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Funny How Times Change!
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs)

I Love Lincolns
Yes, I'm talking about the cars. I've had two in my life and I currently have a brand new Lincoln Town Car for a rental for the next three weeks. I'm estatic. Sure, no one else likes them except living fossils, but I just love looking down that long hood and seeing that ornament. And yeah, a Cadillac DTS is a better car overall, especially that Northstar engine, but there's something about driving Lincolns to me.

House On The Sand (first Half)
This is the first half of a song I'm writing. I started it when I was down in Fort Polk, LA during JRTC. It's a little bit country, a little bit Depeche Mode. Enjoy: Nothin's ever gonna stay the same, child no matter what you do, and every castle you try to build is gonna come down over you. Nobody will ever stay true, child no matter what they say, and every pair of arms you hold on to will disappear along the way. No place will ever be safe, child no matter where you run, 'cause every path leads to the end when all your runnin's' done. So build your house on the sand, child though it's shifting everyday, 'cause there's a crack in the stone, my dear and the edge will break away. [Chorus] Hosannah, hosannah glory to Chaos in the highest.

Does Anyone Care For Gore?
Nobody has checked out my Blood Bath album yet. Leave comments. And FUbar keeps yelling at me for having bloody pictures up. Well don't be surprised if my profile disappears because they keep telling me I could get my account delated if I don't put NSFW. Myspace is more flexable then this site. And why are you on FUBAR at work anyway. You lazy Bastards.Get To WORK! If you like my profile let em know. Leave Picture comments. I think someone reported my pics So if you don't like them then don't look. ITs supposed to be fun and different. Sexy 'dead' chicks.....I am done ranting..

Wow, 20 Years!
Today is my 20th wedding anniversary. Damn, that is a long time! We have had ups and downs and I am sure we will have more to come. Life hasn't been the easiest the last few years with the children. It can be quite difficult at times. Especially as of late. All I want to do is enjoy my beautiful flowers he gave me and enjoy my wonderful dinner we are going to have tonight. I have my bottle of J. Rochioli Pinot Noir that I have been lusting after for months now. It happens to be a wine you can not just buy any where so we are bringing it with us to the restaurant. If you ever get a chance to have a taste of it, I highly recommend it. You will be in Heaven. I am going to enjoy myself to the fullest tonight. That is if we make it to the restaurant....there is so much smoke because of a major fire that it is getting quite thick out there and almost hard to breathe. Ciao~

I Like Someone Here,,,but Not Ready 4 Ltr (edited)
I really like someone here. (and I am sure they know who they are. ) But I was relaly hurt by hugh larson (Demonstar) when we dated and I am having a hard time trusting ANY guys right now. (Plus I amm still hurt by "Demonstar".) (And I just LOVE how he tells me I am his crush and then he changes his back to his "precious" SweetLyps4u. FUCK OFF HAL. Quit your bullshit. Go BE with sweetlyps then, twofaced jerk. AANYWAYS! I really like SexyFatassBeast (Andrew) but I am SOOO not wanting a relationship. I am still hurt and I have ALOT of pent up anger with Hal (demonstar) still. He REALLY hurt me. And I am finding it so hard to even wanna date anyone now. I wanna stay as a far from men as possible (in the intimate sense. I dont know what to do. And when SexyFatassBeat and I talk, its really nice. And i feel fairly comfortable with him when we are talking.But I DONT want some guy thats just gonna come down here from where-ever and expect me to have sex right away. I just need to know that i

No Way He Could Make Me Cry
You ever have one of those "crushes" and you tell them and yourself that you wont get hurt. It was all just for fun, then you find yourself hurting when you think about the fact that its not you on their mind? And to think I said there was no way he could make me cry.

Hot Sex!!!!
Now that i have your attention, i'll be on cam tomorrow afternoon, probably around 1 or 2 to start. those of you that know where to find me, awesome ... those of you that don't know where to find me... i'll be on alt.com (you can view cams with a standard account, no credit card or payment is needed) from your home page after you create the account go to view webams go to couples (man & woman) then look through the cams for sinamynlee although i'm listed under couples, my boyfriend will NOT be in the show so please don't ask. if you need more info, reply in a comment here and i'll check them and answer in the comments in case anyone has the same questions.

Shared Dreams
There are two kinds of dreams that fall into this category: mutual and concurrent. In each case, two or more people dream of similar characters and activities. What differentiates them are the means by which the dreams occur. In mutual dreaming, the dreamers intentionally develop a desire to experience a shared dream through incubation. However, in concurrent dreams, the dreamers had no idea their content would be similar going into the night's rest. Mutual dreaming is an intentional movement toward influencing dream content. This discipline allows dreamers to design psychic meeting grounds for subconscious awareness of one another. This can be a seedbed for finding new facets in a relationship, from the ordinary to the sensual. It is often quite interesting to get together with your mutual dreamer friend(s) and compare dreams. The best way to do this is for both or all of you to write down what you dreamt about the subject in question, then share the essays. Concurrent dreams

Why Me
A friend of mines ex girlfriend is trying to pull a bunch of crap with me. Telling me that I am trying to steal her man. And now it's cusing a strain between mine and his friendship because I don't want to deal with it anymore cause I'm tired of not sleeping because she can't keep her mouth shut. What's so wrong with me tht this is happening to me? I am just trying to be a good friend who is there for him when he needs to talk. What's so wrong with that?

Poem
You've seen me before. By Michelle Flood (Mom to Austin, 6 ) I'm the mom dragging her kid out of the car in the school parking lot while he holds on to the interior for dear life. I'm the mom walking her kid into school wearing no shoes or coat when it's 12 degrees outside. I'm the mom who issues a sigh instead of a gasp when caller ID shows it's the school calling. Again. I'm the mom whose cell phone number is on the school's speed dial. I'm the mom who has strangers tell her she has the most charming son while caregivers tell her he's exhausting and suggest I look elsewhere for care. I'm the mom who knows to hold onto the stair railing so she doesn't get pushed down the stairs in her child's rage. I'm the mom who has put her kid in his room then sat outside crying while he emptied his closet and threw hangers at the door, chipping off the paint. I'm the mom who had a lock on her kid's bedroom door to keep him in his room at night when he was young. I'm the mom who knows

Words Women Use
"FINE" This is the word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to shut up. "FIVE MINUTES" If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutesto watch the game before helping around the house. "NOTHING" This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguements that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". "GO AHEAD" This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!! "LOUD SIGH" Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing". "THAT'S OK" This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Ok" means that she wants you to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. "THANKS" This is the least us

Remember, Remember The, Never Read Another Blog Again Or Rely On Spellchequer.
Ok, I admit to being bored and having quaffed few so having looked at passing trade I discover that what catches the eye is what people read and I fell for it. So, never again and no wonder I do not read much. I think that much goes into things and that is good but when it is a simple cop out copy cat then it is not fair. Oh, well I can talk, copying old blogs I have posted in the past. But then only about four people read them and there were my own work so it is not plagerism. No I should hate to do that or make a quick catch with a juicy piece of bait. I have just typed a load of Tut, Pah on my Slap and Tickle and that has been an effort because Brassy lass has lost the ability to spell check for some reason and the only thing that put me onto her failings was the fact that she accepted the word PWAINT. It is not a word but then I make up words to amuse myself. It is also meant to be la francais route pour spelling POINT. As in Nil Pwaint. Well, that made me look at the p

Update.
So.... I just got back from Texas today. It's nice to be home and see my grandma and cats and all that but I am missing my Ross like crazy. Alot happened over the last week and a half. To make a long story short I went out to Texas to visit a friend from Fubar and ended up falling in love with him instead and am heading back out there to live in 2-4 weeks. I am rather tired and don't like these bloggy things anyways so iffen anyone wants details that do not already know them, you know how to contact me. :P ♥ Samme

Some People R Sooo Twofaced
I just LOVE how people pretewnd to care about me and be my friend and all the fucking do is stab me in the back. AS IF!!! I dont need that B.S. and I definatley dont need anyone like that in my life. Its so bull. Just like some chick stole my tounge rings when she found my wallet and lied and told me someone else stole them. Lying ass Bitch. I hate people like that. I am NOT stupid People! Well she can fuck herself anyways. Al she is is a backstabbing ass hoe anyways. And another thing, i love how hugh larson tells me I am his crush and then changes it back to sweetlyps. FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT. hal.....fuck off.

A Natural High
1. Falling in love 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts 3. A hot shower 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer 11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry) 12. A bubble bath 13. Giggling 14. A good conversation 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter 17. Laughing at yourself 18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours 19. Running through sprinklers 20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all 21. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful 22. Laughing at an inside joke 23. Friends 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep 26. Your first kiss (either the very fist or with a new partner) 27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones 2

Drama
First off, let me begin by saying that in my experience, the guys who say they don't like drama, hate it, avoid it with a passion, save it for yo mamma kind of people are generally the kind who tend to crave it the most. Now let me qualify that here with saying that is in MY OWN personal experience and my own opinion. Here again it has been proven to be right. A guy who swears that he hates drama and he has apparently been sucked up into the middle of the eye of a hurricane. This one is SOOOO hot that he is sweatin some major bullets right now. I'm gettin way ahead of myself here. I skipped the phase which led me to fubar in the first place: our little 'after-break-up-tryst.' What he did was so completely uncalled for and twisted and cruel and....anyway, I need to take a breather and get something to eat before I get too upset. I just happened to think about the drama thing. I'll be back in awhile. Fate and destiny are my next 2 topics I wanted to discuss...

I Love Ya !!!
This was sent to me by my x wife last night .and just after she sent it to me she had a massive heart attech I got the call just after 11:00pm last nite.we have been divorced for 19 years now...zz.. One morning you will never wake up. Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered If I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling or three words needing to be said. Let every one of Your friends and family know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back. You would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see You again.... I LOVE YA!!!

Ambulance Drivers
For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, but I want you to, if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar erros, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really are and do. 1). AMBULANCE DRIVER = usually an EMT or EMT-I and Paramedic. Right... What the F is that? EMT is EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN. EMT-I is that same, but an INTERMEDIATE Level, and Paramedic is the highest level of Emergency Medical Service provider certifiable. 2). EMS. EMS is not one word, it is E.M.S. Meaning Emergency Medical Services. (Contrary to the comm

Don't Tell Me
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees? "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me?" Confused, the father asked what was wrong? The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that, "grown-ups don't really get laid," I'll have nothing left to live for.

Dentist
An old Texas cowboy went to the dentist with a toothache. After anexamination, the dentist told the cowboy he had a tooth that had to comeout. He said, "I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be backin just a few minutes." The old cowboy grabbed the doc's arm and said, "No way. I hate needlesand I ain't havin' no shot!" The dentist said, "That's okay, we'll just go with gas instead." The cowboy replied, "Gas makes me sick. I ain't havin' no gas either." Without saying a word, the dentist turned and left the room for a minuteand when he came back, he handed the cowboy a glass of water and said,"Here, take this pill." The cowboy looked at the pill and asked, "What is it?" The doc replied," It's Viagra." The old cowboy looked surprised and asked, "Will that kill the pain?" "No," replied the dentist, "but it'll give you something to hang on towhile I pull that tooth."

Caption It | Vol.1 | 008
RFB’s Bi-Weekly Photo Blog Caption It - Bi-Weekly it is! (Start sending in your pictures and I will feature them in a round of "Caption It") I will be doing these bi-weekly now so keep an eye out! In honor of the Republican Party Debate tonight... The name of the game is “Caption It” and the rules are simple. 1. Check out this blog twice a week for a new photo and hysterical captions. 2. Comment with a caption of your own! You could caption the photo in general or “quote” the person/people in it. (rude, funny, gross, sarcastic, political etc… ANYTHING GOES!) I will be making this blog NSFW so post whatever you like. 3. Have fun!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!! THEY ARE MISSING OUT.

Dusty Underwear
One morning, Jeff took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. 'What the...?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Joyce,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She shot back: 'It's not talcum powder its, 'Miracle Grow'.'

Something To Think About
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on pillow that was addressed to "MOM" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with "Stacy" and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be

Eyes.....
You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion67% Diamond Eyes67% Anger42% Mysterious33% Eyes full of Pain17% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Concerned But Appreciative
I'm concerned, but I am appreciative. No, life at home is hardly bad and I haven't pulled too much of my hair out *giggle* . . . but it's not outstanding. I'm ashamed to admit that I once looked forward to getting out of the house for my work day, but now I'm not even like that. After I get home it seems like it's not long before Sarah has to go to bed (we've gotten her in bed at 8:30 P.M. most nights) and I should be smart enough to go myself -- Jeffrey inevitably wakes up at two or three A.M. for a feeding, and most often I'm the lightest sleeper so I get to feed him, even when I'm reeling. Ah, who said being a parent was all fun and games . . . This weekend Martha's parents left town for the annual Disabled American Veterans convention which is held in a different location every year, and every year they take with them one of their children and her spouse where applicable. (That proviso, incidentally, applies only to Martha and her oldest sister Malesa.) This year it's Allan

Dusty Underweat
One morning, Jeff took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. 'What the...?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'Joyce,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She shot back: 'It's not talcum powder its, 'Miracle Grow'.'

Your Touch ( Men Or Women )
Tender moments Spent with you Touches tender A love so true Your scent so sweet I can smell you still The taste of your lips I can’t get my fill Touch me again baby I need to feel That you’re not a dream That you are for real And when you do Please touch my heart It feels like it Has fallen apart Pretty please baby I'm begging you I need your touch I really do

The Need ( Read Carefully Women )
As she reached her skilful hands around the back of his muscular neck, she grabs a handful of his beautiful hair between her long, strong fingers. Forcefully, she pulled his pouting mouth to her slick, wet lips. She kissed him then, first with her lips, then with her tongue, sliding it between his teeth, forcing her entrance, tasting his sweet mouth, pearl white teeth bite down on him hard, just hard enough to cause him to gasp. Eyes wide, breath held, he pins her to the bed, he will show her. Strong hands hold her arms above her head, soft lips devour a nipple, teeth bite back, hard, just hard enough, but still no cry for him to stop. She doesn’t ever want him to stop. He slides himself along the top of her exquisite body, still her arms are pinned above her head, one hand is all he needs, long thick fingers penetrate her, testing her, seeing if she is ready for him. He can feel her body arching towards his hand, he teases her pulling back. She is wet, dripping we

Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away lived a beautiful queen with> voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his> desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very> jealous man. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,> Horatio the Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the> Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to> satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.> Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and> poured a little bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after> she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to> the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed> the king and queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours,> would cure this type of itch, and that tests

Hummingbird ( Women ) Sounds Like A Toy
I watched him as he went from flower to flower Wondering how many he had Vibrating their blossoms Impaling himself upon them Wheeling his weapon with such swift precision His tongue dripping with life's succulent nectar I willed him to come closer To kiss this flower and drink in my colours Wanting to feel the sensation of his sword As it plunged deep within me In a flash he was hovering above me Displaying for me all of his beauty and strength I knew then that I loved him And the moment he dipped into me... I felt freedom

Your Voice ( A Guy Talk'n 2 A Gurl )
I close my eyes and make you be Right here right now Touching me Your voice it tells me where to touch Just how hard And just how much I feel your hands exploring me My body is tingling I wish you could see See all my goose bumps, hard nipples too See all the things Your words can do I can feel the blood rush to my head Good thing I am laying In my bed Your voice, it caresses my very soul Makes me want to cum This is your goal And now you put me to the test You know to hear That you love me best Will send me over the edge, you know Make my body explode Oh God! Here I go... I am sent crashing into you My sweet man I’m so glad that you knew Just what to say And what to do To make me cum On the phone for you

An Image Of You ( Women Only )
I whisper I love you as I lie in my bed Wishing you were here next to me instead Pretending you're here to keep me safe Into my dreams I gladly escape An image of you soon becomes clear The warmth of your body, as I feel you near Into your steel blue eyes I gaze Slipping into a dreamlike haze Soon I feel my heartbeat race Imagining your gentle and sweet embrace I hear you whisper your love for me Feeling your kisses both soft and deep Into your arms I begin to melt Each trace of your fingers upon me is felt Lovingly your hands roam along my thighs Drowning in pleasure I gasp and sigh The room is spinning and starts to sway Lost in the moment, I'm swept away Passionate kisses getting much stronger Willing this dream to continue on longer My skin feels hot, my breath gets quicker Chest rising and falling, as my body quivers Sensations go through me as I feel your touch Wanting this moment to be real so much I awaken and turn, though you are not there B

Dragons
glitter-graphics.com Out of all the Dragons i adore, There is but one, i love more. Not the gold, green or blue, Orange, brown, silver too. This Dragon's colour is bright red, apart from black eyes in his head. Mighty, tough and very bold, This Dragon lives till very old. Flying 'round stealing sheep, Keeping gold in a heap. This Dragon does plenty more, Robbing the rich and eating the poor. The red Dragon can be found, high, high, high above the ground. Circling far above the mountian top, until the firey sun does drop. In his mountain cave he sits, spitting bones like fruity pips. guarding his hoardes of pure gold, remembering tales as yet untold. The Dragon i tried hard to save, Is now resting in the grave. No more shall he fly high in the sky. To the red Dragon i say my goodbye. Out of all the Dragons i adore, There is but one, i love more. The red Dragon i like best, He is tougher then the rest.

I Need U In Da Morning (women Only)
Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… Hot as lava and rising with the dawn. I'm wet come take me and fill me to the top; Slow and steady, give me all you've got. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… First rounds over, get ready boy its on. Make me holla, cry and scream your name. Do me baby, its all pleasure and no pain. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… Sliding down my throat; spurts so sweet and warm. Your taste is addictive; I may never leave your side Let me mount you now, boy, I wanna take a ride. Just like coffee, I need you in the morn… The sun is shining, the day is now full blown. A sweaty kiss on the forehead, lips and a cheek, Just like coffee, you're such a tasty morning treat.

