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Marriage.....þ
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came

A Woman Meets A Man In A Bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh m

Gods Forsaken Music News
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Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when> totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he wasn't ticked off in the least. Whew, I got away with that> one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,

One Down, One To Go
First final down, one more to go tomorrow. I am sure I didn't do well because I didn't know half th stuff, but the great thing is it's only one percent of my grade, and the professor asked me about sharing my work from my latest project at work with him. Always gotta love having an in.

Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and who's given name was 'Onestone.' He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone m eant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? noone 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? dead 5. Your father? sick 6. Your favorite thing? tranquility 7. Your dream last night? vivid 8. Your favorite drink? sunkist 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? varied 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alabama 14. Where were you last night? babysitting 15. What you're not? settled 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? house 18. Where you grew up? Home 19. The last thing you did? read 20. What are you wearing? slippers 21. TV? rarely 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your compute

Do You Know Me?
You think you know me Think you have learned all you can But how can you be sure? Do you know the way I feel each night? When the loneliness sinks in When nobody is there to hold me Do you know the thoughts that go through my head each day when Im alone? Sittin by myself thinking about life And the way things are and could be Do you feel the hurt I feel? From the many times Ive been betrayed When the ones I hold closest turn on me You may think you know me Think theres nothing more to learn But you only know the outside layer of me Very few know the whole me Now ask yourself Do you know me?

Cruise Diary
DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. _____________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. _____________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete wi

Gods Forsaken Music News
Here at God's Forsaken Radio we love knowing our listners enjoy what they hear! We always take requests and make every effort to have the music they enjoy most at hand at any given moment. Feedback is always encouraged, we strive for listener satisfaction. Some have said we rock their minds, always, even their children enjoy rocking out to the music we play. It is a joy to see that our listners rage from all ages, and they all love rocking out to heavy metal!!!

50th Anniversary
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He looked her up and down and said; "Mission Accomplished."

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girl friend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Our Goal
Our Goal: ========= One of our goals at God's Forsaken Radio is to bring metal bands to our listners. As we now feature Wretch and Brutal Mastacation and plan to feature more heavy metal bands. If you are a heavy metal band or know of any heavy metal bands and would like to be featured on our station please contact us @ skullbashingtunes@godsforsakenradio.com

Gods Forsaken Music News
God's Forsaken Radio God's Forsaken Radio is a non-profit organization playing the Best Heavy Metal Music broadcasting and music content possible since June 2008 with live DJ's 24/7. Our goal is to always bring you the newest metal news and information, as well as finding some of the best unsigned bands that have not yet been discovered. So come and join us @ www.godsforsakenradio.com and get ready to rock out to the best skull bashing metal ever!!!

Who Gives A F**k If A Soldier Dies
Who gives a fuck if a soldier dies Who cares if a soldier dies? Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my battle buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, you

The Wedding Night
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school .' After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think... I gave him my airplane glue.

My Theory On Broken Hearts
When a heart is broke is there any real way of healing it? As much as we try the pain is always there. Making us skitish and paranoid to love another. After having your heart broke you never love the same again. Can never give as much trust. We say we are over the hurt but deep down in I dont think we ever really are. We hold on to it so that we dont make the mistake again. As a constant reminder of what can happen if we totally surrender to love. I truely believe that once your heart has been broken you never fully love again.

Consulting Their Rabbi
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following Suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, Have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasise And should bring on an orgasm.' They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young Man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and The wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love To your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home and hire, the Same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the Husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm And soon s

My Private Part Died
MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall wit h his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace, ' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this ....) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG W

Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I w

Kinky Love Story
My wife and I have been married for two years. Like most Indian women Anu is rather prudish and shy in bed. It took me months before I persuaded her to give me a blowjob and even longer to get her to agree to unique sexual positions. Despite this I had always had the feeling that deep down she was a very horny, kinky girl who was dying to unleash her naughty side. Sure enough, as we got comfortable with each other’s bodies she started to get more adventurous. At my pleading she would often wear revealing outfits in public that would display her large breasts and firmly shaped ass. She also enjoyed fucking in many positions while being videotaped for our personal porno collection. She would even voluntarily suck my cock and seemed to enjoy swallowing my cum. Yet none of this shocked or surprised me quite the way that my most recent birthday present did. As a sign on her new found kinkiness she hired a hooker for me on my birthday. What was surprising was not that she let m

I Wrote This One At Work. Shame I Have Noone To Write For Now
I'll never forget when I first talked to you I remember every detail and maybe you do too. I've known you for so long and finally took the time To let you into my heart as well as my mind. I loved you so much, and you loved me too Still 'til this day I would do anything for you. We've been through so much, both good and bad You've made me cry, and I've made you mad. You were my first love; we've given our lives to each other Still every time I see you, my heart opens and stomach gets a flutter. We've made so many memories and decisions As I look back I would make no revisions. You have broken my heart and given me pain There have been points in my life where I only saw rain. No matter what happens between you and I, Love me always, for you I would die. You've given and taught me most valuable lessons I will never forget you and give you my blessings. Time apart is OK Fate will bring us together one day. A lot has happened and a lot has been done I'll neve

Morning Sex
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

How To Shower Like A Woman/ How To Shower Like A Man
How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower and stand on bath mat. Dry with towel the size of

The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety

:( Number 2
A minute of your time Is like an hour to appreciate, Having your attention Is something I look forward to. Your eyes looking at me, Your hands touching my face, Capturing my soul, then setting it free With your warm and loving embrace. Just one look I start to shiver, My body begins to shake, You truly make my body quiver. Everything happy is what you've come to make. I can't see life without you, No, not anymore. I hope you feel this, too. Each day I love you more and more. I've come to a conclusion... One so fair I will not go and ruin. Something true I feel is there. You are so powerful with just one touch. I love you, Baby, yes I do, I love you so much.

Makes Ya Think....
There's this guy, we've had this thing for a few months. Things started going really great and I started having real strong feelings for him. Well this morning I had a nervous breakdown. I'm still reeling from the meds. Well, he won't speak to me anymore, called me a mental case and said he'd be deleting me from his phone. This is some in RL. Someone I was just with this past weekend and pulled the whole "I don't wanna go, I'd rather stay in bed with you all day" line. Ugh. Makes you realize who cares though....and I should be glad I haven't invested more than he deserves.

Emotion
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when I talk to you, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

My New Home
Come join me in my new lounge and become a part of the family,its new and exciting and has great potential to be the best lounge on fubar http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=63601...go to the link and join and tell them Dragon Slayer sent you...THANKS

Yo-yo Lip Gloss
YOYO lip gloss im weird i like fast easy stuff that help my lips stay nice and shiney and smooth this new lip gloss i found works well expecially the Krackalakin Clear. and the Rasberry is delish! Did you know :YOYO Lip Gloss is a fun retractable lip gloss that sits at the hip for easy access; pull the string and it extends 3 1/2 feet long, apply that sparkle gloss and then back to the hip!. Clip YOYO onto your schoolbag, purse, jeans, belt or pocket. Use

Just Wondering
Bulletin: SAGITTARIUS-THE SUPERIOR SEXUAL PARTNER (11/22-12/21) Loves to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. . *24 years of bad luck if you do not reposT THIS CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. *7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The perfect one (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very

Tagged Thing
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? lap 2. Your significant other? huh 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? uggg 5. Your father? superman 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? caffeine 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? mom's 11. Music? love 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dunno 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? well 16. Muffins? huh 17. One of your wish list items? doggie 18. Where you grew up? Ontario 19. The last thing you did? TV 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? games 22. Your pets? Milo 23. Your computer? portable 24. Your life? weird 25. Your mood? sick 26. Missing someone?

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Please go and show my wonderful new owner and great friend some love. She has helped me out a lot a deserves to be shown the same love in return! 4,755,777 Points to go till Disciple!

I Choose To Believe This...
Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.' Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!' Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!' Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

Presents
Sometimes in life the best gifts dont need any wrapping paper,pretty bows or anything fancy. Instead all they need is to be loved and cherished and know that no matter what that their the best present anyone could ever recieve.

Fu Wedding
There will be a FuWedding in the The Real Red Dragon Lounge @ 7pm Eastern, For NaughtyMicki & NawtySmoke . Plz come and join the celebration & cerimomy performed by Rev. Mass . Hope to see you all there. Tomorrow night!! Dec. 10th @ 7pm eastern @ the Real Red Dragon Lounge

Awesome People Needing Help
I've got a few awesome people in my family who are all trying for the spotlight. For some it will be their first spotlight ever but regardless for all of them it's their last chance. They are all level 25 right now. For Mattdeizel, RavinJuggalo and © Psychosocial aren't as close to level 26, so if you want to drop some rates on their page that'll help them as well. If you really wanna help out big time I can even tell you some people who constantly pay for rates and they run auto 11s all the time. So you can rake up some points quickly. But help them all out. They are all awesome. Below 3 of them are links to a bulletin I did to help each other out. If you can repost them that would be awesome. ~DevilGirl~@ fubar MaTtDeiZeL*->BooTay MAN!~!aka MaZAt☆ !*BaDa BinGs >kING Of sWINg@ fubar MaTtDeiZeL's bulletin RavinJuggalo FuOwnd by BlondePrincess, GroovyLady & ŤRIXXY@ fubar RavinJuggalo's bulletin © Psychosocial@ fubar © Psychosocial's bulletin

What Crappy Christmas Gift Am I?
You Are a Christmas Sweater! Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy. You're not afraid to be a little tacky. What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You? But I love sweaters, being over the top, colorful and flashy is good and of course being a bit tacky is fun!! LOL

Den Evige Gjenkomst
Hvis vi ser Jesus som egypter men forelsket i en jødisk kvinne er det mulig å utlede 2000 års kristendom utfra den hendelsen. Egyptisk religion og GT er umulig å sette sammen. Mest pga en total fornektelse fra jødenes side, men også pga moraliteten i deres religion. Og troen på en Gud konta egypternes mangfold. Samtidig overgår Jesus jødene totalt i moralitet. Og han prediker en Gud, hans far i himmelen, på en måte som langt overgår de skriftlærdes gudstro. Hvordan er dette mulig? En forelskelse er ikke nok til å føre religionene sammen. Heller ikke et ønske om å frelse motstanderen. Det finnes bare ett mulig svar: Jesus hadde som egypter begynt å lese i det gamle testamentet. Og under den lesningen kom han til Salomos Høysang. Ved å lese den sangen, en total duett mellom en mann og en kvinne, en hvit og en sort, og mellom jødenes tradisjon og egyptisk tradisjon, kom han til et møte med seg selv. Isis må ha blitt vekket til live hos ham som en realitet i øyeblikket han

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? speaker 2. Your significant other? divorced 3. Your hair? multiple 4. Your mother? caring 5. Your father? awesome 6. Your favorite thing? ganja 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? poontang? 9. Your dream/goal? live 10. The room you're in? bedroomroom 11. Music? ska 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? here 14. Where were you last night? out 15. What you're not? you 16. Muffins? weed 17. One of your wish list items? ssenippah 18. Where you grew up? starrucca 19. The last thing you did? smoked 20. What are you wearing? nuttin 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? few 23. Your computer? gateway 24. Your life? lost 25. Your mood? st

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? silly 5. Your father? strict 6. Your favorite thing? son 7. Your dream last night? nothing 8. Your favorite drink? jager 9. Your dream/goal? successful 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? KMK 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 13. Where were you last night? home 14. What you're not? happy 15. Muffins? banana 16. One of your wish list items? companion 17. Where you grew up? Jacksonville 18. The last thing you did? potty 19. What are you wearing? clothes 20. TV? on 21. Your pets? cat 22. Your computer? emachines 23. Your life? stressful 24. Your mood

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?
Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas Each year, you really get into the spirit of Christmas. Which is much more important to you than nifty presents. What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Gay Pride!!!!!!!
I just don't understand the reason why people seem to think that can judge me and my community!! Gays are not just a group of over sexed freaks!! Not all of us want one night stands!!! Personally I want what everyone wants a stable home a spouse and some kids!! But the government says I CAN'T!!! I can't get married!! I can't legally be in my Spouses will!! I just don't understand!! Why do religious sects put down our life style!! I don't go up to a christian and tell them they should be christian because the bible is all a FAT LIE!!! I can't stand the way people look at me when I walk down the street!!! I'M NOT A DISEASE!!! To all of you out there who think that I'm a menace to society!! WELL.... I won't say anything!! Just try to either except us or KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!!!

Cleaning
Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.' He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work.. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops I found A real absorbing site. That I got SO way into it. I was into it all night. Nothing's changed except my mouse It's very, very shiny. I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my hiney.

Anyone Know Of One?
i'm lookin for a blast contest or giveaway or auction or anything...if anyone reads this blog and knows where i can enter some contest for a blast...let me know!! better yet...if anyone would like me to rate all pics, all stash, daily sh*t faced, daily gifts, sfw salute, name in mine, midget on my profile or just your own lil fu-slave....let me know!!! i want a blast soooo bad =)

Needs Some Fu-buck Help...can Ya?
Hey how are ya fu-friends? Hopefully if you are reading this..we have had a chat at some point and at least introduced ourselves..lol. I'd like to give a serious try for the SPOTLIGHT tomorrow and make Godfather before X-mas. I am about 1.9 Million points away. I am not asking for specific amount of fubucks, just whatever amount you can spare would be a big help. Thanks to all who read this even if you're in the fu-poorhouse. Hope everyone has a great Christmas and New Year.. Neil

Just A Free Style By Yours Truly
i have my .45 by my side smokin on this blunt damn i'm high when i look back on my life all I can seem to do is cry. while this fool is starin down the barrel of my 9 with his eye knowing hes about to die. all he can do is pray as he looks up at the sky and at the same time his family gets hit by a drive by. I pick up the pieces of my shatered soul as i begin to sigh Dont worry kid just spred your wings n fly see i didnt want to do it but he commited the crime and you know how ignorant fools talk at a drop of the dime the hell if im ever gonna do any time so i keep doin my work and stay in the slumps and grime we all have a certain path to follow, and personally im sick of all this sorrow. I'm always lookin for a translucent tomorrow and maybe a little more time to borrow. I know that the sun always comes out after it rains, but damn if life doesn't sometimes hit you like a train. maybe thats why I slang tha caine i wish i could just rid the world of all the pain, and then i wou

Muslim
Suicidal Muslims... Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No Nude Women No car races No football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Best Quote Of The Day!!!
FBI Special Agent In-Charge Robert Grant also spoke, expressing disgust over the governor's alleged conduct. "If (Illinois) isn't the most corrupt state in the United States, it's certainly one hell of a competitor," Grant said. HELLO!!! No other city has more dead people voting but Chicago! OMG! What a freakin' idiot! hahahahaha Guess the former Gov. Ryan can move over and share his cell. Hey! Maybe Patty can write the President and ask him to pardon him! LOL

Merlin And The War Of The Dragons
So I just got done watching the biggest piece of cinematic shit I have ever encountered. It was called "Merlin and the War of the Dragons". Wow...the entire 90 minutes of it I just kept thinking to myself "Why am I watching this? Why don't I just close the browser window and move on?" The plot was thin where it was not full of holes, the script was lame, and the acting was atrocious. The special effects look like they were done on powerpoint, and the main battle scenes (supposedly thousands of men) were attempted to be choreographed with less than 30. The camera angles were shit, the locations were poor, even the wardrobes were lame. The main villain looked creepy, but not in an evil way...more of an "I'm going to say something REALLY inappropriate, but never do anything bad" aura about him. One of the main "hotties" (one of the ladies of the lake...apparently this Merlin had 2 ladies of the lake) looked...looked..I don't know. Just odd. The best way I can describe what she looks li

He's Going Down!!! Lmao
Welcome to Chicago Politics! LMAOOO Illinois Guv Offers Senate Seat to Arresting Officer Daring Escape Attempt Caught on Tape In what is being called one of the most daring escape attempts in the history of law enforcement, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich today offered the U.S. Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama to the FBI agent who took him into Federal custody this morning. According to U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, the astonishing escape attempt occurred moments after Mr. Blagojevich was handcuffed by the agent, who was wearing a wire and captured the entire expletive-laden offer on tape. "'You can be the [bleeping] junior Senator from [bleeping] Illinois if you let me out of these [bleeping] handcuffs,'" Mr. Fitzgerald read from a transcript. "'And if that mother-[bleeper] Barack Obama tries to [bleep] with me, I'll [bleep] him up.'" According to Mr. Fitzgerald, "When I say bleep,' he didn't really say bleep' on the tape," adding, "I'm going t

Why Not?
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste this into your blog and tag five people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? cute 4. Your mother? creepy 5. Your father? Pain 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? None 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? Need 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Louisianna 14. Where were you last night? Work 15. What you're not? Skinny 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Happiness 18. Where you grew up? Hickville 19. The last thing you did? giggled 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? On 22. Your pets? Bubba 23. Your computer? multiple 24. Your life? whatever 25. Yo

You
You slowly guide me to the bed kissing me so passionately while lightly touching every curve of my naked body .... you lightly pull my head back to kiss and nibble on my neck as I grasp for air to moan as you hit the right spot ... you slowly lay me down on the bed as you kiss my soft lips and as our bodies touch our hearts skip a beat .... our bodies become one and we make the most passionate love like we never done before you glide your soft hand down the curve of my side and down to my thigh to grab my leg to wrap around you as go so deep it makes me moan out your name ....

Auto Bully /ty Kidd
*DreamZ, HeadGreeter@HideAway, Fu_owned, MzMic, Sleepy, Fu_owns DjKIDDROCK, WickedMonte*@ fubar HEY FOLKS !!MEET MY NEW OWNER !!! SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE GODMOTHER !! SHE IS A GREAT LADY .. AND AWESOME FRIEND PLEASE SHOW HER MAJOR LUV !! THIS PIMPOUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY : ʞɔoɹ ppıʞ ... fu Own by mzmic& dreamz@ fubar (repost of original by 'ʞɔoɹ ppıʞ ... fu Own by mzmic& dreamz' on '2008-12-09 13:12:36')

Random
Looking for some snowtires for my Blazer I ran across a consumer report that said the Goodyear Fortera Silent Armour was the #1 rated all season suv and light truck tire. I have that tire, It sucks on snow. Imust not be a consumer :(. I'm really moody today, sorry.

