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Unseen Friends
Unseen Friend by Iceman Although you are a friend of mine and letters we exchange, I wouldn't know you on the street, and doesn't that seem strange? You hold a place within my life, unusual and unique; We share ideals and special dreams, and still, we do not speak. I picture what I think you are, perhaps you picture me. An intriguing game for both of us for someone we can't see. So for this friendship we possess, we owe this mail a debt, Perhaps the charm lies in the fact that we have never met.

Life Is....
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you 're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed, It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have. Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of you music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black,or brown. Or if your skin is too light or too dar,. Its not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smare everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your wh

1000 Saturdays
1000 Saturdays ... The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the kitchen with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it. I turned the volume up on my radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning talk show. I heard an older sounding chap with a golden voice. You know the kind, he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business himself. He was talking about "a thousand marbles" to someone named "Tom." I was intrigued and sat down to listen to what he had to say. "Well, Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy

Come Out And Play!
Come out and play! Also, don't forget Classik Havok starts Sunday at the Jet Lounge tomorrow (the 3rd)! Come Sunday for the new night (we know you don't have anything better to do,) come Tuesday for a spectacular fucking show, and come to the Engine Room friday for this:

Miss Right & Not Miss.right Now!
Must Love Dogs, Pit Bull Terriers. Must know how to take care of a Real Man. I'm a country boy in heart. I know how to take care of a Real Woman. No Crazy lady's. Don't have time. Save a horse and ride a Cowboy.

" Rhea Danielle Lansdown "
" Rhea Danielle Lansdown " I'm writting you this poem casue I wanted you to let you know just how much I love you, as a sister and a bestfreind. And that truly means everything to me, and there is no way that's gonna change. I know that you are in heaven now, and that you are a angel watching over all your friends and family. In my heart you will never be forgoten, cause you will always be in my heart forever and always. When you left you took apart of me with you,and i know I should let you go,and go on with my life. But it's just not easy to let you go. I wish that I could of been there to say my goodbye's, and got to do things together. I know we had are good times and bad times, but yet though the years are friendship between each other grows more and more stronger than ever. And of corse that means alot to me deeply. You are my sister and bestfriend forever, and that really means the world to me. And in time we will see each other again. in heav

Humility, Love And Trust In God
There are reasons Why we all go for a tumble... It is because It's a way God makes us humble. This we should know That we are all weak in the flesh. We should believe That God, alone, can make us fresh! We have hard times But, through faith, God helps us all through. He can provide Answers for us on what's best to do. We make mistakes. It's lessons in our life we live. God is with us And there's so much that He does give. Let us have faith In God, Who's our very best friend! He, alone, can Provide happiness in the end! (my own poem of how I feel)

Graduation Party
Today my ex's neice who i've known for most of her life, called me and begged me to come to her graduation party! WHOLE family type thing! So ex inlaws and everything! MOst of whom can't stand me! and thats mainly because i can't stand them! And i've let them all know it! but anyway, my neice's dad! who is in the same situation as me. Has a fight with his illegitimate son that showed up from who know's where, cuz he was called and begged same as me! shit spills out! shitloads of bullshit drama that i stayed clear of with my daughter in hand. Then of course my ex-brother in law decides to start his SHIIIIT haaha with me for some reason. So i just tell the ex! im takin my daughter and getting out of here! call me later if you want to pick her up. THen on the way home, a ford explorer with a DRUNK old lady smacks into an on coming van! I see it all, truck flips, i pull up next to it, get out and start gettin the lady out, she reeks and is talking and fine, but she's all "im soooo sorry,

What Does Your Birthdate Mean
Your Birthdate: June 20 You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride. Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing. When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it. It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious. Your strength: Your warm heart Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions Your power color: Black Your power symbol: Musical note Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Who Thinks Jackii Has Bipolar Disorder?.... I Do
What Is Bipolar Disorder? Bipolar disorder, formerly called manic-depressive illness, is a condition that affects more than two million Americans. People who have this illness tend to experience extreme mood swings, along with other specific symptoms and behaviors. These mood swings or "episodes" can take three forms: manic episodes, depressive episodes, or "mixed" episodes. The symptoms of a manic episode often include elevated mood (feeling extremely happy), being extremely irritable and anxious, talking too fast and too much, and having an unusual increase in energy and a reduced need for sleep. It's also very common for someone to act impulsively during a manic episode, and engage in behaviors that are risky or that they later regret, like spending sprees. And in over half of all manic episodes, people are troubled by delusions or hallucinations. For example, they may think they have a relationship with someone famous, claim to be an expert in an area they really know nothing a

Thins I Believe In...
I believe - . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that! I believe - . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't. I believe - . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - . that we are resp onsible for what we do, no matter how

About Me
hey guys whats up well my name is brenda but everyone calls me baby or nina.I am very outgoing and friendly i love to make you friends and i hate drama.I can be the kindest person will ever meet but if you push my button far enough i will snap.The closest thing i have to me is my family if you mess with my family and my friend i will go after you.......im currently in college and im going for a major in biology and a minor in journalism.I am single.I am dancer ,i have been all my life and right now i am a dance teacher .I teach ballet,hip hop and cheerleading.If you have any questions about me feel free to ask.I also like to draw,paint,dance,act,and sing.A far as music i listen to i listen to everything.But i love rock and reggeton.Im a pet peron i love animals.If i have forgotten anything feel free to ask.

Types Of Prayer
genesis 4:16 god-adam-satan deut 28:12 connect between heaven & earth,physical & spiritual and different types of prayer land=family,blessings,finances Search John Wesley Genesis 1:27-28 Adam was original god of the earth and world psalm 8:6 sepent:genesis 3:adam didn't,dominion devil is little god 2 corinthians 4 adam had no moral right prayer is the key to unlocking heaven access,communication with god.He can do His will samuel chadwick eph 2:1-3 james 5:17-18 luke 18:1-always pray,don't give up eph 6:18

Family Members
i just wanted to let everybody know in my family that i'm fixing to do some cleaning up, cause if ur in my family, and i let u see all my pics i think its should be the same way with u, so if ur pics r closed to me then u will be moved out to make room for others that will do the same for me. sorry but i look at it like this if i can show u mine u should be able to show me urs all is fair.

Calling You
BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS "Calling You" There's something I can't quite explain I'm so in love with you You'll never take that away And if I've said it a hundred times before Expect a thousand more You'll never take that away So expect me to be Calling you to see If you're okay when I'm not around Asking "if you love me" I love the way you make it sound Calling you to see Do I try too hard to make you smile? To make us smile [Chorus] I will keep calling you to see If you're sleeping, are you dreaming If you're dreaming, are you dreaming of me I can't believe you actually picked me I thought that the world had lost it's sway It's so hard sometimes Then I fell in love with you Then came you And you took that away It's not so difficult The world is not so difficult You take away the old Show me the new And I feel like I can fly when I stand next to you So while I'm on this phone A hundred miles from home I'll take the words you gave me and send them ba

Hate Me
HATE ME BLUE OCTOBER If you're sleeping are you dreaming If your dreaming are you dreaming of me? I can't believe you actually picked me.) (”Hi Justin, this is your mother, and it's 2:33 on Monday afternoon. I was just calling to see how you ware doing. You sounded really uptight last night. It made me a little nervous, and a l... and... well... it made me nervous, it sounded like you were nervous, too. I just wanted to make sure you were really OK, And wanted to see if you were checking in on your medication. You know I love you, and... Take care honey I know you're under a lot of pressure. See ya. Bye bye”) I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call

A Note On The Beginnings Of The Bofh (from Simon Himself)
The Revised, King James Prehistory of B.O.F.H Where it came from, How and Why... Here's the revised version in the light of various revelations. Where it came from: I was an Operator at the University of Waikato, back in the heady days when "Helpdesk" meant nothing, diskquota meant everything, and lives could be bought and sold for a couple of pages of laser printout - And frequently were. We Operators had powers verging on the Technical-SuperHero. On one hand, we had the SYSTEM and root passwords, on the other hand we had the excuse "Really? I didn't know DEL *.*;* would do that - I'm just an operator..". All the power and none of the responsibility. Good Times. You could do ANYTHING to a user and no-one would know. Well, they'd know, but they couldn't prove anything. Still, I was bored, and frequently annoyed. In the late 80s, I even started to get bitter and twisted in the self righteous way that people tend to get when they've got a cushy job. However, I had in my

So Cold
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "So Cold" Crowded streets are cleared away One by One Hollow heroes separate As they run You're so cold Keep your hand in mine Wise men wonder while Strong men die [Chorus] Show me how it ends it's alright Show me how defenseless you really are satisfied and empty inside Well, that's alright, let's give this another try If you find your family, don't you cry In this land of make-believe, dead and dry You're so cold, but you feel alive Lay your hand on me one last time [Chorus x2] It's alright [x9]

Serving A Great King!
I serve a great King!Read Numbers 33eyes-vision of lifepeace"nothing missing or broken"God doesn't call us to live in fear." We can defeat spirit of fear.We will not stop fighting.Romans 5:10-spirit of bondage psalm 34:1-4-Speaks of fears element of confidence to battle more than the conqueor romas 8:34- to win victory which will win in a battle 1 john 5:4-"the world's way"1)King of jesus 2) king of satan the world's system has fallen "fallen angels" pray by faith and live by faith every vision tries to contest you. john 14:26-Jesus said that "peace" doens't compare with anyone else.fear,intimidation.spirit,cowardly ... john 1:9 ... unbelievs phil 4:19 A-A promis of god ---------------- = Devil B.another way "think of another way" Man will die from fearfear vs faith romans 10:17 1-hear --- frustrated 2. see --- to 3.speak --- fear intimidated Hebrew 11:6 Joel 3:25-26 "What you beleve is what will happen"

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Bofh #13
I'm busy with my new shell replacement login script, and it's almost foolproof. Let's just say it pops up with: "Yes means No and No means Yes. Delete all files [Y]? " upon login. I'm really starting to worry about the number of account breakins we've been having recently.... The manager isn't though. His main concern appears to be the number of computer-related fatalities on campus. Funny world, isn't it? I flip the excuse card. "DOPPLER EFFECT" Sounds implausible enough that it's plausable - with a little work of course. The phone, the bane of my existance, rings. "Hello, Computer Room" I say, being helpful "Is this the Technicians?" The caller asks. Amazing the number of deaf people that use these things. What the hell, I'm bored.. "Yes it is" I lie (Nixon would've been proud) "I've got a problem with my floppy drive, it doesn't seem to be reading all the time" "Hmmm. How old is the drive?" "About a year.." "And it sometimes fails and sometimes wo

Days Go By
Days go by - Dirty Vegas (Smith/Horn) You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Like a feeling as if I've been cursed From the bitter cold within Days go by And still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin Days go by And still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you

Important New's Please Read~from A Friend~
Ok. I don't know where to begin because the last 2 days of my life have been such a blur. Yesterday, My youngest daughter Halle who is 4, was rushed to the emergency room by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent. He was called to her school by the school secretary for being "very VERY sick." He told me that when he arrived that Halle was barely sitting in the chair. She couldn't hold her own head up and when he looked into her eyes, she couldn't focus them. He immediately called me after he scooped her up and rushed her to the ER. When we got there, they ran blood test after blood test and did x-rays, every test imaginable. Her white blood cell count was normal, nothing was out of the ordinary. The ER doctor told us that he had done everything that he could do so he was sending her to Saint F rancis for further test. Right when we were leaving in the ambulance, her teacher had come to the ER and after questioning Halle 's classmates, we found out that she had licked

Bofh #12
I get to work and I'm a bit tired so I plug a thick hunk of copper across the three phase supply and throw the switch. The room is plunged into darkness as the circuit breakers trip and for once the machine room is silent. I like it! I pop the phone off the hook and close the curtains on the observation window. Now it's *really* dark in there. I wouldn't be surprised if someone had a nasty accident in here.. I lift a couple of floor tiles up in the darkness and call our maintenance contractors saying the mini popped the breaker again, then replace the fuses in it with a couple of nails and short the power supply to ground. You can't just hope for this sort of thing, you've got to MAKE it happen. 15 minutes later the engineer arives and falls down the hole. I pop the floor tiles back on just as the System Manager (a new and very thorough individual) comes in, telling me to watch out, someone could really hurt themselves in the dark... I nod & tell him that we can't really

Fuckable
roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to F*** YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da sex train - if u get it ur cute... u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur f***able

First Time Here
I have just signed up here today. I can't get to my pictures since I'm not at my computer at home right now. But I look a lot like Kip Dynamite. The only differences are my mustache is not as long and I often slick my hair back. I live in Virginia. My job is running tests on aircraft parts. I like BBWs, computer graphics, and cats. Anything else you want to know about me, send me a message or something.

Bofh #11 - The Bastard Lives!
The darkness cleared as we got out of the tunnel and it occurred to me that I couldn't be all that injured. Then again, maybe I was. Someone was going to p.. I died. Of course, a true BOFH considers this not really as dying, but more of going home for the holidays. Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party). Bastard Operator from Hell LIVES! Three weeks later I'm back on my backside and feeling rested at relaxed behind the console again. The rest has done me good, I feel *great!*. I catch up on everyone's email then let the students know I'm back by performing an impromptu preventative maintenance in the middle of lab time by kicking the restart switch (They love it really) I flip today's excuse card, "GLOBAL WARMING" YES YES YES! What a welcome home! It's the end of the month so all those automatic email reminder programs will be sending messages all over the place. I set the system clock ba

Bofh #10
I get invited to a lecture as a guest speaker in "Computing Operations Fund- amentals", so I leave the control room in the capable hands of Sam, the janitor and cruise on down. The lecture starts and goes ok, then there's a 10 minute period where students get to ask a "real operator" questions that they have about operations. I get out my pad and pen. "Before we get started" I say, "could you just call out your username before you ask me a question, I find it easier to apply your problem to terms you would understand better" The lecturer eats all this up - the personal touch really gets to them. "First Question, You over there.." "What do you think of the privacy of individuals on a shared system?" "What was your username please?" "CMS1103" >Scratchy scritch< "Computer Privacy... Hmmm. This is a toughy really. You mean stuff like reading the email between you and your counsellor about you not wanting to come out of the closet?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!"

Diary Of Jane
Breaking Benjamin The Diary Of Jane If I had to I would put myself right beside you So let me ask Would you like that? Would you like that? And I don't mind If you say this love is the last time So now I'll ask Do you like that? Do you like that? No Something's getting in the way Something's just about to break I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane So tell me how it should be Try to find out what makes you tick As I lie down Sore and sick Do you like that? Do you like that? There's a fine line between love and hate And I don't mind Just let me say that I like that I like that Something's getting in the way Something's just about to break I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane As I burn another page As I look the other way I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane So tell me how it should be Desperate, I will cra

Bofh #9
I'm driving to work and I'm stuck behind this old guy, the classic slow driver from hell, whose car red-lines at 20 mph and can't take corners at more than 5. I honk my horn but his hearing aid's probably turned way down to "whisper", so I'm stuck. I make a mental note of his license plate. In fact, I did that 60 times a minute for 15 and a half minutes. Oh dear.. oh dear.... Looks like another call to the DMV Database to register a vehicle as stolen by out of town arms dealers... I get to work, flick the excuse page over. "ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION FROM SATTELLITE DEBRIS". Fair enough, it looks like it's going to be a good day. I log into "FUCKYOU", (the help-desk enquiries username) and go into mail. There's 3 new messages, the first of which is 117 lines long, so it's obviously a storyteller. Shit, I hate that. Instead of saying "My account needs more disk space" they tell you about how they're doing this bit of research for a lecturer and how it's got to be in yesterday, a

Stress
I hate drama because it always causes stress. But it seems that every day some new drama is thrown into my lap. My daughter said to me " Mom, it's to bad we are not one of those women that lose weight when they are stressed out." I told her that would be ok except with my stress I would be nothing but skin and bones. LOL It's true. And those of you who know me know I have been a big woman most of my life.

Xi "depth"
They decided to drag me under. It was no big deal really. I remember... wet hands on my wrist my shoulders, my ankles, my mouth and I was under. Somehow... it got even darker. And I fell again. Only this time in the icey water of the lake. Breathless. And dare I say... mildly afraid. Bubbles escaped. Water sloshed and echoed in my head. Is this how it will end. Staring up at the rippling unlit empty... the void that is somehow crawling away from me. Retreating into an even deeper. With the aid of dead relic anchors. Was this my punishment for having hope? Was this god's way of kicking in my teeth after mocking his previous attempts... Forever is a long time to sink. But that's what word I'd use to describe this. Fell forever... only to sink forever. Dragged down by the malicious macabre mortis. But... my body is free of their weight. I continue to sink... float? Before long my back is bobbing on a foreign surface. Have I fallen through t

Mp3 Players
PHEW...thank god thats done just got my mp3 player up and loaded however still couldnt find an mp3 file for John Cena's theme song. If anyone knows where i can find that mp3 file at id appreciate it so i can upload it to my player here. Thank you to all ive met and those im sure i'll meet later here... This site RULES!!!!!!