20 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas.....
1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

Happy Holiday 2006 (( Funny Shit ))
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just lay there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the cei

I Will Be Off For Awhile
I just want all my friends to know that I will be off the computer for awhile. I am moving to Florida to be with the love of my life. I don't have alot right now here in NY so My computer and some of my things will be left behind until I can send for them later. I will be back as soon as I can. I will miss all my friends, I will be on until the night of the 12th of September but after that I will be off until I am settled and have the money to send for the rest of my things, including my computer. I wish everyone well, and I will be back as soon as I can. OH and this man that is the love of my life, I met online, on a different sight though. I believe now that I didn't believe before that on line relationships can really work with the right person. Going to miss all of my fubar friends but I will be around until September the 12th LOVE YOU GUYS XOXOXOXOXOXO

Jokes 4 Da Sell Fons & Sumythang 2 Think About
Money is short. . . Times are hard. . . I just texted you your fuckn Christmas Card. Keep it goin! . . . ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Dis x-mas I'mma put a mistletoe in my back pocket so all my hatas can KISS my ASS. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Wat do u tell da Trix Rabbit wen he turns gay...SILLY FAGGOT DICKS R 4 CHICKS! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Dental Surgury
well i know that i told 1 or 2 of you that my daughter was has dental work done today thrue day surgury. im going to tell you she did great and is doing good still. she had gotten 5 or 6 teeth filled and her dentist had to pull 2 of them. but she is fine. so anyways just thought some of you would like to know.

Whoopie Goldberg Is A Stupid Fucking Cunt
She is defending Michael Vick, saying that dog fights were common where he grew up....it's still illegal you stupid fucking cunt, I hope a dog bites her fucking face off, and I hope Vick gets anal raped over and over then gets shived, fucking piece of shit.

I Give Up On People
seriously...i just ran across about 3 "white supremacists" pages and i dont get it...how could u stand for the "aryan" race when you have brown/black hair and brown eyes? dumb asses u support a man who would have killed u too. Seriously the so called aryan race [[which doesnt exist]] was suposted to be tall blonde and blue eyes people....hitler him self wasn't any of those things...u people support and follow a man who was a hypocrite. People are going to have sex with other races....GET OVER IT!...some people sicken me.

Well Crap !!
The Most Functional English Word .......................... Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.. Some days are colder than shit,

No Matter What
So True!! 1.If Yooh Dress Nicely, Your A Snob. 2.If Yooh Dress Sexy, Your A Slut. 3.If Yooh Argue With Him, He Says Your Stubborn. 4.If Your Quiet, He Says Your Stupid. 5.If Yooh Call Him, He Says Your Needy And Clingy. 6.If He Calls Yooh,He Says Yooh Should Be Grateful. 7.If Yooh Dont Love Him, He Will Try To Win Yooh. 8.If Yooh Love Him, He Will Leave Yooh. 9.If Yooh Dont Fuck Him, He Will Say Yooh Dont Love Him. 10.If Yooh Do, He Says Your Easy. 11.If Yooh Tell Him Your Problems, He Says Your Irratating. 12.If Yooh Dont, He Will Say Yooh Dont Trust Him. 13.If Yooh Lecture Him, He Will Say Your Bitchy. 14.If He Lectures Yooh, Its Becos He Cares About Yooh. 15.If Yooh Break A Promise, Yooh Cant Be Trusted. 16.If He Breaks It, He Had Too. 17.If Yooh Cheat, Yooh Expect It To Be Over. 18.If He Cheats, He Expexts Another Chance. SO NO MATTER WHAT WE DO US GIRLS NEVER WIN!!!!

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I've seen this before, half of it on TV, once in full but with passing attention. Now saw it with a friend but with almost full attention (and subtitled to help me catch the words... my hearing does not improve like a fine wine.) It's been quite awhile since I read all of (a prose translation of) the Odyssey, from which this film draws its inspiration; and less time but still awhile since I read even part of it. The relation of the movie to the original is very interesting... but then it manages in many ways, not just that one, to be, without being obscure or esoteric- a very deep film and very remarkable, I think... and I'll keep this brief for now and follow up some later time. I can see it becoming a strong favorite though, and I may want to see it again before I return it to the video rental on Monday.

Zodic Sign (( Im A Leo ))
CANCER Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny. PISCES Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wired but in a good way LIBRA Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! GREAT in Bed. CAPRICORN Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. By far the BEST in bed. EVERY PERFORMANCE. AQUARIUS Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers. ARIES Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extre

The Memories ... !!!
Close your eyes...And go back... Before the Internet or PC or the MAC...... Before semi-automatics and crack.... Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... way back.... way.....way.....way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no...third Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope Duck....duck....GOOSE!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I? Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Happy Meals Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom Cracker jacks with the

Times I Did Cry
My life is flashing before my eyes No one was listening when times I did cry Will I be missed, I suppose I'll not know But time is calling and now I must go No turning back, no second chances No awkward looks or casual glances I will miss the sun of a brand new day And how it use to make me feel all would be ok I fought this as long as I possibly could This evil is strong, much stronger than good Time is a luxury I have no more My spirit takes flight for a distant shore I left you a note and all it did say "Together we shall be some other day" The rush of air seems to quicken, suddenly black My body is found mangled, broken is my back No one was listening when times I did cry Will anyone miss me, or even care why?

Date For Surgery Is Set
for those who have talked to me in the past either on here or on yahoo have knowen that i have been having female problems well that is geting taken care of on oct 2nd 2007. i will be going in to have a hysterectomy done. thats mainly why i haven't been on here as much. the fibroid cysts on my uturis and overies have been giving me problems. and now thank god that will be taken care of.

Hi
Well..if you haven't noticed..I haven't been on for a few days. I decided to take that much needed break from Fubar. I seemed to need it. Almost like a sabbatical..lol It did me good and I actually feel like a human being again! My mind was a mess and I swear I haven't done anything real in a long time. I played some golf, and I even went out dancing too! Woo Hoo! So now I feel much better and I am back on track. Probably won't be on as much as I used to, but I'm still here, in case anyone did notice I was gone..LOL Love to all my family and friends...MUAH!!

Untouched Lover ( Women Only )
How is it possible to know your embrace How can I know the look upon your face How can I know the taste of your lips How can I feel your hands on my hips How can I sense the graze of your mouth The touch of your fingers moving south If our eyes have never even met How do I explain these feelings I get Is it the power of the mind, the force of the soul The sweet encompassing of love's control So awesome to know, so amazing to find Unbelievable as now, I only have you in my mind

Under The Diamonds Shining Bright
Dazzling diamonds in the sky Brilliant gems embedded in your eyes Those diamonds shine down upon us tonight The angels are sympathetic to our plight Showering us with the silver rays The moon casts down in it’s full phase Silken hair and lips of cardinal red Lying content on earth’s soft bed The birds look down and the wolves stand guard This pasture is our own backyard There is no time there are no cares We move together as nature stares Through the night we find the treasures Lost in us and learn the pleasures We did not know before this night Under the diamonds shining bright

Two In Love With One ( Women Only )
I’m dreaming but I know it and in my dream I wish it to be real I can hear him say: I love her then I hear him say: I know. Me too. and one of him is behind me his hands around my waist as his naked body presses I can feel his heartbeat on my back. and the other is in front of me kneeling down his head between my legs he stops, looks up and says to me: I love you but I can’t believe you are real. and then I am bent over feel him push up and inside while I kiss the other his hands play on my nipples I am so confused. Can we both love her? one asks. The other says: yes, but she is mine. I know, he said. That’s fine.

Worm Food...
I have to thank my friend Victoria for inadvertently sparking this particular synapse misfire that I'm about to bore you with, but what can I say? It's me.It was Victoria's blog on funeral rights that led me to this thought; the blog was one of the last things I read last night as I prepared to drive the last five hours of this trip, so it was that thought that I carried with me most of the night. Some people wonder how a person drives the distances that OTR drivers do, and for me it's thought experiments and good music or talk show...last night it was mainly the thought that carried me.There is no doubt that any wake or funeral is for the survivors benefit rather than the dead; it's a time for the living to remember and heal from the loss of a loved one... to celebrate the life lived rather than the life lost, (or at least for those that do not thrive on grief...and there are people who do wallow in their own self-pity, almost begging for someone to comfort them). We all understand

Sad
i am thinkin about leavin the site for awhile personal reasons.... i have had a blast here but its time to go i dont feel like i need to be here anymore its just hard.....so i will be here for a few more days and then gone.......love u all

Dont Bee Sceard
the night is daling fast the end of day is here its the dark ho is the falowing time now its time to go to rest for someone and for us the cildren of dark is ouer time starting we lay us down clouse uoer eyes and going in to the darkest dreem to hail ouer king we open up the dor to hell and walk the long way down down down to the warmest and the lightest place on erth in the hall can we see the king of evilnes has name is going as an cold wind in to ouers harts of stone lusfer is here and give us uoer pin we desurve now is it mine turn to get an order i feel the order coming in to my boddy burn ewery churts you can or die an painfull death i take my order and walk up to the ground and wait for the morning so ican get all my eqiptments the next night shal be an warm night for they cristians i dont like the thought of what i have to do but it is my order i just have to do it if i dont want to have an evel death i hope this is the end of the darkest dreem but dont be sceard i do it just t

What Happened?
I'm sure by now that all of you fellow bloggers out there have taken root, ordered pizzas, cracked open some cold ones and have called over your friends and you're just sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for my next entry in this twisted little soap opera journal of events...lol! Well, let me start out by giving you the romantic 'history' of me and mr. DJ. We met a year ago and really hit it off. We started seeing each other exclusively and I visited him every weekend since I lived in another city. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve since I have been hurt so many times in the past, so I believe in taking things slow and gradually and really getting to know someone at first. However, in the first month he said he could fall in love with me and immediately I kind of froze up. I almost ran then, but I stuck around and soon after that he started telling me that he loved me, even though I kept telling him not to get emotionally involved. Well, maybe it was those incredibly into

I Am So Hungry But So Addictied To Fubar
I am so hungry that my stomache is growling but I can not seem to get off this computer. I know a little wierd but that is how it is. anyways I will stop this bable and continue to rate and add friends love you all chow

New Mandy Story
"Let's have some fun!" I said excitedly. I pulled Mandy into a standing position in front of me. I reached up and grabbed the waste band of her shorts and quickly pulled them to the ground. I could tell that it had been a rough day for my little vixen...she was still wearing panties. I reached around and squeezed her firm ass cheeks as I leaned forward and kissed her panty-covered pussy. "Mmmm...ooh Harry...you make me so happy..." Mandy purred. I snagged the top of her undies with my teeth and pulled them down to her knees. I then reached up and pulled them the rest of the way off with my hand. Mandy grabbed onto my head and pulled my mouth to her pussy. I got the hint and quickly started giving long licks to her clitoris. "ooooh...I love it when you lick my pussy..." After a minute or so I started kissing up her body, pushing her shirt up as I went. Once I got up above her belly button, Mandy lifted her arms in the air. I pulled the shirt up and over her head. All that was left was

The Time Has Come
Well, hi to all who might be reading this. I have been on here for a few months now, and have made some awesome friends along the way. Finding on this Fubar journey some pretty damn interesting people. Now, i know there are people out there that are 'haters, and downraters'. I'm not like that, i rate everyone a ten, no matter what my personal private opinion is; the point i am making? Well, i have noticed a few extremely rude remarks on some peoples pics that i have rated lately, and was very offended by these remarks, they weren't on my page, nor a friends page, just in general. What the genral public needs to realize is, we read those comments as well. ANd if it offended me, i know it had to offend others. I find racism will never be a thing of the past. I was raised to have a different outlook and remain neutral, and to keep an open mind. No offense to friends who don't like this, and if you don't like this next thing i am about to say, i HIGHLY advise you to

Adventurer Fosset Missing In Nevada
Record-setting adventurer goes missing in Nevada MINDEN -- Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, who has cheated death time and again in his successful pursuit of aviation records, was missing Tuesday after taking off in a single-engine plane the day before to scout locations for a land speed record, officials said. Teams searched a swath of rugged terrain in western Nevada near the ranch where he took off, but searchers had little to go on because he did not file a flight plan, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said. "They are working on some leads, but they don't know where he is right now," FAA spokesman Ian Gregor said. Fossett, the first person to circle the world solo in a balloon, was seeking places for an upcoming attempt to break the land speed record in a car, said Sir Richard Branson, the British billionaire who has helped pay for many of Fossett's adventures. The 63-year-old took off alone at 8:45 a.m. Monday from an airstrip at hotel magnate Bar

First Semester Is Done
After 13 long weeks of summer college the work showed off. I got my report card. An A in both classes which means a 4.0 GPA for me. This of course made me want to keep that blessed number next to GPA in reference to my name. Which means not treating my math class like the bore it is. But it looks below my level. An 8th grader could do. And why must I torture myself with this class? Because my degree doesn't need the 2 semesters of Calculus and Analytical Geometry I tortured myself with during my senior year of high school. Okay it wasn't really torture, the first semester I slept a good bit and got a B. Second semester did the same and I got a C. Could have done better second semester but working over 30 hours a week and going to high school does put a toll on one's mind. Plus getting ready for graduation. So now I get to take Business Math. Oh the joy. But I have to get the mindset that it is oh, I don't know Calculus solving functions of multiple variables. And Keyboa

What "amber" Means..
Amber From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Amber is the common name for fossil resin or tree sap that is appreciated for its inherent and interesting mixture of colours and it is widely used for the manufacture of ornamental objects. Although not mineralized, it is sometimes considered and used as a gemstone. Most of the world's amber is in the range of 30–90 million years old. Semi-fossilized resin or sub-fossil amber is called copal. The occurrence of insects inside Amber was duly noticed by the Romans and led them to the (correct) theory that at some point, Amber had to be in a liquid state to cover the bodies of insects. Hence they gave it the expressive name of Suceinum or Gum-Stone a name that is still in use today to describe succinic acid as well as succinite, a term given to a particular type of Amber by James Dwight Dana (see below under Baltic Amber). The Greek name for Amber was ηλεκτρον (Electron) and was connected to

Cap'n Mo'
Thanks Cap'n Mo' you make my heart glow. Oh how i love you so. Especially in the snow. Cap'n Mo' has that spice.. OoOoOo you taste so right. Just like shrimp fried rice. You even get rid of lice. You really perk up the night. Like a bright shining light. While making my smile bright. You always taste so right.

Help!! What Should I Do?
Hey fubarians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't eve

Oh Well !!! That's Life I Guess
I have been so focused on having this love that I got distracted from real life. I had a beast awaken in me that lay dorment for a long time. That beast has since bit me in the ass! I was so obsessed with a guy that I neglected everything and everyone in my life. When I thought I had found "the guy"It just didn't turn out like I wanted it too. I am thankful for every experience I ever have tho. People have told me so many times, "Quit looking for it so hard and it will find you." That is the best advice I never took. I am going to focus on the things I should have focused on the whole time. The love of my family and my friends that have been with me forever. I realize I dont need a guy to make me complete or happy. It will happen when it happens and I am ok with it. When it does happen then it will be the relationship that lasts me the rest of my life.

Losing
HELP ME PRETTY PLEASE I ENTERED MY FIRST FUBAR CONTEST EVER "THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR". OKAY I AM IN 10TH PLACE OUT OF 11 SPOTS. THE CHICK IN THE LEAD IS AHED BY OVER 10,000 COMMENTS MUCH LOVE BETTY CONTEST ENDS VERY SOON Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 5,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135

I Wish...........
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 6 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards await me? I

Hug An Emt
have you hugged an EMT today? WHY NOT?? HURRY UP & DO IT!!!! Somewhere in the realm of society, located just between the security of sanity and the neurosis which precedes psychosis, there is a group of individuals whos training and actions often make the difference between life and death. This is the group of men and women who make up what is known as Emergency Medical Services. You will find this special group of individuals located in various positions in your cities readied to respond to the next possible disaster which could occur, may it be a car accident or heart attack, readied to respond to a school shooting or a downed plane, hindered only by the natural obstacles of daily traffic. No other group of humanity can carry so many items in their pockets which are strategically located in optimal positions of the body. Perhaps youll find scissors, band aids, tape, chap stick, combs or essential lifesaving sustaining items, but one thing that is c

3 Decades
Oh,damn, I am gettin' old(er). I am gonna be 30 09/09/2007. I have started to dread the beginning of fall because it signifies how old I feel. With my disease, cold weather makes me crazy. My pain intensifies along with my joint stiffness. Instead of feeling 30, I feel 3000. I am a person who believes in reincarnation and "soul" or "spirit" memory. I have real memories from WWII, the Middle Ages, and even Biblical times. I don't know, maybe it's my soul that's tired instead of my body. I just hope that my luck changes for the better. I'm not sure that it can get much worse, but having said that it's sure to. Oh, well, I guess I'll get through it again.

My Heart In Words (just For You My Special Friend)
How can I turn away my eyes From this face so beautiful Just like the bright and golden sun Enlightening this cold, wide world In which you refuse to see me At times I feel just like a ghost Cause you seem to walk right through me Even though I hold on so desperately I always fail to reach you As if I just wasn't there Though when the sun has set Your eyes suddenly fly to me Their color as dark as night Sparkling like a newborn star And passion burning like the morning sun No word might pass your lips But your hands seam to speak your heart As we lay there, right under the stars You hold me tightly in your arms Just as if you're never letting go Should I ever ask you What kind of game we play You pretend there's nothing to know What do I even expect from you Well, nothing dear, just some honesty Shout out how you love to be so alone Chase me away with your icy words Act as heartless as you want I might even believe every

Asshat #1
I'm not adding the guys link here.. cause I don't want yall to go show the guy hate.. but be warned of the things that he does.. I was being polite if you couldn't tell.. and I get called a slut for it.. go figure.. so ladies watch out for this guy

Pavarotti Is In Very Serious Condition
© APLuciano Pavarotti Pavarotti Is in Very Serious Condition ROME -- Tenor Luciano Pavarotti, who has pancreatic cancer, was in "very serious" condition after his health deteriorated, the Italian news agency AGI reported Wednesday. Without citing sources, AGI said Pavarotti was at home being cared for by doctors from the Modena hospital where he underwent two weeks of tests and treatment in August. A hospital spokesman, Alberto Greco, confirmed Pavarotti was at home but said he had no further information. Calls and e-mails sent to Pavarotti's manager, Terri Robson, were not returned. The 71-year-old Pavarotti, was released from the hospital Aug. 25, more than two weeks after he was admitted with a high fever. At the time, Robson denied Italian news reports that he had been treated for pneumonia. The opera star had surgery for the cancer in July 2006 in a New York hospital. Pancreatic cancer is one of the most deadly forms of the disease, though doctors said the surg

Tattoo Contest
> I will be taking Your favorite Tattoo pic starting now and will take them through the first day of the contest. The contest will start on the 15th@7pm est Time. And will end the 22nd@7pm est. There are some rules that MUST be followed. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, NO CALLING CHEATING. I DONT CARE HOW ANYONE GETS THERE VOTES Self commenting is a must No NSFW pics will be allowed Most comments and rates at the end of the contest wins. Each rate counts as 10 comments so if you have alot of friends that dont bomb at least get them all to come and rate and your comments will add up. It will be your responsibility to notify your friends of my rules If you post or repost a bulletin about my contest make sure my rules are stated in the bulletin. First Prize... A weeks bl

Stressed Out???
Here's a creative solution to the day's problems for you.. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already!