Oh Baby
this is some slime something from on here.. Chris Brennan: were u from Brandi Lynne: the midwest Chris Brennan: weres that Chris Brennan: usa Brandi Lynne: yes the united states Chris Brennan: how old r u Brandi Lynne: 20 Chris Brennan: cool Chris Brennan: r u still a vergin Brandi Lynne: its virgin Brandi Lynne: and no Chris Brennan: whats your favorit postion Brandi Lynne: god you are a terrible speller Brandi Lynne: and i dont think thats any of your business Chris Brennan: come on baby Chris Brennan: u suck dick Brandi Lynne: good bye are people honestly that stupid!!!! come on.. this shit is starting to piss me off.

Havoc On My Heart
Why must you reenter my life? Is it just to toy with my emotions? Make me yearn for what we once had? You wreak havoc on my heart How easily you penetrate the wall surrounding me Emotions erupt whenever you're near You bring to the surface my past regrets Of letting you go, of walking away Are you seeking revenge? Make me wish for what might have been? While you remain distant and aloof Just when I think I'm over you You remind me of the love we shared You instigate the possibility of reuniting Only to vanish into the ether Perhaps by questioning your motives I can somehow resist your pull Your control over my heart astounds me No one else has reached so deep You seduce me with your charm Your whispers promise heaven Yet your actions reveal the lies What I've always felt for you, It hasn't stopped or faded with time What must I do to keep you by my side? I take chances with you I'd take with no other I leave myself vulnerable to hurt But stopping the inevitab

Me
MY Gators are in the BCS Championship game after we KILLED BAMA! I have been talking to some pretty kewl people on here. Have actually meet a few too. 1 guy has become a really good friend, another turned out to be disappointing. There are some people I would really love to meet in person but that time has not come yet. There is 1 guy that I have not met but if he asked me to be his - I would not have to think twice! Thanks to everyone for talking to me & making me laugh esp. when I have had a bad day. I LOVE YOU ALL! I would like to esp thank my poet boy - your words are way beyond your years & if you were older sweetie - I would definetly be all yours!

Caffiene N Nicotine
I smoke, i drink coffee n i swear like a goddamn sailor. ppl say i should quit smoking cause it can kill me, so can many other things. ppl say i should stop drinking coffee cause it can put on weight, so can alot of foods we eat. but not once has someone told me 2 quit swearing...

One-word Only Super Savings Extravaganza!!!
One word answers, as stolen from blah blah thievity blah. 1. Where is your cell phone? Pants. 2. Your significant other? Home. 3. Your hair? Spiky. 4. Your mother? Sigh. 5. Your father? Woods. 6. Your favorite thing? Love. 7. Your dream last night? Erotic. 8. Your favorite drink? Guinness. 9. Your dream/goal? Writing. 10. The room you're in? Cubicle. 11. Music? Audiobooks. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive. 14. Where were you last night? Pines. 15. What you're not? Motivated. 16. Muffins? Hairless. 17. One of your wish list items? Her. 18. Where you grew up? Burbs. 19. The last thing you did? Worked. 20. What are you wearing? Clothes. 21. TV? Off. 22. Your pets? Meow. 23. Your computer? Idling. 24. Your life? Unproductive. 25. Your mood? Ennui. 26. Missing someone? Always. 27. Favorite Store? Borders. 30. Your summer? Hot. 31. Like someone? Absolutely. 32. Your favorite color? Ocean. 33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday? 34. Last

Luck I Needz It
Wish me luck going to go apply for a job that a few years ago wouldnt hire me because of my felony... Now I hear that it goes by a case by case... I had a conspiracy for drugs :-s but I am clean and have been for 5 1/2 years :) I need luck cuz I need a JOB!!

Fighting
nick: im love to fight i go to bar and get milk just to get in fight and she has call the pig thay dont do shit all cop are cock sucker nick: pss cop are just thare for woman and fagit ->nick: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA excuse me.. cops are not "cock suckers" and they do their jobs. if she has no proof there is nothing they can do.. they can give him a ticket.. she has the ability to file a restraining order.. has she? if so he would be in violoation of that and be in trouble right away.. obviously she hasnt.. maybe you guys need to learn more about the law.. and loving fighting is pathetic .. this all becamse because i commented on his mumm saying that the "best friend" of his or her mother needs to call the cops if this ex is abusing her in any way shape or form and that it wasnt his job to get involved or "kick someones ass" because it makes him look like an idiot more so then someone trying to help someone out. I take a lot of offense to that since my father is an ex cop and n

13k To Level One Of Our Own!
Moon is only 13k from leveling! Rates have been reset so we all should be able to get her leveled! :D:D Moonlucidreamer-Member FubarsFinestLevelers@ fubar AAAAAAAAAAAND!!!! DJ Superman is down to 455k from Godfathering so lets hit him up too! DJ Superman ~Owner Planet X~Head DJ @ Fantasy Radio@ fubar If ya know of anyone needing help leveling let me know and I will TRY not to miss blogging them...Sorry to those that I ended up missing because I wasnt here...But please keep letting me know of possible ppl to help out :o)

To Everyone
AS you all know I been having computer issues. Well I got the new processor. Which did make a huge differance. But My hard drave was already corrupted by then. So it is with much saddness and dissappoint ment. During this holiday season to say I wont be around much. I will miss you all dearly. Im going to go nuts not djing lol. But I promise you all. When I come back it I will be fully functional and 40 times better lol. I wish you all a wonderful and happy christmas and a new year!

Marijuana Filled Firewood
“Hello, is this the Police Department?” “Yes, what can I do for you?” “I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house. “Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep!” “Happy Birthday, buddy!” Newfies know how to get'er done!

Second Life
I just joined second life and I am hoping it can be a profitable affair. The virtual things have took a step in a direction that is going make a difference like in peoples life like no other online virtual experience. If you have some time take a look and see what I mean. When you can take real money change it to virtual money then make a virtual fortune then convert it back to cash you have created a way to make money in real life from playing a game that is realisticly worth the time to check into it.

To Feel You
we were sitting together just talking, I kept glancing at your body hopeing you wouldnt notice my interest and yet hopeing you would at the same time. I was imagining you naked and what I would do with you and hadnt realized that I moaned from my thoughts. I guess my eye were closed when that happened and hadnt realized you were staring at me. When I heard your voice say, "must be a great fantasy" I about jumped and I know I was blushing. You laughed and begged me to tell you what I was thinking. Shyly I told you that I wanted you. You just sat there looking at me... I could feel my self getting hard and you looked down. "I can see how much you want me" you said.. Now I know I was blushing! You leaned into me and I leaned forward to meet you and then we kissed. It was our first real kiss and I got harder than I ever thought I could. I put my arms around you and kissed you deeper, harder, our tongues twisting around each other. I felt your body pressed against mine and wan

Webinar Tonight Dec 9 At 6pm Pst. Must Registar.
Free Live Seminar: Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Join us for a Webinar on December 9 Title: Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Date: Tuesday, December 9, 2008 Time: 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM PST After registering you will receive a confirmation email containing information about joining the Webinar. Space is limited. Reserve your Webinar seat now at: https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/821537604 How do I navigate through the coming financial crunch? Is there a way to secure my financial future amidst all this global economic turmoil? This Web Meeting will expose you to an idea that will allow you to not just "survive" the financial tsunami that is already taking it's toll on SO MANY around us, but actually USES the financial turmoil to help you (and those you love) rise above these troubling economic times! Take notes and contact me afterward with comments, questions, etc. Thanks! Gene EXPECT SUCCESS!

Friends Of Gifts
Sin Collar from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 2:32 pm return the favor Hug from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:18 am return the favor Bacardi Hurricane from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:18 am return the favor Pint of Guinness from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:17 am return the favor Jagermeister from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:17 am return the favor Martini from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:16 am return the favor Ice Cream Sundae from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:13 am return the favor Screw Driver from PRIMETART~FU-OWNED ~by~ TAFPETER~ on December 7, 2008 @ 10:11 am return the favor Pina Colada from ღ kinky wild kat owned by&slave 2 pauliebonesღ on December 6, 2008 @ 5:35 pm return the favor Hot Chocolate from 2331198 on December 6, 2008 @ 2:38

Friends
A good friend is like a diamond that glitters and shines, they can coax out a smile in the worst of times A good friend is always ready to jump to your aid, and with them behind you, your never afraid A good friend accepts the worst you can be, but brings out the best with a hello I loves ya hug just for me So to all my good friends who are blessings in many ways, just know I will loves ya for the rest of my days!

Go To My Friends And Look For Picins
Hey everyone! Auto 11's on picins on my friends list has over 3000 pics that are easy to rate! He has auto 11's almost once a week!! He has helped me level several times. Look him up, add him as a friend!!! Thanks!!!

Week 14 Stats And Week 15 Schedule
Hey all :) Missed alot of your picks this last week, it's getting down to the wire, don't want to fall behind now :p The winners for this week are me and Will with 13-16 YAY even though I don't get anything..lol Here are the stats for week 14. 1st Place: Just Me with 139-206 2nd Place: Kelly with 137-206 3rd Place: Me with 136-206 4th Place: JP with 135-206 5th Place: Will with 124-206 6th Place: Superman with 120-206 7th, 8th and 9th Place: Drill with 117-206 Porch with 112-206 Texi with 106-206 90 and below: Carrie 86 Spanky 82 Crow 66 McLovin 59 Alchy 42 (are you even still playing? lol) WEEK 15 Thurs. Dec 11th NO @ CHI Sun. Dec 14th TEN @ HOU WAS @ CIN DET @ IND SEA @ STL GB @ JAC BUF @ NYJ SF @ MIA TB @ ATL SD @ KC MIN @ ARI PIT @ BAL DEN @ CAR NE @ OAK NYG @ DAL Mon. Dec 15th CLE @ PHI Be sure to get your picks in to me no later than Saturday night. Only 3 games left to go guys!! GOOD LUCK!!

Chained Without Restraints
WHY? Why did you seduce my heart? Was it not enough that you had my body, mind & soul? You need to take my heart from me too? Nary a word from you in months and yet still you hold me hostage. Not against my will since I concede willingly every time you are near. Silence creeps from within these walls....hush! Not a sound to be spoken for fear of enlightening one to understand just what it is that is expected of me. Shall I be your servant in this darkened fortress you call love? Chained without restraints. Seeking sanctuary within your arms but still my arms embrace nothing but air. No longer do I feel the strength of your arms enveloping me, crushing me to your chest, yet warm and gentle at the same time. Cold steel is all that is left surrounding me. Empty hollow walls echo as I whisper your name, repeating me word for word. "Hello", I scream. Can you not hear me? My voice falls on deafened ears. Or are they? Maybe it is not that you cannot hear me but have chosen not to lis

Autos R On
HI MIZZ SHADY HERE?It's happyhour and I have active autos on and I got fast rate pic too. So hurry on over they wont be on for much longer... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO MY PROFILE.. HIT ME HARD EVERYONE

The Tenth Commandment Arcs Multiple Sociopathies
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s." The tenth commandment expressed in Exodus 20:17 certainly doesn’t prohibit us from sincerely desiring what or who we see that another person has. But like we ourselves must, it sets a limit on what we can do to obtain our desires. The proverb "the grass is greener on the other side of the fence" is only true when you’re looking over the fence. So often we can be like children in that we can be so me-centered. Even though Jesus says in Matthew 18:3 that we cannot enter the kingdom of heaven without becoming AS children, He is not referring to our behavior. We see too many adults becoming LIKE children; they don’t know what it means to share or sacrifice for anyone’s good but their own. That’s why we need the law – the set of rules to live by – but keeping the law is not an entry permit into G

I Like Stealing Ideas
one word stolen from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from someone else i'm sure 1. Where is your cell phone? depends 2. Your significant other? who? 3. Your hair? original 4. Your mother? neurotic 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your favorite drink? cold 9. Your dream/goal? author 10. The room you're in? messy 11. Music? hard 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? researching 14. Where were you last night? sleeping 15. What you're not? fake 16. Muffins? intolerant 17. One of your wish list items? ink 18. Where you grew up? rural 19. The last thing you did? text 20. What are you wearing? blue 21. TV? rarely 22. Your pets? troublesome 23. Your computer? annoying 24. Your life? busy 25. Your mood? peaceful 26. Missing someone? multitudes 27. Favorite Store? borders 30. Your summer? full 31. Like someone? definitely 32. Your favorite color? green 33. When is the last time you laughed

One Word.
Mclovin tagged me sort of...so blame him! You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? Misfit 3. Your hair? Blonde 4. Your mother? beauty 5. Your father? wise 6. Your favorite thing? hearts 7. Your dream last night? blank 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? happy 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? christmas 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? moms 15. What you're not? satisfied 16. Muffins? banana 17. One of your wish list items? skinny 18. Where you grew up? California 19. The last thing you did? coffee 20. What are you wearing? cargo's 21. TV? Dexter 22. Your pets? Kitties ♥ 23. Your

Me And Fu
So i'm new to Fu and a little lost. i guess you get points for doing certain things and they bring up your level huh? I just wanna see some naked ladies hahahahaha. ok I guess I can play around on here to get my level increased. Someone help me on how to do it fast. Also I cant figure out how to make a pic album Private.

Merry Christmas
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all of those who are an important part of my life and to all of those who cant be home for the holidays. I am off to Iraq at the first of the year and will be gone for a while. You all will be missed and I will try to stay in touch.

The Fastest Growing Metal Station On The Net:
God's Forsaken Radio is one of the fastest growing metal stations on the net. We stream on multiple websites, and are continuing to grow. There are 13 top knotch dj's to fulfill every metal need that play all genres of metal. We have 19 promoters for the station which promote not only on the net but also in their home town looking for local unsigned metal bands that deserve airplay. Our staff takes pride in their work and are committed in helping the station grow. So what are you waiting for come and listen to the best metal station on the net!!!

My Hair,,,
Ok Here we go... i have a set of pictures of my hair... I just want top let everyone know why the hell myy hair is looking like shit... lmao ok well me and my friend were bored as hell and decided to let our hair grow. The thing is that i hate my hair long, i have a bad hair line and it really bothers me. He has had braids so he doesnt care. well the thing is that we have decided to put up a wager, whoever cuts it first has to buy the other a xbox game. I was cool with the whole thing until he put the rule of not being able to get shape ups. SO i threw in the rule of no styling products... we both look like fools but f$^k it it is something to do... the purpose of this blog is to just inform everybody y the hell my hair looks like shit lol...

Whats Your Sex Score!!!!!
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand). -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately. -Add 2 if you have never masturbated. -Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. -Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn

Happy Birthday B-rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ஐღÇÅRRIÊღஐ♥FÜ-ØWÑÊÐ B¥ Gèð ♥ஐFöùNd€r.DånGê®øuS CürVèS' wrote the following at '2008-12-09 09:25:51'.. Hey Hey Its Birthday Time Again!! B-Rock Has A B-Day Coming Up On December 11th, Lets Give Him Lots Of B-day Luvins Hes A Sweetie!! So Go Add Fan Rate & Crush Him And Show Him Lots Of Love!!!!!

Yay My Girls Happy Hour
=== '.:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS' wrote the following at '2008-12-09 08:54:26'.. Look Whos Got A Happy Hour Coming up @ 6 P.M. EST Time!! Show Her Lots Of Love.. She Loves New Friends Fans and Crushes!! .:*♥F£IRTØ£ØGI§T♥*:. Ço•FöùNd€r «oƒ»DånGê®øuS CürVèS (repost of original by 'ஐღÇÅRRIÊღஐ♥FÜ-ØWÑÊÐ B¥ Gèð ♥ஐFöùNd€r.DånGê®øuS CürVèS' on '2008-12-09 08:52:34')

Perverted Ghost
There's a ghost in the mortuary. Surprise surprise. He's in the women's restroom to be exact. He lingers in the corner, handicap stall. Yes I said He, as in Him, as in male. That's just the vibe I get. No distinct features. He's really just a tall, ominous mass that looks hunched over. He causes no harm but likes to flick the lights off and on and jiggle toilet handles. I've been in that stall with him serval times, kinda freaked but excited at the same time. Not sexually you pervs. Who is he? Why does he stay here? Does he know he's dead? Or is he just the smartest ghost ever and peeks at women's goodies while they drop trou? Regardless. I'm the fastest pee-er alive. -REL

Relationship Shit
First day that we met their was something special, something between us with so much potential. but something was nothing it was all just a game. you played my brain with your cute little brain, to think I thought their was something between us think that their was 'love' in between us, now thought I thought it was u in between us, now that I thought it was you that deceived us, but no 'US' it was YOU then ME. how the hell could I see what was happened to be, were you actually just playing with me, how the fuck could this be how you treated me, you said theses words and did theses things and you rapped me around like a fucking string. and u pulled me along and you led me on till all I got were words to a song. now the look in your eyes I thought you'd realize all those fucking lies, not a single truth to all you said, but I don't give a fuck because to me your dead… ....