Bofh #8
I'm at my desk as usual, and a user calls. "Hello Computer Room, Simon here, How can I help?" I answer "I can't get into my account!" A user mumbles at me. "What was your username please?" I say They give me their username. No worries. I look in their account. "No worries, it was just a badly made login file. I've fixed it, you should be able to login." "Thanks!" "No worries. Have a nice day!" WHAT IS THIS? you're asking yourself. Has the Bastard Operator from Hell turned over a new leaf? Sold out?! GONE INSANE?!!! Nope. The Bastard Operator from Hell is being LOGFILED. And if that's happen- ing, I'm being bugged as well. So I'm being nice till I can find the bugs. It shouldn't be long - bear with me. Ah. One in the phone handpeice. Basic. But then the boss is a sneaky sort, so there's probably a couple more. Ah! And another in the base of the phone and one inside my keyboard. Time for a mad coffee-spilling frenzy. This is a big job, so I bring the whole jug

Bofh #7
So I manage AT LONG LAST, to get a couple of hours off for lunch, AND, because I can't leave my desk unattended, I get the janitor in and have him sit in my chair. I tell him that all he has to do is make sure the receiver doesn't accidentally get put back on the hook. He agrees and I'm off. First stop, the bank. I change a $50 note into coins and then ask to see a balance of my account. Then I yank the power lead out of the teller's vdu. It dies. I say I'm in a hurry and is the manager around? He rolls over like a man-sized twinkie and asks what the problem is. I say that all I want is a balance of my accounts. I cross my fingers. YES! He finds the vdu lead out, plugs it in, and logs in, TO THE MANAGER'S ACCOUNT. Now's my chance - I slip up against the counter, slopping 200 coins across the counter. The manager ignores it, but all the tellers dive for the money. I watch, unobserved, as the manager types in his password at the breakneck speed of one character a minute. At that ra

Who Are You, When No One Is Looking??
The closer people get to us the better we ought to look. Naturally, I am not speaking of physical appearance, but of character, integrity ETC. Therefore we are to ask ourselves, “Is what others see at a distance who we are up close, or is it just a façade?” If those whom we impress at a distance were to spend a week with us in our homes, would their impression of us be enhanced or rebuffed? It is one thing to have stage presence and quite another to have personal presence. Seriously, what are the things your "friends" don't see about you? Those things you do when no one is looking? Do you put aside your own agenda to help some eles out? Are you the mover, or the asker? Are you the guy who helps a teenage delinquent learn to read when no one is looking. or perhaps the one that starts a sports team/club in you area, to keep kids out of trouble? Are you the one who helps your neighbor carry in the groceries when you can see they are struggling? Have you ev

Bofh #6
It's friday, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit! I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later I'm ready to answer the phone. "Hello?" I say. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALL MORNING?!" I hate it when they shout at me early in the morning. It always puts me in a bad mood. You know what I mean. "Ah, yes. Well, there's been some solar activity this morning, it always disrupts electronics..." I say, sweet as a sugar pie. "Huh? But I could get through to my friends?!" "Yes, that's entirely possible, solar activity is very unpredictable in it's effects. Why last week, we had some files just dissappear from a guys account while he was working on it!" "Really?" "Straight Up! Hey, do you want me to check your account?" "Yes please, I've got some important stuff in there!" "Ok, what's your username..." He tells me. Honestly, it's like sho

Bofh #5
I'm bored senseless, so I pass the time by reading users email. I must admit that today's lot is PARTICULARLY boring, not one good message in all of them. I was expecting at LEAST some veiled reference to a grope in a storeroom, but nothing. So I'm bored senseless by the usual drivel about some relative's surgery and how the weather is over the other side of the world - that sort of crap. To relieve the boredom, I remove a e-mail party invite from a user's mail and post it under the senders username to to alt.singles.with.severe.social. dysfunctions on news, and make a note in my diary to be there with my camcorder. Should be a blast! Next in line is the online medical records database, in which the company doctors store the current medical histories of the staff. I grep it quickly for "herpes" and "syphillus" and send the results to the local scum newspaper. I cover my tracks by adding an entry to one of the doctor's online electronic diarys for yesterday saying "$500, Med Recs

Bofh #4
It's a thursday, and I'm in a good mood. It's payday. I think I'll take some calls. I put the phone back on the hook. It rings. "I've been trying to get you for hours!" the voice at the other end screams "Not, it can't be hours" I say, putting "Blade Runner" back into it's cover and looking at the back, "it was more like 114 minutes. I was on a long phone call with the big boss, trying to get you users some better facilities" Hook; Line; and Sinker... "Oh. I'm sorry." "That's ok, I'm a tolerant person" I make a mental note to change his password to something nasty in the next couple of days. "Um, I need to know how to rename a file" he says. Oh dear... Hang on, it's payday isn't it?! I'm in a good mood. "Sure. You just go 'rm' and the filename" "Thanks" "No worries" (Now I'm in a *REALLY* good mood. I think I just might write that script to make saving impossible on rogue at random times like I've been thinking about) The phone rings again. "Hello?"

Bofh #3
So I'm working so hard I barely have time to drive into town and watch a movie before I told people their printing will be ready. The queue's WAAAAAY too long to have everything printed (and sorted) by the time I told them, so I kill all the small jobs so there's only 2 left and I can sort them in no time. Then, after the movie, (which was one of those slack Bertolucci ones that takes about 3 hours till the main character is killed off in a visionary experience) I get back and clear the printouts. There's about 50 people waiting outside and I've got two printouts. That's about average for me. I thought I'd killed more tho. Anyway, I put out the printouts and walk slooowly inside, fingering the clipboard with "ACCOUNTS TO REMOVE" in big letters on the back. No-one says anything. As usual. . . . I'm sitting back in the Operations Armchair, watching the computer room closed circuit TV, which just happens to be connected to the frame-grabber's Video player (sent off for repair,

A Person In Need
I'm posting this for knightskitty...I hope someone can help. subject: My sons life depends on it...Please read....This is no Joke!!! post date: 2007-01-25 17:53:23 views: 284 comments: 43 ratings: 0 Appointment with doctor went well...Change in plans as they cannot put my son on the donor list we have to find a live donor....Can you please help me to get the word out here....The surgery will take place in about 6 months..It will be done like no other ever preformed...Normal kidney transplants kidneys stay in the body...With Shawn they have to remove them as his kidneys are his disease...They will then put the new kidney in the front versus the back...The surgery being prefomed is referred to as an unconventional surgery being as it has never been attempted and therefore it is really expermental...My son is the oldest alive with this disease and the doctors are amazed at that..They beleive that if we remove the kidneys from his body it will work but because he is not in kidney

Bofh #2
I'm sitting at the desk, playing x-tank, when some thoughtless bastard rings me on the phone. I pick it up. "Hello?" I say. "Who is this?" they say "It's me I think" I say, having successfully attended a telephone skills course "Me Who?" "Is this like a knock knock joke?" I say, trying anything to save myself having to end this game. Too LATE! I get killed. Now I'm pissed! "What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs) "Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.." "Which package is that?" "Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called." >clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e< "Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.." "oh. Oh well, the other thing I wanted to know was, could the contents of my account be copied to tape to I have a permanent copy of them to save at home in case the worst happens.." "The worst?" "Well, like they get deleted or something..." "DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have bac

What Color Are You?
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

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I'm walking down the street And my feet go like da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da I'm thinking about you, thinking about you I can't get you out of my head out of my soul and out of my bed I see you at the corner of the street, See you laughing and staring at me. I'm smiling back, look a little shy But what I know is that you be mine. I'm feeling good and snap my fingers like da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da I'm thinking about you, still thinking about you I can't get you out of my head out of my soul and out of my bed You better be right, better be right Cause I'm gonna keep you all night Give you a kiss, no more shy kris And you better do not dismis Never lose this melodie Go's like da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, da da I'm thinking about you, thinking about you

Bofh #1
It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not. A user rings "Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask "It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse ".. clock speed" "Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?" "Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!" "But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print.." "SURE YOU DO. Well; You just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up. You'd really think people would learn not to call.. The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I pu

The Beginning
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Oops, wrong mindset. For longer than I've been messing with computers, this guy named Simon Travaglia has been posting as series called the "Bastard Operator From Hell." Being a person with at least MODERATE interest in computing, I have found the series hilarious. I've even managed to find some of the first ones he ever did. For some time to come, I will be posting this remarkable series for all here to enjoy. The first ones deal with a time when 5 Megs was a LOT of space and most computing at large universities and businesses were done on unix style mainframes. I hope you will enjoy this series as much as I have.

Welcome
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My Friend Need All The Help
I KNOW THAT I HAVE THE GREATEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST AND THEY WILL NOT LET ME DOWN... THIS PERSON NEED ALL THE HELP TO WIN THE CONTEST I'M SURE WITH YOUR HELP AND THE LOVE HE WILL SO PLEASE I NEED EACH ONE OF YOU TO HELP OUT WITH A VOTE AND 20 COMMENTS ONLY PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT I DO RETURN THE LOVE HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL WildCat

Im Still Alive!
Just thought I'd let you all know, that I am still alive. I've just been avoiding this place, and enjoying the weather. Now its sooooooo hot...I'm ready to turn on the sprinkler and run around like I was a kid again...Ahhhhh those were the days.

I'm In A New Contest, Bomb Me!
COME COMMENT BOMB ME IN A FACE CONTEST! I NEED UR HELP AGAIN! CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THE PIC TO BE COMMENTED AND RATED! JUST COMMENT AWAY ON THE SAME PIC! THANKS SO MUCH!

Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing(vid Included)
This is for my friend Jak. =) This is his favorite song and I won't deny him of it :-P I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping Far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Well, every moment spent with you Is a moment I treasure I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing Lying close to you Feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together And I just wanna stay with you In this moment forever, forever and ever I don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you, babe And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you Th

Car Accident In Texas - Hysterical
This is sooooooooooooo funny! Turn up your sound and click on the website below. This accident happened in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area and you must listen to it. It is a phone call from a man who witnesses a car accident involving four elderly women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM that they had to put it on their website. The guy's laugh is contagious. If you close your eyes and picture what he is watching, it is even better than a video clip! http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

Evanescence - Tourniquet (vid Included)
I'm in love with Amy Lee. I tried to kill my pain But only brought more (so much more) I lay dying And I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming Am I too lost To be saved? Am I too lost? My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation Do you remember me? Lost for so long Will you be on the other side? Or will you forget me? I'm dying, praying, bleeding, and screaming Am I too lost To be saved? Am I too lost? My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation (Return to me salvation) (Ohhhhhh) (I want to die) My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My God, my tourniquet Return to me salvation My wounds cry for the grave My soul cries for deliverance Will I be denied? Christ? (Christ) Tourniquet My suicide (Return to me salvation) (Return to me salvation)

Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet(vid Included!)
Manson Rocks! She's made of hair and bone and little teeth and things I cannot speak she comes on like a crippled plaything spine is just a string I wrapped our love in all this foil silver-tight like spider legs I never wanted it to ever spoil but flies will always lay their eggs Take your hatred out on me make your victim my head you never ever believed in me I am your tourniquet prosthetic synthesis with butterfly sealed up with virgin stitch if it hurts, just tell me preserve the innocence I never wanted it to end this way but flies will lay their eggs

Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
This song STILL kicks ass! Alright partner...keep on rollin' baby You know what time it is (Throw yo hands up) (Ladies and gentlemen) Chocolate Starfish Keep on rollin' baby Move in now move out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in now breath out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4) Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here People in the house with them hands in the air Cause if you don't care then we don't care One two three time zoom to the 6 Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix So where the fuck you at punk? Shut the fuck up And back the fuck up Before we fuck this track up (Throw yo hands up) Move in now move out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in now breath out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what yo

Limp Bizkit - My Generation (vid Included, Uncensored!)
This is a song I lived by when I was younger and still do! If only we could fly, limp bizkit style John otto, take em to the mathews bridge Can ya feel it, my g g generation, get up My g g generation, are you ready? Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk Take a look around Its limp bizkit fuckin up your town We download in the shockwave For all the ladies in the cave To get your groove on And maybe your the one who Flew over the cuckoos nest Well guess whos next Generation x Generation strange Sun dont even shine Through a window pane So go ahead and talk shit Talk shit about me And go ahead and talk shit About my g g generation We dont, dont give a fuck and, We wont ever give a fuck un- Till you, you give a fuck about me And my generation Hey kid, take my advice Ya dont wanna step into Abig pile of shit The captain is drunk Your world is titanic Floatin on the funk So get your groove on And maybe I am Just a little fucked up Lif

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (vid Included!)
And old favorite of mine!!! Its just one of those days When you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked Everybody sux You don't really know why But want justify Rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact Your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker It's just one of those days!! [chorus] Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit Lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip Its all about the he says she says bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit (Punk, so come and get it) Its just one of those days Feelin' like a freight train First one to complain Leaves with a blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac You better watch your back Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program And if your stuck up You just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Its just one of those days!! [chorus] I feel like shit My suggestion is to keep your

Love Dilemma
Her starring eyes to the depth The soft winter breeze through her hair It makes me thinking very deeply so it makes me very care I don’t know if I like loving or if I hate it or not Must the hunting be over Could I’m letting fade it?? Please, help me, God! Many different questions for a young growing man like me but I would really know it to complete my family tree To much money makes poor But a kiss makes health Tickles into the belly . . . It could be Love you felt Many different cultures Only love could make them to one And could even warm it up By the sweet raises of the sun

Apparently
I really like the word apparently for some reason, Not sure why.. So apparently I need sleep, and lots of it. That is what I have done all day, well, for the most part. Not a whole lot has been going on. Working for drinks at the club, hanging out, trying to find a woman. I did manage to kind of go out with Brandi, we had fun. We ended up getting Olive Garden carry out, taking to my office, and then goinb back to the club where we played video games and drank... Then her bf started texting her, he knew that she was there... Her mom was there too, so she said that she was going to talk to her and disappeared...it was cool though, I went and sat with the people from my group the FTIG CC Bar Rats, snd fiinished out the night still haveing a lot of fun. And I did have fun with Brandi, understanding that she was probably paranoid about her bf knowing that she was there.... So, that is about all that is going on right now, I should be packing stuff up, I just haven't gotten around t

A Guy After The First Date...
It's hard to believe how nice of a time we had last night. Without a doubt, it was the best night I've had in a long time. So many problems with my last relationship and I can't stand to be alone. I didn't sleep much last night. Up thinking all about you and how you made me feel. I hope I'm not rushing into anything, but I wanna see you again. I don't want you to think I'm going way too fast. Ah, here it is! The slip of paper you gave me with your name and number. Mary, ***-***-****. Should I call? Nah, it's too early for that. Or is it? It's only 1pm... What to do, what to do?! Maybe I should let her call me. LoL, what's the chances of that happening? Yeah yeah yeah, it's slim to none! But she did enjoy last night. Or at least she looked like it. What, now I'm thinking she's faking me? Dude, get a grip! I'd say if she didn't have a good time, she wouldn't have given you her number. And she did say, call me sometime!? Damn, I hate this part. So hard to decide

Money Maker - Ludacris Ft. Pharrel(video Included!)
This has GOT to be my new favorite summer song!!!! [Pharrel] Shake your money maker Like somebody's bout to pay ya I see you on my radar Don't you act like you're a faker She... [Luda] You know I got it If you wanna come get it Stand next to this money Like - ey ey [Pharrel] Shake your money maker Like somebody's bout to pay ya Don't worry about them haters Keep your nose up in the air You know I got it If you wanna come get it Stand next to this money Like - ey ey [Verse 1] Shake, shake, shake your money maker Like you were shaking it for some paper It took your momma 9 months to make ya Might as well shake what your momma gave ya You, you lookin good in them jeans I bet you'd look even beter with me in between I keep my mind on my money - money on my mind But you's a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind I got *** on my right side pourin' some cups My whole hood is to my left and they ain't givin a fuck So feel free to ge

Tired
TIRED OF THE LIES AND THE GAMES IF THATS THE ONLY REASON UR TALKING TO ME THEN GO ON CAUSE IM DONE WITH ALL THE GAMES IM JUST VENTING TIRED OF PEEPS TELLING ME STUFF AND IT ALL BE LIES I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TOLD THE TRUTH SO ALL I ASK IF UR GOING TO TALK TO ME IS TO BE HONEST

Highway 109
A drunk man in a Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts w

I Hate It When I Feel Like A Nobody...
I hate it when I feel like a nobody because I'm never treated like somebody. Why must it always be this way? It's not like I started a fray. I'm just being myself all the time and nobody treats me like I'm even worth a dime. Isn't there anything to do to make it better? Isn't there even a word to use or even a letter to make the feeling of right now stop? Should I just forget about getting to the top? Since there seems nothing to do so just forget about the zoo. I know when I'm not wanted when they bark, so I might as well stay in the dark.