I Know What Girls Like!
How To Treat Your Woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

Azz Hats
TO ALL THE NSFW SUCK UPS. THIS IS AN ADULT SITE. IF YOU DONT LIKE A MUM OR A PIC DONT LOOK AT IT. OR BETTER YET...GO SEE TOM AT MY SPACE. HE LOVES YOU LITTLE KIDS TELLING THE TEACHER ALL ABOUT YOUR MESSED UP CHILDHOOD AND MORE THE WILLING TO CALL OVER MICHAEL JACKSON TO LET YOU SIT ON HIS LAP AND TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP... GET A LIFE AND STAY OFF MY PAGE..

Dear Fubar, I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me...
My first time at the gas station- I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin,

Why Must I Hurt More !
It really hurts when i learn how to love you, but you dont love me in return .. It really hurts when the one I love, doesnt love me.. It really hurts that he helped me to believe in him...Yet doesnt believe in me ... It really hurts when there is no more space in his heart for me ... THE LOVE YOU CANT HAVE LASTS THE LONGEST, FEELS THE STRONGEST, AN HURTS THE MOST. Inside Of Me If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring

There Can Be Only One
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, th

World Internet Main Event
World Internet Main Event World Internet Main Event - San Francisco On September 13, 14, 15 and 16, 2007 You will witness an ALL-NEW seminar model and discover the latest and most cutting edge secrets for creating and running a profitable business on the internet. You will meet the world's best experts - people who are making money ONLINE doing what they teach. You will talk with these experts... ask them questions... and get the answers you need about YOUR situation and goals. You will take a seat at the only event in the world that proves to you LIVE on stage how selling online is really done. You'll get the behind the scenes tour of how to run your business when you get home and see money being made and deposited LIVE. You'll walk away with not only a business in a box (actual licences to products you can sell right away) ... but also the world's most successful millionaire-maker business system (Mike Filsaime's "Butterfly Marketing" valued at $1,497) ... plus a VIP t

Life Isn't All That Bad??
I hate it when I whine about my life then I see stuff that reminds me that I don't have it that bad. Makes me feel stupid not to count the blessings I DO have. No.. not in the biblical way so much as REALITY. I mean I have my family, and a place to live ect.. some dont even have THAT. I have to remind myself that life is what you make it.. yes.. sometimes life throws a nasty curveball your way but other than that.. YOU are what makes you happy. I have lived my life on the theory that you have to carve pieces of happiness out of life for yourself.. because life rarely hands you anything for free. Ha on one hand I sound like a pessamist and on the other I sound like someone who sees the bright side of everything. Which am I.. probably a little of both. I guess I am just writing this as a reminder to stop whining and start doing something about the stuff I dont like about my life.

Someone
If You See Someone Who Is In Need Of A Blanket To Keep Warm, Food To Eat, Or Needing Something To Drink, Please, Help Them! You Never Know When You Might Be In A Situation Like That. Wouldn't You Want Someone To Help You?? Of Course You Would. Don’t Turn Away From Them. Don’t Act Like You Didn’t See Them, Instead Help Them. Show Them The Love That You Have For Jesus Because Jesus Lives In You!! Everyone longs to give themselves completely to someone. To have a deep relationship with another, to be loved thoroughly and exclusively. But to a Christian the Lord says no, not until you are satisfied and fulfilled and content with living, loved by Me alone, giving yourself totally and unreservedly to Me, to have an intensely personal and unique relationship with Me alone. I love you my child, and until you discover that only in Me is your satisfaction to be found, you will not be capable of the perfect human relationship that I have planned for you. You will never be united with anothe

Rant - Pulp Fictionalz 07.9.04
RANT/PULP FICTIONALZ You don’t really give a - where I’m from I spray it like heated guns; Bred in Baltimore, another matrix trilogy begun No need ta hold tha mic; when ya see me, run before The light blinds from energy released in this art of war Sun-Tzu’s disciple holdin’ grudges for the likes of ice C.R.E.A.M. plays all supreme - gotta get the math precise- Lee’s just won’t suffice; needless to say I gotta get my garm right; I can’t stash my piece just any way Born on a Saturday, workin’ weeks throughout life Seekin’ out that pay day, schytt just ain’t addin’ right In tha field, gamblin’ & flippin’ chips wit buffalo- Soldiers less-than-half-baked like Jeannie Garaofalo Spittin’ Greek proper like falafel; King Leonidas Killin’ wolves at my doorstep, healin’ arthritis Stuck in my knuckles; keepin’ ill-scripts & dead scrolls- Assassin programmed to skill crafts on who led polls =.=Gold crowns seem less profound when the Guild walks Hometowns build up their best

Heart Shaped Glasses...
Okay...I was thinking....yes, again. People get so worked up about finding their soul mate or that "one" etc. Well, once some of these people find this "one" they become raging jealous and slightly obsessive, and when they suffocate the shit out of their "one" because they were trying to force it they are left in pieces. Silly isn't it? I mean think about it.... If you are meant for this person, if you meet on every beautiful...stunning...and poetic level of being "in love" then you will not ever need to worry about them seeking out someone other than you because you will KNOW without a shadow of any doubt hovering over the two of you that you want nothing more than to be a complete and perfect "whole". Yes, this does in fact mean that most of you will never find this because you are too busy worried about who is looking at who. Seriously, be realistic people are going to admire things in other people, and you should allow each other that freedom. As long as you are both doing the a

To Those All On My Friends List
Since i dont have my VIP right now till this weekend i have another site on here for now so i can still create and upload pics there......then when i get it back i can transfer em back here. If anyones interested my other screen name is ....Dragonmaster....thnx.....

This Is My Hillbilly Gangsta Rap
My clip's empty 4 dead on the floor I'm reloading screaming who wants sum more Stealing the drugs n cash blood sprayed on my face My homies outside ready to torch the place Running with the wind I got nutting to lose Just another forgotten tomorrow the life I choose Catch me later we'll settle the score Blow what we got then go get sum more Crucify my enemies watch the fires burn high Make a mistake n cross my path then u die Aint no gangsta thug aint no mafia man Just a crazy hillbilly with a brand new plan Its not that Im incomplete Im un concerned Don't give a damn no lesson to learn I work for the reaper man got no body count But if I stacked them up Rushmore would be mount Don't need no drink no drug, don't need no sympathy Not asking for much just whats due to me Reaching with both hands taking what's mine Dont give a fuck bout Heaven or Hell, whatever is fine 5-27-06 JAY ROGERS

Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish

Stuck At Level 2 ??
stuck at level 2?? and have the points for a level 12 ?you need to verify your email and post a salute. The logic is that your points put you at that level, so you need to have all the level requirements to get to that level. The system will not move you to level 10. SO if are stuck at level 2 and can't level up and you have the points for a level 7. you will need to verify your email. and you will go straight to Level 7. The system will not move you up to level 5. I hope this makes sense. If you have questions, please let me know.

Thank You All
I KNOW WHY MISS AMERICIA CRYS, I KNOW A DEEP FEELING BETTER THEN ANY WIN IS HAVING YOU ALL AS FRIENDS THE NAMES CAN GO ON AND ON YOU ALL SEEN EACH OUTHER THERE GIVING IT YOUR ALL ,AS YOU ALWAYS DO I AM HUMBBLED TO BE IN YOUR COMPANY ,EACH AND EVERY ONE MY DEBT O GRATITUTE IS TO BEE THERE FOR YOU ALL HOW EVER I CAN BALIE YOUR A DREAM FRIEND SHADY GOD IF I HAD 1/2 YOUR ENERGY ,MIZ MIKE /MIKE AWSOME DOOM FUX IM IN AWE THE POSSE JESUS H CHRIST YOU ALL LAY IT TO THE MAX THERE ARE SO MANY TO NAME YOUR ON MY FRIENDS FAM AND KEG BUDDY LIST LOL I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU FROM EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING*IM 285 LBS) GOD BLESS YOU ALL THANK YOU.........STEFAN

Thank You To My Good Friends
I just wanted to say a big thank you to a few special people who have been so supportive to me after the sudden and recent death of my mother. I want to thank Fatz and Nell for the phonecall, I want to thank Stephen for his love, I want to thank my sis Pleasure for constantly making sure I'm ok, I want to thank my sister Kara and mamacita Jo for their love and support (see you soon), I want to thank Alex for makin my smile, I want to thank Curt for makin me laugh and being sweet when I cried, I want to thank Nicki for her words of wisdom. I also want to thank everyone who messaged me on yahoo offering their sympathy especially those who I've mentioned. Regardless of the distance, you all went out of your way to let me know you were there for me. I'll never forget that.

New Photo Album
I invite all active service members and veterans (even their family) to send me pictures to add to my new album saluting our heros and their loved ones. Thank you all who support our men and women in uniform. and go hug a Vet today.

Justice For Those Who Do Have A Voices!!!!
People hate war and cruelty to humans but we overlook shit like this everyday! And if people are caught (like punkass Michael Vick) we give them a break from justice on their "first" offense...WTF!! Put them into a ring starving and mistreated and MAKE them fight to the death!!!

The Ride :)
They were in his car, heading out of town for a quick secret getaway. It was still warm, so she was wearing a sundress. He suspected she was not wearing any panties, knowing what a naughty girl she could be. He smiled at that thought, hoping he was in for a fun ride. She was already thinking about what she wanted to do with him but knew that whatever they did, it would be hot and wild. They had gone just a short distance down the highway when she moved closer to him, putting her hand on his thigh and leaning in to kiss his neck. She always liked to nuzzle him where his neck met his shoulders, and she said she loved his scent there. She continued kissing his neck and rubbing his thigh with her hand, moving closer and closer to his crotch, where his cock was starting to stir in anticipation. She murmured in his ear in a low, sexy voice how much she wanted to tease him and make him hard as a rock. Her hand kept getting tantalizingly close to his cock but stopped just short each time befor

Adventures In Mall World
Oh boy, here we go again! Welcome to a very exciting episode today boys and girls. Today’s topic? PETA. For those of you that don’t know what PETA stands for, it’s the PEOPLE for the ETHICAL TREATMENT of ANIMALS. On the surface, this sounds like a very positive and morally sound organization. Um, no. But more on that later. First, lets discuss how we got to this blog. For some reason, a huge, 6 foot 4, 300 plus pound, long haired, gun toting, burly man is screaming for confrontation. But I digress, lol. While taking my daughter shopping last night, at a trendy mall shop, which will remain nameless to protect the innocent, I was looking at a new leather jacket for myself. Ive lost a little weight and the season is around the corner, so, its time to treat myself with a new ¾ length leather coat. As I was trying on said jacket, I was verbally accosted by what I can only imagine was a card carrying PETA supporter. I think the PETA t-shirt may have been my first clue. Within a few

Hot And Wet...
Just thinking about you makes me hot and wet! That's why I have a steamy little present waiting just for you. Can you guess what it is? Let me give you a hint. It involves me and you, and a quiet evening for two. You'll have to wait to find out what else I have in store for you.

Danger, Will Robinson!
Okay, I've just had the strangest past couple of days i've had in quite a long time. It all started when I was walking home the other night, and it just so happens that the quickest route for me involves going down a back alley -- the kind of place where middle class gentlemen like myself are often mugged. In the past, I have not had any problems. I have, however on occasion, taken the long route home when there appeared to be tramps hanging about. So, on friday, I was taking the route as usual, and I noticed a couple of black guys hanging out on the corner.. That would not have normally bothered me, but as I drew closer I noticed that there were also quite a few youths with them. It appeared that one of them noticed me coming down the alleyway, and the lot of them began to work their way down the alley to meet me -- and by now you understand, I'm about to shit my pants, but I didnt run or anything. It's not like I had anything valuable on me, and I would look pretty stupi

Horoscope For Sept 5th
If your love life could use a little boost in one way or another, now is a great time to take a risk and tell that special someone what you're really feeling. Fate definitely favors you, but you need to act soon.

Appropriate Time To 'confront'
In reference to my last "blog" entry about confronting people, I'd like to point out situations where it is, in fact, okay to confront other people about issues. Theft: If somebody is stealing your stuff. From your apartment, your car or your person. Cheating: Only if it's YOUR wife/girlfriend/significant other. Endangerment: If somebody is putting you in danger, physically. Drunk driving, brick tossing, sloppy use of nunchucks, etc. Distruction of Property: Self explanitory. Throwing stars in your walls, car driven through your front door, Pittsburg Steelers practicing in your rose bushes, etc. Abuse: One time only. If somebody you know is being abused, talk to them about it. Friends, family, etc. Tell them they don't deserve it, give them options and solutions. Don't use threats against the abuser, that doesn't work. Threatening to kill said abuser will usually just put the person on the defensive. Also, it could put your friend/family member in d

Come One Come All To The Biker's Clubhouse Bar & Grill
COME ON IN AND CHECK OUT THE NEW LOOK IN THE BIKER'S CLUBHOUSE BAR & GRILL! YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN MUSIC AND REQUEST A SONG TO BE ADDED! JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE! SEE YOU SOON! SalivaLadies And GentlemenMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Never Enough Of You...
You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you.

Without You...
I can't live without you. I would breathe the air, and my heart would beat, but I would not feel the joy of life. My dreams would be lost like a leaf carted away by a storm. I would gaze at the stars without appreciating the way they light up the sky. I would pass the roses in bloom without noticing their beauty. I would no longer look forward to each sunset and each dawn. I would be broken, never to be mended again. Winter would own my heart; its icy breath would steal the warmth in my soul, because I could not smile without your love. I could not know laughter or happiness. If you were lost to me, I'd have no reason to try, no reason to be. You are my prayer, my shelter from hopelessness and despair, my sunshine, my light, my lazy days, my peaceful nights, and only you can keep the spark in my soul burning bright.

Feed Back From You
I would like you folks to tell me what you would like to see on fubar, lets not go crazy, but I would like some ideas from you, this is your chance for ideas on improving the site,resent site changes are making somethings go nuts, with mail and gifts just vanishing things will be better soon so hang in there, they are trying to make the best site possible they really are and this is where you can make a difference let me know your ideas cause the best ideas always come from you..peace ..

My Daily Ritual
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Thought About You...
All day long, I thought about you. Even when I tried not to think about you, I thought about you. When I closed my eyes, I thought about you. When I opened my eyes, I thought about you. When I thought about the beauty of the season, I thought about you. When I thought about the warmth of the upcoming holidays, I thought about you. When I heard a love song on the radio, I thought about you. When I checked my email, I thought about you. Even when I said goodnight to the stars, I thought about you. And when I slipped beneath the softness of my blanket and gave in to the bliss of sweet dreams, I thought about you. I just can't stop thinking about you.

Miles Apart
I love talking too you from day to night. Intill the natural star shines bright. I love seeing you from day to night. Cause your eyes are so bright. You for me. me for you. thats The way it should be. it does Not matter if the sky is grey or Blue. cause it is raining in my Heart for you. cause we are miles Apart. but you will always be in My heart

The Bruce Willis
Whenever I shower, a good amount of pubes fall to the tubs floor. I pick each of the individual pubes up, and put them in a little box on top of the toilet. At the end of each month, I gather all the pubes (they've usually filled about half the box by now) cup them in my hands, and rub them all over my wet face. They stick there and it makes me look like Bruce Willis.

Last Goodbye
We all live in a silent world death apon death. That lies on tears that fell From the sky. He never had a chance to say Goodbye. But the time has come for his Enternal sleep. as our last goodbye Is said with A crying weep.

Halloween Zine!!!!
i am putting together a Halloween zine!! so if anyone is interested in contributing something please get in touch with me! if you send something for it you get a free copy! i'm looking for anything related to Halloween & Horror! stories,essays,Halloween memories,photos,drawings,comics,poems,ANYTHING! right now the deadline is October 20th 2007. email me for more info! MrsNoggle@Yahoo.com & check out my Etsy shop to see other zines that i have done!!!!! http://mrsnoggle.etsy.com

If Only You Knew...
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for

Birthday Indifference
My birthday is next Tuesday, and i really have no feelings, good or bad, that it's coming up. I've always shared my birthday with another family member and never really got to celebrate it by myself. Some people feel that your birthday is a celebration of your life but I just don't feel anything toward it. The only feeling I have about my birthday is sorrow for what happened on that fateful day 6 years ago. Just one more reason to not care about another birthday.

All Alone
Is anyone out there? You keep asking your self. You feel alone, but you know There is someone out there that you love very much. the only thing Keeping you from the ones you Love are these steal bars. You ask again is anyone Out there? you feel alone. But you know god is with you. For the ones you love you Pray that they know you Love them and the day get Your freedom back that They will still be there For you. you hope and pray that day Comes soon.you know deep inside you didnt Do the crime. so you ask why am I doing time? is anyone out there? You feel alone.

Follow Your Dream...
Trouble arrives in measures, and we stack it up real high, until we're convinced, we have no reason to try. If you feel defeated, you're absolutely wrong, for if you follow your dream, you could never lose for long. Ignore the minor set-backs that pile up and trouble you, or you will build a mountain, out of the stones hurled at you. The future holds great promise, your destiny unknown, but God is always helping, and you're never alone. Soar bravely toward your goal. Let nothing darken the way. You can change your tomorrow, if you seek your dream today.

Pills
THE DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY RETIRED. AT HER NEXT CHECKUP, THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL THE MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. "MRS. SMITH DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?" "YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." "MRS SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP!" SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE. "YES, DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING, I GRIND ONE UP AND MIX IT IN THE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS... AND BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!

Please Help Me Out!!!!!!!
Hi! my contest ends on sept 6th at 10:30pm est. I need RATES!!!!! All you have to do is click on the picture below and rate it when you get to the contest page!!! I really hope I can count on whoever reads this to help me out with my contest! Thank you so much!!!!

You Are Special...
You are special, because you're someone's friend. You've touched someone's life in a unique way like no one else could. You've been there when someone needed you, when someone felt sad and all alone. You've given comfort. You've made someone smile. You've been there to celebrate the good times, and to lend an ear when someone needed you to listen. You are special, because you're my friend, and I appreciate everything you've done for me.

