hazel-bush has been my protection this time, it shall in future protect others also. Therefore, from the most remote tim

The Aged Mother
In a large town there was an old woman who sat in the evening alone in her room thinking how she had lost first her husband, then both her children, then one by one all her relatives, and at length, that very day, her last friend, and now she was quite alone and desolate. She was very sad at heart, and heaviest of all her losses to her was that of her sons, and in her pain she blamed God for it. She was still sitting lost in thought, when all at once she heard the bells ringing for early prayer. She was surprised that she had thus in her sorrow watched through the whole night, and lighted her lantern and went to church. It was already lighted up when she arrived, but not as it usually was with wax candles, but with a dim light. It was also crowded already with people, and all the seats were filled, and when the old woman got to her usual place it also was not empty, but the whole bench was entirely full. And when she looked at the people, they were none other than her dead relatives wh

The Three Green Twigs
There was once upon a time a hermit who lived in a forest at the foot of a mountain, and passed his time in prayer and good works, and every evening he carried, to the glory of God, two pails of water up the mountain. Many a beast drank of it, and many a plant was refreshed by it, for on the heights above, a strong wind blew continually, which dried the air and the ground, and the wild birds which dread mankind wheel about there, and with their sharp eyes search for a drink. And because the hermit was so pious, an angel of God, visible to his eyes, went up with him, counted his steps, and when the work was completed, brought him his food, even as the prophet of old was by God's command fed by the raven. When the hermit in his piety had already reached a great age, it happened that he once saw from afar a poor sinner being taken to the gallows. He said carelessly to himself, there, that one is getting his deserts. In the evening, when he was carrying the water up the mountain, the angel

God's Food
There were once upon a time two sisters, one of whom had no children and was rich, and the other had five and was a widow, and so poor that she no longer had food enough to satisfy herself and her children. In her need, therefore, she went to her sister, and said, my children and I are suffering the greatest hunger. You are rich, give me a mouthful of bread. The very rich sister was as hard as a stone, and said, I myself have nothing in the house, and drove away the poor creature with harsh words. After some time the husband of the rich sister came home, and was just going to cut himself a piece of bread, but when he made the first cut into the loaf, out flowed red blood. When the woman saw that she was terrified and told him what had occurred. He hurried away to help the widow and her children, but when he entered her room, he found her praying. She had her two youngest children in her arms, and the three eldest were lying dead. He offered her food, but she answered, for earthly food

Poverty And Humility Lead To Heaven
There was once a king's son who went out into the world, and he was full of thought and sad. He looked at the sky, which was so beautifully pure and blue, then he sighed, and said, how well must all be with one up there in heaven. Then he saw a poor gray-haired man who was coming along the road towards him, and he spoke to him, and asked, how can I get to heaven. The man answered, by poverty and humility. Put on my ragged clothes, wander about the world for seven years, and get to know what misery is, take no money, but if you are hungry ask compassionate hearts for a bit of bread. In this way you will reach heaven. Then the king's son took off his magnificent coat, and wore in its place the beggar's garment, went out into the wide world, and suffered great misery. He took nothing but a little food, said nothing, but prayed to the Lord to take him into his heaven. When the seven years were over, he returned to his father's palace, but no one recognized him. He said to the servants,

The Rose
There was once a poor woman who had two children. The youngest had to go every day into the forest to fetch wood. Once when she had gone a long way to seek it, a little child, who was quite strong, came and helped her industriously to pick up the wood and carry it home, and then before a moment had passed the strange child disappeared. The child told her mother this, but at first she would not believe it. At length she brought a rose home, and told her mother that the beautiful child had given her this rose, and had told her that when it was in full bloom, he would return. The mother put the rose in water. One morning her child could not get out of bed. The mother went to the bed and found her dead, but she lay looking very happy. On the same morning, the rose was in full bloom.

Pantera - This Love
Pantera This Love If ever words were spoken Painful and untrue I said I loved but I lied In my life All I wanted Was the keeping Of someone like you As it turns out Deeper within me Love was twisted and pointed at you Never ending pain, quickly ending life -- (Chorus) You keep this love, thing, child, toy You keep this love, fist, scar, break You keep this love I'd been the tempting one Stole her from herself This gift in pain Her pain was life And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you But you make me so unhappy I'd take my life and leave love with you I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself -- (Chorus) No more head trips

The Twelve Apostles
Three hundred years before the birth of the Lord Christ, there lived a mother who had twelve sons, but was so poor and needy that she no longer knew how she was to keep them alive. She prayed to God daily that he would grant that all her sons might be on the earth with the redeemer who was promised. When her necessity became still greater she sent one of them after the other out into the world to seek their bread. The eldest was called Peter, and he went out and had already walked a long way, a whole day's journey, when he came into a great forest. He sought for a way out, but could find none, and went farther and farther astray, and at the same time felt such great hunger that he could scarcely stand. At length he became so weak that he was forced to lie down, and he believed death to be at hand. Suddenly there stood beside him a small boy who shone with brightness, and was as beautiful and kind as an angel. The child smote his little hands together, until Peter was forced to look up