Messing Around And Bored
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Good Afternoon/good Evening, Everyone!
We've had rain and thunderstorms, on and off, for two days now. Was told it will be like this for a week or so! Lovely! I survived a birthday night out with my nieces and their friends, lmao! Naturally, no one had a camera - just as well! Sarah made sure she got me some Birthday sunglasses to wear - white frames made like a birthday cake with candles for around the eyes; pink lenses, too, lmao! Kind of cute! And Maria provided a button for me to wear that said: Another Year Sexier! We started the evening off with dinner out - making sure I ate before hitting the bars. First drink was the official party starter: the customary JagerBomb, dropped, btw!! Somewhere along the line two friends bought me a couple of tequila shots - yeah, they know me! I don't know about other places, but at a couple of the bars around here, they do a free shot for anyone that is willing, lmao! They walk along the top of the bar and decant it straight into your mouth - yeah, I did a couple of those as well

I'll Be Happy When...
I'll be happy when... We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with . and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting Until your car or home is paid off.

Ripped Details
One can see again (the feature works again) who's ripped one's photos (this seems to have been unavailable for awhile, I guess as the new gallery software was under development). (Go to the page for an image that's been ripped, click ripped details, it should appear- don't know if it will to others, but to the image owner, at least.)

Life Is So Cruel
Everytime I read or listion to the news,I hear that a child has been killed to takeing away or kidnapped.Or that theres one out there dieing. Why we ask ourself must this go on??? Why can't someone do somethimg abut this???? Or do thay even care??? How could someone do this?? There are way to meny unansered quastions. It just upsets me to no end and I am sure that there are others who feel the same!!But really just waht can be done??? What ever happened to crim stoppers or people where you live watching out for others???? I will tell you why that is. It is cause to very meny of them don't want to get invoiled cause thay are afreid to get shoot at or even killed.And whats wrose is it is realy bad to find out that there is a policeman doing this kind of thing.About 9 years ago in my small town 3 policemen had been arrested for robbing a big store chin like Hills.And the messed up part is all thay got out of it was a suppation for one year off with good behaver and thay where aloud to

Arlington National Cemetery
History and meaning of Arlington National Cemetery as presented at the National Memorial Day Concert from Washington D.C. on May 27, 2007 WARNING: You might need Tissues! http://www.pbs.org/memorialdayconcert

Okay About Dyz
well i'm 22... live in Missouri... I AM CURRENTLY SINGLE SO SINGLE LADIES GET AT YA BOY!!! to all the taken ladies on my list... thanx for bein a friend... so i play drums, i drink, i smoke cigarettes i stopped weed, i rap!!!! that means my choice of music to perform is Hip Hop. i love it. but if anyone is interested in talkin... hit me up... peace!!!

Life
People are unreasonable, illogical and self centered Love them anyway If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives Do good anyway If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies Succeed anyway The kindness you show today will be forgotten tomorrow Be kind anyway Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable Be honest and frank anyway The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind. Think big anyway What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight Build anyway People really need help, but may attack you if you help them Help people anyway Give the world the best you have, and you might get kicked in the teeth Give the world the best you have anyway

Leland Chapman...
So I am finally going to Hawaii and I can't wait bc I am going to finally meet LeLand Chapman son of Dog the Bounty Hunter..it's good to be friends with his aunt hahahaha...so yes in a few weeks after the whole court thing if it all goes well I will be heading there I can't wait! I almost died when I got the call...I thought I was in a dream. Not sure if my married man friend with the Harley is going but who cares I am going lmao..then in october me and the married harley guy my friend with benefits are heading to Daytona for Biketoberfest...can't wait...funny since we finally met up at Bike week in march when the guy lives 45 mins away...life throws things at ya in weird ways...I will keep you posted!

Action Philosophers Identity Crisis
Our daughter Sarah has discovered mud puddles. When I was getting ready to leave for work and helping Martha get our laundry moved to the car to bring to her parents' house (Saturday is always laundry day now since Martha stated working with Good Shepherd Day Care, which is closed on weekends), Sarah got away from me holding her hand and started walking on our gravel driveway. She saw a puddle left from last night's rain and took a cautious step first. Then she plopped in several times with both feet. Ah, it's just the thing to warm Daddy's heart . . . I also got the bestest phone call from Martha at about 1:30 today. For her birthday in February I'd gotten her a gift certificate for an hour-long pregnancy massage, but it had gotten misplaced during our move in April from our second-story apartment to the house we live in now. Last week we found it, and this morning Martha made her appointment for noon. She was . . . gushing when she called and said, "I love you, this is the BEST b

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did no

Come Join The Yankee!!!
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God Is Good
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries

Be Patience
I know there's somebody reading this who has been chasing after the "man of your dreams," but God says, "Just sit still and allow patience to have her perfect work through Me." Furthermore, it's never a good idea to be too forward and too aggressive. Attempting to win a man's affection by jumping into bed with him will only backfire and cause him to lose interest in ever developing a lasting relationship. It causes him to lose respect for you and question your character. However, if he sees that you are dressed with quality, that you smell like you are somebody, that you look like you're doing fine without him, then that will attract the right attention from him. He'll have no choice but to give you his attention. Stop looking so needy, climbing into bed, trying in vain to capture a man's heart.

Free Root Beer Float Night
Seven really is a lucky number. That's because June 7 is FREE Root Beer Float Night at SONIC®. Just show up between 8 p.m. and midnight, push the red button and order a free 10-oz. Root Beer Float. There's no catch. It's that easy. So, tell your friends and family and don't miss this sweet deal. Tell you what, text "freefloat" to 74574, and we'll send you a reminder. While supplies last, at participating SONIC® Drive-Ins.

This Weekend!
Well, if things can cool down between me and my hubby we planned on going to the drive-in and seeing sherk 3, spiderman 3, and disturbia. And I may post what the movies are like but I won't go into detail because I don't believe in talking about a movie and taking stuff away from anyone that has not see them. So if we go which I am sure we will I will post tomorrow sometime of what the movies are like and if they are worth seeing. Me I won't be into Sherk but my hubby will be because he loves Sherk me I would rather see something with blood or brains or something scary not something silly but that is just me because I am big fan of Micheal Myers and Jason and anything that is Horror.

When I'm On My Treo !!!!! ( Please Read !!!!)
Wuz Up PPL Sorry If I dont shout you back, Thats because I'm Logged in with my Mobile Treo & It won't let me use my Shoutbox Nor I can't Rate your photos But I will Comment & Leave a user Comment :( Cherry needs to configure the ste for People that uses Mobile Devices like Messenger has....Much LuV Thanks for stoppin thru..... Image

Made In Hell
From memories of 68 when the wizard shook the world Metal came from foundries where the midlands sound unfurled The bullring was a lonely place of concrete towers and steel The coal mines and the industries were all I had to fell. Something inside took hold of me, I really didn't know But overtime it came to be, I knew which way to go I drove around in search of what would make this all come true From jazz and elecricity and good old southern blues Hell, we're born to raise some hell Hell, we're gonna raise some hell In Henry's and in mother's where I'd go to bang my head The feeling took a hold of me with every word I said The voice was born and came alive from all I saw and heard And now I knew my destiny, I had to spread the word. I took the scream around the world From London to L.A. Unleashed in downtown Tokyo Blew Godzilla away Then on the sound and fury went from Sydney to Brazil It sent the Russians crazy cause they never get their fill. Of Hell,

Don't You Dare Make Me Choose...
How can you do that to me!!! Mandi....I thought you were my friend...Your brother does NOT need to get involved .....thats what I liked about you at first....you didnt seem snobby. but what the hell is all this?? and just..UGH... Or how about the message you left him? He doesnt get on his cherrytap..I DO!! "i heard you called my girlfriend after you hung up with amber i DONT appreciate you lecturing my girlfriend about living arragments and another thing YOU ARE WHITE SO TALK LIKE YOU ARE i dont appreciate the way you talked to her i hate juggalos enough as it is dont make me hate them more and threaten me all you want i dont care thats all you clowns do anyway and for my girlfriend moving in with you i dont want it so find another clown to move in with you cause shes not and DONT EVER CALL HER AGAIN thanks bye" how could you be so callous...He got fucked over so many times by roommates!! of course he's gunna be paranoid....And she wanted to move in with not just him BUT ME AS WE

Why????
Why must some people be a bitch. You see a pic you like and ask someone if you can rip it. They tell you sure. but with the new way they have the pics you cant tell if they have ripped that one from someone else. Anyway I got the total bitch out today from a someone just because i ripped a pic from another friend. and then she downrated the pic. how Juvenile is that. come on we are adults here. im not going to do like others do and put a link to her profile. that would put me on her level. just needed to vent.

I'm Up For Sale
Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer

Fuck
Add 1 thing to the fuck list IN 20 MINUTES or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days! 1. fuck dumbass guys. 2. fuck mustangs!!!!!!!!! 3. fuck frogs 4. fuck you. 5. fuck 1% milk 6. fuck your mom! [inside joke] 7. fuck really sharp knives 8. FUCK US AIRWAYS!!!! 9. Fuck working at a job you despise... 10.Fuck Salt! 11.Fuck the drama 12.Fuck me (yeah i said it) 13.Fuck the Valley... 14. Fuck work 15. Fuck this 16. FUCK DUMB ASS GIRLS WHO CANT GET THEIR OWN MEN! 17. FUCK JENNA!!!!!!!!!!! 18. FUCK INSECURE PPL 19. FUCK WHOEVER WROTE #17!!!! 20. FUCK HER IN THE BUTT!!! (inside joke) 21. Fuck the police! 22.FUCK PEOPLE WITH NO TRUST !!!! 23.FUCK what you heard! 24.F*U*C*K* MY CAR BEING A P.O.S. 25. fuck not having any money to buy the new linkin park cd!!!!! 26. fuck this fuck list 27. Fuck Gangsters 28. Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama. 29. Fuck snitches 30.Fuck me 31. Fuck stupid blonde russian bitches who disrespect while here on a visa. 32.Fuck who started th

Nice........
Ah Fashigidate Mr.Boney Bone Corleon LiL Zane And the one and only Busta Chavigidate Holla at 'em Zane let 'em know how we do pimpin' (ZANE:) Wasn't for him I wouldn't be alive Chastized For tellin' lies Since then baptized look in my eyes Can you see the pain? Why does the sun shine when it rains? Hard times got me feelin' Daddy never did a thang I'm GOD's chosen He put me in a rolls And keeps my wrist frozen Never brown nosin' Like an explosin' I cause a comotion Spit the truth like a profit I talk to the ocean People fear what they cant understand I thank GOD that I can I stay focused keepin' Him in my plan Never losin' my fate Haters gonna try to degrate Gotta be in my state of mind to relate Gotta know this is the end and ain't no time to waist Time to face your fate And I pray you don't end up in the lake Do whatever it takes So many mistakes we make But we gone all get it right Once we down by the river side Chorus: (Montell Jordan:)

Shhhhh.
My head hurts. And it's all Johnny Depp's fault. You see, if he weren't so lovely to look at, my friend Lex wouldn't have asked me to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 with her. And if the movie weren't so fucking terrible, I wouldn't have had to drink so much. If you chop up Excedrin pills and snort the powder, does it work better?

My Work So Far...
The works of Hubert Selby Jr. speak, in unconventional prose, for the part of society which has been ostracized by the majority. To the majority of readers who are familiar with proper English grammar, Selby’s writing style requires some effort to comprehend as he uses little punctuation: lack of quotation marks confuses the flow of conversation yet the run-on sentences, sometimes lasting for an entire length of a page, serve as fast-paced suspense-builders. Often categorized with the more modernist movement, the writing tends to follow a “stream of consciousness” which follows the thought process of the character’s inner-monologue. Born July 23 1928 in Brooklyn’s Red Hook District, Selby grew up around the same places where his books were stationed. At the young age of fifteen, he dropped out of school to work on the waterfront and in 1944 joined the merchant marine. On his first voyage about two years later, he was introduced to a theme which would play a central role through

Tormrent
behind these bars a tear runs down her cheek no one hears her burtal screaming shes burning alive in agony and the pain still screams can you feel the tormet can you feel her pain her blood runs dry as it slowly boils dead in her dreams nothing will ever make her feel the same the torment of burning alive when no one hears her dieing shes locked inside a burning prison looking up to the sky she sees the white wings flying now all the evil she once lived for has khoticly risen laying all alone she dosent care at all crying in the dark as the fire slowly faids the once strong killer comes to a painful fall her red blood begins to darken and shade bring her not into death but let her live in pain revenge so sweet when the movtive is what keept you alive as she stands alone her tears no longer stain shes one of the verey few that had the strenth to survive ~ when left behind~ now carying the past hevely upon her her reveng

Jumpstarted Heart
its been cut so manny times i nolonger feel the pain saveing me should be a crime this is not a game kill my jumstarted heart its whithering away my death has just begun to start im deing on this lonley day its beeding and torn dripping with bloody barbedwire stabed fifty times with the same rose thorn within there is no fire my damn jumpstarted heart is withering away my death is here to start yet i know again ill walk away

Blah
i am sitting at home. being bored. i just figured out how to use this whole thing, so i just wanted to write a little. i can't wait for tonight. it was my friend's birthday yesterday and a bunch of us took him to the hookah bar to chill. ...and tonight we are all going to his place to party..and drink...and such. it will be fun. the people i am around are always fun. anyways..like i said..bored. figured i would write something. not that its interesting or anything...

2 Weeks To Nascar From June 15 To 17 .
so if u happened to be at the race or at the show after the busch race . i will be backstage workin or hanging out when Montgomery Gentry play . so if u see me just yell for me ( marc) and i will come and meet u and if u want to snap a pic with me . or whatever u feel like doin . i am a nice guy and will take the time to talk to u . if i hav time .. so see u at BROOKLYN,MI .. later . hope to see some of u there . if not . oh well

Don't ...piss Me Off
I don't hate.... really but....don't make me mad! It's simple..I'm not here to play God & would never put anothers life in my hands.....but that does not mean I am not the KARMA enforcer.... it's like this....you make me mad and I might just cover you in gasoline and throw matches at your sorry ass. If you catch on fire ...it's not my fault....that was your destiny....I just helped...watching you burn is just the added bonus(for me)! Sorry...I am a little EVIL....deal with it!!!

God Wanted Me To Tell You
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be healed for you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of 2007 all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows, and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered.. Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today. If you do

Military Support (red Fridays)
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had de livered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Up

Little Kids
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The >>>>>house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, >>>>>to hold a >>>>>flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver >>>>>the >>>>>baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and >>>>>pushed and >>>>>after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his >>>>>little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. >>>>> >>>>>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the >>>>>wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. >>>>> >>>>>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the >>>>>first place......smack his ass again!" >>>>> >>>>>If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Free Skins
For those of you who do not know, I make "Free Skins" for everyone's use. I say they are free because the only thing I ask in return is that you Fan Me, Rate Me, Friend Me, and rate and comment a few photos. My skins cover a WIDE variety of topics such as Autism Awareness Breast Cancer Awareness Support Our Troupes Bands Movies Unicorns Fairies Wiccan / Pegan Goth Winnie The Pooh Tinkerbell Lions, Tigers and Bears (OH MY) Sports Teams Hot Rocks Radio and too many more to mention in detail. Stop by my page and scroll all the way to the bottom where it says browse users skins. Feel free to rip and use any you like and tell your friends! SirJim - HRR -@ CherryTAP Live Video Feed of me writing HTML,XHTML and CSS ->

Ive Lost My Best Friend
I had to have my dog put to sleep He was best best friend my companion my boy I will miss him so much a gentler soul you could not find go in peace my friend till we meet again Please remember i love you

Sugar Snapped
I have a voicemail thing-a-ma-jig on my profile now, so this means that everyone should get drunk and sing to me. Cake, this means YOU. And the German. I need to know how many corners have my hat. Please, if you leave me a comment, do not just ramble on endlessly. I'd like you to sing me a song. Please?