Blue Without You...
My red heart is blue, because I'm missing you. Every day, I think about you, and I imagine how great every hour, every minute, and every second would be if you were here with me. Every night, when I lie in bed, I dream that you're beside me, holding me close to you. If you were, I'd whisper in your ear, how much I love you. Since you came into my life nothing has been the same. I've experienced love to its fullest, and I've tasted a beauty that never ends, because you're where my happiness begins. I'm incomplete without you, and I'll never stop loving you. You're the world to me, in brilliant colors. You're my best friend, a favorite song that will never end. And together is where we should be. Someday soon, I pray, that you'll walk through the door and take this heartache away.

True Love...
You're the world to me-- there's no one quite like you. You're the one I love, the one I want to touch. I give you my heart, and I need you so much. Offer me your sweet caresses; fill me with your wonderful light; soothe my aching heart; and hold me through the night. The mere sound of your voice summons deep emotion within Like an old familiar song like the comfort of a friend. When you're near, I'm lost to thoughts of love as you touch me with a magic that's as grand as stars above. I want to hold your hand. I hunger for your kiss. Offer me sweet tidings of true love's tender bliss. I promise our love shall soar, carried on the wings of a dove. So give me your heart, and bless me with your love.

Friend Wants To Know...
1.) Q. Can you cook? 1.) A. Oh hell yeah! 2.) Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.) A. Being a Marine Biologist/Oceanographer - the female Jacques Cousteau! 3.) Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.) A. I wish I could fly like an Eagle! 4.) Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.) A. Coffee!!!!! 5.) Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.) A. I love them all 6.) Q. What was the last book you read? 6.) A. Ummm... have several going at the moment but finished all the Harry Potter books, and reading Robert Jordan, also have my herbal and medicinal handbooks within arms reach and almost done with reading up on some local archeology so that I am educated slightly on my husband's work and life passion. 7.) Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.) A. Sagittarius 8.) Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.) A. So far only one tattoo of a winged unicorn on my left shoulder and a few piercings besides the usual ears *grinz* 9.) Q. Worst Habit? 9.) A. Smoking 10.) Q. If you s

I Am A Book
I am a book, I sit quietly on a dusty shelf, observing often without being noticed. I am knowledgeable yet useless. One searches for the information, it is not often offered to them. My eyes remain open, watching one world go by my shelf. The eyes are perceptive and nothing escapes my all compassing view. I am the serene book who can be funny, exciting and honest. But, usually chooses simply to sit on the shelf. I am a Book... By: Lucky to be Irish

Creamy Turkey Casserole
Creamy Turkey Casserole This quick casserole is a great use for leftover turkey (or chicken), but you can always pick up some roasted turkey at your supermarket deli to make things even simpler. Credit: Eater's Choice Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 2 tablespoons margarine, plus more for greasing casserole * 2 egg whites * 3 tablespoons white flour * 1 can chicken broth, strained * 1 cup diced celery * 2 tablespoons minced green onion * 1/2 cup chopped pecans * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 egg yolk * 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 1/4 cup low-calorie mayonnaise * 3 cups diced cooked turkey breast Directions: Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F. Grease a casserole with margarine. Whip the egg whites until stiff but not dry and set aside. In a medium saucepan, melt the 2 tablespoons of margarine. Remove from the heat and stir in the flour to make a paste. Gradually blend in the ch

I Am An Optical Illusion
I am an Optical Illusion... You perceive me many different ways, but you'll never figure me out. When you think I you have I will have changed. I'm deep I consume your mind. I'm also quiet and suttle, someone you can lose yourself in. I'm soothing yet confusing. I appear to be moving, yet are still. I am an Optical Illusion. By: Lucky to be Irish

More Shoutbox Shtuff
this guy posted a MuMM about whether the yankees would make the playoffs so being a die-hard red sox fan i left this as a comment: not too bad right, then he deleted it and i asked why in another comment then this happened... upstatesco...: much upstatesco...: yea i figured that muck ->upstatesco...: i'm a red sox fan upstatesco...: lol your crazy ->upstatesco...: dude you're such a homophobe, how can you even be a yankees fan then? that whole team is gay upstatesco...: that was sick ->upstatesco...: thats irrefutible proof of what goes on in the yankees locker room upstatesco...: come on that was just wrong

Broken Like An Angel
Broken Like An Angel lyrics [Originally written by Dollybraid] She was a queen Lost within a dream Misconceived that he was fit to reign Lies take victims Separate them at the seams Cause them to fall apart Then move along to better things now She Wants to fall in love again Don't you know that He's Satisfied to own her No time permits to open up When you've been hiding thoughts so strong She's been holding out for an angel to come along No reply from the sky But she just keeps looking up She just keeps looking up now She Wants to fall in love again Don't you know that he He's Satisfied to own her She'll never know love's true potential Lost in the open wind To his impatience Never feeling they would fall apart She let her feelings grow To tears she'll never show now She Wants to fall in love again Don't you know that he He's Satisfied to own her You know he couldn't see That she could be his everything Bringing light to everything

Nsfw
Some moron reported one of the funnies that I had as NSFW! Someone truely needs to get a life... God forbid anyone post something that shows a sense of humor! Instead of trying to get other people in trouble... just go play with yourself

Just Not Right....
Ok i have came to the disicion... I dont wanna keep doing what im doing to get or keep these crushes..... its not only wrong but not only am i a dogg but now i feel like a pig... So if i do not make what i need i will be posting my myspace address for all to contact me who wants to...... i kinda like fubar and dont wanna leave but i have to choose between whats morraly right... ok for u that dont know the crush was a bet if i dont get them i must delete my acct...simple so i need 60 to keep 50 and then i want not a 1... thanks .......... Tongue..........

~bitchology~
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a "bitch". When I stand up for those I love, they call me a "bitch" When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a "bitch". Being a "bitch" means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a "bitch". The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed! And if that makes me a "bitch", so be it. I emb

About Comment Bombing..
Please dont ask me to enter into contests or comment bomb for them. Since the layout was changed a couple months ago I find it a pain in the ass to comment bomb. When the comment box was located on the left that was fine but now that it underneath all the comments I cant stand it. Granted Ive been tempted to join a few for the prizes such has a HH. But I wont, which also means Ill never have a happy hour, VIP, or blast. But thats ok because thats my choice.

Saying Goodbye!
To all my friends....I am taking a new path in life...and I am going to be deleting my page on here....I do have other sites and emails and Im's...so anyone would like to stay in contact and you don't have my other info let me know! I enjoyed my time here and all my new friends..but as most of you know I havent been on as much! Love to all! heidi

One More Day Left!
hey guys! after today, there is only one more day left on my contest...thank god!!!! i swear this has been a tough week trying to keep up!! here are the latest numbers :D as of 2:15pm eastern time ...... Rates Lil Devil: 562 x5 2810 Comments-> 34289 Total Points: 37099 Rates J-Roxx: 245 x5 1225 Comments-> 35937 Total Points: 37162 as you can see...im winning!!!!! thanks to all my friends you guys rock! there is still plenty of time for her to catch me tho, and its a hella close race, so...if you havent already, or you want to help some more, or maybe youre just plain bored...whatever it is...please come help!!!! i need all the votes i can get to stay in the lead :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D CLICK HERE TO VOTE! (rate and comment) a zillion thank yous!!! thanks to james for doing the math!! **muah**

Orgasmic
A gasp of breath catches in your throat. A heat from inside warms your skin. Making it glow under the layer of sweat . That clings to your bare skin, like the morning dew upon the bladeof grass. A chill of antisapation swims down your spine. As your heart beats harder and faster in your chest. The excitment of the moment that is about to come fills you with a want, a need to be touched. A moan of plesure escapes your lips. As the moment of extacy grows closer and closer. You fight the urge to keep that one lasting moment from coming only a second longer. Just so you can enjoy the pleasure and antisapation for just one minute longer. Hoping to hang on to that tickle that arrises in the pit of your stomache . For only a minute one second longer. You feel the excitment as your body shakes and quivers from the release of the moment. You fall to the side, your body exhausted and weak. Your heart slows and your breath returns. The moment has come and gone. A smile

Caught The News.......written 2002, By Me
As i caught the news, i started to think of my son. I don't want him to have a gun! or even to deal with one! but that's all we hear and see, and i wonder "will he always be here with me?" I'm afraid, he's so brave, he loves his country, If he chooses to leave ....I'll tie a yellow ribbon around a tree to comfort me, We love God and leave our lives in his hands, and i know that he will guide him back to me. For right now i know i have nothing to fear my son is six and for a few more years he will be near, and as for my thoughts, well i know i'll have another as i catch the news again. Mom P.S. My first poem...I hope you like it! Enjoy!

Anyone Want To Take A Ride With Me??
It is about 12:00 at night and I’m on the subway and their was about 20 more people on there also. Then it makes another stop and you come on the subway cart. You look over my way and I give you a little smile and you smile back. I walk over to you and tell you that you are that you are the sexy woman on this train. You blush a little bit. Then the train jerks and I catch you in my arms. Then I pull you closer to me and I start to kissing on your neck and go up to your ear. Then I move around to your face and look deep in to your eyes then move in and give you a nice long soft kiss on the mouth. Then I go around to your back and kissing the back of your neck. I move my hand to your stomach and start rubbing it. And you take my hand and move it under your shirt so you can feel my skin on your skin. Then I took your other hand and moved it around and rubbed on my dick. Then I let your hand go and you kept doing it. As I was still kissing on your neck & ear, I move my hand up to your ti

Ice Is Good
I start by come up to you give you a nice kiss, then move around to your ear, then to your neck and I move around behind you as I still kissing your ear & neck. Then I start undoing your shirt and take it off of you, then I get a cube of ice and start rubbing it on the back of your neck and kissing it at the same time and move my hand down and around undo your pants and slide them down & off. When I move back up my hand slides over your pussy lips in your panties. But I keep moving back up to your bra and take it off of you and I get another cube of ice and rub it on your nipples and make them hard. And I slide my other hand down and into your panties and slide one of my fingers between your pussy lips and rubbing your clit, to get it hot & wet before the ice. And I move around and start sucking on you hard nipples. When I’m sucking on they, I slide my fingers in & out of your pussy and rubbing your clit at the same time making you wet. Now I put the ice between your tits and let it me

9/5/07
You may experience an intellectual rebirth as clever Mercury breezes into your sign, bringing along his clever trickster rationalizations. You will need to be careful, for Mercury here can indicate emotional detachment. You might believe that you are relying on your clear judgment, but your heart could have its own opinion that stands outside of logic. Don't try to force a single answer now; time will unveil the best solution. My heart has been controlling my actions for awhile lately. Which depending on how you look at it is a great thing. However, I've been more rational in things than I normally care to be, but I guess that's why it's a good thing to see things from another person's view point as well. With all the things I'm considering right now, it's definitely good that I am listening to someone other than just myself. Thanks to him...the best solutions are there just not out in the open just yet.

Remorse
Remorse Beside the wilted candle, a memory lies in dust. The smell of love long past, is all that's left of lust. A rumpled robe lies scattered, slippers looking for feet. A pair of scarlet panties hide beneath the seat. It felt so right last night, the music played a beat. He said "I Love you baby" and whisked me off my feet. We danced and laughed we bought another round. I looked into his eyes, I knew what I had found. My thoughts were running wild, our passion filled the air. Large hands that were so gentle, soon led to an affair. The smell of sweat and stale cologne now permeate the room. The lust that passed for passion, gone,in the morning gloom. I leave before he lifts his head, he was quite sweet to me. My conscience pricks,as I depart, am I a whore? I don't agree. I never knew his name, he didn't ask me mine. A number, faded on my hand, this passion lost in time.

Stop Asking
For my yahoo. If you read my WHOLE name it says I will not give it out and thats what it means. I SAY WHAT I MEAN, AND MEAN WHAT I SAY. I only have a select few on my yahoo and they are ONLY close friends that I know from around here.

Crushing On You
I want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush. I can't believe I'm acting this way I'm almost twenty-two. Oh well, too bad, I just don't care because I'm feeling you.

The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable (the Final Battle)
My eyes are blistered with the guilt of our past The memories that we would have Now that you've turned the world against me I'm only trying to win them back With my eyes sewn shut To shut down and bathe in these words about me And now you're standing alone with your eyes to the sun Standing alone with your eyes to the sun Stand in heaven, in love Let's try this out together Worlds are ruined this way And we've all been there time and time again The final battle; you always seem so still And I will see you someday again in the clouds And I will see you someday again in the clouds All the world's a stage And all the world's a stage With my eyes sewn shut To shut down and bathe in these words about me And now you're standing alone with your eyes to the sun Standing alone with your eyes to the sun Stand in heaven, in love Let's try this out together Worlds are ruined this way And we've all been there time and time again TIME My eyes are blistere

Heavens Angel
Odd, but people seem to have no idea about reality. Some on here are all obsessed with stats and ratings, and reality says. Looser! I'm a nice guy, I chat, I am interested in leveling up, but I'll never be so retarded as to demand I become your fan in order to unlock even simple pics or the ability to send a comment. Kindly grow up!

9 Things Women Say
i saw this on a mumm and since its not really a mumm i poached it...enjoy 9 THINGS WOMEN SAY!!! 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

Racism??if You Agree Please Pass Along!!!
hey, how are you doin?? One of the people on my friends list posted this bulletin... I dont want to post it in my bulletin, but here it is for you... "i'm not RACIST but its true." well Berkey is a racist and is always TRU!! If this Offends you, then its because you don't know me very well and know that there is a point to this. Also if you have a high self esteem and know this isnt you no matter what race you are, you will agree with me. Lets see how much hate mail I get for this. you call me: "redneck" "Hillbilly" "Slaker" "shit kicker" "Cracker" "Honkey" "Whitey" "Gringo" "Sage" "white boy" and you think it's OK. But when I call you: jungle bunny spear chunker coon wet back jiggaboo porch monkey sand nigger rag head towelhead Camel Jockey Gook Spook NIGGER nignog KIKE slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have

Part 4..............
What?? If thoughts attracts like?? Does this mena I have to start monitoring EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT??? We have over 60,000 thoguhts a day. There are shortcuts...... Our feelings let us know what we're thinking. Your feelings are your greatest tool in creating your life. Your emotions are a gift to let you know what you're thinking . There are 2 sets of feelings, Good & Bad. (I know, it's like no shit sherlock) You are the only one who knows how you're feeling at any givn time. ALWAYS stop and ask yourself "How am I feeling about this?" Your thoughts determine your frequency. Learn to raise them. Celebrate good feelings; you will draw more good stuff in. Seize those moments when you are feeling good and link them to your life. When you start to feel bad thoughts, think of it as "WARNING-WARNING, change thinking now!! Negative frequency recording.... counting down to manifestation, 5...4....3...2...1...

Things Women Say
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can mak e to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when

What Better Way To Stick It Your Ex Wife
Giuliani's Web site posts link to Donna Hanover's radio show BY DAVID SALTONSTALL DAILY NEWS SENIOR CORRESPONDENT Wednesday, September 5th 2007, 4:00 AM Rudy Giuliani unveiled a revamped campaign Web site yesterday with a handy new "Call Talk Radio" button for supporters - and an unintended reminder of his past. The cybertool, designed to help Giuliani boosters phone local talk show hosts anywhere in the U.S., included contact information for "The WOR Morning Show," co-hosted by Giuliani's ex-wife, Donna Hanover. It's one of 173 New York radio shows the Web site urges Rudy fans to call to "voice your support." Hanover remained mum when told of the odd campaign link, but co-host Joe Bartlett was happy to sound off. "I appreciate it," Bartlett told the Daily News. "We could use the help." Bartlett said Giuliani's name comes up regularly as part of the show's news coverage, but Hanover always manages to bite her tongue when talk turns to herex. "We have taken

Any Takers?
OK I'M THINKING ABOUT ENTERING A CONTEST FOR A ONE MONTH VIC AND ONE MONTH BLAST NEED 30,000 COMMENTS. I NEED FAITHFUL BOMBERS CUZ I NEED TO HAVE SO MANY PER WEEK !!! SO IF UR INTERESTED LEMME KNOW !! IF NOT IT'S ALL GOOD. ** THANK YOU IN ADVANCE ** XOXO

Members Of The Wtc Family
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Men Vs. Vibrator
Reasons why a vibrator is better then a guy any day. 1. A vibrator never disappoints 2. A vibrator doesnt say stupid shit. 3. A vibrator always knows where to go because the woman is directing it to the proper places. 4. You can pick your own size and know what you are getting. 5. You can make it last as long as you want 6. It doesnt leave the toilet seat up 7. It never cheats on you 8. You always know where it has been 9. You can have it anytime you want 10. It never tells you no or I am too tired 11. You dont have to fake it 12. It wont lie to you just to get you in bed. That is its purpose. 13. You dont have to worry about returning the favor. Yes purely selfish on a womans part but oh well. 14. When you are done you can put it away til you have use for it again. Ok guys this is not a diss to you. Women will never choose a vibrator over a man because they need the drama a relationship brings. Lets not forget love and emotion. Unfortu

Child Killer Bastards Wants Case Thrown Out.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/09/05/2007-09-05_joel_steinberg_wants_15m_damage_award_th.html Joel Steinberg wants $15M damage award thrown out Wednesday, September 5th 2007, 4:00 AM Joel Steinberg wants court to toss $15M award to Lisa's mother. Lisa Steinberg Joel Steinberg, whose horrific murder of his daughter stunned the city 20 years ago, is still a cold-hearted monster. The disbarred-lawyer-turned-laborer wants the state's highest court to toss the $15 million in damages he has been ordered to pay for the beating death of 6-year-old Lisa in 1987. His twisted argument is that the tortured girl - whom he illegally adopted - only endured, "at most, eight hours of pain and suffering." Although Lisa was found bruised and battered, Steinberg, 66, contends he was hammered too hard in 2004, when Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Louis York ordered him to pay the money to Michele Launders, Lisa Steinberg's biological mother, who sued as executor of her

( Magnificent Self)
What is my ideal "Magnificent self" ?? What have I always wanted?? The list is endless & forever expanding... but for starters.. 1. Body of a Playgirl model 2. Extream self-confidence 3. can create instant rappor 4. Large amounts of $$ just comes easy to me. 5. Very creative, ideas just overflow. Can finally get this whole horror writer carrer goin. 6. Extream health, wellness, energy & hyper happiness. and this list will continue.....

