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What If The One Who Broke Your Heart Is The Only One Who Can Fix It?
Thoughts from a person who admits he messed up, and will never be the same. Recently I have done something that I thought I would never ever do. I have lied about how I got to where I am at, and I have done the worst by cheating on the love of my life. I realize the I have quite possibly, if not totally lost her for good. I have decided to continue to try to get on my feet, get me a place so that I can get out of the shelter where I am currently, continue with my counselors for my depression, bipolar, anxiety and seizures. I may have had some doors close on me, but when one door closes another one opens. I am not going to give up on life because I am worth it. Life is worth living. Yes we all get hurt, and even scarred so bad that it can be really hard and almost impossible to heal, but that's what time is there for. To heal all wounds, forgive but never forget. What do you do if the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it? We are all not perfect and I am no saint or

Just A Little About Me...
Hello everyone =) My name is Sasha, i'm 19, and i'm from Mechanicsburg, PA. I currently live w/ one of my older brothers, and my mother. Plus our 4 cats (oldest to youngest) Mitzi, Mimi, Punky, and the newest of the bunch, my little kitten Smokers. I love to have a good time indoors and out. I love sports (football, hockey, baseball, rugby, anything that is a "contact" sport) I've been playing MGSA softball for 14years now as a 3rd base-girl. I love animals (especially the Wolf) and I enjoy every minute i have with my pets (or "family" as i call them) I am currently working towards becoming a carpenter (or if someone wants to hire me as their secretary that works as well!) I have 5 tattoos (left thigh, back, wrists and chest), and nine piercings (ears, eyebrow, tongue, nips) If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

My Feelings
I don't think I should ever feel sorry for being myself, a passionate and intense person, although there are a whole lot of pros and cons surrounding it or me. More importantly, I shouldn't even have to apologize for expressing myself or being totally upfront about what I think and how I feel. I prefer things to be point-blank, no guessing games. I don't like wasting my time trying hard to figure out a person or something when all I need is just a bit of honesty from the other person. Things are simpler that way and no playing merry-go-round. There are parts of my life that I said on front page that I did not wish to disclose here that this was place for me to have fun.Lets answer some questions now.Yes I appear in videos,yes I have a website that is a pay site to view.I will not go any further on that.This page is for me now leave that at the door.If I feel good about telling you I will.I will not be pressured.I told upfront I did these things and now people would like to know where.

1984 May Not Arrive On Time, But There's Always 1985
I created one of the characters in my National Novel Writing Month winning-story “Litany” on this day twenty-three years ago. You should understand before I introduce Zephyr that “Litany” is the third story set in what I now call the Proverse to distinguish it from a team of villains called the Converse who appear in the story, sort of an evil version of my main team the Superstars. The main focus of the story is on Gadgetmaster, one of the Superstars who’s kidnapped after a battle by the Converse and replaced with one of their members whose appearance and abilities mirror his own. As the story’s being told – from both Gadgetmaster’s perspective as well as his double’s – it gets harder and harder for his teammates and friends to tell them apart. It gets harder for Gadgetmaster to see he’s supposed to be a hero, not a vengeance-seeking maniac, particularly after the double murders one of his teammates. But read for more info … To be able to create your own fictional world; it’s

Auto 11's On
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Blah Blah Effin Blah Lol
Did you & your most recent ex have an amazing relationship? it was ok, wish it was better Do you know a kid named David? years ago, i knew 2...... right now one is a marine the other, is a rent a cop Have you ever kissed someone with braces? yeah and my weiner paid the price *cowers in fear* Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say? that would depend on the ex, some are welcome, others get roundhouse kicked in the head. Is anything wrong with your eyes? yeah, too much porn, its a guy thing...... Do you have a best friend? 2 best friends, 3 or 4 in the next tier, then everyone else How many pillows do you sleep with? 5 Has anyone ever sang to you? happy birthday count? lol Would you ever get back with your ex if they asked?.. no, im over all my exes What are you drinking right now? MOUNTAIN DEW....... OF COURSE :D What color shirt are you wearing? grey hoodie Do you like cuddling? always Missing someone? every chance i get

Born...
Born bruised and broken A Demi-god in your gutter Snow white smile Sorry I'm failing Fucked up and different Living disaster Ticking timebomb heart The more I bleed the less you feel Use my fear to empower your hate Bury and bludgeon me Slowly changing Kill or be killed Re-arrange me inside and out Let me help you see your end Burn bleeding and blind...

Copycat
Ask me a question, any question. I'll answer it truthfully and ask you a question..it can get quite amusing. Thoughtful questions, humorous questions, technical questions..anything. Something you have always wondered about me, something you want a true answer to but never thought I would answer honestly, something that has nothing to do with me that you have always been curious about...anything. Shoot away. Thanks Van & Tony... Not really thanks, but you know...

Friends And Family
TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I AM DELETING MY PROFILE TOMORROW THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A WAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME OK.....TO EVERYONE ELSE HAVE A FUN TIME HERE ON FUBAR......GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS

Alil Venting
well im just starting to get into college i have financial aid but i still have to pay. CCRI $129 and i need books so that $184 so i need $313 by January, and my work sucks ass. Burger King isn't giving me much hours so im gonna have to find another job or something, caues i really wanted to back to school. Im glad i got my Licence but it sucks i have no car. As much as i hate being single sumtimes i think im better off. dont wanna get hurt anymore i know it not a good way to feel caues closeing my self up but really no one but to me i dont think im really doing that and yeah i guess im picky about who i wanna date im just sick of the guys that only want one thing even know right now that sounds good but in not like that its either a relationship or nothing at all. but i want sumone thats gonna love me for me and really want to be with me and all that stuff. someone new someone that into the same things im in. oks well i blahed enough lol

South Miami : Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge (panorama)
This is the view from the Rickenbacker Causeway Bridge, viewing North I believe :) Went out this way to do a shoot. Heres a Panorama view of it :D Total of 15 shots put together as One!

So Fresh So Clean
Big Boi And Dre Present... So Fresh, So Clean Chorus: Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dresses so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean (So fresh and so clean clean) (Big Boi) Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo's And El Dorado's I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo So follow it's your time at the Apollo Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a ho in a leopard-print Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU We do hey you And might do some cake too But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make Cause Chorus (Andre 3000) Canary yellow seven house of business on display My

The 411
So it's coming out that my "ex" fiancee is one of the biggest liars here on fubar...he gets banned from lounges, deletes his account and then starts a new one so he can still be in the lounges as well as own one. His RL GF of the past 6 months is trying to get ahold of him cause he stole $200 and left her stranded with her 3 kids (sound familiar? except I wasn't dumb enough to give him money nor have I received any despite what he tells people)...his pictures are fake and he keeps getting people to buy him a VIP so he won't have to post a salute...beware ladies of the Pathological Liar Allan...he is not who he says he is...he does not ride for the PBR or the PRCA nor does he own a ranch or land or anything...his son is Pennsylvania and he's not allowed any contact with him at all...I just want to warn you about this loser who will try to get money out of you or tell you lies and then leave you stranded hundreds of miles away from home. I learned my lesson...now let's warn the other

The Devil & Golf..
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, 'Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?' Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, t he golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, 'Sure,' and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, 'Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.' The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, 'Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?' Shrugging, the golfer replies, 'Okay.' And he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, 'Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?' 'Definitely,' the golfer replies, and he make

Life Savers‏
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.......................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange................Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. 'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes

Installing Husband Software
((thank you Hypes this is wonderful lol)) Installing a Husband Software Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that appl

My Tribute....to My Dad
Sunday will be my 47th birthday... I was born December 7, 1961. It wasnt just MY day though, because I was born on my father's 26th birthday. What a present huh??? Poor guy!!! Always got the same thing for his birthday every year after that... - ME! LOL! From the moment I opened my eyes...and saw my Dad...he was my Hero!!! Throughout my whole life, he served as the greatest example of a man that God could have ever given me. Most people are taught love, compassion, selflessness, empathy, and all the "emotional" attributes normally instilled by their nurturing mothers... Not me. Mine was instilled in me by my Dad. We shared our birthday together every single year for 44 years. I loved sharing mine with him...and he loved sharing his with me. It was most special. It was a "routine" on our birthday for one or the other to race to the phone to be the first one to call the other to sing "Happy Birthday". As soon as one would hear the o

Working Country
We have satellite radio at work. While we're counting by fives and feeding addictions, we usually move along to the beats of good classic rock... Peter Frampton, The Doors, Janis, Jimi, Zeppellin...even Steve Miller...Pink Floyd. Oh, I'm in classics heaven all day long. Not this week. This week...it's country. Country?!? How could this be, I ask? Yes, I know we're in Georgia, but no, no, no... Every song is about cheating or love or not having love or maybe beer. yeah, there's a few dealing with beer, i think. Mostly, it's just heartache of one form or another and for country musicians, everything=heartache...it seems. If this keeps up, I'll need to start on Prozac, for sure. That or break the fucking satellite reciever when no one's looking. "She's not the cheating kind" is reverberating in the room right now. Save me.

Ddr Birthday Party!
Dirty Deeds Radio ~ 1 Year Birthday Yes, you heard right... DDR is One Year Old!!! Instead of receiving presents, We are giving away presents!!! Thursday, December 4th All Day & All Night Come party with us and receive one of the many door prizes we will be giving away all day long.

How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity‏
1. At lunch lime, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream: 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,

Thank - You Barb
I want to say a HUGE 'thank you' to Barb for giving me my first Auto 11 in a bid to get me to Godmother by my birthday - December 15th. Barb you are a lovely, kind person and i am honoured and blessed to have your friendship. Please stop by and show this lady lots of love, she deserves it! ♥ ۞~ஐ~Barb~ஐ~۞♥@ fubar I would also like to thank Mary aka SimplyMe~Okiegirl for making my Auto 11 tag. Thanks so much Mary you are a good friend and a kind person. Please stop by Mary and give her lots of love too ~ she has auto 11's activated!! ♥SIMPLY ME♥ OKIEGIRL@ fubar I will be activating my Auto 11 around 9pm UK time and i will be using my Auto 11 tag as my profile pic so you know that i have activated it lol. Please stop by and help me level, show me lots and lots of love so that my lovely friend Barb hasn't wasted her money. I will return all love given ~ please private message me if you would like the love returned :o) so

For All My True Friends
I know this is a long one, but please watch all of it and read the little messages in it as well.. This is for all my friends even the ones not pictured here.. Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com

What Real Men Do.......
What a real man would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four

Imagine - John Lennon
Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one

Godfathering
Yessterday I was fortunate enough to be leveled to Godfather with the help and love of some of the nicest people on fu or in life. I will do a bulletin to thank everyone so you can show them love. In the meantime, special thanks to Ashlea for her bulletin, wow, that was awesome. Mark, Renee, Callie, Sweet Irish Princess, Sassy4me, Miss Honeypie, Meghan, Sexy Qballs Wife, Pebbles and Pink all helped me so much by rating my pics and getting others to help out. You are all amazing and I am lucky to know all of you.

My First Christmas In Heaven...
Hey Ya'll, Ho Ho Ho....Happy Holidays To All !!! I Hope everyone has an awesome Holiday this year....I know some of us have lost family members and friends this year, and well....here is a little something that I hope will help someone or maybe several people, make it through the Holidays a little better.... Just take it as a message from above and feel blessed over the Holidays... Feel free to pass this along, as I do this each year, in hopes it will help someone as it helped me... My First Christmas In Heaven I see countless Christmas trees, Around the world below. With tiny lights, like Heaven's stars, Reflecting on the snow. Please wipe away the tear. For I am spending Christmas, With Jesus Christ this year. I hear the many Christmas songs,That people hold o dear. But the sounds of music can't compare, With the Christmas choir up here. I have no words to tell you, I see the pain inside your heart. But I am not so far away,

The Meaning Of Christmas
THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS SILENT NIGHT, OH HOLY NIGHT IT MUST HAVE BEEN A GLORIOUS SIGHT SO, THE PROMISE WAS FULFILLED; SAID THE THE THREE WISE MEN. NO MATTER HOW OFTEN I HEAR THE STORY, I LIKE TO HEAR IT AGAIN. SOME TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO, ON THAT CHRISTMAS MORN. THE GREATEST GIFT GOD COULD GIVE US WAS BORN. OH, HOW IT TROUBLES ME SO, TO HEAR OF KILLINGS AND A DEATH IN A DEPARTMENT STORE. THAT'S, NOT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT YOU CAN BE SURE. CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT BUYING, IT'S ABOUT GIVING, THAT'S WHAT I BELIEVE. WE'VE ALREADY GOTTEN THE GREATEST GIFT WE CAN EVER RECEIVE. THE PERFECT CHILD WAS SENT DOWN TO SAVE US. THAT IS, THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS CHRIS

I Never Loved A Man :
Lyrics to I Never Loved A Man : You're a no good heart breaker You're a liar and you're a cheat And I don't know why I let you do these things to me My friends keep telling me That you ain't no good But oh, they don't know That I'd leave you if I could I guess I'm uptight And I'm stuck like glue Cause I ain't never I ain't never, I ain't never, no, no (loved a man) (The way that I, I love you) Some time ago I thought You had run out of fools But I was so wrong You got one that you'll never lose The way you treat me is a shame How could ya hurt me so bad Baby, you know that I'm the best thing That you ever had Kiss me once again Don'cha never, never say that we we're through Cause I ain't never Never, Never, no, no (loved a man) (The way that I, I love you) I can't sleep at night And I can't even fight I guess I'll never be free Since you got, your hooks, in me Whoa, oh, oh Yeah! Yeah! I ain't never loved a man I ain't never loved a man, baby

It's A Mad Dash....
Procrastination gets you NOWHERE. I am now in a mad dash to find the Wall-E U-Command R/C thingy for my son. Ffs, it's one of the few things he's actually ASKED for, and I can't find it ANYWHERE. Had them call stores within an hour in every direction from me. *grumbles* Son of a b*tch.

L0rd Give Me A Sign
Yeah..Uh In the name of Jesus (that's right) No weapon formed against me shall prosper (preach) And every tongue that shall rise against me in judgment thou shalt condemn (preach) (Lord give me a sign) For this is the heritage of the servants of the Lord (preach) And their righteousness is of me, saith the Lord. (preach) Amen [Verse 1] Lord Give me a Sign! I really need to talk to you Lord Since the last time we talked the work has been hard Now I know you haven't left me But I feel like I'm alone I'm a big boy now but I'm still not grown And I'm still going through it Pain and the hurt Soaking up trouble like rain in the dirt And I know! Only I can stop the rain Wit just the mention of my saviors name IN THE NAME OF JESUS! Devil I rebuke you for what I go through And trying make me do what I used to But all that stops right here As long as the Lords in my life I will have no fear I will know no pain from the light to the dark I will show no shame spit

Biological Terror Attack Likely By 2013, Panel Says
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Terrorists are likely to use a weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world in the next five years, a blue-ribbon panel assembled by Congress has concluded. Police watch over travelers at New York's Grand Central Terminal before Thanksgiving. They are more likely to use a biological weapon than a nuclear one -- and the results could be devastating, the chairman of the commission told CNN. "The consequences of a biological attack are almost beyond comprehension. It would be 9/11 times 10 or a hundred in terms of the number of people who would be killed," former Sen. Bob Graham said. He cited the flu virus that killed millions of people in 1918 as an example. "Today it is still in the laboratory, but if it should get out and into the hands of scientists who knew how to use it for a violent purpose, we could have multiple times the 40 million people who were killed 100 years ago," he said. The U.S. government "needs to move more aggressively

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Back From The Void
those of you who know me know that i tend to fall off the face of the earth occasionally. it happened again a few weeks ago. i've been in dallas most of the time over the last month. i swear the project that i'm working on there will be the death of me. anyway, i'm back. i may not be as active here as i have been in the past because my time away from the office has resulted in a mountain of work that i need to get caught up on. fun times...