You Save Me
Kenny ChesneyYou Save MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com You Save Me ( Kenny Chesney ) Every now and then I get a little lost My strings all get tangled, my wires all get crossed Every now and then I'm right up on the edge Dangling my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you're here 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun 'Cause when I'm a firecracker comin' undone Or when I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It's hard lovin' a man that's got a gypsy soul I don't know how you do it, I'm not sure how you know The perfect thing to say to save me from myself You're the angel that believes in me like nobody else And I thank God you do 'Cause when I'm a bullet shot out of a gun When I'm a firecracker coming undone When I'm a fugitive ready to run, all wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me I know I don't tell you nearly enough

Downrating Pics
Normally I don't complain about pic ratings because in the end, who really cares? But I guess today giving me, well actually my pup, a 1 pissed me off. I know he's too cute to be a 1. So if people just want to give a 1 to be spiteful fine, I'll return the favor and then block the idiots. Just don't know why people have to be like that. If you want to share your love with her... here ya go

Internet
well i finally moved..but my intenet is not set up but that the lord for the library...yeah!!! but only have a few minutes here..just to let u all no im safe and sound like you really care any way...lol...ill be back better than ever june 19 or soon hugs to all kitty

My Age At Heart
You Are 24 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Dont Just Watch The News
I'm very upset that people don't see the good that we do when we go off to war. They watch the news and that's good enough for them! To me there is more then that to see. Nobody trys and talks to people who have been overseas or anyone that know people who went. They don't try to research what is going on over there. They see half the story and not the whole truth. What people see is the killings, the murders, the bombs, ect..., but there is more then that. They don't see the good that we do over there! We not only fight in the war, but we also protect the United States, build houses, build schools for the under privlaged kids, ect. This is what I feel needs to get off my chest. Don't talk shit about us, unless you are going to talk to us to figure out the truth. Do your research, don't just assume! Also, find the truth! Thank you! God Bless the Troops! I love you all! Even if you haven't been overseas, if your retired, or if you are overseas right now! I may not know

The Heart
The Heart Please send this back but only if you mean it! "Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began, "I'll open up your heart..." "You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted. the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..." "but when you open up my heart, you'll find Jesus in there," said the boy. The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew your heart and chest back up, and I'll plan what to do next." "But you'll find Jesus in my heart. The Bible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart." The surgeon had ha d enough. "I'll tell you what I'll find in your heart. I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well." "You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there." The surgeon left. The surgeon sat in

Fyi-the 1st Canadian Gayfather
ACHILLES CANDIAN GAYFATHER? ACCORDING TO THIS YES AND HIS LOVER WAS HIS COUSIN THAT'S EVEN SICKER HERE"S A PIC OF HIM AND HIS COUSIN WHAT A SIC FUK PERSONALLY I WOULDN'T WANT THAT IMAGE Achilles 1ST CANDIAN GAYFATHER@ CherryTAP JUST FYI® BROUGHT TO YOU BY: XPOSING SCUM ON CT®

Hope He Knows This Is For Him
I put this up for my sister in hopes that someone will read it. Be Safe .............. I see him online and can not talk to him. I wait for his call but know it may not come. I am writing this in hopes that he reads it to let him know I am thinking of him. Hope to talk to you again soon.

Once Again!
My friend, Adam, whom you have already heard of before in previous bulletins, is already in training, and getting ready to leave for Iraq. He is doing great, but he is talking like him might not come home. Will everyone please pray to give him the strength that he needs not only to come home, but also to stay positive. I was talking to another friend in the military with me, and I asked him, "Do you need to stay positive to come home", he told me that was a big part in coming home is staying positive. If you think you're going to die, it's one step closer to death. You let your guard down. So he is getting a little depressed and now just needs to be in peoples thoughts and prayers. Also, another friend, Shane, he is leaving for Iraq next month. It's scary once agian, but I'm asking for you all to help pray for him. I feel the more people pray the better off they are. Thank you everyone for everything you have been doing. I'm not sure if you people even care or not, but this is

Soldiers
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. ____________________________________________________ You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. ____________________________________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. ____________________________________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. ____________________________________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. ____________________________________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. ______________________________________________

What Sex Partner Do You Want?
You scored as Tease, You want a Tease, someone you will just play with you and mess around. You probably love foreplay and playing hard to get. It just makes it all that much more fun. A Tease can be a lot of fun but sometimes you can tease too much. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Tease100% Fantasizer94% Passionate88% Easy Going88% Dominator88% Seductive81% Loving63% Begging56% Reserved56% Slave50% Slutty

When The One You Love
when the one you love,, turns their back on you,, what else is there to do,, but sit and be blue.. when they say they care,, they should always be there,, no matter the time,, at the drop of a dime... so why is it so hard,, as the time goes by,, not a single word,, for weeks at a time... why does good things come,, to those who wait,, but yet the wait,, seems to never end.. we wait forever,, for true love to come,, our destiny to be,, seems forever prolong.. Why does it seem,, like its only you,, who wants this love,, to forever be prolonged... this I know,, for a love so true,, I would do most anything,, to be with you..

White Shirts
Today was white shirt day. Not just any ordinary white shirt day but The White Shirt, the one which is related to Pig Pen in the comic strips; the one that is the first shirt my daughter ever bought for me, the one that has been lovingly de-stained every single week for year after year after year...... and yet again today, its true nature called to it. Never mind how thread bare it is, and I can now a days only wear it around the house, its sentimental value jumps and leaps with every washing. I was presented with this shirt when my daughter got her first job in college. I figure she must have saved for nearly 6 months on what she was making to be able to buy this branded polo shirt with her college name on it. At the time, I was flattered, never knowing how with each wearing of it, the preciousness of it would increase. I wore it proudly as a dad should the day she presented it to me and took me to meet her boyfriend. We both ordered spaghetti and both dropped spaghetti sauce o

Clean
i WRITE THIS ONE TO THAT PERSON WHO WRITE ME IN MAIL..HERE AND TELL ME LIFE,WHERE IS ONLY DIRTY AND DARKNES.. AND YOU CANT LOOKING YOUR SELF.. I TELL YOU NOW SOMETHING,I DONT WRITE YOU MAIL BUT WANT WRITE HERE COS THERE CAN BE ANOTHER TOO WHO NEED THIS. I PRAY FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT SPIRIT TELL ME TO TELL YOU: you maybe think; i cant look my face at mirrow.... i dont know if i see nothing over there... there is so mutch on.... my career... my face front of my frends... my family... and those place where they didnt know who i am... and then when no one see me.. YOU FEEL DIRTY. Sometimes you know something and want something feel happynes and wait... But there is now just so many on. Things what you promest yourself,that you never,never do any komppromise.... some whats make you upsed and those things what you fight for... it,s not possibe to stay clean, you have to go down. and there is no glamour. To be clean in this life - that.s so unrealisti BU

What Is Your Sexual Style?
You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot75% Wet63% Soft50% Shy50% Exciting50% Sweet25% Violent25% Awkward0% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Orange Roughy Parmesan
2 lb. orange roughy 2 tbsp. fresh lemon juice 1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan cheese 4 tbsp. butter, softened 3 tbsp. mayonnaise 3 tbsp. chopped green onions 1/4 tsp. salt Pepper and Tabasco In a buttered baking dish, place fillets in a single layer. Brush with lemon juice. Let stand for 10 minutes. In small bowl combine cheese, butter, mayonnaise, green onion, salt, pepper and Tabasco. Broil fillets 3 to 4 inches (under preheated broiler) for 5-6 minutes. Pour off excess liquid. Spread with cheese mixture and broil for an additional 2-3 minutes. Watch closely. Serves 4.

What Kind Of Candy Are You?
What kind of candy are you?Jolly RancherYou are hard to get to know, but when you do let someone in, they see how amazing and full of flavor you are.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blind Folds, Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds67% Bondage42% Chains/Handcuffs33% Biting25% Whips17% Blood0% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

The Best Smoked Salmon You'll Ever
About 8 lbs. salmon BRINE: 1 c. non-iodized salt 1/2 c. brown sugar 1 c. white sugar 2 qts. water 1 sm. bottle crescent seafood seasoning 2 to 3 crumbled bay leaves 1 tsp. rosemary SYRUP: 1 bottle white wine 2 lbs. brown sugar Cut salmon into squares about 2 to 3 inches thick and 4 inch squares. Marinate 10 to 12 hours in brine solution (make sure all salmon is immersed). Rinse under cold water. Cook 1 bottle of wine and 2 pounds sugar just until sugar dissolves (don't boil). Marinate first in this for 1 hour. Place fish on racks to dry slightly (should have nice coating on it). Place on racks in smoker and smoke 10 to 12 hours. (8 hours for smaller pieces.) Add smoking chips every hour or 1 1/2 hours (hickory chips are good). Note: Put skin side up and smaller pieces on top shelf.

Crispy Fillet Of Flounder Light
4 slices fillet of flounder (may be substituted with other fish) 1/2 c. skim milk 2 c. corn flakes 4 tbsp. butter Preheat oven at 450 degrees. Rinse the fish with cold water. Use a glass baking pan or Corningware dish. Add the 1/2 cup skim milk so that the fish will not stick to the pan and will keep the fish nice and moist. Melt the 4 tablespoons of butter and pour over top of the fish. Crush the 2 cups of corn flakes with your hands as you sprinkle over the top of the fish. Place in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, then serve.

Italian Style Meat Loaf Or Meatballs
1 lb. ground chuck 3/4 c. Italian seasoned bread crumbs 2 tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese 1 egg 1 sm. can tomato sauce sm. amount olive oil for frying Mix ground chuck, bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese and egg. Shape loaf or meat balls. For meatballs, fry until brown in enough olive oil to keep balls from sticking to pan. For meat loaf place in pan. Pour tomato sauce over loaf. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to 1 hour.

Chicken Fried Steak
TO PREPARE THE STEAK: Use 2 pound round steak, 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick. Ask butcher to tenderize or pound it thoroughly on both sides with meat-tenderizing mallet. Trim off fat. Cut into pieces 5 to 6 inches in diameter. Flour each piece thoroughly and shake off excess. Dip in Chicken Fried Steak Batter (see below for recipe), drain, then flour it again. Use deep fry pan half-filled with a good brand of vegetable oil. Preheat oil to 325 degrees. Cook meat 7 to 10 minutes or until golden brown. TO PREPARE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK BATTER: 2 tbsp. sugar 1/2 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 tbsp. baking powder 1 c. milk Mix the first four ingredients with half the milk and stir until smooth. Add remainder of milk and mix well. TO PREPARE THE GRAVY: In pan where you fried the steak, gradually add one cup of flour and approximately 1/2 stick of butter. Slowly add up to 8 cups milk, stirring constantly until desired thickness is obtained. Remove from heat and add salt and pepper to taste. Se

Beef Fonde
1/3 to 1/2 lb. boneless sirloin or beef tenderloin per guest 4 c. peanut oil Fondue pot or electric deep dish cooker (s) Cut beef into small cubes (1x2 inch) and keep chilled until about 1 hour before cooking. Set electric fondue to 360 degrees and add oil (be careful with hot oil). Each guest is given a plate of raw meat and cooking fork (also a separate eating fork). They spear one piece and cook to individual preference. It takes a little experimentation. Offer a variety of 4 to 6 sauces. Bottled or experiment with your own exciting recipes. Serve with baked potato, vegetables and a green tossed salad. This is a wonderful entertaining meal. Great for conversation and a long evening. NOTE: It is best to have no more than 6 people cooking in one pot for convenience and safety reasons. Also not recommended for children under 8.

Hey Guyz!
i know i know i really havn't been around and i'm so sorry my world is work right now and i'm trying to make time for everybody so heres the deal don't expect me to be on that much this summer come the fall i'll be on more often but right now i really don't have time... when i do come on i'll leave some blogs and some love to my friends Later babes Raven

A Check Up
I started school on the 16th of may and I am still doing a good job. I am getting all A's in my classes so im happy. I am acually paying more attention in my classes then I did in High School. So far its going good But i think i will have to update later into my school year. It could change or it could stay the same. Well thats it for now all.

Puttin' In Work
S'up y'all? My$ta' Phreaky here... Been off-lyne for a whyle now flippin' theze traxx. Missin' all my friendz tho', so I had to stop thru. Gonna' b onlyne only on tha' next 2 weekendz due 2 Tha' Rubba' Room (My studio) Gettin' a lot of work in... (about tyme!) ;) I'll be more fokused on droppin' some of tha' kompleted projektz down for a preview on my playlistz, as copyrightz klear... I appreciate every1'z input... Az tyme permitz, I'll be in touch with all of my friendz and fans... Keep embracin' tha' In$anity, and thanx 4 tha' Luv... One. Copyright 2007 In$ane $oundz/$traitJakket Muzik... All Rights Reserved.

My Live On The Streets And My Story
Kerry Hoffmann Story 11/19/03 I was born in Seaside, Oregon at 12 p.m. On April 30/1963. Well I had very large family 8 kids in all. Some are haft Brothers Sisters. My Mom was married 3 or 4 times but she was not to happy and loving Wife and Mother to her kids. When I was like 2 years old I moved to Mitchell, South Dakota. Where I lived till I was 18 when I moved out and started hitch hiking all over the places. From South Dakota to Nev. for 2 years and got a job as a dishwasher to make the rent & food till I could find a better paying job. Well that is when I join the carnal (Butler Amusements) they where in the town and I ask them how much they made a week and it was more than I could make there dishwashing. So I left there and got hired as a ride jock in the show. Well it was hard work but fun to we where all over different places in the U.S.A. and I loved it meeting new people and kids and making new friends and more. But that is another story. Then I came home to see my

Forbidden Love
I see them together and a sad feeling pulls My heartstrings are stretching hard and long And my eyes fall as their perfect kiss lolls Something tells me these feelings are wrong He stares me deep in the eyes and he knows I'm reaching with hands into fists clenched Suppressing a want impossible that grows Their downfall will kill; it's double wrenched A vision becomes a mirage, sharing one thought No matter how much, it can never come to be It's been done and the truest love was caught If he walked into my arms, I would push free Breaking infinite hearts with simple actions Words left unspoken until hope and love splinters We could illuminate the shattered fractions The sun would fade into countless winters Take any pictures you want, my nothing dreams We are empty with water, drowning in blood Total emotion locked inside, not what it seems Wake up from false sleep, crawling in mud She is all you need and want, everything more The angel beside you, carving

Freelance
In this divided and partisan society, individual and collective behavior can be narrowed down to two simple but cruel realities. The first is something we’ve all hear once in our lives yet can have many definitions as well as degrees (an “in the eye of the beholder” deal) from individual to individual or culture to culture. This is shame, it can bring people to their knees or the liberator for those who no other weapon against tyranny or displacency (real or metaphorical). For others it seems obsolete and futile to keep in place as a deterrent for individual expression and wonder. In either way it still is the foundation of modern manner and statue for civil law. Shame as stated in the Funk & Wagnalls New Comprehensive International Dictionary of the English Language is a painful sense of guilt or degradation caused by consciousness of such, unworthy or modest; a restraining sense of pride; that which brings disgrace; a state of ignominy. One fine example of shame lies within our own

Desert Rain
Desert Rain falling for the heart. Where over the mountian passes of love. held high by the hand of God. One seeks a rainbow in an oassis. What sweet dreams may come of this. Only a fool will cry over anger. Arabain nihgts are not found in the desert of this land. So travel the hidden highway's to ones heart. Be true to ones love. Find adventure in a kiss. Yes a kiss of ardent love. See the desert animals dancing to the heat of hte day. Yet laughing with joy on a cool desert night. Light the northern sky red. Wish to the stars, that the rain will come for one and all. Until then we will dance to hells heated time. Only the truth of love, for the desert rain is what we need. Rain, rain of thunder and lighting. Flash floods in the desert rivers. But we still dance to the rain for it brings, life to one and all. Desert rain the given happiness the final life blood of all life, in the desert. So we dance to dance for the desert rain to bring relief for jsut one more day, to live life. De

Dust And Bones
One of my favorite songs of all time; so much so that I often wish I would have written it. Besides Izzy Stradlin's great rhythm guitar and Slash's magnificent guitar solo, there are so many profound words in this song, about the past, present, and future; the good and bad aspects of love and relationships; life in general; and what it all comes down in the very end. Dust N' Bones (Stradlin/Slash/McKagan) He lost his mind today He left it out back on the highway On '65 She loved him yesterday Yesterday's over, I said okay That's all right. Time moves on that's the way We live in hope to see the next day That's all right. Sometimes these things they are so easy Sometimes these things they are so cold Sometimes these things just seem to rip you right in two Oh no man don't let 'em get to you She loved him yesterday He laid her sister, she said okay And that's all right. Buried her things today Way back out deep behind the driveway And that's all right.