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? nonexistent 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? work 5. Your father? sleep 6. Your favorite thing? family 7. Your dream last night? strange 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Married 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? ugly 16. Muffins? yum 17. One of your wish list items? shoes 18. Where you grew up? Ohio 19. The last thing you did? worked 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? Off 22. Your pets? 3 23. Your computer? slow 24. Your life? busy 25. Your mood? great 26. Missing some

Ohio In Danger Of Running Out Of Unemployment Funds
Five states, including Ohio, are in danger of running out of funds they use to pay unemployment benefits, meaning they may have no choice but to increase taxes on employers, cut benefits for laid-off workers or borrow the cash. This comes at a time when job cuts are accelerating and states are facing huge deficits going into next year. States with unemployment funds that are running low are mostly larger ones that are tied closely with manufacturing. Click here to find out more! Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, New York and South Carolina all have reserves of less than three months to cover benefits. States aren't allowed to stop paying unemployment insurance benefits to out-of-work employees so they must come up with money. Indiana is planning to borrow $330 million from the federal government to cover unemployment claims, something it hasn't done in 25 years. State lawmakers also may be forced to tax businesses to rebuild the fund. Some businesses in Michigan will pay an e

One Word...
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? DESK 2. Your significant other? WORKIN 3. Your hair? STRAIGHT 4. Your mother? HOME 5. Your father? HEAVEN 6. Your favorite thing? LAPTOP 7. Your dream last night? WEIRD 8. Your favorite drink? PEPSI 9. Your dream/goal? SUCCESSFUL 10. The room you're in? OFFICE 11. Music? R&B 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? MOMMY 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? UGLY 16. Muffins? CHOCOLATE 17. One of your wish list items? WALLET 18. Where you grew up? HAWAII 19. The last thing you did? TYPE 20. What are you wearing? CLOTHES 21. TV? OFF 22. Your pets? DOG 23. Your computer? TOSHIBA 24. Your life? GOOD 25. Your mood? SICK 26. Mi

The Big O
The sensations are amazing the surge of pleasure is almost overwhelming. I'm trembling and shaking. You stoke is just right finding my spot over and over and over. I've lost count. Out of breath and loving every minute. My turn to show you rolling you to your back me on top. Riding up and down. Round and round my hips gyrate. I feel you thobbing inside of me. It's time. I quicken my pace. I put my tit in your mouth to muffle the moans and you explode. The force is unexpected. Your bucking sends me into another wonderful spasm and I lay on top while my pussy squeezes every drop. mmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks for the fun. smooches

You Know You're Addicted To Coffee If.......
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a

Love Hurts [#6]
Love is a risk that we all take Even if it means getting hurt in the end We take our chances still without a care in the world Not realizing what were getting into Until we feel the pain It's easy to fall in love but Hard to forget the pain It's easy to turn friendship into love but Hard to turn love into friendship The love may last but The pain stays forever Memories are painful and Harder to forget Broken hearts Shattered dreams Lost souls and Tears fall Friends leave Shadows come Death enters Life is coming to an end Tonight I cry My eyes out Love is like magic It's a mystery and Still is till this very day No one understands it but We can feel the sparks that Light up our hearts and soul Making us feel warm and fuzzy alright When someone breaks your heart It feels like someone stabbed you A thousands time with a knife Attempting to kill you Each time you get stabbed with a knife When they act like your friend They're only trickin

Orchids
You hold me inside your iris like a terminal stain on life You condescend to my primal brain And twist me around like a knife Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn You keep me hidden behind a curtain, An audible human display You feed me orchids to give me courage And keep me in line with disdain Cant begin to explain The feelings I have restrained Dont ask me how I am Because youre too busy planning your epitaph Let me tell you Dont - try to be the one - person Who has stayed - just to say They never left me! Aggravated, complicated, someone say it God, I never learn I have nothing left for you You left me with nothing I live at arms length and die a little, Between your constants by day I want my soul ba

Winter Of My Emotions [#5]
This is the winter of my emotions As I stand here in the thunderous rain With my heart shattered in pieces Hoping it will wash away the pain Above the darkened sky does float Devouring the brightness of the day With unseeing eyes my future has gone This callous void, now here to stay While the stars above twinkle palely The moon in the night refuses to shine For it too sees the sorrow that I feel Knowing his love is no longer mine So beneath the dark water I’ll sink Seeking peace at last in eternal rest But no! Even of that I am spurned My heart still beats within my breast

Urrrggggh Squirtel
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? work 3. Your hair? bald 4. Your mother? work 5. Your father? sleep 6. Your favorite thing? ummm 7. Your dream last night? ummmm 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? blah 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? ummmm 14. Where were you last night? sleep 15. What you're not? ugly 16. Muffins? ewwww 17. One of your wish list items? PS3 18. Where you grew up? North Chicago 19. The last thing you did? breathe 20. What are you wearing? PJ's 21. TV? ESPN 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? junky 24. Your life? interesting 25. Your mood? excited 26. Missi

Tattoos
Now let me just say first that I like tattoos if they are done well and don't just look like a blob of ink. That having been said, what's with all the ugly boob tattoos on this site? A big black tattoo on top of your boob that looks like it was done by a nearsighted drunk with shaky hands is not hot ladies. So please give it a little thought before you choose to get inked. When you're 80 you'll thank me. :)

Thickheaded 3
Well, this is about the man rather than the woman in this. Thanatos isn't included in this at all, this is about my children's godmother and the pr*ck she married. She let it slide once, he messed around on her when she was physically incapable of having sex. She let it slide because she understands he's human. Well, this time there was no call. He was an ass all around, and so was her so called friend, whom he got pregnant. She finally left him, and no it doesn't make me all that happy to see her sad, hazards of being friends with your ex, you know that they've been through it before, one way or another. This ex, though, is also one of my best friends. I hate that she married a jerk that didn't know what he had, and I hope to god that he knows what he's lost. He didn't seem too busted up about it, but still, she's surviving, and I hope it's in spite of him rather than because of him. This man didn't deserve her, and definitely didn't deserve her forgiveness. Cheaters are ne

The Glitzy Girl Virgo~
for Tuesday, December 9: You're feeling pretty communicative right now and it's a very good time for you to talk up your latest bright idea. Even your most skeptical supervisor should listen carefully, but it may take more than that!

Sperm Donors (aka My Dad)
So, not too many people on here know about my dad. Actually, very few. Any who, if you know me at all, you know I hold nothing back. I tell it like it is and I'm not afraid to share my personal information with the public. I have nothing to be ashamed of. On that note, I want to elaborate a little on my sperm donor. My dad is a very bad diabetic who doesn't watch what he eats, half of the time forgets his insulin, drinks entirely too much pop (soda for you west coasters), etc. He bounces in and out of the hospital all of the time with no care in the world. Well yesterday around 9am I get a call from my mom saying that my dad called her and he's really sick. Ok, what the hell do you want me to do about it? I'm still at work! (I get off around 9:15 or so, so it wasn't long until I was leaving.) I called my dad and asked him what was wrong and his blood sugar was up over 400, he hadn't eaten in 2 days and couldn't keep anything in his stomach, not even liquids. At this point, he has t

My Blog For " Sweet Sereinty " Please View This
> > > > SO YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO FIND AN AWESOME OWNER, WELL LOOK NO FARTHER, YOU JUST FOUND HER. AS I PERFORM MY DUTIES OF GIVING HER THE OFFERS SHE PAID FOR, LIKE RATES, DRINKS, GIFTS, COMMENTS AMONG OTHER STUFF, WELL ASHE JUST GIVES ALL THEM RIGHT BACK TO ME, SUCH A SWEET PERSON. MEET SOME OF THE MANY FACES OF "SWEET SEREINTY" NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN HER PLEASE GO SHOW HER THE LOVE SHE DESERVES. ~ * Sweet Serenity * ~ Queen of Hearts ~ * Fu Owner of Teddy T.@ fubar THANK YOU (YOUR SO) SWEET SEREINTY FOR BEING MY OWNER. YOUR AN AWESOME OWNER (AND PERSON) AND I W

New On Hubbie
Yesterday(Monday) when I was pulling into town to get to our drive way off the highway, Hrothgar (my hubbie) was comen outside the front door, at first I thought he was going for the mail box but instead he was heading towards the car, clasping his chest, So me call 911 told them i was on my way to the hospital with him and what was going on with him, Passed 2 cops doing 80mph, ya i figure i would get a ticket but it would be worth it, got him to the hospital they got him stable and life flight him back to the Nebraska Heart hospital, by the time I got there they already checked the stint he just got 10 days ago and saw that it and another artery was completely blocked agian.... thanks to fucken VA refussing to fill his medications that he was to be on. ANy ways he ended up getting a double bypass open heart surgery, they didn't take him off vent till 8am this morning, they then started slowly getting back awake and taking some of the IV's and heart drain tube out, NO haven't been to

In A Contest Off Of Fubar And I Need Your Help. Please
I am in a contest and I would appreciate your vote for me. http://www.the-fetish-galleries.com/pages/contest.php Can you please go vote for Exotic Flame. Everyone that votes and lets me know I will send a picture to you. You can vote daily. -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

One Word Blog
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? CHARGING 2. Your significant other? ROBERTO 3. Your hair? THINNNG 4. Your mother? LUCILLA 5. Your father? RAMON 6. Your favorite thing? FOOD 7. Your dream last night? WEIRD 8. Your favorite drink? POP 9. Your dream/goal? LIFE 10. The room you're in? DINNING 11. Music? NONE 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? LOVED 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? CHEERFUL 16. Muffins? BLUEBERRY 17. One of your wish list items? PEACE 18. Where you grew up? TEXAS 19. The last thing you did? SHOPPED 20. What are you wearing? CLOTHES 21. TV? NO 22. Your pets? DOG 23. Your computer? HP 24. Your life? SATISFYING 25. Your mood? BLAH 26

Secret Wedding Photo's Released
Let me be the first to introdue the happy newlyweds. Vixen and Delerius. OK I know it's been a week. In an effort to be Fubar's power couple they got hitched over the weekend. Everyone looked so nice. The bridesmaids dresses were a little long for my taste, but as the night went on, and the booze flowed, you know they hiked them up for us. Speaking of booze, you know Vixen was the first to crack the Keg. As the night wore on, Vixen became very friendly and flirty with all. I'm not sure if the groom was happy about this picture... She had puppy breath for hours after that. :O But that didn't stop Delerius from trying to get a piece of action out back.

Screwvenir Okay Whos Got One
screwvenir December 4 4714 up, 453 down love ithate it anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them. Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

Sexting Wtf
sexting December 6 2224 up, 511 down love ithate it Shout outs to CNN for referencing UD in this story about the dangers of texting v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously. Sexting in action: Nancy: "Wut do u want?" Bob: "Cum over to my place now." Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?" Bob: "No. I need to c u." Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."

Omg!
He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forhead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUFFED THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY!!!

Things To Think About
We all are on fubar for various reasons. . kinda got a laugh today. Some guy came to my page and done nothing..so I shouted at him asking if i was ugly. He said..ok, i will bite..why you ask. I said well u didn't even give me one rate. I was kinda in a goof off mood of mine today. Anyways.. he said sorry and came to my page and rated. I told him I was just giving him a hard time. Anyways, he shouted saying.. I don't usually rate married woamen. I said why not..its not like your proposing to me. Well then I mentioned..seriously..look at 1/2 of fubar. Most of the women and some men..are gorgeous/model like. You can not tell me that they are all single..and if they are..they got boyfriends/girlfriends. He said I did have a point. I am just so tired of hearing married people being bad mouthed on here. We have a right to be on the net just as much as others. We just don't lie about our status. Just because we are married..doesn't always mean its the best of marriage either. So,, t

Spotlight
So I woke up this morning and i was like.....i want spotlight.....this is my last chance to get it and im calling on all my friends to please please please help me out a lil bit....... i would really appreciate any donations you can give big or small it all adds up. thank you in advance and again please help me spotlight. xoxoxo rachel

Success Is Closer Than Ever.
Failure does not prevent success. In fact, failure is what leads to success. There is no failure, no disappointment, no mistake in your past that can stop you from taking a positive step forward right now. No matter how many times you may have fallen short of the mark before, success is closer than ever. Each time you get it wrong, you learn more about how to get it right. Keep putting that growing knowledge and experience to use, and you'll reach your goal. Every disappointment you've ever known is now in the past. The past is over and cannot hold you back. Now is when you're able to move forward. Today you can take the valuable lessons you've learned and transform them into effective action. Every step you've taken, whether it seemed to work or not, has brought you closer to success. Now go ahead and take the additional steps that will bring you all the way there. -- Ralph Marston

Sometimes I Just Gotta Have Faith
Faith is the seamstress who mends our torn belief who sews the hem of childhood trust and clips the threads of grief. --Joan Walsh Anglund A seamstress takes large pieces of material and cuts them to size. Then, with the help of needle and thread and buttons, she goes to work to create a finished piece. Sometimes, in the beginning, it is hard to imagine a finished product. But the seamstress believes it is possible and goes to work on it. Faith is like a seamstress. Faith is what can pull all the unfinished pieces of life into some sort of order. Faith is what lets us know we are all right even when life doesn't seem to make sense. We all need the faith to believe our skills and dreams, and even our heartaches can be sewn into a shape that is beautiful and useful. Our faith is the seamstress who guides the needle, mends the tears, and helps create a shape and meaning to our lives.

Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your significant other? huh 3. Your hair? wet 4. Your mother? wonderful 5. Your father? distant 6. Your favorite thing? Pengy's 7. Your dream last night? Sleep? 8. Your favorite drink? Henekin 9. Your dream/goal? Patrick 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Random 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? awake 15. What you're not? happy 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Patrick 18. Where you grew up? Florida 19. The last thing you did? shower 20. What are you wearing? clothing 21. TV?

I Remember When.
I remember when I had good friends. Someone that I could talk to. Now I have no one to talk to. My life is going down. I feel like I did befor. SOme may ask what did you do befor? I may say that I just went to jail. That didn't make things better it justmaded things harder. Now I am out and don't know what to do with this new life. Ha Ha Ha!!! New life yeah right. It seem just like the old one. I sick of this world. Not that I am looking for someone to talk on here. I am not. I am sick of talking to people that don't understand my life. I just want it to end. True Talk, BYRD915

Finally, A Keyboard Just For Blondes.
Blondes have suffered decades of ridicule, but it's time they embrace the jokes. When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence (or at least a few good laughs), the Keyboard for Blondes may do the trick. The all-pink keyboard swaps out standard keys with funnier, dumber key names. The backspace key now says "Oops!" and the entire row of function keys spells out USELESS KEYS. Hit the "$" sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking. Blondes can even get a little technical and use special keys that type out "OMG," "ALI" (Absolutely Love It!) or "XOXO." My favorite? The caps lock key now says: "Warning! size XXL letters." Though this fully functional keyboard would be a great gift to poke some fun at your fair-haired friends, regular computer users may find it a bit challenging. However, like the completely blank Das Keyboard, the Keyboard for Blondes might help poor typists improve their skills, since the keys are 1) a distracting pink, and 2) no longer have the

Killin Time
well' here i am lol just relaxin my company laid off like 150 ppl till after the first of the year!...im in construction ..im an ironworker so i usually have a few weeks off durnin the holidays. this year they started a lil earlier lol. so im home for da holidays lol..bored and drivin da wife crazy lol plenty of time to work round the house an fu!

One Word Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? DESK 2. Your significant other? WHO? 3. Your hair? LONG 4. Your mother? GRREAT 5. Your father? UHMMMM. . . 6. Your favorite thing? SLEEEPING 7. Your dream last night? HUH? 8. Your favorite drink? SPRITE 9. Your dream/goal? BIG 10. The room you're in? OFFICE 11. Music? LOVE 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? THERE 14. Where were you last night? BED 15. What you're not? TAKEN 16. Muffins? NAH 17. One of your wish list items? HIM 18. Where you grew up? JACKSONVILLE 19. The last thing you did? TYPE 20. What are you wearing? PJS 21. TV? NAH 22. Your pets? KIDS? 23. Your computer? POS 24. Your life? LIFE 25. Your mood? CHILL 26. Missing some

Blind Man
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Top 10 Love Quotes
Favorite Love Quotes #1 Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Favorite Love Quotes #2 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. Favorite Love Quotes #3 Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Favorite Love Quotes #4 If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. Favorite Love Quotes #5 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Favorite Love Quotes #6 Love is a friendship set to music. Favorite Love Quotes #7 True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Favorite Love Quotes #8 Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. Favorite Love Quotes #9 They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There

Motivation
"We fix our eyes not on what is seen,but on what is unseen. For what we see is temporary,but what is unseen is external." "When you look in the mirror what do you see? I see somthing i dont understand,nor reconize" "There is no future,Living in the past.Help me let go of yesterday Then maybe we can make it last" "If you're searching for the truth,you must look into the mirror, and make since of what you see."

Fubucks Convertion Chart
FUBucks Conversion Table Tickers, blasts, Happy Hours - Sticky bulletin = $250,000 - 1 ticker = $250,000 - 1 day blast = $375,000 - 12 credit bling pack = $599,500 - 3 day blast = $600,000 - 7 day blast = $1,000,000 - 1 ticker pack = $1,000,000 - 25 credit bling pack = $1,000,000 - 1 month VIP = $1,000,000 - 30 day blast = $2,500,000 - 70 credit bling pack = $2,500,000 - 3 month VIP = $2,500,000 - 6 month VIP = $3,750,000 - Happy Hour = $5,000,000 - 150 credit bling pack = $5,000,000 - 1 year VIP = $5,250,000

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: William Shatner In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Goodbye Cleveland And Boston, Interns Needed, Re-make 'pendulum
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Hells yeah. It's Tuesday. Put on yer Tuesday hats. Whatever that means. Today on the Opie and Anthony Daily Face-Smashing, we'll be sitting around the ol' campfire with the one and only William Shatner, who is promoting his series, Shatner's Raw Nerve, which airs Tuesday nights at 10pm on the BIO channel. New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW!), as well as shooting the latest video in the She Is Half My Age series, we have some perky pierced nips to share with you courtesty of Karmen Kennedy... RateMyWOW: Karmen Kennedy (Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website) Farewell Cleveland and Boston Radio: As you may already be aware, we're not on the FM stations in Cleveland and Boston, but have

Ouch
Hello all i know it has been a while since i bitched or wrote... Well had no internet and no phone over the weekend and wow was i bored. Good news i had a great fuck. I am so sore. Bruises on my neck, back and shoulders. Can't hardly walk from my legs being so sore and wow do my rips hurt....