I Am A Horrible Person
I just want to let everyone know what a horrible person I am right from the start to there is no confusion later on as to why things happen the way they do. I am monogomous, yep i said it. All you slutty, cheating pieces of shit run for your lives!!! I believe in love. Ya know that emotion that makes your heart beat fast and feel alive. Guess I think with the wrong organ like most men do. I dont do drama. No bitching, moaning and groaning. It isnt worth it. Such a bad quality but someone has to have it. I have the copyright on no drama. I own it. I am honest. I wont lie to you. After many years of partying my memory is to shot to remember the lies, therefore I dont do it. If I hadnt partied so much I would lie just like all the rest. Damn brain on drugs!! I dont go around thinking I am all that. I am not unapproachable. I let all the less then attractive people go around thinking they are all that and great in bed. As much as I would love to get laid all the time I find

Boring Car Stuff (well:)
My car factort default: 1.8 20v turbo engine producing (pre 160hp) 180 hp (132 kW), which makes the Ibiza the fastest and most powerful front wheel drive model of its class, output of over 100 hp per litre cylinder capacity, and the Ibiza body result in a weight to power ratio of only 6.2 kg / hp. A top speed of 225 Km/h and acceleration to one kilometre from a standing start in 28.3 seconds Power output (kW/hp/rpm) 132/180/5600 Max. torque (Nm/rpm) 235/2100-5000 Fuel supply system Multipoint injection, turbo Ignition system Electronically mapped Emission control system Cat+Lambda probe+injection pump+EGR+EGAS (Grrr) PERFORMANCE Top speed (km/h) 225 Acceleration 0-100 km/h (s) 7.2 Acceleration 1000 m (s) 28.3 SUSPENSION Front: Independent McPherson struts, lower wishbones, anti-roll bar Rear: Directional effect shaft, longitudinal arms Steering system: Rack and pinion, power steering Brake system: Diagonal split, twin circuit, brakes servo. ABS+ T

Rockstar- Prima J
(oooh) tell me what you think you're lookin at, (noo) so I think I'm Queen Elizabeth, (oooh) and now I'm stuck inside your memory, (so) that's why it's so hard to get rid of me I'm incredible, so unforgettable, so no one can take my place I'm unbreakable, highly flammable, so girl get out my face oh my god I'm going crazy maybe 'cuz I'm so amazing everybody in there dazin' that's the reason why they're hatin', treat us like some superstars and only cuz that's what we are you know we're going really far and ya'll ain't even heard it all you hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar, a pretty little problem, uh-huh, you hate cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar, a pretty little problem, uh-huh, you hate me cuz I'm everything that you ever wanted to be and that I'm lying cuz I love it when you lookin at me cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar, I said that I'm a rockstar, a rockstar, (keep lookin at me) (wow) It seems to me like I was botherin' (ho

Treasure Hunt.........
So I had an interesting conversation with the hottest man on the f'n planet today and found out what he has in the trunk of his car. A Jesus clock, a trashcan, an Eagles helmet, some shot glasses, a remote control, a speedo and a mask. Now I ask you, wtf? He is a little odd, weird even, but does this scare anyone else? I mean I have girly things in my trunk, clothes, shoes some cd's probably. Is this normal for guys? Just random ass things you come across to be tossed in there? Is it like maybe one day someone will say 'fuck i wish i had a speedo and a Jesus clock' I mean maybe its good, the MacGyver thing and all.....just bored and miss him terribly. I love you and your wacky ass self :D

Girls In My Circle
GIRLS IN MY CIRCLE When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend, and then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, "Let's cry together," another, "Let's fight together," another, "Let's walk away together." One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion, on whatever the

Oh No...the Are Gonna Kill Us By Cleaning Us!
Chemical 'WMD' found at U.N. may be little more than cleaner http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/09/05/2007-09-05_chemical_wmd_found_at_un_may_be_little_m.html BY ALISON GENDAR DAILY NEWS POLICE BUREAU CHIEF Wednesday, September 5th 2007, 4:00 AM Chemicals discovered in the United Nations' Manhattan offices - feared to be a toxic agent produced by Saddam Hussein's regime a decade ago - may be nothing worse than a cleaning solvent, sources said yesterday. Preliminary tests show the substance, which was found Aug. 24, was not the potentially fatal phosgene, sources said. "It's not phosgene, and it tested negative for all other chemical warfare agents. It's not dangerous, and it's not what they thought they had," a law enforcement source said. UN officials discovered the chemical in a canister sealed in an unmarked plastic bag as they closed a weapons inspection agency on E. 48th St., a block from UN headquarters. By Aug. 29, UN officials said they tr

Part 3..............
Your life is in your own hands. No matter where you are; no matter what has happened to you- you consciously choose your thoughts. If you don't understand the law- it doesn't mean you should reject it. You may not understand electricity- but you still enjoy the benefits!!! Don't worry about all the negative thoughts & emotions that you've been haveing. Positive thoughts are 100% more powerful than the negative. BUT!!! If you continue with the negative emotions- it will show up . Erase your previous negative thoughts by replacing them with positive thoughts. Be aware of your thoughts and choose carefully. One way to master your mind is to quiet the mind. Use meditation as a daily practice. MEDITATION IS POWERFUL!! It only takes 3-10 mins a day; first upon waking. You are now receiving the knowledge that will enable you to creat the most magnificent version of self.

My Newest Stalker?! Lol
My newest stalker?? If you are, be careful......I JUST might go "psycho bitch from hell" on yer ass, and THAT would not be pretty. Read from bottom up. ->Silver Dia...: everything you want to know about me is in my profile and my blogs. you need to post a pic of yerself. or at least send me one in a pm. wtfwasthat: dont think so i wanted to know u if possible ->Silver Dia...: do I already know you? wtfwasthat: virginia ->Silver Dia...: Steve who? from where? ->Silver Dia...: that wasn't a trick question. ->Silver Dia...: my name is Silver ->Silver Dia...: steve who? wtfwasthat: im steve wuts yer name beautiful ->Silver Dia...: ok.....ya got 2 choices.....let me know who you are.....or go away wtfwasthat: yea aint i cool ->Silver Dia...: lol yea, that I did. your arrogance is astounding! lol wtfwasthat: y ty glad u smiled ->Silver Dia...: omg well, yer a laugh riot, I'll give ya that! wtfwasthat: 1 daywouldnt want you falling to fast ->Silver Dia...: LOL oh really?

Son In Icu Update
My son is still in ICU...His potassium level is starting to go back up...Looks like we did it again with the help of my friends and all the prayer....Now if we can only keep him alive until we find a new kidney Jesus will have answered all my prayers...Thank all of you and keep praying that the Jesus guide the hand of the doctors and asking him to lead me to a matching live donor....God bless you all today and always...knightskitty

Wisdom Of The Owl
For as long as humankind has recognized animals as teachers, wise men and women have recognized traits worthy of respect in both wild and domestic creatures. The cultural and spiritual significance of certain animals transcends geographical boundaries, unifying disparate peoples. Not so the majestic and mysterious owl, which has over many millennia served as the focal point of numerous contradictory beliefs. Though owls have been regarded with awe and fascination, they have also inadvertently served as agents of fear. Since owls are nocturnal, human-owl encounters tended to occur at night and likely when the bird was swooping silently down to earth to grapple with prey. Yet even as some shied away from the owl, calling it an agent of darkness, others recognized the depths of awareness in beautiful owl’s eyes. In the classical Greek tradition, an owl could often be found perched on the shoulder of Athena, goddess of wisdom, while owls could ward off bad luck in Roman lore. It is in N

Might Just Help You
Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3.. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary But if you have It printed, anyone can get it. 4.. Place the c

Send Healing To Yourself
Most people, when given an opportunity to aid someone in need, are eager to do whatever they can to be of service. Those of us who have chosen to make healing the world a vocation are grateful for any occasion to send light and love to people in our immediate spheres of influence and beyond. As we apply our passion and our principles to this altruistic endeavor, we often forget to send ourselves the same bountiful gifts of wellness, though we ourselves may be in dire need of it. We overlook ourselves, not because we forget, but because we fear that focusing on the self is an indicator of selfishness. It is moreover much more difficult to heal oneself than to heal others because the seeds of uncertainty are more easily banished when we act on another's behalf. When we send healing light to ourselves, it is important that our intentions and our self-trust be stronger than ever to counteract doubt. As we bless ourselves in this way, we serve as both an active channel and a passive dest

Who Wants To Talk About Sex Toys
Ok so heres the scoop a friend and I are putting on a contest for sex toys and well sum other things so we wanna know what u think and if u have ne ideas and u can tell us while helpin on my current contest im in "most popular gal" ... just click on the pic below and leave some ideas on what u think about our contest and u can help me too! Just click on my pic and thanks! Even ten minutes of ur time will help!

Here Is A Couple Of Ways To Contact Me If You Want
here is myspace link myspace.com/aprilinokc or yahoo aprilm1972okc right now might be changing this one later . this is the two ways i can be contacted. as of right now

I Wish I Would Have Been On This Flight Lmao
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (I gotta thank my gay boyfriend MJ for this lol) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat... "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so

The Future Loooks So Bleak
the future looks so bleak, as every day im missing you, i cant live for tommorow, if your never around, i cant hear the love songs, when the radio is turned off, i cant see the sun, when all i see is a dark cloud, i cant see the person you are, when you dont show your soul, the future looks bleak, when you not there at all.. bedrock

Im Leaving Fubar Soon Please Help This Giveaway For A Friend.
need some help getting this giveaway to 50,000 i am giving the 30 day blast to tranquilangel. i wont be on here much longer if you all could please work this and get it for her . thanks i will be deleting my account when i get some of the stuff i have on here saved to my computer . this is not the place for me any more. everyone only cares about points and contest's and b.s. no one but maybe 4 people on my list even talks to me everyone only talks when they need something . im tired . i need to work on my health and weight. and school and life. take care all

Oorah!
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be thi

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In the words of Red back Wolf 09/05/07 How many times are we going to not achieve all the things that destiny is giving us through fear…fear of the unknown or is it fear of actually succeeding….What we have to remember in this life is that fear is the irrational response to the unknown. So if you are a being of dreams and then do not be afraid to go and achieve the dreams that you have in your heart. But remember to give thanks and to give blessings to the Creator for the opportunities that are put before you. Recently I had a heated argument with a friend who has a drink problem about a subject and that subject was about understanding….he thought I didn’t know what it was like to have an addiction. Well guess what I do understand I have been around people who have had addictions for a long time. True it might not be alcohol or drugs but addictions none the less. I must admit I was extremely tempted to put him on his ass when he faced up to me…aggressively in my face and shout

Friends
I HAVE MET ALOT OF AMAZING PPL HERE AND NOW THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND PART OF MY FAMILY SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO ALL OF YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL WEEK! I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE SUCH A WIDE VARIETY OF FRIENDS HERE AND HOPE IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING OR SOMEONE TO CHAT WITH FEEL FREE TO HOLLA! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK AND WEEKEND AHEAD! MUAH TO ALL OF YOU!!!

Moving
Hey ya'll. I made it to Holt, FL. I will be living in a rv park for a while, not sure how much I will be able to get online. If you have my number, give me a call. I will be getting a new number here soon and when I do, I will let ya'll know. Redneck

Just Another Rant..
Over the last few days I have seen some things that have pretty much crushed my faith in human nature. With the exception of a few very close friends, my faith in people as a whole, has faded to nil. I have watched people give others advice, berate, degrade, and otherwise set out to fully humiliate other human beings. Their excuse? This is the net.. its not real. If this is not real, what is everyone doing here, and two, if it isnt real then who is that on the other side of the screen typing. And if it isnt real, how can you tell someone you luv them, or care for them, or understand where they are coming from. People on the internet are real. They have feelings. They have families, friends and other loved ones. Just because there is a screen seperating them from you does not make them unreal. Yes, some become something they cannot be in their real world, but that does not make it so for everyone. I, myself, have been guilty of pointing out others stupidity. I do that in my "real"

A Poem About Work (written In 5 Minutes)
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go! To earn my pay; survive the day Hi ho, hi ho hi ho, Hi ho, hi ho, I hope I don't drive slow 'cuz if i'm late, I'll meet my fate Oh no, oh no oh no Hi ho, uh oh I think I stubbed my toe My leg's asleep, oh woe is me Uh oh, this blows, fo sho Hi ho, hi ho It's to the phone, I go To call and say I won't be in Todayyyy, this poem is very gayyyy. Suck it, I had 5 minutes to write it. Much love, and later! - Mike-e

U Can Kiss My A$$ Too!!!
NOT REALLY UNLESS U WANT TOO LOL BUT BESIDES THAT Mr.D is in a contest that ends Sept. 10th at 8 pm central time... We are in 1st with a 409 comment lead.. Now we all know how fast that can change.. So I am asking everyone that doesnt have a family member in this contest to please come help us out here.. We have come to far to give up now so come on peeps lets have sum fun and bomb Mr. D

True Love For Tha Ladies
'Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.' Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman

Spontanious Combustion
On a beach, ocean breeze. They walk hand in hand. fingers intertwined.... talking not of anything important, just getting to know one another... The shadow of the moon reflects all around. Nothing else exist, only their two voices for sound. She looks at him and their eyes lock. Electricity striking on a calm night. Intensity between them drawing them together. Lips interlocking.... slow soft subtle.. Tongues exploring each other... Sensual, sexual..attraction.... Animal magnetism... Hands roaming exploring ... Sparks igniting, Lust blossoming.... That yearning begins a crave... a need Slowly discovering...uncovering.....uniting... Becoming one with each other..with Mother Earth..... Finding their way down to the sand..... deep...sensual...wet..kisses..... The heat of the night .....of that very moment....Intense! The world stops.....nothing in existence but the two of you. Time stands still.... Passion so intense so..irresistible... Insatiable for each other

A Reminder Of The Source Of A Woman's Strength 3 Days Ago
WHY WOMEN CRY A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I am a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His mom just hugged him and said, "And uou never will." Later the boy asked his father, "Why does Mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When GOD got on the phone, he asked, "GOD why do women cry so easily?" GO SAID: When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an INNER STRENGTH to endure child birth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a HARDNESS that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up; and to take care of her family through sickness ans fatigue without complaining. I gave her SENSITIVITY to love her children

Written For My Ex Whom Cheated On Me
Fuck love Fuck trust may it all turn to dust like the love we once had the kind of love that drove me mad but I guess you didn't feel it too for I meant nothing, nothing to you. seducing her was your goal I found out too late but now I know If you want her then I will step aside for your happiness I will abide. the wishes you have for the two of you, you wanted her WELL FUCK IT WERE THROUGH!

15 Weeks Yesterday
At around 4 inches long, crown to rump, your baby now weighs about 2 1/2 ounces. He's busy inhaling and exhaling amniotic fluid, which will help develop the air sacs in his lungs. His legs are growing longer than his arms now, and he can move all his joints and limbs. That means his hands are more functional, too. Sweat glands are appearing, and although his eyelids are fused shut, he can sense light. If you shine a flashlight at your tummy, he's likely to move away from the beam. There's not much for your baby to taste at this point, but his taste buds are beginning to form. And if you have an ultrasound, you may be able to find out whether your baby's a boy or girl! (Don't be disappointed if it remains a mystery, though. Nailing down the sex depends somewhat on how clear the picture is and the position of your baby during the ultrasound; he may be curled or turned in such a way as to keep you in suspense.)

Army
However it's spelled, leave it to the fricking army to f**k over, or trying to, my husband who went to iraq for thier sorry asses AND was injured and thanks to THEM he never got his injury corrected so NOW he has a perm. profile yet THEY want to give him to run around and try and chapter him out instead of med boarding him for a reclass or to get out. PLEASE keep us in your prayers as we try and get this straight we are on a tight schedule and time is running out. These JERKS are trying to get rid of him by the end of this month. How's that for a thank you for serving your country??!!?? He risked his life had to stay a year away from his kids and me and this is the thanks he gets??!??GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Well, they can bite me and shove it because I KNOW the laws and WHO to talk to in order to get this resolved the way it NEEDS to be resolved. Anyhow, if we aren't on for awhile, now you will know why. Thanks for letting me vent.

Bored
As I sit here at work today, I dont really have much on my mind except all of my troubles. I thought that maybe a steamy story would help loosen up my mood but to be honest I cant think of one single thing to say that is sexy. Damn stress! I could mention how my day is going so far but that would be so predictable it wouldnt even be worth mentioning. I could mention what I am wearing today but that in itself if boring. Lets see....I could say this- I lie awake staring at the ceiling. The only light in the room is the light coming in from the window. The moon is shining bright. Like most nights I am unable to wind down and relax enough to fall asleep. My mind wanders in 20 different stages and I toss and turn trying to get comfortable. The satin sheets get tangled in my legs and I have to fight with them to get them straightened out. Me and my bright ideas, then again it really wasnt that bad when you were here and the sheets were used. It was a bit difficult at times to hold on

Feelings...
ALL THIS MESS IN MY HEAD DARKNESS KEEPS ME AT REST IF YOU CAN EVEN UNDERSTAND FEEL MY HAND TOUCH MY HEAD FEVER PITCH IS IN THE RED DEMONS ARE INSANE TO KEEP ME ALIVE BECAUSE EVEN HELL CANT HELP WITH MY PAIN SIN IS TAINTING MY BLOOD CONSUMING MY LIFE TILL THE END WHERE EVERYONE DIES WHERE EVERYONE MEETS THEIR BITTER END

To My Kids
daddy's sorry he failed you so sorry he's not home if it's any consolation i'm sad to be alone so sorry that i left you guys although my hands were tied i know i said forever so sorry that i lied sorry mom and dad just couldn't get it together enough to compromise on things to make all of our lives better so sorry that i'm missing those things a dad's supposed to see and i'm missing out on u guys becoming the people that u will be i love you kids with everything that lives inside my soul i hope i've told you this enough so that you'll always know i'm sorry if your feeling pain cuz daddy's hurting too cuz daddy never dreamed there'd be a day away from you

Lets Help To Stop This
lets help to stop this Cause some don't get that chance...........SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat?SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..if you dont repost you have no heart

Witches Alphabet
During the Middle Ages practitioners of the craft used secret alphabets for several reasons: 1. They guarded their methods, and by writing formulas, spells, and such in a secret code they insured other practitioners couldn't access their methods. 2. Using code assisted in avoiding persecution by those involved in witch hunts, and 3. When one writes in ordinary script one doesn't concentrate as hard, therefore, by using an uncommon form of writing one directs their energy and power towards what they are working on. Examples of Witches' Alphabets are: Theban, Rune, Heiroglyphic, Passing the River, Angelic, Malachim, and Pictish. In modern times the Witches' Alphabet utilizes many forms such as the Theban script (Also known as "Honorian"). Popular with practitioners during the 1960's and 1970's, it was eventually replaced by Germanic and Celtic runes around the mid-1980's. Some still use this old alphabet, I know I do.