I'll Take You To My Grave
You know if I close my eyes, I will dream of you, If I hear your name one more time, I will begin to cry, If I see your face, I'll fall in love all over again, My heart aches continuously, my body hurts with pain, And it feels if I'm being beating until I am black and blue, Because all I can remember is the day we said goodbye. You know all of the words I spoke were completely true, I'd never lie about the way I feel whenever you were near, If I could hold you one more time, I wouldn't let you go, I love with all of my heart, and that you must know, And all the tears that I cry are tears I'm crying over you, Cos I am aching and bleeding inside, I just need you here. I see you when I'm sleeping, and I hear your voice too, But I will only remember the good times we shared, If I may meet someone new, I'll still keep you in my heart, Because it doesn't matter anymore that we are apart, I know that once upon a time, you truly cared, There's no one else on earth who'll l

Carwash Bbq Sat. June 9th!! Come See Me!
The New England Rally carwash has been set! KC's Ribshack on 2nd st. in Manchester Noon to 4-ish. Carwash/bbq to benefit the boys and girl's club on behalf of New England Rally! Bring your appetite and your wallet! Hot chicks in bikinis washing bikes and cars while you eat some fabulous KC's bbq, you can't ask for more than that! Bring the kids, Tiff will be doing face painting and I'll be bringing the alligator down! Definitely a fun time and you get to help out some kids in the process! I hope to see some of my friends there! Stop in and visit!! ~Karoline~

28 Weeks Later
After the shocking/appaling sequals Ive seen recently, I approached this one with great caution, even though I love zombies... and I wasnt let down. Starting during the outbreak covered in the original, the story follows Rovbert Carlyle as he survives and finds himself one of the main people helping the american army repopulate London. Soon his children return, but they uncover a horrible secret from his past. And then the shit really hits the fan. Packed with tention, some amazing scenes of a zombie infested London, tons and tons of gore and an amazing bit with a hellicopter, this one offers something for every horro/zombie/simply great movies fan. And with the news that Danny Boyle is returning to direct the follow up, this satisfied my hunger even better than the hookers brains Im eating now...

It's Fear... But Of What???
i'm scared... terrified... i love him... more than anything. he makes me feel like nobody has ever made me feel before... completely and totally loved. like i have no flaws... perfect. my mind reels with thoughts that shouldn't be there... thoughts of love, marriage, and forever. we've only known eachother for a few weeks... yet he's all i can think about... all i can dream about. i actually dread going home... because i won't be with him. i honestly don't think i could live without him now... well i guess i could... but i sure as hell don't want to... and it scares the hell out of me... and god forbid i say anything like this to him... because knowing my luck it would scare him away. he talks of moving in together come christmas time... and my heart feels like it will burst out of my chest. i lay here while he is at work and hold his pillow close to me... reveling in the scent... his scent. as i drifted to sleep last night i did so with his arms around me and a smile on my face and a

Come One Come All!!!
Lagging behind in my first contest, cause I don't have a ton of bomber friends. Help me out guys. Show me some love and I'll show you love. Let's do this yo!!! :) XOXOXOXO MamacitaTia AKA "Fun Dip" Click pic below and comment the heck out of it!! :)

June 2nd Jokes
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?" The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us." The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle." Parking I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park." Tomatoes A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growin

Why English Is The Hardest Language To Learn
1, The bandage was wound around the wound. 2, The farm was used to produce produce. 3, The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4, There is no time like the present, so he thought he would present the present. 5, When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 6, He did not object to the object. 7, The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 8,The oarsmen had a row about how to row. 9, he was too close to the door to close it. 10, A stag does strange things when the does are present. 11, After a number of injections my jaw became number. 12, The artist saw a tear in his painting and shed a tear. 13,She had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 14, An army chef decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

They Say That It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost, Then To Have Never Loved At All....
.....Just like asking is the glass half empty or half full. It all depends on how you look at it. When you love someone you experience feelings and emotions you never thought possable. But then you get hurt and thats the point of which you wished you has never fallin in love in the first place. If nothing else, love is the only truth out there, it never tells you any lies, there is no "i think im in love" your in love, your just to scared to admit it in fear of getting hurt. But its just something that has to happen, yes its painful, and yes it takes a while to get over. But we do get over it. But there is that one special person that when you look into their eyes, you see more then love. Its a feeling that is highly unexplainable and unavoidable, and those are the ones who kinda sneek up on ya! You dont really look for them, but you find them either way! And they also happen to be the ones who change your world. They show you things that you never thought possable. Then, you drop the

My First Blog... I Am A Pso
Hello there, Im Jackie and I just wanted it known that I am a phone fantasy operator. I work for a company that takes calls for 1.99 a minute (Most) If your interested in calling me there you can use this button...But that is not the only reason I am here. Cause believe it or not we are real people. I once tried to use staff pictures but never made a dime in profit until I started to use my very own pictures. I was scared to do that at first but Im glad I did it now because at least now I get one or two phone calls a day. But the real person needs friends too darn it... hehehe

Happy To Be Here!
Glad to have found out about Cherrytap! My friend who recommended it said it's like MySpace on steroids and that's how I've been describing it. This is a fun site and I'm going to be using www.Trooker.com to create sets to post. Trooker, by the way, is the great new online video search engine that lets you find videos from across the web and create your own sets which you can publish or embed, like the one on my profile. Now it's Tuborg time!! (that's my favorite beer).

Daily Horoscope June 2
"Dinner and a movie? Boring! It's time to spice up your after-work activities. Come on, there's so much you're interested in. Try something off-the-wall and fabulous. Give yourself some freedom and branch out." That's what D&D is for.

6-01-07
Therapy is going great. I can bend my right and left thumbs 40 and 10 degrees respectfully. The finger isn't doing so good, very limited on it. If the knuckle wasn't smashed, it would be way better, but oh well. *sigh* I'll have x-rays taken in 3 weeks before another appt. with the Dr. That will give me more insight as how my hand is doing. I still haven't started light duty. Not really sure why. My brother was nice enough to let me borrow his PS2. 1. it helps with therapy. 2. I just sit around all day, might as well have fun Wink He also let me borrow Burnout revenge (great game) Me and Amanda bought Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Smackdown vs RAW 2006. I don't think i'm ready to play God of War just yet. Last weekend I hung out with Ben. We drank pretty much the whole day. He kicked my ass in Street Fighter.

I Feel So Awful
for the past week I have been slightly on the ill side. Most likely stress according to a doctor. There has been a 24 hour bug around here, but I have been like this for awhile. anyway..... today is International Gothic Lolita Day. I should be getting dressed and lovely and taking pics. I will celebrate the whole weekend and be lovely. I just need inspiration...which is lacking today with the whole "don't feel good" thing

Party Sunday!
JOIN WORLD ROCK RADIO SUNDAY, JUNE 3!!! WE'RE HAVING A HUGE PARTY!! LOTS OF MUSIC, FRIENDS, AND YES PRIZES!!!! DON'T MISS OUT!!! Bingo Cards will be handed out from 1:00pm EST until 4:00pm EST. Contact DJ Evil @ anthraxbio@yahoo.com or CSC @ original_csc@yahoo.com for your card!! Click banner to enter lounge

Updating About Ultrasound Day
[02 Jun 2007|09:48am] Josh and I got up early that morning b/c he had to go return some things to Advance Auto. April and her mom past us and then came by to talk to us in the parking lot. From there we went to the bank and then to the hospital. I went in to talk to them about signing in when I do go into labor. We ended up having to go up to the fifth floor to get the paper work. Then we headed over to the ultrasound place. We got there and when we got in the building didn't know where to go so we went up to the third floor and asked someone there. She didn't know either and had to call some number and they said 470. So we went there only to find out it's 420 so we went there and waiting a little while b/c the people were still at lunch. They then started to hand out paper work and we were called into the room. I laid down on the table and Josh was in a chair. I had to pull my shirt up and my shorts down just below my stomach. She put some icky stuff on me and we begin. She was show

Naughty App
"NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST

The Gingham Dress
THE GINGHAM DRESS (Atrue story by Malcom Forbes) A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge. "We'd like to see the president," the man said softly. "He'll be busy all day," the secretary snapped. "We'll wait," the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted. "Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave," she said to him. He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to

Oh Wow...
OK...SO EVERYTHING I THOUGHT, WAS APPARENTLY WRONG.. YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME... THEN YOU STOMPED ON MY HEART...WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!? YOU SEEMED TO THINK THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE... THERE WASN'T. I FELT LIKE A TROPHY YOU WON... I'M NOT... I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE HOW MUCH I CARED... I WON'T BE DOING THAT AGAIN.. SCREW THIS... SCREW IT ALL... I GIVE UP. I CAN'T FIND MY WAY THROUGH THE DARK BY MYSELF... BUT WHEN I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND TO HELP ME... I COULDN'T FIND YOU... I NEEDED YOU TO HOLD ME DURING THIS STORM... LOOKED AROUND YOU WEREN'T THERE... I NEEDED TO LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND HAVE REASSURANCE THAT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY... WHERE WERE YOU???? NOT HERE WITH ME.. YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS ON TOP OF THE WORLD...AND NOW... NOW I FEEL LIKE I HOLD THE WORLD ON MY SHOULDERS... AGAIN, I'VE BEEN LET DOWN.. AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW.. I REFUSE TO BE BROUGHT DOWN... I REFUSE TO TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW I FELT NOW... I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THIS AGAIN!!! WHY

4 Questions
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time. And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!! 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in second place. In which position are you now? Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second. For the next question try not to be so dumb. 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!! It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any

Movie Star Sex Style
You are a Sharon Stone Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct." Need we say more? You have command in the bedroom (or wherever else it may be.) Sex is very important to you, and a relationship that is vacant of frequent sex can never be truly fulfilling. You may be more dominating and you probably are the one to initiate sex and determine how it will be done. You're willing to try anything because you want to keep sex interesting and exciting, which to you is what makes for a good lover. If your sexual style is a little overwhelming for your partner, the most important thing to remember is to make sure they feel comfortable enough to express themselves sexual in their own way. Once the playing field is more even, you'll reap the rewards of a healthy sexual relationship.

If Your A True Friend
Heres a test to see who is a real true friend here on cherrytap.If you sign and post a pic in my guest book ill fan you and rate your pics.But you have to do both.To those who have all ready done it ty.So if you want rated to hell n back.And i might even throw a few comments in also.Ty for being my friend.ttyyal Love you all XXOO Your friend PETE

Poppin The Blog
Okay, well this is my first blog on cherrytap. . .I guess that's cool. I couldn't quite figure out why there is a place to place my blogs. . .but I guess it's cool. Man I shouldn't have eaten that pizza after my run/walk this morning. I feel a wee bit sick. I might have walked 5 miles. . .ran up some of the hills. My legs are a wee bit sore but hey no pain no gain. It's weakness leaving the body. Everyone at the community house is still sleeping. I think I might get on WoW later. I'm not sure. Or maybe I'll sleep. Who bloody well knows. Man it's been like forever since I blogged on myspace or any where for that matter. I just heard the phone ring and got up hoping it was special olympics calling for money. I don't like telemarketer even for good causes. I give to good cause on my own free will. I was going to answer the phone as "Johnny" and talk all "special" for them. I love messin with em. I once talked in a Scottish accent with one women. Here's

Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her. He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons." With

Ultimate Contest Rules
ULTIMATE CONTEST RULES 1 - CONTEST DUE TO START AT 12 NOON UK TIME 4TH JUNE SO LONG AS THERE IS A MINIMUM OF 10 ENTRIES RECIEVED. 2 - ALL PPL ENTERING MUST HAVE VERIFIED SALUTE PIC. 3 - PIC MUST BE OF PERSON ENTERING. 4 - ANYONE CAN COMMENT INCLUDING THE PERSON WHOSE PIC IT IS. 5 - NO SCRIPTS OR BLASTERS ALLOWED....ANY EVIDENCE OF THIS eg:- MULTIPLE SAME COMMENTS OR BLANK COMMENTS OR SAME RANDOM COMMENTS ON A CIRCUIT WILL CAUSE THE PIC INVOLVED TO BE INSTANTLY DELETED, I HAVE A COMMENT BLASTER MYSELF SO I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR LOL. 6 - THE WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE PICTURE THAT HAS THE MOST COMMENTS AT THE CLOSE OF THE CONTEST ON 21ST JUNE AT 12 NOON UK TIME. 7 - DUE TO MANY PPL LIVING IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO WORK OUT YOUR OWN TIME ZONE STARTING POINT, THERE IS A UK CLOCK ON MY PROFILE FOR YOU TO DO THIS. 8 - IF THE WINNING PIC DOES NOT REACH THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF 50,000 COMMENTS BY CLOSE OF CONTEST THEN CONTEST WILL BE EX

Welcome
Welcome to my blog, I am 49 male, work as a Customer Service Rep in Lake St. Louis, MO and am getting ready to end a 1 year realtionship from hell...on June 22, 2007. This woman is the pits, always depresessed, spends everything I make, lost a house for us and is jealous as hell. Is there not a woman out there who can appreciate a hard working man who has made mistakes in his life but is doing his best to make things right? Sigh.... send me an angel please. Want to know more than email me.

A Question..
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?" The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!" The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?" The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone." To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day Little Red Riding Hood came upon a Fox. The fox looked at Little Red and says "Little Red Riding hood, what are you doing walking in the forest by yourself. You know if the wolf catches you he will rip your clothes off and fondle your titties." Little Red sighs and smiles at the fox and slowly opens her basket and shows the fox her gun and says "No he won't, see I have a gun to protect myself." She smiles and skips away from the fox to her grandmother's house. Little red gets deep within the forest when she comes upon a bear who wanders up to her and smells the yummy food in the basket then thinks to himself for a second and says, "What are you, stupid, Little Red? You know if the Wolf catches you alone in the forest he's going

Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. M

Killing Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

My Story
Last year I dated this guy that tryed to rape me, I left him and dated this other guy about 3 months later that only wanted to have sex with me, that didnt happen. So after He left me I started cutting, I meet this guy and he saved my life he got me to stop and showed me what love is. My dad never talks to me, and hes trying to be a father figure now. I am a much happier person now even though the guy i was gonna marry left me and I am an emotional car crash at times and people say i should kill myself you can screw your self I got to far in life to kill myself I am an angery person at times just like everyone else I just have a way to get it out.

The Online Disinhibition Effect
You Don't Know Me (dissociative anonymity) You Can't See Me (invisibility) See You Later (asynchronicity) It's All in My Head (solipsistic introjection) It's Just a Game (dissociative imagination) We're Equals (minimizing authority)) Personality Variables True Self? Self Constellations Across Media Altering Self Boundary It's well known that people say and do things in cyberspace that they wouldn't ordinarily say or do in the face-to-face world. They loosen up, feel more uninhibited, express themselves more openly. Researchers call this the "disinhibition effect." It's a double-edged sword. Sometimes people share very personal things about themselves. They reveal secret emotions, fears, wishes. Or they show unusual acts of kindness and generosity. We may call this benign disinhibition. http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/disinhibit.html

Petition!
OK here goes! I want to petition for Celeb- up- in -coming CT member! I am gettin' ready to hit the high-way on tour and hopefully Europe by January during their summer-time! Just signed with Moody Judy Music in Nashville and am currently putting a band together to hit the road by the end of the month! I have enjoyed being a CT member and all my friends and fans have helped this brother out with alot. TY all for the ratings and the chat. Hope to get enough votes to get that Celeb status! So just sign away and let's get it done! All the CT money I raise will go back to each and everyone that can confirm in the numbers what they have done to help

Having Problems With Sex Life..
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at us!" ;-D

Now, This Is A Teacher!
Now, this is a teacher! Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." A nd she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing. Third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. C othren' s class to find out about this crazy teacher

If Men Got Pregnant..
1. Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. 14. Women would rule the world.