Zz-top
When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head The first thing you do when you get up out of bed Is hit that street a-runnin' and try to meet the masses And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah I spot a little thing and I followed her all night In a funky pair of levis and her sweater's kind of tight She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Now go out and get yourself some big black frames With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes Rhinestone shades and cheap sunglasses Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Thinking
A few years ago, I met a fabulous man. He was a man that I was drawn to immediately. He made me laugh, made me smile and we generally got along quite well. I knew, or at least felt that there was an attraction there. And for the first time, it did not feel as if it were an attraction just on my side. As with everything in my life, there are issues and drama. Love my drama filled life. However, this man was different. Or I felt he was. He, of course, was not someone that was local, or at least to me. So, after several days....he leaves. And then, he is back. After expecting not to see him, he is back. But, of course, he is not from around here, so, he leaves again. Someone that I had become very close to, in such a short amount of time, waltzes back into my life, only to depart again. As I said, he was different. I figured, at first, when he left the second time, I would never see nor talk to again. I was wrong...for awhile. There has been talk about the

Beautiful Imperfection
Sometimes we see ourselves as so broken and flawed that we feel no one could or should love us, and it isn't fair to bring others into our lives. We see our struggles with life, whether it is our kids, job, finances and say I can't put that on someone else's shoulders. We see ourselves as less than perfect because we are not happy with our looks or the way we feel inside. We see ourselves as unworthy because our hearts have been broken too many times that it feels the pieces are not all there, and that our hearts are too scarred, or that they are too fragile, or too closed off. When someone comes along that cares, they see the flaws, they see the struggles, and they see the scars. Yet they care for you anyway. They don't run from you because you are less than perfect. They support you, comfort you, help you face the struggles. They help you see that our imperfections are what make us beautiful and unique. We just have to see that finding someone to love us really is not th

Upset
last night i posted a mumm which was clearly a mumm stating my opinion last earlier this morning someone decided to mark it nsfw and it was deleted. Apperently its ashame to have your own opinion and have it deleted when it was not offensive to any person or anything here. That is plain unfair censorship and im very upset if i felt the need it was offensive i would of marked it but it clearly was not. In my opinion this site which is for ADULTS is getting out of hand with how treating its members to please a few simple minded users who want to play games.

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401k?
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000 With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Its called the 401-Keg Plan

More Like Here
SHES BEAUTIFUL IN HERE SIMPLE LITTLE WAY SHE DONT HAVE TO MUCH TO SAY WHEN SHE GETS MAD SHE UNDERSTAINDS SHE DONT LET GO OF ANYTHING EVEN WHEN THE PAIN GETS REALLY BAD I GUESS I SHOULDA BEEN MORE LIKE THAT YOU HAD IT ALL FOR A PRETTY LITTLE WHILE AND SOME HOW YOU MADE ME SMILE WHEN I WAS SAD YOU TOOK THE CHANCE ON A BRUSED AND BEATIN HEART AND THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD I GUESS I SHOULDA BEEN MORE LIKE THAT I SHOULDA HELD ON TO MY PRIDE I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU LIE I GUESS YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE I GUESS I SHOULDA BEEN MORE LIKE HER FORGIVING YOU SHES STRONGER THAN I AM YOU DONT LOOK MUCH LIKE A MAN FROM WHERE IM AT ITS PLAIN TO SEE DESPERATION IS MORE THAN TRUTH YOU LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES YOU WITH ALL SHE HAS GUESS I SHOULDA BEEN MORE LIKE THAT MIRANDA LAMBERT ((MORE LIKE HER))

I'm Vegetarian, But I'd Still Eat You For Breakfast.
A few months ago, I dated a middle-aged lawyer. Actually, "dated" is such a strong word. "Was seeing" seems more apt. "Fucked" is probably most accurate. I couldn't really stand him. He wasn't funny, and he wasn't that interesting. In his defense, he was a good lay, and he looks a lot like Tom Cruise. The problem is that he acts a lot like Tom Cruise. One Saturday night, he took me to dinner and told me we were going to see a play. I asked what play we were seeing. "Oh, it's a musical!" *groan* It was, indeed, a musical. Patent faggotry. Afterward, though, we fucked. Then we fucked some more in the middle of the night. After we fucked again in the morning (I had to remind him that it's not called "making love" if you don't love the other person), he asked me if I'd like to go to breakfast. "Sure. What's around here?" "Well, there's Denny's, which is yummy, and Bob Evans, which is also good." "Great. They probably have forks that I could stab myself with

T'was The Night Of Thanksgiving....
T'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white but I fought the temptation with all of my might Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge full of goodness galore! I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes! I felt myself swelling so plump and so round till all of a sudden I rose off the ground! I crashed through the ceiling floating into the sky with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie! I managed a yell as I soared past the trees Pass the cranberries please! May your stuffing be tasty your turkey be plump may your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump! may your yams be delicious may your pies take the prize and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of you

Ponyboy And I Have Auto 11s! Check Out My Wifey Too!!
Meet two awesome people. Wonderful to know and extremely deserving to have quests visit their pages and rate their pictures... They both have AUTO 11's ACTIVATED Ponyboy: Ponyboy is on his way to Oracle!!!

Shopping Fun
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Tell an employee in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along

For My 't'
I never once thought that you and i would be where we are now. The fact that we are, has really opened my eyes and has shown me a new light and a better view of things. And as i have already once said, i am sooooooo grateful to have you in my life. You do and always will mean more to me than you could ever possibly know. I await to see what the future holds for us and also the day you get to come home. I love you 'T' and thank you for being the wonderful man that you truely are!!

Something Told Me...
Something told me... My days are numbered Outrun this devil inside me Can't outrace the hands of time I can remember praying with you Fighting to save my soul Seems as though we've lost this race Who do you pray for now It's been awhile since I last heard your voice Lifted high shouting my name Been sitting here trying to hear Can't feel the words anymore That song we used to sing Lost to the sands of time Ah well, Life has a way of slipping by...

The Good Wife
This is something I got from my friend Allys blog andn something I totally think is really cool.... There are some who might argue that the ways of a "good wife" in the 1940's and 50's are examples of D/s. While the behaviors and attitudes may resemble male Dominant D/s relationships, these were the times. It was not a consensual power exchange, but social mores which dictated this behavior. Still, much can be learned from old etiquette and Home Economics books in the way of teaching basic protocol and etiquette which is the basis of the D/s lifestyle. There are reports of slave training in the late 60's and early 70's which used these types of manuals as part of the process. The following is from an actual 1950's home economics text book intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. How To Be a Good Wife 1. HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know t

Security
Everything I do this am I am getting security check even on first comment trying to post and no not NSFW types just a simple have a nice day on friends comments. Then I get one stating I'm spamming.........WTF is up with that.

Safe, Sane, Consensual
Origins of "SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL" by slave david stein under the Guardianship of Master Steve of Butchmann's taken from the Leather History Group The following essay is the core of a larger work that is still in progress. Comments may be sent to the author via e-mail, gorgik@aol.com. Copyright 2000 by david stein; all rights reserved. *** History is what happens while you're doing something else-- and it may not be until years later that you discover what you did was "historic." When i agreed in mid-1983 to be part of a committee of GMSMA (Gay Male S/M Activists) charged with drafting a new "statement of identity and purpose" for the two-year-old organization, i had no idea that the lasting significance of our work would be reduced to a single phrase: "safe, sane, and consensual S/M." Today GMSMA is the world's largest S/M organization for men and one of the oldest and most respected S/M organizations of any sort. Yet there are thousands -- perhaps tens of thousands? --

Modern S/m
Sadomasochism Isn't What It Used to Be or Why Would Anyone Participate in S/M By Keith Kendrick, RN, Ch. NOTE: Keith Kendrick is a Portland, Oregon Top who wrote the following essay. Pemission to reprint this is freely granted, but please email him at Keith and let him know. In major American cities today small groups of otherwise relatively normal people get together to discuss, and to a lesser extent practice, S/M. But wait a minute -- doesn't S/M mean one person who enjoys deliberately inflicting pain on another person who, for some reason, likes receiving that pain? The answer certainly is yes, but to understand why these people gather to discuss and practice S/M, you first need to understand the difference between the old, traditional mainstream concept of sadism and masochism and the newer concept of S/M that is currently being practiced in a healthy manner. In the old concept, a sadist was usually someone who enjoyed inflicting pain on a person who had not

The First Munch
The First Munch By mayafire The Palo Alto Burger Munch was the first such regular event of its type in the country and is the event from which all other similar events were patterned after. It started in April 1992 at a place called Kirk's Steakburgers in Palo Alto, California by a person named Stella. Hence the name Burger Munch. It's direct descendant is the Thursday Palo Alto Munch that still runs to this day, currently held at Cafe Dolce Vida. Because it is just easier to say "munch" as opposed to "burger munch", and because munches are held in many types of places other than steak and burger joints, the name munch has become a standard for the vanilla type socials people in the scene attend on a monthly basis. It is interesting how history is always in the making. Since Albany Power eXchange started calling their "munches" Meet and Greets and Friday Soirees (words which more accurately describe the style of the events), several other clubs have decided to use th

Assicons
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_o^^o_) a wise ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his/her ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

Sadomasichism
Origins of the term "sadomasochism" The word sadomasochism was coined in 1922 by combining the words sadism and masochism. It means: the derivation of pleasure from the infliction of physical or mental pain either on others or on oneself. Marquis de Sade The word sadism is derived from de Sade's name. Born in Paris on June 2,1740, the Marquis de Sade's full name was Donatien Alphonse François, comte de Sade. This French author was best known for his erotic works which were predominantly written while imprisoned (off and on for almost 30 years of his adult life). In 1803 he was confined to the insane asylum, Charenton, until his death on December 2, 1814. Because he regarded criminal and sexually deviant acts as natural, his novels were banned into the 20th century. Richard von Krafft-Ebing Born on August 14, 1840 in Mannheim, Germany, this noted physician and neurologist was recognized as an authority on deviant sexual behavior. Krafft-Ebing,

Good Wife
There are some who might argue that the ways of a "good wife" in the 1940's and 50's are examples of D/s. While the behaviors and attitudes may resemble male Dominant D/s relationships, these were the times. It was not a consensual power exchange, but social mores which dictated this behavior. Still, much can be learned from old etiquette and Home Economics books in the way of teaching basic protocol and etiquette which is the basis of the D/s lifestyle. There are reports of slave training in the late 60's and early 70's which used these types of manuals as part of the process. The following is from an actual 1950's home economics text book intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. How To Be a Good Wife 1. HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when

New Password
THE NEW PASSWORD A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password.. Something he would use to log-on. Her husband was in a rather devilish mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in: P... E... N... I... S.. His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD INVALID............NOT LONG ENOUGH***

European Houses
European Houses By demimondaine In the 70's- 80's I was actively involved in SM (now BDSM) in Europe, mostly Germany. While it may have been true at one time, that old SM 'houses' existed dating back to the Renaissance, the scene in Europe in that time frame and in my experience existed primarily through pro houses in red light districts and in private networks. The professional establishments were where you could go to rent equipment, or expertise, to watch or to learn. (sexually oriented enterprises including clubs and dungeons were legal as long as they were restricted to the sex business districts.) And you paid, as they were legitimate business enterprises. Our close knit group would often rent space under the supervision of a dominant house mother, (my first experience with a "DM,") who would be available both to tutor or torment as requested. France had very little SM scene that I recall. The Netherlands had a big one, so did Germany and Belgium. We didn't get in

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Opie Returns, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, New O&a Animation, Jim Norton Live Dates,
Listen to Today's WORST-OF OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday ladies and germs... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, on occasion, have been known to flash a bosom. Oh, who are we bullshitting? They're usually naked, on their webcams, showering, sleeping, screwing, or smoking. If you can manage NOT to be a pushy douche, they might just keep doing it. Look, we're realists. 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so just fess up, Chesterfield...log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! On today's POgram, Mr. Gregg 'Opie' Hughes returns to the show a married man, and we'll catch up with him for a bit before launching into the abyss of stupid. New Opie and Anthony Animation: Someone (and by 'Someone' we mean a guy named Jorge) has decided to give old Cokelogic a run for his money with a new Animation of Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy discussi

History Of Flogging
~Flogging In History~ by Che "The beautiful woman bent on her adorer a strange look from her green eyes, icy and devouring, then she crossed the room, slowly donned a splendid loose coat of red satin, richly trimmed with princely ermine, and took from her dressing table a long thong attached to a short handle, with which she was wont to punish her great mastiff. 'You want it,' she said. 'Then I will whip you.' Still on his knees, 'Whip me,' cried her lover. 'I implore you!'" ~Sacher-Masoch~ 'Venus in Furs' The flogger, in various forms, has played a surprisingly vital role in shaping the history of mankind. Throughout the centuries, our ancestors have incorporated it not only into their sexual practices, but into their spiritual, judicial and even medical practices as well. Flagellation in the name of a god is far from being a rare thing. Nearly all of the mother religions, the ancient mystery cults of the great Mediterranean civilizations of Greece, Egypt, Rome

Old/new Gurad
Old Guard, New Guard By Gayle Rubin I have problems with the way in which the distinction between "Old Guard" and "New Guard" is sometimes deployed. While there are many differences between leather/SM as it was practiced in the 1950s and as it is practiced today, the shorthand terms can exaggerate and oversimplify our past and our present. Most of the alleged differences popularly thought to differentiate "Old Guard" and "New Guard" -- formality versus informality, strict etiquette versus a more casual style of social interaction, deliberate training versus less organized acquisition of skills and knowledge -- are more a matter of degree than absolute distinctions. In fact, if one looks at "Old Guard" leather and SM communities from the late 1940s through the early 1960s, one can see that both tendencies were already present. Louis Weingarden, who opened one of the first leather art galleries at his Stompers boot store in New York City 20 years ago, identified two stylist

Myth
The Myth of the Old Guard by Jack Rinella, author of The Master's Manual A recent question on one of the newslists had to do with smoking cigarettes at dungeon parties. The writer began her question with a reference to the Old Guard/New Guard dilemma. Things have changed in fifty years, that's for sure, but I'm not sure that things have changed as much as most "young" Leatherfolk think. I'll start off by saying that there's a good chance that most of you think that I am "Old Guard." My age and my salt and pepper hair make me look that way and the proliferation of my writing (thank the gods) makes it seem that way. The truth is that I am a relative late-comer to Leather, having had my first "rough" sex about twenty years ago. Even at that, I'm not sure that I met that many Old Guarders in the early eighties. After all, no one ever walked up to me and said "Hi, I'm a member of the Old Guard." I know several people now who may be thought of as in the Old Guard, but I b

The Old Guard
The Old Guard The History of Leather Traditions By Guy Baldwin, M.S., author of The Ties That Bind While reading a recent interview with Brian Dawson, I came across some of his comments about that '0ld Guard' In the leather lifestyle. Although I used that label in a piece I wrote almost three years ago, I only recently realized that there was a strong likelihood that large numbers of leather guys don't quite know for sure what the phrase, '0ld Guard' really means. I'm sure that I have never seen a description of the style (and it is a style, so I want to offer one now. I have carried my own '0ld Guard' card in my wallet right next to my Selective Service Registration card (draft card) for long enough that I probably qualify to offer what follows so, here goes... First, a bit of historical perspective will be more helpful than you might guess. '0ld Guard' is really a misnomer - a misapplied name - for the earliest set of habits that jelled by the

A Passage I Read About Love
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.