"tagged" Blog, Apparently...
Blame Manda. It's her fault. You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste this into your blog and tag five people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk. 2. Your significant other? Un-met 3. Your hair? Gone. 4. Your mother? Mum. 5. Your father? Dad. 6. Your favorite thing? Friends. 7. Your dream last night? Weird. 8. Your favorite drink? Brown. 9. Your dream/goal? Happiness. 10. The room you're in? Office. 11. Music? Life. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere. 14. Where were you last night? Home. 15. What you're not? Thin. 16. Muffins? Yes. 17. One of your wish list items? What? 18. Where you grew up? Englandshire. 19. The last thing you did? Tea. 20. What are you wearing? Black. 21. TV? Devil-box. 22. Your pets? Short-lived. 23. You

It's Been Awhile :)
I have not been on here in what fills like ages. I just can't seem to get eough time in one day. So I wanted first off to say hello to all my friends on here I hope everuthing is going well for all of you. As to the update on me and my family here you go. What have I been up to ? Well I have 1 child in school so I have been getting up early everyday to take her them pick her up. Then we have the homework to do every week, the school music programs to go to and other things she wish me to be there for which I do go to everything. Then I have my 4 year old who is doing school at home this year so I have work to do with him everyday. there is my normal everyday things to do around here. So much to do so little time I guess you would say. I also have my Baby Boy he is doing wounderfull he is now 8 months old he is almost walking,He is talking so much he is also learning to sign ( no he dosn't need to ) . but it's a nice thing to know. He ueses the ones he knows alot. As for me I am lookin

Precautionary Measures!!!!!
A friend shared this item with me. I would like to remind those who already knew these facts and I am just hoping that this blog may inform those who are not yet aware of this precaustionary measures: * No plastic containers or plastic wrap in microwave. We should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers... This especially applies to foods that contain fats. The combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body... A dioxin chemical causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Instead, use glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food... You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's

Good Morning!
I don't like morning people :( The only reason I don't like them is because I can't be one. I sooo wish I could be chipper and happy in the morning and just kinda bounce outta bed and solve the world's problems before breakfast. I wonder what determines your polarity towards being a morning person or not? I'd sorely like to get it switched.

Wifes Back Might Be Fubar'd
wife has been having massive pains in her back so went to a so called specialist to get it checked what a fucking quack he was.didnt find out till we got home a day later that she has a ruppage disk and 3 other disks at screwed up also.going today 12/9/08 to see another doctor to see what he says should be done.if she needs surgery we might get it done then move back to pennsylvania cause my job doesn't pay enough to keep the van and morgage up.i already had my 05 neon repo'd cause she didnt tell me we were 4 mths behind on payments.well my son will be glad to see me thats for sure but he doesn't know i dont have my car anymore unless daughter told him.so once again my life is fubar'd. tc all joecool

Christmas Magic
Christmas Magic The holly’s hung The lights are strung. I’d breathe if I had time. There’re gifts to buy The time is nigh Soon I won’t have a dime. I’m in a spin Here I go again I begin to really panic. So much to do I come unglued The pace just makes me manic! Then…. “Peace, My Child, be still. And know that I am God. Have you forgotten something?” I bow my head and nod. I’ve been searching for the magic that will make the season bright And forgot the Miracle angels sang of on that Holy Night. The most important announcement the world has ever heard In the hillside darkness, shepherds were first to hear the Word. The Creator of the Universe had no place to lay His head He left His home in Glory and slept in a manger bed. He chose to become one of us so we could become one of His It’s not the same old story. The King of Glory lives! Faith has no age, no rules, no limits. His gift is to us all. If you are seeking Christmas magic, you won’t find it at the

If You Taste It... Don't Waste It!!
Ok fellas and gurlie girls... I need some feedback... and this is Serious! I've been dared to ask (like I needed to be dared, right? ) I have read and heard all the stories about what guys should or shouldn't eat or drink to make their cum taste TASTIE... and for the most part... those stories have been proven Oh Soooo True! BUT... (there is ALWAYS a BUT, right?).... Is there anything that your woman should or should not eat or drink to make her more TASTIE for dessert?

A Soldier's Christmas
FOR THE TROOPS I CAME ACROSS THIS IN A EMAIL SENT TO ME AND HAD TO PASS IT ON.IF YOU COULD ALSO PASS IT ON FOR ME. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your significant other? Working 3. Your hair? Long 4. Your mother? Heaven 5. Your father? Heaven 6. Your favorite thing? Affection 7. Your dream last night? Sex :P 8. Your favorite drink? Water 9. Your dream/goal? Singing 10. The room you're in? Den 11. Music? Varied 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Here 14. Where were you last night? Bedroom 15. What you're not? Mean 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Job 18. Where you grew up? NY 19. The last thing you did? Slept 20. What are you wearing? Sweats 21. TV? Varied 22. Your pets? Dog 23. Your computer? Varied 24. Your life? Happy 25. Your mood? Mellow 26.

Expect Success
Tuesday, December 09, 2008 EXPECT SUCCESS. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you expect good things to happen strangely enough, they will happen. Your expectation energizes your goals and gives them momentum. Your life will always respond to your outlook. So set your goals high. You must first expect to succeed, if you want to succeed. When you believe something good can happen, it does. The dreams you choose to believe in come to be. You can't expect to succeed beyond your wildest expectations unless you begin with some pretty wild expectations. Success is a matter of expectation. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch The Video => Surviving A Bad Economy Watch The => Skin Care Webinar Check Out The => Skin Care Stories Learn More => Discover Mangosteen

Tell A Soldier Merry Christams....
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, , huddled

For My Twisted
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? not 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? bitch 5. Your father? pussy 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? nightmare 8. Your favorite drink? Tequila 9. Your dream/goal? Live 10. The room you're in? Livingroom 11. Music? alternative 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy 14. Where were you last night? Sleeping 15. What you're not? Whore 16. Muffins? BannanaNut 17. One of your wish list items? Money 18. Where you grew up? Florida 19. The last thing you did? Sex 20. What are you wearing? Pajamas 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? Love 24. Your life? Sucks 25. Your mood? Sick

Why Is There More Bad News Then Good?
Good Morning, I have said this before, but it still drives me nuts. What makes news and what doesn’t? I will give you a test which of these stories made headline front page news on MSN home page. 1 Woman convicted of smuggling monkey into U.S. 2 Mexico gang killings more than double 3 'Keyboard for Blondes' includes 'Oops!' key 4 Murder cases on the rise 5 Romance & credit scores 6 Latest Medical Breakthroughs for 2008 1 & 2 ?? 3 & 4 ?? 5 & 6 ?? All of the above ?? All But One ?? Give up…? I will tell you shortly, however let’s look at the first one. Why on earth would anyone want a Monkey? How about number two…Doesn’t anyone want to know about another countries gangs I would think not unless they can’t get into a gang in this country…Oh I know MSN is world wide and not just in the U S…However gangland killings on the front page…what is this Chicago in the Moonshine legacy… Ok looking at three, aren’t there enough Blonde jokes already? I mean Blondes need to s

Cleaning The Gene Pool...one Nad At A Time
As you all slept, I came up with a great idea. The implementation of "Voluntary Sterilization Centers." That's right folks! Cleaning up the gene pool will be a snap. All we have to do, is put this idea to work. Of course, the Voluntary Sterilization program will be just that. It won't be hard to sell this idea to the general public with the right media coverage, and corporate sponsorship for advertising. Centers will be set up around the country first in the poor, then middle class sections. All centers will be at least a block away from military recruitment centers to assure that there will be no conflict of interest. Of course the finest of failed veternary students will staff the centers, assuring the finest health care. No insurance, no money, no billing will be involved! After all, this is a most needed public service. Patients, especially male patients, can be "serviced" (sterilized) within an hours time with a quick in office procedure. They may return to work as

General Things
So, stella is my dog. Sweet as sin. She is due for puppies any day now. Her temp is flopping back and forth, if it drops to a certian degree it means shes going into labor. I'm pretty excited. Stuff, I want to thank all the sweet people whom have welcomed me and thank those helping me get rid of the immposter who stole my photos to make an account here.

Katelynn Stinnett Burial Fund Po Box 1574 Hindman Ky 41822
This lil girl was murdered and needs a headstone... Can you donate? Katelynn Stinnett Burial Fund PO BOX 1574 Hindman KY 41822 http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/616776.html

The Spoiled Under 30 Crowd!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... Uphill...barefoot... BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda. And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! There was no em

Explaining Black Label Society Chapters & Patches
From: Black Label Society Date: Dec 9, 2008 12:05 AM Outside of the "Mother Chapter" (which is theband itself) and the Doom Crew, Inc. which is friends and family thatwork for the band (or people that Zakk chooses to have close tohim).... There are no "official" chapters of BLS. A Chapter is simplythe name that Zakk uses to refer to the many cities, states, countries,provinces, etc. that the legion of BLS fans reside in. BLS fans meanfar more to the band to just simply label them "Fans".The band knows that their fans are huge supporters of what they do andthey want their fans to feel a real sense of belonging to somethingmuch bigger and greater than just being a fan of a band. Thereforebecause of the loyal support BLS fans show the band and each other, BLSchooses to call their fans "family members" of Black Label and/or"chapter members" of which ever city (chapter) BLS fans reside in.As a result of this ideology, anyone who is a loyal supporter of BLS isautomatically considered a

Idk Popped In My Head Didnt Edit
here we go again you've come to stare in to theses eyes and i have found a place were i can hide. this life is broken the heart has not spoken for the day were i die was the day that i cried all the tears never ment anything any more all the promises that were once spoken have gone away to never be here again you took me for granted you took me to shame now i cant even believe in anything not even my name the time hard and life is mistaken but in my dream i fall and find that i was the one mistaken i let you in i let myself bleed i let everything happen with out even a thaught the dreams show me that all could have been fixed that all could have grow but then again i have been mistaken before and thaught my search was over now i say never more never more for hurting never more for crying never more for loving i await my last breathe but until that day there will for never more be another promise of always and forever unit my good bye you were in my heart even if i dont live there i wil

I Miss You Lil Mina
Christina L. Waller Feb. 1, 1994 - Dec. 5, 2008 Christina Leanne Waller, of Sierra Vista, Ariz., born Feb. 1, 1994, in Fort Hood, Texas, passed away Dec. 5, 2008. Christina was a student at Tombstone High School in Tombstone, Ariz., and a member of the Tombstone High School Band; she played the baritone and trumpet. She also was learning to play the sousaphone. Christina was a typical teenager and loved to draw, listen to music, take pictures and spend time with her friends and family. She was a loving aunt to her nephew, Alex and niece, Hannah. She is survived by her loving parents, Ty and Sandra Waller; sister, Tasha Waller and her fiancé Erik Alcala; brother, T.J. Waller; and nephew, Alex James Alcala, all of Sierra Vista. God mother Leeann Reaves of Tennessee (formally Sierra Vista), Randy and Nickolas Reaves of Tennessee (formally Sierra Vista). She also is survived by niece, Hannah Marie Waller of Chambersburg, Pa.; maternal grandmother, Anna Marie Kelly of Monroe,

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Undisclosed 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? Loving 5. Your father? Hatred 6. Your favorite thing? Life 7. Your dream last night? Mystery 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Living 10. The room you're in? Front 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Depressed 16. Muffins? Poppyseed 17. One of your wish list items? laptop 18. Where you grew up? States 19. The last thing you did? Cigarette 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. TV? None 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Awesome 24. Your life? Great 25. Your moo

All Real
sup people. this ones about me and just me. im 20 years old and i have lived in little hick towns my whole life. i am a nanny for 2 beautiful kids which kinda satisfies my want for children... for now. i am a thick full figured women and i LOVE myself. i am tall standing at 5'7" and i have no idea what my natural hair color is. i have blue eyes that i love. and a large natural chest thats gets me alot of attention. i am bisexual and im proud. i dont perfer either men to women i love them both. i have 4 tattoos ad of now and i have my tounge and nose pierced... for now i want more of both. but im very outgoing after i get over being shy and i love to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. im a book worm sometimes and i never go any where without my camera on hand. i love kids, men, women, and food. which is why im chubby but dont judge me till u get to know me im lots of fun

The Homo Sucks
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste this into your blog and tag five people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? store 2. Your significant other? homoface♥ 3. Your hair? awesome 4. Your mother? dead 5. Your father? jackass 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? forget 8. Your favorite drink? Water 9. Your dream/goal? inspiring 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? love 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? 29 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? normal 16. Muffins? YUM 17. One of your wish list items? Book 18. Where you grew up? Scar-town 19. The last thing you did? burped 20. What are you wearing? boxers 21. TV? big 22. Your pets? Hendrix 23. Your computer? laptop 24. Your life? EH 25. Your m

My Bullshit
I've taken a few huge hits in my life since I got back from my mission. It's been hard to deal with since I'm so far away from home, and the end of this seems so far away. I've pretty much lost everything back home that I hold dear, and I have nothing to look forward to now, except for being alone. This is very new to me cause I've always had someone, no matter what. I'm taking this as God telling me that I need to be alone and get my life straight. So I'm going to do just that. I won't be logging in here anymore, or to my messenger. I'm going to use my remaining time here to figure out my life. When I get home, I'm going to get my divorce finalized, find a place to live, and figure out where I'm going. I wish you all the best and I will pray for you everyday. Thank you for all the friendship you have given me. I love you all. Jason

Twas The Night Before Christmas...adult Version
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mom in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon was so bright that it lit up the yard, The place was a mess, something hit it real hard. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a crooked old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Fuckin' slow dow

Use One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? Mary 5. Your father?Thurman 6. Your favorite thing? Private 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Slurpee 9. Your dream/goal? Unavailable 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? most 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Somewhere 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? Normal 16. Muffins? Chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? Private 18. Where you grew up? Carthage 19. The last thing you did? Shop 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? Sometimes 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? PC 24. Your life? Mine 25. Your mood? Ha

Hope
in such a quick moment i felt here. it was like looking in her eyes just by reading what she wrote. it scared me, i want someone to love and care for so bad. but part of me thinks history will repeat itself. she seemed so much different though, a stranger moved my heart, and lifted my hopes? ...that's never happened before, even close friends try and dont get through to me that easy. now no response's. i was so alive for a moment, now seems like im back where i started. i wanted to see where it would go, will i still get a chance? where has she gone? ....i will wait, each second a minute, each minute forever. .....thoughts of her fillme in a place i thought was gone, hopes of meeting her keep me strong, so excited to meet her i imagine it all day long. will she seek me the same way? time is to long.

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? grrrrrrrr 5. Your father? amazing 6. Your favorite thing? animals 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? vodka 9. Your dream/goal? nurse 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married 14. Where were you last night? chicago.... 15. What you're not? happy 16. Muffins? poppyseed 17. One of your wish list items? laptop 18. Where you grew up? here 19. The last thing you did? sleep 20. What are you wearing? nightie 21. TV? spider-man 22. Your pets? sleepin 23. Your computer? GONE!!! 24. Your life? sux 25. Your mo

I Can Has Tagged Blog?
Tagged blog. I has it. You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste this into your blog and tag five people to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Charging. 2. Your significant other? Cutestevernerdface♥ 3. Your hair? Brown [chicken brown cow]. 4. Your mother? Goofy. 5. Your father? Sad. :[ 6. Your favorite thing? Naps. 7. Your dream last night? None. 8. Your favorite drink? Water. 9. Your dream/goal? Happiness. 10. The room you're in? Bedroom. 11. Music? Magic. 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? 6yearsolder. 14. Where were you last night? Asleep. 15. What you're not? Well-traveled. 16. Muffins? Cupcakes. 17. One of your wish list items? Guitar. 18. Where you grew up? Minnesota. 19. The last thing you did? Chocolate. 20. What are you wearing?

Stupid Ppl
HOW THE HELL CAN SOMEONE TRY TO JUDGE U AND TELL U WHAT KIND OF PARENT U R JUST BECAUSE U SMOKE??? THERE ARE ALOT WORSE THINGS A PARENT CAN DO THAN SMOKE!!! SAY I DON'T PUT MY KIDS FIRST.....IF U AIN'T WALKED 10 MINS IN MY SHOES DON'T JUDGE!! NOBODY IS PERFECT! MY KIDS R MY LIFE...THEY R THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERYDAY!! SATIN AND ATLANTA R MY WORLD AND I AM A GREAT MOTHER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!

One Stop Spot To The Best Deals Online!
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Jerk - Injection Of You
Piss on piss, piss on kiss It's a simple math that on this Spit on spit, take this hit I'll make you a deal, you give and you get My desire, your flesh on fire Put me out; I'm not tired Greed on greed, the more I need Lie to your body, pretend to breed. You're in my blood now my veins turn blue I get my biggest rush from an injection of you You're in my blood now my veins turn blue I get my biggest rush from an injection of you I feel like a child, naked and wild, Your body's my playground where pure is defiled Sweat on sweat, the more I get, jump in the fire This ain't over yet. I can quit any time I want to You're in my blood, now my veins turn blue I get my biggest rush from an injection of you You're in my blood, now my veins turn blue I get my biggest rush from an injection of you Burn you down tie me off for an injection of you. of you.