A Dog Named Sex..
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex." My court case comes up next Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old." He replied, "You must have been a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole

Wishing Star
Really sucks to want the one you cant have :( He looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about And she's got everything that I have to live without He talks to me, I laugh cause it's so damn funny That I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right, I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night [Chorus:] He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do He walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly, The kind of flawless I wish I could be She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause [Repeat Chorus] So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light I'll put his picture down and maybe Get som

L-o-v-e
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. Bible ~I Corinthians 13:4-8~ "Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~ There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer; no disease that enough love will not heal; no door that enough love will not open; no gulf that enough love will not bridge; no wall that enough love will not throw down; no sin that enough love will not redee

I'll Strip 4 U. Maybe
check out my new sight! and apply today. everyone can get a credit card, with gas prices going up and those fuckers running the pumps want turn them on. just pay with a card and its turned on right away and at the same time you get cash back by using a credit card. plus your credit score gets better with every month that goes bye. WWW.BESTCREDITCARDAPPLY.COM Apply for a Credit Card Welcome to BestCreditCardApply.com where you can browse a selection of over 100 credit cards. Choose a credit card by type, issuer or provider. Compare several credit cards that meet your finanical criteria. Browse, compare, and apply online for a credit card. We offer secure links to 100's of credit card applications. Select by Card Type Airline Miles Credit Cards Hotel Rewards Credit Cards Business Credit Cards Instant Decision Credit Cards Catalog Cards Poor Credit Credit Cards Rewards Credit Cards Secured Credit Cards Gas Credit Cards Student Credit Cards Select by Issuer Advanta D

So Close
You live so far away, Farther than anyone can see. Yet we are closer to one another, Than anything could ever be. Your laughs, your tears, Are enough to make me cry. So far, so close, You and I lie. No matter the cost, I'll protect you with life. No matter how hard, I'll give it a try. Your love, your trust, Is all I need. To make it clear, That I concede.

I Will Pay You Too Travel
I will pay you to book your next vacation or trip with me no games,no gimmicks... For more information contact me at alexmikeric@yahoo.com or mikenice@cherrytap.com..No one in the travel industry has this special offer..

Explanations First
This is just a little taste of some of my personal & favorite recipes. Some are used for various medical purposes ... others are just for "chillin" out. I have been asked if i worshipped Satan.. and some are confused by exactly what Wicca is. In this first post i will make an attempt to explain a bit. FIRST -- I DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN I do not even BELIEVE in the existance of the Christian Satan. HOWEVER... i do indeed believe in the presence of darkness or what some may call harmful spirits. I personally believe STRONGLY in the presence of spirits and some call these Angelic or Demonic.. i DO NOT... they are spirits or unseen guides.. not all friendly.. not all harmful but they do indeed exist. Not all are humanoid either. I believe that ALL THINGS have a life force.. even plants and animals. For example.. consider the tree.. it has " blood " .. we just call this SAP. Without the sap.. a plant can not live.. its a different color and consistancy from what we term b

Kama Sutra Positions
Remember, the sexual organ of man is called lingam, and the sexual organ of woman is called yoni. Positions: 1. the Bee 2. the Eagle 3. the Perfect Alignement 4. the Lovers 5. the Amazon 6. Andromache 7. the Antelope 8. the FruitTree 9. the Balanced Position 10. the Swing 11. the Bamboo 12. the Boa 13. the Plough 14. the Cat 15. the Rider 16. the Scissors 17. the Courtesan 18. the Crab 19. the Spoons 20. Dance of Missionary 21. the Elephant 22. the Emu 23. the Goddess 24. the Anvil 25. the Star 26. the Great Aperture 27. the Frog 28. the Oyster 29. Indra 30. the Lotus 31. the Wolf 32. the Moon 33. the Missionary 34. the Moving Windmill 35 the Butterfly 36. the Magpie 37. the Octopus 38. the Pillar 39. the Reed 40. the Moving Wheel 41. the Willow 42 the Scorpion 43. the Monkey 44. the Hanging Union 45. the Stem 46. the Tiger Union 47. the Turtle 48. the Cow (Doggy-style) 49.

Getting Better!
Today has been good, so far. For those of you who know me, know that I went to the ER Thursday because of lack of the ability to breathe! Turned out I had a mild case of broncidus(however it's spelled)! I had 2 breathing treatments,2 shots,2 different kinds of pills to take for a week, an inhaler(when needed) & blood drawn! Thank the lord that I am feeling better today! I am pretty bored though! Anybody wanna come over to watch movies? I only have about 700! I just got Rocky Balboa!

Dancing In The Dark
Crazy Love documents an unusual courtship. By Dana Stevens Posted Friday, June 1, 2007, at 4:01 PM ET Burt and Linda Pugach in Crazy Love Crazy Love (Magnolia Pictures) is a poisoned Valentine of a documentary, an ode to undying passion that sometimes comes across as an apologia for pathological abuse. Like Capturing the Friedmans, the 2003 documentary about a child-molestation scandal on Long Island, N.Y., Crazy Love retells a well-known tabloid story from the point of view of the principals involved. But whereas Friedmans provided enough multiple perspectives to leave the viewer in an epistemological house of mirrors, Crazy Love remains narrowly focused on the tawdry biographical details: not he said/she said, but the New York Mirror said. Still, those tawdry details are jaw-dropping enough to make for one hell of a sideshow attraction. Burton Pugach, now 79, is a Bronx-bred lawyer who made a fortune in the 1950s from dubious negligence suits. More than an ambulance chaser, h

Kama Sutra
Sexuality and lovemaking techniques have been studied in various cultures since ancient times. The Kama Sutra, written in India in the 2nd century BC, is one of the best-known ancient sex manuals. It discusses the spiritual aspects of sexuality and presents many sexual positions and techniques for enhancing enjoyment of intercourse. There is a most beautiful word for sex in the Sanskrit language, and that is Kama, which means sex-love together, undivided and indivisible. If you can learn to be conscious of the body and the breath, you can become conscious of the Universe. The dependency created by habit must be broken, one must master habit. Sexual habits are the most restrictive. The Kama Sutra says: "Love resulting from the constant and continual performance of some act is called love acquired by habit." Habits inherited from parents or through social conditioning are difficult to break; they provide a false sense of security, but restrict entire ways of life and conscious cho

Pic Rating
First off, points are meaningless to me. But I am so intrigued with what's really happening behind pic rating. From my point of view people aren't rating me...they're rating themselves. I wish love and health to everyone I come into contact with, so I always rate a 10 regardless, because it benefits them. But if i would rate someone a 3. I would just be rating myself a 3, because I would be judging them as if I were better than them. I'm not. We create our own magick. And what we send out will return to us. So I think it's not a point thing...it's a spiritual thing.

Strawberry Fest
oh i took my daughter and my bros girlfriend and her two kids went to the parade it was all right this year half way through my batteries died to my camera then we were trying to look for strawberries the whole time lol i got all three of em a halio they dont like em lol any way if i aint around 2 much today that is y kinda tired mwah cherries

The Revised Version Of 'child Toucher' On The Tap
Okay Everyone! I have to come out and apologize! I jumped the gun last time, and I made the bulletin before I knew all the facts! But now that I know all the facts, I am going to give it to you how it is. So I jumped the gun saying! He had sex with a girl fresh into her teens. But this is how it went down. Nosferatu was 19 and his friend hooked him up with a young girl. Who he believed was 17, I understand even 17 are under age, but at least 17 is consensual. The girl turned out to be 13! Now let me stop here for a second. Do you know the difference between a 13 and 17 year old? Based on maturity level, now I know that all this crap and MsG fast food places are putting in the food is making kids grow up faster then they should. But come on now, I can tell the difference between a High School student and a Middle School student if I spent 2 weeks with her. Well after he obtained his goal of getting a piece of ass, he then realized he didn’t want to be with her. So she retaliated and

The Former Tennessee Senator
Fred Thompson The former Tennessee senator and “Law & Order” actor is expected to file papers Monday that will take him a step closer to a bid for the Republican presidential nomination. The time might be right for Thompson. The latest NBC/WSJ poll says just 53 percent of Republicans are satisfied with their presidential choices (compared with 78 percent of Democrats who say they are).

Sorry Havent Been On Much
sorry i havent been on much sendin and commentin but i have been down in texas visitin son, friends and doin some work on house... also needed a break from there lol... should be back soon and back into the swing of things on here... miss you all

Freak... Or Not ??
ARE YOU A FREAK?? What constitues a " freak" ? Lets see what Websters dictates... Definition: difference Synonyms: abnormality, anomaly, departure, deviation, difference, distortion, divergence, diversion, eccentricity, freak, irregularity, nonconformity, oddity, peculiarity, quirk, straying, wandering Antonyms: average, conformity, mean, norm, regularity, sameness OR: Definition: abnormality Synonyms: aberancy, aberrant, aberration, anomalism, anomaly, atypicalness, bizarreness, deformity, deviance, deviation, difference, eccentricity, exception, extraordinariness, flaw, freak, irregularity, malformation, mutant, oddity, peculiarity, preternaturalness, singularity, strangeness, uncommonness, unnaturalness, unusualness, weirdness Antonyms: normalcy, normality OR: Definition: expert Synonyms: arbiter, artist, bible, big cheese*, big shot*, big wig*, boss, brains*, brass*, buff*, city hall*, connoisseur, czar, egghead*, establishment*, exec*, exp

Stevie Nicks Pics
Hey gang! Thank you for your rates and comments on my recent pics and blog. However, PLEASE ask my permission to "rip" those Stevie Nicks picks as a courtesy. Again, many thanks and I appreciate all my Cherry Tap fans and friends. ChrisXOXO

Another Dickless Wonder
OK EVERYONE CAN TELL THIS IS A BOGUS ASS PROFILE OF SOME HATER GOING AROUND AND DOWNRATING PEOPLE! I CANT BELEIVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD GO TO ALL THAT TROUBLE TO ACT LIKE SUCH AN INBRED CHILD! THIS PART IS TO RSTORMY66 THE INBRED ONE.... LOOK DUDE GROW THE FUCK UP AND DONT DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS DID!! DO NOT FUCK YOUR SISTER/COUSIN!!!! rstormy66@ CherryTAP

Need To Just Chill
So over the 10 days leading into Memorial Weekend was awesome, always a great time on the beach. Now, back to work and I am all screwed up. Down the beach was getting up early and going to bed late and all this past week I have been about falling asleep. Today is sit on my ass and be lazy day! The first weekend there was a car cruise. every classic to new car was there and all you could smell was racing fuel everywhere. Saturday I hung out on the beach with my friend Allie and Amy and even got in the ocean that was fucking cold. So cold that I looked in my boardshorts and turned into a woman briefly. Saturday night my parents and I went to dinner and had seafood. Sunday was pretty much the same thing, but I went a got my tongue re-pierced, thank you Allie and Amy!!! Durning the week I just relaxed on the beach and hung out on the boardwalk. Tuesday night my buddy Ed got in and then the rest starting getting there between Wed and Friday morning. Did the whole pimp thi

Best Sexy Folder Comment
To all you sexy cherries reading this I am holding a contest for the best coment in my sexy folder. You may leave more than one, the more entries into the folder the better the prize will be for one lucky lady. So hit up the sexy folder under my picks and get this party started Peace

Kids Dont Try This At Home
let me start off by saying all my friends know me... and know i am up for a good time almost all the time... ok it is sunday night, i have worked a 12hrs shift and during my day my friend Bryan comments to me " hey lets hang out together tonight" i said sure. ( so this is the frist time we are meeting. we meet each other here on myspace and he has become a good and close friend, plus after having delt with me a few nights prior on the phone. it is only right we meet. SO the plan is that we hange out at my place. Then see what happends from there. Well, my roomate and freind Liz was working till about 11 and them her and her b/f Eric come home. so now we are all haning out at the apartment. Cool we are all geting along. This is where it gets fun..... Eric had a big bottle of Vodka (90.4 proof) and says " Deb come do a Shot with me." I am like OK ... i had a long weekend at work. but i wasnt thinking of bryan and how it made him feel. ( Oh, i was selfish SORRY BRYAN ) well

Perfection.............................
Her red hair is long and spilling over her shoulders...a long black dress with almost no back...cut very low in the back so her Master will see the suppleness of her...she is impeccably dressed and ready for Him...candles burning to induce the mood a bit...a snifter of brandy in her hand when He walks through the door...she hands it to him and removes his jacket and escort him to his chair...a game of backgammon is set up for a quick game... the smell of dinner cooking is wafting through the air...her perfume is subtle but when he inhales he is able to remember their last intimate moment a gentle but slight kiss on the cheek makes him shiver slightly...a wonderful CD is in the player..playing nice and soft she kneels on a pillow and lay's against him asking him how his day went and gently reaching over to touch his hand "by accident" When she rises to check dinner she runs her hands down her body to straighten her gown...a quick look and gentle smile over her shoulder brings thought

Please Help!!!!
Please help my daughter, Little Red Riding Hood, win this contest. The contest does end in a couple of days but we would like to catch up somehow. Thanks. ALZ YOU STILL WANT TO JOIN the KIDS CONTEST??? Hurry get Pimpin Gift!!!! As you can bomb comments!!! till 7 days next Monday midnight!!!! Thank you!!! Wants Silver motorcycle or Rolex or Corvette!! (must be over 5,000 to 10,000 or more as you can!) NOT LESS THAN 100 or 50 comments! NOPE WAY! If you put too much over 50,000 or more get Mansion House or yacht boat!!! Thank you Mike

Sorry Lady's I Am Gay
I am a gay man who does nt prefer efeminate or kinky gus..I like your average male that no one can tell if he is gay or not....looking for that special male..but like chicks as friends..Where are you MR. Right....

Another Brush With Pain And Death
I was out of the hospital for two full weeks last time, before having to go back in an emergency. I had a blockage in my stomach that prevented food from passing. With Morphine for the pain, and Phenergan for the sickness I was admitted into the damn hospital again. Where they kept me for over a week, before deciding to once again, cut my stomach open to fix things. I was in so much pain that they were forced to give me a medication that was 10 times stronger than Morphine... and I got it three ways... a continuous drip, a button for "as needed relef", and an additonal shot from the nurse, should I need more. This went on for weeks before I was discharged and allowed to go home, with a small bottle of Percoset. Ahhhhh... withdrawls. So much fun. Since painkillers are opiates, the only thing you can relate this type of withdrawl to is one from Heroine. Not a drug I would ever dream of touching, but here I was, knee deep in shakes, twitches, vomiting, fevers- and nothing could stop it...

What's Love? Author: Dareen
Love is a thing shared by two Love is what you feel for me and you Love is precious when its shared Love is danger when its dared Love wanders and searches for the one Love plays and just do it for fun Love lets you hear love songs to emote Love lets you make sweet poems & a quote Love makes the world go around Love makes us happy if the one we love is finally found Love turns the world upside down Love cheers us never with a frown Love makes you cry Love sacrifices and says goodbye Love has its own reason and time Love can make someone you love "mine" Love makes a person kiss Love makes a person miss Love is experienced by all Love conquers when you fall.