History
Did You Know? by Jack Rinella First published in England in approximately 1749, “Fanny Hill, the Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure” by John Cleland was the first book censored in the United States in Massachusetts in 1821. Leopold von Sacher-Masoch was a novelist, born in 1836 in Galacia (now Poland). He was a well-known author during his lifetime. His best-known work is “Venus in Furs,” published in 1870, a classic novel detailing his masochist fantasies. What is more amazing is that this novel is the true story of one of von Sacher-Masoch's escapades. The Austrian psychiatrist Richard von Krafft-Ebing published (in 1886) his "Psychopathia Sexualis," a collection of case histories documenting strange and unusual sexual practices. These are supposedly symptomatic of certain "sexual diseases of the mind." Among other things, he introduces the concepts of "sadism" (after the Marquis de Sade) and "masochism" (after the then still living Austrian writer Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

Oh Look We Now Have Bra Tracking Devices...
Good morning…what better story for a hump day ditty then spy underwear…oh yeah! They are being produced and labeled as Anti-Terror Lingerie. The Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio introduced women's lingerie in October containing a global positioning device to enable the wearer to be tracked by satellite. Hmmm I can see the Nasa Space Center and CIA command center now… “Corporal…give me a heading on that Russian Bogie you had been tracking…” “Ah Sir!... The bogie if our satellite tracking is correct just walked into Saks Fifth Avenue on Milton and 3rd Street… and is currently in a changing room…” The creator said the password-protected lace bodice would make it easier for women kidnapped by thugs or terrorists to be located and rescued. Critics called it a virtual chastity belt, primarily of service to insecure males curious to know where their women are. (However, the wearer can manually turn the device off.) Hmmm insecure males eh… Another anti-terror lingerie product may also s

Old Profile
DID YOU KNOW THAT ONLY COWARDS BLOCK? HOW DOES IT TASTE HAVING MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH BITCHES? YOU MAD HUNGH? YOU PISSED OFF HUNGH? YOU CANT TAKE IT HUNGH? TO ALL MY HATERZ KEEP SUPPORTING ME MAN AS LONG AS YALL ARE BEHIND ILL KEEP WRITING SHIT TO MAKE YOU DANCE I HIT IT OFF LIKE A BAD SHAKER SHAKER WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. WHAT YOU CALL A BITCH THAT WHINES MY MAN I SAID YOU CALL THAT BITCH A FUCKIN PUSSY IN A CAN. DONT START NO SHIT IT WONT BE NO SHIT! ITS NICE TO HEAR YA HOLLA AT ME I LIKE THAT TAKE THE BLOCK OFF YA PAGE WHERE YOUR NUTS AT? OH AND SOME FAT HEFFER GOT MY PAGE SMELLIN LIKE FISH AND CHEETOS! I do not talk shit to anyone unless you drew the first blood! so if you wanna bang this shit out in digits then by all means keep me entertained! or you can do this like a punk and punk it out lol listen here you fat man you vicious ass peace of jelly im gonna drive you off the str

What The Army Did For Me
Well, the army did 3 things for me. 1: It gave me alot of training I'll need for combat, and survival. 2: It got me back in shape. 3: It destroyed any chance of getting a descent job. Yea, ya see, I'm in the reserve, which means I can't work one week a month, and I'll be going out of country next fall; no big rite? Well apparently not to employers. I lost my job in may, and I only had that job because it was a friend. I have been trying for 6 months to find a new job, but every time an employer sees RESERVE, it's an automatic DENIED. I know this because I have talked to the managers at 4 companies, and they all said the same thing. I may be a good worker, and I may be more than qualified for the job, but being unavailable any time, as a big problem. Now I can't pay my rent, I can't take care of anything. I'm just luck that my gf's mom likes me, and let me stay with them. All I have to do is take care of the house, and take care of what bills and expenses I can with what ev

Who Hides Where (a Poem By Xena)
We can own the finest house But will it give us joy And will the biggest boat Make us scream ahoy We may have the pot of gold But will it be a treasure Do you seek material wealth Or heartfelt pleasure We can drive the coolest car Looking oh so suave But have we got it all Have we got love You can dress in sharp clothes Looking mighty hot and fine But what is more important Than the person hiding inside And can that persond you hide Deep within your heart Come alive in this world Of which we are all part If they cannot It's time to be true True to the most important person In your world that's you

In Order To Fly (poem By Xena)
We send it out We call it back Karma goes round Ain't it a fact Do to all others What you'd have done you Or you get the shock of your life When it comes back to you We get hurt and harmed We decide to strike back We will not lie doewn We create havoc On a rollercoaster ride Of highs and lows But where the ride ends No one knows The ride is rough You get up shaken You assess where you are Retrace the steps you've taken You aren't yourself Not after all this It's time to give up You finally get the gist Resentment got the better The better of who you are And those you once held close Now stand afar The saw the storm coming They tried to issue warning But you did not want to hear The end was calling You would not be told Could not walk away And therefore you have The damage you see today All the bad thing were worse All the good things a haze A book that should be shut To make way for better days So before you strike Even if

For A Cheater Ex..
So much for love, so much for you. If you think I'm running after you, f*ck you!! If you think I'm rapidly hit, bullsh*t!! A martyr life aint my role, after what you have done, asshole!! So if you want another lover go ahead u motherfucker!! This cute face ain't gonna suffer!! Mark my word... LOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!

My Past Couple Of Days
Well Now...Much Difference In A Couple Of Days...I Have Moved Out Of The Place I Was In And Am Now In A New Apartment. I Am So Excited. it's A Four Bedroom Two Bathroom And The Best Part Is There's Only Two Of Us...And Rent Is Cheep. Still Haven' Gotten Phone. Lost A Couple Friends...Sad Day :(. I Missed Everyone To The Fullest. Mostly My Lovey David. Missed Ya Tons Sweetie!!! Hope You Missed Me The Same!! RAWR! We Moved In On Saturday But Internet Didn't GEt Working Untill Today...Lameness But Whateves...Well Thats All For Now...there's Other Changes But Must Wait For Them To Unfold Before Telling...hehe xoxo ♥Nichole

Wanna Own A Sexy Lady? Check Out My Girl Cutie Wit Attitude
HEY FU-LAND MY GIRL CUTIE WIT ATTITUDE IS IN AN AUCTION COME OWN HER LET HER FULFILL UR WISHES IF YA AINT GOT THE MONEY TO OWN HER THEN AT LEAST RATE HER PIC.. PLEASE SHOW MY GIRL SUM LUV CLICK ON THE PIC IT GONNA TAKE U THERE!!!

Common Sense Politics
"The environment will come first, even at the sacrifice of industry. We are America. We are the Human race. We will survive the growing pains." "Women will have the right to chose what they do with their bodies just as men do. Especially to save a life." "Our citizens will spend their lives with and even marry whomever they choose. Religious freedom is more than simply the enforcement of the majority and the conditional tolerance of the rest." "The responsibility of each citizen to use firearms responsibly will remain in their hands. We will never forget the lessons learned in the past and today by forcibly disarmed populations." "Our military will remain the most advanced, well supplied fighting force on the planet. Never to fall behind and risk a lapse in the safety and security of our citizens." "Our Service men and women will be concentrated on the shores and in the heart land of our own nation. Our allies will always be a concern and supported, but the ris

Georgia State Trooper..............
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if thedriver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went ov

I Lost..
Ok something good did come out of everything today....weighed myself and I'm 115. LOST 5LBS THAT I THOUGHT I COULDN'T LOOSE!!! It feels so good and I guess that eating once a day thing, smoking like hell, and exercise works. I drink alot of pop which I know I shouldn't but I want to stay just like this. So anyway that is my accomplishment and I'm going to start making 1 accomplishment everyday if you don't like it so what it's my little goal you could say. Next goal...hmmm just have to see what the day brings I guess.

Of My Flesh
Of my flesh I can claim no possession For all we are is borrowed time in temporal clay I am more than the extent of my limbs I have been and shall be again before the day is through (this was among those I wrote in the days before donating my kidney)

Membership
Come join my Pic Club - The #1 Club! This was an idea my ex and I wanted to try, a photo album of all our friends flipping off the camera. And Fubar is the perfect place to set it up! If you want to join you will need to have a salute; rate/fan me, send me a pic of you giving the bird, the name you want on the card, your zodiac sign, your favorite drink, and your male/female preference. If you want to add to or change any of the info please include it.

I Have No Recollection At All
I have no recollection at all Of the world that I once forgot Consider it lost I have paid the cost I accept the fate that I bought (this is a style called "mad-song"...related to a limerick but the first line doesn't rhyme)

Us Soldiers Re-enlisting Because Of Poor Economy
US soldiers re-enlisting because of poor economy By JOHN MILBURN and STEPHEN MANNING, Associated Press Writers John Milburn And Stephen Manning, Associated Press Writers Tue Dec 2, 6:12 pm ET FORT RILEY, Kan. – Sgt. Ryan Nyhus spent 14 months patrolling the deadly streets of Baghdad, where five members of his platoon were shot and one died. As bad as that was, he would rather go back there than take his chances in this brutal job market. Nyhus re-enlisted last Wednesday, and in so doing joined the growing ranks of those choosing to stay in the U.S. military because of the bleak economy. "In the Army, you're always guaranteed a steady paycheck and a job," said the 21-year-old Nyhus. "Deploying's something that's going to happen. That's a fact of life in the Army — a fact of life in the infantry." In 2008, as the stock market cratered and the housing market collapsed, more young members of the Army, Air Force and Navy decided to re-up. While several factors might explain the

Real Friends Or True Friends
a real friend will tell you they will be there a true friend will just do it a real friend will tell you they have your back a true friend will just jump in there a real friend will tell you pay me back when you can a true friend will tell you don't worry about it a real friend will tell you ignore people that hurt you a true friend will kick thier azz a real friend will help you once and leave a true friend will stay til the end i know i am a true friend are you?

Disappearing
i may be disappearing from here for awhile again due to the fact that my asshole of a bf blew the bill money that was suppose to pay for the computer and it has to go back so not sure how i will be getting online or when

Sometimes
Sometime i think that i am not going to know what true love is anymore. I have feelings for someone and its hard for me to tell that person my feelings. Cause i don't kno what she will say or do. She does not live in the same state as me. And i always said to myself that i would not get like this again. I just can't help myself. I really like this girl alot and she knows that i do. But i don't kno how she feels bout me. She has been there for me since the frist day that i met her. And she knows that i have a son to. Its just i think that i am going to be a single father for the rest of my life. Everyone is telling me that i will find that someone but i truly think its not goin to happen for me. I know that there is nothing wrong wit me. Its just i am so sick of being alone. I just miss that feeling of being loved and being with someone. Being able to go to the movies,dinner just staying at home and watching a movie and cuddling up and being able to hold that someone. Sometimes i wish t

Just A Breakenheart Poem I Wrote
Don't even bother,Your like all the others Don't even worry, You seem to not care Don't even ask it can't be healed, You might not even look Don't even try I know you don't wanna, You just shut me out Don't even show emotions, It came from my heart Don't think,Just take it I speak with my heart but I think this is something that is no longer loved in the world I just wanna learn like the kid's that fall in love with happness I am not like everyone so I don't fit in, So I just get pushed away Because I am not one raced, So sorrow is all I get Please pull the knife from my heart ... My heart is not healing. Within time this place will be forgotten Blown away with the wind I use to call love Please don't ask me..Cause I need longer care Faith is something I can no longer hold on to Life is nothing if I don't have you Hope is no longer something I believe Sadness is all I see ahead of my life All I wanted was for you to love me But now I know you only hate me M

Once Forgotten
IVE LEARNED OVER THE YEARS THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO REALLY FEEL UNTIL EVERYONE HAS MISSED YOU. NO MATTER WHAT SOMEONE SAYS TO ME IVE ALWAYS HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS IN THIS WORLD EXCEPT MY FAMILY. NOW YOU FEEL EMOTIONAL WHEN NOONE COMES AROUND TO CHECK ON YOU. NOT EVEN A PHONE CALL. BUT, YOUR FAMILY WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LOVED AND RESPECTED. FRIENDS COME AND GO LIKE PUSSY. ONCE YOU GET FUCKED, AND WANT MORE ITS GETS OLD AND YOU WANT SOMETHING NEW. I WONT LIE TO ANYBODY HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU COUNT ON ONE HAND RIGHT NOW THAT WILL ARE THERE FOR YOU? I BET YOU CANT COUNT ON ONE HAND. ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE AND FRIENDS WILL NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU DO. YOU WILL HAVE PEACE. YOU HAVE TO SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE INTO THE SAME THINGS YOUR INTO. THE OTHER IDIOTS YOU CALL FRIENDS ONCE THEY FORGET YOU THEY WILL NOTE YOU AS A MEMORY. NOTHING MORE THAN THAT. DONT EXPECT TO GET ANYMORE THAN WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADY GIVEN

Wanna See Sumpthin' Durty??
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Quotables Posted With Permission
lots of dim wits on fubar here are what i've found genus or amusing on fubar ================================================ danny: i want to drink beer out of tom cruises skull ================================================

Male Version Of Cock Tease
i always laugh when i hear a guy or group of guys talk about girls being teases. they bitch and moan that a girl will talk a good one but then doesn't follow through... a cock tease. so what do we females get to call it when guys do the same?? a pussy tease??? or are they just pussies? i swear that's the one thing that'll piss me off real quick. sex or anything sexual doesn't have to be this big meaningful gesture or whatever fantasy land crap that's been put in your head. it can be just as it is...something physical. IT'S NOT ALWAYS CONNECTED TO EMOTIONS. wtf?? and it sure as hell shouldn't be something to be ashamed of or completely hush hush or whatever crap. pissed? yeah...just a lil. not saying it has to be right here right now... but damn... yeah, there have been times where i've thought about doing things with someone and actually wanted to do something, but the timing may not be right. but i did have every intention of following through. it wasn't just a tease or

1st Streeched Arm Bird's Eye View Pic Contest
first i did this a a blog cause it is the thing i clicked on for stuff. ok as i browse all the fans i see some great pics. i want to hold some type of contest for the hottie (chick) that has the best "bird's-eye view" or screeched out arm pose taking a pic of themselves. i'm ass-tired from saving the country's 3day orders and stopping labs from burning to the ground... i'll add more on that later... like when i get paid to. so um yea sleep

Many Thanks And Fu-sin
First things first...thank you to all of you that dropped by while I was laying in bed feeling like death. It is much appreciated and I do in fact feel better. Thank you. Second...yay for living in fu-sin!!!

Why
Things happen for a reason, like my baby niece. Never knew she was coming... never knew she was born the other day. Now i know about her... held her for a couple minutes, to find she was taken by social services. Things happen for a reason. Now i know in time things will have to get better, because in every book the endings do. So life in general has to one day... just don't know when, or how soon. Life makes people wonder, wonder what if's and why. Life is life and to live is life, so we all might understand one day.

Protest #9
Protest #9 We don’t need no fucking Leader We want a Servant Number One We don’t want the privileged son Of a Presidential failure. We don’t need a pious Pretender Of a National Corporation We don’t need no fucking Leader We want a servant, number one. We don’t need a Homeland Terror Or an amended Constitution What we need is a revolution To claim once again our future We don’t need no fucking Leader We want a Servant Number One.

Bush's Dead
Bush’s Dead Fresh from the theft of an election And Bush’s appointed ascendancy, Paid for with cold cash contributions From corporate Villains of Industry The Hawks of the Republican party Manipulate their figurehead And took advantage of catastrophe These are the legions of Bush’s Dead. In contempt of the Constitution, A patriotic homeland tyranny Was forced down the throat of the nation And dissent was labeled as treachery Now there’s economic uncertainty For the coffers have been fully bled With Congressional culpability These are the legions of Bush’s Dead. In a shameful State of the Union Playing on fears of security Lies were served as justification To ensure a war’s popularity But when the bill came due the wealthy With their tax breaks and bellies well fed Passed the price of the feast to the hungry These are the legions of Bush’s Dead. Heed well the lessons of this history For leaded American crude runs red From the veins of our precious

Ghost
Ghost I am a ghost, I am invisible in crowds. Even in the smallest, I become something unseen. But if you look close, If your eye deigns to see, You’ll notice something not right About this ghost that is me. There is something disturbing That you just can’t pinpoint.; I stand out, focused, In a world that’s a blur, An intense ray of focus, In a word that’s a blur.

Tantric Circles
Tantric Circles Concentric tantric circles Copulating with in a sphere. Consciousness, reality refined, Focused, the two intertwined. Combined displays of pleasure Rippling one to the other as one Within the whole of the all Rocking, like waves sublimed.

My First Death.
What is that mystery smell coming out of the recliner? It's like a combination of garbage and surgery patient. Just like that summer I lost my arm and forgot I had a heart. Y'know, it still hurts when it snows. Going on five years now. It gave me a whole new wealth of excuses. A new mutilation to fear. Why was I even thinking about that today? Because of the smell? Of the chair? Or the ambulance ride? That wasn't a good summer either... How many times did I fall asleep to those green masks neutral tones, and white sterile lights racing by? How many more times? Two if I'm lucky. It's the second scariest thing to fall asleep to that cold amputated chaos and bustle the first is silence. Black quiet nothing. It's not even cold, and I made up the light at the end of the tunnel, There was no tunnel only weightlessness, without fear, without redemption. You just sink to the bottom of the bathtub all the way through the floor. And you're gone, Maybe not even forever. But it feels like having n

Highrider1
HIGHRIDER-1 Check him out everyone.. This is one smooth dude. He rocks hard and he returns love when givin. Add him, Fan him, and Rate him and what the hell Crush him also.. You all know what to do.. Just click the pic up on top and it will take you to his profile.. wahooooooooooo This pimp out was brought to you by Mizz Shady!!!!