Rap Salute
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Tribune Trouble
Tribune Trouble Ah, how the mighty fall. Even in this cynical age, it’s unusual and unsettling to see industry giants to fall victim to the new recession. In Monday’s case it was the Tribune Company, which filed for bankruptcy. It’s $12 billion in debt. It was intriguing when last year Sam Zell, a former successful radio and real estate investor, bought the long-standing company with reckless Mark Cubanesque zeal and took it private. But many observers immediately noted flaws in Zell’s business plan for the newspaper-heavy firm, which in recent years had diversified itself in an attempt to remain competitive in the new yet more pitfall-filled economy (namely acquisition of the Chicago Cubs). Zell says the bankruptcy won’t affect operations at the Cubs or the newspapers or the relatively new employee ownership stock plan. Uh-huh. Ultimately, indeed it’s true. Newspaper-heavy companies must seek ways to diversify its portfolio and remain relevant in the eyes of their readers and a

My Ncaa Football Playoff Geekdom Runneth Over
Now to the Bull Crap Series, errr, umm, Bowl Championship Series. Although its advocates will again argue otherwise, the BCS has yet again proven ineffective in yielding a true No. 1 vs. No. 2 match for the NCAA Division I football title. Florida and Oklahoma ? Really? Seriously? These two teams are among the best and proved their worth in their recent conference championship games. But is this really the best pairing the system could come up with? In a year that saw Texas beat OU on a neutral site and, despite losing to Texas Tech ever so slightly in at a game’s end, Texas be at the mercy of a computer’s ever-so-narrow ranking margin? And Florida fell to Mississippi. I’m not sure who the real top two teams are. You don’t, either. I’m very sure neither does a computer. As the quote goes, that’s why they play the game. On the playing surface. Like virtually every other sporting organization on earth. Even the Kazahkistani kick-goathead league has a playoff. Well, we won’t waste

Burning.
Everyday you pass through my mind Everyone you let me cross paths with Seem to make me more blind Of what you are to me and what I thought I was to you Nothing will shake this devotion I promised When that day you told me you loved me Showing me what life is truly worth And what should never be. So open my eyes to the destruction of your love And to the hate that unites A world of chaos That betrays the minute their ideals have ceased to exist But you showed me with your breath What it is to truly love What it is to truly let go What are we to you... when we insult you and mock your greatest act of love? when the most precious part of life is treated as an act of violence? Why is it that we are above the angels that have never shown you doubt What is this world to you that you haven't destroyed yet? Separate me from this ideology of what is right and who is wrong Open these eyes and numb this heart to the fire That constantly burns the sin that I

All Thomas!
This is my friend Thomas: mother@ fubar He is one of the coolest ppl here on Fubar! I lef thim out of the tagged game coz he needed an entire blog dedicated to himself *I hope he is getting a big head right now* and I mean shoulder head pervs!!! Ok here is a list of 10 things about him. I can only used one word to describe him for each. Those who know him can add to the list! *huggies Tom the Rock* 1. dork 2. nerd 3. coolios 4. music freak (in Australia that is one word) 5. funny 6. retard 7. ginger 8. diapery 9. sweet 10. pouty hahahahaha

Of Mice And... Mice.
I am but a powerless cog of destiny against the insurmountable atomic sunrise. After the winter there was forty days of night pierced occasionally by a whimper from a stranger. The steel coffin peeled open, my eyes calloused anew my skin still suckling the tubes. We found a way to make men ageless, horrible, dastardly men like me and to what glorius end did we use such finger in the candle technology? Well... now you know. In another five hundred days I will have performed my third miracle. "walk" Another five hundred years and I may forget my name but never what I had done, or how this lazarus had came to be. 40 summers of darkness on a planet who's only wish is to hijack its orbit, and sail straight into the sun. A miserable planet, ruled by a miserable codger. Writing in the snow dunes, as another blizzard washes it all away.

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? hubby 3. Your hair? dark 4. Your mother? Love 5. Your father? Love 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? dunno 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Family 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? any 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? gone 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? shy 16. Muffins? no 17. One of your wish list items? health 18. Where you grew up? germany 19. The last thing you did? Dishes 20. What are you wearing? pj 21. TV? Off 22. Your pets? Cat 23. Your computer? sucks 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? sleepy 26. Missing someone? Much 27

About My Life!
Hello Everyone!! So as some of you may know I am trying to be a freelance writer and so far so good. Occasionally you do run into the person that will take what you wrote praise you for it and then never come thru with payment on it. I have made up contracts and in those contracts it states that if there is a non payment occurrence and there is use of the article without my permission or payment suddenly appearing that legal action will be taken. With that being said I am happy to announce that I have a few regular people that come to me for articles and actually pay me!! I just got a client that asked me to write 96 articles having never used my services before. So I sent him the ones I have written up so far and he was quite impressed, according to his email, and he has offered me to write for him permanently. He has plenty of work ahead of himself and for me and he can't wait for me to finish these up so he can send me more. I am super excited for this opportunity. I also w

He'd Rather Sell Weed Than Be With Me
It's the truth. I just got off the phone with Jeremy. Evidentially he's too 'weird' for me. And that he'd rather be young and smoke and sell weed, then to be with me, because he knows I don't approve of it. No. Then the other guy. All I have to say about that is I hope he has a nice life. Guys don't realize that I'm not a fucking toy. I'm not here to be played with and thrown aside. They can kiss my ass when it comes to that. I'm going to bed now.

Im Up For Auction Again!!!
Thats Right!! Im up for auction again!!! Plenty To Offer!!! So please come bid on me!! Be the first to blast/happy hour me!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Pls repost!!! Thanks!! Don't forget to love up the host!!! Twaune Thå £ast Ðon ™ * §näke Ëyeš ®ädïð Promoter *@ fubar

Tagged :p
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your significant other? non-existent 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? bossy 5. Your father? dorky 6. Your favorite thing? nerds 7. Your dream last night? yummy 8. Your favorite drink? water 9. Your dream/goal? happy 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? life 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? music industry 14. Where were you last night? sleeping 15. What you're not? sexy 16. Muffins? sweet 17. One of your wish list items? success 18. Where you grew up? Melbourne 19. The last thing you did? eat 20. What are you wearing? not-saying! 21. TV? blah 22. Your pets? dead :( 23. Your computer? Macbook pro :D 24. Your life? love i

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? Saint 3. Your hair? red 4. Your mother? witch 5. Your father?jack 6. Your favorite thing?music 7. Your dream last night?dunno 8. Your favorite drink? drpepper 9. Your dream/goal?family 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? perfect 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? indiana 19. The last thing you did? read 20. What are you wearing? cloths 21. TV? no 22. Your pets? Catdogturtlefish 23. Your computer? gateway 24. Your life? blesssed 25. Your mood? Happy

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? what 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? sleeping 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? SEX 7. Your dream last night? nightmare 8. Your favorite drink? stoli 9. Your dream/goal? success 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? love 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? SKINNY 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? RI 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? dead 23. Your computer? awesome 24. Your life? mess 25. Your mood? hopeful 26. Missing so

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Fable 2
I have this obsession with Fable 2. I've already beaten the game, and like most people, I was a little disappointed in the ending, but I can't stop playing it. I might as well be a 13 year old boy. I guess it's good I am getting it all out of my system before I go back to college in January. School during the day, work at night, and spending time with the boyfriend and friends won't leave much time for gaming.

The Oddness And Sumtimes Emptiness Of Simply Being..
Have you ever felt lonely on the inside? cause no matter what we are ALWAYS alone on the inside. Noone within to share our thoughts, our fears, our base emotions. There is noone else. jus YOU lookin out. and every so often you notice. You notice that it is indeed just a shell on the outside, a form of transportation to get us to and fro. I jus wish for one day that I could invite someone inside with me. But then I'm sure the sense of loss after would be too much to bare. So maybe it's better to be solitary. But don't U just wonder sumtimes?

The Gift...
The way you make me feel, like an excited child at play, the way you keep me daydreaming all throughout the day. The way we agree on everything it seems, the way you turn me on, making me want to rip my clothes off by the seams. My heart skips a beat every time I hear your gentleman voice, all others that tried were just clutter and noise. The very first time I heard you say wow, we have so much in common, I said to myself this just can't be forgotten. I listen to everything you have to say deeply and concerned, waiting ever so patiently and yet cautious for my turn. The butterflies in my tummy are flying rapidly and strong, Every time I hear you humming or singing our song. How one minute I feel like such a stupid little foolish girl, then you remind me I'm the woman who's brightened your world. How we talk about the things we love and enjoy, to How you want to please me, like a little schoolboy. Your amazing with each new bright day that goes by, Oh, How you

Idiots
I want to vent!! About something that really bothers me! Idiots~ and you know who you are....You are the ones who wallow in a sea of lies .....ones who try to make yourself look good by putting others down...you are the ones who are so effin superficial that you don't see a good thing when its clearly standing in front of you.maybe because its not perfect in physcial form! .you are the ones who won't work...the ones who may work but barely survive because you are too busy getting drunk to get off your azzes to get a real job!! you are the ones with 5 different "babys mammas"...you are the ones with no car.....you are the one's that live with mamma and daddy cause you are scared to face the real world...You are the ones that will NEVER grow up and face reality!!! You are the ones I will never ever give my pity to!! Sad enough...you are the ones who have once broke my heart or my best friends heart when I or she was too dumb to realize that you were an idiot!! How dare any of you!!! Im

The One Word Blog!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? charging 2. Your significant other? peggy 3. Your hair? gone 4. Your mother? Marian 5. Your father? Jewel 6. Your favorite thing?people 7. Your dream last night? Snow 8. Your favorite drink? Rum 9. Your dream/goal?Travel 10. The room you're in? Office 11. Music? playing 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Loved 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? Sad 16. Muffins? Bran 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? Illinois 19. The last thing you did? Toweled 20. What are you wearing? towel 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? Dog 23. Your computer? HP 24. Your life? full 25. Your mood? Happy 26. Missing some

~ Bad Habits ~
***5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Relationship*** I Read this and thought it was well written...hope it may help someone, somewhere. Always fighting for Love to Survive....Peace. 1. BODY INSECURITIES You know you have this problem if... You cringe and cover up when your partner sees you naked. Compliments make you nervous and defensive. Thinking about his positive attributes makes you wonder what he's doing with you. Why is it a problem? When we are ashamed of our bodies, we "withdraw sexually" and have trouble "being playful and free," says relationship expert Dr. Alice Pisciotto. Many people resort to substances to deal with their insecurites (for example, drinking in order to have sex), which can ruin a sense of closeness. How to fix it: The first step is awareness: realizing, for example, that when he says, "you look beautiful in that dress" and you hear, "go to the gym," it's not because he's being sarcastic, but because you feel ashamed of your bo

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It's Squirt's Fault!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? table 2. Your significant other? estranged 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? elsewhere 5. Your father? home 6. Your favorite thing? SEX 7. Your dream last night? nightmare 8. Your favorite drink? alcohol 9. Your dream/goal? success 10. The room you're in? trashed 11. Music? life 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? famous 14. Where were you last night? out 15. What you're not? SKINNY 16. Muffins? bagels 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? ohio 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? off 22. Your pets? dead 23. Your computer? addicted 24. Your life? conflicted 25. Your mood? t

The Game Ft. Lil Wayne-my Life
[Lil’ Wayne] And I’m grindin’ till I’m tired They say you ain’t grindin’ till you tired So I’m grindin’ with my eyes wide Looking to find, a way through the day, a life of the night Dear Lord you’ve done took so many of my people but I’m just wonderin’ why You haven’t taken my life (x3) Like what the hell am I doing right? ( x3) [The Game] The hazing has BEGUN Take me away from the hood like a state penitentiary Take me away from the hood in the casket or a Bentley Take me away, like I overdosed on cocaine Take me away like a bullet from Kurt Cobaine Suicide (Suicide..suicide..), I’m from a windy city, like “Do or Die” From a block close to where Biggie was crucified That was Brooklyn’s Jesus shot for no fuckin’ reason And you wonder why Kanye wears Jesus pieces (My Life x3) ‘Cause that’s Jesus people and Game needs the equal Hated on so much, “Passion of Christ” need a sequel Yeah, like Roc-a-fella needed Sigel Like I needed my father, but he neede

In The Night
in the night you prowl in the night you look for me i am the shadow that follows you in the night you go to find those who are willing you can to me i willing to feed you what you need. what is it that you need from me come to me in the night and i will be what you need in the night you come to me and i will be willing to give you what you need. by Kim McMindes

My Favorite Quotes 2
would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all? If you're naughty go to your room.. If you wanna be naughty, go to mine DON'T WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over! I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry Don't hate the player, HATE the game! Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened Some day you'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day you'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day you'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day you'll love me, but i wont love you! It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does... Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart If you need space join NASA baby!!! girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! If love isn't a game,

Open Your Hearts For The Less Fortunate
It's the season for helping others. I have started my own Red Kettle to help raise money for the Salvation Army. Please reach into your hearts and donate a few dollars for those less fortunate then ourselves. All donations go directly to the Salvation Army. Your gift will assist The Salvation Army in providing meaningful Christmas assistance and help make the holidays brighter for families, children and others in need. This is a tradition that The Salvation Army has preserved for 126 years. Thanks to the generosity of donors like you, the tradition continues. Your contribution not only helps The Salvation Army provide for those in need at Christmas, it allows us to meet the many year-round needs of the poor and forgotten in local communities. Our promise to you is that we will always “Do the Most GoodSM” for the most people with the most needs. Thank you Dynamic fundraising meter for your Red Kettle campaign.

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? case 2. Your significant other? emery 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? jean 5. Your father?david 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? screwdriver 9. Your dream/goal? suceed 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? bannanut 17. One of your wish list items? bob 18. Where you grew up? indy 19. The last thing you did? mcdonalds 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? Catdoghamsterfish 23. Your computer? pc 24. Your life? Mine 25. Your mood? Happy 26.

The Squirrel
The Squirrel When you observe the squirrel in nature they are always busy. They seem to have an endless supply of energy. Seldom do you see a squirrel inactive. Focused on the task at hand, agile and quick, they are constantly preparing for the future by gathering nuts and seeds for later use. Although they are always prepared for what may come they have a tendency to forget where they store things. The forgetfulness of squirrel serves as a reminder to those with this medicine to slow down, pay attention and to stop running frantically in several directions at once. Squirrels are sociable and communicative. They can be quite vocal both in work and play. Sometimes their continual chatter disturbs the silence, which creates an air of distraction and chaos. If you find yourself disturbed by their constant chatter the squirrel is telling you to speak clearly and effectively or to go within and be still, depending on the circumstances around your situation. Their gathering nat

End It
I’m tired. Truly tired. Not the good tired of physical weariness from doing something worthwhile. The drained, soul depleting fatigue that comes from mental and emotional stress. The funny thing is, I’m not the one causing it! I’ve been patient, understanding and have kept my mouth shut for months and it is eating at me, and I can no longer allow it to do so. I know it isn’t only eating at me, it is also eating at two people I love dearly. He is at is at his limit with it and she is at the boiling point. I am done. I am done being nice, I am done being polite, I am done sitting on the sidelines in hopes things turn out for the best. I am done turning the other cheek. This is going to stop and it is going to stop. .NOW. An outside source is causing us all great pain. She has been in a romantic relationship with my man quite some time ago. Even so, I’ve let her into my heart and called her sister. The problem is, sisters aren’t suppose to try to destroy your ha

Ummmmm...
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? LOL 3. Your hair? awesome 4. Your mother? RIP 5. Your father? ROCKSTAR 6. Your favorite thing? M.A.C. 7. Your dream last night? Reno 8. Your favorite drink? Patron 9. Your dream/goal? everafter 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? Country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Bay 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? unhappy 16. Muffins? Banana 17. One of your wish list items? G1 18. Where you grew up? Chow 19. The last thing you did? shopping 20. What are you wearing? nothing 21. TV? CMT 22. Your pets? LOTS 23. Your computer? ok 24. Your life? ROCKS 25. Your mood? thankful 26. Miss

Ex Is An Ex Is An Ex
So my divorce will be final tomorrow...YAY me! The soon2be Ex filed in October, he sure seemed in a hurry..and now I know why..he is getting married.that is right folks...the man who went literally crazy when he found out about my boyfriend in August..is already engaged...and he gave me shit about me being 10 yrs older than my boyfriend..now his Fiance is 27..LMFFAO and he is 41..of course when he told me..I literally said "SCORE" ..and then he still had the balls to say that it is different with men being older..what a fvcktard! Anyways..the kicker is he was such a shitty father to his children, he is gonna adopt her kids..WTF? Ok..just wanted to ramble here.. But hey..Cannibal will be officially DIVORCED tomorrow..

Tag Ur It!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Here 2. Your significant other? Bed 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? Home 5. Your father? Cunt 6. Your favorite thing? Daughters 7. Your dream last night? RIIIIIIGHT 8. Your favorite drink? Diet 9. Your dream/goal? School 10. The room you're in? Livingroom 11. Music? Rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? IDK 14. Where were you last night? Bed 15. What you're not? Happy 16. Muffins? Banana 17. One of your wish list items? Love 18. Where you grew up? IL 19. The last thing you did? talked 20. What are you wearing? Clothes 21. TV? On 22. Your pets? NONE 23. Your computer? UGH 24. Your life? WRECKED 25. Your mood? PISSY 26. Missing som

Club Mystic Member List! We Rawk!!!
CONGRATS TO EAGLE AND WARPMAN608 ON LEVELING!!! PLEASE RATE MERLYN! HE SHOULD LEVEL QUICKLY, THEN WE WILL MOVE TO SOME OF THE HIGHER LEVELS THAT NEED LOTS OF HELP! THANKS! MERLYN@ fubar Fubarlord -----> Henchman 114,901 Points to go! (+58,699) AFTER MERLYN HAS LEVELED, I WANT EVERYONE TO CONTINUE TO SHOW LOVE TO DANGER, SHE NEEDS TO FEEL THE LOVE RIGHT NOW!!! EVERYONE IS REACHING HIGHER LEVELS, SO SPEND A BIT OF TIME RATING A FRIEND WHO HAS AUTO-11'S ACTIVE, DURING A HH FOR MAX POINTS! AS USUAL, ANY BEEFS, GRIPES, QUESTIONS, OR SUGGESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE! THANKS! Home Page Club Mystic!@ fubar Fu-King -----> Godfather 2,881,643 Points to go! (+110,088) Founder LIKE MY HOLIDAY DEFAULT? LMAOOO!! GETTING LOTS OF RATES! ♦CinDragon♦@ fubar Disciple -----> Prophet 7,675,367 Points to go! (+166,449) Team Captains ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar Disciple -----> Prophet! 10,987,265 Points to go! (+269,683) GUNNY IS TA

Hmm...
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But I Would Really Like To Fuck You......
I can't walk away, I have too much invested, but I would really like to fuck you.... I am not much of the relationship type....but I would really like to fuck you.... My girlfriend/fiancee/wife doesn't put out enough and I am so unhappy but I wont leave her....but I would really like to fuck you...... You really aren't the type of girl I am into.... but I really want to fuck you..... You aren't the datable type of girl......but I really want to fuck you..... Can you sense the pattern here? I am so tired of hearing it.....