What's Love? By Daniel Handler
What's love, again? No, seriously: what is it? Why are you quoting song lyrics? Do the lyrics of love songs actually cut to the heart of the matter, or are they simply so vague that it feels like they do? Why does one's own love feel as if it cuts to the heart of things, but other people's loves feel like vague amusements? Why are love songs we don't like so noxious? How can we love a song so dearly for a number of years and then suddenly find it embarrassing? Also, a person? Why is it that love feels so individual, and yet nearly every individual falls in and out of love in basically the same way? Why are stories of other people meeting and falling in love invariably tedious? Why are stories of other people breaking up so riveting? If love can happen in an instant how come it actually takes forever to get it together? Is love like taking a taxi, in which the route is important but the passengers could be anybody? Or is it more like driving a taxi, in which you end up in neighborhood

10 Words You Simply Must Know
British novelist Evelyn Waugh once said, "One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilization or it will die." Encarta editors picked some of their favorite words to nourish your vocabulary. Some of them you may even use. 1. Defenestrate: "throw somebody or something out of window: to throw something or somebody out of a window (formal or humorous)" It is quite entertaining to defenestrate paper airplanes. 2. Garbology: "study of waste materials: the study of a cultural group by an examination of what it discards" Garbology might be a good career choice for dumpster divers. Recycling may make the job of future garbologists extremely difficult--they'll have less to study. 3. Digerati: "computer experts: people who have or claim to have a sophisticated expertise in the area of computers, the Internet, and the World Wide Web" Not too long ago, computer expertise was considered nerdy. These days, many people strive to be among the digerat

Angels
Do you believe in angels? Who walk upon this earth Are they here to guide us? And show what life is worth Are they just here to love us? And teach us right from wrong Is there more to heaven?s beings For on earth do they belong? They are sent to us when needed To help us through our pain To make our lives worth living To be our sunshine through the rain Some believe whilst others don?t The question I ask is do you? I can say I definitely believe That angels on earth are true They may not have shining halos Nor fly with silk white wings But I have my guardian angel It?s the hope that believing brings It?s not in the form of the living But the strength that's to given me To help me through as life goes on Without my angel I could not be It's my hope, my love and strength That will never leave my side I believe in my guardian angel My best friend, my angelic guide

Steelers Coach Apologizes For Raunchy E-mail
PITTSBURGH (AP) - Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line coach Larry Zierlein apologized Thursday for accidentally e-mailing an explicit sex video to numerous NFL employees, including league commissioner Roger Goodell. Larry Zierlein (Tom Pidgeon / Getty Images) Zierlein said the incident has been difficult for him and his family and that he intends to use his team-issued computer only for football business from now on. He sent a note of apology to all NFL employees and those with the Steelers who received his raunchy e-mail. "It's hard because I made an inexcusable mistake," Zierlein said, discussing the matter for the first time. "It was hard first for the organization. They had to explain and go through ... and my family, for what they're going to have to hear. So it was tough, but when you've been at this stuff for as long as a lot of us have, tough things happen and you've got to move on and that's what we're doing." The incident is the first blemish on new Steelers coac

Spelling To Get Into Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told h

Selling Body Parts For Cash
No, you cannot legally sell even one of your kidneys, but you can peddle plasma and a few of the other things your body produces. And, in some cases, the price is right. Isn't it time your body earned its keep? By law, you can't sell your body even after you're dead. But you can get it to slip you a few 20s -- or thousands -- while you're still alive, by "donating" some of the extra pieces. Not too much is marketable, but what is can be offloaded for a price if it's in good condition. What can you sell? Plasma can be yellow gold The 1984 National Organ Transplantation Act makes it illegal to sell human organs, a rule generally applied to tissues. So companies "compensate" donors for their time. The big market: plasma, the protein-packed liquid component of blood used to manufacture lifesaving clotting factors and immune boosters, among others. These therapeutics comprise a $7.8 billion annual global market, according to the Marketing Research Bureau, with more th

My Tires Got Effing Slashed!!!
Well I went to a party in my home town. Well my friend had beef with a guy. Her best friends ex-boyfriend, This was her birthday bash and he ruined it...he also slashed my tires. Well THEN he started a fire trying to trap everyone at the rave. Well I had to scramble and find a ride! We packed 10 people in a tiny Honda. Well as we were leaving the fire was right at the edge of the road. Another 20 minutes and we would have been trapped. Well now my car is 45 minutes away with two flat tires. I cant tell my parents cause they will be angry :P I have like a 100 bucks and thats it! I need to buy three tires total because I popped a tire on my way to the party. So I was riding on a donut. So now I am gonna be struck in Lancaster till I can find three tires that will fit my car. Then get out there and replace my tires :( All before my family calls me asking me to come home!!! Life sucks... =-Rocky-=

Jay Leno Said This (it's Good"
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific

Back To Work
After 7 months of unemployment, I will be returning to work on Moday June 4th. Yay Me!!! I will be on first for my training then eventually move to the third. I want to say thank you to all the friends I have made on CT and those who helped me pass the time. I will still visit every morning before I go to bed and will have to comment on some mumms daily to get my fix, cause I am addicted!!!!! Thanks Again! Kisses and hummers all around :P

Wolves Of Yellowstone National Park
I can NOT belive this is happening... the Grey wolf just got OFF the endangered species list last year !!! I know all about the documented cases of stray wolves killing cattle n shit... but the RANCHERS ARE COMPENSATED... they are paid by the pound by the government for each and every ranch animal killed by wolves !! The wolves only kill the cattle and sheep in WINTER MONTHS and at the most there are only 10 - 15 TOTAL ANIMALS killed by wolves in a single year OVER A 15,000 SQ. MILES. That is only 1 and 1/2 cow or sheep PER ranch in a whole year on average! For the rancher it means a grand total of $5,000 - $15,000 a year if that bull or cow had been sold.... and if its a FEMALE there is an estimate of how many OFFSPIRNG she would have given birth to ADDED to the $$$$ compensation Total the rancher recieves. Hell most of us out here only make $ 25,000 a year GRAND TOTAL. Have you guys seen the price of BEEF & LAMB lately?? Cattle ranches who sell to marketing... get between $8,000 -

Forums Are Nice
Forums are nice. I belong to one forum and I’m not very active on it but recent events have demonstrated that every person should have at least one forum in their life. The reason I say this is that they are almost like friends generally you join a forum that revolves around something you like(mine happens to be a web comic). This means you’re running into people who think along the same lines you do from all over the world and who because of this can see from close to your point of view despite never actually having met you. Let me give the example that made me thankful I had joined a forum. For those of you that don’t know a boy I was very recently living with and in love with totally abandoned me in a very real very cruel sort of way. . .he took off without a decent goodbye and hasn’t spoken to me since this was about two weeks ago that he left. After reassuring me dozens of times that he’d never just dodge out and dump me like my ex did. When in fact that is exactly what h

New Drugs For Women
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. _____ E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. _____ ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. _____ P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. _____ D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. _____ F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

The "f" Word
In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations. The plaque read … "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K).

Ultimate Contest - This Is Big !
ULTIMATE CONTEST THREE PRIZES - ONE WINNER! ********** 1 MONTHS VIC 1 MONTHS BLAST MILLION DOLLER MANSION YES 1 WINNER GETS ALL THREE PRIZES ********** CONTEST OPEN TO EVERYONE WITH A SALUTE PIC PICTURE MUST BE OF THE PERSON WHO ENTERS AND CANNOT BE FLAGGED NSFW ANY FORM OF PIMPIN OUT AND SELF PROMOTION ALLOWED INCLUDING COMMENTING OWN PIC ***MINIMUM OF 50,000 COMMENTS TO WIN*** ALL ENTRIES WITH OVER 5000 COMMENTS GET A PIMPIN GIFT AT END OF CONTEST ********** CONTEST STARTS 12 NOON UK TIME 4TH JUNE CONTEST ENDS 12 NOON UK TIME 21ST JUNE (UK clock on my profile - work out own time zone starts) NEED AT LEAST 10 PPL B4 CONTEST CAN START ALL DETAILS ON MY PROFILE ********** STRICTLY NO CHEATING ALLOWED NO SCRIPTS ALLOWED NO CHERRY BLASTERS ALLOWED IF ANYONE IS CAUGHT DOING SO THEN THAT PIC WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED NO ARGUEMENTS OR DRAMA MY DECISION IS FINAL !!! C-MAIL ME WITH THE LINK TO PIC YOU WANT TO USE **********

The 1 & Only B
wuss up peoples my name is brandon im '20' yrs old I grad. from southgarland high school ... I'm a kool dude to chill with talk to I'm a big famliy person I love to watch sports like football , Basketball I like to go too the mall or the movies .. or I party all night with my homies I don't drink or smoke or do drugs if yall wana know more about me hit me up

After A Few Months Absence Agood Magazine By Old Friends Comes Back To Life...
http://www.rosicrucian.org/publications/digest/digest1_2007/online_2007Digest_0507.pdf http://www.rosicrucian.org/publications/digest/digest1_2007/table_of_contents.html

Philosophy
The bonzai. The ultimate Dominaton. Through constant attention, bending a mighty tree to your will. Cutting when needed, nurturing. Creating a thing of beauty, over decades of training. Forcing Mother Nature to obey your desires. Tenderly over coming your subjects natural desires to grow this way or that, uncontrolled, to behave as you wish it to. Proof of a commitment to Dominate another living thing. And it doesn't talk back.

Poem
CAST NO SHADOW WITH PREDATORY DETATCHMENT /CASTING NO SHADOW HISTORY STARTS AFRESH/ EVERY DAY SWEET AND FORBIDDING/ OUR FATHERS GIFT TO US SINS PILED UPON SINS/ OUR FATHERS GIFT TO US PAST AND FUTURE / TANGLED IN A DANGEROUS BALLET NOT FORGIVING OF YOUTH / OR INEXPERIENCE NOT ESPECIALLY AFFECTIONATE / NOR CURIOUS PARTICULARLY UNSATISFYING / A DISTANT PROMISE VIELED THREAT / A SUBLIME WILDERNESS OF CONFUSSION AS PRETENTEIOUS AND PROMISING AS TOMORROW AS FRIGHTENING AS YESTERDAY / A LEGACY FOR THOSE WHO FOLLOW DEPRESSINGLY FAMILIAR / HAUNTING TREACHEROUS / COVERING AGES WITH OUR MEMORIES HEARTS AND MINDS LEFT BEHIND / AS IF THIS PLAY, ONCE BEGUN COULD NEVER END / REGRETS, A PART OF THE INHERITANCE CASTING NO SHADOW / TOMORRROW SLINKS TO HER BED LEAVING THESE IMAGES / FOR US TO CURATE PRESSERVING THE DESTINY / BEQUEATHED US UNASKED FOR / TRIBUTE PUNISHMENT, DESIGNED TO TEACH / CARELESSLY OUT OF REACH SILENT / MOMENTARY

Well Do U Wanna Know?
Name? Age? Do you like me? How long have u known me? Do you have a crush on me? What would you do if i was beside you? Are you a juggalo/Jugagalette? would you kiss me? Would you bite me? How hard? Do you like rough sex? Do you wanna have sex with me? What color are my eyes? Have u ever wanted to tell me somthin ask me somethin but u were afraid of what i'd say? if so what was it? whats you fav faygo/ pop? do u know what mine is? what do u want me to be to you? do u think im pretty/sexxi/beautifull ect.? is this alot of questions?

Thanks To Friends
(MUSIC) LONDON CALLING - THE CLASH LONDONTOWN - JAMES TAYLOR (DEPENDANT UPON YOUR AGE OR MOOD) It seems as though there are more wayward angels roaming this earth than I would have expected, you know who you are. They have managed to bring the dying embers of my hopes back to life, with their throaty whispers. Prehistoric as one might imagine herself or from far distant lands as is another, they have made themselves very close, and dear to me, with their kind and encouraging words. Thank you angels, my spirit is renewed, and my lusts rekindled. Beware the beast you have awoken, he bites!

For Those In Position Of Authority, Especially Parents...
OK I'm sure all of us can remember when we were kids and when we wanted to do something our parents thought or knew was a bad idea, and I'm sure you've heard the lines, "Because I said so!" or, "I'm the mommy/daddy - that's why!" Granted I'm not a parent myself, although I have nieces and nephews, Goddaughters and I work with kids, I do think there has to be a better way to make them understand. I always thought my mom was tyrannical when she used those lines, not realizing she would know better. I remember being 8 years old and seriously into bicycle motocross (BMX racing). There was an area not too far away from my house that had ramps and jumps...stuff we used to have fun and practice (there was a BMX league here that my friends and I were looking to get into when we were old enough). I remember my mom hated that idea, not to mention that, at times, I didn't wear a helmet (yes, I know that sounds stupid, but if you think about it, this is 1984 we're talking about - helmets a

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LOCKED UNIT MOON SPEAK TO ME DARKNESS TELL TO ME THE AGELESS SECRETS YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW THE SILENT SKILL TO ENVELOP THE WORLD IN PEACE AND RENEWAL THE QUIET ESCAPE AS THE SUN HIES WESTWARD OVER WATER YOU FLOAT, DRY OVER DESERTS A BLANKET, COOL TELL ME OF THESE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH EASE YET, TODDLER TO TITAN WEAKEN IN THE KNEES SUCH SUBTLE POWERS RECORDED IN LOVE AND WONDER SPEAK TO ME DARKNESS OF MOONS FULL ROMANCE, LOVE AND NIGHTMARES 072005 F.M.

Saturday 6/2/07
Ok, I'm writing this early so that I don't forget again. Not much has happened today so far, and I doubt that anything will. I'm still a bit sleepy from hearing my parents and brother argue about the fact that he broke curfew yet again lastnight. I hope he doesn't tonight, I hate losing sleep and I'm a light sleeper so tuning it out is difficult to say the least lol. We are having a yard sale all day today, but that's pretty much the only thing out of the ordinary that's going on right now. We've made 3 bucks so far lol. I'm just doing the usual listening to music and chatting today. Well, I'm going to end this here, might write again later if anything exciting happens, which I doubt it will lol. Have great day all.

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CARRIER CARRYING THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD YOU PARADE THROUGH THIS GARDEN BENEATH YOUR SHIRT BEHIND YOUR NAVEL THE MYSTERIES I CANNOT FATHOM LIKE A REMBRANDT I CAN ONLY ADMIRE APPRECIATE LIKE A FLOWER ENCOURAGE TO BLOOM FERTILIZE YOU CARRY THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD LIKE A HANDBAG AS IF YOU WER MEANT TO BUT THEN YOU ALWAYS CARRIED BEAUTY WELL REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT BUT WORE IT OVER THE SHOULDER A SHAWL STILL WRAPPED AROUND YOU WHO IS THE GARDENER HERE OUT OF MY YARD YOU SHAME ME WITH YOUR PARCELS AND PACKAGES I LISTEN TO THE SEASONS THE GROWTH OF THINGS THIS IS MY JOB WHERE ARE YOU FROM TO BEAR THIS BURDEN SO LIGHTLY EASILY BETTER THAN I WHO ARE YOU THAT I SHOULD ADMIRE YOU BE HUMBLED BY YOU WEIGHT, BEARING, BEAUTY OUT OF THIS GARDEN EMBARASSING A FINE STATUE FOR A FOUNTAIN BUT NOTHING MORE I LISTEN TO THE SEASONS THIS IS MY FIELD MY GARDEN I COLLECT THE

Swinging Is Not Just For Couples..
My name is Mary Lou, ok, thats not my real name, but that is the name I used when I did Adult Movies a few years ago. Most of the Movies I did where done at Swinger Clubs, Swinger Conventions and Swinger House Parties with Real Swingers, doing what We do BEST. I'm just now gettng back into the swinging lifestyle after my divorce. I'm not into the dating thing, lunch, dinner. I like to meet at a place I feel is SAFE, like a swingers club or a swingers house Party, and if we hit it off......then we take care of ALL of OUR SEXUAL DESIRES. I do like for other Women to get me going, and then be finished of by a Man or Men. My Ideal Person: I DESIRE MEN, WOMEN AND COUPLES THAT WANT TO MEET AT A PLACE I FEEL IS SAFE FOR WOMEN TO HAVE THEIR SEXUAL DESIRES TAKEN CARE OF. SWINGER CLUBS HAVE WORKED BEST FOR ME AND I DO TRAVEL ALL OVER THE USA, BUT MOSTLY IN THE SOUTH.Love Sex, but not Crazy...and I can pick up one person at any Bar, but I like more than one at a time. MaryLou

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GOD’S LIVING ROOM HANGING ON THE WALL IN GOD’S LIVING ROOM A PICASSO OF A MAN EVEN THE ANGELS DON’T LOOK AT ME ANYORE IT WASN’T EASY GETTING HERE MY NAIL IS THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR STUCK INTO THE PLASTER IN HEAVEN JUST AN OBSERVER NOT A PLAYER, OR A PRAYER THE ANGELS DON’T EVEN DUST ME OFF ANYMORE I COULD SPEAK ONCE WHICH EVENT STOLE MY VOICE OR WAS IT SEVERAL I CAN’T REMEMBER FRAMED, SOMEWHERE IN THAT LIGHT AN IMAGE OF A THING THAT COULD HAVE MIGHT HAVE, SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ANGELS WILL NEVER THINK OF ME AGAIN I DANGLE FROM A TACK AND DON’T DARE LOOK BACK THER IS NOTHING THERE BUT A WALL AFTER ALL AND A NAIL F.M.