Fear Factory - Shock
Welcome to my world Headfirst to the earth With my sights on the goddamned kill switch Ive become a fuse Charged with attitude Fixed and dialated by my anger I have become a direct I have become a current I have become a direct I have become insurgent I will be the power surge Shock to the system Electrified, amplified Shock to the system Alternate my wires Heat my core desire I will not stand for condemnation Ive become the volts To lead the revolt Fuck with me ensues certain danger I have become a direct I have become a current I have become a direct I have become insurgent I will be the power surge Shock to the system Electrified, amplified Shock to the system I am the power surge I am the insurgent Electrified, amplified Electrified, amplified Shock!

Family Update
Okay made it to class Monday.. talked to my instructors about what happen and all that plus went to finacal aide to see about the new pell grants I got to make sure that it was going to cover my schooling. Ya was kinda hopen that I could draw money on one of them to help pay bills but they all are tied to the tuition which is okay with me cause then I don't have to worry about monthly payments to the school. Which by the way so far my mid-term grade is an A for the class and a B+ on exams. As for hubbie, very weak still and gets dizzy really easy, which to a point is expected. He is going to be very limited on what he can and can not do that for sure till he gets his strength back. As for me, ya I finally broke down last nite while he was holding me. I still cry off and on but that normal for me any ways. Now just have to figure out what next. Money is will none right now and tryen to figure out shit is really getting to me. But I know we will make it one way or another. Well

Take Me To Your Heart
Hiding from the rain and snow Trying to forget but I won't let go Looking at a crowded street Listening to my own heart beat So many people all around the world Tell me where do I find someone like you gir Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that wonders can be true They say nothing lasts forever We're only here today Love is now or never Bring me far away Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand and hold me Show me what love is Be my guiding star It's easy Take me to your heart ... Standing on a mountain high Looking at the moon through a clear blue sky I should go and see some friends But they don't really comprehend Don't need too much talking Without saying anything All I need is someone Who makes me want to sing Take me to your heart Take me to your soul Give me your hand before I'm old Show me what love is Haven't got a clue Show me that

Hot New Lounge I Love It
Devilish Desire’s Coming Soon!!!! WE JUST OPENED!!!! COME CHECK US OUT! Get Your Desires Taken Care Of BEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR COME FIND OUT ! ARE YOU SH*T FACED YET?? Get your ass in here and join the Family! Tired of all the drama come join Devilish Desires were its drama free! Live DJ's 24/7 so come request your favorite tunes! And have a few drinks on us!

Test Ed
Today I know it seems like i am doing nothing but BMC. Now that the day is over I sit and think it was a day to be tested. It is kind of funny the little things that happened. I have to say i am happy that i was able to handle these things in a way better then i normally would. Lets see... after i got denied from unemployment at 8:30 this morning I figured that was it for the day... OHHH NO a higher power had plans to test me a little bit more today. So, after venting here and distracting myself on line from the bad news i chose to do laundry. sounds ok right? well. there was no laundry soap. You would think with 4 other adults in the house 1 would say there is no more soap or even get some. Nope... so i got s little stressed out. Then after talking to Brendan for a bit i went to take a shower.... OH another bad move... the freaking shower head busted while i was in there and water was going EVERYWHERE!!! well, i didnt know then that behind the shower head if a small space and s

Let's Stick A Sold Sticker On Her Tushy!!!!!
SOLD! Lets Put A Sold TAG ON HER TUSHY! The Hottest Commodity Here On Fubar and Here's Your Chance to OWN her!!!! The Most Faithful RATER!! Most Loyal Commenter, Gifter, Pic Creator and FRIEND!!! She's Gonna GO FAST!! Get your Bids in & Make Them High the first Time!!! Even if you Cannot Make a Bid Make Sure that you Rate her Auction Pic, if she gets the most rates on her pic she can win either a $20 Bling pack or a 7 day blast!!! Rate Away & Rate Often!! Tell ur Friends TOO!! This Auction doesn't End till Dec. 9th!!! Text link: [ fubar.com photo: 2743798301 ]

Give Him A Birthday Spanking!
He is a awesome friend stop by his page and spank his pics for him! He's got auto 11's running for his birthday! Give him a spanking he won't forget! Happy Birthday My Friend! RedZ28 - Co-Owner Rate Spankers@ fubar

Gotta Say Bye For A While Again
I know u ppl hear this all the time, ppl sayin they are gonna stay away from this site for a while and the next day u see them right back on here. wheather its drama or real life that they say is keepin them from here they just seem to be drawn right back. well i guess u can say thats what gonna happen with me, but i wont be runnin back so fast. yes its that time again. due to certain thing in my life i must step away from the pc and get my life back in order. im hopin to make my way back sometime soon, if i do then yea i got my shit together quick and if not then well yea im workin my ass off and who knows when ill be back. more than likely this will be my last week on here for a while. i might make a few apperances from time to time but yea its not gonna be like before on here for hours at a time. well hope u futards dont forget bout this speical ed fawker =0P and ill be back when things are straight...... Evol

Too All Women!!!
LETTER TO A WOMAN If you ever look at yourself and feel that you don't measure up, read this and your outlook will change before you finish reading it! This is good to keep, not just to read from time to time, but to also keep stored in your heart! When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you.... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate

Bulwark
bulwark \BUL-wurk; -wawrk\, noun, verb: 1. to defend or protect, serve as a bulwark; shelter noun: 1. a person, thing, or concept that is a defense or protection 2. an embankment of earth or other material used as a defense against a threat; rampart nounpl.: 1. the sides of a ship extending like a fence above the deck level

Please Help
I'm asking your help once again but this time it's to help Devil Girl get the spotlight one last time before she hits level 26. Don't go nuts rating her. Save your rates for people with auto 11s so you can make more fu-bux to help her out. Any little bit you can spare helps out a lot! If need be you can work out deals and I'll rate your pics and stash and you kick the money to Devil Girl. You can buy my 11s and if others want to extend offers like that I'll include them in this. ~DevilGirl~@ fubar

Amanda Needs Your Help - Please Repost (repost)
~Amanda~ needs 12,500k in comments for a Auto 11 (repost of original by 'TERESA~OWNER OF T&H DESTROYERS`FU- WARDEN OF MIDNIGHT RIDER&OWNED BY JANE_N.DO3' on '2008-12-02 19:39:18')

Just A Thank You.......
THIS PIMPOUT GOES OUT TO A FEW OF MY FRIENDS THAT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR FOR ME..MY WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU.. CYNDREAMS ~ CynzDreams ~Owned By SouthernOutlawBiker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar DAWN ¢¾ Dawn ¢¾ Fu-Wifey to Rock Candy-Pegasus Project@ fubar Gottoloveit69 Gottoloveit69~~Chiina Doll~~@ fubar/fubar.com/user.php?u=233400&friend=233400" target=_blank>WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar Curvaliciousbbw¢â Curvaliciousbbw¢â Cuddle Buddy & Eternal Friend To DarkProf@ fubar EchoAngel¢â ~ EchoAngel¢â ~@ fubar Kellybaby38 Kellybaby38**I Still Belong To Me@ fubar MONA Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU MY ME.....AND MY WAY OF SAYING THANKS SO PLEASE STOP BY THESE PEOPLE AND F/R/A THEM....

Springfield
it's a long slide and i'm the last one, but hey i'm not complaining at least i made the cut! hahah http://www.myspace.com/downtownspringfieldreview ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Downtown Springfield Review Date: Dec 2, 2008 7:12 PM SEND US A PIC HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS " I'M A DSR GIRL!!" WE WILL PUT YOU ON OUR PAGE AND ON OUR PROMO ADS!

Universal Feelings
Everything is Relative Every day we hear stories of personal suffering and loss that far exceed our own. When we compare our situations to those of people living in war-torn countries or those who have lost their homes and livelihoods to natural disasters, it is tempting to minimize our own experiences of suffering. We may feel that we don’t have a right to be upset about the breakup of a relationship, for example, because at least we have food to eat and a roof over our heads. While awareness of the pain of others in the world can be a valuable way to keep our own struggles in perspective, it is not a legitimate reason to disregard our own pain. Disparaging your feelings as being less important than other people's emotions leads to denial and repression. Over time, an unwillingness to experience your own feelings leads to numbness. It is as if our internal systems become clogged with our unexpressed emotions. This in no way helps other people who are suffering in the world. In f

Confused....
explain to me how someone gets involved in 2 separate love triangles... But seriously, I actually got a C- in the class I thought I was surely going to fail last quarter, so yay! This quarter is going pretty well so far, I like the classes and I am doing well with keeping up with them:) Still working 2 jobs, and trying to fit in time for everything, thank goodness my kids go to bed pretty early...lol So how is everybody?

Auction
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A Repost From Gypsy Heart
Cheating Hurts READ the ENTIRE thing ! ! ! Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, CRAP! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her ho

Dropping A Line
The natural dog racer Running down the road The flashy and speedy lazer Carrying an adrenaline rush and a stressful load Just going for a jog trying to stay fit The laps, miles and good timing Once again trying to avoid getting bit Sprint finish once again max effort in trying no time for whinning Who makes animals want to hate? Attacking anything they see Innocent humans are the fish bait Violence and cruelty is what made them be 100 yards or so This big dog is on my tail A animal I did not harm or know No room to fail Diseased or infected who is to know? Once the eyes made contact Had to pick up the pace tension and pain was to slowly grow Not the first time to be under a attack Dogs forced to fight each other Money is always at stake It's illegal yet they continue to battle one another Death and disrespectful crimes are never fake There is no room for this Negativity is everywhere In the world of animal care not enough stories of bliss Treatin

Always
Always Always, I feel always, Beyond we fail to see. The curtain obscures And this we know. But always, Always, It seems always, We ignore the obvious. We fool ourselves To blindly believe. And always, Always, It is always Just below the surface. What we know to be Isn’t all it seems. But always, Always, Sadly, always, When the obvious is, We turn as one to ignore The precedents set before. For always, Always, Forever always, We are creatures of habit, Our memories short And our forgiveness long. But always, Always, Ever always, Circles go round. We are what we are And our fate we deserve To claim, Always.

The Passing Of A Wonderful Man
As most of you know my grandfather passed away Oct 15 this year. It has taken me this long to really be able to write about it. As most of you know he had been in the hospital since May. He went in the day I got out of the hospital for my own surgery. On Oct 15 I was sitting here at home like always. My sister called me at around 11 am. I knew something was wrong by the fact that she is a teacher and was calling me at such a early time. Grandfather had been struck by a infection that quickly took its toll on him. With having been in the hospital so long infections were gonna happen and had. This one however had taken into his lungs and the docs needed us at the hospital. My sis, mother and I made the trip and once we got there sis and I were taken into a room to conference with his docs. We realized the end had come and it was time to not be selfish on our part but to let him go into Gods hands. We gave the docs our decision and we only asked he be in no pain. We went back into the roo

The Hanged
The Hanged Spinning remains, Puppets on sticks Dancing in the wind. Ravens and vultures, Purifying beasts, Clean the remains of sin. How perverse, The images they are, Cruelty all adorned. Swinging fruit, Long overripe, With the face of a man.

The Future
The Future Stereo my remains With a common ordinary name In some archeological dig down the road. Enter my number In a vast catalog; Transitional Homo Sapiens Sapiens 859742. I can see it now, A display case all my own In some vast cold storage down the road. Oh, don’t look so shocked! If they ever find you, You have a number too.

Upon The Passing Of My Grandmother
Upon the Passing of my Grandmother I want to weep, I want to howl, I want to wail, For so much is missing in side right now So much is missing So much… But I don’t think weep, howling or wailing Will help me right now. What I want is my Grandmother. What I want is to hold her And tell her that I love her. Speak those words so rare And let her know what she has meant to me, Let her know what an imprint she has had. I want to run up to her and show her my Little cowboy made of twigs and scraps of felt. But I can’t, And because I can’t, I want to weep, I want to howl, I want to wail!

Secret Santas Needed
I Was Given This Idea By One Of The Bad Girls.. Ok Anyone Not A Member Of Sarge's Bad Girls That Is Willing To Participate Read This Secret Santa.. Who Would Be Willing To Participate In A Secret Santa Gift Exchange? You Can Trade Anything That You Can Get On Fubar.. Blings-Bling Packs, VIP ,Blasts, Tickers And If You Would Like Even Salutes & Or Other Types Of Pics Or Graphics... The Person You Will Be Exchanging Gifts With Will Be One Of Sarge's Bad Girls.. The Way The Secret Santa Will Be Choosen Is That Each Bad Girl Participated Will Be Assigned A Number & The Non-Bad Girls Particpating Will Choose A Number This Will End On The 20th..That Day You Will Find Out Who Your "Pair" Is .. Leave A Comment Or Send A Message If You Want To Participate

Ok Bad Girls Read This
I Was Given This Idea By One Of The Bad Girls.. Secret Santa.. Who Would Be Willing To Participate In A Secret Santa Gift Exchange? You Can Trade Anything That You Can Get On Fubar.. Blings-Bling Packs, VIP ,Blasts, Tickers And If You Would Like Even Salutes & Or Other Types Of Pics Or Graphics... The Person You Will Be Exchanging Gifts With Will Be Someone That Is Not One Of Sarge's Bad Girls.. The Way The Secret Santa Will Be Choosen Is That Each Bad Girl Participated Will Be Assigned A Number & The Non-Bad Girls Particpating Will Choose A Number This Will End On The 20th..That Day You Will Find Out Who Your "Pair" Is .. Leave A Comment Or Send A Message If You Want To Participate

Sex
How often do you play with yourself? Every day Which hand do you use? Both Are you a switch hitter? hmm Does anybody really need to hear that? Nah What is your biggest vice? I like to...damn, phone Have you ever thought about raping someone else? Yes What if I showed you a source which says that rape fantasies are healthy? I believe it What do you consider your most traumatic moment from your childhood? Almost getting killed, seeing rents have sex every night, etc What did you do to overcome that event, if there was one? a) I esccaped b) I pretended they were fighting Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked? Depends...yes, in my Depends What are you wearing right now? An oversized plaid shirt Do you have to write notes to yourself to remember stuff? No. I just forget it Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? husband How many people have you had sex with? 6 I think Were you drunk on any of those occasions? No What time do you usually go to bed each night? 11am Scaries

What Makes Intresting Converstation When The I'm All Spun And Gacced
Whats happening in my mind when im all on one and going a million miles a min ? well first of all i would love to be able to have some intresting explicit converstation about your true darkside cause im still a rookie at this stuff and i need to get the insight so i can observe my old inner most kinky thought process why dont you take up my challenge and see where it can take you if not then just humor me you know cause i love to flirt and more but how can i if everyone is so like uptight and can just be naughty once in a while CHALLENGE ME ! i am the student your the teacher give me a lesson about what it takes ....

New Survey
Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? no When you're walking, do you stop to drink? Yes Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? No Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle? Yes Ever snuck out of your house? I didnt have to Kill or Be killed? Kill Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? 1st one Would you ever get a tattoo? No What was the last thing you ate? Veggies Are you a morning person or a night person? Night Do you snore? No Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? My mom; and NO, it wasn't me What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body? Move it so I can come in Do you like to spend time with people? Depends when and with whom Are you a forgiving person? No When was the last time you did the dishes? 6 hrs ago Are you talking to anyone while doing this? No Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't? Yes If you could be a superhero what would you want to do? Be invi

Ooohh La La.. Nah..
My friends are always telling me to move on and to give up.. But why? Why should I? They don't see you the way I see you. They don't look into your eyes and see the world. Why would they understand? I wish for once, just for once, they could walk a mile in my shoes. But they wouldn't need to walk that far, they would just take one step and suddenly they would take back every bit of 'GETTING OVER YOU' advice they had given me and realize you are my life. You were meant for me and that moving on is simply not an option..

Roller Coaster Ride
It has been an eventful year with so many ups and downs I still can't believe it. Some good and some bad but that's why it's life. I got let go at my job of 10 years but working a job that pays a lot better now. Moved out of ex's house and got my own apartment. Signed my divorce papers, bought a brand new car, got my heart broke and lived my life that's for sure. Learned the hard way what I don't want or deserve in men. Not to trust so easily and let my self open to be hurt again so easily. All and all I would not be where I am today if I would not have taken the paths that led me here. Got to LOVE LIFE!