The New Stash
i added this stash video because i love peter petrelli from heroes. his real name is milo ventimiglia, so hott. i would die happy to be able to touch him. he lives in L.A. and loves to surf, snowboard, and wakeboard. i really love this guy. too bad ill never have him. i can still dream, right?

A Few More Pointers While At The Bar
Bartenders do not know every drink there is....especially when customers make up their own names for an otherwise popular cocktail Stop being a conusure...if you want grey goose but we only have Kettle one stop with the long drawn out deciction....its the same stuff especially when you want it with oj and other stuff. Let the bartender do his thing...We don't need you jumping the gun, correcting us before were done...we know the order to make your drink...you will get your napkin..yes I know it gets a cherry...and yes I will wipe the bar area for you....I'm not done yet! When you sit down in front of me and you see I am making seven drinks and I say I will be with you in a second... I dont want to here the preview or the type or how to get ready to make your drink or what your friend will have...I will be with you in a second! Dont order your first ever Cosmo and say its too strong....A cosmo is almost all liquer! I dont care what other bartenders do for you. If a

Tagged By Mistress Of Wolves (love Her)
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? Becky 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? old 5. Your father? older 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your favorite drink? dr.pepper 9. Your dream/goal? washington 10. The room you're in? warm 11. Music? random 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? washington 14. Where were you last night? asleep 15. What you're not? unhappy 16. Muffins? cherry 17. One of your wish list items? washington 18. Where you grew up? Somewhere 19. The last thing you did? typed 20. What are you wearing? wingtips 21. TV? nope 22. Your pets? gecko 23. Your com

The Fastest Growing Metal Station On The Net!
God's Forsaken Radio is one of the fastest growing metal stations on the net. We stream on multiple websites, and are continuing to grow. There are 13 top knotch dj's to fulfill every metal need that play all genres of metal. We have 19 promoters for the station which promote not only on the net but also in their home town looking for local unsigned metal bands that deserve airplay. Our staff takes pride in their work and are committed in helping the station grow. So what are you waiting for come and listen to the best metal station on the net!!!

My Life As A Bartender
Most people would sell their soul along with Grandma's house and their yarbels for the ability to roll into work at 9pm, pour drinks, drink said drinks, listen to music, dance, party and flirt. Such is the perceived life of a bartender. Sure, we socialize and basically have fun, but some facts need to separated from fiction. Most bar patrons have severe misconceptions about the actual lives of bartenders; who we are, what we do and why we do it. Also, remember that the interaction between bartender and customer is a delicate one; it's both an economic and a social relationship that has stood the test of time. Most other relationships in life are fleeting but, if managed properly, the partnership between drinkers and their bartenders is sacred. Consider this a pocket-size operating manual for our mutual good times. And, if these points are taken to heart, we can continue to raise our collective glasses and toast to our long, drunken future together. So forget all those third-perso

Leveling Up
I would really really like to thank the Llama levelers for helping me level up. Everyone some stop by there site and give them some love http://fubar.com/blog/248700/932537 Once again a great thank you to them all!!!

Prince Tater Bday Bully
THIS PIMPOUT IS FOR THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE TATER DJ/ENFORCER@ Forbidden INC TODAY IS HIS BIRTHDAY!! COME PARTY ON HIS PAGE! SHOW HIM SOME MAD FU LOVE!! HE WILL HAVE HIS AUTO 11'S ON ALL DAY YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT! CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO HIS PAGE LOTS OF PICS TO RATE SO WHATCHA WAITIN FOR? GO SHOW HIM SUM WILD AND CRAZY FU LUV!! FOLLOW THE PIC BELOW TO PARTY WITH TATER AT FORBIDDEN INC/EXOTIC DREAMS!

Toolshed
=== 'DJ ToolMan Tim @ ~Radio Storm~ & ~ Owner of ~Toolshed Radio~' wrote the following at '2008-12-08 15:13:14'.. > > > > > COME JOIN THE FUN > MEET THE FAMILY > > Click the pic below & it will > magicly transport you to Toolshed Radio > >

Cuz Of All Da Crap Am Running Into
ah looked it up How Do I Delete My Account? HOW TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT How do I delete my profile? Log into your account and go to your “profile” settings under the “my” drop down menu on the top left side of your homepage. Next, click on the “delete profile” link on the bottom left of your profile settings page. on myspace i can use styling sheets and flash code but on this "myspace for adults" is so limited in the codes you can use. no javascript. no links to other websites. can do all that on others. doing flow chart on pros and cons about being here. piling up lots of stuff on the negative side. · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! · *** SONENSHINE*... rated your photo a '10'! cant rate her back.. permissions wont allow it ~ another negative here her

Darkness
Yes it came from the depths places people will not dare tread People who hunt, who have no morals but it crept up clawing through the ground upwards, nails clawed through he earth, the leaves Finally light, the moon high in the sky Now free in the land of men he creeps, looking smelling things so different to decay Flowers, plants, trees everything alive leaves blow in a breeze, trickling of water in the distance He stops, a wolf, big strong and red leaps over him and races off into the trees The wolf has no fear, strong in heart, strong in itself He follows knowing this could be his match he is a hunter, he has to hunt the smell of the wolf is in the air easy to follow, he moves fast the scent leads him to the water where he stops looking He knows that the wolf has heard him follow, that the wolf is leading him there he gazes around, the moon on the water, like a pool with a stream running off a sheer rock raising up into the mountain water cascading down shatt

Try This!
This will drive you nuts. The site instructions are in Japanese, so read below for English! 1. Touch 'start' 2. Wait for 3, 2, 1. 3. Memorize the number's position on the screen, and then click the circle from the smallest number to the biggest number. 4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you the age of your brain. 5. Forward the message and type your calculated age in the subject line. Good luck! http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html You may have to copy and paste into your browzer...

O-face
Hello, I’d like to talk to you about orgasms :) For a long time now I’ve noticed that the world has been an unhappy place I think this is largely due to a drop in the orgasm production I urge you all to go out and touch someone, touch yourself in that special place Put a smile on the world Orgasms are they way of the future, the way to happiness So go, with my blessing, and spread the word Orgasms for happiness

My Fantasy
Where I lay on a bed in black and red Satin Lace, the sheets made of black silk, a veil draped around the large four poster. Candles are placed all over the room, surrounding me in such a warmth, I dont need a blanket. The scents of earth mist, draping my body in a comforting scent, that relaxes me and lets me rest easy. I lay resting on this bed of heaven, pale, and half nude on my side, my hair spilling in fine golden curls around my face. A noise disturbs my peaceful rest and I wake up, rising to meet the intruder. But instead of defending myself, I grow wet, and things grow hot fast inside of me and my breath catchs. The sight of him, so breathtaking, and very nude in front of me. He crawled on the bed towards me, slow, his muscles rippling underneath his flesh. Those deep eyes on mine, until he is right above me, his lower half pressing me into the mattress. Our eyes burn into eachothers, and even though the warmthin the room and my body was high, a shiver runs through my body, se

Suuport Our Troops!!!
On Saturday, August 23rd-2008....My Oldest Son Was Deployed To Afghanistan And The Hardest Part As A Parent Is Knowing You Can't Do Anything About It Except Support Them And Pray For Them. So Please Don't Forget To Support Our Troops And Realize What They Are Doing For Our Country And Pray For Their Safe Return Home. Thank You.....

What To Drink
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at The end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification Process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water And be full of shit . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as A public service .

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? table 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? Linda 5. Your father? Jerry 6. Your favorite thing? Lexus 7. Your dream last night? didn't 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream/goal? happy 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? all 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Texas 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? fake 16. Muffins? cranberry 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Kansas 19. The last thing you did? laundry 20. What are you wearing? robe 21. TV? yes 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? Hp 24. Your life? busy 25. Your mood? focused 26. Missing

My First Grandbaby
I Am Proud To Announce That On Tuesday, November 11-2008 (Veterans Day) At 7:30pm...Jacb Paul Alexander Came Into This World At 7lbs 13oz And 21 Inches Long... And I Became A New Grandma. He's The Best Blessing And Addition To Our Family!! I Am Also Very Proud Of Stephen And Nina For Getting Through This Rough Time And Bringing This Miracle Into Our Lives. I Love You Both And Jacob Very Much!!

I Don't Understand Men
Why don't men care if they hurt you? It's like your feelings don't matter or mean anything.As long as your there for him and do what ever he wants and says thats fine but if you ask for something or a lil help they can't or (my fav.) they forgot. No matter what I do it seems to never be enough for him. And no matter what I love him to death. We have 2 wonderful lil girls and he has nothing to do with them. Yeah he does love his girls but he should show it more. I have no idea what to do.Love is one thing I will never understand no matter how hard I try.

Why Guys Dump Girls They Dig
Nothing is more upsetting than when a dude you damn well know is into you pulls the plug. One man gets to the bottom of out-of-the-blue breakups.Buzz up! Photo: Anna Palma The Timing Is Off Chances are, you've had at least one breakup that left you wondering, "What the hell just happened?" The guy dug you, you dug him, and the whole thing felt destined for a fabulous future — at least the foreseeable one. Then, out of nowhere, he bailed on the relationship. So what went wrong? The sad truth is, maybe nothing. Here are five completely ridiculous reasons guys kick you to the curb. Warning: For the most part, it ain't pretty. Women get serious when they meet the right man. Men get serious with whomever we happen to be dating when we're finally ready to settle down. That means after every other aspect of our life is in order — whether it's finishing grad school, finally pulling down a good-size paycheck, owning a car outright — or when our friends start dropping like flies

10 Things You Didnt Know About Me
10. My favorite color is blue. 9. I have an irrational fear of needles. 8. My folks divorced on my 8th birthday. 7. I will NEVER have children. Ever. 6. When I was in jr. high, I wanted to be gothic. 5. I hate having curly hair. 4. I've only slept with 3 guys. 3. I've been riding horses since I was about 4 years old. 2. I moved out of my mom's house in Indiana when I was 17 years old. 1. I desperately miss my ex. He was the guy I was supposed to marry, & i fucked it up. I was bored, and now you know 10 things about me that you didn't know before. Could be interesting conversation starters, eh?

How To Totally Rock A First Date
First, forget about all the clueless advice you’ve ever heard before. Next, get ready to blow him away...and actually enjoy yourself while you’re at it.Buzz up! By Molly Triffin Nothing invites bad advice like a first date — wear this, say that, and don’t under any circumstances say that — all with the aim of captivating a guy you’re not even sure you like...yet. Not only are those so-called rules the opposite of fun (and isn’t having fun the point here?), but they also can end up backfiring. Who wants to seem stiff or eager to please because you’re following some lame set of guidelines rather than just being yourself, which — trust us — is always more appealing than any script. “The best strategy for a great first date is to go into it with the goal of simply enjoying yourself, instead of harboring an agenda to win him over,” says Lionel Tiger, PhD, Charles Darwin professor of anthropology at Rutgers University and author of The Decline of Males. “That way, you’ll also c

Quote
i'm an expert in hookers, i'm an expert in doormats, i'm an expert in victims. they were the best parts. and i woke up -sociologically, politically, and creatively, I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.

Everybody's Fool...evanescence
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame? Don't you see me? You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you no flaws when you're pretending but now I know she Never was and never will be You don't know how you've betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled Without the mask Where will you hide? Can't find yourself Lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore It never was and never will be You don't know how you've betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled It never was and never will be You're not real and you can't save me Somehow now you're everybody's fool

Step Up...drowning Pool
1, 2, 3 - Go! Broken, Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me. I'm never gonna stop, I'm never gonna drop, Ain't no different than it was before. So take some good advice, You better stop and think twice, Before you take your first step, Out that door. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down. You had your chance to walk away. Live to see another day. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). You're gonna get knocked down... Aaaaah... Suffering, Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna fuckin' do. I'm never gonna stop, I'm never gonna drop, Ain't no different than it was before. So take some good advice, You better stop and think twice, Before you take yo

Things About Me
THINGS ABOUT ME Stuff about me.... I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... most of the time I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my hea

I Am A Witch...
I am a witch. I do not worship Satan; I am not interested in Satan. Satan was invented by the Christians. Satanism is a form of Christianity. I am not a Christian. I don't go to church on Sunday. Jesus is NOT my savior. He was simply a holy man who lived 2,000 years ago. I am not afraid of going to Hell because I don't believe in Hell any more than I believe in Satan. I believe in reincarnation; that I will come back to this world or another and live out another life. I am not evil. Telling people I am a "good witch" or asking me if I am a good witch implies that there are evil witches. There are evil people in the world, and there are people who chose to work with the forces of nature in a way that harms others; those people are NOT witches. The central law of being a witch is: "if it harms none, do as you will." Please don't ask me about sacrificing cats or desecrating churches. I love my cats. And I don't go into churches or synagogues unless a friend from that religion invites me t

Accident
So most of you have probably heard of my recent car accident! Well i have an issue i need some advise on .(Remind you this was my first accident) When i went to check on my car at the body repair place the manager gave me a verbal estimate of about $7-8K, although his is invalid since he is not an authorized pro-shop through All State insurance(her insurance) so they send one of their own adjusters out there who left half the shit out that needs to be fixed, as well as the amount. It went from $7-8K to $2400.00! I may be dumb to how this all works, but something sounds messed up to me. I don't want my car back and then a couple months down the road or a year from now a bunch of shit goes wrong with it. What can/should i do? Can i get my own appraisal for the reapirs if i pay out my pocket? Please Help...or they are going to be giving me back a bucket insteady of my baby...lol

Been On My Mind
I've thought about writing this blog for a long time now. About a month ago or so I wrote a blog that I regret writing. I wrote it when I was hurt and pissed off. So I ended up saying things I didn't really mean. Unfortunately too many people read it before I took another look at it and deleted it. Some people knew who it was about, some didn't. The fact is the person I wrote it about...I'm still glad I was friends with them and got to know them. Despite what might be happening, what might happen and so forth...they were there for me a lot and I do appreciate it. One thing in life I've tried to do more often is admit when I'm wrong. Even though I'm just now writing this blog I've told people involved that I was sorry, even the person it was about I've said sorry to. And I truly meant it. There's more to this entire situation then anyone knows but that's where it's staying. The other things involved people don't really need to know. If people changed how they saw me...t

Mama...
Mama.... Mama, do you love me? Mama, do you even care? What did I do To make you disappear? Never in my life Have i ever needed you more Then I do now Mama, I cant stand this pain inside me The hurt you caused The nasty words you said The bruises on my skin The pain in my eyes That I hide The brutal hits But all the while I was loyal to you Through all of it... Mama, They tried to take us away But I acted like it never happened Mama, I lied for you Just so that I could stay... Mama, the years have passed by And my babies grow day by day My husband dies and you pulled away Even more When i needed you, needed your arms You were gone... Did you ever care about me? Did you ever give a shit? What did I do to deserve being HIT!? And my brother got treated like a prince? Why did I deserve dirt While he deserved Gold? Because you hated my father Because you were sixteen And I ruined your dreams by having me? I didnt ask to be born I didnt as

General Pagan Beliefs (not Set In Stone..depending On Pagan Tradition And Personal Practice)
Pagan/ Earth Religions belief, practice, and culture (Disclaimer: Ask 100 pagans "What are Pagan beliefs" and you will get 100 different answers. I write the following as a generalization of basic beliefs and cultural identity that many pagans follow. These are not set in stone. These are interpretations of the beliefs that pagans often have….but not always) 1.) Nature: Pagans recognize that the divine resides in all of nature…within and without. The divine is in every person, every tree, every plant, every animal, and every blade of grass. Pagans are very much aware of nature, and see the divine in the cycles of life that all living things must go through, such as birth and death. Most pagans are very ecologically sound and friendly, and try to live in ways that minimize the harm to the natural environment. 2.) Concepts of the divine: Pagans can be polytheistic (Belief in many Gods/Goddesses) or they can be monotheistic (belief in one God form, which is often seen as having b

Girls Vs Grown Women
GIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. GIRLS check you for not calling them. GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't. GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. GIRLS are afraid to be alone. GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. GIRLS make you come. GROWN WOMEN make you come home. GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends! GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. GROWN

Good Girl?
I don't think I have a peeve bigger than someone telling me or calling me a "good girl" a) I'm not a dog b) I'm not there to please you, so your opinion doesn't matter c) That sounds like something you say to a 5 year old...

My Favorite Quotes
These are just some random quotes that are my favorite. Comment or take the ones you like. Thanks and Enjoy! If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts! Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever You laugh because I'm different i laugh because you're all the same To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to lik

Found This On The Web...for Every Conspiracy Nut, Like Myself
History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are compos

Check Outmy Sexy Fu Owners
Hey all check out my sexy fu owners . The first one is dj foxy , the second is sexy b snatch the gonad slayer and the third is nitemares wife Playmate @ Forbidden INC .The fourth is Kerigirl4u Playmate @ Forbidden Inc. The newest one is M¥§†®ê§§ . make sure you show all of them lots of fu love . there are all sweethearts and the best friends anyone can have . so hit up there pages and rate , fan and add and bomb there pics . they deserve it . Thank you in advance . ÐJ fÖ×¥ ~ ÖWñÈR Öf RÈLÈñ†LÈ§§ RÄÐÌÖ ~ ÖWñÈÐ ß¥ ÐJ †ÄZMÄñ ~@ fubar ☠ SEXY B~ SNATCH THE GONAD SLAYER ☠~PROTECTED N FU OWNED by MY LOVER jit73 Enforcer@DDR@ fubar NitemaresWife/Playmate@Forbidden INC.@ fubar Kerigirl4you~Playmate@Forbidden/Exotic Dreams@ fubar M¥§†®ê§§ ~ Må®®ïêÐ ² §ñåkêMåñ ~ Fu-Owned by MyBrat@ fubar

To Good To Be True Naw Take A Peek
take a peek click away you wont regret it i swear !!!!!!!!! you know you wanna and i want you to lol wink he missed a few things lol a busy as he is no worries your name in mine for the month your midget on my page ill answer to your every request bids go to cash thers no end to my owner just ask lol???