How I Got On Here
First off, being a new member to fubar and this being my very first blog entry, I wanted to start off by saying that I absolutely LOVE to write and always have, but this is honestly the first time I have ever written a blog on a profile before. I have other profiles such as MySpace, Tagged, Yahoo 360, MSN, and I think some other ones that I can't even remember it's been so long since I visited them! I just never took the time to write down anything interesting. But then when I start writing there's usually no stopping me and I tend to ramble on and on and start writing novels at that point oblivious of paragraphing, etc. So pardon me if I use this newfound space here as a bit of a catharsis because that is exactly what it is going to be for me. A way to heal and overcome a situation that has exploded in my face. I consider myself to be a very kind and understanding and loving person, but the kind of emotional pain that I have been subjected to the past few days has practically pus

My Hubby!
WHERE TO BEGIN... I HAVE MET ALOT OF WONDERFUL PPL HERE AND SO MANY FRIENDS THAT I GET TEARY EYED JUST THINKING OF MY NEW FRIENDSHIPS BUT I HAVE ALSO FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HERE. HE GIVES ME REASONS TO SMILE AGAIN AND MAKES ME FEEL COMPLETE, I KNOW ALOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SAY HOW OR WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN BUT LOVE IS LOVE AND I CAN'T IMAGINE A DAY WITHOUT HIM. YES I AM STILL A FLIRT AND PROBABLY ALWAYS WILL BE AND HE KNOWS THAT AND HE LOVES THAT BOUT ME! JAY IS MY HEART AND I LOVE HIM WITH EVERY BEAT THAT IT TAKES,I HOPE MY FRIENDS UNDERSTAND THIS AND KNOW THAT WE CAN ALWAYS REMAIN FRIENDS BUT HE HAS MY HEART AND WILL ALWAYS HOLD IT NEXT TO HIS! WE CHAT ON THE PHONE AND I LAUGH LIKE I HAVEN'T IN YEARS AND I AM GRATEFUL TO HIM FOR THAT.I KNOW ONCE YA'LL MEET HIM AND CHAT WITH HIM YA'LL WILL SEE HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE HIM IN MY LIFE! TO JAY I LOVE YOU BABY AND YOU ARE MY FRIEND,BOYFRIEND,LOVER AND NOW HUBBY...ALL MY LOVE FOREVER AND A DAY!

To The Mothers
to u mothers out there let me 1st say that i would never condone any man not being a part of their child's/children's life. as far as i'm concerned it's unacceptable behavior no matter the circumstance. i have hands on experience concerning this situation. right now i'm raising my nephews becuz of my brothers neglect for his own children. at the same time i wanna talk to those particular ladies that do everything in their power to make it hard for those men that want to be a part of their kid's lives. i'm in a situation now we'reim paying child support on my own accord for not only my son but my step children as well. i also pay school fees, buy clothes, and any other time they need anything i do whatever im capable of doing to provide for that need. now i'm not at all saying that all the fathers are out there doing those same kind of things, but for those that are or even those that are making a valiant effort don't keep these guys away from their kids. Those kids need the bot

Yesterday Was The Day
9/4/1996 one day every thing changed Daughter may die, but why? for even daughters can't live with hafe a heart fourty five minuts isn't much a life but long enough to remember thin blue lips uneven gaspsin incubators racking breaths that cause pain to those who watched long enough to remember i never held her or felt her softness or counyrf her toes i didn't even know the color of her eyes dead paled hands quite covered by the gown she was to ho home in moist earthy smell one small casket and the tears you see i hold in my hand but soubenirs of an accosion a sheet of paper filled with statisties a certificate with smudged footprints a tiny bracelet engraved baby girl lalone you say thant you are sorry that you know how i feel but you can't know because i don't feel not yet

My Twin Skye Is In A Contest N Is Falling Behind Plz Helppppp
PLEASE COME HELP MY TWIN OUT IN HER CONTEST... SHE NEED 25,000 PTS SKYE HAS HELPED ME IN MY CONTESTS THAT I HAVE BEEN IN N SHE IS DEDICATED. N I KNOW SHE HAS HELPED MANY OF U OUT THERE SO CAN U ALL LEND A HAND N HELP HER SHE IS 5,000 BEHIND FROM 1ST PLACE. SHES IN 2ND PLACE RIGHT NOW ...PLZ SHOW HER SOME LOVE TESS

It's All Me
well i'm 49 and single for starters. i'm learning new lessons in life after 18 yrs. of marraige! i'm liven to make me happy now. i'm a mama and a granny. the husband ran off with a coworker,the kids are grown and the grandkids still come everyday to show me love! but i'm doing all the things i always wanted to do before but put everyone ealse first! i got my first tattoes and to peircings in the last 2 months! i have a diamond lip stud and a diamond nose stud! great soulmate tatt on my back and a pink heart on my left breast with the words granny above it. i am partying and dancing my ass off as often as i can. no guy in my life as of yet, not in any hurry. i live with 3 yorkies and a cat. lookin for some friends on here. lets hookup. i love all types of music from country,old rock,hip hop,blues, old country, alittle jazz. love scarey movies,romances,comedies. love to read erotic vampire and werewolf stories. thought i've been a mom sence 16 and now its time to learn alittle about me a

Paying Attention
I usually try to get to all of the peps I have on my friends list with some type of love to put on thier page. I have done this yet again today. I hit everyone on my list just to see who pays attention and who returns a comment.

Dear Daddy
Dear Daddy You died in grace You died in peace, You died with a smile on your face You now get to be free. Yet it's hard for me to let you go I try not to cry, But I still do I will not say good-bye to you. I will miss the talks we had Yet I still talk to you now, I will miss all the fun we shared Now all I can do is remember them too. You were the best daddy ever, And in my heart you always will be I know when my time comes, I will see you again. Until then daddy I will miss you, I will cry for you But most of all I will Always love you... For my dad who died Aug.22,2007

True Love
WOW -READ THIS ONE ...brought a tear to my eye The person who did this was Jack Benny.... You have to read this it is absolutely beautiful...... Each year he sent her roses, and the note would always say, I love you even more this year, than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, with every passing year." She knew this was the last time that the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses in advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, that he would pass away. He always liked to do things early, way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, everything would work out fine. She trimmed the stems and placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside the portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, and the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was to live without her mate. Wit

Blonde Buyin Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo, it's been a year!" I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just Hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again.

Vicks Kleenex
If any of you have not tried the Vicks scented kleenex, you really should they are great...I do have one suggestion though, when you run out of toilet paper and think about using them, ya know, on ya lol...Think twice, it feels as if someone wiped ya with a vicks lozenge ya get that tingly coolish feeling...Don't ask me how I know this, I JUST KNOW... lmaooo

The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be grow

Come On Guys!!
Ok guys so agian i know bombing sucks ass but if everyone could just give me ten minutes thats it just ten minutes of bombing i could win!! I know ive helped alot of u and will always be there no matter what to help out a friend!!! so dont make me get on my hands and knees!!lmao kiddin newayz stop by show luv!

Is It True
Do you all think i am to trusting and caring and sweet and all that stuff i have been told i am that why i believe every thing people tell me and why i end up getting hurt so much i am just a down home country girl some people do not like me and thats ok with me i am not going to change for them i was rasesd that people are good and when they say stuff they mean it but over the years i have learned that is not true most people are not what they say they are they come off sweet and kind and every thing you would want in a friend but they want some thing and when they get it they trun ugle they become some thing you would not want in your life at all but then there is some people that are like me take me as i am like me or you don't well i am going to say some thing that may bother you if it does well sorry but some of you will be like yess christy you finely got it its what we have been telling you so here goes i am going to be me and if you don't like me i don't care i am t

**huge Party Sunday!! Sept. 23rd!!**
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What Kind Of Witch Am I?
What kind of witch are you? You are a Dark Witch! You are more powerful than witches of the Four Material Elements, and everyone knows it. Your powers stem from darkness and the night. Many have shunned you, and called you evil, even though you may not be. Most of the time, you try not to pick sides, only maintain the balance of nature. You love people, but refuse to show it, afraid that people will use it as a weapon against you, even if you could kill them with a thought. But you wouldn't do something like that....would you?Common Powers: Telekinesis- the ability to move objects with ones mindAstral Projection- the ability to project a copy of one's soul to another location, retaining all the sensesTelepathy- the ability to read thoughts, and plant themNight Vision-the ability to see in pitch blackness perfectly.Dark Weaving- the ability to conjure and control shadow creatures, objects, and spells that nothing can destroy or kill but the user.Take this quiz! Qui

Sick Leave
Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blond) followed me, the Boss asked her, "....And where do you think you're going?!" (You're gonna love this....) She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

Mis Poemas
CASITAS NUEVAS Voy caminando por la calle de mi vida En mi pasado de casitas viejas, tengo una historia recordada apenas. En cada una escribí un momento, una niña feliz, una mujer con tiempo, de enamorarme cada día nuevo. Viví mi madurez y mi madrazgo, un hijo que responde al sortilegio de trascender el tiempo y el espacio, un hombre que renueva cada noche la juventud eterna del deseo, de las gloriosas noches de lujuria de las tristezas grises de la muerte. Voy caminando por la calle vieja dejando atrás mis casitas viejas. Mirando puertas de casitas nuevas busco la que se abra deslumbrante para encontrar mis días y mis noches nuevas. BEATRIZ OJEDA CUERPO A CUERPO Cuando tardas en llegar tengo los ojos dormidos tengo las lágrimas tristes entre mis cuentos de libros. Siento la puerta cerrarse, cuento tus pasos de amores, los que llegan a mi lecho para calmar mis temores. Miro tus ojos alegres me encierro ent

Older Woman Know How Do It
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL." NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS. MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. ________________________________________

What Makes U Ocd....
Obsessions are defined by: Recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images that are experienced at some time during the disturbance, as intrusive and inappropriate and that cause marked anxiety or distress. The thoughts, impulses, or images are not simply excessive worries about real-life problems. The person attempts to ignore or suppress such thoughts, impulses, or images, or to neutralize them with some other thought or action. The person recognizes that the obsessional thoughts, impulses, or images are a product of his or her own mind, and are not based in reality. The tendency to haggle over small details that the viewer is unable to fix or change in any way. This begins a mental pre-occupation with that which is inevitable. Compulsions are defined by: Repetitive behaviors or mental acts that the person feels driven to perform in response to an obsession, or according to rules that must be applied rigidly. The behaviors or mental acts are aimed at preventi

Beautiful Tragedy
low down n dirty gotta loadie kross on my arm feeling like a fallen angel is keepin me from harm i used to stay out all night drinkin with my friends now im payin for my sins trying to make amends and its a beautiful tragedy its a cryin shame when youre low down n dirty youve got no one to blame and time keeps tickin and i keep borrowin time i think ill call on that angel to see if shell be mine cuz im a beautiful tragedy a cryin shame an old cliche with no one to blame

10 Things To Do Tonight
10 - Peel your nasty socks off the wall cus you know it's funkin' up your room! And it don't look pretty! 9 - Put the good T.P. in the bathroom, in case the "good" company comes over (ya'll know you got that 1 4-pack of the good soft stuff for the just in case guests.... you of course use McD's napkins, damn they chaffe!!!) 8 - Ladies - make sure the good panties our out front of the drawers in case you have company - Men - make sure all your nasty drahhhs are hidden and add baking soda to absorb that not so fresh a$$ smell yall get after workin out.... 7 - Pull all your food to the front so it "LOOKS" like you have a full fridge. 6 - Make sure you have your condoms within reach so there are no "accidents" later on that night. 5 - Get to the Liquor store 4 - I SAID GET TO THE DAMN LIQUOR STORE! 3 - You might want to spray some good cologne in the house, or Febreeze to get that old smell outta there (for guys only) 2 - Make sure you have that really good collab

Happy Hump Day
Ok since i cant really be online and playing from work anymore...Ive decided ill do my commenting for Hump Day here in my blog...to you all I hope you have a wonderful sex filled wednesday! Have a great fucking day! HUGS and KISSES! ~~BOO~~

Update
HERE IS THE LATEST ON MY BROTHER,,, HE IS OUT OF THE COMA,STILL NOT BREATHING ON HIS OWN.HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF. THE DR.'S SAID HE WILL NEED 24 HR CARE THE REST OF HIS LIFE.HE IS STILL IN HOSPITAL, AND WILL BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS TO COME.PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

Where Did Chocolate Originate??
Yes, I am A chocoholic..... "Many people have no idea where chocolate originated, if you asked some they might say Hershey, Pennsylvania! In actuality the confection that is adored by millions of people all over the globe comes from the Amazon region of South America and Central America where it was found my the Mayans and then was spread through the rest of America coming through Mexico and the Aztec Empire. Like many other things, the Aztecs attributed the existence of the Cacao plant to their god, Quetzalcoatl. We don’t think anything of it when we eat chocolate but to the Aztecs Cacao beans existed as food for the gods, literally. These beans were valued so highly by their culture that they were used as money for a time. The way modern chocolate came into being is from when the conquistadors came to America and then brought it back to Europe with them in the 1500s. This is when the dark confection was introduced to the Western World. The chocolate we know of now exploded

Today On Worldrock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 6:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 Click banner to visit ShotDaddy's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at docnasty2004 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sircru2004 Click banner to visit Cru's MySpace page!

Letters Of Death
Cut deep inside, My blood drips to the floor. The pain that I once felt I cant not feel no more. The knife that cut me, Must have set it free. For the pain that I once felt was slowly killing me. Was it something that I said to make it go away Was it the work of God, did I kneel before to pray? I look down to the floor there's a puddle instead of a drop I began to think where's it is coming from, will it stop? There must have been a murder, someone must have died. The moment I saw my mother she began to cry. I tried to comfort her placing my hand upon her head. I listened to her ask, Dear God why is my baby dead. I couldn't understand what happened, who was it that was gone? The answer to my question didn't take to long. I followed her to the bedroom, a lifeless body on the bed. As I took a glance it hit me, Oh my God I'm dead. The room started spinning, the air was almost gone. I couldn't quite remember why I did something so wrong. How could I hurt my mother with

St Michael
Saint Michael, The Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our Safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God Rebuke Him, We humbly pray and do thou, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God. Thrust Into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who Wander through the World for the ruins of souls. AMEN. St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in heaven against the enemy and his followers.

To All My Friends,family, Latina Mafia Family And Club F.a.r. Family And Fans...of Tejana
Dear Friends, My friends are so very dear to me, Through the good and bad they’ve been there, Laughter or tears we’ve been through it all, But no matter what they stood by me, Sharing in my joy, or lending a shoulder to cry on. Building memories that will last a life time. The fun times and laughter that we have shared, Are happy memories that will always be there. When I was sad, they have always cheered me up. My friends are true friends, not just passing by, But will be there through out the years. I can’t think of more perfect friends, To share my goals and dreams with. Because my Forever Friends Are the only ones I will ever need, I don’t know if they can tell, Just how much they mean to me. How important their friendship is, And how much I care, For they are what true friendship is about. They’re there when I need them, And I love them all. Just wanted to update you on her condition,She is awake now and hopefully to full recovery soon! She s

Seriously ,.!.. O_o ..!., You
People Bring Out The Worse In Me Seriously, Especially Over The Net I Bet You $300 That If You Said Half The Sh^t You Say To Some One's Face, And Not Over The Net You'd Get The Sh^t F^cking Beat Out Of You But By All Means, Dont Stop Flaming On My Behalf It's Proving Your Arrogance and Ignorance What's Worse, The Poster Or The Response? Take Some Time To Check Your B^tch @ss Before Some One Else Checks It For You And By All Means, Send Your Hate Mail My Way. And Yes, I Marked This As NSFW So Your Little Cry Baby Attempts To Stop Me Wont F^cking Work. At The First Sign Of Hate, You Run And Tell Little B^tches ..

Go Cubs Go
Baseball season's underway Well you better get ready for a brand new day. Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They're singing ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They got the power, they got the speed To be the best in the National League Well this is the year and Cubs are real So come on down to Wrigley Field We're singing now ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Baseball time is here again You can catch it all on WGN So stamp you feet and clap your hands Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. You're singing now ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey

That Was Interesting.....part 2
So I put my boob picture up again....so far the same amount of feedback as before. That has left me wondering. Have people become so used to naked flesh that they don't bat a lash at naked photo's. Show I feel let down by the lack of comments? Should I take it personally that no one wants to see my naked boobs. Needless to say....I'm sitting on the fence about keeping them up. I'm gonna leave them there until tonight and see how I feel then.