Show Them Love
There are many people we meet in life as the old adage says" For A Reason Or A Season" Well I've met some pretty Magnificent people on fu..They have touched my life in ways I can't express..Let me introduce them..... MzMic..She is not only my boss, fu_owner, friend, she has become my Sister..The day she walked into my life was the day I became blessed in oh so many ways..She goes out of her way for all..She loves she protects..I love you Sis.She shines brighter then any diamond!!!MzMic ™ TakenByMike, Owner of DJ KIDD ROCK & WILD &Golden Boy& Owned By Kritter, 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar ItsUrAngel..Truly in all sense of the word she is *Indeed an Angel* She has become one of the best friends in my life and a Sister as well..She loves,she laughs oh does she laugh, and she is there for me whenever I need her...Sis You are truly my *Angel*ItsUrAngel Mgr@The HideawayFUOWNED BY SLEEPY@ fubar Sleepy..Oh my what can I say about this generous hard working man...He gives like no man i have

Nba Or Nfl
THIS IS A SHAME!!! Is It the NBA Or NFL? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectlybankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? NBA Or NFL ? Give up yet? . Scroll down, Neither, it's the 435 members of the United States Congress The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. You gotta pass this one on!

Pieces
Don't lie to me with your pretty words Show me the truth in your eyes those blood covered eyes... drowning in the haunted memory of hell You're an attention whore.. nothing more Playing them all for your perverted game

Link A Sexxy Site I Am On
Here is a link to a site I am featured on called Manson Family Freak Show. most of the photos are nude. Please everyone enjoy. Thanks. Misty Tell everyone HREF="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=933550-0000&PA=1852743&BAN=0">

Bear Meat
OK My first blog and what is it about. Eating Bear. Hubby fixed a roast of it and I have to admit it was good. Hey not afraid to try things at least once. Since I've eaten Elk, Rabbit, Rattler, Gator, Shark, Quail...heck now I can add Bear. Actually BBQ Bear. LOL.

You Are The Source Of Passion!
Although most of us consider ourselves fortunate if we can still feel passion about anything as we grow older, feeling passion for your work or politics or even sex is not the same as having a passion for life. It is not just that life is bigger than work, politics, or sex. Shakti is life itself; it is present in every rhythmic pulse of existence. A passion for life implies that you are passion; it is in your very being. Therefore the most natural way to be is passionate; the slow ebbing of passion is unnatural. If you mourn the fading of passion, realize that nothing endures on the surface of life, where change is the only constant. Things come and go, people come and go, and although they once stoked the fires of enthusiasm, eventually the temperature cools. The greatest waste is to extend passion on needs and drives that are selfish and without spirit. Among these wastes would be material accumulation, greed, love of money and power for their own sake, loveless sexual activ

What Happened To You America?
A letter to America from a loyal but fed-up American, And so it has come to this. America's once-great nation has fallen into utter madness, an affliction of mass hysteria and denial that sends shivers up the spines of millions outside our borders. Ours is a sick nation. But most of us carry on as though nothing at all is the matter. Special interests and secret agendas unfold precariously close to your line of sight. Covert causes and operations abound in the dark corners of our government institutions. A dubiously constituted government pursues war at will anywhere on earth, discussing things like collateral damage and plausible deniability that become points for solemn banter over cocktails paid for with your tax dollars. Our agents employ terrorist tactics around the globe while thier front men insist that such tactics are acceptable, necessary even, in the fight against …terrorism? As much as it hurts to say, we have become a nation of fools, America. Dupes. Hypocrites.

My Family List
from now on anyone in my family i will keep there as long as i am in the other persons family i value my friends and i value the extra special who i put there but if im not valued as such i will no longer have anyone there that doesnt value me!

Nathan
In my heart, you will always be, On my mind, you'll never leave. In my arms, I wish you were, In my hands, I once held you there. For the best, is what they said, For the best, it plays in my head. For the best, they were right, For the best, plays in my head each night. I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I should've been, I'm sorry, I wasn't the mom I could've been. I'm sorry, I wasn't there for you, I'm sorry, but what else was I to do. There will come the day, When you will see for yourself, I did this for you, Not for myself. Happy 13th Birthday Nov. 29, 2008

Vip Giveaway
here we go again! lol help me help u! : ) i'm going for 3 month vip, i can't afford these kinda things on here so i enter giveaways to get them, so if you could help me out and drop a few comment i would really appreciate it, or if u wanna trade pic rates for comments on my giveaway i'll do that too or make me an offer i can't refuse just sb me : ) ty everyone! just click on pic link below and start bombing! woo! hoo!

A Real Girl Is Not Perfect, A Perfect Girl Is Not Real (part 2)
A REAL GIRL IS NOT PERFECT A PERFECT GIRL IS NOT REAL I SAY NOT WHAT YOU LIKE I SAY WHAT I FEEL SO WHAT IF I SHOW OFF? SO WHAT IF IM A FLIRT? TAKE ME FOR ALL THAT I AM NOT FOR THE LENGTH OF MY SKIRT ANGEL IN THE HOUSE I WILL NEVER BE THOUGH DEVILISH GLANCES FROM MY EYES YOU MAY SEE MUCH LIKE A WANDERER FLAWED FROM CONCEPTION I CHOOSE TO ROAM FREELY IN ANY DIRECTION I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT TODAY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TOMORROW ONLY THAT ITS NEVER PROMISED

F Word
Still so many things I do not understand Like Is Iraq just another Vietnam? While were in a senseless war Have we all forgotten Darfur? Most politicians are professional liars I seek truth not of men but of a higher caliber When I think of New Orleans my eyes overflow Just as the levees did, and I feel your woes Foreclosed homes, where should they sleep? If this regression continues how shall they eat? Recession is not just a word it's a reality Pick up a dose of wake the fuck up at the pharmacy Drugs, drugs I refuse to take They do not seek to cure, but from life to take There's money to be made So Death can be delayed Modern day minstrelsy on the tube A celeb's new diet is today's news Soon there'll be a drive thru for plastic surgery The same day natural beauty will be on trial for perjury Maybe I'm the crazy one in this sane world All I know in life is that there's al

Could It Be..................................
Infactuation causing hallucinations craving the sensation to calm my imagination requiring a deeper concentration better than penetration or masturbation unlike any man made creation warranting levitation requiring no affirmation or confirmation the rarest gratification knees tremple from the pulsations the eyes burn from mere observation could it all be temptation? perhaps incapable of explanation? I dare say an abomination The result of admiration Whatever the causation Im helpless thru its duration Offer me no commiseration I'm a slave to it in captivation Happy with Love's Sedation

Spoken Wordz
I DO NOT APOLOGIZE THOUGH OFTEN I TELL THESE LIES FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO MASK AND HIDE THAT PART OF ME TO WHICH YOU'RE BLIND TO SEE AS I HAPPILY FREE MYSELF FROM YOUR RESTRICTIONS MY SELF CONVICTIONS MY DESIRES, OR SHOULD I SAY ADDICTIONS KEEPING ME HERE BUT NOT TAKING ME THERE YOU ASK WHERE? AND GIVE A BLANK STARE WITH OPEN EYES BUT SO CLOSEMINDED I DECLINE AND NEED NO ALIBI YOU CANNOT PROVIDE THE DEDICATION STIMULATION NOR CONCENTRATION TO AWAKEN THIS IMAGINATION THIS SUPERIOR CREATION SPRINKLED BY DIVINITY BY BIRTHRIGHT ROYALTY KISSED WITH IMMORTALITY

I Do (not)!
I do not believe in love It forces one to feel and not to think Intoxicating as it may be From its fountain I dare not drink Love is not promised to you or I Blooms as a rose does And wilts as a rose dies I do not believe in love It can often bring one to tears Time is not forgiving When one's invested years Perfection cannot be found amongst men Find happiness with yourself It comes from within I do not believe in love If ever you are to ask why I will tell you calmly That we are born alone And so must we die

My Favorite Christmas Story
Six To Eight Black Men By David Sedaris A heartwarming tale of Christmas in a foreign land where, if you've been naughty, Saint Nick and his friends give you an ass-whuppin'. I've never been much for guidebooks, so when trying to get my bearings in a strange American city, I normally start by asking the cabdriver or hotel clerk some silly question regarding the latest census figures. I say silly because I don't really care how many people live in Olympia, Washington, or Columbus, Ohio. They're nice enough places, but the numbers mean nothing to me. My second question might have to do with average annual rainfall, which, again, doesn't tell me anything about the people who have chosen to call this place home. What really interests me are the local gun laws. Can I carry a concealed weapon, and if so, under what circumstances? What's the waiting period for a tommy gun? Could I buy a Glock 17 if I were recently divorced or fired from my job? I've learned fr

Say What!!!
Back in 1990, the US Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?

Lets Put A Sold Sticker On Her Tushy
SOLD! Lets Put A Sold TAG ON HER TUSHY! The Hottest Commodity Here On Fubar and Here's Your Chance to OWN her!!!! The Most Faithful RATER!! Most Loyal Commenter, Gifter, Pic Creator and FRIEND!!! She's Gonna GO FAST!! Get your Bids in & Make Them High the first Time!!! Even if you Cannot Make a Bid Make Sure that you Rate her Auction Pic, if she gets the most rates on her pic she can win either a $20 Bling pack or a 7 day blast!!! Rate Away & Rate Often!! Tell ur Friends TOO!! This Auction doesn't End till Dec. 9th!!! Text link: [ fubar.com photo: 2743798301 ] This Pimpout brought to you w/ALL MY Love from: MzMic ™ TakenByMike, Owner of DJ KIDD ROCK & WILD &Golden Boy& Owned By Kritter, 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar

"uneasiness Of Unspoken Words"
Today a friend of mine said, "It is funny how your friends with certain people for so long, and it becomes that easy to be replaced. In truth if it is only a click away and a word not here and removed there "WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS ANYWAY." Some memory's can be like a nasty scab. You want to pick it, but you know if you do not..... It eventually goes away, and of course the only thing you are left with to remind you of it.... is a slight scar." This reminded me of a blog or bulletin that I had re-posted that said something like this: "It's sad when people we know, became people we knew. Even more so when we can walk right past someone who at one point played a big part in our lives and not even speak a word. Do you remember how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life, and now, the most you can share is a smile or nod in passing? And now this I share with you as I shared with her...maybe a bit less personal and a bit edited.... I have d

Carrots, Eggs, And Coffee
A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee...You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.' 'C

Moving To Portland Or
Well ive been accepted in to the protland art institute there fore i will be moving up to portland some time in late dec. to early jan..... so ill be here in white city for a lil while longer... hope to see ppl around..

Let's Put A Sold Tag On Her Tushy!!!!
SOLD! Lets Put A Sold TAG ON HER TUSHY! The Hottest Commodity Here On Fubar and Here's Your Chance to OWN her!!!! The Most Faithful RATER!! Most Loyal Commenter, Gifter, Pic Creator and FRIEND!!! She's Gonna GO FAST!! Get your Bids in & Make Them High the first Time!!! Even if you Cannot Make a Bid Make Sure that you Rate her Auction Pic, if she gets the most rates on her pic she can win either a $20 Bling pack or a 7 day blast!!! She Rate Away & Rate Often!! Tell ur Friends TOO!! This Auction doesn't End till Dec. 9th!!! Text link: [ fubar.com photo: 2743798301 ] This Pimpout brought to you w/ALL MY Love from: MzMic ™ TakenByMike, Owner of DJ KIDD ROCK & WILD &Golden Boy& Owned By Kritter, 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar

Nine Words Women Use
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer ba ck to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think lo

Heads Up
To the ppl in my fam.... I dont keep ppl in my fam unless I know them i real life.... Unless I talk to you on a daily basis... Or you just show me mad love all the time ! If you were in my fam and got deleted....sorry ! If you would however like to see my Fam only pix lemme know and I will add you... I am not tryn to make a big deal...just clearing stuff up ! ONE LOVE

Do Somethin'
"Do Somethin'" [Intro] Do you feel this I know you feel this Are You ready? I dont think so [Part 1] Somebody give me my truck So I can ride on the clouds So I can turn up the bass like... Somebody pass my guitar So I can look like a star And spend this cash like... Whatchu gonna do when the croud goes Ayo? Why you standin' on the wall? Music startin' everywhere So why dont you just move along? [Chorus] I see you lookin at me Like I'm some kind of freak Get up out of your seat Why dont you do somethin'? I see you lookin' at me Like I got what you need Get up out of your seat, Why dont you do somethin'? [Part 2] Now you all in my grill Cause I say what I feel Only rock to what's real Baby bump bump But I can't do that with you Only here with my crew I can roll if you can Dont be a punk punk Whatchu gonna do when the croud goes Ayo? Why you standin' on the wall? Music startin' everywhere So why dont you just move along? [Chorus x2]

Womanizer
Superstar Where you from, hows it going? I know you Gotta clue, what you're doing? You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here But I know what you are, what you are, baby Look at you Gettin more than just re-up Baby, you Got all the puppets with their strings up Fakin like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em I know what you are, what you are, baby Womanizer, Woman, Womanizer You're a Womanizer, oh Womanizer oh You're a Womanizer, baby You you you are, You you you are Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer) Boy, don't try to front I know just what you are Boy, don't try to front I know just what you are You got me goin' You're oh so charmin' But I can do it Womanizer Boy, don't try to front I know just what you are Boy, don't try to front I know just what you are You say i'm crazy I got your crazy You're nothin' but a Womanizer Daddy-O You got the swagger of champion Too bad for you You just cant find the right companio

Last Day...
I remember that day so well Your hair was shining so bright Smelled so fresh and new... Had so much I wanted to say Nothing could keep you here anyway I know you had to move on Find your golden side I remember so much I can't forget So much love poured out on that day The last day...

Pop Warner Team Going To Disney World
East Lynn Pop Warner has started in its Fundraising efforts For Nationals.... you can Help.... Dear Friends, The President of East Lynn Pop Warner and its board members are proud to announce that for the first time in the history of East Lynn Football, two teams The B Squad, coached by Duke Wilson, and the C squad coached by Robert Maitland will be playing in the New England Regional Football Championship this Friday, November 28th, at Foley Field in Worcester. The B Squad will play the New Haven Steelers, and the C Squad will face the Worcester Vikings. A win on Friday will earn the teams the right to compete in the National Pop Warner Football Superbowl held December 7th through the 14th in Walt Disney World Florida. East Lynn Pop Warner would like to invite their fans to Worcester on Friday to witness this historical event and to support these two talented and hard working teams. The league is going to provide free busing to the games. The fan buses will leave Lynn English at

Please...
Use me Abuse me Burn me down Left you behind so long ago I can feel you breathin in my ear... Break me off a piece Soulless cryer Cancer heart Let me bleed this all away Longing for a deep sleep dreaming Imaginary hiding Conscious to no one Cry for my absense Am I so insignificant to you I am the sacrifice Buried deep inside you Please... Forgive and never forget

Why Do I Put Up With The Bullshit?
Ok, so I'm not a rich woman. I have 2 kids that I am raising pretty much on my own. The job I have doesn't pay shit, but I keep it because 1)Its damn near impossible to find a job here, much less a GOOD paying job, and 2)I'm a student and this job allows me to go to school and gives me time to do my homework. Another reason is there's barely any stress here, and I do NOT handle stress well. I know I know, who does right? But see, I go crazy, like literally crazy and want to hurt myself or other people or both. And I hate that feeling. I tried to get help with it, considering i've been diagnosed with several mental conditions since I was 12 yrs old, and been on medication on and off since i was 13, but apparently wanting to die and plotting homocide is normal. Who knew right? But anyways, so my husband (yes i said husband) had a kid with another woman about a yr ago. We've been seperated for 3 yrs now, but it still crushed me. I haven't been in a relationship since we split up. I left h

Invincible Levelers
=== 'BROKEN_SPIRIT2003 ~PROUD MEMBER OF Rating Revolution &Invincible Levelers~' wrote the following at '2008-12-02 14:30:49'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are you wanting to join a family that is based on fun and excitement?? Then you've found the right one.. > > Are you interested in helping others on Fubar level up?? > > Our goal is to have a family that what YOU put into it you will get out of it. The more you help the more you will be rewarded by easier level ups, being chosen for MVM (Most Valuable Member) and achieving your goals in Give Aways. > > We are all here to have fun and assist the FuBar community and other leveling Families if asked. > > If Interested in joining the family, please PM the owner to let him know after you have F/R/A all on the current member list. Be sure to check the member listing blog for the correct listing (in case the bulletin is not current.) > > BASIC RULES: > 1. HAVE FUN

Torn
TORN Torn between life and death Not knowing which way to go Should I do it fast or should I take it slow So many reasons to end it all To the black abyss Eternally I fall Heaven or hell Up or down My head is spinning no sight no sound Just visions Of things in my life's past My minds racing way to fast Seeing all the good and not the bad Don't make me quite as sad My angers gone away Tomorrow will be another day Can't believe what I just said I really wanna live But I'm already dead.