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? bitchy 5. Your father? stubborn 6. Your favorite thing? thunderstorms 7. Your dream last night? scary 8. Your favorite drink? margarita 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? career 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? normal 16. Muffins? poppyseed 17. One of your wish list items? townhouse 18. Where you grew up? mound 19. The last thing you did? worked 20. What are you wearing? jammies 21. TV? plasma 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? works 24. Your life? okay 25. Your

One Word
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Side 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? Larua 5. Your father? Charles 6. Your favorite thing? Truck 7. Your dream last night? never 8. Your favorite drink? Dew 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Texas 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? liar 16. Muffins? banana 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Texas 19. The last thing you did? coffee 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? hardly 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? Hp 24. Your life? quiet 25. Your mood? tolerable 26. Missin

Men R Assholes!!
yes, i'm gonna just generalize and say all of yuns! why is it a trend to lead women on and get them head over heels and then say, "oh, i like our friendship, and who knows what the future holds, but i'm gonna go fuck an old friend of mine this week, sometime!" this is the most recent assholish thing done to me by a guy....but i've heard this one b4! i even did this the "right" way...i took my time, didn't jump into anything at all. i have spent countless hours talking to him, enjoying every minute! he plays the bass and numerous other instruments for me (i find this very entertaining and i love to watch ppl play)! he made me think, he challenged my opinions, he made me feel special...just to tell me that we r just friends! i can handle that part, that's what we've been for almost a year...but it's the part he's gonna go fuck someone else...then we'll quit talkin' bc he's moved on...there isn't much to do, other than sit back and see what he does, maybe it's a jealousy/cold-feet tactic.

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? richie 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? strong 5. Your father? stubborn 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? don't 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? success 10. The room you're in? den 11. Music? rap 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? wealthy 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? happy 16. Muffins? chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? iowa 19. The last thing you did? tv 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? RAW 22. Your pets? khia 23. Your computer? dell 24. Your life? bad 25. Your mood? annoyed 26. Missing so

This Is The Kind Of Fudick I'm Talking About...
All This Drama because I didn't want my webcam up.. my bf was on and got pissed..then I got pissed lol..I got called fat, said I never brush my teeth and I'm covered in acne.. what do u think I think its entertaining lmao Please Mess with him for me raleighfella: hiya cutie.. Cassie: heyyy raleighfella: you should just be able too plug your webcam in the usb port raleighfella: and then it should work,, raleighfella: try it raleighfella: then msg. me Cassie: hahahha I will later I gotta get some stuff done around the house I WILL talk to ya soon hun raleighfella: ok beauty raleighfella: nice too have met you today Cassie: you too hunie raleighfella: hiya raleighfella: .... raleighfella: whatcha up yoo cassie? Cassie: so why wont you talk to me without a webcam? raleighfella: much more enjoyable too see your friends smile raleighfella: when you chat? raleighfella: do you not have one? raleighfella: you havent answered many notes raleighfella

One Clear Momenet
I see you lookin' 'round searchin' for some good times girl Ain't no doubt about it, nothin' sweeter in this world forget the ringin' on your party line I'll be there in person and I'll be right on time Give me just one clear moment I can turn your head around All I need is one clear moment To get you back up off the ground I see you cryin' and I don't know why The way you look you should be flyin' high In that one clear moment Overheard you talkin' 'bout your lover walkin' out the door It's just the same sad story, you know we've heard it all before We've all been kicked we've all been pushed around I'll claim your heart back from the lost and found Give me just one clear moment I can turn your head around All I need is one clear moment To get your feet back up off the ground I hear you callin' for some sympathy I got the answer that can set you free In that one clear moment You're wonderin' how I'll make your grey skies blue I s

Come Check It Out...muahz
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? dying 2. Your significant other? lol 3. Your hair? up 4. Your mother? couch 5. Your father? prison 6. Your favorite thing? herb 7. Your dream last night? kitty 8. Your favorite drink? dew 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? Metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? hot 16. Muffins? butter 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? ohio 19. The last thing you did? dishes 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? wrestling 22. Your pets? kitty 23. Your computer? pos 24. Your life? hectic 25. Your mood? silly 26. Missing som

My Newest Rap Check It Out/leave A Comment
commin up in the midwest ,no need to impress but gangstas around here still rep their sets gang signs close to chest ,and the police dont come to my hood cuz its well understood bullets used chew thru they vest if they get balls enuff to test leave em a ugly mess no preachers to call when they fall so the ground remains unblessed gotta death wish there be one less, watch what names you drop when u get nabbed to confess cuz in the midwest still no need to impress gangsigns twisted up kissed and placed on the chest and here in the chi we just gettin by souless bastards leavin bodies left right where they lye dont worry about me im pledged in the streets so i,ll never die and i can,t be beat stay on my feet ......still the only limit is the sky throw gas lite bottles at cars of my enimies as they go drivin by so knowin this ask yourself is it really worth standin in my way of my only means to survive......in the midwest no reason 2 impress roll thru the hood get mad dogged by gangstas th

I Was Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Bed 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? up 4. Your mother? Sleep 5. Your father? UGH 6. Your favorite thing? Lex 7. Your dream last night?CRAZY 8. Your favorite drink? Beer 9. Your dream/goal? Model 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Love 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Skinny 16. Muffins? Food 17. One of your wish list items? Him 18. Where you grew up? Tonawanda 19. The last thing you did? Bake 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? Boring 22. Your pets? Nuts 23. Your computer? Love 24. Your life? Great 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing someone? Yes

I Am Yours
i am yours you have come for me there is nothing i could do. i am yours i run and you catch me i struggle and you bind me i try to get away and it is not possable i try to scarem and you stop me i am yours you have me for all eternity i try to get away from you and you being me back to you lair where i can not get away from you i am yours by kim McMindes

One Word......
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? hubby 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? young 5. Your father? WellLoved 6. Your favorite thing?sex 7. Your dream last night? (private) 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? always 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? elsewhere 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? skinny 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? sex 18. Where you grew up? midwest 19. The last thing you did? drove 20. What are you wearing? socks 21. TV? CSI 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? 17inch 24. Your life? busy 25. Your mood? sad 26.

What Is It That I Love?
What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

Winter Moonlight The Snow
Winter Moonlight The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words that then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, he decided to express his feelings, to keep her safe. He whispered softly, his words like music to her ears, "I Love You," and her response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I, love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray. A lovers' pact

You Are Friendly
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Your Tagged!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Nope 2. Your significant other? None 3. Your hair? Balding 4. Your mother? Alive 5. Your father? Alive 6. Your favorite thing? Computers 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Rum 9. Your dream/goal? Wealth 10. The room you're in? Bedroom 11. Music? Metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Mansion 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Athletic 16. Muffins? Plain 17. One of your wish list items? Nope 18. Where you grew up? SF 19. The last thing you did? Drive 20. What are you wearing? PJs 21. TV? Never 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? Custom 24. Your life? Stressful 25. Your mood? Tired 26. Missi

If I Could
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

You Ever???
Have you ever loved someone soo much that every moment without them you felt as if you were falling deeper into loneliness? Then all of a sudden you just hear their voice and instantly you are lifted above the clouds. Have you ever longed to feel the touch of there skin that it seemed as if you just had an amazing dream and had made them up in your imagination? then as fate would have it you recive a letter and can smell the essence of the illusion making them real again. Have you ever had continous spurts of the day where you are not able to get them off your mind as you see other lovers as doves courting one another while they hold hands and peck at one another with the sweetest of kisses, driving you insane? But then you look at the remnants of lipstick of your true loves lips pasted beautifully against an envelope for you to remember how sweet there lips will taste. Have you ever slept alone in the night to be awakened by the smallest of noises because you think it is th

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your significant other? lonely 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? lost 5. Your father? caring 6. Your favorite thing? sex 7. Your dream last night? killing 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? life 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? married 14. Where were you last night? ship 15. What you're not? lonely 16. Muffins? cholate 17. One of your wish list items? sex 18. Where you grew up? TN 19. The last thing you did? UH 20. What are you wearing? Boxers 21. TV? No 22. Your pets? Fish 23. Your computer? desktop 24. Your life? screwed 25. Your mood? choas 26. Missing s

Entrapment My Love
Entrapment My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With you for all eternity. Our hearts, always as one.

I Got Tagged :d
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? table 2. Your significant other? close 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? trying 5. Your father? great 6. Your favorite thing? kids 7. Your dream last night? weird 8. Your favorite drink? Jager 9. Your dream/goal? live 10. The room you're in? Living 11. Music? ♥ 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? home 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? strong 16. Muffins? ewwww 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Indiana 19. The last thing you did? cook 20. What are you wearing? black 21. TV? Reality 22. Your pets? Ozzy 23. Your computer? Nice :D 24. Your life? awesome 25. Your mood? happy 26.

A Special World
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong.

You Been Tagged
This is fun...try it out. Woohoo. let's have fun with this. Thanks Joanna.... You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hip 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? medium 4. Your mother? Mary 5. Your father? Mark 6. Your favorite thing? Tulips 7. Your dream last night? never 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? country 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Chicago 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? liar 16. Muffins? banana 17. One of your wish list items? happiness 18. Where you grew up? Texas 19. The last thing you did? coffee 20. What are you wearing? jeans 21. TV? hardly 22. Your pets? dogs

1 Comment
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? Michelle 3. Your hair? none 4. Your mother? Jean 5. Your father? Abe 6. Your favorite thing?Sex 7. Your dream last night? nonexistant 8. Your favorite drink? Coke 9. Your dream/goal?Fishing 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? most 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? California 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? pretty 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? Fishing 18. Where you grew up? California 19. The last thing you did? Fubar 20. What are you wearing? Pants 21. TV? whatever 22. Your pets? Dog 23. Your computer? Toshisba 24. Your life? Happy 25. Your mood

Uhmmm...
I can't even tell you how many times I get a following pick up line on here: "I wish you lived in (insert the name of the location), then we could (insert the action intended)". a) Sooo...I guess if I DID live in (***), I would have no other choice but to come over to your house and (***)? b) Isn't it a little pompous of you to assume that the only thing that prevents me from (***) with you is the proximity? c) By this thinking, I could be (***) with anyone within a 10 miles radius?

One
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? lap 2. Your significant other? far 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? heaven 5. Your father? heaven 6. Your favorite thing? life 7. Your dream last night? blushes 8. Your favorite drink? vodka 9. Your dream/goal? live 10. The room you're in? kitchen 11. Music? ALWAYS! 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? akive 14. Where were you last night? City 15. What you're not? strong 16. Muffins?nah 17. One of your wish list items? puppy 18. Where you grew up? chicago 19. The last thing you did? laugh 20. What are you wearing? black 21. TV? SEINFELD 22. Your pets? :( 23. Your computer? life! 24. Your life? awesome 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing s

Men Or Boy?
I make grown men cry and young boys want to be men. Why is it that older men tend to miss the boat? While young men get on the boat but don't know how to handle the boat/ship? Be the MAN (boy or old) and take sail to waters only guided by the stars in her eyes! Feel the wind (her whispering in your ear) navigate you to the place of calm and dangerous waters. The roaring waves (those deep muscles inside of me) that pull and tug you into my canal making you get stronger and full of Excitement to go further and deep! Your dripping sweat from your forehead drops on my mountains pointing straight up from your body motion against my body. How does this sailing story end... well.. tell me and maybe ... JUST MAYBE... you and I can complete the story in real life! The question is... will it be a boy who takes over the waters of pleasure or an older one that knows how to please a Lady with Respect and Wild times? Who is this Captain of this ship? Is there such a Captain o

Reflect
Sometimes we must reflect on who we are, who we were and who we want to be! I was a scared and lonely child, I had no hopes and believed that I deserved nothing in this world This world did not want nor need me Happiness and dreams were for the better people I spent so much of my life trying to be someone Someone who could be loved and accepted I tried to dream I tried to believe I found myself to be a strong person I thought I was finally whole I believed I had found happiness I was wanted Accepted Loved Then it all vanished I found myself lost A child again Frightened by the truth of who I am Today I am strong So strong that most never see I am fragile I want to be someone that can be loved I want to feel complete I want to know I am worthy I want to grow as a person I want to give and receive LOVE I know this is what every one wants But I believe I must have it to survive!

Tag
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? here 3. Your hair? curly 4. Your mother? dead 5. Your father? asshole 6. Your favorite thing? son 7. Your dream last night? dont know 8. Your favorite drink? dr.pepper 9. Your dream/goal? money 10. The room you're in? dining room 11. Music? R&b 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? With money 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? pissed 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? car 18. Where you grew up? salem 19. The last thing you did? clean 20. What are you wearing? night clothes 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? kitty's 23. Your computer? homemade 24. Your life? ok 25. Yo

Tag Your It
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? work 3. Your hair? Blonde 4. Your mother? Honest 5. Your father? asshole 6. Your favorite thing? son 7. Your dream last night? sexually 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? money 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? any 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? hmmm 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? pissed 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? motorcycle 18. Where you grew up? Myrtle Beach 19. The last thing you did? eat 20. What are you wearing? naked :) 21. TV? on 22. Your pets? pitts 23. Your computer? homemade 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? chill 26

Tagged
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? hand 2. Your significant other? hot 3. Your hair? short 4. Your mother? great 5. Your father? best 6. Your favorite thing? sleep 7. Your dream last night? fuzzy 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? peace 10. The room you're in? big 11. Music? loud 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? comfortable 14. Where were you last night? rack 15. What you're not? thin 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? April 18. Where you grew up? Hendersonville 19. The last thing you did? drove 20. What are you wearing? black 21. TV? none 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? escape 24. Your life? changing 25. Your mood? blah 26.

Moving Sux!
Ok so here is the deal...I was given 10 days notice to move.Seems my lease will not be renewed due to the owner wanting to move family into the house...I have looked at so many houses/apartments/condos/townhouses that my head is spinning...avg price here for 3/2 home is $1600 a month and most if not all want the same as a deposit and last months rent AND $250-300 as a pet deposit for my cat. So i am looking at like $5 fucking grand to move in...I'm fucking pissed 2 weeks before Christmas an not having the coin to move!I hate my life.

Tagged!!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Here 2. Your significant other? Mystery 3. Your hair? soft 4. Your mother? wanning 5. Your father? Hades 6. Your favorite thing? friends 7. Your dream last night? typical 8. Your favorite drink? margaritas 9. Your dream/goal? balance 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? spiritual 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? everywhere 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? stupid 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? travel 18. Where you grew up? Tulsa 19. The last thing you did? visit 20. What are you wearing? comfy 21. TV? noise 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? joy 24. Your life? changing 25. Your

Cheap Chinese
This is my variation of a restraunt favorite. I modified recipes I found online... BROCCOLI BEEF OVER NOODLES Three left over frozen broccoli flowerettes [small trees] cut into chunks using the whole thing one pound of beef cut into strips/cubes [we got a chuck steak for $4] 1 small package of left over duck sauce [about two tablespoons] 2 medium size cloves of garlic diced tiny Powered ginger [substituted for fresh root] Left over Merlot wine [about a two count pour] 1/3 cup water Splash of pick-a-pepper [should have used soy but didn't have any] 1/3 packette of dried peppers from pizza delivery Sprinkling of white gravy mix to [substitute for flour or cornstarch to thicken] Splash of peanut oil 3 packages of ramen beef noodles [but use two cups less water] While cutting up your beef, soak the strips completed in the sauce mixture *Cook everything but the noodles in a wok or hot skillet in the peanut oil *if your broccoli is still frozen

Tagged By Not Tellin.
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Desk 2. Your significant other? Sigh 3. Your hair? Red 4. Your mother? Ill 5. Your father? Dead 6. Your favorite thing? Candles 7. Your dream last night? Secret 8. Your favorite drink? Coke 9. Your dream/goal? Travel 10. The room you're in? Mine 11. Music? Matchbox 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Dunno 14. Where were you last night? Here 15. What you're not? Crazy 16. Muffins? Yum 17. One of your wish list items? Health 18. Where you grew up? Kentucky 19. The last thing you did? Grrr'ed 20. What are you wearing? Jammies 21. TV? No 22. Your pets? Gone 23. Your computer? New 24. Your life? Nice 25. Your mood? Frisky 26. Missing someon

Unconditional Love
You want to cry I can see it in your eye The pain and agony The hurt and anger The loss and disbelief You don't think you can heal You don't think anything is left You don't think I should bother Bother trying to make you live for love You don't know But it's my only reason to live It's why you've come to me Because you see it in my eyes You see that I know despair And that I am a haven safe within A safe place for you to fall into pieces I know that look in your eyes I feel the pain too The hopelessness and despair I too have hurt more than a heart can take I've let it go I've fallen bled and cried for you I've torn myself apart Destroyed my heart and soul I annihilated myself So I wouldn't feel Too spent to cry Too tired to hope Too scared to die You've come to me You want me to hurt you Some how you know, deep inside That I will not stop until you feel alive Until you've cried until you've screamed Until you've battered me with your pain Until w

Bisexuality
Bisexuality Defined: A person who is sexually attracted to and engages in sensual or sexual relationships with people of either sex. Just like me. Im a mother of three children and I lived as a married woman, in an open marriage. I believe that bisexuals are going un noticed or are being miss understood. We are neither gay or lesbian. We are not sex addicts or have to have sex with a man and woman at the same time. We just find both men and women equally attractive. The following articl is research ive done about BISEXUALITY! Some people believe that a person is born heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual (perhaps due to prenatal hormonal influences) and that their identity is inherent and unchangeable. Others believe that sexual orientation is due to socialization (e.g. imitating or rejecting parental models) or conscious choice (e.g. choosing lesbianism as part of a political feminist identity). Others believe that it has to do with all of the above. Because biological, soci

Grumble Grumble
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? somewhere 2. Your significant other? Far 3. Your hair? black 4. Your mother? looney 5. Your father? abusive 6. Your favorite thing? oreo 7. Your dream last night? death 8. Your favorite drink? dew 9. Your dream/goal? poi 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? utah 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? female 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? poi 18. Where you grew up? utah 19. The last thing you did? batman 20. What are you wearing? uniform 21. TV? batman 22. Your pets? Lunch 23. Your computer? lap 24. Your life? happy 25. Your mood? horny 26. Missing some

Let's Learn Spanish
1. Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat. 2. Mushroom When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. TEXAS My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. Herpes Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. July Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum I had 2 cars and my wife rectum! 8. Juarez One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?' 9. Chicken I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 10. Wheelchair We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair 11. Chick en win g My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing 12. Harassment My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassm

Damned Tagging Tharna
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? Far 3. Your hair? fluffy 4. Your mother? sleeping 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? Amy 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? juice 9. Your dream/goal? immortality 10. The room you're in? office 11. Music? metal 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? america 14. Where were you last night? bed 15. What you're not? smart 16. Muffins? yummy 17. One of your wish list items? jet 18. Where you grew up? London 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? clothing 21. TV? comedy 22. Your pets? cat 23. Your computer? shite 24. Your life? boring 25. Your mood? lazy 26. Missing

Pig Fucking Bastards!
TAG YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by: 1. babysatan 2. Poi Two things you are wearing right now: 1. shirt 2. pants Two of your favorite things to do: 1. sleep 2. Poi Two favorite pets you have had/have: 1. Herman 2. Lunch Two people who will answer this 1. Nobody 2. Nobody Two things you ate today: 1. microwave burritos 2. oreos Two people you last talked to: 1. Poi 2. Jamie Plans you have for tomorrow: 1. work 2. talk to poi Two longest car rides: 1. Gillette to Salt Lake 2. Salt Lake to Gillete Two favorite holidays: 1. March 8th 2. Election day Two favorite beverages: 1. Mountain Dew 2. Vodka Two TV shows you enjoy: 1. Um.... 2. Uh...