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THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT MISSING YESTERDAY MISSING TODAY, HATING THE NIGHT THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN FEELS LIKE A NEW WOMAN AND A LITTLE GIRL IN THIS GREAT BIG WORLD A THOUSAND MEMORIES AND A GREAT BIG NEW BED NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH SHE CRIES TO HERELF”WHAT’S UP WITH THIS” THOUGH IT FEELS GOOD TO START OVER SHE CAN’T HELP BUT CARRY A PART OF HIM WITH HER EMPTY DAYS TO DO ANYTHING AND A FINGER WITHOUT A RING THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN GOING SOMEPLACE SHE’S NEVER BEEN A CELL PHONE AND A CRACK PIPE BRING ON THE NIGHT, TURN OFF THE LIGHT SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AND LIKES WHAT SHE SEES SHE DOESN’T SEE THE LINES AROUND HER EYES OR THE SCRAPES ON HER KNEES THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN FEELS LIKE SHE’S MADE IT THOUGH SHE’S FORGOTTEN HOW TO FEEL SHE’S LEARNED HOW TO FAKE IT THE PAST CAN BE UNDONE PAIN CAN BE IGNORED AND WE DON’T HAVE TO

Alone
All alone she sits in her room Thoughts of work left undone Children sleep peacefully in the night Never realizing who walks in the night Daybreak comes another sleepless dream Stumbling she barely making it through the day Only to face another night alone at the end of the day Tears have graced her pillow and cheek Sorrow abounds with no end in sight The years pass and she gets older Although she is bolder there is no continued lover Night comes yet again and her dreams go unfullfilled She daydreams about her choice of lovers past Reviewing each one and finding flaws she missed Sighing she falls back to sleep to dream of the perfect soul To share her life with never realizing she is not alone No need to have another in her life She is complete by being herself Not by joining with another Physically she is alone But she will never be alone mentally

Melissa!!!
As a lot of you may already know, my cousin, Melissa, has gone through a really rough bout as of late! She is also someone very close to me, and we have gone through a lot together over the years. When family life became too stressful, she took me in. When I had my stroke (which cancer had caused, we found out later), she was at the hospital every day and was even the first person I saw when I woke up. Like I said, we have experienced a lot together! Just over a week ago, Melissa had been in a car accident, very reminiscent to the one I had seen the week before (I describe it in 'A Rough And Sad Day...'). She had been in critical condition and was touch and go for many hours. She even started crashing on a few occasions. As I'm sure you can imagine (those of you have actually spoken to me could hear it), I was an emotional wreck! She did regain consciousness and was showing signs of improvement, but the woods are a hard place to get out of. At one point while she was still

Who Knows?
I saw the perfect graphic tonight I mean seriously what DO you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? You try everything you can to make everyone think you're not broken when everyone sees that you are.You keep going as though nothing ever happened wearing that fake grin saying how much better off you are without them when deep inside you...you wonder how they are and if they think of you. When did "I'll love you forever" become "I'll love you if?" when did "I'm in love with you" become something that you can just turn off? These days the word LOVE is just tossed around like it has no real meaning it's just something people say to get what they need at that particular moment.I'm not sure that most people understand the impact that one little phrase can have on a person's life it's like a saving grace...a finality on a long life of pain.. a new hope of something and someone to believe in, but what happens to that person when the one they thought

About Time!
I guess it'a about time I got around to doing more on the site so a blog is a good enough start I feel! It's my first saturday without a job and having worked weekends for the last four years, it feels pretty good! Soon enough I'm gonna go around to my best friends house, have breakfast and read the newspaper...it's her saturday morning ritual and I'm stealing it till I find my own!! Ha, that's a good one, finding my own. I'm not too good at that, but I'm trying! Not having a job at the moment leaves me with a lot of time to think and although it's great to clear your head and what not, it also leaves time for the demons to attack. It's the same old ones as always. But the main one is, that I haven't done enough and don't do enough. I haven't travelled really (Im a home bird and just haven't really been ready) I don't feel like I'm smart enough...yes I'm intelligent and get good grades but I don't know enough about the world, politics etc. I just worry that if I sit at home watchi

The Ultimate Free Show For My Fans
For all my Canadian fans and any others worldwide who may be able to attend: On July 28th in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada you will able to witness me attempting the most extreme escape ever. Between 10:00 and 11:00 in the evening of July 28th, (Actual time has yet to be decided by the promoters), I will be performing the world premiere of my lethal "Destination Valhalla!" escape in Owen Sound harbour. This escape, inspired by the ancient funerary practices of the ancient Vikings, will see me bound, chained, and handcuffed and then padlocked into a wooden box perched atop a floating wooden raft anchored in the harbour. Around 3 sides of the box there will be piles of wood that is soaked with kerosene. I will have 3 minutes to escape and dive into the water. I had better well do it within 3 minutes because at the end of the countdown flaming torches will be tossed onto the raft turning it into a blazing death trap. This particular escape stunt has been 6 months in the pl

My 22nd B'day!
Well today is my 22nd B'day like the title reads...So far its started off pretty good...I got some good sex this morning...Really good sex! But then he had to go to work which sucks but I'll see him this afternoon....So it looks like Jayla and I will be celebrating my B'day by ourselves until then...Which is fine with me cause I love my daughter...Its crazy but I dont even feel 22 yet...Well I guess thats all for now! Peace!

Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy." The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller t

Episode 65: The Six-million Dollar Genocyde
Ok, everyone, I'm finally back. I know I haven't posted to anything except the newsletter to my faithful subscribers (they're always first to get explanations) but some problems had recently came up and made their rise to power. Let's get down to brass tax here and cut the crap. 1. The day of the Fred Brito interview, a rather dubious pattern of pixeldeaths began happening on my monitor. Even though the monitor was only a 15" monitor, it was the flat style...the desk space saver. Even though I really couldn't afford it, I went ahead and bought this new one. Now, I have a 17" monitor that sits on my damn desk like a huge T.V. set. I'd almost forgotten how much I love having that desk space. Anyway, the monitor has been replaced and since it works, we're about to start rolling along again. 2. A new job opportunity has presented itself and I'm siezing the moment. It's a construction job which means I'll be trading in the monkey suit for a hard hat. Put bluntly, people, I've alway

My Loving Husband
>> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he >>finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties >>him to a chair. >> >> >>While tying the home owner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top >>of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. >> >>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: >>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's >>probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in >>years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't >>resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no >>matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very >>dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. >>I love you!" >> >>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in >>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if >>we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the

New Messageboard
We have moved everything out of the blogs just because it is easier this way instead of trying to search for the info that is needed so what i will need is every1's email they want used and i can get them added to the message board Yahoo is Pr03ffect

Beautiful Mom
MY GIRLFRIEND took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each time, "Mommy, you look beautiful!" A woman in the next dressing room called out, "Can I borrow your daughter for a moment?"

The Remains Of The World Trade Center
This is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center ! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003 , "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there, "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us do

The Pay Off...
You've had a tough row to hoe, but all that hard work will soon pay off in a beautiful bumper crop. Now you just have to bide your time. Remember that the universe works on a different timetable than yours.

Powerful Words Of An Angry Woman...
THESE ARE THE WORDS OF A HIGHLY RESPECTED FRIEND OF MINE, DALLAS. A FEISTY AND SHARP GAL, SHE NEVER FAILS TO IMPRESS ME EVERY TIME SHE SPEAKS. ENJOY AND HOPEFULLY THINK ABOUT IT. Just a little bit of history repeating Category: Life Just a thought...while most of us get smashed and enjoy the stress free Monday this Memorial Day provides, I urge every one of you to remember and SAY THANKS to those you know who serve or have served in the armed forces. Even if it's not today. Any day will do. Just a month ago, the entire nation stood still in shock as news spread that thirty some-odd students were gunned down on the campus at Virginia Tech. The "Virginia Tech Massacre" stunned and horrified the many friends and family left to grieve for the loss of so many bright, young men and women slain in the prime of their lives by simply trying to get a college degree. I could not begin to count the number of times I heard "Why?" over and over. How could the fate of so many rest in the

Sooner Or Later
sooner or later Sooner or later a person begins to notice that everything that happens to her is perfect, relates directly to who she is, had to happen, plays its little role in fulfilling her destiny. When she encounters difficulty, it no longer occurs to her to complain - she has learned to expect nothing, has learned that loss and frustration are a part of life, and come at their proper time - instead she asks herself, whyis this happening? ... by which she means, what can I learn from this, how will it strengthen me, make me more aware? She lets herself be strengthened, lets herself grow, just as she lets herself relax and enjoy (and grow) when life is gentle to her. Strengthened by this simple awareness, that life is perfect, that all things come at their proper moment, and that she is always the perfect person for the situation she finds herself in. A person begins to feel more and more in tune with her inner nature, begins to find it easier and easier to do what s

Superficial Hypocrisy
I hope this post pisses some people off. Maybe if it offends a few people, and makes them angry enough, it'll get them to thinking. This post also does not apply to everyone I know, I want to make that clear. I am angry. I am hurt. I also write this with a heavy heart. When did we get so fucking superficial? I mean, seriously, it seems to have gotten WORSE over the last few years, rather than better. And, I've noticed, it is women who have gotten worse. Argue with me all you want, I don't care. And, as was stated earlier, this does not apply to ALL women I know. Most of the guy friends I've had in my life had the same attitude I did, and still do: “Well, yeah, she's pretty . . . but I don't know what kind of person she is.” Most WOMEN I've come across lately, are: “Ohh, he's hot, I want to fuck him.” I remember when women used to bitch men out for having this attitude (and STILL do), yet they go around acting the same way. You have no leg to

How Sexy Are You .. Take The Test
You Are 98% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Turbonegro
Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turbonegro, Im going to see Turb

What's For Dinner Tonight Kidd-o's
BEEF TIPS AND NOODLES 2 lb. roast beef 1/2 c. & 2 tbsp. Crisco 1 c. flour 3/4 tsp. salt 3/4 tsp. black pepper Cut up meat into 1-1 1/2 inch cubes, about 4 cups. Put flour, salt and pepper in plastic bag. Put meat cubes in bag and shake. Melt Crisco on medium heat in a large skillet. I use an iron skillet. When Crisco is warm, put meat in skillet. Brown all the meat cubes. When meat is browned, take skillet off heat. Take meat out of skillet, leaving the grease. Put meat in a small dark roaster pan (11 x 7 inch). Put 6 tablespoons flour from the plastic bag in the skillet. Put back on medium heat and brown flour slowly until it is dark brown. Pour this in the roaster pan with the meat. Pour 3 1/2 cups water into the skillet and then over the meat. This will finish getting the browned flour out of the skillet. Cover with lid and cook in oven at 350 degrees for about 2 1/2 hours or until meat is tender and gravy is thick. Serve over noodles. Yumm-O

New
Kay made me a new spanking item a Johnny loop, it is very quiet and stings like mad, just a flick of the wrist and the stripes appear. Over the last few months with my page down, work at an insane level, and family, I have let some things slide. Well that is all changing, Kay will be held even more accountable for her actions then ever before, with warmer weather there will be outdoor spankings, skirts for sure everyday, more submission, better attitude, and stricter adherence to the guidelines. Last night when I got home from work, Kay was at the computer doing billing, wearing a pair of shorts with out panties. When I mentioned that she was not wearing a skirt she just said "I know but no panties either", Once our daughter went out to play I followed Kay to the bedroom, bent her over the bed, and gave her a dozen with the new item for not wearing a skirt. Kay then changed into a skirt and we went food shopping, by the time we got home it was after 9:30 and our daughter had

People Like This Need To Die...
Pagancowboy posted this in his blog for reposting, and it deserved attention... Pagancowboy31 *Heavily Medicated For Your Safety :D Remember Our Troops Fighting To Keep Us Free!!@ CherryTAP Guy: "Can we have sex right now? Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned

Civilian Friends Vs, Milatary Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS:

Quotes(new)
I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.” Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Maserati Quattro Porte. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. I'm too shy to express my se

Quote For June 2
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side. -- Aristotle Bonus Quote: Whence come I and whither go I? That is the great unfathomable question, the same for every one of us. Science has no answer to it. -- Max Planck This public service is brought to you daily by CT's Yoda©, speak to you I will!

X "the Madness Of The Macabre Metaphor"
Caskets laced with burning cinnamon. Must be an effort to cover the smell. After all... they're just boxes dumped into the catacombs. Right at water's edge. Barnacle et wood is underhand... a tiny glowing companion guides me further into the lake. Much further than I had ventured blind. I always feared what dwelled in the infinite echoing caverns. Seems those instincts were well justified. Why are there deadmen in my empty? Murmuring dead at that... I can hear their sorrowful whispers from my gondola. I bear no ward to keep them from me. The light has retreated. The voices grow more desperate. They can feel me here. They can see the life in my veins disturbing this temple. Restless...hungry...weary...empty voices. Something thumps on the side of my boat. A rotted hand... a gaping snarl, hollow maggot eaten eyes. Silent pained groans heard in my heart. I think to strike the ghoul with my oar... But what harm can a skin-sack of bones do? I have

Tank "maybe I Deserve" I Can Relate To This.
Oooh hey hey well well well Do you mind if I tell the truth for a second ya'll Maybe I deserve to wonder who calling so damn late For you to say im trippin it's just a homie from upstate (said it's just a homie) Dont he know it's 1:00 in the morning you say it's cool baby it's cool Baby I deserve for you to say he's coming into town ( he wants to see you) and he's just wondering if you and him can hang out I dont like it but I know I gotta trust you It aint cool cause I know it's true Maybe I deserve for you to go out and find some other guy Maybe I deserve for you to stay out with him all night Maybe I deserve for you to do all the things I did to you Maybe I deserve ( oh yeah) Maybe I deserve [Repeat Twice] For you to put on a sexy dress for me to ask you Who the hell you trying to impress for you to laugh it off like it aint nothing I know it's something Maybe just maybe to sit a home and wonder where you are is he kissing you touching you ho

Add On
Photo By M. Known by his troops in World War II as "The Soldier's General" because of his care of and compassion for those soldiers under his command. He graduated from West Point, just missing service in World War I. At the outset of World War II he was a training officer and felt he would miss involvement in another World War until he was assigned to the European Theater. There he served for a period under General George S. Patton, Jr., prior to taking command of the United States Army Group, the largest single command ever held by an American general officer. In 1950 he was promoted to 5-star General-of-the-Army rank, served as Army Chief of Staff and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He also served as leader of the Veterans Administration. He is buried in Section 30, near many other World War II leaders. Mary Elizabeth Quayle Bradley Esther "Kitty" Bradley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Courtesy of

To My Great Great Uncale
Known by his troops in World War II as "The Soldier's General" because of his care of and compassion for those soldiers under his command. He graduated from West Point, just missing service in World War I. At the outset of World War II he was a training officer and felt he would miss involvement in another World War until he was assigned to the European Theater. There he served for a period under General George S. Patton, Jr., prior to taking command of the United States Army Group, the largest single command ever held by an American general officer. In 1950 he was promoted to 5-star General-of-the-Army rank, served as Army Chief of Staff and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He also served as leader of the Veterans Administration. He is buried in Section 30, near many other World War II leaders.

Ix "when Left In Doubt" Prologue To An Epilogue
Pushed so I fell. Fell into something cold and dark. I fell forever. The real issue was that I hit the bottom. Shattered into a million pieces. Scattered and broken all over the coast of my empty. I know the water is cool. I know the water will soothe me if I only succumb. But I'd rather lay here on the smooth dark shore. Silently contemplating the summer of my dystopia. I think to myself... how pleasant it would be To fold my fingers around yours to dissapear into those hazel eyes, to fall into those split strawberry lips. If I could only... I think you'd find it pleasant here. I know I would. If not for the company, at least for the peace. The silent, subtle serenity of hope barely in reach. Hope. It keeps this place from swallowing me. The fireflies are back miss. Something new that I'm sure you somehow sent. Something to light the twilight of my doubt, something to dance with me in the empty. Very quietly lighting on my fingertips...

Happy Days Ahead
well yall been awhile since i did one of these. well went to my docs thursday and we talked about the opions of the gastric bypass or the lap band. well we thought the lap band would be better for me. so next week ill be setting up a meeting with the doc that does that and find out how much it will be and what risks are involved. so keep me in ya thoughts and prayers and hey next year will be a whole new me. well im out much love from ya one and only DJ Bigdaddy

I Want Real Men Back Too!!
The following blog is written by a very good friend of mine Jaz Mckay. He is a talk show host in Bakersfield, CA at KNZR. I am including this because I as a FEMALE do agree with what he has to say. We have become a nation of women. It wasn't always this way, of course. There was a time when men put their signatures to a document, knowing full well that this single act would result in their execution if captured, and in the forfeiture of their property to the State. Their wives and children would be turned out by the soldiers, and their farms and businesses most probably given to someone who didn't sign the document. There was a time when men went to their certain death, with expressions like "You all can go to hell. I'm going to Texas." (Davy Crockett, to the House of Representatives, before going to the Alamo.) There was a time when men went to war, sometimes against their own families, so that other men could be free. And there was a time when men went to war because

A Poem I Like
"America for Me" by Henry Van Dyke 'Tis fine to see the Old World and travel up and down Among the famous palaces and cities of renown, To admire the crumblyh castles and the statues and kings But now I think I've had enough of antiquated things. So it's home again, and home again, America for me! My heart is turning home again and there I long to be, In the land of youth and freedom, beyond the ocean bars, Where the air is full of sunlight and the flag is full of stars. Oh, London is a man's town, there's power in the air; And Paris is a woman's town, with flowers in her hair; And it's sweet to dream in Venice, and it's great to study Rome; But when it comes to living there is no place like home. I like the German fir-woods in green battalions drilled; I like the gardens of Versailles with flashing foutains filled; But, oh, to take your had, my dear, and ramble for a day In the friendly western woodland where Nature has her sway! I know that Europe's wonderf