Roll Call And Joining
BBW LOVERS Roll Call AND JOINING... In order to become a member of the family,you must R/F/A all family members. In friends request state "Joining BBW LOVERS" if you are already friends with someone leave a comment stating the same.Blank request's will not be accepted! If a member has their profile set to private,pass them up.After you become a member they will R/F/A you! You will encounter problems with the bouncer,while trying to add everyone. Just remember to change things up when he appears! Example: Joining THE BBW LOVERS...(3 dots on the end) Bouncer shows up-enter his code Joining THE BBW LOVERS..(2 dots) Everytime he appears add or remove dots! Now let's begin! DJ Chocolate Bunny **Owned by ~Tee~ Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarg@ fubar ~Firerose~PegasusProject~RR~Bartender@NeonMoonSaloon@ fubar TLC BETTER KNOWN AS TINKERTLC!!!!!@ fubar ? Be@uTiFuL DiS@StEr ?@ fubar ???Lucretia??? Proudly FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch@ fubar sh

B.s.l
Breed Specific Legislation.... Current mood: pissed off For those of you who know me you know I have a temper.....I've been thinking about this Breed Specific legislation crap and it's been PISSING ME OFF!!! What the Fuck is the matter with the world today??? First off we discriminate against each other whether is be Race,Religion, What stereotype you belong in...Whatever....Why the fuck would people try to discriminate against DOGS aka "Mans Best Friend". For those of you that do not know what Breed Specific legislation is, Let me tell you a little about it....First off it's an easy way for government officials to sit on they're asses and say that they are doing something for the people....And they do this by Banning Certain breeds of dogs...Pit-Bulls,Rottweiler's,Doberman Pinchers and just about any other kind of dog that is a "Guard dog type"

Forever...
Soak up my sunshine to smile your whole life I wouldn't know... Take all you have from my arms You couldn't be me... Break me down to carry you through You wouldn't show... Confusion of what is real in life I can't deal... Fear drags me over the edge How can I... Too much pressure to take Alone I break.. How did I come to this void Confused I sleep... Dirty and scarred by time Lost I am...

Feelings
i realized today that the pain i went through with my boys when they passed hasnt gone away. i mean i knew the pain would never go away but i guess i didnt think i could feel this way again. it felt like i was losing them all over again. i got a call today from the woman (from the funeral home) that helped me after i lost my boys. she works at the funeral home and i never thought i would be someone she would call for help. i went there today and found out there was another young couple that had just lost a baby. she wanted to know if it was ok if i met them since ive been through it. i met the couple and i knew how much pain they were going through. its the worst pain a person and definitely a mother can go through. i hugged them and told them i was so sorry. i just wish i could make it easier for them. having to go through this is something i wish noone would have to go through. but im glad i went there today because if there is anyway i can help someone i would love to and do anythin

Math Tric:))
1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first six digits of your mobile number *(skip first zero)* 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer? Let me know the Answer, either correct or not

About Me...
Hi, My name is Joe. I am originally from Totowa N.J. I now live in Florida. I love to fish. I am a Credit counselor. I help people with credit card debt. I can get you lower interest rates and lower payment's. Hit me up if you have any question's.

Find Your Peace...
Find your peace in my end Tear the blade from me and lay it down Draw you line and dare a crossing The walls are closing in Oh, sing for me again Beneath the sky of grey Carry me where I belong Bury me deep lest I return Coming back I'll start to burn Engulf all I touch and see She told me she loved me Said she cared Can't take this anymore Hearing all the things I've hard before Maybe I'll stop listening...

Living On The New Planet Earth
Below are a set of beliefs taken from the LightWorkers website. It discusses what they believe and what they are here for and to do. This is an explanation that fits in very well with my own set of beliefs, and, the way that I live. It is at the very least food for thought. **We believe that we are spirits playing a game in a human body and as such we have difficulty re-membering who we are and why we are here. We believe that we are all connected as spirits pretending to be separate from one another when in fact we are all a part of each other. This game of pretending to be separate is the nature of life on Earth and one of the most difficult parts of being human. We believe in the creative ability of the human spirit as a powerful force in the universe. Now as humanity takes giant steps forward in evolution, holding your true power as a creator in human form is more important than ever before. We believe that we are in a rapid state of evolution unmatched in al

Checkin' Out Sexiness For Your Surprises?
If you haven't stopped by these Super Sexy's Pages lately stop by Re-Rate their pages, say *HI* and wish them Happy Holidays... and while you are there do a quick perv of their pages, check out and see what they have added thats new!!! Make sure you tell them that MzMic sent you!!! Then come back and tell me that you did it you and re-rate my page and leave me a fumail and you will get a special surprise from me, k? ━━ ☀ FEISTY ☀ ━━®™FornicatesWife•{FU BAD B*TCH}•DANGEROUS CURVES@ fubar Simply Me ~Dangerous Curves Member~@ fubar ╚»H☀ЯnY ÅnGe£«╝™ ☀D.S.C.☀ ஐDangerous Curvesஐ@ fubar Don't forget to come back to me!!! MzMic ™ TakenByMike, Owner of DJ KIDD ROCK & WILD &Golden Boy& Owned By Kritter, 2nd Alarm Hottie@ fubar

Cybersex Gone Wrong
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a

Wanna Own Me?
OKAY I AM IN A NO FUBUCK AUTION SO COME ON IN FAN RATE ADD THE HOST AND BID ON ME I ULD BE ALL YOURS. IF YOU WONT BID OR CANT BID PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO GIVE ME ONE RATE THE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES OVER 350 WILL WIN A BLING PACK SOCOME AND SHOW ME THE LOVE. THANKS AND MUCH LOVE AND KISSES! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO DRUNKINIRISHGIRL

What The Heck Does Leo Mean?
i had this dream that i had this lion tattoo on my shoulder and it had leo written underneath it. In my dream I was like wow i forgot i got this tattoo and was trying to explain to people why i had got it like it was my love sign.or some bullshit coz im Not a Leo...since my sun sign is a libra....anyway it was weird. so am I looking for a Leo in my life is he supposed to be here or maybe I'm supposed to be a Leo. Or maybe i've just been sleeping way to much.

Here's What Amanda Has Made Me Realize...i Actually Do Have A Heart, And She's Made It Bigger
First things first here…please bear in mind that this has taken a few days to write, so it seems to jump around a bit, feel free to ignore it. Also bear in mind that there are probably a few things that will be repetitive, I didn’t proof read what I wrote, just posting and going from the heart here. That being said, this is going to be a deep thing here, so anyone that doesn’t feel like having a view into the inner workings of my mind and such, stop reading now. Now…if you’re still here and reading…prepare for the ride. Why am I scared? Why am I worried? The fear of rejection by a woman that I find incredibly attractive, and that I’ve found someone that I can honestly see myself with that accepts me for me and likes the same things I do is something that is bearing down on me. People always say that opposites attract and that those with so much in common will have so much less to talk about and run out of things to say or do, but, if that is true why do those with less in common ha

4 U....
I just wanted to say Thank U to all who showed me sum awesome fu-love w/ my Auto 11's..I am blessed w. Sum GREAT friends..and for who stuck it out at the end...Ty for all ur time..I know it's a lot of work...muah Love ya'll , Laura ♥

How Much Is That Scarlett In The Window
I'M UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN IF YA WANNA TAKE ME OUT OF THAT WINDOW AND ONTO YOUR PAGE, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS BID.THIS IS A NO FUBUCKS AUCTION AND ENDS DEC 9TH JUST CLICK ON PIC TO CHECK OUT WHAT

Want To Know More About You
Name: Age: Phone Number: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Drink/smoke: WHAT D0 Y0U THINK 0F MY Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me: Give me your number: Kiss me: Let me kiss you: Watch a movie with me: Drive me somewhere private: Take a shower with me: Be my bf/gf: Take me home to meet your family: Let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one: Tell me the truth no matter what: Lie to make me feel better: Hold my hand: Keep in touch: Try and solve my problems: Love me: Ditch me: Use me: Fuck me then fuck me over: D0 Y0U... Think I'm cute: Want to fuck me: Want to kiss me: AM I... Smart: Hot: Funny: Cool: Interesting to talk to: HAVE Y0U EVER... Thought about me: Thought there might be an "US": Found yourself wanting to kiss me: Wished I were there: Wanted to ask me out: Masturbated: WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 IF... I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted

Zeromancer _ Something For The Pain
Something for the pain inside me that will never die The pain inside me that will never die My heart bleeds look at you hiding all the things to endure me I need you here with me breathing wanting you to believe me Something for the pain inside me that will never die The pain inside me that will never die I see you in all of these faces blush with shame when I think of you and your pale skin I sell my soul for you Hush Hush never enough never enough The pain inside me that will never die Something for the pain inside me that will never die

Thebedroomsurvey.
Do you have the following in your room??? Condoms? um, no. Tampons? nope - they're in the bathroom. More than 6 pairs of shoes? definately. like 20 pairs of flipflops alone. Ipod?/mp3 player? yes. Picture of you and your best friend? yep. Picture of you and your ex? no. ew. Dishes? no never. What color are your curtains? i have john deere curtains! Playstation? livingroom. i take it to my room to play guitar hero sometimes. Animals? ew. no. Naughty videos? nope. Bible? somewhere. Dresser? yeah. Computer? YEAH BUT IT BLEW UP!! [power surge. ugh. 439 songs gone!] Pictures? soo manyy. Mirror? yeah. Skateboard? nope

Ville Hendrix ønsket En Sort Kvinne Som Den Første Kleopatra Etter Kleopatra?
Ja, selvfølgelig ville han det. Men spørsmålet er allikevel interessant. Negrenes underkuede rolle i Egyptisk sammenheng. Slaveriet. Men den sorte kvinnen er mildt sagt interessant som en maktfaktor. Dels pga hennes iboende styrke overfor de sorte mennene. Og de hvites problem med å forholde seg til henne. En sort domina? En sort slavekvinne? Begge deler virker umulig å forestile seg (for meg). Derfor er det lurt å gå tilbake til Billie Holiday og hennes hvite rose. Og derfra til Supremes. Var the Supremes en kvinnelig sangtrio med soul og Motown som utgangspunkt? Nei. De var Diana Ross' prøveprojekt på temaet mitt. Hun er den ubestridelige lederen for gruppa og klarer samtidig å skape et bilde av en nesten gudommelig tre-enighet av dem samtidig. Totalt ulikt Ronettes etc. Sløret trekkes til side med Fugees noen tiår senere. ("Men ikke spør Phil Spector om tips!... Ramones gjorde den bommerten da de forlot England. Fyren har ikke peil! Han er gal!" ...Mis

First Day!
Thanks everyone who wrote or added me. I love this site. I have only been on it 20mins. I promise I will fill in my profile soon. I must get back to the real world of life. WORK!!!! I think I need a few more drinks. Hugs & Kisses, AngeliqueNikol

Saying Good Bye
TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MET ON HERE I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I AM GOING TO GO AWAY FROM HERE TO SOME PEOPLE THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM SMILE AND SAY GOOD TO SOME OTHERS IT MIGHT MAKE THEM SAY WHY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I CANT DEAL WITH ANY THING ANY MORE AND SO I AM GOING TO GO DONT WORRY ABOUT ME I AM NOT WORTH IT GOOD BYE AND MAY THE GODS LEAVE YOU PEACE AND JOYFUL THOUGHTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON GOOD BYE

And Again....smeagol!!!
LOL...HERE'S ANOTHER FRIEND OF MY SON'S AND THE ONE WHO IS GIVING MY SON A PLACE TO LIVE TIL HE CAN GET ON HIS FEET!!!! PLZ SHOW HIM SOMW MAD MAD MAD FU-LOVE..... smeagol69@ fubar THANK-YOU ALL AGAIN!!!!

All About Me
I am 38 y/o and happily married to a wonderful woman who tolerates my crap! I have 4 kids who are very unique from one another and very special in their own way. I used to be a paramedic and I loved the job and at times it was very rewarding... other than certain ppl making it hell but every job has a few of those! In 2002 they found 5 blockages to my heart and i had bypass surgery but continued to work after. in 2003 we moved to kentucky to get a new start of things, so I quit being a paramedic. Somewhere along 2006-2007 I had a heart attack that was undetected for a while. I started feeling week and began having chest pain so i had a second heart surgery in september 2007. By this time i had been fighting for disability since 2005 and kept getting denied, but after this second surgery they determined that i shouldnt even lift 5 pounds anymore so the disability thing was starting to look up!!! In december 2007 we decided to move back to illinois and shortly after my disability was apr

There's No Place Like The Place I Came From Before I Came Here!
In case anyone wondered where I’ve been the last few days, I have tried to not be online writing people back and forth as much because I was putting the finishing touches on my thirty-day magnum opus, my winning 2008 National Novel Writing Month entry “Litany”. Broke the 50,000 word mark by forty words and was satisfied with my story by thirty-six minutes after midnight Sunday. And what happens next? This year’s sponsor for NaNoWriMo (a shorthand most people use for the contest’s full name) is CreateSpace.com, and they will send each author who won by producing the 50,000 word-plus manuscript a bound copy of their work. I had thought they would also have them available on the site in a few weeks, but I’ll have to double check on that. Several names got dropped in “Litany” from my online community since the novel is set in our present day, so I’ll let you know how to check it out. Watch this space. Our state representative in Washington, Earl Pomeroy, was in McDonald’s yesterda

I Am Lestat.
Which Anne Rice Vampire Are You?LestatCongratulations... you are the Vampyre, Lestat. The most arrogant of Anne Rice's Vampyres. Created by Magnus and left behind, he created Nicholas, Gabriel, and Louis to mention a few. He is the most well known of them all. Well played. Quizzes

How Do You Know That You Are Loved?
do you know you are loved when someone hurts you or when they say they love you, when they show they care or when they walk out on you, when they tell you they love you or get you pregnant and say ill be with you the rest of your undieing life? answer when they say they love you, show they care, tell you they love you and get you pregnant and say they will be with you for the rest of your undieing life.

Pisses Me Off!
Ok..tell me guys...what do us your girlfriends or fiances or wifes have to do? You say you love us, that were beautiful and sexy...but we catch you lookin at other girls or porn and then you lie or say "i typed the website in wrong" yeah right.Why the F***you think we take so long to get ready and to make us sexy looking? WE DO IT FOR YOU!!!! OUR TITS ARE REAL! OUR BODYS ARE REAL!DEAL WITH IT! WERE FAT AND WE LIKE IT! YOU SHOULD TO YOU CHOSE US FOR A REASON....remember what that reason is please.

Us Diluted Loan Rules Before Crash
AP IMPACT: US diluted loan rules before crash By MATT APUZZO – 1 day ago WASHINGTON (AP) — The Bush administration backed off proposed crackdowns on no-money-down, interest-only mortgages years before the economy collapsed, buckling to pressure from some of the same banks that have now failed. It ignored remarkably prescient warnings that foretold the financial meltdown, according to an Associated Press review of regulatory documents. "Expect fallout, expect foreclosures, expect horror stories," California mortgage lender Paris Welch wrote to U.S. regulators in January 2006, about one year before the housing implosion cost her a job. Bowing to aggressive lobbying — along with assurances from banks that the troubled mortgages were OK — regulators delayed action for nearly one year. By the time new rules were released late in 2006, the toughest of the proposed provisions were gone and the meltdown was under way. "These mortgages have been considered more safe and sound for

Own Your Very Own Goddess!
Want a chance to own a Goddess for a month? Here is your opportunity to say You own a Goddess....click on the link....see the goods...join the Fetish Lounge.... and place your bid..... Come on boys and girls ..... how often in life do you get the chance to say you own your very own Goddess?