St. Joseph In The Forest
There was once on a time a mother who had three daughters, the eldest of whom was rude and wicked, the second much better, although she had her faults, but the youngest was a pious, good child. The mother, however, was so strange, that it was just the eldest daughter whom she most loved, and she could not bear the youngest. On this account, she often sent the poor girl out into the great forest in order to get rid of her, for she thought she would lose herself and never come back again. But the guardian-angel which every good child has, did not forsake her, but always brought her into the right path again. Once, however, the guardian-angel behaved as if he were not there, and the child could not find her way out of the forest again. She walked on constantly until evening came, and then she saw a tiny light burning in the distance, ran up to it at once, and came to a little hut. She knocked, the door opened, and she came to a second door, where she knocked again. An old man, who had a s

Maid Maleen
There was once a king who had a son who asked in marriage the daughter of a mighty king, she was called Maid Maleen, and was very beautiful. As her father wished to give her to another, the prince was rejected, but as they both loved each other with all their hearts, they would not give each other up, and Maid Maleen said to her father, I can and will take no other for my husband. Then the king flew into a passion, and ordered a dark tower to be built, into which no ray of sunlight or moonlight should enter. When it was finished, he said, therein shall you be imprisoned for seven years, and then I will come and see if your perverse spirit is broken. Meat and drink for the seven years were carried into the tower, and then she and her maid-in-waiting were led into it and walled up, and thus cut off from the sky and from the earth. There they sat in the darkness, and knew not when day or night began. The king's son often went round and round the tower, and called their names, but no sound

The Crystal Ball
There was once an enchantress, who had three sons who loved each other as brothers, but the old woman did not trust them, and thought they wanted to steal her power from her. So she changed the eldest into an eagle, which was forced to dwell in the rocky mountains, and was often seen flying in great circles in the sky. The second, she changed into a whale, which lived in the deep sea, and all that was seen of it was that it sometimes spouted up a great jet of water in the air. Each of them bore his human form for only two hours daily. The third son, who was afraid she might change him into a raging wild beast - a bear perhaps, or a wolf, went secretly away. He had heard that a king's daughter who was bewitched, was imprisoned in the castle of the golden sun, and was waiting to be set free. Those, however, who tried to free her risked their lives. Three-and-twenty youths had already died a miserable death, and now only one other might make the attempt, after which no more must come. And

Funny Shit From Broken Angel
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with m! ultiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly without wings be called a

Old Rinkrank
There was once upon a time a king who had a daughter, and he caused a glass mountain to be made, and said that whosoever could cross to the other side of it without falling should have his daughter to wife. Then there was one who loved the king's daughter, and he asked the king if he might have her. Yes, said the king, if you can cross the mountain without falling, you shall have her. And the princess said she would go over it with him, and would hold him if he were about to fall. So they set out together to go over it, and when they were half way up the princess slipped and fell, and the glass mountain opened and shut her up inside it, and her betrothed could not see where she had gone, for the mountain closed immediately. Then he wept and lamented much, and the king was miserable too, and ordered the mountain to be broken open where she had been lost, and thought he would be able to get her out again, but they could not find the place into which she had fallen. Meanwhile the king'

My Idea Of What A Real Woman Is
She would always be kind and considerate of others and their feelings. She wouldn't lie about stupid shit, or important shit either. Story telling like " the mouse was this ( ) big, is fine, not too mention funny. She would be loyal to her husban/fiance/boyfriend/signifigant other. She would never cheat She would always stand up for and protect those she loves. She would be outgoing but no where to draw the line. She has faith in herself and her loved ones. She knows who she is and what she can and should do. She accepts all others for who the are. Wether she decides to keep them around is her business. She is always friendly and polite, unless provoked to protect someone weaker them herself. She will have manners and know how to use them. She loves strongly and deeply . She is kind to animals and all others smaller and weaker then herself. She would never hit her partner NEVER EVER. She would severely injure any one who did She is kind to children She is kind and respe

The Ear Of Corn
In former times, when God himself still walked the earth, the fruitfulness of the soil was much greater than it is now. Then the ears of corn did not bear fifty or sixty, but four or five hundred-fold. Then the corn grew from the bottom to the very top of the stalk, and according to the length of the stalk was the length of the ear. Men however are so made, that when they are too well off they no longer value the blessings which come from God, but grow indifferent and careless. One day a woman was passing by a corn-field when her little child, who was running beside her, fell into a puddle, and dirtied her frock. On this the mother tore up a handful of the beautiful ears of corn, and cleaned the frock with them. When the Lord, who just then came by, saw that, he was angry, and said, henceforth shall the stalks of corn bear no more ears, men are no longer worthy of heavenly gifts. The by-standers who heard this, were terrified, and fell on their knees and prayed that he would still leav

Home Again
I'm so excited!! I'm going "home" next week! I've been living in East Tennessee for the past 6 years, but "home", to me, is Chicago. It's been nearly 2 years since my last visit, maybe longer. When you get my age time just gets away from you!! My past visits usually consisted of an extended weekend, but this time I'll be in town all week!! I'll actually be able to hang out with my best friends while I'm there, one of which I haven't seen in over 6 years!! She has a daughter I've never even met (man I suck)...she was in a really ugly relationship w/ a POS that made me want to do things that would land me behind bars,so I stayed away!!!! But now he's out of her life and she's found herself again, and I can't wait to see her!! I'm gonna spend some time with my niece and nephews, go to dinner with my mom and my sister, and her man. Hang out with my baby bro and my cousin, visit my son and meet his "girlfriend" (I promise to keep my mouth shut), who I hear isn't a very likeable per