Too True!
How true, how true. Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB . At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals ( MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered w

My Rune For Today
Funny that i got this rune for today...i think i should listen to it and accept it as chance for a new beginning. BEORC Birth and Growth. New Beginnings and the Nurturing that goes with it. Patience will accompany happiness. Enjoy & Learn from this TiME, all things Change

Blah Blah Blah
sometimes i wonder who really cares about anyone else but themselves. so many people say that they're listening, but i wonder if they're actually just waiting for their turn to speak. maybe im just rambling, idunno. i just have a lot of random thoughts right now. lately i've been feeling really alone. even with a group of people, i fell like there's no one else around me. almost like im invisible. when i was little, that was the one super power i really wished that i had. i just wanted everything to go away. but now that i feel like i have it, i don't want it. im actually pretty tired of feeling that way. even with all the friends that i have, i feel so isolated. lately, nothing really matters anymore. i've been so upset that i've just gone numb, and i hate that. i just cant cry anymore. and as much as i hate crying, i kinda wish i could. just to know that i can still feel something. im tired of love though. it gets you nowhere. absolutely fucking nowhere. which sucks, cause when you'r

Stay Where You Are
He looks at her with the seducing eyes. He can see right under her skin. She pulls back, but never says goodbye. Craving to be seen from within. Teasing him like yarn for a kitten, She dangles like a piece of bait. For though she is completely smitten, All she can do is wait. Memories pierce through her mind, The shattered pieces she had to mend. The self so easily left behind, The life she rebuilt again. She’s found she can stand on her own, With legs still shaky and weak. There’s no denying her hunger has grown, But she has just begun to speak. Stay where you are. Right there. Don’t move. Just stay where I can see you. Don’t go too far. Not yet. It’s too soon. Just stay where I can see you. When she speaks he gives her a knowing glance, And flashes a melting smile. On instinct, she takes a defensive stance, But finds she still stays awhile. The tango continues, bodies daring, With music that never ends. They play with fire, so close to s

Budweiser Broke My Leg!!!!!!
My wife Ashley had left me and I was rebuilding cars. It was the start of January and I wasn’t selling any cars. So I decided to find a part time job. I got in the paper and found seasonal work for Budweiser through Christmas. So I interview and got hired because I already had a class A CDL. I had worked a couple of weeks and we were delivering to a liquor store and it was getting to be a little past noon. We had a box trailer with a Tommy lift on the back to lower the pallets to the ground. The problem was that it was a little far away from the truck and in order to get the pallet jack to roll over the gap was to get it going at a pretty good pace and then stopping it real fast once it got completely onto the lift. I had gotten a pallet going and when I reached the Tommy lift I stumbled a little and I thought hell so I dropped the pallet to the floor of the lift hoping that it would stop and it did, the only issue was that the pallet wrap stretched and the top of the pallet ha

Resident Evil And Them!
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Still Here?
SO I have been working in Alaska for 5 months now. I came up here to get away from the outside world...mainly Michigan. Now I am stuck here it seems working my poor butt off to try and earn a little money. But I did find one pleasure of working here. That would be I have meet some great people, I work the Graveyard shift, and I have been able to take some of the most amazing photos. I found this website as a way to cure boredom at work and its been something interesting all night long...Hope its like that tomorrow nights shift.

10 Days Until Its Starts
WELCOME ALL TO THE FALL 2007 BOMBFEST Starts: Sept 15th 12pm est until Sept 30th 7pm est Rules: 1)Bombing Families can team up with other Bombing families. *But need to inform Host pls* 2)Each person in the families must have a Salute 3)Each person in the families must be a level 7 4)No Dual accounts 5)Family Home Page *If have one* must have a Sulate 6)Home page can be used to bomb, but online status must state who is currently bombing. 7)All Family Memebers must Fan & Rate & Friend the Host *Rubias* 8)NO Blasters 9)NO cheating....if you think there is cheating pls have proof before comming to me ie. screen shot. 10)NO NO Drama at all 11)Have fun!!!!!! NOW ON TO THE GOOD STUFF: PRIZES: First Place: 1 month blast or 3 month vip Second Place: 2 week blast or 2month vip Third Place: 1 week blast or 1 month vip *Winners need to inform the Host on how the prize will be used or given...so that it can be done so.* Please see me at the picture link

Is It Possible To Have A Mutually Exclusive Sexual Relationship Without A Title?
I POSE THIS QUESTION BECAUSE IT WAS A PART OF A RECENT CONVERSATION I HAD WITH SOMEONE. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT IVE TALKED TO THAT SAY THEY AREN'T LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND, BUT THEY STILL WANT TO HAVE SEX, THEY STILL WANT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO SPEND TIME WITH, AND DO THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS DO. IS THERE AN OPTION FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS? A SAFE OPTION I MEAN! I THINK THERE IS, BUT HONESTLY I DON'T THINK MOST PEOPLE CAN HANDLE IT. I DON'T MEAN FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS EITHER, WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT IS A MAYBE A STEP UP FROM THAT. I MEAN WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT YOU AGREE TO BE THE ONLY PERSON YOU ARE TO SLEEP WITH AND VICE VERSA. THE RULES ARE THAT BOTH PARTIES CAN GO OUT WITH PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE SINGLE BUT IF THEY FEEL LIKE THEY WANT TO PURSUE A SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL THEY ARE TO TELL THE PERSON THEY ARE INVOLVED WITH. NOW IT SEEMS AS IF THIS COULD WORK BUT MOST PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE THEIR CAKE

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens >when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the >Face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have >Been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you >will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and >you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the >hallway you both say "screw you." > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you >get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very >Popular) > >The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you >cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws

Wisdom
Wisdom is a Teacher, A Healer of Worlds. Showing Faith and Power, Beyond Grace she unfurls. Keeping us in her grasp, Like a Spirit of the Wind. Spreading words of knowledge, To keep safe within. If you seek her face, She’ll open her heart to you. Unveiling her mysteries, And speaking only truth.

1 Year Ago..thank You Friends
Today is kind of a special day for me. I have been on this site for 1 year. A lot of changes have happened in that year from Lost Cherry ,Cherry Tap and now Fubar.Some of the changes have been good and well others we have just had to deal with. I have met some of the most interesting, giving, loving people on this site. Many of you have changed my life in one way or another. I hold so many of you close to heart. I just want to thank you all for making this fun for me. In some ways its been challenging. Looking back through I remember my first day here. I would never of thought I would ever be a God Father. I'm greatful to each of you that have come into my life and became close friends. In the beginning starting i remember some of you way back that came along and showed me just what too do. Some of you may remember Tazzy she was one of the first people I ment on here. She's where my addiction to leveling started. Back then we just did friends that needed a few thousand to level u

Overwhelmed
Ever feel like you're down in a hole, even when you are content with your life? Wow, just started unpacking one suitcase and became a little overwhelemed so I had to come out of the room for a few minutes. Trying to figure out why that overwhelmed me, perhaps I am scared to unpack in fear that in 3 months I will have to re-pack again. Rudi told me the other night soon we will be going to the Government office to apply for a work visa. My biggest fear is what happens if they deny it? Will I have to go back through this whole process again? I got to Germany Friday and he left early Monday morning for the week to work. I am actually ok with that, but I do miss him like crazy, seems like it was just a tease after being away for over 3 months. I was starting to think that things were not *quite* the same with us, but I am fairly certain they are now, he just has alot on his mind with all the work he is doing. I am super proud of him and how well his business took off featuring he started

Poetry- Angel Of Fire
Angel Of Fire I See You Walking To Me In That Long Silk White Dress Your Black Hair Dancing In The Wind The Flames Around You Seem To Shine Through Your Hair You've Come Into My Life With What To Gain? I Can Give You My Heart I Can Give You Unconditional Love Be Forever A Loyal Friend & Protect You & Respect The Beautiful Goddess That You Are But I Know You Don't Expect Much In Return So I'm Offering You My Heart My Soul I Love You & I Promise You This I Will Walk Beside You On This Long Road Ahead Side By Side Wharever This Path May Take Us Tell The Very End Of Time.. By Bi_Chics_Rock_69

Nsfw Police!! Do They Know Thier Own Rules????
Well folks, the nsfw police are at it again! Four more pics of mine were flagged in the middle of the night. Pics that have been posted for nearly 5 months are JUST NOW getting flagged. I am starting to question the guidelines of the said rules. I was told that if there was nudity, or you could not see my face, then it was nsfw. The pics that were flagged DO NOT meet these requirements. Here are the offending photos, You be the judge. This last pic, is not even me: Let me know what you think, and if this is getting not only out of hand, but a little on the ridiculous side! Repost please.

Twistedhorror Poem Lol
one who was torn and rejected now spreads his hatred as he was infected not a thought in his mind is flowing so his evil must be growing as his victims plea for beg for forgivness and beg for their lives he's just trying to set the wrong things right. for all the things that were done cant go unpunished for too long it drives poor souls to the brink of humanity it makes them into monsters ones that cant be reasoned with nor controlled . it makes them into the blackest of angels a new threat that becomes a evil seed that spans into everyday life for everyone that holds him down bless them with a kiss and let their body hit the ground and sink into the abyss and never to rise again

Not This Again!
Looks like I have another rash of nonfunctioning Blackberries again this week. Going to be busy for a while ... and I don't even have a Snickers bar! Be back laters folks! I really, really hate these things!

I Know You Are There.
I know you are there. I may not know your name yet. I may not know your face. My heart calls out to yours. I wonder if sometimes you can hear it. Its that faint yearning you feel. That thirst that is never quite quenched. It is the aching you feel deep with in yourself that never seems to abate. Then perhaps I am only seeing the things that are within myself. At times I find myself staring off, not really seeing what is there. My mind is clouded over with the sense that there are parts of me missing. As many times as I dismantle the pieces of my soul and examine them, there are always gaping spaces where something is amiss. I think of myself as a complete person. A whole entity. Stark reality choses moments to reveal that I am not what I believe I am. These are the junctures that give me such great pause. The details that I am in pursuit of are minor. Small comforts that most overlook. To awake at any point and look over to see you sleeping. To have the ability

Get Your Ass Dresssed
ok naughty chick i get your in the spotlight and all but damnit get dressed for pete sake i dont want to see that shit on my page......yes yes big girls need love im a big girl too but damn if i want to see that ill come find ya........thats all i had to say .........

I'm A Big Word Addict!
I don't know how it started. Maybe from participating in Spelling Bees as a kid, I don't know. But I love knowing and using big words. What I hate, is when I can't spell them. And what really urks the heck out of me is when I suddenly draw a blank when trying to write words like "of" or "sure". I suppose our brains are designed to only hold so much information and eventually something has to give!

Interesting Thought..read More If U Want
I AM BOMBING A NUMBER OF CONTESTS N A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE ASKED ME A VERY INTERESTING QUESTION.... WHY WAS I HELPING SOMEONE IN THEIR CONTEST WHEN THAT PERSON N A FEW PPL DIDNT EVEN HELP ME MUCH WHEN I WAS IN MY CONTEST>? GOOD QUESTION I STILL DONT KNOW WHY BUT AT ONE POINT THAT PERSON WAS KIND TO ME EVEN THO THEY CONCENTRATED ON SOMEONE ELSES CONTEST EVEN MORE BUT ....KARMA ....I GUESS I DUNNO LOL LOVE TESS

Sorry I Havent Been Around
Life has been so crazy lately w/ everything thats going on (most of you already know the details, and i dont feel like going into them right now) I havent had much time to check emails and things like that. I posted some new pics, miss the club dearly, hopefully will be back soon. The kids are doing great, and work sucks. Being a single mom isnt easy, but its well worth it to raise them right. anyways just poppin by to say miss ya'll and see you soon i know where to find everyone :) and if you dont know where to find me, check out the complex on wednesday nights, i might be there :)

Just To Get Shit Off My Chest And A Good Song
BEFORE I FORGET SLIPKNOT Stapled shut Â– inside an outside world And I'm sealed in tight Â– bizarre but right at home I'm claustrophobic Â– closing in And I'm catastrophic Â– not again I'm smeared across the page and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections I've got no time to lose - I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the stringsÂ… throw the shapesÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget Before I forget that [x2] I'm ripped across the ditch and settled in the dirt And I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win - I'm just caught up in all the battles Locked in clutchÂ… pushed in placeÂ… hold your breathÂ… listen I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remembe

Marshall's Faves
Every night if I let him I would get stuck reading Toy Story. So now is the time I have to break him of taking his Fave toy to school. His most fave one is BUZZ and his fave book. Im missing Green Eggs and Ham now,lol. He is Excited about going to school.

Several Blog Confessions
A collection of confessions from real people who anonymously admit their strangest secrets. I hit a car yesterday when I pulled into a parking spot and the only one who was a witness was someone parked right next to me that just happend to be sitting in his car, so I pretended to be writing a letter to the owner of the car till the other driver took off. I made like a banana and split. (there was no damage by the way to either of our cars, atleast none that I could see) I am a military police officer in charge of base security and all of my co-workers and I spend all day surfing the internet. We only do maybe 10 min. of work in a 12 hour shift, and get paid good money to do it too. That's Homeland Security for ya Ihave a bottle of vodka in my desk at work and sometimes I get wasted. I wonder if anyone knows? Last but not least.... I read other peoples confessions. I am an also a network administrator, and I have this uncontrollable urge to track the people whom post thes

Pagan Party~ Paintings
Pagan Party An early painting this, and a whole bunch of detailed close ups, reflecting some of my roots. The Character in the middle is the pagan god Pan, not the Christian devil as many people think. The image reflects the fun many people experience when they take part in a special outdoor party, where they often cross into the realms of the spirit. This simple pleasure has I believe has been unjustly demonised by our society. Someone is very good with details arent they? I seen this and loved it so Im sharing. Enjoy as I do.

Getting My Life Back
Life well how do you define life. Is life when everything you want comes true? Is life dreaming about the future? I believe that life is what is happening right now. The day to day. The things you cannot control even when you try. Life is not about what will happen tomorrow life is about what is happening today. Not what might happen tomorrow but the here and now. So we finally moved into our own place and it is so peaceful to just be us again, even when we have people over its peaceful cause there is noone there to say anything about anything. Trying to figure out my life. Figure out what is important and who I am important to. My daughter is the most important thing in my life. Starting to think that I am not as important to some people as I used to be but thats ok live and let live i guess. I have so much that I want to do with my life that I can not worry about other people and how they feel about me. As for guys well you guess is as good as mine. I need someo

Do You Believe?
Do You Believe This??? >A girl went to her friends house and she ended up staying longer than > >planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a > >small COMMUNITY and she lived only a few blocks away. > >As she walked along under the bike trail Diane asked > >God to keep her safe from harm and danger. > >When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, > >she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she > >noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. > >She became uneasy and began to pray, askingfor God's protection. > >Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, > >she felt as though someone was walking with her. > >When she reached the end of the alley, she walked > >right past the man and arrived home safely. > >The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been >raped > >in the same alley just

Robby's Night
Robby's Night True -- Worth Reading !!! A t the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa . I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 yea! rs old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. A s much as

Dear Wife Letter.....lol
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I am gone. Your EX - Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your lett

Since I Met This Pretty Girl
Since I met this pretty girl my heart burns like a fire She’s the one in this wide world the only one that I admire When she starts to talk about the future I’m just smiling all around God, you know how much I love here I’m so glad it’s her I found Let her forever be mine Let her never slip away Give me your word, give me a sign that this pretty girl will always stay let me stay with her like the moon who will forever stay together with the sun Cause when I watch the sky in the afternoon I know she will always be my only one…

Far Away Love
What’s happening to me? It’s like you got some kind of hold on me. I’m tired of dreaming. Sitting here in my room.. Thinking about one thing, You and me in the future. I’m losing my mind. This is so bad I cant sleep It’s not fair! You are so far away.. I really wanna come to see you. Maybe one day not to far away. We can turn all our dreams, in to memories. Till that day I’ll be fantasizing

This Is Sad Too
(Male) This one time in college when my roomate was gone I found naked pictures of his girlfriend sleeping in his drawer. Knowing that she didn't know I put the pictures on her doorstep along with a note that said it's over bitch! They broke up and to this day he doesn't it was me

Too Everyone
Good morning to all! I just wanted to say thank you all for the many many birthday wishes! I'm sorry I don't have the time to thank each and everyone of them on a one on one basis, but do know that shortly the new job and new home, kids school will all be finally in order, and hopefully I'll get the chance to once again talk to all my favorites, lots of love,Muahhhhh

More Than Words Can Say
Be in my dreams-make me sleep Dry my tears when I start to weep Shine every night, you're my star in the sky Don't ever leave, don't say goodbye Cause I don't think I can live without you by my side Without you're strong arms holding me tight How can life be worthwhile without you Without somebody who loves and needs me too So please don't leave, don't go away Cause I love you more than words can say

How It Is
I feel low today. Just wanted to put that out there. I want to say that it was all a miss understanding. And why am I the one that get fucked? I get fucked alot. Not be everyone but by alot of So called friends. Not just peps I meet on here. I just want to be happy. Why is that? I can not be happy huh? I just got to be me. I got good friends I think. I feel bad about what I say and they make me feel bad about this now. Like look at what people say to me like I am talking about them and I am not. I am talking about how I feel. If you can understand that. I know someone will. I feel like I don't need to be here. in the world. I just want to go. I will be here into i can not do it any more. But that time I feel is coming. what do I do?

Good Friends
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Horoscope For 9/5
Your good, social energy brings out the best in the people around you, especially family members who might be trapped in a funk. You don't need to poke or pry, but just let them know you're there for them.

The Recent Flooding In Crawford And Vernon Counties
as everyone is fully aware of the flooding in crawford and vernon county that just occured.....now a lot of people in those areas are extremely displeased (pissed off!) apparently, FEMA, red cross, salvation army and the health associations are offering to put the displaced families up in hotels for 10 days or so.....telling these families that their houses and living enviornment is unfit for children (threatening to take children away from parents) until they get the surroundings to a certain extent to where it is again safe for the children. they are offering to put these families up in a hotel, they are giving these families food, clothing, etx.....though the BAD NEWS is....... if you were not insured for flood damages, if you did not own your house (you were renting) if you have bad credit....YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!!! they wont help you with structural damages to the houses, they will NOT cover losses to property (they are classifying what is a nessessity and what is not) al

Friends?
I really don't understand why people come into our lives who only wish to see us hurt or just to hurt us. Sometimes I wonder about half the people I have become friends with on here. Some of them only come around when they find no one they can talk to or when they need you for something or one reason another. I am so sick and tired of being treated like crap and taken for granted. I am a good person who only looks out for the those I care about and when one is hurting and they ask for help and they need it you reach out and try to do what you can and help them out and to have them turn around and not even a thank you or anything. I am a real person behind this screen with real feelings and I am a person who is not very trusting these days because of past experiences Ive had on here and I've learned from those. And what makes me really mad is when you have a friend who you find out later has made some you out to look like an asshole and gawd knows what ever else. I am sick of this bull

Show Some Love...please
Please feel free to come by my contest page , I need 20,000 comments to get a VIP for a month... I will return the love that you give... HUGS~N~KISSES SNUGGLEKITTY Thank you to all that have already show love.

Down By Four!
Well I found out that another one has bitten the dust, OZZY is maken my others food...lol.. Started out with 7 an down to 4 now. Guess I will have to buy myself another tank justta put his eaten ass in, although I've called around an asked how big he would get in order to see what size of tank I'd need. They say he'll get to be around 18-24 inches long, which wasn't what I was wanting to hear cause I'll need at least a 60+ tank just fer him....O'well it's all good I'm just gonna have to figure out something!