Being Put To Sleep
It turns out this is the last day of me being adopted by Princess. I'm old, and word on the street is she's putting me to sleep tonight. No, don't feel bad i had a long happy life with Princess. In my last hours i reflect on all the good times we had. Of course there were the many walks we had. :D As you can see her boobs grew very nice as she matured. She kinda over dressed for most walks though. My fellow dogs all wanted to bang her. She also took good care of me, feeding me often even though she hated the smell of my dog food. Awwwww the good times of her rubbing ma belly. Sometimes i'd get to excited and hump her leg. She didn't like that though... We became Canadian champs at doggie frisbee. Lookie at us go... Sometimes she'd invited me to watch her threesomes. I REALLY liked that We were so cute together we even made the National doggie magizine

A Touch
as she is lying there you start by gently caressing her hair then you softly brush her cheek and she smiles .then you ever so softly touch her neck and she closes her eyes . you let you fingertips drift down her arms then back to her neck. she gives a little sigh as you slowly and ever so softly caress her shoulders and down her sides. she even giggles beccause it tickles a little but with the anticipation of what you aredoing as you make your way down her outer legs you can her breathing start to change ever so slightly.then you make your way back up to her neck. you let the feel of her skin and the sound of her breathing envelope you as you slow/softly caress her breasts .as your hand drifts down her stomach you hear asoft moan escape her lips as you reach her hip.everything in your being wants her but this is not about you and you know it so you start caressing her thighs and her legs part ever so slightly while her hips move up and down wanting more. wen you reach her inner thighs

12.02.08 - David Bowie + Trent Reznor - I'm Afraid Of Americans (ya Better Be Bitch :p)
SONG VERSION BELOW Im Afraid of Americans (V1) NIN - David Bowie VIDEO VERSION BELOW Im Afraid of Americans - Nine Ince Nails Ft David Bowie LYRICS BELOW Johnny's in America, no tax at the wheel No-one needs anyone, they don't even just pretend Johnny's in America I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans Johnny's in America Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to suck on a coke Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants to think of a joke Johnny's in America I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world I'm afraid I can't help it I'm afraid I can't I'm afraid of Americans Johnny's in America, Johnny looks up at the stars Johnny combs his hair and Johnny wants pussy in cars

The 'rents.
On Sunday I got in a HUGE argument with my father. He is truly the asshole i always denied in seeing. So once i had my stuff packed my mom took me to my roomate's grandma's house. As my mother said goodbye to me she began to cry. And well, as for me, i had already been crying for an hour so i began to weep like the pussy i am. I felt so bad. "Me haces llorar." she said. worse words i've ever heard. she also said, "Olvidate de todo lo que paso y estudia mucho." me-"si, mama. I love you." mom-"Love you too." then she left. Falls On Me - Fuel I've always cherish my mother and been thankful for having such a great person in my life. And now, i want nothing more than to give her everything she never had. I want to be like her when i grow up. I want her to leave my father and do what she's being doing for years. become the head of the household WITHOUT my father there to bitch and moan. I love my Mom.

Naughty Or Nice...
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey o Dear Santa, This year I have been a very naughty girl and in return I would like you to get me a Happy Hour..... Make sure to show lots of love to my page also kisses ♥ xoxo Dreamer Click Below to open the present it's 4 u =) ">Dreamer ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ

You Can Help Make A Difference!
http://folding.stanford.edu/ Our goal: to understand protein folding, misfolding, and related diseases. What is protein folding and how is folding linked to disease? Proteins are biology's workhorses -- its "nanomachines." Before proteins can carry out these important functions, they assemble themselves, or "fold." The process of protein folding, while critical and fundamental to virtually all of biology, in many ways remains a mystery. Moreover, when proteins do not fold correctly (i.e. "misfold"), there can be serious consequences, including many well known diseases, such as Alzheimer's, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease, and many Cancers and cancer-related syndromes. You can help by simply running a piece of software. Folding@home is a distributed computing project -- people from throughout the world download and run software to band together to make one of the largest supercomputers in the world. Every computer takes the project closer to our

Derriere Size
Ok, we have discussed the penis and breast sizes..Now lets see if size matters regarding the ass. What do you like better.. Big Round Flat Squishy heart shaped Apple Shaped Tear Drop shaped Show and tell if you like. and this is not just for women to show, We women look at mens ass's too ya know. :P

Downraters
sick of em from now on i'll be keeping a list of my faves! march 6th 19 year old KENNY http://www.fubar.com/user/2292326 hey, thanks for that 8! i notice all your pics are with your sister. maybe you should get a real life? march 4th erratically yours http://www.fubar.com/user/2587472 (cow) MIKE1956 http://www.fubar.com/user/2659458 march 3rd 2009 big D http://www.fubar.com/user/2661284 knuckle dragger Jan. 10th SKJ_43 http://www.fubar.com/user/2364541 ain't so hot your own damned self ......................................... Jan 5th 2009 1st of the new year! and it's rorytmeadows-=[TruRaters]=- gave me a "1" his little bitch down below even gave me a "3"... THANKS TRURATERS!!! DEC29th http://www.fubar.com/user/2253376 ACEGROVER thinks hes a TRUE RATER,,,, thanks for that 3 ya fuck! ........................................ http://www.fubar.com/user/2176111 http://www.

Questioning...
Okay ya know I'm p*ssed off so I'm gonna put it here. Now why is it when people get mad at you and yell and you and go on and on that it's okay and the second they are done and in a better mood you're automatically supposed to be too???? What kind of sense is that???? I mean you get all this crap sent your way and all of a sudden you're not supposed to show any signs at all of being mad or whatever. Then the second they realize you're mad they get mad at you again, WTF is that???? Some people need to check themselves at the door I think. Cause you start something and just expect it to be over cause you're in a better mood, yeah anyway, you just keep thinking that.

You Determine Your Attitude
Tuesday, December 02, 2008 YOU DETERMINE YOUR ATTITUDE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your attitude is not determined by circumstances, but by how you respond to your circumstances. You can respond positively or negatively to any situation. It's how you react to events, not the events themselves, that determines your attitude. Any challenge facing you is not as important as your attitude towards it, for that will determine your success or failure. Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. It's not your position but your disposition that counts. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Watch The Video => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Watch The => Webinar Check Out The => Glimpse Stories Learn More At => The Mangosteen Evolution

Fake Men
WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK TO A WOMAN THAT YOU FIND INTERSTING DONT LIE TO HER... BE HONEST WITH HER....WHAT HAPPENS IF A DAY COMES AND YOU MEET ONE ANOTHER THEN YOU SEE EVERYTHING WAS ALL BASED ON LIES...WOMAN DO IT TOO BUT MORE SO MEN...IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME PLEASE HAVE A SALUTE PIC AND BE REAL.....THANK YOU

Hvilke Alternativer Gjenstår?
Vi har forkastet kattekvinnen som en mulig vei. På samme måte vil hestekvinnen og bikkjekvinnen kun føre til en Jesus-etterligning og en mulig partner for Anubis. Ingen av delene er interessant. Jeg har noen forslag. Giraffen gir et bra bilde på kvinnen som flokkdyr. Samtidig ligger det i det høyreiste fenomenet en viss ydmykhet. Uten et element av underkastelse overfor Gudinnen kommer vi ingen vei. Mine to favoriitter er Maurkvinnen og Rottekvinnen (evt Musekvinnen). Begge har en fantastisk selvstendighet i forhold til typiske Kattekvinner. Og de vil ha en mulighet til å skjønne poenget med et forhold til noen som står over dem. Egypt kan sees som en Maurtue satt i system i mennesklige forhold. Mauren handler i flokk men er allikevel selvstendig. Og rottekvinnen vil skjønne poenget med Gudinnen selv om hun aldri kommer til å skjønne poenget med å underkaste seg en katteaktig kvinne. Videre har vi for mer black metal sonderende kvinner Edderkoppen. Problemet med de

Week 13 Stats And Week 14 Schedule
Hey all! Wow.. was a crazy weekend for the games! There was a 4 way tie for winner with 12 out of 16, but the person closest to the final score was Drill.. so congrats! You're this week's winner! Only 3 weeks to go.. It's almost over :( Remember guys, need your picks by Thursday at 5 for Thursday night's game, and the rest by Friday night :) Good luck! 1st Place: Just Me with 128-190 2nd Place: Kelly with 127-190 3rd Place: JP with 125-190 4th Place: Me with 123-190 5th Place: Drill with 117-190 6th Place: Porch with 112-190 7th Place: Will with 111-190 8th and 9th Place: Superman with 109-190 Texi with 106-190 90 and Below: Carrie 86 Spanky 75 Crow 66 McLovin 59 Alchy 42 WEEK 14 SCHEDULE Thurs. Dec 4th OAK @ SD Sunday. Dec 7th JAC @ CHI CLE @ TEN PHI @ NYG MIN @ DET HOU @ GB ATL @ NO CIN @ IND MIA @ BUF NE @ SEA KC @ DEN NYJ @ SF STL @ ARI DAL @ PIT WAS @ BAL Mon. Dec 8th TB @ CAR

Breast Size
Everyday, more and more women ask themselves if they should get breast implants, so they can keep their men happy, or attract other men. Does a woman with larger breasts actually attract a man more than a woman with small breasts does? I've had a lot of women writing to me, asking if men really care about the size of a woman's breasts. I finally decided to answer these questions, once and for all. Half the men (single men) that will read this article will agree with me, while the other half (those who are cat-whipped), might not. Men are attracted to a woman's general appearance, but unfortunately for women (especially those with mosquito bite-sized breasts), size does matter to most men. Now some women might disagree with me. To them, I have only one question to ask. Does penis size matter? The answer is yes. Men are aroused by the size of a woman's breasts the same way women are aroused by the size of a man's penis. Fortunately for women, this infatuation for large breasts

Rating
IF YOU CATCH ME HITTIN A 9 ON ANY PICS OR PAGE RATE LET ME KNOW..ILL RE RATE YOU A 10 ONCE I GET BACK TO YOU... Reasoning is now they have that mystery cherry the (?) next to the 10 which messes me up sometimes so i end up hittinj it not the 10 so i opoligize for those who i have done that too but u know me if i see it ill rertate ya! Highly

Do As I Am Told
Many people have been recently cut off my list of people to care about. They told me to. So I cut them off. (I cut them)....butterfly...heee heee hee. Neways.... I am getting more nuerotic so bear with me. or don't I don't care. I am beading for those I love and for the people I loves people they love. Lol figure that out.

Our Military Men And Women
1775, 1812, 1861, 1898, 1917, 1941, 1945, 1956, 1980, 1991, 1998, 2001, 2003 Do these numbers mean anything to you? Well they mean something to us, and they mean something to the thousands of American Soldiers that fought, the American Soldiers that continue to fight and to the families that lost their moms, dads, sons, daughters, wives and husbands. These numbers represent the dates that America¡¯s bravest, strongest and most honorable men and women traded in their jeans, dresses, sandals and baseball caps for Military fatigues and combat boots. These are the dates that Our American Heroes answered the call of duty. The dates that these outstanding men and women set out to fulfill their oath to protect our freedom and defend our homeland. These are the dates that our Soldiers said goodbye to their families, some never to return. As the Holiday Season approaches and you are planning Christmas dinners, hopping from store to store buying up your holiday gifts and sending out

Bank Ceo's
Ford says CEO will work for $1 to get gov't loans By TOM KRISHER and KIMBERLY S. JOHNSON, AP Auto Writers 1 HOUR AGO DETROIT - Ford Motor Co. will tell Congress that it plans to return to a pretax profit or break even in 2011 when its CEO appears before two legislative committees this week. Also, CEO Alan Mulally said he'll work for $1 per year if the automaker has to take any government loan money. The plan Ford is presenting to Congress this week also says it will cancel all management employees' 2009 bonuses and will not pay any merit increases for its North American salaried employees next year. Other cost-cutting actions include a plan to sell Ford's five corporate aircraft, the company said. Mulally said in an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday that Ford will emphasize its cost cutting efforts with the United Auto Workers union and will give much more detail to Congress than it did when lawmakers grilled the automakers' CEOs earlier this month. The

I Can't Believe Her.
[In reference to my blog Jesus Facking Christ] While I was in the hospital, one of my sister's was visiting me and shed so disheartening news. When my [other] sister had her children taken away by CPS, she had a 5 month old baby. I was told that the baby had some health problem before it was taken away and it would need medication for life to control it, something with the thyroid I believe. Well, I just found out that my sister had failed to give the baby the medication for an entire MONTH before CPS came. Now, they know she will have permanent brain damage. Since she is still so tiny, and developing, they aren't sure how extensive it is yet. I don't even know what to do at this point.

Penis Size
Procedure To test the notion of the possible importance of length vs. width and female sexual satisfaction, two male undergraduate college students - both popular athletes on campus - surveyed 50 female undergraduate college students, considered by the two males to be sexually active, based on the males' prior social experience and knowledge of the females. Subjects The female students ranged in age from 18 to 25 years old. In person or via telephone, the females were asked "In having sex, which feels better, length of penis or width of penis?" In half the cases, the word "width" was used before the word "length," but there were no order effects. There were also no effects for telephone vs. personal interview. All female participants answered the question, perhaps because they knew the student asking the question. Of the 50 females surveyed, 45 reported that width felt better, with only 5 reporting length felt better (chi square = 32.00, df = 1, p < .001). No females repo

Kizz &hugz
I wanted to say thank you to everyone who sent me gifts and drinks and birthday gifts, even though I haven't been able to get on here much, thank you so much it meant the world to me to get on here and know that you guys haven't forgotten about me!!! Lots of Love Always Your Princess

Prevent Scald Injuries On Children!
* Scalding liquids are the No. 1 cause of burn injuries among children in the United States. Yet, pediatric scald injuries are predictable and preventable. **Nationally, scald injury is responsivle for two-thirds of all visits to hospital emergency rooms and more then one-third of all admissions to burn centers. *** The greatest number of scalded burns occur in the home--bathroom and kitchen. **** Microwave ovens are one of the leading home products associated with scald burn injuries. ***** According to the National Safe Kid Campaign, about 5,000 children are scalded each year, most often in the bathtub. The averave bathtub scald burn covers 12% of the body's surface with a thurd degree burn. ****** When tap water is heated to 122 degrees, it takes 30 minutes for a child to get a third-degree burn. When tap water is heated to 149 degrees, a third-degree burn is instantaneous.

Tagged!!
ok here goes ............... AGAIN Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. 1. I AM GOING TO BE SURPRISED IF ANYONE READS THIS! 2. I LOVE MY FU FRIENDS! 3. DID I MENTION I'M RANDOM? 4. I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT 5. I GET ANNOYED WHEN FUBAR PIX GET FLAGGED AND AREN'T EVEN NSFW 6. I HATE SHOES 7. I TRIP UP THE STEPS (IT'S TRUE) 8. I DISLIKE THE STUCK UP LIL PRE MADONNAS 9. I LAUGH AT MYSELF FAR TOO MUCH LOL 10. I AM THE NICEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET, MAYBE :P 11. I AM ALMOST NEVER INTIMIDATED BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING 12. DID I MENTION I HAVE AN ATTITUDE? 13. I LOVE FOOD THATS BAD FOR ME! 14. I LOVE CAROUSEL HORSES 15. I FEEL THAT RESPECT HAS TO BE EARNED, BUT MANNERS COST

Send Me Some Cards Damnit!
Ok so its Christmas and its just me and the kid in the world not much family so I thought it might be fun to see who would send me a Christmas card from here! I'd truly love to hear from my "Fu family" and I promise a personal return to each one! So drop me a line at the address below. Its a PO Box for my safety lol! Chrissy P.o. Box 294 Groton, CT 06340 Happy Holidays Everyone!

I Am So Not Decorating This Year
I have decided again for the second year in a row that I am not putting up a christmas tree. I always celebrate christmas at my parents home and at my father's sisters home. I know I know some of you are probably thinking about the fact that I have a little guy and should put the tree up for him, but he's 2 people all he's gonna do is destroy it or knock it over about 100 times or try to eat things off of it. The last time I put was the year that I had my son and I only did it because my younger brother,who lived with me at the time and is obsessed with christmas, insisted that we put up a tree. Needless to say with all the hustle and bustle of being thrown into the job of being a single mother my tree was up until well after Easter that year. So some of you may thinkn that I am a Grinch but NO TREE. My son and I will enjoy the tree decorating on the 23rd with my mother, my brother, his wife and daughter so he's not missing out on anything except taking it down.