30 Years
in my last 30 years ive been a jerk or worse..granted ive had a lot of fun in my younger years..the parties the tokein the friends... the GURRLS...in my last 30 years ive thought i found tru love at times but was wrong EVERY single time......except once... the most recent one..shes given me the best times of my life.. and the worlds most PERFECT lil boy..but what do ya expect a perfect child from a perfect lady...but in the end of my last 30 years.. my jerk half has shown BRIGHT and im not proud of that...my last 30 years has not bed somethin to brag of with the exception of them coming into my life..and with how ive acted .. IM NOT PROUD OF MY LAST 30 YEARS..... my next 30 years is gonna be spent TRYING to make up for my ways... trying to be the best father and husband i can be..cause my son deserves NOTHING less than the BEST...same goes for my wife.. they deserve the best cause they are the best..and in my nxt 30 years i know ill NEVER be able to give them HALF of what they dese

Hehe
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Roughdoggy Intense. Submissive... And just a tad bit painful.You don't mind bending over to get porked -As long as you're getting pulled and forked. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com

I Felt Like I Was On Cops!
People need to learn not to mess with the Oak Lawn Police. You know they're bad when Chicago Cops talk about how nuts they are. This happened on my way home tonight. On 95th and Cicero there is a car dealership. In the right lane (3 lanes west and east) are two squads with their bubbles going. The bus moves to the middle lane to get around the cops; squad #1 leaves, leaving squad #2 with officer on the sidewalk. Well this stupid a$$ muthaf*cker who apparently thought he was someone special - drives up onto to the sidewalk barely missing the cop standing there and continue on his merry way as if nothing happened! Can we say DUH!? If he got a quarter of a block before squad #1 blocked him off from the front, he was lucky. Here comes squad #2 pulling up behind him. And lookie here...squad #3 appears out of no where to block him off from the side! Can we say someone won't be home tonight for dinner?! LMAO

Damned Stacie
TAG YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by: 1. Lewis 2. Mad Person Two things you are wearing right now: 1. T-shirt 2. Shorts Two of your favorite things to do: 1. Make Amy Blush :D 2. Sleep Two favorite pets you have had/have: 1. Yellow (first cat) 2. Pebble (Second Cat) Two people who will answer this 1. some 2. one Two things you ate today: 1. Egg and bacon Sandwiches. yum 2. bourbon biscuits. double yum Two people you last talked to: 1. Mother 2. Boss at work in r/l anyways Plans you have for tomorrow: 1. work 2. f*ck all Two longest car rides: 1. london to blackpool 2. london to hastings Two favorite holidays: 1. Christmas 2. new years (none really) Two favorite beverages: 1. apple juice 2. water Two TV shows you enjoy: 1. Two and a Half Men 2. Simpsons

Washing Machine On The Fritz
I'm really pissed off right now. I called the office today about my washer being on the fritz. I called at 9:30am. I left for work at 2:45pm and no one had come. When I got home at 6pm there was a note in my door jam. It said that the washer was working now, but someone from GE would be here Wednesday afternoon to take a look at it. Well, first of all, does that mean I have to be here? Because I work every afternoon. The people that run this apartment complex are a bunch of fucktards. Well I, like an idiot, think I can do some laundry. I don't need to do laundry, but the basket is getting full. I do my first load and no issues. Then I go to wash the second load and it quits working at the spin cycle yet again. I don't understand how a brand new washer can work once load and then the very next load it conks out. Are there an repairmen/women out there that have any idea about what I'm talking about and can help me out here. I have a load of white clothes just sitting in soapy water

R.i.p My Brother Dimebag
While the majority of acclaimed hard rock guitarists of the early '90s focused primarily on songwriting rather than shredding away, there were a few exceptions to the rule, like Pantera's Dimebag Darrell. Born Darrell Lance Abbott on August 20, 1966 in Dallas, Texas, Darrell was born into a musical family, as his father, Jerry Abbott, was a country & western songwriter and producer. It wasn't long before Darrell became more interested in hard rock/heavy metal, especially upon his discovery of the masked quartet Kiss, and their guitarist, Ace Frehley. Darrell soon became serious about guitar playing, and he entered in local guitar talent competitions, which resulted in his winning an instrument that he would eventually become closely associated with, the Dean ML (a cross between a Flying V and an Explorer). By the early ' 80s, Darrell (who was going by the name Diamond Darrell), had co-formed Pantera, along with his brother, drummer Vinnie Paul and bassist Rex Brown (then known as Rex

This Is A Saying Found By A Firefighter And It's So True For So Many Of Them
"When a person becomes a Firefighter, their greates act of bravery has been accomplished. What they do after that is all in the line of work-Edward F. Croker"

Music
Music. Its amazing how those 4 or 5 minutes can seem like an eternity, filling up your mind and soul, making all your senses take in harmonies, melodies, rhythms. How certain combinations of all of these make perfect sense in your mind, trigger all sorts of emotions, unlock your heart.

That Time Of Year
Yep, that time of year. The constant questions, what do you want, I don't know what to get you etc. And to be honest, I don't really want anything. Partly because I actually don't, other than one or two cds perhaps. But mostly because I'm going to have very little money to get anyone anything. I know that's not the point, but it just doesn't feel right.

Justin's Win Over Willard Hvywgt
Britt defeats McMullin, wins at Neosho Dec 8, 2008 NEOSHO — Justin Britt defended his No. 1 heavy weight ranking by winning the heavy weight division and the Lebanon wrestling team continued its strong start to the 2008-2009 season on Saturday at the 22nd Annual Neosho Tournament. Britt defeated the No. 1 ranked heavy weight in Class 3, Willard senior Chris McMullin in the championship match on Saturday. It is the second consecutive season Britt has defeated the two-time state champion. Britt handed McMullin his only loss of the season last year. After opening the season on Dec. 2 with a win over Jefferson City (37-25), Lebanon placed second at Neosho. Neosho, ranked No. 3 ranked team in Missouri Class 3 by missouriwrestling.com, won the tournament for the second consecutive season. Tyler Zimmerman (140 pounds) and Kody Tipton (171) were also champions. Lebanon will next compete on Thursday at Joplin.

Well
1. Your Name: 2. Age : 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29.

Second Opinion
SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion."

Number Two Try
free to run i am free to run i run though the forest i am free to do all i want, to run though the streets. i am free to run i am free to run to you. Free to do all i want, free to run to whomever i want, where ever i want. i am free to run i am free to run to you whom will consume me by kim mcmindes

Love Poems
SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE! Women's Love Poem; Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem; I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Elderly Abuse
I never understood elderly abuse, how someone could want to hurt an old person; however recent events in my life have brought me to an understanding of how someone could at least want to do it. I recently started taking care of my 90 year old Great Great Aunt (my Great Grandmothers sister). She is 90, over weight, diabetic & most days a whiny, emo, caculated and cruel old bitch. She has a 70 percent hearing loss and the onset of severe memory loss - she doesn't eat , has a biting dog and refuses her medication (she claims it is poison). Her behavior is none less then reflection of my two year olds' temper tantrums. She acts completely helpless when it is convenient for her and she She lies or creates fantasies in her own mind.. I hear her talking on the phone saying that I poison her and don't feed her. I just want to scream. I buy 300$ worth of groceries and put them in the house only to hear her complain because there is not enough chocolate milk in the house and that's all she w

Ultimate Insult
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot." The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Dono Why
why is it that i feel all alone. i dont understand. am i that bad that all my friends bail on me until they need something. i know i work alot but i still try to make time. soemtimes i just wana go sit in a corner and cry.wats worse is i have someone wonderful in my life and yet i cant seem to keep the loneliness away. maybe its the distance between us but i dono. i dono whats so bad about me that even my family dont wana see me alot of the time. am i seriously that bad.maybe im just goin insane. i wish someone would rescuse me from this hell. he knows who he is too. whats worse is i asked my friends that if i moved away if they would come see me and they told me no. i would drop anything at the tip of a hat to help them or even road trip to see them but they wouldnt even take the time to see me. maybe im not that important to anymore?

Lets Get Her To Oracle!!
PebblesinAz needs our help!! She is only 1.8 million points away from becoming our next oracle!! Give her one of these: and you will be spoiled beyond belief!! She is paying for your 11's! Saluting ya for bling! Don't let this face down... Make PebblesinAz our next Oracle!!!

Damn, Mumm Expired...stupid Work!
Hello ♥'s, The den meeting; Ok, thanks to you all I've decided. We're going to make Q~tip snowflakes. If I get busted for too much glitter on the carpet... IT'S YOUR DAMN FAULT! *glares at you* For those of you that voted for FEED THE BIRDS! don't fret...we'll be doing that craft at January's meeting. Thanks again... YOU FUCKING ROCK! ♥ Postal

Slipping Through Time
As the Star's shine above my head, The Rain falling like a Crystal chandelier, The darkness closes in around my soul, Silky dream's manifest like magic. The floor beneath doesn't seem there, I'm treading on blue water creating ripples, The moon's glow bouncing a subtle reflection, What tale's it talk's, I do not know. The faery's fly with the glowfly's, The mushrooms hides under there cap's, The tree's whisper soft silent prayers, As another leaf fall's upon the sacred earth. I could walk forever through glades of green, Through window's coated with a layer of frost, Watching the world pass by in drove's, My eye's open to the wonder ahead & behind. Things we've seen, Things we've held, Sand slipping through time & time again, Building another desert of wonder, The pyramids rise, Stones of strength. The cats walk forth from the altar, There beady glass eye's on my shoulder, As the shaman's bring forth there sacrafice, Blood, Wine & water sparkling in the

Next Saturday, Im Officially A Eiu Alumni
This is it, last week of regular classes...then finals week and then the big day, December 20th where i will receive my bachelors in Broadcasting and then its off to the real world. Wow, college went by so quick

Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. This is from newshound Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!' I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in

Sit On My Lap And Let's Talk.....
...about what you want for Christmas! (I know what you were thinking...pervs!) So, take a seat on my Wishlist Train and tell me what you Fu Want for Christmas! (or any Winter Holiday you celebrate for that matter!) Who knows...some wishes may come true! Whether it be to level, to rank, or to have a blast or an Auto 11's! Be sure to Rate/Fan and Add each and every person on the list to be placed on it as well. Private Message me when you are done and tell me what you want for Christmas and I will get you added to join the fun! THEN, I challenge each of my friends to help make the others wishes come true! You all know mine, I WANT TO ORACLE! AND I DID! So instead just give me a Christmas Kiss!

Gone
When you're gone Who'll remember your name Did you change the world Or did it remain the same. Did you ever make an impact Or put a smile on someone's face Did you try to shed light on things Or leave darkness in its place. To leave this world And have no one remember me Makes my heart feel barron Ar far as my soul can see.

Rudolph's Mistfit Toys Train Tags
Rudolph's Misfit Toys Train Tags for new riders joining December 8, 2008 and on With the economy the way it is and the Holiday Season among us I have chosen to drop my VIP to put the money towards other much needed things. With that being said, I will be posting all new train tags in a separate blog entry with the train for new riders to right click on their tag and save to their PC to upload to their account for use. alabamafirefly CrazyMama45 MscFrk The link to join the train if you wish is just below: Train Blog

Queens 2yr Fu-versary
HEY Everyone...BADA BING Having A Party To Celebrate Our Beloved QUEEN'S 2yr Fu-versary Tonight Starting @ 9pm est! The Night Is All About Her. She Has Dome So Much For All Of Us-So Now It's Our Turn To Do Something Special For Her. DJ Bounty Start Off The Show @ 9pm est. So Come On In And Celebrate With Us With AWESOME Tunes,Drinks And GREAT Friends. We Have A Few SuPrises And Treats In Store For Her But Can't Say Them Here...LOL...So Whatcha Waitin For? Click The Pic Below And You're There...It's An Offer You Can't Refuse And Dont Wanna Resist! CLICK Any Pic .. Its an OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!

Sad, Sad News.
Ok, so in continuation of the many blogs about my sister and how she ruined her and her kids' lives.. Today was supposed to be the day my sister went in to court to try to get custody of her kids back from CPS. Instead she went on a crack binge and then OD'd on xanax and blood pressure pills and she is in the hospital on 72 hour suicide watch now. The judge was pissed and said Her one son goes to his grandparents on his dads side, Her other son goes to his dad, and her newest daughter (the one with brain damamge; see previous blog)goes to her dad's parents My crackhead good for nothing sister fucked up all that too when she called and talked a whole bunch of shit about Renee (her twin) and now they won't give her custody of the kids. Oh and Tom can have Kylie (Who is with his parents) back after he gets and keeps a place for 3 months and stays clean so basically Nancy (Tom's mom) has Kylie cuz Tom can't do it, he's never had his own place. I am so overwhelmed

Ehh Rating
I dont understand how selfish people are on here! A lot of people beg and beg for rates.. especially those that are higher levels and have VIPS etc... If i am able to i always go rate someone back. Obviously sometimes everything goes so fast through my bartab (and through the see all) that i cant catch everyone.. especially if i have auto 11s etc... but 99% of the time, if i go on someones page i will rate them. What makes me soooo mad are those that I rate 11s.. usually i just randomly rate people going across the screen or in the bored section because everyone deserves a little love. But why come back to my page to check me out.. and not rate me back! especially if i give you an 11.. an 11 is worth what.. 40 something points..if you give me a 10 back thats shit compared to an 11 but its definitely better then just coming looking at me and leaving!!! It irritated me particularly today because this "the originally ponyboy" who is even on my friends list! has a vip and is

Bamboozled
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your significant other? Is he significant? 3. Your hair? Exploded 4. Your mother? Mom 5. Your father? Living 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? Warm 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Goal? 10. The room you're in? Dinning 11. Music? Dance 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? Normal 16. Muffins? Chocolate 17. One of your wish list items? Health 18. Where you grew up? Shamokin 19. The last thing you did? Cooked 20. What are you wearing? Jeans 21. TV? Boring 22. Your pets? None 23. Your com

12 Naughty Days
On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A blow job before my cup of tea, On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, A face full of pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, Herself wearing just a purple bow, A face full of pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the sixth day of Christmas My true love gave to me, A night of fucking with her and a tasty blonde, Herself wearing just a purple bow, A face full of plenty pussy, Three Viagra pills, Two nipple rings, And a blow job before my cup of tea, On the seventh day of Christmas My true lo

Tagged By Sweet Judy
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? nonexistent 2. Your significant other? Eugene 3. Your hair? Growing 4. Your mother? dead 5. Your father? donor 6. Your favorite thing? love 7. Your dream last night? scary 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? peace 10. The room you're in? computer 11. Music? lots 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? alive 14. Where were you last night? sleeping 15. What you're not? selfish 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? Brooklyn 19. The last thing you did? sneezed 20. What are you wearing? skin 21. TV? some 22. Your pets? loved 23. Your computer? working 24. Your life? interesting 25. You

Nuts!!!
Today as per usual I was mumming. I was having a joke with a friend about haveing a cock which tasted of chill and cheese. She called me a freak, I accept that. Said friend then received a message from somebody in the mumm, stating that she got it right and that I was a whack job. Am I ????? I sure do hope so.

Group Sex
...or not... This guy has been staying at the hotel I work at for at least a year on and off. He stays for business, and I have seen him millions of times in the mornings. He has always been really reserved, and our interaction have been the regular "morning, have a great day" "morning, you too" Yesterday he asked me about the weather, and when I was looking it up, he went: "oh, I didnt see your ring; did you just get married" me: "no, I've been married for over 3 yrs now" That triggered an hour long convo about marriage, how he has been married very successfully for 20 yrs, kids, etc. He kept asking me questions and telling about his son and his life. Then he told about the fact that he is half Ukrainian. He kept coming up to the FD to chit chat a bit, and before leaving, he came, extended his hand, and said that he never introduced himself. A really nice guy, but it was so strange that I have seen him for over a year at the hotel, and he was really brief and ne