In New York Humans Attack Sharks
NEW YORK (Sept. 4) - When a Coney Island lifeguard spied a shark near an upset group of swimmers, he did what he thought was right: He rescued the fish. Marisu Mironescu, 39, said he was prompted to action Monday after seeing about 75 to 100 people circling the 2-foot sand shark off the beach and "bugging out." "They were holding onto it and some people were actually hitting him, smacking his face," said Mironescu. "Well, I wasn't going to let them hurt the poor thing." He grabbed the largely harmless shark in his arms and carried it, backstroking out to sea, where he let it go. "He was making believe like he's dead, then he wriggled his whole body and tried to bite me," Mironescu said. "We had a little bit of a punctuation mark at the end of summer with 'Jaws' junior showing up and frightening people," said Adrian Benepe, the city Parks Commissioner. The rescue ended a holiday weekend that began with another city shark scare Saturday, when a 5-foot thresher shark w

Ephesians 1 ; !9 ;- 22 Verses Followed By A Prayer Now:
19 ; Now therefore ,you are no longer strangers and foreigners but fellow citizens with the saints and memebers of the household of God. 20 ;Having been built on the foundation of the apostles and phrophets, Jesus Christ, himself being the chief cornerstone, 21 ;In whom the whole building being fitted together, grows into a Holy Temple in the Lord. 22 ;In who you are being built together , for a dwelling place of God in the spirit. Amen!!!!!!!!!Amen!!!!!Amen!!!!!!! ------------------- PRAYER------------ Lord ;may we use this day to show love and give thy word to those seeking you. May our minds open up those that are closed to Your truth . May they come to know you and your love , grace and mercy and power; and what you can do and only; Thru You they can have an eternal life free of sins washed in Your blood. O Lord Jesus Christ , may they come to know you as their saviour ; As time draws neer to an end now . May they rejoice to know ,that You will r

Sep 11
BERLIN - Three suspected Islamic militants were arrested for allegedly plotting "imminent" and "massive" attacks on the Ramstein Air Base, a major U.S. and NATO military hub, and Frankfurt's busy international airport, German authorities said Wednesday. German federal prosecutor Monika Harms said the three — two of whom were German converts to Islam — had trained at terror camps in Pakistan and procured some 1,500 pounds of hydrogen peroxide for making explosives. And a top legislator said the group could have struck "in a few days," noting a "sensitive period" that includes the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. "We were able to succeed in recognizing and preventing the most serious and massive bombings," Harms told reporters. Officials said the hydrogen peroxide, stored in a hideout, could have been mixed with other additives to produce a bomb with the explosive power of 1,200 pounds of TNT. "This would have enabled them to make bombs with more explosive power than the

Consequences
The Consequences You Sow Action And Effect All motive and action affects the cosmos in some way. The principle of cause and effect is the truth that allows us to change ourselves and the world around us for the better. However, this same universal law is also at work when change is not at the forefront of our minds. Our intentions flow forever outward in the form of energy, affecting both the people closest to us and billions of individuals we will likely never meet. For this reason, we should strive always to speak, think, and behave with great thoughtfulness and compassion. The virtues we choose to embody can inspire joy and integrity in the lives of countless people, whether we touch their existence directly or not. The influence we wield is infinite. In an effort to internalize our conscious understanding of the nature of cause and effect, we can never truly know how our thoughts, emotions, words, or actions will manifest themselves on the larger universal stage because it i

"love Or War" One Has To Choose!!!
Love is the only hope of the world. And we are coming close to that turning point: either total war or total love. There is nothing like a compromise now ................. And it is a question of life and death: war is death, love is life.

Preface To A Twenty Volume Suicide Note
Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note by Leroi Jones Lately, I've become accustomed to the way The ground opens up and envelopes me Each time I go out to walk the dog. Or the broad edged silly music the wind Makes when I run for a bus... Things have come to that. And now, each night I count the stars. And each night I get the same number. And when they will not come to be counted, I count the holes they leave. Nobody sings anymore. And then last night I tiptoed up To my daughter's room and heard her Talking to someone, and when I opened The door, there was no one there... Only she on her knees, peeking into Her own clasped hands

Moving On
Moving on through the bad times, I cant look back there is a new door that has opened i must move on. I cant live in the past but i can not change what has happened. I can make tomorrow better. I can look in the mirror and i know i did my best. i did my best to always be there to wipe away the tears and lend a helping hand. God only knows the pain that i endured through the years. I have cried many tears, but enjoyed many happy times with you my friend i can now move forward. I love you my friend thank you for caring. Moving on

For September 5,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn Your good, social energy brings out the best in the people around you, especially family members who might be trapped in a funk. You don't need to poke or pry, but just let them know you're there for them.

Inmate Doused With Gasoline, Set On Fire
Inmate doused with gasoline, set aflame Arkansas police probe how prisoner obtained gasoline, matches or lighter. GRADY, Ark. - A state prisoner was badly burned early Tuesday when another inmate threw gasoline on him and set him aflame. Robert Smith 42, was in his bunk in an open barracks when he was attacked around 4 a.m., Correction Department spokeswoman Dina Tyler said. “He popped out of his bunk and took off running,” Tyler said. “Other inmates caught him and began to extinguish the flames.” Tyler said that Smith was alert and talking after the attack, and that he was hospitalized for treatment of burns on his chest, arms and face. He told officials he didn’t see his attacker and didn’t know why he was targeted. The Correction Department and state police are investigating but did not immediately identify a suspect, Tyler said. “We will try to determine how gasoline got into the barracks and how (the attacker) got matches or a lighter,” Tyler said. Gasoline is

Oh Grandpa!!
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather. "It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Gramps. The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

Fake Fake Fake
To clear the around here I wanted to Post this. There is a person that calls herself SunnyDayz on here. She used to be on my friends list until she drove me crazy with fakeness. Every day it was the same stuff from her. She kept telling me her Mom was dieing of cancer and she hated her life. She says she is a teacher and hates not having any money! I think she is some unlucky guys House wife and a slut to boot. A teacher would know how to spell things right, she was an idiot. I just though nothing of it at first until she started getting Psycho on me. She started sending me these so Called naked pics of herself. Umm DO I look stupid? Her default pic is not hers, none of her pictures are hers. She has chosen to be on her under a fake facade. I have no doubt she is a chick and not a man but a chick that hides her real face. So she should do a salute and show us her real face eh? This girl SunnyDayz asked me to love her!? She said she loved me and wanted to walk a paradise with me

To Daddy With Love
The day was just like any other day. Trees blowing in the wind, leaves falling to the ground, sun not quite so hot as it has been in the past few months. But this day was different afterall. This day daddy was going on a long trip for a long time to come. Daddy is in the army and has to go to do his job in another country. The days previous we watched him run around the house packing and getting ready for his long journey to a far away place. Even though we don’t quite understand what is going on, we noticed that he has been giving us and mommy more and more kisses and hugs than normal. We load up in the truck and take off for daddys work like so many other days as he tells us again and again he loves us and is gonna miss us. Mommy said she has special plans to do for daddy while he is gone so we can send him things. Daddy asked her what it was but she wouldn’t say because it’s a surpise. Daddy loves suprises. Mommy does it to him all the time and we get to help. I can't wait til

The Big Dirty
Ah, in a time where I was sorely disappointed hearing that the new Atreyu CD was crap and KNOWING that the Aiden CD IS crap, I was once again delivered by Keith Buckley and Every Time I Die. I raced to the mall yesterday to pick up said CD and I've been playing it ever since. One main reason that ETID is my favorite band is because in a time where everyone else's CDs suck, they come out with such a masterpiece. Would that I could erect a temple to them.... LOVE MY BOYS; THEY FUCKING RULE.

Homeless Man Gets 65 Years For Killing 4
Man sentenced for killing 4 over space heater Gets 65 years for killing other homeless men, dumping bodies in manholes. Updated: 1:42 p.m. CT Sept 4, 2007 SOUTH BEND, Ind. - A homeless man who pleaded guilty to murdering four men in a dispute over a space heater and dumping their bodies in manholes was sentenced Tuesday to 65 years in prison. Daniel J. Sharp, 55, of South Bend pleaded guilty in May to killing Michael S. "Shan" Nolen, Michael W. Lawson, Jason Coates and Brian Talboom, all described as homeless men. Their bodies were found inside two South Bend manholes over four days in January. When St. Joseph Superior Court Judge Jane Woodward Miller asked Sharp if he had anything to say at his sentencing, he replied, "I can't really think of anything." Prosecutors said the killings were carried out with the help of another homeless man, Randy Lee Reeder, 51. Sharp testified during Reeder's trial that the two were upset that someone had stolen the propane space heater

Things Aren't Always Perfect
In everyone's life there problems to solve. Even in the strongest relationship, there are differences to overcome. It is easy to give up when confronted with difficulties; to fool yourself into believing that perfection can be found somewhere else. But true happiness and a lasting relationship are found when u look inside yourself for the solutions to the problems. Instead of walking away when things get tough and blaming the other person look for compromise and forgiveness. Caring is not a matter of convenience. It is a commitment of one soul to another. And if each gives generously of themselves, then both lives are enriched. The problems will come and go, just like the changing seasons. But unselfish love is constant and everlasting.

Somebody Please Tell Me Why
Ok so i gotta question. Why do ppl love morphing pictures? Why do they like to morph into things they could never be like someone else. Ive seen some crazy morphs..one chick morning into Britney Spears, a guy morphing into Billy Ray Cyrus i mean come on ppl. Will someone just please tell why why WHY!

Rendez-voodoo
you'd better shove another piece of what's left into your mouth while the gettin' is good. because you know the highs are running low, and every new is getting old. lord, I've been down since you've been seeing another boy. me and my girl are gonna smoke the cigarettes that we find in another man's tray. we're gonna pick all the meat from the big city bones because the hot is getting cold. lord, I'm not proud. keep you chin up the water will boil, the comet will come for us all. so make amends with anything you've ever loved and open your arms to the swarm. we have salted the earth. raid hell. raid hell. you'd better drink up, get your sorrows in, because we're coming upon where the ending begins. the nickel city's new church says "no one allowed" since all the lights are going out. the end is near. I will be delivered. we've filled our bellies with so much repulsive flair I'll explode if I'm not forgiven. make amends with anything you've ever loved and open your arms to the swar

Finally
Well I am here in New Orleans doing trhe dreaded un-packing. UGH!!! Saddly though it isnt something a slave can assist with due to the fact I have no idea where I am putting this stuff LOL. So the dining set got set up last night no more eating with my plate perched on my thighs. LOL The Playroom is shaping up hung curtains up yesterday and got a half assed bondage bed built so things are moving along. I need it up and soon I need to make some money. Yep you betcha this one likes to eat from time to time. LOL But on the serious side this move was the best thing I have done for myself. I find this city in the midst of its rebirth and the people for the most part are looking towards a brighter future. And I am lucky to be a part of it. The people I have met have welcomed me to the city with open arms and it matters not what color there skin is or their sexual preferences. They see me as a person despite the whip hanging from my neck. LOL Ok ok I will stop its early give me a break.

Would You Tell Me?
If you ever think you're getting tired of our relationship, would you tell me? Or if I do anything that upsets you, will you share it instead of keeping it locked up inside? I want you to come to me with your thoughts, whether you I want to hear them or not. I need to know what's going on with your emotions whether happy or sad. And if you'll let me...I'll do the same for you...because I know that communicating our fears right along with our fantasies, and our difficulties right along with our dreams, is one of the most important things we can do. The more we talk about things, the better we will know that instead of ever drifting apart, we can make this relationship good and strong and give it the love and care to grow.

Grandparents And Grandchildren
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ##### My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ##### After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ##### A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was li

Falling Inlove
Falling in love and love are two quiet different feeling. Falling in love can be either a flash of emotions or a first step towards love. Falling in love is a strong instinctive attraction to the person of the other sex. In case it's mutual and both lovers will work at their relationships one day that feeling can grow into love. Falling in love is crazy, it very physical, it's when knees are getting weak and temperature rises, love is calm, comfortable and mental. You have to do nothing to fall in love and often there's either nothing you can do to stop falling in love. It's very illogical: you suffer from splashes of emotions, doubts, can't fully control yourself and it's all because of a person you usually almost don't know. When we fall in love nature shows all it's power on us. Sometimes it even goes against our sense when we understand that we can't expect nothing good from these relationships that it's the wrong person but still can do nothing about ourselves. Falli

This Really Touched My Heart And I Am Sure It Will Touch Yours Also.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, and says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound

Farenheight Bombers
Have you ever wanted to be in a bomber family that rates their family members stuff???? Are you a helpful person when it comes to a bomber family??? I'm starting my own bomber family, I'm tired of being in a family that doesn't help it' s members. If your tired of the same join my new family Farenheight Bombers RULES FOR FAMILY 1. Must rate all family members stuff. Weather it be all at once or a bit at a time. 2. Must add/fan all family members 3. Must add founder to family 4. Must read founders blogs for contest updates. Please also comment if you can or can't help on the contest at the present time. 5. must join farenheight lounge our headquarters. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7964 I'm taking serious members only. If you join and I see that you aren't keeping up with the family I will remove you immediately. We are gonna be a bomber family, who will be helping family members and friends.

Gloriously Difficult
Gloriously difficult Life is gloriously difficult. The universe is wonderfully complex. Every new discovery opens the door for even more discoveries. Every challenge you work through enables you to move on to even greater and more fulfilling challenges. Instead of fighting against the difficulty, celebrate it. Embrace the challenges and you'll find profound value in them. Instead of being frustrated and confused by the complexity, dive in and experience its richness. Though you'll never understand it all, you can always understand more. Circumstances change from moment to moment, and life is continually renewed. Though changes can often be painful, a life with no change at all would be unbearably empty. With its many ups and downs and twists and turns, life is happening all around you. Remember how truly fortunate you are, take it all in, and make your own special greatness. -- Ralph Marston

Thoughts Into Joy
Thoughts into joy Your thoughts are what frighten you. Choose to change them, and the fear is gone. Your thoughts are what cause you to be frustrated, angry, disappointed, impatient and uncomfortable. And your thoughts can also take you far away from all those things. For your thoughts can transform anger into forgiveness, disappointment into determination, discomfort into inspiration, and fear into love. The choice is always yours. The world is what it is. Yet your thoughts determine how you situate yourself into the world. By controlling your thoughts you control the kind of world in which you live. At the times when you realize it, and at the times when you don't, you are always controlling your thoughts. Deep inside you is a beautiful, unique person who seeks true joy and fulfillment. Let your thoughts resonate with the genuine person you are, and that joy does surely come. -- Ralph Marston

Another Joke
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .... Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the Governor of Indiana . The Governor was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The Governor thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Indianapolis, Indiana and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Just A Thought...
Well if all men knew the things to say to make women laugh, this world would then be called Utopia . The birds would be singing once again, the sun would be shining, and if anyone that knows me knew what I was writing right now in this article, they would probably slap me on the back of my head, so on a serious note, let’s get serious . What to Say ? I think the question is not so much as what to say to women, but rather, how you say it, and the actions you use when saying it. Now, things are not only as simple as that. This is not an exact science, after all, all women are different, which is the exact opposite of men, where apparently, all men are the same, according to some women .

Can Distance Define Love ?
id like to know, of any successful loving relationships that happen online, i have met many many wonderful friends.. but can real love actually start here ? lust sure, intelligent conversation sure... but chemistry and love ? id like to think so .... but what happens when you meet for the first time .. and there is no chemistry ?

Through The Years
Through the years my friend you have been true. I have seen the bad and i have seen the good. but throught it all you were always there, to lend a hand. Through the years i have seen our friendship grow into something that means more to me then life it self. Through the years i have seen you cry through the words that were written and God only knows how much it hurt that i couldnt be there to wipe them away. In my heart there is a special place that i go to alot, and it is the memories that we have shared. I will never forget or even ask why we have become the best of friends. You never tried to change me into something i was never meant to be. You were always to listen, you were always there to care. and for that i love you my friend, and through the years that i have known you i have treasured every talk that we have had. Through the years I only pray that someday we will meet eye to eye and heart to heart. I will always be there and through the year

Crazy But Sweet
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Just A Cute Joke
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.

Understand Me........
Sometimes you are so distant with me that I can't help but wonder if I am still someone special to you. Sometimes you act as though I am intruding on your world when all I really want to have you share a part of mine. Sometimes I feel as though I have asked too many questions when all I really wanted was to understand you better!

Why Me?
I am getting so aggrevated. So many childish people spreading lies. Why does God let people act the way they do? Why are there so many ignorant people in this world? Why are there so many hyprocrits that try to make you feel like a hyprocrit when you are not one? Why are so many people two faced? Why do so many people backstab good people? Why do so many people hate innocent people that did nothing wrong? I am a very sweet, nice and honest person and all I ever get is being shit on by almost everyone. Why? I try to do good for everyone and get nothing but crap back. I just don't understand it. I try to be flexible with situation and when I do I get crapped on by people and then told lies about me. When I am not flexiable I get excused of being a witch and lied about. I have no clue what I can do to stop the hyprocrital, ignorant, dishonest people. I have always been told that if someone accuses you of something that they usually are the ones doing it, but how can you pro

Concerened.......
Lately, it seems we've been drifting away from each other....not terribly far, but enough to be concerned. I know things aren't what they once were, but that doesn't mean they can't be again. Every relationship passes this point at one time or another, but the important thing to remember is that we can get through it. It might not be easy worthwhile things usually never are...but if we really care about one another, and where we're headed together, maybe we can begin to rediscover the things that brought us together in the beginning. I care for you and I know you care for me. Let's not stop here, let's not give up without a fight....we're worth to much together.

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Friends
I can't take away your pain or make your dreams come true. I can't reach out and give you a hug, cause there's so many miles in between, but in my heart you will always be close. I will hug you in my dreams. and and in my prayers i will pray for you the best. When your days are long and lonely remember i will always be there close by yourside my friend. I will always be there for you. I can't take away your pain or make your grey skies turn blue, but i can be your friend, and try my bestto change your life like you have changed mine. Een if it is just for alittle while. I can't take away your pain my friend or wipe away the tears that you cry, but God knows i wished i could. So my friend know in my heart you will always be close. I can't take away your pain, or give you a hug, but i can be your friend. love you my friend, i will always care.

Hmm...
"If your love life could use a little boost in one way or another, now is a great time to take a risk and tell that special someone what you're really feeling. Fate definitely favors you, but you need to act soon." Great...do you mind telling me who that special someone is? lol

A Special Thought......
Sometimes it's not enough just to have you in my life; there are times when I need more of you than you give, more attention, more understanding, maybe even a little more of your time. Please understand. I don't want to crowd you or ask to much. I guess that I just want you to open up a little bit more....share more of your thoughts with me, your feelings and fears.