12.02.08 - Bush - The Chemicals Between Us
SONG VERSION BELOW The Chemicals Between Us - Bush VIDEO VERSION BELOW Chemicals Between Us - Bush LYRICS BELOW I want you to remember A love so full it could send us always I want you to surrender All my feelings rose today And I want you to remain The power of children can amaze I'll try not to complain I know that's a pisser baby The chemicals between us The walls that lie between us Lying in this bed The chemicals displaced There is no lonelier state Than lying in this bed I want you to remember Everything you said Every driven word Like a hammer Fell to my head The chemicals between us The walls that lie between us Lying in this bed The chemicals displaced There is no lonlier fate Than lying in this bed The chemicals between us The chemicals between us Lying in this bed We're of hollow men We are the naked ones We never meant you harm Never meant you wrong And I'd like to thank All of my lovers, lovers, lovers,

To Spend Or Not To Spend That Is The Question
I have a 2 year old little boy and this is going to be the first christmas he has any idea what's going on. He was only 4 days old his first christmas and only 1 last year so the opening of presents wasn't that exciting for him. He will be 2 years old 4 days before christmas and I know that I am not going all out for his birthday probably just a cake and a few small gifts. But I can't make up my mind wether I want to by him just a few really big awsome gifts that I know will make his little world or should I only by him 1 expensive gift and a whole bunch of little $5 and $10 gifts so that he gets the excitment of the opening of all the presents. Maybe I should just see how he does with his birthday and make my descion then, but that would mean some last minute shopping lol, not sure if I can handle all that.

What Is Goth?
Okay, folks, this is all thanks to the goth cruise documentary and it brought to mind that somehow, people still think that goth= devil worship. I'm a goth inside, we are allowed to smile, basically goth tells people the wrong message, which is really stupid, since most people who assume devil worship are well old enough to know better than to jump to conclusions. Goth is, in essence, non-conformity, it's telling the popular people, the pretty people, and all the people that would snub their noses at someone who isn't a mindless drone, to go fuck themselves. There are so many kinds of "Goth" that I can't remember them all. People assume automatically that being goth means you are either a freak, or you're depressed, because of the colors you wear and how much you apparently don't care. Goths are very caring people who just want to see the world from their point of view, be it artistic, geeky, or anything that isn't considered "Cool". Despite the dark clothing, and the dark ma

To My Stalker Friend
You say Im the one with the pathetic life and so on yet you have been pretending to be my friend on here for who knows how long and for what reason? Do you think you are going to fuck my life up? Cuz if you do you are wrong! At first you annoyed me, then you pissed me off, then you just straight up became a nobody...yet here you are still talkin shit, still tryin to fuck my life up. I dont know what I ever did to you to make you want to be such an ass but it doesnt matter cuz I really dont care. And go talk shit to my boyfriend all you want, hes not going to listen to your bullshit, he already knew of you before he got a sight. You know nothing of me so keep talkin shit and makin yourself look even worse cuz its only makin me laugh.

Kvinnens Forhold Til Gudinnen (et Humørløst Innlegg)
Punkere generelt hater Soo Catwoman. Hva kan være årsaken til dette fenomenet? At hun er utilgjengelig og overklasse slik resten av Bromley Contigent kan sies å være? Ja, det er litt av årsaken. Det finnes ikke noe bakenfor masken av en katt. Det er ingen vei videre annet enn et forestående kloremerke. Har du noengang kommet inn til essensen av sjelen din? Slik at den framstår syltynn og strukket til bristepunktet som en av Giacomettis skulpturer? Sjelen viser der sin egen eksistens og gir også en forståelse av barnet i oss. Opplevelsen viser at vi har en eksistens, men bakenfor den eksistensen kan kun en Gudinnes favntak og trøst ligge. Og den nakne, bristeferdige og ikke minst Rene sjelen har vært et kristent studie i 2000 år. Veien videre fra det ståstedet er tvilsomt og vanskelig. Derfor stopper vi der. Det er et fakta som enhver kristen en eller annen gang har opplevd. Katten som symbol er viktig for å forstå Egypt. Men ikke bare fordi den er et uttrykk for barnet

Out Of Surgery - Doing Well
Thanks to all my friends that have expressed their concern and shown their support prior to my procedure today. I just wanted to let everyone know that I made it through procedure. It went very well and I should be on my way home very soon. I am with family now and I look forward to seeing my Fu Family very soon. Skin graft will be at noon CST on Wednesday 12/3. Things went really well and Drs are very pleased with everything so far!!! Thank you all so very much for your wonderful thoughts and prayers. Will update more tomorrow after surgery. Luv...Deb

When Fubar And Real Life Collide
1775, 1812, 1861, 1898, 1917, 1941, 1945, 1956, 1980, 1991, 1998, 2001, 2003 Do these numbers mean anything to you? Well they mean something to us, and they mean something to the thousands of American Soldiers that fought, the American Soldiers that continue to fight and to the families that lost their moms, dads, sons, daughters, wives and husbands. These numbers represent the dates that America’s bravest, strongest and most honorable men and women traded in their jeans, dresses, sandals and baseball caps for Military fatigues and combat boots. These are the dates that Our American Heroes answered the call of duty. The dates that these outstanding men and women set out to fulfill their oath to protect our freedom and defend our homeland. These are the dates that our Soldiers said goodbye to their families, some never to return. As the Holiday Season approaches and you are planning Christmas dinners, hopping from store to store buying up your holiday gifts and sending out

Fluffy Starr's Birthday Blog
VLOG! "The Somewhat Cantankeraous Birthday Vlog" Hi! It's Monday December 1, 2008. Which means today is my Birthday!!! Yep, I was born on this date. Wrapped in pink. Ready to menace the world... (

Black Sabbath-black Sabbath
What is this that stands before me? Figure in black which points at me Turn around quick, and start to run Find out I'm the chosen one Oh nooo! Big black shape with eyes of fire Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! Is it the end, my friend? Satan's coming 'round the bend people running 'cause they're scared The people better go and beware! No, no, please, no!

Girl And Dog
A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can''t make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness. Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last. The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky." "Yeah," the dog says, "we''re really screwed." "Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn''t know you could talk." "Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

Sade--lovers Rock
1] - I am in the wilderness You are in the music In the man's car next to me Somewhere in my sadness I know I won't fall apart completely [2] - When I need to be rescued And I need a place to swim I have a rock to cling to in the storm When no one can hear me calling I have you I can sing to [3] - And in all this And in all my life [4] - You are the lovers rock The rock that I cling to You're the one The one I swim to in a storm Like a lovers rock [Repeat 1] [Repeat 3] [Repeat 4] [Repeat 4] When I need to be rescued you're there When I need a place to swim to in a storm I sing to you And all my life And in all my life [Repeat 4]

New Lounge
Come one come all to the newest lounge Gateway between Heaven and Hell cool music talk about anything...just no drama!...make new friends..maybe even more:P and listen to good music that the djs are playing no bouncers just me and some staff...no so called silly promoters...or greeters everyone greets you as they please!!! come enjoy a relaxed atmosphere where even the most unlike could possibly be liked....SEE YOU THERE

The Right Brain Vs Left Brain Test
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and science can comprehend knowing acknowledges order/pattern perception knows object name reality based forms strategies practical safe The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS uses logic detail oriented facts rule words and language present and past math and sci

Stumble Upon
Hey... I found this thing on the bottom of ebay... and I was wondering if any of you got it... it freaking rocks! It's called StumbleUpon http://www.stumbleupon.com/productdemo.php If you don't got it you gotta get it... it only works with firefox... and it goes in your toolbar... I couldn't live without it! Click the Link to find out more about it!

New Rules
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop messing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label.

12/2
Some may see you as a rebel of sorts, but you know how to be down-to-earth, routine and conventional when it serves you. Your deepest motives may actually be a mystery even to you -- but you don't spend a great deal of time and energy trying to plumb the depths. You're too practical for that. You may have a problem with someone who is asserting his or her authority a little too aggressively today. Avoid a head-on conflict.

Nina Simone
i couldnt find a live performance........but i figured you would like it anyway They say ev'rything can be replaced, Yet ev'ry distance is not near. So i remember ev'ry face Of ev'ry man who put me here. I see my light come shining From the west unto the east. Any day now, any day now, I shall be released. They say ev'ry man needs protection, They say ev'ry man must fall. Yet i swear i see my reflection Some place so high above this wall. I see my light come shining From the west unto the east. Any day now, any day now, I shall be released. Standing next to me in this lonely crowd, Is a man who swears he's not to blame. All day long i hear him shout so loud, Crying out that he was framed. I see my light come shining From the west unto the east. Any day now, any day now, I shall be released.

This Song Is Amazing...
I really love this song, so I thought I would share the lyrics with you guys. I will post the video in my stash. You should check it out. The Temptation of Adam If this was the Cold War we could keep each other warm I said on the first occasion that I met Marie We were crawling through the hatch that was the missile silo door And I don't think that she really thought that much of me I never had to learn to love her like I learned to love the Bomb She just came along and started to ignore me As we waited for the Big One I started singing her my songs And I think she started feeling something for me We passed the time with crosswords that she thought to bring inside What five letters spell "apocalypse" she asked me I won her over saying "W.W.I.I.I." We smiled and we both knew that she'd misjudged me Oh Marie it was so easy to fall in love with you It felt almost like a home of sorts or something And you would keep the warhead missile silo good as new And I wa

The Pretty Pice Of Flesh Contest!!!!!!
OK I am trying somethign a little diffrent here is the contest for anyone and everyone friends of friends this is the Pretty Piece of flesh contest. and here is how it works. In this contest im offering all of my fu dollars To the prettiest piece of flesh out there ( bling packs are a possability if i got the funds). To entere and Quilify link send take draw or do me up a Picture of you being a pretty piece of flesh pictures can range from everyday wear to The naughty gear of night to Dare i say NOTHING AT ALL. so you think your hot stuff think you got what it takes PROVE IT IN THE PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH CONTEST!!!! Starts today at 3 PM eastern time Ends 3 PM thursday of next week

Puppies
I now have four new puppies to deal with. Someone dumped them on the side of the road. I now have to bottle feed them and get them winged. I am glad that this is a reminder for why I did not want anymore children. I have a lot to do and not a lot of time to do it in. I have to take the kids to the dr then in a few days I am going to have surgery. It is no big thing just the fact that I am not sure how everything is going to turn out. I think that all will be ok and I am glad that my mom is going to be taking care of all 6 of my babies. 4 puppies and 2 children. Well that is about all for me I just want you all to have a good day.

12.02.08 - Kanye West - Welcome To Heartbreak (and It Goes Ooohhhooo)
SONG VERSION BELOW Welcome To Heartbreak feat. Kid Cudi - Kanye West LYRICS BELOW kanye (verse): my friend showed me pictures of his kids and all i could show him was pictures of my cribs he said his daughter got a brand new report card and all i got was a brand new sports car Kid cudi (chorus): and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo kanye(verse): dad cracked a joke all the kids laughed but i couldnt hear em all the way in first class chased the good life my whole life long look back on my life and my life gone... where did i go wrong? Kid cudi (chorus): and my head keeps spinning cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo and my head keeps spinning i cant stop having these visions i gotta get with it ohhoo ohhoo ohhhhoooo Kanye (Bridge): i seen

And
ok to add to the drama called my life. I am in Love with a man that i can not have. Well i can bits and pieces of him but i cannot have the whole thing. he is giving his current gf another try. they to are making life changes and he and i are on the same pages in life and want the same things and so much more. I know he cares. Belive it or not he is the only reason i am still hanging onto what little bit of life i have. and i want to make myself better not only for me but him as well. So, i can be the best me i can be. He and i met at the lowest and darkest points of our lives and found something in each other that is undenieable. LOL met him at a place called SSTAR. it is for detox and mental health. WE both were there for the mental health part. from the moment we met we didnt leave each others side. only cause we didnt want to. we lived in the same place for over a week and my god it was like we were a married couple. hleping each other and do for each other. The connection is

Auction For An Auto 11 Bling
This is an auction for an auto 11 bling, i will buy the winner of this auction, 1 Auto 11 bling, on Friday December 12th, 2008 to the highest bidder. This auction will close at 6pm on the day mentioned, and the winner will be notified by email. The winner has 24 hours there after to pay what they bid, or if not heard from within 24 hours, it will go to the last highest bid!! The minimum starting bid will be 500,000 fubucks, all other bids must be higher. Let the bidding begin :p *Note* "All bids must be placed in this blog." Thanks and good luck!!

Bipolar And The Holidays
BIPOLAR IS ONE OF THESE DISORDERS THAT STILL ISN'T VERY KNOWN BUT AS SOMEONE WITH THE DISORDER I CAN TRY TO LET YA KNOW HOW THINGS ARE WITH ME THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.....SO FAR DURING THANKSGIVING THINGS WENT ALRIGHT BEING AROUND FAMILY MEMBERS THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE HANGING BY THEIR TOES(NICELY PUT)...THINGS WENT ALRIGHT CONSIDERING WHEN WE GOT READY TO LEAVE I TWISTED MY ANKLE THAT STARTED THINGS OFF ON THE BAD SIDE...WELL THEN MY DOG DECIDED SHE WANTED TO RUN THE STREET FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO WE HAD TO WAIT TIL SHE CAME BACK HOME...THEN WE GOT TO MY MOM'S WHERE THEY ARE ALREADY FEEDING THEIR FACES AND COULDN'T WAIT THE 17 MINUTES IT TOOK US TO GET THERE...THAT PISSED ME OFF...WELL AFTER WE LEFT THERE WE WENT TO PICK UP OUR OLDEST DAUGHTER AND THINGS SETTLED DOWN...WELL THEN WE WENT TO THE GRANDPARENTS FOR DINNER AND THINGS WENT ALRIGHT THERE EVEN THOUGH I TRIED GOING INTO PANIC ATTACKS A FEW TIMES AND HAD TO GO OUTSIDE BUT ALL IN ALL THINGS WENT ALRIGHT...NOW WITH CHRISTMAS COMING U

High Stakes On The High Seas Again...
Pirates of the Caribbean it is not. However piracy it is… Good Morning. The lovable Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is not commanding these vessels and the bullets fired are not Hollywood trickery blanks, they are real and fired by real modern day pirates. The latest attempt was in NAIROBI, Kenya - Pirates near Somalia chased and shot at a U.S. cruise liner with more than 1,000 people on board but failed to hijack the vessel, a maritime official said Tuesday. The liner, carrying 656 international passengers and 399 crew members, was sailing in the Gulf of Aden on Sunday when it encountered six pirates in two speedboats. The attempt was foiled due to the cruise ship being faster then the speed boats…seems like an oxy moron where the Cruise Ship being faster then a speed boat… This was a happy ending and in reports I have heard most have been happy endings other then those paying the ransoms. This is real and can only get real bad in the future. The pirates follow a so called pirate

Why
Current mood: blank i have been going threw a lot of crap over the past few months and in the last month i have been in and out of the hospital. Not just any hospital but Butler and another great place called SSTAR it is for detox and mental health. SO, in this battle with not only myself and the little things in the world that ush me over the edge, I am trying to quit drinking. There is nothing i want right now is more then a DRINK!! actully maybe a 1,000 of them. But i can't So, on Nov i lost my job and been trying to get any assistance that i can. I was able to get foodstamps. Hell i am not to proud to say it. It is not something that i wanted to go do but i needed. Now i am waiting for SSI/SSDI (god knows how long that will take.) But in the mean time i filed for unemployment Got al the papers stating how much i would get if i qulified. Well i just got the call.... DENIED!!! okso lets count... 1-no job, 2-denied TDI ( i didnt have enough in the tdi account i was 600 sh

Men Are Like....
For all those men who say, 'Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.' Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.. 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature 9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while 11. Men are like S

My Thoughts
Sometimes I really wish everything was merely a dream. On the outside it all seems to look ok, yet on the inside I am screaming but noone can hear me. Im hurt, Im tired of the heartbreaks day in and day out. No matter what I do its not good enough. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and I try to forgive, and typically believe what they say and hope it is sincere. When in fact its merely lies to get what they want. It always seems I am never good enough. Im never pretty enough, never thin enough, its always something. And I am reminded everyday of the situation, I assure I dont need to be reminded, I live it every fkn day. Nothing in life is easy, we all know that but damn.

Body Statistics
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.